May 10, 2023 • 35 mins
Sadi knows why her parents headboard is broken...she wished she didn't. Also do we believe Toby? Does hair grow faster in the spring, and why is Abel killing the weekend? Plus more 9in65!
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It's probably Yeah, that's the mostannoying one. I gotta take my cold
beds, so well, we'll takehim and then we'll see how the show
goes. Welcome into your Wednesday,Jonas Brothers. Tickets on the way,
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less than twenty minutes. More snitchingon your siblings there by the way,
you can be anonymous for that ifyou want. You make up a name
and all that, all that funstuff. Good vibes. Now you've got
some good vibes to spread with theprogram, Please do so. At two
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talk back button. Do that there. Let's go with Kate first. Kate,
tell me something good that happened toyou today? Something good? Um,
I got some bake cookies with myson. Oh what kind of cookies
did we bake? Is that?The go to is the chocolate chip?
What do we do with those cookies? Are we just we just piling them
up in the car coming into downtownand dropping them off of the kiss at
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FM studios? Is that the gameplan there and that is on our list
after were given to a bunch ofour mom friends. How old is your
son? Four? Oh? Sohe pretty much just observed and made sure
you were doing it right. Whileyou did all the work right, he
was. He was the kidding sample. If someone's gonna do it, it
might as well be your son.Kate. Yep, okay, thanks for
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called kism. Have a great dayby show ninety six five kiss am,
Jonas Brothers tickets on the way injust moments. Good vibes now though I
got something to spread, please justjust reach out to the show two six,
five, seven, eight, ninetysix fifty. That's number to hold
on to. You also need thatfor the Jonas Brothers tickets. Aubrey,
you're up. Tell me something goodthat happened to you today. So I'm
currently running for my senior class presidenthigh school, and everyone was standing right
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behind me encouraged me, and everyoneit wasn't support of me, and I
think I want to watch tomorrow.Oh wow, well you have my vote,
but my vote doesn't count because Idon't go to high school anymore.
Thank you. What's the biggest changeyou're gonna make? What school is?
It mender high school. Okay,what's what change? Can you make changes
at mentor high school? Can youhad like another pop machine or something?
So what I want to do isI want to so our girls a rugby
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team is really good, but they'renot recognized at a sport yet at my
school, so they have no practicefield. I'm trying and they have no
busting that any of their games,even though last year they were ranked in
the States. So I'm trying toget them more recognition and field for them.
Well, you are awesome? CanI just tell you that? Thank
you? Stick around? Tickets toJonas Brothers next, Cleveland's number one hits
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music station at ninety six five KissFM. Did you're on my show on
ninety six five Kiss FM? JonasBrothers tickets now for you. I want
to know how did you snitch onyour sibling? How'd you tell him?
Tell him mom and dad, maybea boyfriend, maybe a girlfriend? Uh
maybe maybe you haven't told on themyet. You want to do it on
the radio. You can be anonymousif you want to beating Natasha on the
East side or West side. That'sour standard. An anonymous name and then
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tell this best story about how yousnitched Joni siblings wins Jonas Brothers tickets September
eighteenth, Rocket Mortgage field House,Colin with your siblings snitch stories now good
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said Jaramiah Show Sad Jarramiah Show onninety six five Kiss FM. We're snitching
on our siblings today, but it'sfor a good reason because I got Jonas
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Brothers tickets. They're coming to theRocket Mortgage field House in September. Best
story about snitching on your siblings scoresthose tickets. Let's start with Haley.
Haley, tell me how'd you snitchon your sibling? So we actually caught
my brother doing something multiple times ultifulways, I guess, me and my
friend, and of course my friendand I are like, a wait,
you see, be a little morespecific, but not overly specific, because
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now it could be anything. Hewas doing some illegal things? Was he
robbing banks? I mean, Iwish I'd be probably better. I got
oh, so it was how aboutlet me just with this soundclip. With
a sound clip, he does thatfit? I don't know, I don't
get it illegal. I'm gonna sayyet illegal substances, Yes, I got
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you. Yeah, okay, Sowhat happened when he was doing these illegal
substances? Who told on him?You did? Well? No, because
if I told my mom, she'snot gonna believe me, and then she's
gonna I'm the oldest one, soshe's gonna be like, well, did
you do have something to do withit? Okay, that's always how we
got grouped together. So no,we told great Grandma and she made it
no, and she told us family, She told everybody. She called him
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in the store of all places,grandma and great Grandma's snitty brother, she's
senile, and he heard that itwas her. His face was epic.
That is, I can't wait tobe eighty years old because that there's only
two times in your life you cango in public without pants. One is
when you're a child, the otherswhen you're over eighties. So I can't
wait for that day exactly. Youjust have like a path at that point.
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I did it now would be notacceptable. Hang on, Haley,
okay, all right? Two,six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six fifty? Can you beatCan you beat great Grandma's snitching on you?
If you do, I'll give youJonas Brothers tickets good luck, sit
You're on my show on ninety sixfive kids family want to see those guys
that would be the Jonas Brothers,Shock and Mortgage field House. I just
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want you to snitch on your sibling. Best snitch story win six Jonas Brothers.
You're coming to Cleveland in September.Katie and Homestead Falls. Good afternoon,
Haker All Katie, are you there? You're cutting out? Katie?
Hey girl, can you hear me? Katie? I can hear you?
Now tell me how you snitched onyour sibling before you lose service. Um,
So, my brother was invited toa party and I wasn't invited.
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So I was jealous, so Itold my mom and he called up.
She called up all the friends andthey went to the hotel and they were
caught doing stuff and the police werecalled. So, oh my gosh,
that's a man. What you're you'reYou're you're a savage. I am.
I love it. I bet theynever double crossed. I bet you got
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invited to all the parties after thator did you get just banned? No?
No, I don't go to parties. So would you even went to
the party if you were invited?Um? Probably Okay, Okay, that's
funny. Two one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
fifty. Can you beat that story? Will send you to Jonas Brothers.
If you can't, did you myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
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Jonas Brothers tickets? We got themall week here on the show for you.
Two twenty we're stitching on our siblings, Sadie and Connie. Out is
up next? Good afternoon, haker. Sadie, tell me how did you
snitch on your sibling? We gotJonas Brothers tickets to give away for the
best story. Okay, well,I'm not going to say which one,
but our parents had board was brokenup from a night when they went out
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of town, and for the longesttime they weren't sure how. But I
did know. Um in this pastThanksgiving. Actually, you know, we're
sitting around the table with all ofour family and friends and stuff, and
here I thought they finally knew whathad happened. So I spilled the beans
that one of my siblings had beenin their beds when they were out of
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town. And that did not goover Well, I'm sorry. As soon
as you said broken headboard, Ithink I had a stroked the headboards.
Well, we know this. Wedon't need to have that conversation. We
don't need your birds and bees.Ye my gosh. Yeah, broken headboard
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that weighs Jonah's brother's ticket. Sadie, Oh really really well, Hey,
at least we're getting one good thing, the story, right, the emotional
scarring and the visuals were worth it, right, Yeah, because I'm the
one that walked in on it.Oh, you walked in on the middle
of it till That's how I knewit was. Oh yeah, I think
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there were many strokes that happened.Don't stop it. I see what she
did there. I appreciated this afamily show, Sadie. You know you
and you know very well this isnot a family show. Say, I'm
like, what stories should I tell? Because there are many more? Oh
my gosh. All right, wellyou don't have to tell anymore because you're
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going to Jonas Brothers in September.Oh my god, thank you so much.
You are so welcome. I appreciateyou. Enjoy the show. Hey,
thank you. Don't worry more shotstomorrow two twenty for Jonas Brothers.
