WTF: Florida Man arrested for a little candy bar battery

Hungry? Grab a Snickers. Well a Florida Man did just that, but instead of quelling his hunger, he decided to throw Snickers bars in peoples' faces instead

Episode Transcript

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Well, well, looks like it'sthat time on iHeart Radio. We've gotta
chase down Florida man and or Floridawoman to find out what they're up to.
Sure, it's no good as wedo this. WTF stands for what
the Florida And of course, asvery usual, we go to a Florida

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man. Yeah, this Florida manshot at another driver in a road rage
incident. Now this is nothing new, but what makes this interesting and even
stupider is the fact that this Floridaman shot at another driver out of his
vehicle marked with FP and L logosfpn L. He's a worker for you

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know, FP and L. Sothe guy working for FP and L was
shooting at another driver off the windowof the car in the vehicle, in
the company vehicle. Very easy totrack down, by the way, when
that's happening. But a twenty oneyear old man is now being charged with
a shooting. Uh, he didn'tshooting at a driver, he didn't hit

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him, but he was driving ina Florida Power and Light contractor vehicle.
And according to this Quaderis Stalworth wasarrested for attempted homicide discharging a firearm from
a vehicle, shooting into a vehicle, damaging property, and possession of a
weapon by a filon. The incidenthappened in at four forty five in the

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afternoon. The victim told police hewas driving when somebody shot out of his
car in a marked FP and Lvehicle. You think he forgot he was
in his work vehicle, right,Yeah, don't get into a conflict a
road rage incident on the road whenyou're in your work vehicle, you're driving
around in a you know, anadvertisement for where you work. You're gonna
be very easy to track down.You're probably gonna lose your job as a

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result of this. Yeah, notworth it. No, throw the finger
and move on. It's it doesn'tcheck any of the boxes of the things
you should be doing. We gonext. Two. A three legged bear
Brittany here in the state of Florida, broke into a Florida home and then

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drank some white claws. That's aFlorida bear. That's awesome. And he
didn't even have to open age,just kind of like grabs it, punctures
a hole and just shotguns it rightthere. Shotguns the whole thing. It's
a three First of all, it'sa three legged bear, which I love.
I know, how did they getthree legs? And which leg isn't

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missing? Front or backs? Thefront right is missing? And uh yeah.
And then this bear just kind of, you know, hobbles along.
But he broke into a Florida homeand drank some white claws. This happened
on Sunday. They got a lotof it on camera, which is great.
But yeah, they heard the dogparking and next thing, you know,

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yep, the the bear turret holein the patio screen and then came
through, uh and just started helpinghimself. He opened up the fridge and
he started drinking white claws. Hedrank about five of them. Oh so
he really liked it, he did. Yeah, he was like, I'm

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gonna get get a little buzz beforeI go to the bear club, exactly
as you know, a little pregaming. As you know, there's no
law when drinking claws will me breakinginto your house and see in consequential.
Oh my god, I love it. And we go lastly to a Florida

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man. He has been arrested fora battery with a Snickers bar. All
Right, those can be kind oflie heavy if you hit that right part
of your face with that, especiallyif it's a frozen snicker So those are
delicious. But according to this highlyintoxicated noy Adele, he's twenty three years

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old. Noy Adele more like annoying. He became agitated when employees at a
Walgreens refused to sell him a packof cigarettes. Now angered by the refusal,
he started becoming irate and that's whenhe threw Snickers bars at the manager
and hit the manager in the face. There was another store employee that rushed

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over to help to try to calmNoy down, to get him to leave,
but he was throwing several Snickers barsat people, striking people in the
face and the chest, several severallove it right, the several Snickers bar
Now, noy told police he didn'tmean to throw the candy directly at people,

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but their surveillance footage showed otherwise thathe had like a handful and he
was grabbing him with the other handand intentfully you know, whipping him.
To watch back this footage ten minutesago. Right, Sorry, NOI your
story doesn't hold up. Well.Yeah, I was handing them out aggressively,

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aggressively. I was practicing, practicingfor Halloween. I'm expecting a lot
of kids. Gotta do this fast. I gotta break a few omelets,
or break a few eggs to makean omelet, I guess right, or
something like that. I gotta breaka few omelets to make an egg.
I don't know. I'm not goodwith idioms something like that. Anyway,
why not both? All right?Exactly? Well, I know we'll do

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this again every morning at seven thirty, at nine thirty, until then there
is all the news fit to utteraloud in this god forsaken state. It's
WTF or what the florid? I'lltell you another thing. It sounds like
all NOI was angry. You know, if only there was something that could
have calmed that down. Should havegrabbed a Snickers bar. The Free Show

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