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Can we'll just put them all onthe trash if they're no good?
No, they're not good because theydon't taste good. Lasa, Sorry,
I didn't mean to get that aggressive. I've got issues with sweet pickles.
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to me right now that isn't goingto come across dirty in my mind.
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in downtown Cleveland. I have it'sit's not a hill. No, no,
it's not a hill, but it'sI don't know what it is.
Here's the sentence, and you tellme what it is, all right,
tell me about it. Cargo pantsneed to come back because of pocket leggings.
No, I was with you untilbecause of pocket leggings that's why.
Wait, so wait, you're okaywith cargo pants coming back? I think
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it's fine, but only if youwait. I take it back. It's
fine with caveats. You have tobe cool about it. Okay, How
does that? We can't be wearingcargo shorts that are filled with so much
stuff they're falling off with men's waist. What's the point of cargo pants if
you're not putting the point of pantsat all, if they're falling down your
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legs. But if you're gonna havepants with pockets, you I have something
in every pocket right now that Ihave now in my front two pockets are
I don't like them on the buttpockets Okay, But like, if you're
going to have some sort of pantyeah or short sir, with pockets,
why are you not utilizing the pockets? Okay? First of all, how
much stuff do you need to havedirectly on your person at all times?
Wallet, chapstick, keys, andyou can't fit all that in a regular
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pant situation pocket, not in one. It's too bold. I do not
anti cargo pants. I just needyou to validate this fact, which is
probably ten to fifteen years ago,maybe more I'm bad. At time,
people were wearing pants and shorts allthe time, especially men, and those
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pants are falling off of their bodiesbecause they don't want to wear belts.
Their pants don't fit right, see, and they're full of stuff. I'm
dragging them down. I'm team oneof those three things. I will always
wear a belt. I don't.I don't like my pants hanging off my
bike. I don't want to seeanyone's underwear. I had that face.
It's done, please, I don'tdo that anymore. I just want to
use There's been such a stigma inthis world with cargo pants. I'm super
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pro pockets, okay, but Ithink that the fact that women's leggings finally
have a pocket is not a catalystfor men to be Like, then we
get cargo pants back, because leggingshaving pockets first of all moderately useless.
Do you have them? I havethem all, Like my keys barely fit
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in one, and if I putmy phone in it sticks out halfway.
It doesn't work that well. It'sdefinitely no cargo pocket. And they were
created because women got so upset thatthere were no pockets in any of their
clothes. Another clothes Meanwhile, you'reliving lavish. Seven pockets you can carry
your whole house. You've put atoddler in one of them. I could
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put my child in my right pocket, in Maya in my left pocket.
You could, You definitely could,and you know what, I support it,
but you's responsibly. Don't tell mewhat to do. Don't get crazy
with your cargo pants. Man,be cool. If you got secrets,
we love secrets. Did better.This is the Cleveland Confessional on the Jeremiah
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Shows. If you got a secret, you can't tell anyone. That is
what the Jeremiah Show is here todo. It's your Cleveland confessional. Shoot
us at DMAJ show Radio and maybewe'll call you back, like we're gonna
call Brett right now. Hello,Hi, I'm looking for Brett. Is
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this Brett? Is Brett? Heyman, it's the Jeremi shm oh Hi.
Hi? Remember you DMed us.She said you have a secret?
Oh yeah yeah? Calling you backnow. We want to get your Cleveland
confession. Are you in a placeyou can tell us what it is?
Um? Sure, okay, whatdo you want to confess? So?
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I want to to confess that Ilike my girlfriend. Bo oh, okay,
I mean nothing. I'm not ayuck yummer yum yucker. You know
what I'm saying. I'm not hereto poopoo on your parade. How what
do you mean, give me somemore details. Um, it's it's actually
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the reason I initially pursued her.You know, we're at the gym and
uh, how we're talking and Iand I got kind of my first whip,
and um, you know, we'vebeen going out for a while and
I just I just love it.I love the way it smells, and
I know it's kind of weird,and I want to tell her, but
I'm afraid that she might get freakedout by it. That's an interesting one.