Tickets will stitch on a Simla comingup on The Jeremiah Show goes to to
three twenty. I'll be curious tosee whose side you take care. Madison
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thinks Toby is lying, but Tobyis holding his own three twenty right here
on the Jeremiah Show, Hey,Maya, what food tastes better the next
day? Pizza? No? Yeah, disagree, White banana pepper pizza from
Wedgewood, Okay, in the Youngstownarea. That sounds I mean that bridge
cold the next day? Oh coldtoo? Ye? So good dude,
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I will prove you wrong. You'renot going to because my my process,
and I'm not saying leftover pizza isthe best leftover food because that's not the
correct answer to this question. Sure, I Knuki for thirty and then I
put her in the air fryer andI let her crisp up, maybe get
a little put a little pam ontop, just to get the bubbles going
and whatnot and the crispness. Okay, so you're chasing the high of fresh
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pizza. But you, in myopinion, have to realize that fresh pizza
can never be achieved again, yes, with old pizza. So you just
have to fully accept its secondary form, which is cold and delicious. Yeah,
but like in a heathen ly way, like you're sitting in front of
the fridge shoveling. I would ratherchase that pizza dragon of recreating the perfect
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fresh. Well, you go onyour futile and tell me what your next
day. Next it's gotta be uhchili? What? Oh? Yeah?
Oh yeah? Is that just becauseit has the it can be reheated to
basically its original form? Or doesit give me it gets better? Well,
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you get to a new level.I purposely make every Halloween for the
for the for the hood. I'llmake I'll make a chili, okay,
for a trick or treat, butI purposely make it the day before.
Sorry, I'm just picturing a kidwith a pillow case and they're like trick
or treat and you're like slop lunchlady, chillip sloppy for you? Did
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you have my show? Ninety sixfive Kiss FM? Ghosted is on the
way. Why did someone get lefton red? We'll find out and maybe
fix it. We don't have agreat track record, but we try.
Yeah, it's our best. It'snot it's not really on us. We
connect and then what happens from thereis not really on us. Sometimes it's
for the best. Yeah, sometimescould we help a little more. Maybe,
sure that doesn't want to not always, not always? All right?
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So the story coming out is ableis going to kill the weekend? Yes,
this morning, so the weekend isable. By the way, In
case you didn't make that connection,he said, is X project is probably
going to be his last, Yeah, as the weekend, and then there'll
be a new guy. I'm interestedto see what Abel does outside of the
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weekend persona. I wonder if it'skind of like a Dolly parton Paris Hilton
kind of thing where it's a character. Oh okay, um, but we
don't know a lot about Abel.No, that's what I'm saying. The
weekend is like who he is,or if that's kind of like a character
that he's been playing for so longand now he's like grown out of that.
I do I do miss the weekendhair though. That was great the
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Generation one weekend here, Yeah,it was great, all right. So
in honor of Abel killing the weekend, sure, honor of murder, I
have found a list of celebrities orartists with stage names. So who do
you think Olivia Jane Cockburn is OliviaJane Gothborn. I don't know that is
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Olivia Wilde. Oh, I guessthat another real name? Okay, this
one's easy. Zane Javid Malick,gonna go as Zane. That's a good
Yep, it's belt actually z zA. I n Whoa? So would
you change Maya if you had astage name? No, you would leave
it? Well, I like myfirst name. I think Totterdale isn't very
show busy. You could just beMaya. I could be like one name
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Maya. Yeah, or I haveto compete with the other Maya. Is
that the other Maya? The artistfrom Mulan Rouge Maya? Oh, there
can only be one. Okay,I guess you're gonna have to kill her.
I guess the weekend's killing able orvice versa, and I'm having a
showdown whatever. Other Maya Emily JeanStone? Who is that? They're not
as hard as you think, sodon't overthink him. Uh oh, Emma
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Stone Stone, Nika Tanya Mirage isthat Nikki ni wait? Her last name
is Mirage and she changed it.She could have been Nicki Mirage Manage.
Yeah, but Mirage. That's thathot girl from The Incredible. Uh,
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let's see. Reese Witherspoon is actuallyReese Withouterspoon points point Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon.
That's it, okay, I like, okay, who's Aubrey Graham?
You know this? Oh? Ido? It's Drake right is because his
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mental name is Drake. Um,where are some good ones? I don't
know who that is? I likethis quiz though, keeping Eric Marlin Bishop,
Oh, this is a tough one. Eric Marlin Bishop, can you
give me a genre actor? Okay? Okay, Eric Marlin bish comedian John
Mulaney. It's funnier because I knowthe real answer is Jamie Fox. Oh
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WHOA, that's funny. Uh.Robert Allen Zimmerman got to kick at old
school for this one. Oh,old school. You don't understand what he
says a lot. I don't evenknow if I can do it. He's
Alcino. That is my al Paccinoimpression. Bob Dylan, Oh, oh,
whoa Robert Allen Zimmerman. My littlebrother loves him. How about Michael
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John Douglas. Michael John Douglas.I feel like I know this well because
Michael Douglass as an actor, andhe Michael Douglas is the reason why Michael
John Douglass had to change his name. Whoa really uh huh oh? Superhero
player? Superhero player played, He'splayed, He's played a couple of superheroes,
why and a supervillain and a supervillainall three on all three involved wings.
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No Batman Michael Keaton. His realname is Michael John Douglas. That's
funny. John Cina was a ridiculousanswer. I hope everyone knows it wasn't.
Really that wasn't a great answer outthere. That is a great answer.
Don't ever be sad when the answeris John Cena. The answer is
always John Cena. I wanted theactual other John Cena think, but this
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is what came out first. Whatare we doing? What do we do?
He just did a that was mysoul leaving my body. Ghosted's next
stop staring at that red receipt andlet the Jeremiah Show find out why you
got ghosted. Let's get into yourghosted for a Wednesday. It's brought to
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you by Cyrilla. Someone left onRed and that person is Toby. He's
in Maria this afternoon. Toby.Welcome into the show. Hey what's going
on? Toby? Thank you forreaching out. So you and Madison Uh,
you guys went out. She isghosted. You haven't heard from her
yet. Catch us up on Justgive us the whole backstory. Obviously we
weren't there, So tell us aboutyou and uh, you and Madison,
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how you met? How we gotto it today? Yeah, I met
Madison online, uh and I actuallywe have mutual friends in the online app
that we use. But I wenton a date with her, a really
great date at a local bar andthen UM caught them. You know,
she had a few drinks, Igot a few drinks, and you know
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the thing that at home? Okay, right, yeah, for sure.
I mean I think we were bothfeeling it and it's pretty much like ghosted.
Right after I made sure, youknow, she she she ran home.
I texted her that night, goodnight, she said, good night.
Um, And now I'm kind oflike, okay, going through the
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whole what did I do? DidI do something wrong? Did you hooked
up at her place or your place? At my play? Okay? So
maybe maybe it was messy. Maybeit was that kind of vibe. You
kind of looked like a slob andshe didn't like that. Maybe I generally,
yeah, like the bed might havebeen mess up, But I did
the quick thing where she's in theother room, and I kind of flicked
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it on and it looked nic makinga bed as a waste of time.
I agree, but I'm not dating, so I don't have to worry about
it. I mean, this wasthe five five minute thing you knew as
a kid how to clean your room? Right, did it? Okay?
It was fine? Okay. Ididn't think she was coming over, but
this was it. Yeah, wehad a fun, fun night, happy
surprise. Well here, here's whatwe'll do, Toby. We'll get Madison
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a car. I want you tostay on the line with me. Don't
say anything right away. She'd bea little more honest if she doesn't know
you're there, and we'll see ifyou can help you get to the bottom
of this. Gets you, guys, look back up? All right,
sounds great, good luck, myfriend? Thank you? Hello? Hi?
Is this Madison? By chance?Yeah? It is Madison? Hello?
Hey? Girls? Did you haveby show? Ninety six five kids
at them? Hi? Hi,Madison. I'll get right to it.
