The Show He Used A Date Template

Jamal has a template for dates, Abby's not here for it. Also can your pet make you a millionare? We all just walk by messes sometimes. Why were you in court for Ed Sheeran tickets, and 9in65 keeps growing!

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You can take your templates and absolutelygo all the way off. It's got
a Wednesday situation on our Thank youso much for hanging out head sheering tickets
on the way. I do needto take a second and say happy anniversary

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to my wife fifteen years she's beenputting up with me. Thank you for
that. Love you good vibes nowthat you got something you want to spread
with the show. Those are mygood vibes? What are yours? Two
one, six, five, seventyninety six fifty. You can leave us
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It's called a talk back. Leaveyour good vibes there. Heather kicks off.
Tell me something good that happened toyou today. Um, I found

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twy dollars on the ground. Getout of town. If I did,
I did walk into work. You'rejust walking into working. Boom, there's
a there's a twenty right there.I was gonna say that's a Hamilton,
but that's a ten. Who's onthe twenty? Franklin? Is that Franklo?
Right? Yeah? I think itmight be you don't know your thing.
There'd be some sort of machine wherewe could type in words and search
for the answer to this. Butlet's just talk about it between you and

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I. Is on the twenty right, So Jeremiah Show ninety six five.
Kiss Am, I didn't look itup. I just I'm guessing again.
I should go go ahead, Idon't want to. I got a show
to do, ed Sharon Tickets allthe way, just a few minutes.
Stick around for that. But wehave a show update for you. I

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Z I Z I talked to you. Well, you're not pregnant. Now
you have the baby. Congratulations.How pregnant were you last time we talked,
I was like maybe two months pregnant. Oh my gosh, you got
it. Yes, you got itright. I didn't name him Jeremiah that
I'm hanging up on you. I'mhanging up on you. No, I'm

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kidding. What's his name? Dustin? Justin? You're cla. You went
with the jay. What's what'd yougo with the middle name? It's Dustin
and um does with the d OkayI suppose. I mean you had to
at least think about it for asolid five seconds naming your kid after me,
because I guessed it. I did. I thought of you right away.

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That's weird. But I'm happy withthat. Well congratulations, He's like,
why did the name him after him? Well, congrat everyone's healthy,
everyone's good, everyone. That makesme so happy. Yeah. Okay,
Well, now next time you're pregnant, we're gonna do this again, and

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if I'm right this time, youhave to name your kid after me.
No more. But okay, that'sit's in the constitutiones. Ok. It's
an amendment now, yeah, amendment. Stick around. Congrats again, Yer,
tickets next Jeremiah show is back,Hey and now one six show,

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ninety six five Kiss M let's sendEd here and he's coming to Pittsburgh.
We are trying to send you there. Pare tickets for you right now.
I just want to know why wereyou in court? Ed beat that copyright
case, So that's what spawned thiswhole thing, Colin. I'll tell your
why I was in court. Storybest story in Cleveland wins and pair of
tickets to see Ed Sheering in Pittsburgh. Good luck. Two one six five,
seventy ninety six fifty a c JAshow on ninety six five Kiss FM

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coming up three twenty. We goton new ghosts for you. By the
way, less than an hour fromright now. Why someone get left on
red over planning. Apparently it mightbe a reason for ghosting Amy and Parma
Heights. She wants to winnend cheeringtickets. I want to know why were
you in court? Of course,Ed Sheeron beat that copyright case, so
your best why I was in courtstory could win you in Sheeron tickets,

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Amy, Why were you in court? I went to the police station to
makeup police to report stating that therewere stuff taken out of my car,
and they came out and wanted tocheck my car to make sure there was
It wasn't in my car. Theywent through my purse, which I told
them they couldn't go through when theyfound a bag of lead and they put

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me in hand call oh no,oh oh yeah, oh that's a bomber
sauce. They dropped it down todisorderly conduct. Ye. Yeah, you
didn't think not to bring weed tothe police station. It was in my
purse. I told them not togo through away. Hey, Hey,

