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All right, it is that timeand I heard radio, isn't we got
a chase down Florida man and orFlorida woman follow all their exploits, which
we do every day. In thisit's called WTF and that stands for what
the Florida And of course, unfortunatelywe have to go to a Florida man.
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Yeah, this man, he's fromSaint Augustine. But he was trying
to get on a plane in Orlando. The problem is he was trying to
board the plane with a fake grenadeand an unmounted rocket launcher. I mean,
how many times do we have torelearn this that you cannot do this?
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No, why the fight on aflight? Yeah, TSA says this
guy bring them to the grocery stores. No, no, they say that
the bag did contain the uh,you know, this rocket launcher, which
was non functional by the way,it was like a like a replica.
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And there was also a fake grenadethat was also you know, didn't have
all the explosive stuffs in it.Even though these were real, they were
replica real because you know, theydon't work. They didn't have the firing
mechanisms or any of the blow upstuff you know in it any of the
Bang Bang you know, none ofthat was there, so TSA confiscated it.
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The man thought, oh, Ithought I could bring this stuff in
as long as it gets inspected.They say, no, it is forbidden
to carry any kind of replica orany kind of real weapon on any kind
of airplane at all. I don'tknow. I don't know what else to
tell you. Why would you do? You could travel with that? Thank
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you? I mean, they're justthey won't even let you take a more
than a half an ounce in yourcarry on liquid. Next, you're gonna
tell me this half pound of cocainethat I want to bring a cool eader?
Is that we're gonna tell me.You're gonna tell me that can't bring
these drugs on this plane? Isthat gonna tell me? Next? Please?
What do we Nazi Germany put themon a list? You don't get
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it. Listen, you don't getit. I have a whole bag full
of illegal reptiles. Can I bringthese on the plane? Yes? Or
no? This is the type ofstuff he's gonna keep doing. But let's
get down to brass tacks. Ihave got babies that I paid good money
for and I am trying to bringthem into the United States, can't I
bring them on a plane? Wego next to eight Florida woman Brittany,
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Well, she might be. Shewas wearing a Superman T shirt. And
you know, when I see someonewearing a Superman T shirt, I gotta
think you're one of the good guys. Oh yeah, yeah, or they
working hot topic and are ready tosteal four bottles of tequila, which is
exactly what happened with this woman.She was wearing a Superman T shirt.
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When she's wearing it, couldn't itbe Superwoman? You know? I mean
she's a character too. Yeah,maybe not as well known, but you
know what, same red ass andthe same blue Anyway, it doesn't matter.
What does matter is is that shestole four bottles at tequila as she
walked into the Public's liquor store.Just in three minutes. She took four
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bottles of Casa Migos on Njo tequilaand also two bottles of Casa Migos Ramposato
tequila, and she put them inher purse and walked out the door without
paying for it. There are photosshe's wearing blue jeans and carrying a big
purse and wearing this Superman shirt andshe was also driving in an ultima.
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Well, you know, it justmakes a lot of more sense, right
the more you say. By theway, finding a woman in an ultima
that should be pretty easy, right, Not like a lot of women drive
ultimus anyway. I know you do, so do most women, which is
which is why it's gonna be veryhard to find her. All right,
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we go. Lastly, a feudover a television remote led to the arrest
of a man after a standoff withpolice. Now, is the remote control
really that important where you're gonna getinto such a feud with your brother that
it leads to an eventual standoff withpolice. I'm gonna say yes for these
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two. Yeah, I mean Jeopardywas on. Dude, Come on right,
he wants to see if he canget the daily double. No,
I'm sure he's not that smart.It was a dispute between two brothers of
a television remote, leading to thearrest of a man following a standoff with
police. This happened in Margate.There was a domestic disturbance call between the
two siblings, one of whom gotsome injuries due to an assault, and
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the other man later identified as ElliottAndrew, twenty seven years old. They
were arguing over the television, andaccording to this, they say that this
dispute escalated very quickly. The victimtold officers that he ran downstairs and eventually
outside, but the brothers started shouting, and then of course there's you know,
chasing, and apparently a rock waspicked up at one point, and
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oh yeah, it became a wholehullabaloo, you know. Anyway, the
officers got there and he was outsideat first, but then he retreated back
inside the house, and that's wherethe standoff took place. It was rather
short lived. It only lasted fora couple of hours, Brittany. He
came outside, eventually taken into custody. A couple of hours. A couple
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hours, that's a long time.And Drew come out of the house.
There's a lot of that, youknow, I thought, you gotta give
it yourself. Twenty minutes. Youshould be over it, Ryn, you
know, quick breath, you go. You know, that was dumb fighting
over the remote, you know,like that's stupid, and now we all
these police here. I'm just gonnago outside, you know, like,
well, let's calm this whole thing. Down. It really could have been
de escalated very quickly, but insteadof escalated even quicker. So that's what
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happens when you're dealing with Florida man, Brittany, you know, arguing outside
over a remote exactly now the copsare here, right now, there's a
standoff, and you've got felonies onyour record again. That was fun,
Yeah, it would, I guess. I mean, we'll do it again
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though, every morning at seven thirtyand nine thirty until then there is all
the news fit to utter aloud inthis god forsaken state. It's WTF or
what the florid fighting over the Tiberremote. You know, there is a
chance that he gets out on thisone, Brittany, although the chance is
remote. The Free Show on oneoh five five w B