May 18, 2023 • 33 mins
Jaylen has a steaing problem, and a new boyfriend. Who's a cop! Also another PKU fact, Keith Urban is everyone grandpa with his phone. Plus Maia had a weird dream, and we talk favorite summer jobs. PSA, you can't curse on the radio.
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You. You remember that feeling ofrelease. Friends, Happy Friday, Junior,
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we need them, We thrive offthem. Every time a good vibe
comes in. There's a little glassin here that fills up with a liquid,
A liquid you don't need to knowabout, but every once in a
while gets filled enough to drink it. That's how this works. But it
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You got good vibes you want toshare with the show two one,
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oh good, Oh my god.I look forward to the day. I
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like playing those days out. Ilook at my schedule I say, oh
my gosh, Thursday, I cansleep in and I I it puts me
in such a good mood. Yeah, for sure. Get a palsy day.
Oh yeah, have any word,scroll through TikTok for like two hours
in bed until your arms going.You ever done that? Yeah? Okay,
good, okay good. I thoughtI was alone in that boat,
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Tell me something good that happened toyou today. Um, I helped a
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that is so. See, normallythese are silly, I make a dumb
Joe blah blah blah blah blah.But you just made this the sweetest good
vibe I've heard yet today. Ohthat's great. What do you do?
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Are you a nurse, doctor,nurse, pregnant something? What do you
do in the medical field? So? Actually, I'm a contractor at Metro
for drug Mart and we feel durablemedical equipment, orders, compressions, secting
new supplies. Oh my gosh,that is a very important job. Thank
you. Allow me to say thankyou on behalf of just Society because it's
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we've got Michelle. Michelle's down inmassolm let's bring her on. Michelle.
Good afternoon, hakerl how are yes, I'm lovely. Thank you for asking
Michelle. What's on your agenda today? What are your plans? Just working?
Okay, we kind of work youdo. I'm in the corporate field
at a local hospital. Oh thecourt, you oversee? Well not really
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all right. Well let's see let'ssee we can send you to Blossom and
all. It's gonna be an amazingshow. The game is called is it
fifty? What I've got here isI've got I've got change, right,
I've got a handful of change inmy hand. I'm gonna drop some of
this change. This is all ofit. I'm gonna take a portion of
it. I'm gonna drop it onthe counter here. You have to tell
me whether it's over or under yourfifty cents of change. Okay, okay,
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all right, let me grab Letme turn the music off so you
can hear everything properly, okay,and let me grab a little bit of
this change. I'm not even looking. My eyes are closed. All right,
there's the change now. Okay,good, that's the microphone. I'm
gonna drop this, and you tellme whether it's over under fifty cents.
You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Here we goes. That sounds like
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it's over or under fifty cents toyou. I'm gonna say over. Gonna
say over. I've got twenty fivecents, I've got thirty five cents,
I've got thirty six cents, thirtyseven cents and thirty eight cents under.
But that's okay. I'm gonna giveme three shots because I'm a nice person
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like that, and I want youto. So let's try it again.
Oops, I dropped some All right, here we go, another handful of
change going down. Turn your earson, here we go. Ready,
here it goes. Well, thatlast one went for a minute. All
right? Over or under? Fiftycents? I'm gonna say under, you're
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gonna say under. All right,I've got five cents, six cents,
seven cents, seventeen cents, twentyseven cents, oh, thirty seven cents?
You win? All right? Fiftycent bust of rhymes. Jeremiah Blossom
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August six. That's not me,by the way, I'm not gonna be
there plans, Jeremiah. I'm Jeremiah. I don't know if you ever noticed
the difference. Yeah, congratulations,fifty centdays in your future. It's going
to be a blossom. How doyou feel? I feel great. I
appreciate you. You stick around.We'll do this again tomorrow two twenty if
your Friday edition of The Jeremiah Showon ninety six five, Kiss Femily The
Jeremiah Show, I Love her,Love this show. Jeremiah Show, ninety
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six five Kiss FM. Cleveland Confessionalon the way for you. By the
way, if you want to leaveone of those, shoot us at DM
at J Show Radio and then maybewe'll give you a call back and get
your Cleveland confessional on the show.Maya's got a confession right now about her
dreams she had last night. Man, I have these crazy dreams. I
love it. What was I alwayslike to find out beforehand? What did
you consume? What was dinner?Were the late night snacks before? Said
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dream? For sure? What's thoughzepic? That's the stuff that's given people
crazy dreams? Is it? Yeah? I think so? WHOA, but
I don't even know what it is. All I know is it's medication neither
Okay? Um, well, Idon't take oz empic. I just ate
probably like a full maybe like threequarters of a box of buttered noodles.
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Yes, Um, did you dothem with the vegetables or is that just
the mac and cheese? Usually Ido actually do the vegetables, but I
just was crazy. I didn't doit tonight, but I usually take Yeah,
it's nice and easy. So tellme about the stream buttered noodles and
flame and hot munchie mix. M. Yeah, So I dreamt that I
woke up late for work. Oh, the usual panic inducing dream. Um,
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and I slept at my friend's house. So sleeping over my friend's apartment
on like an air mattress for somereason. And I'm rushing out the door
and I forget something, so comeback into her apartment and then there's just
like the tiniest little mouse, oh, sitting on the air mattress that I
slepped on. And it was veryscary. It was so tiny and so
cute, but it also scared mea lot. So then or like chasing
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a mouse around this little apartment that'sbrave of you. It was weird.
I don't know why we did thatbecause normally, what was you just staying
on a chair and scream. Yeah, no, there were definitely I did
that first, for sure. Idid that first, just screeched um,
and then as dream zoo, Ijust like kind of wasn't doing that anymore.
I was leaving for work again.Next thing, um, and I
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did work here, and I wasdreaming that my boss here was texting me,
was like, we have a lunchmeeting at noon. Um. But
the building was not this building.The building was attached to a water park,
as it should be as it is. We should this our station should
be attached to a water Just forthe record, it's so cool. When
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they think about remodeling, I'll letthem know. Get rid of the restaurant
next door making a water Tell mewouldn't make money. No, you definitely
would, so I you know,in my endless whimsy and fun. Um.
Oops, I went to the waterpark instead of work. And I
get to the water park. I'mat the top of the slide, and
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the first time going down, Irealized when I showered this morning, I
didn't rinse out my conditioner. Igot a head fully conditioner at the water
park and I gotta go down theslide. I was worried about it.
