Awkward Birds And Bees Talk and Comedian Jim Jeffries - Blitz Morning 4-24-25

Did you have an awkward talk about the birds and the bees?
Comedian Jim Jeffries calls in
Who is the most famous person in your contacts?
Eating in the car
Ghost vs Journey

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Technology is moving so fast, and there's times when you
feel like you're on top of it, and then there's
times when you feel like that friend with the flip phone.
We all have the friend or relative with a flip phone.
You're like, where'd you get that? Do you use that
to call the past? But there's definitely moments when I'm

(00:21):
the person with a flip phone, Like I have a landline.
Somebody are like, what's a landline? No one wants to
admit they have a landline. It's like discovering you're still
paying for AOL. Here's how I justify having a landline.
I'm like, well, I need a landline in case all
the cell towers go out and then I could call

(00:43):
no one. Our landline will rank My wife and I
we won't even.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Move to answer it.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Well, it's obviously not for us.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
It's like paying a stranger ten bucks a month to
interrupt dinner.

Speaker 4 (01:01):
Your morning blitz begins. Now, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08):
I'm all about it, but maybe we need to pump
the brake's real take to the high eighty four to day. Wait,
let's wait, wait till we get to like June or July.
Before we get to the mid eighties, like I'm good
with like mid seventies.

Speaker 5 (01:19):
Sonic Temple is funny because it is earlier this year,
and it's also like in the month where it could
be ninety and it could be fifty five. Like you
never know what you're getting that weekend. And I feel
like we're kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:32):
In that right now.

Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yeah, it might get a sixty degree day, you might
get it an eighty five degree day.

Speaker 7 (01:39):
No eighty four today, we're going to fifty eight Saturday,
right right?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
You know I got this?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
Did you ever like how I describe it? You know,
like sometimes you're like, did I Stephen dog boop? Like
you get that time you don't know like what's around? Yes,
I've got that going on right now right now. Yeah,
I don't think I stink. And it's not mold. It's
not like that. You know how you leave clothes in

(02:05):
the washing machine too lot sometimes you get that mold smell.
It's not that, But I don't know.

Speaker 2 (02:11):
I don't know what it is.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
It's not bad. I think it's not bad. It's just weird,
like it's a scent.

Speaker 2 (02:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
There have been times where it's like you pick up
your dog's poop, when you're out on a walk and
you're carrying it for a second and it stinks and
then you're able to throw it out, but you're still
smelling it, like it's like embedded in your nose. If
there's something embedded up in there that isn't currently an issue,
but maybe was an hour ago. Like maybe you picked

(02:42):
up a mildewy smelling shirt and you were like, oh,
got to wash that again.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
But I don't have any of those right now, Okay,
So I don't know. I just kind of like keep
trying to look over my shoulder.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
I'm like, a hallway smells like a sewer, like every
now and again, this hallway where the bathrooms are, Well,
that's not good. So I don't know if that's what
you're smelling.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
But again, it's not like it's not like bad, it's
just different.

Speaker 2 (03:06):
It smells like girl fart in here.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I don't smell along those lines.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
Yeah, nice, everything smells fresh to me.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Okay. Anyways, how are you, Kelly? How are you thick?

Speaker 2 (03:19):
I'm good. I'm good.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
I didn't I didn't get very far off my greenhouse yesterday.
It's gonna take several hours put this damn thing together. Man,
Oh really, Oh my god, there's a lot of parts.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Little more, little more than you thought.

Speaker 7 (03:30):
Yeah yeah, a little more than yeah yeah, a little
more than a Kia bookshelf.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
There. Let's get going on a Thursday with Blize Morning Trivia.
What you got thick?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh right, twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Just be the first one to text in the correct
answer A ninety nine seven hundred What comedian has spent
two hundred thousand dollars so far to remove just thirty
percent of his tattoos? Two hundred grand to remove thirty
percent of his tattoos? Who is the comedian that has
done that?

Speaker 5 (04:00):
Tell here that is so painful to the removal process,
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
And the way he described it too.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Yeah yeah, we'll get into it when we tell you
the answer coming up next.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Be the first one of text a ninetynine seven hundred.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Year the winner. All right, let's get the answer for
Blitz Morning Trivia, What you got thick?

Speaker 8 (04:18):
Now?

Speaker 7 (04:19):
The question was what comedian has spent two hundred thousand
dollars so far to remove thirty percent of his tattoos?

Speaker 2 (04:25):
And that comedian is Pete Davidson.

Speaker 7 (04:28):
And he said it'll take him another ten years to
get rid of the rest of them. It takes ten
to twelve sessions for each tattoo, with a six week
healing period between each session. So he said, that's sixty
weeks of your life right there to just remove one tattoo.
It's like putting your arm on a grill and burning
off a layer, and then you've got to do maintenance

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and let it heal properly.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
Is he getting everything removed, yeah, he said, he's his
his arms, hands and neck are now ink free, but
he still has to do his torso and back.

Speaker 7 (04:59):
So if he's only removed thirty percent, he's got another
half million.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Dollars to spend.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 7 (05:04):
You know, if if you could get any tattoo removed
for free, is there any you would or you like
all yours?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Probably the one on my left calf, which was a
cover up, and so I had a tattoo and then
I got it covered up with like a samurai and
a kind of a dragon wrapped around it and no
offense to the artists, but like, like the face of

(05:32):
the samurai is a bit dirty, like the samurai is
like this.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
Is not the very like an artist issue.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's not realistic. You know, there are people who do
really good realism tattoos. This isn't one of them.

Speaker 7 (05:47):
Yeah, I know you're getting a new tattoo from Derb
and it will be outstanding.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
I guarantee it.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Well, Derb isn't doing the Derb heads up a red
Tree tattoo. But he's not doing the tattoo. All of
his artists are phenomena that, from what I say, is amazing. Yeah,
Dante's gonna do my my latest tattoo next Thursday.

Speaker 8 (06:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
And then they're trying to convince me to then enter
the small black and white contest at Hell City Tattoo
Fest on Friday night.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh with your new one?

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Yeah, okay, I'm like, I don't want to stand up
there with my shirt off.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Will it be all healed and look good and everything?

Speaker 3 (06:22):
I don't I don't know. Dark was like, you can
get in the contest, So, but then I'm gonna be
up there, like, stop looking at me. I don't want
to stand up there with my shirt.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Are you going to do a fake tan and then
oil up.

Speaker 5 (06:35):
And all that?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
Absolutely not, No, not gonna happen. But the one I
want might be too big. For where I want it,
So I don't know what I'm gonna do.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
It's your chest.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, I'm gonna get it on on on the right
side of my chest. And I'm like, but to get
the tattoo I want, it would have to be bigger
so the detail shows through. So I'm thinking of a
different tattoo design, a more simplistic tattoo design. So I
don't know. We'll see.

Speaker 5 (07:00):
We'rety of the most real estate right.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Now in terms of open real estate.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
Open real estate for a giant tattoo that you want, Well,
but your.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
Back, my back, I only have a small one on
the top middle in between my shoulder blades.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Okay, all right, but I.

Speaker 3 (07:17):
Don't don't I want. I don't want to back tattoo. Okay,
you can do it on my but I don't want
to like my thigh either. Both my calves are taken
up now.

Speaker 6 (07:25):
So with your stomach, no giant.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
No, No, you can wear your your half shirts, your
half mess shirts.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
They do say tram stamps are on the return. Yeah,
that's right, tramstamps are making a big return. The problem is,
although I'm not a very hairy human being, I do
have a sole patch like right above my butt, and
so I don't I don't want to tramstand either my
sole patches, soul patch or not.

Speaker 6 (07:56):
You've got some space on your noggin, I do.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
I could definitely do it the nogin. I can start
straight raisoring my head again and do the nogging.

Speaker 7 (08:03):
But you know, thinking about with Pete Davidson, this was
not a good investment. I mean, how much money, time
and pain he went through to get all of these
tattoos and now the money, time and pain to I.

Speaker 2 (08:12):
Mean, that's just a bad investment.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Well, a lot of people make bad tattooed choices.

Speaker 7 (08:17):
Yeah, man, think about that hard before you put that
on your body.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (08:21):
You know, Keith Gallion was the first one to text
in the crack Dancer and got twenty five bucks to water.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
Beds and stuff. Congratulations, real quick. I wanted to. I
wanted to play this for you, Kelly. I want your
opinion on it.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Can I see the dirty guy that's on your leg?

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Cover up? Yeah, I really want to see the dirt dirt.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
So that's the that's the dirt dirt the face.

Speaker 8 (08:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:43):
Yeah. The rest isn't bad.

Speaker 5 (08:44):
It's actually not bad. It just looks like it needs
to be like defined a little bit.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
It's just very simple. Yeah, it's very simple.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
The face looks cartoonish, yes, exactly, and the rest looks
like legit, right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Right, Kelly. I want your opinion on something. This obviously is.
This has happened throughout music. I feel the same way
about stand up comedy. I've said this before, because you're
not supposed to steal someone else's jokes. When you do
stand up comedy, completely frowned upon if you steal someone's jokes. However,
there are only so many things you can joke about,
so if you really take a deep dive into comedy,
you're gonna hear a lot of similar tones. And it

(09:17):
may not be word for word, but you're gonna hear
a lot of the same jokes. It just happens, and
it happens in music. We hear it all the time.
There have been lawsuits over it. But there are only
so many chords and they can only be played in
so many ways, So a lot of times you'll hear
two songs that sound kind of similar. Well, the latest
one happened yesterday because Ghost released a new single called Peacefield,

(09:39):
and people are saying, Eh, that's got a really similar tone.
So I'm gonna play you as song that we all
know and love, followed by the ghost song Piecified, which
they released yesterday. Take a listen to the two we
Journey simil Ways, super Way Sports write song.

Speaker 9 (10:12):
Now Here's Ghost.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I don't know if it was done on purpose. I mean,
it's should not know.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
The second you start playing that song, you're like, oh,
you should hear it in your I've heard this before. Yeah,
as you're writing that song, and then maybe maybe as
you're writing it out, you're like, oh, I got this okay.
But as you start playing, you're like, wait, wait a minute,
we probably shouldn't do this. Maybe they paid for the rights.

