Buckeye Fan Bets and Bees Attack - Blitz Morning 8-28-25

A Buckeye fan has made a crazy bet on every Ohio State game
Sabastian Bach has been triggered by vocal coaches
If your girl cheats with another girl, is it less devastating?
Alexa roasts former quarterback and FOX host, Matt Leinart
Hide the zucchini

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
So how almost the world right here.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
On the clids. Hey, it's a Thursday, I said, A
coffee pull up. I always coffee before the show open.
I didn't coffee before the show opened. Uh. I went

(00:25):
to Split Rock golf Course. Where is that? Yeah? Where
is that at? Down south? A little southeast? No, I'm
sorry southwest?

Speaker 3 (00:34):
Was the commercial point one? Or no?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
No? Okay, all I know is I drove past a
giant landfill at a had a huge billowing pile of flame.
They were burning all the methane coming.

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Off of the orient.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (00:53):
Yeah, I had a good time, but I bet it
smelled disgusting.

Speaker 2 (00:58):
Well. Then at the golf the dump did yeah, but
we still had still had a couple of miles to
go before he hit the golf course. But it was
it was fairly slow, played in in less than three hours,
which is just kind of unheard of.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Eighteen holes.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, wow, flew through And so we were we were
leaving the golf course and I was like, man, it's
only like three o'clock.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
What do you mean, I know where this is headed?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Did you end up at the casino on our way back?

Speaker 2 (01:34):
You know, if you're if you're driving past the downs down.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Yeah, is that your first time there?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Remember last time I went, we hit of money. Yeah,
we hit the hand pay.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
And he had to go back and tip the Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:48):
And he was there yesterday, so I gave him another
little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I was going to say, you're about to pull out
of water cap.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Oh yeah, you ready for this?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Let's see ready?

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Oh oh my god, it was it was not a
good trip. Oh I thought that was your profit. It
is okay, think about moves.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
Money thirty eight cents.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
Yeah, oh no, that was that was the leftover from
just the Yeah. That was that was me trying to
get back to even it didn't work.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Well, Hey you win some, you lose something.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Few cider downs, that's all I gotta say.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
See, they drew you in with a giant wing, and
now they're taking it.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
Back, taking it all back.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
That's exactly how yes it is.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
How are you Kelly?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm great, I'm great.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
You are in a mood today.

Speaker 4 (02:42):
He's been an f you to everybody everything he's reading
over there, Oh f you, O f you?

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Oh yeah, oh there's a lot of people.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
And half the way falls down. People help where He's.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Like, oh f you? Nine people? Nine people showed up
to help her after she fell down the stairs. Not
only that, but she jumped up and said I'm fine,
and they still all converged quickly.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Yeah, I feel like one of us fell. It might
be a few hours be where somebody came to help.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
And I would be laughing in your face. How did
no one laugh?

Speaker 5 (03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
How did no one laugh?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
It did look like it. She's filming, so they're on
set and she's supposed to walk out and walk down
these stairs and she just completely eats it, twists her
leg in a weird way or her.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Heel ended up by her ear yea, and not in
a good way like we all hope.

Speaker 1 (03:34):
She jumped up, fine, she jumped up.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
She said I'm okay. But a bunch of people ran
to make sure. Uh yeah, which was nice. She was like,
oh if you.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Just because she has tired everyone today, how are you thick?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
I'm doing all right? Okay, good. I feel like I'm doing.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Better than you think. We got a lot to do
and a lot to talk about in including another pair
of tickets for a zucchini fest coming up here at
seven o five this morning. Yes, we've also got shen
Way tickets. We're gonna give away and what else? Some stuff. Oh,

(04:17):
Sebastian back, if you smash.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Back, I'm talking about that was another one.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Yeah, I've hearing about fifteen minutes.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
Oh, go ahead, I'm just hear we got the black
Eye fan with the crazy bets.

Speaker 6 (04:26):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
I can't wait to talk about that. Yeah, that's uh,
that's coming up here at six point fifty. Uh. There's
a guy who's online and he has predicted that OSU
will go twelve and oh this year, but he has
made a bet for every game, and each bet has
to do with the opponent. I can't wait for you

(04:48):
to hear this, Kelly. This is this is a lot
of fun and I can't wait to talk about it.
Right now, let's get into Blitz Morning Trivia. I think
what you got.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
Did, Kelly. You were going to say something no, no, no.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
All right, no please no, turn the music down, turn
the music done, please.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
I was gonna say, as long as we're f youwing
at people. I just started watching the Biggest Loser documentary,
so good. I hate all those people except the contestants.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh yeah, all the people involved and Jillian and Bob.
Yeah have you Bob you Jillian?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
The producers, Bob makes my skin crawl the way he
is just like, oh yeah, well he wanted to do.
I'm like, you're torturing human beings, but you're acting like
it's the producer's fault. It's your fault. You agreed to
be involved in this. A little bit like I can't
stand any of those people. So as long as we're
throwing attitude, I'd like to hear a hearty f you

(05:51):
to the producers. Are the biggest loser.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Completely agree with you. But it's a good documentary.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Now I got to watch this.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah, it's good.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
What's it on Netflix?

Speaker 5 (05:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Netflix? Good? Hid all right? Blizz Morning Trivia?

Speaker 4 (06:01):
What you got twenty five bucks of water beds and stuff?
If you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
Nicholas Cage will play Who's father in a new horror movie.
Nicholas Cage is gonna play Who's father in a new
horror movie? Tell us whose father He's going to play?

Speaker 2 (06:16):
No one's gonna get this. Yeah, I love I love this?
But know what you think? So?

Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, all right, I mean it's a pretty famous person.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Does he say I am your father?

Speaker 2 (06:27):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (06:27):
God, I hope.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
So that would be pretty great if he does I
and the Father?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Uh, first one to text in the correct answer at
eight hundred ninety nine seven, Oh scores the gift card.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Hey, let's get that answer for Blizzed Morning Trivia thick.
All right.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
The question was Nicholas Cage will play Who's father in
a new horror movie?

Speaker 1 (06:49):
And the answer is Jesus.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
He's playing God.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
No, he's playing Joseph.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Oh, I got it.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah, the early father of Jesus in a movie called
The Carpenter Son. But this is a horror thriller based
on the It's called Kelly. You know this the Infancy
Gospel of Thomas. It's an account of christ childhood that's
widely considered to be fake.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
You know, even people who much.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
In the Bible about the childhood of Jesus.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Jesus will be played by Noah Jupe. I don't know
who that is.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
He was in a quiet place, well both quiet place movies.
And then uh, the singer f k. A. Twiggs will
be Mary his mother.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Sounds like a ragtag group.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Funny.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Cage says was reportedly attacked by bees while filming a
scene in a cave in Greece for this Really yeah,
but the bees are an important part of one of
Nicholas Cage's most embarrassing on screen moments, the be scene
from The wicker Man remader.

Speaker 5 (08:00):
O.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
That was interesting.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Does he ever say I'm going to steal the Declaration
of Independence?

Speaker 1 (08:08):
I am an FBI agent. You gotta go down body.
Oh that's right. I don't know what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Great quote.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Right, that's the same o.

Speaker 2 (08:23):
No, Nicholas Cage is on his whole. Nicholas Cage is
turning into Gary Busey. Yes, in terms of just nut
job ness.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Really.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Oh yeah, the first time I ever saw him was
that movie Valley Girl, like back to the Old One.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, that was the first time I ever saw Nicholas Cage.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Eric Corman from Mount Vernon first one to text and
the correct answer has twenty five dollars to water beds
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
Congratulations. Hey, look, if there are experts online. Now, granted
not everyone's an expert. I get that. However, there are
experts online that offer their opinions on a wide range
of stuff. And I'm sorry, Sebastian Box.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Oh no, for Sebastian what now?

Speaker 2 (09:12):
He had some choice words for some vocal experts who
were online, and they happened to criticize him a little bit. Hey,
you have the clip of Sebastian. Yeah, take a listen
to Sebastian what he had to say.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
Guys that call themselves vocal experts or vocal instructors, and
these idiots watch a video of me on stage, like
at Wembley Stadium in one hundred degree weather, and they'll.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Sit in their chair.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
You have no clue what the hell it is that
I do.

Speaker 7 (09:48):
It's just so funny that people think that they know
how to get on a stage and rock for an
hour and a half or two hours.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
It's a dying art.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
No, No, it's not a dying art. There are plenty
of people that get up on stage and rock. And
I'm sorry, Sebastian if a if a vocal expert, and
I'm not saying everyone's an expert at all. There are
a lot of people online who jump online and give
their opinions. You're right when they don't know all the things.

(10:25):
But you know what, there are vocal teachers out there.
There are vocal experts out there, and just because someone's
criticizing you, it doesn't mean they're not a vocal expert.
They're allowed to criticize you shut up.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
There's another one, Sebastian.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
You know, when you're somebody like Sebastian back, you probably
take you probably take it on the chin a lot.
And maybe he was just over it.

Speaker 2 (10:57):
Total possibility. But but who who has reached that level?
And I say that level? What level did he reached?

Speaker 1 (11:09):
But dude, they were massive in the eighties.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
Okay, were they as big as a Metallica?

Speaker 1 (11:14):
Well no, nobody nobody is Okay, nobody else.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Say you reach the height of some sort you you've
really reached a height, a pinnacle in your career. You
don't need to listen to people chattering online. You don't
respond to it.

