100 Men Vs A Gorilla and Memorable Phone Calls - Blitz Morning 5-1-25

Could 100 men take down a silver back gorilla without weapons?
What is the most memorable phone call you ever received?
Steed or stripper
New York City police are being watched closely by the public
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your morning blitz begins. Now, let's get going on Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's gonna be an interesting one as it's gonna be
a high of eighty two, but we will have some
rain and possible storms rolling through, so be ready for that.
I think. Did you get your greenhouse built?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
I did?

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Oh good, Yes, came with a little delay too, A
little delay, mean a little bit.

Speaker 1 (00:30):
Put a drill bit right through my finger.

Speaker 4 (00:33):
Oh, let's see it.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
It went in the bottom and came out the top.
Did you go to urgent? Yeah, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
Even You can see it. You can see where it
went in and where it came out.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Oh my gosh, how are you here right now? Why
aren't you with the doctor?

Speaker 5 (00:54):
It was because it was only a one thirty second
of an inch drill bit, thank god, so on a
syringe needle basically, yeah, okay, I mean a little a
little thicker. But man, I was I was hurrying, and
I was being careless, and I was holding a thing
that I was trying to drill a hole in for
a screw, and I just misjudged where my finger was

(01:14):
and I was pushing hard, and all of a sudden
it popped through, and I didn't expect it and went
right up through my face.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did you go to the doctor.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
No, you need to go to the doctor, because yeah,
you do. Was that drill bit sterilized when it went
through your hand? Okay, go to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
You're gonna be mid sentence, lockjawks.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah you need to go get a ten.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
When like two years ago you got to get one
every five.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
Years, No, every ten years, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:42):
Every ten years, so you even got it.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But I'm you're acting like you. I want to see
your medical records. I don't believe if.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
That wasn't, if that wasn't the most womanist move ever,
let me correct the man and tell him not only
is he wrong, he's more wrong than he thought he was.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
I want to records.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
I'm telling you because when I had to when I
got the hook in my finger from fishing, I had
to get a tennis shot and that was definitely less
than ten years. And that was less than ten years.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah, I do think it is everything anyway.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
And man, you know, it happened so fast, just like
I I was. It was the most bizarre thing.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
So and I immediately I saw it go up and
I went, oh my god, I pulled the drill right
back down, and I was like, uh oh, and the
blood is squirting out of my finger. I had to
clean a bunch of blood off my new Uh what
do you call it?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
My drug? Then?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Are there are there any arteries in the fingers right there?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Well I would if there if I hit an ardor
there's not. No, Okay, I don't think.

Speaker 4 (02:45):
I don't know. Doctors of the Blitz Texas at ninety
nine seven hundred and tell us why thick Rick should
go get that checked out at the emergency room.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
I definitely have feeling went through your finger. Yes, you
need a specialized hand surgeon.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Surgeon, yeah, you got about you got about four days before.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You can only count to nine.

Speaker 4 (03:10):
So real man, how did you? But although I understand
that you, I would want to avoid the doctor at
all costs if possible.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
If I start noticing something, you know, I.

Speaker 4 (03:23):
Noticed something, A big old hole through your finger.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, I had a drill bit go through it. But
I ran inside. Oh my god, there was a lot
of blood.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (03:31):
And I immediately started washing it and then I wrapped
a rag around it and held it tight just as
much pressure as I could for quite a while.

Speaker 1 (03:39):
I took it off, the bloody and the bleeding had stopped.
I put neo scorn on it, cleaned it up, bandaged.

Speaker 4 (03:44):
It is that what they taught you in medical school.
You need a doctor to look at that.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Yes, they I didn't have to go to medical school
to learn that. You clean a wound and you put
medicine on it, and.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Medicine it's just like putting basoline on it.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
I know that.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Yes, what fox side is, I'm over here educating, right,
you really are right now? I know it?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Okay, Well, my god, I mean I hope you still
have finger and it doesn't just have feeling and it
doesn't start changing color anything.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
I can definitely still feel everything, okay, especially when I
push right there on that phone.

Speaker 4 (04:20):
When you lose that, we're going to start old fingers thick, yeah,
thick fingers.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, I'm glad you're you're okay. I want to real quick.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
I don't know who it is, but you know we're
we're entering.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
It's been officially ninety days we've been doing the show together,
entering month number four. Everything has been amazing. Uh, everyone's
been great.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Here.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Have you learned a lot from me?

Speaker 2 (04:47):
I've learned so much from you. But I've officially found
the first person I don't like in the building. Oh no,
which is always interesting when you find that person, you're like, oh,
that's the first person that that I don't like. I've
got an issue with this person, and in fact, I

(05:08):
would love I would love to have a few words
with this person, like face to face. What because I
don't know exactly who it is. But I went to
go make Oh okay, I went to go make coffee
this morning. And for since day one I've been working here,
we've had the coffee pouches that you rip open and
dump into the into the filter.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well we don't have that.

Speaker 2 (05:31):
We ran out of the pouches, so now we've there's
a giant can of coffee ground and someone left the
scoops out, which are basically just the plastic measuring cups
you get for you know, one cup, quarter cup, half cup,
and so the one cup has got the grounds in it,
you can see. But someone wrote on the outside of

(05:52):
the cup or the one cup scoop fill line, Yeah,
don't tell me how much coffee to put in my filter.
That is your fill line, sir.

Speaker 1 (06:05):
Don't tell me.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
It's just a guide, it's not a law.

Speaker 1 (06:08):
Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I said, after your fill line and I filled up the.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
Whole one cup scoop, good for you.

Speaker 2 (06:17):
It was way too strong. There's too much coffee. The
fill line totally makes that. It was way too much.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I will say that I did not make the fill line,
but I appreciate the fill.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
I saw it and I was like, don't tell me
how much grounds to use.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I need to tell you about this coffee situation. Is
this what we are? We have now? The gigantic big
thing of.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Maxwells the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
I mean, what do you want? But the Kona, the Arabian?
What do you that's better coffee.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Than what's in those package?

Speaker 4 (06:49):
I disagree. I unless I really got used to a
sub standard coffee that now I prefer. I brought in
some coffee. So I need for you to drink the
good coffee that I brought up.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
Oh okay, I'm all about that.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Yeah, I can't. I can't do that. Whatever that is,
it's not ground right, it's not yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Uh yeah, don't get stepsis. We've got a couple of
text rolling in Okay, Yes, it's gonna be rolling in
tetanus for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh your mom texted in and said he's fine, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, you honest, see what happened to my brother in law.

Speaker 2 (07:24):
Let's get going on of Thursday. Think what's the Blitz
Morning tribute today?

Speaker 1 (07:28):
All right, this was just announced the new movie is coming.
This is a.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Sequel to a twenty twenty four movie that was a
reboot of a nineteen eighty nine movie. Just announced there
will be a sequel to this movie from last year
that was a reboot of a movie in nineteen eighty nine.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Tell us what the movie is.

Speaker 5 (07:47):
If your first one to text in, we'll give you
twenty five bucks to go spend it waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Well, here we go.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
May First, I got a couple of text messages. I
guess we've bet you know, being in the studio a
little bit earlier, it's already raining in a lot of places,
the thunderstorms already here, and so yeah, I thought I
heard thunder I guess I wasn't paying attention, but I
was talking about how storms around the way we can
get some storms today. People are like, it's right bad.

(08:14):
I'm in a closed studio here. I can't see outside, which,
by the way, there was way way more traffic this
morning at four forty when I was pulling in on
Dublin Road here than I've ever seen. Why is why
is it so busy this morning? It was very odd.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
It's Bay May That's true, It's first.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
It is May first.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I get that out of the way.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Did you just drop in sync on it? I did.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
I wanted to do it before anybody did it to me.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
You don't know about the meme that goes around every year.
It's gonna be.

Speaker 4 (08:48):
May first, every single May first.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
How have you avoided that on social media? It's just
lucky everywhere every year. The picture of Justin Timberlake and
his right hair, which I tried to emulate when I
was twenty two years old. I had the Ramen hair.
I highlighted my curls, highlighted the tips. Oh yeah, is
that what that's called? Yeah, I never heard that term. Well,

(09:13):
highlighted the tips.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
No Ramen hair, Oh, Romen hair.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
His was way more blonde. Literally looked like Ramen.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I did. I had brown hair, but I frosted the
tips nice smooth. I never showed you my first I
want to see this. I never showed you my first
radio picture. We get see Goose with hair. Oh man,
I'm gonna have to pull this up real quick. Hold on,
let's take two seconds.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Boy.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
Oh yeah, you're gonna love this.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
Oh. I had the.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Ying yang like leather necklace ear rings in both my ears.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
Curly hair, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
Still do It's just not enough of it to curl. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
I missed those days when I actually had all that hair.
You could put product in it. Oh, yeah, here we go,
Harry Kelly.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Okay, Oh look.

Speaker 7 (09:59):
At the.

Speaker 4 (10:01):
Yeah, I know how I would take that case.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Oh look at that.

