Best $5 Snack Or Food and the Old Dick Twist - Blitz Morning 8-15-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Have a great Friday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
I'm gonna try. I'm not gonna lie. I don't know
what's gonna happen today. I don't know what I mean.
I know that Nara's not home, and so instantly I'm
already just.

Speaker 3 (00:19):
Not gonna sleep as well. But I don't know what
it was.

Speaker 2 (00:22):
I think I maybe got a combined hour of sleep
last night.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Yeah, I was just laying there, rolling the side to side,
and then when I finally got up, my head my
allergy apparent allergies.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Just when nuts. I'm sitting here with my head and advice.
I already took some medicine so I will see what happens.
I don't know what's gonna happen. I mean, I'm mentally
just so it could be. It could be a really
interesting Friday. Let's just put it that way. I can

(00:57):
tell you this. We have a very busy show. We
have a lot to talk about coming up here. In
less than an hour, we will have your tickets for
Ice nine kills, and then at eight oh five we've
got tickets for Nborgatzi. What else we are going to
talk about? Oh, I want you to think about this one, Kelly.
The best snack or food for five dollars or less. Oh, okay,

(01:21):
we'll get into that a little bit later.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
How are you this morning, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
I'm doing great.

Speaker 5 (01:26):
I'm doing great, Okay, wonderful.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm sorry to say I got great sleep last night. Wife.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
My husband's home, so right, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
That does make a difference.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
You got all cuddly, yes, ugly?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, get some snugs. Your safe space is there and
fed with you, right, not a care in the world.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah right, I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
Looks like it looks like somebody needs a hug. It's thick,
can you.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
Oh you want me to give him a hug?

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:56):
I have been watching Lose's mind, going through an entire
box of cleanex It's been unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I think.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
I think finally the medicine is kicked in though. You're right,
just at the right time, So then we're good. How
are you thinking? I'm good man. I'm ready for more football.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
Ready for more football? Yes? When did we get football
last night? No? Tonight? Oh, you're okay, you're ready, man.

Speaker 6 (02:18):
I tell you it's funny because you know, Browns fans
were going crazy over Shador Sanders last week, right, and
now he's not gonna play tomorrow because he's got an
obleak issue.

Speaker 3 (02:26):
Oh so he's.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
Not gonna play so Dylan that they drafted for Morgan,
we'll start.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, so what if he does? What are they going
to say? Well, because you're still listened a fourth on
their depth chart? Hey, I don't.

Speaker 6 (02:37):
I don't think they have any idea what their quarterback
depth chart is really.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
Right, Yeah, they have no idea. They're playing three card
Monti right now. They're just switching them around all over
the place. So that's interesting. All right, Well, I hope
you enjoy some football this evening. Let's just get going
on a Friday. I got nothing else to say. I'm
gonna let you take over the next No, we're good,
all right.

Speaker 6 (03:00):
Okay, So twenty five bucks up for grabs to water
beds and stuff. An iconic heavy metal band is calling
it quits after one more album and a farewell tour.
They just made the announcement yesterday. This iconic heavy metal
band is about to wrap things up. Tell us who
that band is. Be the first one to text in
the correct answer at eight hundred seven. Oh and we'll

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give you that gift card.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
Right, Let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia thick.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
All right, an iconic heavy metal band is calling it quits.
They made the announcement yesterday. We wanted to know who
the band was.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Kelly let me myself. I'm a social disease.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Megadeth all done well.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
They're going to do one more album.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
It'll be out in twenty twenty six, and then they're
going to do a global farewell tour.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Which will last three years, and then yeah, a reunion tour, and.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Then it's Dave Mustaine and his rotating asked of supporting
band me, Yeah, the ones he hasn't fired yet.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
He said.

Speaker 6 (04:06):
So many musicians don't get to go out on their
own terms. That's where I'm at in life right now.
It's the perfect time to tell you it's our last
studio album. Hope to see you all on our global
farewell to he said. Don't be mad, don't be sad,
be happy for us all. Come celebrate with me these
next few years.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Okay. Ask David Ellison if he got to go out
on his own terms.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Yeah, no, there's been some drama with that band over
the years, obviously. I mean Dave got kicked out of Metallica.

Speaker 7 (04:32):
That's why we have Mega you know.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
So many times done? That's right.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
I wonder if we might get them at Sonic.

Speaker 6 (04:43):
You know, will you make will you make a serious
effort to see them one more time?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I mean, I've seen him three times and I'm good
if I never see him again. But they it was fun,
They're fun in concert. I think Dave Mustang's great, He's
a good lead guy. Yes, so I would, Yes, absolutely,
I would make an effort. I mean, what time are
we talking?

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Right? Yeah? If it's a headlining at nine thirty, can
we get.

Speaker 6 (05:11):
Them at three o'clock on the men stage? Mark Morris
from Canal Winchester first one to text and the correct answer.
Mark's got twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (05:20):
All right, congratulations, Thick. How are your butt cheeks?

Speaker 3 (05:24):
My butt cheeks? Yeah, at least still.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Full of West Nile?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Yeah? No, the goody? Okay? Yeah? Any are you still
getting attacked or no? Now I'm dealing with like poison
ivy or something.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh okay, great, Well, I want to talk about Mosquitos
real quick.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
So I'm trying to help you out.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
It's bad, not just me, right, No, it's not just you. Again.
I can only all that hot weather and all the
rain that came with it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
Right, although I will say, I will say as much
as we talked about it, as much as I know
they're out there this year I have I can't remember
the last time I got a mosquito button, which is
so so rare for me because I at the lake House. Yeah,
I would get eaten up when we would go to
the lake House. But for some reason, like on the
golf on the golf course, it's the horse flies, it's

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not the mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (06:10):
So those oh I.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
Hate those things.

Speaker 6 (06:13):
And then there's there's little flies in that bite. Yeah
they're bad, Yes, absolutely. I mean I've never had so
many mosquito bites on me at one time in my wife.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Well, that's why I bring this up because I'm here
to help you out. Next time you go fishing, get
yourself like a little clip on bluetooth speaker or maybe
maybe just play it out of your phone. I can't remember.
You have a boat on your radio? A boat on
your radio?

Speaker 3 (06:35):
What the hell? A radio on your boat?

Speaker 7 (06:37):
Not built in Okay, usually we'll have one out there.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Well, take it with you because a new study has
just found out that apparently dubstep, which is kind of
a subgenre of EDM of techno, can repel mosquitoes and
it keeps them away. Basically, they say it do something

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with the lower frequencies. The vibrations facilitate and and disrupt
the perception signals of the mosquitoes, and so they are
they are less likely to bite because they're more confused,
and in fact they found There's one song in particular
that really seems to work. I don't know if you

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have heard of the Grammy Award winning artist Skrillics.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh Scrillics.

Speaker 2 (07:28):
Yes, his song Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites apparently works
wonders at keeping mosquitoes away. Take a listen, God, forget
the mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
That'll keep me away. That's a lot.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Is there a dubstep version of Cotton Eye Joe? I
feel like that'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
I mean, I get there's got to be a remix
of Cottna Joke. Yeah, I mean that's already kind of
dancy techno E.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
Country tech.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I don't know how you describe it, but yeah, I'm
sure there's a remix of Kainda Show.

Speaker 3 (08:13):
See.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I want to get I want to get the mosquitoes
on the opposite end. They found that if you play
the techno version of Mortal Kombat, then you're in a
lot of trouble because then it turns into like a
fatality and all the mosquitoes just attack at once, like
millions of them. Yeah, and they all attack and then

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they literally just sucument.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Side out And that's the big.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
So you gotta be real careful which techno music you're
picking when it comes to the skills.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
They said that during the observation, female mosquitoes seemed to
be very entertained by the beats, and it delayed the
attack of them coming over and trying to suck your blood.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
So I'm just putting other thick.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
If you want to throw some scrillicks on, uh, you
might be able to keep the mosquitoes at bay. Could
be something you could do, so I can give it
a try. I want to know how it works out.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Give it.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
See next time you go on your boat and go
fishing and you got the lures out there, play some scrilling.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
We'll catch a thing, but.

Speaker 3 (09:23):
You're going to deter the fish. What a fish? Thing
about techno music? That would be the important question. I
don't want to play that if it's gonna drive them
away next thing, you know.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Well, yeah, but then you could have like all of
them just jumping up onto your boat with like glow sticks. Hanson, Yeah, yeah,
asking if you want any Molly ready to go some
of the lifts. Not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together, all right. Our

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first story takes this to Los Angeles, and I just
don't understand. I've said it before. I am a very calm, cool, relaxed,
easy going.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Kind of guy. I would end up in jail for sure.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
Because there is a man who has been blasting train
sounds from his house for months. The man installed train
horns on his property, which blasts multiple times a day.
They keep going until they run out of air, because
that's what a train horn is. It's a build up there. Obviously,
it's a legit train horn. It has a range of

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three miles.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Take a listen.

Speaker 8 (10:34):
He does this periodically several times during the day. It
only shuts off when the air runs out because it's
blasted by air. Then he turns it back on. It
has a range of three and a half miles. It
is an actual train horn.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I want justice to be served. I do sincerely apologize
to my neighbors.