Speaker 2 (11:31):
You and and that level of notoriety comes with taking
it on the chin. Yeah, Taylor takes it on the chin.
Uh huh, jay Z takes it on the chin. You
get to a certain level, you're gonna take it on
the chin. But just because people are criticizing you, doesn't
mean they're wrong.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
No, And yes, but I understand him saying, don't judge
me on singing in a hundred degree weather.

Speaker 1 (11:59):
If that's what he's saying, if that was the whole point.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Sure, if you're gonna if you're gonna if you're gonna
Cherry pick one performance at Wembley Stadium in one hundred
degree heat.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Sure, but.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
He doesn't sound like Jennifer Roddson. He doesn't sound like
there are better singers out not at all. So if
someone's gonna criticize you, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
You could come out and say, all right, I know
I'm not the greatest singer in the world.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
I hear you.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
You know you could be a little self deprecating and
it comes across a lot better.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yes, I think he doesn't suck, and a.

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Lot of these local experts have been on stage doing performances,
maybe not Wembley Stadium and heat.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
Here's what I'll say.

Speaker 2 (12:51):
I'm manstrating.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I don't know. I'm just I'm mad at I'm mad
at everyone right now. I oh, you didn't get enough
sleep and you lost money last night.

Speaker 3 (13:05):
Here's what I'll say. I've received my share of nasty
comments on text from time to time, and I can
usually just ignore it. I don't care. Say whatever you want.
It usually doesn't bother me. But every now and again,
I'll fire back some choice words because I'm not in
the mood.

Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, there is that, that's true. All right, well.

Speaker 8 (13:30):
Stories not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're
trying to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
Our first story takes us over to Ashland, Massachusetts. Look,
first day of school. You don't want to go. The
kids are just like, uh, summer's over. We got to
get back to school. I don't want to do this.
But to make it even worse, the first day of
school Nashvian, Massachusetts was thrown into chaos because apparently there

(14:05):
was an underground bees hive beehive, and so the staff
and students show up and all of a sudden, bees
just go nuts. Forty kids and staff members were all
stung by bees.

Speaker 6 (14:23):
Take a listen, my ears like swilling, not like a
pendicular zapp. I think like one of my classmates stepped
inside this dirt hole that had these red yellow jacket
bees inside. It started like going crazy all of a sudden,
on the beat a shutting to attack us.

Speaker 9 (14:40):
We're just glad that there were no bad reactions and all.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
The kids are good dacks.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
You'll know about be allergic. You know allergies to be things.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I've never stepped in one, but they are those The
ground dwelling wasps like they build their nests underground and
you can just step right in them and then you're screwed.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
I do remember golfing one time and I pulled up
in the golf cart and we got out to hit
our shot, and then we went back to the golf
cart and we were like, oh oh oh, like we
had parked on top of a beehind and the whole
cart was just surrounded. And I have a borderline unhealthy

(15:21):
fear of bees ever since I was twelve at summer
camp and a bee flew in my mouth and I
spit it out, but on the way out it got
me on the lip that swelled up. Oh, it touched
my nose, my bottom lip touched my nose.

Speaker 1 (15:37):
What it was that big?

Speaker 3 (15:39):
Yeah, I'd be afraid to I haven't been stung by
be in twenty years.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
But it hurts. And that's that's the thing, Like I'm
so scared of how bad it might hurt.

Speaker 1 (15:50):
It really hurt. I got stung last year.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
Did you I've sat on a bee before and that hurt.
Stung right in my butt through my shorts, right.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
In the bee hole.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
No, not no, was it was it literally the b
hole was not It was the cheek.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
It didn't. It didn't. It didn't touch the balloon knot.
It didn't like it didn't give a little a little kid.
Three three kisses right on the No.

Speaker 3 (16:20):
I'm sorry to say, right on the spoked wheel, just
a little cross. But I had a bee sort of
get caught in between like my ankle and my shoe,
and it stung me. And I want to tell you,
as an adult, the pain was exquisite.

Speaker 2 (16:39):
Yeah, I'm I'm a little scared. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm a little scared. I don't I will. I will
duck dip dive, dodge, duck dip, dive and dun dodge
duck dip, dive and dodge. No, dot dodge duck five.

Speaker 4 (17:03):
I'll say it's not as bad as a burn. If
you get you like a touch stove, it's not that.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Bad getting stung by be's not as bad as laying
your hand on a hot stove.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Remember remember the name Matt Lionard. Yes, he is a
He was a Heisman winning college quarterback. He defeated USC. Yeah,
went on to get drafted, uh top ten pick. Oh,
Alex is a mean, mean little bee. Take a listen

(17:36):
to what so Matt Lionard was chilling in his house
with his son, and take a listen to what his
son did.

Speaker 3 (17:45):
Matt Leonard was a.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
Trophy winning quarterback at USC and top ten NFL draft.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
His career didn't amount too much.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
Well, row his life, his life, was snorting.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
At him, laughing, yeah, sorry, she goes, oh, well.

Speaker 2 (18:08):
Your NFL career didn't amount to much, which granted it
didn't at all. I know that Nora tunes into uh
what is he on?

Speaker 1 (18:19):
Fuck Box Big? He'll be here on Saturday for the
Big noon kickoff. Really, yeah, he's on the Big Neon
kickoff show.

Speaker 2 (18:24):
Yeah, Nora will tune in just to watch her quarterback boyfriend,
as she calls him.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, oh is that right? Oh yeah, girls like him.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah. But uh, for whatever reason, Heisman Trophy didn't correlate
to a successful NFL kid usually does not. You're right,
it does.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
Heisman winners usually don't.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Usually sometimes it happened, yeah, but most of the time
they don't have a great NFL career.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
They get they get the big old f you from
the NFL. I know what is you know?

Speaker 4 (18:54):
They end up getting drafted high and going to a
bad team and a lot of those guys don't work
out because they end up on bad teams.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
They don't yet, they don't have the protection or the
web ads to help. Yeah, for sure. Excuse me, that
is you're not still breaking news. Oh we are so
so close. In fact, what twelve hours away. We've got
games tonight, we got games tomorrow. But of course it's

(19:22):
all about Saturday. And I'm trying to remember. Was there
like a game like this last year in the first
week where you've got number one and number three going
at it right off the bat. I don't. I don't
know if there was, but it's gonna be a big game.

(19:46):
A bit of a I'm not a slap in the face,
just a bit of a disappointment that they didn't make
it a night game.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Well that's Fox's fault. Yeah, for sure, it's number one
in number that's what I heard.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I heard that Ohio State asked Fox to please put
it at night. Fox said, we're willing to do a
night game on Sunday. We will put you Sunday night,
so you guys can have your night game. And Texas said,
absolutely not. So they kept it Saturday at noon. So
they were willing to move it to Sunday at night.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Really yes, Sunday, well.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
Yeah, because there are games on Sunday. There's there's a
game Monday night. Labordh that Labor Day night?

Speaker 2 (20:30):
All right? Well, anyways, college football season is here. We're
very excited for it. Cannot wait. I came across this
guy while doom scrolling the other day. I don't know
his name, but he works for a bar. What's it
called Portnoy barstool bararsoo, yeah, Barstool Sports. He's some sort

(20:54):
of employee. I don't know what he does there, but
he's got himself a TikTok account. I can tell you that.
And oh, he just he just messaged me back because
I had sent him a message. Barstool tait in his
name is his name. He made a video. He's obviously
an Ohio State fan, and his prediction is they will

(21:17):
go twelve and oh this year. And what he's done
is he has made a not a bet because he's
not he's not putting money down and he's not going
against and he's not like, hey, I bet you Michigan's
gonna beat OSU. It's not like you and I Kelly
are betting something. He's just He's just kind of laying

(21:38):
the gauntlet, is what he's doing, Okay, And he has
laid the gauntlet for every single game and every single
game he thinks will be a win. And if they
don't win, if OSU doesn't win, he's going to do
something a punishment, But each punishment is based on the
team they're playing. You got you got them all cut

(21:59):
up thick that you did straight through all right, So
take a listen to his bet for each game again,
depending on who OSU is playing.

Speaker 5 (22:13):
Take Ohio State is going twelve to zero this football season.

Speaker 10 (22:16):
If we don't, if we even lose just one game,
I will be doing punishments from this list. If we
lose the Texas, the number one team in the country,
I will dress up as and be the rodeo clown
for a professional bull riding fact. If we lose the
Grambling State, I will perform a drum solo at halftime
in a high school marching band at a Friday night

(22:39):
football game. If we lose to Ohio University, I will
legally change my name to Bob Kats. If we lose
to Washington the Huskies, I will volunteer one hour at
Pau's dog shelter for every point that Washington scores. If
we lose the Minnesota the Golden Gophers, I will dig
a hole in the ground out and sleep in it

(23:01):
open night. If we lose to Illinois, I will dress
up as Abraham Lincoln every single day until I can
perfectly recite the Gettysburg address, and I'm only.

Speaker 5 (23:11):
Allowed to try it once per day. If we lose at.

Speaker 10 (23:14):
Wisconsin, I will take a bath in nacho cheese until
I finish eating one hundred cheese curve.

Speaker 5 (23:21):
If you lose the Penn State, I will literally become
Penn's tate by coloring every inch of my body with
a blue pen.

Speaker 10 (23:30):
If we lose the Purdue, I will take a cross
country train ride starting in Maine ending in southern California.
If we lose the UCLA Ucla, I will go CLA.
I will drive to Los Angeles and back, can only
sleep in the car. If we lose the Rutgers, I
will enter the National Jousting Tournament dressed head to toe

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as a knight in shining armor.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Lose to Michigan for the fifth year.