Speaker 4 (10:06):
That looks great.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Well, look at you boy band Goose.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Oh absolutely, boy band Goose. My goat chee and my earrings.
Oh for sure. Speaking of it's gonna be May, Yes,
it is May first. You got some things to look
forward to in the month of May. Both the NBA
and NHL playoffs continue. Bye bye Lebron, Bye bye se.
I doubt he plays. I think he's done. I know

(10:32):
he plays. Yep. The Kentucky Derby obviously is coming up
this Saturday. The Preakness follows that. If you're a golf
champ golf fan, PGA Championship is coming up to eighty
five hundred. The French open all taking place. If you're
a movie fan, Thunderbolt opens tomorrow. Already have my tickets
for that? Can I wait? I'm going to see that
in the X the Ex Theater with the three movie screens. Yeah, oh,

(10:53):
I can't wait. I'm so excited. If you want to
see all the height between Alec Baldwin and Rust, that
movie comes out after a three year.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Delay, Are you gonna? Will you gonna see that?

Speaker 2 (11:04):
No?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
I will definitely not go to the theaters.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
I have no desire to see it.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Me neither. And I love Alec Baldon.

Speaker 2 (11:10):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
I don't even know what the movie's about.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
Something about some guy with a gun. Good Lord, Kelly,
am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (11:24):
No? No, you're not?

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Also a mission impossible. The Final Reckoning opens up May
twenty third. If you want to check that out, Let's
see on TV David Spade's got a new stand up
special coming Welcome to Wrexham. Yeah, guys, let's see Poker
Faces returning for a second season. You've got Ricky and
Morty returning on the twenty fifth the American Music Awards.

(11:49):
If you want to see a Music Show season. Gowani
of America's Got Talent is back, so there's a there's
quite a bit, and of course you can always celebrate
May the Fourth coming up this Sunday, May the Fourth
be with You, which you can do so in Hell
City tattoof Fest, which kicks off tomorrow as well.

Speaker 4 (12:04):
Saw your video yesterday.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
Yeah, set up's going good.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
I'm going to get my tattoo today at Red Tree
and then I'll be at the Hell City tattoof Fest
tomorrow night, probably around like six thirty seven o'clock if
or something.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
What's final decision on that tattoo, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (12:19):
I want to see his designs first. It's either going
to be on the right chest area, chest goal area
or on my forearms. Okay, I'm not sure yet. Outside
of my forums, it's I'm leaning towards the forearms, okay,
right now, So we'll see.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
I can't wait.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
I'm a little nervous. Not gonna lie. We'll get to it.
I'll post pictures and all that stuff, and I'll have
another video as they're doing the tattoo, so you can
see me WinCE and bitch and moan like a like
a little whimp.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
You know, I will bet you that that hurts worse
than the drill bet through my finger.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Probably it didn't hurt that bad.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
It did not hurt that bad. There was a little
bit of a throbbing there, and then it was just
kind of subtle.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I don't want to hear about your Saturday Night seven
of the Blitz.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
Do you want the answer to the trivia question? Oh?
We go, Yeah, I guess we can do that.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Sorry, we just get that right.

Speaker 1 (13:08):
All right.

Speaker 5 (13:08):
The question was a sequel is coming to a movie
that was out in twenty twenty four, which was a
reboot of a nineteen eighty nine movie. So, yes, we
are getting Jake Jillenhall in Roadhouse two.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Oh really, Yes, they're doing another one.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, and I gotta say it was a fun ride
the first one.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Yeah, like the first one.

Speaker 5 (13:30):
I don't I don't think we'll get you know, what's
his name McGregor? No, but he's dead. Yeah, yeah, that's right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Spoiler, thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
I've never seen it.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Yeah, So that's that's the answer to that question. And
David and Marysville was the first one to text it in.
So he gets twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
All right, let's start real quad over in Britain and
give ten year old Cooper Wallace a big old round
of applause winning the gold medal for a second year
in a row at the European Goal Screeching Championship. Take
a listen. Congratulations, young man, and.

Speaker 4 (14:35):
You get mad at me for giving him a drum set.
You had to listen and practice that for months.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Right, he did it all at the European Gulf Screeching
Championship again for the second year in a row. Dressed
in his seagull costume. He went all out, really good,
very good. Yeah, absolutely, way to go, young man. I
don't know New Zealand is deaf and on the bucket list.

(15:02):
I would love to go to New Zealand. However, there
is a airport in Gisborne City which is known for
some amazing ocean views, amazing surfing and some really beautiful,
you know, ocean front areas there. However, to get there

(15:24):
you have to land at the Gisborne Airport, and I
don't know if I have any desire to land at
this airport because it is listed as one of the
most dangerous airports. There is a train track that runs
directly through the landing runway. What yes, no, yes, I

(15:46):
don't know how, but the the train track actually cuts
directly across the runway where the planes land. Now, the
good news is the train track is only used about
twice a month, but it still takes a lot of
coordination to make sure that you don't have a plane

(16:06):
coming in because they have got daily flights in and
out of that airport all the time.

Speaker 1 (16:12):
So uh yeah, I would need to.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I want to personally inspect the chart and the logistics
to make sure that there's no train coming What the
heck anytime near when my plane.

Speaker 1 (16:25):
Is going to end?

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Have you seen that video it made the rounds on
Tiktoka the air it's an airport, I don't know. Is
it a Caribbean island or something where it basically has
to fly like they're almost landing on the freeway. But
then you then the landing strip is right near the
free well, like it's bizarre. You're watching this plane about
fifteen feet above a vehicle.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Right, Yeah, there's a couple of there's another one. I
think it's in the Bahamas where the runway the beginning
part of the runway is almost right next to the beach,
so people will stand at the fence seeing if they
can stay there while the jet propulsion blows them back.
Oh yeah, unbelievable. And finally, a woman in Saginaw County

(17:11):
up there in Michigan had to call Animal Care and
Control because, well, she found out humping like jack rabbits
is a real thing. She ended up buying a few
rabbits as pets for her kids, but they started breeding
and she couldn't stop them. She even tried separating them
by putting them in pens in her basement, but they

(17:31):
got around that by chewing through the drywall and other materials,
making it impossible to contain them.

Speaker 4 (17:36):
Oh, bunny's got a hump.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Bunny's got a hump. After getting a few rabbits for
her kids, she now had more than sixty five running
around her house.

Speaker 1 (17:48):
She has got to be a mess.

Speaker 2 (17:49):
Oh, she said. It was even worse because a few
of the female rabbits were pregnant. Again, she ended up
calling animal control and so they came and collected the rabbits, saying, look,
a lot of the rabbits needed immediate medical attention. Some
were so severe they had to be euthanized. You couldn't
take care of sixty five rabbits.

Speaker 4 (18:09):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
So the shelter came out and said, look, we get it.

Speaker 1 (18:13):
You were well intentioned.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
You wanted to get your kids a pet, but you
have to do all the research before you end up
getting your kids a pet, said, especially something not as
domestic or simple as like a dog or a cat.
If you're going a different route, make sure you do
all your research before you end up with sixty five
rabbits running around just humping everywhere you turn more humping rabbits.

(18:36):
Oh my god, you're not so breaking news. Not some
of the blitz. I think this would be absolutely crazy.
I think it's fair to say that no one is
like one hundred percent at their job or doing their
job all the time. I think all of us, at

(18:57):
some point or another have slacked a little bit work,
and you know, occasionally you might get kind of called
out for your slacking, or you have a cowork who
gets called out for slacking, or maybe you're on probation,
or maybe they're keeping a little bit of a closer
eye on you, But could you imagine if an entire

(19:20):
city was keeping an eye on you doing your job.
And that is what's happening in New York City right now,
because apparently there were some complaints to Mayor Eric Adams,
the mayor of New York City, about police officers not
really doing what they were supposed to be doing. A
lot of them were caught, especially in the transit system,

(19:41):
the subway cops that were standing around, like looking at
their phones and not doing anything. So the mayor put
out literally a citywide PSA, a citywide message, Hey, if
you see police officers standing around staring at their phones,
snap a picture and send it to us, because we
want to crack down on police officers not doing what

(20:04):
they're supposed to be doing. They have received hundreds of
photos of police officers in these subway stations standing around
just looking at their phones. Now, he did say in
the message, I will go down to those subway stations
and confront these police officers. I don't know if he's
actually can do it himself, but they did start an
entire committee, if you will, sending out notices to certain

(20:29):
precincts about what the hell's going on over there? Why
aren't you officers doing their job? But could you imagine
having an entire city always keeping an eye on what
you're doing?

Speaker 1 (20:40):
Attention all, Karens. Attention all, Karens.

Speaker 4 (20:43):
Can you imagine the glee that the citizens have and
being able to snap pictures?

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Right?

Speaker 4 (20:50):
I mean that just really gets to the heart of
us wanting to monitor the monitors.

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Do you think that's yes, yeah, but you're saying, Karens,
do you think that's a bit much thick? Oh?

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, no, I was kidding, But I mean that's your
the they're the ones who are gonna like be on
the search for these guys, true, you know, yeah, well
you just gave them a great, you know, goal and
something to do every day.

Speaker 1 (21:15):
I would just be so mad.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
And I'm looking at this website and sure enough they've
posted some of these pictures of these officers standing around saying,
out of five policemen, I saw five that were on
their phones today.

Speaker 4 (21:27):
I love it when it's in the cruiser driving. Have
you ever seen those?

