May 15, 2023 • 30 mins
Gina said she got Ghosted, and other lies...also do you have a relationship bit? The Titans girl is from Brecksville!? Plus Taylor defends fans against security and brand new questions for 9in65!
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I licked your pork chop show,friends, what is it Monday? I'm
lost that I started with new tiresand mowing the lawn. It really threw
off my whole It felt like Saturdaychores day. But it's a Monday.
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It's a Monday life day. Soundslike weekend chores, all right, So
it is Monday. Welcome to theshow. Fifty cent tickets on the way
twenty minutes from right now. We'llhook you up with that good vibes.
Now if you've got some to spreadtwo five seventy ninety six fifty the d
MS at Jake Show Radio. Let'sstart with Lexie. Tell me something good
that happened to you. Oh jeez, anything, it could be. It
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could be tiny, something small,you know, just something that made you
smile. Today, I'm playing myterary for a trip that I'm taking it
a week. Okay, where arewe going? Um, London, Edinburgh,
Scotland? And whoa that is?That's not like a just John,
You're you're crossing the Pond and travelingto Europe. That's awesome. Yeah,
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what's the occasion for that? Hasthis been? Like? When we've been
planning for a while, I'm assumingit wasn't on a whim. It kind
of was on a whim. Wejust booked it a few months ago.
Um, yeah, I have somefamily over there, so Lexie, I
like your vibe. Do me afavorite of this theory? If you go
there for too long, you developan accent. So will you call me
when you come back? And Iwant to see if you have an accent?
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But I want to test the theory. Okay, how can change help
you win fifty cent tickets? It'scoming up on the chair by show ninety
six five. Kiss that Nat,He's coming to blossom. I got a
pocket full of change. We're gonnamake a contest out of it. That's
what's going to happen there, spreadinggood vibes. Now you got something to
spread. Something good happen over theweekend. You got something coming up.
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You're looking forward to reach out tothe program. Uh, Gina, Gina,
what are you got going on tonight? Um? Actually I have to
go to work. Oh Um,I part time a couple of nicely.
Well, then we go, it'sgraduation, so there's gonna be a lot
of people graduating. So that's alot of good guy there. We go,
Yes and if you see Gina andshe's serving you a drink, you
got a tip or at least fortypercent. That's the minimum for bartenders who
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listened to the Jeremiah Show. Yeah, chairs to that. It's in the
constitution somewhere, I think, likethe fifteenth Amendment. Yeah. Absolutely,
fifty cent tickets all the way.Next, hang on Clevelance number one,
hit the music station, ninety sixfive, Jeremi kiss am right, pocket
full of change in fifty cent tickets. You know what we're gonna do.
I literally, I swear I wasnot on drugs when I made this up.
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It's called is it fifty? Isit fifty? Pulled all the change
from my car? Maya, you'regonna drop a handful of change. They
have to tell us whether it's overor under fifty cents? Can it be
exactly? Fifty's? Well, whyare you going to do that to me?
Sorry? You named it? Isit fifty? I know? Okay,
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we'll have to we'll figure that outin the song. All right,
now call in to play. We'llgive you three shots to get one right,
that's all you're gonna do. Helloit that's pretty easy, right?
Wait? All right? Two?One, six five, seventy ninety six,
fifty Fitty is coming to blossom.We want to hook you up with
tickets on the Jeremia Show. It'sninety six five Kiss. Good by to
Jeremiah Show on ninety six five KissFM. Hello everyone, welcome. Sorry,
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I got distracted. I was talkingto friends on the radio and I
forgot I come to do an actualradio show. Maya's here by the way,
Hello, my hello, Hello.All right, we're gonna play a
brand new game. Literally made thisup in my car. Um the game
we're going to call it? Isit fifty? I said? Is it
fifty? Where's my music? Itis? Okay? Here we go,
there it is. Now we gotour lives together. Where were we here?
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Let's get to our contestant. Bellais going to play today. She's
in Brunswick. Bella, good afternoon, Hacker. Hello Bella? How are
you today? I'm doing good?How are you living a dream myself?
Maya? How are you? I'mdoing so well? There we go.
So here's the game. It's calledis it fifty? You can hear the
change. I was driving down Prospects, sitting at the stoplight, and I
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was going to play one game thatwe've played before. And then I looked
to my left. I saw thechange in my cupholder. That's crazy,
and I said, well, fiftycent tickets. We should we should play
a game with money. So Bella, what we're gonna do is, Maya
is gonna drop drop an amount ofchange on the table. You just have
to tell us if it is overor under fifty cents. We'll give you
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three chances to get one right.That seems like pretty good odds, right,
I like those? All right?All right, all right, So
what we'll do is Maya will dropit, you give your guests, and
then we'll count it together and seeif you're right. Okay, all right,
sounds good. We should all theluck in the world. Let me
turn this music off so you canhear everything perfectly, and Maya we are
ready. All right, here wego. I'm gonna say that sounded like
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over. You're gonna say over?All right, Maya, let's count it
out. All right. We gota dime, ten, two, nickels
twenty, and then pennies one,two, three, four or five,
seven, eight, nine, ten. Oh, that's very sense. That's
okay. You still got two moreshots to get this right. You're the
first person to ever play this game, Bella, exactly. We need alright
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control you're a legend. Wrong oneright, yeah, maybe two, wrong
one right? Whatever gets to youthe text? All right, maye go
ahead, grab another handful of changethere. Okay, we'll drop it on
the table. All right, I'mgonna say over again. You're gonna say
over again. You're sticking with yourgut. Yeah. I would say that's
a good call because there are threequarters in that cree. Quarters that may
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you win fifty cent tickets at agirl total exactly was eighty two sevens.
There you go. I'm sorry.This is the silliest game in the world.
Have you ever won anything so stupidlybefore? Bella? No, But
they're the first time for everything.I love it. I'm here for fifty
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blossom. You're gonna be there.I'm happy for you. Thanks for listening
to kiss at That Bella, hangon, Okay, more tickets tomorrow two
twenty on the chair Onmiah Show,He's got a solution for every problem.
Not that I'm an expert on thissubject, but cocktails probably improved most situations,
right Jiah Shell ninety six five KissUp m That was ghost coming up
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of the chair on MYIAS show Sat. Six five Kiss FM. Bamboozled.
That's the one word to describe that. Three twenty. We'll get into that
right now. We got to talkabout Taylor because I think we have a
new version of Bad Blood and welove her even more. We love her
so much. So you are thein house Taylor stand so kind of.
I've got some audio for it.Um, so I'll play some audio and
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then you you let's talk it through. Yes, let's do a Johnboy dissection
of this. So this is thisis what everyone saw on there for you
page over the weekend was Taylor performingBad Blood and yelling at someone. That's
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the best part everyone. That's gonnabe a thing at the concert, guaranteed.
It's so good. We're gonna hita hay stop now on it.
