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August 7, 2025 • 93 mins
Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Plans. Hey, welcome to a Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
It's gonna be a great day, high of eighty six,
another slight chance of an afternoon shower, rolling in. So
much to do and talk about coming up here in
ninety minutes your chance to go to Sonning Temple twenty
twenty six. We'll have another opportunity to give away not one,
not two, but three pair of four day weekend GA
Stadium passes. You can be there for the entire four

(00:29):
day festival next year. We couldn't give the tickets away yesterday.
We'll try again today. We're gonna play coming up here
shortly after seven thirty, in about an hour. Man, if
you're an OSU fan, I'm sure you've got some feelings.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
This morning we're gonna talk Game Day Evolved.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
But before we get to any of that, I gotta
tell you a quick story.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
I went. I went golfing yesterday.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
Wednesdays are our golf day date because Nora works half
a day and she loves to come out and soak
up the sun. She plays the music, makes the drinks,
all that kind of stuff. It went some place new.
I went to a Firefox, which is SOUTHI here.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
Oh yeah, commercial point, Commercial point.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes exactly. I had like a twenty five minute drive
down there.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
How was it?

Speaker 1 (01:16):
I played, like, ass, it was awful, It's awful. I played.
I played really well Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
In fact, I made a mistake because on Tuesday my
driver I was crushing the ball and I was like,
because I did something. I tried something new with my swing,
and I was like, oh, I made the golfer mistake
of going, Oh, I think I figured something out and
figure crap out, I'm spraying balls all over the place.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Oh yeah, it was bad.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
So I'm so angry leaving the course and we get
in the car. Of course, I'd never been there before.
Still learning my way around Ohio. So I put our
home address in the jeepis and we leave the golf
course and I'm following the directions and we come to
this like commercial area where there's stuff around, and I'm like,
what's that big building. I was like, that building's gotta

(02:08):
gotta shape. I recognize that shape.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
I'm looking at it and I'm like, something up of
that building has an aura. That building is talking to me,
and I'm like and then I see the side down.
I was like, oh, we haven't been there yet. We
haven't been there yet. I was like, we got time.
He's got real quick.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
We got it.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
We haven't been real quick.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
We's got to check it out.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
So we do, and we grab a drink and I
was in a bad mood and I had a drink
and they had they sell cigarettes there, and I was like,
I need a cigarette.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
The fanger, oh.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Wow, that's how mad you were.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Cigarette yes, And the bartender's like, well, you can't smoke
in the casino, but we've got three three air designated
smoking areas with games, you know, smoking gaming area. He
goes go to the one with the big one out back,
that's that's been doing really well. So we go to
the big one out back, start bouncing around and uh.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Blow, look at this.

Speaker 5 (03:15):
This just pulled out the biggest water of Cato.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
It what hit a hand pay.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
They had to come do the tags form and fill
out all the paperwork you want it playing what some
lumberjack slop sleep this lumberjack, this lumberjack.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
And the beavers just went nuts.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Every machine we touched was spinning out like at least
one hundred orreose.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
That turned the day around the day around.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
Man, Oh my god, that's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
You know what a lot of money you're reminding me.

Speaker 5 (03:48):
My dad used to go bet on harness racing and
all that side of downs. Okay, so he would come
home sometimes with a water cash, and he'd always tell
my mom he left her a pork chop, and that
is like part of the water cash.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Okay, Hey, I left your pork chop. Just reminded me.
That's a big pork chop.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
I actually I have to go back.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I have to go back today because when we were
on our way out, I stopped by the bar where
the bartender was that told us to go.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
I wanted to I wanted to throw him a hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (04:15):
I wanted to tip him for telling us to go outside,
because I don't know if I would have without his recommendation.
But he already left for the so he's going to
be back today. I heard like lunchtime. So I'm gonna
go back, and okay.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
About you. You are the mayor.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
Listen when you go back, don't turn around and gamble
it all away.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
No, absolutely not no, no.

Speaker 5 (04:37):
Yeah, this is a one stop thing. You're going to
go hand to guys one hundred dollars bill.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
You have friends coming in town this weekend from Detroit,
so the weekend's covered to day off some of the furniture.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
It is. Again, that's a lot. I mean, dude, you guys,
this is a serious lot of bills.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
How is your day, Kelly?

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Well, not then as profitable as your day. It was
nice though, although okay, well, I don't want to get
into it. Never mind, it's stupid.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Okay, I can't, I can't. Can somebody please tell.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Me where they're buying good cantelope and good watermelon? Because listen,
I try everything almost every day with that's where you
need to go. I mean, Charlie got me a cantelope
yesterday Mount Vernon at a stand.

Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's the best place.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
But like a regular gal like me in Columbus, where
are you getting good produce?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Because it's not at the grocery stores. I can tell
you that. It's starting to tick me off. I need
a good melon.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Jeez, you got a good melon?

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Look at that head that's over there. Okay, yeah, if
you know of any place to get good melon, please,
like Kelly Melton.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Please fake let's go what you got form Blize Morning
Tribute today? All right?

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff if you're
the first one to text in the correct answer. A
superstar Daniel Radcliffe. We all know him. He played Harry
Potter and all the Harry Potter movies. Last week he
was at an Ohio entertainment spot. Tell us what spot
he showed up at and we'll hook you up at
twenty five bucks to go spend the water beds and stuff.

(06:07):
Be the first one to text in at eight hundred
day two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh hey, let's get that answer for it. Blitz Morning
Trivia thick.

Speaker 4 (06:15):
All right, Harry Potter or the actor Daniel Radcliffe who
played Harry Potter in the movie Franchise, was in Ohio
last week at this entertainment spot. We asked for the
spot and the answer is cedar point.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
I saw the picture.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Yeah, yeah, he was in line with for a Millennium
Force and he was nice enough to take a selfie
with a guy, so just take it quick. He didn't
want to bring attention to it. Something. I don't know
that i'd have recognized him from the picture. Yeah yeah,
if i'd have, you know, walked past him, he had
like he had full beard and mustache and hat on
and glasses.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
You know you used to who used to go a lot?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Nor ran into him like three or four times at
cedar point when she would go every something was Jerry Springer.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Oh okay point.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
So Robert pol from New Lexington was the first one
to texting the correct answer and he's got twenty five
bucks in the waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Hey congrats, I love this. There was a new study
by setlist dot fm. If you've ever been to a
show before, I know I'm guilty. I'll go check out
the setlist. See too, where the songs are being played?
Know where the bathroom breaks are? Are they going to
play my favorite song or not?

Speaker 1 (07:18):
That kind of thing.

Speaker 2 (07:19):
Well, they just put together a big old algorithm to
figure out which rock bands have performed their songs the
most times.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
And this is.

Speaker 2 (07:30):
Basically a list that starts at minimum fifteen hundred times
they've played this song.

Speaker 3 (07:37):
WHOA.

Speaker 5 (07:37):
Can you imagine that's your job to do the same
song every show?

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah you have to. You've got to play the hits.

Speaker 4 (07:45):
Man so and you got to be into it.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
Yeah yeah, you can't just be nailing it in.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
On five and seventy times. Bon Jovi has played this
song right thousand five hundred and eighty eight times ac
DC has been on stage and played this song undight.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
And these are the songs they that each band played
dumb most out of all of their catalog.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yes, one thousand, seven hundred and sixty one times, Aerosmith
has walked it this way. One thousand, seven hundred and
seventy four times.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
The boys from Metallica have been.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
Up on stage rocking out to Master of Puppets.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Hey, guess what Metallica and talks to do two different things,
one to play the sphere to a residence as the other.
Guess what's in San Francisco this year super Bowl where
they're from, and they are talking about it. Could it

(09:13):
finally happen?

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Amazing?

Speaker 1 (09:16):
Highly doubt it.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Why I don't see that they've gone so mainstream that.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
I don't think, Yeah, I think it would be. I don't.
I don't see it.

Speaker 4 (09:28):
Man, I've been campaigning for this for years.

Speaker 2 (09:30):
Not to mention, not to mention, I'm pretty sure Jay
Z's in charge of the super Bowl halftime show now,
I'm almost.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
He puts himself in there.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
That get out that's actually the betting favorite right now.
They just released the stats yesterday in super Bowl performance.

Speaker 4 (09:46):
Yea, if I'm metallic, I'd say you're playing in San
Francisco and you're gonna put him in there?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I said, don't ever ask us, don't They probably won't.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
Let's see moving on bands in a rocked out to
their hits the most two thousand and eighty one times
def Leppard has played this song.

Speaker 6 (10:15):
Realy, they've got better songs play wrong with That's a
good list, but they.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Got better songs. That's right.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
You think this is like a what do you call it?
The encore?

Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's a mid No, No, it's a mid list, all right?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah, yeah, this has got to be there in the
last toward the end block of ages. Is a monster
song of.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Theirs, I agree, and I'm saying I have songs I
like better.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
I understand that, but this one has the one of
the most mass appeal songs they've done.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Let's see twenty three times Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water,
twenty two hundred and twenty eight times Kiss has rock
and rolled all night.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
I think you come out of the gate with this one.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
First song song right out of the game.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Two thy two hundred and thirty nine times Cheap Trick
has played this one, big old funds down.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
I saw get a fair few years back. It was
rough Man, but they did play it so it did.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Sound like this.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
I sun similar.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
All right, let's see here coming up on the top
two two thousand and six hundred nineteen times they wanted
more cow bell Blue Oyster Colton.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
I can do definite but near the cow bell in
the background now.

Speaker 2 (12:04):
And finally, what is probably the most played song of
all time by an artist in concert live on stage
three thousand ninety times. Alice Cooper has celebrated the fact
that school's out for something.

Speaker 4 (12:23):
Heard it, Sonny.

Speaker 2 (12:27):
Over three thousand times.

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Well, Alice Cooper's been touring for like seventy years, right, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
Kelly real quick, been the huge megadath fan that you are.
What song do you think they did the most?

