May 1, 2023 • 29 mins
Actual proof would not change Hailey's mind about Adam. That's Ghosted. Also are crazy eyes always followed by a crazy person. What do you know about PKU? A Magical Heardle, and 9in65 is still stumping Cleveland!
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I was like, you know what, I should bring the silks, I
should bring him, But I did. Jerremiah Show Friends, Welcome in.
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O. My daughter was home fromschool. Always spent the entire day together
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I'm like doing things. She wantedto be with me, all dangerous,
like you gotta take that. What'dyou guys watch? Um? We
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were watching God. What is thatmovie called? It's a dancing movie.
I think it's subtitles. I don'tthink it's in English. Oh, I
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Have you like Netflix? Have youeducated her on some of the greatest movies
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we're gonna kick it off. We'rein our last weeks of hurdling. Oh
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you know what, rest and peace, hurdle. I feel better about it
now that we have Jurtle. Yes, Hurtle has saved the day. Jurtle
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Kim, did I say that Idon't remember? Hey, can't hurt us?
Say it again in case you didn'tknow. Now you know? All
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in clips. If you haven't seenthis play yet, that's exactly how this
goes down. There's our warning thathurdle's going away on the fifth. Let's
hope it doesn't suck. What That'swhat it sounds like when you're on the
phone with someone and they're like walkingfast with AirPods? Yes? Is it?
Try? Ever's license? Sure?Sure, driver's license, Olivia Rodrigo.
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That would have been crazy. Thatwould have been nuts. I would
have been really would have thrown thatthat up. I would have thrown up
I swear I'm trying to think ofany song that starts with like a rolling
up car the call Backstreet Boys.Now try Walk? See if walk by
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whom it starts like? K?Yeah? Okay, no, no,
I say walk does not start witha K? No the artist? What
do we speculate that is? That'sa car rolling up right? No?
Definitely not. I'm gonna get thatcall, and I won't guess that because
it's not there. I think it'sum. I think it's like a distortion,
noiseum from a like synth keyboard andthen like a beat is gonna drop
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right here next? Nope. Ohwow, we almost got it. I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say JuiceWorld. Sure, okay, wouldn't you?
Yeah? Come on, man Spellingsthe Light Juice World? Nope,
all right, I was hoping fora yellow that would have been really okay?
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Is it the Final Countdown? What'sby Europe? Oh? My god?
Come on, I can't even say. I was not on board with
that at all. I did notknow where you were coming from, and
you proved me so wrong. Comeon, really, well done? Do
you know this song? I meanI know the Final Countdown? Yes?
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Yeah, that's exactly what this.I've never listened to it from the start.
No one's ever listened to it fromthe start. That's really impressive.
Just reminds me of job, Job, Wow. That are gonna make me
mishurdle right here, this moment thatwe're experiencing, the pure euphoria getting a
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song like that from a clip thatthey gave us. That's crazy. It
feels good the soul as I feelI'm gonna take a victory lap. Now
do the joke thing? You doneed flames or like silks to pull out
of your sleeves. I did Ilet my silks at home. I thought
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about it today. I was like, you know what, I should bring
the silks. I should bring them, but I didn't. And now are
you regret it? That's okay.We have this song, hype us up
and get us through the rest ofour Monday. And now everyone else says
too, you're welcome, sleeveless numberone hit music station. That's you could
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at least say not to toot myown horn, not to toot, but
beep beep to no horn actually tootsno, no, you ever hear a
horn and go that's a good tootnoise Nope, that's not It's just not
how it works. But if we'resticking with a clown slash magician imagery,
this is this is a horn thattoots's. That'd be a twote. The
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squeeze, the squeeze. I'm gladwe talked about that. Glad we setost
It's next stop staring at that redreceipt and let the Jeremiah Show find out
why you god ghosted. Let's getinto your ghosted. It's a Monday edition
brought to you by Syrilla's. Someoneleft on Red. They don't know why,
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Adam it was our ghost Ye,Adam, welcome to the show.
How are you? I'm very well? How were you? Well? Thank
you, Adam. I'll tell usabout you and Hailey. How you guys,
Matt dates you've been on? Kindof give us the full backstory and
we'll see if we can remedy yoursituation here. Yeah. I've been single
for I don't know about six monthsnow, and my friends kind of pushed
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me to sign up for one ofthose dating apps. I'd never done it
before, and so I signed upand I have been I guess I guess
you could say dming a couple aretalking to a couple of different people.
Adam, you sound like a sweetman who knows nothing about dating online at
all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
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Listen, I get it. Wewere all busy, We've all got different
priorities. Maybe you've lucked out allthis time and you've never had to go
online. I never dated online.I'm the same way. Yeah, you've
never online experience. Yeah, okay, so yeah, I mean, and
I'll be honest, it felt likea robot was setting me up, was
trying to set me up with Yeah, all right, so you matched with
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Hailey, right, and what happenedfrom there? We matched? Well,
yeah, we matched and we chattedfor a little bit, and it seemed
like she was the most real outof the couple of people I've been chatting
with. And I said, hey, let's do you like I asked her
if she likes wings. She said, I love wings. So we set
up a date to go get someBuffalo wings and dad a chance to know
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each other. And so we hadsome food and a great conversation, a
couple of drinks, and I mean, if the conversation just flows. She
said she was kind of new tothe whole online dating thing as well,
so we kind of just kind ofbonded over that common ground always works,
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Yeah, exactly. And I toldher that I was kind of a coffee
snob, and she said, whydon't we get why don't we get coffee
sometimes? Okay, we're setting upthe second date during the first date,
yeah, okay, And that waswhere we left it. And I texted
her a couple of maybe two daysafter that, just to you know,
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set that up. And I havegotten nothing. So we made second day
plans and then the second day,then then the ghosting happened. Correct.
