Kat and Tony Hit The Scene

Kat and Tony burn through a bunch of topics very quickly. You WILL be entertained. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're gonna say it at the same time. Okay, real
real loud. Okay, like we're gonna say Cat and Tony
Show real loud at the same time. Welcome back to
the Cat and Tony Show. Okay, what damn?

Speaker 2 (00:14):
Welcome back to the Cat and Tony Show.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I'm Kat Tony and you're listening to The.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Cat and Tony Show. Today's episode. I can't get any
likes on hinge and Catherine is eating her water bottle.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
Let's see how many likes and.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
People's people suck at driving. I've been back on for
a couple of days. I've sent probably ten likes out.
I have two matches. Those are Those are pretty good numbers.
Those are good numbers for me. Those are good numbers
for me.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
I have one hundred and twenty eight hidden. That's because
I've been on this for a while. Yeah, I haven't
been swiping. God, it's bleak out. Do you go through
this part, the likes part, m or do you cause
I mainly match from this part like the.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Main the main menu, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't get any likes. I just get matches.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
But that's how you I feel like there's better people
on the main menu. Than like going through your likes.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, yeah, I don't because I don't. Yeah, I am
a main menu guy.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't get likes, so yeah, I never go through
my my or my likes.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
How does a like become a match? You know? How
does that? How is that determined?

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Do they?

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Basically, if you're swiping on the main menu, that means
you're probably gonna be the one to like them first
and you're gonna be shown up in their likes. But
if you're going through your likes, you're gonna and you
swipe right like you match with them, you're gonna immediately match.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
Because they've already liked you.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Oh I see, But I feel like, at least in
my likes, it's like the trenches.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's not a good area to be in.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
Yeah, a lot of the main menus where I like
to use all of my likes because the people who've
already liked me, you're just sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
It's a scary place.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
It's a scary place.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
I don't like to go into that.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
And they can't see them until you like or like
tap on it because it's blurred out.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
Why whatever, Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
You can't be able to pay I'm not paying up
dating app ever.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah right, but oh.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
My god, I almost signed up to be on Love
is Blind.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Lest Yeah, they're currently like petitioning for people to to
to you're casting casting. They're casting for Love is Blind
in Austin, Texas right now. And Catherine went through the
process and got all the way to the end decided
that she's not really ready for something serious.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I thought, I just it's just I just want to
be able to be like guys, I was almost on
the show.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
I don't want to actually be on the show.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
And then it was asking me for like three references
for your numbers that we can call.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Didn't I write your reference for the Bachelor?

Speaker 3 (02:42):
I think so?

Speaker 1 (02:43):
Yeah, but that's all.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The Bachelor is like I could keep doing that.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
Bachelor.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
You don't have to like like Bachelor is easy to be,
like there for the fun and for the vibes, you know,
because there's a lot of y'all and you're kind of
you're not but like Love is Blind, like you will be.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Paired up with someone and you will have to update them,
you know. So like the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Doesn't sound fun, I mean it is.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It does seem kind of fun for me, because you
literally just get to be they put you.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
In a pod. Do you know, have you seen the show?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
The whole purpose of the show is that, like you
get to know them before seeing them. So they put
you all in like pods, okay, and you're like separated
by a wall and you just yap the whole You
just sit there and talk.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
And that's it.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
And so then you figure out like their personality and
then if you like them, at the very end of
this experiment, you see each other in person, and if
they're ugly, then I guess you're screwed. But I don't
think anyone they don't cast like they probably cast pretty tray,
especially in Austin. There's a lot of hot people in Austin.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, I feel like we're pretty attractive population on the whole.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
But while the hotties from different colleges.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Are moving here true party city. Yes, yeah, I don't
know if I would ever want to do that.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
It can be a good like, I mean, it's probably
more of a psychological experiment than anything.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
But like, I mean, I see where they're coming from,
what the purpose of that is.

Speaker 2 (04:05):
Because I do get like pretty superficial on dating apps
because I'm judging them quite.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Literally, on the opposite of that, I don't know you.
I'm judging you based on your photos.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
You're not wearing those jeans, right, I don't like that?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yeah, literally, Like so I feel I get where they're
coming from, but like I don't.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
I just don't think it would work on me. But
I don't.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I would get clown so hard if I went on
a dating show. Yeah, I would be made fun of
so bad.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
I want to go on a dating show to be
like the heel, to be like the undateable.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's why the Bachelor is perfect, because there's a whole
bunch of dudes, and like you can just be there
for the comedic relief bachelorette or bachelorette Okay, yeah, because
the franchise.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Yeah yeah, okay, okay, yeah, so you.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Can be there for the comic relief and just you
just need to stay on long enough and be on
the bachelor bachelorette's good side long.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Enough to stay on funny guy.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
Yeah, and then you become like the meme guy. And
then that's why batter in Paradise is normally fun because
it's just like everyone who was fun from the past season.
They invite them back to like a frat party on
the beach. Basically, although this season they've ruined it.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
What did they do?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
How they they're trying to make it like Love Island
this season they so And okay, I think the reason
is so basically every year they had like the shaky,
crappy cameras, you know, and it was on this villa
right on the beach, no ac. They probably slept in
bunk beds, but it was that's like, that's my paradise.
When I picture batter in Paradise, I picture this villa. Okay,