Speaker 8 (21:31):
I have?

Speaker 4 (21:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Okay, So what if you're what if you're a police
officer and your schedule to sit at this location as
a speed trap and you're just watching cars go by.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
Can you not look at your phone? You can look
up at the well And that's the thing. I mean,
I don't have a problem with that, okay.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
And again, some of these officers are you know, their
job is to just kind of walk up and down
the subway, yeah, you know, tunnels and stuff, or not
the tunnels, but the subway areas.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
And sure enough if nothing's going on. But I I
am looking at.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
Some of these pictures where there's three officers standing around
and all three of them are leaning against the wall
looking at their phones, and it's like, all right, maybe
going like someone keep an eye out for something. That's
kind of what you're there for.

Speaker 1 (22:13):
Yeah, why are all three of them too?

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Well, they do have like officers in groups, okay, yeah,
for sure, But to have three of them all looking
down at their phone.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
That's not like one of them got a call from
home and.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
They have to pick up the phone or something.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
That's them bored killing times.

Speaker 5 (22:30):
How we've raised society to be these days, man, As
you know, they were doing it in their classrooms and
now they're doing it at work.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Everybody does.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
I just don't want an entire city keeping an eye out.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
And although specifically looking for you know, something I'm doing wrong,
but they kind of are for you and us. Well,
I mean that's true.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
They screw up, we're gonna know drop it, you know,
big ol'f bomb on the air, They're gonna know for sure.
So well, coming out, we have got your chance to win.
If you want to go see Shang Wang, We're going
to give you a chance to win. Those tickets here
in a little bit of nine nine seven of the blitz.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
Down the three things you need to know before you got.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
Three adults found dead early this morning in an apparent
double murder. Suicide happened in an apartment near Gender and
Refugee Roads. Columbus police called to the apartment at about
twelve thirty this morning. One male and one female found
dead outside an apartment on Esquire Drive. One male found
dead inside the apartment. Man is in critical condition after
falling twenty one feet from a wall at a Pittsburgh

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Pirates game yesterday. Witnesses reported seeing the man tumbling through
the air before landing on the warning track area in
right field. They say it was not clear whether he
jumped or fell from the stands, but he reportedly dropped
from the twenty one foot Clemente Wall during the seventh inning.
Emergency responders rushed to the scene, took him out of
the stadium on a stretcher, and he was hospitalized. Players

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were shocked. I guess the entire crowd went silent. Some
of the knelt down to prey. Gameplay was paused but
eventually resumed, and the Pirates ultimately one four to three.
An update to the story we did at this time yesterday,
there was eleven high school lacrosse players in Syracuse, New York,
who are suspected of being involved in that hazing of
some younger players. The DA in that city said, you

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have forty eight hours to turn yourselves in. If you do,
we'll go lenient on you. They all turned themselves in yesterday.
Authority say at least one of the students is eighteen.
Remember as a kid, that was a thing when you
were in your mid teens, like make sure you commit
all your crimes before eighteen. That was a thing. Well
this kid didn't. He is eighteen years old. So he

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will be arraigned in adult court, while the juveniles will
head to family court. They're all facing charges on unlawful imprisonment.
What do they do. If you didn't hear the story yesterday,
these high school cross players, the older ones, they decided
they were going to take five younger players out to eat.
But what they really did was they kidnapped napped them.
They brought them to some remote location where these other

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lacrosse players were all dressed up and like masks and
dark clothing, and they brought out a gun and what
looked like a gun and a knife and acted like
they were going to kidnap the kids. Four of them
took off running and they got away, but they did
grab the fifth younger kid and they threw a pillow
case at pillowcase over his head. They tied them up,
they threw them in the trunk of a car, drove
him to the woods, dropped him off, and left him there.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
You can't do that, No, you can't.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
You cannot do that.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
So it's a step.

Speaker 2 (25:26):
Beyond hazing, or about seven steps beyond hazing, right.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Agreed, So these kids are all learning a bit of
a tough lesson. They did apologize, They said they things
just got out of hand and they were very sorry
that they regret the incident. Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
It's Thursday.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
It's officially one week from Sonic Temple. Yeah, very exciting.
You can start really counting down the days looking forward
to Sonic Temple and you're like, oh, I can't wait.
I need a little release. Things haven't been going my way.
Hasn't been the best week so far. Well, we're gonna
help with that because I enjoy visiting one of my

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favorite websites, f my life, people sharing how bad their
day is going so you can feel a little bit
better about yours, like this person who wrote, today, I
woke up bleeding from every office on my body. I
got a nose bleed from my medication. My gum's bled
when I brush my teeth. It's that time of the
month and I have hemoroids.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm going to act a bit right.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
Yeah, at that point, just take the day off.

Speaker 1 (26:33):
Today.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
Today I clicked on a shortcut that I made years ago,
not remembering what it was. It. Immediately sent a message
to my ex, who I'm in no contact with, which said,
I love you. Gotta be careful with those shortcuts. Today,
my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing
my tampon. As I was throwing away the applicator, I

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felt a sharp pain around my vijij I looked down
and he was swatting at the string. No, I can't
even fathom. Today, while working as a hotel guard, I
found a homeless man lying in the grass. I asked

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him to move, and he ignored me, continuing to lie
there with his head resting on his arms with a
big smile on his face. I got annoyed and started
to yell at him. After a few minutes, I realized
he was dead.

Speaker 4 (27:30):
You're gonna but he had a smile on his face.

Speaker 2 (27:36):
With a smile. Today, my cat brought me a gift
by dragging a sock from my neighbor's porch. It was
a child's sock. I went back to the neighbors and
took it back to him. But now I'm pretty sure
my neighbor thinks I'm some freak who collects kids socks.
That's weird, Like, how do you just throw that sock
away the surveillance?

Speaker 4 (27:58):
Oh well no, yeah, because cat, Yeah, you're not taking
it off the porch.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
This cat didn't bring him a dampon. Yeah, it's very true,
absolutely full circle. Today, I was.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Getting ready for the neighborhood pool party and I was
running very late. I reached for my deorderant and sprayed
it on. It was only when I was at the
pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed my spray
tan and covered my underarms in it. Weird brown circles
in your arm pits everybody, everybody to see it. Today,
my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne

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at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending
one year sober.

Speaker 1 (28:35):
Right the room, man m okay, I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (28:40):
Today, my girlfriend in two years and I decided to
have sex for the first time. We were in the room,
finally ready to start. She convinced that she had actually
never seen a man without his clothes on before. To
make her more comfortable, I took my clothes off first.
At first sight, she fainted. It can be a bit

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of brunt if you've never seen it before. It can
be a bit shocking.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
It's not all your unicorns and rainbows down there.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
And finally, today I came home from college to find
my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled
by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit who put
it on him. I don't know what's worse that my
family or a bunch of ass hads, so that my
nighty is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Oh, that's a bad.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Day for sure.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
That's really not it's a nightgown.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Yeah, that is true.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
There's a moo moo.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
I hope you feel better about your day seven of
the Blitz.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
All right.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
If you're looking for something to watch for about eighty
seven seconds on Saturday, you can check out the Kentucky Derby,
or well, you could watch four hours of coverage and
then eighty seven I can say the race, yeah, exactly
at six hour pregame unbelievable. Our reason to get together
and put on a big old hat, enjoy.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
A mint, jewlub and some food.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
What's in a mint? Julip mint? I mean alcohol wise?
Pretty sure it's rum rum. I believe that would make sense.
I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Right now, do the googles. Uh, let's see here. I
mud cracked ice, add bourbon and stirwell. Okay, put it
in a highball glass and you gently muddle the mint,
sugar and water.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
Fill the glass of cracked ice, add bourbon and stirwell.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Baby, Okay, wow, get out there and enjoy.

Speaker 8 (30:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
But noticing some of the horses that are entering the race,
which Kelly covered yesterday, Uh, the names are just weird.
Professional professional horse names are weird.

Speaker 4 (30:55):
I like the name journalism, but I would never name
an animal that.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
No, I would not. But I also found that a
lot of these horse names compare to a lot of
stripper names as well. So we're gonna play stripper or
steed like that. Give you a name, and you guys
are gonna take guesses as to whether or not it's
a stripper or steed. Okay, all right, We're gonna start
with this one. Tricky tricksy, tricky tricksy stripper steed, Kelly,

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what do you think.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Horse?

Speaker 2 (31:26):
That is a horse? Yes, that is a horse.

Speaker 1 (31:29):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (31:30):
What about Magnum Moon. Magnum that is a horse, In fact,
won the twenty eighteen Derby Magnum Moon.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
Uh oh that's right, yeah, Oh damn it.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
Naughty Robin, naughty Robin horse horse stripper. Yeah, very very confused.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
We're not doing well, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Let's see Angel of Envy stripper or steed horse stripper.

Speaker 6 (32:00):
Son of.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
I need to get out more.

Speaker 2 (32:05):
Uh, to the club rock, hard rock, hard stripper, steed horse.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
I hope it's a horse.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
That is a horse.

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Man, I have one prickly pete.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Again, I hope it's a horse.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
It's a horse.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Oh is it really?

