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September 26, 2025 • 93 mins
Buckeye hall of fame legend, Jeff Logan, is back to talk Ohio State football
Sharks are in the news for being kinky
People say 'Don't knock it til you try it' about these things
Live Nation CEO says concert tickets are not expensive enough
Huey Lewis makes the news so much better
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your morning blitz begins.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now how almost the world?

Speaker 3 (00:03):
We're here?

Speaker 4 (00:04):
Not?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
What's forgot?

Speaker 5 (00:05):
Everybody on the blitz?

Speaker 6 (00:09):
A great Friday?

Speaker 5 (00:13):
Yes, oh we will. You don't worry your pretty little head. Yeah,
we are all for a great Friday's gonna be a
high at seventy eight today. Some morning fog around, but
that should break up. We'll have a partly cloudy skies.
And the good news is everything we had over the
past few days clearing out absolutely perfect, gorgeous weekend, low

(00:36):
eighties and sunny throughout all of it. So if you
have a chance, get out and enjoy it. It's the
first kind of It's the first official weekend of the fall.
So why wouldn't you let me come on?

Speaker 7 (00:50):
How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 8 (00:51):
I am great, I'm great. Did you finish Black Rabbit?

Speaker 7 (00:55):
Two more?

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Two more?

Speaker 7 (00:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (00:58):
There was I forgot that there was a meeting yesterday
at the school because in a couple of weeks the
thirteen year old goes on the DC trip.

Speaker 8 (01:07):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
They had the final final meeting, so we only had
time to get one episode in.

Speaker 7 (01:14):
But I'm born.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I'm looking forward to last two episodes of Black Rabbit.
Not gonna lie really good, looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
It too, excited about the trip.

Speaker 5 (01:24):
Yes, yeah, he is, and I'm excited for him to go.
I guess it reminded me of my trip to Washington,
d C. And I'm curious.

Speaker 7 (01:33):
I want to.

Speaker 5 (01:34):
I didn't have time to look over the itinerary yet,
but I want to see what they're gonna do if
it's the same kind of trip we took, which I'm
assuming it is.

Speaker 8 (01:41):
But I have never in my life been to Washington,
d C. Oh really, really that feels like wrong. It
does feel wrong. I've flown over it. I had, like
seen the Washington Monument from the sky that I've never
been in DC. But that doesn't that's not right.

Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah, I recommend it, definitely recommended, if nothing else, just
being in the area walking by the buildings.

Speaker 8 (02:07):
Would it be weird if I offered to be a
chaperone your stuff? That sounds true? No, No, I mean
I don't want to hang out any kids or anything,
but I do want to get on that bus.

Speaker 5 (02:19):
Oh well, I don't know if you technically know the
definition of Chameron, but I mean that's fine. If you
want to you want to give it a try, sure,
go ahead.

Speaker 9 (02:29):
Does it count if I drove through Washington, d C.
Not really, No, at three o'clock in the morning.

Speaker 8 (02:36):
Oh, really, you have to tour a little bit, go on
a little bit of a walking tour. Have you never
been to I drove.

Speaker 9 (02:42):
It was pretty cool and everything's lit up three and
there's like no cars on the road.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah, I would recommend it.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
Well, can we go back like a two minutes when
I said I'd never been to DC and think goes really.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
Drove?

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (03:02):
Well, I was just kind of surprised because I thought
you would have been there at some point. I don't
know why, although I would say this though, so I
was surprised, not not. I was a shaming Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
Must be ready to like I'm ready to take offense.

Speaker 7 (03:18):
She's already to tack mode. It's six eight.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Well you and I need to get to be chaperones.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
Maybe, yeah, I would.

Speaker 6 (03:28):
I would like to.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I would like to go and actually go and see stuff.

Speaker 8 (03:31):
I want the chaperone price. But I just decided I
don't want to be on the bus either, Like I
want to take a flight.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:37):
Yeah, the bus that long with the kids.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
How is that chaperoning?

Speaker 7 (03:41):
Now?

Speaker 8 (03:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:42):
I will say this though, and this might be a
hot take, but if you're doing the American thing, I
would recommend Philadelphia first, okay, and then Washington.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Well that's why I started.

Speaker 9 (03:57):
From Myrtle Beach to Philadelphia to pick up a care
and then drove the car back to Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Okay, from phil I went through.

Speaker 5 (04:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:05):
The only thing I want to do in Philly is
go to Patty's Pub, and that's fictional. So what else, Well,
Liberty Bill, I'll see the livery and the Rocky and
the steps and all that.

Speaker 9 (04:14):
I definitely want to do the White House tour. I
would definitely like to do a tour of the White House.

Speaker 8 (04:19):
But you're saying Philly is better than d C.

Speaker 7 (04:21):
I'm saying Philly is better than DC.

Speaker 8 (04:23):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
I think the history part of Philly is really cool.
And then when when you're done with the history and
government stuff, Philly is just a better town than DC.
My take, having been to both and this is you know,
been around both areas. Yeah, that's just my take.

Speaker 8 (04:43):
I accept your recommendation.

Speaker 2 (04:44):
How are you think I'm doing good? It's interesting.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
My wife and I were sitting on the couch last
night and she was reading and she goes, hey, guess
what a major symptom of the current COVID variant is?
And I go what she goes, becoming horse and losing
your voice.