Speaker 8 (10:49):
I honestly, to God, I'm so sorry to discomfort you
guys in your own homes.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
I don't know what else to do. I mean, I
hear what he's saying.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
He needs help, But what kind of health does a
three cup cars showed up there here for about a
half hour, and they all turn around and hopped in
their cars and drove away.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Neighbors have been calling cops for months, but up until
this week, they didn't do anything. They'd come, they talked
to the man and they leave. And so the guy's
name is Gary Boydenzon Young, and he admits he's doing
this intentionally because he has a beef with the police.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
This is what doesn't make any sense.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
He claims he's been harassed and threatened by a man
for years and the police won't help. It's the father
of his ex, who happens to be a police officer,
and he claims the father the ex got him fired
from his job, and he actually believes his life can
be in danger. He says, I just want justice to
be served. I apologize to my neighbors, like you heard
him say. But I don't understand what blasting the horn

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is gonna do. What outcome are you looking for? This
doesn't make any.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
You want to mess with the police for right?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
For them to come to your house a bunch of
times sounds like, you.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Know, we're dealing with a mental health issue here, obviously,
What else could it be? I mean paranoia, some paranoia
there about them being after him and Orange.

Speaker 2 (12:13):
How are you not ticketed? I mean you can get
a ticket for blairing your radio in your car too loud. Yeah,
so if you're blasting a train horn in a residential area,
I would lose my mind.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Okay, can police confiscate it?

Speaker 2 (12:28):
Well, so here's the deal. He was finally arrested after
a couple months. He was charged and then release, but
the noise didn't stop. Yesterday, authorities did seize the train
horns and even the burglar alarms from his home because
I guess at one point he had turned he had
set off the alarm in his house, you know, so
it had the blaring alarm, so they removed that from
his house. Wow, so the exact charges he's facing haven't

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been released. Has got to be a noise ordinance. I
would have to assume what else would it be disturbing
the peace? Disturbing the peace? Yeah, but oh I would
lose my mind if that happens.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
See, this is you know, it exposes the gap in
the system here where we really don't know how to
deal with mental health issues. There's no there's no avenue
anymore to say, you've got to have an assessment here,
there's there's something wrong. Yeah, right, we need an assessment.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
You totally see that.

Speaker 2 (13:21):
Our second story takes is overseas to Tanzania where a
man has just had an operation to remove a large
knife blade lodged in his chest for eight years, eight years.
This man was living with a blade in his chest

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because apparently eight years ago he got into a violent
altercation which resulted in multiple cuts to his face, back, chest.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
And abdomen.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
And they treated all of his wounds at that time,
and he's been living his life ever since, uneventful, nothing crazy,
no real ailments, no real issues, no pain, no nothing
until right below his right nipple, puss just started leaking
out of his body.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Make its way out.

Speaker 3 (14:13):
Yeah, he took that long right exactly.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
So after they did a X ray on his chest,
they found the knife blade and this thing, it's a
full blown knife like it looks like it goes almost
from front to back all the way through.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
How did that not cause any problems for that long?

Speaker 2 (14:34):
So apparently in the fight he was stabbed below his
shoulder blade and the knife blade somehow broke off and
it was just in his body and all that puss
was from the dead tissue around the knife. And they
went in and all of his I mean everything, How
do you not feel that? No chest pain, no chest pain,

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no difficulty breathing, no call for fever. His vital signs
were completely normal. Left doctors completely stumped for eight years.
You figure, if you bend, oh, if you do anything,
you're gonna get poked on the inside.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
Point yeah. Nothing.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
So he finally went in and after eight years he
now has had the knife removed. He'll be on some
antibiotics to help clear up the pus or any infection,
and everything's.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Going to be just imagine a guy who stabbed him
and pulled the handle back and it was like.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Back away, like Homer in the bush. You're just like that,
You're not so Breaking news ninety nine seven, The Blitz.

Speaker 2 (15:40):
All right, we've got tickets up for Grabs for Ice
nine Kills. They're gonna be on the hell of a
summer tour with special guest day Seeker Kim Dracula and
the former Funeral Portrait at the Cavelli Center in Youngstown
coming up here in just a couple of weeks of
the twenty eighth.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
I want to try a new game.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
This could fail miserably, I don't know, but I've played
it before and it's a lot of fun and I
think it could work. We need we need two contestants
right now. Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh.
And this is a little different because a lot of
times we'll do like a rock and roll, but it'll
be Kelly versus Goose, and we'll have representative. But we're
actually gonna have you play. But we'll have you Kelly

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and you thick as like as like a lifeline. Oh,
it's like as like an emergency assist.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
All right, Hey, we can't lose. It's true.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
The name of the game is chain reaction, and so
this is how the game works. I've got a list
of words. They're all connected. So I'm gonna give you
the first word and then back and forth. You have
to try and figure out the next word in the chain,
and if you don't get it, I'll give you a letter,
and you got to get through five words before you
get three wrong guesses. Yeah, all right, eight hundred two

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one ninety nine seven. Oh, PA's got ourselves a contestant, blends, Hi,
who's this.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Chris? Chris? Sorry, Chris? You hang?

Speaker 2 (17:00):
I want to second. We're gonna find you a teammate
real quick. Blair's Hi, who's this.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
Tyler? Tyler? All right, Chris and Tyler.

Speaker 2 (17:09):
You guys are playing as a team, and if you
need Thick or Kelly as a lifeline, you can do. So.
The name of the game is chain reaction. All the
words are connected. I'm gonna give you the first word,
and then i'm gonna give you the first letter of
the next word, and then you're gonna go down the
chain reaction, hopefully getting through five words before you get

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three xes.

Speaker 3 (17:30):
Okay, so could you give us an example? Yeah? Yeah,
I can give you an example. Sure, just for sure.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
So let's say, all right, so Kelly, this is this
is an example for Chris and Tyler. So, Kelly, you
guys are a team, and Kelly, I would say, we're
starting with the word hunch okay. The next the next
word starts with the letter B hunchback. Okay, Well that
was for Kelly. Okay, so hunchback, So back we go

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to back Kelly. The next word starts with a P.
Goes off of back.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
Back fat with a pH.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
That is not correct. So the next letter would be
an a backpack. No oh, no oh no, what's the
next letter? Well, if I give you the letter, it's
gonna give it away. But the next letter is.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Why back pay?

Speaker 3 (18:21):
Yes, okay, exactly.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
And then so we're going off of pay now and
the next the next word starts with the letter S
kelly pay.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
No. The next letter would be a C pay s
c uh huh c s C pay scale yes, exactly.
You see how it works.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
All the words are connected, Chris Tyler, does that make
sense to you? We'll see what happens, all right, Chris,
working start with you. The first word is semi, playing
off of semi. The next letter is t.

Speaker 3 (19:07):
Crook. What did you say, truck? That's correct answer?

Speaker 9 (19:11):
Truck?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Okay, Tyler, onto you we go from truck. The next
word starts with the letter S truck stop stop is
the correct answer, all right? Read stop Chris. The next
word starts with the letter L stop one.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
No, that is incorrect.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Line, yeah, incorrect, But I will say this. The next letter,
Tyler is I L I.

Speaker 8 (19:46):
Stop light.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
That's all right. Back to you, Chris. We go from light.
The next letter. The next word starts with the letter P.
Chris and I have a lifeline. Oh lifeline. You're going
right off the bat for a lifeline, Kelly. We're at light.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
The next words starts with the letter P late pole.
That's correct, answer, absolutely, all right, Tyler for the win.
For the fifth word, We're at pole. The next word
starts with the letter D.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Pole starts with a D.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
How many lifelines do we have?

Speaker 3 (20:35):
You use your lifeline.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
And you've only got you've got well, you've got to
two guesses left, two xes left.

Speaker 3 (20:46):
Pole starts with the letter D.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Come on, you guys, give a guess and on a
blank trying a blank? All right, Well that's a big
old X. All right, So now Chris, it's completely up
to you. You've got two x's. This is your last word.
We're at poll. I'm giving you the next letter d
A Chris poll da Anita guess.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
I'm actually loving that these guys don't know this. I'm
loving it. It makes me love you too.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Truck light pole something d a something da Pollyeah, it
doesn't have anything to do with truck truck.

Speaker 1 (21:37):
Just poll, just poll, poll d a.

Speaker 3 (21:41):
Come on, that's it.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Game over. Tyler.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
No, I'm sorry. I can't let it go on that long.
That is too much. Kelly, what do you think it is?

Speaker 9 (21:54):
Poll?

Speaker 1 (21:55):
I thought it was a dancer and his.

Speaker 3 (21:57):
Dancer dance, no dance, the bull dance.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
Try to act it out in the studio, But I
think that I didn't really come across because I'm about
the most unsexy day.

Speaker 3 (22:06):
I was like, you kind of did do a weird
little shimmy while sitting down.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
It was it was very odd, look, very disturbing.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
It was the first time we played. So Chris and Tyler,
we'll give you tickets anyways. All right, you guys are
both gonna go see Ice nine Kills. I wanted to
wanted to give the game a try.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
I love it. Do you like it?

Speaker 1 (22:25):
I think it's fun.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Okay, maybe we'll maybe we'll play it again some other time.
We'll see, But Chris, Tyler, you guys hang out one second.
We'll get your dub ninet nine and seven the blitz.

Speaker 5 (22:34):
Now there's three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
Columbus Police Department is a brand new task force to
get a handle on the enormous amount of vehicle break ins.
You can't park anywhere without getting your windows smashed in.
Officers will be targeting hotels and restaurants and some residential
areas where crime is up in that way. Columbus Police
Argent James Fuqua says the department has already made a
rest in connection with the break ins and says that

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many of the suspects are juveniles and they seem to
be looking for guns and other weapons to use in
future crimes. President Trump and Russian president to putinhold talks
in Alaska today at a military base eleven Am, Alaska time.
Trump is expected to press for a ceasefire deal on
Ukraine and says if talks go well, he will quickly
set up another summit that will include Ukraine President Zelenski.