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Yeah, you know, I can'texplain it. I mean, I
guess I get like, if ifI step back from this and this is
me, I'm trying to normalize itin my brain because yes, it comes
across as weird, and obviously you'reaware of that. I mean, essentially,
when it comes down to it,it is just a scent. Yeah,
it's a scent, and it's it'sher scent. I get. There
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are worse things than liking your girlfriend'ssent Right, You're not wrong. You
are not more power to you.Maybe maybe we'll encourage more people who like
their significant others BOS to come outof the world work and really really support
it. Maybe we can start amovement. Start stop wearing deodor and all
the time. Yeah. Man,it's not good for you. Anyway,
I got something you want to confess. J Show Radio five Jeremis ninety six
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five Kids FM. We've got athousand bucks coming up for the top of
the hour, and then eleven hundredbucks at four twenty. By the way,
we still haven't gotten a winner innineteen sixty five? What a party?
What's the game this week? Isthere another game going on this week?
What's the thousand dollars? Well,that's the pay your bills. We're
done. That's awesome. I lovethat Friday. So writers strike is happening
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right now. Yes, have youfollowed any I have? Yeah? So
basically, what the right I thinkWhat people don't realize they think that writers
make a butt ton of money,and the average salary is it's I think
the average salary is somewhere in thefifties. Yeah, it's not huge,
especially when you think of where writersare based in these very high costs of
living areas and the other thing they'renot getting is they're not getting paid for
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digital stuff, which is insane.It's crazy. I can't even tell you.
I mean, how many times doI watch a streaming show that is
technically on like broadcast, you're streaming, but I'm watching it. I don't.
I don't have cable, never gonnahave cable. So the one thing
I circled this back to two thousandand seven, I was actually an NBC
page during the last writer I wasgonna say, I read something about the
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Craig Ferguson Show during the last Writerstrike, and I remember that you worked
there. So I was at thattime. I was an NBC page and
I was the Tonight Show with JayLeno page. So when they all went
on strike, that assignment was donefor me. And I happened to then
get a job on Hell's Kitchen.So but that was that was my thing
to say, all right, it'stime to move on and find something else.
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Yeah. So yeah, there therewas nothing. It was November second
to February twelfth. Is how longtwo thousand and seven to two thousand and
eight. That's crazy. So whatyou don't realize is what shows will now
suffer because of the writers strike.For example, remember the show Heroes.
Yes, I was going to bringthis up, dude, I was nine
years old and I remember what happenedto Heroes. So Heroes My Heart.
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Season two was supposed to contain threevolumes, Generations, Exodus and Villains.
Twenty four episodes, ended up havingeleven episodes, and they were terrible,
and the Exodus arc was scrapped andthe Villains ended up carrying into season three.
And also the Hero's origins that endedup going away. Yeah, so
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that all could have been like awhole thing, and I really think that
might have been what really really hadthem jumped the shark and they were done.
They did My Girl Hidden Penetier,so dirty shod, Save the Cheerleader,
Saved the World. That show wasso good. The Office lost eighteen
episodes that year. Smallville took ahit a show called Pushing Daisies. Yes,
I've heard that's like a cult classic, and I think it just got
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canceled all together. It did.Nine episodes were completed in the first season.
People loved it like it was killingit and then it was just gone.
The one that just amazes me mostof all, Breaking Bad, was
in season one. I heard aboutthis. So the first season Breaking Bad
was impacted due to the strike.Only seven of the nine episodes were completed
prior to the strike. The mostinteresting thing Dean Norris's character, Hank Schrader,
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was supposed to be killed off inseason one. Hank Schrader, that's
the CIA, that's the the dE. A guy that is not what
I read. That's his brother.I read something completely different. Wait,
so he was supposed to die inthe first season. That didn't happen.