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I'm on your side here, Amy, Okay, I just that was the
thought. I have two one,six, five, seven, eight ninety
six fifty. Do you have abetter why I was in court story?
If you do, I'll give youEdge Shearing tickets. Good luck here on
my show on ninety six five KissFM remix of Karma on the way it
is happening. Find out who willbe on the remix. I just threw

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it up on our instants story rightnow ninety six five Kiss FM. I'm
pumped for it. I hope youare also. Taylor Swift tickets are up
there. You want to try towin those Edge Sheering tickets is what we're
giving away now for the best reason. Why you were in court? Jordan
is in the ak. Rowdy joinsus on the show. Now, how
are you, my friend? Howare you? Lovely? Rowdy? Jordan?
Tell me? Why were you incourt? Um? I took my

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dad to court. Um because ofFlat High School. I wanted to go
to wait, wait, you cando that basically, yeah, what what
school did you want to go to? And which one did he want you
to go to? So growing up, I always wanted to go to the
South High School. Not the bestschool, but that's where like my cousins
were going, Okay, you wantto go with your boots, We'll go

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with a family. Yeah, yeah, So I talked about that, like
you know, up until that point. And then so where did he try
to send you? Well, hewas moving to Mentor. He's like,
you're going to Manor and I waslike, no, this is fourteen year
old you. Yeah, so mymom helped me out. And well,
because my mom and dad were divorced, so my mom helped me out.

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And basically the judge told him,um, either let him do what he
wants or he'll hey too. Ohwow, that's because so you ended up
going to South? Well, actuallyI didn't. It was too late.
It was too late, um forenrollment or whatever. So where'd you end

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up going to high school? Iended up Government, And I mean it
was good. But me and mydad are good. So wait, after
all that was dad right in theend. Is that what happened there?
I mean, I don't know.I feel like my life would be a
lot different if I would to winthe South. Yeah, but I mean,
funny, you never know, younever know. Two one, six,

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five, seven, eight, ninetysix fifty. Why were you in
court? Edge sheering tickets? Ifyou got the best story in Cleveland,
good buck, Cleveland is just tellingus why they were in court, both
because they want to win edge sheeringtickets It's ninety six five Kiss m d.
Jamia show ed Sheeron won his copyrightcase and I don't care if you
want or lost the court case.I just want to know why were you
there? Patrick's up next season East, Like, Patrick, why were you

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in court? So? I hadgout pulled over. I was using all
my twin brothers I D and longstory short, he had a warrant out
for his arrest. Oh so yougot arrested because your brother had the warrant.
Oh yeah, I was dropping agirl, dropping a girlfriend off at
work that everything would be okay,and cop got behind me, pulled me

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over, and uh, like Isaid this in this scenario, I didn't
have it. I was just usinghis driver's license. Oh boy, you
probably I didn't have mine with me. Huh. Oh yeah, And that
long story short, uh uh.He had a warrant. So they brought
me to the police station and thenwe went to court. His court day
was the same as mine, anduh. Bailiff had asked for me to

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step step up, and they saidthey had two guys with the same last
name, So it was me andhim and the whole court last about it
and thought it was funny. Ohwow, that's funny. So how is
your brother now? Is he good? Now? Has he got his life
together? Oh? Yeah, he'sgood. They ended up all they gave
me a falsification charge, but theydropped it because of the situation, and
the whole situation was two da amfunny, that's why. Oh yeah,

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well, I'll tell you what thatyou want to take your brother to Edge
Sharing with you, you're gonna goby yourself. I'll go by myself.
Yeah, I'll take it with you. You win, dude. I appreciate
it. Hey, I appreciate you. Man. I'm sorry. It's in
Pittsburgh but it's not coming to Cleveland. But he's one of the greatest performers
on this planet. You're gonna seehim live. Oh, definitely appreciate it,
buddy. Hey, you are sowelcome, my friend. Thanks for

