May 11, 2023 • 22 mins
Tommy gave his girlfriend's cat away, she thinks it's lost. Also Blink covers Taylor Swift, a Hot Cheetos movie? And Tabitha's brother is kind of a jerk. Plus the jackpot climbs in 9in65!
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Including smelling the ass of a porcupine. Show Friends, It's Friday, Junior.
Welcome into the program, Jonas Brothers. Tickets for more sibling snitching happening
less than twenty minutes from right now. If you miss sad these yesterday,
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jump on the podcast really quick.Share my show on the free iHeartRadio IP.
You can grab that there. Let'sget forward with today's program. Good
vibes, we spread them on theshow. It's really it's really my duty
to spread as many good vibes asI can. Let's kick it off with
Haley. You got some good vibesby the way, two one six,
five, seventy eight, ninety sixfifty Slide into the DMS as well at
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Jay's show. Radio up back toHaley. Haley, tell me something God,
that happened to you today? Um? Well, my um boyfriend,
I actually bought a house. Ohmy god, congratulation, thank you.
How are you now? Whose choiceis it that his only boyfriend or not
husband? Is on you? Orhim? Um? Him or else?
(01:07):
I'll give you. I'll say it'sname social blood type all on the radio.
You need you need my help?I got you maybe not maybe not
pressure. I'm already more already pressureor not? I already? I love
that you You you thought about itfor a half a second, didn't you
got to make good public since you'remy show ninety six five Kim Jonas Brothers
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tickets moments away. I just didn'tneed a good story about how you've snitched
on your sibling in the past,or maybe you haven't yet and you want
to use the airwaves and the potentialof Jonas brother Tickets in your future,
Uh to snitch or sibling. We'lldo that, huh, Like I said,
next, Mia, keeping the goodvibes rolling is what we do on
the show. You got good vibesspread? Do it here on the program.
We'll talk about him on the air. Me and tell me something good
(01:52):
to happen to you today in yourlife. Um, I got at you
got all a's let's go come onnow? What great are you in?
You're getting your Okay, you didn'ttell you were super smart? What's your
master's in? Mia? Business administration? Business admin? So basically what that
means is you have the type ofjob where you could come into iHeart Radio
(02:14):
and then tell me how to domy job. Then you could tell me
you could tell me how much thereare all the reasons why I'm losing the
company so much money from doing astupid radio show. No, you're killing
it. That one's the ghost.The ghost it up a little techno.
Yeah, well, I appreciate you, Maya, thank you so much for
listening. Don't go anywhere. Jona'sBrother's tickets next, Jeremiah job On ninety
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six five, Kiss Up ELM Show, ninety six five, Kiss Fam.
You want Jonas Brothers tickets, I'vegot them for you. Of course they're
coming to the Rock and Mortgage fieldHouse September eighteen doing all the albums.
Gonna be an amazing show and youcan win them right now. It's really
easy. All you got to dowith snitch on your siblings. Ever that
time you told on your brother orsister and they get in so much trouble,
(02:59):
tell that story on the show.Maybe you haven't told on them yet.
You want to do it on theshow. You can be anonymous if
you want, use a made upname, use our go to name,
Natasha. It's really up to you. Step point is you gonna call it
and have the best story in Clevelandto win Jonas Brothers tickets. Good at
luck. Two one six five seven, eight ninety six fifty Snitcher and your
sibling, You're win Jonas Brothers tickets. It's a Jeremiah show on ninety six
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five Kiss FM. That is exactlywhat I want you to do. If
you got the best story in Cleveland, We'll send you to the Rock and
Mortgage field House in September. Twoone six, five seven, eight ninety
six fifty. Kim and Aliria,let's start with you. Good afternoon,
Hagar Kimberly, tell me snitch onyour sibling. Jonas Brothers tickets could be
yours if you have the best storyin Cleveland. Okay, So I my
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baby sister went to college and shewas really friendly with a lot of Oh
you're being I see what you're doingthere. You're you're using You're you're using
Grandma language is what I like tocall them. I am that happens how
friend? Um football team? Family? Hey, what did mom do?
(04:04):
So? I told my mom becauseshe uh got something a little that was
curable. Okay, okay, yeah, what did mom do though? Um?