Speaker 8 (05:02):
Razor blade throat, Oh.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
Okay, And I'm like, did we just have COVID? Dude,
there's a chance it might have run through.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Yeah, it would be my third time.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Mid sentence my voice would just go out, yeah, all right,
Well have you had it before? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (05:20):
Yeah, that would be my third time, if that's what
it was, my second, I think my second.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Yeah, I got over it in.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Two D call in this feel better for sure. Very
very busy Friday, because well it's a football Friday, and
that means bluck guy. Hall of Fame legend Jeff Logan
is going to be here at about seven thirty five
as we get ready for the game versus Washington. It's
a really good football weekend. It's a really good football weekend,
so very much looking forward to that, even though Michigan's

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not playing. Even though Michigan's not playing. Yes, I mean
I said very good. I didn't say perfect football weekend.
It's a very good football weekend.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
You're expecting to win for your lions.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Absolutely, yeah, I browned. Yeah, well, we'll talk about that
a little bit later. Coming up. We've also got your
final pair of tickets for Garbage coming up right now. However,
let's get going with Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
Think what you got twenty five bucks, waterbeds and stuff
If you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
Coming up in November, this TV house will be open
to the public for the first time ever. In November,
what TV show house will be open to the public
for the first time? Be the first one to text
in the correct answer at eight hundred and eight to
ninety nine, seven to zero and score that gift card?

Speaker 5 (06:32):
All right, thick, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
All right, the question was coming up in November.

Speaker 9 (06:38):
What TV house will be open to the public for
the first time ever? Jesus story the Brady Bunch House,
which is located in North Hollywood.

Speaker 7 (06:54):
I thought it just sold not that long.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (06:57):
Yeah, they had to retro fit the inside to look
like the set because the inside Okay, we're all used
to seeing the outside, right, but they they did the
show on a set, but the inside of that Brady
Bunch House doesn't look like it's.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Like Golden Girls.

Speaker 9 (07:12):
They always show you that shot in Florida, but they're
really in Lays, the most TV show.

Speaker 8 (07:19):
So they got it it and then made it look
like the inside of the well.

Speaker 5 (07:23):
Yeah, but then you've got you've got shows like Breaking
Bad where they actually shot in the house that was
the house house.

Speaker 7 (07:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:31):
So yeah, you know, it was just exterior during the show,
but now it's the actual house and it will be
open to fans November seventh, eighth, and ninth.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
They made the announcement, but bookings are sold out.

Speaker 9 (07:43):
You can't register to be on a wait list while
other time slot becomes available.

Speaker 5 (07:48):
I know, we kind of had this quick conversation before,
like I wouldn't travel anywhere for like a TV show
or movie set.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
Neither interesting, especially.

Speaker 5 (08:02):
Since it's not even really seriously outside of the house.
But if they redesigned and retrofitted the house to look
like the set, it's not even where they shot the show.

Speaker 8 (08:11):
Yeah, so I will say this is terrible that I
was on vacation in Colorado and we did drive by
the John Minnie Ramsey House. Isn't that really sick of
me to do that? We were right we were kind
of close and I'm like, where do where did the
Ramsey family live? And they're like, oh, I'll show you.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
I guarantee you're not the only one to go find one.

Speaker 8 (08:33):
Really go out of our way, a little bit out
of our way, but not a lot out of our way.
And that then I felt very icky about myself for
doing that.

Speaker 5 (08:41):
I mean I can see why, but again, for people
who go find like Brady Bunch houses or go to
the Shire Overseas or whatever, there are people that hunt
out Yeah, those types of places. For sure.

Speaker 9 (08:54):
If I was ever just happened to be in Astoria, Oregon,
I would go to the Goonies House. But it just
happened to be out there, Okay, whatever reason, I would
definitely drop because it's open to come check it out, right,
And it is the actual house two.

Speaker 8 (09:07):
Streets over from the John Binney Ramsey House.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Do you go?

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Why not just drive by it? I don't think that's
a big deal.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
It made me feel kind of gross inside when we
were when we were like driving by slowly, I was like, Okay,
I feel really disgusting about yourself. Gross.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, you're not a good person, a terrible, terrible person.
Speaking terrible, terrible look. Turning on the news nowadays can
can can make you feel a certain way. It's just
it seems like there's just a lot of a lot
of stuff going on house kind of brutal, and every

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time you turn on the news, it's just like, oh,
so I figured I wanted to try something here where
maybe I can deliver the news but make it a
little more lighthearted. Try try, try and soften the blow
a little bit.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
There's anybody who can do that when it.

Speaker 7 (10:04):
Comes to the news of the world out there.

Speaker 5 (10:08):
So I'm not just gonna give you the news, okay,
I'm gonna give you Huey Lewis and the news and
the news.

Speaker 8 (10:17):
Okay, all right, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Yeah, Like, like here, let me deliver some news for you.
Starbucks is closing hundreds of stores this month. If your
favorite location is among them, the company advises you just
switch to the Starbucks across the street.

Speaker 8 (10:45):
It gives me encouragement to go find another job at
a different star.

Speaker 5 (10:49):
That's right, Huey Lewis and the news and the news
like it's awful. Disney shareholders are demanding to know why
their company suspended Amy Kimmel, I want to know why
Donald Duck never wears pants. It makes it so much

(11:16):
easier to take in when it's Huey Lewis and the
news and the news. Uh, Wichita, Kansas is the least
friendly city in the US, according to reports, But don't
let that stop you from visiting. Let everything else about
Wichita do that for you. So much easier to swallow.