I couldn't find a pool at thewater park deep enough for me to fully
rinse the conditioner out of my hair. I don't know, it slimy,
was weird, but I also hada thought, that's like, maybe it's
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protecting my hair from all the chlorine. Maybe it's a good thing. Whatever.
Yeah, um, get to thebottom of the slide. That was
fun. I go again. WhenI'm at the top the second time,
I realized my phone's in my hands. Face palm, dummy and so the
second time, I have to godown the slide fully laying on one side
with my arm and phone up outof the water. Makes sense, Yeah,
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gets a little crazy, but Imake it sliding around. I almost
fly off to make it down,and then I have to go to work.
I forgot about my lunch meeting,so I'm I'm like leaving the water
park. I got conditioner in myhair. I got a half wet fall.
Has it wrenched out? Yet?You realize that did the water side
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you go into? It didn't gointo a pool? No? Okay,
No, it was one of thoseweird ones that there's like a bunch of
water at the back where it's justlike stops you copy kind of. Still
didn't rent out the condition No,still got conditioner in my hair, soaking
wet. Clearly I was at thewater park. This is a problem.
Obviously we're gonna know. Um,the only work clothes I have are like
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a jumpsuit for some reason. Here'sthe more of this entire story. Put
the frozen vegetables in your noodles.That's what you got too. Oh,
I can't believe I missed it.Believe confessionals. Next, you've got secretts
we love secret. This is theCleveland Confessional on The Jeremiah Show ninety six
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five. Kiss up. If yougot a secret of confession anything you want
to tell someone but you really can't, why not tell us here at the
Jeremiah Show. Shoot us a DMat J Show Radio and maybe we'll call
you back, like we're gonna callJyaln right now? Hello, Hi?
Is this Jalen? Yeah? Hi, it's see Jeremi Show ninety six five.
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Kiss have a hagar? Oh ohwait is this like the thingy the
m Yeah yeah, yeah, youshot us at DM. You told us
you had a secret, right ohyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Okay, we're calling youback. It's the Cleveland Confessional. Welcome
into the program. We want toknow if you touch your seat, are
you like somewhere where you can tellus the secret, like you know where
people who can't shouldn't hear it?Can can can hear it? No?
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No, I'm cool, I'm okayright now, perfect, So tell me
and the rest of Cleveland. Whatdo you want to confess? Okay,
I want to confess that I gotus shoplifting problem. You're you're grown ass
woman, right? Um? Yeah, what do you mean you have a
shoplifting problem. Okay, so thislike started in high school, so it's
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kind of been a while. Iget it. Yes, And it was
just you know, gas stations thatkeep just a grab a pack of gum
or whatever, you know what Imean, because you don't have any money,
and so you're just like, we'renot gonna snag on. This is
no big deal. I don't see. I I don't understand that. Actually,
So you would just steal stuff becauseyou wanted to steal stuff when you
were a kid. Well yeah,I mean I didn't have money, so
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if I wanted it, I justtook it. Okay, no clothes,
shoes or electronics or what you know. Well, look, I have been
doing this a while and nobody's everlike pinged me never. So so your
theory is, you know what,I haven't been caught yet, so I'm
just going to keep doing this.Well yeah, I mean until it gets
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the point or something. No,yeah, exactly. So, but um,
so I'm seeing a new guy andhe's a cop. Oh yeah,
how the tables have turned now thisis this has gotten a little more interesting.
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Yeah yeah, So I don't know. I just think it'd be like
really bad looking if I get arrestedfor shoplifting. If I'm like a CoP's
girlfriend or god for a CoP's wife, and I get arrested for shoplifting,
so wow, I don't know.I mean, you got to stop,
right, I mean, okay,I'm really good at it. That that
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one point four or five seconds ofsilence made me think you're not going to
stop. I mean, I don'twant to get caught, but I like
this guy. But I'm also reallygood at shop laughing. Oh my gosh.
Well, I think the next timewe'll see you will probably be on
a Fox State news story if I'mbeing honest. Oh I hope not.
Fingers, girl, got something youwant to confess? It's my shoe?
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Six five kiss f M. Let'stalk about education in the workplace. Basically,
I found a list of common knowledgefacts people learned all the job.
Wow, okay, let's and let'sgo back to other jobs. I didn't
learn a whole lot of common knowledgefacts here on the radio. Let's be
honest, except for when you're sayingthem exactly knowledge. Um. So some
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of these are interesting, Okay,UM, most people will try anything but
reading the instructions. I know becauseI write the instructions. It also tracks.
I'm a truck driver. My semitruck doesn't stop as fast as your
card. I need a couple offootball fields to slow down from highway speed.
And that's an absolutely clear weather.Yeah, no, that's true.
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You shouldn't really be driving recklessly infront of semis by any means, because
they don't have the to roll withthat. I learned actually, one of
the one of my common knowledge factsI learned, and this was when I
literally was working as a production assistanton Hell's Kitchen, is how to put
a trash bag in a trash can. What's because what you do so normally
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you take the trash bag right,you pull it apart, you do the
big shake, and then you stuffit all in there. Yeah nay,
nay. You just open up thevery top, put it in, and
then you push it down into itso it just opened a little bit of
the rim that you put around it. And instead of opening it up boom,
No, you put it on upsidedown, so it's kind of standing
up like a unicorn horn, Okay, and then you push that inside of
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it. Well, you don't getthe air bubble. I learned that working
on Gordon Ramsey's Hell's Kitchen. Interesting. Okay, so you tell me about
tell me about a job you had. So now that you mentioned that,
I do feel like my first couplejobs in high school taught me how to
clean. Okay, Like you know, you don't like your mom makes you
clean never, but mom makes youclean. Mom clean yeah, and it
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like I don't know, you're highschool jerk and you're like, yeah,
I'm going to clean it, andyou clean it a little, and your
poor mother has to like actually genuinelyclean. People won't do that for you
when you're working, you know,a minimum wage job where things kind of
matter, like literally your job isto clean the thing exactly. So I
basically learned how to like mop andsweep and whatever like legit working those jobs.