(11:00):
Maybe they did get a whole sample in giving a
writing credit to Journey or paying for these sample rights
to that song. I don't know. I'm just saying that's
really really say.

Speaker 6 (11:10):
I need to hear from Steve Perry.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
You probably won't.

Speaker 4 (11:13):
I'm just saying some of the blitz not so breaking news.
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together,
all right.

Speaker 3 (11:24):
A couple of crazy stories involving about drinking and driving,
the first being a ups driver. I don't know if
you heard the story. It's been floating around, but the
thirty three year old woman in Florida was arrested last
week because well, she was driving the wrong way down

(11:47):
the road in her Postal service truck. Now, granted, you
do see that sometimes because they drive on the opposite side.
If you got the mailboxes on the sides of the
roads and they they they'll put the the mail and
the mail actual having to get out. But that is
not the case. Apparently, this thirty three year old postal
service employee stopped by a house party while doing her

(12:10):
route and dropping off mail.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
Who is having a house party during the hours where.

Speaker 6 (12:15):
Mail is delivered?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
I mean, like eleven am.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Is that we're talking about Saturday afternoon?

Speaker 3 (12:22):
It could be our mail doesn't show up till like
three thirty four o'clock a lot of times.

Speaker 5 (12:26):
Oh that's house party time.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Yeah, sometimes, I mean why not.

Speaker 6 (12:31):
Especially it's a Saturday, right, if it's a Saturday.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Here's actually a witness who saw the postal service driver.

Speaker 10 (12:38):
We saw a mail truck driving in the wrong direction
in the same lane that we were in. She proceeded
to drive in zigzags all the way down the road
until she got to the stop sign, where she proceeded
to kick a solo cup out of side of the
mail truck. She was literally off roading in the mail truck.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Wow, it's like I'm done with you bye, so loo cut,
I don't beat you no more. Yes, And so she
was arrested for a dui. This is an absolutely crazy story.
This guy again having a house party and as he
was watching people show up, he had a ring camera
and he noticed that his ring camera battery was running low.

(13:20):
He goes, I'll get to it tomorrow. Unfortunately, that night
he was woken up by his partner who told him
your car's gone. But unfortunately he didn't have it on
ring camera, and so he was like, well, this is
a real bummer. He made the police report, he made
the insurance report, and a couple of weeks later he

(13:41):
was very upset because he had himself a Honda Civic
type R basically too fast, too furious, and he really
missed his car. He says, you know what, I'm just
going to get another one. So that's what he did.
He started doing some research and sure enough he found
a Honda dealership which had a Honda Civic Type R.
In fact, not only that it was the same body
type and same color as his car, Like, this is perfect,

(14:04):
I can just kind of get the same car again,
the car that I love so much. So he purchased
the car, and as he's driving, he notices that there
is a tent steak and some pine needles in the
back door of the car he just bought. And he's like,
wait a minute, I had a tent spike and some

(14:27):
pine needles in my car. He then checks the center
council well he sees some candy little candy papers and
he goes, wait a minute, I ate those not that
long ago. And next thing you know, his car stereo
goes boop poop and connects to his bluetooth on his
phone automatically it's his car. It was his car.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
From a dealership. But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Not only did he get the car for a good price,
the car had fifty thousand less miles than his car did.
Rolled it back and then he noticed he noticed one
of the VIN numbers was missing. Yes, sure enough, the
thieves stole his car, rolled back the miles, changed the
ven number, and then sold it to the dealership. So

(15:16):
when the police got. When the police got involved, they
did a little research and they don't think there's any
foul play involved.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Like the title was faked and all that.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Yes, yeah, all of it. So they don't think that
the dealership was involved in the thing. They got scammed. Yeah,
they bought it. They bought a stolen car. But here's
what's interesting. I've never purchased a car from a dealership
that was that dirty. Don't you clean out your cars.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
I feel like this.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Was a buye here, pay here situation and the thief
might work there.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, that that could be a possibility. But after investigation,
the police said there was no foul play in what
was going on. But the man literally got his own
car back. That would be an insane situation. That is,
you're not so breaking news going.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
There's an exchange of tales from across the pond.

Speaker 3 (16:13):
Yeah, let's take a little trip across the pond over
to Great Britain, where we got a couple stories. Kelly,
have you heard of desensitization when it comes to allergies.

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Oh yeah, you're supposed to expose yourself slowly to the allergen.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
Yes, yes, this one happens to be oral immunotherapy where
this gentleman who has suffered from a peanut allergy his
entire life, including a reaction that basically ruined a vacation
when he was in China and didn't realize he was
in a location where peanuts was involved and they were

(16:53):
not close to any sort of like major city in China,
and so he was obviously very scared for his life
and had to get assistance through his autoinjector and an
inhaler and then take into and they put it in
quotes a hospital, a hospital out in the boonies of China,

(17:15):
where he did make it out okay, but really made
him think, I need to do something about this, because
you never know what's going to happen, especially when it
comes to something like a food allergy, a peanut allergy.
And so sure enough he started the peanut desensitization where he,
like other people, are given tiny amounts of peanuts. He

(17:39):
was given peanut flour to eat at home, which is
equivalent too point five percent maybe one percent of a
whole peanut, and started to build up the immunotherapy which
now he takes peanuts in the morning like pills. He
eats five peanuts a day and just in the first
thing in the morning, he has now built up enough
of a tolerance and he is now hoping that is

(18:02):
he's basically a case study. And so if you or
someone you know suffers from a peanut allergy or a
food allergy of some sort, this might be for you.

Speaker 5 (18:12):
I have a family member a twins with peanut allergies.
They did that and the kids are good.

Speaker 3 (18:16):
Now, they did do that.

Speaker 5 (18:17):
They did do it. Yes, okay, they worked with a
doctor and they did this type of exposure therapy and
it worked.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Now they do say in this article this is all
controlled and all supervised. Yeah, don't just start like nibbling
on a peanut out of nowhere. This is all going
to be you know, regulated by a doctor. And they
did start with you know, you do it at the
doctor's office to begin in case something goes wrong, and
then when they're confident after a few trips, then they

(18:47):
might send you home, like I said, with some peanut flower.
But that's so cool that it worked.

Speaker 5 (18:50):
It worked.

Speaker 3 (18:51):
And do they still like avoid peanuts but it's just
not as bad as they're ex closed to you.

Speaker 5 (18:57):
I don't know, I'd have to ask. I'm not exactly.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
There's so curious.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yeah, I think it lasted. The exposure therapy lasted at
least a year.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Okay, yeah, that would make it.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I worked with the doctor, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
Okay, something you might want to look into.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
And they were also really young, like maybe three years
old when they did it, so I don't know if
that makes a difference or not.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Oh okay, bodies developing.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
I bet it would. I bet it would be easier
to do something like that at a younger age before
doing you know, instead of doing it as an adult,
even living with this year like your entire life. Right,
all right, let's take a trip over to Cork. Have
you ever gone shopping and come out of the mall
and you're like, I swore I parked right here. I had.

(19:41):
It happened in nineteen ninety two, we went to the
Pontiac Silverdome to watch the Lions play in a playoff game.
So at this point it was December, yeah, because the
play they had less games back then, so it was December,
Pontiac Silverdome indoor field obviously. So we left our coats
in the car and made our way to the Silvernome

(20:03):
and watched the game, and then we come out in
December in Detroit. Cannot find this car anywhere? No, well,
just walking around shit, arms folded and shivering. We were
literally in the parking lot of the Pontiac Silverdome going
car car. Well, that's what this man had to go

(20:26):
through for three weeks. He went to a bachelor party
and when he left the bar, he could not find
his car. His name is Kieran and he lost his
car in the suburbs of Cork City after attending a
bachelor party, had a bit too much to drink, which

(20:47):
you shouldn't have been driving home anyways, but he was
looking for his car. Thankfully, he did not find it,
so he made the thirty minute walk home and just
continually went back to look for his car. And let
me tell you, radio helps, we're here to do the
good deeds. Because he finally called a radio station in
Cork and said, look, here's my story. I can't find

(21:10):
my car, And within fifteen minutes another listener called up
and said, hey, I'm standing right next to your car.
Oh my god, And sure enough he was right back
and he goes, yeah, I had no idea that I
parked here. Yes, so uh, good for this man and
just know if you ever need help, Radio's here for you.

(21:33):
We can help you find things like cars and uh,
you know, whatever you need, We're here for you.

Speaker 7 (21:40):
But I won't say any question we have like just
us about anything. Somebody listening knows. Oh anything we asked,
we get a text. Somebody knows the answer yes to anything.

Speaker 3 (21:51):
I have a question, What the hell does a baseball
manager do.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
The team managed? Yes?

Speaker 9 (21:59):
What does?

Speaker 2 (22:00):
You don't don't coach?

Speaker 3 (22:02):
You don't coach baseball? What I mean, what do you?
What do you do as a manager?

Speaker 5 (22:05):
You're not the one who tells them to you give
them the signal just to go from third to home.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
That isn't what the manager that's.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
On base coach.

Speaker 7 (22:13):
The manager manages the lineup and he decides when to
pull the pitcher.

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Okay, well, I know it's very little during the game.

Speaker 3 (22:21):
It seems like you're pitching Like crap, we're taking you
out of the game. That doesn't seem like a very
difficult thing to coach. Are you pitching? Well? Has nobody
gotten a hit? Okay, we'll keep you in the game.
Has it Has they hit seven home runs? Okay, we're
taking you out of the game. What you're gonna do
nine people. You think it's difficult to put nine people
in order? Hey, you're hitting the ball really well, we're

(22:41):
gonna put you in the third spot between us five.
It's pretty it seems like a pretty simple job.

Speaker 7 (22:46):
I don't know, they must be. I mean, some are
better than others. Why you look at some have been
very successful and others who haven't. Why is that they
don't do anything?