(05:34):
I know everything that's happened there. I know the bar,
I know the little the little lounge beach seats, like,
I know, the lounge beds, whatever. But this year it's
at like a big resort in like Cantcoon or somewhere
like that, maybe the Bahamas, and it's like it's like
Love Island, but it's not even fun like Love Island,
because Love Island has like neon signs and like that's

(05:57):
like the whole thing is like, oh, this villa is
like looks like a Nickelodeon set, but this it's just
at a resort and they like up to the camera quality,
which like ruined the whole point of like what we
loved about the like crappiness of Love Island was that
it's like low budget but high drama. But now it's
like high budget no drama, or if there is drama,

(06:19):
it's very like forced. But the reason I think they
did it at a resort was because this is this
year they're trying to put the Golden Bachelor people on
there as well, which I didn't make it that far
to see how that's going to work, because it's like
you got a bunch of twenty year olds and then
a bunch of sixty year old But I think the
reason they moved it to the resort was so that
they didn't have to sleep on the bunk beds. They

(06:40):
could have like a hotel.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
But we're talking about white lotus.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Right, No drama. That's what they're missing, is.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
That there's no there's no Walton.

Speaker 2 (06:53):
I'll give you some old Seasons a Batchel in Paradise
to watch and you'll be like, damn, this is a
good show. Okay, alright, it's such a good there's some
is there's some crazy people in there. Oh my god,
have you seen the Sidney Sweeney American Eagle ad I
have okay, well, people are making fun of because her
voiceovers like passed down from off speng and then that's

(07:16):
like literally exactly how she.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Come to my key cha.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
I think you need to do that monologue with Chris
from Total Druma's voice and posted on TikTok because people
are doing it in like funny boy like nos Fort's voice,
or like like a country accent, and people know what
they're saying because they know that this is a trending
like dialogue right now.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
So you need you need what voice should I do?

Speaker 2 (07:40):
Chris, Chris, Chris Camper, Chris Chris, I don't know, Chris.

Speaker 3 (07:45):
I want to say Chris Harrison, but that's the Bachelor post.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I want to say Chris Hansen, but that's the to
catch a predator guy. Chris h There's so many Chris
h I think we have one that works in the office.
But Chris, Chris.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Say campers campers, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
Passed down from generations in spring. Let's hang on, hang on,
hang on, hang on, I'm gonna find them. I'm gonna
find the monologue right now.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
I mean it's it's not a good ad.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
It People are like finding some bad undertones about it clearly,
And they don't even show the genes. And when they
do show the genes, they don't fit. Well, my genes
probably don't figureate around me right.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
Now, Sidney swey genes?

Speaker 2 (08:23):
Ad are you on TikTok transcript onto you don't have TikTok.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
I have TikTok. I'll make a TikTok about this right
now here.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
If you go TikTok, you find it. All I had
to do was search s Y and her here. Listen.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
It's offspring determining traits like her color, personality, and even
eye color.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
What do you mean? Even even eye color?

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Yeah, that's what do you like? Even as like, yes,
eye color, that's exactly what genes do not even.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Have to do punt squares. That the easiest part of biology. Literally,
you do you do this times? This?

Speaker 2 (09:04):
This box is x y okay, this this x X
this box why why thiss x y? And that's how
you figure out brown eyes the most popular because they're
both x y okay.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Here we go, hey, campers. Jeans are passed down from
parents to offspring, often determining traits like hair color, personality,
and even eye color. Okay, and my jeans are blue.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
And then then and then do like the next version
to get these genes wins.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
The next person to get these genes wins immunity, the
immunity idol and gets to stay on the island cool.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
And then do do like hashtag to do these hashtags
hashtag Sidney Sweeney, hashtag American Eagle.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
And it will get to the right audience. I it's you.
I promise you if you post it. Anyways, do we
not record any of that?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
No, we recorded some of that. Okay, we forgot We
paused because I was making this damn TikTok. And then
we're talking about doing a group costume for Halloween and
Catherine said I should be Owen from Total Drama Island
and I don't appreciate that.

Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, but the thing is Owen and Izzy they were friends,
and we look like both of them.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Okay, you know what that you know it don't look like.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
Owen, but you have the hair and you could just
easily wear a white T shirt with a candle leave
and cargo shorts and.

Speaker 1 (10:37):
You know what, yeah, okay, maybe that.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Is a I mean, we could totally do Izzy and
Izy and Owen, Yeah, Owen, Owen one. Look, here's the
order of who won. Owen got first, Gwenn got second. Yeah,
I won one.

Speaker 1 (10:54):
Oh that's right, Ezekiel. That guy got kicked off on
the first episode and then he was like the villain
for the rest of it. He was he was like
the pork chop of Total Drama Island. Crazy And so
is she this crazy girl?