Mom called her home from college overthe weekend, Oh boy, and
re gave her the talk. Soshe was so she was so friendly she
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had to get the birds and thebees talk all over again. Yeah,
it's at the age of nineteen,oh boy, said she. Uh you
know two one six, five seveneight, ninety six fifty got a better
story than Kim's. If you doyou want Jonah's Brother tickets, nitch on
your siblings? Let's ray did yourAmiah show on ninety six five? Jonah's
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Brother tickets for you if you snitchon your sibling, And it's the best
story in Cleveland. Two five seventyninety six fifty, Kelly and the Rain,
you're up now, Good afternoon,haycar all, I'm lovely. Thank
you for asking. Kimberly has seta high bar with her friendly sister.
So what's your turn now, Kelly, snitch on your sibling? All right?
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So one time my sister said thatshe was going to play a soccer
game, and really she was goingto drive to Chicago as a few friends.
And I was a little jealous thatshe wasn't going to take me with
her. So I told my momthat I really wanted to go see my
sister play soccer, and now weneeded to go up and my sister's not
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playing. Oh how old was shewhen this all happened. She was probably
sixteen or seventeen. So she's likeshe hasn't even had her license for more
than a year, and she's like, I'm going to drive to Chicago.
Yeah, so she still grounded?Is that? What? Is that?
What happened after? Basically you'd begrounded for decades if I drove to Chicago.
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Yeah. They They definitely have alot of things to drink on the
way too. Over the whole thing. Oh my gosh, two one,
six, five, seven, eight, ninety six fifty Jonas Brothers tickets for
you If you will have the beststory about snitching show to jar on My
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Today, Tommy is doing something that'llprobably get him broken up with if his
girlfriend ever finds out. We'll getto that right now. We're snitching on
our siblings because you want Jonas Brotherstickets Cleveland, and I want to give
them to you. Tabitha and Barbaraton, you are up next. Good afternoon,
hakor Tabitha. Some great stories sofar today? Will you have the
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best Let's find out snitch on yoursibling Okay, so he my brother's a
starter and cuss on the radio.Just for the record, I can believe
you. You're fine. Okay.So he he calls a bunch of trouble
with this guy at works that actuallyliked me, and my husband likes losses,
loss of stuff whatever. Anyway,Okay, don't cuss anymore. So,
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um, he started a bunch ofcrap, and a couple of weeks
down the road, he cheated onhis girlfriend with a girl that he said
was his best friend. Okay,yeah, sou I told his fiance about
it, and basically they just goneto a huge fight and he had to
come stay at my house over theweekend, and then they got back together.
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Oh god, when did this happen? This sounds like this just recently
happened. Yeah, it did.It happened about like a week ago.
Oh my gosh, Oh boy,I'm I'm confused. Mostly there's a lot
going on there, but you'll haveplenty of time to figure that all out.
Because well, I was trying tomake a segue into you winning,
but you win the Jonas Brothers tickets. Horrible segue. Good price for you.
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You're going to Jonas Brothers. Thanks, I guess it's worth it.
He's mad at me, but it'sokay. Yeah, it sounds like he
doesn't make great life decisions if I'mbeing honest. Tabitha, Oh, definitely
not. Okay, Well, therewe go, enjoyed, Jonas Brothers.
It's gonna be a great show rockand more each field in September. They're
gonna do all the songs. Awesome, excited. I'm excited for you.
We'll do more tickets tomorrow in theshow two twenty on Kiss FM. Listen.
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I'm still petitioning the bosses here atKiss FM to let me play all
Blink on eighty two songs on Tuesday. I don't think it's gonna fly.
It may just do it anyway andget fired. I don't know. But
Blink is coming to town Rocket Mortgagefield House Tuesday. I hope to see
you there. I'm super pumped forit. I mean, Tom is back.
We're gonna hear it. We're gonnahear it in Cleveland. They started
their tour last week, of course, kicking everything off at Coachella a few
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weeks ago. Now, if youwatched the Coachella performance, you'll see during
their last song, Damn it.There's like an instrumental interlude is at the
bridge. I don't know what itis. But during that time, Mark
the Bassis sing songs did different songs. I think he did no scrubs the
first time, then I think hedid I Want to be a Baller the
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second weekend there at Coachella. Welllast night he did this. But if
you want to see a grown mancry, come to the Rock and Mortgage
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field House on Tuesday, because itwill be me, especially during this song.