It's Sage's character. He lasted tothe very end. That what did you
interesting? I heard that they weregoing to kill off Jesse in the first
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season and that because of the writer'sstrike they had to like pause with the
whole situation. Yeah, and theywere going to do it for like the
shock value of it. Yeah,And they realized they were still kind of
contemplating it as they were, likeit was ongoing, So it wasn't like
set in Stone and canceled. Butthey realized that he was like a fan
favorite and they had really good chemistrybetween him and Walter, and they decided
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not to do it, and heobviously ended up being like the most pivotal
the best viewpoint in the series andall of this and that like, that's
shocking. I read that because itwas the one account that was like,
this is the one time that thewriters striking impacted a show positively. Yeah,
um, but for the overarching everythingelse, Yes, but I do
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think we should say support support thesewriters. So please, yeah, please
do not if your show gets sucky, it is not their fault. They
deserve a living wage. They deserveto be paid for the art that they
create. Art deserves support, deserveslove. It is keeping us going all
the time. And you know,you can kind of keep an eye on
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it on Twitter and stuff, andsee, you know, right now they're
not saying like boycott streaming or anythinglike that. That just still because a
little bit yeah here and there,and you know, and until the writer's
strike is done, you just gotto deal with this, the crappy content
on this show. Yeah, hey, we'll be here for you. No
strikes here. Don't worry not yet, huh. Jeremim a thousand bucks on
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the way. Four o'clock will getinto But let's let's hurdle, and here
are hurdle stats. Wow, wehave one more day of hurdle until it
goes away forever and we have tofully convert to jerdle. You know,
I'm not gonna lie. I feellike we've played a hurdle more than nine
times or twelve times. I don'tknow what is this. I don't know
what this is. Can you goto that hurdle dot app and see what
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happens? That's just that takes usto the thing thing. Go to your
stats. We got twelve on there. Wow, but sevent How could this
be passed because three of the goodones, three of the first ones we
got on that one. Yeah,that's every time Austin Love was in this
studio and then like once for meand once for you. All right,
let's see what today's hurtle brings us. What Whoa's going to get into a
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SKA band? This is how anX song starts. I'm telling you,
remember last time we thought it wastoo jazzy. That would be such a
great like send off for us.I don't have another guest, so I'm
gonna throw it in there. Okay, why not? That one looks good?
Take a step back. You gottastop, Oh, I gotta stop
with the future to drive me crazy. That oh my god, that Sinatra,
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Right, yes, New York.Well, wow, Siria got excited
about it. Hey s new York, New York. That's the only one.
Oh my goodness, I guess it'sthat hilarious. What a classic.
Wow. Look at his green screenedeyes. Yes, those are so scary.
Look at those things. Oh mygod, he's coming for us.
He's got veneers too. Who isthis? Ai Frank Sinatra on this cover?
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First lyric what is it? Startsspreading the news. I just wanted
to make sure listen. I'm veryanti Yankees, so I don't like this.
All right, we're done, butstart spreading the news. Hurdles leaving
today. Maybe that's why they didit. Oh, that'd be sad.
Oh hopefully all right, we'll do, we'll do. We'll do one tomorrow
if it exists. Jeremiah Show isbad Dog. This is Jeremiah Now on
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ninety six five. Jeremiah Show,ninety six five, kisf M nine and
sixty five is on the way.Eleven hundred dollars is what we're up to.
Got through a decent junk of thequestion yesterday. Just fy if you
know, you know, check outthe um so may is I talked about
this a few days ago. Mayis PKU Awareness Month, right. PKU
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a metabolic disease my son was bornwith and we'll have all of his life.
And so I figured we'd take afew moments throughout the show to talk
about PKU. And today I wantto talk about the newborn screening test.
Yes, I was going to saywhen you brought it up, that's such
an interesting fact, so I saidMonday, newborn screening tests was created and
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first tested for PKU. So basicallyin the fifties and sixties, doctor Robert
Guthrie developed a blood test to screenfor condition called Fennel Keaton Area PKU shortly
after birth and subsequently began conducting pilotstudies to identify pre symptomatic newborns with PKU.
So that took off. By themid sixties, almost every state in
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our country was testing for PKU.Wow, so pretty much anyone born in
the sixties and beyond you've been testedfor PKU. That's so interesting. The
guy, that guy over there,he's been tested for PKU. I have
a question, Um, do theydo or do they need to do any
sort of pre birth testing? Anddoes the mother have to like diet differently?