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I won't waste your time. We'recalling you for a reason today on behalf
of a guy named Toby who saysyou ghosted him. Do you remember Toby
and did you ghost this guy?Oh? Geez, uh, yeah I
remember him. Okay, why didyou go? Uh? He's not exactly
great at covering his track? Okay, that kind will you? Will you
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hang on a second, I'm gonnaplay two songs. We'll come back and
do you tell us what you meanby that? Sure? Okay? More
ghosted after this? Did you areMinas show on ninety six five? Kiss
Family? Your ghosted gives us Tobyand Madison? Madison is here. You
said you ghosted Toby because he wasn'tgood at covering his tracks. What do
you mean by that? Well,so I was at his place and I
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used his bathroom and there were tamponsunder the sink. So obviously there's another
girl in the picture who's comfortable enoughto leave for things there. Oh I
didn't even think about that. Umyeah, I guess that would kind of
be that. Well, I meanyou kind of speculated, that's why,
because you didn't ask me just straightup ghosts to him, right, I
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mean it's pretty obvious. Okay,Well let's let's let's be sure, shall
we beat how Toby is actually onthe phone. I forget to mention that
in the in the first part ofthe conversation, he's been here the whole
time. Oh sorry, hey Toby, you got tampons in your bathroom for
your other girlfriend? Huh yeah,I mean, hey, hey, Madison,
what's going uh um? I alwayshave a box of tampons in the
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house. That's like, I don'tI don't know if you know that there's
other like women that could be comingover, but they're not necessarily other girls.
It's like my mom or my sister. You know, there's other women
that have certain times of crisis duringthe month. So I don't know why
you would be like this times ofcrisis during this is literally bs you know
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that, right? It sounds sostupid. How how is it? BNS?
I just explained to you why theywere there. Sure, okay,
okay, let's go over your house. There's no you don't believe him at
all. I mean I could,I could see Madison. Why. I
mean, maybe you know they wouldbe there. There's a logical explanation for
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You're just not buying it. No, it's it's how do you buy this?
I literally didn't answer back because Iwant nothing to do with this guy.
It's such a thin argument. Noit. What if I came over
your house and I lift up thetoilet seat and there's tea on the inside
of the rim, would you andI say, okay, there's another man
in your life because obviously there's teaon the inside of the rim. I
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feel like you could have made itway better now, and she get it.
I get it. I get whathe's trying to The men have to
lift up the thing and tea.It's am I gonna say that you have
other dudes in your life. He'snot doing really good. I honestly,
Uh, Toby, I don't know. I don't know if I believe you
first I did. Now I don'tknow. I don't understand. I don't
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understand. I'm like, yes,I have a box of tampon, Like,
what if they're from a long timeago. I don't even know I
did they who care? My mommight have been there, she might have
left them there. I don't knowany way, Okay, you literally just
said you have them in case yourmom or your sister comes over, and
then you said, I don't knowhow they got there. I don't know
how old they are. Like,dude, pick a story, Well,
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I Toby, I don't think anystory you're gonna tell it's gonna work here.
Madison, you any chance in theworld that you would want to see
Toby again? You wouldn't do thatto me, would you. Okay,
Well, thank you for your time. Sorry, sorry to bother you.
I hope you have a great day, Madison. Okay, you too,
Hey, bye bye, Sorry Toby, I mean I don't understand. You
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don't have to continue anymore? Shehung up. I know, okay,
I know, so I'm bummed out, but okay, at least I've found
out. Yeah, we got theanswer, all right, Well, thank
you, okay, bye, slidinto MS at J Show Radio and we'll
get to the bottom of it onThe Jeremiah Job ninety six five Kiss Jeremiah
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ninety six five Kiss FM, lookforward to four twenty on the show,
I'll give you three hundred bucks toTJ Max if you can win our little
trivia game nine and sixty five righthere on The Jeremiah Show, Hey,
May, would you do your problemover? Oh? Good nues, not
that you had a bad problem,but would you like to re experience prom?
I would? Yeah? How wasyour prom? So? Junior prom
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was three months after my first ACLsurgery. Oh boy. Yeah, so
I had to wear flat shoes andI couldn't really do it awkward. Yeah,
I don't like that thing. Andthen senior prom, I was all
quirky and we went to Chipotle andmissed the dinner, which is hilarious.
So you could go for a redo, I mean didn't. I could go
for a radio deeply entrenched in youknow, prom culture. So one of
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the one of the trends that's comingout is people to celebrate a big birthday.
So like for you, the nextone would be thirty and in a
couple of years. Normally it's ait's a decade. So yeah, okay,
what they're doing is their celebration isthey're getting friends together and doing prom.
What's that's hilarious? Do the wholething. You skip the promenade party,
Maybe you rent a hall okay,get some prom dresses, you get
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some tuxedos, you get a DJa wow, and you can actually drink
it this problem legally, yeah,as opposed to the last time where you
had to drink illegally. Not wedon't condone that. You know what that
sounds like? What it sounds likea wedding reception without a married party.
I would do it. Yeah,it's I love those weddings proms events in
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a hall with beverages and dancing andfancy clothes. One of my favorite things
on the play. I agree it'sthe best. Yeah, And I think
that we should just have something foradults that mimics that. I think we
don't have to say that we're doinggrown up prom We just need more parties.
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Gets A party needs a word itdoes? What does prom even stand
for? You said it already?Is that what it? That's where that
comes from? Its promenade? Yeah? Right, okay, what else could
it be? So? What dowe call adult prom um? Fancy fist?
Isn't that a cat food? That'sfancy feast? Let her off The
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Jeremiah Show. Sorry in advance forthe things he makes you think of?
Is that why my man Kenny isa nice shade of baby blue? Now
exactly, It's exactly why The JeremiahShow five kiss at them? We need
to play this MythBusters on the show, Miss miss Buster, Jeremiah, kids
have fat? Does your hair growfaster in the spring? Whoa have you
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ever heard a question? No?I remember growing up my uncle Larry told
me to not start shaving because itthen grows back thicker and quicker. My
mom told me that. I thinkthat's an old wives tale. I don't
think it's true. I don't thinkthere's truth to it. So someone was
telling me their barber told them yourhair grows faster in the spring. So
we're gonna need people to fact checkus. By the way, Yeah,
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I would love to know. Ido have a little bit of a theory.
Okay, Like the first I feellike you hear that when you're a
kid, right, yes, ifyou shave it, it'll grow back worse.
Huh. I feel like that's justthe first time. Oh god,
because you go from nothing too Yeah, well kind of. But you also
like when I was a kid andlike it was time to shave my armpits
or whatever, like the hair therehad been there forever and it's like soft
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and it's like light. Oh soonce you shave that, leger shave it,
it grows in dark. Same withyour legs, Like if you let
your leg hair grow a while,it lightens up and it's softer, it's
not like prickly, and then whenyou shave it, it grows back like
dark and if you let it grow, it's gonna get softer exactly, like
everything grows in prickly and like dark, unless you naturally have blonde leggage.
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Okay, whatever, If you couldstop shaving any part of you tomorrow,
I could. I can stop shavingwhatever I want if you, I guess
if there there's not one that youdo out of chore that you feel like
societal pressure too? Um well,I don't know. If I could not
have to shave something and no hairgrows back there, let's do let's play
that theory. Pits probably, Yeah, that's the most annoying one. Yeah,
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they're just like sensitive. I feellike it's I don't know, it
is stuff there. It's sensitive.I don't like it. It gets it
gets a lot of friction. Yeah, it gets a lot of dampness.
Yeah, you're not getting a lotof maybe. Well there's not really hair
behind your knees, so that wouldbe the only other place where you'd have
that much dampness. Yeah. Ithink it'd be nice to just like not
grow arm hair anymore. What aboutyou? I don't the only thing I
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shave it. I would get ridof the neck neck because I like the
beard my face is too round abeard to not beard. It looks weird,
like if you look at a pictureof me with a shaven face,
I don't like it. Yeah,but no, yeah, this is again,
this is an actually real sensitive marrierfor me. It's really sense.
I don't know. I've been toldmultiple times. Do you go do you
go with her against the grain ordo you not even worry about it when
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you're shaving legs and pits? Oh? I mean personally, I go against
it because it's more effective. Don'tbreak out more for me, okay,
but for some Yeah, maybe Ineed to moisturize better. You definitely got
a moisturize. Exfoliate and do whoexfoliate? Who is that you're not exfoliate?