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But um, one thing, Iworked in retail for like one of
my first jobs, and I learnedthat in most items of clothing, even
if you don't have a tag,if the person at the retail counter wants
to like take your return or findthat item for you, usually there is
like a sneaky little code in therethat you can look up on the website
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of the place or in the POSsystem. Okay, to find that item
of clothing not on the tag onlike the attached tag inside of like the
with the side as like the UPCnumber type thing. So you're basically saying,
if someone's telling you you can't returnthis because you don't have a tag,
they're just being lazy or they don'tlike you. Not necessarily like not
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everyone knows it, oh okay,and not everyone's like willing to do that
work. And sometimes it's just companypolicy and even if they can find it
for you, they're not allowed to. So I don't like take it out
on your retail workers. But ifyou have like a pair of pants that
you know you never were able tofind it American Eagle again, Yeah,
try and see if you can findthe number on the inside tag and you
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might might be able to look upthat number like item number on their website
and find the exact style of pantsor something. Look at that. We're
helping people with pants and trash bagSuper interesting what we do. That's the
preamble to the constitution of the JeremiahShow. We'll help you with trash bags
and your pants the more you know, right, Yeah, it's necessary.
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You're always good with that button.Also good with this one. I thought
that's good to do the other one. I've had my hand show ninety six
five Kiss FM coming up. We'lldo nine and sixty five nine question sixty
five seconds to get them all right. If you do win that, you
win our jackpot four hundred bucks tocircle. Okay, summer is right around
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the corner, and I you youremember that feeling of release when school was
out. You had the whole summerfree. Yeah, you still had your
sports workouts. We had two daysin football. I'm sure you guys had
something similar in soccer, right,But you could get that highly coveted summer
job. Yes, that was thatyou always looked at. You didn't care
how much it may. You justwanted it to be as fun as possible.
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Really, Oh, that's what Iwas looking for because my all time
favorite job, this is not myall time favorite summer job. The best
job I've ever had, and I'vesaid it on the show before, is
I was a marshal at a placecalled Laser Quest, which is a laser
tag place. And that's all wedid. That sounds like a joke,
like that sounds amazing. That soundslike a summer job. That a kid
dreams up? It's did you?That was one of my dream summer jobs,
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which actually had the other one thatI didn't get. There's a place
in mcdonna called Rinky Dink Miniature Golf, and my Madonna County folks will remember
it had putt putt pumper boats,batting cages, and go carts. And
I wanted to be a go cartattendant at Rinky Dink Miniature Golf. So
bad sounds like fun? That wasmy dream like summer job. What did
you have summer job? Wayse,I did not dream of labor, but
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I did have summer jobs. Iwas a kid who always like wanted to
have money and never seemed to haveenough. I love that you were like,
hey, I need to have money. I want a job, And
I was like, I want tohave money. Hey dad, dad,
Dad, can you give me moneyso I can just work at the Laser
Dag place for three hours a week? So what was your favorite one?
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For most of my life, actuallyhave been a referee for What's for soccer?
So like I am officially a soccerref. Yes, I did that
since I was like thirteen, andit was crazy because you could be thirteen
and you can go to soccer tournamentsover the weekend thirteen and like two thousand,
like whatever, eleven, Yeah forme. Um, and you can
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come home with like three hundred dollarsin a weekend. Oh wow, and
you're a kid, so like yourlegs don't hurt and you didn't get a
sunburn and you're not like dying.Oh my gosh. Yeah, it was
crazy. Um. And then incollege I was an intramural referee, so
I reffed all the sports. Wow. All right, oh wait, we
need to back up to being achild's referee. As a child, you
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were you referee? Did you everhave to eject a parent from a game?
Yes? How many? Over themany years? Give me, let's
say, thirteen to eighteen. Howmany boy from the ages of thirteen to
eighteen? Not a tonka because Iwas like a sideline reff yeah, um
when I was younger, but betweenlike seventeen and like twenty three, too
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many, that's four. Fortunately,I've like had to get into like arguments
with them and like talk people downand like make them go watch from the
car and God, and now whenI like go than being told by a
teenager, hey, ma'am, you'reforty go sit in your car because you
can't behave yourself. No, it'sthe worst. How please please PSA.
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If you are a parent at ayouth sport event, youth sports, please,
I know you care about your kid. I know you care about their
team. I know that if you'relosing or your kid falls over, you
think that the ref is evil andthe spawn of Satan themselves. But like
usually it's just like a seventeen yearold girl who's doing her best. What
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or it's like perfect some old guyand you know, it seems like maybe
they aren't trying hard enough and youshould yell at them, but it's really
just embarrassing for you. If you'reyelling at these sports, you're giving name
too much, too much nice words. Listen, don't be a please just
be cool and be quiet. Ifyou can't be cool, just say did
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Jeremiah show ninety six five? KissFM nine and sixty five is on the
way for you will go four hundredbucks to circle k Okay, I answer
all nine questions in sixty five seconds. The World War Health Organization has put
out a recommendation and this kind ofwe're going to segue this because artificial sweeteners,
according to them, won't help youlose weight. I think we knew
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that. Did we really think itwas like diet sugar? Oh? I
have heard that absolutely. Okay,apparently it's not a thing. But where
it brings me. Let's wrap itall around because we're about halfway through the
month with another peku fact for youmight Oh, because the zero calorie non
sugar sweeteners Stevia, for example,you get your super loose um, I
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forget with what pink? The pinkone is sweeten low is a different one,
dextros. I believe maybe there's asperaaspertame is the one I would like
to referred to you too. Ohwow, do me a favor on your
phone? Yeah, Google diet popwarning label. Give that a Google,
and then I want you to readwhat that says because this ties in directly
to pku ak fentol keaton area akawhat my son who's eleven now was born
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with and diagnosed with it at fourdays old. Did it pop up?
Yeah, go ahead and read thatfor me. This is straight up in
the Google the first result. Federalregulations require that any beverage or food that
contains aspartame bear this warning fenyl keatonx y X close enough contains penyl alanine.
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This warning helps people with PKU avoidproducts that are a source of fenylalanie.
So that is on any product thatcontains aspartame as a sweeteners. So
we're talking, wow, diet popsthat aren't super loose, that's most of
them. Yeah, most gums aresweetened with aspartame, and a lot of
non sugar sugar free popsicles sweetened withaspartame. Wow, Because so aspertame essentially
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is pure phenyl alanine. And togive you the chemistry lesson again, feny
alanine is one of the essential aminoacids in protein. Fenyl islanding is what
my son's body can't convert into somethingelse. So yeah, there's that warning
on anything that is diet, thatis that is flavored with that is sweetened
with aspertain interest. So you've beenyou've been drinking diet cokes your whole life,
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even though I know you don't drinkthem. I don't, but for
example, you've seen diet cokes inthe world your whole life, and not
knowing you had the word fennyl keatonarea in your hand at some point when
you grab that can. Wow,that's crazy and that nuts. Yeah,
and you know what, We're notalways on top of things, but I'm
glad that that warning is there.Yeah. Oh yeah, and we have
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the tests and everything to diagnose itquickly and then try our best to keep
people safe and informed. I didwhen I DJ to wedding the other weekend.
