May 17, 2023 • 31 mins
Brent thought they were cousins, turns out guess not!? Also how do you lick your ice cream? Is it like Michael Buble eats corn on the cob? Plus what's the concert ediquiette, 9in65, is it 50 for 50 Cent tickets, and Blink fans finish Blink lyrics.
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Long Way, as they say,as they say in jock jams, you're
ready for this. I could notpossibly be ready for this. Jesus,
you guys take long Ways show sixfiends, Welcome into your wettest day program.
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Fifty cent tickets on the way here, Jenn lesson twenty minutes. Well
yeap with that? Another random?Is it fifty right now? Though?
Good vibes. You've got something goodto spread with the show, please do
so. You have a great timeat Blink last night. I know I
did twei five seven, eight ninetysix fifty if you'd like to call in
links and good vibes. Also thesame number you need for those fifty cent
tickets out Monica, kick us off. Tell me something good that happened to
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you today. I got to goto spring Fee with my daughter spring tea.
Yeah, that is the cutest thingI've ever heard in my life,
and I have no idea what's happeningthere. It's adorable. Oh my god,
did you guys wear like the littledresses and eat little little cucumber sandwiches
and stuff like that? We did. They had muffins and they made us
little handprint gift. That's very sweet. I love that. Yeah, thank
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you for God. Kiss have agreat day. Let's get your wed and
stay on clean. But anyway,go did Jeremiah show ninety six five kidsm
We'll give you those fifty cent ticketshere in just a few minutes. I
don't happen next. Stick around forthat good vibes. We continue it to
spread them at any point we canin the show. So Shannon, in
your turn, tell me something goodthat happened to you today. Oh,
I want to side and it wasactually really nice. I'm here no rain
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or anything. I tell you,there's no there's no rain in sight,
is there? No? I meanit was just a little warmer eazy,
No, I would. Let's notpress it right. We don't want to.
We don't want to anger the weathergods and Jeff Tancheck. They will
smite us. Shannon. That's thelast thing you want. You want to
be. You don't want to besmited by Jeff Tancheck. It happened to
me twice and I still got scars. Oh my right hip still hurt from
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stick around fifty cent tickets next.Jall, he's got a focused one track
mind. I'm sorry. There's nothingyou can say to me right now.
That isn't going to come across dirtyin my mind. That's where I'm my
brain. Is the Jeremiah Show nowon six did Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM, trying to send youto fifty cents coming to Blossom. It's
the last trip. It's it's anotherone of these tours. Last time.
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I'm coming around. Help me back, But you don't want to miss this
one. Buster Rhymes, Jeremia gonnabe at Blossom August sixth, Live nation
dot com to purchase tickets if you'dlike to win them. You just gotta
win our game. Is it fiftyWe're gonna throw some coins on the table.
You just gotta tell us if thosecoins are over or under fifty cents.
We're gonna be three shots to doit. Just gotta win it once
calling out play good luck two seventyninety six to fifty to Cheremiah Show on
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ninety six five Kiss f M fiftycent tickets for you him Jeremiah, Buster
Rhymes coming to Blossom in August.We want to send you there. And
Natasha is the first person that getsthe shot to play it. She's in
Columbia Station let's welcome her into theshow. Now. If I can use
the correct mouse to do it,that would be great. There it is
Natasha and Columbia Station. Good afternoon, Hayker, Hello Natasha. So Natasha's
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our go to anonymous name on theshow. Like, if you want to
not be known, we say,go as Natasha. But is this your
legit name? Yeah? I loveit. Well, just know you have
Laura in the Jeremiah Show universe thatyou are to go to anonymous name.
You've done a lot, Natasha.Yeah, You've done a lot of things,
Natasha, some of them you don'twant to tell Grandma about. All
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right, let's play the game.What's going to happen is Maya is going
to just uh give me a goodword for what we're gonna do. I
can't think of the word. I'mgonna yatze roll of coins. That's it.
So it's going she's gonna yatzi rollsome coins. You just have to
tell us whether it's gonna it's overor under fifty cents. If you get
one right, you win. We'llgive you three shots to get this right.
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Okay, okay, all right,let me turn on the microphone.
There is the coin, Mike,let me turn down the music, Maya.
When you are ready, go ahead, give it and give it a
strew All right, here we go. Okay, there we go. They're
out there. You heard it,Natasha, what do you think over or
under? Fifty cents? Over?You're gonna say over? Let's give it
a count, Maya, shall wewhile I'm looking at two quarters? Oh
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look at that? So I thinkyou're good because it's also a penny,
penny and a nickel in that kismath, you're sixty seven cents who I won
the tickets? Yay? Wait,wait, that's not how it works,
Natasha, you won the tickets.Congratulations first try, very good, very
good, and very again. I'llreiterate a very dumb way to win tickets.
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But you don't care, do you, Natasha? Not at all?
Interest. Dumb is the best.Dumb is the best. That's that's my
motto. That's the constitution of theJeremiah Natasha. Congratulations more tickets tomorrow two
twenty on Kiss The Jeremiah Show isback. When I heard your voice,
I'm like and now one ninety sixfive Kiss FMW. I'm so excited.
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Hang on a second, damn itsaid Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss FM.
Mina just had asked me during thesong, am I handy? And
my answer was like a dandy notebook, that's how handy I am. Because
I am not a handy. Ihave executed electrocuted myself multiple times. Well,
I don't mess with electricity. Yeah, I didn't think I was,
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but I did by accident. Ijust I have this complex, this thing
in my brain that's like pretty muchanytime I've ever really needed to do something,
I've been able to do it.Okay. I can pick up little
like hobbies and skills and stuff like, be passable at them quickly, and
then drop them and never do itagain. I did all my own tattoos
on my hand. It stops justfor fun, like, and there's a
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million other things like that. Butso you have to fix a door now,
Yeah, so I think that ifI put my mind to it,
I can fix my door. Andso the dog has eaten the door because
your poor dog, Raffie has anxietywhen you leave. Yeahs Anty's even eat
the closed door, dude, it'scrazy. Okay. Well he starts by
like scratching at it, okay,it seems, and then he puts his
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face up to it and takes histwo big teeth and just like digs across
it like a like, is thatthe goal? I think? So that
tracks. I think he would justkeep eating through doors until he got to
me just right across the way.I'm pretty sure you'd eat through every door
to get to me on the otherside. So the only suggestion I have
there was a hole in one ofmy doors when I moved out of my
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last house, and I filled itwith foam and then sanded it down.
WHOA, yeah, So is ita hole or is it like the piece
of the door. It's not ahole, okay, Um, it's like
a chunk of door taken out.It's not even really a chunk. It's
like the bottom like foot up okayfrom the floor on. The door has
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horizontal scratches across it, like deepenough that I could never pass something with
it. Something needs done, orthey're going to charge me for the full
door. I just can't handle that. As I think of a jillion dollars,
I'm pretty sure it comes out toa battle bagel. And I only
paid five hundred for the security deposit, So I'm going to be back a
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bajillion minus five hundred. If youdon't want that, I think, I
think I'm gonna help you fix it. I'm going to do my best with
foam and standing and then I'm gonnacan repaint it. Can foam stuff.