Speaker 3 (22:54):
I don't know. I've always wondered if they just get
lucky with the team that they're like, are they have
a premonition They're like, you know, I think that Greg's
going to hit the ball really well today, so we're
going to put him a cleanup? Yeah, the only thing
I can think of. Maybe. Anyways, there you go. Stories
from across the pond. Nine nine, some of the boots.
Now the three things you need to know before you goat.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
Okay, this is all alleged. We'll say that out front.
But I read in the like Knox Community News or something. Anyway,
a doctor at Knox Community Hospital has voluntarily taken a
leave of absence while the State Medical Board of Ohio
investigates a patient complaint involving sexual impropriety Here are the
accusations against doctor Frederick Carroll. A male patient claims that

(23:40):
doctor Carroll provided wellness exams and prescribed medication to him
over the course of fifteen visits between the years twenty
twenty one and twenty twenty four. The patient says Carol
was well aware of his diagnoses that he had bipolar,
has a polar disorder, alcohol dependence PTSD, among other things.
Patient claims at last July, he went to doctor Carroll

(24:03):
for follow up care after being ten days in the
hospital for alcohol dependence.

Speaker 6 (24:07):
And suicidal thoughts.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
So he was he went to doctor Carroll for his
follow up care after that ten days stay, and he
says it was at that visit he claims doctor Carroll
engaged in sexual contact with him. I guess it started
with him touching his nips and then, sorry, that's gross

(24:29):
to say the whole word, but then I decided to
shorten it, but that sounds worse. Okay, touching his nipples. Sorry,
I made a game time decision and it was the
wrong one. So then, apparently well from according to this guy,
this patient, he said that doctor Carroll then gave him
his personal cell phone number and proceeded to text him

(24:51):
more than one hundred and thirty times in a seven
day period. These are the claims. He claims that doctor
Carroll shared his sexual history with him and detailed porn
ref preferences with him, and then asked to see the
patient over the Fourth of July weekend last year. The
patient said, huh, not interested anyway. The State Medical Board

(25:12):
has set a hearing for October. First, we'll find out
a little more about all of this, but in the meantime,
doctor Carroll has agreed to step aside during the investigation.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Hey, doc, get off my NIPSA Wow.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
Smoke from the New Jersey wildfire now forcing an air
quality alert for New York City. Fire crews continue to
make progress on the Jones Road wildfire and Ocean County,
which has destroyed over thirteen thousand acres since Tuesday morning.
It's a huge fire, but it's about fifty percent contained.
Over five thousand people forced to evacuate because of this fire.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
Jersey has trees.

Speaker 6 (25:45):
Yeah yeah, yeah.

Speaker 9 (25:47):
So.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
A nineteen year old Canton, Ohio woman will be a
rained this morning after being accused of attacking an eleven
year old girl on a playground at a park last week.
Repeatedly slamming the child's head into the metal portion of
a slide. So apparently this is according to court records,
this nineteen year old Destiny Scott is charged with felonious
assault and aggravated assault felony as well, and she claims

(26:13):
that the child slapped her face first. The police report
says that so she went ahead and just started slamming
this kid's head against the slide. Well, when she was
in handcuffs, she told the child's mother, I hope your
daughter dies. So the mother, who is this thirty four

(26:34):
year old woman, then charged at Destiny Scott, but she
was restrained by officers, then arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.
Now I feel like if you slam my daughter's head
against a slide repeatedly and then you tell me you
hope my daughter dies and I charge at you, no

(26:55):
charge is filed. I get off Scott free. Right. You
deserve to be punched.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
At nothing out a head butt, for sure.

Speaker 6 (27:03):
That's a gimme.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, that is definitely.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
Parent gets at least a couple of a couple of
real decent shots at the person's face.

Speaker 3 (27:10):
Just a couple haymakers.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
Yeah, right to the jowl anyway. Now everybody's charged except
this poor eleven year old who's recovering from injuries from
getting your head slammed into a slide in those year
three things.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
So I just recently had both the cars detailed. It
was about time I had to get all the French
fries out from under the seat, between the seat and
the center council. Yeah, because I am notorious. I am
notorious for hitting to drive through and enjoying some chicken

(27:46):
nuggies and French fries while driving down the road. It
is national distracted driving away in this month. Please pay
attention while you're driving. But I know, don't text, Well,
don't text for sure, but if you're shoving a cheeseburger
down your throat.

Speaker 2 (27:59):
We can eat that way.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
We've all done it before, eat for sure. Seventy two
percent of people admit to eating while driving. However, I
was very shocked to see that what some people have
admitted to eating while driving, including someone who said, yeah,
I'll eat some barbecue ribs.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
That's messy.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
What why would you eat barbecue ribs? And then someone said, yeah,
I've taken my bowl of soup with me before. What
how are you eating a bowl of soup while driving.
That makes no sense. Now, as we were turning off
the microphones a moment ago, Kelly, you said, people always
give me a crap about what I eat in the car,
And now I'm very curious, Kelly, what is it you

(28:39):
eat in the car?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Well, I would say ninety percent of the time I
go to the grocery store, I always have a car
snack on the way home or to wherever I'm going.
I'm always getting something.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
To eat in the car.

Speaker 5 (28:48):
Okay, And if on my healthier days, if I have
bought a bag of grapes, I will raw dog those things,
no washing, nothing, I sit them in the front seat
and I just eat out of the unwashed bag.

Speaker 6 (28:59):
And I always get crap for that because peop were like,
you don't wash your fruit, and I'm like, I will.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Wash it if I'm home. If I'm not home, it's unwashed.
I might rub them on my jeans, each individual grape.
Excuse me, Yeah, I'll rub it on my pants. Really
I think it. Maybe it's to make me feel better,
yeah yeah, But for the most part, I'm just can
I tell.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
You, Yeah, Never in my forty eight years of life
have I ever washed fruit ever?

Speaker 5 (29:30):
Oh, I love that about you.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Ever vegetables either.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
No, Okay, now I will.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
If I'm home and I'm gonna eat an apple, I
wash it off and dry it and eat it. Because,
let me tell you, if you've ever seen even one
human being sneeze over the fruit, you know you should
wash it.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
They wash it at the grocery store.

Speaker 6 (29:50):
Not after somebody sneezes it.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Yeah, of course, it sits around the shelf and the
automatic showers turn on just on.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
The sides though, where the veggies are are, where the
grapes are, there's no shower.

Speaker 2 (30:02):
Banana, well, bananas don't matter. But no, the other stuff,
the apples and all of that.

Speaker 5 (30:07):
That doesn't have that doesn't get a shower unless you're
at a fancy grocery store that I'm not aware of. No,
you're right that the vegetables get the shower, but I
will say that I don't. I'm not gonna fault you
for that because I eat grapes straight out of the bag,
straight out of the bag on my.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
And I what does running water over them really do?

Speaker 7 (30:27):
I mean, like a tomato, I'll take and try and
use my hands under the you know, I'm running water
on it, but I don't really know if that's making
it anything.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Especially especially if I'm cooking Like the fruit, I can understand,
but if I'm cooking with it, it's going to die
off anyways. Yeah, but again, I've never been I've never
gotten a worm or anything like that. Yeah, I've never washed.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
You've forgotten no worm.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Like sometimes I lick the fruit before I put it
in the bowl and put it away.

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Why not?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Can you think of the craziest thing you've ever eaten
while driving before?

Speaker 7 (30:59):
My gosh, man, I try to stick with you know,
stuff that I can just hold that I don't have
to look at. I want to be able to keep
watching one, you know, the road and like a cheese burger,
I can eat that without looking at it.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
Hey, like if you pick up a pizza or you
get snagging a piece.

Speaker 2 (31:14):
I'm not doing pizza in the car, and I.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Think I might snag a piece on the way home.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
Have I done pizza?

Speaker 3 (31:20):
I think I've done a slice of pizza in the
car before.

Speaker 7 (31:22):
I mean, first off, I don't want to do anything
that's difficult to eat, But I especially don't want to
do anything that's really messy.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
And pizza is gonna be messy. The ribs is insane
to me.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Yeah, no, I agree. I'm not not to mention usually
because you grab each end of the rib, you know,
while you're not so there you are driving with your knee.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, I try and eat your rib now. Let me
have a bowl of cereal.

Speaker 3 (31:43):
You know, zero sense whatsoever. Let's see I'm getting yelled
at for not washing my fruit. Yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (31:51):
Elsa says, oh mg, pesticides, and she's.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
Right, Well, that's what I'm wondering though. There's just just
running my hands over it under the water. Does that
really get rid of the pest?

Speaker 5 (32:02):
I feel like it does something.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Look between between the chemicals and our plastic bottles that
we're drinking our liquids out of, and the chemicals are
putting in food, a little pesticide.

Speaker 2 (32:12):
Yeah you might. You're probably right. I mean to get
in a seat no matter what we do.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
But it doesn't matter.

Speaker 7 (32:17):
I've seen people like I've seen a woman doing her
makeup while she's driving.

Speaker 9 (32:21):
That's what I'm saying to me.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Well, here's the thing. You know, we're talking about the
eating portion for National Distracted Driving Awareness Month. However, it
does dive deeper into things like Yes, twenty seven percent
of drivers have admitted to working on their appearance. Fifty
people have admitted to changing clothes while driving. Oh my god,

(32:44):
what what what are you?

Speaker 8 (32:46):
What?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
You're asking for it, man, you are just asking for
And the big thing nowadays too, seventy four percent of
people have admitted to creating some sort of content while driving.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Oh yeah, you see well yeah, we see it.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
Yeah, absolutely, whether you're you know, whether you're just talking
to the camera or doing a you know, a KARAOKEI
song and recording it. But that seventy four percent of
people I have admitted to actually creating content while driving.

Speaker 5 (33:11):
Keith says he'll get a whole chicken from Kroger and
just rip pieces off and chuck the bones out the window.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Yes, loves a chicken.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
Not against that one bit.

Speaker 5 (33:22):
Thomas says he's currently driving with his knee and eating
biscuits and gravy while.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Texting, Okay, you're not supposed to be doing that, sir.
Put put the biscuits down drive with at least one hand. Please.
It's nightime, some of the blitz, it's the morning blitz.