My guess is like she got shegot social media stockery and maybe found something
she didn't That's I don't know.I'm speculating. Well, I was like,
did I not wear deodoring that day? Well, you would take she
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wouldn't have set up date too,you know what I mean? If you
hadn't worn deodorant, Yeah, shewould have. Yes, yes, yes,
this is this is this is correct. Well we could we could speculate
all day, but we don't haveto. We're gonna give her a call.
You gave us her number, sowe're gonna give our call. Do
me a favor. Stay on thephone, but don't say anything right away.
We'll bring you back in. Theytend to be a little more honest
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if they don't know you're there rightaway, and maybe you know we can
help you out. Okay, great, thanks, good luck. Hello.
Hi, we're looking for Haley.Is Haley available? Yeah? Haley,
Haley? Did you're on my issueninety six five? Kim? Hey girl,
Hi, Hi, welcome a Well, we're calling about a gentleman that
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you went on a date with.His name was Adam, and he says
that you ghosted him, and wewant to know why you ghosted d Adam.
Really, that's why you're calling me. Yeah, that's why he said.
You guys like set up a seconddate and then you poof, you
gone went and we don't know why. Oh okay, yeah, I mean
look, I saw all I neededto on TV. Okay, would you
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hang on a second. I'll playtwo songs, will come back and I
need I don't know what that meansat all I need. Well, you
hang on, Okay, we'll ghostedafter this? Did you my shoe si?
Kim In the middle of your ghostedHaley ghosted Adam. Haley's still here
with it? So, Haley,we we set up date two. Date
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two didn't happen. That's when youghosted and then you said I saw everything
I needed to on TV. Idon't understand. What does that mean?
I saw Adam on TV. Hewas in a Guardians game and he was
with another woman. Yeah. Yeah, they did like a cutaway coming back
from the game, and I sawhim, he was there on camera.
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Um, it was just like,why why would I go on another day
with him when I saw him withanother lady? That's so interesting not to
be caught that way? Wow,Anti, what are the odds? Right?
What are the odds you see that? I mean they're so low?
Yeah, what are the chances?Wow? That's it. Yeah, I
know I'm not stupid. I'm notgoing to waste my time with someone that's
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with someone else. So yeah,I mean, if they're going to Guardians
games, that seems like there's somethingthere that's not that's not a typical first
or second date thing. That's likea boyfriend girlfriend thing. Right, it
feels like yes, Well, Imean we could continue to guess, Haley
if we wanted to, but wedon't have to because Adam's actually on the
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phony has been the whole time.Adam, Okay, Haley, Hi,
Look that is my friend Gary's girlfriend, Claire. That is they just focused
in on us because I have noidea, but that is not my girlfriend.
I am not in a relationship.You can trust me. Oh interesting,
So I don't know about that.I don't know you like, you
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were smiling, she was smiling.You guys were so close to each other.
I mean, I mean we wereon the jumbo trun What do you
want me to do? Put athumb down? Yeah, you know,
I'm gonna play a little devil's advocatehere, pleased an Adam's side and say,
um, you never really know,uh, you're gonna get thrown into
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like a TV shot or a commercialor something. And that is like completely
out of context. I've had likemany people tell me we're we're on the
radio right now, I mean anything, Well, sure, I guess yeah
technically, Okay, So it wasit was your your buddy Gary's girlfriend.
That would just he was either there, yeah, Claire, he's there.
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They're like basically engaged. Okay,So if we looked up Gary or Claire
on social media, we could corroboratethis. Do you feel comfortable with us
doing that. Yeah, I thinkshe has a private account, but he
definitely posts pictures of her. Okay, okay, so we could we could
research that, we could get thatinformation off the air. Yeah, I'm
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cool. And if I'm correct,can we get that coffee? That was
my next question, Haley? Wouldthat make you feel better about this?
I don't think anyone blames you forlike catching a vibe, but if it
turns out it was wrong, whatwould your next movie look? I know
what I saw, and I don'tI don't really don't care like what he's
trying to make up right now,because it really doesn't seem like this is
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some other guy's girlfriend. He wasnext to her, they were they were
practically rubbing shoulders together. Um,so I just think he's lying and I
don't have time to beat you withsomeone. Like seats and that stadium are
like really close to each other.I mean, there's not a lot of
space between seats. It's I mean, you're packing as many humans as you
can and there sure, yeah,for sure. And if you look at
my I'm eating hot cheetos, myfingers are like all this was not romance.
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I need to know where in thestadium you found hot cheeta that's a
BYOC situation. Yeah, that's byO HC situation. Definitely. Yeah,
I's not commit you know how expectivethose not are there. That's true love.
You want a helmet, you knowwhat, Adam, Maybe this is
your audition tape for other women.Maybe this one's not gonna work. But
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this is a guy who goes toGuardians games, brings his own hot Cheetahs,
and he may or may not havea girl friend who might be his
friends near fiance. So Haley,nothing, nothing, nothing, he is
doing it for you. Nothing isconvincing you. You just think he's lying.
Yeah, this whole situation rubbed methe wrong way. And I know
that even if I gave him achance, I would always be like looking
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over my shoulder and thinking he's gonna, you know, spending time with other
girls. So it's just not worthit. Okay, Well we appreciate your
time. Haley. Um, I'msorry. Sorry, Uh we didn't.
We didn't get this worked out foryou. Guys. Me to whatever fire
ms at JA Show Radio and we'llget to the bottom of it. On
The Jeremiah Show ninety six five KissFM, did Jeremiah ninety six five.
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Kiss f M. Hey take amoment, uh to talk about May May.