They make it in a can.You spray it in there, you let
it it'll, it'll expand then youcut it down, stand it up,
paint it over. That's gonna bemy weekend project. I think I just
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had a stroke and in that Ifigured out how to do that. Because
you have that complex too normal brain, Jeremiah doesn't know how to do something
like this. Solve that for mereal quick. Do me a favor,
just, you know, fact checkme if I'm an idiot, tell me
on the talk back. Leave amessage. If anyone is truly a handyman
and has ever dealt with like crazydog scratches and doors or anything, please
like give us a talkback or likea DM. I would love some advice
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on this one. And if youhave a handy dandy notebook, feel free
to share that as well with yourdrawings and name it. Jeremiah, this
is my notebook. Jay show Radio. Stop staring at that red re seat
and let The Jeremiah Show find outwhy you got ghosted? Wednesday edition of
The Jeremiah Show. You know yougot a ghost coming up. It's brought
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to you by Sarrilla. As you'vebeen left on Red you haven't heard back,
you don't know why. That's wherewe come in, and that's where
Phoebe comes into the show. Sheis in Westlake, Phoebe, Good afternoon,
Hacker. Hi guys, how youdoing lovely? Phoebe, thank you
for asking. So tell us aboutyou and Brent. Brent's the guy who
ghost Did you catch us up totoday? Dates you've been on? How
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you guys? Make give us thefull background so we know kind of what
we're getting into here. Okay,Well, it sounds cheesy, but we
met on a dating app, whichis fine. I mean a lot of
people do it right. So well, we went on a couple of dates
that we're fantastic. But um,after our third date, that's when I
got ghosted. Mum, Well,and what happened it might be okay.
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At the end of the third day, he invited me over to his place
you know, which wink wink,nudge, nudge, you know, But
I had a I had to beup super early for work the next morning,
and I had a big business meeting, so I had to tell him
no. And I'm wondering if maybethat hurt his feelings or that was the
reason. I'm not sure, butI really did have to get up the
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next morning, so I wasn't makingit up. I didn't want him to
think I was blowing him off.Yeah, you told him that was why
you didn't just give him a flatno and like take off No. I
told him what the presentation was about, too and everything. But well,
now, I mean, let's assumethe best out of him and hope that
isn't the reason why he ghosted.Not sure, Hell, oh you're not
gonna put out bye, that's let'slet's assume. Well, to this moment,
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I wasn't thinking that. I wasthinking maybe he thought I was blowing
him off, like, oh,you know, I gotta get up in
the morning, see you later kindof thing. You know, I really
did have to get up in themorning. You're trying to him. I
didn't want him to seeing yeah,I was blowing him off. When now
he's so I don't know what's goingon. See, I'm so jaded with
these now I automatically go to thatthere too. Good all right, but
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maybe it he doesn't seem like thatkind of guy. He really doesn't,
Okay, So maybe it's just likehe kind of took that the wrong way
and didn't want to like push itif you weren't all that interested. Okay,
Well maybe I don't know. Itcould be. I just need to
know what the actual reason, like, Yeah, that's what we're here for.
So we're gonna give him a call. I'm gonna have you stay on
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the phone, don't don't say anythingright away, uh, and let us
talk to him for minutes. Sometimesobviously he'll be a little more honest if
he doesn't know you're there, andthen we'll bring you back in at some
point to try to try to fixthis situation. Okay, okay, here
we go, should be good luck. Hello, Hi, looking for Brent.
Is this Brent by chance? HiBright, It's did Jeremiah Show ninety
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six five Kiss FM. You gotJeremiah and Maya here in studio with you.
Hello? Hi yah Hi, Thatis a Hi. Still confused,
probably doesn't listen to the show,but that's okay. There's only a few
of us anyways, so Brent reason, we're calling a girl named Phoebe.
We just spoke with her and shesays that you ghosted her and she doesn't
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know why. So we're wondering ifyou'll tell us why you ghosted. Yeah,
oh yeah, big time, bigtime ghost her. Yeah, oh
boy, okay why I just man, I am just apparently not into what
she is just all about. Ican't deal. Okay, Well I'll tell
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you what I got. I gottaplay a couple of songs. Will you
hang on a second. We'll playtwo songs, we'll come back and we'll
we'll get some more details at itthat hopefully. Yeah, I guess if
you want them? All right?More ghost sit you're o Miya show on
ninety six five Kiss FM. Yourghosted Phoebe ghosted by Brent, who says
he is not into what she isinto. Well, Brent, what is
Phoebe into? Uh? Apparently sheis into keeping it all in the family,
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if you know what I'm saying,Like, h I'm not trying to
date my cousin, but I guessPhoebe is because she's my cousin. Oh
okay, yeah, like first cousinyou went to Christmas and Grandma's together cousin.
I would hope not, because youwouldn't know that person, right,
you would. I know all myfirst never met. I don't know,
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Like if it's like first, second, once removed, I don't think that
makes it any better. No,I just I don't either. I'm just
saying, Okay, most people tosome extent know their cousins yea or no
if they are cousins with someone.Okay, close enough. Let me finish
my sentence before you judge what's comingout of my mouth. Oh dear god,
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it can get difficult to find outwho your cousin is when you have
upwards of two hundred and forty cousins, ands and uncles like I do in
my family. No, that's fair, That's why I asked the question.
So, but not first cousins.These are all like it gets into like
second, third, first removed,second removed, It gets really messy with
the cousin. Charl Well, here'sthe deal. Brand. Well, actually,
let's let's bring Phoebe back in becauseshe's on the phone. I forgot
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to mention that. Oh my bad, Phoebe. Yeah, so you and
Brent are cousins. No, weare not cousins. I don't even know
where you got that from. Whatthe world? Okay, So when we
were talking last time, you saidyou have a cousin who's a farmer.
Right now, I have a cousinof the same name, and he is
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also a farmer. I checked withmy dad. It's the same person.
We both had the same cousin,meaning we are a cousin. Boy.
Okay, where is your cousin exactlywhere does he live? He like somewhere
south of Hanson. Okay, Look, my cousin is a farmer in Indiana.
Okay, these are two totally differentpeople. This is a huge misunderstandingly
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not related. So I mean,that would be really gross. Let's not
put a farmer cousin's name out there. But let's say, for example,
they're like a Dan Jones. It'slike a common name type of thing.
A name, Yeah, it is. It is probable. Not with names
like Jeremiah and Maya, No,but with other names. There's similar on
how many farmers there are in theMidwest, Let's be honest. Okay,
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So so all right, I doI do think it's funny that. I
mean, it's fair. You know, you find out you both have a
cousin of the same name. Yeah, obviously you want to do a little
digging profession, Yes, same profession, same name. But I did we
not say that. Brent just askedhis dad if that's the same guy as
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this woman. He doesn't know hiscousin. Same name. Yeah, but
like how I guess the name?Yes, but we need people from both
sides, right, we gotta pushsomeone, not just like, oh is
it John farmers name? We needto know if these two farmers of the
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same name have ever been seen inthe same room together, now spider man
situation? Alright, well, sowell, I mean, let's think.
So this is getting confusing. SoPhoebe's cousin, who's the farmer, is
in Indiana and brent yours is likesomewhere south of here in Canton, So
different states. Yeah, yeah,so I'm gonna say no, I mean,
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yes, do your fact checking call. Call aunts and uncles call at
the same time. See if theyboth answer. Still on this theory that
I just want to know if thisguy's a double life farming in two states.
Let's yeah, okay, let's ifit would make you feel better,
honey, you can read my twentythree in me because we are not related.