It's so good. I love thehey stop. Yeah, it's so good.
And I think character yes, Ithink we're not even um appreciating how
great the first hay is at thebeginning that fits into the song. That's
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like hey, yeah, that's thehey that's the lyrics. And she directed
that hey at a security guard.From what we learned, right, yes,
perfectly. So some guy was beinga jerk. Um. Yes,
so it seems like the accounts ofall of it, UM just say that
there was a security guard in thefloor level like pit area who was just
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excessively like doing the most the wholetime, basically like keeping people from having
fun and enjoying the concert, umunder the guise of like their personal safety
and doing security. When I mean, according to Taylor Swift, who is
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the greatest source we could ever haveon anything, she wasn't doing anything.
And here's the thing who wakes upin the morning says, I gotta work
security at the Taylor Swift show,and Philly, I'm gonna be that guy.
I'm gonna go out there looking forpeople breaking the roles. I'm gonna
make sure they're off the barricade.Like, who is that guy? What's
going on in his world? That'swhat I want to know. He's going
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through it, going through something,going through something. Um. I understand
there have been a lot of incidentsin you know, the past concert history
and everything where there's like crog crushand people going insane and mosh pits and
Woodstock ninety nine or whatever that was. Like there's a lot of scary stuff
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with concerts, and I think Phillygets kind of a bad rep for being
like a little crazy or a halfaccurate. Maybe maybe it's half accurate.
Maybe they had to grease the poles. If you don't know, that's not
a euphemism, that is a literalthing. So serious. So you sent
me this. Brianna Layfield on TikTokshe posted that first one we played yes,
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and then she posted an explanation thenext day of kind of what went
down, and um, I guessone of the girls got too close and
she was getting screamed at by thesecurity guard. But it was really overkill,
so you know, Taylor didn't likethat, And what actually ended up
happening was other security came in andwhisked him away so that he got pulled
out. It's like, hey,you're you're doing too much, bro.
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This is the day that you getyelled at by Taylor Swift. Yes,
is the day that someone has tocome in and be like you gotta go,
man, You're done here. Yougotta go all right one more time?
Hey, hey, stop goat stitsnext stop staring at that red receipt
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and let the Jeremiah Show find outwhy you got ghosted. Welcome into your
ghosted Cleveland. It's brought to youby Cirella. As you've been left on
red. You don't know why you'vegot questions. We have answers. Sometimes
they're not the answers you want tohear. But we're honest. We're honest,
that's honest. We're not here foranswers you want to hear. We're
here for honesty exactly. So let'sget to Quinn first. Quinn ghosted by
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Pat. She joins us on theshow. Now, hey girl, Hi,
hi, Quinn, Welcome into theshow. So tell us all about
you and Pat. How many datesyou guys have been on kind of where
things are left standing right up untilthe ghosting, just to get us all
caught up here. Yeah, sowe've actually only been on one date.
We met on an app. Wehad a really great first date though,
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and it's actually kind of crazy becausewe found out that we have a mutual
friend. So yeah, so Iwent to college with this girl who works
at his office and they're on thesame like work scenes or whatever, and
um, yeah, so I'm notsure what happened. I thought things were
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going okay. Maybe maybe the friendhas some dirt on you. You know
what I mean? Like there's shegave some quote unquote advice. Oh,
maybe perhaps I can come up withmy Do you have any any blatant speculation?
Oh? I don't know. Imean there's uh, there's always the
possibility that we don't want to mixfriends and relationship. Maybe it's a simple
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I just don't want to like getthat. All the drama that I have
in my adult life is always aboutmy friends trying to date each other.
Oh okay, okay, so maybemaybe they're just trying to be proactive.
Yeah, two theories. Valid couldn'tbe one of them, could be none
of them. Here's what we're gonnado, Quinn. We're gonna play a
couple of songs. We're going comeback, and then we'll call Pat see
if we can find out why heghosted you. Okay, I'm good.
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More ghosted after this? Did youhave my show? One? Six five
Kiss FM? You're ghosted today?Leaves us with Quinn. She was ghosted
by Pat. The information we haveis there was one date and then they
found out there's a mutual friend whoPat works with Quinn's college friend. Yes,
Pat works with Did I get that? Right, Quinn. Okay,
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college, let's give Patti call.I want you to stay on the phone.
Don't say anything right away. He'llbe a little more honest if he
doesn't know you're there, and thenwe'll see if we can get him to
tell us why he ghosted you.Okay, So good good luck. Hello,
Hi, looking for Pat. Yeah, this is Pat Pat. Hey,
it's the Jeremi SHOWE Sive Kiss FM. How are you I'm doing?
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Okay, Hey are you good?Thank you? Jeremiah and Maya both here
and we're calling regarding a girl namedQuinn who he just spoke to. She
says that you ghosted her and shedoesn't know why, so we're here to
ask the why. Okay, Um, yeah, I didn't ghost her.
Oh huh, yeah, you didn'tghost me. But you're a friggin player,
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and you probably have a bunch ofgirlfriends and you probably have a bunch
of most CDs. So hi,wait, wait, wait, wait,
so wait Pat, you didn't gosir, but Quinn you told us that
he did ghost you. Oh yeah, No, just wanted to get you
on the phone and tell you whata piece of crap you are. Oh
oh, boy's been had. Iwant everybody to know you suck your pieces.
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Oh wow, okay, oh mygod. So wait what I don't
understand why you You said you guyshad a date. It was great.
I'm I'm confused, Pat, what'scalled? Yeah? Yeah? That makes
yeah? Yeah, tell them tellthem Chrissie from work. Huh, tell
him about Christie from work. Okay, Um, I didn't know that you
can do Chrissy. Wait is Chrissyhang on, back up for a second.
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Is Chrissy Quinn? Is Chrissy yourfriend from college? Yeah, Chrissy
is my friend from college. AndI kind of told a couple of white
lies, but I yeah, hedoesn't know that we know each other actually,
um, and he's actually been sleepingwith both of us and he didn't
know that we were friends from college. So congratulations. I mean, you
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know we went on one date.When you're right now and like, well,
way, you're way back, dude, you're really trying to do this
right now. You called a radiostation, pretended the whole thing just so
you could confront me because I wouldn'tcall you up to one date because I
wasn't interested, because I were BecauseI want everybody. I want everybody to
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know oh oh, now we're spinningthe story. That's so cute. You
got caught. You can just admitit. You literally just said you me
what you're talking about. Okay,wait, okay, yeah, you literally
said, oh yeah, trying tomake me look like the crazy person just
because I told you. Anyone blastedyou. So I don't care. I
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don't want to do anyway. Ijust wanted everybody to know. You're clearly
I didn't call you back for areason, so I think I know why
he didn't call her back. Idon't want anything. I don't even want
to touch any of this. Idefinitely called me back. He's literally lying
now. I don't want any partof this. I feel like a shower.