I don't know if you knew thisMay unless you saw my Instagram,
which I think you did. Mayis PEKU Awareness Month. Yes, I
did see that, and my wifewrote a beautiful thing about pike. So
pekau a meta blox just sort ofMy oldest son, he's eleven, was
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born with was found through that newbornscreening test which they called the heel Prick
test. That was the reason thattest was developed. But now every baby
in America gets tested for PKU,among other other other things. Wait,
are you saying PKU is the reasonfor the heel prick test? Wow?
Yeah, that is a fun fact. Yeah, that's really interesting what PKU
is. If you don't know,If you if you studied any medicine,
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you've heard of it. It's oneof those things, remember you take something
in school, you're like, oh, that's a thing, and then you
never hear about it again. Yeah, that's what it kind of is in
the medical field. Because PKU isonly about fifteen thousand people in this country
have it. That's crazy. Rays. Yeah, that's got to be like
zero point zero zero one percent it'spretty razy. So basically what happens is
there's an and I'm almost verbatim readingthe amazing thing my wife wrote that I
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stole and put on my answer.Did a good job of it. Definitely
you should have. I support youstealing, Yes, very stealing. So
there's an enzyme in your liver thatwill convert an amino acid in protein into
another amino acid, so it'll convertphenyll and need to tie scene in my
son's liver. It doesn't do thatproperly, So what can happen If you
don't convert that? It builds uplike a toxin in your brain and causes
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like severe developmental disabilities. That's reallyscary. It is really scary, especially
when you're having your first child.You're like, oh what, I can't
get my kid a chicken wing?What are you talking about? His whole
life? Never? Oh wow,great chicken wings or brain poisons? Justin
I literally, I kid, younot acron Children's Hospital, sitting in my
call crying because I couldn't. Iwon't be able to have beer and chicken
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wings with my kid. I know, it's dumb. It's dumb. Beer.
You can't have beer. There's there'sprotein and beer. Yeah, it's
not the liver and beer. It'sthe protein in the beer. There's protein
in everything. That's true. There'sprotein every very right, and you probably
know better than anyone else. Sobasically, what my son has to live
on his low protein diet, hegets twelve grams a day and it's not
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max. Yeah, it's twelve exactly, no more nor less because either can
be detrimental to his brain. Wow. So I don't know if you're out
the month I've you're gonna I'll sharethis with the folks if you want to
hear it. Cool, if not, turn the radio station to feel like
a horrible person for changing the stationabout me talking about my son. Yeah,
listen, guys, you know soit can hurt to have more knowledge.
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Yeah, exactly that. Do Ineed it? Do we need it?
Yes? I feel like I'm nowjust finding excuses to use it.
Oh, you're using it a lot. Okay, I like it. This
was a better one than the lastone. This one was worth it.
Okay, good Jeremiah show, he'sgot a focus one track mind. I'm
sorry. There's nothing you can sayto me right now that isn't going to
come across dirty in my mind,that's where my brain is. The Jeremiah
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Show, Now Jeremiah ninety six five, Kiss FM, Maya, do you
have crazy eyes sometimes? Well?Ninety sixty five on the way eight hundred
bucks, coming up next to tJ Max. I have a theory that
if you see a person and Ifeel maybe statistically this happens more with women.
I don't know if it's my ownbias. I don't know what it
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is, but I never notice itin dudes. Okay, maybe because I'm
just scared of women most time.That's fair. I'm scared of getting it
anyways. Healthy fear of women isalways good. If if a woman or
a person has crazy eyes, whatpercentage time do you think they actually are?
Oh? Like, it's just normal. Good question you can have.
You can have if you you areupset. I know you can switch it
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on. But there's a facial typethat has it all the time. Yeah,
not not RBF, but just theeyes. You could You're like,
I'm not gonna cry, I'm notgonna I'm not gonna take her a parking
spot at Target. Yeah. No, okay, this is a good question.
I would say, I'd say atleast forty percent of the time.
The crazy eyes phenomenon is based onyour makeup. In women, I think
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that certain ways of doing your makeupreally more crazy eyed than not, or
like vice versa, you can kindof tone them down. Yeah, it's
crazy what you can do with makeup. So I'm gonna give at least forty
percent is crazy. They're not necessarilycrazy. It's the makeup doing that.
Oh okay, I'm gonna say twentyfive percent is just unfortunate. You know,
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you've got crazy eyes, but you'revery sane. It's just a facial
shape sort of thing. You've lostme on your numbers. Now, yeah,
where it's sixty five percent, nowit's actual crazy. So the other
thirty five percent is actual crazy.Actual I'm see. I'm going like eighty
five percent as actual crazy really ofthe crazy. So you think that the
crazy eyes are an outward expression ofthe in word crazy, it could be
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wow. I think in my experience, the people I've run into with the
crazy normal resting eyes, they've beencrazy and it's come out that is very
interesting. I don't know, maybeI'm biased. Well, I would say
that some of it is the AlexandraDadario effect. Look her up real quick
as I talk about her. Shehas the craziest eyes of any celebrity I've
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ever seen in my life. AndI would like to believe that she's not.
That's just how she looks, andI don't think there's any ways she
could ever possibly hide that. It'sfunny. This might be the first time
I'm ever noticing it. Oh,she was in Watch, Um the Watch,
she was in Um White Lotus.She she would be in the fifteen
percent in my opinion, really theones who have the eyes but aren't crazy.
