August 22, 2023 • 6 mins
Hey Florida Man, if you have drugs on you, it might NOT be a good idea to go blasting your own personal sound system from your golf cart at 1AM at a WaWa. Welp, he learned the hard way
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(00:03):
Here it is time on iHeart Radio. We got to chase down Florida man
and Florida woman follow all of theirexploits. It's never good, but we
do it in this every morning.It's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florida We go for two?A Florida man guilty? Oh, he's
(00:29):
very guilty. Indeed, a driverwas arrested during a traffic stop. This
is nothing new in the state ofFlorida. Happens all the time. Usually
it starts with driver does something stupid. Police pull them over for said stupid
acts. Usually there's a smell ofweed coming out of the car. That's
when they get the right to search, and they find all kinds of drugs.
(00:50):
Right well, pretty much the samething here, only this time they
found five hundred and sixty two Graham'sworth of drugs during good traffic stop forty
seven year old Jeffrey Kauffman. Damnit, Jeffrey should be retired by now.
What do you really Yeah, whatare you doing? Jeffrey? He
was doing sixty eight miles an hourin a sixty and then that's when the
(01:12):
driver was hit. The trooper washit with a strong smell of marijuana coming
out of the driver's side. Thetrooper callper backup. They searched mister Kaufman's
vehicle. He did have marijuana inthe car, but he had a valid
medical marijuana card, right, that'sfine. However, what was not fine
was a black and blue duffel bagthat had multiple clear plastic bags inside that
(01:36):
had a bunch of weed, abunch of pills, mushrooms. They also
found a oh. They found allkinds of drugs, Brittany pills in all
different shapes and sizes, reefers,they found THHC oil, They found a
bunch of bags and drugs and paraphernalia. They found and methan phetamine, and
(01:57):
they found hydro codone, hydrochloe,alt, prasam, cycles, fleeming and
mushrooms. They found everything, brettyall of it. Everything every drug you
could bosably have. Now, thisis the thing. I don't know that
they were going to sell all thesedrugs, but I do know that once
you're locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency it is to push it
as far as it will go.Yeah, and that's all they were doing.
I mean, it just spends whatlevel you're on. He was like
(02:20):
at the top, I can tellyou that. We go next to a
Florida man. Now, he firstcame to the attention of law enforcement because
he had his own personal speaker andhe was blaring music outside of a wah
wah. I don't see an issuehere, you don't, but law enforcement
(02:40):
does, and they came talking tothis man, later identified as forty five
year old Keith partnerment, He's fortyfive. Are you hanging out with a
Bluetooth speaker in your hand outside ofa gas He actually had it on his
golf cart and the music was beingheard from roll blocks away. It was
(03:00):
like a black boombox thing that hehad attached to his golf card, according
to the arrest report. Now thatis what got the attention of law enforcement.
See, it cannot be audible fromtwenty five feet away, because what
you're doing is is that you areencroaching on other people's sound. You're like,
you're you're you're ruining everybody's day.You know what I mean with loud
music being blast when they didn't askfor it, Like if I wanted to
(03:22):
go to a nightclub and hear musiclike that, somebody else's choice of music.
Well, then that was my decision. I paid a cover charge in
order to do that. But ifI'm just walking down the street, I
don't know that I want to beinvaded by somebody else's sound, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, Well, Keith does not take that to heart.
He does not possess a certain levelof sophistication that the rest of us
(03:42):
do, Brittany. So, duringthis traffic stop, and it was a
traffic stop, he was found tobe obsession a marijuana and a pipe which
tested positive for both weed and methanfetamine. Brittany also, he ran into
further trouble because oh yeah, Iknow, why would you do that.
It's like, I'm just leveling myselfout. I don't want to feel normal.
(04:03):
I just want to feel totally soberman, not up, not down,
just right in the middle. Idon't know why people do that,
Brittany. It's dumb. Yeah,but Keith was arrested for all that.
We go lastly to a Florida woman, and she is guilty. She spiked
(04:23):
a man's drink with cockroach spray afterthey met at a bar. Oh my
god, I thought you were gonnasay, just spiked it to be like,
I don't know funny, or orspiked it to steal his rolegs,
like you know you hear that happenin South Florida. Yeah, yeah,
no, But Veronica clined instead triedto poison this man's food or drink,
(04:43):
according to the authorities, by puttingcockroach spray in his drink after they met
at a little She think he wasn'tgonna taste it. That is disgusting,
right. Japanese recalled to a homeat four thirty in the morning. They
met the man who was getting ill. They spoke with Ronica and said what
was going on? She said,well, we met at this bar.
I asked him to come back hereto continue drinking with me, and then
(05:08):
he said that they had two drinksand he started feeling sick, and she
admitted to spiking the drinks with cockroachspray. He was vomiting and all kinds
of other stuff and asking for help. She was not at the home when
the cops got there. However,the dog found her and they took her
into custody. Why would she dothat, Oh no, Brittany, what
(05:35):
was the reason, the point?Why bring him back? Exactly? She
invited hey, come back, Yeah, come back to my place. She's
a molesson. I thought we werejust robbing them for taking us back to
their place on the first night doingtoo much. Now, yeah, I
don't like this. She's like aa dexter. Yeah, for no reason.
