Calling Off Work Unhappy and Wedding Fails - Blitz Morning 8-25-25

Burning Man's primary drug supplier got busted on his way in to the festival
Calling off work because you are unhappy
Women are flocking to an England church because the priest is so hot
How it would sound if AC/DC was a funk band
Sometimes things can go very wrong at a wedding

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
I would like to represent the.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Ohio State University. Ohio State University.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's the Morning Blitz with goos Kelly and thick Ricks.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
The Ohio State Buckeyes are rising to the top once again,
ready to etch their name in history.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
Get that go away for national championship. We're gonna swing
as hard as you. Pauses his hands. I was made
for the bird.

Speaker 3 (00:30):
Your Morning Blitz begins now.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
So how about the world right here?

Speaker 4 (00:34):
Now?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
What's agout?

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Everybody on the Blitz? Yes, Football week, wonderful time of
the year.

Speaker 6 (00:52):
Yeah, very excited. The countdown is on to Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
So you've got your amazing blue on, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (00:59):
Getting ready for what is going to be a great week.
Shout out to whoever the pilot is for the Southwest
flight from Denver to Columbus Airport yesterday, landing at what
three o'clock do the landing?

Speaker 2 (01:16):
He does his.

Speaker 6 (01:18):
Welcome to Columbus where it's you know, seventy two degrees
sunny skies. I hope you enjoy your stay, whether you're
visiting or coming home, and go blue.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
I thought he was gonna give it away.

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Well then then one of the flight attendants jumped on
and was like okay, mister pilot, sir, you know where
we're at.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
H and then a whole bunch of.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Time, is that right?

Speaker 2 (01:42):
Cracking up? Absolutely? So.

Speaker 6 (01:45):
Yeah, it's going to be a great week as we
count down and get ready for of course, kicking off
the season in major fashion.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
With a huge game against Texas.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
And we're favored. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yeah, so we'll see what happens as college football is back.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 5 (02:03):
Great? Great? Had a great weekend. We saw Nate BARGESSI
Saturday night.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
It was how funny?

Speaker 5 (02:09):
Was that incredible? It was an incredible show. There were
three openers and an EMC, so the MC was hilarious,
and then there were three openers and then Nate. Okay,
it was excellent and they were all I mean they
were short set short yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Sure.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
His his dad was there, wasn't he or no?

Speaker 5 (02:30):
No?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh okay, I thought he was just taking his dad
on on tour with him.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
He may have been there.

Speaker 7 (02:35):
He was not on stage though, Okay, all right, but
his dad a comedian too, clo oh no kid, all right?

Speaker 6 (02:42):
Yeah, And I thought I read somewhere that he was
on tour with him.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
But that's cool. Yeah, I'm so jealous. I show it was.

Speaker 6 (02:48):
I did visit my old stobbing grounds, the comedy club.
I did a ton of work at Colorado Springs, went
and visited them, so very excited.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
And you had a huge weekend.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
Yeah, big weekend, had a great time. I'm old the
old friends. Went to a friend's wedding that I used
to work with out there, and so ran into a
bunch of old radio friends. And it's so funny because
I'm mentally preparing, I.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Was like, oh my god, this is gonna be amazing.

Speaker 6 (03:12):
People I haven't seen in a while, my old morning
show team that I worked with, people that we worked
with in the building. I'm like, this is gonna be
a crazy Saturday night, not realizing that. You know, when
I worked in Colorado Springs, this was fifteen years ago,
twenty ten ish, when we were all this the party animals.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
We're we're all fifteen years older now.

Speaker 6 (03:32):
I was like, I was like, we're going to head
out because the venue closes at ten. We're all going
to go down the street to the bar and have
a great time. Yeah, nine point thirty, we were out
the door and back at the hotel. No, we're not
We're not doing that anymore. Everyone said hello and big
big hugs and kisses, and then we all went our ways.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
We're just just older now.

Speaker 6 (03:52):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely, So are you thick?

Speaker 1 (03:56):
I'm good.

Speaker 7 (03:56):
I did something that I honestly thought I would never do,
and it's all your fault.

Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, I'm looking at both of you.

Speaker 7 (04:04):
Well, we have this text group, just the three of us,
which I love, you know, because I always know it's
gonna be something funny or interesting.

Speaker 5 (04:10):
I know what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (04:12):
But every day.

Speaker 7 (04:14):
You guys are dropping in a TikTok and then you're
commenting on it, and it's like I have to go
to my computer or my tablet type in the address
I installed TikTok.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah I can't.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
Yeah, enjoy potty time.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Yeah right, yeah, I will not the phone, will not
be going to the bathroom. But yes, TikTok is on
my damn phone.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Hey, welcome to the revolution.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
So now I get to watch the videos as soon
as just send. Now I'll probably be sending them exactly.
I hate I know what's coming.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Yeah, welcome to twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Well, I'm glad.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
I'm glad you can now respond appropriately within an appropriate
amount of time. You don't have to wait seven hours
to get the response.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
I use my work email, so I don't you know,
I don't have my real name. Okay, that's fine.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Well I already gave him your real name, China. You're
exact that you're worried about, China.

Speaker 7 (05:11):
I gave him your really art craps out there everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Anyway, it doesn't That is.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Very very true.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
We have a very busy show, lots to talk about,
so let's get going with Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Things, all right?

Speaker 7 (05:23):
Twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff if you're
the first one to text in the correct answer. And
for this, we'll take either the actor's real name or
their character name. Either one's fine.

Speaker 8 (05:32):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
This the son of this Walking Dead star.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
The son of this Walking Dead star got charged with
assaulting his.

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Girlfriend over the weekend. Who is the Walking Dead star?

Speaker 7 (05:45):
Be the first one to tell us that ninety nine
I'm sorry eight hundred eight seven oh. First one to
text and the correct answer gets the gift cards.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
What's that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia?

Speaker 4 (05:56):
Think?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
All right?

Speaker 7 (05:57):
The question was the son of what walk Dead star
was arrested in New York over the weekend for assaulting
his girlfriend. And the answer is Daryl Norman ritas his son, mingus.

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Ritas my brother Daryl. It's my other brother Daryl.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
So yeah, he was charged as they accused of beating, kicking,
and choking his girl.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
And pleaded not guilty. As lawyer sounds like he's gonna
get him off.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (06:27):
Well, like she moved out and said she wasn't interested
in pursuing charges. She's like, yeah, I'm out. Bye, I'm
not going to do anything. Yeah, that's it's not her call, right,
but yeah, it's I mean, it's just criminal at this.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
Point, right, Yeah, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Who's the winner?

Speaker 7 (06:44):
That would be Chris Hungate from Columbus. He was the
first one to get it right. So he gets twenty
five bucks to go spend the water beds.

Speaker 5 (06:50):
And this guys, he's got a problem too. He walked
I guess he was walking around outside his Manhattan apartment,
his cat and a bag as he threw like a
bag over his shoulder.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Oh what.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
And this reporter came up from the New York Post
and he goes, you want to watch me kill myself?

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (07:06):
I mean, yeah, there's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
Has some issues somebody.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Needs some help, and quickly it sounds like, Wow, I hope.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
He gets it.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
Yikes.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
As you're getting up and getting ready this morning, just
on a Monday, you might have a case of the mondays.
You might want to head on overseas to China if
you're like I really wish I could just have a
few more days off.

Speaker 9 (07:30):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Did you know that.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
China do to this Chinese China, China doo dooo, Chinese
retail tycoon. You don't lie now the his company paying
dong lie. The retailer has implemented something that most of
China is now implementing, and that is unhappy leave. You

(07:53):
get ten extra days just if you're unhappy.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm calling in unhappy.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yep, yep wow.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
They are trying to aim to improve work life balance,
boost morale, and ensure that unhappy employees who are less
productive take the time to refresh themselves. As it says,
so up to ten days that your management that your
company cannot deny just to take a mental break.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Maybe they're trying to make up for twenty twenty when
they locked all the workers inside their buildings and would
not let them go home. Ever, right through the whole pandemic.
Remember people were like hopping over fences and taking off
running on their businesses in China. Yep, this might be
to make up for that, Like, we know you've been
unhappy for five years years, so we'll give you an

(08:43):
extra ten days.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
I mean, they do see a boost in production and
a boost in morale and happier employees. So when you
weigh it, if you really look at it, it's like, sure,
we're giving extra time off, but we're getting more out
of them when they're here, right, So.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Well, yeah, happy, why don't you?

Speaker 7 (09:07):
I just to say, happy employees are much more productive employees.

Speaker 5 (09:11):
I think standard practice should be day one on the job,
you get a week vacation, a week's vacation per quarter.
I think you should start a job with four weeks
vacation that it will. I stand by that.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
I don't think you're wrong.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
I think it's crazy to not give people a week off.

Speaker 2 (09:31):
Every quarter, especially for some of the higher stressed jobs.

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Yeah, why wouldn't you, knowing that it's going to help
them mentally and make them better employees.

Speaker 5 (09:42):
It's like that's you're covering three full weeks out of
a quarter the week before where you're super stoked to
have a week off. The week off's amazing, and then
the week after you're like, yeah, I'm pretty glad.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
Refreshed.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Yeah, a refreshed three good weeks there.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
You know, it's a lot of companies do things like this.
They try to do things to make their employees happy
and you know, for their mental health. And then there's
the other companies that don't give a damn abount your
mental health. They don't give a crap if you're happy.
In fact, I swear some of them want to make
you miserable.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
Right, Yeah, yeah, you're a nice little number on a spreadsheet.
So hopefully, I mean, we'll see maybe possibly come around
to a company near you soon.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Nine Night seve of the Blitz.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 6 (10:31):
Our first story takes us overseas to South Korea. And
we've said it a million times. If you get away
with a crime, especially if it's like a financial crime,
and you get away with a bunch of money, then
you should live your life on the straightest and most
narrowest of lines, like do everything correct and just go
about your life.