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I could see her having But again, here's a non makeup shot,
and I don't see crazy eyes.Well, that's the point I'm making is
that, like, I can't inmy right mind believe that everyone with crazy
eyes is crazy because I think it'spurely just I think she's a good example
of when it's purely just appearance,and it's a lot of Yeah, it's
it's it's the makeup. Makeup effectdefinitely does. But you're so you're saying,
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of crazy eyes, thirty five percentare actually crazy. Yeah, I'm
saying any five percent. Wow,maybe you have a lower bar for crazy
eyes. That could be it.Maybe you're setting. Maybe I have a
lower bar for crazy. Oh,like you putting catch up on a hot
dog crazy? I yeah, No, I have pretty high standards for crazy,
I think especially in women. Yeah, women get labeled crazy with no
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real yeah for sure reasoning. Yeah, so often they're not wrong. If
anyone's like, oh, she's crazy, I'm like, I need some receipts.
I need to do some firsthand research. Maybe you're not taking anyone's word
for that. Maybe it's my family. Maybe that's what it is. I've
seen crazy family eyes. Oh no, they're just crazy. I love them.
I love them, but they're crazy. Don't text me family cousin Whitney.
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I'm gonna tell her she's listening rightnow. She's gonna text me in
the BIX five seconds guarantee that wouldbe funny. Six five up its hime
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Hey go Stacy, how are youfeeling today? Good? I'm I
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mean, you live in the townof the best fried chicken in the world,
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Depends on the day. All right, Stacy, Well, let's play the
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number one. You get all nineof these right in that time, I'll
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All the luck in the world.Question number one is this whom did the
Cleveland Cavaliers play in the first roundof the NBA Playoffs this year? Question
two? What instrument in an automobilemeasures distance traveled? Um? What instrument
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in an automobile measures distance traveled?That would be this speed Stacy. I'm
so sorry, but you're a lovelyhuman, so you've got that going for
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For the people just turning in forthe first time, Hi, my name
is Jeremiah, Jeremiah Show. That'stell me again, I know. But
for the people who don't. What'syour boyfriend's first name? Jeff? Women
say guys with the Jay name areworse to date. I've heard that's true.
Do you I mean you obviously don'tfully subscribe to this theory. Well,
I didn't go. Actually, Ican't date you because your name starts
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with a jay. But it isbad because his first name and his last
name start with Jay and he's ajunior. Oh, he's a Jay.
He's a triple I got a triplej oh boy. I would say maybe
one cancels out the other, butthen I have a third one, so
it comes back around. Um souh, it's It's called the Jay name
theory, the idea that if aguy's name begins with the jay's an automatic
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red flag and your love would bedoomed from the start. According to Urban
Dictionary, any guy whose name startswith the Jay is complete crap and you
shouldn't date him. That is hilarious. You are screwed. I know you're
blumped into that. What you arelike thirty percent of Taylor Swift sexes.
So that's a pretty good. Wegot a Jake Jillenhall, we got the
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recent Joe. We have Joe Jonas, which is another double Jay. John
Mayer, John Mayer bad bad,not good. Wow, there's so many
and they're all the bad ones forJonah, is it Jay names or there
just a lot of jay names,is it men? Well, that's obviously
I think it might just be madsmart and you love Cleveland. With Jeremiah's
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fun fact of the day, kissup if your knowledge nugget to your little
factoid piece of information to help youget through the day, make you feel
a little bit smarter. Use hisson, your friends, your family,
your loved ones, your enemies,but don't use it free. Well that's
the only role with Jeremia a funfact. Did you know Barbie's full name
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is Barbara Barbara Melissa's Millicent Roberts.That's Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie was named
after Ruth Handler's daughter, Barbara,and Ken after her son, which is
weird, but that's okay. She'sfrom fictional Willows, Wisconsin, ware she
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attended high school. Could you believeit? I didn't do I said Barbie
and I play the song I'm notbut I talked about Barbie. Did you
have my show on ninety six five? Kissa, fam and it's time once
again for your Genius of the day. Someone a sometime thing is so stupid.
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Anything you've done pales in comparison.An Australian tourist is facing flogging for
nude rampage in Indonesia. He's facingup to five years behind bars in forty
lashes after going on a quote nuderampage in the Indonesian province of ach Bodhi.
Moni risbeat jones Is twenty three inclaims to almost felt possessed at the
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time of the incident. It wasn'tjust streaking either. He allegedly ran nude
through a village, chasing geaking locals, even injuring a fisherman by pushing a
motorcycle on him. The fisherman brokea bone and needed fifty stitches. Wow.
He was arrested Thursday, and sincethe province is governed by Sharia law,
he could face flogging along with prisontime. He's doing court later this
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week. That's why. If I'vesaid it once, guys, I've said
it a thousand times. If you'regonna go on a nude rampage, you
gotta do it right here in thegood old us of A. Thanks for
listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand. I Love this show. For more,
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I was like, you know what, I should bring the silks, I
should bring him, But I did. Jerremiah Show Friends, Welcome in.
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Fanessa kicking us off. Tell mesomething good that happened to you today?
O. My daughter was home fromschool. Always spent the entire day together
just netflixing and eating. Now,was she not feeling well or did you
let her play hooky? You know, no, she didn't have school today.
I'm like doing things. She wantedto be with me, all dangerous,
like you gotta take that. What'dyou guys watch? Um? We
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were watching God. What is thatmovie called? It's a dancing movie.
I think it's subtitles. I don'tthink it's in English. Oh, I
thought you're talking about Save the LastDance? No, no, no,
Have you like Netflix? Have youeducated her on some of the greatest movies
from the nineties and two thousands?Like is she ready for ten Things I
need about you? She knows allabout the dance movie. She's a competitive
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of the series is good. Ican sleep good now. I was gonna
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Oh God, what got into youtoday? I don't know whatever that
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going for cocktails tonight, right likeyou. We're not skipping out on that.