(11:46):
When it is Huey Lewis and the news and the news.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
You're dragging an entire city. But it makes me feel
good about it.

Speaker 7 (11:52):
Right exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:54):
Finally, Look, finally, trees in the Amazon are getting bigger
due to climate change, and I thought it was just
because they were happy to see me.

Speaker 4 (12:12):
Let me.

Speaker 5 (12:18):
So much easier to accept what's going on in the world.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
If it's Huey Lewis and the news and the.

Speaker 8 (12:25):
News, this should be a movement.

Speaker 5 (12:28):
That's what I think puts Hoo's the famous Who's the
most famous newscaster here in Columbus? Colleen Marshall, Colleen Marshall,
let's get her on the phone.

Speaker 7 (12:38):
We need a.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
Little bit of Huey Lewis and the news and the news.
That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
Did I say who won. Oh I don't know, Harvey Minga.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Congratulations Sorry morning morning bus trivia, twenty five bucks.

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Water backs and stuff.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
Oh, very special, she'll not so breaking news this morning,
as we have got a triple shot of not so
breaking news stories. Yeah, the first taking us down south.
We have ourselves at WTF what the Florida? Last year,
a woman in Florida by the name of Cynthia Kelly
suit Hershey's Candy Company for five million dollars. Thankfully, a

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judge just dismissed the lawsuits after they ruled that the
plane have failed to prove any concrete economic injury and
the products were not rendered worthless because what she claims
is that their pumpkin shaped Reese's Peanut butter cups are
falsely advertised because on the packaging it shows that the

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pumpkins have cool carved designs and faces, but in reality,
when you open them up, there are no faces, and
that really bothered her.

Speaker 8 (13:54):
I bet yes, just the person who sues McDonald's because
the picture of her, the picture of the burger, doesn't
look like the burger shit pretty much.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Yeah, that was the only thing, though. She also pointed
out that several of their Halloween candies are also less
spooky than they appear on the wrapper. Oh Geese, she
will not be getting a five million dollar payout and
the candies will not be pulled from stores. Cells but
side note, can we can we all agree that the

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pumpkin Reese's Peanut butter cups, the Pumpkin shake Resaus Peanut
butter Cups are actually better than the original Reese's Peanut
butter cups.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Agree.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
I also believe that the pumpkin is the greatest of
the shapes when it comes to the Recus peanut buttercups,
the eggs being second and the Christmas trees being third.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
So just because they cut a couple of eye holes
into one of these pumpkins, she.

Speaker 7 (14:52):
Expected, I guess.

Speaker 9 (14:55):
I mean it's almost damaged like that.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
It was just for the picture of the coke.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
It's not cookie enough, thick.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
I just want what she had, no losses.

Speaker 8 (15:02):
I want to know why. Okay, you say it's superior.
Is it just because of the peanut butter to chocolate ratio?

Speaker 5 (15:08):
Yeah, there's something something about it. It's just it goes
it goes pumpkin egg when they do it during Easter,
then it goes Original Reese's peanut butter cup, and then
it goes Christmas tree.

Speaker 8 (15:21):
Do you want to know what a really bad one is?
Are the minis? There's too much chocolate and not enough
peanut butter. So I agree with you. I I like
the pumpkin.

Speaker 9 (15:30):
Yeah, and it's it's more like the king size. Have
you had the king size? Reces right, It's more like that,
but no rough edges. It's all smooth and it's the
same as the king size.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
The problem with the minis is I will I will
pop those like oh like like popcorn.

Speaker 8 (15:50):
And you can't stop and listen, let me hot tip.
When you're really sick, but you still want to eat them,
just bite the top off and throw the top away
because it's too much chocolate and then you just have
a little chocolate and a lot of peanut butter. So
the minis, yeah, this is when you're like sick of them,
but you still want to eat them, gotcha. You know
when you're halfway through the bag and you're like, oh

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my gosh, I'm like so ill right now, but I
still am going to eat them, just pop those tops off.
It makes it, yeah, or creakes it better.

Speaker 5 (16:20):
Storry Number two takes his down to Georgia where a
man has just been arrested after he was caught stealing
manhole covers, and not one, not two, not three, he
has stolen at least ninety one of them this month alone.
His name is Kaylin Watley, and it's unclear why he's
stealing the man hole covers. And they weren't just like

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those the circular ones you see like in the middle
of the street. Some were like the larger storm drain
covers from the residential neighborhoods and stuff. He was caught
on some home surveillance cameras and the covers were so
heavy he actually needed some help to carry them and
put them in the back of his twenty twenty Nissan Kick.

Speaker 2 (17:00):
That a metal you can get money for.

Speaker 7 (17:01):
I don't think so.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Yeah, I mean again, there's no explanation as to why
he was stealing the manhole covers.

Speaker 8 (17:09):
And also side note, if you fall in a man
whole cover, it's not like the cartoons where you just
go straight down. It's like you're really banging around the
side of that man hole before you make it into
the hole.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
Oh okay, because I was straight up thinking, like Wonder
Brother's cartoon fall in.