Speaker 3 (11:05):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I don't remember her.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
But then they did so season two Total Drama Island.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
What was season two?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
I think we're good now click play we're recording.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
Oh sorry, okay. Proposal for Halloween costumes.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
My friends actually want to do a group costume, but
I'm like, I don't. I want to do like funny
stuff or like a mix of funny and cube. But
it's like it's like it's like witty enough to where
you're like, okay, you're still like funny.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Yeah, but not.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I feel like they want to do like just the
corsets with like a superhero cape or.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
Something, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
But for you you can have work we could do.
I just I want to do holes so bad.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
We would just show up in orange jumpsuits. And I
don't like girls at that camp other than.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I want to be the warden the point, I want
to be Sigourney Weavers, the hottest role ever and where
Danna and Boots and a big back out to that
awesome song where she drives her Cadillac and they're like,
there's the word and it's a woman.

Speaker 1 (12:08):
Yeah, and I get to just like I get to
just wear a jumpsuit and carry a shovel or it's.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
Such a good or I think we really could do
Izzy and Owen from Total Drama. If we could get
like a big group and have like the cast of
Total Drama or at least like more than two people.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
That'd be lit.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Wait no, yeah no, if we could get like at
least four or five more people.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
That's a great costume.

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Who can we get to, like, because like we have
to have somebody be the more iconic characters, like we
need a we need it.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
We need the Gwen.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
We need the Gwen or the Duncan and we need
the uh oh god.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
I feel like you'll be recognizable, was Owen.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Yeah, because he's like a super iconic He was.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Then too, this is a good this is a recognizable Lindsay.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, Heather, she was like one of the last contestants, right,
or at least she was like one of the main characters.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
Their waists are crazy.

Speaker 1 (12:58):
I know it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
And there cat.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
When I was a kid, I was like, why don't
my legs look like that? I'm a freak.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
What was his name again? He liked bunnies.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
He was nice, Darryl maybe DJ DJ Darryl.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Okay, wait, this is Duncan. What is his name?

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Oh, the country guy and this is DJ. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I'm the one who liked him and Gwynn liked each other.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
The country guy or the uh No, this dude. I
hated him, this dude. I don't know why I hated him.
I think I hated him because because I wanted to
be with Quinn.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, and then Duncan likes Courtney, but she like they
like had a fling, but they were like opposites attracted
because she was so type A and uptight.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And he was like chill, wait, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, you would definitely need a Duncan. Yeah, yeah, he wins.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Owen wins, and she she escapes, she like she like
runs away, and people thoughts she died, and then like
three episodes later, she's like, yeah, I've been living with
the bears, Like.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Oh wait, I remember that.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
Yeah she's crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:06):
Oh shoot, yeah, okay, that is a good costume. It's
a very low effort for me, which I like, I
just have to make that. I just make that shirt.

Speaker 3 (14:15):
Anyways.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Yeah, I really want to do holes, but my brothers
like don't want to make a purchase. I'm like, you
can return the jumpsuit the next day at Amazon, but
you'd still have to buy the jumpsuit.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
But I think that'd be a great costume.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
But yeah, maybe that's a good selling point on hinge
is like I'm trying to organize a couple's Halloween costume. However,
I feel like we should start dating, like at least
two months in advance, three months in advance to like
so like we like, well at least like kind of
have a good time and like we can keep it
up and like, yeah, we could break up like right after.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Halloween, or you do the pretend dating trope for the
costume and it turns into real dating, because pretend dating
always turns the real dating in the movies. Really, yeah,
that's like the best trope you haven't seen. I always
go kick my feet when I figure out that in
a book or like in a movie, it's pretend dating.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
I'm like, yes, I love it.

Speaker 1 (15:07):
Is that what happened in It always works in an
easy a no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
That was Brandon was gay and he was getting made
fun of that, so he pretended to like hook up
with with Uh, I'm a Stone's character what's her name?

Speaker 3 (15:27):
Olive?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Olive shanded up marrying pen or dating Pen Badgerly's character
in that.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
But he was just like a nice dude away. It
always works.

Speaker 1 (15:40):
It always works.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Your brain doesn't know what's rhythm on.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
You can't tell the difference. Seriously, Oh that's terrible.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
It always works. Okay, I'll put that.

Speaker 2 (15:50):
Oh my gosh, you never so you're not you were
never a teenage girl. You never read like wapad fan fictions.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
Uh stop right there, Absolutely, yes I did you. We're
not talking about that. But don't act like I ain't
been there. Okay, sister, god, don't you don't know?

Speaker 3 (16:09):
But did you? Ones with the trope where they go
they're like, we opened the hotel room and there's there's
one bed.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
There's one bed. Oh no, oh no, there's one bed.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
What are we gonna do that happened. I read a
modern like what were.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
We just talking about the other day with and quek Wegg.
There's one bed in the hotel room.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Enemy still love.

