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But the guilt is kind of likeriding me and I mean award choice.
I'm sorry. Yeah, Jeremiah Showfriends, Well, come into your Friday
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Junior program. I am the Jeremiahwith head sharing tickets for you less than
twenty minutes from right now. We'llhook you up as they're good vibes now
and always on the program. Ifyou didn't see the good vibes, I
spread a circle k in Fairview Parkyesterday. Grabbed that on the Instagram at
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good vibes. You can call oneas well. Two one, six,
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five, seven, eight ninety sixfifty Chris, kick us off. Tell
me something good that happened to youtoday and you're life? Um, oh
my gosh. Would you do too? I just work? Yeah? What
do you do? Kind of workyou do? Bill? You build?
Do you build a hospitals or youbuild a p to build the people?
You build the people for doing thehospital work. Well, then you build
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the insurance and then the people getbuilt. But sometimes they forget to do
it. Now my eyes have goneacross, Chris. I'm completely confused.
How are you just not confused?On a daily basis at your job.
Are you just that good at it? No, it's confusing every day.
So if you say, I'll tellyou what I would say. I would
give you my full name and socialbut I'll tell you what you see.
Any Jeremiah pop up in your building, you just zero that out for me.
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Okay, Chris, Okay, Iappreciate you. Sit. You're on
my issue on ninety six five KissFM, heads, sheer and tickets on
the way. In just minutes.We are hooking you up there also looking
up with good vibes. Maybe youjust need to hear them, maybe to
improve your day. You hear someoneelse talking about something good that happened.
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It really works. This is liketherapy, but we don't charge your insurance.
Just talk to Chris about it.All right, let's go to Molly.
Molly's up now. Molly, tellme something good that happened to you
today, something good that happens.My son is going to Karama's house on
Saturday. Found out all we knowwhat that means. Mom's getting tartness week
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Maybe. Yeah, that was theslyest maybe I've ever heard. What are
the weekend plans? Um? Nothingreally, now that I know I'm baby
free Saturday. Yeah, the worldis your oyster, Molly. You could
go eat oysters if you wanted to. All right, start by day drinking
form me, will you? Okay, let's go stick around Edge Shearing Tickets
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for you. Next Jeremiah Shall He'sgot a focus one track mind. I'm
sorry. There's nothing you can sayto me right now that isn't going to
come across dirty in my mind.That's where my brain is. The Jeremiah
Show now on SIS see Jem Showninety six five Kiss FM with Edge Shearing
Tickets for you. Let's play FlipIt and Reverse It with Brook from Shaker
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Heights Brook An Afternoon Haiker. Thatwas loud an aggressive, But I get
excited sometimes, am I on you? We're not? Yeah? Do you
want to play? And you wantto play Flipping and Reverse It for Edge
Hearing Tickets. Okay, so allI heard was win Edge Hearing Tickets.
I don't know what I'm playing.I want to play. Let's do it.
It's called flipping and Reverse It.I've taken a song, I have
flipped it. I've reversed it,kind of like the Missy Elliott song for
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the Throwback kids. You tell mewhat this song is and you'll win the
tickets to be so bad, I'lltry. I love you already. Here
we go, good luck, Brook. What you got? What song is
that you want? You want tohear it again? Now? I told
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you I flipped it and reverse it, so it's that's not what it normally
sounds like. You know that?Yeah? Um? Is it a new
song or an old time? I'mnot giving you any hints. You gotta
work for these. Edge. Theseare a hot ticket, Brook. You
gotta work for him. You gottaguess. Um, is it Taylor Taylor
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Swift? It's not Taylor Swift.But Brooke, you're a lovely human,
so you got that going for youAnother time you'll have to call back.
How's that? I gotta give someoneelse a chance? Okay, fine,
bye, all right, thank youbye? Two one, six, five,
seven, eight ninety six fifty Brook. I think she's my spirit animal.
Ed Shearing tickets online if you knowthis song, Sarah Maya show trying
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to give you Ed Shearing tickets.Also, we get a Cleveland confessional on
the way for you at three twentytoday with Larissa who did something bad on
West six. That's all I'm gonnasay the game is called flippant and reverse
it. Let's go to Divine.She's in the ak ridy. Good afternoon,
Haker. Yeah, Hi Divine,Hello, Hi. That was a
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weird initial interaction we had, butI'm here for it. I'm in the
pocket with you. We're gonna livein it all right, Divine, ed
sheer and tickets are on the line. If you can tell me what song
I flipped in reverse? Here's whatit sounds like. What do you got?