Who? I don't know? Ohmy god, you have to Okay,
how did this start? Oh?Hair? By the way, talk
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back to us a wool microphone.Does hair grow faster than the spring?
We don't know the answer to that, hope, we didn't even try.
It'd be it'd be nice if therewas a machine that we could type answers
into and our type questions into it. It would give us answers. Oh,
bard, barn, your barn?I was just gonna say Google.
(27:23):
Now I have to ask it.Fine, I'll ask it last the bard
does hair grow faster in the spring? I spelled it run type. There
is some evidence to suggest that hairmay grow faster than the spring. One
study published in the British Journal ofDermatology found that hair growth was as it
was at its peak during the springmonths. WHOA because of vitamin D,
(27:45):
improved circulation and longer days. Thatmakes sense, son of a biscuit.
Dang it, hit it again,Bard for the wind, always stick around
three hundred bucks to TJ Max.Now we're gonna play nine and sixty five
ninety six five kiss up him.Its high between lunch and happy hours.
(28:06):
I love mohitos. So switch onyour brains and see if you can answer
nine and sixty five on then Jerema, here we go, Here we go,
Here we go with nine and sixtyfive nine tribute questions, sixty five
seconds to answer them. All right, that's how you win the jack pot
of three hundred dollars. To tJ Max, We've got a duo as
a caller twenty today. Let's sayhi to Layton and Dad. Hello,
hey girl, hey boy, Hey, how you doing. Welcome into the
(28:29):
show. Guys, you are you? Are you ready to play nine and
sixty five? You think you coulddo some damage with three hundred bucks to
TJ Max, I think we're yeah, I think we're good. I mean,
who would get most of the giftcard? Who's the brains behind this
operation? Dad? Oh, Ithink it's hard. Yeah, I think
it is late. All right,guys, here's how it works. If
you've heard it before, you know, I'm going to set a clock for
sixty five seconds after ask you questionnumber one, you then have to answer
(28:52):
all nine questions within that time towin the game. Are you ready?
We're ready? I wish you allthe luck in the world. Here we
go. Question number one, andis this Olympic champion Simone Biles got married
over the weekend? What sport didshe dominate? Question to Ed Sheeron has
been a copyright case, has anew album and a new doc on Disney
(29:12):
Plus featuring his wife. What isher name? Um blame juno um uh
cherry? Cherry is correct? Questionnumber three. The King of England has
(29:33):
been crowned. What is the King'sfirst name? That is correct? Question
for what do you call a litter? Of kittens, a litter of a
litter of kittens. I don't thinkthat was a guess. I think that
was a noise of exasperation. Yeah, uh uh uh uh, I don't
(30:03):
know, I don't know. I'massuming that's not your guess. But guess
what it is a kindle. Butwe're out of time, guys. I'm
sorry, I'm so sorry, butyou guys did great. You got through.
You got four of them, right, but you need nine to win.
So we'll go get in tomorrow fourhundred bucks to TJ Max for the
next contestant. How about a coupleof Guardians to get you guys, want
(30:26):
to go check out a Guardians game. I'll send you downtown watch the little
baseball action. They lost today,but let's hope they win. When you
guys go four twenty tomorrow on theJeremiah Show, will do nine and sixty
five against Ready for a new toxictrend? May Oh boy, it's a
Jeremi Show ninety six five Kiss FM. It's called delicate dumping. It's when
someone just stops putting any effort intotheir relationship. So basically, these just
(30:51):
means you're too cowardice to dump someone, right, it's quiet quitting your relationship.
See that's exactly so you're doing itand hopes their partner will be the
one to call it off. Yeah. I don't think that's a new trend.
I think they just gave this aname because I've seen this a lot.
You stopped committing the future plans,you start getting flake here. I
mean, I'm pretty sure that's theonly way men ever break up with her.
(31:15):
I am the confrontation. That's justhow men and relationships can can I
be a be a flawed human fora moment. I remember dating a girl
in high school and I made herdrive forty minutes to my house for me
to break up with her. Iwas I was like sixteen, Okay,
I'll make that hilariously bad so meanI even do, especially because she was
(31:37):
in high school too. Right wasshe paying for her own gas money?
It was an hour and a halfround trip to get broken up with.
That drive home for her must haveand I hope all too well by Taylor
Swift was already out. I feellike it was No, I don't think
so I made her drive not tomy house either to my grandma's house.
What it was that urgent? Yeah, I guess, Oh my god,
(32:00):
the details are vague, but Iremember her driving to Grandma's house and I
broke up with her and she livedlike forty minutes away. I'm sorry,
No, it's okay. I wantto put it out there so people like
as a PSA moment, right,not deeply judging you. I just think
it's hilarious you have. Do youhave a better breakup story or a similar
breakup story? Make me feel alittle bit better? You are? You?
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Were you normally? The breaker upperum or was it split? I
haven't been in a lot of likereally like enough you know, serious relationships
to have a lot of breakups,But so how did those end? Then?
Mutual? All right, we're donehere, a good game, high
five, and we walk out ofhere. One was kind of mutual,
but it sort of sucked because itwas like we were both kind of like
(32:43):
not really we're like yeah, butnot talking about it. But then he
was like like talking to other girlsand whatever with other girls, and he
like found out that I was liketexting like a guy that I used to
like, and he got you workup with you, and he like made
it as if it were all myfault. The bad guy, and he
(33:06):
was like, I just can't dothis anymore. And then like the next
day, took a girl to aconcert and I was like, oh ever,
yeah, I made me angry.We're the worst. You need me
go beat him up. I'll stillbeat him up for Oh no, sure
life, beat him up a littlebit, okay. Karma, Karma is
my boyfriend. Karma is a guy. Karma is the breeze and my hair.
On the weekend, it's time tosmarten you up. Cleveland with Jeremiah
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is a fun fact of the dayfor kiss that Well, this one's gonna
be interesting. A little knowledge anda little piece of information you can take
with you amongst the world. Zucchini, right, the little they're actually zucchini's,
by the way, are the greenand the orange one? By the
way, the golden zucchini. That'sthey're both actually zucchi. That's not the
(33:52):
fun fact. The fun fact iszucchini is called another word in French.
It's a core zette. No,not a corvette, not like the car
corsette. Listen, that's what it'scourgette. I'm sorry, So a courgette
is a zucchi in the in differentcountries in some British countries, Malaysia,
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New Zealand South African it is aFrench word, but called a courgette or
in South Africa a baby marrow.A lot of words for Zucchi Di Jeremiah
show on ninety six five Kiss FMwith your Genius of the Day, someone
who's that something go stupid. Anythingyou've done pales in comparison. There's a
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man in New York has been onsix hundred first dates and still looking for
the one. Forty three year oldJoey Bautista says he has over one thousand
phone numbers in his phone, butkeeps striking out in love. He admits,
quote, I don't want to sayin picky, but I'm just honest
about wanting to feel a certain way. He adds, always follow your gut
(35:01):
well. Joey is no stranger todating, even on television, as he
was on at twenty seventeen's NBA ShowNBC Show First Dates. He's been in
a television commercial Formatch dot Com andeven went on Kate plus Date, where
he dated twice TLC star Kate Gosslin. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say
(35:27):
maybe after six hundred dates, maybemaybe your gut's telling you the wrong thing.
Thanks for listening, so that JeremiahShow on demand the Show for more
and find us on TikTok, Instagramand more at Jay Show Radio and weekdays
two to six on ninety six fiveKiss FM
It's probably Yeah, that's the mostannoying one. I gotta take my cold
beds, so well, we'll takehim and then we'll see how the show
goes. Welcome into your Wednesday,Jonas Brothers. Tickets on the way,
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less than twenty minutes. More snitchingon your siblings there by the way,
you can be anonymous for that ifyou want. You make up a name
and all that, all that funstuff. Good vibes. Now you've got
some good vibes to spread with theprogram, Please do so. At two
one, six, five, seven, eight ninety six fifty you can slide
into the DMS at J Show Radioleave a message to us. You can
do that on the free I Heartradio the microphone there. It's called the
(00:42):
talk back button. Do that there. Let's go with Kate first. Kate,
tell me something good that happened toyou today? Something good? Um,
I got some bake cookies with myson. Oh what kind of cookies
did we bake? Is that?The go to is the chocolate chip?