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Moby Dick should be revamed. The movie should be a
Pride and Prejudice reboot.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
It's broke back Mountain with whales quite literally.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
I mean, I'm sure that happened way more than not.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
We could have had it all. Now all we got
is Moby Dick.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
God that some Yeah, that whaling was a tough life.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
I do not wish that.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Can you imagine? Like, oh my god? And like reading
about because when I read that book, I got all
into whaling, and there was also a video game that
came out around that time. It's so gross. It's like
they kill the animal just for the fat, but the
animal is so massive that it's like they can only
take like thirty to forty percent of its body and
the rest of it is just wasted. All the meat

(17:18):
on the whale is wasted. They only want the fat,
They only want the oil, the blubber.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
What do they use candles?

Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah, for lamps, for oil lamps. It's like it's crazy.
It's like we we decimated the whale population, to light
the to light the countries in Europe and America for
like probably like one hundred years.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Maybe I always get said about like elephant poaching two
because they like for.

Speaker 3 (17:43):
A rhinos for their horn.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah, ivory packaderms are smart in general. I think all
pack packaderms are smarter.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Like meek is called Mian mink. Oh yeah, like basically
stink now because of their fur. Yeah, they're so cute.

Speaker 1 (18:00):
Yeah, what are you gonna do? I want to know
how like elephant boots because those are a thing, and
I'm like, no, way that's real elephant skin or is
that just like a word for like the way that
the leather is treated, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (18:13):
I don't think I've ever seen elephant boots because it's
an alligator. Well, my buddy works at Alan's. Oh my god,
he sells a lot of elephant boots. But I don't
know if it's genuine elephant skin.

Speaker 3 (18:25):
It real.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Kind of cool if it is, I get I think
there's a way that you could ethically farm.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
Elephants unique exotic leather, ethical raises, ethical concerns, endangered. Yeah,
I'm kind of surprised that that's still wowed because I
thought they were kind of universally like protected.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Now yeah, like a lot of sanctuaries.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
I think theyre. I think they are. But there's also
a way to still like, Okay, it's not like you can't.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
You're a skin grab take a patch off your boots.
No cat, No, what do you mean that they die?

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yes, when they died, because it's not like farming, where
it's like you don't want to eat an animal that
died on its own. You want to eat an animal
that you killed, whereas like, yeah, the skin is fine.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
If you road kill me and my pop pop, we
eat the road killed better better than you may.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I would low key be eating roadkill if it wasn't
such so frown fun because I love.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
To make a good I mean, technically you could if
you just killed it with your car. Yeah, I mean
it's just yeah, if it.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
Gets man, I should have picked up that cat a
couple of weeks ago. I don't, I verily Okay, I've
never I've killed an armadillo with my car before, and
a squirrel been lucky, but I've never killed a pet.
I've never killed a cat. I came really close a
couple of weeks ago during one of those like terrible

(19:53):
thunderstorms we have. I guess it was more like a
couple of months ago, but I was just I was
literally going like thirty five down this this road, and
it was like very clearly like an indoor cat that
had gotten out in the storm and just bolted right
in front of me. And I almost got that sucker,
almost got that sucker. He was fine, he made it
clean across.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Someone ran over our bird or guinea hen or guinea
guess he was guinea fowl that we had.

Speaker 3 (20:16):
He just hung out. You know, guinea is small.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
No guinea is like it's technically there. It's like an
African chicken. So they think like a big gray looking pigeon,
but it's like chicken size are bigger. And so we
had one named Kevin that just like I don't know
where he came from, but he just adopted our house
and she you know, suburb be uh yeah, and like

(20:44):
we gave him chicken feed and he just he would
take dirt baths and he would walk around watch my
mom to mow the lawn and he was a cool pet.
We had him for like a year and a half
or something. He would just sleep on the roof for
in a tree. Then someone hit him with their with
their car they were driving. That's why I like, do
respect the speed limits and neighborhoods. And I'm like, you're

(21:04):
gonna kill someone's cat one day.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I think you can go as fast as you want
on the highway. And I'm but but I am very
very like, like I if I see people speeding in
my neighborhood, I'm like, that's not cool. No, I'm not
cool with that. It's not I'm not cool with that.
I'm gonna get in front of you almost people's pets.

Speaker 2 (21:22):
I mean, even in my neighborhood, there's there's a lot
of outdoor cats on this like could a sack but
this curve and a lot of and I'm like, they
will run out a couple a.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Couple of blocks away from I guess it's across from
you where I live. We'll censor that I live there too,
neighbor neighborhood area, come find me. I'm a little sensor
that you are going to guess triangulating Catherine's location. There

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are a lot of pets that get killed than that
neighborhood from speeding. And there is a road off of
the main road that goes through my side of the
neighborhood that's completely shut down now, like they have the
cones up on everything, and it's like this is a
living street only, this is local traffic only. And you
still get just idiots just like burning down that street.
And it's like, okay, this like you are why we

(22:19):
had to shut this street down. I watched somebody's dog
get hit on that road one time, and the person
you hit just it just kept just kept out.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Every road though, like my hit neighborhood street is like
it's like you live on the street. You turn into it,
like it's not like a main road in the neighborhood
because there's a main road next to it.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
And like yeah, I mean on Fridays.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
When I work from home, I'd be sitting there like
a grandpa watching everyone's cars drive by in my front
living room.