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show to twenty on the chair onmy issues. Let's see if we can
make a set immediately on the showtoday, make us set. Yeah,
we're gonna kick it off. We'rein our last weeks of hurdling. Oh
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you know what, rest and peace, hurdle. I feel better about it
now that we have Jurtle. Yes, Hurtle has saved the day. Jurtle
has come through for us once again. Just jare my show six five?
Kim, did I say that Idon't remember? Hey, can't hurt us?
Say it again in case you didn'tknow. Now you know? All
right, we're gonna play hurdle.We have sixteen seconds. We get it
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in clips. If you haven't seenthis play yet, that's exactly how this
goes down. There's our warning thathurdle's going away on the fifth. Let's
hope it doesn't suck. What That'swhat it sounds like when you're on the
phone with someone and they're like walkingfast with AirPods? Yes? Is it?
Try? Ever's license? Sure?Sure, driver's license, Olivia Rodrigo.
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That would have been crazy. Thatwould have been nuts. I would
have been really would have thrown thatthat up. I would have thrown up
I swear I'm trying to think ofany song that starts with like a rolling
up car the call Backstreet Boys.Now try Walk? See if walk by
(05:25):
whom it starts like? K?Yeah? Okay, no, no,
I say walk does not start witha K? No the artist? What
do we speculate that is? That'sa car rolling up right? No?
Definitely not. I'm gonna get thatcall, and I won't guess that because
it's not there. I think it'sum. I think it's like a distortion,
noiseum from a like synth keyboard andthen like a beat is gonna drop
(05:49):
right here next? Nope. Ohwow, we almost got it. I'm
gonna say. I'm gonna say JuiceWorld. Sure, okay, wouldn't you?
Yeah? Come on, man Spellingsthe Light Juice World? Nope,
all right, I was hoping fora yellow that would have been really okay?
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Is it the Final Countdown? What'sby Europe? Oh? My god?
Come on, I can't even say. I was not on board with
that at all. I did notknow where you were coming from, and
you proved me so wrong. Comeon, really, well done? Do
you know this song? I meanI know the Final Countdown? Yes?
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Yeah, that's exactly what this.I've never listened to it from the start.
No one's ever listened to it fromthe start. That's really impressive.
Just reminds me of job, Job, Wow. That are gonna make me
mishurdle right here, this moment thatwe're experiencing, the pure euphoria getting a
(06:55):
song like that from a clip thatthey gave us. That's crazy. It
feels good the soul as I feelI'm gonna take a victory lap. Now
do the joke thing? You doneed flames or like silks to pull out
of your sleeves. I did Ilet my silks at home. I thought
(07:16):
about it today. I was like, you know what, I should bring
the silks. I should bring them, but I didn't. And now are
you regret it? That's okay.We have this song, hype us up
and get us through the rest ofour Monday. And now everyone else says
too, you're welcome, sleeveless numberone hit music station. That's you could
(07:40):
at least say not to toot myown horn, not to toot, but
beep beep to no horn actually tootsno, no, you ever hear a
horn and go that's a good tootnoise Nope, that's not It's just not
how it works. But if we'resticking with a clown slash magician imagery,
this is this is a horn thattoots's. That'd be a twote. The
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squeeze, the squeeze. I'm gladwe talked about that. Glad we setost
It's next stop staring at that redreceipt and let the Jeremiah Show find out
why you god ghosted. Let's getinto your ghosted. It's a Monday edition
brought to you by Syrilla's. Someoneleft on Red. They don't know why,
(08:22):
Adam it was our ghost Ye,Adam, welcome to the show.
How are you? I'm very well? How were you? Well? Thank
you, Adam. I'll tell usabout you and Hailey. How you guys,
Matt dates you've been on? Kindof give us the full backstory and
we'll see if we can remedy yoursituation here. Yeah. I've been single
for I don't know about six monthsnow, and my friends kind of pushed
(08:43):
me to sign up for one ofthose dating apps. I'd never done it
before, and so I signed upand I have been I guess I guess
you could say dming a couple aretalking to a couple of different people.
Adam, you sound like a sweetman who knows nothing about dating online at
all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
(09:05):
Listen, I get it. Wewere all busy, We've all got different
priorities. Maybe you've lucked out allthis time and you've never had to go
online. I never dated online.I'm the same way. Yeah, you've
never online experience. Yeah, okay, so yeah, I mean, and
I'll be honest, it felt likea robot was setting me up, was
trying to set me up with Yeah, all right, so you matched with
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Hailey, right, and what happenedfrom there? We matched? Well,
yeah, we matched and we chattedfor a little bit, and it seemed
like she was the most real outof the couple of people I've been chatting
with. And I said, hey, let's do you like I asked her
if she likes wings. She said, I love wings. So we set
up a date to go get someBuffalo wings and dad a chance to know
(09:46):
each other. And so we hadsome food and a great conversation, a
couple of drinks, and I mean, if the conversation just flows. She
said she was kind of new tothe whole online dating thing as well,
so we kind of just kind ofbonded over that common ground always works,
(10:07):
Yeah, exactly. And I toldher that I was kind of a coffee
snob, and she said, whydon't we get why don't we get coffee
sometimes? Okay, we're setting upthe second date during the first date,
yeah, okay, And that waswhere we left it. And I texted
her a couple of maybe two daysafter that, just to you know,
(10:30):
set that up. And I havegotten nothing. So we made second day
plans and then the second day,then then the ghosting happened. Correct.
My guess is like she got shegot social media stockery and maybe found something
she didn't That's I don't know.I'm speculating. Well, I was like,
did I not wear deodoring that day? Well, you would take she
(10:52):
wouldn't have set up date too,you know what I mean? If you
hadn't worn deodorant, Yeah, shewould have. Yes, yes, yes,
this is this is this is correct. Well we could we could speculate
all day, but we don't haveto. We're gonna give her a call.