Speaker 8 (17:23):
And it's a clean fall that.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
It's possiblely just grabbing them to sell it scrap yards.
But there's not a ton of money in that. It
costs about two hundred dollars to replace each one. So
now they're considering adding locks to them. But does that
mean there's gonna be like a pad lock in the
middle of the road like you did drive over the
or they lock them from the bottom.

Speaker 9 (17:43):
But yes, then they would build the lock in, put
it and turn it.

Speaker 7 (17:48):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
Yeah, he's been charged with theft of government property and
they say that there are additional charges likely.

Speaker 9 (17:55):
And so those will all cost us more money.

Speaker 7 (17:57):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (17:58):
Speaking of people doing things they shouldn't, we head on
over to Phoenix where a graffiti vandal is added again
and I say again, because they have not caught him
from the first time this happened. It's happening in the
valley area where Penis Man is back. Apparently someone is
running around Phoenix tagging the sides of buildings and railroad

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crossings with the words Penis Man, and no one can
understand who or why I first made headlines in twenty
twenty in Tempe, Tempe, and then now it is on
its way to Phoenix. So Penis Man has cans, will travel. Apparently.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
Isn't there an idea out there that there is no
smooth surface in the United States that hasn't had a
wang drawn on it?

Speaker 7 (18:57):
Yeah? Maybe right.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
But here's the thing I guess that I don't know
if that would be more or less offensive because it's
not an actual way. It's the words Penis Man. Like
is there is there a new superhero defending Phoenix and
he's letting himself be known. It's like criminals beware. It's
like the bat signal being shot into the sky, except

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he's warning all the low level crooks around that area,
do not do your criminal activity here because Penis Man
is watching.

Speaker 8 (19:30):
See, we got to workshop this because this guy needs
a logo, So at least draw the words Penis Man
in the shape. Oh right, you're saying, Yeah, this guy's
idea is not fully worked out yet.

Speaker 5 (19:47):
Yeah, he needs to flush it out a little more
for sure. I mean, I'm just telling you, thieves, be
very very careful, careful, because Penis Man is coming for you.
I know it's a Friday. I know we're rolling into
the weekend. I know it's gonna be an absolutely perfect
weekend with mostly sunny skies and low eighties, Big OSU

(20:09):
football game coming up, great football on Sunday. So I
don't mean to do this to you, but this might
enrage you a little bit as you roll into your Friday,
because if you haven't heard, Michael Rapino, who is the
CEO of Live Nation, which is also the company that

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owns Ticketmaster, was just at a conference last weekend where
he said concert ticket prices are too low. He says
music has been underappreciated in sports. I joke it's like
a badge of honor to spend seventy grand for Knick's

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court side seats. They beat me up if we charge
eight hundred dollars for Beyonce. He went on to say,
when you read about ticket prices going up, the average
concent price is still seventy two dollars. Try going to
a Lakers game for that and there's eighty of them.
The concert experience is underpriced and has been for a
long time. You, sir, can kiss certain body parts, not

(21:16):
on the left side, not on the right side, but
right in c mittel. Oh and I'm not even talking
about my bee hole.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Oh oh yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:25):
First of all, I was just saying Lakers games are
way way overpriced. All NBA games are way way overpriced,
so making that comparison.

Speaker 2 (21:35):
Is just absurd.

Speaker 5 (21:35):
But also you're getting eighty of them. Yeah, you're getting
eighty games and more.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
And that's not a concert.

Speaker 8 (21:42):
Don't you think there are certain events that are now
geared toward the elite. Yes, like, if you want good
seats at an NBA game, you are going to overpay
for them because it's just got that. That's just what
it's meant for now. And the concert is the last
bastion of entertainment for US regulars.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
Yes.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
Well, and then the other thing too is you can
be sure you want to point out the Lakers and
you're talking ringside seats or court side seats.

Speaker 7 (22:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
But you can go to sporting events for thirty or
forty bucks.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
Hey.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
I can easily go to a Tigers game, yeah, baseball game, yeah,
or a Blue Jackets game, not Allons game. No, a
Lions game is gonna cost you up in the upper bowl.
You're gonna pay one hundred bucks.

Speaker 9 (22:34):
A yeah, right, for sure, you'll pay probably four figures
if you want, you know, between the forties and the
first five ros.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
I get that, which you're.

Speaker 5 (22:42):
Gonna pay for a front row concerts seat exactly, But
don't tell me. And not only that, sir, we're not
necessarily talking about the price of the ticket. If it
was eight hundred dollars for the ticket, fine, we'll.

Speaker 7 (22:58):
Pay the eight hundred dollars. I pay nine hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
Put don't add on an extra three hundred and f
and fees.

Speaker 9 (23:05):
That's what we have a problem with because your computer
printed them for me or sent them.

Speaker 5 (23:09):
Send them, didn't even print them anymore, sent them to us.
It's the the venue fee and this fee, and that
that's the.

Speaker 7 (23:19):
Problem we have.

Speaker 8 (23:20):
How about with tiered experience prices. I really hate that
as well. It's like if you want, oh, you want
to use these bathrooms, that'll you'll have to use the
You'll have to get the VIP plus ticket.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
Right.

Speaker 8 (23:35):
It's like they have figured out and that's not Ticketmaster's problem.
That's a problem, but it is. We are getting boned
left and right here just for wanting to go out
and see our favorite band. And how dare you say
that it doesn't cost us enough?

Speaker 7 (23:55):
Right, you're not paying enough?