Speaker 3 (22:45):
And yeah, they even with trailers. I hear like boom
boom boom, cause they're going.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
So fast with their dang trailer attached that the trailer
is flying around and I can hear it and I'm like,
why are you going so fast? And then also like
it scares me because people be parking their cars in
front of your house and like there's not a lot
of rooms sometimes and I'm like, why are you going
that fast where you need to like risk not hitting
a car that going back?

Speaker 3 (23:09):
You know what I mean? Anyways, all are I would
hate to live.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You know, the road that you have to go through
a neighborhood to get on Mopac from like windsor road.
I feel so bad for those people because I'd be
speeding through there. I mean, I think that it's like
thirty five in there. But I always think about that,
like that would not be worth it for me, because
I mean, I don't know why they made that road
like that. You shouldn't have because you physically have to
go through that road, that neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (23:35):
That you get on Mopack.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
That that I don't think. I don't think Mopak was
like ever supposed to be as big as it is.
I don't think it was ever intentional. Me Austin was
a known oh yeah, the whole city, but I mean
very specifically, it's like that road is only a road
because it follows the rail line from south to north.
It's they call it Mopac because it was the Missouri
Pacific rail line. But I don't like genuinely because the

(23:57):
houses are so close to the the highway there. I
don't think Mopak was I don't think it was ever
supposed to be bigger than like Lamar. Yeah, Whereas Lamar is,
like it's a main road that goes across town from
north to south. But it's at its widest, it's a
four lane road, you know. Yeah, it's it's never gonna
be that huge. There's businesses right on there, Whereas like

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Mopack is so massive that in the past fifteen years
they've had to build huge retaining walls on the side
of it to keep the noise out of the neighborhood
from the highway. And they dug a tunnel underneath it,
underneath the rail line. You've seen that right head and
north just as soon as you cross the river, just
as soon as you cross you know, Lake Austin Boulevard.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:44):
That's crazy. That's crazy. Can you imagine Can you imagine
if they started digging a tunnel underneath South Lamar right now,
that like started like where like that shopping center is
and like goes all the way to like you know.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
A to that without it not like collapsing I haven't.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
I don't know. I don't know. I'm not I'm not
a structural engineer that built a lot of houses. I'm
not a structural engineer.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
You just hit the hammer.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
I'm a great painter. I'm I'm one of the best.

Speaker 3 (25:15):
You could be a landlord one day over the dead cock. Okay,
the light switches. They love to paint the light switches.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
Hot topic, Uh, hot take. I love the landlord. Look,
I love the layers and layers and layers and layers
of white paint.

Speaker 3 (25:32):
Why.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I don't know. I think it's I like, I like
old houses, so that might be part of it. Is
that I see it and I'm like, this is a
very lived in space, like this is you know, people
have been here for a long time. I grew up
like that. My mom is a terrible painter. I'm sorry, Michelle.
I love you. You suck at painting. You are the worst,
one of the worst ever to do it. And and
I will and I will let you know every day
for the rest youss painting. She doesn't tape, she doesn't wait,

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and she's one of these like, oh, I'll just clean
it up later types of people. And then it's like
we have these beautiful antique hardwood floors in our home
that are ruined now from just paint everywhere.

Speaker 2 (26:09):
It's scary because the house I moved into, we renovated
it and I was in charge of painting and like
killsing all the cabinets and then painting the trim with
the oil paint.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Oh, oil paint, Yeah, is so scary.

Speaker 1 (26:23):
Yeah, you don't want to get that on your skin.
I don't.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Yeah, it won't come off.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
You can't get if you It's not like water based paint.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
It's like yeah.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
And then the the paint remover they have to use
a stinky and also oily and expensive. So yeah, you
don't want to be getting that anywhere. That's scary.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Anyways, growing up with her paint, she would also make
me paint my room like every six months or something
like that, like take everything out, We're gonna whitewash everything.
Like I don't know, I don't know. She's crazy. She's crazy.
I love her to death. She is insane. Yeah, So
seeing how bad of a painter she was made me
want to be a really good painter, and.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Now I am nice.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
We've had to replace our windows twice because she's just
like got paint all over them, like we'll try to
scrape them and they break.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
The windows on our house are like really old and busted.
I guess maybe I don't really notice it, but we
get windows salesmen knocking on the door.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
Like crazy, well, and they're like kind of rude sometimes as.

Speaker 2 (27:26):
They're like, we picked your house out of the entire
neighborhood to sell you windows. They'll tell me that and
I'm like, oh, yikes, it must have been really dingy.