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listening to kids. Family. Appreciatemore Edge Sharing tickets tomorrow. We'll do
it again two twenty right here onthe chair on mind kiss up its number
one music stations. You ready tomake your dog a millionaire? What?
Yeah, Rappie needs to start pullinghis weight around here. An influencer Golden

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Retriever makes a million dollars a year. Brother, Doug the Pug, Wait,
Bunny the Sheepdoodle, Tucker, theGolden Retrievers. Here we're going to
talk about. No Bunny. Bunnyis the one that has the talking buttons.
Oh oh, I do No Bunnywas Bug the pug, the pug
with no bones? Doug, Dougthe Pug, I said, Bug the
Pug, all right, that wasin the story, Doug the Pug.

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I don't, I don't. I'lllook at him. He's got a little
crown and then no, I don'tknow. How are people doing this?
All right? So here's let's talkabout the Golden Retriever. Yes, please,
um, Tucker is the Golden Retriever. Cools him. Clear's a cool
million a year On YouTube Instagram,Tucker's owner Courtney breaks down the paying saying

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a YouTube paid post can go anywherefrom forty to sixty thousand dollars for a
thirty minute pre roll. Wolf Wait, thirty minute, thirty second pre roll.
That must be a typo, right, got to no one's selling thirty
minute pre roll and I wouldn't know. Yeah, that's your world, my
real joy. Second Instagram anywhere fromtwenty grand for three to eight stories.

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That's crazy. That is there's reallypeople paying that money to be crazy.
If anyone's listening, who needs advertising? You can advertise with famous celebrities at
iHeart and not pay that much.Really wow. Yeah, you can get
on like famous people's podcasts with yourads and it's not like that. It's
not a twenty thousand dollars influencer feeor worse like this dog is charging.

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Come on top. That's I wantto make that though, How do we
do? What kind of content dowe need to make our dogs doing?
Honestly, make our dogs doing.That's a good start. That's a great
that's great English too, all right, see you first, that's how I
feel. A dog would say that, I'm now picturing a dog meeting,
yes, where all the dogs aretogether, and that they have just like
a shrine around Tucker and Bunny andDoug. Like, what do they doing

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that we not are doing? Iam rolling over all the time. I
have these eyes and these wrinkles,and they're so cute, and yet I
am poor. They're playing poker inthe right no, yeah, it all
happens during game poker, with thesong Crazy Game of Poker by Oaar playing

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in the background. Yeah. Absolutely, I was kind of thinking of like
a no no no no no nono no no no no no no no
no no no no now and thenthey all pause at one moment because they
hear a dog funds. Yeah,there is no direction from this conversation.
It's all just fun and vibe exactlyand millionaire pups. Yes, stick around

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and ghosted after this, stop staringat that red receat and let the Jeremiah
Show find out why you got ghosted. Another ghosted for you all these yere
on my show brought to you bysorell As. We've got Jamal u ghosted
by Abbey and he's going to joinus first. He is in Ohio City.
Jamal, how's it going, mydude, who's doing? I'm lovely?

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Thank you for asking, thanks forreaching out, and tell me all
about you and Abbey. Dates you'vebeen on, how you guys met,
kind of get us from beginning ofyou and Abbey to today, just to
get us the full backstory. Ohyeah, we met through through some mutual
friends and been out a couple oftimes and it was really cool. We
had a great time. We're openthe place where we're looking for something a

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little more serious in our lives.And yeah, bro, she just ghosted
me ever since soon? Oh?Interesting? Okay, anything weird happened?
Like? Did you you didn't giveoff any creepy serial killer vibes? Did
you like? Like, no creepyvibe? No? Nothing behaved? Absolutely
all right, Jamal, Let's dothis, dude. Let's give Abbey a

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call. Do me a favor.Stay on the phone, but don't say
anything right away. She might bea little more honest if she doesn't know
you're there, and we'll see ifshe'll tell us why she ghost did jam
All right, here we go.Hello, I'm looking for Abby. Is
this Abby? This is she Abby'sninety six five? Kiss FM? Hey
girl, Hi up? So callingyou for specific reason. If you have

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a second, Um, just talkto a guy named Jamal. Jamal said
that you ghosted him Abby. Isthere is there any truth to that?
Um? You mean? Okay?That needs some more context? Can you?
Can you hang on? I wantto play a couple of songs and
come back and you tell me allabout fifty first dates? Oh for sure?