Speaker 11 (23:58):
In a row, oh no, which will have it be
a tough look for my boy Ryan Day, I will
do the walk of shame from ann Arbor to Columbus,
OHID seventy six miles while carrying third base.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
I love that bet.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
Okay, wait, what's the third base reference? I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Because a bunch of Michigan people, well, Harball said that
Ryan Day started on third base. Yeah, he inherrited. Okay,
walk shame carrying third base.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
Now, is this a guy who follows through on his bets?

Speaker 2 (24:36):
I would, Well, I think if you're gonna put it
out there, if you're gonna put it out there on
TikTok and.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You're from Barstow, yeah, yeah, you've got to.

Speaker 2 (24:45):
If nothing else. If nothing else, let's say the first
eleven games he doesn't follow through, Dave Portnoy will make
him follow through with the Michigan beat. Yeah, for sure.
That's a great watch. If you haven't watched the guys
from Barstool, watch the Michigan Ohio State game together. It's

(25:06):
a really good watch. They go at each other. It's
pretty entertaining the way they go at it. So I
can't wait to follow through with this season and see
what this guy does. He did, like I said, he
messaged me back, so I'm going to reach back out
to him, Okay, good and see if we can maybe
get him on the show or at least see what happens.
So it's gonna be a good, good season. What just

(25:30):
over forty eight hours away? We are let's say five
for we are fifty three hours away, fifty three hours
and four minutes away from kickoff, and that way and
now the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
YouTube TV says it has reached a short term extension
and its contract dispute with Fox, meaning you will be
able to watch the Ohio State Texas game on YouTube
TV on Saturday. The two sides do continue to work
towards a new agreement, and it's not clear how long
this short term extension and will be.

Speaker 1 (26:00):
I have YouTube TV, so I'm very hary. I was
looking everywhere to find out how long it was. I
couldn't find it.

Speaker 3 (26:08):
It's not out there. Yeah, they haven't said either side,
And I guess it won't impact a Buckeye game for
quite a while because we've got I think a Grambling state,
which is one.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
They have Fox Big Noon Care Ohio University, maybe.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Right, I think you have to have peacock for the
OU game.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Maybe they always do what they always have a peacock game.

Speaker 3 (26:31):
So I don't think we've have to worry about Fox
for a little while. But I don't know how long.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
But the NFL starts the following week and they are
there are a lot of games on fire.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Yes, right, that's true.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Two children, ages eight and ten are dead seventeen wounded
after a shooting during a mass at a Catholic school
in Minneapolis. Fourteen of the wounded or children, three adults,
and all of them are expected to survive. Some have
already been released from the hospital. Minneapolis Police Chief Brian
O'Hare identified the shooter as twenty three year old Robin Westman,
who shot through the stain glass windows of the Nunciation

(27:02):
Church before dying from a self inflicted gunshot wound. Officers
recovered three guns, one rifle, one shotgun, one handgun at
the scene, all of which are believed to have been
fired in the attack. All were purchased legally by the suspect.
His mother was a secretary at the church that Annunciation Church.
She retired four years ago. In writings, drawings, and videos,

(27:22):
Westman appeared to have a fixation on school shooters and weaponry.
He identified as female applying for a name change from
Robert to Robin. Back in twenty twenty, he mused about
assassinating President Trump and Jewish people, but ultimately decided that
killing quote children of innocent civilians would bring him the
most joy good grief. Hey, I'm just say about that,

(27:48):
absolute sickening. Well, let's move on to the Powerball prize,
which has grown to nine hundred and fifty million dollars,
the sixth largest prize in powerball history. There was no
Jack Winter in Wednesday's drawing. If you do win on
Saturday and take the cash option, you're down to four
hundred and twenty eight point nine million dollars before taxes.

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Not worth it?

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Oh, I definitely pick it up some tickets's drunk Saturday Saturday.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Yeah, you get some time.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Definitely gonna pick us.

Speaker 3 (28:19):
Let's see, we got about a forty percent tax on.
That brings us down to two hundred, the upper two
hundreds in terms of winnings after taxes. If you take
the cash option, she's still doing pretty well.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
What is it pay? Is it twenty years? Twenty six years?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Oh? The twenty years for twenty years.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, I mean I'm not taking the chance. No one,
what do you mean, not taking the chance that I'm
gonna live for twenty years?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yes, I know it's payment.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
Yeah, everyone takes the cat I know, but that's what
you're talking about, almost half a billion dollars.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Yeah, I want it all now, Okay, Well.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
I mean it's going to be left to my family
if I die.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
Okay, you take the endlment.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I'm gonna have it. Definitely have enough to do whatever
the heck I want.

Speaker 2 (29:01):
Till I definitely taking the cash payment.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
I just I normally would. But that's a lot of
money to give up. Misgenerational money here.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
We're talking about it's still generational. Yeah, you're just shy
three hundred millions.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
You're still you're still giving up. So yeah, you're not
giving up as much, but you're still giving up son
for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:20):
I mean from it was from nine to fifty to
four what was it?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, for yeah, for half something like that. Yeah, oh yeah,
we take you take the cash payout. You're you're losing
about half, for sure.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
It's a lot of money to give up.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Hey, I'll call JG Wentworth. It's my money and I
want it now.

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Without a doubt, uh speaking, a lot of the structured settlement.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
Now called Jorth eight seven cash now, wow, I can't
believe I remember that when you start singing it. You've
got no plans for the long holiday weekend. You should
make some now because Zucchini Fest is going down to
Fortraite O Betts Fortress all bets this weekend. Friday kicks

(30:06):
off at five o'clock Saturday and Sunday at eleven and
Monday at noon. All kinds of things going down. Cars shows,
motorcycle shows, live music, parades, pageants, vendors, food trucks.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
When's the last time you were at a good pageant?

Speaker 2 (30:26):
I was a judge at the Hooters Bikini Pageant in
two thousand and eight. Al was a good one, for sure.
It was a good pageant. I'm not gonna luck. If
you want to go, we've got your chance to win.
We've got a pair of ride passes, a pair of
wristbands for the upfront VIP stage area, and a Zucchini

(30:46):
Fest swag as well, so you can go all decked
out in Zucchini Fest clothing, and we would love to
send you. We're playing Hide the Zucchini we've been playing
all week. It's very simple. I'm gonna give you three
and you just have to tell me where I hid
my zucchini. It's a famous Columbus location or somewhere around

(31:08):
the Columbus area. And if you can identify the area
or the place I'm talking about, we'll get choked up.
So your clues for today are for to one one,
Harley and toilet four one one Harley and toilet eight

(31:31):
hundred A two to one ninety nine seven. Oh, I
see both Kelly and thick thinking hard. For one one
Harley and toilet. Are your three clues?

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Eight hundred A two to one ninety nine seven. Oh,
do you have a guest, Kelly? That'd be a no,
I did.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
I'm really trying hard to think of anything that has
anything to do with any.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Of those clues. Take any idea that toilet one's real?

Speaker 3 (32:00):
Throwing me?

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Yeah? Blitz Hi, who's this? This is Brandon Brandon Uh.
Zucchini Fest tickets up for grabs the VIP package. UH,
if you can tell me where I hit the zucchini?
Four one one Harley and toilet? Where did I hid
the zucchini? Four one one Harley and spoiler. Do you

(32:22):
have a guess? Did you hide it in Gauth City?
Noting gotten them?

Speaker 5 (32:28):
Not?

Speaker 2 (32:28):
He got them city? Good try though?

Speaker 7 (32:30):
No?

Speaker 11 (32:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:30):
Four one one Harley and toilet? Blitz Hi? Who's this Mike? Mike?
Do you have a guess as to where I hit
the zucchini?

Speaker 12 (32:39):
UT's a pickering jan pinkering team.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
So yeah, I believe so correct? Pick Durington Pickerington is
what you said? Yes? Yeah, No, I didn't. I didn't
hide it in eight n seven? Oh blitz hi? Who's this?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
John?

Speaker 2 (32:59):
All right? John? Where did I hide the zucchini? And
frank not in Franklin? I'm sorry? For one one Harley
and toilet? Where did I hide the zucchini?

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Man?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Eight hundred eight one ninety ninety seven? I think I
think I stumped everyone. Do we get some texts just
rolling in?

Speaker 5 (33:28):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Yeah? Oh wait here we go? Okay? Uh blitz hi?
Who's this Heather? Heather? For one one Harley and toilet?
Where did I hide the zucchini? I'm guessing Plain City,
plain city. No, it is not, it is not. It
is not a It is not a city. Can I

(33:50):
I'll tell you that it's not a city. Blitz Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 4 (33:54):
This is Julia?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Julia? For one one Harley Toilet? Where did I hid
the zucchini in Hilliard? At the Hardliner? Hardliner? No, not
in Hilliard? No, not the Highlander. No, that is not it.
Sorry Blitz. Hi, who's this John? Where did I hide
the zucchini?

Speaker 1 (34:14):
The bottoms of Columbus? The bottom, the bottoms?

Speaker 2 (34:17):
No, not the bottom. I mean I would call it
the bottoms, but that's just me. For one one, Harley
and toilet. Hi, Blitz, who's this? Hi? Who is it? Oh?

Speaker 12 (34:34):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
Hi? I have no idea who what you're saying? Do
you have a guess as to where I hit the zucchini?
It's a motorcycletcycle, not a motorcycle company. No, not, not
a motorcycle store. For one one, Harley and Toilet.