I'll be screaming it at the topof my lungs and every other song
that goes with it. A hopeto see you there. I'll follow along
at J Share Radio if you wantto see me cry on Instagram. Kiss
You've got secrets? We love secrets. Did you see the better? This
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is the Cleveland Concession on The JeremiahShow nineties five. Kiss allow us The
Jeremiah Show to broadcast your deepest,dark secrets on the radio. You can
change your name if you want tobe anonymous. Send us a d M
a J Show Radio and maybe we'llcall you back, like we're about to
call Tommy Hi. Is this Tommy? Yeah? Tommy? Hi? Yare
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on my issue ninety six five,kis have how's it going? Dude?
Hey? What's going on? Then? You remember you remember dming us that
you had a secret. You hada Cleveland confessional for us? Oh oh
yes, yes, yeah, sorrytalking about I remember. Now we're calling
you back now because we want toknow what it is. Are you in
a place where you can you havea second to tell us? Well?
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I guess yeah, that's right.I mean, yeah, at some point
I wanted to tell you guys.I wow, Well, so Tommy,
what what do you want to confess? Oh? Well, I want to
confess um that a my girlfriend giltripped us into getting a cat and I
gave it away. Wait, okay, how I'm assuming there was some time
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between getting the cat and giving itaway. You didn't like all happened in
the same day, right, Oh, no, of course it was.
It was a couple of years.But I tell you, yeah, yeah,
it's this cat. Wow, somethingelse? Let me tell you because
I hate cats to begin with,but this one is something else. Why
so why do you agree to it? Because you said she guilt tripped you
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into it. Yeah, And youknow what, I'm more of a dog
kind of guy, and I waswanting to give it a shot because you
know, I want to make mygirl happy. But this one, I
don't know. I think the demoninside this cat, you know, like
every time I go near it attacksme, scratched my furniture, not even
hers, you know, so paintin the ass. Well how do you
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How did you give it away?And how was she not mad that you
gave it away? Well that's thething. She doesn't know that exactly.
I gave it a way. Yeah, I concocted this kind of plan,
you know, and she went awayfor a weekend with her girlfriend, and
that was my moment to strike,and conveniently the cop got out quote unquote
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and really an actuality. I justtook the cat. I drove into the
middle of nowhere, farm between hereand Columbus, and I just gave it
to a family. You told herhave escaped and you couldn't find it.
Yeah, built to this day,Wow, so wondering. I feel so
guilty because it keeps her up atnights and times. Oh my gosh.
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Oh that's bad. That's not good. But you know what, I agree
with you. I'm not a catguy, so I don't feel that bad.
Yeah, no, no, Irest easy. I just rationalized in
my head it was worked it atthe end and that helps me sleep at
night. And you you gave itto a family on a farm, so
it's like you used to. I'mjust I'm just trying to keep people out
of our d ms about getting ridof the cat. So I'm just trying
to help justify it. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. It's it's
somewhere safe than a loving family orthe cat change its ways for their sake.
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So we're happily ever after at thispoint. Basically, yeah, pretty
much got something you want to confess? Jay Show Radio five Kiss Did you
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football at the same time back inthe nineties, has his biggest challenge to
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should seek medical attention. I swearI don't know this porcupine thing, but
I swear I've tried all the remedies. The one that always worked the best
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out of a straw. That tendto work. Or you put sugar packet
directly like a sugar packet directly onyour tongue. I think that honestly.
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It mainly happens after a few drinks. So I don't know if people are
just messing with me or if thoseare legit ways to get rid of it.
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Um. Her name is Cherry.Um, I need a last name?
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they were dating an idiot at someof these Oh boy, I don't know
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if these are red flags as muchas they are cute. Some of these
red flags. One guy said shepreheated the microwave. Maybe I'm telling someone
that for the first time, it'snot a thing you need to do.