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Okay, more ghosted after this?Did you have my issue? Kiss
FM? We've got your ghosted hereAbby's on the phone with us. You
said you ghost to Jamal and youcaught him fifty first dates. I don't
understand what that means. I mean, I know the movie, great movie.
What does that mean for him?Though? Right? Right? Well
take out like Hawaii and it's essentiallythe same thing. Um, basically,

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the dude took me on the exactsame date, I mean, start to
finish moments, everything twice. Um, what what do you know? Okay,
walk me through these these repeat dates? Crazy. It was like I
was having a literal like deja boomoment. Okay, So he first date,
meet the guy our combo had beengoing really nice. He was super
sweet. Um, we meet upfor dinner drinks just over on you know,

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West twenty fifth, and then wewent to ice cream afterwards and a
little walk around like just perfectly timedto see the sun setting, and it
was lovely. Like, don't getme wrong. After the first date,
I was like, I will definitelygo out with him again. He's a
he's a good dude. Then weschedule our second date, and beat by
beat, it was the exact samenight, the same bar, the same

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drinks, the same timing of leavingthe restaurant just in time to get for
the sunset. I was like,I couldn't even say anything because I was
so shocked, and like, hey, does he actually have memory problems or
what's the real truth is that hejust pulls this move on every girl?
And how many girls does he doingthis song? Wow? That's that's interesting.
And another thing that's interesting is Jamalhas been on the phone the whole
time. Sorry, I forget tomention that, Jamal, what happened here?

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I mean it's one of my that'sone of my most successful date What
do you mean that's my go toWest twenty five dinner drinks? I mean,
I don't I don't get it.I mean like I've had the most
success for that days. I've beenin the dating pool for a while now.
I mean, I don't know whereyou're tripping about. Really, If
I made a mistake, if Ihurt your feelings by taking you on the
same date, I mean, mybad. If you hurt my feelings.

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First of all, high way tocall the radio. Second of all,
I am like, I am notjust another girl to like, oh I'll
PLoP her into this little dating template. That's not how it works with me.
First time? Sure, but like, what is it? Just?
It is it's weird that you dothis with however many other girls? I

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don't know. No, I meanI put a lot of date. I
put a lot of thoughts into thedate. I mean I put a lot
of energy and time into it.I thought you had a nice time.
I mean it was the same location. But I mean I just don't get
it, Like, what's wrong?Oh? First of all, how could
you put a lot of thought andtime into a date if it's a template?
And actually, for that matter,do you have like multiple templates?

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Is this just like date option Aand you have like a B and a
C and a D. Well,I mean kinda, but I mean not
every girls same lucky No, Imean, let me let me finish,
Like girls have different interests. Whywould I take the same girls on the
same date. That's not very niceto me. I'm a nice guy,
bro. How many dates are you? Like? How many girls are you
dating that you have to have differenttemplates? Like? Are you that wild

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that you have to have so manydifferent templates because you need to be able
to have like a bunch of differenttypes of girls? You are not that?
Not help dres My guy. Thatdoes not help things. Well,
I mean, you got different restaurants, activities, dessert spots. I mean,
I gotta put the right sash onthe right girl, like I'm being
considerate. Oh my god, youknow what, you know what, you

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can take your templates and absolutely goall the way off. I want nothing
to do with this. Well one, you can't say bad words on the
radio. But that's okay. Ithink I think we're done here. Uh
Abby, thank you for your time. I hope you have a great day.
Wait, wait, we're done here. But like for all your listeners,
if you like are looking for atemplate date, I mean, like,
look out, this is wild.I don't know this this crazy.

