WTF: Florida Man proposes to his girlfriend with a wiener

Take it from the king of romance, Florida Man on how to propose to your girlfriend...say it with a hot dog. This guy proposed with a wiener and for some reason she said "yes". She must like the idea of having a hard life. Check that and more out here!

Episode Transcript

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All right, it is that timehere on iHeartRadio. We gotta chase down
Florida man and Florida woman find outabout all their exploits. Usually they're pretty
dumb and end their arrest. Butthat's how that goes. We do this
every morning in wt F, whichstands for what's the Florid do? Let

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me go first to a Florida man. Oh yeah, already h oh.
He's twenty two years old and hehas been arrested after posting about a mass
shooting threat in a Pokemon Go discordchannel. Okay, see everything a part
of that sentence, everything is wrongwith it everything. Twenty two year old

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man in a Pokemon Go discord channelmaking threats about a mass shooting. Yeah,
he's from PoCA. His name isFernando Gat and he's been thrown into
jail after making disturbing threats under thename Paul Allen and a Pokemon Go discord.
Paul Allen is the name of acharacter from the novel and the movie

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Psycho American Psycho. Oh my god, even even down to his user name,
he thought that through right, No, lock him up forever. That
man is just waiting to do thisright and he will. Yeah right,
he said he was gonna shoot upa middle school. He's twenty two,
little weirdo on a Pokemon Go discordchannel. Unreal and that name scene being

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from a movie. I'm sure helike knows that movie line by line by
scene and wants to recreate it insome way. What a freaking weirdo.
You know. Put him down.He's got one hundred thousand dollars bond on
him. That's it, I know. Well, hopefully nobody bails Paul Allen
out of jail. We go nextto a Florida woman. Yeah. Now,

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apparently she got arrested for a domesticbattery. But there's a pizza involved
in all of this, and whothrew the pizza first. It's a very
saucy tale. Brittany. Here's whatwe know. A woman is now cart
caught up in this lie and she'sbeen charged with aggravated domestic battery. Now,

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according to this, police did respondto a domestic battery call at a
residence. When they got to thehouse, they found Yvette Torres thirty nine.
She claimed that her husband had injuredher by throwing pizza at her and
then poured water on her and thenthrew a shoe at her. Now,
when they got there, they foundmiss Torres without any kind of visible marks

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despite her claims. There was nopizza, sauce or anything anywhere, and
she wasn't all wet from water.But Torres continued to change her story over
and over again. She revised herstatement. She retracted the allegation about being
slapped with pizza. She did saythat she got doused with water and hit
with a shoe. But finally thecops talked to her husband. He provided

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a different version of events. Hetold police that there was a verbal argument
that escalated to the point that whenhe went to his room to change clothes
to de escalated, she followed himand she's the one that doused him with
water. That was noted by thepolice officer because mister Torres was all wet.
But anyway, she then changed herstory again and she said, yeah,

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she was the primary instigator. Therewas also a witness that said,
yep, she was the one thatwas getting all crazy. And Miss Torres
was arrested and transported to the jail. But she had all these wild claims,
Oh, he hit me with pizzaand he, you know, doused
me with water, and he hitme with a shoe and then both the
husband and a witness said no,completely other way around. There was no

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pizza involved. But she's the onethat housing with water and she's the one
that struck him. Yeah, yougot caught in four cases and you gotta
witness. You're done. You can'tleave loose ends like that. You know,
what are you thinking? What areyou thinking? You gotta know better
than that event, you know.That's all I know. We go lastly
to eight Florida man. Now,this is probably going to be the most

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heartwarming WTF story you've ever heard inyour life. And it does not end
in anybody's arrest yet it give ituntil the wedding reception. But a Florida
man. But it would not bea WTF story without a little twist.
I think we all know that,right, A Florida man proposed to his
girlfriend with a hot dog. Whatwe're a hot dog around the hot dogs?

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Uh? No, I don't know. He proposed to his girlfriend with
a hot dog. They were atthe whacked out Wiener in Folly. Everybody
knows about the waxed out Wiener.She is not your boy's not one of
your boys. Right, Brooke Jameswas that the whacked out winner with her
boyfriend and he got down on oneknee and he proposed to her with a

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hot dog. No, let metell you something. There's definitely another whack
out that's happening, and it's notwith the hot dogs. Yeah, Brook
said, It took me a fewseconds to understand that it wasn't a joke.
She said that he's done stuff likethis before. He'll jokingly get down
on one knee and you know,while I ask for a paper towel,
and he'd be like, hey,will you take that? You know,
I'll give her a paper towel,she said. But when she saw the

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smile on his face and the sparklein his eye when he held out the
hot dog, that's when she knewhe was actually being serious. So,
yeah, he proposed with you knowwhat, the hot dog? No,
absolutely not no. Did she sayyes? Yeah, you dummy? Right?
Brook said, she's always planned on, you know, a wedding,

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and the boyfriend said he always wantedto propose to her in a unique way,
and so he did it. Liketo be hah, he you were
in a WHACKAWEENI whatever the hell ofthat? Place the whacked out Wiener.
Whackaweenie. I'm at the Whackaweenie.You're all trying to propose, how dare

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you? It's just tasteless. Giveme a hot dog at the Wacaweenie.
Come on like it, well,the whacked out Wiener. They celebrated also
with the couple by giving them Tshirts to celebrate the occasion, and they
said, look, you're the firstpeople to ever get engaged, you know,
at a whacked out wiener. Yeah, if there's a reason for that,

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and nobody's ever done it, youdummy. I hate this couple,
and I hate that she said yesand she deserves him, and when he
loves continues, when he continues todisappoint her, she's gonna realize that she
made a big as mistake and sheignored all these red flags she may have.
She may have, but he playedthis perfectly. I mean really,
he set the bar very low,you know what I mean? Nowhere to

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go but up? Yeah, Iguess like all that faked rosine, that
is not funny to me. Youwill get kneed in the china right.
Do not play well. Do nottry to make a laugh out of me
when it comes to that. Iforget which casino slash hotel it was,
but every year when I would goto Vegas there would be I forget which
one. I don't know if itwas. I want to say maybe it

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was Caesar's. I don't know,but anyway, I know that they had
a store in their within the hotelslash casino, and in that store they
sold these rings that had a dimeon it. It was a dime in
ring, right, so it wasa dime on a ring. It's dumb.
Anyway, They would sell loads ofthese things, and I cannot tell

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you the number of times I've seenmen get down on one knee to offer
their girlfriend a dime in ring andit was a dime on a ring.
And you know, they think it'sfunny. But I've seen it literally at
least fifty times, like at leastand that's not even an exaggeration. Well,
I mean, that's why they're sellingit before exactly. That's exactly what
everybody does with it. You're notbeing creative, sir, every time?

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All right, but that was alot of fun, right, We'll do
it again every morning at seven thirtyand nine thirty. Until then there is
all the news fit to utter aloud. In this god forsaken state, it's
WTF or what the Florida. Hegave her a wiener Brittany, and he

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also asked her to marry him theFree Show on one to five five