Can either again? I would loveto play it again, I thought
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Justin Bieber, I don't know.Was that your guests? Justin Bieber?
I just guessing the artists to getthe song? Come on, now,
play it again? What do youthink? Three? Two flowers? Would
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you say? Flowers? You knowit's against Divine? You got that going
for you, I know, right. I appreciate you again, thank you
for listening to my stupid radio show. I love it. It's not stupid.
I almost stupid. I'm sorry.It's like that when someone compliments you
and you're like, oh, no, you're pretty. But when you said
it's not stupid, I wanted toanyways. Now it's even more awkward than
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this whole thing started divine. No, you're all right. I appreciate you.
Thank you for playing Bye Bye twoone, five seven eight, ninety
six fifty. Do you know thissong? Cleveland Sheering Tickets. If you
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figure it out, you have myshow on ninety six five kiss halfm Flippant
Reverse. It is the game.Alyssa is up to play next. Oh
listen, where do you live?I live in Lagreene, Ohio. Welcome
into the show. Good afternoon,hangar. Sorry I get excited on flippant
Reverse. It it's really my favoritegame. Yeah, you know, all
right, here we go. Tellme what song? Is this? What
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you got? Is it? Don'tbuy edge sharing it, don't buy it
shared. It is my birthday today. It is my birthday today. It's
your birthday today too, well,happy birthday. I'm your president is at
Shearing Tickets. Oh my gosh,thank you so much. I'm I'm so
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stoked for you. You're gonna seethe most famous ginger in the world.
Sorry, it's a bed Steeler stadium, but you can at least get to
see him. Oh yeah, Idon't care where. I'm just so exciting.
It's one of my favorite You arethere for it and we're here for
your excitement. We love you soI'm so excited. Thank you so welc.
We'll do more tickets by the way, tomorrow tw twenty on the show.
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You have a great day. Iappreciate you. Thank you so much
to share my show ninety six fiveKiss FM. Larissa is in some deep
trouble. She's going to confess itto us what she was doing on West
six with someone coming up next onyour Cleveland Confessional. My I'm calling BS
on a theory. BS is beingcold. I love theories. I love
BS because, according to a study, you can satisfy your appetite by viewing
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photos of food online. That's theopposite of what happens. I agree.
So new research finds that if wesee the images often enough, it can
actually satisfy our cravings. This isnot that negates all of the advertising that
any fast food company has ever done. All right, well, you know,
consider the source study out of Denmark. Oh well, they don't have
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the same obsession with McDonald's coke thatway, That's what it is, right,
got to it. They have betterwillpower in Denmark than us than us
Americans do. Yeah, totally,But wait, Okay, I do,
I'll devil's advocate in favor of thestudy a little bits. I never knew
you could use that in that tenseadvocate for the devil devil's advocate rather than
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a smart I will devilishly advocates.Please. Do you ever think that you
want to order food? Um,Like, I'm gonna get take out tonight
and I'll go like scroll door dashor something, and I get a level
of fatigue, like maybe decision fatigue, or there are too many options and
I've seen too much food. Butsuddenly I just want to make buttered noodle
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and not think anymore. Maybe it'ssomething like that. Yes, of course,
of course we don't want those dreams. We don't want those dreams to
iron, I need a fiber,etc. But yeah, I feel like
in my heart and in my mind, I'm craving whatever I want food.
I want it delivered. It's goingto be delicious. And then I look
at too much of it and I'mlike, actually, I can't handle this
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anymore. I do that all thetime. I put way too much weight
into how good I think food isgoing to be. Yeah, and then
when it's just okay, I likesink into a food depressure. It hurts,
like every bite just makes me sadderand sadder, Like why it hurts?
And I think if you have anunhealthy relationship with food in any way,
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that gets even worse. If youare anywhere near the spectrum of like
disordered eating or like unhealthy food relationships, you get into this mindset of like
this food isn't worth the calories,it's not worth what I'm eating because it's
not perfect. It's not the perfectfood. But maybe we can all just
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think about food as the thing thatgives us energy and keeps us going.