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You start to feel DejaVu. It'sprobably real. I mean, if they
want to. I mean, I'llbe on West twenty fifth different shooting.
Shooters gotta shoot, Jamal shooters gottashoot shoot at JA Show Radio and we'll
get to the bottom of it onThe Jeremiah Show six five Kiss FM.

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We did this on Friday with AustinLove Maya. You were out who won?
By the way, Yeah, Iwas going to ask was it Austin.
I think Austin won? As Ithink he did when we played the
Old School Square. We do itevery Friday in the show Maya was out,
but we also did there's a newTikTok filter where it gives you a
letter above your head. Oh Isaw you okay, I saw you do
it. Yes, who's turn it? Nice? Okay? I like this.

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I'm excited. I'm a big categoriesguy. Okay, so this could
be great. Make sure you hitrecord on it, okay, and then
then do your thing so it givesyou different categories for each one. And
then my letter is G. GoGeorgia country first, yes, city,
Uh Georgetown okay? Animal je raffeyes, body part oh geeall bladder?
Oh wow? Um, oh mygosh, garbage person that works and g

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e famous person? Um, there'sa million? Yeah? Uh Gary Lightfoot?
Wow, isn't he from He's fromA He's from an indie band?
I think? Okay. Um.Clothing Oh Gary light body? What Gary

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light about it? Light foot?Okay? Uh? Famous person? I
did that? You did that clothinglike clothing item? I guess grotto.
No, grotto is a hole inthe O shave clothing item that starts with
the G a G. I'm justsaying G words ge, wow, come

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on, we can do and comeback? Okay, chemical element, oh
god, gold, oh sport,greco Roman wrestling. You didn't what you
didn't get there? I didn't eventhink you were speaking English until you steid
of wrestling. Um, how aboutthat one? No, I don't like
that golf Back to clothing A well, now I feel like I can't say

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like golf skirt, but that's whatI would think that that wouldn't count as
categories. We can do this,Um galoshes there. It is fantastic wins,
the game, traditions or however manythere were. That's good. Did
you have my show on ninety sixfive? Kiss have had eight hundred bucks

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to circle K when we play nineand sixty five less than ten minutes from
right now? Maya, how muchwould you pay for a scoop of ice
cream? How about seven thousand dollars? I thought you were going to say
seven dollars and we were gonna haveto debate about that. Seven thousand,
seven thousand dollars scoop of ice creamyou can purchase if you if you so
wish. Okay, let me tryto guess what's in this ice cream that

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makes it seven thousand. Yeah,give me, give me the ingredient.
It's that you would think it wouldcome from. Okay, We're gonna have
some sort of edible gold, Okay, is one of my guesses. Um,
maybe it comes from a cow whonever worked, a cow with a
cushy lifestyle. Um, a cowfrom a yacht or something like that.

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You know, you know you gota yacht cow. You gotta have a
yacht cow if you're gonna make seventhousand dollars ice cream. Um. And
then we've got the edible gold flexum. And then maybe just some sort
of like really expensive, impossible ingredientfrom like the inside of a fish.

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You're not far off, Okay,So tell me what it is. There's
there's an ant. Let's see whatthis added. It's just this is not
pornography. This is a commercial forseven thousand dollars ice cream. Well,
what's the difference? You know what? When you see it, right,
it's sexy music. So what isin this ice cream? It's a Japanese

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brand, Selato cel l a tO. It's called Bayakuya no baya Cuya
bu b y a k u yaand it is made from white truffle grown
in Alba Italy, a rare delicacythat costs sixty nine hundred dollars per pound.
Okay, so that's my ingredient frominside of fish check Parmisano reggiano,

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which actually I guess is really expensivebecause it's like a fifty it's like one
hundred pound wheel of cheese or somethinglike that. I don't know. I
have some in my fridge. Uh, sake leaves, a product of Japanese
sake production. And finally a goldleaf. Yeah, there's always gold leaf
in those things. Sixty yeah,six thousand, six hundred and ninety six

