Ding Dong Ditch With Dad and Bathroom Talk - Blitz Morning 7-31-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Your ruckstation, your morning show.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
People are coming on us. The Galaxy is coming on us.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Goose, Kelly and thick Rick.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
They don't know what them they're doing, you understand that.

Speaker 3 (00:12):
On the plans at Thursday.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
And not only that, but finally a reprieve a high
of seventy nine today, slight chance of a mid afternoon shower.
But all in all, we've like the fever has broken finally. Yeah,
they're not going to be up in the mid nineties
at least not for the next week or so, which

(00:43):
I'm plenty happy about. It's a very interesting day to day,
lots to talk about, and I'm a very laid back
kind of guy, but I was already prepared this morning
because coming up at about seven forty this morning, I
want to talk about something which you know, kind of
set me in a little bit of a tizzy yesterday,
as I mentioned it baby By last day here, because

(01:04):
I gotta call some people out and may happen to
be some of the big wigs, but I just can't
take it anymore. And I got to know if this
is like a is this a normal Columbus thing? It
is this a normal Ohio thing. I've never had this
happen so much in one place, and it's it's driving
me nuts. So I'm gonna talk about that. And that
was already gonna kind of like.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Work me up.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
And then another story came about that we're gonna talk
about here in an hour, which just.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Sent me over the top.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
And I don't get angry about a lot of things,
but this one I'm just I'm so worked up about.
It's a very worked up kind of morning.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
Yeah, how are you doing? I am wound up, real type.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
I'm doing great, doing great, feel good. Yeah, everything's good,
everything's good.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I'm good. But now I have a mosquito bite on
the top of my foot.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Explain that one to me, Gosh, you need some off.

Speaker 6 (01:58):
Yesterday I did your work and I use the cutter. Cutter, cutter,
not off, it's cut it something.

Speaker 3 (02:04):
It's called cutter. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (02:05):
It used to be the it was that avon skin
soft stuff.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
Okay, And and I don't know, people used.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
To buy that because it was the greatest mosquito repellent ever,
and they just left it that way because they didn't
want to spend the money to turn it into a
bug repellent. But now they finally did, and it's called cutter.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
And obviously it doesn't work.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Oh it works great.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I covered myself in it yesterday because well that happened.
That was already doing that. I just like, how did
they get through my shoe? But explain that one.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
We need to need to get you a Uh.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
One of those best suits was headte face mask.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Why me? Why is it all over me? I never
had this problem before.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
You know how they spray from the like helicopters or
whatever they get, or the light the light plane, so
go and spray or mosquitoes. Because of West Nile. I
feel like we really need to focus on your yard.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Yeah, that'd be great. They found the Yeah, just like.

Speaker 5 (02:56):
Let's hover over six yard and just steal of a
massive dump.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
Somebody texted in yesterday said they found a case of
West Nile and Hilliard.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah, I saw that. That's all I texted us today.
Which happens, Yeah, it does happen.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
I was always, Uh, you're gonna get it. You're getting
solved by more mosquitos than anybody I've ever met in
my life.

Speaker 3 (03:18):
You do look kind of sweaty from over here.

Speaker 5 (03:21):
What are the symptoms of West Nile?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
I think sweaty body cramps, Doug Korea acts in literal
all the time.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Well, good luck with that.

Speaker 5 (03:32):
Doesn't understand those, doesn't understand nuance. Oh you've got it?

Speaker 7 (03:36):
Thick?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
What al right?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
We got a very busy morning, so let's get to it.
Blitz morning trivia, Thick give it to us, all right?

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff up for grabs
if you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
A tribute album to this band is due out this fall.
It will feature artists like def Leppard, Hailstorm, BlackBerry Smoke, Slash,
and the Strut's covering.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Songs of this band.

Speaker 6 (04:02):
Tell us the band be the first to do so
at eight hundred two to one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
Oh you got the gift cards?

Speaker 3 (04:15):
All right?

Speaker 4 (04:15):
Think let's get that answer for it. Let's warning trivia,
all right.

Speaker 6 (04:18):
The question was a tribute album to what band's coming
out this fall? As I mentioned def leppards on their Hailstorm,
Slash the Struts, and it is a.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Tribute to Bad Company. It's called Can't Get Enough, a
tribute to Bad Company.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
Slash is doing Feel Like Making Love, def Leppard's doing
Seagull Hailstorms doing Shooting Star the Struts did. They already
released it rock and Roll Fantasy and they did it well,

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and that is due out on on October twenty four.

Speaker 3 (05:03):
Enjoy.

Speaker 6 (05:03):
Yeah, and Aaron Thomas from Bluck Eye Light this first
one to text in the correct dancer gets twenty five
bucks to water Beds and.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's five figure death punch on there with their rendition
of Bad Company.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Oh that's interesting. I figured these would all be new,
but they might as well throw it on.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
Would they put that on there?

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:21):
I was I did find interesting.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Paul Rodgers and Simon Kirk original members will do Seagull
with def Leppard.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
Very cool. Hey, let's get into some food news. You
got my my little clip ready?

Speaker 3 (05:37):
No? You don't?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
How much? Remember remember the hook I wanted you to grab?
Oh food?

Speaker 8 (05:45):
No?

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Okay, great, okay, give me my open Oh you that's
what you want to definitely? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:59):
That dancing in the sty gosh, it doesn't any oil.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Line. A whole bunch of food news for you. A
couple of quick stories. First of all, weren't you were
we just talking about Dubai chocolate.

Speaker 5 (06:11):
Yes we were.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
That's a special thing. Yes, oh yah, fair Okay, well,
now you don't have to go to the house date Ferry.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
You can go to I Hoop.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
They're introducing Dubai chocolate pancakes for a limited time.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
It's a huge trend right now. We're not right now
for the past year on TikTok like getting these enormous
Dubai chocolate bars. They're huge and really thick, and inside
there's this pistachio sort of mixture.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, yeah, so now they're going to melt it over
pancakes basically, I guess so right, if that's for you,
go enjoy. If you're on the watermelon diet, experts say stop,
it has its downside. Apparently people are eating just watermelon.
While eating only watermelon can cause muscle loss within the
first twenty four to seventy two hours because you're getting
no protein. That's all they're eating just on watermelon. To

(06:55):
the watermelon diet, Oh my yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
I will ask though, because I will get a watermelon,
just the small ones that you can get at Kroger
or whatever, and I can eat the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
Can you really sit down?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I mean it's it'll take me a day or maybe
two days, but I'll slice it up and I just
can't stop. I love watermelon. Okay, I do the same
thing with candle out I'm cutting is one of those.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Things that I love candlelo. But it's it's it's that
fine line of not red. It's like banana's like not red. Yeah,
I gotta be rife. Absolutely. If you've got a sweet tooth,
here's one for you. Recee's an Oreo teaming up for
two new products. Recee's Oreo Cup featured milk chocolate, white
cream peanut butter cups along with oriole cookie crumbs, and

(07:39):
then Orio Reese's Cookie is going to be the original
Oreo Cookie sandwich filled with Resa's peanut butter and Oreo
cookie crumbs.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
If you want to run to the store and pick
that up.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
We got to taste test on that.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Those don't sound like good.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
They don't sound good to me either. Pass I like a.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Regular Oreo and it's got to be double stuff. The
regular is not the correct cream to cookie ratio, and
the Mega stuff is too much cream not enough. There's
no double stuff. It's perfect.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
No such thing as too much cream.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Thinks right though, you know our taste test Tuesday isn't
just the things we like.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
That's true. That is very true. Sometimes you got to
try the things you don't like, like the the pork
brains and milk gravy that we're gonna be bringing in.

Speaker 5 (08:23):
Really literally cannot be in the same room with that,
So you don't know.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You've never been in the same room with it before.
You don't know that.

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Here's the thing you just said that doesn't sound good.
We're not gonna taste test that. But you're gonna taste
test pork brains. We're gonna go bad. We're going all
the way back.

Speaker 3 (08:39):
We're not. We're not gonna go like eating brains.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
I can't. That's hr I'll do it right now.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
I'll it's her job.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
The reason that doing it.

Speaker 5 (08:51):
I'm telling you right now, and you're pissing me off,
so well, then don't do it.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
If you're a fan of Ozy, you might want to
visit Chipotle because they are urging for the Ozzie burrito
to come around. The petition has over six thousand signatures.
Apparently Ozzy was a huge fan of Chipotle. I did
not know this, but you can. He openly admitted on
the Osbourne's to consuming up to two Chipotle burritos per day,

(09:20):
dubbing himself the burrito Man. So now they are looking
for the fast food joint to release the Ozzi burrito,
a special signature burrito, the eight two a day apparently.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
So that couldn't have been og Chipotle when they really
gave you an enormous way. Now it's like puny Chipotle,
where it's like they just sort of half ass it apparently.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
If they do it.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
His favorite burrito was white rice pinto beans barbaco with
sour cream, cheese and medium salsa.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
If that comes around.

Speaker 6 (09:52):
Heather ate two of them before, and then she laid
on the floor in pain for a couple of hours
in one day or in a row in one city.
Shed them that much. She ate too and she thought
she was gonna die.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
Yeah, that's too much. That is too much burrito.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
And finally, if you're gonna go to fast food, where
should you go? Well, Food and Wine Magazine just asked
professional chefs if they're gonna go for fast food, where
are they gonna go? And these were the top answers.
Popeyes Fried Chicken. Three different professional chefs said Popeyes Fried Chicken.
In fact, one of them said, I've never considered Popeyes

(10:30):
to be fast food. I consider Popeyes to be a
fried chicken restaurant. I haven't had Popeyes in forever. I
think had Oh really, I'm gonna have to go Yeah, well, yeah,
who taste his fried chicken. I'm gonna yeah, I got
definitely gotta Spinson by Popeyes.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
The Impossible Whopper.

Speaker 4 (10:46):
If you're looking for a vegetarian option, they say, the
Impossible Whopper is the way to go. Uh.

Speaker 3 (10:51):
KFC chicken sandwich.

Speaker 4 (10:53):
The chef said that we've tried a whole bunch of
different chicken sandwiches, but if you want a good chicken sandwich,
KFC is their favorite chicken sandwich in and out. Cheeseburger
ingredients are fresh, and they say it's a solid burger overall,
although they did say sometimes it's not always considered fast
food because in.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
And out can take a pretty long time.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
And finally, McNuggets, they said McNuggets have really stepped up
their game. In fact, nuggets have now become a thing
at a lot of fine dining restaurants.