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Very good. Tell you on thenext day we both bring our cousin
just to make super sure that they'renot the same person. Did I hear
on the next day we have arecord unghosting? Are we Are we good
now or we're gonna move forward aftersome fact checking. Yeah, yeah,
it's an unghosting as long as youknow, as long as we're not on
the same family tree. I thinkit's an unost for sure. I feel
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silly, but likeny, I wasso grossed out. I was like,
oh my god, I'd like ifwe get stuff, you know, like,
yeah, that's scary. I getthat it's freaky. Well, okay,
so I think we're good. Ithink so too. We do me
favorite, First, let us knowafter you fact check if you're not cousins,
and then let us know how thenext date goes. And if you
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guys get married, invite invite bothcousins to the wedding. Yeah, and
everyone else whatever. Think that youmight be related to someone you've gone on
a date with, don't gost them. Yeah, talk to them about it
and have a hilariously awkward conversation.What guys, we we wish you the
best of luck. We hope thenext time you are related is when you're
getting married. In a little moreslide into our DMS at j Shaw Radio
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and we'll get to the bottom ofit. On the Jeremiah Jow ninety six
five Kiss FM, Am, I, how do you look an ice cream
comb? Jeremi shown six five Kim, maybe my brain is broken. I
can't imagine this ending in any wayother than a dirty jack. It's not
meant to be dirty, because Ilearned some people lick them up. I
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look around, Yeah, okay,that's the normal way, right up?
Yes, How are you not pushingit off the cone? I don't know
that's that's sociopath behind. I sawsomeone do that, and I'm like,
that is the weirdest thing I've everthey think, Oh my god, I
do it Sometimes I go up andthen I come over the top. You
know how? You know how,Michael Boublet, it's acorn on the cob?
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Why would I know that? Whoknows that off the top of their
head? And you're not driving ClevelandGoogle. Michael Boublet tell me he doesn't
take it like like like long wayas they say, as they say in
jock jams, you're ready for this. I could not possibly be ready for
this. Jay says, he guystake long ways. Oh dear God.
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But this is a man who isholding a prop corn and has never actually
eaten it in his life and doesnot know it is how it's supposed to
work. He's taken it down likeyou would a liquid color popsicle. He
looks like justin Timberlake in that.Yeah, he's got the backwards hat going
on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy who's seeing some of the crooniest
songs in the world. Takes acorn cob, don't he takes it down?
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He sure does take it. Iguess I was. I was mistaken
for judging the lick up liquors.I guess because that is way worse.
That is so much worse than justthe direction of an ice cream cone.
Lick Well, you can't lick itdown though, now over saying, and
unless I mean, if you aresomeone who can bite two teeth first into
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an ice I did it last night. I did it last night. We
got drinks at Wonder Bar before blankand we looked at our watches and it
was like seven forty five or eighto'clock, and Mike, we still got
like another hour. We went toColossal Cupcakes. Yeah, my wife got
a delicious Oreo cupcake and I gotthe cone and I was just Jesus.
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I was gonna say, I'm impressedwith you, but now I'm also scary.
You have scared me today. Myteeth could never I've scared you and
I've informed you, Hey, becauseyou didn't know about the Michael Blue bathing
and I didn't know about the woodthing. Full of facts today? Are
you know? The Jeremiah Show isback? Hey? And now one Kiss
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FM? That was great? DidJeremiah Show ninety six five? Kiss FM?
We're gonna do nine and sixty fivethree hundred dollars. I'll have to
fact check that. That's a that'sa lot of gas at Circle. That's
a lot of Circlequeke gas. Thatcould take you on a road trip.
Combos, the pizza Colon's your comboPizzo, the pizza combo, Cracker or
Pretzel I haven't seen. It's mainlyit's the green one. Yeah, that's
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yeah. Pretzel and a nice anda nice code right Mountain Dew. That
takes me back to high school rightthere? Wow. Combos and a code
red. Mainly because the alliteration,but also because of the deliciousness. Sure,
okay, so you're drinking your snack. What's your candy? Oh,
I'm not a huge candy guy.I'll go with some mambos Mambo it's I
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think it's mamba too. I'll takeboth of them. They're not Mambo number
five. They're lou Vega snacks.That's what they are, aren't They basically
like generic High Choose pretty much.High Choose are good too. I'll go
that's a weird candy choice. Reallyquick, give me yours now, because
we're in We're into it, allright, Okay, order go. I
gotta get a celsius. If theyhave that they do, then I gotta
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get a celsius um a Gardetto's snackbag. I love the Gardetto. Gardettos
have the sesame crackers too, oris that no? But that's a different
one. I think they're way betterthan get your guardets and then what's your
datto's celsius? And depends on theday. But I like fruity sour candy.
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We're the same. Yeah. I'mnot a chocolate guy ever. Once
in a while, yeah, whenI'm craving it, but not all the
time. Yeah, so right nowit would maybe be the nerds gumming clusters.
Wow, it's a good choice.They're crazy. It's a solid choice.
I got a solid gas station order. Man, I need your help
with I'm going to call this concertetiquette. Yeah, is it? Is
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it a poser move to just usethe term that first comes to my brain?
To wear the band shirt to theshow of the band? No?
Is it not? Why would thatbe a poser move? I saw a
bunch of people wearing non Blink shirtslast night at the show, like Newfound
Glorious. I think I saw ared jumpsuit apparatus. Yeah, is the
gold to wear the band shirt tothe show, or to wear a non
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band shirt to the show of thisthing. You're not going to show up
in a in a in sync shirtto a Blink show. That's an interesting
point. I mean, I thinkall of those kind of fit the theme.
Yeah. I do think in theconcert world there's something to be said
for like genuine merch. Some peoplecare a lot about like buying merch at
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shows, wearing that merch around.I have merch from shows. I spend
a lot of money at I'm nota merch by their merch. I need
to know about this merch world becauseit intrigues me. I think it'd be
cool because there was a specific BlinkCleveland shirt. Oh wow where the Blink
Bunny was like in Superman attire.No way. Yeah, so cool.
So but so what is is ita memento thing that you're going for with
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this? Yeah, it's kind oflike a it's something to take away from
the experience and like remember it byum And I think like sometimes concerts are
like super emotionally charged, like fun, amazing experiences, and it's so fleeting
that just like buying merch from thatplace that you were at where you had
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all this fun and like all thesefeelings and taking it home with you it
is kind of just like a pieceof it. So maybe it's just that
people are like really leaning into thatsort of legit merch kind of thing and
that feeling and being like, oh, I got this at the Red Jumpsuit
ap or out of show when Iwas nineteen, and it's my favorite shirt
because of that, and I wearit to this one. I still have
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a black keyshirt from their twenty twelveshow at the at the Queue when it
was the queue. No way,Yeah, that's awesome. There we go.
So I guess yeah, you're right. It's just it's hard to show
out forty dollars for a T shirt. Sometimes it's not tough. It can
be tough, for sure. Andthen if you're the person who just like
wears a cool outfit to a concert, yeah that's really cool too. I
see you, and I'm like,that's a cool person. We're in a
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judgment, so yeah, I likeit. Whatever you wear to a concert
is fine. Concerts are joyful places. Yeah, they're happy places. They're
happy places. Be comfy, behappy. Also, it is a happy
place with circle quy with three hundreddollars and gift cards in your pocket.
Heck yeah, coming up right,Yeah, it's next. Wow, let's
go. It's that's high between lunchand happy hour. I love mohitos.