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dollars per scoop. I think wecan call the parmisano reggiano my fancy cow.
That's the fancy cow. That's afancy cow. And then you're saying
the white truffle comes from inside offilite truffle is my you know? It
checks that box. And then Igot the gold right on the head.
You just didn't have the sake.But that's okay, listen, I didn't
tell you it was Japanese before westarted, said, how would I have

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known to guess expensive sake? No, if I gotta say Japanese next time,
that's my bad. If it's Japanese, next time anything, I'll make
sure to bring that. You justgot to tell me where it comes from.
It doesn't matter if it's Japanese.Just origin. It's like a spelling
bee. Yeah exactly, yeah exactlycountry of origin. Use it in a
sentence. By the way, theice cream sounds completely disgusting, by the
way, horrifying. Why would anyoneeat that? Don't know, just to

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be that guy. People have toomuch bloody money. I bet they eat
that and they never stopped talking aboutit again. Remember that seven thousand dollars
ice cream going we had in Japan. And then he gets on his cow
and rides back to his jot.No, that cow's not allowed to do
anything. Oh, you're right,Hime. Between lunch and happy hour,

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I love mohitos. So switch onyour brains and see if you can answer
nine and sixty five. If youdo, I'll give you eight hundred dollars
to spend its circle k. Youcould do some damage with that, right,
This jackpot does increase by the way, If you're new to the program,
Hello, my name is Jeremiah.I'm the idiot on the microphone.
I've got nine questions for you.You have sixty five seconds to answer them
all. If you do, youwin. So let's get to it.

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Let's get to collar twenty and thatis Oh it's Dominique, Dominique in the
ak rowdy. I believe, right, Dominique. Yeah, Dominique, how
you feeling on this fine Wednesday inNortheast Ohio? Better? Now, I
guess you want to you want towin eight hundred dollars to circle K.

(23:41):
You think you could do something withthat? Yeah? All right, here
we go. I'll start the timerafter I ask you question number one?
Nine questions sixty five seconds? Getthem all right? I wish you all
the luck in the world, Dominiquethan you. Woosa, here we go.
Question number one is this in Disney'sThe Lion King? What does hakuna
matata mean? No worry? Correct? Question two? NFL footballs are made

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out of what material? How?Lother? I thought you said, Carr?
Question three? What is the highestcard besides the ace and a deck
of cards? Question four? Whatis Captain Crunch's first name? I don't

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think that was a guess and youcut out? I believe you said,
oh right, yeah, okay.I just wanted to make sure you didn't
throw our guests out there. CaptainCrunch has a first name. What is
it, Dominique. You got awhole slew of names you can guess from
if you don't know it off thetop of your head, if you're not
up on your Captain Crunch trivia.Captain Crunch has a first name, and

(24:48):
his first name is Herretoretto Harreddo.That's not Harreddo. No, I'm sorry,
that's not any human being's name.But I appreciate you for playing.
Thank you so much. We'll goagain tomorrow us to Circle. Okay,
but I'll tell you what, Dominik, I'll send you to Louie Tomlinson at

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Blossom. How's that as a consolationprice? All right? Thank you,
I'll hook you up there, allright, more Louie Tomlinson tickets tomorrow as
well. But four twenty sets yourreminders now, so you're ready to play
nine and sixty five on The JeremiahShow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
The Jeremias shown six five Kiss FM. Oh hi, how many times in
your life do you walk by somesort of mess and pretend not to see

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it so someone else will clean itup? WHOA, that's a good question.
I feel like, wow, inmy life, great question. I
feel like I'm usually the victim ofthat. Oh, you're the victim,
because I think that's what it is. You're either the victim or the culprit
of it. Because there's a studythat came out. More than half of
responders to the study, fifty threepercent confess they always are often cut corners