Speaker 5 (11:24):
So on the kids menu or just friends.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
In general, McNuggets have become a thing. These elevated McNuggets
you can see at a handful of dining restaurants.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
And by the way, quick shout out. I don't know
if this is the only location.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
But the the McDonald's north of Roberts If you're heading
north on Hilliard Rome Road north of Roberts by about
I don't know, one mile, on the left hand side,
there's a McDonald's before you get to like downtown Hilliard.
There off of Main Street, McDonald's left hands. I swung
by there yesterday, and I don't know if this is

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the only location that has them. But this is me
begging and pleading again because the employees are wearing a
shirt and.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
It says nug Life.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
It's got a box of chicken nuggets with some fries
and a coke on it. I called the manager over
I said, can I please buy one of those shirts?
And she looked at me and she goes, I can't
apparently everyone's asking for them.

Speaker 6 (12:19):
Really, why would they not put them on their website
and selling That's what I said.

Speaker 4 (12:24):
She goes, I don't know right now, it's the employee thing.
I want that nug Life shirt so bad. It was
such a cool shirt.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
I will say, you have a shirt that I have
been asked repeatedly where they can get it by different people.
And that is our new blitz button downs that we
were wearing at Christmas in July.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, my far Heart material.

Speaker 9 (12:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
I've been sent private messages just comments on Instagram. Where
can I get one of those shirts? So you have
an exclusive shirt that other people want? Okay, maybe you
could trade trading shirt.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
Yeah, so the vnanny McDonald's managers. I don't know if
that's a franchise store or a private the owned store,
if they own other locations, but.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Been therefore, I grew up eating at that McDonald's.

Speaker 4 (13:04):
That particular McDonald's. Okay, I want one of those nun
Life shirts so bad. There you go.

Speaker 9 (13:09):
There's some food news for you, not so breaking news.
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
Well, we might be entering the next step of human evolution,
and that would be mutant slash superheroes, because I mean,
this is basically the origin story of a lot of
superheroes out there in ac and South Carolina. The US
Department of Energy had to head over to the Savannah

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River Site, a nuclear facility there in South Carolina, to
clean up radioactive wasps.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
Oh great ye.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Officials say the wasp nest was sprayed to kill the wasp.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
The wasp that were probed were discovered.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
To have one hundred thousand dpm, which is a moderately
high level of radiation. So if you've always wanted superpowers,
if you want to become wasp Man or the Stinger,
then head on over to Ach in South Carolina.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Get so stung and you may.

Speaker 5 (14:29):
Just end up with I feel like the wasps are
just a distraction so you don't notice the demogorgan.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Now here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
They say.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
The radioactive contamination is not related to a loss of
contamination control. They say it's lingering radioactive contamination resulting from
past activities, which I guess does happen. After the wasps
were killed. They were bagged as radio radiological waste, and
they say the ground and surrounding area are in no danger.

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But just all it takes is one wasp to get
out there.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You go.

Speaker 3 (15:06):
You got yourself a.

Speaker 5 (15:06):
Superhero light up like a Christmas tree when he gets shung.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
You're taking your chance, like, are you just going to
gain the powers of flight and like a super strong
stinging punch or you actually gonna go wings an antennae
because you don't want the physical transformation, you just want
the actual powers. Right. So, if you remember yesterday I
told you the story of a gentleman who is making

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news because he was hiking when he was approached by
a mountain lion and actually attacked, and he survived because
he punched the mountain lion in the face. I mean
that is that is a man's man right there. It
doesn't get much more of a manly than punching a
mountain lion than winning a fight. You just want a
fistfight against a mountain lion. That's pretty impressive. Well, this

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one year old child in India said, hold beer. That
is because this child was hanging out in the living room.
The child, identified as Govinda, was playing at home in
Bahar when, according to his grandmother, they walked into the
living room to find out that a poisonous cobra was

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wrapped around the child's hand and everyone rushed towards him.
But it had turned out the snake was already dead
because the toddler had bit it to death. You go, man,
that's unbelievable. Unfortunately, Govinda did faint after the encounter. She

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was promptly rushed to the hospital, but fortunately the effects
of the venom were very mild and the child's condition
was stabilized under medical supervision. As everything's fine, she has
got a story to tell for the rest of her life.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
Why yeah, And it's like from now and everyone in
the families they're like, oh, you're gonna get the Govinda treatment.

Speaker 4 (17:00):
Yeah. Yeah, No one's gonna mess with that. Bit a
cobra to death man.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
Just wrapped around his hand. He's like, no, you know
you're getting off of the air.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Nope, good for you, young lady. Good for you. That is,
you're not so breaking news. So we're six days removed
from Christmas in July. Cannot thank Blitz Nation enough yet
again for all the donations to Nationwide Children's Hospital. But

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an amazing and amazing experience. But something interesting happened. One
of the Blitz faithful, one of our most amazing listeners, Doug,
I know you're out there listening.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
He swung by and donated. But not only that, Doug.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Was nice enough to say, hey, we know that this
is all for the kids. We're bringing a bunch of
donations for Nationwide his Children's hospital. For the kids but
we don't want to leave you guys out. So Doug
brought us gifts. Gifts, yeah, and donuts. It's amazing. We
each got like, we got a little T shirt to
represent our personalities. He got me like a new barbecue

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set with like squirt bottles and flippers and tongs and
all kinds of stuff. I can't remember you exactly.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
I got an led hand that you put in your
car window and you can make it flip the bird
or do the metal sign or just like a high
five sign. So yeah, that's pretty sweet.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
That's pretty cool. I think you got.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
Oh, you know, my grandson was born a couple of
weeks ago, so he got me the heavy metal Grandpa
T shirt.

Speaker 3 (18:44):
That's right, that's a great T shirt.

Speaker 4 (18:47):
But on top of that, he brought each of us
another little knickknack, if you will, And it was a
little plastic container and inside the container were five what
we call or what are known as quarter inch headphone jacks. Basically,
it's an attachment to your headphones that helps you plug
into certain connectors that we use here at the Radio.

Speaker 2 (19:07):
Stam It changes from an eight MTh to a quarter
end and.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
In the radio world, those are gold and it's changed
a lot, but it used to be back in the
day when there were there were tons of people working
at the radio station.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
They would always come a missing who took.

Speaker 4 (19:23):
My headphone jack? Whoere can I get a headphone jack?
So that little gift of those five little headjack headphone
jack's adapters is like the most amazing little thing you
could get a radio djack.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
It's just it's just crazy, just that little little thing.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
So it brought up the question at your job, what
would be that little gift someone could get you that
would just like change your life.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Oh what are you doing? Why does this item change
your life?

Speaker 9 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (19:52):
What is this?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
That little thing like and it's got to be less
than fifty bucks and I'm talking a new forklift of
course that would.

Speaker 3 (20:00):
Make life easier. No, what's that one little thing?

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Like Thick handed me a big velocity ballpoint pen that
has changed my writing game. Like literally, remember when I
came in after we were on vacation. It was panicked
because I'm like, my pen's gone, my pen's gone, and
thinks like I got another one.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
I'd buy those things in golf because that is the
greatest pen ever.

Speaker 3 (20:22):
That is a good pen.

Speaker 4 (20:24):
You can tell when you're writing it's a different type
of pen. Eight one ninety nine seven zero. Right now,
if someone were to get you a little gift to
help with your job, like under fifty bucks, what would
be that one thing that would just change your right now, Jason,
I get it you text in. A weekend off would
be a great gift. Yes, of course it would. We

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would all love a weekend off. If you don't get
weekends off, who doesn't want a weekend off? But a
physical thing that someone could could bring you that would
just be like this is just the best, Like consider
it a stocking stuffer. What would be the perfect stocking
stuffer for your job?

Speaker 6 (21:01):
Like some special gloves that you need all the time, yeah,
the newer you know, or shoes, some sort of shoes
you need to wear.

Speaker 3 (21:07):
Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
Oh, if you've got one, would love to hear from
you on that little life changing gift. Let's see five
eight seven eight A fan that actually.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Works on my forklift. Oh, that would be a good for.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Just a little clip on fan right there, you got
some constant cold air.

Speaker 3 (21:28):
Blowing right on. You love that totally. See that. Let's
see here? What's this one? Same? Okay, that doesn't make
any sense.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
I was thinking, like, what if you're like a nurse,
some healthcare professional, and you're on your feet all day? Like,
aren't there those like more cushy socks like there socks
with like an excellent cushion on the bottom. I wonder
if those help or if they're just more right?

Speaker 4 (21:58):
Well, what about the what about the slide ins? The
like thee.

Speaker 6 (22:05):
I was yelling like a sonic temple all weekend, really, yes,
I was.

Speaker 3 (22:09):
It was great?

Speaker 4 (22:10):
Uh hi, who's this?

Speaker 3 (22:13):
Michael?

Speaker 4 (22:14):
Michael? What would be that perfect little gift that someone
could get you for work that would just uh you know,
really put a smile on your face. That would be
a small Phillips head screwdriver, small Phillips head screwdriver.

Speaker 3 (22:30):
What are you going to do with this small Phillips
head screwdriver.

Speaker 10 (22:34):
Well, I install I actually work for Dish network, but
I install security systems too.

Speaker 1 (22:43):
And I always need a little Phillips said screwdriver.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
I never have one, Okay, all right, just one of
those little sets that come with all the mini tools
is little Phillips head screwdriver. Yeah, man, I love it. Well,
thanks man, perfect, have a great day. John says tape
use it every day, just a big like six pack
and duct tape.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Yeah, Aiden said fidget spinner. Dude, My ADHD is crazy.

Speaker 6 (23:09):
That's awesome. Chris says, I'm a delivery driver. Simply a
cold bottle of water in summer. Oh, I know.

Speaker 2 (23:17):
My son does it.

Speaker 6 (23:18):
He leaves a cooler with water and like granola bars
and stuff in it for delivery drivers like take one if.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
You're yeah, yeah, I've seen that on TikTok before. They
put out little stacks and stuff you need.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
Like a giant hydroflask so you can keep your water
real cold during the day.