What do we do with those cookies? Are we just we just piling them
up in the car coming into downtownand dropping them off of the kiss at
(01:03):
FM studios? Is that the gameplan there and that is on our list
after were given to a bunch ofour mom friends. How old is your
son? Four? Oh? Sohe pretty much just observed and made sure
you were doing it right. Whileyou did all the work right, he
was. He was the kidding sample. If someone's gonna do it, it
might as well be your son.Kate. Yep, okay, thanks for
(01:26):
called kism. Have a great dayby show ninety six five kiss am,
Jonas Brothers tickets on the way injust moments. Good vibes now though I
got something to spread, please justjust reach out to the show two six,
five, seven, eight, ninetysix fifty. That's number to hold
on to. You also need thatfor the Jonas Brothers tickets. Aubrey,
you're up. Tell me something goodthat happened to you today. So I'm
currently running for my senior class presidenthigh school, and everyone was standing right
(01:51):
behind me encouraged me, and everyoneit wasn't support of me, and I
think I want to watch tomorrow.Oh wow, well you have my vote,
but my vote doesn't count because Idon't go to high school anymore.
Thank you. What's the biggest changeyou're gonna make? What school is?
It mender high school. Okay,what's what change? Can you make changes
at mentor high school? Can youhad like another pop machine or something?
So what I want to do isI want to so our girls a rugby
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team is really good, but they'renot recognized at a sport yet at my
school, so they have no practicefield. I'm trying and they have no
busting that any of their games,even though last year they were ranked in
the States. So I'm trying toget them more recognition and field for them.
Well, you are awesome? CanI just tell you that? Thank
you? Stick around? Tickets toJonas Brothers next, Cleveland's number one hits
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music station at ninety six five KissFM. Did you're on my show on
ninety six five Kiss FM? JonasBrothers tickets now for you. I want
to know how did you snitch onyour sibling? How'd you tell him?
Tell him mom and dad, maybea boyfriend, maybe a girlfriend? Uh
maybe maybe you haven't told on themyet. You want to do it on
the radio. You can be anonymousif you want to beating Natasha on the
East side or West side. That'sour standard. An anonymous name and then
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tell this best story about how yousnitched Joni siblings wins Jonas Brothers tickets September
eighteenth, Rocket Mortgage field House,Colin with your siblings snitch stories now good
luck two one, six, five, seven, eight, ninety six fifty
said Jaramiah Show Sad Jarramiah Show onninety six five Kiss FM. We're snitching
on our siblings today, but it'sfor a good reason because I got Jonas
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Brothers tickets. They're coming to theRocket Mortgage field House in September. Best
story about snitching on your siblings scoresthose tickets. Let's start with Haley.
Haley, tell me how'd you snitchon your sibling? So we actually caught
my brother doing something multiple times ultifulways, I guess, me and my
friend, and of course my friendand I are like, a wait,
you see, be a little morespecific, but not overly specific, because
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now it could be anything. Hewas doing some illegal things? Was he
robbing banks? I mean, Iwish I'd be probably better. I got
oh, so it was how aboutlet me just with this soundclip. With
a sound clip, he does thatfit? I don't know, I don't
get it illegal. I'm gonna sayyet illegal substances, Yes, I got
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you. Yeah, okay, Sowhat happened when he was doing these illegal
substances? Who told on him?You did? Well? No, because
if I told my mom, she'snot gonna believe me, and then she's
gonna I'm the oldest one, soshe's gonna be like, well, did
you do have something to do withit? Okay, that's always how we
got grouped together. So no,we told great Grandma and she made it
no, and she told us family, She told everybody. She called him
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in the store of all places,grandma and great Grandma's snitty brother, she's
senile, and he heard that itwas her. His face was epic.
That is, I can't wait tobe eighty years old because that there's only
two times in your life you cango in public without pants. One is
when you're a child, the otherswhen you're over eighties. So I can't
wait for that day exactly. Youjust have like a path at that point.
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I did it now would be notacceptable. Hang on, Haley,
okay, all right? Two,six, five, seven, eight,
ninety six fifty? Can you beatCan you beat great Grandma's snitching on you?
If you do, I'll give youJonas Brothers tickets good luck, sit
You're on my show on ninety sixfive kids family want to see those guys
that would be the Jonas Brothers,Shock and Mortgage field House. I just
(05:11):
want you to snitch on your sibling. Best snitch story win six Jonas Brothers.
You're coming to Cleveland in September.Katie and Homestead Falls. Good afternoon,
Haker All Katie, are you there? You're cutting out? Katie?
Hey girl, can you hear me? Katie? I can hear you?
Now tell me how you snitched onyour sibling before you lose service. Um,
So, my brother was invited toa party and I wasn't invited.
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So I was jealous, so Itold my mom and he called up.
She called up all the friends andthey went to the hotel and they were
caught doing stuff and the police werecalled. So, oh my gosh,
that's a man. What you're you'reYou're you're a savage. I am.
I love it. I bet theynever double crossed. I bet you got
(05:55):
invited to all the parties after thator did you get just banned? No?
No, I don't go to parties. So would you even went to
the party if you were invited?Um? Probably Okay, Okay, that's
funny. Two one, six,five, seven, eight, ninety six
fifty. Can you beat that story? Will send you to Jonas Brothers.
If you can't, did you myshow on ninety six five Kiss FM.
(06:17):
Jonas Brothers tickets? We got themall week here on the show for you.
Two twenty we're stitching on our siblings, Sadie and Connie. Out is
up next? Good afternoon, haker. Sadie, tell me how did you
snitch on your sibling? We gotJonas Brothers tickets to give away for the
best story. Okay, well,I'm not going to say which one,
but our parents had board was brokenup from a night when they went out
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of town, and for the longesttime they weren't sure how. But I
did know. Um in this pastThanksgiving. Actually, you know, we're
sitting around the table with all ofour family and friends and stuff, and
here I thought they finally knew whathad happened. So I spilled the beans
that one of my siblings had beenin their beds when they were out of
(07:04):
town. And that did not goover Well, I'm sorry. As soon
as you said broken headboard, Ithink I had a stroked the headboards.
Well, we know this. Wedon't need to have that conversation. We
don't need your birds and bees.Ye my gosh. Yeah, broken headboard
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that weighs Jonah's brother's ticket. Sadie, Oh really really well, Hey,
at least we're getting one good thing, the story, right, the emotional
scarring and the visuals were worth it, right, Yeah, because I'm the
one that walked in on it.Oh, you walked in on the middle
of it till That's how I knewit was. Oh yeah, I think
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there were many strokes that happened.Don't stop it. I see what she
did there. I appreciated this afamily show, Sadie. You know you
and you know very well this isnot a family show. Say, I'm
like, what stories should I tell? Because there are many more? Oh
my gosh. All right, wellyou don't have to tell anymore because you're
(08:07):
going to Jonas Brothers in September.Oh my god, thank you so much.
You are so welcome. I appreciateyou. Enjoy the show. Hey,
thank you. Don't worry more shotstomorrow two twenty for Jonas Brothers.