Speaker 1 (34:51):
I don't know if the bottoms was a thing, but
all the phone lines just lit up.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
Oh Blantz? Hi, who's this?

Speaker 5 (34:57):
That?

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Joe Joe zuke Fest VIP tickets up for grabs four
one one, Harley and Toilet. I love your laugh. I
think you know the answer. Where did I hide? Uh hide?
I probably don't.

Speaker 12 (35:10):
I'm gonna say a portage at Wetzel Oh, that is
not it.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Blad Hi, who's this? This is Brandon again? Brandon, where
did I hide the zucchini?

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Ticket?

Speaker 2 (35:23):
You hid the zucchini?

Speaker 12 (35:24):
If it's in the bottoms, your bottoms, it's probably an
an armor stadium.

Speaker 6 (35:29):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I would say, uh that you're close, but that's not
the right answer. Try again. You're very close, though, Blitzhy,
who's this?

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I was in central Ohio?

Speaker 2 (35:43):
It is bland Hi. Who's this? Hello? Dead Air? Okay, great,
Blad's Hi? Who's this? Hey, Liza? Four one one, Harley
and toilet? Where did I hide the zucchini? Not in Pagarington? No,

(36:04):
try again, blitz Hi, who's this? Blitz Hi? Who's this?
Corb Corbyn? We're gonna get a winner eventually. Four one one,
Harley and toilet? Are your three clues? Where did I
hide the zucchini?

Speaker 5 (36:17):
The rests up on seventy one north towards one sixty one.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
It is not it, blitz Hi.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Who's this.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Jetna? Four one one, Harley and toilet? Where did I
hide the zucchini? Hilarious? Not in claris No, are we
gonna get a winner? Blitz Hi? Who's this? Bonja? Ronda?
Bonja banja. Hi Banja, son Donja Banja. I'm getting there,

(36:49):
Ronja banja, Sanja. Here we go. Four one one Harley toilet?
Where did I hide the zucchini? Ohio State the stadium?

Speaker 5 (36:59):
That is a.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
Congratulations?

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I need you to explain the clues.

Speaker 2 (37:09):
Four one one is the address of Ohio Stadium. Oh
my god, Harley is it's it's called chick Harley. It's
the stadium that Harley bill and it's shaped like a
toilet seat.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
Oh you, I swear.

Speaker 2 (37:31):
My congratulations. You've got Zucchini Fest passes. Uh you get
two ride passes, two wristbands for the front of stage area,
and Zucchini Fest swag as well. Congratulations, Thank you, You're
very welcome. You hang on one second.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
Don't go anywhere. I don't like you very much right now.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
That's okay, you don't.

Speaker 1 (37:51):
That was a good one, really know it was good?

Speaker 11 (37:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Absolutely it was.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
Boo.

Speaker 2 (37:58):
It's a Thursday, and there's a possibility that you woke
up this morning things haven't been going your way, or
maybe the whole week has just been a little rough.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
Maybe you went to Sciota Downs yesterday and darn it
if you lost every single game you played you'd be
sure my checking.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Accounts are negative right now. I don't think God pay
days tomorrow. I might have an overdraft fear because I
think I think there were two charges that were pending. Okay,
think yeah, maybe possibly.

Speaker 1 (38:29):
See all this I might, and I think that's not good.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
How many times did you say double or nothing?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (38:40):
Oh he was up to quintuple or nothing.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
But if you're week or your day isn't going like
you hoped it would, don't worry. I got you covered
because we are visiting one of my favorite websites called
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about things going on in their lives so you can
feel a little bit better about yours, like this person
who said today to make money, I've had the air
be and be my house while I slept at my sisters.

(39:07):
The very first guest I had caused fire damage to
the kitchen and a huge skid mark on the mattress,
not the sheets on the actual mattress, No idea where
the sheets are. I think they stole them. And the toaster.

Speaker 1 (39:19):
Wow. Worse off right today?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
After moving and working my ass off to find a
job and finally finding one, I got the flu and
had to call in sick. Two days into my first week.
They fired me today.

Speaker 1 (39:38):
That's rough that.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
You get the flu. Why are you getting fired for
having the flu? Come on today at the supermarket self checkout,
I loudly complained to the machine, why won't you scan,
you useless idiot? An employee walked up behind me and said,
you need to press start. I've done that before, for sure.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
Just just like trying to yell at it. Yeah, trying
to pull on a push door. Yes, I do.

Speaker 2 (40:10):
Today I found out my husband had bought my one
year old daughter a shirt that said birth control fail
in pink, glittery letters. He even took her out While
I was at work today, I fell asleep on the bus.
When I woke up, my head was resting on the
broad tan shoulders of the smoking hot guy sitting next

(40:33):
to me. I had drooled a little bit.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
It's queued up until he was qewed up into the Dyes.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Absolutely today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a
text message from my boyfriend breaking up with me. When
I commented on his impeccable bad timing, he admitted he'd
forgotten it was my birthday.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Maybe a dodgea bull right.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Absolutely. And finally, today a customer said the pants she
was buying rang up more than advertised. I quietly told
her plus sizes were not on sale. The customer yelled
in front of a whole lot of people, so I'm
fat and can't really afford anything. Fine, any other insults

(41:18):
you want to throw my way, and then stormed out
of the store. And I told her quietly, I'm sorry,
plus sizes aren't on sale. I could have kept it
between the two of us, but no, you had to
make a whole scene about it. Half my life. Some
of the Blitz, it's the morning Blitz. It's time rock

(41:43):
and rumble.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Kelly Varsus Goose, Oh the blitz.

Speaker 10 (41:51):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
Not only does she stand up, she started jumping around too.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
Got to get that blood flowing.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
It is time to give away tickets for a Shengwang.
I'm funny comedian and coming to joe Ane Davison Theater Saturday,
September twenty seventh. You're looking for a date night, We
want to save you one hundred and ten bucks with
a pair of tickets. I didn't even ask Dick, what
is today's category for rock and Rubble movie? Casts. Oh, okay,
I love this. We're gonna do a little cast and call.

(42:17):
This is how it works. Think's gonna start naming off
actors and actresses in a movie, one at a time,
and the first person to name the movie gets the
point yes, and if you guess wrong, the other person
gets one more actor or actress and gets a guest
as well. Eight hundred eight one ninety nine seven. Oh,

(42:40):
if you want to go see Sheng Weang. We're looking
for two contestants right now, blitz Hi, who's this Brandon?
All right, Brandon, you called in first, so you get
to pick. You want to be represented by Kelly or Goose?
Good Goose. That's a good choice, sir, that is a
very good choice.

Speaker 3 (42:58):
Let's get this Brandon.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
Get another person on the phone, blitz Hi, who's this Josh?

Speaker 3 (43:07):
S h j oh s h Oh. I feel a
win with you, Josh. It's me and you today.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
She has morn.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
I don't really hear much excitement, Josh, but I'm gonna
let it go.

Speaker 12 (43:20):
I'm heading into work.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
There's not much excite. Yeah, yeah, right, I gotta keep
it down a little bit. All right, Brandon, Josh, we're
gonna put you on hold while Kelly and I go
head to head in a game we call casting call thick.
Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (43:34):
I am ready?

Speaker 2 (43:35):
All right? Here we go.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
Your first actor is Tom Hanks. No guess, Elizabeth Perkins?

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Big wow?

Speaker 3 (43:51):
How you like me now?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (43:53):
Wait?

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Josh?

Speaker 3 (43:54):
Is my guy? You like me now? Brandon kicking your man?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
You Josh Man?

Speaker 2 (44:01):
All right?

Speaker 1 (44:02):
The next one Eddie Murphy, Robin Gibbons, coming to America.
Gir should get one more actor.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I know, I know what it is. Halle Berry, Boomerang.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I've never seen coming to America or a Boomerang.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh, I won't tell you what I did for the
first time while watching Boomerang.

Speaker 3 (44:32):
I don't want to know.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
No, you don't.

Speaker 1 (44:34):
Was it the earth a Kit scene?

Speaker 5 (44:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:39):
When she gives birth to the perfume.

Speaker 3 (44:47):
I feel like I'm glad to skipped that one.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
It's a funny movie.

Speaker 2 (44:52):
It is good.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
All right, Here we go. Next one, Patrick Dempsey, Oh,
what's that?

Speaker 2 (45:00):
No? No clues?

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Keep going, Amanda Peterson, Peterson, who's that? Courtney Gaines, who's that?

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I don't know any of these people?

Speaker 2 (45:14):
Made of honor? No? Oh, that's j Loo. Isn't it
a Yeah? All right?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
You know this move, Allley, you get another one? Seth Green?

Speaker 3 (45:30):
Okay, do you know who Seth Green is?

Speaker 7 (45:34):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (45:34):
Patrick?

Speaker 2 (45:36):
I know this movie?

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Patrick Dempsey. Oh, I was thinking of Patrick Duffy from
South Park, Patrick Duffy's leg whatever, p Patrick Duffy like
Patrick Dempsey. Amanda Peterson? Who is Amanda Peterson? Okay? And
what was the last one?

Speaker 1 (45:53):
But I just gave you as Seth Green. There was
Courtney Gaines.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
I have absolutely no clue.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Sharon Farrell, Dennis Dugan.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
Yeah, none of us know. You can't buy me love.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
You might as well be reading off the roster of
my first grade class. I don't know any of these names.