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Roadblocks is now being sued by the State of Louisiana
for allegedly failing to protect children from pedophiles. The lawsuit
was filed yesterday. It accuses Roadblocks of intentionally or recklessly
designing a platform that exposes children to sexually explicit content,
has no age verification process, and that allows for adults
to easily create accounts posing as children. Now, Roadblocks does

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have real time messaging, which is always an issue, but
they have a huge catalog of games and experiences and
a lot of them are designed by users. You can
design your own and put it on the platform. And
apparently the site, according to the State of Louisiana, is
overrun with sexually explicit experiences. So think about that when

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you're eleven year olds on Roadblocks and he can get
into escape to Epstein Island or Ditty Party or I
don't know what this would include, but there's one called
public Bathroom Simulator Vibe you're actually yes, oh boy.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
I guess they've got a wide stance.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
So Research Annalysts has called Roadblocks a quote X rated
pedophile hellscape, exposing children to grooming, porn, violent content, and
extremely abusive speech. There was a man arrested in Louisiana
last month and he is accused of using the site
to prey on children, using voice altering technology to mimic

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the sound of a young female Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:50):
Okay, I mean, sure, yes, it's disgusting. But Minecraft, any
game you can log onto nowadays where you can talk
to anyone from around the world, is going to have
an issue. Yes, Roadblocks should absolutely have monitors or whatever.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Delete these things instantly.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Yeah, so they're just not even part of the game,
but getting rid of the entire game, any game could
be a pedophile hellscape.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
I think what Louisiana wants is for Roadblocks to be
held to their unfair trade practices rules. Okay, and they
are citing negligence and unjust enrichment. So I don't know
how you work that out in terms of money, or

(25:37):
in terms of new rules, or in terms of how
Roadblocks can operate in the state of Louisiana. But it's
not really clear what they're asking for. I don't know.
But yeah, you can't delete something because there's messaging.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Well, I mean, I mean you can't like like obviously
trip to Epstein's Island. Yeah, delete that whole room or
whatever subgame. I don't know what it is, but you know,
whatever that is, or or you know, public bathroom meet up. Yeah,
delete that off the game. Whoever created that NOE your
blocked you can't create things like that in Minecraft or roadblocks,

(26:15):
whatever it is.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
So I'm guessing they're enabling this by not getting rid
of it. They're just leaving it there and they continue
to make ranny.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
So I didn't see both sides. But any game is
going to be a pedipile.

Speaker 6 (26:29):
Right, And if that happens on your gaming platform and
you just let it go, you're gonna be in the
same situation.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
You've got to put a stop.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
To that, all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
I always wondered what it would be if you grew
up with like a famous name like this gentleman from
the Page County, Illinois who is going to be sentenced.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Michael J.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
Fox, a twenty eight year old, has a charge with
two counts of aggravated fleeing and eluding and one kind
of aggravated DUI. Apparently he caused two cars crashes in
the West Chicago area on Monday afternoon, and then they
tried to pull him over after the hit and run incident,

(27:10):
and he pulled over to the side of the road,
but then took off and a vehicle chase ensued. No
word on whether or not the high speed chase reached
eighty eight miles per hour or not. But I can
tell you that he finally was pulled over and Michael J.
Fox was then arrested having seen the damage to his car,

(27:31):
knowing that he was involved in the accident, and then
of course the alcohol in his breath, the bloodshot and
glassy eyes, and they were finally able to give him
a breathalyzer where he blew point two six seven.

Speaker 3 (27:46):
Night dad man was drunk. Wow. Have you ever done
like the self breathalyzer?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
No, like the bet well, you don't have a drinker, see,
but in the bathroom sometimes they'll have the They just
have like breathalyzers in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (28:01):
Oh really, okay? Yeah, pop quartering, pop quartering, drunk drunk
yard Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
And I'm assuming that they would do it as like
a deterrent, like here, test yourself before you drive home.
But I know you can also order one on Amazon
for like twenty bucks and then just sit around and
make a game out of it.

Speaker 3 (28:25):
I win, I have the highest number. That's a drinking
game there. I would not want to partake in that game.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
That sounds like an awful game, especially being the competitive
type person I am. That's just going to end up
in a terrible, terrible hangover anyways, So yes, Michael J.
Fox is now going to spend some time in jail
after being over three times the legal limit.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Hey, kids, don't drink and drive. It's just a bad,
bad idea. At seven of the.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Blitz, is that or is there one little thing that
you want or would like to upgrade in your life.
I'm not talking about a big, brand new car or
the huge house, just that one little thing. I bring
it up because there was a North Carolina man who

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just won a chunk of the lottery.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
He had a scratch off ticket, the eight million dollar
money Maker scratch off game, but he didn't win on
that fifty dollars ticket. What he did do, though, was
he re entered the ticket into the second chance drawing
that a lot of lotteries have, and sure enough, he
walked away a winner one hundred thousand dollars, which anyone

(29:43):
would love an extra one hundred thousand dollars. I don't
think you know, it's not gonna support you for the
rest of your life, but you can absolutely make some
changes in your life, for sure. I think that would
be life changing money to a lot of people. Yeah, Now,
what did mister Greer want with him money after picking
it up in taxes federal and state, walking away with

(30:05):
seventy one thousand, seven hundred and fifty dollars. Well, he said, look,
I'm just excited I get to get the thick bologney.
Now is and has been a blue collar worker for
the past forty years and says, look, I'm an appliance

(30:26):
repair man. I've been doing it for forty years now.
I love what I do, but I am sick and
tired of eating thin bologna. I want the thick stuff.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
So he says from now on he is going to
treat himself to the thick bologna, which I think is
just that's so cool.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Can you think of like one little thing I guess
you're sort.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
Of little that I keep saying I'm going to purchase
and I never ever do because I know I won't
use it, but I really want it anyway. And that
is a switch, a Nintendo switch. I've been saying it
for years. I've had it in my best Buy card
and now we even have a new.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
Version of a swim message too.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Yeah, and I do think i'd pull the trigger on
that because I want it. We have company a lot,
we have overnight guests a lot. None of them play
video games, by the way, right, I just want to
have it just in case. Like it sounds in theory
like it would be a blast to have, like a little.

Speaker 3 (31:22):
Mario Kart action. Yeah, would it would be fun?

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Yeah. So I can't I can't actually ever buy it
because I know it won't be used and it'd be
a waste of five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
But walk away with seventy and fifty.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Dollars exactly, then maybe i'd.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Then you drop money on it.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, okay, I think is there one little thing that
you want to that you would get or change?

Speaker 3 (31:42):
Yeah, I would love to upgrade the electronics on my boat. Really, yeah,
I thought your electronics look good.

Speaker 6 (31:48):
Well, there's a thing called forward facing sonar that is
actually like kind of like a video game now because
it's it's showing you a screen.

Speaker 7 (31:55):
It's actually showing you fish moving that you can see them.

Speaker 3 (31:59):
Take your bait. Oh sonar action. Okay, so much, that's
a couple grand.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Okay, that's it. That's something you'd get if.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
You had them.

Speaker 2 (32:08):
I see, I would grow the Greer route in terms
of he just wants the thick bologna, and I would
love to, uh spend a little bit more. Like there's
a specific golf ball I should hit, but it's a
little bit more expensive, makes a difference, and they can
get up to four to five dollars a golf ball,
you know, and then you buy him they're fifty bucks

(32:28):
for a front pack, so now they're sixty bucks a pack,
and so I tend to go for the g but
you can get extra yardage and stuff out of the
the if you hit the right golf ball for your
swing difference. Yeah, So I would definitely just kind of
upgrade the golf ball purchases. Nothing huge, but when I
went to go buy a case of golf balls, I'm
getting the better golf balls. So congratulations mister Greer, and

(32:51):
I hope you really really enjoy your thick bologney.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Now, h real quick.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
I'm not always a fan when they do that, like
at the end of songs, because I was looking down
on my phone and all of a sudden, my next
shot up. I thought Thick was saying something to me.
Yeah at the end of the song. There, yeah, the
mumbling and I was like, what, hey, what's going on?
It's Friday? All is well? I want to ask as
we roll into the weekend. I saw this a little

(33:17):
debate yesterday and I thought it was a lot of fun.
And it's your opinion whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (33:21):
It's fine.

Speaker 2 (33:23):
Well that's not true. I might ridicule you for it,
but it's okay. Eight one ninety nine seven zero give
us a call, Shoes. The text, very simple question on
a Friday morning. The best snack or food for five
dollars are under and I was very excited for mine,
and now I'm I think I might be over the five.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
Dollar mark and that makes me very sad. And it's
been a minute since I purchased it.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
But I do think it's like the ultimate snack, and
that is when you go through McDonald's and you get
the Mighty Kids Meal Happy Meal six piece chicken nugget
with extra French fries and a diegone, it's like the
best snack ever, a full meal. It's just a perfect
little two pm snacky like road trip, like you're running

(34:07):
errands and you're like, I need just a little bit
of fuel. Get the Mighty Kids Happy Meal six piece
nuggy good to go, but I think it's probably closer
to six.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
Bucks than five bucks. Oh really, yeah, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 6 (34:21):
Unfortunately, it's like, prior to twenty twenty two, this would
have been the easiest answer in the world for me.

Speaker 7 (34:26):
It would have been the five dollars hot and ready
from Little.

Speaker 3 (34:28):
Caesars h dollar pizza. Man, it was ready.

Speaker 7 (34:32):
You didn't have to word, you walk in, it's ready.

Speaker 3 (34:34):
It's ready to go god Bucks. And now it's gone up. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
that's true. It has hasn't it. That's unfortunate. Yeah, ready,
they have rebuilt their entire business.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
I'm the five dollars hot and ready without a doubt, Kelly,
best snack or food five dollars under What.