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Oh gosh, it's gotta be something from early on in.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Their catalog.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Eighty six times.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Anarchy in the USA?

Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, he.

Speaker 3 (12:54):
Yes, this.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
I can't imagine doing anything three thousand and ninety times
over and over the same thing three ninety times.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
No, with that kind of energy, right, like, you've got
to put it all in their babies.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Are they sick of it at all?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
You know, when you talk to most of them, they're like,
if the crowd's there, they're just into it. Man, you
think about it. If you're a crowd is roaring at you,
I mean, how can you not be fired up?

Speaker 1 (13:25):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (13:25):
I don't care how many times you've done it.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
That's true. Not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
There's quite a few reasons that I would never really
move to and live in Florida. Well, one of the
main reasons would be that I don't want to wake up,
sit out back on my patio having my morning coffee,
maybe even go for a little morning swim, and have
an alligator hanging out with me.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
I don't want that.

Speaker 2 (13:54):
And that's what just happened in Saint Petersburg, Florida, where.

Speaker 1 (14:01):
Well, take a listen to the audio.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
This is a This is the most badass police officer
ever because he shows up to a call where an
alligator was hanging out in a pool and this police
officer just.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Grabs the alligator with his bare hands. Take a listen here.
I know you man, he's talking to it like it's

(14:36):
a puppy. I know, buddy, I know, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I'd be screaming. I'd be wrestling that thing.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Little guy. It'll be okay, we'll get back.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
He did relocate the alligator to a nearby pond.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Everything's fine. But just grabbed it by the back of
the neck and just picked it up.

Speaker 5 (15:01):
This is the guy you need on your team in
a walking dead type situation.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:05):
Now, granted this wasn't one of those twelve foot I
eat entire cow alligators, but still it was an alligator.

Speaker 1 (15:13):
It had alligator teeth, it was hissing, it was pissed.
Good on you, sir.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
The next story takes us over to Cincinnati, where, yet
again we need to warn people not to go visit
a doctor if the doctor is in his own apartment.
Just stop where Dual Saunders was convicted on Tuesday after
complaints from many people that well, hey, wait, this guy

(15:44):
isn't a doctor. He's practicing medicine without a license. Mellie
that his number one specialty, if you will, was giving
giving ultrasounds to men's genitals. He was performing ultrasounds in

(16:05):
his bedroom on genitals.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What was it a cash only type situation?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't know. I just I can't understand why who
where do you meet this man? And what does he
say to convince you to come get an ultrasound on
your sack in his bedroom. I don't get it. I can't.

(16:34):
I can't wrap my head around it.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
So I'll say it again because apparently it's creeping closer
and closer, because now we're in Cincinnati. Last time we
were talking about New York and Florida. Now it's Cincinnati.
Now it's right down the street. So it's creeping closer
and closer. So Columbus, I'm telling you now, if you
get approached by a man who wants to do an
ultrasound on your genitals, saying he's a doggor in your bedroom,

(16:58):
say no, Thick, I'm not coming to your bedroom. You
will not do an ultrasound.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
On my sack.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
Did he put on some sexy music?

Speaker 1 (17:05):
Oh my gosh, that'd be nice.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
That guy's getting punched if he comes up to me
and says.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
That there's just there's no way, there's just no Yeah.
Are you ready for your procedure? Oh? Just laid back
while I love this up. We'll get you taken care
of nice and slow.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Oh yeah, you're gonna tell him to relax.

Speaker 1 (17:34):
Feel the feel the censor as it slides down the ship. No, no,
this is all, this is all procedural medicine.

Speaker 5 (17:45):
That's doctor Dirk moto motive, doctor Dirk motto.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Here at your service. Oh yeah, no, no, we just
have to lift this up right here. Yes, I'm sorry, sir,
you're dealing with summer long balls, so we have to
Oh that's all I got.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
It's gonna be a high eighty five. We are just
about an hour away from your chance at winning those
four day stadium GA passes for Sonning Temple twenty twenty six.
If you want to go to that, I wanted to
play you a clip that has been making the rounds.
There's a family that has gathered on the dock and

(18:42):
on the boat as they are releasing the ashes of
a family member, and they're all gathered around. They've got
the big bag of ash obviously, I believe, like the
closest family members are on the head of the boat
dumping the ashes into the water, and they've got a

(19:03):
song playing. It's apparently the the deceased most favorite song,
and apparently someone had pulled it up on Spotify so
they can play it while they're dumping the ashes. Take
a listen to this beautiful ceremony.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
Stuck.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
This is the quickest way to clear out stack cue
the number one regular.

Speaker 2 (19:39):
So they pulled up the song on Spotify, but they
don't pay for the ad free version. Right when Frank
Sinatra ended, it went into some sort of diarrhea medicine commercial.

Speaker 5 (19:52):
Oh my god, this is the quickest way to clear
out stacktooth.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
This is the quickest way to clear out stuck. Boop.
This is what the ad said. This is Oh.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
I love this for this person and for this family,
and I pray this happens at my funeral.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
They just laughed and laughed and laughed.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Why would you know?

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Absolutely, this is amazing. I would be so happy if
this happened at my funeral.

Speaker 5 (20:22):
See, I'm planning on doing more of a big Lebowski thing.
And if they throw my ashes out, I want the
wind to blow me back in their face, right in
their face.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Yeah, yes, I mean I'm curious, though, has anyone ever
been a part of like a funeral mishap of some
sort eight hundred and eighty two one ninety nine seven zero.
If you've been to a funeral or awake or a
ash dumping and something went wrong.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I can tell you this.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
We've shared the fact that my brother is a is
a Broadway producer and one of his shows is Hamilton,
and uh what Hamilton came out? My father had or
Hamilton had been out like I don't know, a couple
of years, you know, it had it had reached its peak,
it had exploded. Everyone knew what Hamilton was. You couldn't
get tickets to Hamilton. And we did a graveside service.

(21:13):
So as we're all sitting there looking at the casket
floating above the whole waiting for it to drop down. Uh,
the gentleman performing the service while talking about the kids, myself,
my sister and my brother asked my brother for tickets
to Hamilton during the service.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
No, no, yeah, we've.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Got We've got Lori amazing daughter, blah blah blah blah blah,
and Aaron and then he does radio and blah blah
blah blah blah, and Jeffrey Zeller of course and blah
blah blah blah blah. And you know, maybe jeff could
give me some tickets to Hamilton.

Speaker 4 (21:46):
I mean that's like the definition of inappropriate.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
Oh yeah, not happy blitz Hi who's this?

Speaker 1 (21:54):
Oh? They hung up, blitz, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Have you been part of a funeral mishap before or
known of a funeral misshap?

Speaker 7 (22:05):
Yeah. So one time we were standing there while the
pall there were carrying the casket. My cousin dropped her
phone and my uncle goes, damn it, you're gonna wake
up the dead. Everyone just died.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, you can't be making loud noises. Way to dead,
I Tristan, I appreciate the call man, Thank you so much.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Kelly. What were we gonna say?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Well?

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I think I may have told this before, but we
were at the graveside service, part of a funeral for
a family member, and after it was all over, I
did go up.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
To the priest and said, thank you.

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Know, that was a really lovely you know the thing,
just said I really appreciate or whatever. And then he
got to talk in and pointing out every one in
the cemetery that he had done their burial.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
And then said, you see those over there.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
Those are two sisters who got started telling me this
horror story about the sisters that got killed by their page.
I'm like, bro, I'm at a funeral for my family member, father.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
This story and this story, but it was.

Speaker 5 (23:10):
Like really felt inappropriate, and I'm like number two, I'm
trying to leave, man, leave, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
To stick around. I'm trying to stick around at all.
Think have you ever been a part of a I'm
trying to remember funeral mishap eight hundred one ninety nine seven. Oh,
would love to talk to you if you have one.
We do have.

Speaker 2 (23:29):
Chad has been to burials at see in the name see.
This is kind of interesting because I would love to
know you kept a kind of secret. Chad said, I've
been to several burials at sea when I was in
the Navy casket and nashes. You would not believe some
of the stuff we had to do.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
I want to know.

Speaker 3 (23:43):
Yeah, we need to know.

Speaker 1 (23:44):
Oh know what you had to do? Oh you reader
this thing?

Speaker 4 (23:48):
Mike said. We fistfight at our family funerals and reunions.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Oh, okay, good to know. It's a great, great family
bonding moment. There.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
You got one eight hundred and one ninety seven. Oh,
you had some of the blitz.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
All right.

Speaker 1 (24:00):
Listen of the three things you need to know before you.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Go court today for fifty eight year old la Willis,
He's the man accused of biting off part of a
security guard's thumb at the Kroger and Marion Village yesterday.
Columbus police called to the Parsons Avenue Kroger just before
eleven thirty am. Apparently Willis had been banned from that
Kroger went inside anyway. Police say he was being trespassed

(24:23):
in The security guard was in the process of escorting
him out of the store when he became combated, ended
up on top of the security guard, and when the
guard tried to push him off, Willis bit off the
top of his thumb. I guess he just dipped down
and hung on there until the top of his thumb
popped out.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
As that's a hard bite.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
Yeah, I mean in your already being trespassed. You think
this is going to help your case? Yeah, buddy.

Speaker 5 (24:49):
The guard was taken a grant. I don't know what
the state of his thumb is that had to hurt.
Willis was arrested about two blocks away and charged with
felonious assault. I don't know the whole thing makes me,
but number one, when you need security at a grocery store,
there's a problem.

Speaker 1 (25:09):
Right.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
We already have a problem going in and then you've
got a guy who's not allowed to be in there
who ends up biting off a thumb of some guy
who's just trying to make a buck run in security.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
Yeah, I really hate this story. It makes me so angry.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
What do we do with people like that? You've got
a mental health problem, You're not allowed in a grocery store.
You're so bad? Whatever's going on here? What do you
do with this guy? They're not going to keep them
in the jail. They won't keep them in jail, So
what do you do.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
A good question.