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Or anything. It's just it's onlyyour post birth correct that comes into
play. You can get it withone of it with the amniocentesis procedure,
but it's not necessary. Don't haveto do anything different if you find that
correct. Yes, yeah, Idon't know the science behind it, but
you don't have to interest PKU mothersthough. If you're pregnant with PKU that's
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a whole wild different Yeah, thatsounds crazy because you're on that diet,
but you have to get enough tohelp the child grow. And it's like
your levels are fluctuate because your yourblood fenel alanine level fluctuates with your health,
so if you're sick, you canhave a higher level. It's crazy,
that is crazy. So I lookedthen on just this is just Ohio's
newborn screening panel, and of thetests I believe I numbered this, they're
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thirty eight different disorders that that onelittle blood spot tests for. That's crazy
of them that I'm gonna butcher carcarnatine uptake defect okay, can genital hearing
loss Okay, I think that's theThey actually do a hearing test for that
one uh cystic fibrosis. They testwas for the newborn screening. Uh,
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glutaric academia type one and type twoglycogen storage disease type two. Again,
these are all super rare. Yeah, there's maple syrup urine disease, which
is a similar to a PKU andyour pie smells like maple syrup. Interesting?
Um, what else is there?Fenel Keaton area? Of course?
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Uh. Propionic academia. I feellike I've heard of that. Actually,
that one sounds familiar. Let's let'stravel down that one for a second.
Un inherited condition in which the bodyis unable to break down certain proteins and
fats. Similar It is considered anorganic acid condition because it can lead to
a harmful amount of organic acids andtoxins in the body. If left untreaty,
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can cause brain defects or even death. However, if the condition is
identified early in life and proper treatmentis begun, children with prop can minimize
some of the early complications of thecondition. Interesting, isn't it, Christ?
So this is this one affects thirtyfive thousand to seventy five thousand babies
born in the US. Wow.So if you go to PKU. PKU
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affects ten to fifteen thousand, sothat one is more common than PK.
It's crazy. I'm so curious aboutlike having a newborn with this. Obviously
you're not feeding a newborn steak,No, can you breastfeed? So with
Eli we could do that, butthen we also had his he takes another
type of formula that he still takesthat gives him all the protein he needs,
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the fennel, the interesting So it'slike a custom, yes, like
proteins babies. My poor wife istrying to nurse and give him this formula
and we're going every week for differentlevel. It's completely stressed, all living
in my grandma's basement. By theway, my god man, So yeah,
kudos, yeah, thank you,because your kid is really cool and
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clearly you've done a really good jobwith him. And well he's not a
teenager yet, so don't give metoo many kudas. Hey, preteens,
preteens are telling are scared. Seriously, if I had to be in a
room with a bunch of preteens,I would run away. It would be
so scary. All right, Letstick around nine and sixty five next him
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five right here again at four twentyon ninety six five Kiss FM. Then
Jeremiah Show. Let's go ninety sixfive Kiss FM. Jeremiah M what it
is? Um? I supposed tobe? Oh okay, great and telling
me about the lies your parents toldyou when you were a child. A
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Reddit threat has has just procured someamazing lies their parents told them. Okay,
I was told as a child thatDisneyland had an underground jail for bad
kids, and I was always wellbehaved when we went. That's funny.
Um uh, where's the other one? This one was really good. They
told me that you need a licensefor children's parties. That was the reason
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why I never had a party growingon. Oh my god, horrible.
That is so sad. Well,we all know the one where our parents
told us it was illegal to havethe lights on on the cart. Now,
yeah, dude, is that leaguYeah, it's completely illegal. There's
not one illegal thing about that.I, as a person with like weird
sensory stuff, yeah, sometimes liketo have my dome lights on while I
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drive. That's strange, but it'sodd. Yeah, but I do that,
And I'm like, why why weremy parents? Why did my parents
not want me to do that?I don't understand. I don't know either,
because it doesn't as as a asa human with children, does not
bother me. No. The onlything I can think of is at night,
sometimes the glare on the dome lightmakes it so I can't really see
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out the back wind. Okay,maybe that's it. Well maybe, but
I think it was just a thinglike a power move, right, is
it? I? Is it illegalto drive with your shoes off? I
heard that. I heard that aswell. That's on a parent light.