Speaker 6 (23:33):
Bobby wants a heavy duty putty knife to scrape slag
off of plasma cutter beams.

Speaker 5 (23:39):
I do not know what that means.

Speaker 2 (23:40):
I don't either.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
That sounded like pig Latin to me. No idea what
you just.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Said dirty a little bit.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
It does slag, Yeah, I hate it when afterwards I
gotta go get a washcloth the white to slag off
my generator.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Bean says ten milimeter socket. I do not want to
know what that's for. Let's see, we got three three
oh one says high rise window cleaner here and one
of the oh did you just read that? One of

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the long big water keys. What's that?

Speaker 4 (24:21):
A water key?

Speaker 5 (24:22):
A big water key, the ones that fit big water knobs,
and our heart is held a fine oh a key.
I don't know what you're talking about, but I really.

Speaker 4 (24:31):
Hope you can help you get like a four pack
of big water keys, for sure. Joe says, one of
those pull down window shades. Oh yeah, just keep everything
nice and cool.

Speaker 2 (24:40):
Okay, crack up because.

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Kelly goes ten milimeters socket. I don't want to know
what that means.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
It's just a wrench on it. Lisa says, a small
radio for my desk to listen to the blitz. Oh,
we appreciate you. We love that for you.

Speaker 4 (24:56):
In the summer hands baby powder and this summer, I
get see it.

Speaker 3 (25:01):
Where's that going?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah, be careful because there's a lot of lawsuits. But
that's all I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
It's a lot of lawsuits over baby powder.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Yes, yes, sir, don't using them in sensitive areas.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
People are suing baby powder because they're using it, yes,
on their sensitive bits.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
And then they're suing the baby powder company.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Yeah, because they're getting very, very terrible things happen.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh are they bacon bread? No?

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Law worse, they're in chemotherapy as we speak.

Speaker 3 (25:33):
Oh that's all I did.

Speaker 4 (25:35):
Really, that was like the biggest thing forever was to
So does corn starch work better?

Speaker 2 (25:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (25:41):
I don't know. But Johnson and Johnson's baby powder have
they have been sued multiple times over cancer.

Speaker 4 (25:47):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 5 (25:48):
Yeah, So just don't sticky.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Don't don't use baby powder.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
Use you shoes. Use it in your shoes. Oka like
a little bit of sweat relief. Not in the thel area.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Don't use it in the gentle area at all.

Speaker 5 (26:10):
Sensi okay area either or.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
Eight six nine seven said a megaphone. So when I'm
telling people to put their car in neutral at the
car wash, they'll hear me.

Speaker 3 (26:25):
Oh that's good.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
I Oh. I almost almost caused a car accident the
car wash, so two weeks ago, because it was reaching
the dryer part and they have the light at the
end telling you when to put it in and I
felt like the little the little click, like I thought
I was off the track, and then so I put
it in drive, but I wasn't till I stepped on
the brakes and it was still pushing me forward, and

(26:47):
then the car behind me was going I was like, oh,
I peeled out of the car wash and go I
already have rear wheel drive and the tires are already wet.
I was just like, I didn't wheel It was close.
I have a fast and furious that thing to wheelie,
but not quite.

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Ee ninety nine seven.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Oh that little, tiny, small gift that will help out
your work tremendously.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Aft ninety seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 1 (27:10):
Say now, all right, the three things you need to
know before you go.

Speaker 5 (27:16):
One person is dead following a pedestrian crash last night
in front of Polaris Mall. The Least say. It happened
at about nine to forty five pm. Thirty year old
Trayvon Wilford was running across Polaris Parkway west of Lyra Drive,
outside of the crosswalk and against the light, and somebody
who was driving west on Polaris Parkway hit him. He

(27:38):
was taking a grant where he was pronounced dead. The
driver did remain at the scene. What an awful thing
that person is left with for the rest of their life.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
I tell you what.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
I had a friend in Colorado Springs that this happened
to crossing the street at like ten pm and was
killed in by a hit by car. If I'm crossing
the street, especially even if there's a walk sign, I am.
I am three times, looking back and forth. And if

(28:08):
it's by some reason, if if for some reason, I'm
crossing against the light, there better not be a car
within a mile.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
You're talking about almost.

Speaker 5 (28:18):
Ten o'clock last night, dark and you're running against the
light across a How many lanes is that there?

Speaker 4 (28:26):
Five Claire's Parkway? Is Scott had be? I mean, I
mean what two to two in a turn lane?

Speaker 5 (28:33):
No, it's like two four across I mean across the mall.
It's like four lanes in one direction. It's so unfortunate,
it's awful. It's a sad story. Authorities in Tennessee speaking
of awful and authorities in Tennessee's received a Tennessee rather
received a nine to one to one call this week
that an infant in a car seat had been abandoned

(28:53):
on a stranger's lawn. The baby was checked out by
paramedics and was doing fine. Meanwhile, an urgent search began
for whomever left this child in someone's yard. Hours later,
law enforcement found the bodies of four people in a
wooded area about forty miles north of where the baby
was found. The four dead are identified as the child's parents,

(29:15):
a twenty one year old dad and a twenty year
old mom, the thirty eight year old grandmother, and the
child's fifteen year old uncle all dead in the woods.
And there are no suspects. Yeah, so they left the
child to live. Ditch the child. I don't know what
happened here, what a mystery, But like I said, there

(29:37):
are no suspects so far.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Well.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
Hey, imagine you've been working real hard on your sobriety
and you decide, you know what, I'm gonna buy a
Celsius energy drink for a little pick me up. You
crack that bad boy open, but instead of Celsius, you're
chugging a high noon vodka. All right. You know, there
was a mix up at the Celsiest packaging supplier. They
put high Noon Beach variety Seltzer in a bunch of

(30:04):
cans labeled Celsius Astro Vibe Energy Drink, Oops, and then
they shipped them to a few states, including Ohio. So listen,
if you have a Seltzer that you may be a
Celsius rather energy drink that you purchased in a pack
or a single. Google online what those impacted lot numbers are,

(30:25):
especially if you are, you know, a sober person.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
I've seen a lot of teenagers drinking those celsiuses lately.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah, searching around for certain numbers.

Speaker 4 (30:34):
Well if your teenager, my sixteen year old drinks them.
So he goes into the store and grabs one, comes
back out and starts tackling a little.

Speaker 5 (30:41):
Loopy no wasted. Yeah, you believe that. And instead of
the high they sent high Noon empty Celsius cans. Those
were empty, but the Celsius cans were filled with the
high Noon. There's weird mix up there. Those are your
three things, Thick.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Do you have any like somber or like meditation type music?
I do that you could pull up real quick because
I need to. I need to woo saw real quick,
because I consider myself very level headed.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
I don't I don't get angry a lot. I'm very
go with the flow.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
But for some reason, this really just irked me this morning,
and it shouldn't.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (31:34):
Thank you, Thick, thank you very much. Into the nose,
out through the mouth. I really don't know why this
is upsetting me so much because every generation has their
own terms they have, they have things that they say
or how they It just seems like lately, over the

(31:56):
past I don't know, ten years or so, everything has
a label, and it's like, you don't have to label everything.
Everything doesn't need a name, and this one really just
Kylie Kelcey, wife of Jason kelce has come into her
own in popularity over the past few years and she
actually has her own podcast that she does now. And

(32:20):
I have a clip from her podcast that recently was
released talking about her kids and the summertime and what
she's doing.

Speaker 3 (32:29):
Take a listen to what she's doing with her kids now.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
It's called feral Child Summer.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
I love the idea of ferl Child Summer. I currently
will unleash my children into the backyard.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
If one of them ends.

Speaker 11 (32:43):
Up digging out a rock, half at it, if another
one ends up climbing up the place that having a
whole pretend play situation or scenario made up great. I
love watching them play.

Speaker 4 (32:58):
Do you mean you let your kids go out and
play but feral Child Summer? No, your kids are playing.
Your kid dug up a rock that's a Feral Child Summer.
Your kid put on a cape and made up a
story in his head and climbed on top of the

(33:19):
play set. That's a fair o child. No, you let
your kids go outside and play in the backyard. That's
not feral Child Summer.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
If it were up to me, we would ban hot takes.

Speaker 3 (33:33):
Yes, yes, tell you hot takes.

Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
Do you know? For for an entire year, I was
home Sweet Home Man because that was the only kitchen
towel my mom would it would pin to the back
of my shirt. Was a that was my cape. That
was my cap. I was home Sweet Home Man. Was
a little kitchen towel. I was allowed to go playing.
She'd take two safety pin it to my shoulders. That

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was my cap, and I go running around in the backyard,
jumping off the tree. Home Sweet Home Man, It.

Speaker 5 (34:06):
Comes to save the day. Home Sweet Home Man.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
Feral Child Summer.

Speaker 5 (34:13):
Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
I love the Kelsey's. I think they're hysterical. Great job,
but letting your kid, releasing your kids to the backyard
so they dig up rocks.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
That's what I love. I release them into the backyard,
your fenced backyard in your mansion.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
Yeah, real feral.

Speaker 4 (34:36):
No feral child summer was we used to do when
you were kicked out of the house at nine am
after your bowl of cereal? Get out?

Speaker 3 (34:44):
How about don't come back, drop.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Me off at the abandoned Sears building parking lot, and
let us see what we can get into that. Right now,
there's a feral kids summer. And I still approve of that.

Speaker 6 (34:55):
Oh she would she wouldn't believe the stuff we did
during a real feral child summer.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Yeah, and I get it. She's what young thirties. I mean,
it's it's a different generation. But fairal Child.

Speaker 5 (35:07):
You we cancel people like this, Honestly, I don't we
put our focus on canceling anybody who gives us a
hot take and has to create a term, create a term, right, canceled.

Speaker 4 (35:19):
I am in love with this fairal child summer where
I open the door and my kids go running outside
and they dig in the dirt.

Speaker 10 (35:29):
They're so fairal If they find a stick, oh boy,
I'm all they want to jump off the place that
I say, go for it.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
You do your shut up, my little orangery child dug
hole in the backyard.

Speaker 4 (35:49):
What okay, I'm off my soapbox Here's here's what I
will say. I'm I'm happy that your kids are going
out to play because I think that is something that
is missing a little bit.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
So good on them for going outside and.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Playing, I think.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
But it's not a feral child summer.

