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August 24, 2023 7 mins
This Florida Man could NOT have worn a better, more appropriate shirt during his recent DUI arrest! Fnd out that and all the exploits of Florida Man and Florida Woman
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(00:03):
It is that time on iHeart Radio. We got to chase down Florida man
and Florida woman find out all abouttheir exploits, which we do every morning
right here in WTF. That standsfor what the Florida And of course we
have to go to a Florida man. This actually no, not even a

(00:27):
Florida man in this case, thisis a Florida kid who brought a gun
to school on the very first dayday one. He was I just so
you know, so we know what'sgoing on. No bullying, zero going
on. I have no tolerance.Okay, this is my zero tolerance policy.

(00:50):
No, that's horrible. Yeah,of fifteen year old was arrested on
the first day of school because hebrought up blicky uh. According to the
team, was arrested at one fifteen, you know, probably after showing that
gun off to a good number ofpeople at the high school that he was
at. But there were people thattalked to students who said they heard that

(01:11):
the principal was making a safety announcementand they're like, you gotta listen,
it's very important. We're going onin lockdown. Everybody be quiet. This
is what the principal said. Theysay that there was a student that was
a possession of a firearm and itwas under the age of eighteen. And
following the incident, the students hadto, you know, they had to

(01:32):
obviously see what was going on andwait, and this kid was found and
they found the gun and there heis, fifteen years old, brought a
gun to school, first thing,first day. Well, I mean,
look, he's a Florida kid rightnow, Brittany, but give him some
time, he's gonna be Florida man. And he is well on his way.
Yeah, you know, by bringingguns into places where they don't belong.

(01:56):
What is the relative did he saywhy he did it? No,
because he's a dumb Florida kid.That's why. You know. I don't
like it. I like it atall. And I really don't like this.
We need to expel this man fromour area because he broke our one
sacred sanction. During this segment,which is local, a Fort Myers man

(02:20):
was found with over four hundred gramsof weed in a traffic stop. I
mean, that's a lot of weed. According to this the man was arrested
in a traffic stop and they well, there was a traffic stop, and
that's when they discovered all this weed. His name is Lorenzo Peacock, and
he was stopped near Palm Beach.Now the car had really dark tinted windows

(02:44):
and a strong odor of weed asthe officer approached the car. U Lorenzo
Peacock had a non valid driver's license. He also had four juveniles inside the
car with him. You know,yeah, because when you're transporting a couple
of weed, probably a good ideato have four underage kids in there as
well, you know what I mean. There were also blunts uh in the

(03:07):
vehicle. This is what they foundall in all, oh four hundred and
seventy three grams of weed. Therewas eighteen point four grams of cocaine,
one clear ziplock baggy containing cocaine residue, one digital scale. There was also
a bunch of zip block baggies inthere and five clear green baggies as well.

(03:30):
Oh and he also had cash.One thousand, four hundred and forty
dollars was also found inside the car. So he had money, he had
bags, he had weed, hehad coke, He had all kinds of
stuff going on. Lorenzo Peacock didhe was the distributor either that or he
was locked in a very serious drugcollection and you know, once he got
that going on, the tendency isto push it as far as it'll go.
You know, I'm not really surehe's blood. We'll have to ask

(03:53):
Lorenzo if and when he gets outof jail. I don't like that he
had the kids with. You gottado it, you know, you your
drug runs with just adults, that'sit. And you know what, do
it in a legal vehicle with somebodywith a valid driver's license, you know,
the whole thing right responsibly. Ishouldn't have to give out these tips,

(04:13):
but I feel like we do.Yeah. We go lastly to a
Florida man guilty. Oh he ishe got arrested for duy. Now in
the year twenty twenty three. Ifind it so stupid that people are still
going to jail for duy, right, Like we have uber, we have
lifts. I mean, there areany number of ways that you could get

(04:34):
home without having to drive your vehicledrunk. And I get it, it's
a pain in the butt to goget your car later whatever, But you
know what way better than the alternative? Yeah, because really the alternative is
what you hurt somebody or even worse, or you get a duy, which
is a lot of money. Imean, like, what is what is
the positive? Right? There isnone right that by something happens to it's

(05:00):
a loan that you make it,you know what I mean? Like,
I mean, sure he dodged thebull at that time, but still no,
don't do it. This Florida manwas arrested for DUI and he was
arrested wearing a T shirt that saysI'm the reason the Beer's Always gone?
Said right, Yes, Florida manwearing and I'm the reason the Beer's always

(05:26):
gone t shirt was charged with duyafter deputy said that he was driving at
three times the legal limit. Yeah, a deputy was conducting radar enforcement in
an area now while on shift.This man in an orange pickup truck came
barreling past the cop and that incidentwas caught on camera and on the radar.
He was doing eighty nine and aforty five. John all the attention

(05:51):
to himself eighty nine in a fortyfive in an orange pickup truck, drunk
or the hell with a T shirtthat says I'm the reason the beer is
always gone? Like I just needyou to reevaluate some things in your life.
Everything. Everything, it's a lotto say gone. So you know

(06:14):
it's a lot going on in thisright. Yeah, that is fantastic.
I'm the reason that beer has alwaysgone. Well, he was arrested for
dui and that's the reason that hisfreedom is gone. But that was a
lot of fun, wasn't it.Do it again mornings seven thirty and nine

(06:35):
thirty until then, that is,I promise you all the news fit to
utter aloud in this god forsaken stakeis WTF or what the florid? And
yes, he's the reason the beeris always gone. He's also the reason
why his wife is gone. He'salso the reason why his children are gone,

(06:57):
his job is gone, his money'sgone. I don't know.
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