Speaker 4 (32:26):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
Good one. Let's see classy bridget, classy bridget, stripper, stripper, stripper, steed.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
I don't want to go horse.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
That is the steed. Yes, there's a steed.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
And finally uh roxy silk roxy silk stripper, steed, stripper.
That is a stripper.

Speaker 1 (32:47):
Yes, okay, not bad, not bad.

Speaker 2 (32:49):
You got about fifty fifty there.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
We had a nice comeback there in the second.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, if you want to do what she said, go on.

Speaker 1 (33:00):
How you hearing?

Speaker 2 (33:01):
That's what she said? And I was gonna say, Kim
Kardashian because that just reminds me of the Parks and
rec Deleeper Blooper. If you haven't seen it, highly recommend
checking it out. So as we enter May one, just
kind of looking back, we've completed ninety days of this show.

Speaker 1 (33:25):
Been an absolute blast.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
And I remember it was back in October, yeah, about
October last year, end of October, beginning of November when
I decided to send my stuff off to the bosses
to apply for this job, and then you know, going
through the process. If you remember, I came down for

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a couple of days I think in December, was it January? Okay, yeah,
January when I hung out with you guys for a
couple of days, and then kind of waiting because in
my twenty six years seven years of doing radio, so
the first rock station I've ever worked at, boys wanted
to work at a rock station. Boys wanted to do

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a morning show on a rock station. Sorry, remember getting
that phone call when they offered me the job, and
I was just elated. I mean I couldn't wait, especially
after when I got to come down and hang out
with YouTube for two days and how much fun we
had just onlike the audition, the process or the practice process.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Like them mediately.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Yeah, it was just a blast. And really the only
thing that I can think of that kind of matches
that and kind of getting a dream job would be
what happened a few years prior at another dream job,
was I got to I got the phone call to
go back home to Detroit to do a morning show
in Detroit. I was going to get to do morning
radio in my hometown after living across the country, you know,

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kind of a heads up there on the best phone
calls I've ever received in my entire life. So I
want to know, what's the most memorable phone call you
ever got in your life? Can do you remember, Kelly?

Speaker 4 (35:00):
I mean of okay, Okay, I have a downer phone
call that I won't say because it's a downer. But
I remember the bad things more than I remember the
good things. So I do have a downer one, but
let me go with the best one I ever received.
I met Charlie, my husband. I met him, I want
to say, in May of twenty twenty two, and I

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instantly was like, yeah, I absolutely like am into the sky.
I want to go out with him, and I would
sort of arrange to I knew where he was. We
met at church and it was a giant church, so
I knew kind of where he was typically on a
Sunday morning, and I'd plant myself around the air totally stalking.
I want to like accidentally run into him, have some

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conversations and I can try to flirt, which I'm terrible at. Yes,
So it wasn't until the end of July that he
called me wow. So that was a difficult few months there,
But I won't ever forget that phone call, that first
phone call where I was like.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
It's on baby, Why did he?

Speaker 2 (36:09):
How did he get your number? Though?

Speaker 4 (36:11):
A friend of mine saw him at a wedding and
she knew I was like really into him, and she's like, hey,
what do you think about Kelly Quinn? And he was like, yeah,
I think she's great. He's like, you want her number?
And he said yeah. She wrote it on a napkin
and she.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Told you she gave your number to him.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Yes, and then you had to wait.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
And he still has the napkin that she wrote. But yes,
I remember that first phone call like it was yesterday.
It was very exciting.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
The barbecue sauce on it too, where he wiped his.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
Nine thick what's the most memorable phone call you ever got? So?

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Funny thing when you got the call from here? Was
it from hal Fish first? Was he the first one
to contact you? Yes, okay, that's our boss. He's I mean,
he's the one who invented the blitz way back when
right Mine was from him too, And it's because of
what he said, because when I applied here, you know,
seventy five years ago or whatever it's been. I dropped

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off a brown paper bag with my demo tape and
a six pack of Miller Genuine Draft. And when he
called me the next day, he said, hey, tow Fish,
anybody who sends me beer gets an interview. I'll never
forget that.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
I'm like, it worked, Yeah, it work.

Speaker 4 (37:27):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (37:28):
You gotta get her from the door somehow, get some attention.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
Man. You know, eight hundred and eighty two to one,
ninety nine seven oh or ninety nine seven hundred, what's
the most memorable phone call you ever got? And you know,
I don't Kelly, you kind of sidestepped it. Sometimes the
most memorable isn't the best phone call? Yeah, it's the
most memorable. Not to bring anyone down on a third

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is the thing that.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
Maybe shocks your brain cells and sort of something settles
in there that's never going to leave. Get that type
of a terrible phone call.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
So absolutely all right, eight ninety nine seven or ninety
nine seven hundred, want to hear yours give us a call.
Let us know what's the most memorable phone call you
ever got? Some of the blitz, what's the most memorable
phone call you've ever received? Tasha, good morning. How are you.

Speaker 1 (38:19):
I'm good, How are you guys?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Good? What's the most memorable phone call you ever received? So?

Speaker 7 (38:24):
I received a phone call from President Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (38:27):
Wait what?

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Wait? Was it like a pre recorded one please vote
for me in November?

Speaker 8 (38:34):
No?

Speaker 7 (38:35):
No, he was live on the phone.

Speaker 1 (38:37):
Why wait?

Speaker 2 (38:38):
When was this?

Speaker 7 (38:40):
So this was back during the election, and it was
right before the Ohio State Michigan game and I was
at my best friend's talace. We were having a bonfire
in my cell phone rang and it said Donald Trump.

Speaker 9 (38:55):
And at first I.

Speaker 7 (38:56):
Was like, okay, this is just a sam call whatever,
and my buddy was like, just answer it.

Speaker 10 (39:02):
So I did.

Speaker 7 (39:03):
And JD Vance has my cell phone numbers because of
my work, I guess so because I do permitting for
homebuilders in Ohio.

Speaker 9 (39:13):
So I'm down at.

Speaker 7 (39:14):
City of Columbus Building Department every day for work and
there's several people down there that are big wigs that
know who I am.

Speaker 9 (39:24):
Okay, anyways, I answered the phone and at first it's
this lady and she said, yes, please hold for Donald Trump.
And he got on the phone and he spoke to
I had him one speaker phone, so he greeted my
husband my friend, myself.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
All of us what wow.

Speaker 10 (39:43):
Yeah, And we were all like kind of in shock,
and he was like, so I just want to assure
that I do have your vote in November. And I'm like,
of course, you know, and he was like JD.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Vance is here with me, and we were all just
kind of like in this big group chat.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Like there's no way that I'm going to stick around
on the phone if someone says please hold for Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
And I mean that in the way that there's no
way I would believe that.

Speaker 4 (40:16):
That's wild. And he's so distinctive. I guess. I guess
somebody could fool you with an impersonation, but you could
tell if it was real.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
I feel like you could tell there's some pretty good
person there.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
But knowing that Jadie Vance has your phone number, I
guess I would then believe, Okay, this is totally believable. Yeah, wild.

Speaker 7 (40:34):
And then we talked about the High State Michigan game
that was coming up.

Speaker 9 (40:38):
And everything, and he was like, I know we're gonna
beat Michigan, and how.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
Did that work out for you?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
Just out of curiosity, how did that work out for you?
Just wondering, Well, Tasha, that's a really cool phone call.
The kay, I appreciate the phone gave a great day,
Oh you too.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
But I can see why that would be a memorable
one that you.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
Will absolutely this is crazy, Jay says. My mom was
the most amazing woman in the world. She was like
a grandma to everyone, and she got sick. She had
to be put on a trake and I didn't hear
her voice for three months. I remember then my phone
rang while I was working driving the truck, thinking it
was a nurse giving me an update. But as I
listened closely, it was my mom calling for the first time.

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So I pulled over, pulled over and ran out of
the car away from traffic so I could hear my
mom talking, obviously because her voice was weak from being
on a trake. But getting that phone call, that's absolutely unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Yeah, h wild, Leslie says my name, the best phone
call I ever received is one I'll never forget back.
In November, I got a phone call from the game
show Cash Explosion. I was picked for one of the contestants.
Needless to say, I won quite a bit of money. Really,
that's wild, Leslie.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
How much did.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
You need to give us a number?

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Because I have a friend who's a kind of a
game show veteran. Now I think she's been on like
three Really, she's on some money stuff, some money. Uh,
let's see it, says. My most memorable phone call I
had came seven years ago when my father called me
out of balloo for the first time. Hearing from him
in twenty five years.

Speaker 4 (42:11):
Wow, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
That is a memorable phone call. Without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (42:16):
My God, Angela said, what happened with Kelly Quinn and
the napkin Guy. I married the napkin guy. I've been
married for twenty two years, the naping guy.

Speaker 2 (42:24):
I think you should permanently refer to him as the
napkin guy now, without a doubt. Eight ninety ninety seven. Oh,
I'd love to hear your most memorable phone call, if
you've got one.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
We have a lot of calls about babies.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
Oh. I could totally see that. I could totally see
that would be a big deal, especially like if you're
if you know, I saw one that they were waiting
and it had been you know, they'd been trying for
a while, and then to get the call from the wife,
Yeah that the babies, the baby's here or at least. Uh,
we we did it. We made a baby.