Someone else said we were talking aboutdinosaurs and he was shocked to hear they
were real. He then asked meif they really breathe fire. He thought
dinosaurs and dragons were the same thing. If you're keeping track at home,
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my ex asked me, where doesthe sun go at night? She was
in her early twenties at the time. One poor girl didn't understand that you
actually have to pay for what youspend on credit cards, Like the credit
amount that she was supposed to beher monthly limit. She just resets each
month. That's what she thought.And finally the one that took them all
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when my ex asked me where theygrow Spaghetti's time to smarten you up,
Cleveland with Jeremiah's fun fact of theDay for Kiss a fact. Every once
in a while, my own infact gets me and I think this is
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and I'm I'm literally looking at itand I've read it four times. When
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your inner voice speaks in your head, it triggers small muscle movements in your
larynx. Are you gathering that thelarynx is where you talk from. Tiny
muscular movements happen in the larynx whenyou talk to yourself silently in your head.
That's crazy to me. So Iwas just thinking to myself and seeing
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if it would show up on themicrophone. It does not, Didjare my
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In weekdays two to six On ninetysix five, Kiss fm,
Including smelling the ass of a porcupine. Show Friends, It's Friday, Junior.
Welcome into the program, Jonas Brothers. Tickets for more sibling snitching happening
less than twenty minutes from right now. If you miss sad these yesterday,
(00:23):
jump on the podcast really quick.Share my show on the free iHeartRadio IP.
You can grab that there. Let'sget forward with today's program. Good
vibes, we spread them on theshow. It's really it's really my duty
to spread as many good vibes asI can. Let's kick it off with
Haley. You got some good vibesby the way, two one six,
five, seventy eight, ninety sixfifty Slide into the DMS as well at
(00:44):
Jay's show. Radio up back toHaley. Haley, tell me something God,
that happened to you today? Um? Well, my um boyfriend,
I actually bought a house. Ohmy god, congratulation, thank you.
How are you now? Whose choiceis it that his only boyfriend or not
husband? Is on you? Orhim? Um? Him or else?
(01:07):
I'll give you. I'll say it'sname social blood type all on the radio.
You need you need my help?I got you maybe not maybe not
pressure. I'm already more already pressureor not? I already? I love
that you You you thought about itfor a half a second, didn't you
got to make good public since you'remy show ninety six five Kim Jonas Brothers
(01:30):
tickets moments away. I just didn'tneed a good story about how you've snitched
on your sibling in the past,or maybe you haven't yet and you want
to use the airwaves and the potentialof Jonas brother Tickets in your future,
Uh to snitch or sibling. We'lldo that, huh, Like I said,
next, Mia, keeping the goodvibes rolling is what we do on
the show. You got good vibesspread? Do it here on the program.
We'll talk about him on the air. Me and tell me something good
(01:52):
to happen to you today in yourlife. Um, I got at you
got all a's let's go come onnow? What great are you in?
You're getting your Okay, you didn'ttell you were super smart? What's your
master's in? Mia? Business administration? Business admin? So basically what that
means is you have the type ofjob where you could come into iHeart Radio
(02:14):
and then tell me how to domy job. Then you could tell me
you could tell me how much thereare all the reasons why I'm losing the
company so much money from doing astupid radio show. No, you're killing
it. That one's the ghost.The ghost it up a little techno.
Yeah, well, I appreciate you, Maya, thank you so much for
listening. Don't go anywhere. Jona'sBrother's tickets next, Jeremiah job On ninety
(02:38):
six five, Kiss Up ELM Show, ninety six five, Kiss Fam.
You want Jonas Brothers tickets, I'vegot them for you. Of course they're
coming to the Rock and Mortgage fieldHouse September eighteen doing all the albums.
Gonna be an amazing show and youcan win them right now. It's really
easy. All you got to dowith snitch on your siblings. Ever that
time you told on your brother orsister and they get in so much trouble,
(02:59):
tell that story on the show.Maybe you haven't told on them yet.