That's like now we're now, we'reinto now, now we're into Is it
legal or not? Because I dida real law? Is it really illegal
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to drive without your shoes? Ond? I remember being in driving school and
or made Why didn't that come upin driving school? Maybe I wasn't in
driving school. I remember my momtelling me in an ever ride a bike
and flip flops. It's good advice, though she never said it with the
league. Imagine getting pulled over asa nine year old on a bike and
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the cops like, wrong shoes,you're coming with me, You're going to
jail. Oh my gosh, Wait, did your parents tell you any other
intricate lie? The light one wasa big one. I'm trying to think
what they're This is one I sawthat I love. I was only a
child, and my mom told methat chocolate was just for women. She
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would say this while eating all ofmy Eastern Halloween cans. Oh my god,
I believed it for far too long. That is so much stuff.
That's so sad. Why even getyour kid? Okay, no, this
is like Halloween kings not eating allof it. They're just eating it.
They're saying they wow, weird chocolate. Weird thing to do to a kid.
Okay, I have a lie thatmy parents told me that is way
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more wholesome. Okay, so letme let me brighten this up a little
please. Um. So, growingup, my mom didn't sell right a
lot of holidays growing up just becauseof like the religion she was in.
And when she met my dad,it was like the first time she had
like birthday parties and Halloween and likebig Christmas celebrations and stuff. And so
my first Christmas is like a baby, was also like my mom's first Christmas
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basically yea. And so my dadfor my whole life has always like gone
all out with holidays. It justmatters to him, and he's like really
into it. And I started noticinga pattern, which is pretty much every
big holiday my dad would have somesort of like white lie going on that
was like, Okay, that's it, that's all the presents. Merry Christmas.
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Oh maya. By the way,I forgot something on the back porch.
Can you go get it? Andit's like the big gift that I
wanted. And there's like a boxfor me, a box from my brother,
in a box for my youngest brother, and it's like the biggest thing
we all asked for. And he'slike Santa must have left him, he
must have dropped him on the wayout. And my brother and I have
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realized that we are doing that nowtoo, become well, we've become people.
We do it back to my dad, we do it to our family,
to each other. We've become peoplenow who really love that like surprise,
yes, and are willing to sacrificea little bit of like ah,
sorry, I hope you're not disappointedthat little lie at the front, so
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you can come around and sucker punchthem with joy? Do you show ninety
six five kiss thousand bucks for youon the way here in just a moment.
But first, Kelly's on the shownow, Kelly Hagarl, Hey,
Kelly, you have a liar.Parents told you? What is it?
They told me that tappioca was fishage you Why because were you like an
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obsessed with tapioca? No? Ialways thought it was growth and then they
were telling me that I should reallylike it and it's healthy for you or
whatever, and they told me itwas fish ache. And I'm going to
tell you what. Until about fiveyears ago, I had no idea what
tapioca was. That that struggles himon its own, but also like,
why would they want to get youto eat it by saying it's fish eggs?
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I have no idea. I alwaysthought it was absolutely disgusting. But
I just feel so stupid. I'mthirty seven years old, and I guess
it's like rice or something, butit's I thought it was fish egg Is
it rice? Because I up untilyou told me, I had no idea
what it was. Um, yeah, I guess it's like a rice.
So I just had a call inchair because I was laughing because I was
like, oh my god, Ithought that my whole life. That is
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amazing. I appreciate you for that. Yeah, not a problem. I
have a good time to smarten youup. Cleveland with Jeremiah is a fun
fact of the Day for ninety sixfive. Kiss Up Knowledge nugget for you,
Cleveland, a moment in time tofeel a little bit smarter. Take
this information, do with it?What you choose. I just I just
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always ask, don't do anything evilwith it. That's my one role with
the fun fact. He's only forgood, yes, not for evil.