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I feel like I'm watching a showthat makes my skin crawl. Guys,
go, yeah, and you deniedthat I ghosted you. No,
I go, well, whatever,guys, she's gonna I'm gonna go.
Yeah, Pat, sorry, wekind of got I think we got bamboozled.
I apologize. Yeah, you know, sometimes we bring people back together,
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but it seems like this, thisseparation here is for the past.
Maybe y'all just go your separate face, we'd be done. Oh yeah,
absolutely Okay, then we're all happyending goodbye. Slide into our DMS at
J Show Radio and we'll get tothe bottom of it on the Jeremiah Show,
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five Kiss FM. Did you havemy five Kiss FM? Coming up?
In sixty five we're back to circle. Kay, I got one hundred
bucks for you if you can answeron nine questions in sixty five seconds.
Um, do you have bits inyour relationship? Oh? Yeah, I
took my wife a muffin this morning. Oh right, yeah, she requested
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it. Sure, and I'm like, you know, it's still you know,
it's still kind of mother's day.Let it hangover. But the bit
we have and she started this bit, the bit we have if we take
each other food, we have totake a bite out of it. That's
wholesome, that's so cute. Itstarted when oh, it started in college
when when we were at the Universityof Akron. Right, we she worked
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at this place called the Crystal Roombecause she was in the hospitality program.
Okay, and I ordered to gocheeseburger and I just go pick it up,
kiss whatever, see you later.Blah blah blah. I go back
to the radio station to eat andI open it. There's a bite taken
out of the burger. That's fantastic. And since then that is the bit
is you take a bite. Youknow where it started? This actually turned
into an argument my fault. Sowe made pork chops and we're sitting there
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eating them and it's it's us,and like her roommate was there and we're
sitting there eating, having a goodtime talking and she goes to get I
don't know, more mashed potatoes orsomething. No, she no, because
she left her plate. Maybe shewent to get a drink. And she
comes back and I cannot contain mylaughter. And she walks in and looks
at me. She's like, whatwhat did you do? Out of out
of leafter I go I licked yourpork chop? She was so mad,
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rightfully, so like, who amI? I mean, that's that's a
Are you surprised that's something I've done. No, it's hilarious. You're the
rogue pork chop. And I actuallyI remember I cut my face on the
bone when I licked because I hadto do it quick, and I called
a little piece of bone on theup instant karma. But that's where the
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that's where the I think that's whatstarted the whole thing that I licked her
pork choff. Oh my god,I love that you have like a language,
don't you or what is your bityou guys do? No, yeah,
a little bit. We have acouple that are like probably like to
you're a little inappropriate in funny ways, not in like whatever, but I'll
do like, give me the onewe can talk about on the radio.
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Okay, here's a chill one.Mom would be okay hearing. Yeah.
So one of them is that sometimes, like whether we're upset with each other
or not, if it's just ajoke, sometimes we will revert to like
forty to fifty year old like NewJersey couple personas where we're like, run
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run, How many times do Ihave to tell you if you put something,
if you take the last gushes outof the box, you put the
box in the garbage can. Idon't want to think there's gushes in there.
And then I opened the cupboard andthere's no gushes, there's just an
empty box ron And then he's like, Janet, Janet, you know,
I forget these things, you know, you know, ever since I had
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this surgery, I can't remember theboxes in the trash and the little freaking
I don't understand why you have tonag me like this. I'm doing my
best. Jan Jesus neither their namesare Janual, No, not at all,
and they're different names all the time. Sometimes it's genuinely like Jeffrey the
Gusher's box, You've broken my heart, but we we portray it in that
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way. And sometimes it's just likefunny and we just make something. Oh
my god, I didn't know youguys were the accent. It's hilarious.
I didn't know that. I'm sosorry. We don't do it like with
other people around. It's just likea personal time, good time. So
you sent me this, It's Jemimninety sixty five is on the way next
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hundred bucks to Circle K nine,brand new questions for you there, bing
Bang. You sent me this,and I had seen it for the weekend,
but I was so delighted to watchit again. Yes, the Tennessee
Titans released their schedule, so theBrowns did their schedule by doing cartoon wrestling
things. They did. That's butthe Titans one absolutely blew up because they
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went down to Broadway in Nashville.I'm guessing yeah, and They asked people
on the streets to help them releasetheir schedule by telling them the team name
but only showing the logo. Yeah, and this went. Oh, this
went so amazing. Oh, that'sjust the that was the Browns logo.
By the way, he says,oh, that's just just the follow logo,
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the Browns helmet. So that wasthe first. And then all of
a sudden, this this young lady, she stole the show. We're gonna
go through the Brown's guy first.Oh, that's just this one. Is
the Red Stallions, Atlanta Falcons.Yep, that's the Cowboys. That's the
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Cowboys. Tectis got that Indianapple's Colts. That is the Colt like hostime not
the actually does not exide Jaguar JacksonvilleJack. By the way, that's a
that's a horseshoe. It's called bythe way, Jeremiah, I have a
giant horseshoe tattoo and I accidentally justcalled it a home. I can you
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know what something I'm empathizing. Youneed to be friends with her because guess
what she is from Brexville. Oh, I thought you were going to reach
and hit like a Brexeville too.I don't have a Brexfelle once. Brexville
is a town in OHI Yo.Yeah, yeah, guess what now you
do? We got one now,So she is from Brexville. She's a
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realtor from Brexville. And her nameCheyenne. Cheyenne. Don't docs her.
She's a realtor. Maybe she wantsto come. Actually, if you enjoyed
that, if you laughed, youhave her some business. Yeah, exactly
do this if you know Cheyenne,Yeah, tell her to reach out of
the show. We want to giveher her retribution, her chance to redeem
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herself. Oh my god, yes, can we get it. We'll get
We'll do it. We'll do whateverlogos you want. We'll do just the
logo test in general, not evensports relate. I love it. We'll
get some pop logos. Well,we'll do whatever logos we can. This
is a great idea. Allow you, Cheyenne the retribution you so you so
deservedly need. Yeah, and Ibet she knew the Browns one. I
think she deserves more time. Yeah. So they didn't show her if the
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Browns because she wouldn't know it.She knew it. She's from here,
she's one of us, and she'sfrom where rex view the town. An
O, hi yo, I'm savingthe scene. Nine sixty five, sixty
five, kiss up high between lunchand happy hour. I love mohitos.
So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty five
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on the Jeremiah Show. Well,we start our new circle. Que has
backed my friends, so we're goingto climb this jackpot into we get a
winner, somebody answering all nine questionsin sixty five seconds. We'll start with
one hundred dollars to circle, okay, and we'll keep climbing it. Let's
get to our contestant today. Callher is Bianca. Bianca. Good afternoon,
Hackery Bianca. Spread the good vibes. Tell me something good that happened
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to you today in your life?Um, what's something good happened to me?