Speaker 5 (36:13):
Everybody's trying to reinvent the wheel.

Speaker 4 (36:15):
I feel like, yeah, because they need to create something
so they have something to talk about and something that
you know, can get draws people in. So now other
thirty year old parents would be like, yeses, wow, feral
child summer. That's the best idea. I'm going to do
that with my kids.

Speaker 5 (36:34):
Just stop doing churiated activities and let them go in
the backyard.

Speaker 4 (36:37):
Oh my god, they might get dirty.

Speaker 6 (36:41):
Laurie said, our feral child summer. Back in the day,
we got on our bikes, didn't see our parents till dark.
I get white bugs, You goose.

Speaker 3 (36:47):
Yes, don't come back until the street light turns on.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
And that's it. That's all there is to it.

Speaker 5 (36:53):
You know what, though, Listen, we were probably all idiots
when we were thirty, right. I mean our hot takes
when we were thirty that we couldn't broadcast into the world.
We probably had them, and we probably sounded just as dumb.

Speaker 4 (37:06):
I don't know, no, I don't think so no, I know,
I don't think like no, not like this, not not
renaming going out to play fairal child summer.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
That is so infuriating.

Speaker 4 (37:21):
I mean, what's gonna happen, Kylie Kelsey when your kid
learns to drink from the water hose instead of out
of the aquafina chilled bottle that you give them every day. Jason,
very great way.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
I remember this.

Speaker 6 (37:35):
The news station literally reminded our parents, it's nine o'clock.

Speaker 2 (37:38):
Do you know where your kids are?

Speaker 7 (37:39):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (37:40):
What a thank you, Jason. Welcome to your Thursday. I
know a few moments who I said Wednesday. I don't
know why I was trying to backtrack, but everybody let
you know they did. Yep, thank you for that. It
is Thursday. I get it. If the week isn't going
the you had hoped, Let's see if we can make

(38:01):
you feel a little bit better by visiting one of
my favorite websites. And that would be f My Life,
where people go on and admit the things that are
going wrong in there so you can feel better about yours.
Got a juicy little list for you today. This person
says today, I managed to multitask too much at work.
I turned around, adjusted my glasses, swept the hair out
of my face, and blinked. In the process, I walked

(38:22):
into my manager, causing me to simultaneously punch myself in
the mouth.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
Who Yeah, one thing at a time.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Yeah, blogging through, Fix your glasses, flip your hair, turn
around back right in the jaw. Today I interviewed my
first person ever for the store I'm opening. She wasn't
a good fit and I told her so and she
took it really personally, but later to apologize, she sent
several nudes to my personal cell phone. My wife saw

(38:51):
them immediately. Well, I mean, how do I get You
can try and explain it, but is the wife still
going to be mad?

Speaker 5 (39:03):
I mean, your personal cell phone? What are we dealing
in personal cell phone?

Speaker 4 (39:07):
That's true, that's unless that's you're like, if you're opening
a business, that's your contact point, you know, if you
don't have a business phone yet.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
But that would be awkward for you.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
I mean you got to come forward right away and say,
look with this nut just did Yes, I interviewed her
and I didn't give her the job, and she just
sent me to these Yes, Yeah, you gotta nip in
the bud right world, pouring over every inch of those nudes,
you better believe in.

Speaker 8 (39:32):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (39:34):
Today, after nearly eight months of an employee of unemployment,
I started a great new job. After seven and a
half hours of work, my new boss comes up to
me to tell me what a great job I'm doing,
but that he somehow forgot to clear the new hire
with the company owners, so I'm fired. Hello unemployment. Today,

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I was draining the water from my fish bowl out
into the kitchen sink, was still in it and decided
to go with the flow, literally right into the garbage disposal.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
That is your fault. Why did you not net that
thing out and put it in some water in a
side bowl?

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Valid question, however, it continues to say. I was too
scared to stick my hand down in there to save it,
so I panicked and I turned on the garbage. Dude.
On the flip side of that, it's a goldfish. Go
spend a dollar and get yourself a new one.

Speaker 3 (40:26):
You'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Okay, Oh, let's see today my fiance said we should
get married in a Satanic temple.

Speaker 3 (40:35):
He's already found one that he likes.

Speaker 4 (40:37):
And says we should get matching tattoos instead of rings. Ladies,
never did a man who didn't have a rebellious period
as a teenager, or it will come out in his thirties.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
You gotta be you gotta be past that your thirties,
you do.

Speaker 4 (40:51):
Yeah, And you figure, if you're talking marriage, you're you've
already kind of discussed what kind of wedding do you want?
You're not just gonna throw it out there. Hey, let's
get married at a Satanic temple.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Yeah, I feel like you knew that going in. Honestly,
that isn't a surprise. Is it that he wanted a
Satanic wedding? That can't be a surprise.

Speaker 4 (41:08):
It seems like it would be an odd surprise to
pop up, for sure. Today I took an IQ test
and ended up scoring above average. Feeling good about myself,
I decided to bake some cookies. After thirty minutes of
them not doing anything in the oven, I realized I
forgot to turn the oven on. There is a big difference.
There's a huge difference between IQ test and everyday Life

(41:31):
book Smarts and street Spark.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
Common sense.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
Yeah, yeah, common sense absolutely. Today I went on a
blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to
I thought was him, smiled and said, hey, you look
even cuter in person. He looked horrified. It wasn't my date.
My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me
mid latte.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
No, I think that is a cute origin story. That
whole thing went the way it did not go the
way it should have. That is a cute origin story.
Anyway this works out, you either get together with the
guy you mistook for your date, or the eight watches
and is like, this is hilarious. I'm documenting this on video.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
Yeah, I wouldn't have. I mean, unless she turned out
to be a horrible person. I'm absolutely sticking around. I'm
gonna use that for the rest of our relationship.

Speaker 5 (42:11):
So he's cuter than you expected. Yeah, huh what does
that mean?

Speaker 4 (42:17):
Today? The girl, the girl I like, sent me a
Facebook message telling me how the message I left on
her phone was one of the funniest drunk dials she's
ever gotten. I'm debating whether or not I should tell
her that I don't drink. Oh wow, it wasn't him
that left the message. But if she liked it, do
you just leave it?

Speaker 3 (42:37):
Alone.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
Is that you're in Is that your wastion going? Yes, yeah,
I don't know. I would probably keep a secret. I'm
not telling her, right, you're.

Speaker 5 (42:44):
Like, ah, yeah, I know, right, funny she wants spot
for drinks and you go no. I quit drinking as
soon as I.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
Soon as I left that message. Yeah, I quit drinking.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
And finally, today, to make a good impression, I brought
in homemade blueberry muffins for my Newish co workers. Everyone
loved them up until the guy with a nut allergy
had to be rushed to the hospital. Turns out my
almond milk wasn't as nut free as I thought.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
That's not nuts.

Speaker 3 (43:11):
Why would you think that. I don't know another it's
called almond milk.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
I hope you're feeling better about your day, f my life.
All right, let me start by saying, it's been fun.
I don't know what's gonna happen.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
At ten oh one this morning after the show is over.

Speaker 4 (43:31):
I might get called into the boss's office because I gotta,
I gotta, I gotta, I gotta call some people out
and have to be some of the bosses because it's
about two weeks ago that uh, well, we've shared this
information before, but usually ten oh one we say goodbye,
and the first thing I do is, it's that time

(43:52):
of the morning. I'm walking across the hall and I'm
I'm taking some time for myself.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
Let's put it that way. And here's a little more
fun fact information for you.

Speaker 4 (44:03):
If I walk in there and someone is in there already,
because we have three stalls in the men's room, yeah,
if someone is in.

Speaker 3 (44:11):
There currently Midtown and downtown, yes, I'll turn around and
walk back. I'll walk out.

Speaker 2 (44:16):
I think that's for me.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Oh, even if it's somebody who's in uptown or downtown,
you won't take the opposite side.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
You just get out and get out.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Leave me alone.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
You're not going to your private time with your with
TikTok right with somebody else in there, gotcha? Gotcha?

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Leave me alone. And if I'm in there already, nothing
I can do. People go in whatever. But yeah, someone's
already in there. I'm leaving.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
So a couple of weeks ago, I go in there
by myself and then someone walks in and says, goose yeah,
And I can't remember what it was about, but they
had said something that lasted I don't know.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Fifteen seconds or so, and I come to the studio
and I tell them I was like, what, why would
you do that?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
And then yesterday I'm in there doing my thing and
our boss comes in.

Speaker 2 (45:06):
You gonna call it somebody, You gotta say their name.

Speaker 4 (45:09):
That's that's our that's our it's our, it's our GM,
that's our big boss comes in and goes goos. This
is a different person, different person, a higher a higher
up level person than the first person. This is a
big boss. Guys said, yeah, sorry, I just I got
I recognize.

Speaker 5 (45:29):
Shoes, all right, Oh so sorry that we're friendly here,
Goose and then.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Proceeds to ask me questions about an idea we had
for the show. And he's getting into details about something
we had an idea of the show, and I'm like, uh.

Speaker 5 (45:45):
Huh oh, and you're mid maybe, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (45:52):
Man?

Speaker 5 (45:53):
That is a really vulnerable, self conscious state to be
in to have a business meeting.

Speaker 10 (46:00):
Yeah, don't talk to people.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
Want to pupin Okay, listen, I am guilty of that
because I don't want to be rude. There are only
a certain number of women in here early and if
I go in there and somebody's already in there, I'm
always saying hello. Always. I'm just like, hey, sorry to
follow you in here, be real quick, that's all. I'm
not trying to like, I'm not trying to interrupt somebody's flow.

(46:25):
I'm not trying to interrupt some peaceful time for someone.
But I am not going to be rude and not
say hello. It's not about the.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
Old building to say hello to at times.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Okay, So walking in one of the stalls, door shut.
We only have like a limited number of employees here.
I guess you could just ostensibly be quiet, but I
do feel like maybe some of us are just friendly.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
There are other places to be friendly. Eight two one,
ninety ninety seven. All my crazy is this a calm thing?
Is this an Ohio thing maybe where you talk to
people while they're pooping.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
I would say no, because most people would agree with you.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Okay, I hope so.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
Okay, But the person, the big boss that did that
to you. So one day I went in to use
the urinal and he came in right after me, and
he went into a stall, closed the door, sat down,
and starts talking to me from the stall.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
Hey, well you've got you ready for fantasy football this year?