Speaker 5 (25:43):
We need to reopen mental health hospitals with mandatory stays.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Do you see what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not disagreeing with at all.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Five soldiers at Fort Stewart and Georgia are recovering after
being shot by a fellow soldier. Authority say they believe
Sergeant Cornelius Radford used his own personal handgun in the shooting, was.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
Subdued by fellow soldiers until his arrest.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Homeland Security Secretary Christinome is the latest target on South Park.
The cartoon has been taking aim at the Trump administration
in its new season Episode one brought in the largest
share for South Park in twenty five years. Episode two
aired last night and featured a cartoon Christinome leading ice
raids and I guess there was a big production of
Dora the Explorer, and she thought she could probably round.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Up some people there at this thing.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
And then she was also shooting puppies in the street,
including Crypto.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
From The Superman.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
You gotta have a sense of humor, folks, You gotta
have a sense of humor.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (26:44):
I got it.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
I want to see what I'm saying because I remember
the season premiere was unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (26:48):
So yeah, I haven't seen either. I have not seen them,
but I heard they.

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Were laugh out loud.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Twenty fourth Sure, we are just what three weeks away
from this Saturday right days?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
Yeah, getting ready for the kickoff of the college football season.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
A lot to look forward to. Are you going to
defend the national championship? It's gonna be It's gonna be
a tough year. I mean, you're right out the gate
with a huge game.

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Yeah, we both are.

Speaker 1 (27:25):
Yeah, well, no, we got time timeout Texas Texas State.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
I mean, I'm like, how do you pick this game? Week?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
One.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I feel like it's gonna be a sloppy game. You've
got two quarterbacks making their first real starts, and it's
just I think it's gonna be just a little sloppy.
But whoever toughs it out.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Man, it'll be interesting to see the Big Tens gearing
up to be a competitive conference for sure.

Speaker 1 (27:50):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (27:52):
We know one thing's gonna happen for sure, as it
was just announced. OHSU is gonna be celebrating some new traditions.
As it was stated, tradition evolved is what they're calling it.

Speaker 1 (28:04):
So some things you have to look forward to this year.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
The victory bell and the victory bell ringer, the tradition
of Alpha Phile Omega members ringing the victory bell. The
tradition will continue by the beginning this fall. The bell
is going to ring before kickoff and then before the
storm before the team storms the field.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Cool.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
Okay, so we're gonna jinx ourselves every single game by
ringing a victory bell before the game. I mean, I
don't okay, all right, we're not starting out great. I
don't hate like change. I don't like change. Okay, let's
admit that I don't like change, but I'm okay and
I'm open to some of these things. But starting out

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with ringing a victory bell before the game starts feels
very jinxy to me.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
I don't like it.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
Who's getting paid a lot of money to make this decision?

Speaker 3 (28:58):
That's what Russ? What's the name? Ross b York.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
York, York?

Speaker 4 (29:06):
What are you doing over there?

Speaker 5 (29:07):
I'm he's trying to make up for the Jimbo Fisher
debacle that he caused at Texas.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
A and M.

Speaker 5 (29:12):
So he's coming in here and thinking he's gonna really
change things around for the better.

Speaker 3 (29:17):
Here.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
His quote is, as this process unfolded, we wanted to
protect and honor our tradition while also evolving it. To
evolving it with purpose, passion, and with Buckeye Nation at
the heart of it.

Speaker 4 (29:28):
Make no sense.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Also, what is going to go down? You are now
going to have the towel. It's like going to be
given away to one hundred thousand fans.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Okay, I don't hate that. That's nice, a little giveaway.
We can wave them around.

Speaker 4 (29:49):
Everybody does it.

Speaker 5 (29:49):
It feels copy caddy to me. It's like we're copycatting somebody.
But that's okay.

Speaker 4 (29:54):
I guess we're all a bunch of teams do that though.

Speaker 5 (29:57):
Yeah, yeah, but it just feels like, why do we
like we don't need to curious.

Speaker 2 (30:01):
Here's the thing, though, I'm curious as to how many
season ticket holders there are for RSU games, because they're
gonna hand out approximately one hundred thousand towels at the
Texas game, the opening game of the season, and then
you're going to be reminded to bring them back to
all future games.

Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
I promise you will easily be able to go on
their website and buy one, I promise.

Speaker 1 (30:23):
Okay, what else is on the list? Oh?

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Well, the block Oh, the North BLOCKO has been moved
to the counterpart South stands, forming one United Unified block.

Speaker 5 (30:38):
Oh okay, so we'll just have one block oh ye block,
which is fine.

Speaker 3 (30:42):
That's fine, And.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Probably the biggest change is no more hang on sloopy
or let me rephrase, let me rephrase. It's not going
to be the traditional between third and fourth quarter play.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
They're gonna they said they're gonna play it. They just
don't know when.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (31:06):
For like, aren't we mired and proud of tradition? So
what are we what are we noodling with here? They
also said, oh, they are moving the band from the
south stands into the north end zone, which fine.

Speaker 4 (31:22):
Yeah, you gotta make room for the other block.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Oh well, that's why.

Speaker 5 (31:25):
They're moving the block o out so they can put
the band over there. And they said it's gonna be
louder if they're playing.

Speaker 3 (31:30):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (31:31):
Yeah, I can see that.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I don't know why. It's the south stands are closed.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
Now.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's all closed, so it's.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Not like, well, here's the thing you're instead of instead
of the tradition of hang on sloopy between the third
and fourth quarter to get everyone's singing and dancing.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Uh, they're now They're still gonna play it. They just
don't know exactly when. What we do know is they
are going to now inject a news song.

Speaker 1 (32:00):
They say at the heart.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
Of the new game day anthem is going to be
Columbus's own band camp c A A MP and your
new not fight song, but your new hype song is
a song called Ohio, let's jam out to some football music.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
From from Tawdry? What what this is your football hype song?

Speaker 4 (32:41):
Okay, Ohio, treat me well.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
Yeah, I don't know Rosby Ork.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I don't know where's he from. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (32:53):
We came here last year from Texas, but I really
butchered things over there.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Does he not understand what we do? That's my question.

Speaker 3 (33:01):
The thing is is football, College football.

Speaker 5 (33:03):
Is really steeped in tradition. Every every program is right.
We all have our traditions, and we love our traditions.
You might as well tell me that we're getting rid
of Carmen Ohio after after a game. That is like,
we do that every single year and we are getting
rid of that.

Speaker 3 (33:20):
No, they'll still do Carmen Ohio. And I'm glad of that.
And I don't care about the towels.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
And as long as you play hang On Sloopy, you
know that's fine.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
But what is this?

Speaker 4 (33:31):
This is gonna play in place of Sloopy?

Speaker 1 (33:37):
Apparently all you could.

Speaker 2 (33:38):
Afford was and Sons w You couldn't get Mumford, you
just got and Sons don't hate this.

Speaker 5 (33:45):
I'm sure this band has got his fans and all
that stuff, but this is it. This song I can't
even understand. I can't even be sure they're saying, Ohio,
oh yeah, it's so mumbling, what are we doing here?

Speaker 4 (33:58):
You know you talk about Karmenoho. Maybe we get rid
of Carmen Ohio and we'll replace it with this other
camp camp song called Ohio's ugly.

Speaker 5 (34:07):
Oh, this is the man we're celebrating.

Speaker 4 (34:12):
This is camp.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Can I just tell you it's not a fan I am.

Speaker 3 (34:19):
Less ohios ugly.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
You guys can play that when we have the game
camp song Ohio.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
Oh song, it's all fields, I know.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Why don't you head down to southern Ohio. It's gorgeous
down there. Eastern Ohio is beautiful. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1 (34:47):
Hey byeye vans enjoy yours?

Speaker 4 (34:51):
Go back to here?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
A new fight song. I want to hear the Ohio again.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
It's not a new fight song.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Okay, sorry, you're right, it's your new height song.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Why I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
We supposed to sing along, probably probably sing along. Yeah,
I think they want that. I won't think they want
the whole crowd to jump up and down.

Speaker 1 (35:22):
It's like this, Oh oh, that's what they want.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Although anytime, anytime you guys get hyped up and I
see this, I'm only gonna think of one thing.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
You sure got a pretty mouth.

Speaker 4 (35:47):
You're really enjoying this, aren't you oh so much?

Speaker 1 (35:50):
Good for you so much? I mean, maybe it'll become
a new thing, maybe maybe it'll be hype.

Speaker 4 (36:00):
It won't.

Speaker 1 (36:01):
We won't allow it, you know.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
We in twenty fifteen, twenty fourteen or twenty fifteen, Michigan
started a new tradition and we got our song that
we played between the third and fourth period.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
To mister Brightside, that was new. I mean, it's it's
ten years old, he said, So okay, consolutely.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
May I just add one suggestion that should have been
at the top of the list. If you're going to
change anything at Ohio Stadium, why don't you help us
out with that horrifying Wi Fi in the stadium?

Speaker 3 (36:31):
It is crazy. Do you know how many times you
get kicked off the Wi Fi there because it's just.

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Too many, too many people.

Speaker 5 (36:37):
All that's fine, you want to solve a problem, there's
a problem to solve.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
Let's see Carrie, Denise.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Doug trying to go through one, one, two, seven all
text messages.

Speaker 1 (36:54):
No, this is not satire. I know this report is
coming from a Michigan fan, but I'm not making this up.
This is all true. Tradition evolved is what it's called.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
I was a part of this on the news last night. Yeah,
so this person, when we're getting rid of sloopy, how can.

Speaker 5 (37:08):
We Richard says, you want to celebrate like an Ohio
band or a Columbus band.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Why don't we have twenty one pilots right of something?

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (37:16):
I mean, honestly, if we're.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Looking at an original, yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Not a ban jo tune? What are we doing here.