There's so much joy. It doesn'thave to be perfect. It's that one
bite that can still be joyful atone bite of like a perfect cheeseburger.
That's like, that's what I wantto recreate a s he look at you.
Yes, I know. I justtook you to that place you did.
You took me to Swinson's parking lot, my like freshman year of college.
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This was for food, by theway she's talking about. Yeah,
yeah, not other parking lot activities. No scary parking lot. I'm just
sitting in my car waiting for somelanky nineteen year old run out and burger
dead sprint with a gally boy inone hand and the potato teasers in the
other, with a ranch just throwthem right into my open mouth. And
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a sprite with that perfect ice theice cube. Senate, all right,
we look what we've done to ourselves. How did this happen? There aren't
even pictures. Oh, there's nopictures. We just did a I hope
someone goes to swinsonce because of this. Please tell us if you do,
take it, send us tons ofpictures. I hope we've inspired you.
You got secrets? We love secrets. Did you see the better? This
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is the Cleveland confessional on the JeremiahShow ninety five. Kiss up another Cleveland
confessional for you. This is wherethe secrets come to It's most times people
say this is where something comes todie. But this is where secrets come
to live on the airwaves and onthe free iHeart radio app. Let's give
Larissa a call. She shot usat DM said she had a confession,
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So let's call her. You cando this by the way at j Shaw
Radio. You got a Cleveland confessionyou want to have on the show.
Be anonymous if you want. Hello, Hi, looking for Larissa that's Rissa.
Hey, it's the Jeremis Show ninetysix five. Kiss im hagarl Oh
did I win? No? Youshot us at DM You said you had
a Cleveland confessional. Do you rememberyou want a platform to talk about Oh?
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There you go. So technically youdid win. Larissa. Oh my
gosh, and you actually called yea. So tell us are you are you
in like a place where you cantell us the secret? You're in front
of a priest or anything? Right? Nor he wasn't really confessional. Hold
on a second, Hold on asecond, father, Let me let me
answer this call, all right?So Larissa, tell us what do you
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want to confess? Yeah, there'ssomething that I need to confess. Well,
my husband and I we went outover the weekend and we went out
with his co worker and his coworker's wife, and gosh, my husband
got super hammered and he started arguingwith me and we got into the biggest
fight ever and he just jumped inan uber and went home immediately. And
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his co worker, his wife,who was there too, actually went home
earlier in the evening because she hadshe said that she had to work early
in the morning. Well after myhusband ubert home after she went home.
I didn't really want to go home. I was having a good time and
I was still drinking and had afull beverage. So I was hanging out
with my husband's co worker and youwere drunk, and I kissed him and
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was one of those things where wewere just like having a conversation and kind
of like staring at each other,and it just happened. Actually, come
to think of it, now,I don't know if he kissed me or
I kissed him. I don't evenknow that it matters, I guess.
But next thing I know, we'regoing at it in between cars in a
parking lot on West six. I'msorry, I've never I've never heard my
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make that noise before. Sorry,Just the thought of being between two cars
and a parking lot and West six, that's your problem, Scary, that's
your problem with this story. Themain issue. The other thing is that
at the beginning I had a feelingit was going in this direction. Yeah.
I was really hoping it would beextra juicy and not extra dirty.
Well extra juicy, and that youwould have like done all this but with
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the co worker's wife. I wanteda little plot twist, but I progress
now we're on the spot like wherehe works with this guy. I mean,
yes, you committed adultery also,but you committed an adultery with your
husband's co worker, hey man,not to not to make things worse.
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Yeah, but I also just havea tiny sneaking suspicion. Isn't it a
little a little suspicious that co worker'swife dipped out just ironically a little bit
after your husband did? What areyou hinting towards? Oh, I don't
know. Maybe husband picked a fightwith you so he could leave, and
then it was in the plans allalong. Then wow, co worker's wife
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would leave a little bit after himyou for some mundane reason, they'd go
meet up. You are you arejust making this worse and the universe was
just leading you and co worker together? So are you not? Are you
not blaming her for this? Then? Oh? I don't know, I'm
not not blaming Okay, saying likemaybe there's other stuff. I mean,
what are you going to do?What are you going to do from here?