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wind cleaning, and nearly half ofthem admit to always are often pretending not
to see MSS so someone else willclean it up instead. That drives me
insane. I take that so personally, really yeah, because I live in
an apartment with one other person.I'm not blaming my dog. No,
if he leaves a mess and oopswalks by it, he doesn't know.
He doesn't know. I don't havea posable thumbs. He can't pick up
a washcloth, oh, or histoys. He's fine. He can do

(26:22):
whatever he wants. He's the ownerof this house and I just he's the
baby. It's fine, but think, please think about it this way.
When you're cleaning and you live withyour wife or whatever, or you're a
kid and you live with your mom, and your mom has to clean everything
up for you. Think about it. If you see that and you don't
do it, you're saying this isn'tworth my time. This is for my

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wife to do. Yeah, asas the culprit of this. Most times,
it's not that it's just I don'twant to, I know, but
like you know in your heart thatshe's going to have to do it or
you're gonna have to go back toit. But by me, by me
thinking I don't want to do it, I'm not necessary to my wife will
pick it up. In my weirdbrain, I'm just like someone else will
do it. Yeah, it's justme and my wife at the house at
the moment, because my kids aren'tgoing to pick anything out. But in

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my brain I justified by saying someoneelse will do it. Yeah, that
person my wife probably. Yeah.Is it a magical's cleaning fairy that comes
in the windows at night. Itcould be that. It sure would be
nice, but it could be either. I'm just trying to recenter things,
because let's be honest, we don'thave magical cleaning fairies. When we walk
by things and don't do them,that's okay. Sometimes you don't have to

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clean of every mess you see,but I think it's good to think about
it in that way, like I'mnot doing this so it's for someone else.
Or just think about how young canyou can train your kids to unload
the dishwasher. They can unload,but they cannot load. You should see
the seriousness on my face. Mayais not even sure if she wants to
have children, but at this moment, they will never load the dishwash.

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No one can load the dishwasher unlessthey understand it, like a tetris for
guys, I'm so scared right now. Someone helped me. Do you and
your wife load the dishwasher and thesame way we do, because we've had
discussions about it. Because when wemoved into our house, I found it
was the people who had it beforeus day had h they'd left us all
the manuals. So I happened toopen the dishwasher manual and learned there are

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three completely different ways to load adishwasher. WHOA, Yes, there are
directions. There are directions on yourbased on like trial and error. No,
WHOA, they designed them with acertain way to load them. So
your dishwasher at home, go homeand look at the model and look up
the manual. Remember model or amanual? Oh wait, no, you
look at I can find it.You google the manual this is this is

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twenty twenty three. You can googleall made. Get rid of that drawer
of manuals in your mouse. Ido have a er, all right,
I'll study up and get back toyou. It's time to smarten you up.
Cleveland with Jeremiah's fun Fact of theDay for Kiss Up. To be
honest, this one took me downa wormhole. I was not prepared to
be on today, but here weare. Key parrots spread warbles when they're

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in a good mood, making themthe first known non mammal species to communicate
with infectious laughter. Yes, theymade a warble as in a form of
laughter. These things are from NewZealand. I got down quite the wormhole,
and then I finally, I finallyfound the sound a key pared makes
when it's warbling or laughing. That'sa lovely sound. If you ask me,

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I enjoy it. To chare onmy show on ninety six five Kiss
FM with your genius of the day, someone who's not something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.Ever, once in a while, it's
a gray area, and I thinkthat's what we've got today because a Stanford
professor claims aliens already are living amongus. Now, of course we all

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have Tom DeLong from Blankunity Tude forgetting all of this off the ground and
getting the government to admit that UFOsare a thing. Well, doctor Gary
Nolan says he is one present certainand believes extra correct extra terrestrials are already
here on Earth. He believes analien hasn't just visited. He said,

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it's been here for a long timeand it's still here. And furthermore,
he claims twelve US senators from variousbackgrounds have signed a statement requesting more information
about extra terrestrials. Guys, thisis happening. My dream is coming true.
I'm gonna disappear one day and I'mgoing to become one of the men

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in black. Thanks for listening toThe Jeremiah Show on demand show more to
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