Speaker 1 (37:25):
One more time?

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Now?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
No, you can't play sloopy anymore because that's not gonna
be your third, third, and fourth beriod song anymore.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
You have to stick with and we don't need them.
We just need and sons.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
Oh can we get.

Speaker 5 (37:43):
Someone who kind of sounds like Chris Stapleton but is
really not as good?

Speaker 3 (37:49):
No, I don't want to bag on this band though.

Speaker 5 (37:52):
I'm sure they're great for what they're doing and that
genre of music.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
I'm sure they've got a ton of fans. Yeah, but
this does not seem like a medium song, does it.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
I don't. I don't think somebody it.

Speaker 3 (38:03):
I mean, we're wanting to.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Go from.

Speaker 5 (38:07):
Everybody's sick of Granted we're tired of it, but it's
something like it's something to get involved in. Everybody gets
into it. You're all jumping up and down.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I'm like, oh what, oh, okay, it's all right. Let's
see how it goes, folks. Maybe it'll turn out to
be better than we don't judge.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:28):
We might expect it to not be good. Did they
think it just because it's aid Ohio in it?

Speaker 1 (38:37):
I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
We do the pretenders then huh.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Let's uh, let's wait and see how your season back.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
That's what you do, you would think unreal.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
Thumbs up to the OSU Athletic Department and Ross York.

Speaker 4 (39:00):
That guy, I want to know where he's from, why
he thinks this is I would love to sit down
and talk to him right now.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
I have many questions. Let's make some phone calls. Maybe
we'll get him on the show and see what he
has to say. Good luck this year.

Speaker 2 (39:14):
It's Thursday. You're up and around. Maybe the morning isn't
going the way you had hope, or maybe the entire
week so far has just kind of been a letdown. Well,
I'm gonna try and make it feel a little bit better.
As we do every Thursday, visit one of my favorite
websites called f my life where people go on and
just admit things that are going wrong in their lives
so you can feel better about yours. Like this person
who says today, I have a better relationship with the

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machinery I've given names to at work than my actual coworkers. Oh,
Paully Depress, you're so You're so nice to me. I
really like you. This person says today, I started having
chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was
having a heart attack, and I asked my husband to
take me to the hospital. He told me to wait

(39:57):
because he had just ordered a pizza.

Speaker 1 (40:01):
That might be I.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Don't have grounds for divorce, but definitely a conversation about Yes,
it is definitely something to note.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
I think that is what you call a red flag.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Yes, today my boyfriend dumped me.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
He said he would have done it two weeks ago,
but he needed someone to drive him around while his
car was getting repaired.

Speaker 3 (40:24):
I think that part out loud.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Yeah, I don't know why you have.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
To admit that part, but I know there have been
a lot of people who have like delayed breakups, like
through the holidays because they need a date to a
wedding or something. I know people have definitely right, That's
exactly what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (40:45):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Let's see this person says today I had a sneeze attack.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
While my nose was bleeding. Now my living room looks
like a crime scene.

Speaker 2 (40:58):
Today, my girlfriend I woke me up by saying, good morning.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
We're going to be vegans from now on.

Speaker 4 (41:07):
The hell we are about we just break up?

Speaker 1 (41:09):
Yeah, enjoy your tofu.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
What do you mean we got a frog?

Speaker 1 (41:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Today I reached into my closet to get ready for
the day when something hairy tickled my hand. Imagine my
shock seeing a fully grown wolf spider staring at me
down from the coat hanger. I grabbed the can of
bug spray and let him have it. Half the can later,
I have now destroyed almost all the clothes I know.

Speaker 1 (41:33):
Worth it to worth it? Have you ever?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
Like?

Speaker 5 (41:37):
I had a wolf spider inside a cupboard hanging onto
the cupboard door.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
So every time you opened it, it was like every time.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
I did it once.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
But then it's like, what do you do? Because the
cupboard isn't s tenary? And I took my shoe off,
I hit it. The cupboard flew backwards, the wolf spider
dropped down and was still.

Speaker 1 (41:59):
A lot took off. Did you get it or.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
I got it? You better believe it would have ran.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Away, like under the carpet. You're leaving.

Speaker 3 (42:09):
I mean, you know, obviously not leaving, but I am spraying.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
I am unloading a can of spider spray everywhere.

Speaker 2 (42:15):
Bomb the house, move out for a week, yeah, bombhouse today.
My husband has been out of work for a week.
The only text out of town for a week. The
only text I got from him was, I didn't take
a poop today.

Speaker 3 (42:30):
Sometimes you got to talk it out.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Sometimes you do, sometimes you do. I would say the
same thing I would admit if I hadn't pooped today.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
That's when you know you're clothes. You don't have to
small talk, just get right to the point.

Speaker 1 (42:43):
Right to the point. Oh, Nora knows. I have a
poop song when I'm on my way, when I'm on
Gramophone and I'm like, oh, the poop we go, We're
going to take the poop. Today.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
I finally figured out who my girlfriend reminds me of
when she wears her glasses.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
They care newman from Seinfeld. I can't unsee it.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
And finally this words and says today I was sent
to the counselor, who had already informed the cops because
I refused to take off my wrist bands. They thought
I had cut my wrists. Actually, I was trying to
hide handcuff marks from my kinky loving session with my husband.
I had to explain to the cops, counselor, college professors,

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and two.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Of my classmates what was going on.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Oh my god, who.

Speaker 2 (43:33):
Got to make sure you have the key to those things?
Don't make them too tight, they will leave marks. I
hope you feel better about your wig. That's f my life.

Speaker 4 (43:40):
What nobody said my favorite football team has now started
playing folk music at the game.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
No, nobody said that.

Speaker 4 (43:46):
Nobody said said that, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (43:51):
We don't know the bands, we don't know the parking,
we don't know the camping. What we do know is
sounding temble twenty twenty six will happen.

Speaker 1 (43:58):
That's what we do know. And what we do know
is that we want to send you. We don't have one,
we don't have.

Speaker 2 (44:03):
Two, but we have three pair of four day stadium
ga passes up for grabs right now, which means we're
gonna play everybody'savorite game show. Don't blow up for everyone
Kelly's already like rubbing her hands together.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
This game so much it's it is high stakes.

Speaker 2 (44:20):
We tried yesterday a few rounds, didn't get a winner,
so we're rolling it over to today.

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Now.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Look, I did someone text in yesterday and said this
game should be called we don't want you to win.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
No, that's not true at all. We want you to win.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
We're dying for you to win.

Speaker 2 (44:34):
But I'm not gonna ask you what's two plus two?
When we're giving you almost one thousand dollars in concert tickets.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
You've got to know some trivia.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
Yes, you gotta earn them.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
And to be fair, one of the trivia questions that
was missed last week was James Hetfield is the lead
singer of which band?

Speaker 3 (44:51):
Now come on? Which will get easier than that?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
And yes?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
So this these rounds of questions are the difficulty has
turned up a scoach because this is a big, big thing.
A pair a four day stadium ga passes. Let's get
our first team on the phone. Blitz, Hi, who's this? Hello?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
Blitz bred Fred Brad Yes?

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Which one?

Speaker 1 (45:20):
Yeah? Correct?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Frederick? Frederick? All right, Fred, all right, you hang on
one second. We're gonna find your teammates here, blitz Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Hey? Good morning Nick?

Speaker 4 (45:30):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (45:30):
All right, Nick, hang on, we need one more contestant.
Blitz Hi, who's this Tim?

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Tim? Yes? Tim? All right?

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Fred, Nick and Tim playing together as a team for
don't blow up for everyone? This is how the game works.
You are each gonna get your own question. You cannot
help each other out. If all three of you get
your question correct, all three of you are getting four
day stadium ga passes for sounding temple. If one of
you get your question wrong, you have blown it for everyone.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
No, goodbye, no, thanks for playing, No, have a great day.
We just give you the dial tone. So here we go.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Fred, you called in first, which means you do you
start us off? Your question Fred, for don't blow up
for everyone? Is what is the planet between Earth and Mercury?

Speaker 1 (46:21):
Ourt is not correct? Kelly? Do you have a guess?

Speaker 3 (46:29):
I don't know the planets order Earth Saturn.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Between Earth and Mercury. Uh, it's the second one.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
So it's oh my god.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
You guys, I am you guys have the dial tone too.
I'm just having a brain fart.

Speaker 5 (46:52):
Wait wait a minute, Mercury Venus, Yes, yes.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Yes, Venus. Geez all right, let's try again. Blitz Hi,
who's this Winton? Quentin? Yeah, all right, Quentin, hang on,
Let's get you some teammates. Blitz Hi, who's this?

Speaker 7 (47:09):
Good morning?

Speaker 1 (47:10):
Randa?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Randa, Randa, you hang on one second, One more contestant, Blitzai.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
Who's this?

Speaker 7 (47:16):
Sandra?

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Sandra? Quentin Randa, Sandra? All playing for four days? Stadium
Ga passes for Sonic Temple. You cannot help each other out,
So here we go, Quentin, your question is today. In
seventeen eighty two, George Washington established an award given exclusively

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to soldiers wounded in combat called what Heart?

Speaker 1 (47:44):
That quick answer?

Speaker 3 (47:45):
Purple heart?

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Why did two weight? Did you get help? Who else?
Who else was in there? I heard two answers?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Somebody said heart?

Speaker 1 (47:52):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (47:54):
Was that you? Randa?

Speaker 4 (47:56):
Oh? She said, at the same time.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
Oh, that's okay. It was simultaneous.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
That it was only Quinn.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
All right, Randa, Randa, this question is only for you, okay,
No one else's answer only random. Here we go, Randa,
Your question is Quentin? You correct answer, You're off the look.
Here we go, Random. Mike Trout is celebrating a birthday today.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
He's one of the best players today in which sport.