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I mean, I mean I havejust kept it quiet and not said
anything. But the guilt is kindof like riding me, and I mean
a choice. I'm sorry. Yeah, I just realized that, Oh my
god, that's awful. Wolf Um, I'd say, maybe touch on therapist
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about this. Oh there we gomentally, I'm not helping. No,
I'm not helping us. How youkeep making it worse. I love making
it worse. It's my it's mybiggest problem and the greatest thing about me
all at once. But any whatdo you what do you think? What
are your options? I mean,I guess I'll just forget like it never
happened. And it's not like he'sgonna tell my husband right like that,
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that won't happen. Hopefully, gotsomething you want to confess? J S
Radio six five Kiss FM. Sjare on my show ninety six five Kiss
FM. We are all going toget replaced by chat GPT. Just by
the way, no refuse because weI've I've got my Bard, which is
the Google AI and we were justtalking about we want to do one of
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our top fives. So what whatyou said to me is the top top
five most hype songs within the firstfive seconds and Son of a Biscuit it
has one Bard came through. Ihave ten. I have top I have
the top ten of the most typesongs and I mean this is solid.
Are we going to play these andsee if we agree with them or just
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talk them about? I want youto yes, yeah, oh no,
But I have such strong opinions thatdon't align with what chat gpt listen,
be a lemming and go with whatthe people think is going to be.
I want to take the family feudapproach. I want to be unique,
all right, say a unique one. Maybe it'll Maybe it's about Runaway by
Kanye West. Runaway by Kanye Westis not okay? How about mister Brightside?
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Mister Brightside is I'm just I'm justlooking, just making sure that it
is also not? All right?Um? Think I mean it's a lot
of it has to do with themost some of the most popular songs ever.
But the way they start is somemorable. Yeah. How about um
how about September. Oh wow,that's a good one. But I don't
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think it's I don't think it's zeitgeistenough. Yeah you know what I mean?
Yeah, think about Maya's y sU soccer pre jam on her on
her iPod mini. Oh I hada full on iPhone. Okay, probably
it was like seven years Um,let's okay, think of a go go
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to the rock genre genre in yourbrain rock genre, rock genre. There's
other genres in there, but I'mjust trying to Lincoln Park on this list.
No Lincoln all right, that's okay? Do we is Aerosmith? Aerosmith?
We have like a dream on inthere? A Smith is not?
Okay, we have Can I giveyou a hint? This might be too
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too easy. It's played by everycollege band ever. Oh I s in
college, Mary, That's the onlything I can think of. Oh um,
seven Nation Army. There we gothe White Stripes. That is the
number one most record nizable hype songwithin the first five seconds. That is
fair, right now? What that'saccurate? So we're good on this list.
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Yeah, most recognizable by the firstcouple of seconds, yes, gets
me. The most hype in thefirst couple of seconds also, yes,
but maybe I don't agree with therest of the list. So that's number
one, all right? So okin that vein? Okay, what else
do you think similar to go topop? Go to the pop again?
I think played by a lot ofbands in colleges. But that might throw
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you off. Yeah, and there'scounting at the beginning of it. Okay,
So we have um ah, man, I think my taste is a
little too niche for this, butonly because it's not like the holezit geist,
like you said, um counting atthe beginning one two three one two
three drum, it's not um paramorefun to hit that snare? Huh Yeah,
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I get that here, huh.Anyway, um, what what is
your now? That's second to work? I was trying to give you another
hint. Okay, all right,we're running along, so I'm just going
to hit him with you. Yeah. Number three, Okay, that's fine,
right, acceptable? Okay? Thiswas what was number two? This
is right? This is where Idon't know how we're gonna feel about this,
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all right. Maybe it's because Idon't know by the title. Yeah,
maybe I know the song. That'sprobably true. Oh yeah, you
didn't know this. I didn't knowthe name of it. Can't Stop.
I didn't know that Can't stop addiction. I didn't know it was the name
of it. Drop Top says I'mgonna win big. Yeah, so it's
not a life of imitation for forjust context. Four was Bohemian Rhapsody.
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Yeah. Five, Lose Yourself?Okay, no, that's fair. Six,
Sweet Child of mine is literally afreaking is it a laundry commercial or
toilet paper commercial? Something like?You know what I mean? Something ridiculous.
Seven it smells like teen spirit okay. Eight at first was afraid.