Speaker 11 (33:43):
It's time rock and rumble, Kelly versus Goose the Blitze buddy.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Kelly's already jumping up and down doing them stretches. Are
ready to go shadow boxing Today. We have got Hell
City Tattoo Fest tickes up for grabs May second to
the fourth, Higher Regency Downtown. Cannot wait to go check
it out. Actually gonna go get a tattoo over with
them on Thursday, and then I'm gonna go check out

(34:14):
the Health City Tattoo Fest on Friday. So please come
on by, especially if you're a Star Wars fan, because
it's the weekend up May second to the fourth. May
the fourth be with you. It's gonna be Health City
strikes back, Star Wars themed tattoos and all kinds of
great stuff going down. I didn't realize how big of
a Star Wars fan or boys, he's a big Star
Wars fan. Oh yeah, yeah, here's Neil. We need two

(34:36):
representatives right now, one to team with Kelly, one to
team with me Goose as we go head to head
for these Hell City Tattoo Fest tickets. Blitz, good morning,
who's this?

Speaker 8 (34:46):
This is Rick? Rick?

Speaker 3 (34:47):
All right, since you called in first, your choice, do
you want to be represented by Kelly? Or do you
want to be represented by Goose? I'll go with Kelly, right, Rick,
Let's get our other tested on the phone. But let's
good morning. Who's this.

Speaker 8 (35:03):
Jay?

Speaker 3 (35:04):
All right? Jay?

Speaker 12 (35:05):
You are going to bed?

Speaker 8 (35:10):
Ken?

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Ken?

Speaker 3 (35:10):
How did I get Jay?

Speaker 2 (35:11):
That's what I thought I heard?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Okay, Ken?

Speaker 8 (35:14):
All right?

Speaker 2 (35:15):
Ken?

Speaker 3 (35:16):
You and I Ken, Rick, Ken, We're gonna put you
on hold as Kelly and I go head to head
in a game of rock and rumble. What is today's theme? Thick?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
TV show? Themes?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
TV show?

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I like this category. I like it, Rick, I think
you picked the right person this time.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
All right, So Thick is going to play a clip
from a TV show theme. First person to yell at
the answer gets the points, most points win, and someone's
gonna walk away with the four pack of tickets to
Hell City Tattoo Fest.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
What is the record? Now? Do you know?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
I am up six to five with one tie? Yeah,
six and one? So Ken, Kelly tie it up today.
Let's find out TV themes? Rick, here we go, all right, Todd?

Speaker 2 (36:00):
This show.

Speaker 6 (36:03):
Benny Hill Show?

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Yes, all right, Kelly's got one.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I was gonna say that Betty Hill. Theam I forgot
there was a Benny Hill show. Well, I would have
taken that. Okay, yeah, it's Benny Hill, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:18):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 6 (36:19):
Next one, taxi.

Speaker 5 (36:23):
No, no, I know.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
It's order.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
No wait wait, oh, I know, I know. Wait light cord.

Speaker 9 (36:40):
Damn it?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Yes, okay, all right, all right, come on, Goose gotta
catch up. Here we go. Name this show, sag it
Goose is on the board. All right, Next one, here
we go. That's you were right there where a Kelly's up?

(37:08):
Three to one? Here we go?

Speaker 3 (37:12):
Oh why am I stuttering?

Speaker 5 (37:20):
Steve?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
This know?

Speaker 9 (37:22):
It's like you know it?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
But it's not fine?

Speaker 2 (37:29):
All right? Yeah, four to one? Here we go.

Speaker 5 (37:35):
Sopranos, sopranos. No, he's the car.

Speaker 2 (37:41):
Yes, Oh my gosh, did you not see that?

Speaker 9 (37:44):
I did? Oh?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Say that so depressingly.

Speaker 8 (37:51):
Good?

Speaker 2 (37:51):
All right?

Speaker 5 (37:52):
You know now you know how I feel when we
did TV or movie themes. I couldn't do it.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
But I know these Yeah, you just rolled her.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
They're not They're not falling out of my mouth.

Speaker 7 (38:03):
Alright, No, I don't understand what's falling out of your mouth.
Here we go with the next one.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
It was a game show.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
I try this one?

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Yes, good, good?

Speaker 2 (38:27):
All right, Here we go.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
What do second half.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Come back. We've been here for years.

Speaker 2 (38:37):
If only you would have had more.

Speaker 5 (38:40):
Are we done?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
We're done? Kelly? How this works? You don't just yess
is what Kelly tried to do a couple of weeks ago.
Keep keep going until she wins.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
That's you come back.

Speaker 7 (38:58):
I look, I don't want to hear any neither one
of you about how I can't win this and I
can't win that, because now we are dead. Even six
six and one is the record between you two, and
that game was five to four, So you guys are
very close.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
All right, Rick still doesn't like it.

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Rick, We're gonna hook you up. And you know what, Ken,
just because you're here, we'll hook you up as well.
So you both have a four pack of tickets for
Health City Tattoo Fest next May, second, two to fourth.
So Helloi, you're listening to the radio and on the phone,
but yeah, we'll get you both hooked ups. So hang
on one second, and then we got to get some
info from you.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
You know what I feel like doing right now? Watching
an episode of six say so say South.

Speaker 7 (39:40):
Part Man, you crash said of the blizz.

Speaker 3 (39:53):
Of all the things you have to do as a parent,
one of the things that might be. I don't know.
I guess a little on difficult side will be having
the talk at some point. You got to sit down
and have that talk. The old birds and bees as
we used to call it, which I never understood that
expression birds and bees. Don't get it on. Why why

(40:13):
are you using birds and bees as an example? Don't
they they don't with each other?

Speaker 5 (40:19):
Yeah? Yeah, Oh you mean together, a bird and a
bee together?

Speaker 3 (40:23):
You're right, Yeah, that would be a little awkward.

Speaker 7 (40:25):
I think it's about everything in the spring that starts
mating kind of thing nature.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
Okay, that's why I think that's where it comes from.

Speaker 3 (40:33):
Right, But in that case, why not just say, like rabbit,
let me tell you about the wallers of the polar
bear Like.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
Yeah, I don't, I don't know who named it.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
Maybe maybe because if it comes off the tongue easy,
birds and bees, did you have an awkward birds and
bees conversation? Because it can be it can be difficult
to sit down and just be blunt and scientific about
the whole thing.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
You mean as a kid or as a parent, as
a parent.

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Oh yeah, you know, having that conversation, and some people
don't hear from their parents. In fact, the reason I
bring this up is because forty four percent of parents
have no information on how they should talk to their
kids about puberty and the birds and the beest. And
in fact, they're saying a lot of people are saying
you should start it earlier. Because of the ease of
access and the internet and people talking and sharing more.

(41:19):
Now you might have to have that conversation a little
bit earlier than like when we got it. So, if
you're a parent, or maybe when you were a child
and your parents sent you down, did you have an
awkward birds and bees conversation? Eight hundred eight two one
ninety ninety seven zero. How did your parents put it
in front of you or how did you put it
in front of your kids? Did you just come out
and say it or did you dance around the subject?

Speaker 2 (41:41):
I just wondered, did they say what age is the
best time?

Speaker 6 (41:45):
I think you have to know your own kids?

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Wondering is it you got to gauge?

Speaker 3 (41:49):
They are saying a kid, They are saying eighteen percent
of kids between the ages of seven and nine are
already showing signs of reaching puberty, really showing us or
showing some sort of interest in things of that nature. So, Kelly,
did you have an awkward to birds and beast conversation?

Speaker 5 (42:08):
I never gave the birds and bees conversation. I don't
have any kids, but when I received the birds and
bees conversation, I already talked to my friend. I was
eleven years old, didn't know anything about sex, nothing, zero zilch.

Speaker 6 (42:20):
Eleven years old.

Speaker 5 (42:21):
My friend in elementary school, Connie, told me what you
do to make a baby, and I was like, that
is absolutely not true. So I went and asked my mother,
who then got a book down from the top shelf
of our closet and proceeded to sit down and give
me the sex talk, to which I was so sick.

(42:44):
I thought I was going to throw up, and I
go I just looked at my mom, I go, can
I need to go to my room? And I went
up to I can picture the whole thing right now
where we were sitting and just feeling like, I go, Mom,
I don't feel very good.

Speaker 6 (42:58):
Can I just go up to my room? And she
let me go up to my room.

Speaker 5 (43:01):
And I sat there and thought, my whole world is
basically disgusting now. Ye, I was so grossed out by
the concept it was just it was really rocked my world.

Speaker 6 (43:16):
And then when my niece found out.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
My niece has a bunch of brothers and sisters, but
at the time there were four of them, and she
asked my mom, she goes you and dad did that
four time? She was so grossed out. Friend, I completely relate.
I felt the same way when I was at age.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
We got a text for Chris who said, I never
had the birds and Bees conversation, but I did find
a stack of Penthouse magazines. I think a lot of
people learned that way for sure. Look on a phone
call here blitz, good morning, who's this Laurie? All right, Laurie,
awkward birds and Bees conversation? Keep it PG. Thirteen. But
did you get an awkward conversation as child or did

(44:00):
you have one with your kids?

Speaker 13 (44:03):
Yeah? I don't know if you call it awkward. The
first one was with my dad, who was extremely traditional,
extremely conservative, especially try to be progressive. He himed in
had for about thirty minutes. I thought he was going
to tell me that someone died. When they finally blurted out,
has your mom talked to you about sex? I said yes,

(44:24):
He's like, thank god, and he left.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Wipe my hands of it.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
I don't have to do it.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I'm good.

Speaker 13 (44:33):
With my kids. I think it's very open as a
stage appropriate so it's been I've never treated it as
a taboo subject. That was oldest daughter. Yeah, my oldest
daughter did start dating, and she was at the age
where kids might start experimenting. So I sat her in
her boyfriend GW one time and I said, tell me

(44:54):
about your future. What do you guys plan on doing
after high school? And they're telling me about college and
all this stuff and what your plans are, what colleges
are going through study and such.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Great.

Speaker 13 (45:05):
If you're not smart, I don't birth control, you're going
to ruin that.

Speaker 3 (45:09):
You just put it right out there. I think that's great,
right right, Well, thank you so much for the call.
I hope you have an amazing Thursday. I love this, uh,
Amy said my parents. I'm sorry, no, Kim said. My
mom rented educational videos from the library and sat me

(45:31):
down on the couch.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
He so, honestly, Because if it's just something that you
don't feel like you can do, well, there are materials
out there for to help you.