Speaker 4 (42:58):
That's what Blaine said about seven years ago to break
at work, my wife called me to say that her
water broke. I remember, I was in a daze and
my boss was way more hype than I was.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
Right eight one ninety nine seven h ninety nine, seven hundred.
The most memorable phone call you ever received, Robert says,
when my attorney called and said my divorce was final.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Don't forget that one.

Speaker 2 (43:26):
That is a phone call you are most certainly going
to remember. I'm trying to think of a non work
related phone call, because obviously, like I said, getting this
job was one of the most memorable phone calls, if
not the most. I'm trying to think of a non

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work related phone call.

Speaker 4 (43:49):
She All says she got a text from her mom
that only said your dad had an incident with a
chainsaw or at the hospital. Zero context Outside of that.
She said, he's fine, but she'll know. Ever, forget that.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
Yeah, you can't. You can't put incident with a chainsaw.

Speaker 4 (44:04):
You gotta let me know up front if everything's okay.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yeah, that word is a bit too uh scarce is
just a bit too vague to just be like an incident,
because yeah, if you say incident with a chainsaw, you're
instantly thinking there's some limb missing somewhere.

Speaker 4 (44:22):
Exactly, do I need to pick up an arm or
what are we doing?

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (44:26):
Exactly, a swing by the arm store real quick?

Speaker 4 (44:29):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Got one, Robertsone. My attorney called and said my divorce
was final.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
It wasn't even that long ago it was.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
It was like just a couple of breaths.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, just right there.

Speaker 4 (44:46):
Matt says his favorite calls are from thick Rick when
he wins wins a prize. Those are his most memorable.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
In that night.

Speaker 5 (44:54):
By the way, Jay answered your question with national champions
Goose national champions.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
Well, that wasn't last year.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
We weren't asking who won the national championship. We were
asking who won the Michigan game.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
You're trying to throw it back in my face.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
He said, how did that work out for you? He said,
national champiay.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
We weren't talking about the national championship game. We were
talking about the Michigan Ohio State game. D that work
out for you?

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I really let me tell you something I'm predicting right now.
The most stressful college football season of My Life coming up. Oh,
you know, I hate Michigan to my core and this
man hates the buck Eyes to his core.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
Goose, he should.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
It's gonna be I'm gonna have to really keep my
stress levels down. I'm gonna starting deep breathing.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
I'm like Goose, and I love fandom. I love fans.
Fans should be loyal, you know, I mean it. And
if he didn't hate the buck Eyes, I wouldn't think
he was a real Michigan fan, right, So I just
it's all right.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
I do believe we're We're gonna have to reel it
in without going on tangents about yelling about the other team.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
You.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
I promise I won't. I love the I can take it.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
I love the Please feel free the Bloods.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
Good morning. Hi.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Who's this Hi?

Speaker 6 (46:13):
This is from New York.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Hicky. What's the most memorable phone call you ever received?

Speaker 8 (46:20):
Well?

Speaker 6 (46:21):
I was working in London, Ohio, and I got a
phone call from my daughter letting me know that the
fire department had just left the house. And I'm like, well,
I was the fire department there, and she likes to
put out the fire.

Speaker 10 (46:37):
I'm like, what, she.

Speaker 4 (46:40):
Likes to drag out a.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
Sorry think mom, she said there we had a thumb pomp.
We had a pomp in the basement and it had
shorted out. Oh fire, and I'm yeah. It was like,
oh my god. Those are the you don't want to

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get Wait.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
Did your house? Did your house smell like burning? Pooh? Okay,
good elec oh okay, good, good.

Speaker 2 (47:12):
Good good.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Sometimes it's only water, right, it's not yet.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Oh, I don't know that you need to.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Move out to the count.

Speaker 6 (47:23):
We had a spring stead spell.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Okay, okay, well yeah, it's a memorable phone call, the
fire department leaving your house. We appreciate, right, thank you
so much for the call. Blood's good morning. Hi, who's
this by?

Speaker 8 (47:41):
Good mornings, Tristan.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
What's the most memorable phone call you ever received? All Right?

Speaker 8 (47:46):
I would say one time when I was out in
spring Coote, Ohio, I turned on my Blitz app and
all I heard was caller number nine gets the ticket.
So I called and I'll be day. I got tickets
to ten Years were at the an R last year.

Speaker 7 (48:02):
And to top it off, I.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Was frow, Hey, that's a memorable phone call. Here you
go getting front row seats to one of your favorite shows.
I love it. Thank you so much for the call.
Tristan uh Blitz, Good morning. Hi. Who's this.

Speaker 6 (48:17):
This is Jordan on the West side of Columbus.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
Jordan. What's up man? What's the most memorable phone call
you ever got?

Speaker 5 (48:24):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (48:24):
It has to be this one right here was ghost
Kelly and sickly.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
The only problem is we didn't call you.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
You called us.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
So let us reverse that.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
This is the most memorable phone call I've ever gotten
in our life.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Oh no, it's nine night. Some of the blitz.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
These three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
Well, here's how a nonprofit can go sideways. I guess.
The Columbus City Attorney is going to court against a
West Side nonprofit that helps women involved in sex trafficking
and drug addiction. According to the city attorney, neighbors are
absolutely fed up with Sanctuary Night on Sullivan Avenue. Police
have been called to this site more than two hundred

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and thirty times since it opened in twenty twenty two
to deal with prostitution and open drug use. Okay, so, basically,
Sanctuary Night describes itself as a sacred space. This is
what their website says, serving vulnerable women who are at
risk for sexual exploitation. It says we provide a place
to rest, eat, connect and get resources. But apparently people

(49:36):
were also using it for prostitution and drug use. Allegedly
that's what police keep getting called there for. So that's
a little bit of things kind of got out of
the control. L when you buy accidentally buy a male
and female bunny at the pet shot right control. Yeah.
NFL star John Elway's friend and agent, Jeff Sperbeck, did

(49:57):
end up dying yesterday. Elway was behind the wheel a
golf cart. Spurbek was a passenger. The two were leaving
stagecoach when Spurbeck fell out of the cart hit his
head on the asphalt. Authority say there's no indication that
Elway was driving recklessly. Spurbek was on life support for
a while. He died early yesterday. He was sixty one
years old. Elway says he is devastated and heartbroken just.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
From falling out of a golf cart, Like that's not
even that far of a fall.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
You hear people like Natasha Richardson when she fell, she
was not even skiing fast. She was at the end.
She was kind of skiing slowly fell over, hit her
head and died.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's insane.

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Yeah, it's nuts. I guess you hit it the wrong way.

Speaker 2 (50:40):
That's game over.

Speaker 4 (50:41):
It's out. System of Down's hugely successful album Toxicity, mysteriously
vanished by this week. It is pans were pretty upset
about it too. Apparently it was a glitch because as
of this morning, when I checked at about five thirty am,
most of the album was back online. Still had two
tracks great out, but now the entire thing is back online.

(51:05):
Nobody really knows what happened. Like I said, it was
like a bit of a glitch. I'm curious to know
what a band might lose in a day of being
offline from Spotify monetarily. It was a glick. Nobody's spout.
I'm not saying there should be any type of compensation,
but I'm wondering, because you hear that Spotify doesn't pay

(51:28):
that well?

Speaker 8 (51:29):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Did? You use play right?

Speaker 4 (51:33):
But what would a band like System of a Down.
Toxicity is their best and most popular album. I would
say most listened to anyway.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
I would say the grand Scheme one hundred dollars something
maybe really yeah.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Fifty dollars two thousand.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
I can't again, nothing that they're really worried about.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Yeah, they don't care. But anyway, that was a very
big thing online yesterday. As all the system of a down.
We're like, why is my talks to city great out?
Somebody said, it's the worst day of my life. Okay,
all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
All right, here we go. Time to play the match game.
We need two contestants right now, eight one ninety nine seven, Oh,
that want to play. Tickets for Sheng Wang up for grabs,
very funny comedian. Come to the Davis Theater. I'm sorry,
Davison Theater on September twenty seventh. If you want to go,
give us call eight hundred one ninety nine to seven. Oh.
We're gonna have one person team. I'm sorry. We're gonna

(52:33):
have a Kelly and Thick right down there. Match game answers.
We'll see if you can get a match, get a point,
most points going to win the game. Let's see here blitz,
good morning, I who's this Steve? Steve? All right, Steve,
hang on one second. We're gonna find you a competitor,
but someone who is worthy of your competitiveness. That's how

(52:55):
that works, right, Uh, no one.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
No one wants with the tickets.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
Oh there we go.

Speaker 4 (53:01):
Okay, so intimidating, Yad went backed up.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
Blitz, good morning, Hi? Who's this?

Speaker 1 (53:09):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (53:10):
Blitz? Good morning?

Speaker 7 (53:12):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Who's this? Josh? Josh? All right, we got Steve and Josh?

Speaker 4 (53:17):
Ask word, Josh, what is it this week?