Speaker 6 (34:51):
Do you think?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Absolute favorite, no question, is a bag of Twizzlers and
if they're slightly stale, even better. Way what Yeah, I
love them, huge bag, probably four bucks, and I'll take
either the strawberry or the black liquorice, either one, love
them both. I'll stick one of those bad boys in

(35:13):
my center console where the your cup holders. Suppose you're
supposed to be holding cups, uh huh, holding a big
bag of twizzlers for me. They'll last forever. If they're
slightly stale, they're like way chewier, so it takes you
a lot longer to eat one. Like twist that would
be I'll eat them at the movies, I'll eat them anywhere.
I love a bag of Twizzlers.

Speaker 2 (35:34):
I mean, horrible for your teeth, but I bet I
bet that a slightly stale Twizzler would be great for
the jawline.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Like if you're trying to tighten up.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Your jowls, me look like Matt Rife over here.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Yeah, trying to chew through those.

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Oh, yes, eight and two one ninety nine seven. Oh,
best snack or food? Five dollars are under blitz?

Speaker 3 (35:56):
Hi, who's this?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
What's going on? Mister Tony?

Speaker 3 (36:00):
Your favorite listeners? What's going on? Tony?

Speaker 2 (36:02):
Yes, my favorite listener. What's the best snagger food? Five
dollars are under dude?

Speaker 3 (36:08):
I think I'm gonna have to go with the flaming
hot popcorn.

Speaker 8 (36:11):
You.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Oh, some Cooger's on shruck Road. Miss Kelly might know
what I'm talking. Heck, yeah, so we're not talking.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
We're not talking five dollars, uh, flaming hot cheetos.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
We're talking hotcorn.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Flaming hot popcorn. Is it the same like hot dust,
the same flaming?

Speaker 1 (36:30):
I don't know. I'll have to check it out next
time I'm over at the Shrock Road Kroger.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
All right, Tony, we really appreciate the call. Fred says,
a bag of apples.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Come on, Fred, well, Fred, all of us. Yeah, you're
eating stale trilers.

Speaker 3 (36:46):
Right, Yeah, I mean you got the fiber, Fred, you're
doing you're doing good. Let's see, I'm going to Burger King. Really,
five dollars your way?

Speaker 6 (36:58):
Yeah, I get a I get a bacon cheese burger,
four piece nuggets, fries, and a drink.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Five b See, I'm doing the five dollar biggie bag
of Wendy's way before I do Burger King.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Five dollars biggie bag.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
Yeah, same thing, Junior Baking, cheeseburger, four piece nugs, fries,
drink four dollars. Wendy's invented the five dollar biggie bag.
Everyone else jumped on board. Kyle says ultimate snack under
five dollars, small box of gushers.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, yeah, did they still sell those?

Speaker 3 (37:28):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
I don't know, Yeah, they must.

Speaker 6 (37:31):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Six on one says Double Chocolate fudge round. It's a
little Debbie snack cake. I know, my little Debbie snack
cakes double a double chocolate fudge round, so we're getting
the big ones, big ones. The double decker, so.

Speaker 3 (37:47):
It's a giant sized Swiss roll.

Speaker 6 (37:50):
Fudge round is like the chocolate version of an oatmeal
cream pie. It's chocolate cake on each side and chocolate
cream in the middle.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
Oh, that's a lot decker.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
That bad boy.

Speaker 7 (38:01):
My son took one of those to school for lunch
every day of his life.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
You said double decker. You put two of them together.
It's a double.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
You know.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
They got the regular size and they got the big size,
like the mega stuff Oreo.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
Yeah, yeah, they have a double. Yeah, a double decker one.
So it's got a cookie on the it's like a cookie.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
Yeah, Kelsey says. Pepperoni hot pocket.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
I don't know about that hot pocket that unless you're
trying to clear out like dinner from seven years ago.
Pepperoni hot pocket, it's gonna oh, it was gonna run
right through really yeah, not as bad. Not as bad
as the vegetarian hot pocket, which will destroy the ring

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like it is gone after you eat.

Speaker 3 (38:54):
A vegetarian hot pocket.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Is chili cheese free doos. That sounds good.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
Everybody loves those.

Speaker 2 (39:06):
I've never been a Frito's kidding really yeah, I don't know.
I don't know why they never uh they never did
it for me. Let's see. Red says Amish buckeye fry pie.
What is an Amish buckeye fry pie?

Speaker 1 (39:23):
Well, I don't know. I think it's like a I
don't know if this is politically correct, but if you
ever made a hobo pie out at your like campfire,
you've got a special thing where it's like you put
bread and then you stick some kind of filling it
over and then you fry it up. Okay, I think
that kind of might be what it is. Okay, like
put apple in there.

Speaker 7 (39:44):
It's a it's it says. It's similar to like a
turnover or a half moon poe.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
Yeah, okay, and then glazed almost almost like like its
own uncrustable.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Yeah, but with apparently buck eye.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
That sounds good.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
This is interesting.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Ashley says, classic doritos chilled in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Chilled in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
I have never heard of doritos chilled in a fridge.
What is that? Does that change the taste? Like what
does that do?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
As We'll say that I used to put every ounce
of my food in our fridge when I lived when
I was in college because we had roaches. So it
was like I didn't want any of my food out
there at all, So I would have put some doritos
in the fridge. But I just can't remember how it tasted.
And yeah, it was just a little chilly. Yeah, yeah,
it's a nice summersack.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I mean, like frozen candy bars I've heard before, but
potato chips in the fridge.

Speaker 3 (40:40):
Never heard of it.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
Ninety nine seven to zero best snack of food five
dollars are under? You got to You got a crispy
Abraham Lincoln in your pocket? What are you spending it?

Speaker 8 (40:50):
On?

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Ninety nine seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
Super easy question on a Friday morning, we don't need
to be thinking hard rolling into the weekend. What is
the best snack or food five dollars are under? Jared
has an interesting one. He says, frozen Christmas tree cakes. Okay,

(41:13):
so I'm assuming again the little Debbie. You know, it's
it's not the zebra cake. It's the holiday ones that
are shape like the like the Christmas tree. And then
you freeze them, so I would assume it would have
to kind of come out. You have to, like you
take it out of the freezer and you wait just
a couple of minutes, like a like an uncrustable. Just
can't just bite into an uncrustable because the peanut butter

(41:36):
is all frozen and stuff.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, I but the cake doesn't fully freeze.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Oh that's true. Yeah, but like the outside frosting would
have to be more brittle.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
I would have to assume. Man, I've had I've had
a frozen oatmeal cream pie, Debbie. Oh and it's real chewy.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
Yeah, yeah, as it's just as it starts the thall
and it's amazing.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Okay, Jennifer says, I don't eat a lot of snacks,
but I just found one and I have not heard
of this, and I may have as a fan of
ice cream sandwiches, probably my favorite.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Just a good old fashioned ice.

Speaker 1 (42:13):
Cream that is a solid snack, and you can't stop
it just one one.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Oh you can't, No, you can't always you go for
a second one.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah, And most importantly, you have to make sure you
take the wrapper all the way off so you're holding
the ice cream sandwich and then when you finish it,
your your your index and your middle finger and your thumb.

Speaker 3 (42:32):
You got the cake on it, and then you gotta
like peel it off with your teeth. That's good. Anyways.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I bring that up because Jennifer says she just found
a new pop tart ice cream sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
What what is that? So please tell me they come
a small It's not heard of this before.

Speaker 2 (42:51):
I want to I want the cherry frosted flavor with
vanilla ice cream in the middle.

Speaker 3 (42:55):
Definitely.

Speaker 2 (42:56):
You make you get a package of pop tarts, you
get two pop tarts and they get into vanilla ice cream.
Cut yourself off a brick of ice cream, put it
in between two cherry frosted poparts.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Are we making these homes at home? Where they can?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
In the freezer section, there's two pop tarts with what
flavors do they have? Have frosted brown, sugar, cinnamon, which
would be my choice, with cinnamon ice cream. Oh yum.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Let's see.

Speaker 1 (43:22):
I can see the chocolate fudge, big brick. Yes, that
sound strawberry.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
No cherry, Oh, cherry frosted cherry. This is what they need? Cherry.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
I didn't I mean this in the most respectful way possible.
But I don't know if I've ever heard Kelly sound
so uh a big.

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Before you're internal internal big person came out. You're like, no,
you're talking.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
Well, you started like mouth breathing, sounds like you were
about to bite into a chunk of ham.

Speaker 7 (44:07):
What was the one with the hot fudge.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
It's chocolate fudge, chocolate fudge, pop tart, ice cream sandwich.

Speaker 3 (44:15):
Yeah, we might have to do that. We might have
to do that. Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
Let's see, Danielle says nerds, gummy clusters, thank you.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Gropes, thank you very much. That is delicious. Nerds.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
Ropes, gropes, ropes.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Ropes, nerds? Did you no, I did not say gropes.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
I think okay, I thought you were.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
I thought you were asking for gropes. I was like,
we don't need hr called in ro nerd ropes. Okay,
let's see here. What else?

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Seven eight nine to one, uh says hold on here,
I'm gonna have to send you guys a care package
with all kinds of good snacks. Okay, hey sure, seventy
nine to one. We're not going to say no that
Cheddar checks mix. See I like the Cheddar bugles.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
That's that's the chip that I.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
Will destroy an entire bag cheddar bugles And no, that's sorry.
I make four little wizards on my hand because I
put one on each finger.

