WTF: Florida Man covered in white paint was arrested

A Florida man who was covered head-to-toe in white paint was arrested after attempting to assault deputies with a crowbar. He called himself the "Joker" and he was a joker alright for sure! See how it all ended for him here!

Episode Transcript

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All right, here we go.It is time on iHeart Radio. We
gotta chase down Florida man and Floridawoman follow all their exploits, which we
do every single day. In thisit's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florida duh? And of corns. When we go first to a Florida

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woman, Oh oh, oh,a Florida woman. This is such a
Florida thing to happen. Her nameis Barbara. She's sixty two. Barbara,
Barbara was trying to return some booksat the Mount Dora Library. I'm
gay already. This is adorable.How could this go wrong? Oh?

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I can tell you how it goeswrong because Barbara's a Florida woman. And
when she went to go drop herbooks in the drop box, when that
box closed, she cut off partof her finger. Good lord, her
fall. No, but that itdefinitely is something that only would happen in
Florida. Man, What are they? How heavy is that? Why?

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And why so heavy? Somebody didit wrong, either the people that built
the drop box for the library orBarbara herself. But she was injured when
attempting to return books. According tothis, she said, the whole thing
is just such a nightmare. Oh, according to this poor Barbara. Yeah
uh. She said she felt arush of pain when she tried to pull

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her left hand out of the box, and then she assumed it was just
you know, uncomfortable hand placement.But look at this. She severed part
of her her middle finger. Ohnot that one. I know that one
is so useful. That's the communicatingfinger. Yeah, that's unfortunate. Well

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she lost part of it. Nowit just looks like a little nub and
it's not even the same effect.It doesn't it's like a little one that
you're sending a lowercase. Yeah.Now people, you know, she goes
people finger they laugh at her.Whatever, Yeah, all that cute.
That is We go next. Thisis crazy crazy. A woman in South

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Dakota has a tie to Florida becauseshe came here to Florida to have herself
a little extra marital affair. ASouth Dakota woman came to Florida to have
a little extra marital hookup. Well, she got caught and she claimed that

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she was assaulted, that it wasn'tvoluntary. A woman now pled guilty to
making a false report. She claimedthat an assailant had you know, assaulted
her. Renee Scoggland, thirty,was arrested in Sioux Fall at South Dakota
after reporting a battery in Hillsborough Countyjust two days before. She was charged

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with misuse of the nine one onesystem, making a false part of a
crime, and fabricating physical evidence.Now, she went there, She came
down Florida to hook up, andthen she said that she was assaulted.
Is that what happened? Though itwas all voluntary, she was called lyon.
Oh my god, Yeah, herstory unraveled. She went to another

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state right to have this affair.Oh yeah, she paid air force.
She paid airfare to come fly andhave an affair. That's wild. And
you still got caught, and stillgot caught. Dane. We go lastly
Britney to a Florida man. Heis twenty nine years old, and he

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covered himself in white paint. HHe told deputies that he was the joker
and he was threatening Jpanese with acrowbar. So there you go. Yeah,
gonna go about my beat. Yeah, I am not sticking around for
this guy. Yeah. Anthony Morenois charged with three counts of aggravated assault

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on law enforcement officers. The incidenthappened at nine o'clock in the morning at
the Best Western Hotel, Okay andin front of the Best West. According
to this, deputies were called fora suspicious person. This man was covered
in white paint and he acted likehe was going to throw a crowbar at

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a car. Yeah, he wasabsolutely covered his head, his body.
I mean, did you say hedidn't joker may up he called it.
No, he was just covered inwhite paint, but he was calling himself
the Joker. He didn't have theother colors. Oh my god, where

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did the paint come from? Joe? No? And why was he covered
in it from head to toe?We have no idea because Florida man.
But all I do know is thatdeputies tried to reason with mister Moreno.
They tried to offer him food anddrink and exchange for the crow bar.
Instead, they were met with morethreats. He was talking about the government

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and that this was going to behis last encounter. He said his name
was the Joker and that's why hewas covered in white paint like that.
But anyway, they did finally managedto get him to drop the crow bar
and take him into custody. Uhuh, he was completely covered in white
paint, even underneath his clothes.So al right, right that one down,

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Yeah, yeah, that's It's alot of fun, isn't it.
Yeah, I mean for everybody exceptthat deputy had to put mister Moreno into
the car because now his car iscovered in white paint. Yes, you
know how hard it is to getpaint off. He still has paint,
right, You know how many ofour taxpayer dollars are not going to be
used for cleaning products? For fulldetail, they don't do it again every

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morning at seven thirty and nine thirtyuntil then there's all the news fit to
utter allowed in this god forsaken state. It's WTF or what the florid uh?
And it's kind of odd, Brittanythat even though he painted himself white,
he's still got arrested.