Speaker 6 (47:26):
He starts having a whole football conversation with me while
he's sitting on the stall.

Speaker 4 (47:30):
No Carrie, Carrie text in, no talking in the restroom.
It's universal, That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I don't hate it. I think it's nice. I think
people are just being friendly.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
I have done it before.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
Now listen, I don't If you're standing at a urinal like,
I think that's kind of an odd if you're you
don't see each other, like, you're not looking at you're
not watching someone poop, right, so if they're saying hello,
who cares? They're not like standing there?

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Why I would be more comfortable.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
More comfortable because we have three yearnals.

Speaker 4 (48:01):
Right. So if someone's in uptown and I take downtown,
you look at the wall, but you're like, what's up?

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Good day?

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Okay, great, that's less than someone in the stall poopin.
If the doors shut, someone that you don't, you don't
talk to that person.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
Bobby, Bobby his ex wife used to come in and
sit on the tubble.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He was no, no, no, there's no.

Speaker 6 (48:26):
Way you're the do everything in front of each other
in the bathroom.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Not having Sam's right, He says, there's a big difference
in saying hi and moving on and then trying to
have a business meeting, like I'm a high and move
on person. I'm like hey, and then I'm in there
real quick, wash my hands and take out bla.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
It's hi, who's this blad? Hello? Hello? Hi, who's this?

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (48:51):
It's Nick? Nick?

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Nick? All right?

Speaker 2 (48:53):
Nick?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Are you a pooper talker?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Well?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
No, not necessarily, no at all. But I would say that.

Speaker 7 (49:03):
They people do say some of your.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Best thoughts come on the commode or in the shower.

Speaker 4 (49:09):
I get maybe more meetings, Maybe more meetings need to
be held, like maybe Greek roomans violence, so then everyone
has their best ideas. Think down, okay, has a good butt? Okay, okay,
not bad, not bad. Appreciate the call, Tammy. I like
your idea. Tammy says, it sounds like I need to

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invest in some secret poop shoes.

Speaker 3 (49:32):
So I change my shoes before I go to the bathroom, so.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
No one knows use those No, can you use those
kind of shoes that have the toes like the runners,
each one like.

Speaker 4 (49:45):
The water shoes where each toe is separate. Because that's
not a bad idea, because I'm very I'm a one
shoe kind of guy. I'm my white on whites. I
wear it just about every day, very easy to recognize.
So yeah, I could totally see that. Maybe just grab
some crocks and bring them in with you.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
Yeah, it's just secret poop shoes.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
This person said, this is why I'm so glad I
work in a hospital that has private bathrooms. Ain't nobody
going to come in and talk to me in the
middle of my one star?

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Absolutely?

Speaker 4 (50:12):
I mean, as it turns out, I just learned our
boss is an is literally an ish talker.

Speaker 6 (50:18):
Yes, I mean, but should I be bothered if he's
talking to me from the store?

Speaker 5 (50:23):
Was What it proves is he's not trying to like
big time you. He's like, if you're a poop and
I'll talk to you, and I'll talk to you like
you're in here.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
He has recently read the book Everybody Poops, Yes, and
so he's all about it. Okay, blitz, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 1 (50:41):
Nick?

Speaker 4 (50:42):
Nick? Another? Nick? All right? Nick? Are you? Are you
a bathroom talker?

Speaker 7 (50:47):
Absolutely not? And I hate public bathrooms. I eve been
trying to find a job close to my house so
I can go to the bathroom while I'm at work
on my lunch break. I'll hold it in his bathrooms.
I think they're absolutely discosage.

Speaker 4 (51:03):
Yeah, I agree, I am. I am not a fan.
It takes a lot for me to go.

Speaker 3 (51:08):
I have to go go if I'm going to use
a public bathroom.

Speaker 7 (51:11):
But old talk in. I got two kids and a lady,
and my lady will try to talk to me through
the door. I just I get Cherry Red screaming, Now
leave me alone.

Speaker 4 (51:25):
I will be out in thirty seven minutes. I can
talk to you.

Speaker 2 (51:28):
Then.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
What's the problem.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Okay, let me tell you guys this, Josh texted in.
I once had a boss come up to me and
put his hand on my shoulder while I was standing
at the.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Europe I'm getting fired.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
You wanted to chat.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
Josh am getting fired?

Speaker 1 (51:50):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (51:51):
It made this? Is this the thing? DJ said? Talking
in the best bathroom is a woman thing.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
I don't know. I do it, man, I'm probably offending
a million people, but I do it.

Speaker 2 (52:01):
Dominate.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
He says, Yeah, do not talk to me when I'm
on the pooper. I'm trying to concentrate on dark, devious things.

Speaker 4 (52:08):
Yeah that is true. Aaron says, you get the head nod.
You don't ask what's up? You just get the little
this little head.

Speaker 3 (52:16):
That's it. Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
I know, I I I can't fathom this being a thing.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Uh Now, our boss is the nicest guy. He's a
talkative guy.

Speaker 2 (52:29):
He's the best.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah, but that one.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Particular instance, I was like, what is happening here?

Speaker 2 (52:33):
He's probably laughing right now. Probably he's going to talk
to you more in the bathroom. Now you watch.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
See that's the problem. Now it's going to become a thing. Then, hey,
you've got just over two hours if you haven't set
the alarm on your phone. In case you didn't know,
today is early bird Sonic Temple Day tickets go on sale.
Early bird tickets the Columbus Owner's Plus starts at ten am,

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Rock Royalty at eleven am, and then all twenty twenty
five purchasers can jump on at twelve pm to buy
your blind Sonic Temple tickets. Basically you get the cheapest price.
But of course they haven't announced anyone yet. Doesn't matter, however,
I mean, call me crazy. I'm putting I'm putting my
money on a parlay bet, and that parlay bet is

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shine Down and food Fighters.

Speaker 5 (53:24):
Are going to be there, all right, I'll take it.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
That's my parlay bet that those are gonna be two
of the Foo fighters gonna be obviously one of the headliners.

Speaker 2 (53:31):
China would probably that would be a head headliner.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, I think.

Speaker 5 (53:35):
We're due for Megadeth again. Definitely.

Speaker 2 (53:38):
He if and I bring me the horizon isn't there,
I'm gonna lose mind.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
I feel like they will be. It's your youth.

Speaker 2 (53:43):
But will they be on tour over here?

Speaker 4 (53:45):
That's what it is.

Speaker 6 (53:46):
Yeah, it's always on too. People are like, why didn't
they get this man? Well, they were, they were in Europe.
What do you want him to do?

Speaker 4 (53:50):
Now?

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Let me say that if you are going to do
be doing a blind purchase here today for Sonic Temple,
make sure you really read the details because there are
so many different packages and they all include like a
bunch of different variations. Make sure you're getting exactly what
you want.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Yeah, so big deal this year is Field passes do
not get you into the stands like sometimes you know,
I always get Field, but sometimes.

Speaker 2 (54:14):
You might want to go out and sit down and
watch a band. You can't do that. You have to
buy the field. The GA plus now.

Speaker 5 (54:20):
I am imagining they had to do that because during
Metallica in May, this last Sonic Temple, for people who
did have seats in the stands, they purchased those specifically,
they couldn't find places to sit because people from the
floor decided they wanted to sit down from Metallica, and
that really wasn't fair.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
But you know what, you know what was weird is
the Rock Royalty passes had the reserved seats in the
stands and there were a ton of empty.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Role at that point. Yeah, you open it up.

Speaker 6 (54:51):
Here's the big downer for this year or next next
May because of construction.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
There is no camping next year? There what there's no camping?

Speaker 5 (55:03):
Really, I did not hear that.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Yeah, Heather was like.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
We met it last night. She goes, they're not gonna
have camping to.

Speaker 5 (55:09):
You know what, somebody needs to step forward with a
bunch of land.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
How many cameras do they have every year time?

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Like, here's some land around uh Crew Stadium or Classic
Story Story.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Are they gonna where are they gonna put everyone that
usually camps?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Why, They're just not going to be able they get
hotels or whatever.

Speaker 6 (55:28):
I mean, people locally camp there so they don't have
to drive in and out.

Speaker 3 (55:32):
Oh, I'm we got to go in on some land somewhere.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
I'm trying to think, like I don't know, you're right
next to some there's come on, step up, there's nothing,
there's nowhere.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
There's no piece of land.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
There has to be like a gigantic uh corner lot
that doesn't have a house on it. Come on, Linden, somebody.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
I was looking at all the packages.

Speaker 6 (55:54):
There is nothing for camping hotel packages.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
So once again coming up here in just over two hours,
the Columbus Owners Club purchasers ten am Early Birds, Sonic
Temple Tickets, Rock Royalty at eleven am, and then all
of the purchasers at twelve pm. However, how about locking
in your pair of GA weekend passes right now? You
can text the keywords Sonic to eight two one ninety
nine seven oh now through Sunday for your chance to

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win right off the bat.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
Yeah draw yeah, And then here we're gonna have passes
all next week to.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Get Oh boys, I did not hear that with thick.

Speaker 5 (56:28):
Rick's mom texted and how about Alison chains, yeah, bring.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
It back absolutely goes see Alison change Yes a lot
of people were bummed the very sad. Yes, absolutely so
uh hopefully you can jump on and get your Sonic
Temple passes is of course, we're already counting down the
days and looking forward to Sonic Temple twenty twenty six.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
And now the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
A Dayton man and former Columbus resident is accused of
threatening to kill a US congressman if thei age is
arrested sixty year old Jeffrey Dorsey. This week, Authorready say
Dorsey called the unnamed lawmaker's main office line and left
a voicemail threatening to cut off his head if he
voted in favor of cuts to medicaid. Wow, I feel
like you catch more flies with what is it, honey,

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honey than you do with with threatening. A federal prosecutor s.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
You catch more flies with honey than you do threatening
to decapitate them.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
Yes, yeah, uh that should be a tattoo. It really
should be, absolutely Federal prosecutor say Dorsey could up face
up to five years in prison if convicted. A twenty
eight year old Arkansas man has been arrested in the
killings of a married couple in front of their children.
At Devil's Den State Park over the weekend. We talked
about this earlier in the week. Arkansas State Police arrested

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James McGann and charged him with two counts of capital murder.
Police did not mention a possible motive. Forty three year
old Clinton Brink and forty one year old Kristen Brink
were found dead on Saturday on a walking trail at
Devil's Den. Their daughters were there, seven years old and
nine years old. They were not hurt and they are
being cared for by family members. Former NBA star Gilbert

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Arenas has been arrested along with five others, including a
suspected member of an Israeli organized crime group, on suspicion
of hosting illegal high stakes poker games at Arenas's La mansion.
Federal prosecutors say all six defendants are charged with two
accounts involving illegal gambling. If convicted, the defendants would face

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a maximum ten years now. Arenas is also charged with
lying to federal investigators. The defendants are believed to have
hosted illegal poker games, and they're also accused of hiring
young women to serve drinks and provide massages and quote
unquote companionship to players in exchange for tips, and then
these girls had to give back a percentage of their tips.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
Oh, well to the house.