Speaker 1 (53:23):
And people dropping the s bomb? He were shocked? He
got in.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I'm glad you did, Josh. Please don't use that word again.
All right, Steve, Josh, here we go. This is how
the game works. I'm going to read a question. It
is going to be a film the blank question. We
are going to give Kelly and Thick a second to
write down their answers, and then I'm going to ask
you what you think the answer is and see if
you match with either Kelly or Thick. If you do,

(53:48):
then you'll get a point. Person with the most points
is going to win the tickets for Sheng Wang. So
here we go for the match game. Your first film
in the blank, the far said to the ranch hand,
how many times do I have to tell you don't
blank the cows while they're being milked? How many times

(54:11):
do I have to tell you don't blank the cows
while they're being milked. Kelly and Thick are writing down
their answers right now, Beddy, thank you ready he's writing
down his answer. Yeah, all right, Steve, we will start
with you. How many times do I have to tell

(54:31):
you don't blank the cows while they're being milked? Steve?
What do you think? Fondle fondle? Oh, good one, Josh,
what do you think?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
I was just going to say, like, disturb, disturb?

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Okay, both good answers. Kelly, let's start with you. How
many times do I to tell you don't blank the
cows while they're being milked?

Speaker 4 (54:54):
I said, butcher, butcher, No, don't butcher the cow only
being milk would I would create a big old mess.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Thick, what you got? Don't blank the cows while they're
being milked.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
The ever mentioned though, you're kind of are fondling them
when you're milking them. But I said, don't kiss the cows.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Washer, Yeah, you don't want to kiss the cows. No
points there, all right, Moving on to the next one.
Jim said, my dentist must be near sighted. He just
tried to blank my nose. My dentist might be must
be near sighted. He just tried to blank my nose.

(55:36):
Kelly and Thick writing down the answers, see if we
can get ourselves a match, Thick writing down his Josh,
we'll start with you this time. My dentists must be
near sighted. He just tried to blank my nose. What
do you think, Josh, kiss kiss my nose?

Speaker 1 (55:55):
Okay, I'm your dentist.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
Because that is I think you should file charges.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Just a tip, just legs, Steve, what do you think
My dennis must be near seted? He just tried to
blank my nose.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
What was that?

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Drill my nose?

Speaker 4 (56:16):
That's so good.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
That is good.

Speaker 1 (56:18):
That is pretty good.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
Sick.

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Let's start with you, I said, drill.

Speaker 2 (56:25):
We got ourselves a point for Steve. Uh, Kelly, no
points for Steve. Let's do one last one for the
match game. Let's see here. I want to find a
good Steve.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
Did Steve not say drill?

Speaker 2 (56:42):
He said, drill again?

Speaker 1 (56:43):
The point? Oh? I thought you said no points for Steve.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
No, no, no, Josh, I'm sorry I might have said that. Uh.
Let's see. Uh, let's go with u. At the hospital,
Aaron passed out when the nurse showed him his blank.
At the hospital, Aaron passed out when the nurse showed
him his blank think, looks very confused. Still hasn't written

(57:14):
down an answer. Kelly's done in waiting man, Stephen, Josh,
think about it for a second, figure write something down.
Finally he wrote something down. All right, Steve. Back to you.
At the hospital, Aaron passed out when the nurse showed
him his.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
We'll go with steps. I can't say what I want
to say.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
All right, let's see, Josh, what do you got.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
I can't say what I want to say either, dirty minded?

Speaker 4 (57:49):
Good lord?

Speaker 1 (57:51):
What's going on here? No, don't say it. They were
gonna bleep them again. He's a code word.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Can you get what's tatas?

Speaker 8 (58:01):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Okay? Tatars? I didn't know he had tatas? But okay, okay,
But I said, show him his Yeah, but that's fine.
You can go with tatas. I don't think you're gonna
point for that one, but even go with it, Kelly.
Back to you, Steve. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (58:20):
Aaron passed out when the nurse showed him his bill. Oh,
that'd be a.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
Good reason to pass out when you see the bill
at the hospital. No points there, thick. Back to you
at the hospital, Aaron passed out when the nurse showed
him his.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
I can only think of X ray.

Speaker 2 (58:35):
EX Ray's a good answer, absolutely, but no points in
that round, which means Steve walks away with one point
and the winner.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Congratulations, Steve.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
You're gonna go see Sheng Wang at the Davidson Theater Saturday,
September twenty seventh. Thank you so much playing Hang On one segment.
We really appreciate it. More tickets tomorrow. It's nine ninety seven.
The Blips, your rough station, the glitz all right. Coming
up next, we are going to get into your not
so breaking news, including people throwing away things they shouldn't

(59:08):
and people doing things in a park in Seattle that
they shouldn't. We'll get to all that next nine night.

Speaker 1 (59:13):
Some of the blitz not.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
So breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying to
put it back together.

Speaker 2 (59:24):
You know, I had to tell nor I shouldn't put
her on blast like this, But I told you before.
Nora works at a family practice doctor's office, and she
doesn't really have a title, but I've titled her Director
of Special Project because she just does whatever needs to
get done. She kind of works as the personal assistant
to the head doctor. There and just does everything from

(59:45):
coding and billing and upkeep of the paperwork to helping
out the nurses when they need it. She kind of
does it all. But one thing she helps with is
keeping all the things up to date. She keeps in
contact with like the computer companies and all that kind
of stuff. They had to get rid of a bunch
of like old laptops that were just so old there

(01:00:05):
was nothing to do with them, so she was chucking
them in the dumpster, and I was like, you're not
supposed to do that. You know that, right, the batteries
and there's special you know, recycling, special garbage for electronics.
She's like, there is, I just took them. So I
kind of had to tell her you can't throw those
things away. There are certain things you're not supposed to

(01:00:27):
throw away.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
Does that include like your double A batteries?

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Yes it does.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Yes, you're not supposed to throw batteries away at all.

Speaker 5 (01:00:35):
I think Lows and Home Depot have a little things
you can drop them in.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Yeah, they do battery recycling.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
So you guys are telling me when your batteries and
you're remote TV remote go bad, you take them to
a special place to throw them.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Away exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:52):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:52):
You're just supposed to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
However, unlike this person in Grand Rapids, I would not
throw away the cannon ball that I had in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
Oh my gosh, like a real cannon.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
A real cannonball, a Civil War eeric cannonball.

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
You are going to make a poor guy who's out
there just trying to live his days a refuse collector
lift up a cannon ball and put it in the
back of that trash truck.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
The Kent County Recycling Center up there in Grand Rapids
had to issue a reminder, hey, don't throw away cannonballs.
Explosives are supposed to be specially dealt with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
And that is what happened.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
A bomb squad from the Rapids Police Department was called
in to evacuate the site and remove the cannonball because
they were uncertain as to what was going to happen. Yes,
miss Quinn, you have your hand.

Speaker 4 (01:01:43):
Up, Okay, I don't know anything about cannonballs. Is the cannonball,
is the ball itself explosive or is the explosive thrust
it out of the cannon and then the ball lands
on you and it's so heavy and big that that
causes the destruction or does the ball itself explode?

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
I think Civil War cannonballs were just rocketed out towards
you and then use instruction. Yes, there was no actual
like explosion of the cannonball.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Do we use them current day for anything?

Speaker 2 (01:02:17):
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (01:02:17):
So.

Speaker 4 (01:02:18):
We have human cannonballs, so.

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yes, please don't throw away your cannonballs. This next story
coming out of Seattle, where residents of a Seattle neighborhood
are flooding the city council meetings saying we need some help,
we need to put a stop to this, because there
is a place called Denny Blaine Park and they have

(01:02:43):
started a new chant if you will, Denny Blaine for All,
because apparently Denny Blaine Park is kind of a makeshift
nudist colony. It's an unofficial nude beach.

Speaker 4 (01:02:58):
Seattle, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
And apparently a lot of people who live in the
neighborhood directly across from Denny Blaine Park are not happy
because there is a severe outbreak of masturbation going on
all over the place. Severe that's what they're calling it.
It's illegal, it's illicit, it's masturbation multiple times a day.

(01:03:23):
We cannot have this. Men sitting on the wall, men
sitting in the park up, it's all in view of homes,
and they said it's never ending, and it's really troubling.

Speaker 1 (01:03:36):
That is a next level circle jerk.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
I would not be happy if I lived across from
a park that had a bunch of people just tugging it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
Yeah. Just think about how happy you were that you
are moving across from a place that's not going to
be developed. It's going to be like you're thinking quiet,
it's a park, families and all that, and then it
turns into like, I don't know, the worst you've ever seen.

Speaker 5 (01:04:04):
And I don't think that's what's going on in nudist
colonies where everybody's just out in front of each other.

Speaker 1 (01:04:09):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
I don't think so either.

Speaker 1 (01:04:11):
Thought you were going somewhere else with no no.

Speaker 2 (01:04:15):
Uh. The explanation from the co leader of the Friends
of Denny Blaine community group says, Denny Blaine means a
lot to a lot of different folks. I'm sure it
does sounds like it obviously, So.

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
It's less a newdist camp and more like a different
level of unhoused people doing their business out in public.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
No it's not even on house, no.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Kidding, like people who have a real home that they
could go in the privacy of their own home and
do whatever they want.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
The park, if this was the park is known for
what the crap?

Speaker 2 (01:04:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
But they do it all in Seattle, don't they.