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So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty five
on the Jeremiah Show. I'm aPalomas too. Just for the record,
in case you're keeping track at home, let's play nine and sixty five three
hundred dollars to circle k us.What our jackpot six sets sits at our
contestant today is a Lajiana from aLaria. Good afternoon, Hey girl?
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All right, am I pronouncing thatright? Lajianaj Lijana Tell I'm I'm I'm
more interested in that than playing thegame. Right now, Let's talk about
your name for a second. Wheredoes it come from? What's it all
about? Tell me everything? Yeah, my dad's name is Elijah. So
they just such like the Elijah partinput on at the end. Gosh,
darn genius. Oh I think that'swhat my son's name is, Elijah.
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So I'm now now that means evenmore to me. Laijahanna Lijana Liijana.
I can't. I'm not gonna I'mgonna say it fifty times. I'm gonna
get it wrong every single time ina different way. Okay, So we're
just gonna play the game nine questionssixty five seconds to get them, all
right? If you do, Iwill give you three hundred bucks to circle
k. Are you cool with that? Oh? Yeah, all right.
I'll start at the timer after Iask you question I'm one, which is
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in Disney's The Lion King. Whatdoes hakuna matata mean? No worry?
Correct for the rest of our days? Oh? Even more? Question?
Two NFL footballs are made out ofwhat material? Thanks? You would think
so, because that's exactly what theycalled. But that is not correct.
I'm sorry. We'll go tomorrow fourhundred bucks to circle K for you Cleveland
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four twenty right here on the chereon my show, Las Jana probably said
it wrong again. Ww raw ticketsfor your little consolation prize. Appreciate you.
The Jeremiah Show is back for thenew show. Isn't super exciting?
We missed you for one six monthsnow one six five. Are you doing
a great job the bike. I'msure you know you fell right into it.
Kiss up. I'm Jeremi Show ninetysix five. Kiss FM. Don't
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worry. I didn't get those cursewords you said off the air. I
sang that blank song off the airjust for fun um. So oh,
speaking of blank, it was lastnight. It was a great time,
great concert. Uh oh my gosh, I thought I was Okay, we're
gonna have to pause the one okay, two things, okay, two things.
Check out the video we posted Blinkfans doing finishing Blink lyrics. Some
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people were great, like Carly,I got no regret. Right now,
I'm feeling this the air is socold and null. I'm feeling this.
Let me go in her room.I'm feeling this. I want to take
off her clothes. Car crushed it. But Melissa had my heart feeling this
got him damn back now feeling this. I don't know all the words.
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She was so good. She's sucha good sport. She loves hamsters too.
Oh my gosh, all right,maybe too much? Yeah, maybe
too j Shaw Radio or six Kimon Instagram. But I did want to
ask this question, and this isI don't know if this this is more
of a PSA to people, becauseI had two different people shout out Nikki
for Mena who came up. She'splayed nineteen sixty five a bunch. She
said, Hi, Hello, Pleasealways say hi to me if you run
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into me. But like I don't, I'm unassumed when people walk up to
me. I saw someone who Iwas waiting for her in the bathroom.
She says, oh, Jeremiah,and then that was and I said hey
girl, and then that was theend of the conversation. And I worry
that people think that I'm trying tolike big big time them, like I'm
some guy, like I'm someone important. I'm not. I just don't.
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I don't know if people recognize meor if it's someone i've met before that
I should remember for sure, Soplease feel free to engage me in conversation.
I'm not going to be like,oh, I don't want to talk
to you because I'm famous, becauseI'm not know. I run a dumb
radio show and if you listen toit, I extremely appreciate it. Thank
you. Yeah, but please engageme in conversation and say hi. And
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don't because I think some people likethey see me in the wild when I'm
not doing the dumb bit behind themicrophone and they're like, well, he
doesn't want to talk to me becausehe's blah blah blah blah blah. No,
No, I like talking to peoplefor sure. Engage me in conversation.
Yes, I'm the same way.I feel like. I meet so
many people, I've known, somany people I know, and so if
someone just comes up to me andit's like, hey, what's up,
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Hey, Hey, how are you? And I don't know if you're like,
hey, I know you from this, it was like, hey,
it's me from so and so.Yeah, I will be so happy to
see you. I'm just so bad, so bad remembering. That's the anxiety.
I don't know if I've met youbefore and if I should know you.
Because there are a lot of peopleI encounter multiple times a month that
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I don't remember. I think mybrain is like degrading. I can see
people in public and know that Iknow them and just truly not even be
able to remember how, like whereI know them from, from how I
know them. Like it's getting tothe point where I'm like, maybe this
is just a person I've seen onTikTok, right, Like maybe this isn't
my high school friend Joe. Yes, maybe this is Joe from TikTok.
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It's hard. I can't keep itapart. I'll know what I know them
from before I know their name though, And that's the worst part. Names
are tough, and it makes youIt makes you look like such a jerk
when you don't know do you knowthe significant other trick or the friend trick?
Who you have someone with you andthey come up to yeah, hi,
this is my this is my wifeJesse and shake their hand and hopefully
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they say their name back and maybelock it back in. But sometimes you
get into that um awkward pause wherethe other person is waiting for you to
introduce them to your wife because theythink they're you're the mutual party. I
know my wife's name, I willintroduce oh, because they they think you
know them, so they want youto be like, oh, hey,
this is Veronic because Maya, thisis Jesse Jesse Maya. No. I
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remember my most my wife's name mostof the time, so I start with
kid. That was a bit ofcomedy on the show, A little little
humor. They say we're funny.I don't know who's saying this though.
Hey it's time to smarten you upCleveland with Jeremiah's fun fact of the day
for kiss, little knowledge nugget foryour brain, cavities, your crevasses,
(29:53):
that that the story of the thing. Hold onto this one and these are
the part when it beat. Didyou know the German part of German chocolate
cake actually comes from an American man, not a European country, specifically Sam
German. I'm sorry, I wasexpecting a more German name than that.
Sam German through in eighteen fifty two, created the formula for a mild dark
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baking chocolate for Baker's Chocolate Company,which was subsequently named Baker's German Sweet Chocolate.
Fast forward to June thirteenth, nineteenfifty seven, The Dallas Morning Star
published a recipe for the cake inventedit submitted by a reader identified as Missus
George Clay. According to What's CookingAmerica, So yeah, German chocolate cake.
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Not because it comes from Germany,because it comes from Sam German,
from Texas. Since you're on myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM with
your Genius of the Day, someonewho does something so stupid, anything you've
done pales in comparison. I willpreface that these two three x NYPD detectives
are stupid, but there may bea case that the guys they stole from
(30:59):
deserved. Allow me to explain,because three x NYPD detectives got themselves into
a major jam after allegedly stealing twobottles of pricey sampaigne from the VIP section
of New York's Electric Zoo Music Festivallast September. A VIP guests confronted the
men for allegedly putting two bottles ofAce of Spades in a backpack that the
VIPs had ordered. Security found thebooze in the bag and meeting, the
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notified the police. They say theyalso may have been drinking at that point.
They were arrested and suspended without payon Monday. Now I get it,
stealing's wrong, right stealings bat,But is it really stealing if you're
stealing from VIP guests? Thanks forlistening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
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Show more to find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at J Show Radio
hen weekdays two to six on ninetysix five Kiss FM
Long Way, as they say,as they say in jock jams, you're
ready for this. I could notpossibly be ready for this. Jesus,
you guys take long Ways show sixfiends, Welcome into your wettest day program.
(00:23):
Fifty cent tickets on the way here, Jenn lesson twenty minutes. Well
yeap with that? Another random?Is it fifty right now? Though?