It was my cousin's wedding, soI had a bunch of family there
and my aunt Carol is a nurse, and I just remember this when I
saw her, when we told herthat Eli had PKU when he was born,
she knew the newborn screening as thePKU test. Wow. Yeah,
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that's what she always referred it toas that's so interesting. Wow. There
you go, the more you know? Again, should I hit it?
Welcome to your daily educational program ninesixty five. Next, let's go.
It's time between lunch and happy hour. I love mohitos, So switch on
your brains and see if you cananswer nine and sixty five on the Jeremiah.
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Hey, here we go again,another nine questions Maybe definitely got another
caller twenty and four Nard Bucks tocircle k on the line. That's what
our jack pot is up to.We keep climbing this thing, by the
way until we get away, andkeep the same questions as well. So
let's get to our contestant, Collartwenty and our contestant playing the game today.
It's Rachel and Garfield Heights. Rachel, Good afternoon, hack or Rachel
(25:52):
tell us everything we need to knowabout Rachel Um. I am a surgical
attack. I worked downtown Coole LiInstitute, and I just had a baby.
He's six months old. Congratulations.And of course, Jeremiah is a
great baby name. You can changeit if you've already named him. I'll
allow it. It's actually James,that's his name. Okay, close,
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that's close. Well, welcome tothe world, James. Let's see if
your mom can win four hundred bucksto circle. Okay, you'd be okay
with that, right, I'm gonnatry that be awesome. All right.
Here we go nine questions. I'llstart the timer for sixty five seconds after
I ask you. Question number one, I wish all the luck in the
world. All right, Here wego. Question number one in Disney's The
Lion King, what does Hakuna Matatamean? Ah, I'm no worry that
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is correct. Question two. NFLfootballs are made out of which material?
Oh god? Okay, well youcan't. You can't say that word on
the radio. Do me a favorite. You cannot curse? Okay, can't
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say the bad words, you promiseme. Sorry, that's okay, all
right, Well we're wasting time.Leather. I need something more specific than
leather, okay, Umny Tannery,a type of animal leather. I'll give
you that. Okay, yeah,big skin. No, I'm sorry,
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that's not it. But congratulations,I'll give someone five hundred tomorrow. I
don't know what I'm saying. I'llgive you consolation, right, So,
Rachel, we'll say to a Mondaynight, we're I'll take the baby.
That'll be fun. Five hundred buckstomorrow on Kiss FM. Did jere My
show ninety six five Kiss f M. You okay, I just remembered something
funny. What did you remember?Because it's probably better than what I had
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planned. It might not be whatit is, and I think it's hilarious.
Let's go all right. So there'sbeen speculation, oh for you know,
months and whatever forever. People loveto speculate on celebrities, right,
but speculating more because Keith Urban justaccidentally hard launched Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham
(28:07):
dating. Excuse me, Phoebe,isn't that insane? But how did he
do it? He did it becauseKeith Urban and Nicole Kidman were at Taylor
Swift's show in either Philly or Nashville, were the recent one. Sure they
were there. They're in like theVIP area where like her guests and family
and friends are whatever. And KeithUrban is like taking a video, taking
(28:30):
a selfie. It's him and Nicole. He turns the camera around, it's
Taylor. He's like, this isan amazing show. Taylor Swift, You're
amazing. Thank you so much forhaving us turn the phone around. In
the background, his head and Nicole'sheads converge ways for a second, and
(28:51):
right behind them, perfectly framed,is Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers wish yeah,
full on mouth resuscitation. Behind Keith, what can we hear the song
in the background? Did you hearthat? Hang on? I think it's
going to restart, and then Iwant to hear what the song? Oh,
good question, it's style, yes, So what the question I have
(29:17):
now is what convinced them they neededto make out to that song? You
think there's a meeting there. Youthink that's their song. Oh, I
don't know. If it's like theirsong, it's a great song. Yeah,
um, I mean Phoebe's been atlike every show because she's opening for
her on certain dates. And uh, I don't know, Keith, Oh,
(29:37):
Keith, it's like, I'll takehow to look more like a grandpa
for five hundred please. I wasgonna say. It's like when your grandpa
like or your grandma like unknowingly saidsomething that was not supposed to be like
public knowledge. God, Grandma JoeGod rest her soul, best human in
the world, would on Facebook allthe time enter questions into her status like
(30:00):
it was Google. Oh poor angel. And you know what if Phoebe and
bow Like didn't really want the worldto know that, what are you gonna
do? Yell at Keith Urban.No, you shouldn't have been kissing behind
grandpa with an iPhone. Here's here'sthe wraparound for the whole thing. You
know, one of bo Burnham's favoritesongs that I can't play on this radio
(30:22):
station, which one It's called panderingthat what I'm talking about? Yes,
yes, yes, he makes funof country music. Yes, specifically Keith
Urban you since Keith. Yes,people are saying that this is his long
seated revenge. What a long play? You know what? Keith Urban's a
savage that was on purpose or evenif it wasn't. And just you know,
(30:42):
Karma is my boyfriend. Karma isa god. Yeah makes the breeze
in my hair on the weekend.Listen, Karma is Keith Urban with an
iPhone? Aren't you envious that?For you? It's not. I just
figured out your game. Your gameis to work Taylor Swift songs into every
segment on the show. I keeptalking about Parma. Actually I keep doing
(31:03):
that. It's time to smarten youup Cleveland with Jeremiah's fun Fact of the
day for six kiss up, outableknowledge, nugget. You need it,
you want it, you thrive forit in your life. I give him
to each and every day here onthe show. Take him, do what
you wish with them. Just notfor evil. Well I ask just one
super thing, not for evil.Frederick Barr invented the pringles can. When
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he passed away in two thousand andeight, his ashes were buried in one.
I mean I get it. Dowe We're gonna make a joke on
the way out. Actually, thatsounds like something I would do. I
would probably definitely find some way tomake a joke on my way out of
this world. I don't know itwould be yet, but now I'm gonna
(31:51):
start thinking about it. It's eachYemia Show on ninety six five Kiss FM,
with your genius of the day,someone who's down top of things ahead.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.I you know what, I I'm
disappointed, not even Matt. I'mdisappointed with you, Oscar Meyer, because
(32:12):
you have been around for nearly ahundred years with your Wienermobile. But Weener
Nobile Mobile it will be no longer. The company has announced they're changing the
name of the Wienermobile to the FrankMobile. No disapprove of this ridiculous.