Speaker 7 (48:23):
Tell me the name.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
I'm sorry, Mike Trout.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
That three seconds.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Well, I mean, I get it.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
I understand his last name is Trout. I guess that
is not the correct answer.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
No, Kelly, do you know the answer baseball is a
correct answer? Yes, one of the best players to say
in baseball. All right, I'll try.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
One more, one more. We have to please, We'll do
it now.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
We'll hang out, we gonna We're gonna play a song.
We'll come back. We're gonna do it again. Okay, we
are gonna do it again.

Speaker 2 (48:59):
So if you want to try eight ninety nine seven, Oh,
don't blow for everyone?

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Four days Stadium.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
GA passes for Sonic Temple twenty twenty six. We will
play again about three and a half minutes and seven
the Blitz four day Stadium GA passes for Sonic Temple.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Up for grads. We're trying to get these tickets away.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Have not done so yet. We are playing don't blow
for everyone. We've got our next team ready to go. Jenny, Bobby, Christine,
good morning everyone.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
How are you all right? Here we go.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You cannot help each other out. You will each get
your own question. Let's see how you do, Jenny. You
called in first, so we start with you, Jenny, Jenny alone.
Your question is Spaceballs is a mel Brooks movie that
is a spoof of what other.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Movie star wars.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
That is quick, Jenny, you are off the hook. Bobby
gives us seal approval. Nice all right, Bobby. Now that
was nice Bobby, But now you have to do your part.
Here we go Bobby and only Bobby. Your question is
what is it called if an animal eats both plants
and animal based food?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
So I can hear you animal, What what is it
called if.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
An animal eats both plant and animal based food?

Speaker 4 (50:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (50:19):
That's a bore for.

Speaker 7 (50:23):
Uh, it's omni.

Speaker 1 (50:24):
Oh okay, you got there.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
It's a bore's you got it.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
You were there, all right, Christine.

Speaker 2 (50:33):
That means all of the pressure falls on you, Christine Press.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
It is up to you.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Either Jenny, Bobby and Christine are going to Sunny Temple
twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
Six or game is over.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Here we go, Jenny, Christine, what number iPhone.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Are we on? Number? What? What number iPhone are we on? Oh?

Speaker 3 (51:02):
Mean answer seventeen seventeen. It's not seventeen sixteen.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
You changed your answer.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
That's what I would have guessed.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Seventeen, yes, sixteen. No, seventeen hasn't come out yet.

Speaker 4 (51:20):
Oh oh yeah, it doesn't come out till later this year.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
I've owned sixteen.

Speaker 5 (51:26):
No, No, that's a heartbreaker.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
All right?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Well, oh oh I feel sick.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
One more try and that's it?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
Oh that is brutal?

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Is this? Sarah? Is this? Is this? Sarah? Hi? Eric? Hello? Hey,
and I'm sorry? Who's our third? Sarah?

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Eric? And Joe?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
I'm sorry, Joe, I forgot to write a name down?
All right, Sarah, Eric and joey' all three?

Speaker 4 (51:53):
There?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Hi? Right, Sarah you're there, I'm here.

Speaker 3 (51:59):
Eric you there? No, Eric, Eric? All right?

Speaker 1 (52:03):
Eric? Hello here. Oh he's baking up bad all right?
And Joe you're there. He's just going on.

Speaker 7 (52:13):
Joe.

Speaker 4 (52:15):
Okay, we lost.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
We got to hang up on Joe. We gotta find
someone else. Eight hundred one ninety nine seven. Oh, let's
go with this one. Blitz, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 1 (52:25):
What is going on with our phone?

Speaker 4 (52:26):
I don't know? Hello? Hello, Hye?

Speaker 1 (52:29):
Who's this? Christ No? Christine, No, you got your question rolling?
You can't play again. I'm sorry, Christy, you got right?

Speaker 2 (52:40):
Kelly, give me another chance, Kelly, yeah, you'll be judged.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Jerry an executioner here. What do you think Christine can ELEGI?

Speaker 3 (52:47):
She got through, she got okay?

Speaker 2 (52:50):
All right, all right, Kelly, Kelly says, yes, Christine, okay, Sarah, Sarah, Eric,
And well here's the problem, Christine. You're the third contestant again,
so it may all fall on you once again. And
if you blow it for two teams, yeah, that's it.

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Today you may be the most hated person in Columbus.
You blow over two teams.

Speaker 4 (53:09):
To go with your first instinct. Don't change your answer again, Sarah.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
We start with you. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Don't blow for everyone, Sarah and only Sarah. As we
get ready for OSU football, The Horseshoe holds one hundred
and two thousand, seven hundred and eighty people. There are
seven other other college stadiums that seat over one hundred
thousand people. Name one of the seven other stadiums or teams.

Speaker 1 (53:38):
Michigan, Michigan, that would be.

Speaker 2 (53:41):
The big house, the biggest of them all, one hundred
six and one. Very good job, Sarah, Eric, We move
on to you, Eric and only Eric.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
Are you there? Eric?

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Here? Here? All right? I hope we get your answer.

Speaker 2 (53:57):
A chocolate bar consisting of nougat top with caramel and peanuts,
all encased in milk chocolate is the description of what
candy bar.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
But we cannot hear you. What are you saying?

Speaker 4 (54:12):
Sam?

Speaker 1 (54:12):
You're gonna lose this game for everyone? Eric? What did
you say?

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Buddy? We cannot hear you. What do we do here?

Speaker 1 (54:23):
Hang up on Eric.

Speaker 2 (54:23):
I'm not gonna blame Sarah and Christine for Eric's poor far.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I'm sorry, Eric, I really.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Want you to play, but we just can't understand the
words you're saying.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
Blad t Hi, who's this?

Speaker 6 (54:36):
Cheryl?

Speaker 1 (54:37):
Cheryl?

Speaker 2 (54:38):
All right, Cheryl, you got lucky. You're jumping in mid
game here. So Sarah has already answered a question.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Cheryl is Tad tagging in for Eric.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Yeah, you're a mid season replacement.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
Season made a trade. Cheryl comes to the team. So, Cheryl,
are you ready for your question?

Speaker 7 (54:55):
I'm ready?

Speaker 1 (54:56):
All right.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
A chocolate bar consisting of new it topped with caramel
and peanuts, all encased in milk chocolate is the description
of what candy bar.

Speaker 3 (55:07):
That is.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
Good job.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Cayl jumps in, makes the save, and now we're on
to Christine.

Speaker 4 (55:17):
Oh no, here we go.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
Oh girl, you know how hard I'm pulling for you.

Speaker 1 (55:21):
Girl, Christine? Here we go yet again? Goosy.

Speaker 2 (55:28):
I think Sarah was talking to Christine. I think or
was that Christine calling me goosey? Oh no, Sarah, Christine? Okay,
all right, Christine? Are you there?

Speaker 3 (55:38):
Christine?

Speaker 4 (55:40):
No?

Speaker 1 (55:41):
What Christine? No? What is happening here?

Speaker 3 (55:49):
Christine? Okay? Come, I guess we gotta move on?

Speaker 1 (55:54):
Move on?

Speaker 4 (55:55):
Oh no, I'm saying, Wait, who's on?

Speaker 1 (55:59):
I don't know who's on?

Speaker 4 (56:00):
What line?

Speaker 1 (56:03):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (56:03):
Christine called him last? Right, she called in to get on.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, Cheryl called in to get on last. I think
Christine's line number one? What a train wreck? Christine?

Speaker 3 (56:14):
Is there any blinking line there?

Speaker 1 (56:16):
We we just got to take one. We got to
hang out by Christine. Christine says, I hear you.

Speaker 5 (56:21):
She's hear oh, she says, I hear you here, I
hear you.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Take your phone off. Mute Christine? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Or are we muting you?

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Why are we not hearing her? I can't believe this is happening.

Speaker 1 (56:34):
All right, text my answer?

Speaker 4 (56:36):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
Can't you better?

Speaker 1 (56:38):
All right? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (56:39):
You better be real quick because I don't want it.
I don't want any googles.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
Going on she's gonna hear you live. Okay, here's live.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Okay, here's live right now. Okay, she can hear us, Christine,
here we go. It's not this is insane. Here's your question.

Speaker 2 (56:54):
Hans Gruber is the villain in what movie?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
We can do it?

Speaker 1 (57:01):
Come on, Christine text that answer. Han Scruber is the
villain in what movie?

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Your phones aren't working? Someone said, Okay.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I don't know what is going on, but you know
what Sarah ryl Christine on the sloppiest ugliest game everyone ever. Congratulations,
you're all getting a four day stadium gips. Christine text, yay,

(57:41):
getting end this sweep out of this. Do something all
of you.

Speaker 4 (57:46):
Don't hang out, you just hang on the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (57:54):
The Columbus Zoo is suing Liberty Township over a proposed
tax on admission. Remember we were talking about how they
were going to tack on an extra dollar to your
zoo admission to pay Liberty Township said they needed that
money so that they could pay to cover the cost
of MS and fire services to the z All right,
so they're like, hey, we're charging you an.

Speaker 3 (58:13):
Extra buck to cover that. Well, Uh, the zoo is like, uh, no,
you're not.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
They said their own staffers respond to ninety seven percent
of medical incidents at the zoo. U, no hard pass,
we're suing you. You are not charging an extra dollar
to our customers. So they Yeah, the zoo filed suit
this week, and they say they do not want their
guests paying for something that they rarely use.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
But and again, are whoever they come to take care
of aren't they going to charge that person's insurance company?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:49):
I don't know. It all seems like a little bit
of a money graph done. The more you talk.

Speaker 4 (58:54):
About it, I thought, well, let's do this. You just
thought you could.

Speaker 5 (58:58):
A US Army soldier accused to send classified info to Russia,
Taylor Adam Lee, was arrested yesterday while on active duty
at Fort Bliss in Texas. Federal prosecutors say he sent
technical information about the M one A two Abrams tank
to someone that he thought was a Russian intelligence officer.
What are you doing, Sun, Yeah, so this guy's in

(59:23):
massive trouble.