Speaker 4 (58:56):
Ups.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Well, the house always gets ten percent of everything.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
Yeah, but look, if you're holding a poker game at
your house, screw you. I'm allowed to play poker at
my house with my friends. I don't care how much
a one to two game or a one hundred five
hundred game, none of your business. Now, if you've got
a legal prostitution going on, that's the whole of the story.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
But that I don't really see that being I'm sure
that it will become part of the charges. But the
charges are illegal gambling. Like what makes it? I guess
what makes it illegal? Is it like what you have
to anti? Is it like you do? Is it the money?
The amount of money involved takes it illegal? What is it?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
Usually?

Speaker 4 (59:34):
It's if you are taking a rake like.

Speaker 5 (59:37):
You are taking we're taking a rok.

Speaker 3 (59:38):
Okay, that's what's illegal.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
If you're just playing, Yeah, if you're just playing with
your buddies, you're allowed to have a house poker game, okay.

Speaker 3 (59:46):
But if the house is taking.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
A cut and you're taking a rake from the game,
then that's that's over the problem.

Speaker 5 (59:51):
Yeah, and then you're getting ten percent from the hose.
As they walk out the door, you're like hand out, handed.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
Over, hand it over. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Oh, I shouldn't say hos. They're just trying to make
a living.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
Yeah, he's running an unlicensed casino.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Yeah, that's what's going on.

Speaker 2 (01:00:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:06):
Anyway, he could get ten years for this man, Gilbert
Wild All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:10):
Did he not read the book Molly's Game?

Speaker 3 (01:00:13):
Come on?

Speaker 4 (01:00:13):
Probably not or see the movie at least.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
I mean, how do you get how do you how
do you know a member of the Masade? I mean,
I'm assuming that's the Israeli organized crime group. What else
is there? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:25):
Maybe there's a question, I mean, how do you know
what person?

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Did you say that the Pope talk about the poker table?

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
No, it said Gilbert's Casino or Gilbert's poker house something
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
It was like in print print on the table, did
he so Merge? I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:00:45):
Oh my gosh, that's great. All right, AnyWho, those are
your three things?

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:00:51):
We got to dive into some medical stories here, because
these two stories are going to affect a lot of people,
at least fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Percent of us for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:01:04):
The first story is for the people out there using
ozempic or other weight loss type drugs, because although you
may be losing a bunch of weight, this new report
says that there is one thing that may result and
may see a huge boom due to ozempic and other
weight loss drugs, and that is face lifts. Because you

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are losing weight so fast, your skin doesn't have enough
time to naturally react and adjust, so they're seeing a
lot of more wrinkles and saggy skin around the face.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
So they are.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
Saying that the weight loss is the result of seeing
an increase in facelifts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:48):
Okay, I believe that. Have you ever seen like a facelift?
It is pretty hardcore, like a full facelift, not like
a low lift. Not yeah there, it's it's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
The only the only thing I've seen is on Nip
Tuck where they've shown some stuff where they just pull
everything enough.

Speaker 5 (01:02:08):
That's probably enough to see. But they are they some
of them are.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Good and some of them some of them are not good.

Speaker 5 (01:02:16):
They're taking a risk, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:17):
And they're they're not only talking about just the actual
like face lift, but they're talking about the fillers that
people are using to kind of fill in those gaps
where the where the wrinkles are and stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
And so one doctor says, Ozempic.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
Face is a real thing that sounds like a D
level Batman villain face comes at you and they can
like constantly change because they have all that loose skin. Yeah. Absolutely,

(01:02:51):
so they say that, Yeah, he is seeing a lot
of huge increase in fillers and facelifts due to Ozempic face.
So if you're using ozempic, just be leary that Olympic
face maybe in your future. Starty number two takes us
to the University of Bristol where Dan Bumguard, a researcher,
has just led a new study about a phenomenon that

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takes place in the summertime. And I'm gonna I'm still
this is one of those those things that I'm trying
to figure out how they spent money on this?

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
Where did you get funding for this? Because we already
knew this.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
This is one of those studies where they're studying something
we already knew. That is because Dan Bunguard decided to
research the fact that as temperatures rise, men will notice
their scrotums appear looser and more pendulum pendulous, a phenomenon

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known as summer long balls.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Wait, this is something we all knew, what every man did? Okay,
well is this is news to me? So please continue.

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
It is a we have known forever that in colder temperatures,
things tighten up.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
In warmer temperatures, things loosen up.

Speaker 4 (01:04:10):
And that is a medical reaction because your sperm has
to maintain a certain it could very easily be killed off,
and it has to maintain a perfect temperature, so it
uses your body heat to do that. So when it's
cold outside, the testes get a little tighter and closer, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
And then when it's a little warmer they hang low.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
What was it called again, summer long balls?

Speaker 5 (01:04:33):
Pendulous?

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Pendulous?

Speaker 5 (01:04:36):
Now all I can think of is the pendulum a cosi?

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
Yes, yes, absolutely, they swing it.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
In hot weather, the dartose MUCKs muscles relax, allowing the
testes to hang longer, long, longer, and increased surface area
for cooling. When temperatures drop, the muscles contract, drawing the
testies close to the body.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
How did Dan not know this?

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
How did you get funding for this research? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
Maybe Dan is short for Daniella, because I'm sorry, but
I didn't know this. I knew about the coldness because
shrinkage and seinfeld, I knew all about that, but I
did not know the things started. Uh, they were became
low hanging fruit.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
I guess yes, they either there's extra skin, it gets trouprier.
That's what happens a one you're penduluming.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Yes, I am. It's it's like the bells at Notre Dame.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
And dying, dying, dying.

Speaker 3 (01:05:37):
I mean, come on, summer long balls.

Speaker 5 (01:05:39):
You set up pegs all around so that you can
knock them down all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:43):
No, pale, I mean again, you've got the extra skin.
You've got the extra summer long But see, I used
to just call them ozembic balls when they would hang
that low.

Speaker 9 (01:05:55):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Our first story takes us over to TikTok, where there
is a young woman by the name of Angelica who
is on the social media site. And let me play
you a clip from her latest TikTok video and listen
closely to what she says.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Guys, guess what came today.

Speaker 2 (01:06:21):
I'll give you a clue.

Speaker 6 (01:06:24):
If you're new here, you had my husband's tattoo preserved.

Speaker 11 (01:06:27):
I'm gonna go live tonight at six o'clock Eastern Standard
time to tell you all about it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:31):
Take you the final piece.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
I hope to see there.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Bye.

Speaker 4 (01:06:35):
So, Kelly, you got, you got? The gears are turning.
You heard what she said? What do you what do
you think happened to you?

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
I think her husband died and she had the tattoo
taken off his body.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
That's exactly what happened.

Speaker 4 (01:06:45):
What the heck, that's exactly what happened. She framed her
late husband's tattoo, which was a skull in black and
yellow featuring the Pittsburgh Steelers helmet because he was a
big Pittsburgh this fan. After his passing, she worked with
a company to carefully remove and preserve the skin and

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frame it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Yeah, that really makes me queasy. I feel like, couldn't
you take a picture of it and then have a
tattoo artist like replicate.

Speaker 4 (01:07:16):
It or or or or get a tattoo artist to
like draw what the original stencil was like and frame.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
That and what are the are there any like health
concern right? Like can you just have your deceased person's
skin removed and framed. What type of bio hazard are
we talking here? Oh, I mean formaldehyde? Does that thing
stink inside that? Like you know with Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Is it like one of those old like toys filled
with water? Like when you turn it, there's like a
couple of little bubbles and the juice like floats around.

Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
I don't to each their own. I know everybody grieves
in their own way, and it's a horrible, awful thing
to experience. But I don't imagine that that would be
something I would ever want.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Gaylord Fokker's mom saved his circumcisions skin.

Speaker 5 (01:08:09):
Yeah, but we're not talking movies though that In real
life this is so dexterous.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Mary says, I had a photo take in of Bill's
tattoo preservation and I got one of them on my arm.
There you go, there you go. Haven't read drawn or
take a picture and have it recreated?

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
You don't? And how many how many layers?

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Like how is it?

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
What do you chunk the whole thing?

Speaker 2 (01:08:33):
All?

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Oh my gosh. And who agreed to do this? Like
who removed it? Is what I'm asking?

Speaker 3 (01:08:40):
And do you have to get special permission?

Speaker 4 (01:08:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
Was the health department involved here? And there are a
lot of unanswered questions.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
Aren't there so many? But this just seems psycho to me.
Taking off a pound of flesh and having it framed
to preserve Oh, Mary says, they do preserve tattoos. It's
a service you can get done through the funeral home.

Speaker 5 (01:09:07):
What is that, right?

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:09:11):
Okay, there we go and listen. I'm not criticizing. Like
I said, to each their own, I'm criticizing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:17):
That's crazy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
I wouldn't do it myself because that feels very.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
It feels very dexterish.

Speaker 4 (01:09:27):
You can't go, you know what, gangle file in your
husband's arm or whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:33):
I'm gonna say it's worse than Dexter because all Dexter
did was take a little drop of blood and smear
it on a slide and save it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
It's it's uh, it's it's what's his name, Billy? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
The silence of the lambs?

Speaker 5 (01:09:45):
Oh yeah, yeah, with the skin, yeah, wild Bill.

Speaker 4 (01:09:55):
Our second story comes out of Nebraska by way of Ohio.