(32:34):
According to Oscar Meyer, the newname pays homage to their new hot dogs
coming out this summer. What arethe new hot dogs gonna They're still gonna
be hot dogs? Why can't wecall them Wieners anymore? Free the Wainer
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my gosh, Thursday, I cansleep in and I I it puts me
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Oh yeah, have any word,scroll through TikTok for like two hours
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that is so. See, normallythese are silly, I make a dumb
Joe blah blah blah blah blah.But you just made this the sweetest good
vibe I've heard yet today. Ohthat's great. What do you do?
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Are you a nurse, doctor,nurse, pregnant something? What do you
do in the medical field? So? Actually, I'm a contractor at Metro
for drug Mart and we feel durablemedical equipment, orders, compressions, secting
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Good afternoon, hakerl how are yes, I'm lovely. Thank you for asking
Michelle. What's on your agenda today? What are your plans? Just working?
Okay, we kind of work youdo. I'm in the corporate field
at a local hospital. Oh thecourt, you oversee? Well not really
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all right. Well let's see let'ssee we can send you to Blossom and
all. It's gonna be an amazingshow. The game is called is it
fifty? What I've got here isI've got I've got change, right,
I've got a handful of change inmy hand. I'm gonna drop some of
this change. This is all ofit. I'm gonna take a portion of
it. I'm gonna drop it onthe counter here. You have to tell
me whether it's over or under yourfifty cents of change. Okay, okay,
(04:33):
all right, let me grab Letme turn the music off so you
can hear everything properly, okay,and let me grab a little bit of
this change. I'm not even looking. My eyes are closed. All right,
there's the change now. Okay,good, that's the microphone. I'm
gonna drop this, and you tellme whether it's over under fifty cents.
You're ready, Yeah, I'm ready. Here we goes. That sounds like
(04:55):
it's over or under fifty cents toyou. I'm gonna say over. Gonna
say over. I've got twenty fivecents, I've got thirty five cents,
I've got thirty six cents, thirtyseven cents and thirty eight cents under.
But that's okay. I'm gonna giveme three shots because I'm a nice person
(05:16):
like that, and I want youto. So let's try it again.
Oops, I dropped some All right, here we go, another handful of
change going down. Turn your earson, here we go. Ready,
here it goes. Well, thatlast one went for a minute. All
right? Over or under? Fiftycents? I'm gonna say under, you're
(05:36):
gonna say under. All right,I've got five cents, six cents,
seven cents, seventeen cents, twentyseven cents, oh, thirty seven cents?
You win? All right? Fiftycent bust of rhymes. Jeremiah Blossom
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the difference. Yeah, congratulations,fifty centdays in your future. It's going
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Jeremiah Show, I Love her,Love this show. Jeremiah Show, ninety
(06:27):
six five Kiss FM. Cleveland Confessionalon the way for you. By the
way, if you want to leaveone of those, shoot us at DM
at J Show Radio and then maybewe'll give you a call back and get
your Cleveland confessional on the show.Maya's got a confession right now about her
dreams she had last night. Man, I have these crazy dreams. I
love it. What was I alwayslike to find out beforehand? What did
you consume? What was dinner?Were the late night snacks before? Said
(06:51):
dream? For sure? What's thoughzepic? That's the stuff that's given people
crazy dreams? Is it? Yeah? I think so? WHOA, but
I don't even know what it is. All I know is it's medication neither
Okay? Um, well, Idon't take oz empic. I just ate
probably like a full maybe like threequarters of a box of buttered noodles.
(07:12):
Yes, Um, did you dothem with the vegetables or is that just
the mac and cheese? Usually Ido actually do the vegetables, but I
just was crazy. I didn't doit tonight, but I usually take Yeah,
it's nice and easy. So tellme about the stream buttered noodles and
flame and hot munchie mix. M. Yeah, So I dreamt that I
woke up late for work. Oh, the usual panic inducing dream. Um,
(07:40):
and I slept at my friend's house. So sleeping over my friend's apartment
on like an air mattress for somereason. And I'm rushing out the door
and I forget something, so comeback into her apartment and then there's just
like the tiniest little mouse, oh, sitting on the air mattress that I
slepped on. And it was veryscary. It was so tiny and so
cute, but it also scared mea lot. So then or like chasing
(08:03):
a mouse around this little apartment that'sbrave of you. It was weird.
I don't know why we did thatbecause normally, what was you just staying
on a chair and scream. Yeah, no, there were definitely I did
that first, for sure. Idid that first, just screeched um,
and then as dream zoo, Ijust like kind of wasn't doing that anymore.
I was leaving for work again.Next thing, um, and I
(08:24):
did work here, and I wasdreaming that my boss here was texting me,
was like, we have a lunchmeeting at noon. Um. But
the building was not this building.The building was attached to a water park,
as it should be as it is. We should this our station should
be attached to a water Just forthe record, it's so cool. When
(08:46):
they think about remodeling, I'll letthem know. Get rid of the restaurant
next door making a water Tell mewouldn't make money. No, you definitely
would, so I you know,in my endless whimsy and fun. Um.
Oops, I went to the waterpark instead of work. And I
get to the water park. I'mat the top of the slide, and
(09:09):
the first time going down, Irealized when I showered this morning, I
didn't rinse out my conditioner. Igot a head fully conditioner at the water
park and I gotta go down theslide. I was worried about it.
I couldn't find a pool at thewater park deep enough for me to fully
rinse the conditioner out of my hair. I don't know, it slimy,
was weird, but I also hada thought, that's like, maybe it's
(09:31):
protecting my hair from all the chlorine. Maybe it's a good thing. Whatever.
Yeah, um, get to thebottom of the slide. That was
fun. I go again. WhenI'm at the top the second time,
I realized my phone's in my hands. Face palm, dummy and so the
second time, I have to godown the slide fully laying on one side
with my arm and phone up outof the water. Makes sense, Yeah,
(09:52):
gets a little crazy, but Imake it sliding around. I almost
fly off to make it down,and then I have to go to work.
I forgot about my lunch meeting,so I'm I'm like leaving the water
park. I got conditioner in myhair. I got a half wet fall.
Has it wrenched out? Yet?You realize that did the water side
(10:16):
you go into? It didn't gointo a pool? No? Okay,
No, it was one of thoseweird ones that there's like a bunch of
water at the back where it's justlike stops you copy kind of. Still
didn't rent out the condition No,still got conditioner in my hair, soaking
wet. Clearly I was at thewater park. This is a problem.