Speaker 1 (27:34):
Then you're just that's going to keep happening, even if
even when you get new windows, it's it's just it's
it's the neighborhood. It's the neighborhood because all those houses
were built fifty sixty seventies, so.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Well, it's a hot zip. I guess.

Speaker 1 (27:49):
Yeah. People that are moving there have the money to
get new windows, and they're like, you know, I want
new windows in my house.

Speaker 3 (27:54):
Yeah. We got a lot of young couples who come
in and rent over there.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah. A couple couple weeks ago, I was mowing Catherine's
lawn when I was in the front yard and one
of her new neighbors came up and started talking to
me and Catherine goes. Don't don't talk to him. He
doesn't live it, don't talk to it. Don't worry about him.
He just I'm the resident. I'm the resident.

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Well, I was already like, I don't know why I
said that.

Speaker 2 (28:19):
This is why I can't be on TV, because I
just say the wrong thing. They just blur stuff out
and I offend people. One time when I was playing
pick a ball. I think about this all the time
when you think about your most the worst things you've
ever said, or embarrassing moments when when you're waying awake
at night. One time, when I was playing pickleball, this kid,
it was like recently, man, that's why I can't make
new friends. He just like kept being like, oh, we stink,

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we stink, we keep losing, blah blah blah.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
And they weren't that bad. They really were good. We
were just better.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Sorry I didn't say that though, but he was like,
we stink, and I was like, finally, I guess I
just was tired of hearing it or something.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
I just was like, no, no, like I've seen worse
like you went and they like were like oh, like
scoffed and the girlfriend's off, and I was like, and
I should have probably been like, I didn't mean it
like that, that's them.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
I felt horrible.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
I felt like I was a jerk, and I was like, crap,
I'm never gonna make friends at pickleball because I just
insult everyone.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
I really, I don't know. I feel like we had
this conversation a couple weeks ago and I was like,
never stop insulting people, Catherine. That's your charm, that's your
you know, that's what you're never No, you have more
friends than me.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
I don't. I don't want to be famous for insulting people.
I have a I have a bluntness about me, but
I'm not like rude or mean. I realized, I don't know,
say they're wrong things sometimes.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
I loved a heckle to the point where it's like
a problem. And a couple months ago, I'll just this
is like the most white trash happening that could ever happen.
It was my stepdad's birthday, so, uh, my my uncle,
who's not my blood relative at all or any of
ours by that mean, bought tickets for everybody to go
to Micromania, which, if you don't know, is a little

(30:04):
person wrestling, and at first I was like, so, like, man,
this is like kind of exploitative, Like I'm not sure
if I'm into this. This is a weird crowd. I
don't want to be seen here. And then within five
minutes I was like, oh, you're allowed to heckle. Oh
my god. I started having the night of my life.
I got way too and here's me at like the
last match, this was like five ft in front.

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Yeah, but do you think they're fulfilled?

Speaker 2 (30:29):
Do you think they go home and they're like, no,
they getting paid?

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Well, no, I'm.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
Sure they're not like they are like they're I don't know.
I don't know how wrestlers work. But my whole point
from that is that that just that just came out.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
I guess as a woman, you have to be extra nice.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
I don't know, but I always feel like I'm the
worst person in the world when I accidentally say something
that I shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (30:53):
You know, Can I give you another example?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Sure?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Okay, God, I feel like I'm in a sitcom sometimes
and someone's writing my lines for me to supposed to
be bad.

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Okay, I've thought about this before.

Speaker 2 (31:04):
My love my scrap books are like my prize possession
because they have all my memories that I've carefully crafted
to look like a little scrap book.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Okay, So I I told Jackie before.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I was like, man, yeah, this was this is what
I would immediately grab this in my wallet and my cat.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
If we had a fire, I would take this out. Okay.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
So then when I was showing my my friend came over, Okay,
I was showing her my scrap books as well.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
I said the same thing.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
Right when I said it, I realized she had a
house fire years ago. And I didn't mean it like that,
but I'm I'm sure She was like, why'd you like
in her head like you picked that line to say
to me?

Speaker 3 (31:45):
And I literally was like.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
Oh my god, this is like what I mean when
I say say the wrong thing, but I didn't mean hor.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
I'm gonna hang on a second. I just had to
go off Mike to tell Catherine my worst to slip
up because I don't want anybody knowing that. I guess
you know that now I'm telling youybody.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Well, I just told everyone about I just feel like
I mean, I just that's all it is. I just
say the wrong thing, not trying to offend anyone. It's
just bad luck.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
I think it. I think if the fact that I talk.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
A lot and I try to make a lot of jokes,
that ups my chances of jokes not landing. But that
wasn't a joke, and the whole pick a ball thing
was just came out of my mouth. No, I've seen worse.
Oh that's yeah, that's not great. But I was trying
to comfort you, I think.