Speaker 5 (23:57):
Absolutely bananas, especially when and sometimes you're getting certain types
of performances. Because while doom scrolling yesterday, I came across
a great site that isolates uh, audio from microphones. Okay,
and so this is literally live performances, but just audio

(24:23):
straight from the microphone of the lead singer. So if
you're gonna go see Guns and Roses at some point
in the near future, although you're gonna get the whole
experience of vocals, drums, guitars and other sounds, if you'll

(24:44):
listen real closely, this is Axel Rose's microphone.

Speaker 11 (24:48):
Take a listen, Oh, Captain mnicin total top you have
to arms turning tape back to the stops. In my
mind set, is.

Speaker 6 (25:07):
That stuff to be I'm not charing to there. If
I'm something to read, I'll tell you what the midle
the job.

Speaker 12 (25:14):
Take it to the end of the line.

Speaker 1 (25:23):
It's just sticker. You treat it on the Capital crime.

Speaker 11 (25:28):
I want to show the judge take it down to.

Speaker 9 (25:31):
The That is real, that is real, That is absolutely
really him in concert.

Speaker 5 (25:37):
Although I will say, uh, I guess it makes me
feel a little bit better because that's exactly how I
sing the song karaoke night, Take me down to the Paradise,
Just take me down to the paradise. I mean, that's
how we all sing the song in the car. But

(25:58):
I'll tell you what, that's not even as bad as Vince.
This is microphone audio directly from Motley Crue Vince singing
on stage just a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 7 (26:15):
Take a listen.

Speaker 12 (26:21):
That leasure.

Speaker 13 (26:27):
Probably here.

Speaker 8 (26:50):
They pay before or after the four strokes.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
This a couple of weeks.

Speaker 8 (26:55):
A couple of weeks was after the strokes, not.

Speaker 5 (26:59):
That Wow, it doesn't even sound like he was on beat.
I mean, granted you can't hear all the music, but.

Speaker 8 (27:17):
It lets you know how much everything else is doing abs.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Right, And I don't know, I don't know if if
there was, like if there's some sort of auto tune
slash filter before it hits the speakers, because again that's
right from the microphone, right, yeah, some sort of backing track.
But oh, I mean I love the music, but there
needs to be like term limits on live.

Speaker 7 (27:42):
Performances right there.

Speaker 5 (27:45):
They need to enjoy your retirement. Guys, I we love you,
but to take it back a notch and just go
right ride softly into the sunset.

Speaker 7 (27:59):
That would be my recommendation.

Speaker 5 (28:01):
Now, all right, one of.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
Students at Northridge Local Schools back in class today after
the district canceled classes and after school activities yesterday, and
they weren't saying why, and so like, I'm in that
sort of local facebook Airton Licking County in my area,
and people were like, what is going on? And nobody
was saying.

Speaker 5 (28:21):
Well.

Speaker 8 (28:22):
Finally, yesterday afternoon we found out that the Lincoln County
Sheriff's Office arrested a man named William Miller, thirty six
years old. He lives in Utica, Knox County. Apparently, what
is it being alleged is that this man called the
resource officer who was assigned to Northridge Schools and was saying,

(28:42):
I guess some making some concerning comments. And the day
before he and his wife had gone into the feed
store in Utica and the wife purchased in AR fifteen
for him. He's not allowed to have a gun because
he's in trouble for trafficking meth. Oh, so there's this
whole sitch Oh, okay, did end up arresting him at

(29:03):
a gas station yesterday in Utica, So they feel very
comfortable opening the schools again. They say the students were
not in danger, but that resource officer, you know, there
was a threat. They needed to deal with it. Yeah,
neither me, neither, all right. Remember the thirty two year
old man who died of multiple blood force traumas on
the Universal Orlando roller coaster. Okay, well we're finding out

(29:25):
a little more, not specifically about his case, but a
woman who was invited to experience the park in May
before the grand opening, she says she has permanent injuries
from riding that same roller coaster. She's got huge medical
bills and she's suing now. She says that she rode
the coaster and the ride shook her head so violently

(29:49):
that it slammed into the headrest multiple times.

Speaker 5 (29:53):
So it looks like it's not like he was hit
by debris. Right, a wooden roller coaster? Oh I don't know, okay,
because I know wooden roller coaster rough they are, They
can be very rough rough.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Yeah. Well, As Saudi Arabia's star studded debut comedy Festival
prepares to kick off this weekend. Several well known comedians
are calling out the event, like Mark Maren, Zach Woods,
and Shane Gillis. This thing is the ri Odd Comedy Festival,
and well, let's hear I've got some sound here. We'll

(30:28):
go start with Mark Maron and then it goes right
into Zach Woods and you can hear what they say
about it.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
Well, there's a Riad Comedy Festival.

Speaker 5 (30:35):
I don't know if you heard about that. This is true.

Speaker 9 (30:38):
There's a Riod Saudi Arabia Comedy Festival.

Speaker 5 (30:42):
I mean, how do you even promote that?

Speaker 14 (30:46):
You know, like from the folks that brought you nine
to eleven two weeks of laughter in the desert, don't
miss it. I mean, the same guy that's gonna pay
them as the same guy that paid that guy to
bon saw Jamal Kashogi and put him in a suitcase.
But don't let that stop the yucks. It's gonna be
a good time.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
It's that special time of year.