Speaker 1 (46:16):
All right, nobody gets that one?

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Huh? Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Uh Sam Worthington Avatar, Yes, the Star of Avatar.

Speaker 2 (46:28):
He was the big He was also in Terminator Genesis. No, yes,
it was Genesis. Okay, yeah, alright, two to one, here
we go. What else you got?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
Kevin Costner?

Speaker 3 (46:42):
Who's Kevin?

Speaker 9 (46:43):
I'm just kidding, Mary McDonald, Graham Green, Dances of Wolves, Yes, okay, no.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
I it was that a bodyguard? And there was no
Whitney Houston and.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
All right, all right, Kelly, gotta get this one.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Here we go.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Robin Williams Forrest Whittakers, Adams.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
No, Robin Williams and Forest Whitaker were in a movie together.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yes, Bruno, Kirby, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Got a guess, I have no guests.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Good morning Vietnam.

Speaker 2 (47:38):
That's it? Damn it?

Speaker 5 (47:43):
How know that.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
I knew that? Oh? You idiots, you're so stupid. You're
a big dumb dumb.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
That is the movie with Robin Williams and Forest Whittacard again, Yeah,
thank you guys.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
All right, Kelly needed that one to stay in.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
All right? What three to two? Three to two? Alright
this I'm just gonna get the win. Here, give me
Is that what you're gonna do?

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, give me a here we go, all right ready, Sarah,
Michelle Geller, Ryan Felippe, Philippie Felipe, Reese Weatherspoon.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Oh I know this. They're trying to get Reese to
sleep with Ryan. Yes, give me the.

Speaker 12 (48:36):
Because no matter what.

Speaker 2 (48:43):
I can, come get up. What you talking about? Come
up up? Everybody?

Speaker 4 (48:48):
Hand go up and they stay there.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah, Okay, Brandon, congratulations, man, we're gonna j to see
Sheng wang.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Well, well, well, Brandon makes a good bit.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
You're very welcome.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
I'm so sorry, Josh. I tried my best.

Speaker 2 (49:09):
I don't Josh. I won't blame you for Kelly's shortcomings.
I will give you tickets as well. How about that? Yeah,
I know, I know, I know she's a big loser,
but it's okay. I won't call you a big loser, Josh.
I'll give you tickets.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
Awful.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
Just because Kelly can't win at anything doesn't mean I'm
gonna hold it against you that I won't give you tickets.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
So give him his check. What's the record over there, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (49:39):
Oh, let's see twenty four eighteen?

Speaker 5 (49:43):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:44):
No, now you got nineteen right? Or is that giving
eighteen eighteen?

Speaker 12 (49:47):
Man?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
That's it eighteen?

Speaker 1 (49:50):
But she can't win it anything?

Speaker 2 (49:52):
Fine? Fine, Yeah, congratulations, guys. Hang out. We'll get you
hooked up with some tickets and we'll have another pair
before we roll in to the weekend. Hey, welcome to you.
A Thursday gonna be a high as seventy four today.
I'm gonna see an afternoon shower, maybe turning into a storm,

(50:15):
but that's mostly on the north end. We'll see the
weekend looking pretty great seventy three tomorrow to roll into
the weekend seventy four and mostly Sunday on Saturday, seventy eight,
on Sunday eighty one, on Monday. It's going to be
a really good holiday weekend. Yeah, you got any big lands.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Coming from the Let's see, I don't. I don't know.
I mean, here's the thing on the top of my
wish list is that somebody hands me two amazing tickets
to the Ohio State Texas game. I let My dream
is that I'm walking on the road and somebody's like, here,
just as a blessing from me to you, I have

(50:54):
got excellent seats to the Buckeye game. That's my dream
of what's going to happen to me this weekend. But
beyond that, I don't have any plans.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Let's say, let's say you're walking down High Street right, Uh,
it's Friday night and you and Charlie are out to
dinner or whatever. You're walking down High Street. It's like
seven thirty pm, and then you get you get kind
of like shoulder checked a little bit, not hard, but
you get shoulder checked a little bit, and you kind

(51:22):
of feel like a hand on your on your butt cheek, right,
and you turn around and you're ready to I mean,
I'm assuming you're gonna get a little bitter if you
get shoulder checked and you feel a hand on your
butt scheek, like who's touching me? And you're like you
son of a beat? And then you you like, you're
like you touched me, and you grabbed your butt cheek.
But as you grab your butt cheek, you found out

(51:43):
that he had slipped, he had reversed, pickpocketed you, and
put two tickets to Ohio State Texas in your back pucket.
As forgiven, you don't care that a stranger grabbed your button.
If they insert let me finish that sentence, if they
insert tickets in your back pocket.

Speaker 3 (52:04):
I mean, I suppose if it was an accident, I'm
not trading sexual favors for tickets.

Speaker 2 (52:11):
He just walks away after that accidental insertion, you're okay.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
No, no, no, an accidental cheek, fondle, accidental cheek. That's
as far as I go with the insertion of the
insertion of tickets.

Speaker 1 (52:23):
Yes, that's your dream.

Speaker 2 (52:25):
Let's dream on not having thick. Are you just going
to all football all weekend? Oh?

Speaker 4 (52:36):
And I got the best of both worlds this weekend
fishing and football fishing.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Two f's.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I'm gonna add a third.

Speaker 2 (52:45):
That's a valid question.

Speaker 1 (52:47):
Are you going to add a third personal question? Kelly? Yeah, food?

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Oh yeah, so it's the four alete for me. Okay, Hey,
it's great. I hate real quick. I just want to
let you know if you're on social media, just another
reason to not I say, not believed. But this is
just an upsetting because parents are doing parenting things, trying

(53:13):
to do everything for their kids. Watch out for twenty
thousand dollars designer dorm room makeovers that are happening. Apparently,
Apparently parents are like, oh, I want my kid to
have the cool, designer, lavish, instagram worthy dorm room.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Have you seen the pictures of some of these dorm rooms.
They are absolutely luxurious, like better than the bedroom I
grew up in?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Are they really?

Speaker 3 (53:39):
They're gorgeous? And you know how small these dorm rooms are,
like minuscule. You're jamming two adult people into a very
very like a room the size of our call screening
right over there. Yes, it's n so the way these
people have designed their rooms for maximum space, it's not
worth twenty grand, but it's a pretty neat idea.

Speaker 2 (54:01):
This is saying. They are saying retail me not a
online type of retail store says. This is not decorating.
This is dorm culture makeovers.

Speaker 1 (54:13):
Just so can look at your Instagram pretty much.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
Yeah, I mean, don't get me wrong, having a comfortable,
nice living space is pretty great. Instead of walking into
just the brick walls with the wood bed frame, maybe
you've got a bet on each side, or maybe you
decided to turn them into bunk beds so you have
a little more space with that cheap old desk. Sure,

(54:38):
upgrading a little bit is pretty nice, but who's got
twenty thousand?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Yeah, and those are the people that will complain about
the cost of tuition.

Speaker 2 (54:46):
Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Now listen to this. Can I tell you a dorm
nightmare story. My nephew just got a new roommate. His
new roommate was available for another room because his old roommate. Okay,
so he's in this dorm room uh with another dude.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
This kid goes home for the weekend. So the other
dude steals his mattress topper and sleeps on it and
lets his friend sleep on the bear mattress of his
of his am I making sense anyway, the roommate that left, Yeah,
the roommate that left. So some stranger slept on his
bear mattress while his roommate stole his mattress. Topper was
rolling all over that thing a little bit, and so

(55:28):
the kid was like, yeah, I'm not living like this,
So he applied for a new room.

Speaker 2 (55:32):
Wait, I want to know if he did it naked, though.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
Well, you'd never know, would you.

Speaker 2 (55:35):
You would never know, you wouldn't, But I would have
to assume he's just dragon balls.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
Unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (55:46):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (55:49):
The walnut Ridgehigh School football coaches resigned after the school
investigated claims he was playing dice with money with current
and former school students. Rob Wheelwright, a walnut Ridge gry,
a former wide receiver at Wisconsin, and he also played
for the Columbus Destroyers the Arena Football League.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
Well.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
He stepped down earlier this month as head football coach
at walnut Ridge. Just days before the season opener. Somebody
anonymously sent administrators of video showing Wheelwright playing craps with
a current and a former student. Money is visible in
the video. Now, he claims he was teaching them life
lessons at about making good life choices. He was teaching

(56:31):
them about the consequences of an ethics violation on the job.
He was a head football coach there for one year.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
One who turned in the video.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
I'm guessing somebody who didn't get the starting job at
some position on the football team.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
That could be An Ohio woman who told authority she
was testing her Amish faith when she threw her four
year old son into a lake in eastern Ohio has
officially been charged with two counts of aggravated murder. Authorities
a forty year old Ruth Miller of Millersburg threw the
boy off the dock and into the water over the weekend.
Hours earlier, her husband, forty five year old Marcus Miller,

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had drowned while trying to swim to an offshore a
sandbank in a test of his faith. Their other kids,
they had a fifteen year old They have a fifteen
year old girl and twin eighteen year old boys. They
were also directed to perform water based trials of their
Amish beliefs, and officer say Ruth had those older kids
in an enclosed golf cart. She was at the wheel.