Speaker 4 (59:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (59:25):
Can't do that.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
You can't do that. Huh that's illegal.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
That is one of NASA's too previously.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
Well, real quick though, what I want to know. What
information is he sending.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
Is it like, if you shoot a missile right down
the hatch, it will explode the entire dusk star log.
What information are you sending about the tank?

Speaker 4 (59:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
I mean, Graham, you can't do it anyway, said technical information.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Yeah, if you shoot a bullet right down the turret
of the tank, he'll hit the person inside.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
You get right up the b hole right, yes, the
sky high?

Speaker 1 (59:58):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (59:58):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:00:01):
One of NASA's two previously stuck astronauts has retired from
the Space Agency less than five months after his unexpect
unexpectedly long space flight came to an end.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Can you imagine?

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Okay, Butch Wilmore is the one who decided he was done.

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
He's retiring. He's sixty two years old. But you know,
over the months that he was stuck up there, he
was like, the minute I get out of here, turning
my papers, this is it, this is it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:30):
I've been in the same underwear for months. I'm not
doing this anymore. Yes, the two Butch Wilmore and Sonny
Williams launched last summer as test pilots on Boeing's first
astronaut flight. And what should have been just a week
long trip to the ISS turned into a stay of
more than nine months because of Boeing's malfunctioning star Liner.

(01:00:50):
Of course, the two came back to Earth in March
with SpaceX and Sonny Williams is still with NASA, so
apparently that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:59):
Wasn't enough too. I don't know, would you go back
up if you were stuck for nine months?

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I don't know, probably not, because I'd be like, I've
had my fill, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Nine months was long enough? Been there, done that sort
of thing.

Speaker 3 (01:01:12):
Yeah, Like now you can sort of be a consultant.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
Camp right, exactly?

Speaker 3 (01:01:17):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:01:20):
We love our friends at Nationwide. I love walking down
This is all I do hate though. I hate that
when Nora and I go visit High Street and we're
enjoying ourselves on like a Friday date night walking up
and down High Street. You've got you've got High Street
and parts of High Street that we like, and then
you have to walk the three quarter of a mile

(01:01:43):
gap that's the Nationwide building.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
Yeah, to get.

Speaker 2 (01:01:48):
To the other side of High Street where all the
other activities that's the plaza. Yeah, yeah, come on, But no,
we love nationwide and they just released their twenty twenty
five ham bone nominee. You know the handbone noddies aren't
The handbone nominees are the strangest ways pets have injured
themselves in the past year.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
No, okay, no something, These are really fine. Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
Wash is A is a mutt in Tennessee who got
sick because he couldn't stop eating cicadas. This owner has
no idea how many eight, but every time he was
just munching and got sick.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Maddie is a bulldog in Virginia that ate a preserved alligator.
Problem with that is taxidermis used toxic chemicals, so her
owner had to take her into he get looked at.
Wow u Zaia is a dog in California that came
nose to nose with a bull well out on a walk.
He actually was defending his owners and lost a tooth

(01:02:44):
when the bull kicked him.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
In the mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:02:47):
He got off light though I would say, yes, absolutely, my.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Dog came to nose with a possum.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
Yeahs are That thing was hissing at Moses and Moses
was just like wagging his tail.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
Like Hazel is a great Dane Saint Bernard mix massive
dog in New Jersey picked a fight with a groundhog
and lost. Oh wow, she had to go to the
vet for a pight a bite on her paws.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Salem is the only cat in the running this year.
Owner in New York who couldn't find one of the
air pods and thought she ate it. AirPod was still
turned up because you could hear the music.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
Took it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
Fox Trot is a Great Day in Texas that stole
a full turkey leg from its owner, swallowed it whole.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
The bone had to be surgically removed.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
Duke, a labor retriever in Ohio that licks some peanut
butter off a spatula and ended up swallowing the spatula ahead.
And finally, Bella is your final nominee for the Handbone Awards.
Have a knees in Illinois that ate an entire bouquet
of flowers. Owner found him covered in pollen and sticky
stuff and just yeah, well.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
You can't eat just one, just one?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
Can you think? Was there some sort of silly injury
that most in the No.

Speaker 5 (01:04:20):
The only thing is he is always growing up. He's
almost four, he'll be four this fall. So he's had
persistent gut issues because this dog loves to eat like
a matted grass that comes out from underneath the people's lawnmowers.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
Yeah, he loves it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
In fact, he's on a tear right now because everybody's
got some freshly mode grass. So he is just we
have to We're yanking out grass after grass grass, because
the vet said, look, that's gonna build up in his
head and then he's gonna have to have it surgically removed.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
He's not gonna pass.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
Didn't tell me.

Speaker 4 (01:04:57):
He also loves goose poop.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
No, he's yeah, we don't have any geese around us,
but he does. He will snack on the more a
morsel of poop, but it's an undetermined poop.

Speaker 3 (01:05:11):
I think it might be cat.

Speaker 2 (01:05:12):
I've had two well, speaking of that, I had two dogs,
Taco and Bell, and uh Taco. Taco used to eat
Bell's poop all the time. And then one time we
were sitting outside just basking in the sun and uh
Taco went farm to table like he was right there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
Waiting for it to.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
Got it on the way out. Oh my god, yeah,
great farm to table And I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:38):
Was like, no, oh, man, I did have an Australian
Severty years ago, uh and Christmas Eve, we had gone
out to dinner or something. We came back and the
bag of uh, silver, red and green Hershey's kisses, the
bag was ripped open.

Speaker 1 (01:05:55):
Ate the entire bag just poop and tinsel for two days.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
I'm not kidding, Like all that, all that tinfoil was
coming out in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Strings, decorated the tree in a string of tinsil.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
My friend had to pull her daughter's underwear out of
the bee hole of her dogs.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
Yeah, I ate it, and then it was stuck way out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:18):
I've heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
You've got one eight ninety seven, the blitz not so
breaking news.

Speaker 1 (01:06:28):
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together,
all right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
So there's this woman in Los Angeles on Tuesday, thirty
year old woman who apparently need to be rescued because
witnesses saw her dancing on the roof of a business,
waving her arms, lifting her dress up and dropping it

(01:06:54):
down and then apparently bless you, and then apparently wanted
to like climb in and around the chimney. Unfortunately, she
apparently didn't know what she was doing, or she was
extremely intoxicated. Because she ended up falling into the chimney.

(01:07:15):
In fact, she fell about six feet down inside the chimney. Thankfully,
firefighters were able to hoist her to safety with some
kind of rope system and she was alert and conscious
and taken to the hospital in fair condition.

Speaker 1 (01:07:28):
Still have no idea what she.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Was doing up there, because the building was an outbuilding
for storage that was used by local Parks and Rex department,
so they kept like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Equipment and stuff in there.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
The woman wasn't affiliated with the Park and Rex department
at all or the city. And again, witnesses say she
appeared to be under the influence of something which has
not been confirmed. But I'm assuming if you're dancing on
top of a roof, lifting your shirt up and down.

Speaker 3 (01:07:54):
Was this like a viral TikTok dance?

Speaker 7 (01:07:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
Good question.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
Well, here's the final sentence of the room. It's unclear
what she was dancing to, if anything, So they's not
like they heard a bunch of music going on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:06):
Okay, she was six feet down in the chimney. Yeah,
she was dancing. Okay, she had to have tried to
climb in.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
You don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Chimney's up above the roof a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:08:15):
Did you read that she climbed back there? The next day?
She was back on top of that roof.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
I did not read the next day, no swear that
was not in my report.

Speaker 5 (01:08:25):
Did She didn't get into the chimney, but she was
back up, climbing up on that. It's an outbuilding too.
It's probably just storage, right, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
I just don't get fun. She fell into the chimney, No,
she climbed into You don't dance on a roof and
fall into a chim.

Speaker 1 (01:08:42):
Right, yeah, whatever?

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Have you ever seen that?

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
What's that viral?

Speaker 5 (01:08:47):
The thing that the women are doing with their really
high heels. It's not you had a squat squat thing
that people are like hurting themselves. Maybe she was doing
that and just topped right down the chimney.

Speaker 4 (01:08:58):
It could be maybe the law in order TikTok dance.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
This next story takes us over to England and Amazon,
you have got to answer for this. I don't know
who heads up your division over there, but you definitely
need to talk to someone over in Spain because Spanish
police took a man into custody.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
And here's the deal.

Speaker 2 (01:09:24):
This person was found This Amazon driver was found inside
the bedroom of a seventy two year old retired British
social worker who now lives in Spain.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
And here's the thing. This Amazon driver was found in
the bedroom taking care of business.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
On his own alone, Yes, alone in the bedroom, basically
performing the Divinyls song I touched myself in this seventy
two year old woman's bathroom. What did some mosquito repellent
from Amazon marketplace? It showed up and there was the man. Well,

(01:10:07):
he just spraying his mosquito repellent all over the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (01:10:11):
Kay, you gotta go on a registry if you're going
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:14):
Well, Leers, here's the problem. He was arrested, released, not
fired by Amazon, and then placed on the exact same route.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Yet again, they didn't remove him from the route. So
this seventy two year old woman still sees this.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Person coming up and down the street, says she feels
a little unsafe about the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:44):
I mean, Amazon, come on, you gotta take the First
of all, he should have been fired.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
You're not allowed to go when you're delivering a package
and deliver your package in their bedroom. That's not how
that works. And then if you are caught doing that,
you then cannot be put on the same.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
R gotta go to go, Yeah, you can't go on
anyone's route.

Speaker 1 (01:11:07):
No, No, you shouldn't be able to at all. So
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
Yeah, I don't know how they handle offenders over there,
or what exactly they do for people who are caught
yanking it in someone else's bedrooms.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
A seventy two year old woman like this woman needs
justice here.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
You would think you.

Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Would think so, well, hopefully Amazon will do the right
thing that you're not so breaking news. I had another
video I found while doom scrolling yesterday. I wanted to
share with you, Kelly, in particular, because this is based
as a female question, if you will, and I just

(01:11:46):
don't know. I think I would love to know how
you would react if this were to happen. And I'm
curious to see if anyone's done this before, if anyone understands,
And I have a feeling we're all going to kind
of be on the same page about this. And the
TikTok was a woman made a video and it's basically
mostly text, and it says, my husband is making us
fly home from our honeymoon after one day because he

(01:12:10):
found out I sent my ex a simple goodbye text
on the morning of our wedding. It was a goodbye
text for goodness sake, not and I will always love
you text not to drop everything and meet me at
the altar.

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Text.

Speaker 2 (01:12:22):
I needed to say goodbye to have closure on the
unmarried part of my life. Please tell me, my sensitive
nostalgic girlies understand before I get to the comments. Kelly,
right or wrong?

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
I don't like it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
You don't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
No, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:40):
You made contact on your wedding day with an X.
I think that's weird, and I think I don't know
if i'd end the honeymoon over it. But I don't
think you were right. I feel like you've got a
connection here, like why did you reach out? You don't
need you should have closure long before your honeymoon. I mean,
I don't know what you're doing here, but I'm on
the husband's side here.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
So you're saying you don't know if you would end
the honeymoon over it, which means the marriage over No.

Speaker 5 (01:13:07):
But I would say, listen, do you I cat we
we need to have a conversation about why you feel
like you needed to send your ex a text on
our wedding day, and.

Speaker 2 (01:13:16):
Her explanation is I needed to say goodbye to have
closure on the unmarried part of my life.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
You should have said goodbye months ago.

Speaker 4 (01:13:24):
I'm how long were they engaged?

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Doesn't mean no, I don't like that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
I that you know every woman knows that you send
maybe a text ostensibly to say goodbye, but it's only
to keep a door open. That's the only reason you
send a text like that. And I am I'm absolutely
no hesitation on the husband's side here.

Speaker 1 (01:13:48):
Dick, how are you reacting if you find out about this?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Well, I want to know why she's having any contact
with her ex, because that, to me, that means it's
not like you you didn't talk to your exper You're
gonna tell me you didn't talk to him for what
the whole time we've been together, and all of a
sudden out of you know, you're gonna send it because
to me, you're you're looking for a response. I I
feel like she's like, I'm gonna check. I'm gonna let

(01:14:14):
him know I'm getting married today and say goodbye and
see if he responds saying don't do.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
It now, I will say, I will say I do
not know the reason I can't. I don't know if
I've shared this story or not about my birthday and
the email I got, Do I share this story? Keep
talking my birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:14:29):
Back in March, I received an email out of nowhere
after five years, Well no, you did not tell us
a yes, it would have been well yeah, three yeah,
five five years. It's been five years email, a happy
birthday email and kind of an apology email from the
woman who before Nora, the love of my one that

(01:14:51):
ripped my heart out, the one that wrecked me. Yeah,
we were engaged, we were ready to get married, all
that kind of stuff, and she broke up with me,
and it was it became, you know, somewhat ugly at
the end there. And on my birthday she sent me
an email apologizing for the way things ended.

Speaker 1 (01:15:08):
She explained that she made some changes in her life.
She was just trying to get back say she was
proud of my accomplishments.

Speaker 2 (01:15:13):
I don't know if she's seen, like, you know, little
she knows about some of the radio websites and where
they share radio news about me getting jobs or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
I have no idea. And I thought about it and
I told Nora, Nora knows this, I told her when
the email came through.

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
You Yeah, flat out, Yeah, she was trying to donkey
kick that door open. Do you think a hundred percent?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
But she's in She's in Denver. It's not like she's
going to be I don't Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
You don't think she'd travel here real quick?

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
And I thought I thought about you. I told Nora.
I said, uh, I'm thinking, would you be mad if
I responded? I'm thinking about responding. I don't know if
I want to respond.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
And I said, I said, I don't know if I
would just say okay, thanks, I have a great life.
I don't know if I would say thank you for apologizing,
because yeah, you really broke my heart, or not respond.
I thought about it for twenty four hours. I didn't
respond and I haven't responded.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
Sense, so you never did respond. No, I never did respond,
and I have no no plans. I responded, there's no
there's no reason to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
And you involved Nora in it, like, hey, what you like?
What what do you think I should do here?

Speaker 6 (01:16:17):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
What would you do? She was completely involved in this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
Yeah, And Norah says, yeah, if you she goes, well,
I have a question. She goes, if you respond, I'd
like to see the email before you send it, and
then she goes, no, she goes, I don't know why
I said that I don't need to see the email.
And then the day later I told her I never responded.
I have no no plans, so there's no reason for
me to respond besides like a yeah you so, besides
a justification of I know what I did was right

(01:16:42):
and you're the one who screwed up, there's there's really
no reason.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
So we she apologized. She obviously realized that right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Okay, so eight one ninety nine to seven, Oh, how
would you respond to this?

Speaker 2 (01:16:56):
You're on your honeymoon and you find out that you're
wife text her ex the morning of the wedding to
say goodbye, saying it wasn't and I will always love
you text it was just a kind of a closure thing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:10):
I just can't wonder how you found out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:13):
Yeah, someone did she did she say something?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Did somebody got on them her phone?

Speaker 1 (01:17:17):
Go to her phone? I mean, anyone, can you know
I can go through my phone in.

Speaker 4 (01:17:22):
Our house, you know? Was there more texts with it?
I mean, I'm you know, I feel like she's spend
in communication with the guys.

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
This person seventy four one zero texted, I would have
felt like she settled for me.

Speaker 3 (01:17:35):
Yes, I have thought the same one.

Speaker 4 (01:17:39):
I'm telling you she was doing a last minute check
to see if she could get him back before she
walked down that aisle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:47):
Aaron text in, my ex was at our our wedding.
My my wife's ex was at our wedding, So they
had both exes at the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:17:54):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (01:17:56):
Well, it's like you both knew that was happening, though
it wasn't like but one was surprised.

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
Yeah, major red flag, says Nikki. All right, eight hundred
and two one ninety nine seven. Oh, how you're responding
to this? You're calling off the marriage, flying home after
one day on the honeymoon, even though you spend all
that money on the honeymoon, or are you just kind
of letting it go talking about this tiktak I came
across where a woman openly admitted she said, my husband's

(01:18:25):
making us fly home from our honeymoon after one day
because he found out I sent an X or my
ex a simple goodbye text on the morning of our wedding.
It was a goodbye text for goodness sake, not and
I will always love you, text not to drop everything
and meet me at the alder text. No, I needed
to say goodbye to have closure on my unmarried part
of my life now that I'm going into my married blade.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
I love the gas lighting there. It was a goodbye
text for goodness sakes. Like her husband is.

Speaker 4 (01:18:49):
Like, yeah, how are you getting married if you don't
already have closure with an X?

Speaker 5 (01:18:58):
The girl wants to keep all options to open as
long as she can, and.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Beyond eight ninety nine seven, Oh, call or text, you
can do the same number, and we've gotten some.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
I'm coming in. Uh why is she thinking of him
while she's on her honeymoon.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
I'm telling you she if she'd have got a text
back from him saying don't marry him, I love you,
I want you back, she'd have left that dude at
the altar. I'm telling you maybe, or.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
Just would have had something on the side.

Speaker 4 (01:19:30):
Yeah, I get Why are you getting married? It's no
wonder there's a fifty three percent divorce.

Speaker 1 (01:19:34):
Rate, sir, I mean I can I don't know, blizz Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
Hey?

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
Nick? All right? Nick?

Speaker 2 (01:19:46):
How are you going to respond if you find out
that your brand new wife text an X saying goodbye.

Speaker 6 (01:19:55):
I think I was sick on this one, and I
disagree with that.

Speaker 7 (01:19:59):
It's it for so long, and I've proposed.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
To her and I want to marry her.

Speaker 7 (01:20:04):
Why the heck does she have an hexts's phone number
like a phone number at all?

Speaker 1 (01:20:12):
Now?

Speaker 2 (01:20:12):
The only thing I can do, the only thing I
would say to that is I probably have a whole
list of exes or whatever in my phone, just because
I never go through and like clean coach.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
I go, who is Carol?

Speaker 6 (01:20:25):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Absolutely, I guarantee I have got. I have got.

Speaker 2 (01:20:30):
However, many hundreds of phone numbers in my phone and
I text.

Speaker 5 (01:20:34):
Or call and they're in the cloud, so they just
re download every single phone you get. Chris says, my
first question would be, why is she thinking of the
other dude while she's yeah on her wedding day.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Why is her thought to the other dude on her
own wedding day. It's a good question.

Speaker 4 (01:20:54):
That's the real love of her life. She can't have it,
Let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
Laura says, my first marriage, my then husband reached out
to an ex girlfriend to let her know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
He was married. Now years later I found out wherever
our family moved, this woman moved to. Oh that's a
she said.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
She continues saying a red flag, red sirens, all warning signs. Yeah,
that's if she moved there too. Sounds like did he
know she was doing it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:23):
Because on her own she's a stalker?

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Right? What is she following along as the side piece?

Speaker 4 (01:21:29):
Who wants to live like that?

Speaker 1 (01:21:31):
Yeah? I don't. I don't get it. I don't get it.
I would Yeah, I don't know how angry I would
be the end of the marriage, Oh man, because I
would go through the rest of life thinking that I
was like second fiddle. I was. I was, I was
settled for.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
I get it. I get him going home. He can't.
He can't deal with it. How's he gonna enjoy his
honeymoon with her? That's all he can think about. You're
gonna go home, You're gonna you're gonna make me believe
there's nothing going on. You're gonna have to prove it
to me or this is getting an I just don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
Know if I'm gonna leave the honeymoon. Notes. I spend
all that money on that vacation and we're already here.