Speaker 2 (10:51):
But it happens all the time.

Speaker 6 (10:53):
You don't this man in South Korea, this alleged cryptocurrency
scam artist who defrauded people out of about thirteen million dollars.
Thirteen hundred people were thought to be part of this
cryptocurrency scam where this man walked away with thirteen million dollars.
He has just been arrested and handed over to the

(11:14):
Sole Southern District Prosecutor's office because he was outside smoking
when he decided to give his old cigarette but a
flick in the street. Well, here's the deal. They take
littering pretty seriously over in South Korea. Wow, And a
police officer saw him and he was arrested. But here's
the thing. It was his interaction with the police saying, hey,

(11:37):
can you just let me go this one time? Please,
just this one time, let me go, And then he
refused to hand over his ID. He pretended to take
a phone call and then tried to bribe the police
officers in exchange for letting him go.

Speaker 2 (11:51):
I give you a little bit of money if he
just let me go.

Speaker 5 (11:53):
Has the pretend phone call ever worked being question by
police by police police?

Speaker 6 (12:00):
Probably not, but I've used it a time or two.
You're like oh, sorry, gotta take this, use it to
get out of a conversation or two. It has happened,
So yes, the man will now be charged and most
likely spending some time in jail. Our second story takes
us down south. We've got ourselves at WTF. What the Florida?
A woman in Saint Petersburg, Florida, was arrested last Monday.

(12:23):
Because there are those people that take Halloween really seriously, Like,
there are people out there who love Halloween. They're already
planning their costumes. They might even be working on it
in their garage, making a little something something, or they
might be swinging over to Spirit Halloween. And apparently that's
what the forty eight year old Marshall Morgan did as
she was seen wandering the streets in a hot dog costume.

(12:45):
Apparently did did a little day drinking and got mad
at one of her neighbors for parking too close to
her yard. So that's when Marcia, dressed as a hot dog,
decided to toilet paper her friends or her neighbor's car,
I should say. Apparently she was leaning on the car
and just kind of throwing toilet paper over her shoulder
left and right, just tee peeing this car. Police did

(13:08):
show up and apparently she was quite intoxicated and uncooperative.
Not really clear if she's had run ins with her
neighbors before, but yeah, police right there in the police report,
suspect dressed as a hot dog. She was charged with
disorderly conduct and resisting arrest, and she pleaded no contest
the next day, where she was fined five hundred and

(13:29):
fifty dollars and has to do forty hours community service
now to work off the tpe.

Speaker 5 (13:34):
Are we still tepeeing out there? I have not seen
a good TP job in a while. I think we
need to bring that.

Speaker 7 (13:40):
Back far it exists, because every now and then I'll
see a house in my neighborhood really oh so far.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
I mean even remember the last time I saw me there.

Speaker 7 (13:49):
When we did it, it was always to a somebody
in our class, like somebody we knew from school.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
It was always their house.

Speaker 7 (13:56):
Yeah, I mean, it was never like just a random
stranger's house for no reason.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
So I think I paid one time. One time.

Speaker 5 (14:03):
It was a blast, Yeah, a total blast, like I.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Would do it today, right, Yeah, I mean, you know,
to get the whole role to go over the tree.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
So it's drake, you gotta do it the evening before
the night before a ring.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
Oh, i'd be so bad.

Speaker 5 (14:26):
Yeah, it is a blast to do now.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I know this girl was drunk and whatever.

Speaker 7 (14:33):
But parking near somebody's yard like on the street, like
you're too close to their house on the street apparently,
why do people think you're not allowed to do that?
They have some sort of control over that. You don't
own the street. But people will get pissed.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Why they park so close to my house because they're allowed.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I don't always thinking. There was a video that went viral.

Speaker 6 (14:54):
This woman came out to someone parked down the street
and she kept threatening to go get oh this guy.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
She kept dropping this guy's name.

Speaker 6 (15:02):
It's like, oh, you don't know, yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
What is his name? Oh, you don't know the who?

Speaker 6 (15:11):
What was his name? She kept dropping it. She's like, well,
I'm gonna call the.

Speaker 5 (15:15):
Joe Joe something.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yes, Oh my god, I gotta find it. What was it?

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (15:23):
And then and then he did show up and he goes, yeah,
I am the Joe.

Speaker 8 (15:28):
Oh what.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Gonna do nothing?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
She was being a Karen.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
She thought that she could, you know, get him to
move from.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
The plant name, which is name.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:38):
She was like, this is my parking spot and he's like,
uh no, it's a public street. She goes, yeah, the
Joe and yes, I am going to call the Joe
and oh you don't know the Joe Anderson. Yeah, And
then he goes and then he shows up and he goes, yeah,
I am d Joe Anderson.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
Is that like a president her husband?

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (16:00):
Yeah, Like it was supposed to mean.

Speaker 5 (16:04):
Something some week with somebody, but not the guy who
was porked there. He had no idea who this person was,
Like he was.

Speaker 6 (16:10):
Like an assistant city councilman or something like that.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Ye.

Speaker 6 (16:14):
Anyways, that is you're not so breaking news. Nine night,
some of the Blitz. Welcome to your Monday. A high
of seventy four, partly cloudy. The entire week looks great,
right in the mid seventies all week and then overnight
temperatures getting down on like the low fifties. I mean
it's it's a little fault ish in the middle end

(16:36):
of August. Football, Yes, justin you are absolutely correct. Let's
talk about some stories dealing with the heart. The first
being if you're out there as a member of gen
Z and you're dating. Apparently they have coined a new term.
This is something people are doing now. People are being shreked.

(16:57):
People have been catfished, people have been gas lit. Now
they are being shreked.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Apparently.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
This refers to dating someone you aren't attracted to who
is a little bit below your standards, expecting better treatment
because you know, the uglier people are the nicer people, apparently,
but you end up getting disappointed anyways because they treat
you like crab too.

Speaker 1 (17:25):
So you've been shreked.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You've been shreked, even.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Wedding crashers where they were like you got to find
a girl who used to be ugly but grew into
pretty because your self esteems lowly to like hang out
with you. Yes that wedding I think?

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I think so? Yeah.

Speaker 6 (17:42):
Yes, this person, even even though they are lower than
your standards, can still hurt you or let you down,
serving a warning about the unpredictable realities of modern relationships.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
As it says in this report, I love to see.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
The person who thinks that they're better than the person
they're I'm so much better looking than this guy, but
I'm dating this guy, so he'll treat me better, Like
he's like two steps uglier than I am. Yeah, Like,
I don't know who evaluates people like that?

Speaker 1 (18:09):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (18:09):
I remember it was many, many, many years ago there
was a couple online and this young lady was a cute,
little blonde and her boyfriend happened to be of the
heavier set and people online were like, either he's got
money or yah, and it was like, my god, let

(18:32):
them be like what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (18:35):
It makes.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
You know, good person?

Speaker 6 (18:40):
Or maybe you're into the into that everyone's got their own,
you know, physical attributes that they're attracted to. Like I
don't get it whatsoever, speaking of being attractive, Kelly, I
would love to know how you feel about this, because
there was a story that's made the rounds over the weekend.
Apparently people are running back to this church in where

(19:02):
is this church?

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Does it say? I see the story from the New
York Post.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I'm trying to find out exactly what anyways people are
running back to this church because the new father, the priest,
apparently is super hot.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Is it England? Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (19:17):
And so now people are making all kinds of comments
online and flocking his church. Like I know, we talk
about men being stupid and all about you know, lizard brain.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Women can be the same way.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
I mean, if you can be taught the Bible from
someone hot, why not probably?

Speaker 6 (19:34):
I mean I will probably stick a little bit easier.
You'll have you'll have more, you know, recognition.

Speaker 5 (19:40):
Father Jordan's you want to stay church longer?

Speaker 6 (19:43):
Yeah, some people are calling him father, some people are
calling him daddy.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Okay, oh no.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
Yep, you do. We have a clip of this guy, right, Okay,
let's take a listen to what I said.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Oh, I'm Father Jordan, and I'm delighted to be the
new Vicky here at saying Edward the Confessor and Montfort
come and say hello.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
We gather here.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Regularly throughout the week, and of course on Sundays even again.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
I've been for a while. We'd love to see you again.
But this is just me saying hi to you. If
you follow us on Facebook or any of our social media,
are welcome from me.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
God bless Let.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Me get an eyeball on this guy.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Just google hot priest. It'll pop right up.

Speaker 6 (20:19):
Some people saying good looking, Time to start going to church.
Someone said, forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Someone
said that atheism has left my body.

Speaker 5 (20:32):
I think this might be how you know that being
a priest is a calling? Because this guy is really
good looking. He could probably have anybody who wants uh huh,
but he's called to the priesthood in history yeah for now,
for now a hot parishioner.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:48):
I just wonder what happens then. I mean they know
they can't have him, right, or maybe it's a challenge.

Speaker 5 (20:52):
It might be. Did you ever see the show Fleabag?

Speaker 2 (20:55):
No?

Speaker 5 (20:55):
All right, never mind that?

Speaker 2 (20:56):
Okay? Is that what?

Speaker 5 (20:57):
Well, there's just a little part of the story on
le bag in her and a very hot priest, and
you know he's very committed to his calling.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
He didn't break his vow.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Well, I'm not going to give you that.