Obviously we're gonna know. Um,the only work clothes I have are like
(10:37):
a jumpsuit for some reason. Here'sthe more of this entire story. Put
the frozen vegetables in your noodles.That's what you got too. Oh,
I can't believe I missed it.Believe confessionals. Next, you've got secretts
we love secret. This is theCleveland Confessional on The Jeremiah Show ninety six
(11:03):
five. Kiss up. If yougot a secret of confession anything you want
to tell someone but you really can't, why not tell us here at the
Jeremiah Show. Shoot us a DMat J Show Radio and maybe we'll call
you back, like we're gonna callJyaln right now? Hello, Hi?
Is this Jalen? Yeah? Hi, it's see Jeremi Show ninety six five.
(11:24):
Kiss have a hagar? Oh ohwait is this like the thingy the
m Yeah yeah, yeah, youshot us at DM. You told us
you had a secret, right ohyeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, Okay, we're calling youback. It's the Cleveland Confessional. Welcome
into the program. We want toknow if you touch your seat, are
you like somewhere where you can tellus the secret, like you know where
people who can't shouldn't hear it?Can can can hear it? No?
(11:46):
No, I'm cool, I'm okayright now, perfect, So tell me
and the rest of Cleveland. Whatdo you want to confess? Okay,
I want to confess that I gotus shoplifting problem. You're you're grown ass
woman, right? Um? Yeah, what do you mean you have a
shoplifting problem. Okay, so thislike started in high school, so it's
(12:09):
kind of been a while. Iget it. Yes, And it was
just you know, gas stations thatkeep just a grab a pack of gum
or whatever, you know what Imean, because you don't have any money,
and so you're just like, we'renot gonna snag on. This is
no big deal. I don't see. I I don't understand that. Actually,
So you would just steal stuff becauseyou wanted to steal stuff when you
were a kid. Well yeah,I mean I didn't have money, so
(12:31):
if I wanted it, I justtook it. Okay, no clothes,
shoes or electronics or what you know. Well, look, I have been
doing this a while and nobody's everlike pinged me never. So so your
theory is, you know what,I haven't been caught yet, so I'm
just going to keep doing this.Well yeah, I mean until it gets
(12:54):
the point or something. No,yeah, exactly. So, but um,
so I'm seeing a new guy andhe's a cop. Oh yeah,
how the tables have turned now thisis this has gotten a little more interesting.
(13:16):
Yeah yeah, So I don't know. I just think it'd be like
really bad looking if I get arrestedfor shoplifting. If I'm like a CoP's
girlfriend or god for a CoP's wife, and I get arrested for shoplifting,
so wow, I don't know.I mean, you got to stop,
right, I mean, okay,I'm really good at it. That that
(13:37):
one point four or five seconds ofsilence made me think you're not going to
stop. I mean, I don'twant to get caught, but I like
this guy. But I'm also reallygood at shop laughing. Oh my gosh.
Well, I think the next timewe'll see you will probably be on
a Fox State news story if I'mbeing honest. Oh I hope not.
Fingers, girl, got something youwant to confess? It's my shoe?
(14:03):
Six five kiss f M. Let'stalk about education in the workplace. Basically,
I found a list of common knowledgefacts people learned all the job.
Wow, okay, let's and let'sgo back to other jobs. I didn't
learn a whole lot of common knowledgefacts here on the radio. Let's be
honest, except for when you're sayingthem exactly knowledge. Um. So some
(14:30):
of these are interesting, Okay,UM, most people will try anything but
reading the instructions. I know becauseI write the instructions. It also tracks.
I'm a truck driver. My semitruck doesn't stop as fast as your
card. I need a couple offootball fields to slow down from highway speed.
And that's an absolutely clear weather.Yeah, no, that's true.
(14:52):
You shouldn't really be driving recklessly infront of semis by any means, because
they don't have the to roll withthat. I learned actually, one of
the one of my common knowledge factsI learned, and this was when I
literally was working as a production assistanton Hell's Kitchen, is how to put
a trash bag in a trash can. What's because what you do so normally
(15:16):
you take the trash bag right,you pull it apart, you do the
big shake, and then you stuffit all in there. Yeah nay,
nay. You just open up thevery top, put it in, and
then you push it down into itso it just opened a little bit of
the rim that you put around it. And instead of opening it up boom,
No, you put it on upsidedown, so it's kind of standing
up like a unicorn horn, Okay, and then you push that inside of
(15:39):
it. Well, you don't getthe air bubble. I learned that working
on Gordon Ramsey's Hell's Kitchen. Interesting. Okay, so you tell me about
tell me about a job you had. So now that you mentioned that,
I do feel like my first couplejobs in high school taught me how to
clean. Okay, Like you know, you don't like your mom makes you
clean never, but mom makes youclean. Mom clean yeah, and it
(16:00):
like I don't know, you're highschool jerk and you're like, yeah,
I'm going to clean it, andyou clean it a little, and your
poor mother has to like actually genuinelyclean. People won't do that for you
when you're working, you know,a minimum wage job where things kind of
matter, like literally your job isto clean the thing exactly. So I
basically learned how to like mop andsweep and whatever like legit working those jobs.
(16:22):
But um, one thing, Iworked in retail for like one of
my first jobs, and I learnedthat in most items of clothing, even
if you don't have a tag,if the person at the retail counter wants
to like take your return or findthat item for you, usually there is
like a sneaky little code in therethat you can look up on the website
(16:48):
of the place or in the POSsystem. Okay, to find that item
of clothing not on the tag onlike the attached tag inside of like the
with the side as like the UPCnumber type thing. So you're basically saying,
if someone's telling you you can't returnthis because you don't have a tag,
they're just being lazy or they don'tlike you. Not necessarily like not
(17:08):
everyone knows it, oh okay,and not everyone's like willing to do that
work. And sometimes it's just companypolicy and even if they can find it
for you, they're not allowed to. So I don't like take it out
on your retail workers. But ifyou have like a pair of pants that
you know you never were able tofind it American Eagle again, Yeah,
try and see if you can findthe number on the inside tag and you
(17:29):
might might be able to look upthat number like item number on their website
and find the exact style of pantsor something. Look at that. We're
helping people with pants and trash bagSuper interesting what we do. That's the
preamble to the constitution of the JeremiahShow. We'll help you with trash bags
and your pants the more you know, right, Yeah, it's necessary.