Speaker 3 (45:41):
H There are materials, but I don't know if this
is the right material two one nine five text and
said dad gave me a pornotape and said figure it out.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
Oh my god, that is not the way to handle.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
That, fel That isn't the Awkward Birds and Bees conversation
for sure?

Speaker 3 (45:57):
If you have one eight hundred two ninety nine to seven. Oh,
of course, you can always shoot us the text as
well at ninety nine seven hundred the Awkward Birds and
Bees Conversation? Did you have one from your parents when
they sat you down? Or did you give your kids one?
And you weren't exactly sure how to handle it? And
we're gonna find out how thick handle it coming up
in three and a half minutes. Some of the Blitz

(46:19):
forty parents don't know exactly how to talk to their
kids about puberty and the birds and the bees and
sex head and all that kind of stuff. So a
lot of experts are saying you need to start a
little bit earlier than like when we had it, because
kids are hitting puberty earlier. They're seeing things on the
internet at an earlier age. So you gotta kind of
that is that are.

Speaker 2 (46:38):
Those two things?

Speaker 7 (46:40):
Is that a cause and effect thing that you when
you see maybe porn younger, then you start to change younger,
I think.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
So they are like they say that hormones and foods
have been causing.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
That I can see for sure. Yeah, uh think you've
got some kids. How did you did you handle the
whole birds of these conversation?

Speaker 9 (47:03):
Well?

Speaker 7 (47:04):
You know, the thing is, that's why I was asking
earlier about it's different with different kids age wise and
what you were just talking about. So I kind of
asked my son what he knew before I started telling.

Speaker 3 (47:19):
Him, Okay, you know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
You know, it's like, hey.

Speaker 7 (47:22):
What do you your friends talk to you about sex?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
Are they talking about sex at school? And he goes, yeah,
I've heard some stuff. I go, what have you heard?
What do you know so far?

Speaker 8 (47:29):
You know?

Speaker 7 (47:30):
And he told me a couple of things, and I'm like, okay,
but do you understand the whole process of having a child?
And he kind of knew he did, you know, because
that's the thing. We think we know when to talk
to our kids about it. But they've heard so much
from their friends already.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
But not all of it is correct. But it was
not awkward at all.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
You're pretty straightforward with Yeah, he's.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
An intelligent kid.

Speaker 7 (47:55):
He knew most of it already, but that one thing
I had to I made sure was buried into their
heads was no pregnancies. You right, I told my daughter,
I said, there will come a time. I know you're
it's gonna happen. It happens to everybody eventually where you're
going to want to do this, and when that time comes,

(48:15):
you come to me and we get you on birth
control before that ever happens.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
And she did, and everything's great.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Josh said. My dad tried to give me the talk
after my now wife was pregnant with our first kid. Yeah,
that doesn't doesn't help.

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Anna said. I was not given the talk. I was
given a book called Where Did I Come From? And
it compared the Big O to a sneeze when describing
the feeling.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Man, here's you're going at it all morning.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
That would be the worst.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Have the talk.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
It's a good thing to do. It needs to be done.
I know it can be awkward, but you gotta do it.
It's night night seven. The blocks down, the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (49:06):
Exactly two million dollars bond for Tom Cassie, a former
leader of Faith Life Church in New Albany, in the
sun of the founders of the church. He was in
court Knox County yesterday pleaded not guilty to twenty seven
charges involving the sexual abuse of three girls. Crimes are
alleged to have happened between two thousand and two and
twenty eleven. The girls arrange in age from five to fifteen.
As I said, Judge set bond to two million. He

(49:27):
also ordered a five thousand dollars cash deposit to cover
the cost of a GPS monitor that Cassie will be
wearing if he gets out on bond.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Big problems with.

Speaker 5 (49:37):
Pre ordering the new Nintendo Switch To pre orders opened
at twelve oh one am this morning for the new console,
which comes out on June fifth, but a lot of
people reported problems with their orders through best Buy, Walmart,
and Target. First of all, there were some technical issues,
like on the Target site you could finally get to
the checkout screen and then have your order canceledops. People

(49:58):
were getting kicked out of online ques and Target in
best Buy quickly sold out of both the console and
the bundle with Mario Kart World.

Speaker 6 (50:06):
So anyway, it's not unexpected. The things are pretty popular.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
A bunch of Kelly's have it sitting in their cart.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
Right now, right, yeah, right right. A Missouri family says,
back in March, their relative, thirty four year old Princess Evans,
died unexpectedly. The family used Savory and Son's funeral home
in Kansas City, and they paid three thousand dollars for
funeral and cremation. Well, about three weeks later, the family
says they never received Evans ashes, so they decided, let
me just swing by.

Speaker 6 (50:31):
The funeral home real quick and see what's going on.

Speaker 5 (50:34):
So they park in the back lot, they walk up,
doors locked, so they look through the sliding glass window
and they saw their relative laying there, uncovered and decomposing.
Not only was the body of Princess Evans lying there
just doing what a body naturally does, you know, after death,

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there were other bodies around, same sitch, all these just
and nobody was there. They also there's a bunch of
trash back there as well, So they called the police.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
They're like, waw, you know, you guys, you need to
do something.

Speaker 5 (51:09):
Of course, the investigation of investigation was launched and now
the Board of Funeral Directors says the business has been
completely abandoned and other funeral homes are now stepping up
and saying, hey, we will if your loved one was
abandoned in the back of this freaking funeral home in
Kansas City, we will cremate your loved one for free.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (51:29):
Yeah, I mean, how horrible. But I guess the funeral
the person who owns the place was like, we've always operated,
this is a family business, and we take pride in
our business. Blah blah blah. Meanwhile, they haven't step foot
in the place in weeks anyway. All right, guys, those
are your three things.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
I'll tell you what. As a fan of stand up comedy,
this man is one of my favorites. So excited and
I'm so sad that I have to go back up
to Detroit this weekend because if not, I would be
at the Merchant Auditor I am this Saturday, seven pm.
Funny man Jim Jefferies is going to be there. Jims
such a huge fan. Thank you so much for joining

(52:08):
the show. You're in California right now, I.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
Am, I mean la right now?

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Yeah, nice and butt ass early for you to get
up into a radio interview. We appreciate it.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
That's so Rod I'm a dad. I get up early anyway,
That's true. Work like get up earlier. I'm a warrior.

Speaker 3 (52:21):
We're gonna see you on Saturday at the Mershon. Tickets
still available right now. You know, absolutely one of my
favorite comedians. You have been for a very long time.
So absolute honor to talk to you. I want to
note right off the bat, as I was doing a
little research, is it true that you hate bananas?

Speaker 8 (52:40):
I despise bananas. It's the only food I don't hate.

Speaker 14 (52:43):
Actually, I tell people I'm allergic to bananas, and I'm
not actually allergic to them. Not nice, but I'm never
really one of me have butbody's.

Speaker 8 (52:51):
Arrogant fruit in the world.

Speaker 14 (52:53):
People just take up the deal and dump it on
their table like favorite shape something.

Speaker 8 (52:58):
They're terrible.

Speaker 3 (52:59):
No, I completely agree, you know, not to mention, you know,
completely slip and fall accidents happening all the time.

Speaker 14 (53:05):
Of course, that room, it didn't come from nowhere. Obviously
they've heard a lot of paper ninety another food that
goes from green to black.

Speaker 8 (53:17):
It's just.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
You can sit one down and within within a couple
of days, you've watched the full life cycle of birth
to death. When it comes to bananas.

Speaker 8 (53:29):
Yeah, and he says, I'm still boring green bananas.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Right, absolutely. I found this very funny doing research as well.
I don't even know. There's a website called Kittle, which
is basically like a kid's version of Google or Wikipedia.
And if you search, if you go to Google and
put in Jim Jefferies facts like the fifth or sixth
page down is you on Kittle, which is basically a

(53:59):
kid search engine, which I find kind of funny considering
your your your style of comedy.

Speaker 9 (54:09):
You know.

Speaker 3 (54:09):
Basically, it's it's a breakdown of you know, some of
the same stuff you would find on on your regular website.
Let me let me pull it up here.

Speaker 8 (54:18):
You know.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
It's built just like Wikipedia, so it says early life,
career stand up talks about legit and the Jim Jeffrey
Show talks about your personal life and your filmography, and
it breaks it all down. But it is literally listed
search engine for kids.

Speaker 14 (54:32):
What's weird that's happening in my career is when I
was a younger coming, it was only only these young
people who came and saw me, right Yeah, And now
the young people don't see me as much as they
used to, Right, But I just went and saw a
CDC and all it was was old people and their kids.

Speaker 8 (54:48):
Getting a bit the same.

Speaker 14 (54:49):
Right, So every time I look out in the audience down,
there's always like a flight year old son, You know
what I mean? Because on the comic you take dads
take their kids too. You go, I'll show you a meetian,
I'll show you a right you want of jokes, right yep.
So I guess I'm down with the kids down just
because of eight down.

Speaker 3 (55:08):
It comes full circle like you were cool with the kids,
fell out a little bit, your fans got older, but
now your fans are bringing their kids, so the kids
are finding you cooler game. I've always found it interesting
that there are certain comedians, you being one of the
major ones that can say I don't want to say
offensive things, but definitely walk the line. But it passes
off because it's funny, right. And I've seen other comedians

(55:28):
try and do some edgy jokes and it doesn't work
because it's not funny. Do you believe that anything can
be funny if told in the right way.

Speaker 14 (55:37):
Yeah, Look, the risky of the joke, the bigger the
life has to be. On the comedy, he gets away
with the cea word more than most right. Probably I
bought that word to America in a big way. And
when I first came to America, that word was banned
in comedy clubs. And then then I said it in
my accent and no one cared. And then the other
comedians were like, well, if he can say, we can

(55:57):
say it. And now you can actually use that word.
Right before that in America, we couldn't use that word.
In fact, on my first HBO special, this is like
sixteen years ago, they said to me, they go, hey,
we love your gym, you're great. Please don't see the
C word for the first fifteen minutes because all the
ratings did fifteen minute brackets and they wanted people to
stay tuned in, and they worried.

Speaker 8 (56:17):
If I said it earlier.

Speaker 14 (56:18):
So I had a light at the back of my
back of the room. At fifteen minutes that was like,
you can now say the word, right, and off I went.