Speaker 1 (32:30):
Okay, in both of those cases, the first one, it's
like it's freaking pickleball.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Grow up, well that girlfriend scoffed at me, get.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Better, then get better at the sport. I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Then stop whining and being like fishing for compliments. I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
I'm not going to tell you you're good if you're bad.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
You know, I've seen anyways.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
And then the whole five I mean that that was
just bad luck. That's just bad timing.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Like what the second thing is like, I feel like
a house is burned down, Okay, Like that's something that happens,
and like it's not like unless less like somebody died
in the fire or like you lost your pets or something.
It's like that's a thing that happened, and it's not
going to be like I'm gonna shut down every time
somebody makes a joke about their house burned down. My

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house burned down, knock on wood. I have a lot
of expensive stuff. I don't want that to happen, but
I feel like it would be great for my comedic career.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Like Pete Davidson, I takes a lot of jokes about
his trauma.

Speaker 1 (33:26):
Yeah, you know, his main joke nine to eleven or
something like that, something to.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
Do with nine to eleven parents his dad died.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
Yeah, nine to eleven. Yeah, that's what I'm like. It
makes a lot of jokes about it. Yeah, it's like,
are you kidding me? I'm so like if if my
house burned down, I would be like, wow, like fresh
Start almost.

Speaker 2 (33:47):
Lost all my Lulu and Jim.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
Yeah. Anyways, that's my examples of what keeps me up
at night. Thanks for listening.

Speaker 2 (33:58):
There's probably a lot more, and I don't think anyone
else but me remembers them.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
But I just sometimes when I'm.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
Like, this is why I'm never going to make friends
as an adult, because I'd be saying this stuff to everyone.
This is why I can't be on Love is Blind
because I'll get canceled immediately. I would get canceled from
just those two things, probably because people are so sensitive they.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
Would start calling you like Catherine the Arsonist or something
like that.

Speaker 3 (34:23):
Yeah, I would get canceled.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Coustible Catherine, combustible Catherine. People get so crazy.

Speaker 3 (34:31):
Anyways, I'm never going on TV MHM.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Only the radio. I had a weird Uh, I had
a weird thing happened to me this morning, and I
guess we're just gonna unpack this. No. So I had
a kind of like a long long time friend, female friend,
like she texted me out of nowhere in the middle

(34:58):
of the night last night. Uh, God, I'm gonna pull
it up. It was something like if you would you
ever make a pass at me? And I was like why.
I was like, why are you asking me this right now?

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Still make a pass?

Speaker 1 (35:14):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Going steady with me?

Speaker 1 (35:17):
Are we going steady? And then I was like I
was like what did what do you mean? Why would
you ask that? And she was like would you ever
make a move at me? And I was like no,
I don't think we would be good in a relationship.
And then she's like, well, would you hook up with me?
And I was like why are you? Why are you
asking me all this?

Speaker 2 (35:34):
Like she was like drinking and they were like maybe
having that combo and she wanted validation or something.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
She but the whole point of it is that I
was like, I was like, I don't want to think
about that because it's like we're friends and like that's
where I want to keep things. And I was like,
why are you asking me this? And she's like, my
boyfriend is convinced that if you had a chance at me,
you would one hundred percent take it.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
And I was like, kinky argument that this.

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Is a kinky argument that he is in here.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Yeah, I think that's what it is and is like
threatened by you maybe, and like they were having an
argument about it and they're dragging you into it.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
I hate that. I hate that. I hate that, like
because it's like this isn't the first time that it's
happened where it's like I have either a guy friend
where it's like he gets a girlfriend and they've been
dating for a really long time and then it's like
me and her start hanging out and we're just we're
really tight. It's like, oh you love this guy, me too,
you know, And then they get weird and insecure about it,

(36:30):
and it's like, I, I don't I am not trying
to steal your girlfriend. I want to be friends with
her also, And I think it would be kind of
weird if you told us to stop hanging out, you
know what I mean. And it's like I understand, I
understand that you're uncomfortable, but it's not like I feel like.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
You shouldn't hang out with Bro's girlfriends without him though,
really really yeah, because I like, like, I don't hang out.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I would never hang out with like my girlfriend's boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
What if you've been dating for like two years.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Still, No, he's your boyfriend, he's not my friend. I'll
be friendly with him. And group said, that's so unfair.

Speaker 1 (37:10):
That's so unfair. You're not allowed to hang out with
people that you're friends with. That is so unfair.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
They were dating first.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
I'm like, I kind of I just view it as
like that's like that's your that's your singing together.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
I'm friendly with you, you're my friend in group settings, like.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
I wouldn't know. I wouldn't got on my way to
hang out with them alone.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
That's sorry, that's not that's sad. That is really sad.
Because it's like I have I have multiple friends like
this where it's like like they're like they even like
some of them. They're not dating anymore.

Speaker 3 (37:39):
Yeah, and it's fine.

Speaker 1 (37:40):
It's like I feel like that's even worse because it's like, oh,
I'm hanging out with your ex girlfriend, you know. But
it's like.

Speaker 3 (37:46):
That that's fair name at that point.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
But it's not like that I'm allowed to have friends.
What is this?