Speaker 3 (01:09:59):
Though.

Speaker 4 (01:09:59):
If you had a big party plan and you were
going to get you freak on this weekend, well, a
semi truck driver from or in Lincoln, Nebraska may have
ruined your weekend plans because around three forty five, two
days ago, a truck driver was pulled over in Lincoln
from the Sheriff's office, and when they pulled him over,

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they found through the canine unit that he was carrying
one hundred and thirty five pounds of marijuana and one
hundred and seventeen pounds of mushrooms in his truck. Thirty
year old Gerbidim Burek was on his way to Ohio
with the delivery they found out. So unfortunately, if this

(01:10:45):
was a part of your delivery, I'm sorry.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Somebody's got gerbidem in their cell phone right now. You're
listening right now.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Raw, I needed mushrooms this weekend. You've ruined my house party,
So I apologize if that was on your plans. But yes,
Jerbidine will not be seeing you anytime soon. By the way,
don't go driving down Interstate eighty with one hundred and
thirty five pounds of marijuana and one hundred and seventeen

(01:11:13):
pounds of.

Speaker 5 (01:11:14):
Mushrooms unless you can get here by tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
You're not so breaking news.

Speaker 10 (01:11:20):
It rubs the motion on its skin, or else it
gets the hose again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:30):
All right, as I was doom scrolling yesterday, I came
across the TikTok and it quickly became my favorite TikTok
because I agree with this father. I don't have a
problem with this. I think this is borderline or not borderline,
factual good parenting, and I love what this dad did.

(01:11:53):
The videos about forty five seconds long. You gotta listen
closely to the progression of the story. But uh, I'll
tell you this. The video comes from a ring camera
at the front door of a house, and the first
thing you see is a young boy preteen, twelve maybe

(01:12:16):
somewhere in there, and he he runs up to the door.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
That's that's the setup.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
That's what you see when you first open the video
is the ring camera and this boy runs up to
the door, and this is what happens. What do you
can help you?

Speaker 7 (01:12:33):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:12:36):
What are you doing here?

Speaker 10 (01:12:37):
Primarily?

Speaker 12 (01:12:38):
Sorry, I was going to ding dong ditch you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:12:41):
I'm super sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
So you're out here doing this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:45):
I will call him right now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:47):
Yeah, he does know.

Speaker 9 (01:12:48):
I felt that what.

Speaker 10 (01:12:52):
I've been taught.

Speaker 8 (01:12:56):
Dad.

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Yeah, he goes ding dong dishing with you.

Speaker 10 (01:13:00):
Yeah, he says. It's a core childhood memory.

Speaker 2 (01:13:03):
And he wants to be a part of it, right.

Speaker 8 (01:13:08):
Go, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
The kid runs up to the door. Before he can
push the button, the owner of the house opens the
door and the kid goes, oh crap, and sure enough,
does your dad know?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
And the dad in the background, what's taking so long? Well,
run you idiot, I mean run idiot. And then the
kid runs, but the dad had already run the other
direction across the streets, and he's like, no, this way,

(01:13:51):
go back to the kids, saying he got caught.

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
I got caught.

Speaker 5 (01:13:57):
You know what you're out here doing this?

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
I'll call him right now.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Yeah, he does know.

Speaker 8 (01:14:02):
I doubt that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
Pop.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
Is that your dad?

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
I mean, come on, that's great, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Do you have any issue with this? Let me let
me ask you two questions. First question, do you have
any issue with the dad doing this?

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
No, it's a total blast, like you have a rad dad. Now,
if it's at two in the morning, I have a
problem with it, course, but not at all. You can
do that before nine pm all day, all day.

Speaker 4 (01:14:34):
You have permission, okay, And as the homeowner, you're not
gonna get mad at this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:39):
Cares Yeah, especially when the kid's like I was gonna
ding dong ditch you. I'm so sorry, Like you got
to offer the kid a candy bar or something, right,
he's a sweet little boy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
I'm sorry I got caught. I mean, come texted rolling
intil people saw this video. I can't like ninety nine seven. No,
I can't imagine getting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Mad at this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:04):
Let's see what he says, ding dog ditch to the
front door. For nowadays, it's more comical than hurtful.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Yeah, I agree it totally.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
I mean, I completely agree this being a a core
childhood memory and the father wanted to be a part
of this video.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Teach your kid how to ding dog ditch at twelve
years old?

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Is the kid gonna be ding dong ditching at sixteen, seventeen,
twenty years old?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
No, we all outgrow it, but at twelve sure e.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Doorbell cameras are ruining everything.

Speaker 3 (01:15:37):
They really are. Can't sneak around at all anymore? What the.

Speaker 8 (01:15:43):
I don't talk?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Right, idiot, gotta share those core memories.

Speaker 4 (01:15:53):
Absolutely love it. Ninety seven of the blitz Crows are
coming to town Rose Music Center, well not towntown but
close enough Rose Music Center August sixth. If you want
to go check out the show. We've got your tickets
eight hundred eight two one ninety ninety seven. Oh, give
us a call.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
We'll give you a chance to win.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
And while we're waiting for the phone to ring, since
I've already been on a bitch fest this morning. First
about Kelly Kelsey what's her name, Kelly Kylie Kelsey and
her term of feral child summer summer Yeah, known as

(01:16:33):
going outside to play. That ticks me off. Yes, I'm
mad at the boss for trying to talk to me
while I'm pooping'. And now I'm mad at some some
blitz listeners about the TikTok video we just played with
the kid dig Dong ditching with his dad and they ran.

Speaker 3 (01:16:48):
We got a handful of messages that it was a skit.
It's ticktok.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
Actually that was a skit.

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Okay, who cares?

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
It was funny.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
These are the type of people that go to magic
shows and they're like, no, no, she didn't disappear. Shouldn't
really disappear. She's backstage, she's underneath the thing. She didn't
really disappear, Like, we get it.

Speaker 5 (01:17:07):
Okay, let me say something though, Can I please on
behalf of these people who text it in. I have
huge urges to correct people all day long, huge urge
to correct people. And I have to bite my tongue
because I know we're all just having fun. Like we're
all just having fun. And once I can just like

(01:17:28):
let it go, you don't, you decide, you make a decision.
I'm not gonna correct this. I'm gonna have a good time.
Then it makes life so good.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
I agree. Now, there is a difference between correcting someone
from wrong information or like ruining a good time. There's
a big difference between wanting someone to have the right information.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
Okay, listen, laughing at something.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
If the sentence starts with actually, then don't say it.
Do not say it?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
All right, black Roase tickets. Let's give some away. Here's
what we're gonna do in case you're unaware today. Officially,
if you want some football in your life, you've got
the chance to do so because this is the Hall
of Fame game tonight, the first official game of the season,
the preseason, and it's the Lions versus the Chargers. And

(01:18:16):
if you at least have to see the pigskin being
passed around, you have a chance tonight. So we're gonna
do a little number of football numbers game. Here for
some Black Crows tickets. Let's see us on the line. Blitz, Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
L E?

Speaker 8 (01:18:29):
L E?

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
What's going on?

Speaker 8 (01:18:30):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
All right, here's the deal. Black Crows tickets up for grabs.
This is how the game works. These are NFL numbers
based questions. These are multiple choice I'm gonna give you
a number, and then I'm gonna give you three possible
answers to what that number can be.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
You get two out of two correct.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
I'm gonna hook you up with tickets for the Black Crows. Okay,
so here we go. Your first NFL number is fifty eight.
Fifty eight first NFL number, and your multiple choice answers
are the years, the number of years the Cincinnati Bengals
have been around, the touchdowns scored by Will Howard last

(01:19:10):
year for the Buckeyes, or the number of times Kelly
rolls her eyes per morning in this studio. Fifty eight
of the Bengals, the Bengal, the BEng of the bet team,
the big eight years back.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Answer, very good one for a loe.

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Alright, alright, NFL numbers, It is very close.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
It is very close, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
NFL number number two, twelve thousand eighty three twelve thousand
eighty three.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Is that the number of seats at.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
ACU sur Stadium slash Hinz Field where the Steelers play?
Is that the total receiving yards by Steelers great hinz Ward?
Or is that the number of mosquito bites Thick has
on his ass cheeks right now? You know I can't
stay the Steelers, brother, but it's probably highest words yards.

(01:20:05):
That is correct answer. That's a pair of Black Crows
tickets for you and the NFL Numbers game. Congratulations, ellie,
you hang on one second.

Speaker 3 (01:20:15):
We're gonna get you hooked up anywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:20:18):
Here's the deal, though, we got one more pair of tickets,
so let's do one more round of NFL numbers Dames
blent t Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Who's this, Tiffany?

Speaker 4 (01:20:28):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Tiffany? How are you today?

Speaker 4 (01:20:31):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 2 (01:20:31):
How about your sound?

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Not too bad? Black Crows tickets up for grabs. You
want to win a pair?

Speaker 3 (01:20:36):
I absolutely do? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:38):
It is the NFL Numbers game. Two questions, get them
both right. You're gonna win a pair of Black Crows tickets,
So here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
Okay, this one is actually isn't a number. This is
the NFL name game.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
So Jim Brown, Jim Brown, is that Charlie's brother from
the Peanuts comic strip? Is that the most famous running
back in Cleveland Brown's history? Or is that how Goose
announces it's gonna go take a poop after the show?
I think that's my mainest second option, the second option,

(01:21:12):
the most famous Cleveland Brown's running back. Ever, Yes, that
is a correct answer.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
Brown, They're good, very good color.

Speaker 4 (01:21:18):
All right, your final question, you have to go two
for two. Your your number is thirteen to ten. Thirteen
to ten. Is that the current score of Goose versus
Kelly and Rock and rumble? Is that what the ophthalmologist
told Thick his eyesight number was? Or is that the

(01:21:41):
score of the game from last year? Thirteen to ten?

Speaker 5 (01:21:48):
I think it's this four Kelly and sick.

Speaker 4 (01:21:54):
I'm gonna give you one more try get a second.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Thirteen to ten.

Speaker 4 (01:22:01):
Okay, so you're down to what entomologist told Thick as
eyesight was. Or No, I'm gonna go with the score
of the game from last year.

Speaker 5 (01:22:11):
The score of the game from last year.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Tiffany, We're gonna get you hooked up with black Crose
tickets as well.