Speaker 15 (31:06):
It's the Red Comedy Festival and all of your favorite
comedians are performing at the pleasure of Turkey Al Shake
and he is the head of the entertainment authority over there,
and he has so many people thrown in prison because
they tweet the stuff he didn't like about the soccer
team or whatever. That there's a wing of a prison
nicknamed after him where they hang people by their heels

(31:28):
from the ceiling.

Speaker 8 (31:30):
So that's all true.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
It kicks off today, yes, and it runs through October.
N I'm looking at the poster right now.

Speaker 8 (31:37):
The list of comedians that you might be distressed that
have accepted money to perform here.

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Tomson, Girra, I'll look at the poster. Tom's Girl, Pete Davison,
a Zi's I'm sorry.

Speaker 8 (31:50):
Oh, who's Dave Chappelle, bilbro.

Speaker 5 (31:53):
Louis is on there, Chris Tucker, Kevin Hart.

Speaker 8 (31:56):
Whitney Cummings, Joe coy Sevashia Medisk.

Speaker 5 (32:01):
You know they're getting paid big, Oh for sure.

Speaker 8 (32:03):
I can tell you because a comedian named Tim Dillon
was just kicked off the ri Odd Comedy Festival because
he made a joke about slavery and Saudi Arabia. So
they kicked him off the I guess he made some
kind of joke on a podcast or something, but he
says they offered him three hundred and seventy five thousand
to do a show there and he's. I said, comedians

(32:27):
in a higher bracket, like your Bill Burr's, your Dave Chappelle's,
are being paid about one point six million dollars each
to come out there and perform. So, you know, it's
an interesting discussion to have, I think for sure, because
the human rights abuses are heinous in Saudi Arabia. They're
really disturbing. People are being thrown in jail for retweeting

(32:53):
like certain things, like you can retweet about women's rights
in Saudi Arabia and be thrown in prison. But there's
a torture claims and all this stuff. So I don't know, man,
I guess it's a moral thing. You have to be
okay with yourself at the end of the evening, right
and I'm sure you can justify it in some way
or another by accepting the money and going. But it

(33:16):
is an interesting discussion to have, and these comedians are
sort of having this discussion right now.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
I say, every man has his price.

Speaker 8 (33:23):
Yes, yeah, I'm just do here.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Because the heart doesn't need one point six million.

Speaker 8 (33:28):
Dollars either to Dave Chappelle or Bilberg.

Speaker 5 (33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (33:30):
It makes me really sad. I'm bummed. I'm like, why
you can hang out with your comedian buddies somewhere else,
not in Saudi America.

Speaker 5 (33:39):
Is this is this uh tearing down walls if you will,
bringing bringing comedy or an art that's never you know,
been to Saudi Arabia at this level before.

Speaker 12 (33:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
It's well, like.

Speaker 8 (33:56):
Mark Maren said, the same people who bone sawed show
romanous suitcase. But don't let that stop you from having
some yucks.

Speaker 5 (34:05):
But Devil's advocate here, where do you? Of course, all
of that is awful. Some of the human rights things
over there are absolutely awful. But where do you draw
the line? Because there have been a lot of countries
that have done a lot of terrible things, and performers
still travel the world and.

Speaker 8 (34:23):
Do Yeah, I think you have to decide that for yourself.
Right where you're willing to accept money from? And now
we know certain people are willing to accept money from.

Speaker 5 (34:30):
It's very true.

Speaker 8 (34:32):
Yeah, yeah, it's kind of sad those are your three things.

Speaker 5 (34:37):
It was a few years ago, especially during like COVID,
if I got really bored and I thought that I
had reached the end of the Internet after all the
Google searchings and stuff. There was one place I always
knew I could go to entertain myself, and that would
be jump on Craigslist and go to the misconnection section.

(34:57):
Have you ever seen the misconnection section?

Speaker 8 (34:59):
I love it so much. I loved misconnections.

Speaker 5 (35:03):
Oh just wa Chef's kiss. Yes, so I found a
couple that I wanted to share with you. Some people
that are just looking for love, like this person. My
angel in shorts and boots says. You probably don't remember me,
mostly because we've never actually met. But today around two

(35:24):
fifteen pm, you delivered a monogrammed robe to my house. Yes,
I ordered a robe with my initials on it. Don't judge.
It's classy. I was stuck at work staring at the
back of Barb's head for the seventh hour in a row.
She's a big cap mug collection galot that gives you
a visual. When I got a notification on my phone

(35:46):
doorbell camera, I opened it up and suddenly the fluorescent
haze of office life parted and there you were shorts, boots,
vest and a glow like an angel who somehow also
came cardboard boxes. In a burst of bravery, I tried
to talk to you through the doorbell, Mike, I realize

(36:07):
now my comment you look hot might have come across poorly.
What I meant was it's like eighty nine degrees out
and you were lugging my robe up the stairs. I
was trying to make small talk, not cat call. You
didn't respond, just gave a little hot down the stairs,
the cutest hop I've ever seen, by the way, and

(36:29):
then vanished, leaving me questioning everything about my life choices.
I don't want to seem desperate, but I'm considering ordering
a treadmill at Chainsaw on a lifetime supply a toilet
paper just to increase the odds of seeing you again.
Or you could save me some credit card debt and
just reply to this. If you do, I'll gladly model
the robe for you. Initials and all. The guy who

(36:51):
didn't mean to flirt with a doorbell okay, come on,
just looking for love? If you see a really hot
person through if you're single and you see a really
hot person through a doorbell cam, are you going to
try and like connect with them through the doorbell cam?
The ring?