Yeah? I don't know. Nothinggood happened to me today. Oh
I'm sorry. Well, let's seeif we can turn it around for you.
Maybe we can give you a onehundred bucks to circle. Kay.
Would you be okay with that?Heck, yeah it would be. I
know you're a loyal listener, soI don't have to tell you the roles.
But for everyone else listening maybe you'renew. Hello, my name is
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Jeremiah. Bianca is going to playa game called nine and sixty five.
She will have sixty five seconds toanswer nine questions correctly. If she does,
she'll win our jackpot. If shehappens to not do that, we'll
climate by one hundred bucks. Keepthe same questions and do it again tomorrow.
Bianca, are you ready as readyas I'll ever be here? We
y'all start the timer after I askyou. Question number one, which is
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in Disney's The Lyon King. Whatdoes Hakuna Matata mean? No worry?
That's she's sang the song. Questiontwo? NFL footballs are made out of?
What material? Leather? More specific? Um? Um, sorry,
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I just leather. You're good.Can you get more specific with it?
Otherwise it's wrong? Three? Umlove leather string? Um, leather,
leathers are very broad term. Ineed something more specific. Keep trying.
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We got time. Um what leatheris? What kind of what is leather
it's made from? What leather ismade from? Cow? Cow? I'll
give it to you. Question numberthree, what's the highest card besides the
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ace? That's wrong, but uhsorry, we'll go tomorrow. Two hundred
bucks Bianca, I still got lovefor you. How about w w all
tickets. We'll hook up with thatconsolation prize. Right go check out the
seth Rowlands in the Bunch back atit. Tomorrow four twenty at the Jeremiash
Show, we'll go two hundred bucksto Circle K. It's kiss the Jeremiah
Show ninety six five Kiss Have fam. We'll go tomorrow, by the way,
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twounterbucks to Circle K with nine andsixty five. Just a heads up
there also tomorrow on the show morefifty cent tickets for you. I will
do that at two twenty. Sothat's that's what's going on there. What's
going on right now? Maya?Oh ask me what's going on right now?
What's going on? Dials? Younever see it coming. When I'm
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like thirty five, a very youngthirty five, and I have hearing loss,
I'm suing you. That's fine.You'll get nothing because I have nothing.
You'll get a letter from my lawyer. We'll get a letter and I'll
frame it. It'll be it'll bea sign of our friendship. That'll be
our bit. That's it. Stopwearing slippers in public. What constitutes a
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house shoe? What constitutes a houseshoe. I'm going to definition. It's
it's a shoe without a soul thatyou purposely buy for slipper material for slippery.
Okay, I feel okay about that, Like, why would you ever
wear a shoe without a soul?Out? It's a thing. I see
it all the time. I feellike, as long as the bottom is
rubber, you're good. But no, not that. But there's a different
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There's a slipper rubber, and thenthere's an actual soul to the shoe.
Oh so slipper rubber is not coolwith you? No, why are we
wearing slippers? They're literally called houseshoes. I don't know. What if
you're just like going through it.What if you're Maya and this is your
thing? You too? What ifyou're Maya and you have to walk your
dog down East fourth Street three ambecause he has to pee? Really,
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Packfrey woke you up. That's theloophole. You get the loophole there if
you have a dog with you.Whatever, faue ware is fine, Yes,
I agree. Actually no, ifyou're going out to Target in your
slippers, yeah, why on theshoe? You walk by the shoes as
you walk out the door. Iget that what the shoes are. I
hope we're not misconstruing like a moccasinor like a slip on comfy, fluffy
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shoe for a slipper, though,because they're making them really believable. And
I'm not talking. Hey dudes,all right, I'm talking. I legit.
Go out there on nim screets,on the screets, and I see
people in house shoes. People arewalking around in their slippers, and the
means free they do. Boy,it's it's like the flannel slippers. They're
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wearing them interests in normal every dayNo, that's odd. No, I'm
with Yeah, I think it's odd. Yeah. I wouldn't die on that
hill, but I won't fault youfor it. Come on, come on
the hill, alright, come likehalfway up the hill. I love dying
on Haile barry man a hill.Someday it's time to smarten you up.
Cleveland with Jeremiah is a fun factof the day for kiss Out. So
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before we give you the fun fact, let's catch everyone up. Mind to
a conversation we were having off theair, Oh boy, which one about?
So you said you were playing sandvolleyball and there was sand everywhere,
including in your belly button, everywhere, everywhere. And then I went out
to tell you about how I getbelly button lint. Yeah from time to
time. You're like, I've neverexperienced. Yeah, how does that happen?
Body hair? Probably? Oh sotoday's fun fact, today's knowledge.
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Like I swear to you because becausesometimes I'll just like randomly select, like
give me a random fact. Yeah, sure, belly button lint is caused
by hairs on the abdomen funneling fibersinto the belly button. What's really that's
insane? That was your random funfact. Click the link and it takes
(28:40):
me to a random fact, Andthat was the one. Today. This
surveillance state we're living in is gettingit's it's getting uncomfortable for me. I
think I'm gonna go be a hermitin a mountain. From fancy feasts to
belly button lint, I'm going tolive in a mountain, do it?
Goodbye? Right? Did you havemy show on m with your Genius of
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the Day, So I want toanything you've done pales in comparison. My
I forgot are you Team Sheen orteam what's the other one? Fashion store?
I use fashion novastion times, butI'm not proud of it. Okay,
do you have any hamsters in yourlife? No? But sometimes I
call my dog ham Taro. Well, I don't know if I'll fit in
this because she has unveiled a fullline of hamster clothes and accessories. What's
(29:25):
shut up? Can you send mea link to that? I might get
a hamster just like a dress it. Sheen has released a full line of
hamster clothing, accessories, and evenfurniture. The clothing line includes sunglasses,
sweaters, tiny shark slippers, andhats. Well, the furniture you can
choose from includes a banana hammock.Excuse me shopping the clothing. Actually,
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they might have that in the wrongcategory. I think when they wrote this
article someone made a typo. Ifear someone might have been high for this
entire process. Every bit of thisspeaks to a lot of substances. Oh
it's cute though, No it is. It is legitimately a banana hammock.
Look shut up, Like, whatwe're looking at right now is a picture
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of a hamster and a hammock thatis that is made into a banana.
This can't be real, so howdare us have dirty minds punks right now.
A double Bamboozo Monday is what thisis. Double Bamboozo Monday, Free
Banana Splits. Thanks for listening toThe Jeremiah Show on demand. I Love
this show more. To find uson TikTok, Instagram and more at Jay
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Show Radio and weekdays two to sixon ninety six five Kiss FM
I licked your pork chop show,friends, what is it Monday? I'm
lost that I started with new tiresand mowing the lawn. It really threw
off my whole It felt like Saturdaychores day. But it's a Monday.