Speaker 2 (01:04:53):
They have it all. They do have it all absolutely.
I mean, I know Vegas is stopped number one, but
apparently whenever you're king, go to Seattle, they've got it
for you that you're not so Breaking news ninety ninety
seven The Blitz. Hey, you guys want to hear a
really odd core memory.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
That song Glycerine came out my senior year of high school.
At the beginning of my senior high school and my
best friend and I the Maverick to my Goose, we
were in his kitchen talking and there was like, why
was there a candle there? There was a candle that
was lit for some reason, and that song was on
and we were cranking that song and somehow we got

(01:05:30):
I don't know if you hit the wrong button. It
was on repeat, and as the conversation died down, we
stood there in the kitchen and we both ended up
looking at this candle, and we probably stared at the
flicker of this candle while that song played like six
or seven times in a row.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
How much weed was involved?

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
None, that's the weird thing.

Speaker 2 (01:05:48):
And we weren't emo kids.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
We weren't like, oh, like contemplating life. I don't know
why it.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Real cold silver. Just staring into a candle flame.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Which is an old Japanese prac scaring staring at a
candle flame and the flicker of a candle. It's like
a meditation form.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, yeah, see that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
I don't know why we were sitting there just staring
at that candle while glitcerine played.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Over and over and over again. Oh to be to
be seventeen and a senior in high school.

Speaker 4 (01:06:19):
Again, you cannot convince me you aren't snorting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:23):
Wed telling you we we did it at all. All right,
let's backtrack about an hour ago, when we had wrapped
up the news, we had wrapped up whatever segment we
were doing. We go into commercials and like a lot
of times, we turn off the microphones and we're either
talking about the next segment or something going on, and you.

Speaker 1 (01:06:44):
Got some stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Sometimes yeah, oh man, if we did like a like
an off air only segment or off.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
If we get cameras in here, it's going to be
all on baby. Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Some of the things that, yeah, I don't want to
hear at all, But this one we can bring up
because it was so strange because Kelly just found out
about this trend that's been going on for probably about
two weeks on social media, Like this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:07):
Is a roundabout, backhanded way to tell me I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:07:10):
Dumb, no dumb, just because you didn't hear something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
I hadn't heard this, and I'm like, you, guys, have
you heard about this? And you you're like, yeah, like
two months.

Speaker 1 (01:07:20):
Ago, two weeks hasn't been too much. It was two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
But there's a there's a debate going on around online.
One hundred men versus a silverback gorilla. Could one hundred
men take down a silver back grill.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
Weapons right, no weapons, hand to hand combat?

Speaker 2 (01:07:37):
One hundred men taking down a silver back gorilla? I say,
there is no way in hell that's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:07:42):
One hundred men doesn't matter. You can't.

Speaker 2 (01:07:46):
You can't get one hundred men onto a silver back
guerrilla at one time. The silver back goerrilla is gonna
pick you off three, four or five at a time. Yeah,
you're right.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
There's no way you can get all one hundred in
a circle rushing at the same You.

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Need to have about ten sacrificial men. Have the one
hundred to go in there and just get like, agree
to be ravaged by this four hundred pound gorilla. Yeah
I don't, and then the rest can just jump on
and go to town.

Speaker 1 (01:08:11):
You're gonna have some that don't survive, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
But that's the thing is, you say, go to town,
only six seven men will be able to get in
there at one time. Why, there's only so much space
if you surround something. Yeah, you're right, then you have
a circle of six or seven men. You can't fit
one hundred men into a condense city.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
There just has to be layers like this. The eight
people are going in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
The layer of one way. He's wiping them out, man, And.

Speaker 2 (01:08:42):
There's no there's no punch or kick that a human
could give a silver back gorilla that will make any difference.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
What about a captain insaneo ipoke?

Speaker 1 (01:08:55):
That's it. You're gonna have to go for the eyes.
That's what you're gonna have to do. Won't matter, I know,
won't matter. You're right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:01):
So Kelly. Kelly really did go off about h Yeah,
you said that you could probably tame the gorilla with
like just me.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
Versus the silver back. I feel like it has a brain,
and there's some type of soothing, you know, like soothing
the savage beast. There's something I could do to have
a shot at this thing, just agreeing not to kill me.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
So basically, you're saying you could pull a black Widow
from the Marvel movie and calm down the hall. Hey
they're big guy, and just rub his paw.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
Yeah, eventually I feel like I maybe sing or play
an No, but I could play like rain drops keep
falling on my head on the ukulele or something.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
Rad your head.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
You think, yeah, Jay, get on the back and choke
that mother f or out.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
That's not happening.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
That's not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Big and strong those things six six five eight. I'm
breaking the gorilla's toes and fingers. Oh really, are you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Are you?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
Are you getting close enough? You think the gorilla is
just gonna let you hold its hand while you snap
its fingers one by one.

Speaker 4 (01:10:08):
No, but the other guys are around distracting it, Like,
look over here, are you, big dummy?

Speaker 1 (01:10:14):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
I love the fact that there were so many women
posting about this thing, asking if they could be the
ones to pick the one hundred men, like they had
individual men they wanted to pitch to go against this gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:10:25):
Right, eight seventy one to two. They get gassed quickly.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
I don't care how quickly they get gassed.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
You're not taking down a silver back gorilla, Steve says,
gorilla throat punch.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah, that's not happening either.

Speaker 4 (01:10:38):
Truck Matts has played glycerine on repeat and light a
candle for the gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Yes, then we can sit there instead the flame maybe
hypnotize the gorilla. That's what you do.

Speaker 5 (01:10:49):
Like Mike Tyson says, everybody's got a plant till you
get punched in the face, and when it comes from a.

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Silver back, yeah, you're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
You're You're instantly dead.

Speaker 4 (01:10:57):
There's no way we are a more species though, So
we could do a gladiator situation where you're constantly refilling
the pool of one hundred men and they're eventually figuring
out how to beat this gorilla eventually.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
You also said, Kelly that you would you compared the
silverback gorilla to the water buffalo and you'd rather take
on which one?

Speaker 4 (01:11:18):
I do the water buffalo. I mean, I do feel
like the gorilla I might be able to semi reason with.

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
What do you mean semi reason with?

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
I can just imagine it. I'm imagining it right now.
But the water buffalo, that water buffalo, it doesn't see
me sneaking up.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
It doesn't, Okay, And then and then you do what
to the water buffalo?

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
I mean, I just pet it. I probably don't have
a big chance. I think I'm gonna go with the
smarter of the two animals.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (01:11:47):
Is it the gorilla? I think it is.

Speaker 2 (01:11:49):
I would think the would be smarter than the water buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
I'm going with the smart one. You can see, I'm
no threat. What am I gonna do? And it's probably
like well, and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
Just in the in the in the context context of
straight survival, you think you have a chance to survive
better with a silver back gorilla than you do a
water buffalo.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
I mean, what's the buffalo gonna do?

Speaker 8 (01:12:09):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Is it gonna spare me? Is it gonna stomp on me?

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
All the above? Above, all the above?

Speaker 4 (01:12:15):
Is it hungry? Does it like people?

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
I am not a water buffalox? But I'm sorry, I
don't know the answer so quest.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
I mean, I have to ask a few more questions
before I make my final decision. But I do think
I'm going with a gorilla.

Speaker 2 (01:12:26):
I swear to God, you and Nora are so alike.
You ask, you ask a rhetorical any context, any content.
What's going on here is? Why? Is the is the
is the silver bag having a bad day? Is the
water buffalo hungry?

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
Exactly? Those are important questions.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
You're not surviving either, That's all there is to it.
Just telling you.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Now you gotta texas it has fur. Set it on fire.
That's a weapon. Now you can't have a weapon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Yeah, how are you gonna set it on fire? I
don't think the water buffalo is gonna wait while you
sit there and strike your flint rock over and over
again to get the to get the fire going.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
I Hea just wants to know if it's gonna blind him
with his sh chandelier.

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
There you go.

Speaker 5 (01:13:04):
They are twenty times stronger than the world's strongest man.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
Yes, okay, So do you guys have to get in
a ring with one? Which way? Are you picking the
water buffalo or the gorilla.

Speaker 1 (01:13:15):
I'm gonna pick the water.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
I'm picking the water buffalo.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I don't know if I can. I don't think I
could really defeat either one. I know I can.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
I think the only I think the only advantage to
the water buffalo is like turning radius in the fact
that you can you can dodge side just or at
least maybe stay on its side as it spins.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
But even if you're behind it at all times, what
are you gonna do to it right.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
Exactly to tire it out right? Well, that that may be,
and then it falls asleep, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
It just falls over A crocodile, A giant crocodile will
eat those things.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
And those horns are pretty pretty water they're lethal.

Speaker 2 (01:13:49):
Let's just say this. I don't want to be anywhere
around either of them. Yo, right, Sick with that the blitz. Now,
three things you need to know before.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
You go, Well, don't even think about starting any trouble
in the short. North Columbus Police Department stepping up enforcement
starting this weekend for the summer season. Extra patrols will
be out in vehicles, on bicycles, and on foot, and
there will be undercover officers work in the area. Extra
security cameras have already been put up and they are
running in the short north as well. The NFL find

(01:14:23):
the Atlanta Falcons and their defensive coordinator Jeff Albrick Albrick
yep okay a total of three hundred fifty thousand dollars
for their roles in allowing Albrick's son to access the
draft contact phone number of quarterback Shooter Sanders for a
prank call. The league find the Falcons two hundred and
fifty thousand dollars in Aulbrick one hundred thousand dollars failing

(01:14:43):
to prevent the disclosure of confidential information distributed to the
team in advance of last week's draft. The team says
it accepts the penalties.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
Your kids, he's an adult, his son. Yeah, you can't
ground now, you can't grounding. But man, you cost your
dad one hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
Yeah. I mean again, I don't know what the right
punishment is here. It was a really really really stupid,
unfunny prank. Yeah, to pull on someone who's waiting for
the biggest phone call their lifel Yeah. Do you send
them to jail for it?