You want to do it on theshow. You can be anonymous if
you want, use a made upname, use our go to name,
Natasha. It's really up to you. Step point is you gonna call it
and have the best story in Clevelandto win Jonas Brothers tickets. Good at
luck. Two one six five seven, eight ninety six fifty Snitcher and your
sibling, You're win Jonas Brothers tickets. It's a Jeremiah show on ninety six
(03:21):
five Kiss FM. That is exactlywhat I want you to do. If
you got the best story in Cleveland, We'll send you to the Rock and
Mortgage field House in September. Twoone six, five seven, eight ninety
six fifty. Kim and Aliria,let's start with you. Good afternoon,
Hagar Kimberly, tell me snitch onyour sibling. Jonas Brothers tickets could be
yours if you have the best storyin Cleveland. Okay, So I my
(03:43):
baby sister went to college and shewas really friendly with a lot of Oh
you're being I see what you're doingthere. You're you're using You're you're using
Grandma language is what I like tocall them. I am that happens how
friend? Um football team? Family? Hey, what did mom do?
(04:04):
So? I told my mom becauseshe uh got something a little that was
curable. Okay, okay, yeah, what did mom do though? Um?
Mom called her home from college overthe weekend, Oh boy, and
re gave her the talk. Soshe was so she was so friendly she
(04:25):
had to get the birds and thebees talk all over again. Yeah,
it's at the age of nineteen,oh boy, said she. Uh you
know two one six, five seveneight, ninety six fifty got a better
story than Kim's. If you doyou want Jonah's Brother tickets, nitch on
your siblings? Let's ray did yourAmiah show on ninety six five? Jonah's
(04:50):
Brother tickets for you if you snitchon your sibling, And it's the best
story in Cleveland. Two five seventyninety six fifty, Kelly and the Rain,
you're up now, Good afternoon,haycar all, I'm lovely. Thank
you for asking. Kimberly has seta high bar with her friendly sister.
So what's your turn now, Kelly, snitch on your sibling? All right?
(05:11):
So one time my sister said thatshe was going to play a soccer
game, and really she was goingto drive to Chicago as a few friends.
And I was a little jealous thatshe wasn't going to take me with
her. So I told my momthat I really wanted to go see my
sister play soccer, and now weneeded to go up and my sister's not
(05:32):
playing. Oh how old was shewhen this all happened. She was probably
sixteen or seventeen. So she's likeshe hasn't even had her license for more
than a year, and she's like, I'm going to drive to Chicago.
Yeah, so she still grounded?Is that? What? Is that?
What happened after? Basically you'd begrounded for decades if I drove to Chicago.
(05:56):
Yeah. They They definitely have alot of things to drink on the
way too. Over the whole thing. Oh my gosh, two one,
six, five, seven, eight, ninety six fifty Jonas Brothers tickets for
you If you will have the beststory about snitching show to jar on My
show ninety six five Kiss FM ClevelandConfessional on the way three twenty for you
(06:19):
Today, Tommy is doing something that'llprobably get him broken up with if his
girlfriend ever finds out. We'll getto that right now. We're snitching on
our siblings because you want Jonas Brotherstickets Cleveland, and I want to give
them to you. Tabitha and Barbaraton, you are up next. Good afternoon,
hakor Tabitha. Some great stories sofar today? Will you have the
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best Let's find out snitch on yoursibling Okay, so he my brother's a
starter and cuss on the radio.Just for the record, I can believe
you. You're fine. Okay.So he he calls a bunch of trouble
with this guy at works that actuallyliked me, and my husband likes losses,
loss of stuff whatever. Anyway,Okay, don't cuss anymore. So,
(07:03):
um, he started a bunch ofcrap, and a couple of weeks
down the road, he cheated onhis girlfriend with a girl that he said
was his best friend. Okay,yeah, sou I told his fiance about
it, and basically they just goneto a huge fight and he had to
come stay at my house over theweekend, and then they got back together.
(07:24):
Oh god, when did this happen? This sounds like this just recently
happened. Yeah, it did.It happened about like a week ago.
Oh my gosh, Oh boy,I'm I'm confused. Mostly there's a lot
going on there, but you'll haveplenty of time to figure that all out.
Because well, I was trying tomake a segue into you winning,
but you win the Jonas Brothers tickets. Horrible segue. Good price for you.
(07:46):
You're going to Jonas Brothers. Thanks, I guess it's worth it.
He's mad at me, but it'sokay. Yeah, it sounds like he
doesn't make great life decisions if I'mbeing honest. Tabitha, Oh, definitely
not. Okay, Well, therewe go, enjoyed, Jonas Brothers.