Speaker 1 (45:19):
I want to tell you that they don't make them
big enough for fingers anymore.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
It really don't.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
The last time I got bugles, it was Yeah, it
wasn't working.

Speaker 3 (45:29):
Very sad. They don't do that.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
I don't like that.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah. Uh, cheap snacked corn nuts. I can't get behind cornnuts.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
No, they're really hard on the teeth. But I really like.

Speaker 6 (45:41):
For me, Captain Redbeard said, Hunts Brothers Hunk of Pizza's
pretty dang good for some gas station food.

Speaker 3 (45:49):
Oh okay, Hunts Brothers Hunk of Pizza.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Hunk of Pizza said, if you've only got five bucks, man, Hey.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Likes five bucks. Absolutely, you've got one. Nine seven Zer
would love to hear from you. It's night nine seven
the Blitz.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Now all the three things you need to know before
you go give.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
An upcoming flight or connection on airic Canada. Listen up
the airline's grounding flights as we speak, as flight attendants
could strike this weekend. The airlines scaling up cancelations, which
will result result in a total shutdown by tomorrow. The
airline's ten thousand flight attendants are pushing for higher wages
and better compensation, and have announced their intention to strike

(46:29):
well hied to say. Women's basketball coach Kevin McGuff is
back on the job after serving a two week suspension
without pay for an OVII incident. McGuff was cited by
Dublin police back in May after someone reported a vehicle
being driven recklessly, hitting several curbs and then driving through
someone's lawn. Officers say they found McGuff at his Dublin home,
still in his car, which was partly on the driveway

(46:52):
and partly in his front yard. In the report, it
noted that when an officer approach, McGuff was unable to
open the driver door or the window for over two minutes.
Then they did some sobriety testing. They had him say
the alphabet from the letters D to R without singing.
The report states that the officer had to repeat the

(47:12):
instructions three times. McGuff then reportedly only said D and
did not recite any horror letters. After several tests, McGuff
was arrested and has pleaded not guilty. Well, today Michigan
will learn its punishment from the NCAA investigation into an
alleged illegal scouting slash signs scheme. The NCAA formally notified

(47:33):
all of the involved parties yesterday that the findings will
be publicly released today by noon. The investigation was launched
back in October of twenty twenty three, focusing on the
alleged scheme involving former player personnel analyst Connor Stallions, who
is allegedly to have illegally scouted opponents for several years.
Current Michigan head coach Cheron Moore, who was then the

(47:53):
offensive coordinator, deleted a string of fifty two text messages
with Stallions the day news of the investstigation broke out
in October of twenty twenty three. More did turn over
his phone at the nc double A and they were
able to recover those texts and we are expecting those
texts to be made public, which Chiroll Moore says he's
he'll be happy when they're made to public, so maybe

(48:14):
he has nothing to hide. I don't know why you
would delete those, but yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
I'm very curious as as a die hard Michigan fan
I am very curious.

Speaker 3 (48:22):
Are you concerned?

Speaker 6 (48:23):
No, I saw somebody yesterday post that they're getting five
years and vacating their national change.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, that was from That was from the College Troll
College Football tricount.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
I saw that.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
I saw that.

Speaker 6 (48:34):
But when I saw it, I'm like, is something going on?
And then I didn't even know until this morning that
they were going to do that.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, I mean, look, I know ninety percent of our
listeners obviously are ore Buckeye fans. I know I've gotten
text messages there are Michigan fans here.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
Am I concerned? No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
If they broke the rules and the NCUBA found whatever
they did to be completely illegal and completely way over
the top of what every other team has done, because
we all know, we've all talked about it, that that
scouting and all that kind of stuff is done. If
they went so far above and beyond, then take away
their championship, vacate their wins.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
What does every other team do? Steal signs? They do
every other team done? Send a guy. No, No, I
didn't say that. I didn't say that. I said they
steal signs.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Well, and then whether if they're in view of something
I'm I'm not going to get into this argument.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
I'm not going to get into.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Sending a guy to the opposing team sideline in a disguise.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
First of all, that was Central Michigan. That was a
completely different instance about what was going on, uh for
the period of time that was that. And not to mention,
they still haven't released, relieve or said what they know
about that. And to top it all off, take away
the championship, ban them from the from the postseason for

(49:55):
whatever rules violations. The only thing that sucks is that
the players that played game had nothing to do with it. Yeah,
that's the only thing.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
I said this.

Speaker 6 (50:02):
I don't want anything to happen to them, because you're
just punishing the current players and the fans who did
nothing wrong.

Speaker 3 (50:07):
That's I don't want it.

Speaker 6 (50:09):
But I'm still saying, sending a guy a guy on
a sideline of an opposing team in disguise, You can't
tell me he's not doing anything wrong. Why is he
on that sideline in a freaking disguise.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
I'm not again, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not coming
at you he did wrong.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
It's about it's about what what information was transferred. Because
we again we all know he did things on his
own too. He obviously had help. He's not affording all
those tickets, of course, not his salary. Again, am I concerned? No,
I'm still going to be a Michigan fan. I'll always
be a Michigan fan.

Speaker 3 (50:41):
Of course, that's just that's just what it is. And
so you know we went through this.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
Yeah, you know, so whatever happens happened. I are there
going to be more punishments.

Speaker 3 (50:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
They did the six game self suspension, you know, with
with Harbaud stepping off the sidelines.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Who knows what's gonna happen. But they come.

Speaker 6 (50:59):
Out and they punish the entire school after the fact,
and again the people guilty are gone, right, but they
do it because they want to deter them from doing
anything in the future. I'm not gonna You're just punishing
the fans and the players. That's all you're doing, not
gonna deter anything.

Speaker 1 (51:14):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
We just cut us off. Waiting to cut us off.
All right, here we go eight one, ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Oh you want to see then a Bargatzi at the
shot coming up here? August twenty fourth. We would love
to send you to see the funny man. We need
two contestants right now, are I should say two representatives
because we are going to play a game of.

Speaker 3 (51:39):
Opposite movie titles. It's very simple.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
Kelly versus goose Thickest made a list and he is
going to give us the name of a movie, but
the title is going to be the complete opposite of
what the actual title is. We have to figure out
what movie he's talking about. The person of the most
point is gonna win. I'm telling you, Kelly, you probably
have the advantage. I'm working on no sleep. The allergy
allergy medison is messing me up. And for the second time.

(52:03):
I bitched about this earlier in the week because we
had the sixteen year old dou laundry to earn some
extra money, and he left things in the washer too long.
And I'm wearing I can I don't know what it is,
but I'm wearing one other thing right now, and every
time I move the right way, I'm like.

Speaker 3 (52:18):
That must musty fun driving me nuts. I'm so angry
right now.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
So there's a good chance between entiredness, drugginess, and frustration,
you may just walk away a big winner.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
It may just put us on an even playing field.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
All right, let's get some representatives here. Blitz hi, who's this?

Speaker 9 (52:41):
Hey?

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Good morning, it's Nick. Nick. All right, Nick, would you
like to be represented by Kelly or Goose?

Speaker 9 (52:48):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Shoot, the winning odds for Kelly high, but uh, let's
go Goose.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
Hey.

Speaker 3 (52:55):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
She finally broke my winning streak of like five wins
in a row yesterday, so I planned to get back
on that winning streak today.

Speaker 3 (53:01):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (53:02):
Blizz hie, who's this? Let's get another person here, blizz hi.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Who's this? Suzanne?

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Suzanne? I am really happy to tell you that you
are playing with me today.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
So the guys versus the girls, Nick and Suzanne, we're
gonna put you on hold. I'm representing Nick, Kelly is
representing Suzanne, and we are playing opposite movie titles thick.

Speaker 3 (53:28):
Are you ready? I am Red?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
I always forget. Do we go one by one or.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
To get a steal? Yes? The other one? Misses? I
sent you one yesterday. I get to go first, Is
that right? Yeah? Okay?

Speaker 6 (53:44):
I opposite movie title number one Goose Raw, Red Onions.

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Oh Fried Green Tomatoes?

Speaker 6 (53:59):
All right, Kelly Funeral speaker, wedding singer.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
Oh, I could have tripped up on wedding crasher. Okay,
wedding speaker, wady singer.

Speaker 6 (54:09):
Yeah, it's going all right, goose snow girl, Oh rain man, Hi, Kelly.
Eighty four seconds, eighty four seconds?

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Oh no, what's the opposite of eighty four? Forty eight hours?
Forty eight hours?

Speaker 3 (54:42):
Classic Eddie Murphy?

Speaker 6 (54:44):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (54:45):
I see what you did there? Eighty four and forty
that was good? Okay, all right, all right, are you ready?
I'm ready? Free floating girl, free floating girl. Let's work
this backwards boy.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
Boy, free floating money, free cost money, free floating girl. Yep,
free floating girl, floating sinking sinking boy, what flying boy,
floating flying sink it's gotta be sinking sinking man, the sinking.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Damn. I don't know. Floating floating girl. I have no clue.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
Kelly's chance to steal? Okay, free are you gonna kick
yourself for this one?

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Free?

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Jail, free, jail, free, expensive, free money.

Speaker 3 (55:59):
Money, I say neither of us. You're getting anchorman.

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Oh free floating as in one word instead of anchor.

Speaker 1 (56:13):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (56:15):
Alright, So actually, Kelly's turn, all right?

Speaker 1 (56:20):
Uh fire Girl, water Boy.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
That was easy, Yeah, obvious.

Speaker 9 (56:32):
Some movie titles, what do you got safe pleasure, safe pleasure, uh.

Speaker 3 (56:47):
Painter game, that's no, I don't know that movie.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Game.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
But Mark Wahlberg and the Rock true story about the
kidnappings down in my I mean you got to watch him.