Speaker 8 (37:10):
Why that thing is a tld R though, Man, I
don't know if I'm gonna like read through that entire thing.
If I'm the delivery person, and that I know that
it's me. That thing went on too long. I checked out, like, bye,
you need to shorten that up, buddy, be clever in
less than fifty sentences so that I can hang in

(37:30):
there and read.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
It real quick.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
Was TLDR too long?

Speaker 8 (37:33):
Didn't read?

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Oh I don't know my abbreviations. I'm sorry. Oh yes,
that might be a lot, especially if it's just starts
off my angel in shorts and boots.

Speaker 7 (37:44):
You gotta come out with.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
Hey, did you deliver a monogram robe?

Speaker 8 (37:48):
You're so cute and I think I embarrass myself. Please
give me another chance. I'm ordering a lifetime supply of
TP right now. I hope you deliver it. Love heartsick
in Columbus.

Speaker 5 (38:00):
Okay, shorten to the point. All right, we'll try this
one on Kelly. This is love it first mug shot. Okay, Okay,
I know this is a long shot, pun intended, but
here goes. I was at the bar last night, minding
my own business, slamming a cold one and lining up
a bull's eye on the dartboard. The TV above the
bar was on mute, and suddenly there you were, your

(38:22):
mug shot. I don't know what you did. Could be
grand theft, auto, could be overdue library books. I won't judge,
but hot damn that face tattoo of yours really brought
out the sparkling your eyes. Mamakey. Here's a little bit
about me. I'm fifty five years young, black hair, keep
in shape, but I'm soft enough to be comfortable. I've

(38:44):
got a tattoo of my own, but I only show
it to the lucky fella's winky face. A beer in
one hand and a dart in the other is basically
my love language. I've been single for over a decade,
and honestly, I'm ready to risk it all for love,
or at least for someone who looks good in a
mug shot. Hi there, listen, we all make mistakes. Yours

(39:04):
just happened to get broadcast on a sixty five inch
above the bar during happy hour. If you're reading this
and you're ready for a woman who knows how to
handle your pool stick and a six pack, reply with
your face tatto, Well, what your face tattoo says? So
I know it's really you.

Speaker 8 (39:20):
You gotta have that.

Speaker 7 (39:22):
PS.

Speaker 5 (39:23):
If you did steal something, I hope it was a heart.

Speaker 8 (39:29):
Sweet.

Speaker 7 (39:30):
Come on now, I'm giving this lady a chance. If
I saw this, I'm giving her a chance again.

Speaker 5 (39:37):
If you're bored this weekend, do yourself a favorite. Jump
on Craigslist and check out those misconnections.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
It's the Morning Blitz with Goose Kelly.

Speaker 5 (39:47):
In Thick Huge Fail. Thick, Huge fail. What are you

(40:11):
talking about? You didn't give me my countdown warning and
I'm eating syrupy food and now my mouth is all
stuck together, and you didn't tell me that we had
ten seconds before we go on the air.

Speaker 12 (40:21):
Huge fail.

Speaker 7 (40:24):
Hey, we've got garbage tickets to give away.

Speaker 5 (40:26):
He had a whole intro and did You're right?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
If you want to see Garbage at kemb Alive.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
October one, which is next Wednesday, then we would love
to send you to the show. Eight hundred eighty two
to one ninety nine seven. Oh right, now, we're gonna
play the time Wark. It's very simple. Even though Thick
failed at one job, he does good at other jobs.
And that is he has compiled a list of audio clues.
They could be from TV, movie, music, news stories, PSAs, commercials,

(40:58):
could be anything. The only thing is all the clips
are from the same year you can identify the year
and get closer than Kelly or I, then we're gonna
give you tickets to see Garbage eight ninety nine seven.
Oh blitz, Hi, Who's this?

Speaker 6 (41:11):
It is?

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Josh?

Speaker 7 (41:12):
Josh?

Speaker 5 (41:12):
All right, Josh, welcome to the show. Thanks calling in
your chance to win Garbage tickets. We have got the
montage ready to go. Listen closely. There will be three
audio clips. All of these audio clips are from the
exact same year. Hopefully you can identify which year it is. Josh?
You ready? All right?

Speaker 7 (41:30):
Kelly? You ready?

Speaker 6 (41:31):
Ready? All right?

Speaker 5 (41:32):
Let's go the walks mash from Sony the One and
Only Man.

Speaker 7 (41:47):
That's a good one this time, Josh, Now.

Speaker 5 (41:51):
That you've heard the clues, it is your choice. Do
you want to go first or last? At the guests
of what year that was?

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Last?

Speaker 5 (42:01):
Gonna go last? All right? I'll start this off because
obviously we've got the Sony Walkman in there. First, little
carriable music player for your tapes and headphones, ac DC
Highway to Hell, and that, of course is the horn
from the General Lee and Duke's of Hazard. So it's

(42:24):
definitely gonna be early eighties. I am gonna go nineteen eighty.