(57:27):
She drove toward a stone wall at a high rate
of speed, cart hit the wall, flipped over into the water,
but all four of them survived. She is currently sitting
in a psychiatric facility and was officially charged with murder yesterday. Heikes.
Apparently the community was like, yeah, We've been trying to
help them with their problems, right, I'm like, okay, all right,

(57:51):
that is very very sad. Tennis star Dano Medvedev has
been fined a total of forty two five hundred dollars
by the US Open. That's more than a third of
his one hundred ten thousand dollars tournament prize money for
his meltdown during a first round loss. We talked about
this earlier in the week. A photographer accidentally wandered onto
the court during play. His opponent was able to get

(58:15):
another shot at a serve, and Daniel Medvedev lost his
ever loving mind. He ran up to the chair official
started taunting him, getting the crowd to boo that boo lasted.
Booz lasted for six minutes?

Speaker 2 (58:28):
Is how long it was? Yeah, it was a long
time to lay the game.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Then he went back onto the court and made an
obscene gesture with his hand towards his mouth. You can
imagine he ended up losing and then smashing his racket
to smithereens. Anyway, Medvedev has to pay thirty grand for
unsportsmanlike conduct and another twelve five hundred dollars for what
they're calling a racket abuse.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
It's your racket, you're allowed to abuse it.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Oh no, I guess not doesn't have right or does
see your three things?

Speaker 2 (59:06):
Hey, what's the most useless job you can think of?
People actually paid money to do this, Kelly, can you
think of one?

Speaker 3 (59:12):
Well, somebody texted in that there is a position with
Netflix that you can get paid to just watch movies
and help them put them in different categories. Yeah, that
feels like a useless job. Just put the movie on Netflix.
I'll find it.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
So are you're tying like? It's not whether you see
it in the drama or comedy and all of that.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Apparently they've got like secret codes too. If you go
to Netflix and you type in like four four three
one two, it'll bring up a whole bunch of I
had that list somewhere odd stuff. Yeah, yeah, I remember
reading about them. Yeah, but is that a useless job?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I don't know, Jeremy texted that if I mean, I'm
kind of actually looking at the open positions right now
on Netflix because I'm like, can I get paid after
I leave here to go watch a movie? Probably I'll
take the job.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Probably those people who what about those people who stand
outside of a business and do all their goofy dance
while they swing that oh sign sign swing thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
I mean, does that make you go into the business?
Does that ever made you go I'm gonna go in
there because of him?

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
I don't know, but I think I think the number
one employer of sign Spinners is Liberty Tax. They always
have the statue of Liberty Person out there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I guess it shows you there's a business there. If
you didn't know it, maybe.

Speaker 5 (01:00:27):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:28):
Never was. Has it made me turn in and go, oh,
you're right, I should get my taxes done right now. Yes,
I happen to have all my W two's in my
trunk ready to go. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
No, I do need a car wash. I will go
there right well.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Someone jumped on Reddit and asked what the most uh
the most useless job that people are actually paid money for.
The most three top answers were door people, you know,
like security guards mostly just for appearances, like the guys
standing there in Kroger, Really, what's what's what you're doing? Yeah,
like theres or the Walmart greeters.

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Are a bathroom attendant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, yeah, I don't need anybody helping me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
And in fact, I prefer you leave.

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yes, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
I would say bathroom attendants are worse than the people
that sit on the corner of the road. You know,
when you uncomfortably have to pull up to the red light. Yeah,
and they're just right there outside your door with a sign,
Oh that need help, Yeah they need Yeah. Bathroom attendants
are even worse because the second you put your hands

(01:01:35):
like under the faucet, they're ripping paper towel. Yes, And
it's like, man, I do feel bad for you that
your entire forty hour work week is nothing, but yeah,
but I didn't ask him to be there, and then
he wants to tip, and then but then you feel mad,
you got it. You gotta tip them. I mean, your

(01:01:57):
entire day is just being just sprayed by butt dust
over and over again. Number two on the list is
Walmart or stog readers, mostly useless job. Hello, thank you
for coming in, Hello, thank you for coming in like that.
Just that makes no sense to me. Pet psychic, Oh,

(01:02:19):
useless job for sure, useless job for sure, any kind
of psychics Number one on the list, Number one on
the list. Most common answer when asked what is the
most useless job that people are paid money for? And
I get I don't know if I would call them useless.
I have read about some good ones. I don't know. Well,
I know one CEOs like paid so much money, so

(01:02:47):
much money, an exuberant amount of money for the most
part to do. I mean, granted they're kind of the
overseer of everything, but it's like but it's like they've
got so many other people that are doing all the jobs,
and it's just like I'll make the final decision. But

(01:03:10):
do they get their hand It depends on the CEO.
But do they really get their hands dirty?

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I mean maybe with the hr gal they get in
the hands dirty.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
Very very true.

Speaker 8 (01:03:19):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I don't know if you remember this story. Can we
can we take a trip back in the in the
way way back machine real quick. This was about a
year ago that this story was first reported. Ryan Bogwart
made it look like he drowned while kayaking last August,

(01:03:50):
but they never found his body and he is now
in court. Oh yeah, and this is a forty five
year old man from Wisconsin who faked his own death,
abandoned his wife and three kids, and fled to Isbekistan
to be with his mistress. He stayed Jayak in the leg,

(01:04:10):
paddled an inflatable raft to shore, rode seventy miles on
an e bike, took a bus to Detroit, then to Toronto,
hopped three flights to Paris, Asia, then to Europe, all
because he was talking to a woman from Huzbekistan he
met online a few months earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
That's a hell of a hell of a layout.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
He did. I mean he wrote out all the schematics
and everything. He had his pen and baber and he's like,
I go over here and I take the person and
then carry the two and then ride over here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:39):
All he had to do was tell his wife that
he was going to go meet his honey bunny in Uzbekistan.
She would have kicked him out. Yeah, I see you later,
No court case.

Speaker 2 (01:04:48):
Cops eventually found out he got a new passport taken
out three hundred and seventy five thousand dollars life insurance
policy and reversed his vasectomy so he could start a
new family.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
He reversed his vasectomy in Uzbekistan.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
That seems yeah, are you?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Are you trusting a man with a scalpel? And who's mecha?
Stand around?

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
You're not dead?

Speaker 2 (01:05:09):
I don't. I don't think so. They finally tracked him
down in Georgia, the country, not the state. The country
of Georgia, got him back to the US charged him
with obstruction. Now Wisconsin doesn't have a specific charge for
faking your own death, but he is facing up to
nine months in jail.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Day there's no charge for that. Is that's not fraud?

Speaker 3 (01:05:26):
Probably he has to pay restitution for all the misuse
of emergency.

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Oh right, yeah, for all I tried to find him
and stuff. That's still a possibility.

Speaker 1 (01:05:38):
Well, who was the beneficiary of the policy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
It said he'd taken out three and seventy five thousand
dollars life insurance policy. His wife get it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
Okay, so see if she kicks him out, if he
says I'm I'm leaving, she doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Get that money.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Oh so he's the good guy in this.

Speaker 4 (01:05:54):
Well, no, I'm just saying, but now he's not gonna
have to pay child support if he's dead, if they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
Thank he's dead. Anyways, he agreed to a plea deal.
He was gonna get nine months in jail. Agreed to
a plea deal of forty five days, but the judge
actually rejected his plea deal and doubled it and gave
him ninety days because that's how long he made his
family think he was dead, so it was ninety days
before they found out he was alive. So he sentenced

(01:06:22):
him to ninety days to jail. I actually liked that sentence.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
That is a good sentence.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
Good for you. Yes, his life at twenty two years
followed for divorce. Obviously. Our second story takes is down
outside of Tampa. Yes, we have ourselves at WTF what
the Florida Imagine this. You're hanging out in your house.
You look in your backyard and there's a strange man

(01:06:45):
in your backyard. So you open up your back door
and you're like, excuse me, what are you doing? And
the gentleman says, I'm just looking for my drone. My
drone got lost and it fell here in your backyard,
and I'm trying to find it unsettling. This homeowner called
the police because well, you've got a strange man rowing

(01:07:06):
around your backyard. When the police showed up, this gentleman,
Jason Brooks, tried to explain to the police that he
was just looking for his drone. They did find the drone.
The only problem was this drone had a bunch of
meth and fentanyl attached to the bottom of it. Because
apparently mister Brooks.

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
Is a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:30):
Techno drug dealer in that he delivers drugs with a drone,
and his drone crashed in this man's backyard.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
It seems so dumb. Why would you do that? Do
it the old fashioned way, just ride your bike to
the person's house and drop it off in their mailbox.

Speaker 2 (01:07:47):
I mean, but come on, you got a camera on
the drone.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
I know, but can't you see drugs hanging off the
bottom of it in a bag?

Speaker 2 (01:07:55):
I mean, would you know though? I mean, because they
do Walmart deliver He's by drone now, so why wouldn't
you think it's just any other delivery fast food fast
food delivery.

Speaker 3 (01:08:06):
Okay, all right, it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:08:07):
It's not towing a banner that says one eight hundred
drug drone like you don't know what was being dangled
from the box.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Truck nuts they could be that from the drones.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Yes, ron truck I.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Saw those yesterday. I wanted to punch the guy who
had those. You guys you've got on your truck. I
want to tell you they're gross. They gross me out.
I don't want to look at that. It's gross, okay,
And I don't think that makes me a prude.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
No, I agree with you. They're stupid. If you've got
truck nuts them off. Do truck nuts get summer long
balls like they hang?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
Yes, it's permanent, okay anyway, But we should put them
on drones. That would be funny.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
That would be very fun.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Can you take your truck nuts off your truck and
put them on a drone?