Speaker 3 (57:01):
Oh, it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
And one at one point in the movie, the movie
actually stops and it says, yes, this is still a
true story.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
That's how crazy that movie is. Anyways, I'll continue.

Speaker 1 (57:10):
Safe pleasure, safe pleasure, dangerous safe dangerous danger uh pleasure
pain something pain danger pain safe? Uh risky business what.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
Why are you kidding me?

Speaker 6 (57:34):
I don't know how she worked that out, but yeah,
pleasure or business or pleasure safe risky.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
Looking at your computer screen to see if somebody looking
under you, I'm looking.

Speaker 2 (57:46):
I'm looking underneath the crack and in between the two
of you, like.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I'm not gonna cheat. I do not cheat. I wouldn't
cheat for you.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
I'm gonna get a risky business, not a safe pleasure
safe risky.

Speaker 1 (57:57):
I only got the risky part because I worked it out.
And then that's the only movie title with the word risky.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
All right, business or pledge damn, am I down by two?

Speaker 6 (58:10):
Yes, it's four to three. You've got to get this one.
Arctic lightning, traffic thunder. Okay there, baby, all right now
I need you to mess this up terribly steal. And
then it comes down to the last one.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Here we go one hundred cent adult.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
One hundred cent adult something child.

Speaker 3 (58:42):
He knows it times up?

Speaker 7 (58:46):
Stop you said the other one out in your head
for a.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
One hundred cent adult.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Scent as in penny on adult.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Dollar four dollar child child something sent adult kid baby
something baby one hundred uh billion dollar baby? Is that

(59:18):
it is that it.

Speaker 10 (59:21):
Drops a tea that was way too much time. You
did it too, not that lord you did wait way too.

Speaker 3 (59:32):
Much time child child, don't want to stop that.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Wait this.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I swear this part of this, part of this, the
whole thing.

Speaker 7 (59:47):
No matter which one of you wins, I lose every.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
Time because everybody hates me.

Speaker 2 (59:52):
I don't hate Susanne Kelly got the win.

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Congratulations, stuf with me and it was the best day
of your life.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
Yes, congratulations, Nate bar God see tickets coming up August
twenty fourth at the shot, Nick, I'm not gonna let
fixed cheating shot from tickets so Nick, I will give
you tickets as well, because that should have been tied up.
I should have gotten the steel and then I was
gonna get the fifth one and you would have been
the winter Nick.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
But you know it's fine. Whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Nick, You're gonna get tickets too, all right, all right,
hang out one second, we'll get you both hooked up.

Speaker 3 (01:00:33):
A walk stage seven Flits coming up next.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
You're not so breaking news. Wait first, let's get to
some breaking news. Think gave Kelly wait too much time.

Speaker 3 (01:00:44):
Let's get to you not so breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:00:46):
We have got a door dash driver that you really
don't want delivering your food. And man, this woman was
not happy with her man not giving her any I'll
tell you what I did.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
Coming up in about eight minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Those traffic blitz Okay, we have an accident. He's made
a Drexel an accident on Morse Road at Cleveland Avenue
and traffic is sponsored by Wendy's. Wendy's has breakfast biscuits
for just a buck, including the Honey Buddy Start your
day off right. Gotta be Wendy's. That's traffic on the
blitz Hey Flits Nation, it's Ronnick Hunter.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
Let's sat not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together. Well, DoorDash is
gonna have to send out a couple of refunds because
if you were in Lynnwood, Washington last night and did
not get your door dash shorder, they're very sorry. But

(01:01:41):
unfortunately your door dash driver was high on meth, crashed
his car into a tree on one hundred and ninety
second Street and afterwards got out of the car, looked
at it and said, I forget it, set his own
car on fire, oh okay, and then he went running off.

(01:02:02):
One police officer was able to put out the fire
with an extinguisher, while the other officer tracked the gentleman
with a canine unit. He was tracked down, he was
found hiding underneath a parked car. So he crashes his
car into a tree, He sets his car on fire,
he leaves, and then he gets underneath another car to hide.

(01:02:24):
It was determined that he was high on the methamphetam
means and he was booked on second degree arson, DUI
and hit and run. You know, don't go, don't go
just setting your car on fire just because you're having
a bad day, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
If my headphones snap off my head for some reason,
like I walk backwards and then they get caught, and
I literally feel like burning down the building. That's how
angry it makes me. So I feel sorry for this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
You feel for him, You understand his frost.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
You've had it, you have had it, and the appropriate.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
She just burnt it all down, all right.

Speaker 6 (01:03:07):
I didn't imagine waking up in the morning, you see
your day happen like that guy's day happened.

Speaker 3 (01:03:12):
Yeah, is that what really I mean? I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:03:15):
I guess at some point you reach your your your
breaking point, and you're just you're over everything, so just
burn it all down. Our second story takes us over
to Lanarkshire, England, where Sharon Irvine, a fifty five year old,
is well let me, let me set the scene for you.

(01:03:38):
Sharon walks into her bedroom where her partner David was
laying on their bed, and apparently Sharon wanted to get
a little something some she was in the mood, but
I guess David had already taken care of business on

(01:04:01):
his own, so he was not interested left. Unfortunately, this
upset Sharon a lot, and her appropriate response was to say, well,
I'll make sure you won't do that again. So I'll
take it with me, or at least attempt to take

(01:04:22):
it with me. And that is when she grabbed and
yanked to the point where he suffered a laceration and
was taken to the hospital and needed stitches.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Yeah, buddy, she got in there and just tsted.

Speaker 1 (01:04:44):
Oh man, that is so mean.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
That is you have no idea. That is wrong, Like,
come on, you can't do that to him. Man, I
get it, I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
He took care of business his own, I mean, get
just give him a minute, give them a minute.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Everything will be fine or ten. We know how it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
Just get in there with a you know, a slow,
unenthusiastic age.

Speaker 3 (01:05:14):
J It'll come around.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
It's fine, you know, like a non competitive game of foosball.
Just bag and forth and back and forth, real slow
light and then and then you get you you'll get
it back.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
You start with foosball and you end up like it
like an Asian chef making fried rice on a walk
where they're really back and forth, really back and forth,
they're really back and forth.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
Give it the old stern and then you be back
at it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
There's no reason to grab and twist and cause lacherie
lacerations where to the point where he needs stitches.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
Now here's here's the most interesting part.

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
How long does that put him out of commission? Like,
you're a dummy?

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
What have you done?

Speaker 5 (01:05:52):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:52):
Right, it's gonna be even longer now, But don't worry
because she will have time to get it again because
Kevin went to court and refused to press charges and
actually supported his wife and.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
They are still together. Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:06:08):
She did get a bit of supervised probe years where
the supervised probation so.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Anytime they have sex, somebody else has to be there
to make sure things don't go sideway.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Yeah, yeah, no grabbing and twisting. No grabbing and twisting,
and just be over here.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
In the corner make sure things go okay.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Sure everything's on the up and up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
Oh, by the way, apparently she had been drinking. I guess, yeah,
kind of makes sense. She was feeling she was feeling
frisky after a couple of drinks and she couldn't get
any so she decided to She decided to give him twist.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
Yeah, you're not so breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Have you ever gone somewhere and it's a place or
a type of establishment that you've been to many many
times over, but you go to one particular one and
it's just it's so different, it's so out there. It's
so strange. Because this happened to my fiancee, Nora yesterday.
She had to go up to Detroit to pick up
the boys because they were they were visiting up there,

(01:07:09):
and while she was up there, she had purchased a
group on a while ago for an oil change and
she's like, oh, she try to get my oil change,
roll them up here because we're not up there all
the time. Obviously, she goes, I got this group on,
so I'll just get it done while I'm up there.
So she goes, and I start getting text messages she's
she walked in. The first thing she says is, I

(01:07:30):
feel like I'm at a party I was not invited
to because this little garage, this a little oil change place,
had a waiting room and they are They're blaring like
dance music, like like nightclub type dance music. It was.
It was extremely loud in there, Nelly that but then

(01:07:52):
and she was there at I wanted what time was
She was texting me like nine thirty in the morning
something like that. They had a old crockpot full of
spare ribs. There were some like wet naps on the floor.
It's not like you know some places you go and
they got the they got the water cooler and the
coffee pot, right, so you want you want some coffee,

(01:08:14):
get some coffee. But no, they're blaring eight m and
they've got spare ribs and a crockpot. Like, hey, I
know it's gonna take about twenty twenty five minutes to
change your oil here. There's one car ahead of you,
so you're gonna be here about forty five minutes. So
you want some spare ribs, knock yourself out. They're in

(01:08:34):
the crockpot. My secret recipe.

Speaker 1 (01:08:37):
Do they have one of those gumball machines where it
jumps out a handful of mic and ikes into your hands?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
Right, yeah, yes, absolutely, just the just the handful of candy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
So I want to know, eight hundred eight one ninety
nine seven ozer, have you ever been to a place
that you've been you know, we've all gone to get
an oil change. I've been to the garage before, but
this one was just so different, so strange, and I'm
trying to think I can't really. I'm trying to think
of a place that was so odd of the ordinary.

Speaker 6 (01:09:07):
I felt like that first time I ever went to Ikea,
like what is this? I was trapped, couldn't get out,
had to follow this whole path, and then want some
Swedish meatballs.

Speaker 7 (01:09:16):
I'm like what, Yeah, Yeah, it was very odd the
first time you walk in there.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Different kind of furniture, it.