(17:51):
You're always good with that button.Also good with this one. I thought
that's good to do the other one. I've had my hand show ninety six
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win our jackpot four hundred bucks tocircle. Okay, summer is right around
(18:15):
the corner, and I you youremember that feeling of release when school was
out. You had the whole summerfree. Yeah, you still had your
sports workouts. We had two daysin football. I'm sure you guys had
something similar in soccer, right,But you could get that highly coveted summer
job. Yes, that was thatyou always looked at. You didn't care
how much it may. You justwanted it to be as fun as possible.
(18:38):
Really, Oh, that's what Iwas looking for because my all time
favorite job, this is not myall time favorite summer job. The best
job I've ever had, and I'vesaid it on the show before, is
I was a marshal at a placecalled Laser Quest, which is a laser
tag place. And that's all wedid. That sounds like a joke,
like that sounds amazing. That soundslike a summer job. That a kid
dreams up? It's did you?That was one of my dream summer jobs,
(19:02):
which actually had the other one thatI didn't get. There's a place
in mcdonna called Rinky Dink Miniature Golf, and my Madonna County folks will remember
it had putt putt pumper boats,batting cages, and go carts. And
I wanted to be a go cartattendant at Rinky Dink Miniature Golf. So
bad sounds like fun? That wasmy dream like summer job. What did
you have summer job? Wayse,I did not dream of labor, but
(19:27):
I did have summer jobs. Iwas a kid who always like wanted to
have money and never seemed to haveenough. I love that you were like,
hey, I need to have money. I want a job, And
I was like, I want tohave money. Hey dad, dad,
Dad, can you give me moneyso I can just work at the Laser
Dag place for three hours a week? So what was your favorite one?
(19:48):
For most of my life, actuallyhave been a referee for What's for soccer?
So like I am officially a soccerref. Yes, I did that
since I was like thirteen, andit was crazy because you could be thirteen
and you can go to soccer tournamentsover the weekend thirteen and like two thousand,
like whatever, eleven, Yeah forme. Um, and you can
(20:11):
come home with like three hundred dollarsin a weekend. Oh wow, and
you're a kid, so like yourlegs don't hurt and you didn't get a
sunburn and you're not like dying.Oh my gosh. Yeah, it was
crazy. Um. And then incollege I was an intramural referee, so
I reffed all the sports. Wow. All right, oh wait, we
need to back up to being achild's referee. As a child, you
(20:33):
were you referee? Did you everhave to eject a parent from a game?
Yes? How many? Over themany years? Give me, let's
say, thirteen to eighteen. Howmany boy from the ages of thirteen to
eighteen? Not a tonka because Iwas like a sideline reff yeah, um
when I was younger, but betweenlike seventeen and like twenty three, too
(20:59):
many, that's four. Fortunately,I've like had to get into like arguments
with them and like talk people downand like make them go watch from the
car and God, and now whenI like go than being told by a
teenager, hey, ma'am, you'reforty go sit in your car because you
can't behave yourself. No, it'sthe worst. How please please PSA.
(21:22):
If you are a parent at ayouth sport event, youth sports, please,
I know you care about your kid. I know you care about their
team. I know that if you'relosing or your kid falls over, you
think that the ref is evil andthe spawn of Satan themselves. But like
usually it's just like a seventeen yearold girl who's doing her best. What
(21:47):
or it's like perfect some old guyand you know, it seems like maybe
they aren't trying hard enough and youshould yell at them, but it's really
just embarrassing for you. If you'reyelling at these sports, you're giving name
too much, too much nice words. Listen, don't be a please just
be cool and be quiet. Ifyou can't be cool, just say did
(22:11):
Jeremiah show ninety six five? KissFM nine and sixty five is on the
way for you will go four hundredbucks to circle k Okay, I answer
all nine questions in sixty five seconds. The World War Health Organization has put
out a recommendation and this kind ofwe're going to segue this because artificial sweeteners,
according to them, won't help youlose weight. I think we knew
(22:32):
that. Did we really think itwas like diet sugar? Oh? I
have heard that absolutely. Okay,apparently it's not a thing. But where
it brings me. Let's wrap itall around because we're about halfway through the
month with another peku fact for youmight Oh, because the zero calorie non
sugar sweeteners Stevia, for example,you get your super loose um, I
(22:52):
forget with what pink? The pinkone is sweeten low is a different one,
dextros. I believe maybe there's asperaaspertame is the one I would like
to referred to you too. Ohwow, do me a favor on your
phone? Yeah, Google diet popwarning label. Give that a Google,
and then I want you to readwhat that says because this ties in directly
to pku ak fentol keaton area akawhat my son who's eleven now was born
(23:17):
with and diagnosed with it at fourdays old. Did it pop up?
Yeah, go ahead and read thatfor me. This is straight up in
the Google the first result. Federalregulations require that any beverage or food that
contains aspartame bear this warning fenyl keatonx y X close enough contains penyl alanine.
(23:40):
This warning helps people with PKU avoidproducts that are a source of fenylalanie.
So that is on any product thatcontains aspartame as a sweeteners. So
we're talking, wow, diet popsthat aren't super loose, that's most of
them. Yeah, most gums aresweetened with aspartame, and a lot of
non sugar sugar free popsicles sweetened withaspartame. Wow, Because so aspertame essentially
(24:03):
is pure phenyl alanine. And togive you the chemistry lesson again, feny
alanine is one of the essential aminoacids in protein. Fenyl islanding is what
my son's body can't convert into somethingelse. So yeah, there's that warning
on anything that is diet, thatis that is flavored with that is sweetened
with aspertain interest. So you've beenyou've been drinking diet cokes your whole life,
(24:23):
even though I know you don't drinkthem. I don't, but for
example, you've seen diet cokes inthe world your whole life, and not
knowing you had the word fennyl keatonarea in your hand at some point when
you grab that can. Wow,that's crazy and that nuts. Yeah,
and you know what, We're notalways on top of things, but I'm
glad that that warning is there.Yeah. Oh yeah, and we have
(24:44):
the tests and everything to diagnose itquickly and then try our best to keep
people safe and informed. I didwhen I DJ to wedding the other weekend.
It was my cousin's wedding, soI had a bunch of family there
and my aunt Carol is a nurse, and I just remember this when I
saw her, when we told herthat Eli had PKU when he was born,
she knew the newborn screening as thePKU test. Wow. Yeah,
(25:07):
that's what she always referred it toas that's so interesting. Wow. There
you go, the more you know? Again, should I hit it?
Welcome to your daily educational program ninesixty five. Next, let's go.
It's time between lunch and happy hour. I love mohitos, So switch on
your brains and see if you cananswer nine and sixty five on the Jeremiah.