Speaker 6 (21:10):
You know, right this this person said, lead me not
into into temptation, father, unless you're free on Friday. I mean, hey,
some people are attracted to the cloth. So if you
want to check him out, yeah, if you're at work today,
just google hot priest and he'll pop right up. It

(21:32):
can't make comments like that about a priest.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
Can you? Would you? Would you do that? Kelly?

Speaker 6 (21:39):
I mean as as a as a church gore, you
get a hot new priests, are you're going to go
more off into church.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Well, I mean, I think my husband's hot, so I'm
good with like my level of hot involvement with hot
men in my life. But if I were single, you
better believe it.

Speaker 2 (21:54):
Baby, really there, Yes, you'd be right up there.

Speaker 5 (21:57):
I mean i'd want to see what all the fuss
is about.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
Ok.

Speaker 6 (22:02):
Well, congratulations to this man being a hot breest and
fingers crossed that he can stick to his vows because
I'm sure I don't care who you are.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
Couldn't be easy.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
If you're having that much bull thrown at you, then
not easy whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Some of the blitz.

Speaker 6 (22:22):
So this past weekend I was in Colorado for a
friend's wedding and had an absolute blast.

Speaker 2 (22:28):
But if you're traveling, make sure that.

Speaker 6 (22:32):
Make sure you pack your own bags, because let me
tell you, I had the biggest scare as yesterday morning.
We had to get up kind of early because we
had to make the drive from Colorado Springs up to
Denver International Airport. But we had to drop the rental
car off. And the rental car, of course, is two
miles away from the airport where they have all the

(22:54):
different rental places you dropped the car off. Then you
got to get in the shuttle, and Dea happens to
be a pretty big airport. We had to make sure
we're up and early. We get to and as we're
getting things together in the hotel room, Nora was kind
of putting the things together and I had to stop
and get gas, which, by the way, let me tell
you about a huge conspiracy theory. There's one gas station

(23:17):
which is close to rental row of all the you know,
all the places that rent the cars, and so that's
where most people pull in to get that last minute
gas before you drop the rental car off, because you
have to return it with a full tank of gas.
This this gas station is huge, and it was packed,
and I go to use my card and the screen

(23:37):
is black, and I'm like, man, I gotta go inside.
And I was already running kind of late, so I
run inside. Guys like, yeah, whole thing shut down. None
of the pumps were working.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh, so I had to take the car back on
half a tank.

Speaker 5 (23:52):
Oh and get that twelve dollars a gallon gas.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
Yes, conspiracy theory.

Speaker 6 (23:56):
I think that that gas station has it in kahoots
all the car dealer, all the rental places there on
a Sunday morning shut the pumps off, so everyone has
to take their car back and give the gas station
a little cut of the money because you're paying twelve
dollars a gallon for them to refill it.

Speaker 1 (24:14):
Surprise me at all?

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, nothing does that already.

Speaker 6 (24:17):
That already kind of ticked me off. We get to
the airport, walking up to TSA, go to reach my
back pocket. No wallet. I was like, you've got to
be kidding me. I left my wallet in the rental car.
This is gonna be what's the stress level at this point?

Speaker 2 (24:35):
It's pretty pretty stressful? Yeah, I was. I was.

Speaker 6 (24:39):
I was not not exactly thrilled with myself that I
left my wallet in the rental car. Like I swore
to god, I was gonna have to fire festival to flight.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
I don't know what.

Speaker 6 (24:50):
I don't know what TSA agent I was gonna have
to talk to, but I was gonna have to find
my way to get on that plane and have them
like mail me my wallet. I was ready to straight
fire festival like they did for the water, ready to go.
But thankfully, thankfully, after some deep, deep digging, Norah had
stuffed my wallet at the bottom of the bag, our

(25:12):
carry on bag, and I was like, oh, thank god,
because there's if you've ever like gotten to the airport
with no type of ID, it is a bad, bad feeling. Yeah,
but thankfully everything worked out. It was a great trip.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
And you have to go back for another wedding in
a couple of months.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
So, yeah, you haven't been to Colorado. I will say this,
you've never been to Colorado before. Put that on your
travel plans. It's a place you have to visit.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
Now the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (25:45):
Most Columba City School students are heading back to class
this morning. This is the first day of the new
academic year for all grades except kindergarten. They'll start like later.
Most other students in Central Hio been back at it
at least since last week. At some point. A fast
spreading wild in California's Wine Country prompted mandatory evacuation orders
as firefighters continue to battle the blaze from the ground

(26:07):
and the air. The Picket fire in northern California's Napa
County has burned some sixty eight hundred acres since it
broke out. Thursday's eleven percent contained meantime, there is a
dire situation in central Oregon. The flat fires threatening thousands
of homes in two counties and is zero percent contained.
This blaze also started Thursday evening. It has grown in
nearly twenty two thousand acres, hundreds of people under evacuation orders.

(26:32):
Four homes have been lost so far. Former number one
tennis player Daniel Medvedev's US Open first round match last
night descended into absolute chaos when a bumbling photographer accidentally
stepped onto the court and caused Medvedev to have a meltdown. So, okay,
he's playing Benjamin Bonzie and at the end of the

(26:54):
third set, a photographer was trying to get into position
to get a shot and accidentally stumbled onto the court.
So Bonzie had served a fault, and the umpire opted
to give him another chance because there was that, you know,
little stumble onto the court by the photographer, so he said, hey,
you can redo that shot.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Well.

Speaker 5 (27:09):
Medvedev lost his mind about that, storms over to the umpire,
starts yelling at himcouraging the crowd to boo him, which
everybody did. They were booing like for a lengthy amount
of time, and he was yelling are you a man?
Are you a man? At the umpire? Why are you shaking?
What's wrong with you?

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Like?

Speaker 5 (27:27):
This guy is a real nut. Yeah. So anyway, things
end up. He keeps getting people are booing like crazy.
They ended up having it. They ended up finally sort
of calming the crowd down. The photographer was escorted off
the court. His credential was revoked from stumbling. But I mean,
you can't get on the court and this is high
stakes here. So things finally settled down. It was a

(27:50):
hard fought match, but Bonzie pulled out a win. But
in like it's the tail end, Medved had started making
this obscene gesture with his hand in his mouth. Oh dude,
it is nuts. I'm like, this guy's definitely getting fined.
We just don't know this yet. I mean, you like,
do you want to see this?

Speaker 6 (28:10):
I gotta I haven't pulled up here. I want to
see Yeah. When that's insane? You all you can't do
that hand to mouth motion.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Boy.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah, So that happens and then he loses. He loses
and goes over to his bench and just completely destroys
his racket on the ground on the bench. That's a
racket smash. The old racket smashed. So this guy, uh,
I guess he's got a reputation since the first time
he's lost it. But and he's been fined thousands of
dollars in the past. I'm imagining it's going to happen again.

(28:40):
But you just can't believe among professional athletes. Professional, Yeah, absolutely,
professional athletes.

Speaker 6 (28:47):
And you would think because normally you get you get
a second serve in tennis, if you have a fault,
you get a second serve, right, third serve basically.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
Yeah. So anyway, that happened in the early morning hours
and those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
Hey, kids, don't do drugs.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
It's the most most one of the most important life
lessons that you can live by.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Don't do drugs.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Otherwise you manned up on the Blitz Morning Show and
I was talking about you like this. British Airways flight
attendant Hayden Pennicoats is forty one working a flight from
California to London when he started becoming agitated and was
described as sweating and babbling and was then found in
the bathroom of the airplane but naked, chilling out in

(29:41):
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, you're not supposed to do that, especially of your work.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
Blood test revealed that he had a bunch of methamphetamine
running through his system. Yeah, he's been fired. He's pleaded
guilty working in aviation while impaired. That's a that's an
actual charge. Working in aviation while impaired is the charge.
And uh yeah, he's gonna be a. People are still

(30:08):
trying to figure out how they didn't know earlier. I mean,
was he that good at hiding it right?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
Because it doesn't start with myth right, it doesn't start
with that.

Speaker 6 (30:20):
But those people aren't just jumping in meth first. It's
gonna work your way up to that. Or was it
something like he did it once the flight started, you know,
snuck into the bathroom and shut up a little bit.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
What it kicks in?

Speaker 1 (30:34):
Pretty Yeah, I've never done math. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (30:37):
I mean I have I shouldn't say something such combidence.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Either, but from every movie you see, that's what they do.

Speaker 2 (30:48):
They just print and it's just.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
Getting those teeth issues.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (30:58):
I don't know, man, I'm really yeah, I'm curious about that.
How does it start? And that is this where it ends?

Speaker 2 (31:04):
Well?

Speaker 6 (31:05):
He was granted mail and apparently the uh, the paramedics
had to take him to the hospital once the plane landed.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
So we'll see hopefully he gets the hell he needs.

Speaker 5 (31:16):
But what even is myth? I know it's an amphetamine,
but what is it? Just a bunch of like chemicals bleed,
there's some bleach in there. You cook it up.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
And that's a good question. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (31:27):
Yeah, I mean, like, you know, we know what you're
if you're picking leaves off your weed plant, you're gonna
dry those out.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
There is a.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
Process for making obviously cocaine. How how are they? Yeah,
how is this?

Speaker 5 (31:41):
Did you know that there's prescription myth?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 6 (31:45):
Yeah, that's what they that's what they wean you off
of methodone when they when you when you're trying to okay,
when you're trying to get off it, they they will
give you legal meth to wean you off.