Speaker 5 (01:22:06):
This person's is finding out means that she did it
behind us back. So you're married to a liar, honeymoon
and spending money on a liar like I don't know.
I don't know if I would end everything after day one,
but I certainly would have a serious conversation immediately about it.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
I want to know how he found out. That's to
me as a big deal.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
See now, Jamie says, I feel like she looked at
her husband and saw that she won in life and
texts goodbye to the other person.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
No, no goodbye is needed.

Speaker 5 (01:22:38):
You haven't been with this person for years or months
or whatever, Like you're engaged and on a honeymoon. I'm
assuming that you haven't been dating yeah, this person for
a long time. You don't need to send a closure text.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Six eight six, I says, no freaking way should he
stay with her? Absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
I guess too. Seven. If you want to add in now,
unless the three.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
Things you need to know before you go coming soon,
you will say goodbye to your standalone Hulu streaming app.
Disney said it is fully integrating the Hulu service, which
now owns one hundred percent of Hulu, into its flagship
Disney Plus streamer. Starting this fall, Hulu will appear on
a tile in the Disney Plus app, and then sometime

(01:23:27):
next year you will also go to Disney Plus to
get your Hulu Live TV. You will still be able
to buy a standalone Hulu subscription.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
I get mine through Spotify. They give me like free Hulu.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Oh do they really that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Better? Still stand Disney plush interest.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
Okay, yeah, we do the bundle with Disney Plus, ESPN
and Hulu.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
Now the interesting business, ye.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
Part of this is that streamers deal with something called
churn and that is something I'm absolutely guilty of and
they don't like somebody like me. That is when you
will subscribe to an app for a month, two three
maybe just to see what you want to see, and
then you want subscribe.

Speaker 1 (01:24:02):
Oh I do that all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:24:03):
Yeah, So it's called churning and is what streamers really
try to avoid because it really gets you know.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Take do that with YouTube.

Speaker 2 (01:24:11):
TV every fall so I can watch college and NFL,
and then we turned it off in January February.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
We just did it this year with YouTube TV.

Speaker 5 (01:24:20):
We got rid of it after March Madness and it
went We're going the whole summer without it and then
we'll get it at the end of this month to
get as soon as you know, the buck I start playing.
But yeah, so that's called churn and it is something
that really impacts bottom line for these streamers. So I
guess Disney Plus is like, look, if we have it
all under one app, then people just kind of will

(01:24:42):
be like, you know, why don't we just keep it
because we're watching Disney Plus, We're watching what what else
is on there?

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Esp Yeah, it's all yeah, it's all ABC about to
have NFL network and okay.

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
All right, yeah, so that should probably help them in
terms of money. But anyway, hope.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
Don't screw it up with red zone.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Yeah, red zone too. I'm like, great, now we'll hit
another charge.

Speaker 2 (01:25:08):
They charge so much for that stuff. I wonder if
now ESPN is going to go up in price, or ESPN, Hulu,
Disney Plus as a cluster, as a bundle of that's
going to go up.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
I wonder if they're going to now what will they
have the NFL ticket or will understand I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:22):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Three researchers at the US McMurdo Station in Antarctica has
been have been evacuated in a really challenging medical emergency
rescue mission this week. It took nearly twenty hours. It
was conducted by the Royal New Zealand Air Force. I'm
obsessed with US McMurdo because these people, and in the
summer they have people who live outside, camp outside and all.

(01:25:44):
But it's winter now in Antarctica and they're about they're
down to about two hundred people at this McMurdo station.

Speaker 3 (01:25:50):
It's a research facility.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
They do have doctors and things uh there at this station,
but they're down to bare bones.

Speaker 3 (01:25:59):
And one of these three researchers needed rescued.

Speaker 5 (01:26:02):
One needed urgent medical care that they could not deal
with their in Antarctica.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Two others needed medical attention. So they and these rescuers.

Speaker 5 (01:26:12):
Had to manage extreme cold, rapidly changing weather conditions, and
having to land a one hundred and sixty thousand pound
airplane on the ice in the dark.

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Oh can you imagine like that is.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
They say what the emergency was?

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
They didn't. They won't say what the medical issues are.
But I'm so curious.

Speaker 2 (01:26:33):
Yeah, oh that those people in those conditions living that's secluded.

Speaker 1 (01:26:40):
It was a massive flare up of herpes. For sure.

Speaker 3 (01:26:44):
You think that was medical.

Speaker 1 (01:26:46):
Yeah, the urgent medical, urgent medical, they for for all
six of them. It really burns when they peek. For sure.
Get that penicil in bound there too. Sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:27:03):
A woman will make MLB history this weekend as the
first to be an umpire in a regular season game.
Jen Powell umpire in three of the four games between
the Miami Marlins and the Braves in Atlanta. She will
work the bases for Saturday's doubleheader and then at home
plate on Sunday. I look at a picture of her,
and I have full confidence in Jen Powell. She looks

(01:27:24):
like she knows what she's doing.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Yeah, I hope she does better than some of these
other umps who are just missing calls left and right.
It's getting worse and worse and worse. Eventually some of
the break the balls and strikes that they're calling. Yeah,
it's terrible. At the All Star Game they did use
the computerized ref and no word on when they will
incorporate it, but they should because there have been some terrible,

(01:27:46):
terrible calls.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Over the past couple of years.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:27:52):
I wonder if.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
We're going to see more of this in the coming years,
you know, with the with the melting and the rising
temperatures of glaciers and ice packs and things like that.
This just happened in the Pakistani mountain region due to
some weather and rising temperatures.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Back on August first.

Speaker 2 (01:28:15):
The Supot Valley also known as the Lady Valley in
the Kohistan region in the country's northeast. Up in the mountains,
they just found a hiker from twenty eight years ago
that had died.

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
That had died.

Speaker 2 (01:28:31):
It was frozen in the glacier for twenty eight years.
He had just disappeared. They finally confirmed the identity. They're
getting more information now, but yeah, they.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Just oh yeah, over the past, you know, twenty years,
they've found other things nice that they had never seen
or heard of before.

Speaker 2 (01:28:49):
He disappeared in June of nineteen ninety seven during a snowstorm,
falling into a glacier crack and then just frozen over.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
That makes me wonder.

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
We got a text in Kelly was just telling a
story about an emergency situation down in Antarctica where about
half a dozen of the researchers down there had to
be moved.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Soone made a good point. What if there's some sort
of like alien cell or alien germ that was finally
unthought out of the ice.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
There is concern about anything like not even not necessarily
even alien. Yeah, just stuff that we haven't dealt with before,
millions of years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:29:29):
Path Yeah, yeah, Oh, it's going to get really interesting,
some of the blitz. Now, let's see if we can
learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:29:42):
Let's make it a little bit smarter than the word
when he woke up today. Little tidbits you could stick
with you throughout your Thursday. Did you know that miller
Lite was originally called Gablinger's Diet Beer, which was developed
in nineteen sixty seven Gablinger Gablinger's Diet Beer. The miller
Lite was a much better choice, for sure. The estimated
value of the eight hundred and forty three acres of

(01:30:04):
land in New York City's Central Park was estimated to
be about five hundred and twenty nine billion in two
thousand and five. Most recent estimates have it around forty
trillion dollars. Now, I'm trying I was thinking about this,
and I'm trying to figure out why, Because there's a
lot of expensive real estate on Central Park East and

(01:30:26):
Central Park West. You are talking eight hundred and forty
three acres in the middle of New York City. But
forty trillion something is only as valuable as something somebody
is willing to pay. So forty trillion are you counting
like the historic buildings inside of Central Park?

Speaker 1 (01:30:44):
Are you counting? I would have to say to me
in Are you including everything?

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
You would have to? I think so to get to
forty trillion?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah, forty trillions a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
Isn't that more than our debt, the national debt?

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
I thought that was in the hundreds of trilleys. Am
I wrong? Three point seven trillion?

Speaker 4 (01:31:00):
I don't I thought it was like thirty Oh I
thought I thought our national that was like thirty six
trillion or something like that. It's around there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
The very last line of Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing, when
the song barely when when you could barely hear it,
when the song starts to fade out, the very last
line is, please don't procrastinate. It's not good to masturbate.
I had no idea. I love that song. What I
had no idea? That was the final line of the song,

(01:31:30):
Please don't procrastinate. It's not good to masturbate Pikachu from
Pokemon Pikachu.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
Pikachu. Yes, Pikachu almost had massive boobs.

Speaker 4 (01:31:42):
Yeah, I heard that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Yeah, I guess it's based It's based on an old
interview with Pokemon people and they were bringing Poke Pikachu
to America. And here's the thing there, there's some translation
issues there and some translation and Begod and Begod ambue ambiguity, ambiguities, ambiguities.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
It's unclear whether it would have been like female breasts,
like big boobs, or if it would have been.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Pronounced like pecks like male muscles. What is pica?

Speaker 3 (01:32:16):
Who knows?

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
What are you?

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Finally, this could be the greatest piece of information we've
learned during our little fun fact segment.

Speaker 1 (01:32:26):
Did you know?

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
Oh, I'm sure you know there's a pro wrestling move
called the choke slam. Sure, but like, uh, lots of
wrestlers have been famous for the choke slam.

Speaker 4 (01:32:37):
Before you picked the guy up by the throat and
then slam them around with her hands still on his
throat exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32:43):
Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
It was invented during an amateur wrestling match by Abraham Lincoln.

Speaker 4 (01:32:52):
All Abe is.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Out there choke slamming people into the mat. And I
really hope, I really hope.

Speaker 2 (01:33:04):
When he was ready for his finishing move, I really
hope he would just pick him up by the neck and.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Go four scoreds seven years ago, bitch lam and just
slam him to the mat. That would have been amazing.
There you go, learn you some stuff. On Thursday morning,
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