Tickets will stitch on a Simla comingup on The Jeremiah Show goes to to
three twenty. I'll be curious tosee whose side you take care. Madison
(08:28):
thinks Toby is lying, but Tobyis holding his own three twenty right here
on the Jeremiah Show, Hey,Maya, what food tastes better the next
day? Pizza? No? Yeah, disagree, White banana pepper pizza from
Wedgewood, Okay, in the Youngstownarea. That sounds I mean that bridge
cold the next day? Oh coldtoo? Ye? So good dude,
(08:52):
I will prove you wrong. You'renot going to because my my process,
and I'm not saying leftover pizza isthe best leftover food because that's not the
correct answer to this question. Sure, I Knuki for thirty and then I
put her in the air fryer andI let her crisp up, maybe get
a little put a little pam ontop, just to get the bubbles going
and whatnot and the crispness. Okay, so you're chasing the high of fresh
(09:16):
pizza. But you, in myopinion, have to realize that fresh pizza
can never be achieved again, yes, with old pizza. So you just
have to fully accept its secondary form, which is cold and delicious. Yeah,
but like in a heathen ly way, like you're sitting in front of
the fridge shoveling. I would ratherchase that pizza dragon of recreating the perfect
(09:41):
fresh. Well, you go onyour futile and tell me what your next
day. Next it's gotta be uhchili? What? Oh? Yeah?
Oh yeah? Is that just becauseit has the it can be reheated to
basically its original form? Or doesit give me it gets better? Well,
(10:01):
you get to a new level.I purposely make every Halloween for the
for the for the hood. I'llmake I'll make a chili, okay,
for a trick or treat, butI purposely make it the day before.
Sorry, I'm just picturing a kidwith a pillow case and they're like trick
or treat and you're like slop lunchlady, chillip sloppy for you? Did
(10:26):
you have my show? Ninety sixfive Kiss FM? Ghosted is on the
way. Why did someone get lefton red? We'll find out and maybe
fix it. We don't have agreat track record, but we try.
Yeah, it's our best. It'snot it's not really on us. We
connect and then what happens from thereis not really on us. Sometimes it's
for the best. Yeah, sometimescould we help a little more. Maybe,
sure that doesn't want to not always, not always? All right?
(10:48):
So the story coming out is ableis going to kill the weekend? Yes,
this morning, so the weekend isable. By the way, In
case you didn't make that connection,he said, is X project is probably
going to be his last, Yeah, as the weekend, and then there'll
be a new guy. I'm interestedto see what Abel does outside of the
(11:09):
weekend persona. I wonder if it'skind of like a Dolly parton Paris Hilton
kind of thing where it's a character. Oh okay, um, but we
don't know a lot about Abel.No, that's what I'm saying. The
weekend is like who he is,or if that's kind of like a character
that he's been playing for so longand now he's like grown out of that.
I do I do miss the weekendhair though. That was great the
(11:31):
Generation one weekend here, Yeah,it was great, all right. So
in honor of Abel killing the weekend, sure, honor of murder, I
have found a list of celebrities orartists with stage names. So who do
you think Olivia Jane Cockburn is OliviaJane Gothborn. I don't know that is
(11:52):
Olivia Wilde. Oh, I guessthat another real name? Okay, this
one's easy. Zane Javid Malick,gonna go as Zane. That's a good
Yep, it's belt actually z zA. I n Whoa? So would
you change Maya if you had astage name? No, you would leave
it? Well, I like myfirst name. I think Totterdale isn't very
show busy. You could just beMaya. I could be like one name
(12:13):
Maya. Yeah, or I haveto compete with the other Maya. Is
that the other Maya? The artistfrom Mulan Rouge Maya? Oh, there
can only be one. Okay,I guess you're gonna have to kill her.
I guess the weekend's killing able orvice versa, and I'm having a
showdown whatever. Other Maya Emily JeanStone? Who is that? They're not
as hard as you think, sodon't overthink him. Uh oh, Emma
(12:35):
Stone Stone, Nika Tanya Mirage isthat Nikki ni wait? Her last name
is Mirage and she changed it.She could have been Nicki Mirage Manage.
Yeah, but Mirage. That's thathot girl from The Incredible. Uh,
(12:56):
let's see. Reese Witherspoon is actuallyReese Withouterspoon points point Laura Jean Reese Witherspoon.
That's it, okay, I like, okay, who's Aubrey Graham?
You know this? Oh? Ido? It's Drake right is because his
(13:16):
mental name is Drake. Um,where are some good ones? I don't
know who that is? I likethis quiz though, keeping Eric Marlin Bishop,
Oh, this is a tough one. Eric Marlin Bishop, can you
give me a genre actor? Okay? Okay, Eric Marlin bish comedian John
Mulaney. It's funnier because I knowthe real answer is Jamie Fox. Oh
(13:39):
WHOA, that's funny. Uh.Robert Allen Zimmerman got to kick at old
school for this one. Oh,old school. You don't understand what he
says a lot. I don't evenknow if I can do it. He's
Alcino. That is my al Paccinoimpression. Bob Dylan, Oh, oh,
whoa Robert Allen Zimmerman. My littlebrother loves him. How about Michael
(14:01):
John Douglas. Michael John Douglas.I feel like I know this well because
Michael Douglass as an actor, andhe Michael Douglas is the reason why Michael
John Douglass had to change his name. Whoa really uh huh oh? Superhero
player? Superhero player played, He'splayed, He's played a couple of superheroes,
why and a supervillain and a supervillainall three on all three involved wings.
(14:24):
No Batman Michael Keaton. His realname is Michael John Douglas. That's
funny. John Cina was a ridiculousanswer. I hope everyone knows it wasn't.
Really that wasn't a great answer outthere. That is a great answer.
Don't ever be sad when the answeris John Cena. The answer is
always John Cena. I wanted theactual other John Cena think, but this
(14:52):
is what came out first. Whatare we doing? What do we do?
He just did a that was mysoul leaving my body. Ghosted's next
stop staring at that red receipt andlet the Jeremiah Show find out why you
got ghosted. Let's get into yourghosted for a Wednesday. It's brought to
(15:16):
you by Cyrilla. Someone left onRed and that person is Toby. He's
in Maria this afternoon. Toby.Welcome into the show. Hey what's going
on? Toby? Thank you forreaching out. So you and Madison Uh,
you guys went out. She isghosted. You haven't heard from her
yet. Catch us up on Justgive us the whole backstory. Obviously we
weren't there, So tell us aboutyou and uh, you and Madison,
(15:39):
how you met? How we gotto it today? Yeah, I met
Madison online, uh and I actuallywe have mutual friends in the online app
that we use. But I wenton a date with her, a really
great date at a local bar andthen UM caught them. You know,
she had a few drinks, Igot a few drinks, and you know
(16:00):
the thing that at home? Okay, right, yeah, for sure.
I mean I think we were bothfeeling it and it's pretty much like ghosted.
Right after I made sure, youknow, she she she ran home.
I texted her that night, goodnight, she said, good night.
Um, And now I'm kind oflike, okay, going through the
(16:22):
whole what did I do? DidI do something wrong? Did you hooked
up at her place or your place? At my play? Okay? So
maybe maybe it was messy. Maybeit was that kind of vibe. You
kind of looked like a slob andshe didn't like that. Maybe I generally,
yeah, like the bed might havebeen mess up, But I did
the quick thing where she's in theother room, and I kind of flicked
(16:44):
it on and it looked nic makinga bed as a waste of time.
I agree, but I'm not dating, so I don't have to worry about
it. I mean, this wasthe five five minute thing you knew as
a kid how to clean your room? Right, did it? Okay?
It was fine? Okay. Ididn't think she was coming over, but
this was it. Yeah, wehad a fun, fun night, happy
surprise. Well here, here's whatwe'll do, Toby. We'll get Madison
(17:07):
a car. I want you tostay on the line with me. Don't
say anything right away. She'd bea little more honest if she doesn't know
you're there, and we'll see ifyou can help you get to the bottom
of this. Gets you, guys, look back up? All right,
sounds great, good luck, myfriend? Thank you? Hello? Hi?
Is this Madison? By chance?Yeah? It is Madison? Hello?
Hey? Girls? Did you haveby show? Ninety six five kids
at them? Hi? Hi,Madison. I'll get right to it.