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Okay, amazing, thank you, You're so welcome.

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
You hang on one second and we'll get you hooked up.
We'll have more Black Crose tickets. I believe we have
more on the way, don't we. I know we have
more Gods tickets as well for tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Definitely get your hooked up several para Gods.

Speaker 3 (01:22:36):
Okay, great, perfect, we'll do that some.

Speaker 9 (01:22:38):
Of the blitz now, all right, unless the three things
you need to know before you go, well, J C.

Speaker 5 (01:22:44):
Penny's the next to go. I guess. They're selling off
nearly one hundred and twenty stores across the country, and
that includes the ones at Polaris and Tuttle in a
nearly one billion dollar deal. The properties are being sold
to a Boston based private equity firm. That means, uh,
you know, we're going to eventually sell for parts. It's
not yet known whether the two locations here in Columbus
the Columbus area will remain open when the deal is

(01:23:06):
finalized in the beginning of September.

Speaker 4 (01:23:08):
Oh, give me a quick going out of business sales
so I can pick up some things.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Especially going into Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Good call Colby Calay and Dawes. I don't know if
you kne who Dawes do not, I don't either. The
pop stars pop stars, yeah, the two brothers or two boys,
I guess two men. Anyway, they were supposed to headline
the Lancaster Festival Saturday night along with the Lancaster Festival Orchestra,
but I don't know if you have seen the Wendel
concert stage where they hold the Lancaster Festival is absolutely

(01:23:36):
flooded out and they had to cancel last weekend, canceled everything.

Speaker 4 (01:23:41):
Oops.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
So the festival is like, hey, I mean and they
had quite a bit of flooding down there in Lecaster
and so people have kind of you know, they've been
they've been through it. So they are offering to yeah,
everyone to come to a free concert at They're going
to hold it at Fairfield Christian Church on Saturday at
eight pm. Now Colby Calay will not be there, DAWs
will be there, but the Lancaster Festival Orchestra will be

(01:24:03):
there and so you can come for free. They're not
going to charge. I guess. I know you guys are
rolling your eyes, but I listen. These orchestras are so
good if you just want to chill out and have
like the greatest evening of your life. Then go to
a free orchestra concert. Just out like that, because you
do are really taking me off right now.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
To rip that whole curtain right now.

Speaker 5 (01:24:34):
But I cannot tell you the gigantic eye rolls I
looked up to huge, They're like, man, I'm the center.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I was all like, they're not going to be there,
but you can come.

Speaker 6 (01:24:46):
I was just like, oh, so it's free too.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
I don't know. Listen, I don't care.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
I was rolling my eyes because I'm jealous of the
musicians that can play these instruments.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
I cannot.

Speaker 12 (01:24:57):
Okay, he's so mad at you now, so bad.

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
I don't know, man, maybe maybe they'll do requests. Listen
to this. A seventeen year old boy has suffered significant
thermal burns near a geyser close to Old Faithful and
Yellowstone National Park. The teen was on a hike in
the thermal area of the park in the vicinity of
the Lone Star geyser near Old Faithful when his foot

(01:25:31):
broke through the thin crust and he suffered significant burns
to his foot and ankle. Nellson recorded temperatures in some
of these thermal areas of at as high as four
hundred and fifty nine degrees. That'll melch your foot.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
Is the temperature of boiling water. I mean, that's hotter
than what you fry food in.

Speaker 5 (01:25:52):
That's nuts.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
That is so.

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
He was definitely off trail, definitely off the boardwalk, and
of course a park service. This is like, listen, please
don't do that. This apparently is the first incident this
year at Yellowstone, but last September, a sixty year old
woman suffered second and third degree burns to her lower
leg while walking in a thermal area near Mallard Lake

(01:26:15):
trailheaded old Faithful. She went walking off trail with her
husband and leash dog. Yeah, you take your dog near
one of those things, that's so. Why, oh well, anyway,
maybe we can all just chill out at the Lancaster
Festival Orchestra show on Saturday for free.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Everybody, relax and enjoy the show.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
It's had a way, it's going to be an amazing,
amazing time.

Speaker 2 (01:26:39):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:26:41):
Well, I did I hard eye roll at your guys'
excitement at some stupid preseason football game tonight, So I
guess I can. I guess I can relate and those
are your three things.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
PI.

Speaker 3 (01:26:52):
Look, there's a lot going on in the world right now.
I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:26:57):
You can be kind of scared or fearful of of
quite a few things. I mean, I know we've had
issues at the Ohio State Fair. We saw the story
coming out of Cleveland. Things are, people are are are are?
Temperature tensions are high right now. You could be worried
about war in some in in different parts of the
world right now, you can be worried about your bank account.

(01:27:20):
To me, all of that is dwarfed by what is
going on out in Jervis Bay on the south coast
of New South Wales, Australia, all right, And that is
because scientists have found Actopolis and Octalantis. These are two

(01:27:40):
octopus cities off the coast of Jervis Bay in New
South Wales, comprised of the Gloomy Octopi. That's their that's
their name, the Gloomy Occupy. These are two quote unquote
cities that have been set.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Up by the octopus.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Uh. What are normally loan like secluded, lonely animals. They
now hanging out in groups at these two different locations,
one of them being named Autopolis and the other Autlantis.
Not only that they are collecting shells to build structures.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Are they're smart?

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Not only that they are fighting with each other, They're
throwing things at each other. Octopolis and Atlantis are at
are are are at war? Are ends right now? This
is scary and if it continues to grow, I mean,

(01:28:42):
octopies are so smart, they are incredibly And I'm telling you,
if this continues and the human race continues on the
on the the path that we're on, however long it takes,
you know, a thousand years or whatever before we're going
this is the next step. This will be the next

(01:29:02):
the next evolution of planet Earth where Octopi take over
and it's going to be their world. We're gonna be hiding,
We're gonna be We're gonna be hiding from them. Then
be scared to go in the water. But they can
also they can also come out of the water.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Do you think kind of they can't walk down the street, Come.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
On, Bacon, they can. Well now we used to be
able to now walk down the street.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Yeah, we crawled up on them.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
Telling you, Actopolis and Atlantis, we better keep an eye
on this.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
These guys. I'm looking at these pictures it's incredible.

Speaker 3 (01:29:40):
It's crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
They've actually set up these like miniature cities that they're
living in now. And not only that, but they're they're
aware enough that they're fighting with each other.

Speaker 6 (01:29:50):
I wonder if they're really fighting. They might be playing games.
We don't know. Maybe they're playing baseball.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
No, scientists have done research to see that they're they're
mad at each other. Could be dodgeball, that could be
Could you imagine dodgeball against an octopus?

Speaker 3 (01:30:07):
Seven balls? You throw all kind of all seven balls
flying at your face at one time. Hey, don't talk
about my Saturday night. Now, let's see if we can
learn you something.

Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's make it a
little bit smarter than you were when you woke up
this morning. I'm gonna start off by breaking your brain.
So listen very closely. Twenty percent of the land on
the planet. Let me let me sneeze out first, and
then I'll break your brain. Yeah, twenty percent of the

(01:30:39):
land on the planet belongs to countries whose names start
with the letter A, But twenty four percent of the
population is in countries whose names start with the letter I,
and more countries start with S than any other letter.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Okay to follow that.

Speaker 6 (01:31:03):
I but I mean India and Iceland and.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
Irma has more people than anyone than China or tied
with China.

Speaker 1 (01:31:13):
That's real close.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
I'm just surprised that they're both over a billion people.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Yeah, I know, I understand. Yeah, I knew they were
one and two. But yeah, it's just that's just odd.

Speaker 4 (01:31:22):
Charlie Chaplin outlived Elvis Presley. I didn't know that. For
some reason, I thought, like Charlie Chaplin would be so
much older. The silent films.

Speaker 2 (01:31:30):
Spring that giant downg could man.

Speaker 4 (01:31:32):
Elvis died in August in nineteen seventy seven, at the
age of forty two. Charlie died on Christmas of that
year at the age of eighty eight. Uh. Kimono literally
translates from Japanese to thing to wear.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
What kimono means.

Speaker 4 (01:31:47):
Makes sense, I mean, make it pretty simple over there,
thing to wear. The most serious crime in ancient Rome
was killing a parent. If you did so, punishment was
being sewn into a bag with a monkey, a snake,
a dog, and a chicken, and then thrown into the

(01:32:08):
river to drowned. Man.

Speaker 2 (01:32:11):
Well, that's not right. What did the dog in the
snake and the chicken.

Speaker 6 (01:32:14):
Do they're gonna drown too, valid ques terrible is a
terrible punishment.

Speaker 2 (01:32:21):
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:22):
Probably figure attacked first.

Speaker 6 (01:32:24):
Okay, so they're gonna be eating off at you and everything.
You're suffer bad you and the animals die.

Speaker 4 (01:32:31):
All die, and finally h Vogue started as a weekly
newspaper focused on high society in eighteen ninety two. They've
been around since eighteen ninety two. It did officially become
a magazine in nineteen oh five. And speaking of Vogue,
extra bonus fun fact, I just saw this the other day.
They just had an advertisement in Vogue and I think

(01:32:51):
it was for like a necklace or something, and they
had this gorgeous blonde woman advertising the necklace and they
had two pictures in this ad and then at the
bottom in the fine print. As it turned out, that
model was Ai generated horse it was. I'm telling you,

(01:33:12):
I mean, is it gonna be like supermodels are a
thing of the past, because we all know sex cells,
that's why you get these beautiful women to, you know,
do your photo shoots and advertise your product.

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
But if you can just generate good looking woman.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
I mean, it's got to be the end of the
career for porn stars Jaya.

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
If you can generate AI porn, yeah, possibly they can.

Speaker 2 (01:33:38):
I know, they can. Look at everything else we've already
seen them do.

Speaker 4 (01:33:41):
But I mean, I think step number one is gonna
be these still pictures where you can just again generate
a W and then that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:48):
They've made.

Speaker 2 (01:33:49):
They've made porns with celebrities, not really celebrities that.

Speaker 3 (01:33:52):
Well, you know, fake face photos for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:33:55):
I mean, so they've already done that over and over again,
so it'll be easy.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
Yep, there you go, learning you some stuff. On a
Thursday morning, ninety ninety seven, The Blitz

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