You gave us her number, sowe're gonna give our call. Do
me a favor. Stay on thephone, but don't say anything right away.
We'll bring you back in. Theytend to be a little more honest
(11:13):
if they don't know you're there rightaway, and maybe you know we can
help you out. Okay, great, thanks, good luck. Hello.
Hi, we're looking for Haley.Is Haley available? Yeah? Haley,
Haley? Did you're on my issueninety six five? Kim? Hey girl,
Hi, Hi, welcome a Well, we're calling about a gentleman that
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you went on a date with.His name was Adam, and he says
that you ghosted him, and wewant to know why you ghosted d Adam.
Really, that's why you're calling me. Yeah, that's why he said.
You guys like set up a seconddate and then you poof, you
gone went and we don't know why. Oh okay, yeah, I mean
look, I saw all I neededto on TV. Okay, would you
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hang on a second. I'll playtwo songs, will come back and I
need I don't know what that meansat all I need. Well, you
hang on, Okay, we'll ghostedafter this? Did you my shoe si?
Kim In the middle of your ghostedHaley ghosted Adam. Haley's still here
with it? So, Haley,we we set up date two. Date
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two didn't happen. That's when youghosted and then you said I saw everything
I needed to on TV. Idon't understand. What does that mean?
I saw Adam on TV. Hewas in a Guardians game and he was
with another woman. Yeah. Yeah, they did like a cutaway coming back
from the game, and I sawhim, he was there on camera.
(12:37):
Um, it was just like,why why would I go on another day
with him when I saw him withanother lady? That's so interesting not to
be caught that way? Wow,Anti, what are the odds? Right?
What are the odds you see that? I mean they're so low?
Yeah, what are the chances?Wow? That's it. Yeah, I
know I'm not stupid. I'm notgoing to waste my time with someone that's
(12:58):
with someone else. So yeah,I mean, if they're going to Guardians
games, that seems like there's somethingthere that's not that's not a typical first
or second date thing. That's likea boyfriend girlfriend thing. Right, it
feels like yes, Well, Imean we could continue to guess, Haley
if we wanted to, but wedon't have to because Adam's actually on the
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phony has been the whole time.Adam, Okay, Haley, Hi,
Look that is my friend Gary's girlfriend, Claire. That is they just focused
in on us because I have noidea, but that is not my girlfriend.
I am not in a relationship.You can trust me. Oh interesting,
So I don't know about that.I don't know you like, you
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were smiling, she was smiling.You guys were so close to each other.
I mean, I mean we wereon the jumbo trun What do you
want me to do? Put athumb down? Yeah, you know,
I'm gonna play a little devil's advocatehere, pleased an Adam's side and say,
um, you never really know,uh, you're gonna get thrown into
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like a TV shot or a commercialor something. And that is like completely
out of context. I've had likemany people tell me we're we're on the
radio right now, I mean anything, Well, sure, I guess yeah
technically, Okay, So it wasit was your your buddy Gary's girlfriend.
That would just he was either there, yeah, Claire, he's there.
(14:24):
They're like basically engaged. Okay,So if we looked up Gary or Claire
on social media, we could corroboratethis. Do you feel comfortable with us
doing that. Yeah, I thinkshe has a private account, but he
definitely posts pictures of her. Okay, okay, so we could we could
research that, we could get thatinformation off the air. Yeah, I'm
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cool. And if I'm correct,can we get that coffee? That was
my next question, Haley? Wouldthat make you feel better about this?
I don't think anyone blames you forlike catching a vibe, but if it
turns out it was wrong, whatwould your next movie look? I know
what I saw, and I don'tI don't really don't care like what he's
trying to make up right now,because it really doesn't seem like this is
(15:09):
some other guy's girlfriend. He wasnext to her, they were they were
practically rubbing shoulders together. Um,so I just think he's lying and I
don't have time to beat you withsomeone. Like seats and that stadium are
like really close to each other.I mean, there's not a lot of
space between seats. It's I mean, you're packing as many humans as you
can and there sure, yeah,for sure. And if you look at
my I'm eating hot cheetos, myfingers are like all this was not romance.
(15:33):
I need to know where in thestadium you found hot cheeta that's a
BYOC situation. Yeah, that's byO HC situation. Definitely. Yeah,
I's not commit you know how expectivethose not are there. That's true love.
You want a helmet, you knowwhat, Adam, Maybe this is
your audition tape for other women.Maybe this one's not gonna work. But
(15:54):
this is a guy who goes toGuardians games, brings his own hot Cheetahs,
and he may or may not havea girl friend who might be his
friends near fiance. So Haley,nothing, nothing, nothing, he is
doing it for you. Nothing isconvincing you. You just think he's lying.
Yeah, this whole situation rubbed methe wrong way. And I know
that even if I gave him achance, I would always be like looking
(16:15):
over my shoulder and thinking he's gonna, you know, spending time with other
girls. So it's just not worthit. Okay, Well we appreciate your
time. Haley. Um, I'msorry. Sorry, Uh we didn't.
We didn't get this worked out foryou. Guys. Me to whatever fire
ms at JA Show Radio and we'llget to the bottom of it. On
The Jeremiah Show ninety six five KissFM, did Jeremiah ninety six five.
(16:38):
Kiss f M. Hey take amoment, uh to talk about May May.
I don't know if you knew thisMay unless you saw my Instagram,
which I think you did. Mayis PEKU Awareness Month. Yes, I
did see that, and my wifewrote a beautiful thing about pike. So
pekau a meta blox just sort ofMy oldest son, he's eleven, was
(16:59):
born with was found through that newbornscreening test which they called the heel Prick
test. That was the reason thattest was developed. But now every baby
in America gets tested for PKU,among other other other things. Wait,
are you saying PKU is the reasonfor the heel prick test? Wow?