Speaker 3 (01:09:23):
Is very a different kind of store. Period. I didn't
like being trapped.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
We used to play hide and seek in the one
in Denver. Thought a doubt now that now I want
to go that I would do.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Yeah, we'd go in there like five or six deep
and you just hide in the in the closet because
they've got everything set up. They have all these rooms
set up that you can go to. I mean technically
you're supposed to follow the arrows, but you know whatever.
And then of course when you get to the end
of your walk there's a little cafe kitchen. They do
have good Swedish meatballs, so.

Speaker 7 (01:09:52):
I didn't even got Yeah, it was just odd.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
It's like sweetish meatballs. Okay, it's a unique store. Kelly,
You think of a normal place you've.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Been was just I mean the only one that pops
to mind is that if you have tire issues or
something like that. I mean, you think about going to
Firestone and you give me your car and you sit
in the waiting room whatever. I go to this place.
I mean it's this is like a super hot tip
for anybody on the north end of Columbus.

Speaker 3 (01:10:16):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
It's a place called Steve's Tires. I had my tire
alert alarm went off, and sure enough I go in there,
and this couple of times, drive in there like hey,
I think I have a nail or something. Am I tired?
They're like all right, pull around to Bay two and
they I don't have to get out of my car.
They'll crank that car up with me in it. No, yes, no,
it's not on the lift. He just will use the jack.

(01:10:38):
He'll jack up the side.

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
Of it and a jack three wheel ride.

Speaker 1 (01:10:42):
I'm not kidding. Like, I'm like, do I need to
get out of the car. He's like, no, you're good, No,
you're fine. And then it's like half the time he's like,
no charge. But I'll always like give him a twenty
or something. But uh yeah, it's just like the wildest
charge best. Yeah, I mean if you just needed to.
One time I went in and said, hey, can you
fill my tires all right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Free area?

Speaker 1 (01:11:02):
Yeah it's fine, no big deal. I mean I always
give him something because I'm not going to go in
there for free.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
But yeah, I love that he checked it, just checked
its sitting there.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
One time I went with my mom. We're both sitting
in the car, two adult humans. He's like, no, you
don't have to get out checks.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
I mean that was like a number one, the wildest
but best experience of my life. I will never go
anywhere else.

Speaker 3 (01:11:25):
That's hilarious.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
And I always love to play like Steve's tires. Steve's
you know, it's a good if it's just the guys. Yeah,
it's like Frank's airline.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
There's no I don't know about that one. There's no
PA system. He looks behind you.

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Buckle up.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
That's it. I want to find Steve's tires. Now you've
got one of the blitz. It's a Friday. We're rolling
into the weekend ready for a great one. It's time
to visit one of my favorite websites called festhole.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
This is where people jump online and anonymously confess to
certain things that they've done or heard or said, and
then I get to share.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
It with you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Like this person who says, my girlfriend doesn't know that
I know, but she put an air tag in my
work bag to see when I'm on my way to work,
or at least when I'm on my way home front work,
so she can tell her ex boyfriend to leave our house.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I'm waiting.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
I'm waiting for the right time to tell her that
the ring doorbell isn't broken like I told her it is.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
I wish I could see that. How long do you
let that go on? A good question? Yeah? How long
do you collect enough evidence? But you're not married. It's
not like there's gonna be a legal values I know, but.

Speaker 6 (01:12:44):
I mean you're still in a relationship with her. Yeah,
I mean what if she comes and wants to have sex?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Well, yeah, is that when you go? Wouldn't you rather
do it? Yes? Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
This person says, my wife wants a gray water system
to collect shower water for the garden. The number of
times I've sharded in the shower, the water would be
a biohazard at best. God, are your handscooping and throwing away?

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
Are you waffle? Stomping, like that's the question you have
to ask, so grung people do that answer. They do
that waffle stomp man like like it's no big deal,
you're picking it up. I'm not, but people do.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Well, I'm saying, you're in the situation. Are you picking
it up over waffle stomping?

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
No, I'm not doing it in the shower.

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Hey, sometimes it's an accident. Accident, I guess you have
to Sometimes you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
I mean usually in a normal house, the toilet's not
that far from the shower, Like, you could probably hop
out real quick and be within two feet of a toilet,
that is true, and dry the seat.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
But then but but if you're if you're doing the
push off the back foot, that push can cause some
pressure and all of a sudden, like it's just yeah,
moving on. I found some lumps on my cat's belly,
so I took him to the vet to get them checked.
I paid thirty six dollars to be told, yeah, my
cat does indeed have nipples.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
Well, then I guess you can milk it. Yeah, everything's good.

Speaker 2 (01:14:24):
An old guy at my golf club had cancer and
used to joke that he wants a hole in one
before he dies. The part three on our course is
a blind shot, so I waited in the bushes until
he hit the shot. I ran on the green, I
put his ball in the hole, and I ran off.
He's passed away. He's passed away now, but that night
was the happiest I've ever seen him.

Speaker 3 (01:14:42):
That's awesome, that's amazing. Good on you. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Testing a patient's biological matter in the lab to try
and figure out what condition they had.

Speaker 3 (01:14:52):
The window was open because it was hot.

Speaker 2 (01:14:55):
A bird flew in, knocked a chemical off the shelf
above the sample, and then flew out a again. The
chemical reaction helped idd the patient's condition.

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
I never told anyone a.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Random bird flies in and knocks over a random chemical,
which actually helped determine what this guy had.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
Wow, don't you want to share that information?

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Yes, like that can help other people.

Speaker 2 (01:15:20):
I decided that instead of doom scrolling and spare moments,
I should stimulate my mind, so I installed the Seduku app.
It's quite addictive. I've got no smarter, but now I
have hemorrhoids just sitting down the toilet too long, addicted
to this nocob And finally, if a oh, I'm sorry.

(01:15:41):
Not finally, No, I'm sorry. If a previous occupant forgets
to sign out a YouTube on a hotel TV, I'll
spend a happy half hour searching for weird stuff to
mess up their algorithm and make their family wonder what's
going on.

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Not porn, but stuff like how to get away with
an affair? Or do hammers smell?

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
I see a beautiful house I can't afford being advertised
by a real estate agent on Facebook. I sometimes write
stunning house, but I couldn't live there after what happened
in the comment, And then I.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Sit back and watch all the replies.

Speaker 1 (01:16:15):
Oh good.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Some people just want to watch the world burn. I
love it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
I love passive. Aggressive comments on anybody's video are just
so wild. They're like, oh, you're so brave for getting
out there and still making videos. Yeah, or like what
are you talking about? Or a picture of three people
and somebody comments you two look amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
I want to do that so bad. Oh, I want
to do that so bad? All right, I want more.
At a party once I did a huge pooh. Yes
that's what they typed. At a party. I did a
huge pooh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
I took a picture of it on my friend's phone
in old Nokia and then I said it as the screensaver,
and then I set the phones language to Turkish. He
had to take his phone into the store they get
them to change the language back.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
I wouldn't even know what like. I wouldn't know what
Turkish look like. It would have no clue.

Speaker 2 (01:17:20):
Is it like, is Turkish more like English Greek letters
or is it more like Middle Eastern.

Speaker 1 (01:17:29):
Letter I would think, I mean, okay, yeah, and it is.
It's sort of like a almost like a Greek looking
okay twenty eight Yeah, and some are just regular letters
with little hooks on the bottom.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Oh, okay, Yeah, it's definitely more English based than yeah,
than like Arabic based.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Interesting. There you go. That's some fsshole for you.

Speaker 5 (01:17:55):
Some of the blitz now the three things you need
to know before you goes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Okay, I don't trust the power ball anymore because now
it's always up over like a half billion dollars. Well,
because no one wins, I know, But why it doesn't.
He seems like this is a trend that's just started
over the past couple of years.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Well, I think it has.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
It has started to grow exponentially over the past like
ten years. Yeah, as more and more people are getting
involved and more and more people playing.

Speaker 3 (01:18:23):
But yeah, it's a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:24):
One in what two hundred and thirty three million chances,
So yeah, they're probably it's going to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Roll over a lot.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Well, it's rolled over a lot where at five hundred
and sixty five million dollars. The next powerball drawing will
be held tomorrow night. A California man's been arrested for
posing as a hospital worker and stealing medical equipment and
skin grafts. This guy was stealing, didn't only do it
at one hospital. This man is Jason Browner. He's forty

(01:18:51):
seven years old, and authority say he would walk through
the at least three hospitals wearing blue scrubs and a
surgical mask, and he was able to steal tons of
surgical equipment. At one hospital alone, it was one hundred
thousand dollars worth of surgical equipment and skin graphs. Why
are you stealing skin graphs?

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
What's weird?

Speaker 1 (01:19:14):
Clary's right, yeah, what are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Buffalo bill over here? Yeah, but I want to know
what is there a black market for medical equipment?

Speaker 1 (01:19:23):
Is there? But yeah, medical equipment and skin graphs?

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I think the skin grafts are for him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
The skin graphs. Don't you have to? Don't they do
your own skin for your own skin graft?

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Yeah, they can, but I think they grow They also grow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
It, growing skin.

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Yeah, growing skin. I know they do that. I don't
know if that's what he stole.

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
That so weird.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Yeah, he rubs the lotion on its skin or else
it gets the hose again.

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
All right. My TikTok obsession this week is a fairly
new micro select and his name is Risbot, Jake the Risbot.
He is a child sized humanoid with a cowboy hat, Nikes,
a gold chain around his neck, a pretty slick conversation
style which includes all kinds of gen z and alpha

(01:20:16):
slang jen alpha slang. It quotes movies, TV shows, it
quotes viral videos. You can go up and talk to
Risbot and he'll say, Hey, do you want to compliment
or do you want me to like?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:20:30):
Yeah, it's like a robot with charisma. Is that what
we got?