It's gonna be a great show rockand more each field in September. They're
gonna do all the songs. Awesome, excited. I'm excited for you.
We'll do more tickets tomorrow in theshow two twenty on Kiss FM. Listen.
(08:11):
I'm still petitioning the bosses here atKiss FM to let me play all
Blink on eighty two songs on Tuesday. I don't think it's gonna fly.
It may just do it anyway andget fired. I don't know. But
Blink is coming to town Rocket Mortgagefield House Tuesday. I hope to see
you there. I'm super pumped forit. I mean, Tom is back.
We're gonna hear it. We're gonnahear it in Cleveland. They started
their tour last week, of course, kicking everything off at Coachella a few
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weeks ago. Now, if youwatched the Coachella performance, you'll see during
their last song, Damn it.There's like an instrumental interlude is at the
bridge. I don't know what itis. But during that time, Mark
the Bassis sing songs did different songs. I think he did no scrubs the
first time, then I think hedid I Want to be a Baller the
(08:52):
second weekend there at Coachella. Welllast night he did this. But if
you want to see a grown mancry, come to the Rock and Mortgage
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field House on Tuesday, because itwill be me, especially during this song.
I'll be screaming it at the topof my lungs and every other song
that goes with it. A hopeto see you there. I'll follow along
at J Share Radio if you wantto see me cry on Instagram. Kiss
You've got secrets? We love secrets. Did you see the better? This
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is the Cleveland Concession on The JeremiahShow nineties five. Kiss allow us The
Jeremiah Show to broadcast your deepest,dark secrets on the radio. You can
change your name if you want tobe anonymous. Send us a d M
a J Show Radio and maybe we'llcall you back, like we're about to
call Tommy Hi. Is this Tommy? Yeah? Tommy? Hi? Yare
(10:03):
on my issue ninety six five,kis have how's it going? Dude?
Hey? What's going on? Then? You remember you remember dming us that
you had a secret. You hada Cleveland confessional for us? Oh oh
yes, yes, yeah, sorrytalking about I remember. Now we're calling
you back now because we want toknow what it is. Are you in
a place where you can you havea second to tell us? Well?
(10:24):
I guess yeah, that's right.I mean, yeah, at some point
I wanted to tell you guys.I wow, Well, so Tommy,
what what do you want to confess? Oh? Well, I want to
confess um that a my girlfriend giltripped us into getting a cat and I
gave it away. Wait, okay, how I'm assuming there was some time
(10:46):
between getting the cat and giving itaway. You didn't like all happened in
the same day, right, Oh, no, of course it was.
It was a couple of years.But I tell you, yeah, yeah,
it's this cat. Wow, somethingelse? Let me tell you because
I hate cats to begin with,but this one is something else. Why
so why do you agree to it? Because you said she guilt tripped you
(11:07):
into it. Yeah, And youknow what, I'm more of a dog
kind of guy, and I waswanting to give it a shot because you
know, I want to make mygirl happy. But this one, I
don't know. I think the demoninside this cat, you know, like
every time I go near it attacksme, scratched my furniture, not even
hers, you know, so paintin the ass. Well how do you
(11:28):
How did you give it away?And how was she not mad that you
gave it away? Well that's thething. She doesn't know that exactly.
I gave it a way. Yeah, I concocted this kind of plan,
you know, and she went awayfor a weekend with her girlfriend, and
that was my moment to strike,and conveniently the cop got out quote unquote
(11:50):
and really an actuality. I justtook the cat. I drove into the
middle of nowhere, farm between hereand Columbus, and I just gave it
to a family. You told herhave escaped and you couldn't find it.
Yeah, built to this day,Wow, so wondering. I feel so
guilty because it keeps her up atnights and times. Oh my gosh.
(12:11):
Oh that's bad. That's not good. But you know what, I agree
with you. I'm not a catguy, so I don't feel that bad.
Yeah, no, no, Irest easy. I just rationalized in
my head it was worked it atthe end and that helps me sleep at
night. And you you gave itto a family on a farm, so
it's like you used to. I'mjust I'm just trying to keep people out
of our d ms about getting ridof the cat. So I'm just trying
to help justify it. Oh yeah, yeah, oh yeah. It's it's
somewhere safe than a loving family orthe cat change its ways for their sake.