Good vibes. You've got something goodto spread with the show, please do
so. You have a great timeat Blink last night. I know I
did twei five seven, eight ninetysix fifty if you'd like to call in
links and good vibes. Also thesame number you need for those fifty cent
tickets out Monica, kick us off. Tell me something good that happened to
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you today. I got to goto spring Fee with my daughter spring tea.
Yeah, that is the cutest thingI've ever heard in my life,
and I have no idea what's happeningthere. It's adorable. Oh my god,
did you guys wear like the littledresses and eat little little cucumber sandwiches
and stuff like that? We did. They had muffins and they made us
little handprint gift. That's very sweet. I love that. Yeah, thank
(01:07):
you for God. Kiss have agreat day. Let's get your wed and
stay on clean. But anyway,go did Jeremiah show ninety six five kidsm
We'll give you those fifty cent ticketshere in just a few minutes. I
don't happen next. Stick around forthat good vibes. We continue it to
spread them at any point we canin the show. So Shannon, in
your turn, tell me something goodthat happened to you today. Oh,
I want to side and it wasactually really nice. I'm here no rain
(01:29):
or anything. I tell you,there's no there's no rain in sight,
is there? No? I meanit was just a little warmer eazy,
No, I would. Let's notpress it right. We don't want to.
We don't want to anger the weathergods and Jeff Tancheck. They will
smite us. Shannon. That's thelast thing you want. You want to
be. You don't want to besmited by Jeff Tancheck. It happened to
me twice and I still got scars. Oh my right hip still hurt from
(01:51):
stick around fifty cent tickets next.Jall, he's got a focused one track
mind. I'm sorry. There's nothingyou can say to me right now.
That isn't going to come across dirtyin my mind. That's where I'm my
brain. Is the Jeremiah Show nowon six did Jeremiah Show ninety six five
Kiss FM, trying to send youto fifty cents coming to Blossom. It's
the last trip. It's it's anotherone of these tours. Last time.
(02:12):
I'm coming around. Help me back, But you don't want to miss this
one. Buster Rhymes, Jeremia gonnabe at Blossom August sixth, Live nation
dot com to purchase tickets if you'dlike to win them. You just gotta
win our game. Is it fiftyWe're gonna throw some coins on the table.
You just gotta tell us if thosecoins are over or under fifty cents.
We're gonna be three shots to doit. Just gotta win it once
calling out play good luck two seventyninety six to fifty to Cheremiah Show on
(02:37):
ninety six five Kiss f M fiftycent tickets for you him Jeremiah, Buster
Rhymes coming to Blossom in August.We want to send you there. And
Natasha is the first person that getsthe shot to play it. She's in
Columbia Station let's welcome her into theshow. Now. If I can use
the correct mouse to do it,that would be great. There it is
Natasha and Columbia Station. Good afternoon, Hayker, Hello Natasha. So Natasha's
(03:01):
our go to anonymous name on theshow. Like, if you want to
not be known, we say,go as Natasha. But is this your
legit name? Yeah? I loveit. Well, just know you have
Laura in the Jeremiah Show universe thatyou are to go to anonymous name.
You've done a lot, Natasha.Yeah, You've done a lot of things,
Natasha, some of them you don'twant to tell Grandma about. All
(03:24):
right, let's play the game.What's going to happen is Maya is going
to just uh give me a goodword for what we're gonna do. I
can't think of the word. I'mgonna yatze roll of coins. That's it.
So it's going she's gonna yatzi rollsome coins. You just have to
tell us whether it's gonna it's overor under fifty cents. If you get
one right, you win. We'llgive you three shots to get this right.
(03:45):
Okay, okay, all right,let me turn on the microphone.
There is the coin, Mike,let me turn down the music, Maya.
When you are ready, go ahead, give it and give it a
strew All right, here we go. Okay, there we go. They're
out there. You heard it,Natasha, what do you think over or
under? Fifty cents? Over?You're gonna say over? Let's give it
a count, Maya, shall wewhile I'm looking at two quarters? Oh
(04:08):
look at that? So I thinkyou're good because it's also a penny,
penny and a nickel in that kismath, you're sixty seven cents who I won
the tickets? Yay? Wait,wait, that's not how it works,
Natasha, you won the tickets.Congratulations first try, very good, very
good, and very again. I'llreiterate a very dumb way to win tickets.
(04:30):
But you don't care, do you, Natasha? Not at all?
Interest. Dumb is the best.Dumb is the best. That's that's my
motto. That's the constitution of theJeremiah Natasha. Congratulations more tickets tomorrow two
twenty on Kiss The Jeremiah Show isback. When I heard your voice,
I'm like and now one ninety sixfive Kiss FMW. I'm so excited.
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Hang on a second, damn itsaid Jeremiah Show ninety six five Kiss FM.
Mina just had asked me during thesong, am I handy? And
my answer was like a dandy notebook, that's how handy I am. Because
I am not a handy. Ihave executed electrocuted myself multiple times. Well,
I don't mess with electricity. Yeah, I didn't think I was,
(05:15):
but I did by accident. Ijust I have this complex, this thing
in my brain that's like pretty muchanytime I've ever really needed to do something,
I've been able to do it.Okay. I can pick up little
like hobbies and skills and stuff like, be passable at them quickly, and
then drop them and never do itagain. I did all my own tattoos
on my hand. It stops justfor fun, like, and there's a
(05:36):
million other things like that. Butso you have to fix a door now,
Yeah, so I think that ifI put my mind to it,
I can fix my door. Andso the dog has eaten the door because
your poor dog, Raffie has anxietywhen you leave. Yeahs Anty's even eat
the closed door, dude, it'scrazy. Okay. Well he starts by
like scratching at it, okay,it seems, and then he puts his
(06:00):
face up to it and takes histwo big teeth and just like digs across
it like a like, is thatthe goal? I think? So that
tracks. I think he would justkeep eating through doors until he got to
me just right across the way.I'm pretty sure you'd eat through every door
to get to me on the otherside. So the only suggestion I have
there was a hole in one ofmy doors when I moved out of my
(06:24):
last house, and I filled itwith foam and then sanded it down.
WHOA, yeah, So is ita hole or is it like the piece
of the door. It's not ahole, okay, Um, it's like
a chunk of door taken out.It's not even really a chunk. It's
like the bottom like foot up okayfrom the floor on. The door has
(06:44):
horizontal scratches across it, like deepenough that I could never pass something with
it. Something needs done, orthey're going to charge me for the full
door. I just can't handle that. As I think of a jillion dollars,
I'm pretty sure it comes out toa battle bagel. And I only
paid five hundred for the security deposit, So I'm going to be back a
(07:05):
bajillion minus five hundred. If youdon't want that, I think, I
think I'm gonna help you fix it. I'm going to do my best with
foam and standing and then I'm gonnacan repaint it. Can foam stuff.