Speaker 5 (31:55):
Okay, I know what methodone is? Is that myth?

Speaker 7 (31:57):
Or is that?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
I believe? So it is? I think.

Speaker 3 (32:00):
So.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Yeah, let's see here story number two. If you are
heading to burning Man and you've got your you've got
your hookup guy in your phone, and you're sitting there
and you're calling ready to do some big time partying
at Burning Man, and your guy isn't picking up, which
is so frustrating when your guy doesn't pick up and
you can't get a hold of him. I'm sorry to

(32:22):
tell you, but David Haynes, if that's your guy, he
will not be showing up because he was just pulled
over over the weekend on his way to Burning Man.
He was on his way to black Rock City check
out Burning Man, but once he got pulled over, a
CAN nine unit did a little sniff of his van,
where he was found with one hundred and four grams

(32:43):
of crack cocaine, six point one grams of meth, ecstasy, psilocybin, mushrooms,
nine grams of molly, nine point nine grams of DMT,
three point four tabs of LSD, and multiple weight pens containing.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
As well.

Speaker 5 (33:00):
Is he supplying the whole festival?

Speaker 2 (33:02):
That's you know, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (33:04):
I think it's gonna be much quieter times at Burning
Man this year because it looks like he had pretty
much everything. He also had various prescription drugs including oxy
Cota and viking in Valium xanax, all packaged ready for sale.
They found a scale on him. Yeah, so there's gonna
be a big chunk of missing drugs at burning Man
this year. He was blue jail and is now on

(33:27):
bail two hundred and forty eight thousand dollars bail. Ho
what oh, but that's like a ten percenter, so you
need twenty four thousand to get out. He's still I
don't know who's got twenty four thousand dollars sitting around
to bails and leg.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
But that guy probably does.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
Well, that's true. If you've got all that on you,
you've probably been dealing a little bit.

Speaker 6 (33:47):
Yeah, so if you're heading to Bernie Man, I hope
that this guy, David Haynes wasn't your hookup.

Speaker 2 (33:52):
Sorry some of the blitze.

Speaker 8 (33:54):
Okay, hell of a drugs.

Speaker 6 (33:57):
Yeah, welcome to your Monday morning. Gonna be a or
just day high about seventy four should be sunny for
a good chunk of it. Maybe a stray shower. I
wanted to make sure I was fully prepared for this week.
After traveling, seeing old friends go into a wedding, I
wanted to make sure I was back on track ready
to go. So I took a little bit of extra
gummy last night to make sure I got a good

(34:17):
night's sleep. However, the gummy kicked him before I did
fall asleep, so my brain started to wander a little bit,
and I wanted to share some of my gummy thoughts
with you. On a Monday morning, Like, we had to
rent a car when we got there. We needed to
get around for the weekend. And I thought about this
last night. Cars just have way too many features now,
Like I put my rental car in reverse and it
just showed me a movie of someone getting backed over

(34:39):
with a car.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I got to cut back on the features.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
Ah.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
I thought thought about this last night before I fell asleep.

Speaker 5 (34:54):
It seems so real that movie.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Yeah, it was like a four theater. Yeah about everything,
it was like a forty theater. Heard screams in stereo.

Speaker 5 (35:06):
It's so wild.

Speaker 2 (35:08):
The way the car went, it was crazy.

Speaker 6 (35:14):
It would be it would be much more useful to
grow a second set of teeth at sixty years old
then at six years old.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
That's so true.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Yeah, evolution need to kicking gear here a little bit,
come up.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
I thought about this before I'm falling asleep. During an earthquake,
do coffins become underground moroccas well, because I would love
to hear that.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
I thought about this before falling asleep.

Speaker 6 (35:47):
Senior citizen discounts should just round the dollar amount down
so we don't have to wait and line behind them
while they sit they're and dig for change in their purse.
Just making an evening senior discount automatically rounds it out.
Thought about this before falling asleep. Since smart watches can
now read your pulse, they need to take the next step.

(36:08):
There should be a feature that erases your browser history
when your heart stops beating.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
I bet people pay extra for that.

Speaker 6 (36:15):
Yeah, it should wipe your heart absolutely. Thought about this
before dozing off last night. If Goldilocks tried three beds,
that means Mama Bear and Daddy Bear slept separately. The
baby bear was like the only thing keeping that family together.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Right Like, they just stayed together for the kid twin bed.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Yeah, they didn't like each other at all. That was
a broken bear family. Thought about this before dozing off.

Speaker 6 (36:42):
Being a grandparent's got to be so tough, Like some
baby mispronounces a word and then suddenly you're just peepot
for the next thirty years of your life, Right.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
Like I got a name and it's not Peepot.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Right.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Thought about this from now on, if I if I
have to apply for a job, if something happens here
and I just have to apply for a new job,
I'm just gonna tell that my interviewers and put on
my resume that I was like a regional manager for
Toys r US in Circuit city.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Who are they gonna call to check?

Speaker 5 (37:16):
Is Luntier interviewing right there? Yes?

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Yeah, oh yeah, I got great experience.

Speaker 5 (37:22):
Regional man entire region circuit cities.

Speaker 6 (37:27):
And finally, this is the last thought I had before
I dozed off last night on April Fool's Day, I'm
going to uh make an OnlyFans video with Nora. We're
gonna make it a little sexy video, except I'm just
gonna address as a plumber, show up, fix things, and
then just leave.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
Fools.

Speaker 2 (37:49):
All right, That's what I did, and then I was
off to La La Land. Those are my gummy thoughts.
Tell you what.

Speaker 6 (37:54):
It's been a minute since I've been to a wedding,
and so it was very excited to go back to Colorado.
See some old friends had a buddy of mine getting
married and had not too blast when was the last
time you were at a wedding, Kelly?

Speaker 5 (38:06):
You remember two saturdays ago?

Speaker 1 (38:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Recently? Yes, okay, have a good time.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
I had a great time. It was at Brindu and
Granville was gorgeous. It was outdoors and it was about
a one hundred degrees heat indecks, so it was quite
quite hot to one of those, but it was it
was a really.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
Nice We got real lucky.

Speaker 6 (38:28):
The weather was perfect, you know, even having a sport
coat on and stuff.

Speaker 2 (38:33):
It was just super nice. I think, what's the last
wedding you went to.

Speaker 1 (38:36):
I want to say it was my son's.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Oh wow, okay, so.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
Minute two?

Speaker 1 (38:44):
Any yeah, ago three years ago.

Speaker 6 (38:45):
Any issues at the wedding you went to, Kelly?

Speaker 5 (38:47):
Just the heat was just kind of something we had
to sit through. But it was it was a short wedding.
It wasn't like a full Catholic Mass or something, so
thank god. Yeah, and it was really nice and the
reception was indoors, so I wouldn't have called that a problem.
It was something you see her head. It was like, yeah,
it's we're all getting a little sweaty out here.

Speaker 6 (39:07):
Any any issues at your son's wedding?

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Thick?

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Oh, there was one, but you know, just a little oh,
tell me I was there.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
It was.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
It was one woman who didn't like another woman who
was married to her former husband and tried to start
some physical confrontation, little ex drama going on, falling into
a table.

Speaker 1 (39:33):
How did sir Kelly?

Speaker 5 (39:36):
I was there through everything?

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Were you?

Speaker 7 (39:39):
I guess it was over in the corners. I guess
a lot of people didn't see, which was a good thing.

Speaker 5 (39:45):
I mean I didn't stay all night or anything, but
I was there a good two hours.

Speaker 1 (39:48):
I saw the crash, I saw the fall happen, and
everything turn around walk.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
The other day.

Speaker 8 (39:53):
I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (39:55):
I haven't even doing it. I don't want anything to
do with it.

Speaker 6 (39:57):
This was unintentional drama at the wedding. I was at
this past weekend because they rented this great location. But
it's basically just a nice looking venue. You're kind of
responsible for it. But they have the tables and chairs,
but other than that, you know, they brought in catering.
They brought in the DJ, and they brought in their
own bar as well. And when they did that, they

(40:20):
went they bought a bunch of alcohol because they had
an open bar. So they went and bought a bunch
of alcohol to bring for people to enjoy well. During
the cocktail hour after the ceremony, they had they we
want to go and take their pictures like a lot
of brides and grooms do. And they had a cocktail hour,
and one of the things was the bride and groom

(40:42):
had their own specialty drinks.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
You know, they'll do that.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
They'll create a you can just walk up and be like,
I'll have the Angela and so that was the bride's name,
and hers was a like a like a fruity margarita.
It's like a strawberry spicy margarita or something. So they
had purchased the margarita mix. Unbeknownst to them, this margarita
mix already had the alcohol in it, but the bartenders

(41:06):
were making regular margaritas adding the cuervo to the margaritas
extra strong. Let me tell you, before dinner, we're like
noticing because I don't drink margaritas. No, I doesn't really
drink margaritas that much, but we're noticing half this room
is getting hammered. Before dinner, people are like slurring and

(41:32):
they don't it took forever to figure out, and it
was like halfway through dinner finally when they were like, uh,
wait a minute, we shouldn't be adding extra alcohol to
this margarita mix. People were getting like four shots of
tequila per margarita. Yes, there were a good twenty five people.

(41:52):
You could notice they were stumble.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
In what people had a good time.

Speaker 6 (41:57):
Oh yeah, one woman she was she had to be
in her like mid forties. She was just kind of
like in her chair, like clouds back. Yeah. It was like, Oh,
you just wrecked half this wedding party on super strong
margaritas eight ninety ninety seven. Oh did you ever have

(42:18):
or were you at a wedding that had some sort
of some sort of issue? What was what was the
wedding drama? I want to know? Eight hundred ninety ninety seven.
Oh give us a call, Shoes text ninet nine seven
of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
At a wedding in.

