September 25, 2023 • 7 mins
Time to swab the decks, yuck! An old Florida Man tried robbing a boat and while rummaging around for valuables to take, he decided to leave a little something!
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(00:03):
No, here we go, isn'tthat time at i R Radio we got
a chase down Florida man and ora Florida woman, follow all their exploits
and tell you about him. Inthis it's called WTF from that stands for
what the Florida and we gotta gofirst to a Florida man. He's stole
(00:26):
an ambulance from a Taco Bell.There you go, Florida man right away
years old. Were they already theretrying to assist someone? God? I
hope, Well no, thankfully,they were just enjoying a meal at Taco
Bell, probably a Mexican pizza atleast, I hope, so if they
(00:47):
have any good taste, that is, they're at the Taco Bell and the
keys were inside the ambulance and itwas unlocked. Brittany, Oh my god.
Yeah, So that's when thirty oneyear old guy decided to take off.
And this did not last long though, because moments later the police found
(01:07):
the ambulance and the suspect tried toflee, but he was quickly apprehended.
There was surveillance video from the restaurant, you know, from the Taco Bell,
and that's when they had to chargemister Bradley Harraford and he got,
he got. He's bonded out now, oh no sorry, without bond,
charges are first degree theft of propertyand attempting to elude. He's also on
(01:33):
probation anyway, So that's a violation. Is that the one you try to
steal? Right? I mean you'regoing to be way too noticeable, right,
unbelievable Florida man not known for beingthe brightest, you know, I
know, I can't imagine me likesitting inside the taco bell. I think
you can see out the windows.Maybe just see the ambulance. Yeah,
(01:57):
just take to call more attention tohimself. He had the lights on and
the sirens, you know, thewhole thing. He was picking people up
like you know, he did likea he made a go of it.
He was answering calls, you knowa lot of stuff. Yeah, we
killed go next to a Florida woman. Now I'm looking at her mug shot,
(02:19):
which leads me to believe at leastone thing. She's definitely been arrested.
Ok, this might not be thefirst time. Uh No, looking
at her mug shot and I'm gonnapost this later. You've seen the show
Family Guy correct. Yeah, youknow Peter's friend Quagmire, that guy Bingo,
(02:40):
she looks exactly like him. Putlong hair on Quagmire. And you've
got this giggy giggity girl right here. My god. Uh, this woman
got mad at two people that werestretching by a pool, so she assaulted
them. Oh my god, right, it sounds like you're mad at somebody
else. Yeah, right out ofyour mam A man, do not menda.
(03:09):
According to this, her name isAmanda Ferragamo. She's forty one years
old. Amanda, yeah, now, oh boy, yep. According to
this, she saw a man andwoman doing stretches by a pool, and
that's when she attacked the two ofthem. Now, they did say that
Amanda does have some sort of linkto the male victim. Oh, and
(03:31):
they say that this is quote domesticin nature. And the man told deputies
she effing attacked us. She's pissed, is what he said about. What
though not need more to the story, I don't know. According to this,
the female victim said that she andthe male were by the pool and
(03:52):
they were stretching. The female saidthat the woman accused both of them of
doing inappropriate activities and started shoving herand actor across the face. There was
a there was a mark on thefemale victim's face. She had been struck.
The female victim said that the defendant, which is the woman here that
looks like Quagmire, shoved the guyand then hit him too. Yeah,
(04:14):
because he's got something going on withthe yoga girl and he doesn't want to
admit it. He's gaslighting her thatthey're just doing yoga. Said, oh
no, y'all are doing something more. Meanwhile, you know he's got something
with Quagmire going on over there.You now she's all get going on?
Right, mystery solved there, Itis right there, And of course he
doesn't want anybody to know that he'slooking up with the woman that looks like
Quagmire. Family guy. This womanhe is hiding this. Well, we
(04:41):
will unravel the tail even more asdetails become available, folks. How about
that? And we'll go lastly toa Florida man. He's seventy five years
old and he was caught on camerapooping while trying to rob a boat.
Right, Yeah, I feel likeyou should have timed your day out better.
(05:01):
Yeah, yeah, you could havecoincided the robbery a little bit differently,
you know what I mean. That'snot the feeling that you want to
have while trying to rob a boat. But anyway, seventy five year old
man, he didn't take anything.He definitely left something dropped off, some
baked goods. Michael Wizbicky he hasseen on surveillance getting onto a boat in
(05:26):
pre dawn hours yesterday while the boatowner was sleeping. This happened in Puntagorda,
and after being called to the sceneof the reported burglary, they say
that the victims said that the olderman was caught on their boat camera rifling
through their belongings and at one pointhe did stop and take a poop on
the boat Brittany, you know right, And they confirmed this with the security
(05:50):
footage They saw all that. Unfortunately, they had to see mister Wizbicki and
all of his you know, whizWicki he's left behind. Yeah, oh
no, whiz Picky got a littlebit ikey on the boat, you know
what I mean. Anyway, hegot arrested for that. He's seventy five
(06:10):
years old, Brittany. He's facingtwo counts of unarmed burglary but occupied conveyance
and one count of theft in thefirst degree. They did not charge him
with vandalism, which I certainly wouldhave. But there it is, got
arrested. Go on camera, seventyfive years old or seventy five years young.
Britney's deplinding on. How you lookat it? You know what I
mean? I'm a laugh house fullkind of guy. I guess. Yeah,
(06:34):
then look what you're doing. You'reright moping on. He was both
looping on boats, right, andnot in the bathroom part either, which
is best? Does that's why theyhave a latrine? Sir? Grow up?