They make it in a can.You spray it in there, you let
it it'll, it'll expand then youcut it down, stand it up,
paint it over. That's gonna bemy weekend project. I think I just
(07:26):
had a stroke and in that Ifigured out how to do that. Because
you have that complex too normal brain, Jeremiah doesn't know how to do something
like this. Solve that for mereal quick. Do me a favor,
just, you know, fact checkme if I'm an idiot, tell me
on the talk back. Leave amessage. If anyone is truly a handyman
and has ever dealt with like crazydog scratches and doors or anything, please
like give us a talkback or likea DM. I would love some advice
(07:49):
on this one. And if youhave a handy dandy notebook, feel free
to share that as well with yourdrawings and name it. Jeremiah, this
is my notebook. Jay show Radio. Stop staring at that red re seat
and let The Jeremiah Show find outwhy you got ghosted? Wednesday edition of
The Jeremiah Show. You know yougot a ghost coming up. It's brought
(08:11):
to you by Sarrilla. As you'vebeen left on Red you haven't heard back,
you don't know why. That's wherewe come in, and that's where
Phoebe comes into the show. Sheis in Westlake, Phoebe, Good afternoon,
Hacker. Hi guys, how youdoing lovely? Phoebe, thank you
for asking. So tell us aboutyou and Brent. Brent's the guy who
ghost Did you catch us up totoday? Dates you've been on? How
(08:33):
you guys? Make give us thefull background so we know kind of what
we're getting into here. Okay,Well, it sounds cheesy, but we
met on a dating app, whichis fine. I mean a lot of
people do it right. So well, we went on a couple of dates
that we're fantastic. But um,after our third date, that's when I
got ghosted. Mum, Well,and what happened it might be okay.
(08:56):
At the end of the third day, he invited me over to his place
you know, which wink wink,nudge, nudge, you know, But
I had a I had to beup super early for work the next morning,
and I had a big business meeting, so I had to tell him
no. And I'm wondering if maybethat hurt his feelings or that was the
reason. I'm not sure, butI really did have to get up the
(09:20):
next morning, so I wasn't makingit up. I didn't want him to
think I was blowing him off.Yeah, you told him that was why
you didn't just give him a flatno and like take off No. I
told him what the presentation was about, too and everything. But well,
now, I mean, let's assumethe best out of him and hope that
isn't the reason why he ghosted.Not sure, Hell, oh you're not
gonna put out bye, that's let'slet's assume. Well, to this moment,
(09:43):
I wasn't thinking that. I wasthinking maybe he thought I was blowing
him off, like, oh,you know, I gotta get up in
the morning, see you later kindof thing. You know, I really
did have to get up in themorning. You're trying to him. I
didn't want him to seeing yeah,I was blowing him off. When now
he's so I don't know what's goingon. See, I'm so jaded with
these now I automatically go to thatthere too. Good all right, but
(10:07):
maybe it he doesn't seem like thatkind of guy. He really doesn't,
Okay, So maybe it's just likehe kind of took that the wrong way
and didn't want to like push itif you weren't all that interested. Okay,
Well maybe I don't know. Itcould be. I just need to
know what the actual reason, like, Yeah, that's what we're here for.
So we're gonna give him a call. I'm gonna have you stay on
(10:28):
the phone, don't don't say anythingright away, uh, and let us
talk to him for minutes. Sometimesobviously he'll be a little more honest if
he doesn't know you're there, andthen we'll bring you back in at some
point to try to try to fixthis situation. Okay, okay, here
we go, should be good luck. Hello, Hi, looking for Brent.
Is this Brent by chance? HiBright, It's did Jeremiah Show ninety
(10:50):
six five Kiss FM. You gotJeremiah and Maya here in studio with you.
Hello? Hi yah Hi, Thatis a Hi. Still confused,
probably doesn't listen to the show,but that's okay. There's only a few
of us anyways, so Brent reason, we're calling a girl named Phoebe.
We just spoke with her and shesays that you ghosted her and she doesn't
(11:11):
know why. So we're wondering ifyou'll tell us why you ghosted. Yeah,
oh yeah, big time, bigtime ghost her. Yeah, oh
boy, okay why I just man, I am just apparently not into what
she is just all about. Ican't deal. Okay, Well I'll tell
(11:33):
you what I got. I gottaplay a couple of songs. Will you
hang on a second. We'll playtwo songs, we'll come back and we'll
we'll get some more details at itthat hopefully. Yeah, I guess if
you want them? All right?More ghost sit you're o Miya show on
ninety six five Kiss FM. Yourghosted Phoebe ghosted by Brent, who says
he is not into what she isinto. Well, Brent, what is
Phoebe into? Uh? Apparently sheis into keeping it all in the family,
(11:58):
if you know what I'm saying,Like, h I'm not trying to
date my cousin, but I guessPhoebe is because she's my cousin. Oh
okay, yeah, like first cousinyou went to Christmas and Grandma's together cousin.
I would hope not, because youwouldn't know that person, right,
you would. I know all myfirst never met. I don't know,
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Like if it's like first, second, once removed, I don't think that
makes it any better. No,I just I don't either. I'm just
saying, Okay, most people tosome extent know their cousins yea or no
if they are cousins with someone.Okay, close enough. Let me finish
my sentence before you judge what's comingout of my mouth. Oh dear god,
(12:39):
it can get difficult to find outwho your cousin is when you have
upwards of two hundred and forty cousins, ands and uncles like I do in
my family. No, that's fair, That's why I asked the question.
So, but not first cousins.These are all like it gets into like
second, third, first removed,second removed, It gets really messy with
the cousin. Charl Well, here'sthe deal. Brand. Well, actually,
let's let's bring Phoebe back in becauseshe's on the phone. I forgot
(13:01):
to mention that. Oh my bad, Phoebe. Yeah, so you and
Brent are cousins. No, weare not cousins. I don't even know
where you got that from. Whatthe world? Okay, So when we
were talking last time, you saidyou have a cousin who's a farmer.
Right now, I have a cousinof the same name, and he is
(13:22):
also a farmer. I checked withmy dad. It's the same person.
We both had the same cousin,meaning we are a cousin. Boy.
Okay, where is your cousin exactlywhere does he live? He like somewhere
south of Hanson. Okay, Look, my cousin is a farmer in Indiana.
Okay, these are two totally differentpeople. This is a huge misunderstandingly
(13:48):
not related. So I mean,that would be really gross. Let's not
put a farmer cousin's name out there. But let's say, for example,
they're like a Dan Jones. It'slike a common name type of thing.
A name, Yeah, it is. It is probable. Not with names
like Jeremiah and Maya, No,but with other names. There's similar on
how many farmers there are in theMidwest, Let's be honest. Okay,
(14:11):
So so all right, I doI do think it's funny that. I
mean, it's fair. You know, you find out you both have a
cousin of the same name. Yeah, obviously you want to do a little
digging profession, Yes, same profession, same name. But I did we
not say that. Brent just askedhis dad if that's the same guy as
(14:31):
this woman. He doesn't know hiscousin. Same name. Yeah, but
like how I guess the name?Yes, but we need people from both
sides, right, we gotta pushsomeone, not just like, oh is
it John farmers name? We needto know if these two farmers of the
(14:52):
same name have ever been seen inthe same room together, now spider man
situation? Alright, well, sowell, I mean, let's think.
So this is getting confusing. SoPhoebe's cousin, who's the farmer, is
in Indiana and brent yours is likesomewhere south of here in Canton, So
different states. Yeah, yeah,so I'm gonna say no, I mean,
(15:16):
yes, do your fact checking call. Call aunts and uncles call at
the same time. See if theyboth answer. Still on this theory that
I just want to know if thisguy's a double life farming in two states.
Let's yeah, okay, let's ifit would make you feel better,
honey, you can read my twentythree in me because we are not related.