(25:29):
Hey, here we go again,another nine questions Maybe definitely got another
caller twenty and four Nard Bucks tocircle k on the line. That's what
our jack pot is up to.We keep climbing this thing, by the
way until we get away, andkeep the same questions as well. So
let's get to our contestant, Collartwenty and our contestant playing the game today.
It's Rachel and Garfield Heights. Rachel, Good afternoon, hack or Rachel
(25:52):
tell us everything we need to knowabout Rachel Um. I am a surgical
attack. I worked downtown Coole LiInstitute, and I just had a baby.
He's six months old. Congratulations.And of course, Jeremiah is a
great baby name. You can changeit if you've already named him. I'll
allow it. It's actually James,that's his name. Okay, close,
(26:14):
that's close. Well, welcome tothe world, James. Let's see if
your mom can win four hundred bucksto circle. Okay, you'd be okay
with that, right, I'm gonnatry that be awesome. All right.
Here we go nine questions. I'llstart the timer for sixty five seconds after
I ask you. Question number one, I wish all the luck in the
world. All right, Here wego. Question number one in Disney's The
Lion King, what does Hakuna Matatamean? Ah, I'm no worry that
(26:37):
is correct. Question two. NFLfootballs are made out of which material?
Oh god? Okay, well youcan't. You can't say that word on
the radio. Do me a favorite. You cannot curse? Okay, can't
(27:00):
say the bad words, you promiseme. Sorry, that's okay, all
right, Well we're wasting time.Leather. I need something more specific than
leather, okay, Umny Tannery,a type of animal leather. I'll give
you that. Okay, yeah,big skin. No, I'm sorry,
(27:23):
that's not it. But congratulations,I'll give someone five hundred tomorrow. I
don't know what I'm saying. I'llgive you consolation, right, So,
Rachel, we'll say to a Mondaynight, we're I'll take the baby.
That'll be fun. Five hundred buckstomorrow on Kiss FM. Did jere My
show ninety six five Kiss f M. You okay, I just remembered something
funny. What did you remember?Because it's probably better than what I had
(27:45):
planned. It might not be whatit is, and I think it's hilarious.
Let's go all right. So there'sbeen speculation, oh for you know,
months and whatever forever. People loveto speculate on celebrities, right,
but speculating more because Keith Urban justaccidentally hard launched Phoebe Bridgers and Bo Burnham
(28:07):
dating. Excuse me, Phoebe,isn't that insane? But how did he
do it? He did it becauseKeith Urban and Nicole Kidman were at Taylor
Swift's show in either Philly or Nashville, were the recent one. Sure they
were there. They're in like theVIP area where like her guests and family
and friends are whatever. And KeithUrban is like taking a video, taking
(28:30):
a selfie. It's him and Nicole. He turns the camera around, it's
Taylor. He's like, this isan amazing show. Taylor Swift, You're
amazing. Thank you so much forhaving us turn the phone around. In
the background, his head and Nicole'sheads converge ways for a second, and
(28:51):
right behind them, perfectly framed,is Bo Burnham and Phoebe Bridgers wish yeah,
full on mouth resuscitation. Behind Keith, what can we hear the song
in the background? Did you hearthat? Hang on? I think it's
going to restart, and then Iwant to hear what the song? Oh,
good question, it's style, yes, So what the question I have
(29:17):
now is what convinced them they neededto make out to that song? You
think there's a meeting there. Youthink that's their song. Oh, I
don't know. If it's like theirsong, it's a great song. Yeah,
um, I mean Phoebe's been atlike every show because she's opening for
her on certain dates. And uh, I don't know, Keith, Oh,
(29:37):
Keith, it's like, I'll takehow to look more like a grandpa
for five hundred please. I wasgonna say. It's like when your grandpa
like or your grandma like unknowingly saidsomething that was not supposed to be like
public knowledge. God, Grandma JoeGod rest her soul, best human in
the world, would on Facebook allthe time enter questions into her status like
(30:00):
it was Google. Oh poor angel. And you know what if Phoebe and
bow Like didn't really want the worldto know that, what are you gonna
do? Yell at Keith Urban.No, you shouldn't have been kissing behind
grandpa with an iPhone. Here's here'sthe wraparound for the whole thing. You
know, one of bo Burnham's favoritesongs that I can't play on this radio
(30:22):
station, which one It's called panderingthat what I'm talking about? Yes,
yes, yes, he makes funof country music. Yes, specifically Keith
Urban you since Keith. Yes,people are saying that this is his long
seated revenge. What a long play? You know what? Keith Urban's a
savage that was on purpose or evenif it wasn't. And just you know,
(30:42):
Karma is my boyfriend. Karma isa god. Yeah makes the breeze
in my hair on the weekend.Listen, Karma is Keith Urban with an
iPhone? Aren't you envious that?For you? It's not. I just
figured out your game. Your gameis to work Taylor Swift songs into every
segment on the show. I keeptalking about Parma. Actually I keep doing
(31:03):
that. It's time to smarten youup Cleveland with Jeremiah's fun Fact of the
day for six kiss up, outableknowledge, nugget. You need it,
you want it, you thrive forit in your life. I give him
to each and every day here onthe show. Take him, do what
you wish with them. Just notfor evil. Well I ask just one
super thing, not for evil.Frederick Barr invented the pringles can. When
(31:27):
he passed away in two thousand andeight, his ashes were buried in one.
I mean I get it. Dowe We're gonna make a joke on
the way out. Actually, thatsounds like something I would do. I
would probably definitely find some way tomake a joke on my way out of
this world. I don't know itwould be yet, but now I'm gonna
(31:51):
start thinking about it. It's eachYemia Show on ninety six five Kiss FM,
with your genius of the day,someone who's down top of things ahead.
Anything you've done pales in comparison.I you know what, I I'm
disappointed, not even Matt. I'mdisappointed with you, Oscar Meyer, because
(32:12):
you have been around for nearly ahundred years with your Wienermobile. But Weener
Nobile Mobile it will be no longer. The company has announced they're changing the
name of the Wienermobile to the FrankMobile. No disapprove of this ridiculous.
(32:34):
According to Oscar Meyer, the newname pays homage to their new hot dogs
coming out this summer. What arethe new hot dogs gonna They're still gonna
be hot dogs? Why can't wecall them Wieners anymore? Free the Wainer
I said it. Thanks for listeningto The Jeremiah Show on demand the show
for more to find us on TikTok, Instagram and more. Jay Show Radio
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and weekdays two to six on ninetysix five Kiss FM f
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