When it comes to wine, sevenyoned Blanc in particular has a cat pee
coroma sure, and that is oftenindicative of a high quality vintage. Oh
you so I only use Savanon blancto make bravy. I can't even drink
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it. You're not a white winedrinker. No, no, You're not
gonna go out on a Sunday witha white polo and tennis skirt and drink
white wine spritzers. Wow, youdon't like any of that. Listen,
you don't like any I like tennis, I like tennis skirts, I like
sundays. I like day drinking.I'm gonna do it with an apperall sprits
at best. Oh wow, thatwould be the closest thing to a white
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wine. I couldn't deal with.I don't know what that means, what
those words are. Well, welcometo it, apple, all sprit apperall
sprits didn't? Where are you abartender? I wasn't a good one.
I'll tell you whether I'm about asgood as a bartender as I am at
a radio show. How's that You'repretty good at this? You have to
be the Jeremiah SHOWM Happy made theFourth bombs. So this is another thing
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that you wouldn't think you have moreknowledge of you. Sorry, the whole
Star Wars track listen. So you'reyou're big into the Star Wars. I'm
big into everything. That's fine.No, No, it's okay. I
was just I was my dad's onlyson. Yeah, the first part of
my life. No, don't apologize. I just I got real into it.
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I think a lot of people ifthey if they just heard us or
saw us, they'd be like,oh, you're not into Star Wars.
The chubby guy is, or thischubby guys knows way more sports knowledge than
than the girl does. Not notthe fact with either of them, we
are just you know, we're breakingthose boundaries we have no. Yeah.
So here's what I want to doto celebrate May the Fourth Be with You
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please, is We're going to findout your Jedi name. Okay, so
that we found this online. Sohere's how you make your Jedi name.
Uh, take the first three lettersof your last name. Okay, then
you must take the first two lettersof your first name. That is your
first name. Okay, you domine and I'll do yours. Okay,
wait, no, here, we'regonna do it even one better than that.
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Wow, I have a speech.I have a text to speech generator.
What so let's do a right.Your first name is first three letters
of your last name, so TO T. And then we have to
take now, yes, okay,mine's bad and yours is bad. This
isn't good for the first two lettersof your first name, yeah, okay.
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And then for your last name,you must take the first three letters
of your mother's maiden name b R. I all right, So here is
Maya's that's all. That's the wholelast name. Here's Maya's Jedi name.
T Todd my Bree, Todd myBree. It sounds like you're asking Todd
to do something for you, Todd, Bree. I love my cheese,
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Jesus Todd, Todd my Bree,Todd my Bree. Did you spell my
name wrong? Is it share am? I? Maybe he's just pronouncing it
weird. Yeah, it's English,Marie. Should we have a UK person
to it? Would that be better? Let's have Bridget try it? Okay,
talk my Brie, talk my Brie, Brie. I gotta go visit
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Todd my brie on the outer rimand get some droid parts. All right,
so w I D and then uhtwo of them? Okay, cheese
which and then my m e las my mother's first three of my mother's
is better than mine? You think, Renny, which mail whige mail?
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Which mail? Whige mail? It'snot great, No, it's better than
I feel like we're missing something onthe last part. Say it's weird that
it's only three. Let's do Let'sadd the last two letters of your middle
name. Okay, and which whichmelon sounds? That's we're gonna t o
t o T. It's gonna makemine Todd my brine. I'm gonna ta
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my brine taught me. Brian isterrible. This is so bad. I
was never meant to be heard.Show on ninety six five Kiss FM with
your Genius of the Day. Somebody'sdone something so stupid. Anything you've done
pales in comparison, and it's gotto go to the Marvin Gay estate.
So if you didn't hear it today, Ed Shearon found not liable in the
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copyright case that probably would have endedhis career. They said, Thinking Out
Loud was a rip off of Let'sGet It On. I've listened to it.
I don't hear it's it's a similarvibe. I would segue those songs
into one another, but I donot hear a copying of anything. So
the geniuses or whoever told the MarvinGay Estate to sue ed Shearon. Come
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on, he's a ginger, he'sgot superpowers. Thanks for listening to The
Jeremiah Show on demand. I lovethe show more and find us on TikTok,
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six five Kiss FM