(00:22):
It's a Monday life day. Soundslike weekend chores, all right, So
it is Monday. Welcome to theshow. Fifty cent tickets on the way
twenty minutes from right now. We'llhook you up with that good vibes.
Now if you've got some to spreadtwo five seventy ninety six fifty the d
MS at Jake Show Radio. Let'sstart with Lexie. Tell me something good
that happened to you. Oh jeez, anything, it could be. It
(00:44):
could be tiny, something small,you know, just something that made you
smile. Today, I'm playing myterary for a trip that I'm taking it
a week. Okay, where arewe going? Um, London, Edinburgh,
Scotland? And whoa that is?That's not like a just John,
You're you're crossing the Pond and travelingto Europe. That's awesome. Yeah,
(01:06):
what's the occasion for that? Hasthis been? Like? When we've been
planning for a while, I'm assumingit wasn't on a whim. It kind
of was on a whim. Wejust booked it a few months ago.
Um, yeah, I have somefamily over there, so Lexie, I
like your vibe. Do me afavorite of this theory? If you go
there for too long, you developan accent. So will you call me
when you come back? And Iwant to see if you have an accent?
(01:27):
But I want to test the theory. Okay, how can change help
you win fifty cent tickets? It'scoming up on the chair by show ninety
six five. Kiss that Nat,He's coming to blossom. I got a
pocket full of change. We're gonnamake a contest out of it. That's
what's going to happen there, spreadinggood vibes. Now you got something to
spread. Something good happen over theweekend. You got something coming up.
(01:49):
You're looking forward to reach out tothe program. Uh, Gina, Gina,
what are you got going on tonight? Um? Actually I have to
go to work. Oh Um,I part time a couple of nicely.
Well, then we go, it'sgraduation, so there's gonna be a lot
of people graduating. So that's alot of good guy there. We go,
Yes and if you see Gina andshe's serving you a drink, you
got a tip or at least fortypercent. That's the minimum for bartenders who
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listened to the Jeremiah Show. Yeah, chairs to that. It's in the
constitution somewhere, I think, likethe fifteenth Amendment. Yeah. Absolutely,
fifty cent tickets all the way.Next, hang on Clevelance number one,
hit the music station, ninety sixfive, Jeremi kiss am right, pocket
full of change in fifty cent tickets. You know what we're gonna do.
I literally, I swear I wasnot on drugs when I made this up.
(02:38):
It's called is it fifty? Isit fifty? Pulled all the change
from my car? Maya, you'regonna drop a handful of change. They
have to tell us whether it's overor under fifty cents? Can it be
exactly? Fifty's? Well, whyare you going to do that to me?
Sorry? You named it? Isit fifty? I know? Okay,
(02:58):
we'll have to we'll figure that outin the song. All right,
now call in to play. We'llgive you three shots to get one right,
that's all you're gonna do. Helloit that's pretty easy, right?
Wait? All right? Two?One, six five, seventy ninety six,
fifty Fitty is coming to blossom.We want to hook you up with
tickets on the Jeremia Show. It'sninety six five Kiss. Good by to
Jeremiah Show on ninety six five KissFM. Hello everyone, welcome. Sorry,
(03:19):
I got distracted. I was talkingto friends on the radio and I
forgot I come to do an actualradio show. Maya's here by the way,
Hello, my hello, Hello.All right, we're gonna play a
brand new game. Literally made thisup in my car. Um the game
we're going to call it? Isit fifty? I said? Is it
fifty? Where's my music? Itis? Okay? Here we go,
there it is. Now we gotour lives together. Where were we here?
(03:43):
Let's get to our contestant. Bellais going to play today. She's
in Brunswick. Bella, good afternoon, Hacker. Hello Bella? How are
you today? I'm doing good?How are you living a dream myself?
Maya? How are you? I'mdoing so well? There we go.
So here's the game. It's calledis it fifty? You can hear the
change. I was driving down Prospects, sitting at the stoplight, and I
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was going to play one game thatwe've played before. And then I looked
to my left. I saw thechange in my cupholder. That's crazy,
and I said, well, fiftycent tickets. We should we should play
a game with money. So Bella, what we're gonna do is, Maya
is gonna drop drop an amount ofchange on the table. You just have
to tell us if it is overor under fifty cents. We'll give you
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three chances to get one right.That seems like pretty good odds, right,
I like those? All right?All right, all right, So
what we'll do is Maya will dropit, you give your guests, and
then we'll count it together and seeif you're right. Okay, all right,
sounds good. We should all theluck in the world. Let me
turn this music off so you canhear everything perfectly, and Maya we are
ready. All right, here wego. I'm gonna say that sounded like
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over. You're gonna say over?All right, Maya, let's count it
out. All right. We gota dime, ten, two, nickels
twenty, and then pennies one,two, three, four or five,
seven, eight, nine, ten. Oh, that's very sense. That's
okay. You still got two moreshots to get this right. You're the
first person to ever play this game, Bella, exactly. We need alright
(05:11):
control you're a legend. Wrong oneright, yeah, maybe two, wrong
one right? Whatever gets to youthe text? All right, maye go
ahead, grab another handful of changethere. Okay, we'll drop it on
the table. All right, I'mgonna say over again. You're gonna say
over again. You're sticking with yourgut. Yeah. I would say that's
a good call because there are threequarters in that cree. Quarters that may
(05:32):
you win fifty cent tickets at agirl total exactly was eighty two sevens.
There you go. I'm sorry.This is the silliest game in the world.
Have you ever won anything so stupidlybefore? Bella? No, But
they're the first time for everything.I love it. I'm here for fifty
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blossom. You're gonna be there.I'm happy for you. Thanks for listening
to kiss at That Bella, hangon, Okay, more tickets tomorrow two
twenty on the chair Onmiah Show,He's got a solution for every problem.
Not that I'm an expert on thissubject, but cocktails probably improved most situations,
right Jiah Shell ninety six five KissUp m That was ghost coming up
(06:16):
of the chair on MYIAS show Sat. Six five Kiss FM. Bamboozled.
That's the one word to describe that. Three twenty. We'll get into that
right now. We got to talkabout Taylor because I think we have a
new version of Bad Blood and welove her even more. We love her
so much. So you are thein house Taylor stand so kind of.
I've got some audio for it.Um, so I'll play some audio and
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then you you let's talk it through. Yes, let's do a Johnboy dissection
of this. So this is thisis what everyone saw on there for you
page over the weekend was Taylor performingBad Blood and yelling at someone. That's
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the best part everyone. That's gonnabe a thing at the concert, guaranteed.
It's so good. We're gonna hita hay stop now on it.
It's so good. I love thehey stop. Yeah, it's so good.