Speaker 2 (01:09:00):
Could you imagine being at like Sonic Temple and you
get t bagged by a drone? Someone just drops shrops
their drone nuts right on your forehead. Oh, if you make,
if you make drone nuts, they have to be soft.
They can't be like metal truck nuts. They gotta soft,

(01:09:20):
so they just lay across your eyes. You got oh,
you got ball goggles just hanging over your eyes, making
like real cold.

Speaker 3 (01:09:28):
Because it's usually hot, and so you just be a
nice cool sort of eye mask.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Oh could you imagine? Could you imagine the face mask? Yeah,
that's that's actually shaped like nuts. And you're just laying
there on your couch and you just got a scrout
right across your eyes taking care of your headache. Oh
that'd be great. No idea where this conversation went that
you're not still breaking news some of the blips. All right,

(01:09:56):
guys eight ninety nine seven. I'm speaking to the men here.
I don't mean to exclude you.

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
Oh no, that's fine. I'll sit back and listen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
But uh, pretend you're Charlie from mind to your husband
from here. Uh, you're a guy. You're in a relationship,
whether it's been a year, ten years, twenty five years.
You find out that your wife, your girlfriend, your significant
others cheating on you. Heartbreak, very sad. If you've ever

(01:10:25):
had it happen to you, it's it's a real just
gut punch. But you find out she cheated on you
with another woman? Does that make it less? Are you
less heartbroken if she cheats on you with another woman?

(01:10:46):
This is a question that was that arose in the
friends group, and I'm very curious.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Well, what did you What answer did you?

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
One? H it makes different. It's different.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
So it's not as bad as that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I don't know, because I'd be sitting in wondering was
I so bad I drove her to being gay?

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Let me tell you, I drove her into another woman's arms.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Let me tell you it's that bad before before Nora
the back in twenty fifteen to twenty eighteen, the woman
that I thought ripped my heart out, the one that
I was madly in love with at the time. After
we broke up about three months later, she went lesbian

(01:11:32):
for about a year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
For about year, Yes, yeah she did.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
She dated a girl for a year.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
And I was like, dang right, yeah, it was like
that bad.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
So it's not like I was in the bathroom like
sticking my tongue out, looking closely.

Speaker 1 (01:11:49):
I was like, isn't that bad?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
Yeah, it's all of a sudden, it's like the cheating
is now no longer even matters at all.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
You're worried about what is wrong with me?

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
What did I do? Nine eight seven? Would you think
would you think.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
It would be I think it'd be devastating, like it's
your lifelong the person you thought you were going to
spend the rest of your life with, and all of
a sudden it's over. And it doesn't to me, It
doesn't matter the reason, the fact that the relationship is
over and you feel betrayed in any kind of way. Yeah,
it feels devastating.

Speaker 2 (01:12:21):
It does, But but you is it less devastating?

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
Yeah? Maybe? Delmain. Well, there's nothing I could have done
to make it any better. I don't have the right equipment.

Speaker 2 (01:12:32):
Or even that's true, that's true. I mean unless you
you can do like the uh what what was his
what was his name? Uh? Wild wild Bill? You need
to do the talk. You're the tuck under. Okay, you
like go Bay, but I okay, let's say it's a
one time thing. Though let's not say like they did.

(01:12:53):
It's not like they ended up in a relationship. Is
a one time thing? You found out your your feet,
your your wife cheats on you with another woman.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
No, it's over.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
It's over, no matter what.

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
I don't know if it's over. But to me, we've
got a massive problem that we may not be able
to overcome.

Speaker 2 (01:13:08):
Okay, I'm thinking if it's if it's a female I
might get might get over maybe possible.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
No, because she's not going to be like, oh, come on,
let's get together with the scale I think you're envisioning.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
Okay, you're right, you're gonna share share? Yeah, oh glad, Hi,
who's this? Hey? This is wrong guy?

Speaker 3 (01:13:25):
Ron Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Is it less devastating, less of a heartbreak if you
find out your wife cheats on you or your girlfriend
chees on you, but it's another woman.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:13:34):
This is just my observation. Like flick Rick made a
great point, like, you know, like, oh, it was it
me that turned her to that. I think that was
an older philosophy, but from back in the day, you know, huh.
Now I'm thinking about it, It's like maybe she just
wasn't winning men at altogether to get go with me
at all, So maybe it yeah, yeah, so maybe it's
not that bad because you know, it wasn't me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
She was always that way. Okay, Yeah, total possibility. She
was faking until she made it and exactly literally made
it with another woman. Yeah, okay, all right, ron, I
appreciate it, calling man, Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
So much, Scott said. My sister and my brother both
divorced from cheating. Both are gay now, but I think
it would be easier.

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Zero two six one. Cheating is cheating, doesn't matter who,
the pain is the same. I agree with that, blitz. Hi,
who's this Tony?

Speaker 5 (01:14:20):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Is it less of a heartbreak if if your woman
cheats on you with another woman A cheaters, that's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:29):
I believe?

Speaker 3 (01:14:30):
I agree. I agree you have a conversation. First, get divorced,
and then go sleep with whoever you want to sleep with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Okay, all right, I appreciate Tony. Think you never answered?
Do you do you think it's less heartbreaking from.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
A cheating standpoint? Yeah, it's like, Okay, she cheated. It
was what a woman though, So it's not it's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:46):
Not the same.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
It's still intimate though it is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Yes, but it's But again the question was is it
less devastating devastating?

Speaker 1 (01:14:54):
Yes, it is less it is.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
For if know because if it's if your partner cheats
and you're going to forgive and get over it, it
would definitely be easier for me to forgive that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Yeah, much much easier. Absolutely, And and on top of that, Kelly,
a little inside info for you. It is also the
stupid male ego. Yes, is he bigger, Is he better?

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
It's it's it's it's equation.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
But let's tell you who's this hey, j c uh?
Is it less of a heartbreak? Less devastating if your
wife or girlfriend cheats on you but it's another woman?

Speaker 1 (01:15:44):
Like I texted, been there done that?

Speaker 2 (01:15:47):
Cheating is cheating, No matter what, cheating is cheating.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
Wait, been there done that?

Speaker 5 (01:15:51):
You?

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Oh you've been in this scenario? Yes, you're your wife
or girlfriend cheated with another woman? Yes? Okay, cheating and
shait you're not? So would you be more likely to
take them back if they cheated with another woman versus
cheated with a man? Unfortunately you did?

Speaker 1 (01:16:12):
Oh wait did it happen again?

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
How did it turn out?

Speaker 11 (01:16:17):
We still?

Speaker 6 (01:16:18):
They still?

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Okay? Yeah? Still okay? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
I mean this shows character, like you know, a cheating
is a character issue.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
True. Again, I'm agreeing with everything you say, Yes, except
for the fact it's a little less devastating. That's all
that's all there is to it. Bloods Hi, who's this?
Blad hi? Who's this? Nick? Is it? Is it less
devastating if your woman cheats on you with another woman?

Speaker 12 (01:16:50):
My wife to get a girlfriend all the time?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Okay? What is what is life like living underwater? I
can't understand the thing you're saying. Bledshie, who's this? Hey, Jeremy, Jeremy,
is it less devastating if your woman cheats on you
with another woman?

Speaker 8 (01:17:14):
Honestly, like I texted, I wouldn't really be devastated about
it because in my head, if it's another man, I'm
gonna start asking questions.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yes, I just want to join.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
Yees, thinking how can I get in this?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
How can I get in this?

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
So we're just basically starting about it. We're just talking
about a guy's fantasy at this point.

Speaker 2 (01:17:35):
Yeah. Absolutely, thank you for the call. Well, Carrie, Carrie
texting Kelly that here's a good question though, what about
a husband cheating on his wife with another man?

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
No, it's over and it is over for me. It
does come down to a character issue. Can't trust you anymore?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Women? Women don't have the ego that men have. Blood's Hi,
who's this? And I got something to say? I got
something to say about it.

Speaker 8 (01:18:02):
This is how my opinion.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
At least, at least you ain't got to get into
a fight with some dude.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
You know, gona be no chacot, but you'd be less.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Devastated in that factors, you ain't gotta worry about getting
a fight. That's a valid point. Like you run into
the guy, you might go fisticuffs, but another year the woman.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Mad.

Speaker 2 (01:18:25):
Yeah, that's a valid, valid point. Appreciate the call man,
Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Danielle said her husband wouldn't give a damn either way.
He would leave her no matter what.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
Yeah, just out. Yeah, I don't know if I could
stay in the relationship because you're right, once you cross
that line of cheating, then you're always wondering about.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
It, right, that's yeah, that's another issue.

Speaker 2 (01:18:48):
Unless, of course they bring the other woman into the bedroom,
then you might try and make it work out. Most
people are saying cheating is cheating, and I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Uh Geryld said, even if I didn't get back with her,
I still think I would be less mad if it
was if it had been with another girl.

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
I think I think if if you as a man,
if you look inside, if you do a little insure stepson,
little soul searching, you're gonna come to the conclusion that
it's less devastating.

Speaker 1 (01:19:21):
Kevin said, the other woman either moves in or we
get divorced.

Speaker 2 (01:19:27):
Absolutely that those are your choices. She moves in or
we're getting divorced. That's it. We have a thropple. Now,
now the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:39):
Did you see that, I guess the post that Honey
Dip Donuts made. It's on Kenny Road. It's been there
for freaking ever before the beginning of time, and apparently
it's being deplaced, displaced, displaced, you say it, not deplaced displaced.
So for decades, this Honey Dip Donuts, Iicono's, Pizza de

(01:20:01):
Santas Floris, they're all in the same area and redevelopment
supposedly happening and they're all getting kicked out. They've all
been there forever.

