WTF: The all creepy neighbor edition!

ALL of these stories of Florida Man have a common theme...they're all creepy neighbors and unfortunately, most of them are naked. Have fun with that!

Episode Transcript

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Well, well, well, herewe go. It's time on iHeartRadio where
we gotta chase down Florida man andFlorida woman and follow all their exploits,
which we do every morning. Inthis it's called WTF and that stands for
What the Florid And this Friday,WTF has a theme, Brittany, what

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is it? All of them arecreepy weird neighbors. We go to creepy
weird neighbor Number one Creeper one yepis a naked Florida man and he was
arrested in Seminole for voyeurism and burglary. Oh, you're right, this is
creepy, very creepy naked Florida man. According to this, there was a

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victim who detained or who detailed anincident. We're in this Unidad fied male
intruder unlawfully entered the backyard. Theintruders started peeking through the windows as she
was preparing for her work day.As the investigation unfolded, it was revealed
that the man was a seventy oneyear old David Henning. He had gained
access to the victim's backyard by gettingthrough an enclosed privacy fence. Oh,

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he went through a fence for this. He approached the bathroom window and he
was spying on her. Yeah,he had his pants off and he had
his genitals all exposed. They say, where is a bear when you need
one? Come out of the woods. The very next night, detectives witnessed

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him repeating the offense. So theysaw him doing it again, and during
his questioning, mister Henning openly confessedto his pattern of going through victim's backyards.
He likes to peek through windows,and he also admits that he likes
to do so while not wearing anypants. That is nasty, you,
nick, I bet you, Ibet you. They arrested him and he's

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already out. Oh yeah, that'sit. Just got to do some community
service. That's all right around women, Yeah, right, specifically get it
all wrong, that's right. OhI hate this creeper, this man.
I'm gonna post this picture later.Yeah, you're gonna want to because he's

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all beaten up. Looks like somebodygot a whole day. Oh good,
Yeah, he got it. Lookslike he got escorted to the ground multiple
times. So that's nice. Soit is a feel good story. It
really is. Got a happy endingwe go next to the WTF all creepy
neighbor. Addition to a Florida manwho's also a chemistry student, he's caught

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on camera injecting an opioid chemical agentunderneath his neighbor's door. Oh my wait,
why we underneath the door? Justthe chemical? It was an opioid
chemical that he was trying to squirtunderneath the door, obviously to you know,
cause some sort of whatever to theneighbor. It caused the family and

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they also have a newborn baby tofall ill. Oh my god. The
guy's name is Umar Abdullah guilty.And according to this, he started,
oh there's a there was a downstairsneighbor. Oh oh, mister Abdullah is
the victim here all right. Itsays that he started getting there, you

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go, here's the neighbor. Theneighbor's name is Zooming Lee. Ah,
a seemingly regular guy. He said. However, Zooming Lee is a chemistry
student. He's also a Florida man, and he also has a pensiont for
pranks. I don't know if thisis a prank. This is not a

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brain Everybody fell ill. And thefact that I thought you would have maybe
someone had a step in the substanceand I don't know what I will what
he was trying to do. Thismade everyone ill. Right, there was
an odor. They say that itwas more obnoxious than nail polish, you
know, the nail polish remover.So they could smell some sort of a
smell. And that's when they sawon the ring doorbell mister zooming Lee,

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their neighbor, squirting some sort ofa chemical substance underneath their door. No,
he's gonna be put down. He'sgonna be put down. Man.
He knows too much too and he'sin chemistry. And no, he knows
too much already exactly. You're done. You're done. You're gonna hold that
man's bunsen burners. Do not lethim do any science and at all.

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And we go lastly to the WTFall creepy neighbor edition as another nude Florida
man is accuser trying to break intohomes, this time in kissimme Oh fun
Well, Florida man this happened onMonday, was trying to break into homes
in a Kissimi neighborhoo oh, whilecompletely naked. Now, unlike the last

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guy who was just peeking in thewindows, you know, through through backyards
and whatnot. And he was justnaked from the waist down. This guy
was fully nude and he was tryingto break into the houses. He wasn't
abby with just looking in the windows. This guy was trying to get in.
Uh now. A caller said thatshe heard a noise coming from the
back door, checked the ring doorbelland saw that there was a naked man

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trying to open it. The policeobviously came a running this guy. Apparently
he was making obscene gestures towards thecamera. He knew that the camera was
there. At one point he exposedhis buttocks and his whole rectum to the
camera. Brit Name and the policewere like, wrectum. We are going

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to practically kill him for this,and they did. They found the twenty
three year old suspect later identified asGiovanni Alcaraz and they took him into custody,
and they used all the surveillance video, including the very unfortunate rectum you
know scene. Right, we gottapost all their photos, Brian, not
all. There's something that I don'twant to pay. I'll say what I

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say. You can identify Giovanni byone dis ding pjer. Well, that
was a lot of fun day.We'll do it again, I guess every
morning at seven thirty, nine thirty. Until then, there is all the
news fit to utter aloud in thisgod forsaken state. It's WTF or what

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the florid uh? The all creepyNeighbor edition. And I'll tell you,
if you don't have neighbors like this, then you are the neighbor like this.