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Colorado this past weekend, the bride and groom brought in
their their own alcohol and their own bartenders and didn't
realize the margarita mix they bought for the bride's specialty
drink already had the alcohol in it, and they were
adding the tequila to the drink. A good twenty five
thirty people at the wedding were hammered before dinner started,

(42:57):
before it was this was just cocktail hour. This wasn't
even dinner or dancing or speeches or nothing yet. But
we just know, we just saw people just dropping like whys,
stumbling and mumbling. Unbelievable. Ninety nine seven Did you have
any wedding drama?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Blitz?

Speaker 3 (43:15):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (43:15):
Who's this? Hello?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (43:19):
Oh, I guess they don't want to talk. Okay, Laurie, Hi,
how are you?

Speaker 8 (43:25):
I have some wedding drama at my wedding?

Speaker 2 (43:28):
Okay, I was, I was twelve.

Speaker 8 (43:30):
I have so much wedding drawn that different ones. I
pitched one. So I was twelve years old and my
stepmother's brother was being remarried and the families didn't like
each other, so we were put way back in the
back of the church, which insulted everybody. So it was
my dad, my stepmom's cousin, her dad, her brother in law,

(43:55):
and I can't there's one other's kind. I can't remember
who he was. But when they started like playing here
comes the bread, I know she was walking down they said,
here comes the casket.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
What.

Speaker 6 (44:07):
Wow, that's rude.

Speaker 8 (44:11):
Oh my god, I'm twelve. I'm looking at all these
adults and kind of being entertained about their behavior. But yeah,
when we went to the reception, we were put way
way way back in the back of the ball room.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
They wanted nothing to do with you guys, whatsoever.

Speaker 8 (44:28):
No, from from the very beginning.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Well, you know what, forget them.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
I don't need that type of negativity in my life.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
Bye.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Well, I appreciate caloy. I hope you have a great Monday.

Speaker 5 (44:42):
Tyler says that her wedding lemonade mix had ever clear
in it and her grandpa didn't realize it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
Opa, that'll do it doozy for sure. Let's see.

Speaker 6 (44:54):
As my best man was trying to make his speech,
my mother was yelling in the background.

Speaker 2 (44:59):
Who's got moonshot?

Speaker 6 (45:02):
I mean, hey, if you're at a wedding and you
want to get your party on, I mean that's the
reason to have a wedding is basically just to get
all your family and friends together and just party it up.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Right.

Speaker 6 (45:13):
I couldn't imagine going to a wedding like like a
dry wedding and it's just yeah, here's the ceremony, Everyone
has their dinner.

Speaker 1 (45:20):
It happens, and.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
That's just it.

Speaker 5 (45:22):
I don't mind a dry wedding because I don't drink anyway,
so I don't care. I do want people to have fun.
Like our wedding was not a dry wedding. We had
open bar at our wedding because we know that we
have family who loves to drink. Know we're like, we're
not gonna have a bummer of a party. But in general,
I don't mind a dry wedding. I really don't.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
You don't need the Shenana games going down to me.

Speaker 5 (45:43):
I don't need something to be drawn out, and alcohol
draws things out.

Speaker 6 (45:48):
Okay, you'd rather just you'd rather just like in and out,
little dinner, first dance. Yes, I saw thirty minutes of
Bruno mars or like.

Speaker 5 (46:00):
I'd like to get to the cake if you don't mat,
if you don't.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
Mind, I'm here for the cake, not the open bars.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
What you got sick?

Speaker 7 (46:09):
When my dad got remarried, he asked me to be
his best man. Before the wedding, my friend said I
needed to be really high, so they smoked a ton
of weed with me, and I lost track of time
and showed up late and his wife almost killed me
in front of everyone. What's that old movie A Wedding
and a Funeral or something?

Speaker 6 (46:26):
Rollin says, had an awesome time in a New Year's
Eve wedding, but because of the open bar, my girlfriend
and I passed out by eleven and missed the ball.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Drying happens. Bled Who's this?

Speaker 10 (46:37):
I was subduci? Who you Tony?

Speaker 1 (46:40):
What's Tony?

Speaker 2 (46:41):
How you doing? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Did you have or partake in a wedding that had
some drama to do with it?

Speaker 10 (46:47):
Well, dude, I really don't, because you know what, I'll
just steal my usual saying what's up to the morning?
Bred steal my usual? Make your thick for it, cappy
and calling in always saying good morning.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
I know.

Speaker 6 (46:59):
That's just makes we appreciate it, man, We appreciate the
call so much.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Love when you call it, Tony. You got to say
hi to miss Kelly though.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
Kelly, you know.

Speaker 5 (47:09):
I ran into Tony at the grocery store once, and
now he thinks you don't have to stay hi to I.

Speaker 2 (47:13):
Know right now, Kelly, Hey, Tony, thanks to the call.

Speaker 3 (47:17):
Man.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
I hope you have a great Monday.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Eight hundred two to one ninety nine seven, Oh if
you had any one and drama.

Speaker 7 (47:24):
Theena said, I'm taking notes, guys, because we're starting to
plan our wedding now.

Speaker 6 (47:27):
Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely, we're in the same boat. We
actually now we're talking about it. I mean, we know
we've got uh, we've got a year because it's going
to be Memorial Day of next weekend or next year.
But yeah, we were already for some reason. I don't know,
have a lot of women do this. But she went
to the wedding and then it just kind of kicked
in full gear where she's like, well, we got to

(47:49):
start putting together a list and then we're gonna look
at this place. So we got to look at this place,
and I was like, we got to pump the brakes.
We got a year although to be here before you
know it. But still I think we're gonna do was
We're gonna send out Happy New Year's cards to everyone
and that'll be the save the Date.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
Card as well, Happy New Year, Save the Date.

Speaker 6 (48:08):
I'll bleed, ty, who's this, Steve, Steve, you got some
wedding drama that you.

Speaker 2 (48:13):
Were a part of.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
Yeah, man, So I'm the guy that called in a
couple months ago and told you that I was dating
the HR lady.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yes, yes, yes, yes, Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
So I was at my niece's wedding and I'd never
seen her dress the way that she was dressed. Uh.
And then where I was sitting, I've only seen her
from like behind.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
Okay, Uh, this isn't gonna get weird, is it. It's
your niece, right, come.

Speaker 4 (48:43):
On, Kelly, if you wanted to, it can't.

Speaker 5 (48:47):
No, I don't want to.

Speaker 4 (48:50):
So I had taken an edible and I had had
a couple of little sippity SIPs of vodka, and I
went to the bathroom when right as I went to
the bathroom, they left and went outside to take pictures. Okay,
So when I came back out of the bathroom, they
had just came back in from outside. And I hadn't

(49:11):
seen my niece face to face, and like I said,
never seen her dress like that, never seen her makeup on.
She looked exactly, I mean exactly like a girl that
I worked with, and you did we up. When I
walked up, they were all standing there, and I went,
what the death for you to do here.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
Not knowing it's your niece. Okay, I'm glad you.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
I thought you were grabbing parts or or I was
about to get really strange.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Didn't get weird. Okay, I'm very happy.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
We problem.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
All right? You need it.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
All you need to do is save save money on
wedding gifts and go buy a new phone because you
signal it was absolutely terrible, but we appreciate the phone call.
If you've got one eight seven O of the blitz
now right.

Speaker 3 (50:02):
Unless the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
A couple of big cash infusions for Intel. The US
government is definitely buying a ten percent steak in the
company for eight point nine billion dollars. The purchase is
being made with five point seven billion in unpaid grants
from the Chips Act and the rest from other government grants. Also,
Japan's soft Bank, which is a multinational conglomerate, has agreed

(50:28):
to take a two billion dollar steak in Intel. It's
meant to help the struggling ship maker build the Licking
County manufacturing plant and support Intel sites in the U
across the US, but some industry experts say this still
might not be enough for Intel to overcome its problems.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
You believe it, so this is like a bailout.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Maybe a little yeah, I guess you could call it
that in a way. I mean, if it works, I
guess it's a bailout. Oh yeah.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
But at the same time, it's also instead of just
taking money and throwing it at them, it's like an investment.

Speaker 1 (50:59):
They'll make money off.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Yes, like when they sell their shares back, right, yeah,
So hopefully it'll work out. Postal services around the world
are stopping some shipments to the US so or confusion
about new import duty. So if you're expecting something from
say Britain, France, Germany, those are among those countries that
are temporarily suspending shipments to the US starting this week.

(51:23):
President Trump signed an executive order last month which abolished
the trade loophole where goods valued at less than eight
hundred dollars could enter the US duty free. Okay, so
that's gone now. And I guess everybody's confused about the
new duties. I don't know anyway. I just wanted to

(51:43):
say duty.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
I hate getting confused about my duty.

Speaker 5 (51:45):
You filming is reduced.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Which duty is it going to be a good duty
or a bad duty?

Speaker 1 (51:54):
What style is it today?

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Filming is resumed on season five of the hit Netflix
show Emily in Paris after the show's assistant director Diego
Burrella at a heart attack and died on the scent
in front of everyone last Thursday. Can you imagine you're
getting set up for a shot and your assistant director
drops dead in front of you.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Why is my left arm tingling?

Speaker 5 (52:19):
He's only forty seven, died of a heart attack.