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
So I have an example of a couple of the
interactions with Risbot. Obviously something from the office. Somebody goes,

(01:20:58):
can I get a picture? And he'll answer in some
kind of way Jake, the Risbo can sort of jog.
It looks very creepy, but he is sort of a
child sized humanoid and he's.

Speaker 3 (01:21:13):
Just roaming the streets. He's just walking through the streets
to Austin.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Yes, now it only has a healing is about two
hours of battery life. He is controlled by a human
being through a wireless controller. In this human being who
has not identified himself that he'll throw you know, Risbot
out there every now and again and walk amongst the
people in Austin, Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
So it's almost like a drone with a camera where
the people wear the goggles and they can see what
the drone sees.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
Yes, you can see with the robot. Season he's walking
it through the streets of Austin.

Speaker 1 (01:21:43):
So you can hear them like him computing what somebody
looks like head to toe, and then he'll roast you
or he'll compliment you in all kinds of like young slang.
It's really interesting. I was looking at the the Unitary
website where you can buy one. You can buy a Risbot.

(01:22:06):
They start at sixteen grand, and it's kind of like
an iPhone. You sort of put what you want in
there and leave out the rest and it goes up
from sixteen grand, but it is very eerily human like.
It's got sort of a round sort of blue neon
sort of.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
On digital face, like yeah, like led or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:22:27):
Yeah, exactly, it's really He's really interesting. If you want
to see some more videos of Jake the Risbot, he
is all over TikTok right now. But anyway, I want one.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
It's kind of like Johnny five. He can but humanoid, right.

Speaker 1 (01:22:41):
But like way more technology.

Speaker 3 (01:22:43):
Yeah, I love if I had If I had the money,
I would buy a Risbot.

Speaker 1 (01:22:48):
Yeah, me too. I mean he can like make breakfast,
he can do soldering, he can solder, he can't teach
him viral dances.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
Yes, that's insane.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
It's pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
So anyway, I thought that was kind of interesting if
you have an extra sixteen grand plus and feel like
getting a humanoid AI robot scoop.

Speaker 3 (01:23:10):
I remember last year when Elon unveiled what they call it.
I can't remember what he calls it, but it was
thirty grand. Yeah, yep, Hey they're coming. Oh they're coming
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Yeah, it won't be long before we all have our own,
uh Rosie the robot, like the Jetsons.

Speaker 3 (01:23:26):
Yeah, was hanging out in our house doing tasks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
It does make me feel low key afraid for some
reason I'm dealing with. It's just a small amount of
fear when I look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
It's gonna be like when they announced the iPhone. When
Steve Job announced the first iPhone, he stepped on stage
and he took a picture of the iPod. He took
a picture of a cell phone. He took a picture
of a camera. He took a picture, and he goes where,
we're just going to combine them all. And I think,
in you know, fifty years or less, it's going to
be Remember when you had your rumba and you had
your Alexa and you had your smart thermostat. Yes, it's

(01:23:58):
all going to come into one Rob.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, and you're just gonna it's gonna handle everything.

Speaker 6 (01:24:03):
You're so right, smart refrigerators now Optimus is the name
of Elan's.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Oh okay, well all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
There's a woman who is blown up on TikTok and
she's got me a little scared because we did talk
about this. I don't know, it's probably three weeks ago
or so, I said with with schools starting up again.
We'll have teachers and students back at OSU, and I
have to assume that they have some sort of uh

(01:24:36):
Asian cultural classes or Chinese cultural classes, and definitely they've
got some sort of students that can read and write
in Chinese. And this woman is making a name for
herself because she her whole TikTok thing is basically just
taking pictures or seeing pictures of people with the kanji
with the Chinese writing tattoos, and she deciphers them and.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Tell you what they really mean. Oh, and don't they know? No,
But then they asked for it. You know, you can
ask for whatever you want.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
Sure, Oh, I would make sure I was getting what
I thought I was getting.

Speaker 3 (01:25:13):
I wouldn't trust anybody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
Right, you would think. But there are a lot of
people that not so not so much. One guy's neck
tattoo says refrigerator.

Speaker 6 (01:25:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Uh, there's one video she saw where she was she said, yeah,
that's cancer. The problem is it's it's not cancer like
the sign. Oh, it's cancer like bad cancer. I'm assuming
they meant to get cancer like their zodiac sign. Wow,
but not so much. There's one she pointed at and goes, yeah,
this is gibberish. This doesn't mean anything, and a lot

(01:25:47):
of people are jumping on board and following her along
just to see what it says. And I know I
got mine years ago. I was I was very big
into Taoism and the culture, and so I've a few.
I've got let's see, one, two, three that could be deciphered.

(01:26:08):
I've got the one on my wrist. It's two symbols.
It's supposed to say the sounds of laugh, which means laughter.
I've got the one that runs down my right arm.
It's called the eight virtues Tranquility, grace, compassion, forgiveness, peace, wisdom, honor, love,
running down my arm, eight different symbols. I hope that's
what they mean. And then on my back, I have

(01:26:28):
one that says never quit up in between my shoulders.

Speaker 6 (01:26:31):
That's why she scares you, yes, because you might find
out your tattoos don't say what you think they say.

Speaker 3 (01:26:36):
Number twelve sweet and sour chicken or something like that.
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. I want to
get them deciphered, but I'll be honest, I'm a little nervous,
so I understand I would be too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
But again, I still would if you know someone who
can read or write, then I would bring you into
the station. I would love to have this conversation and
see if if these actually mean what I think they mean.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yes, clee, no I dynt yes please?

Speaker 2 (01:27:05):
Yeah, So if you know someone, give us all shoes
text eight hundred and eight ninety ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
Oh now, let's see if we can learn you something.
Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Stuff on a Friday morning. Make you a little bit
smarter than we're when you woke up today. We're starting
with a pop quiz. I asked you thick you were
going to learn about the first in flight movie. When
do you think the first in flight movie was shown
on a plane?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Well, I think it's probably earlier than we would have
just initially think, because there were still rich people around.

Speaker 7 (01:27:43):
Yeah, so I'm going to say nineteen seventy eight.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Okay, the first in flight movie was called Howdy Chicago,
and it was shown on a plane in nineteen twenty one.

Speaker 3 (01:27:57):
Oh my gosh, is that like the first ever? What?
Nineteen twenty one? What?

Speaker 7 (01:28:05):
And for the white brothers on the float exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
And not to mention, didn't they didn't you have to
like have.

Speaker 2 (01:28:11):
An actual camera operator to like crank the movie had
to be black and white for sure, no sound nos.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
Yeah, it's like Charlie Chaplin.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Yeah, just dancing away a guy in the back of
the plane, just cranking the wheel.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
I was right, it was a lot earlier than we
would have thought.

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
But damn a lot lot earlier. Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:28:30):
We've talked about this before, and uh, now think you
can start counting the seconds again, because here's a fun fact.
Almost all mammals, including humans, pee for the same amount
of time.

Speaker 3 (01:28:42):
We're all going twenty one seconds.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
We're all going twenty one seconds, right, we have all mammals,
different species have different sized bladders, so they compensate with
like their float like how fast sure, yeah, how fast.

Speaker 3 (01:28:53):
You are you going? Yeah? But yeah, about twenty one seconds.
So you can get back to counting.

Speaker 6 (01:28:58):
Thing about when I used to walk my and now
I'm like really sipped up for twenty seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:29:03):
Maybe she did.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
When the Beatles were making Abbey Road, they originally planned
on calling it Everest, that was the original name of
the of the album, but they didn't want to fly
over Mount Everest to take a cover photo. It was
easier for them to just walk outside and take a
photo on Abbey Road. So they just walked across the street,
took a picture.

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
We're done. How many people have taken that picture? Who goes?

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Yeah, absolutely, everyone who goes.

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
It's like the people who take the picture with their
hands up on the leaning tower a piece, like they're
holding up right. And finally, no one is sure where
the word dog comes from. A linguist says dog only
became the standard term about five hundred years ago. During
the Middle English period, from somewhere like eleven hundred to

(01:29:58):
fourteen fifty, dog was often used as an insult directed
at people, like you're a dog. Centuries ago, hound was
the word that they used for domestic canine, which they
know that that word came from the Old English word hound.

Speaker 11 (01:30:14):
There's no hound, but yeah, no one's really sure why
we switched to dog hound of the Baskerville that. Oh no,
it's old, okay. That is probably the best death in
all of Game of Thrones. Though my hounds are loyal,
they would never they would never.

Speaker 3 (01:30:35):
Just got it face when they're hungry. They're hungry, man,
they don't care. That was a good one. Oh, well deserved.
Oh absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:30:44):
In fact, that's funny you say that, because I just
saw there was something that popped up on my YouTube
and it's it was a thumbnail of a movie trailer
that's coming out, or a trailer for a movie that's
coming out. I didn't see it, but the thumbnail has
his face, and I got a viscile reaction, like I
hate that guy whoever played that that character? Yeah, I

(01:31:05):
hate him, man. It's just a visceral reaction for that character.
Can't stand so much what he when he Reek, like
what he did to Reek.

Speaker 7 (01:31:19):
It was his nickname, nickname, Oh dude.

Speaker 6 (01:31:22):
And remember when Reek woke up and he was eating
the sausage and Reeke's looking at him like, oh my god,
it goes.

Speaker 7 (01:31:29):
It's just some sausage. I'm not a savage.

Speaker 3 (01:31:33):
Can you imagine? Show?

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
Watch now, watch it right now, you're learning some stuff
on a Friday morning, ninety nine seven of The Blitz

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