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
I don't know. Published it publicly shamed, They did say
they were pleasantly surprised.

Speaker 5 (01:15:25):
And how well they Their apology was received by Shador
and Dion, and they talked to him for quite a while.
I know, Uh, they sounded genuine how the kid did
about how bad he felt. But you know, he found
it on the iPad and and that's why they find
the coach and the team for letty for yeah, protecting
secure information. But you know, there were several players that

(01:15:47):
got pranked during the draft.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
Oh I did not know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Yeah, Abdul Carter, the defensive end from Penn State that
went number three. Jacksonville traded up to number two, and
somebody from the Jaguars called him and said they were
taking him with the next pick, and they didn't. They
took Hunter from Colorado. They got Chase Lent that went
to the Bills, Tyler Warren that went to the Colts.
In our former quarterback Kyle McCord, who was a great
call got prank.

Speaker 2 (01:16:10):
Called that's crazy. I'm so strange that we didn't hear
about any of the others.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Well, I think it's because of how big the whole
thing was. Yeah, I guess he was falling and falling
in the draft. Yeah, Dion's son, that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Now, Well, Hulk Hogan's got a new wrestling league in
The inaugural event is set for August thirtieth in Cleveland.
It's called Real American Freestyle. Hulk Hogan announced that he
Eric Bischoff and coach Israel Martinez are partnering to launch
this league. He says Real American Freestyle will feature real
unscripted freestyle wrestling five fuck. They'll have both men's and

(01:16:50):
women's divisions, and he said, basically, these people could make
seven figures playing in this league. That's what visioning.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
It's like saying that CFL players are gonna make seven
not happening.

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
I know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
He said. It's kind of gonna be like the Voice
in the way that they're going to really showcase each
wrestler and you're gonna know a lot about them and
their families, and you're gonna be invested in their story
and then you'll watch them.

Speaker 2 (01:17:15):
The only people that are gonna watch this are the
people that go to the gymnasiums to watch, Like amateur
wrestlers put.

Speaker 4 (01:17:24):
Hobo boxing, that kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Is something along those lines. There there are amateur wrestling
groups out there. I have a good friend who's been
into wrestling forever and they get in the ring, they
do they train and they do all this stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
So this is real wrestling, I like real unscripts they
call it freestyle wrestling.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
What is that?

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Does this mean? Anything goes?

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
It's not gonna be it's not gonna be Olympic wrestling.
It's not gonna be Greco Roman wrestling. It's gonna be
w W S.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Okay, I have.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
To assume it's Eric Bischoff and Halgogan. What else?

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Well you would think, I just.

Speaker 2 (01:17:57):
They don't have any experience in Greco Roman wrestling.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
Yeah, it's for entertainment, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, I didn't know body slams and clothes the fear.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Okay, okay, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I'm just reading this article, like, what who this is
gonna be? That someone has just thrown away a lot
of money? You think, I think they're not gonna get
You're you're not reincoop recouping your investment on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
No, sorry, Haul, I meant that happened. We got too.
It's hard enough to then.

Speaker 5 (01:18:28):
The a W is going pretty well, but they're doing
it right. I don't know how you're gonna get another
one to get support you you're gonna have wrestlers making
a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:18:37):
You're absolutely not nine nine seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Okay. I don't want to like poo poo on anybody's
good news. This, This is, this is amazing. It just
it raises some questions. There's a woman who just posted
a video online because her husband has been a battling
kidney disease for fourteen years and he needed a kidney transplant.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
And the video she.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Posted is them sitting on their little bench on the
front porchilar couch, and he likes baseball, and so his
wife got him some baseball cards. And in the video,
he's flipping through looking at the baseball cards and excited
at all the cool cards that he's getting in this
baseball pack. But then he gets to the last car

(01:19:29):
and he's like, wait, what is this. The wife had
reached out to tops and had a custom card made
which you can do, which had his picture on it.
And here's the thing. She did it because it was
the big reveal that she found out she was a
match for his kidney donation. Did you pull that clip up?

(01:19:54):
I got it all right, go ahead and play it.

Speaker 11 (01:19:56):
Night Trout, Night Trout, oh, very nice latinum presidence the
New York Yankees. Clint Frasier, whoa what is he?

Speaker 7 (01:20:06):
Look?

Speaker 4 (01:20:06):
It's Me's has.

Speaker 11 (01:20:09):
Had a lot on his plate with his health. Did
she's even a striking out a lot? He was not
sure how he was going to wind up his wife.
Father thinks he is a great kid. So she's decided
to go to bat far Now Steve will be a
rookie recipient.

Speaker 4 (01:20:21):
Today.

Speaker 2 (01:20:26):
Tear jerking, unbelievable. Yeah, the wife found out she's a
match and she gets to now go and save her
husband's here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:35):
Uh, oh, oh, oh, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:20:40):
He's been battling gidney disease for fourteen years. I think
that the article said they've been married for five Why
is she just now finding out she's a match? Does
it take five years to find out you're a mattress?

Speaker 1 (01:20:53):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:20:53):
I don't know, man, I have no idea. I just
don't like, why didn't that happen sooner? Or maybe you
want to be sure before you give up a kidney,
like you want to like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:04):
Wait a minute, is this gonna last? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:21:08):
Am I gonna give you my kidney for someone? And
the relationship is not gonna last. I'm again. I'm so
happy that he's getting a kidney. I'm so happy they're
a match. But why did it take so long?

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
That's all I want to know. Why did it take
so long? You said they've been another five years?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
I think that's what the article said. Yeah, so that
means they met during COVID. Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
I don't know how long it takes to find that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
I don't know. I just I saw the video. I
just did the math, and the math wasn't math? And
why did it take so long for her to find
out she was a match? Just out of curiosity, that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:45):
Just raising questions. I understand the curiosity. Yeah, absolutely, I
think anyone would question that.

Speaker 2 (01:21:51):
Like that would be like if if four years from
now and I had been battling, you know, kidney disease
whole time, Norris finally like, oh by the way, I went,
the doctor found out, Oh right, could have done that earlier.
Come on some of the blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yeah, let's make you a little bit smarter than you
were when you woke up today. I think the first
one is a trivia question. What do pigs, hedgehogs, and
skunks all have in common?

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
Rodents? Are they rodents? A pig is not a road
A pig pig, a hedgehog, and a skunk skunk isn't
a road in either, dude, I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
They are some of the several animals that are immune
to snake and scorpion venom.

Speaker 1 (01:22:40):
Oh okay, what was the badger?

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
The badger? Honey?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Badger, honey? Don't give a or an ass?

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:22:50):
I know. There are dogs that don't feel bee stings.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Oh okay, you know, although those are some of the
funniest videos, the one that try and eat bees and
they get stung and they're all like port and they
they'd go to the vet and then got the puffy
jowels so cute.

Speaker 1 (01:23:03):
It doesn't give it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Factories in China produced roughly eighty percent of all the
toys and ninety percent of all the Christmas goods sold
in America.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
That's a high amount.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
In case you didn't know, Johnny Cash's birth name wasn't Johnny.
In fact, he didn't have any first names. His parents
gave him the initials Jr. Because they couldn't think of
a name, and then he finally listed in the Air
Force and they said you need a name, so he
picked john as the name to go with at Johnny Cash.

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Speaking of music, Midnight Train to Georgia was originally called
Midnight Plane to Houston. No, doesn't have the same ring
to it. That's because the songwriter was talking with Farah
Fawcett and she said she was taking a midnight plane
to Houston to see her family.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
So that's where that came from.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
And then I guess, for whatever reason, thankfully it got
switched to Midnight Train to Georgia. And finally, this is
a fun fact that I actually did know already. Saved
by the Bell The New Class was a TV show
that came out after Saved by the Bell that had
new students. Screech was like a home or like assistant

(01:24:12):
principal or you know, some working at the school. Principal
building was still the principal, but they had new students. Basically, well,
Saved by the Bell, The New Class actually had.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
A longer run than the original.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
Saved by the Saved by the Bell and produced more
episodes than the original.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:24:32):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
I didn't even know there was a See.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
That's the theme signed to the New Class. That's not
the original. No, that's not the original Saved by the Bell.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Oh a minute, and I've got the more. Now this
is the new.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
One, well the old that that one you played first
is not the not the theme song to the original
TV show. It's the same words, but it's like a band,
A band did it or something. That's not the original
theme song though, Yeah, the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:10):
Only one I got.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
No, I know my Saved by the Bell.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
I believe you.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Mmm. Kelly Kapowski oh Man learning some stuff on a
Thursday morning, ninet ninety seven, The Blitz