And I think character yes, Ithink we're not even um appreciating how
great the first hay is at thebeginning that fits into the song. That's
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like hey, yeah, that's thehey that's the lyrics. And she directed
that hey at a security guard.From what we learned, right, yes,
perfectly. So some guy was beinga jerk. Um. Yes,
so it seems like the accounts ofall of it, UM just say that
there was a security guard in thefloor level like pit area who was just
(07:47):
excessively like doing the most the wholetime, basically like keeping people from having
fun and enjoying the concert, umunder the guise of like their personal safety
and doing security. When I mean, according to Taylor Swift, who is
(08:07):
the greatest source we could ever haveon anything, she wasn't doing anything.
And here's the thing who wakes upin the morning says, I gotta work
security at the Taylor Swift show,and Philly, I'm gonna be that guy.
I'm gonna go out there looking forpeople breaking the roles. I'm gonna
make sure they're off the barricade.Like, who is that guy? What's
going on in his world? That'swhat I want to know. He's going
(08:28):
through it, going through something,going through something. Um. I understand
there have been a lot of incidentsin you know, the past concert history
and everything where there's like crog crushand people going insane and mosh pits and
Woodstock ninety nine or whatever that was. Like there's a lot of scary stuff
(08:52):
with concerts, and I think Phillygets kind of a bad rep for being
like a little crazy or a halfaccurate. Maybe maybe it's half accurate.
Maybe they had to grease the poles. If you don't know, that's not
a euphemism, that is a literalthing. So serious. So you sent
me this. Brianna Layfield on TikTokshe posted that first one we played yes,
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and then she posted an explanation thenext day of kind of what went
down, and um, I guessone of the girls got too close and
she was getting screamed at by thesecurity guard. But it was really overkill,
so you know, Taylor didn't likethat, And what actually ended up
happening was other security came in andwhisked him away so that he got pulled
out. It's like, hey,you're you're doing too much, bro.
(09:37):
This is the day that you getyelled at by Taylor Swift. Yes,
is the day that someone has tocome in and be like you gotta go,
man, You're done here. Yougotta go all right one more time?
Hey, hey, stop goat stitsnext stop staring at that red receipt
(10:03):
and let the Jeremiah Show find outwhy you got ghosted. Welcome into your
ghosted Cleveland. It's brought to youby Cirella. As you've been left on
red. You don't know why you'vegot questions. We have answers. Sometimes
they're not the answers you want tohear. But we're honest. We're honest,
that's honest. We're not here foranswers you want to hear. We're
here for honesty exactly. So let'sget to Quinn first. Quinn ghosted by
(10:24):
Pat. She joins us on theshow. Now, hey girl, Hi,
hi, Quinn, Welcome into theshow. So tell us all about
you and Pat. How many datesyou guys have been on kind of where
things are left standing right up untilthe ghosting, just to get us all
caught up here. Yeah, sowe've actually only been on one date.
We met on an app. Wehad a really great first date though,
(10:45):
and it's actually kind of crazy becausewe found out that we have a mutual
friend. So yeah, so Iwent to college with this girl who works
at his office and they're on thesame like work scenes or whatever, and
um, yeah, so I'm notsure what happened. I thought things were
(11:07):
going okay. Maybe maybe the friendhas some dirt on you. You know
what I mean? Like there's shegave some quote unquote advice. Oh,
maybe perhaps I can come up withmy Do you have any any blatant speculation?
Oh? I don't know. Imean there's uh, there's always the
possibility that we don't want to mixfriends and relationship. Maybe it's a simple
(11:31):
I just don't want to like getthat. All the drama that I have
in my adult life is always aboutmy friends trying to date each other.
Oh okay, okay, so maybemaybe they're just trying to be proactive.
Yeah, two theories. Valid couldn'tbe one of them, could be none
of them. Here's what we're gonnado, Quinn. We're gonna play a
couple of songs. We're going comeback, and then we'll call Pat see
if we can find out why heghosted you. Okay, I'm good.
(11:52):
More ghosted after this? Did youhave my show? One? Six five
Kiss FM? You're ghosted today?Leaves us with Quinn. She was ghosted
by Pat. The information we haveis there was one date and then they
found out there's a mutual friend whoPat works with Quinn's college friend. Yes,
Pat works with Did I get that? Right, Quinn. Okay,
(12:13):
college, let's give Patti call.I want you to stay on the phone.
Don't say anything right away. He'llbe a little more honest if he
doesn't know you're there, and thenwe'll see if we can get him to
tell us why he ghosted you.Okay, So good good luck. Hello,
Hi, looking for Pat. Yeah, this is Pat Pat. Hey,
it's the Jeremi SHOWE Sive Kiss FM. How are you I'm doing?
(12:33):
Okay, Hey are you good?Thank you? Jeremiah and Maya both here
and we're calling regarding a girl namedQuinn who he just spoke to. She
says that you ghosted her and shedoesn't know why, so we're here to
ask the why. Okay, Um, yeah, I didn't ghost her.
Oh huh, yeah, you didn'tghost me. But you're a friggin player,
(12:54):
and you probably have a bunch ofgirlfriends and you probably have a bunch
of most CDs. So hi,wait, wait, wait, wait,
so wait Pat, you didn't gosir, but Quinn you told us that
he did ghost you. Oh yeah, No, just wanted to get you
on the phone and tell you whata piece of crap you are. Oh
oh, boy's been had. Iwant everybody to know you suck your pieces.
(13:18):
Oh wow, okay, oh mygod. So wait what I don't
understand why you You said you guyshad a date. It was great.
I'm I'm confused, Pat, what'scalled? Yeah? Yeah? That makes
yeah? Yeah, tell them tellthem Chrissie from work. Huh, tell
him about Christie from work. Okay, Um, I didn't know that you
can do Chrissy. Wait is Chrissyhang on, back up for a second.
(13:43):
Is Chrissy Quinn? Is Chrissy yourfriend from college? Yeah, Chrissy
is my friend from college. AndI kind of told a couple of white
lies, but I yeah, hedoesn't know that we know each other actually,
um, and he's actually been sleepingwith both of us and he didn't
know that we were friends from college. So congratulations. I mean, you
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know we went on one date.When you're right now and like, well,
way, you're way back, dude, you're really trying to do this
right now. You called a radiostation, pretended the whole thing just so
you could confront me because I wouldn'tcall you up to one date because I
wasn't interested, because I were BecauseI want everybody. I want everybody to
(14:31):
know oh oh, now we're spinningthe story. That's so cute. You
got caught. You can just admitit. You literally just said you me
what you're talking about. Okay,wait, okay, yeah, you literally
said, oh yeah, trying tomake me look like the crazy person just
because I told you. Anyone blastedyou. So I don't care. I
(14:52):
don't want to do anyway. Ijust wanted everybody to know. You're clearly
I didn't call you back for areason, so I think I know why
he didn't call her back. Idon't want anything. I don't even want
to touch any of this. Idefinitely called me back. He's literally lying
now. I don't want any partof this. I feel like a shower.