(17:33):
I won't waste your time. We'recalling you for a reason today on behalf
of a guy named Toby who saysyou ghosted him. Do you remember Toby
and did you ghost this guy?Oh? Geez, uh, yeah I
remember him. Okay, why didyou go? Uh? He's not exactly
great at covering his track? Okay, that kind will you? Will you
(17:55):
hang on a second, I'm gonnaplay two songs. We'll come back and
do you tell us what you meanby that? Sure? Okay? More
ghosted after this? Did you areMinas show on ninety six five? Kiss
Family? Your ghosted gives us Tobyand Madison? Madison is here. You
said you ghosted Toby because he wasn'tgood at covering his tracks. What do
you mean by that? Well,so I was at his place and I
(18:17):
used his bathroom and there were tamponsunder the sink. So obviously there's another
girl in the picture who's comfortable enoughto leave for things there. Oh I
didn't even think about that. Umyeah, I guess that would kind of
be that. Well, I meanyou kind of speculated, that's why,
because you didn't ask me just straightup ghosts to him, right, I
(18:37):
mean it's pretty obvious. Okay,Well let's let's let's be sure, shall
we beat how Toby is actually onthe phone. I forget to mention that
in the in the first part ofthe conversation, he's been here the whole
time. Oh sorry, hey Toby, you got tampons in your bathroom for
your other girlfriend? Huh yeah,I mean, hey, hey, Madison,
what's going uh um? I alwayshave a box of tampons in the
(19:00):
house. That's like, I don'tI don't know if you know that there's
other like women that could be comingover, but they're not necessarily other girls.
It's like my mom or my sister. You know, there's other women
that have certain times of crisis duringthe month. So I don't know why
you would be like this times ofcrisis during this is literally bs you know
(19:22):
that, right? It sounds sostupid. How how is it? BNS?
I just explained to you why theywere there. Sure, okay,
okay, let's go over your house. There's no you don't believe him at
all. I mean I could,I could see Madison. Why. I
mean, maybe you know they wouldbe there. There's a logical explanation for
(19:44):
You're just not buying it. No, it's it's how do you buy this?
I literally didn't answer back because Iwant nothing to do with this guy.
It's such a thin argument. Noit. What if I came over
your house and I lift up thetoilet seat and there's tea on the inside
of the rim, would you andI say, okay, there's another man
in your life because obviously there's teaon the inside of the rim. I
(20:10):
feel like you could have made itway better now, and she get it.
I get it. I get whathe's trying to The men have to
lift up the thing and tea.It's am I gonna say that you have
other dudes in your life. He'snot doing really good. I honestly,
Uh, Toby, I don't know. I don't know if I believe you
first I did. Now I don'tknow. I don't understand. I don't
(20:36):
understand. I'm like, yes,I have a box of tampon, Like,
what if they're from a long timeago. I don't even know I
did they who care? My mommight have been there, she might have
left them there. I don't knowany way, Okay, you literally just
said you have them in case yourmom or your sister comes over, and
then you said, I don't knowhow they got there. I don't know
how old they are. Like,dude, pick a story, Well,
(20:59):
I Toby, I don't think anystory you're gonna tell it's gonna work here.
Madison, you any chance in theworld that you would want to see
Toby again? You wouldn't do thatto me, would you. Okay,
Well, thank you for your time. Sorry, sorry to bother you.
I hope you have a great day, Madison. Okay, you too,
Hey, bye bye, Sorry Toby, I mean I don't understand. You
(21:22):
don't have to continue anymore? Shehung up. I know, okay,
I know, so I'm bummed out, but okay, at least I've found
out. Yeah, we got theanswer, all right, Well, thank
you, okay, bye, slidinto MS at J Show Radio and we'll
get to the bottom of it onThe Jeremiah Job ninety six five Kiss Jeremiah
(21:45):
ninety six five Kiss FM, lookforward to four twenty on the show,
I'll give you three hundred bucks toTJ Max if you can win our little
trivia game nine and sixty five righthere on The Jeremiah Show, Hey,
May, would you do your problemover? Oh? Good nues, not
that you had a bad problem,but would you like to re experience prom?
I would? Yeah? How wasyour prom? So? Junior prom
(22:07):
was three months after my first ACLsurgery. Oh boy. Yeah, so
I had to wear flat shoes andI couldn't really do it awkward. Yeah,
I don't like that thing. Andthen senior prom, I was all
quirky and we went to Chipotle andmissed the dinner, which is hilarious.
So you could go for a redo, I mean didn't. I could go
for a radio deeply entrenched in youknow, prom culture. So one of
(22:33):
the one of the trends that's comingout is people to celebrate a big birthday.
So like for you, the nextone would be thirty and in a
couple of years. Normally it's ait's a decade. So yeah, okay,
what they're doing is their celebration isthey're getting friends together and doing prom.
What's that's hilarious? Do the wholething. You skip the promenade party,
Maybe you rent a hall okay,get some prom dresses, you get
(22:56):
some tuxedos, you get a DJa wow, and you can actually drink
it this problem legally, yeah,as opposed to the last time where you
had to drink illegally. Not wedon't condone that. You know what that
sounds like? What it sounds likea wedding reception without a married party.
I would do it. Yeah,it's I love those weddings proms events in
(23:17):
a hall with beverages and dancing andfancy clothes. One of my favorite things
on the play. I agree it'sthe best. Yeah, And I think
that we should just have something foradults that mimics that. I think we
don't have to say that we're doinggrown up prom We just need more parties.
(23:37):
Gets A party needs a word itdoes? What does prom even stand
for? You said it already?Is that what it? That's where that
comes from? Its promenade? Yeah? Right, okay, what else could
it be? So? What dowe call adult prom um? Fancy fist?
Isn't that a cat food? That'sfancy feast? Let her off The
(24:00):
Jeremiah Show. Sorry in advance forthe things he makes you think of?
Is that why my man Kenny isa nice shade of baby blue? Now
exactly, It's exactly why The JeremiahShow five kiss at them? We need
to play this MythBusters on the show, Miss miss Buster, Jeremiah, kids
have fat? Does your hair growfaster in the spring? Whoa have you
(24:22):
ever heard a question? No?I remember growing up my uncle Larry told
me to not start shaving because itthen grows back thicker and quicker. My
mom told me that. I thinkthat's an old wives tale. I don't
think it's true. I don't thinkthere's truth to it. So someone was
telling me their barber told them yourhair grows faster in the spring. So
we're gonna need people to fact checkus. By the way, Yeah,
(24:44):
I would love to know. Ido have a little bit of a theory.
Okay, Like the first I feellike you hear that when you're a
kid, right, yes, ifyou shave it, it'll grow back worse.
Huh. I feel like that's justthe first time. Oh god,
because you go from nothing too Yeah, well kind of. But you also
like when I was a kid andlike it was time to shave my armpits
or whatever, like the hair therehad been there forever and it's like soft
(25:07):
and it's like light. Oh soonce you shave that, leger shave it,
it grows in dark. Same withyour legs, Like if you let
your leg hair grow a while,it lightens up and it's softer, it's
not like prickly, and then whenyou shave it, it grows back like
dark and if you let it grow, it's gonna get softer exactly, like
everything grows in prickly and like dark, unless you naturally have blonde leggage.
(25:33):
Okay, whatever, If you couldstop shaving any part of you tomorrow,
I could. I can stop shavingwhatever I want if you, I guess
if there there's not one that youdo out of chore that you feel like
societal pressure too? Um well,I don't know. If I could not
have to shave something and no hairgrows back there, let's do let's play
that theory. Pits probably, Yeah, that's the most annoying one. Yeah,
(25:56):
they're just like sensitive. I feellike it's I don't know, it
is stuff there. It's sensitive.I don't like it. It gets it
gets a lot of friction. Yeah, it gets a lot of dampness.
Yeah, you're not getting a lotof maybe. Well there's not really hair
behind your knees, so that wouldbe the only other place where you'd have
that much dampness. Yeah. Ithink it'd be nice to just like not
grow arm hair anymore. What aboutyou? I don't the only thing I
(26:19):
shave it. I would get ridof the neck neck because I like the
beard my face is too round abeard to not beard. It looks weird,
like if you look at a pictureof me with a shaven face,
I don't like it. Yeah,but no, yeah, this is again,
this is an actually real sensitive marrierfor me. It's really sense.