(12:37):
So we're happily ever after at thispoint. Basically, yeah, pretty
much got something you want to confess? Jay Show Radio five Kiss Did you
at my show on ninety six fiveKiss FM? Coming up at four twenty,
we're up to I believe is it? Three hundred dollars to TJ Max
nine and sixty five. That's ona little trivia game four twenty. You
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will get nine questions sixty five seconsto get him all to win three hundred
bucks to t J Max. Havinghiccups is the worst thing in the world,
right, I mean, I feelI get I get anxious with if
I have them more than like twominutes, I am completely over it.
It stresses me out. Bo Jacksonlegendary athlete he played pro baseball and pro
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football at the same time back inthe nineties, has his biggest challenge to
date. He's been battling hiccup foralmost a year now. He said he's
getting a medical procedure to try andstop them, and he's tried everything,
including smelling the ass of a porcupine. I didn't know that was one of
them. It's advice that anyone dealingwith hiccups longer than a couple of days
(13:41):
should seek medical attention. I swearI don't know this porcupine thing, but
I swear I've tried all the remedies. The one that always worked the best
for me was I would plug mynose in my ears and then drink water
out of a straw. That tendto work. Or you put sugar packet
directly like a sugar packet directly onyour tongue. I think that honestly.
(14:03):
It mainly happens after a few drinks. So I don't know if people are
just messing with me or if thoseare legit ways to get rid of it.
Goes kiss up all music station anothershot for you to win tickets to
those guys. They're coming to Clevelandin September. Jonas Brothers tickets tomorrow to
twenty on the show, So Idon't remind you in your phone for twenty
that's coming up next, three hundredbucks at Tjmax will do nine in sixty
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five. Hey, Flame and HotCheetos fans, you got your wish?
The origin story for the flame andHot Cheeto a good idea. It's a
spicy can't It's gonna change everything.They will see our factory and your a
ginitor hang out, figure out thenext step. The Hispanic market will not
be ignored. Hispanic market would notbe ignored. Good but in your voice,
(14:46):
that is a ton of people inthat movie. And Eva Longoria is
going to direct it. It's theorigin of the Hot Cheeto. Jesse Garcia
plays Riccado Montez Montanez, who isthe main credited with inventing the freedo La
Flaming Hot Cheeto. Apparently the factorywho's gonna shut down. He said,
hey, we should make these cheetoshot and boom. The rest is history.
(15:07):
We have the Flaming Hot Cheetoh.Also that yeah, that was the
State farm gay you heard in thetrailer ninety six five, kiss up him.
Its high between lunch and happy hour. I love mohitos. So switch
on your brains and see if youcan answer nine and sixty five on then
Jeremiah Show. If you do,I'll give you where we have three hundred
dollars to TJ Max. Is whatour jack pot is up to. We'll
keep climbing it until we get ourselvesand went. Wait, today's Thursday,
(15:31):
right, I believe that should befour hundred dollars. I'm gonna make it
four hundred dollars. That's fine.I can do that. It's my show.
Four hundred dollars to TJ Max.If you win nine to sixty five.
Today, let's go to our contestant. That would be Color twenty and
let's meet. Is he she isin the AK rowdy? Is he good?
Afternoon? Ancor? Hello? Ishe what he got going on in
(15:56):
the AK rowdy today? I justgo work? You literally just got home?
Wow? What do you do forwork? Is he? Um?
I work at a compounding pharmacy.It's in Green, Okay, a compounding
pharmacy. Yes, so we basicallymake drugs. You made run? Yeah,
(16:17):
I'm laughing because normally when someone talksabout making drugs on this show,
it means something bad, But thistime it doesn't because it's your job that
you went to school for and youget paid to do it. Exactly yet.
All right, let's play the game, shall we? Okay, nine
questions, sixty five seconds to answeredthem? All right? If you do,
I'll give you four hundred bucks toTJ Max. You cool with that?
(16:37):
I am so cool? Okay,here we go. Start the time
after I ask you question number one, which is Olympic champion Simone Biles got
married over the weekend. In whatsport did she dominated? Simone Biles Olympics?