I was petrified. Nine Billy Jean, and ten Life is a mystery play
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me That fis a misty something.Now I'm saying that song is about dirty
things. I'm getting into a differentYou're thinking that's not Madonna? Is it
Madonna? Like a prayer? Yeah, that is what I'm thinking. Number
ten cool, my hey, Iwins again. My damn it, no,
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it doesn't. I disagree. Ninetysix five kiss Up Let's number one
hand music station. Ninety six fivekiss Up its high between lunch and happy
hour. Well, I love mohitos. So switch on your brains and see
if you can answer nine and sixtyfive on the Jeremiah Jackpot sits hit nine
hundred dollars to circle. Okay,if you're new the program, Hello,
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We're about to play a little triviagame. My name is Jeremiah. By
the way, nine questions, sixtyfive seconds. If you get them all
right, you win our jackpot.If not, we continue climbing the jackpot
with the same questions. So let'sget to call her twenty kin our contestant
to play today. It's Karma inFairview Park. Good afternoon, Hey girl,
Hi, Karma. Tell me everythingthat Cleveland needs and deserves to know
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about you. Um, I justgot my braces off today with the stuporting
congratulation. Do they still give youthe big like thing of candies and foods
you can't have while you have thebraces on? No? Oh, yes,
yes I do, but I sillyeverything. Don't worry you still.
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I was not supposed to. Allthe kids out there with braces. Don't
do it, Karma, did You'renot supposed to? All right, Karma,
let's play nine and sixty five.I'll set the clock for sixty five
seconds. I'll have nine questions foryou. Get them all right, I
will give you. Listen, listen, nine hundred dollars to circle Kay,
all right? Would you be okaywith that? I would sure hopes.
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So. Oh, by the way, you ever been to that that circle
can on Lorraine Road over there inFairview? Yes, all the time.
We were there yesterday and I wasjust buying people stuff. So be on
the lookout. We out there onI'm screets, just making people feel good.
Yeah, so the video's up oninstagramm you want to check that out.
But let's play the game, shallwe come? Yeah, let's go.
I'll start the timer after I askyou question number one, which is
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in Disney's The Lion King. Whatdoes hokuna matata mean? Oh? No,
worry, that's right. Question two. NFL footballs are made out of
which material? Leather? Be Ineed more specific than leather? What type
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of leather h? Calhide is correct? Question three? Besides the ace,
what is the highest card in adeck of cards? H? Correct?
Question four does Captain Crunch's first namecaptain? Captain? Oh, but that's
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my favorite answer of the day.I'm sorry, Carmen, you were great
though. But how about as aconsolation prize, I'll give you some Louis
Tomulinson tickets. He's coming to blossom. Sound good? My mom does one
tickets today? You have tickets already? Okay, Well, we'll play again
tomorrow a thousand bucks. It's timeto smarten you up. Cleveland with Jeremiah
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is a fun fact of the dayfor kiss up your knowledge, nugget.
You're a little piece of information,just a little moment to make you feel
a little bit smarter. You needher. We all need it. We
all need to feel smarter. Right. Did you know the space between your
eyebrows is the globe ella. Thatis also the name of the bone underneath
that space that connects your brow ridges. That's right, globella. I don't
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know what you can do with that, but you know the rules. Don't
do anything evil with it. It'sJem Show on ninety six five Kiss FM
with your gene Us of the day, someone who's done something so stupid.
Anything you've done pales in comparison,And wouldn't you have it? A genius
of the day that comes to usstraight from the stage. He came from
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Florida. A Florida man has beenarrested in charge with burglary, but claims
to be a time traveler. Hethrew a brick through the window of a
victim's home. His name Daniel Dinkins. He claimed to be a trime traveler
through a brick through the window ofa home earlier this month, and told
police he did it in order tosave a baby who was asleep in that
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room from some kind of future event. He did not tell us what that
future event was. Maybe that's timetravel rules are right, You can't tell
someone what your future is. Dinkinsalso seemed to have time for a dip,
as he admitted to swimming in thevictim's pool. I mean, maybe
maybe that's a part of the future. Maybe that's a part of why he
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needed to do it to save thatbaby from a future event. Maybe he's
the real life Terminator. Thanks forlistening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
I Love this show. For moreand find us on TikTok, Instagram and
more at Jay Show Radio and weekdaystwo to six on ninety six five Kiss FM.