Speaker 2 (52:22):
That's scary.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Production pause for a day, but they're like, yeah, that's it.
You to work on Saturday. Listen, if I drop dead
here in front of you, guys, have some unfortunate stop
say that. Listen, I need you to at least take
a week, like at least through my my funeral. I
don't need you coming back on the morning show, like
in ten minutes, going.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
What are you talking about?

Speaker 6 (52:42):
I'm gonna do the not still breaking news in the
next break about.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
Don't worry.

Speaker 6 (52:53):
I now step over your body to get to your
laptop an step on it all right.

Speaker 5 (52:58):
Like within ten minutes you'll be like, we can't born forever?
Come on anyway. Season five of Emily in Paris is
scheduled to drop in December, so lucky us, and uh
have you seen that show.

Speaker 2 (53:12):
Would be a really awkward gummy thought. Oh man, I
wonder when they're going to pick her body up.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
Strange.

Speaker 2 (53:22):
I've never seen Emily and Paris.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I will haunt you if you keep doing the show
same day as my death. And you couldn't.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
I couldn't.

Speaker 2 (53:29):
I couldn't either.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Believe you.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
I believe that he seems very sincere with you.

Speaker 2 (53:37):
Would be so so sad.

Speaker 6 (53:43):
I would get a whole bunch of of bits of
honey just for you.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Oh bury me and bit of honey to bury me alive.
And I need something to sustain. Yes, yes, I'm banging
on the coffin. I hate Those are your three things
real quick?

Speaker 6 (53:59):
I wanted to give a shout out to Derek Backy.
I hope I'm saying your last name correct, sir. I
had to run out of here on Friday to get
to the airport. But I walk in the studio this
morning and there are two big Aldie bags stuffed to
the hilt with some really cool Hilliard Derby stuff like
Hilliar Derby athletic clothes, jerseys, windbreaker, yeah shirts, shirts, all

(54:25):
of it. Yeah, with my boys going to Hilliar Derby.
Now this is so so cool. So Derek, thank you
so much for bag of Derby merch. Yeah, that's absolutely unbelievable. Yeah, absolutely,
for sure, for sure. All right, I've heard a lot

(54:45):
about this event and I think I'm gonna go check
it out. But the Fortress Oldbout Zucchini Fest returns four
day family friendly festival celebrating all things zuchini. Yep, going
down to fort this Friday through Monday. And we have
got your wristbands. You're gonna get two ride passes, two
wristbands for the front of stage area, and some Zucchini

(55:07):
Fest swag as well. And then we've got a grand
prize we're gonna give away after we're done with all this,
so it'll be I'm sorry, no, no, this is These are
going to be the VIP risk bands, Okay, yeah, d
fans for the Zucchini Fest Action.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:21):
Absolutely. Here's what we do this week. We are going
to play a game called Hide the Zucchini. Who doesn't
like to hide the zucchini every once in a while.
It's very simple. I'm going to give you three clues
to a famous Columbus location. Be the first person to
identify it. At eight hundred and eight two one ninety
nine seven oh, and you're going to win the VIP

(55:43):
Zucchini Fest tickets, swag and wristbands. So here are your
three clues today as we hide the zucchini. Your three
clues are jail faith and twenty thousand. Jail faith in
twenty thousand. Are your three clues?

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Eight hundred A, two to one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 6 (56:05):
Oh, if you can tell me where we hit the zucchini,
then you're gonna get the Zucchini Fest passes.

Speaker 2 (56:11):
Blad Hie. Who's this?

Speaker 6 (56:13):
That's Denise for Zucchini Fest VIP passes. Where did we
hide the zucchini?

Speaker 2 (56:24):
Okay, good guys.

Speaker 11 (56:26):
Nothing, no, but I'm sorry I didn't hear the clues.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Oh you didn't hear the clues.

Speaker 6 (56:30):
I'm sorry, jail Jail Faith in twenty thousand.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
Oh and it's in Columbusara you said that's.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
A famous Columbus location.

Speaker 8 (56:41):
Oh nope, I don't even have no guess.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
I appreciate phone call, appreciate you playing long. Oh, blad Taye,
who's this?

Speaker 2 (56:49):
J John? All right?

Speaker 6 (56:50):
John, Jail Faith in twenty thousand. Where did we hide
the zucchini?

Speaker 10 (56:55):
Is it the Franklin County Courthouse?

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Franklin County Courthouse. Incorrect answer, No is not where we
hit the zucchini?

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Hi, blitz who's this Nick?

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
Jail Faith twenty thousand. Where did we hide the zucchini?

Speaker 3 (57:10):
You know?

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Faith twenty thousand, Matfree Stadium.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
That is right answer? No, try again, blitz Hi. Who's this? Okay,
thanks for the call, blitz Hi. Who's this James? All right?

Speaker 6 (57:30):
James, Jail Faith twenty thousand, Where did we hide the zucchini?

Speaker 4 (57:35):
Lower dot comfield?

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Lower dot comfield?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
That was it? No, that was my guess.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Blitz Hi. Who's this Tristian, Tristan, Chris, Chris.

Speaker 6 (57:48):
I'm sorry, Chris, very close Tristan and Chris, I'm just like,
all right, Chris, Jail Faith twenty thousand.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
Where did we hide the zucchini?

Speaker 10 (57:56):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Nation WAD Arena?

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Nationwide Arena used to be uh or is on the
grounds of what used to be a jail old penitentiary. Yeah,
Tim and Faith were the first concert ever event YEP
and National wid Arena holds twenty thousand people for concerts,
So yes, Chris, congratulations, you have got yourself a pair
of ride passes, two wristbands for the front of stage area,

(58:22):
plus some Zucchini Fest swag. You're gonna be checking out
Zucchini Fest that excuse me? This weekend had Fortress all beds.
Congratulations man right, hey, awesome, thank you absolutely you hang
out one second.

Speaker 2 (58:33):
We'll get your We'll have another pair of tickets tomorrow.

Speaker 3 (58:36):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 6 (58:44):
Our first story, Kelly, when's the last time you went
to a restaurant that you can think of and you
just had exceptional service?

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Like the server was.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
Just I had the exact opposite experience on Saturday. But
the last time I have exceptional service is every time
I go to Chili ver Day on a Saturday night.
We have exceptional exceptional service there. Martina is the person
who helps us out every weekend. She is the greatest

(59:17):
human being on planet Earth.

Speaker 2 (59:19):
Love that, yes, all right?

Speaker 6 (59:20):
Well, I wonder if she's anything like Ali may Wright,
a twenty six year old who works at a Florida
i hob. Yes, we have ourselves at WTF what the Florida.
This server was working at IHOB when a patron came
in and apparently Ali, her server was very much into
this particular patron. So much, so she came over and

(59:43):
instead of Hi, my name is Ali.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
I'll be your server today.

Speaker 6 (59:47):
Apparently, Ali walked up to the table and said, Wow,
aren't you a sexy See you next Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
Yes, that's right, strong out the gate.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
Take that twenty times over what we got on Saturday.
But yeah, where Saturday? I can't I want I don't
want to say. Okay, I don't want to say. But
it was not a great not a great experience.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
But anyway, so she says yeay, she came out, she goes,
you're sexy, see you next Tuesday, and then came back
with a free milkshake, which the person did not order.

Speaker 1 (01:00:19):
Oh man, you are just on your way to Kelly's
heart right now.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Where where is this?

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
I hoped down in Florida?

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
I hop in Florida.

Speaker 6 (01:00:26):
Ali May then sat down next to the patron and
began rubbing her back arm.

Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
And brests this is Oh, now you've lost Kelly, And
she was.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
Even seen resting her head on the patron's shoulder like.

Speaker 1 (01:00:42):
Oh that's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
No, you've gone too far.

Speaker 6 (01:00:46):
The victim did not know Ali May and said, yeah,
I don't know if I want you touching me that's
kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
On her milkshake brings all the girls to.

Speaker 6 (01:00:56):
The apparently, so she was arrested and leased on two
hundred and fifty dollars bond after spending a night in jail.
And it looks like there was an indication of alcohol.
I mean, if you're a late night server at a
Florida ihop.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
I mean, how are you getting through your shit?

Speaker 2 (01:01:15):
Gotta drink?

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
Yeah, you gotta drink absolutely. Our second story is a
follow up as we head out to Burbank, California, where
a thirty eight year old Chalice Crowder has been arrested again.
He's the butt sniffer. Do you remember him from about
a month ago? This guy, it was about a month
ago that he was caught sniffing people's butts at I

(01:01:37):
think it was a Nordstroms or something when he was
caught last time. This time he was out of Walgreens
where he was seen walking behind a woman and then
reaching down like he's going to get something off the
lower shelf, and then all of a sudden, the woman.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
Hears, Wow, he's he's just all up in the balloon
nut there. It's getting himself a little little sniff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:59):
Sniff stretch out for things like this, like said, I
could really give someone a very strong kick right to
the face.

Speaker 2 (01:02:05):
It's a donkey cake would just bow right. Yeah back.
This was actually the woman who got her butt sniffed.

Speaker 11 (01:02:12):
I didn't realize he was so close to me until
I heard like his jewelry or something, and he sounded
extremely close to me. So that's when I turned around
and noticed that he was right under me. So that's
when I stepped back towards the bookcase and I asked
him what he was doing, and he said that he
was tying his shoe. He was smelling me, and he

(01:02:33):
smelled another person in the store. It's honestly infuriating because
he's done this for thirteen plus years, so they know
what he's going to do when they release him again.

Speaker 8 (01:02:43):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (01:02:44):
They actually if you go to NBC Los Angeles, they
have video. This woman was at a bookstore and she
actually had her camera set up and you can see
him walk behind her and get bound and she's like,
turns around says, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
So weird?