Speaker 2 (37:52):
I just maybe maybe because I don't know, maybe I'll
all have so much in common that like maybe like
with like music, like yeah, y'all all have similar interests,
but like like I don't have anything in common with
like my girlfriend's boyfriends.

Speaker 1 (38:07):
So I would not guess, okay, like that's sure.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
Yeah, unless unless like she met through like like say
like my friends started dating my pick aball teammate.

Speaker 3 (38:16):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
Like we're still gonna play pick a ball without you,
you know what I mean. That's like a common interest.
But like if like my roommate brought her boyfriend home
and they like and she's like, hey, welcome, and we
both have an interest in Mario Karr, I would not
be inviting him over to play Mario kar without her,
like because like, that's that's your boyfriend.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
That's not my friend. You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Well, it's not like okay in this situation. I'm not
like no, I'm not like excluding my friend the boyfriend.
It's always like, hey, he's busy right now, he's gonna
be home. In my in my case, my roommate, I
was like, hey, you know, Frank, he's going to be
home in like a few like this afternoon. Let's hang
out now and just like wait for him to come,

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like we'll walk your dog. I don't care whatever, you know,
I just feel like it's unfair. I can understand where
dudes get uncomfortable with that, but I feel like that
comes from a place of insecurity too, and I just
I don't freak with that. Freak with that, And it's
what I.

Speaker 3 (39:12):
Get where you're coming from.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
Whatever, I don't. I don't like being told that I'm
not allowed to be friends with somebody.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Yeah, I don't like being told, especially especially if that's
not what it is clearly. Like. I don't know, I
think your friendships, yeah, your dynamics are a little different
than like like my girl my friend's boyfriends or something,
because I have nothing in common with them, But if
y'all have like shared interests and like, it's not like
that clearly, and y'all are used to like she just
like walks to the front door casualness, then like that's different.

(39:39):
That's just not how like I don't know, Yeah, that
doesn't have it at my house. But I get where
you're coming from. But also that text thing, but that's
not okay if they're having a fight about you, and
he's like, hypothetically, if we were on the last two
people on Earth, would you hit on my girlfriend? Like
that's stupid. Yeah, that's that's stupid. That made me, Use
what is that solving?

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You're just making problems?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
And also like I like hate couples like that when
they like make up things to fight about because they
just like to fight. Like I've never understood that because
I'm like, but some people just like to fight.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
And I'm just like, y'all both need therapy.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
I get, okay, I get I am in defense of
people who like to fight. I feel like we've talked
about this too before, where it's like humans, especially dudes,
they have a natural tendency for aggression.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
Wrestle in your basement, that's what I'm saying, yeah, yeaheah.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
But like a girl from a boyfriend who just like
they love, there's a couple to be fighting at every
single birthday party or wedding or going out.

Speaker 3 (40:36):
I can't take it.

Speaker 2 (40:37):
And then they're like, oh my god, they make it
everyone's problem and they're never going to break up because
they love the.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Fight they just have. They just have nothing better.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I don't understand that. I think that's stupid. Both need
they're just bored. It's just literally deal with some real problems. Yeah,
I would like to go punch someone. Yeah, I want
to see how hard it can punch.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
You should do kickbox.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
I want to do it's too really bad. That'll be
my next hobby.

Speaker 2 (41:02):
I'm getting through my tap dancing phase, and then I'm
gonna do swim team.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
And swim team. I have not decided my next big hobby.
My last big hobby last month was like learning about
stocks and crypto and a bunch of other boring stuff
because I'm trying to get my money up. But I
go through a monthly thing. One month it was learning

(41:26):
how an automatic transmission works on a vehicle. One month
it was tuning drums. Another month it was learning Beatles covers.
You know, ballet. Yeah, sure, ballet was like march.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
I do want to learn drums really badly.

Speaker 1 (41:39):
We could do that.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I want to play drums in the church band.

Speaker 2 (41:43):
I think that would be really funny if I just
didn't tell anyone and one day I was like, hey, man,
can I sub in?

Speaker 1 (41:49):
No, I'm actually a really sick drummer, and then like
you can call your references and I can be like, yeah,
Catherine Fills, that.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Would be hilarious. That would be so funny.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
No. Yeah, that's why I like I. That's why I
want to like get good at ballet, is that I
want to be able to like be on a date
with some chick or something and be like, watch me,
watch me, watch me hit a little ramcutan or whatever
you call that. Sure, I don't think if your under you,
definitely I think so. There's another one. Was the first one,

(42:19):
tombay Combe. I'm great at that.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
You've learned a prep. You've learned?

Speaker 1 (42:30):
Have you learned like the diet? I gotta get the
ballerina diet, specifically the Russian diet.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Those Russian ladies are just so mean and they're like
I can see on lunch.

Speaker 1 (42:42):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
Anyways, well I'm going to do well. We're gonna do
swim team together.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
Yeah that's right, I forgot. I'm gonna put on this
and get so ripped, get.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
Some face, get a Facebook market, good will, Speedo brand, swim.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Suit yeah, swim cap, nose plug.

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Um. I think that's it for me