I don't know. I've been toldmultiple times. Do you go do you
go with her against the grain ordo you not even worry about it when
(26:41):
you're shaving legs and pits? Oh? I mean personally, I go against
it because it's more effective. Don'tbreak out more for me, okay,
but for some Yeah, maybe Ineed to moisturize better. You definitely got
a moisturize. Exfoliate and do whoexfoliate? Who is that you're not exfoliate?
Who? I don't know? Ohmy god, you have to Okay,
how did this start? Oh?Hair? By the way, talk
(27:02):
back to us a wool microphone.Does hair grow faster than the spring?
We don't know the answer to that, hope, we didn't even try.
It'd be it'd be nice if therewas a machine that we could type answers
into and our type questions into it. It would give us answers. Oh,
bard, barn, your barn?I was just gonna say Google.
(27:23):
Now I have to ask it.Fine, I'll ask it last the bard
does hair grow faster in the spring? I spelled it run type. There
is some evidence to suggest that hairmay grow faster than the spring. One
study published in the British Journal ofDermatology found that hair growth was as it
was at its peak during the springmonths. WHOA because of vitamin D,
(27:45):
improved circulation and longer days. Thatmakes sense, son of a biscuit.
Dang it, hit it again,Bard for the wind, always stick around
three hundred bucks to TJ Max.Now we're gonna play nine and sixty five
ninety six five kiss up him.Its high between lunch and happy hours.
(28:06):
I love mohitos. So switch onyour brains and see if you can answer
nine and sixty five on then Jerema, here we go, Here we go,
Here we go with nine and sixtyfive nine tribute questions, sixty five
seconds to answer them. All right, that's how you win the jack pot
of three hundred dollars. To tJ Max, We've got a duo as
a caller twenty today. Let's sayhi to Layton and Dad. Hello,
hey girl, hey boy, Hey, how you doing. Welcome into the
(28:29):
show. Guys, you are you? Are you ready to play nine and
sixty five? You think you coulddo some damage with three hundred bucks to
TJ Max, I think we're yeah, I think we're good. I mean,
who would get most of the giftcard? Who's the brains behind this
operation? Dad? Oh, Ithink it's hard. Yeah, I think
it is late. All right,guys, here's how it works. If
you've heard it before, you know, I'm going to set a clock for
sixty five seconds after ask you questionnumber one, you then have to answer
(28:52):
all nine questions within that time towin the game. Are you ready?
We're ready? I wish you allthe luck in the world. Here we
go. Question number one, andis this Olympic champion Simone Biles got married
over the weekend? What sport didshe dominate? Question to Ed Sheeron has
been a copyright case, has anew album and a new doc on Disney
(29:12):
Plus featuring his wife. What isher name? Um blame juno um uh
cherry? Cherry is correct? Questionnumber three. The King of England has
(29:33):
been crowned. What is the King'sfirst name? That is correct? Question
for what do you call a litter? Of kittens, a litter of a
litter of kittens. I don't thinkthat was a guess. I think that
was a noise of exasperation. Yeah, uh uh uh uh, I don't
(30:03):
know, I don't know. I'massuming that's not your guess. But guess
what it is a kindle. Butwe're out of time, guys. I'm
sorry, I'm so sorry, butyou guys did great. You got through.
You got four of them, right, but you need nine to win.
So we'll go get in tomorrow fourhundred bucks to TJ Max for the
next contestant. How about a coupleof Guardians to get you guys, want
(30:26):
to go check out a Guardians game. I'll send you downtown watch the little
baseball action. They lost today,but let's hope they win. When you
guys go four twenty tomorrow on theJeremiah Show, will do nine and sixty
five against Ready for a new toxictrend? May Oh boy, it's a
Jeremi Show ninety six five Kiss FM. It's called delicate dumping. It's when
someone just stops putting any effort intotheir relationship. So basically, these just
(30:51):
means you're too cowardice to dump someone, right, it's quiet quitting your relationship.
See that's exactly so you're doing itand hopes their partner will be the
one to call it off. Yeah. I don't think that's a new trend.
I think they just gave this aname because I've seen this a lot.
You stopped committing the future plans,you start getting flake here. I
mean, I'm pretty sure that's theonly way men ever break up with her.
(31:15):
I am the confrontation. That's justhow men and relationships can can I
be a be a flawed human fora moment. I remember dating a girl
in high school and I made herdrive forty minutes to my house for me
to break up with her. Iwas I was like sixteen, Okay,
I'll make that hilariously bad so meanI even do, especially because she was
(31:37):
in high school too. Right wasshe paying for her own gas money?
It was an hour and a halfround trip to get broken up with.
That drive home for her must haveand I hope all too well by Taylor
Swift was already out. I feellike it was No, I don't think
so I made her drive not tomy house either to my grandma's house.
What it was that urgent? Yeah, I guess, Oh my god,
(32:00):
the details are vague, but Iremember her driving to Grandma's house and I
broke up with her and she livedlike forty minutes away. I'm sorry,
No, it's okay. I wantto put it out there so people like
as a PSA moment, right,not deeply judging you. I just think
it's hilarious you have. Do youhave a better breakup story or a similar
breakup story? Make me feel alittle bit better? You are? You?
(32:22):
Were you normally? The breaker upperum or was it split? I
haven't been in a lot of likereally like enough you know, serious relationships
to have a lot of breakups,But so how did those end? Then?
Mutual? All right, we're donehere, a good game, high
five, and we walk out ofhere. One was kind of mutual,
but it sort of sucked because itwas like we were both kind of like
(32:43):
not really we're like yeah, butnot talking about it. But then he
was like like talking to other girlsand whatever with other girls, and he
like found out that I was liketexting like a guy that I used to
like, and he got you workup with you, and he like made
it as if it were all myfault. The bad guy, and he
(33:06):
was like, I just can't dothis anymore. And then like the next
day, took a girl to aconcert and I was like, oh ever,
yeah, I made me angry.We're the worst. You need me
go beat him up. I'll stillbeat him up for Oh no, sure
life, beat him up a littlebit, okay. Karma, Karma is
my boyfriend. Karma is a guy. Karma is the breeze and my hair.
On the weekend, it's time tosmarten you up. Cleveland with Jeremiah
(33:30):
is a fun fact of the dayfor kiss that Well, this one's gonna
be interesting. A little knowledge anda little piece of information you can take
with you amongst the world. Zucchini, right, the little they're actually zucchini's,
by the way, are the greenand the orange one? By the
way, the golden zucchini. That'sthey're both actually zucchi. That's not the
(33:52):
fun fact. The fun fact iszucchini is called another word in French.
It's a core zette. No,not a corvette, not like the car
corsette. Listen, that's what it'scourgette. I'm sorry, So a courgette
is a zucchi in the in differentcountries in some British countries, Malaysia,
(34:15):
New Zealand South African it is aFrench word, but called a courgette or
in South Africa a baby marrow.A lot of words for Zucchi Di Jeremiah
show on ninety six five Kiss FMwith your Genius of the Day, someone
who's that something go stupid. Anythingyou've done pales in comparison. There's a
(34:38):
man in New York has been onsix hundred first dates and still looking for
the one. Forty three year oldJoey Bautista says he has over one thousand
phone numbers in his phone, butkeeps striking out in love. He admits,
quote, I don't want to sayin picky, but I'm just honest
about wanting to feel a certain way. He adds, always follow your gut
(35:01):
well. Joey is no stranger todating, even on television, as he
was on at twenty seventeen's NBA ShowNBC Show First Dates. He's been in
a television commercial Formatch dot Com andeven went on Kate plus Date, where
he dated twice TLC star Kate Gosslin. I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say
(35:27):
maybe after six hundred dates, maybemaybe your gut's telling you the wrong thing.
Thanks for listening, so that JeremiahShow on demand the Show for more
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