Speaker 8 (56:30):
Right.

Speaker 14 (56:30):
But the more offensive you have to be, the more
charming you have to be. Like my company's offensive, I'll
either be canceled or become the president.

Speaker 7 (56:38):
Right, Hey, Jim, I wanted to ask you about this
because I love a good social experiment, and I was
reading here about the new Fox show The Snake that
you're going to host.

Speaker 3 (56:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (56:49):
Man, yeah, I went down to Argentina. I was deep
in the jungle and I hosted a show called The Snake.
And look, it's a straight up I'm not funny in
the show. It's a straight up sort of like Survivory,
Big Brothery or the Game Show.

Speaker 8 (57:06):
But I'm a big fan of game shows.

Speaker 14 (57:08):
I'm also happy something that my kids can actually watch
as well. Yeah, it's one of those you know, we've
got shows like Traders as well. These shows are very
proper at the moment where a bit of skullduggery and gold. Yeah,
it was a lot of me standing in a suit
in the middle of the jungle looking at contestants doing
you know, weird activities.

Speaker 8 (57:28):
But I can't say too much about the show.

Speaker 14 (57:30):
It was only announced yesterday and I don't even know
what I'm allowed to say or what I'm gonna yeah, yeah, but.

Speaker 7 (57:37):
It sounds like, you know, this is one of those
experiments where you see the real side of somebody when
they're competing for one hundred thousand dollars at.

Speaker 3 (57:45):
Real side by the producers, what's going to edit together.

Speaker 7 (57:48):
But I mean, you know how deceitful somebody can really be,
and that type of thing, and it's I see it's
created by Sally and Salsano who created a Jersey Shore.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
So I'm expecting I'm expect entertainment of this.

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Oh so they're going from GTL to the to the
Amazon Jungle doing a social experiment.

Speaker 8 (58:08):
Okay, it's Jen Shore of the Jungle Man.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
All right, I'm in speaking.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
I mean, you know now, of course you've got the
Snake coming, but you know the One Percent Club, the
Jim Jeffrey Show, legit, all of your stand up specials.
So how is it going through these shows as a
comedian who has now spread out to actual TV shows
and movies? How do you handle things getting canceled? Do
you care? Or is it you know a lot of
stand ups always say it's fun doing that stuff, but

(58:35):
it's all about the stage and the stand up will
be your first love.

Speaker 14 (58:38):
It is fun doing all those things. All those things
are great. You know they're out of your control. With
stand up company is still in your control. You can
go ahead and do geeks whenever you walk. It's like
people always ask me, They're like, do you want to
do more acting, And I'm like, that's not asking you
if I want to have six with attractive women.

Speaker 8 (58:55):
It's not my decision.

Speaker 14 (59:00):
It's very true, like I have to wait for them
to ask me. So that's why I love the game shows. Man,
you do a game show, no one us it.

Speaker 8 (59:13):
Yeah, you know the car giving out money in the jungle.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yes, well, Jim, thank you so much. Immersee on this Saturday,
seven pm. There are some tickets. I was just online,
still some tickets available. I mean, it's Jim Jeffers. You
know it's going to be an amazing show. And it's
always fun to get to see them as they're doing
their tour before they tape their big special and then
you get to go back and watch the special when
it comes out, kind of compare some notes, see what

(59:40):
you saw, and then see if something new came out. Again. Jim,
one of my absolute favorites. Keep doing what you're doing
and cannot thank you enough of your time.

Speaker 8 (59:47):
Hey, I can't thank you guys enough. Thanks for having
me on the show. For sure.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Have a great one.

Speaker 4 (59:53):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Oh Kelly, here you go. This first not so breaking
news story is just for you. Oh great, because I
know you're following along with Kelly and Conway or what's
her name.

Speaker 5 (01:00:12):
Was, Karen Reed?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Excuse you, Karen Reid. Karen Reid big into murder mysteries.
So here you go. This story is coming out of
Michigan where back in twenty fifteen, Glenna Durham was with
her husband and gunshots were heard. Police arrived and they

(01:00:39):
found that Glenna was on the floor with a bullet
wound to her head. However, she was still alive. And
then they found her husband with a few gunshot wounds
not far from her. They have themselves a double murder
and they were trying to figure out what was wrong.
And shortly after that, Bud the pet parrot was given

(01:01:03):
to family members, and Bud the pet parrot, who belonged
to Glenna and her husband, kept saying, don't shoot, don't
effing shoot, and it sounded a lot like the husband.
So further investigation also uncovered a series of suicide notes
written by Glenna to her family. Through the letters, they

(01:01:27):
found out they were in big time financial difficulty through
gambling issues. And it turns out the debts were so
large they were facing the prospect of losing their house.
And then the investigation turned towards Glenna because the family
went to the police and said, you've got to hear this,
and sure enough, there's the parrot. Don't shoot, don't effing shoot.

(01:01:49):
And they really thought for a long time about putting
the parrot up on the stand. Now they didn't, and
Glenna was still convicted. She survived her shot to the
head because instead of a double murder, it was actually
a murder suicide. Somehow she survived, so she will now
be spending time in jail, all because the parrot learned

(01:02:14):
to say, don't shoot, don't effing shoot.

Speaker 5 (01:02:17):
Oh my gosh. I kind of feel like if you're
an officer and investigator you're walking on a scene and
one person has multiple gun shot wounds and the other
only as one. You know what you're looking at.

Speaker 3 (01:02:28):
My other question too, is, and I don't want to
get too graphic or disgusting, but if she did, or
obviously she has been found guilty of committing the murder
and shooting herself in the head, where'd the gun go? Like,
you don't have time to shoot yourself in the head.
And throw the gun. Yeah, so the gun had to
be close to her. Was she wearing gloves either? Did
they not see the fingerprints on the gun?

Speaker 9 (01:02:49):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:02:49):
Seems like it would kind of be a simple case
to solve, but apparently not. They needed the family parrot
to break the case.

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Let the body's at the floor said it your.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
Second story if you're not so. Breaking news comes from
Soka City, Saitama Prefecture, Japan. Now this story sounds a
lot like a WTF, Oh what the Florida, But no,
it is not. This story started last Monday night when
a naked man went running through the streets. Daisuke Nishimura,

(01:03:25):
forty eight years old, ran through the streets and grabbed
a car that was left running and went driving down
the street, where he then hit a motorcyclist, who unfortunately
passed away from his injuries. It was a hit and
run accident. Daisuke then continued down the road before stopping

(01:03:47):
in the middle of getting out and running up to
a taxi that was in the middle of the that
was at the red light in the intersection. Again, still
completely naked, grabs the taxi driver out of the car,
throws him to the ground, and jumps in the car, screaming,
I'll kill you. Did not know that there were two
passengers in the taxi, so now you're the passenger of

(01:04:10):
your hijack taxi by a naked man. He drove this
car for about two hours with the passengers in, not
stopping once police were unable to find him somehow, and
then around nine o'clock, he was then seen crashing outside
of what's called a Cram school CRAM. I don't know

(01:04:31):
if that's like our Stem schools, but he crashed outside
the school, still naked, running into the school, where he
stayed for about an hour before police were able to
take him into custody. A hit and run accident, a
dead motorcyclist, two kidnapped taxi passengers, a crash at a school,

(01:04:51):
finally to be detained, and finally to be given some clothes.
He was naked the entire time.

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
What a day.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
That is a full day. It is a full day.
I don't know if I've ever had that day on
my to do list on my calendar before six thirty
create hit and run accident, nine pm, hijack taxi with
customers thirty five crash into school. No, that is not
a good to do list for your day. But thankfully

(01:05:19):
he was captured and he will now be facing some churches.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
You can't believe it's that hard to find, Like pretty
much like it's the naked guy. It's been doing all
this stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:05:29):
Yeah, look for look for the taxi dream being driven
by the naked guy with two passengers in the back
seats screaming their head off. Shouldn't be that, pretty much.

Speaker 5 (01:05:37):
If you see a small blue car towing a church,
that's or pulling a church behind it, it's that kind
of thing.

Speaker 6 (01:05:45):
It should be easy to say.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
It should be easy to spot. You are correct that
if you're not so breaking news, not on some of
the blitz. All right, here's a question for you. Who
is the most famous person you have in your contacts?
And famous could be you know, lots of different levels. Yeah,
it could be maybe you have a well renowned news

(01:06:07):
anchor or meteorologist that you're friends with. Could be, uh,
someone the the Ohio state golf champion from one of
the country clubs. Or it could be someone who is
actually you know, like an A list celebrity. Here's a
question eight hundred one ninety nine seven oh or shoot us.
The text ninety nine seven hundred, very curious to just

(01:06:29):
tell us. You don't have to give us their number,
but just tell us who know. However, we do have
up for grabs a pair of Jim Jefferies tickets. Who
is going to be performing this Saturday? And if you
could get someone to call us real quick, a famous person?
Yeah at eight hundred one nine nine seven, Oh, give
you the tickets, like to the most the most famous
person that you can get to give us call here
in the next what do you got you got like

(01:06:53):
the fifteen minutes to get us a phone call from
someone famous and have them tell you tell who they're representing. Hi,
I'm calling for Jason to give Jason the tickets. Kelly,
do you have you have someone on your phone?

Speaker 9 (01:07:06):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:07:07):
I do? I have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Many?

Speaker 5 (01:07:10):
How long ago was this thick? When I was tweeting
and I got a tweet from the one and only
Alec Baldwin who said, tell me about your radio show.
I want you to interview me because I told him
on Twitter that I loved his podcast. I just tagged
him and said best podcast I've listened to all year,

(01:07:33):
And he tweeted me back and said, hey, you're on
the radio and let me do an interview with you.
And so I'm like, send him a message, and he's
sent me a phone. Now it's not his phone numbers
as publicist phone number right who's setting his schedule? But
I still have it in my phone, and I must
say that had to have been what would you say, Thick,

(01:07:53):
six years ago? Maybe seven years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
I would say ten years ago?

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
Yeah, ten years ago, still in my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Baldwin's publicist.