(05:57):
He didn't deserve it. No,come on, I could end stand
if he deserved it though, Rightthen she's a hero. Yeah but noah,
Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah, it
was if everybody scept that guy.Yeah, he thought he was gonna have
a lot of fun, but hehad no fun. But we'll do this
again every morning at seven thirty andnine thirty. Until then there's all the
(06:18):
news fits utter aloud in this godforsaken state. It's WTF or what the
florid did? I'll tell you what. Maybe she did that because he was
starting to bug her. I'll seemyself out the Free Show on one to five five
Here it is time on iHeart Radio. We got to chase down Florida man
and Florida woman follow all of theirexploits. It's never good, but we
do it in this every morning.It's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florida We go for two?A Florida man guilty? Oh, he's
(00:29):
very guilty. Indeed, a driverwas arrested during a traffic stop. This
is nothing new in the state ofFlorida. Happens all the time. Usually
it starts with driver does something stupid. Police pull them over for said stupid
acts. Usually there's a smell ofweed coming out of the car. That's
when they get the right to search, and they find all kinds of drugs.
(00:50):
Right well, pretty much the samething here, only this time they
found five hundred and sixty two Graham'sworth of drugs during good traffic stop forty
seven year old Jeffrey Kauffman. Damnit, Jeffrey should be retired by now.
What do you really Yeah, whatare you doing? Jeffrey? He
was doing sixty eight miles an hourin a sixty and then that's when the
(01:12):
driver was hit. The trooper washit with a strong smell of marijuana coming
out of the driver's side. Thetrooper callper backup. They searched mister Kaufman's
vehicle. He did have marijuana inthe car, but he had a valid
medical marijuana card, right, that'sfine. However, what was not fine
was a black and blue duffel bagthat had multiple clear plastic bags inside that
(01:36):
had a bunch of weed, abunch of pills, mushrooms. They also
found a oh. They found allkinds of drugs, Brittany pills in all
different shapes and sizes, reefers,they found THHC oil, They found a
bunch of bags and drugs and paraphernalia. They found and methan phetamine, and
(01:57):
they found hydro codone, hydrochloe,alt, prasam, cycles, fleeming and
mushrooms. They found everything, brettyall of it. Everything every drug you
could bosably have. Now, thisis the thing. I don't know that
they were going to sell all thesedrugs, but I do know that once
you're locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency it is to push it
as far as it will go.Yeah, and that's all they were doing.
I mean, it just spends whatlevel you're on. He was like
(02:20):
at the top, I can tellyou that. We go next to a
Florida man. Now, he firstcame to the attention of law enforcement because
he had his own personal speaker andhe was blaring music outside of a wah
wah. I don't see an issuehere, you don't, but law enforcement
(02:40):
does, and they came talking tothis man, later identified as forty five
year old Keith partnerment, He's fortyfive. Are you hanging out with a
Bluetooth speaker in your hand outside ofa gas He actually had it on his
golf cart and the music was beingheard from roll blocks away. It was
(03:00):
like a black boombox thing that hehad attached to his golf card, according
to the arrest report. Now thatis what got the attention of law enforcement.
See, it cannot be audible fromtwenty five feet away, because what
you're doing is is that you areencroaching on other people's sound. You're like,
you're you're you're ruining everybody's day.You know what I mean with loud
music being blast when they didn't askfor it, Like if I wanted to
(03:22):
go to a nightclub and hear musiclike that, somebody else's choice of music.
Well, then that was my decision. I paid a cover charge in
order to do that. But ifI'm just walking down the street, I
don't know that I want to beinvaded by somebody else's sound, you know
what I'm saying. Yeah, Well, Keith does not take that to heart.
He does not possess a certain levelof sophistication that the rest of us
(03:42):
do, Brittany. So, duringthis traffic stop, and it was a
traffic stop, he was found tobe obsession a marijuana and a pipe which
tested positive for both weed and methanfetamine. Brittany also, he ran into
further trouble because oh yeah, Iknow, why would you do that.
It's like, I'm just leveling myselfout. I don't want to feel normal.
(04:03):
I just want to feel totally soberman, not up, not down,
just right in the middle. Idon't know why people do that,
Brittany. It's dumb. Yeah,but Keith was arrested for all that.
We go lastly to a Florida woman, and she is guilty. She spiked
(04:23):
a man's drink with cockroach spray afterthey met at a bar. Oh my
god, I thought you were gonnasay, just spiked it to be like,
I don't know funny, or orspiked it to steal his rolegs,
like you know you hear that happenin South Florida. Yeah, yeah,
no, But Veronica clined instead triedto poison this man's food or drink,
(04:43):
according to the authorities, by puttingcockroach spray in his drink after they met
at a little She think he wasn'tgonna taste it. That is disgusting,
right. Japanese recalled to a homeat four thirty in the morning. They
met the man who was getting ill. They spoke with Ronica and said what
was going on? She said,well, we met at this bar.
I asked him to come back hereto continue drinking with me, and then
(05:08):
he said that they had two drinksand he started feeling sick, and she
admitted to spiking the drinks with cockroachspray. He was vomiting and all kinds
of other stuff and asking for help. She was not at the home when
the cops got there. However,the dog found her and they took her
into custody. Why would she dothat, Oh no, Brittany, what
(05:35):
was the reason, the point?Why bring him back? Exactly? She
invited hey, come back, Yeah, come back to my place. She's
a molesson. I thought we werejust robbing them for taking us back to
their place on the first night doingtoo much. Now, yeah, I
don't like this. She's like aa dexter. Yeah, for no reason.
(05:57):
He didn't deserve it. No,come on, I could end stand
if he deserved it though, Rightthen she's a hero. Yeah but noah,
Well that was a lot of fun, wasn't it. Yeah, it
was if everybody scept that guy.Yeah, he thought he was gonna have
a lot of fun, but hehad no fun. But we'll do this
again every morning at seven thirty andnine thirty. Until then there's all the
(06:18):
news fits utter aloud in this godforsaken state. It's WTF or what the
florid did? I'll tell you what. Maybe she did that because he was
starting to bug her. I'll seemyself out the Free Show on one to five five
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