Yeah, well they're in and allthe news fit to utter aloud in
this god forsaken state, it's WTFor what the floor? Well, happily
(07:01):
enough, he did it on thepoop deck. It's a nautical term,
all right,
No, here we go, isn'tthat time at i R Radio we got
a chase down Florida man and ora Florida woman, follow all their exploits
and tell you about him. Inthis it's called WTF from that stands for
what the Florida and we gotta gofirst to a Florida man. He's stole
(00:26):
an ambulance from a Taco Bell.There you go, Florida man right away
years old. Were they already theretrying to assist someone? God? I
hope, Well no, thankfully,they were just enjoying a meal at Taco
Bell, probably a Mexican pizza atleast, I hope, so if they
(00:47):
have any good taste, that is, they're at the Taco Bell and the
keys were inside the ambulance and itwas unlocked. Brittany, Oh my god.
Yeah, So that's when thirty oneyear old guy decided to take off.
And this did not last long though, because moments later the police found
(01:07):
the ambulance and the suspect tried toflee, but he was quickly apprehended.
There was surveillance video from the restaurant, you know, from the Taco Bell,
and that's when they had to chargemister Bradley Harraford and he got,
he got. He's bonded out now, oh no sorry, without bond,
charges are first degree theft of propertyand attempting to elude. He's also on
(01:33):
probation anyway, So that's a violation. Is that the one you try to
steal? Right? I mean you'regoing to be way too noticeable, right,
unbelievable Florida man not known for beingthe brightest, you know, I
know, I can't imagine me likesitting inside the taco bell. I think
you can see out the windows.Maybe just see the ambulance. Yeah,
(01:57):
just take to call more attention tohimself. He had the lights on and
the sirens, you know, thewhole thing. He was picking people up
like you know, he did likea he made a go of it.
He was answering calls, you knowa lot of stuff. Yeah, we
killed go next to a Florida woman. Now I'm looking at her mug shot,
(02:19):
which leads me to believe at leastone thing. She's definitely been arrested.
Ok, this might not be thefirst time. Uh No, looking
at her mug shot and I'm gonnapost this later. You've seen the show
Family Guy correct. Yeah, youknow Peter's friend Quagmire, that guy Bingo,
(02:40):
she looks exactly like him. Putlong hair on Quagmire. And you've
got this giggy giggity girl right here. My god. Uh, this woman
got mad at two people that werestretching by a pool, so she assaulted
them. Oh my god, right, it sounds like you're mad at somebody
else. Yeah, right out ofyour mam A man, do not menda.
(03:09):
According to this, her name isAmanda Ferragamo. She's forty one years
old. Amanda, yeah, now, oh boy, yep. According to
this, she saw a man andwoman doing stretches by a pool, and
that's when she attacked the two ofthem. Now, they did say that
Amanda does have some sort of linkto the male victim. Oh, and
(03:31):
they say that this is quote domesticin nature. And the man told deputies
she effing attacked us. She's pissed, is what he said about. What
though not need more to the story, I don't know. According to this,
the female victim said that she andthe male were by the pool and
(03:52):
they were stretching. The female saidthat the woman accused both of them of
doing inappropriate activities and started shoving herand actor across the face. There was
a there was a mark on thefemale victim's face. She had been struck.
The female victim said that the defendant, which is the woman here that
looks like Quagmire, shoved the guyand then hit him too. Yeah,
(04:14):
because he's got something going on withthe yoga girl and he doesn't want to
admit it. He's gaslighting her thatthey're just doing yoga. Said, oh
no, y'all are doing something more. Meanwhile, you know he's got something
with Quagmire going on over there.You now she's all get going on?
Right, mystery solved there, Itis right there, And of course he
doesn't want anybody to know that he'slooking up with the woman that looks like
Quagmire. Family guy. This womanhe is hiding this. Well, we
(04:41):
will unravel the tail even more asdetails become available, folks. How about
that? And we'll go lastly toa Florida man. He's seventy five years
old and he was caught on camerapooping while trying to rob a boat.
Right, Yeah, I feel likeyou should have timed your day out better.
(05:01):
Yeah, yeah, you could havecoincided the robbery a little bit differently,
you know what I mean. That'snot the feeling that you want to
have while trying to rob a boat. But anyway, seventy five year old
man, he didn't take anything.He definitely left something dropped off, some
baked goods. Michael Wizbicky he hasseen on surveillance getting onto a boat in
(05:26):
pre dawn hours yesterday while the boatowner was sleeping. This happened in Puntagorda,
and after being called to the sceneof the reported burglary, they say
that the victims said that the olderman was caught on their boat camera rifling
through their belongings and at one pointhe did stop and take a poop on
the boat Brittany, you know right, And they confirmed this with the security
(05:50):
footage They saw all that. Unfortunately, they had to see mister Wizbicki and
all of his you know, whizWicki he's left behind. Yeah, oh
no, whiz Picky got a littlebit ikey on the boat, you know
what I mean. Anyway, hegot arrested for that. He's seventy five
(06:10):
years old, Brittany. He's facingtwo counts of unarmed burglary but occupied conveyance
and one count of theft in thefirst degree. They did not charge him
with vandalism, which I certainly wouldhave. But there it is, got
arrested. Go on camera, seventyfive years old or seventy five years young.
Britney's deplinding on. How you lookat it? You know what I
mean? I'm a laugh house fullkind of guy. I guess. Yeah,
(06:34):
then look what you're doing. You'reright moping on. He was both
looping on boats, right, andnot in the bathroom part either, which
is best? Does that's why theyhave a latrine? Sir? Grow up?
Yeah, well they're in and allthe news fit to utter aloud in
this god forsaken state, it's WTFor what the floor? Well, happily
(07:01):
enough, he did it on thepoop deck. It's a nautical term,
all right,
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