Speaker 6 (01:08:02):
That's the most famous.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
That's pretty good person I have in my phone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
That's pretty good. I have got. The two that really
come to mind are Kid Chris kidd Reid, who was
a member of Kid and Play back in the days.
Yay how about he had yeah house party. He has
since gone on to stand up comedy and has been
doing stand up comedy for a while. And I opened

(01:08:26):
up for him a couple of times in Colorado and
we got to talk and became you know, I know me.
If I called him right now, he'd.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
Be like who, But you know, just to be on
your phone, I'm that Alec Baldwin does not know who
I am. But I'll never forget that interaction with him.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
I'll tell you what. Chris Kidd Reid does a lot
of wee. Okay, tried to hang out with him that
did not go well. Can't tell you that much right now.
The other person would be the other famous person that
I know. Would know who I am if I give
McCall is Frank right now. He is the All Pro
center for the Detroit Lions. I've been his personal MC

(01:09:06):
for his charity events for a while and so yeah,
we've become acquaintances. Let's good morning. Who's this, Brian, what's up? Man?
Who's the most famous person you have in your contact?

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
Well, it's Bob co may not bring him to you
and all, but you're a power lifter that is a
very famous person. If you go on the website, look
up West Side bar Bell.

Speaker 2 (01:09:32):
Okay, okay, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:09:37):
Okay, is he is he won like the Arnold and
stuff before?

Speaker 12 (01:09:42):
No, no, he but he has trained the person that
is known as the world's strongest man. Okay, yeah, Like
once again, if you get on the West Side bar
Bell you will see uh the uh see him all
over the place.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
I love it all right, Well, thank you very much
to call him. Man. I hope you have a great one.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
Yeah, I don't know, if you're familiar Goose with Westside Barbell,
it's here in Columbus. It's a gym, and like pro athletes,
Major tran, it's a place that people come.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Okay, yeah, serious, they know what they're doing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
Then, Okay, I think that thick Rick has famous people
in his phone.

Speaker 8 (01:10:22):
I do.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
I have a few I got, you know, obviously I
got all the Boba Flex guys. Yeah, and Tim from
all that remains. Those are the band guys.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
I have, uh, local athletes Jody Shelley, Frankie Heyduke, Charlie Hartley,
who's a bass pro fisherman.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
And I think this guy's probably the future head coach
of the book guys, Brian Hartline. That's a good content.
Nice Me and b hart go way back.

Speaker 3 (01:10:43):
Okay, be hard, be hard, but I always called him
the board be hard.

Speaker 2 (01:10:49):
And then probably the most famous you know nationally is
a comedian Joe Coy.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
Okay, yeah, absolutely, let's see. We got Amanda's Papa John
is the only famous guy I've find.

Speaker 6 (01:11:02):
Wait, literally, Papa John, you mean to the local Papa John's.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
Is that literally? You have Papa John's phone number?

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
No, wait a minute, is that the guy that was
in the Peyton Manning commercials.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yeah so okay, yeah, the guy who does a bunch
of the commercial yeah with the owner.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Let's see. Most famous person I have in my contact
is Thick Rick.

Speaker 8 (01:11:22):
Oh what.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
Doug said that? Ohguh Mervis says, Chris Kane from Bad
Wolves is in my phone?

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
Okay, nice like that one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Absolutely, if you've got one eight hundred eight one ninety
nine seven oh or ninety nine seven hundred, I would
love if you could get them on the phone real
quick and have them give us a call at eight
hundred two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
If we have some sort of famous person called the show,
tell us who they're representing. You're the one that made
them call, and we'll give you take us to Jim
Jefferies this Saturday Sunday, Night seven of the Blitz. We
were just talking off the air yesterday and we're just
having to talk about like who's in our phone? And
we've been fortunate enough to me some people throughout the years,
and we have a couple of a couple of phone
numbers in our contacts. Who's the most famous person in

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your contact? Blitz? Good morning, who's this It's Tom Moore.
What's up, Tom Moore? Do you have a famous person
in your contact?

Speaker 10 (01:12:16):
What?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
Wait? What do you have Elon Musk in your contacts?
And how did that happen?

Speaker 12 (01:12:24):
We became good friends.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Okay, Wow, way him in.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
And get him on the phone real quick. Thank you
so much for the call. I hope you have a
great one. Blitz, Good morning. Who's this? Blitz? Hello?

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Hello?

Speaker 10 (01:12:43):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
Who's this? This is think hy you?

Speaker 8 (01:12:49):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:12:50):
Hey?

Speaker 10 (01:12:50):
Hill?

Speaker 8 (01:12:51):
He?

Speaker 5 (01:12:51):
Who are you calling in to vouch for?

Speaker 6 (01:12:55):
I'm calling in to talk to you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Canceled the show. Money's not good anymore. I'm pimp and
Peggy for pro pain. Bobby's own myth.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Mobby famous person I know is can't take cow.

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Boy can't take cowboys.

Speaker 3 (01:13:14):
He's a low wrapper. Okay, I did not know that.
I appreciate the phone call. Thank you so much. Have
a great day. Let me see. I gotta do this.
I gotta do this real quick. I was told to
let's see here. Let's see here. Hello, Hello, who Hi,

(01:13:36):
it's goods Uh Colonel Sanders, Colonel Sanders Goose, you need
to call the radio station and vouch for Colonel Sanders Anders.
I'm calling in and calling in and vouching for Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 9 (01:13:51):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Sounds weird when you called the station from your own
cell phone. Bled's good morning, Hi?

Speaker 9 (01:13:57):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
Thank you?

Speaker 8 (01:14:00):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
NICKI do you have a famous person in your context?

Speaker 5 (01:14:03):
I actually have two?

Speaker 8 (01:14:04):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Who are the two people you have in your context?

Speaker 2 (01:14:07):
Okay?

Speaker 12 (01:14:08):
The one is Mike Elco he's the head football coach
at Texas.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
A and m oh oh okay, how did that come about?
How do you know him?

Speaker 14 (01:14:17):
I used to sit him.

Speaker 12 (01:14:24):
And I also have Ryan Upchurch, who is a country rapper.

Speaker 3 (01:14:28):
I think I've heard that name before. Yeah, okay, I
like it.

Speaker 13 (01:14:33):
My daughter married it to his family, so oh okay.

Speaker 12 (01:14:37):
And Shine Down sends me texts all the time about
going to see them on tour, and.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Okay, they know me, yeah, you know, they know everybody
in the fan club. They are personally sending out to
text message.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
I get text from them every single day. Oh oh
my god, they're texting is crazy?

Speaker 9 (01:14:54):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
Don't you buy tickets for them? Yeah? Text constantly? Okay,
They're like you're.

Speaker 3 (01:15:00):
Right right, yeah, absolutely absolutely, just call them up anytime. Well,
you know, what do you want to go see? Jim?
Jeffries on Saturday night. Sure, okay, I mean, I'm not
forcing you to go. I'm not twisting your arm or anything.
But we've got tickets. He's a great comedian, he's really funny.
You got a date for Saturday night, so we're gonna
hook you up with a pair of tickets. Okay, awesome,

(01:15:22):
Thank you so much. You're very welcome. Hang on one
second for me. If you've got one eight hundred eight
two one nine n seven, we still love to hear
from you. He can choose the text nine nine seven hundred.
It's ninety nine seven the Blitz. Now the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
Intel has plans to cut more than twenty percent of
its workforce. The layoffs are part of the company's attempt
to get back on firm financial ground.

Speaker 6 (01:15:45):
This follows job cuts back in August.

Speaker 5 (01:15:47):
A twenty eight billion dollar chip factory in New Albany
was supposed to be open this year, but it's been
delayed by Intel several times by financial challenges. Governor DeWine
says he thinks Intel will move ahead with launching the
Ohio plants. He says, when they're finished, someone will be
making chips at the facilities. Somebody right now, we're still

(01:16:08):
saying it's intel. The Secretary of Defense is calling for
reinstating eighty seven hundred service members after they were removed
for not taking the COVID nineteen vaccine. Speaking from the
US Army War College in Pennsylvania yesterday, Pete Hegseth said
the military is working on bringing back those.

Speaker 6 (01:16:23):
Soldiers who refused to take the vaccine.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
I need to know if any workplace right now you
look around, did anybody bring their kids?

Speaker 6 (01:16:33):
Because I remember when it was like a hot thing
to do.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
It was take your daughter's to work day, and then
it changed to take your daughters and sons to work day,
and then people were like, well, if you can bring
your snotty kids, why can't I bring my dog? And
I just I don't know that I've seen any child
in the hallways of NABCO in years on take your

(01:16:58):
sons and daughters to work?

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Yeah, I brought my son. It was like fifteen years ago,
long ago.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
Oh really, Yeah, I can't imagine. No, I can't imagine
bringing your kid to work.

Speaker 6 (01:17:09):
I think it sounds like a fun idea.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
We did shadowing, yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
I mean on this specific day where your kid gets
out of school to go to work with a parent.

Speaker 3 (01:17:21):
Yeah, no, that doesn't sound like a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
Don't hit that much anymore at all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:26):
It doesn't work everywhere for sure, that is very true.

Speaker 6 (01:17:28):
Yes, I feel like it would work here maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's easy here.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Well, yeah, you can do the cute little kid thing,
put him on the air and all that fun stuff.
But yeah, when when you're you know, scrubbing sewer lines,
you might not want to take a kid with you.
Probably not a good ida.

Speaker 5 (01:17:43):
No, teach him a skill.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Teach him a skill, Get on down there and work.
Start scrubbing, son.

Speaker 3 (01:17:49):
If you don't get straight a's this is where you're
going to be.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
All right, those are your three thing all right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Here we go tonight the NFL Draft kicks off Green Bay. Now,
I don't think, and I haven't looked too much into
it doesn't seem like there's gonna be a ton of
drama this year. I think it's gonna be fairly straightforward.

(01:18:16):
I think obviously we'll see a couple of trades pop
up here and there. But you know, Mike Berganci, the
general manager for the Tennessee Titans, who have the number
one pick, says, we're not trading the number one pick,
taking Camwore. We're taking Cam Moore to Miami.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I think they're already negotiating his contract.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
I wouldn't be surprised. Yeah, most likely to go number one.
And you know, we're looking over the mock drafts and
depending on where you look, names are going to change
a little bit. Kind of a consensus. Travis Hunter, dual
threat player from Colorado, is going to be going number
two to Cleveland. A lot of people say they're excited
over there in Cleveland, especially to have such a strong cornerback,

(01:18:56):
but they also want to use him offensively.