Yeah, that is a fun fact. Yeah, that's really interesting what PKU
is. If you don't know,If you if you studied any medicine,
(17:21):
you've heard of it. It's oneof those things, remember you take something
in school, you're like, oh, that's a thing, and then you
never hear about it again. Yeah, that's what it kind of is in
the medical field. Because PKU isonly about fifteen thousand people in this country
have it. That's crazy. Rays. Yeah, that's got to be like
zero point zero zero one percent it'spretty razy. So basically what happens is
there's an and I'm almost verbatim readingthe amazing thing my wife wrote that I
(17:45):
stole and put on my answer.Did a good job of it. Definitely
you should have. I support youstealing, Yes, very stealing. So
there's an enzyme in your liver thatwill convert an amino acid in protein into
another amino acid, so it'll convertphenyll and need to tie scene in my
son's liver. It doesn't do thatproperly, So what can happen If you
don't convert that? It builds uplike a toxin in your brain and causes
(18:08):
like severe developmental disabilities. That's reallyscary. It is really scary, especially
when you're having your first child.You're like, oh what, I can't
get my kid a chicken wing?What are you talking about? His whole
life? Never? Oh wow,great chicken wings or brain poisons? Justin
I literally, I kid, younot acron Children's Hospital, sitting in my
call crying because I couldn't. Iwon't be able to have beer and chicken
(18:30):
wings with my kid. I know, it's dumb. It's dumb. Beer.
You can't have beer. There's there'sprotein and beer. Yeah, it's
not the liver and beer. It'sthe protein in the beer. There's protein
in everything. That's true. There'sprotein every very right, and you probably
know better than anyone else. Sobasically, what my son has to live
on his low protein diet, hegets twelve grams a day and it's not
(18:51):
max. Yeah, it's twelve exactly, no more nor less because either can
be detrimental to his brain. Wow. So I don't know if you're out
the month I've you're gonna I'll sharethis with the folks if you want to
hear it. Cool, if not, turn the radio station to feel like
a horrible person for changing the stationabout me talking about my son. Yeah,
listen, guys, you know soit can hurt to have more knowledge.
(19:11):
Yeah, exactly that. Do Ineed it? Do we need it?
Yes? I feel like I'm nowjust finding excuses to use it.
Oh, you're using it a lot. Okay, I like it. This
was a better one than the lastone. This one was worth it.
Okay, good Jeremiah show, he'sgot a focus one track mind. I'm
sorry. There's nothing you can sayto me right now that isn't going to
come across dirty in my mind,that's where my brain is. The Jeremiah
(19:33):
Show, Now Jeremiah ninety six five, Kiss FM, Maya, do you
have crazy eyes sometimes? Well?Ninety sixty five on the way eight hundred
bucks, coming up next to tJ Max. I have a theory that
if you see a person and Ifeel maybe statistically this happens more with women.
I don't know if it's my ownbias. I don't know what it
(19:55):
is, but I never notice itin dudes. Okay, maybe because I'm
just scared of women most time.That's fair. I'm scared of getting it
anyways. Healthy fear of women isalways good. If if a woman or
a person has crazy eyes, whatpercentage time do you think they actually are?
Oh? Like, it's just normal. Good question you can have.
You can have if you you areupset. I know you can switch it
(20:17):
on. But there's a facial typethat has it all the time. Yeah,
not not RBF, but just theeyes. You could You're like,
I'm not gonna cry, I'm notgonna I'm not gonna take her a parking
spot at Target. Yeah. No, okay, this is a good question.
I would say, I'd say atleast forty percent of the time.
The crazy eyes phenomenon is based onyour makeup. In women, I think
(20:40):
that certain ways of doing your makeupreally more crazy eyed than not, or
like vice versa, you can kindof tone them down. Yeah, it's
crazy what you can do with makeup. So I'm gonna give at least forty
percent is crazy. They're not necessarilycrazy. It's the makeup doing that.
Oh okay, I'm gonna say twentyfive percent is just unfortunate. You know,
(21:02):
you've got crazy eyes, but you'revery sane. It's just a facial
shape sort of thing. You've lostme on your numbers. Now, yeah,
where it's sixty five percent, nowit's actual crazy. So the other
thirty five percent is actual crazy.Actual I'm see. I'm going like eighty
five percent as actual crazy really ofthe crazy. So you think that the
crazy eyes are an outward expression ofthe in word crazy, it could be
(21:25):
wow. I think in my experience, the people I've run into with the
crazy normal resting eyes, they've beencrazy and it's come out that is very
interesting. I don't know, maybeI'm biased. Well, I would say
that some of it is the AlexandraDadario effect. Look her up real quick
as I talk about her. Shehas the craziest eyes of any celebrity I've
(21:48):
ever seen in my life. AndI would like to believe that she's not.
That's just how she looks, andI don't think there's any ways she
could ever possibly hide that. It'sfunny. This might be the first time
I'm ever noticing it. Oh,she was in Watch, Um the Watch,
she was in Um White Lotus.She she would be in the fifteen
percent in my opinion, really theones who have the eyes but aren't crazy.