Speaker 2 (01:20:11):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:20:12):
So they have some kind of petition going. If you're interested,
just google it. It's a change dot org petition. I
don't know if it would do anything whatsoever. It's in
the planning stages now. They're hoping to get this redevelopment
stopped so that all these iconic businesses can stay put.
So anyway, that's just an FYI real quick. I wanted
to mention that if you're interested in signing that change

(01:20:34):
dot org petition. Twelve months in federal prison for a
fifty three year old man working border patrol in upstate
New York at the Canadian border. Back in twenty twenty three,
Shane Millen was working the northern border, but his main
task was to virtually process people coming over the southern
border from Mexico, So rather than putting him down there

(01:20:55):
in person, he was doing these virtual using a webcam
to get to process people crossing the southern border. Very weird.
So anyway, apparently this guy decided, Hey, I'm getting bored.
I want to see these women's boobs. So he started
coming up with these wild stories and telling women that

(01:21:16):
he would not sign their paperwork unless they took their
tops off.

Speaker 1 (01:21:21):
Got a little flash wow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
He told one woman, Hey, and he made this all up.
He told this one woman, well, your paperwork says that
you have a tattoo on your chest. I need to
see it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:31):
Big boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:21:33):
So she's like, I don't have a tattoo on my chest.
He's like, well you I need to see.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:39):
What a ski what a disgusting human being.

Speaker 2 (01:21:43):
I knew it was that easy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
So anyway, she showed him, look, I don't have a tattoo.
And he's like okay, and then later on in the interview,
he said, now I need to see that again. She
said no because she knew something. She's like, okay, well,
I just won't sign your paperwork, so she had to
do it again. Now, if I've ever rooted for a

(01:22:08):
Mexican gang violence, it will be in this federal prison
where this guy is going to be serving twelve months.
Because that is horrible.

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
I like thus butts and lovely boobs.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Lovely boobs. So anyway, what a gross person? And also,
what is the border patrol situation when you're having a
a Canadian border patrol agent, no, an American border patrol
agent up in the Canada area. Canadian Oh my gosh,
am I having a stroke up on the Canadian border
doing the southern border interviews.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
They need they need to get that Mexican gang double
D thirteen to go hunt him down.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
Yeah, I'll show you boobs.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
I just need to love a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:22:53):
Oh just motor boat those nice Oh yeah, motor boat. Well.
A French woman has been fined after her cat's persistent
meowing on a high speed train sparked some complaints from
fellow passengers. The woman was traveling to Paris. With her
cat Monet, who was apparently making quite a racket because

(01:23:15):
not one, but several passengers complain. So staff approached the woman.
They said, hey, would you mind taking your cat to
this coach that's empty. We'll just put you in there
and then your cat can put up a fuss and
it's not going to bother anyone. She said, no, hah,
you're not moving me sitting right here. So anyway, they

(01:23:36):
were like, okay, listen, if you don't mind have moved,
then we're going to find you because you're a disturbed
your cat's disturbing the piece. We have a solution for you,
you're not taking it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
I'd be a little perturbed for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
So anyway, reactions to this have been mixed. Some are
applauding the rail operator. They're like, thank you for being
committed to providing us a peaceful ride. Other people are like,
I'd like to see if you find parents who bring
their noxious children on board. Yeah, nobody gets a fine
for bringing Knox's child on board, but you get fine

(01:24:07):
for a cat's me out?

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
What if you but if you have a solution, it's
not like it's not like, hey, go sit in the
cargo hold. Right, We've got an actual car, car empty
pre empty car for you to go sitting with your cat. Yeah, yeah,
i'd be.

Speaker 3 (01:24:21):
A little And she said, no, why do you do that?
Why do you want trouble in your life? Just pick
up your cat and go. You know, you have the
whole thing to yourself. You can basically just lay down.

Speaker 2 (01:24:31):
Yeah, why why would you want it?

Speaker 10 (01:24:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
That's like, oh cool, this worked out.

Speaker 3 (01:24:35):
Really well for me exactly. All right, those are your
three things.

Speaker 2 (01:24:40):
One of the first things I learned about Kelly when
joining the show back in February was she's a little
bit obsessed about wanting to like set or break a
world record, like againness world record.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
Oh yeah, we've been talking about this for a couple
of three years now, trying to come up. We had,
you know, we thought about doing the biggest, world's biggest
snowball fight.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Okay, uh, the world's biggest game of freeze tag. Okay,
the snowball fight.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
The logistics, I mean to plan it and have the
people show up and have there be snow enough snow
and all that was just kind of like, yeah, that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:25:12):
Lot, it's a lot, but the freeze tag would work well.

Speaker 2 (01:25:15):
I've got great news. We can make this a whole
lot easier because Guinness has just released a list seventy
world records that haven't been attempted. Oh okay, So basically
they're they're setting you up. You can do these and
break a world record or set a world record. And

(01:25:37):
I think what we're gonna do is we're gonna attempt
some of these. Okay, I think I think maybe once
a week world record Wednesday.

Speaker 1 (01:25:46):
World record Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Yeah, Oh this is great.

Speaker 2 (01:25:49):
Every Wednesday we will attempt another world record because some
of these are extremely extremely doable. Most high fives and
thirty seconds, So you just sit there in high five.
I mean, the three of us can stand.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
In the different people. I don't know. I wonder what
the deal is on that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Uh most kisses in thirty seconds by two people. You
and I could break that record.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
No we can't.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Oh okay, Uh most anchovies eaten in one minute. I
get taste. My dad used to get anchovies.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Grandfather did the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
He'd be like, well we can get on half.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
No it is it's yes, thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
It seeps in everywhere everything. It's like in that closed box.

Speaker 1 (01:26:32):
It just and even when it leaves.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
The house, when the pizza box is gone out in
the trash, it's still like in your furniture and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:26:42):
I hate it. Fastest time to arrange a set of
scrabble tiles in alphabetical order.

Speaker 1 (01:26:48):
Well, we can try that one for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
Fastest, Oh, we're doing this one right down the one
hundred meters that's a that's a football field end zone.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
A little more. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Fastest time to push an orange one hundred meters with
your nose. Oh, for God's sake, we could absolutely do.

Speaker 10 (01:27:09):
This.

Speaker 5 (01:27:10):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Longest duration to balance a spoon on your nose, We
could do that. Let's see most coffee houses visit in
a month, you can stop at one every single day
on the way home. Most cans crushed with your foot
in one minute. We're absolutely gonna do that one for sure,
right down the hallway. Speaking of which, I love this

(01:27:31):
one that we're gonna do for surest ten sprint while
holding a balloon between your knees.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Oh, we're doing that.

Speaker 2 (01:27:41):
I think that's gonna be the first one we do
next Wednesday. We're gonna do it right here in the hallway.
We'll videotape it, we'll send it to Guinness and we'll
put it on social media. So get ready. Yeah, little
new little radio pit world record Wednesday. We'll try a
new one every week. Cool. I can't wait. Now, let's
see if we can learn you something. Sit up and
pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you have some stuff on

(01:28:04):
a Thursday morning. Make you a little bit smarter, thannywhere
when we woke up today? Like, did you know Leonardo
da Vinci struggled through his twenties and thirties. He didn't
get his big break and become famous until he did
the Last Supper when he was forty three years old.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Yeah, I read that a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
If you've ever kind of like waiting for your big break,
look up like people that didn't make it big until
late later in life, Like yeah, Samuel Jackson didn't get it,
didn't get his big break like forty five or something
like that.

Speaker 1 (01:28:35):
I mean, you know, sometimes it takes a while to pay.

Speaker 2 (01:28:37):
Your dues, so it's take a while, that is true.
The five most common names in movie scripts Jack, John, Frank, Sam,
and Paul. Yeah, so keep an eye out or an
ear out when you're next time you're watching a movie.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
But We're going all the way back all movies.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Jack, John, Frank, Sam and Paul. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:59):
I believe one day it'll be Olivia. It's tough like
that fad fad, but it's time to hear the boy's
name that's really popular, like Brandon.

Speaker 2 (01:29:12):
Yeah, for sure. The underscore was originally added to the
typewriter keyboard so people could underline words. It was actually
the point.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
Uh. The word emoji came from the Japanese characters that
translate as e, which means picture, and moji, which means character.
So it's a picture character emoji. Yeah. Technically there's no
S in the plural form of the word, but the
S is widely accepted now the emoji's but really it's

(01:29:45):
just it's it's three emoji, emoji emoji, Yeah, three emoji,
like three d yes exactly mooses, Yeah, many, many many mooses.
Nike's just do A slogan is based on a murderer's
last words what Gary Gilmour killed two people in Utah
and got the death penalty in nineteen seventy six. His

(01:30:07):
last words he said, Let's do it, and Nike admits
that their slogan was inspired by the quote. So let's
do it. Just do it. Why would you tell anybody
that that seems a little weird? Yeah, why would you?

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
I mean, I understand what made it pop in your head,
but you don't need to share that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Info right just to yourself. Give it to yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:30:27):
Somebody, somebody's gonna protest them, not by nikes now because
of that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
I guarantee it, that's possibility. Yeah, learning some stuff on
a Thursday morning, nine nine seven, The Blitz