Speaker 2 (01:18:58):
Yeah, which is strength is definitely on defense.

Speaker 3 (01:19:01):
Yes, for sure. Let's see going over the teams in
the area. If you're a Bears fan for some reason,
Ashton genty is going to be projected to go to
Chicago with the number five pick. Kids a badass, he
is pretty good. Where's your team fall Twell? See twelve?
What do you have on your projected draft over there?

Speaker 7 (01:19:25):
Various mock drafts have us taken a receiver Golden from Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
One McMillan from Arizona is another one man I'd kind
of like Donovan Jackson, the offensive guard from the Buckeyes,
because we just had our right guard retire who was
like a perennial pro bowler, so we've lost him.

Speaker 7 (01:19:45):
Zach Martin, he was a guard and I would love
Traveon Henderson, okay, And if I'm being honest, I would
love Will Howard.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
Okay.

Speaker 7 (01:19:58):
I think Will Howard might be the deal of the draft.
That to me, he is the most pro style offense
ready quarterback.

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
In the draft. But are you saying that if he's
that ready, why wouldn't he want to start? I mean,
is he gonna go sit behind Dak?

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Well?

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Yeah, he would free I think it's I think if
you can if you're in a situation where you can
draft a quarterback and sit him for a year, that's great.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
So are you assuming that Dak only has one year left?

Speaker 7 (01:20:25):
Well, Dak's got three years left on his contract. But
if you can take a Will Howard in like the
fourth round, and if he turns out to be what
you think he is, then you can trade Dak along
with that salary. Okay, you know, and that's that's a
lot of stuff down the road. But I'm definitely I
would be in support of them taking him. I'm very
curious about Shador Sanders because this guy forever was talked

(01:20:47):
about with cam Ward like they were.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Gonna be one and two, and I think he's gonna
be a huge bus well.

Speaker 7 (01:20:53):
And obviously a lot of teams agree with you, because
like one draft I'm looking at has him going to
the steel at seventeen. But I also saw another draft
where they've got the Steelers taken Milroe from Alabama in
the first round.

Speaker 3 (01:21:08):
I think Milro will be much better.

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
Well, and Jackson Dart.

Speaker 7 (01:21:11):
They've got Jackson Dart going in the first round, so
they they're you know, the the last mock I looked at,
there were three quarterbacks those three Dart, Milroe, and cam
Ward going in the first round. Shador wasn't even going
in the first round round right, And all I'm hearing
is team these reports that teams think he's a he's
a drama king and he's you know, a diva, and
it's like he's one of those guys where if everything's

(01:21:33):
not going right, he's gonna he's gonna piss and whine.

Speaker 3 (01:21:35):
And you know, absolutely could and I mean, you know,
you look at who his dad is.

Speaker 2 (01:21:39):
And I love Deon Sanders. He was one of the
greatest players ever to play the game. But he's not
coming from where he had to work as hard.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Yeah, you know, let's see for you Bengals fans, Walter
Nolan uh for the pick of seventeen.

Speaker 4 (01:21:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
He is from Old Miss defensive tackle, defensive line. Yeah.
So if you want to put your hope in pre
on that looking over, I went to the eleven Warriors
website because I wanted to see who from the Buckeyes
might be getting picked up.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
We got projected to get fifteen players.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
There'll be a lot, yeah, in terms of first round possibilities.
Trevion Henderson of course, a lot of both both people.
A lot of people are saying going to the Broncos
at number twenty a. Mecca and Luka of course going
to Green Bay in the first round with the number
twenty three pick, although some people have him going early
in the second round. Donovan Jackson going in the first round.

(01:22:33):
A lot of people are saying Minnesota Vikings, although Dallas, Dallas.
We'll see see what happens. Josh the offensive tackle, Josh
Simmons again projected late round. Someone has them going to
the Kansas City Chiefs at number thirty one. Someone else
saying early in the second round to the Tennessee Titans, So.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
That potentially four first round picks, yeah, well intentionally.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Well, some people are also saying Tyler Williams could go
to the Eagles towards the end.

Speaker 9 (01:23:00):
Of the.

Speaker 3 (01:23:02):
Yeah, he's a stud, we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Yeah, there are a lot of studs on that team.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
As you look further down, you know you've got of course,
Jack Sawyer, will Howard All being talked about, Latham Ransom
is being talked about, Denzel Burke is being talked about.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Sean Judkins.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Yeah, so could be a good draft for the buck
Gyes for sure.

Speaker 7 (01:23:20):
And I you know, honestly, Traveon Henderson or Quinn Shawn Judkins,
I'd take you to one of Travion's faster.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
Quinn Shawn's more powerful.

Speaker 7 (01:23:27):
He's more like a Derrick Henry type, okayas whereas Travion's
quicker home run hitter.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
What am my Lions gonna do?

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
What are they?

Speaker 3 (01:23:36):
Let's see right now, let's see this one I'm looking
at from CBS as Tyler Booker from Alabama.

Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I I'm showing them getting Donovan Jackson from the line
from the bucket.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Okay, all right, man him that late.

Speaker 7 (01:23:50):
I thought Jackson was expected to go higher. But that's
just that's just uh, you know, that's NFL dot COM's
mock draft.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
Well you know, if you turn on any sports channel
right now, they're already doing the countdown. Oh yeah, getting
ready for it. What time is the first pick? Seven o'clock,
I think is when the thought for some reason, I
thought it was eight eight.

Speaker 9 (01:24:10):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:24:11):
The one thing is is, I you know, you look
at all these mock drafts, and these guys who are
predicting trades that are going to change everything is insane
to me because they never come out that way, right,
Like you think this team is going to trade here
really just all of a sudden that you have this idea,
nobody knows.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
I think. I think there'll be one that will be like,
oh man, I can't believe that just happens. They're gonna do,
But I don't think it's to be I don't think
it's going to be drama filled like it has been
in previous years.

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
So yeah, no, the only way, the only way there's
drama is if one of those top top picks.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
Yeah, yeah, then you got drama, which I don't know
if that will happen, although there was talk about Cleveland
trading their pick.

Speaker 7 (01:24:55):
Yeah, you know, Bruce Drenning up, they're reporting that they
were going to trade with Dallas for Dak and I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:00):
What what is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:25:02):
They will see, we will see. Well, if you want
to sniff a football, tonight is your chance? Yeah, actually
all weekend because you got first round tonight and then
you got what second through five? Three? Yeah tomorrow, and
then four through seven yeah, coming up on Saturday. So
I enjoy I want a little football and yeah, some
of the blitz. Now, let's see if we can learn

(01:25:24):
you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's make
it a little bit smarter than you were when you
woke up this morning.

Speaker 12 (01:25:33):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:25:33):
You know, growing up in a in a poor household,
I was always asking for fashionable things and then getting
the generic knockoffs and so a lot of like, you know,
I remember growing up and sweatpants were cool and you
pull one leg up and I wanted to cool sweatpants.
But then when you get the sweatpants from Kmart, like,
it just doesn't look the same. They're always baggy and I.

Speaker 2 (01:25:55):
Never got the whole wearing a pair of shorts over
the sweatpants.

Speaker 3 (01:26:00):
Yeah, that was weird too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Oh, I don't get that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:02):
But the the one like cool outfit I did convince
my mother to buy me was a Hugo Boss outfit.
It was an all tan outfit, had tan pants and
a tan T shirt and tan vest and even had
a tan kanga and it was all Boss. Although if
I knew this, I probably wouldn't have bought it. Before
Hugo Boss became an international fashion company, they made uniforms

(01:26:24):
for the Nazis. No one knew. No one knew until
nineteen ninety seven when the company showed up on a
list of Swiss bank accounts and the company admitted their
Nazi ties. That's crazy, geez. Here's one for you. Americans.
Always picture Godzilla being green, and a lot of the
movies you see he's green, but real in the Japanese movies,

(01:26:48):
he was never green. He was always gray.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
I saw he's kind of brownish. Maybe I just I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:26:55):
Yeah, but like in the Matthew Brogic nineties movie, he
was a green Yeah, he was green.

Speaker 2 (01:26:59):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
I said she actually because she was pregnant in that one.
Oh that's right, yeah, but yeah, uh never green. It
was always originally charcoal gray babies in baseball. I don't
know why they looked into this, but they did. The
major League baseball team that's had the most in season
babies is the Cleveland Guardians. Since the paternity list was

(01:27:21):
instituted in twenty eleven, Cleveland has had twenty seven players
go on leave, more than any other baseball team. The
team with the least amount of babies of the Los
Angeles Lakers, They've only had six paternity absences.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
Really, yeah, that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Well, baby and baseball fun effect for you. Canadians are
so polite that this is actually necessary. In Ontario, Canada,
there is a law that's saying sorry is not an
admission of.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Guilt because they say it all the time.

Speaker 3 (01:27:51):
Right, So, just because you say sorry about something does
not mean you're admitting to doing all.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
Right, he said sorry, so that means he must.

Speaker 3 (01:28:00):
Apologizing for Why would you apologize for something you didn't
do right? Well, because you're Canadian. And finally, I you know,
like most people, almost no one goes through the fine
print of a contract that they're signing. You know, you
just scroll to the bottom and hit I accept. Well,
you promised not to make any nuclear or chemical weapons

(01:28:21):
when you signed up for Apple Music. Yes, you promised
that you won't use Apple Music the app to make
nuclear chemical weapons. How you would do that, I have
no idea, But there is a line in the terms
and conditions that you agreed, and it prohibits you from
using Apple Music to make nuclear or chemical weapons.

Speaker 7 (01:28:40):
I read a story a couple three years ago about
some companies who just for fun put things in their terms, yes,
just to see it, like you will give us your
firstborn child, and people signed it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
No one reads it.

Speaker 7 (01:28:53):
They weren't gonna do it, but they just did it,
as you know, to be funny and see if people
would still agree.

Speaker 3 (01:28:57):
Yea, and they did. No one reads the fine print
at all. There you go, learning you some stuff. On
a Thursday morning, ninety ninety seven, The Blitz