(15:39):
Very good. Tell you on thenext day we both bring our cousin
just to make super sure that they'renot the same person. Did I hear
on the next day we have arecord unghosting? Are we Are we good
now or we're gonna move forward aftersome fact checking. Yeah, yeah,
it's an unghosting as long as youknow, as long as we're not on
the same family tree. I thinkit's an unost for sure. I feel
(16:00):
silly, but likeny, I wasso grossed out. I was like,
oh my god, I'd like ifwe get stuff, you know, like,
yeah, that's scary. I getthat it's freaky. Well, okay,
so I think we're good. Ithink so too. We do me
favorite, First, let us knowafter you fact check if you're not cousins,
and then let us know how thenext date goes. And if you
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guys get married, invite invite bothcousins to the wedding. Yeah, and
everyone else whatever. Think that youmight be related to someone you've gone on
a date with, don't gost them. Yeah, talk to them about it
and have a hilariously awkward conversation.What guys, we we wish you the
best of luck. We hope thenext time you are related is when you're
getting married. In a little moreslide into our DMS at j Shaw Radio
(16:49):
and we'll get to the bottom ofit. On the Jeremiah Jow ninety six
five Kiss FM, Am, I, how do you look an ice cream
comb? Jeremi shown six five Kim, maybe my brain is broken. I
can't imagine this ending in any wayother than a dirty jack. It's not
meant to be dirty, because Ilearned some people lick them up. I
(17:11):
look around, Yeah, okay,that's the normal way, right up?
Yes, How are you not pushingit off the cone? I don't know
that's that's sociopath behind. I sawsomeone do that, and I'm like,
that is the weirdest thing I've everthey think, Oh my god, I
do it Sometimes I go up andthen I come over the top. You
know how? You know how,Michael Boublet, it's acorn on the cob?
(17:32):
Why would I know that? Whoknows that off the top of their
head? And you're not driving ClevelandGoogle. Michael Boublet tell me he doesn't
take it like like like long wayas they say, as they say in
jock jams, you're ready for this. I could not possibly be ready for
this. Jay says, he guystake long ways. Oh dear God.
(18:00):
But this is a man who isholding a prop corn and has never actually
eaten it in his life and doesnot know it is how it's supposed to
work. He's taken it down likeyou would a liquid color popsicle. He
looks like justin Timberlake in that.Yeah, he's got the backwards hat going
on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy who's seeing some of the crooniest
songs in the world. Takes acorn cob, don't he takes it down?
(18:26):
He sure does take it. Iguess I was. I was mistaken
for judging the lick up liquors.I guess because that is way worse.
That is so much worse than justthe direction of an ice cream cone.
Lick Well, you can't lick itdown though, now over saying, and
unless I mean, if you aresomeone who can bite two teeth first into
(18:48):
an ice I did it last night. I did it last night. We
got drinks at Wonder Bar before blankand we looked at our watches and it
was like seven forty five or eighto'clock, and Mike, we still got
like another hour. We went toColossal Cupcakes. Yeah, my wife got
a delicious Oreo cupcake and I gotthe cone and I was just Jesus.
(19:08):
I was gonna say, I'm impressedwith you, but now I'm also scary.
You have scared me today. Myteeth could never I've scared you and
I've informed you, Hey, becauseyou didn't know about the Michael Blue bathing
and I didn't know about the woodthing. Full of facts today? Are
you know? The Jeremiah Show isback? Hey? And now one Kiss
(19:30):
FM? That was great? DidJeremiah Show ninety six five? Kiss FM?
We're gonna do nine and sixty fivethree hundred dollars. I'll have to
fact check that. That's a that'sa lot of gas at Circle. That's
a lot of Circlequeke gas. Thatcould take you on a road trip.
Combos, the pizza Colon's your comboPizzo, the pizza combo, Cracker or
Pretzel I haven't seen. It's mainlyit's the green one. Yeah, that's
(19:53):
yeah. Pretzel and a nice anda nice code right Mountain Dew. That
takes me back to high school rightthere? Wow. Combos and a code
red. Mainly because the alliteration,but also because of the deliciousness. Sure,
okay, so you're drinking your snack. What's your candy? Oh,
I'm not a huge candy guy.I'll go with some mambos Mambo it's I
(20:15):
think it's mamba too. I'll takeboth of them. They're not Mambo number
five. They're lou Vega snacks.That's what they are, aren't They basically
like generic High Choose pretty much.High Choose are good too. I'll go
that's a weird candy choice. Reallyquick, give me yours now, because
we're in We're into it, allright, Okay, order go. I
gotta get a celsius. If theyhave that they do, then I gotta
(20:38):
get a celsius um a Gardetto's snackbag. I love the Gardetto. Gardettos
have the sesame crackers too, oris that no? But that's a different
one. I think they're way betterthan get your guardets and then what's your
datto's celsius? And depends on theday. But I like fruity sour candy.
(20:59):
We're the same. Yeah. I'mnot a chocolate guy ever. Once
in a while, yeah, whenI'm craving it, but not all the
time. Yeah, so right nowit would maybe be the nerds gumming clusters.
Wow, it's a good choice.They're crazy. It's a solid choice.
I got a solid gas station order. Man, I need your help
with I'm going to call this concertetiquette. Yeah, is it? Is
(21:21):
it a poser move to just usethe term that first comes to my brain?
To wear the band shirt to theshow of the band? No?
Is it not? Why would thatbe a poser move? I saw a
bunch of people wearing non Blink shirtslast night at the show, like Newfound
Glorious. I think I saw ared jumpsuit apparatus. Yeah, is the
gold to wear the band shirt tothe show, or to wear a non
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band shirt to the show of thisthing. You're not going to show up
in a in a in sync shirtto a Blink show. That's an interesting
point. I mean, I thinkall of those kind of fit the theme.
Yeah. I do think in theconcert world there's something to be said
for like genuine merch. Some peoplecare a lot about like buying merch at
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shows, wearing that merch around.I have merch from shows. I spend
a lot of money at I'm nota merch by their merch. I need
to know about this merch world becauseit intrigues me. I think it'd be
cool because there was a specific BlinkCleveland shirt. Oh wow where the Blink
Bunny was like in Superman attire.No way. Yeah, so cool.
So but so what is is ita memento thing that you're going for with
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this? Yeah, it's kind oflike a it's something to take away from
the experience and like remember it byum And I think like sometimes concerts are
like super emotionally charged, like fun, amazing experiences, and it's so fleeting
that just like buying merch from thatplace that you were at where you had
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all this fun and like all thesefeelings and taking it home with you it
is kind of just like a pieceof it. So maybe it's just that
people are like really leaning into thatsort of legit merch kind of thing and
that feeling and being like, oh, I got this at the Red Jumpsuit
ap or out of show when Iwas nineteen, and it's my favorite shirt
because of that, and I wearit to this one. I still have
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a black keyshirt from their twenty twelveshow at the at the Queue when it
was the queue. No way,Yeah, that's awesome. There we go.
So I guess yeah, you're right. It's just it's hard to show
out forty dollars for a T shirt. Sometimes it's not tough. It can
be tough, for sure. Andthen if you're the person who just like
wears a cool outfit to a concert, yeah that's really cool too. I
see you, and I'm like,that's a cool person. We're in a
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judgment, so yeah, I likeit. Whatever you wear to a concert
is fine. Concerts are joyful places. Yeah, they're happy places. They're
happy places. Be comfy, behappy. Also, it is a happy
place with circle quy with three hundreddollars and gift cards in your pocket.
Heck yeah, coming up right,Yeah, it's next. Wow, let's
go. It's that's high between lunchand happy hour. I love mohitos.