(15:13):
I feel like I'm watching a showthat makes my skin crawl. Guys,
go, yeah, and you deniedthat I ghosted you. No,
I go, well, whatever,guys, she's gonna I'm gonna go.
Yeah, Pat, sorry, wekind of got I think we got bamboozled.
I apologize. Yeah, you know, sometimes we bring people back together,
(15:33):
but it seems like this, thisseparation here is for the past.
Maybe y'all just go your separate face, we'd be done. Oh yeah,
absolutely Okay, then we're all happyending goodbye. Slide into our DMS at
J Show Radio and we'll get tothe bottom of it on the Jeremiah Show,
(15:54):
five Kiss FM. Did you havemy five Kiss FM? Coming up?
In sixty five we're back to circle. Kay, I got one hundred
bucks for you if you can answeron nine questions in sixty five seconds.
Um, do you have bits inyour relationship? Oh? Yeah, I
took my wife a muffin this morning. Oh right, yeah, she requested
(16:15):
it. Sure, and I'm like, you know, it's still you know,
it's still kind of mother's day.Let it hangover. But the bit
we have and she started this bit, the bit we have if we take
each other food, we have totake a bite out of it. That's
wholesome, that's so cute. Itstarted when oh, it started in college
when when we were at the Universityof Akron. Right, we she worked
(16:38):
at this place called the Crystal Roombecause she was in the hospitality program.
Okay, and I ordered to gocheeseburger and I just go pick it up,
kiss whatever, see you later.Blah blah blah. I go back
to the radio station to eat andI open it. There's a bite taken
out of the burger. That's fantastic. And since then that is the bit
is you take a bite. Youknow where it started? This actually turned
into an argument my fault. Sowe made pork chops and we're sitting there
(17:04):
eating them and it's it's us,and like her roommate was there and we're
sitting there eating, having a goodtime talking and she goes to get I
don't know, more mashed potatoes orsomething. No, she no, because
she left her plate. Maybe shewent to get a drink. And she
comes back and I cannot contain mylaughter. And she walks in and looks
at me. She's like, whatwhat did you do? Out of out
of leafter I go I licked yourpork chop? She was so mad,
(17:27):
rightfully, so like, who amI? I mean, that's that's a
Are you surprised that's something I've done. No, it's hilarious. You're the
rogue pork chop. And I actuallyI remember I cut my face on the
bone when I licked because I hadto do it quick, and I called
a little piece of bone on theup instant karma. But that's where the
(17:47):
that's where the I think that's whatstarted the whole thing that I licked her
pork choff. Oh my god,I love that you have like a language,
don't you or what is your bityou guys do? No, yeah,
a little bit. We have acouple that are like probably like to
you're a little inappropriate in funny ways, not in like whatever, but I'll
do like, give me the onewe can talk about on the radio.
(18:08):
Okay, here's a chill one.Mom would be okay hearing. Yeah.
So one of them is that sometimes, like whether we're upset with each other
or not, if it's just ajoke, sometimes we will revert to like
forty to fifty year old like NewJersey couple personas where we're like, run
(18:32):
run, How many times do Ihave to tell you if you put something,
if you take the last gushes outof the box, you put the
box in the garbage can. Idon't want to think there's gushes in there.
And then I opened the cupboard andthere's no gushes, there's just an
empty box ron And then he's like, Janet, Janet, you know,
I forget these things, you know, you know, ever since I had
(18:55):
this surgery, I can't remember theboxes in the trash and the little freaking
I don't understand why you have tonag me like this. I'm doing my
best. Jan Jesus neither their namesare Janual, No, not at all,
and they're different names all the time. Sometimes it's genuinely like Jeffrey the
Gusher's box, You've broken my heart, but we we portray it in that
(19:18):
way. And sometimes it's just likefunny and we just make something. Oh
my god, I didn't know youguys were the accent. It's hilarious.
I didn't know that. I'm sosorry. We don't do it like with
other people around. It's just likea personal time, good time. So
you sent me this, It's Jemimninety sixty five is on the way next
(19:42):
hundred bucks to Circle K nine,brand new questions for you there, bing
Bang. You sent me this,and I had seen it for the weekend,
but I was so delighted to watchit again. Yes, the Tennessee
Titans released their schedule, so theBrowns did their schedule by doing cartoon wrestling
things. They did. That's butthe Titans one absolutely blew up because they
(20:02):
went down to Broadway in Nashville.I'm guessing yeah, and They asked people
on the streets to help them releasetheir schedule by telling them the team name
but only showing the logo. Yeah, and this went. Oh, this
went so amazing. Oh, that'sjust the that was the Browns logo.
By the way, he says,oh, that's just just the follow logo,
(20:27):
the Browns helmet. So that wasthe first. And then all of
a sudden, this this young lady, she stole the show. We're gonna
go through the Brown's guy first.Oh, that's just this one. Is
the Red Stallions, Atlanta Falcons.Yep, that's the Cowboys. That's the
(20:52):
Cowboys. Tectis got that Indianapple's Colts. That is the Colt like hostime not
the actually does not exide Jaguar JacksonvilleJack. By the way, that's a
that's a horseshoe. It's called bythe way, Jeremiah, I have a
giant horseshoe tattoo and I accidentally justcalled it a home. I can you
(21:15):
know what something I'm empathizing. Youneed to be friends with her because guess
what she is from Brexville. Oh, I thought you were going to reach
and hit like a Brexeville too.I don't have a Brexfelle once. Brexville
is a town in OHI Yo.Yeah, yeah, guess what now you
do? We got one now,So she is from Brexville. She's a
(21:37):
realtor from Brexville. And her nameCheyenne. Cheyenne. Don't docs her.
She's a realtor. Maybe she wantsto come. Actually, if you enjoyed
that, if you laughed, youhave her some business. Yeah, exactly
do this if you know Cheyenne,Yeah, tell her to reach out of
the show. We want to giveher her retribution, her chance to redeem
(21:59):
herself. Oh my god, yes, can we get it. We'll get
We'll do it. We'll do whateverlogos you want. We'll do just the
logo test in general, not evensports relate. I love it. We'll
get some pop logos. Well,we'll do whatever logos we can. This
is a great idea. Allow you, Cheyenne the retribution you so you so
deservedly need. Yeah, and Ibet she knew the Browns one. I
think she deserves more time. Yeah. So they didn't show her if the
(22:22):
Browns because she wouldn't know it.She knew it. She's from here,
she's one of us, and she'sfrom where rex view the town. An
O, hi yo, I'm savingthe scene. Nine sixty five, sixty
five, kiss up high between lunchand happy hour. I love mohitos.
So switch on your brains and seeif you can answer nine and sixty five
(22:45):
on the Jeremiah Show. Well,we start our new circle. Que has
backed my friends, so we're goingto climb this jackpot into we get a
winner, somebody answering all nine questionsin sixty five seconds. We'll start with
one hundred dollars to circle, okay, and we'll keep climbing it. Let's
get to our contestant today. Callher is Bianca. Bianca. Good afternoon,
Hackery Bianca. Spread the good vibes. Tell me something good that happened
(23:08):
to you today in your life?Um, what's something good happened to me?