Speaker 2 (01:03:00):
Yeah, oh yeah, this is well, here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
Addiction police showed up and talked to the victim and
then the report says they knew where to locate him,
so they just went over there, like if the police
know where you're at, Yeah, like stop, they just walked
right up and arrested him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
Yep.

Speaker 6 (01:03:17):
He was just arrested on July twenty second for the
exact same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:03:20):
What do we do for a guy like that?

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
It's a valid question.

Speaker 1 (01:03:23):
What does he say in court? You're on or I
identify as a dog?

Speaker 6 (01:03:27):
Can you like you can you? Can you block the
sense of smell? You know? You do give him a
strong case of COVID, Yes, it ruins his sense of smell,
and then they'll have no reason to go around sniffing
people's butts.

Speaker 5 (01:03:39):
And then afterwards all you smell cigarette ashes all over
the place. That happens for a while afterwards.

Speaker 2 (01:03:46):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I did not know that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:48):
Yeah, stop sniffing people's butts, all right, that's you're not
still breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I was wrong.

Speaker 6 (01:03:56):
I wanted I thought I wanted to share this obituary
with you that got misprinted. But as it turned thought,
it wasn't an obituary actually, but it was an ad
in a newspaper, and it looks to be kind of
like a small local newspaper. So I can't imagine some
major paper doing this. But someone didn't proofread. Someone didn't

(01:04:18):
or not proofread, just wasn't comprehending the words that they
were putting on paper, okay, And they actually had to
set out a correction because in this local paper there's
a picture of a gentleman and it says, congratulations George
Brownridge for pleasing fifteen women for an entire day. We

(01:04:38):
were all exhausted and very satisfied, and we look forward
to next year.

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
We all thank you well, but way to go, George.
Good on you, sir.

Speaker 6 (01:04:50):
Fifteen satisfied women in one day, all just exhausted and
very satisfied.

Speaker 10 (01:04:57):
Well.

Speaker 6 (01:04:58):
The next day the same picture of this gentleman was
released and at the top of it it says our
sincere apology to George Brownridge and staff, and it continues
on Our intentions were to thank him for a generous
holiday shopping trip which he arranged. This annual tradition is
much appreciated. Any inappropriate innuendos were unintentional, and we take

(01:05:21):
full responsibility for the ad that appeared in yesterday's paper.
Fifteen women on a shopping trip were very.

Speaker 5 (01:05:29):
Second, very pleased, satisfied and exhausted satisfied and see that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:35):
Yeah, I find it hard to believe that some editor
of a paper wouldn't look at this for the final
lookie loop before they go to print and be like,
wait a minute, do we want to add a few
more details.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
Once more employee in the mix there?

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Yeah, yeah, you're missing.

Speaker 6 (01:05:56):
You are missing one extra person to give a final
once over before you start printing out things like this.
But George, congratulations on pleasing fifteen women in one day.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Good man, right there?

Speaker 6 (01:06:10):
Nine eight seven the Blitz, imagine Pumpkin. Before that, we
had some ac DC and I found this clip I
meant to play right after we played Thunderstruck. I wanted
to play you this clip I found. I think it
was on TikTok Yes, and someone decided to do a

(01:06:32):
little mashup.

Speaker 2 (01:06:33):
And I'll tell you what.

Speaker 6 (01:06:34):
As a seventies funk fan, being my favorite genre of
music as a whole, I absolutely love this. But someone
jumped on the old computer and decided that, boy, you
know what, ac DC can get really funky. So take
a listen to ac DC the funk version.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Oh yeah, we need this as the music sad just
put this on loop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Yeah, come on now, come on.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
Too long dong, I'm glad to beat it back.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
Wow, you're bopping over there, Kelly, What do you think.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
I would be okay to never hear the original version
of this ever?

Speaker 10 (01:07:36):
Again?

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
This we were doing. My interest, I.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Love it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
Gets me.

Speaker 6 (01:07:44):
Because I've said for a very long time.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Yes, yeah, I've said for a very long time.

Speaker 6 (01:07:56):
One thing that a lot of modern music is missing
is a whole sections.

Speaker 2 (01:08:02):
You had a horn section.

Speaker 1 (01:08:09):
Yeah. I love some of that stuff Metallica did with
the orchestra. Yeah, phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
I want to I want to put this on a
playlist like this is going in regular rotation. Check if
you google it. It's just a fun version of Back
of Black. Absolutely amazing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:22):
You know, sometimes when you redo something, people aren't exactly
happy about it. We found out last week a lot
of people are not very happy with Cracker Barrel right
now because of their rebrand removing the changing their logo,
and apparently the stores are getting like a modern look
to them, more of an update, kind.

Speaker 5 (01:08:44):
Of sterile, yeah, not folksy anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:08:47):
Kind of taking away exactly what they are. I mean,
that's what they are home cooking.

Speaker 5 (01:08:55):
Uh, you know that rustic look picture of some random
fans above your table.

Speaker 6 (01:09:01):
Yeah, absolutely, just doing some plowing or something. But they
are not the only ones, because we have another company
now that has stepped up and are going to rebrand themselves,
and that's Hooters. Yep, Hooters is planning a big makeover
to make it family friendly. As the new CEO has

(01:09:23):
put it, Locations have been closing left and right. They
are in bankruptcy hearings, but they say, no, we are
not done yet. Neil Kaifer is the new CEO, and
he says that they are going to rebrand by balancing
the family friendly thing and the ton in tongue in
cheek sexy vibe.

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Are they calling themselves knockers?

Speaker 10 (01:09:47):
Now?

Speaker 6 (01:09:47):
I don't think so. I think they're gonna stack with Hooters. Okay,
but they are going delightfully tacky, is what they say.
Waitresses are still gonna wear the orange shorts, but not
the bikini style with the bottom of the butt cheek
hanging out anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:10:00):
But like hot take you are You've always been tacky, right, yeah?
Tack it up even more?

Speaker 6 (01:10:06):
Yeah, okay, pretty much they He says, You're not going
to see a bunch of butt cheeks hanging out. They
said that the the tops are going to be a
little bit looser fitting, so you're not going to get
the whole squeezed boob.

Speaker 2 (01:10:20):
Action going on.

Speaker 5 (01:10:21):
It's less tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
That's what I'm doing. I'm where's the TACKI.

Speaker 5 (01:10:26):
They're classing it up a little.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Delightfully tacky is what they're called.

Speaker 7 (01:10:29):
Okay, delightfully, So now you're just going to be a
blow average restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
That's what a lot of people are saying.

Speaker 6 (01:10:38):
Yeah, a lot of people are like, look, there are
places with better food, and uh, you know, the big
draw was you walked in for the boobs and and
now if you're taking the sports, yeah, and staying for
the sports and never you're taking that away. There are
places that have sports and better food. So if you're

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not giving me the one thing I really wanted from
Hooters being the Hooters, then what's the point.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
And it's not like they were that great of a
sports bar.

Speaker 8 (01:11:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:09):
Food was okay.

Speaker 6 (01:11:12):
I enjoyed their wings. They had a they had a
good lemon pepper rub there. The burger wasn't too bad.

Speaker 1 (01:11:19):
There's nothing like spectacular special.

Speaker 2 (01:11:22):
It's just yeah, they're there. That's the problem.

Speaker 6 (01:11:25):
Their food alone is not going to keep them afloat.
So uh, they say the hard part is and they
fully admit giving people a reason to come back to
Hooters when restaurants with better food are struggling to get customers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:37):
So are you going to get.

Speaker 6 (01:11:38):
Customers if you're taking away the number one thing that
made you a place to go? So I'm trying to
think of another rebrand? Can you thinking of like another
rebrand to say you obviously we've got cracker Barrel and
now this.

Speaker 5 (01:11:51):
But I think they made a mistake with like the
Aunt Jemima rebrand. I think they made because it was
based on a real person, Like this was a human being.
You just took off the label because of some weird
like idea that you were doing the black community of
favor when actually you were taking.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Away the real actual person.

Speaker 6 (01:12:15):
I mean, that's as like new Coke level, where's like
we're gonna ask, I know what you want new Coke? No,
we definitely don't want that. I want to know if
you can think of one, what would be? What was
a terrible rebrand? You can think of eight nine nine seven. Oh,
they were talking about Hooters rebranding now, according to the
new CEO, no more butt cheeks hanging out at the

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bottom of the shorts, looser fitting tops. Uh, just another
company rebrand. I don't think it's gonna go over well.
Like a lot of people are a little upset about
Cracker Barrel and their rebrand we talked about last week, Christian.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Christian, what was your question, man?

Speaker 9 (01:12:50):
Yeah, what are they doing with all the wall decor? Oh,
redecorate my house wall? You want to read that way
Cracker Barrel? Right, Hooters, Cracker Barrel? You wait, you want
the Cracker Barrel wall decor?

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Absolutely?

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
I want a random wagon wheel.

Speaker 6 (01:13:09):
Yeah, exactly, a pitchfork and a picture of an old family.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
You couldn't get enough of that stuff. That seems like
a are you wish?

Speaker 1 (01:13:21):
No, o, you live in the country.

Speaker 11 (01:13:25):
I live in the middle of the city.

Speaker 6 (01:13:28):
So you just want to go old school farmland in
the middle of Columbus just because Give me some.

Speaker 2 (01:13:35):
Pitchforks and some some wagon wheels and old.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
Size sticky booth.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yeah, put it right in your kitchen. Just have the
jam and honey covered booth, fingerprints and all.