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So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty five
on the Jeremiah Show. I'm aPalomas too. Just for the record,
in case you're keeping track at home, let's play nine and sixty five three
hundred dollars to circle k us.What our jackpot six sets sits at our
contestant today is a Lajiana from aLaria. Good afternoon, Hey girl?
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All right, am I pronouncing thatright? Lajianaj Lijana Tell I'm I'm I'm
more interested in that than playing thegame. Right now, Let's talk about
your name for a second. Wheredoes it come from? What's it all
about? Tell me everything? Yeah, my dad's name is Elijah. So
they just such like the Elijah partinput on at the end. Gosh,
darn genius. Oh I think that'swhat my son's name is, Elijah.
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So I'm now now that means evenmore to me. Laijahanna Lijana Liijana.
I can't. I'm not gonna I'mgonna say it fifty times. I'm gonna
get it wrong every single time ina different way. Okay, So we're
just gonna play the game nine questionssixty five seconds to get them, all
right? If you do, Iwill give you three hundred bucks to circle
k. Are you cool with that? Oh? Yeah, all right.
I'll start at the timer after Iask you question I'm one, which is
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in Disney's The Lion King. Whatdoes hakuna matata mean? No worry?
Correct for the rest of our days? Oh? Even more? Question?
Two NFL footballs are made out ofwhat material? Thanks? You would think
so, because that's exactly what theycalled. But that is not correct.
I'm sorry. We'll go tomorrow fourhundred bucks to circle K for you Cleveland
(25:23):
four twenty right here on the chereon my show, Las Jana probably said
it wrong again. Ww raw ticketsfor your little consolation prize. Appreciate you.
The Jeremiah Show is back for thenew show. Isn't super exciting?
We missed you for one six monthsnow one six five. Are you doing
a great job the bike. I'msure you know you fell right into it.
Kiss up. I'm Jeremi Show ninetysix five. Kiss FM. Don't
(25:45):
worry. I didn't get those cursewords you said off the air. I
sang that blank song off the airjust for fun um. So oh,
speaking of blank, it was lastnight. It was a great time,
great concert. Uh oh my gosh, I thought I was Okay, we're
gonna have to pause the one okay, two things, okay, two things.
Check out the video we posted Blinkfans doing finishing Blink lyrics. Some
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people were great, like Carly,I got no regret. Right now,
I'm feeling this the air is socold and null. I'm feeling this.
Let me go in her room.I'm feeling this. I want to take
off her clothes. Car crushed it. But Melissa had my heart feeling this
got him damn back now feeling this. I don't know all the words.
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She was so good. She's sucha good sport. She loves hamsters too.
Oh my gosh, all right,maybe too much? Yeah, maybe
too j Shaw Radio or six Kimon Instagram. But I did want to
ask this question, and this isI don't know if this this is more
of a PSA to people, becauseI had two different people shout out Nikki
for Mena who came up. She'splayed nineteen sixty five a bunch. She
said, Hi, Hello, Pleasealways say hi to me if you run
(26:53):
into me. But like I don't, I'm unassumed when people walk up to
me. I saw someone who Iwas waiting for her in the bathroom.
She says, oh, Jeremiah,and then that was and I said hey
girl, and then that was theend of the conversation. And I worry
that people think that I'm trying tolike big big time them, like I'm
some guy, like I'm someone important. I'm not. I just don't.
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I don't know if people recognize meor if it's someone i've met before that
I should remember for sure, Soplease feel free to engage me in conversation.
I'm not going to be like,oh, I don't want to talk
to you because I'm famous, becauseI'm not know. I run a dumb
radio show and if you listen toit, I extremely appreciate it. Thank
you. Yeah, but please engageme in conversation and say hi. And
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don't because I think some people likethey see me in the wild when I'm
not doing the dumb bit behind themicrophone and they're like, well, he
doesn't want to talk to me becausehe's blah blah blah blah blah. No,
No, I like talking to peoplefor sure. Engage me in conversation.
Yes, I'm the same way.I feel like. I meet so
many people, I've known, somany people I know, and so if
someone just comes up to me andit's like, hey, what's up,
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Hey, Hey, how are you? And I don't know if you're like,
hey, I know you from this, it was like, hey,
it's me from so and so.Yeah, I will be so happy to
see you. I'm just so bad, so bad remembering. That's the anxiety.
I don't know if I've met youbefore and if I should know you.
Because there are a lot of peopleI encounter multiple times a month that
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I don't remember. I think mybrain is like degrading. I can see
people in public and know that Iknow them and just truly not even be
able to remember how, like whereI know them from, from how I
know them. Like it's getting tothe point where I'm like, maybe this
is just a person I've seen onTikTok, right, Like maybe this isn't
my high school friend Joe. Yes, maybe this is Joe from TikTok.
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It's hard. I can't keep itapart. I'll know what I know them
from before I know their name though, And that's the worst part. Names
are tough, and it makes youIt makes you look like such a jerk
when you don't know do you knowthe significant other trick or the friend trick?
Who you have someone with you andthey come up to yeah, hi,
this is my this is my wifeJesse and shake their hand and hopefully
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they say their name back and maybelock it back in. But sometimes you
get into that um awkward pause wherethe other person is waiting for you to
introduce them to your wife because theythink they're you're the mutual party. I
know my wife's name, I willintroduce oh, because they they think you
know them, so they want youto be like, oh, hey,
this is Veronic because Maya, thisis Jesse Jesse Maya. No. I
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remember my most my wife's name mostof the time, so I start with
kid. That was a bit ofcomedy on the show, A little little
humor. They say we're funny.I don't know who's saying this though.
Hey it's time to smarten you upCleveland with Jeremiah's fun fact of the day
for kiss, little knowledge nugget foryour brain, cavities, your crevasses,
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that that the story of the thing. Hold onto this one and these are
the part when it beat. Didyou know the German part of German chocolate
cake actually comes from an American man, not a European country, specifically Sam
German. I'm sorry, I wasexpecting a more German name than that.
Sam German through in eighteen fifty two, created the formula for a mild dark
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baking chocolate for Baker's Chocolate Company,which was subsequently named Baker's German Sweet Chocolate.
Fast forward to June thirteenth, nineteenfifty seven, The Dallas Morning Star
published a recipe for the cake inventedit submitted by a reader identified as Missus
George Clay. According to What's CookingAmerica, So yeah, German chocolate cake.
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Not because it comes from Germany,because it comes from Sam German,
from Texas. Since you're on myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM with
your Genius of the Day, someonewho does something so stupid, anything you've
done pales in comparison. I willpreface that these two three x NYPD detectives
are stupid, but there may bea case that the guys they stole from
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deserved. Allow me to explain,because three x NYPD detectives got themselves into
a major jam after allegedly stealing twobottles of pricey sampaigne from the VIP section
of New York's Electric Zoo Music Festivallast September. A VIP guests confronted the
men for allegedly putting two bottles ofAce of Spades in a backpack that the
VIPs had ordered. Security found thebooze in the bag and meeting, the
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notified the police. They say theyalso may have been drinking at that point.
They were arrested and suspended without payon Monday. Now I get it,
stealing's wrong, right stealings bat,But is it really stealing if you're
stealing from VIP guests? Thanks forlistening to The Jeremiah Show on demand.
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Show more to find us on TikTok, Instagram and more at J Show Radio
hen weekdays two to six on ninetysix five Kiss FM
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