What name an Olympic sport that youthink she would play? M gymnast
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gymnast. Yes, that's correct.I hit the AK rowdy button. That's
correct. Yeah, that's right.All right, here we go question number
two. You're doing all right?Ed? Shearon beat a copyright case,
has a new album and a newdocumentary on Disney Plus featuring his wife.
What is ed Shearon's Wife's name?Oh? I do know this one.
(17:21):
Um. Her name is Cherry.Um, I need a last name?
Huh Eyry Cherry. Cherry's right,I'll give you Cherry. Question three,
The King of England has been crownedofficially. What is the king's first name?
King Charles? King Charles is correct? Question four? What do you
call a litter of kittens? Oh? Lit? A litter? No,
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I'm sorry, that's not it.But you did a great job. You
got through three questions, we heardfour of them, and I'll reward you
with some clevelands, guard and stickits fair consolation prize. We'll send you
downtown to see a game. Okay, okay, cool, thank you.
We'll go five hundred. I'll tellyou this right now, Cleveland tomorrow,
we will get a winner with nineand sixty five. Because we're gonna do
that thing. We play until weget a winner right here on The Jeremiah
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Show four twenty one Kiss FMN.So Jeremiah Show on ninety six five Kiss
FM will go four in a buckstomorrow to TJ Max with nine and sixty
five. If you missed it anyof the questions from today, iHeartRadio.
I find the Jeremiah Show podcast boom. Yourself is prepped for that. We're
all dumb, right, we allhave dumb moments, like dumb dumb moments
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like I remember one time my wifeand I were shopping and we couldn't give
our dog any dog food with chickenin it, so I suggested one with
turkey. Okay, we get it. We have those moments well read It
is amazing and I just I recommendjust go on there every once in a
while and search for things like thisbecause people are sharing the moment they realize
they were dating an idiot at someof these Oh boy, I don't know
(18:59):
if these are red flags as muchas they are cute. Some of these
red flags. One guy said shepreheated the microwave. Maybe I'm telling someone
that for the first time, it'snot a thing you need to do.
Someone else said we were talking aboutdinosaurs and he was shocked to hear they
were real. He then asked meif they really breathe fire. He thought
dinosaurs and dragons were the same thing. If you're keeping track at home,
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my ex asked me, where doesthe sun go at night? She was
in her early twenties at the time. One poor girl didn't understand that you
actually have to pay for what youspend on credit cards, Like the credit
amount that she was supposed to beher monthly limit. She just resets each
month. That's what she thought.And finally the one that took them all
(19:48):
when my ex asked me where theygrow Spaghetti's time to smarten you up,
Cleveland with Jeremiah's fun fact of theDay for Kiss a fact. Every once
in a while, my own infact gets me and I think this is
going to be one of the onesthat it still currently blowing my mind,
and I'm I'm literally looking at itand I've read it four times. When
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your inner voice speaks in your head, it triggers small muscle movements in your
larynx. Are you gathering that thelarynx is where you talk from. Tiny
muscular movements happen in the larynx whenyou talk to yourself silently in your head.
That's crazy to me. So Iwas just thinking to myself and seeing
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if it would show up on themicrophone. It does not, Didjare my
show on ninety six five Kiss FMwith your Genius of the day, Someone
who's done something so stupid? Anythingyou've done pales in comparison and the Summer
arrests. Summerset Gimp has been arrestedafter terrorizing a neighborhood. A person dressed
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headed tone of rubber suit has beennabbed after another round of terrorizing people in
Somerset, England. Referred to asthe Summerset Gimp, this person has been
stalking people in the neighborhood for manyyears, while authorities have been called more
than twenty times since twenty sixteen.The bizarre reports claim the gimp was chasing
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people while loudly grunting. Meanwhile,the latest offense was called after a man
It called in after a man wearinga latex suit jumped out in front of
a woman's car in the middle ofthe night. No, sir, the
man, whose identity hasn't been released. It has been arrested before on public
nuisance charges and is under investigation forthese incidents. I don't know what a
(21:36):
gimp is. What is google itreally quick? I don't know what a
is that like a real word thathas to oh oh oh, don't don't
don't google it. I don't suggestgoogling that, but it is a more
un moment. Sorry, thanks forlistening, So that Jeremiah Show on demand.
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