(22:11):
I could see her having But again, here's a non makeup shot,
and I don't see crazy eyes.Well, that's the point I'm making is
that, like, I can't inmy right mind believe that everyone with crazy
eyes is crazy because I think it'spurely just I think she's a good example
of when it's purely just appearance,and it's a lot of Yeah, it's
it's it's the makeup. Makeup effectdefinitely does. But you're so you're saying,
(22:34):
of crazy eyes, thirty five percentare actually crazy. Yeah, I'm
saying any five percent. Wow,maybe you have a lower bar for crazy
eyes. That could be it.Maybe you're setting. Maybe I have a
lower bar for crazy. Oh,like you putting catch up on a hot
dog crazy? I yeah, No, I have pretty high standards for crazy,
I think especially in women. Yeah, women get labeled crazy with no
(22:56):
real yeah for sure reasoning. Yeah, so often they're not wrong. If
anyone's like, oh, she's crazy, I'm like, I need some receipts.
I need to do some firsthand research. Maybe you're not taking anyone's word
for that. Maybe it's my family. Maybe that's what it is. I've
seen crazy family eyes. Oh no, they're just crazy. I love them.
I love them, but they're crazy. Don't text me family cousin Whitney.
(23:18):
I'm gonna tell her she's listening rightnow. She's gonna text me in
the BIX five seconds guarantee that wouldbe funny. Six five up its hime
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Oh geez, we have to eighthundred dollars already. This is how nine
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(23:41):
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We'll climb it until we get ourselvesa winner. So let's go to our
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Hey go Stacy, how are youfeeling today? Good? I'm I
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mean, you live in the townof the best fried chicken in the world,
so you really can't have a badday, can you? Uh?
Depends on the day. All right, Stacy, Well, let's play the
game. I'll set the clock forsixty five seconds after I ask you question
number one. You get all nineof these right in that time, I'll
give you eight hundred dollars to TJMax. Sound good, sounds good?
(24:30):
All the luck in the world.Question number one is this whom did the
Cleveland Cavaliers play in the first roundof the NBA Playoffs this year? Question
two? What instrument in an automobilemeasures distance traveled? Um? What instrument
(24:51):
in an automobile measures distance traveled?That would be this speed Stacy. I'm
so sorry, but you're a lovelyhuman, so you've got that going for
you. I'll tell you what Igot a consolation price. We'll send you
to mister hero hook Kip. Withthat, I'll take care of your lunch
for the week. It's the leastI can do for you. Cleveland,
though nine hundred dollars tomorrow on TheJeremiah Show to TJ Max when we play
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nine and sixty five at four twentyon ninety six five Kiss FM. The
Jeremiah Show is bad for the newshow. This is super exciting. We
miss you for one six months nowone ninety six five. Are you doing
a great job riding the bike?I'm sure you know you're all right into
it? Kiss up. You justgiggled The Jeremiah Show ninety six an evil
giggle, kissing. What are weabout to scrape? For the people?
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For the people just turning in forthe first time, Hi, my name
is Jeremiah, Jeremiah Show. That'stell me again, I know. But
for the people who don't. What'syour boyfriend's first name? Jeff? Women
say guys with the Jay name areworse to date. I've heard that's true.
Do you I mean you obviously don'tfully subscribe to this theory. Well,
I didn't go. Actually, Ican't date you because your name starts
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with a jay. But it isbad because his first name and his last
name start with Jay and he's ajunior. Oh, he's a Jay.
He's a triple I got a triplej oh boy. I would say maybe
one cancels out the other, butthen I have a third one, so
it comes back around. Um souh, it's It's called the Jay name
theory, the idea that if aguy's name begins with the jay's an automatic
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red flag and your love would bedoomed from the start. According to Urban
Dictionary, any guy whose name startswith the Jay is complete crap and you
shouldn't date him. That is hilarious. You are screwed. I know you're
blumped into that. What you arelike thirty percent of Taylor Swift sexes.
So that's a pretty good. Wegot a Jake Jillenhall, we got the
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recent Joe. We have Joe Jonas, which is another double Jay. John
Mayer, John Mayer bad bad,not good. Wow, there's so many
and they're all the bad ones forJonah, is it Jay names or there
just a lot of jay names,is it men? Well, that's obviously
I think it might just be madsmart and you love Cleveland. With Jeremiah's
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fun fact of the day, kissup if your knowledge nugget to your little
factoid piece of information to help youget through the day, make you feel
a little bit smarter. Use hisson, your friends, your family,
your loved ones, your enemies,but don't use it free. Well that's
the only role with Jeremia a funfact. Did you know Barbie's full name
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is Barbara Barbara Melissa's Millicent Roberts.That's Barbara Millicent Roberts. Barbie was named
after Ruth Handler's daughter, Barbara,and Ken after her son, which is
weird, but that's okay. She'sfrom fictional Willows, Wisconsin, ware she
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attended high school. Could you believeit? I didn't do I said Barbie
and I play the song I'm notbut I talked about Barbie. Did you
have my show on ninety six five? Kissa, fam and it's time once
again for your Genius of the day. Someone a sometime thing is so stupid.
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Anything you've done pales in comparison.An Australian tourist is facing flogging for
nude rampage in Indonesia. He's facingup to five years behind bars in forty
lashes after going on a quote nuderampage in the Indonesian province of ach Bodhi.
Moni risbeat jones Is twenty three inclaims to almost felt possessed at the
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time of the incident. It wasn'tjust streaking either. He allegedly ran nude
through a village, chasing geaking locals, even injuring a fisherman by pushing a
motorcycle on him. The fisherman brokea bone and needed fifty stitches. Wow.
He was arrested Thursday, and sincethe province is governed by Sharia law,
he could face flogging along with prisontime. He's doing court later this
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week. That's why. If I'vesaid it once, guys, I've said
it a thousand times. If you'regonna go on a nude rampage, you
gotta do it right here in thegood old us of A. Thanks for
listening to The Jeremiah Show on demand. I Love this show. For more,
find us on TikTok, Instagram andmore at Jay Show Radio and Weekdays
two to six on ninety six fiveKiss FM.
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