Yeah? I don't know. Nothinggood happened to me today. Oh
I'm sorry. Well, let's seeif we can turn it around for you.
Maybe we can give you a onehundred bucks to circle. Kay.
Would you be okay with that?Heck, yeah it would be. I
know you're a loyal listener, soI don't have to tell you the roles.
But for everyone else listening maybe you'renew. Hello, my name is
(23:30):
Jeremiah. Bianca is going to playa game called nine and sixty five.
She will have sixty five seconds toanswer nine questions correctly. If she does,
she'll win our jackpot. If shehappens to not do that, we'll
climate by one hundred bucks. Keepthe same questions and do it again tomorrow.
Bianca, are you ready as readyas I'll ever be here? We
y'all start the timer after I askyou. Question number one, which is
(23:51):
in Disney's The Lyon King. Whatdoes Hakuna Matata mean? No worry?
That's she's sang the song. Questiontwo? NFL footballs are made out of?
What material? Leather? More specific? Um? Um, sorry,
(24:15):
I just leather. You're good.Can you get more specific with it?
Otherwise it's wrong? Three? Umlove leather string? Um, leather,
leathers are very broad term. Ineed something more specific. Keep trying.
(24:36):
We got time. Um what leatheris? What kind of what is leather
it's made from? What leather ismade from? Cow? Cow? I'll
give it to you. Question numberthree, what's the highest card besides the
(24:56):
ace? That's wrong, but uhsorry, we'll go tomorrow. Two hundred
bucks Bianca, I still got lovefor you. How about w w all
tickets. We'll hook up with thatconsolation prize. Right go check out the
seth Rowlands in the Bunch back atit. Tomorrow four twenty at the Jeremiash
Show, we'll go two hundred bucksto Circle K. It's kiss the Jeremiah
Show ninety six five Kiss Have fam. We'll go tomorrow, by the way,
(25:18):
twounterbucks to Circle K with nine andsixty five. Just a heads up
there also tomorrow on the show morefifty cent tickets for you. I will
do that at two twenty. Sothat's that's what's going on there. What's
going on right now? Maya?Oh ask me what's going on right now?
What's going on? Dials? Younever see it coming. When I'm
(25:45):
like thirty five, a very youngthirty five, and I have hearing loss,
I'm suing you. That's fine.You'll get nothing because I have nothing.
You'll get a letter from my lawyer. We'll get a letter and I'll
frame it. It'll be it'll bea sign of our friendship. That'll be
our bit. That's it. Stopwearing slippers in public. What constitutes a
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house shoe? What constitutes a houseshoe. I'm going to definition. It's
it's a shoe without a soul thatyou purposely buy for slipper material for slippery.
Okay, I feel okay about that, Like, why would you ever
wear a shoe without a soul?Out? It's a thing. I see
it all the time. I feellike, as long as the bottom is
rubber, you're good. But no, not that. But there's a different
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There's a slipper rubber, and thenthere's an actual soul to the shoe.
Oh so slipper rubber is not coolwith you? No, why are we
wearing slippers? They're literally called houseshoes. I don't know. What if
you're just like going through it.What if you're Maya and this is your
thing? You too? What ifyou're Maya and you have to walk your
dog down East fourth Street three ambecause he has to pee? Really,
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Packfrey woke you up. That's theloophole. You get the loophole there if
you have a dog with you.Whatever, faue ware is fine, Yes,
I agree. Actually no, ifyou're going out to Target in your
slippers, yeah, why on theshoe? You walk by the shoes as
you walk out the door. Iget that what the shoes are. I
hope we're not misconstruing like a moccasinor like a slip on comfy, fluffy
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shoe for a slipper, though,because they're making them really believable. And
I'm not talking. Hey dudes,all right, I'm talking. I legit.
Go out there on nim screets,on the screets, and I see
people in house shoes. People arewalking around in their slippers, and the
means free they do. Boy,it's it's like the flannel slippers. They're
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wearing them interests in normal every dayNo, that's odd. No, I'm
with Yeah, I think it's odd. Yeah. I wouldn't die on that
hill, but I won't fault youfor it. Come on, come on
the hill, alright, come likehalfway up the hill. I love dying
on Haile barry man a hill.Someday it's time to smarten you up.
Cleveland with Jeremiah is a fun factof the day for kiss Out. So
(27:56):
before we give you the fun fact, let's catch everyone up. Mind to
a conversation we were having off theair, Oh boy, which one about?
So you said you were playing sandvolleyball and there was sand everywhere,
including in your belly button, everywhere, everywhere. And then I went out
to tell you about how I getbelly button lint. Yeah from time to
time. You're like, I've neverexperienced. Yeah, how does that happen?
Body hair? Probably? Oh sotoday's fun fact, today's knowledge.
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Like I swear to you because becausesometimes I'll just like randomly select, like
give me a random fact. Yeah, sure, belly button lint is caused
by hairs on the abdomen funneling fibersinto the belly button. What's really that's
insane? That was your random funfact. Click the link and it takes
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me to a random fact, Andthat was the one. Today. This
surveillance state we're living in is gettingit's it's getting uncomfortable for me. I
think I'm gonna go be a hermitin a mountain. From fancy feasts to
belly button lint, I'm going tolive in a mountain, do it?
Goodbye? Right? Did you havemy show on m with your Genius of
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the Day, So I want toanything you've done pales in comparison. My
I forgot are you Team Sheen orteam what's the other one? Fashion store?
I use fashion novastion times, butI'm not proud of it. Okay,
do you have any hamsters in yourlife? No? But sometimes I
call my dog ham Taro. Well, I don't know if I'll fit in
this because she has unveiled a fullline of hamster clothes and accessories. What's
(29:25):
shut up? Can you send mea link to that? I might get
a hamster just like a dress it. Sheen has released a full line of
hamster clothing, accessories, and evenfurniture. The clothing line includes sunglasses,
sweaters, tiny shark slippers, andhats. Well, the furniture you can
choose from includes a banana hammock.Excuse me shopping the clothing. Actually,
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they might have that in the wrongcategory. I think when they wrote this
article someone made a typo. Ifear someone might have been high for this
entire process. Every bit of thisspeaks to a lot of substances. Oh
it's cute though, No it is. It is legitimately a banana hammock.
Look shut up, Like, whatwe're looking at right now is a picture
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of a hamster and a hammock thatis that is made into a banana.
This can't be real, so howdare us have dirty minds punks right now.
A double Bamboozo Monday is what thisis. Double Bamboozo Monday, Free
Banana Splits. Thanks for listening toThe Jeremiah Show on demand. I Love
this show more. To find uson TikTok, Instagram and more at Jay
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