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
Yeah. He wants to bring country to the city, all right.

Speaker 10 (01:13:53):
You want to.

Speaker 6 (01:13:54):
I mean, okay, well I would give them a call
because obviously they've got a lot of stores, and if
they're reading all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Of them, what are they gonna do?

Speaker 6 (01:14:01):
I mean, they're gonna set up like a farmer's market
where you just go and buy all the old wagon
wheels and stuff because I don't know where I'll do
you keep it in storage?

Speaker 2 (01:14:10):
Well, Christian, thanks for coming. I hope you have a
hope you have a great Monday. Thanks so much.

Speaker 6 (01:14:14):
Yeah, if I'm redecorating Gregor Barrel is not gonna be
the rebrand that I do.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
I would probably do rest.

Speaker 6 (01:14:24):
I'm trying to think what if I was gonna redo
a restaurant like I would probably do like a like
a red Robin. I want to like like Neon lights
running through the kitchen. Really trying to think, yeah why
not I.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Like Neon a lot in a business, I really do.

Speaker 6 (01:14:43):
Okay, what would you if you could, if you would
to like redo your your kitchen in your dining room
area and it had to look like a restaurant or
maybe or or maybe like a TGI Fridays where you
just have the most random funky stuff all over the walls.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
I can't do jun I can't do jung key like
overcrowded stuff. I don't like it. It makes me feel
insane inside, like I need something that's a lot more
like clean.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Yeah, so you're gonna do like like a high end
steakhouse or something.

Speaker 6 (01:15:15):
Maybe think if you had to rebrand your or redo
your kitchen in your dining room area.

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
But you know me, I'm probably gonna make it like
something kind of heavy metal maybe industrial, like okay, you know,
guitars and stuff on the.

Speaker 2 (01:15:30):
Hard rock cafe basically, but better, but better.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
What's that Mexican restaurant that has all the hub caps
in one of their rooms. That's pretty cool, like tons
of hubcaps on the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (01:15:41):
Local restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:15:42):
Yeah, Mexican restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
No, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
There's one at Easton, there's one at Polaris.

Speaker 6 (01:15:50):
Oh, come on, it's a famous local Mexican restaurant. Yes,
I want to see the hub caps.

Speaker 1 (01:15:57):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Okay, No, it's a I'm sure it's a chance Chewy's
that's it. Oh yeah, yeah about cap room where there's
like tons, that's kind yeah, choose absolutely, it's a little Kitchie, right.

Speaker 6 (01:16:10):
I would love to know if you're redoing your kitchen
restaurant style, which would it be?

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Seven oh, Now, the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 5 (01:16:23):
For the second time in less than a week, Villanova
University was the scene of an active shooter hoax report.
This one happened yesterday prompted police to clear buildings at
the Pennsylvania campus before investigators determined the incident was not legitimate.
Swaning call came in at eleven am was directed at
a residence residence hall. The University of South Carolina gave
the all clear yesterday after issuing an alert about a

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possible active shooter that was a hoax, and a few
days ago, the University of Tennessee Chattanooga they were also
the victim of an active shooter hoax fbis and investigating
all a holes.

Speaker 7 (01:16:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:56):
I can't wait till they catch this person or these people. Yeah.
A cargo ship captain has been arrested in Seattle after
allegedly steering his massive vessel with a blood alcohol level
six times the legal limit. Now it is lower for
commercial mariners than it is for US normal drivers. We're
a point oh eight, they're a point oh four.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Well, yeah, he should point zero zero.

Speaker 6 (01:17:21):
I agree, he can't be driving a four hundred foot
vote steel rocket.

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Now this was an eleven hundred foot ship. And yeah,
there's this cargo ship captain who's steering, and then he
has a pilot and he has a first mate, and
the two of them were like, yeah, we don't think
this guy should be steering the ship. So they ended
up calling the coast guard and taking over. Yeah, so

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as soon as they were the vessel was safely in
Seattle and docked, the coastguard came and arrested the captain.
He was given a field sobriety test and breathalyzer test.
First reports indicated that he was at a point two four,
which is six times the legal limit for a commercial

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vessel operator.

Speaker 1 (01:18:12):
Oh wow.

Speaker 5 (01:18:13):
And charges include voting under the influence, which sounds like
a blast. This, however, is not so much. It's not
really boting. That sounds so recreational to me, right, I mean,
I don't think that sounds like a blast. You're not
allowed to do that, But you know, the charge set
should sound more serious than boating under the influence.

Speaker 6 (01:18:33):
They knew there was an issue when he was just
all over the brig just like these ways have got
to stop.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
And they're like, we haven't even taken off yet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Glass out here. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
So point four is the legal limit? Point four?

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Your dead?

Speaker 5 (01:18:47):
Yes, ye are dead at point four.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
There is a disgusting, really disgusting parasite called the New
World screwworm, and it is officially in the United States.
The Okay, well, let me see if you still feel

(01:19:14):
that way when I tell you what this thing does. Anyway,
the Department of Health and Human Services has confirmed that
the first human case of this parasite. It's a flesh
eating parasite. By the way, So this resident of Maryland
recently returned from traveling to El Salvador and basically picked
up What happens is the parasitic flies lay eggs in

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open wounds on any warm blooded animal, and then hundreds
of screwworm larvae then hatch and feed on flesh and
kill their hosts if not treated. That kind of does
sound like you at human invets pctation is very rare.

Speaker 6 (01:20:02):
I can just I definitely a bet a hundred of
something is okay in an open anice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:15):
Flatten.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
Hundreds You think by now I'd be able to understand
where a news story might head from this one. I
really miss just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
That fantastic.

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
But anyway, human infestation of the screw worm is rare.
It mostly threatens cattle and they are afraid. I guess
these screw worms are making their way up through Mexico
as we speak, so, uh, Texas cattle ranchers, oh, are
on the lookout those things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:49):
Look, we've been talking about it. Everyone knows that we're
all kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:20:52):
Pinching pennies right now. We're seeing prices rise and just
trying to get by. Well, i'd be seeing some deals
because apparently there are a bunch of companies that are
going to kind of take a trip like they did
back in two thousand and eight, and they are starting
to see a rise in what they're calling recession deals. Basically,

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companies are me like, okay, yeah, things are getting out
of control. We need to kind of taper this in
now you think now right right exactly. But we've been
We've been telling you this, we've been we've been telling
you how tough it is out there.

Speaker 7 (01:21:30):
How about forget deals and just everybody lower you right exactly,
greedy efforts.

Speaker 6 (01:21:36):
Yes, so yes, they are looking at recession specials. They're
seeing it a lot at restaurants especially. That's the big
place that you're going to start seeing some deals, if
you will, or discounts being not only the fast food establishments,
that sit down establishments and bars too.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
They're seeing a lot of bars. Sorry to offer recession.

Speaker 7 (01:21:57):
Tell it's a new story about McDonald's, Like we have
to lower our prices. Yeah, we are supposed to be
the you know, the cheap meal, and we've gotten too expensive.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
Back to the Stravalu meal, which is you know, they
kind of got away from that. So yeah, keep an
eye out. You might start seeing some deals if you're
heading out to eat nine, night seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention.

Speaker 6 (01:22:19):
Yeah, let's learn you some stuff on a Monday morning.
Make you a little bit smarter than you were when
you woke up today. Replenished some of those brain cells
you killed over the weekend. Princess Diana and Prince Charles
had only been together in person thirteen times before their
wedding day in nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Really, yeah, that sounds arranged, right? Was that arranged?

Speaker 6 (01:22:42):
I mean, I don't know, but there's not a lot
of time together like Game of Throne, that's for sure.
In the capital city of Manila in the Philippines, the
lowest temperature it has ever been day or night is
fifty eight degrees fair life, and that was more than
one hundred years ago in nineteen fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:23:03):
It has never been cooler than fifty eight wow in Nonila.

Speaker 6 (01:23:07):
PowerPoint was originally developed in nineteen eighty seven as a
program for Apple computers called Presenter. Microsoft wound up buying
it for fourteen million and launching their own version in
nineteen ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:23:19):
What we now know is PowerPoint.

Speaker 1 (01:23:21):
They probably made their money back, I would.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Think so, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
The fax machine was invented the same year people were
traveling on the Oregon Trail eighteen forty three.

Speaker 1 (01:23:32):
Oh come on, how's that possible?

Speaker 2 (01:23:34):
I don't know, but that's just the facts. Facts. What
did they do?

Speaker 7 (01:23:39):
Write a note and give it to a guy on
a horse and say take that over there? And that's
what they thought the fact machine?

Speaker 6 (01:23:45):
Yeah, how would you? I don't even come on, you
gotta send a six? I mean, would it be almost
like morse code?

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:23:52):
Okay, kind of fax machineesque? I guess so yeah, and finally,
I'm sorry I said that was around yeah, but finally,
sour patch kids. If you're a fan of sour patch
kids and you head over to France, you're not gonna
get yourself sour patch kids. You're gonna get yourself very
bad kids. Sour Patch kids are called very bad kids
in France.

Speaker 2 (01:24:12):
Like same candy candy, but.

Speaker 1 (01:24:14):
It's called very big bad kids.

Speaker 6 (01:24:16):
Ye.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
Does that make it a Is that a bigger appeal
to a kid? Is that why? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:21):
That's a very odd name. Very bad kids or things
that are sour are bad.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
I'm not a big fan.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I'm not either.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
I'm not sour stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
No, I agree. There you go learning some stuff on
a Monday morning, nine night seven of the Blitz