Speaker 8 (42:33):
One, trying to think of what I got a Walkman.
It had to be around eighty three, so I know
it's been out for a while. At that point, I
think you might be on the money. I'm gonna say,
what did you say? I said eighty one, I'm gonna
say eighty I'm.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Gonna go a year earlier. Okay, yep, all right, Josh,
Kelly went nineteen eighty, I went nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 7 (42:57):
You got the Walkman ac DC and gener old lady.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
I have a guess.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
I think it might be a little earlier.

Speaker 5 (43:08):
Okay, I'll go seventy nine man, seventy nine? Alay, eighty one?

Speaker 8 (43:17):
I love it?

Speaker 5 (43:17):
All right, sick, what do you got?

Speaker 15 (43:20):
The walks Man from Sony, The One and Only.

Speaker 9 (43:29):
The Sony Walkman Highway to Hell in the first episode
of The Dukes Have Hazard All, debuted in nineteen eighty one.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
Body all right, well, Josh, I'm sorry that I had
to steal your thunder. Oh that's all.

Speaker 7 (43:53):
A little sad?

Speaker 5 (43:55):
Did you rarely really want to want to go see garbage?

Speaker 6 (44:00):
My wife?

Speaker 7 (44:03):
The wife?

Speaker 5 (44:04):
In that case, I have to give you the happy wife,
happy life. That's just the way it goes take your
wife on a date night next Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (44:13):
Kem alive, you're gonna go see garbage?

Speaker 5 (44:14):
All right? All right?

Speaker 7 (44:16):
They absolutely hang on man.

Speaker 1 (44:19):
Blitz with Goose Killer and thing Rick.

Speaker 5 (44:23):
Make sure they understand they're playing somebody different today.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
They're playing the.

Speaker 16 (44:27):
Buck Eye, They're playing the Ohio Day and now it's
Football Friday with Buck Hye Hall of Fame legend Jeff
Logan on the morning Blitz.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
For these guys, this group, it will be our first
time on a road expecting a great environment. And I
think that's what's great about being in the Big ten
You see now so many different styles of stadiums, different
fan bases.

Speaker 12 (44:52):
And while I've never played at.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Washington, you know I've heard great things about it stadium
itself and how loud it gets. But that's why he
decided to come to play in the Big Tennis, to play,
you know, in stadiums and environments like this, two great
teams getting after it, traveling to the West Coast. You
know that that's a new experience for all of us,
and I think it's great. It's great for us nationally
and recruiting, and obviously a great opponent.

Speaker 7 (45:16):
Real quick.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
We got to get to OSU football. We have to
get to Jeff Logan.

Speaker 7 (45:21):
But well, not me.

Speaker 5 (45:25):
Thick needs to send out an apology. I yes, I
do retraction a correction because uh think was wrong.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
I wrote the year wrong and so was I. Yes,
Josh was right.

Speaker 5 (45:38):
I was so confident that our game for time Warp
was nineteen eighty one. But no Highway to Hell and
the Walkman came out in nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
But that mean dukes of hazard.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Yes, dukes hazard as well.

Speaker 2 (45:51):
Yeah, I just I.

Speaker 9 (45:51):
Wrote the wrong year on the clip. Josh was right,
he was it was seventy nine. I'm so sorry, Josh.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Congratulations you hit the nail on the head nineteen seventy nine.

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Well, I'm glad you gave him the tickets anywhere?

Speaker 7 (46:04):
Right.

Speaker 5 (46:04):
Could you imagine saying sorry you didn't win and tracked
it down. Yeah, So thanks to everyone that texting, because boy,
think got lit up text messages.

Speaker 2 (46:13):
Oh you can't say anything wrong here, I let you
know real quick.

Speaker 8 (46:16):
I'll let you know if I say something wrong at
some point that doesn't happen, doesn't Yeah, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
Think that's ever happened with Kelly.

Speaker 17 (46:25):
So they went to the booth and upon further review, yes, yeah,
Mester Logan, how are you, sir?

Speaker 6 (46:32):
I am terrific. Buck Geys are undefeated.

Speaker 17 (46:35):
They had a little bye week last week, and late
yesterday afternoon they lit it up and headed to Seattle
a day early, and they're resting out on the West
coast right now.

Speaker 5 (46:45):
I think that I would isn't that normal practice? Well,
it's only been a couple of years, but now with
a lot of the Big Ten having to travel to
a couple teams out that way, you got to go
a day early.

Speaker 6 (46:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
Last year they went on Friday to Oregon.

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Yeah, last year they didn't do that.

Speaker 17 (47:00):
And I think that they learned a valuable lesson in
terms of the travel and everything. You know, last year
when they had those quick trips to the Rose Bowl
and the Cotton Bowl, they went a day early for
those instead of you know, it used to be on
bowl games you'd be out there for the entire week.
But now the way the playoffs are, you kind of
treat it like a regular season game.

Speaker 6 (47:20):
So they went a day.

Speaker 17 (47:21):
Earlier for both of those, and I think they learned
the lesson that it allowed the players a little bit
more time to acclimate to the time change.

Speaker 6 (47:28):
Right.

Speaker 5 (47:28):
Yeah, absolutely interesting fun fact about this game. I think
it's only the second, possibly third time that a top
ranked opponent, number one opponent has been a single point
dog to an unranked favorite favorite ton.

Speaker 2 (47:48):
Ranked single digit yea, yeah, okay, And I.

Speaker 17 (47:50):
Think it's wrong that Washington is not getting any votes
in the top twenty five. I mean, I was going
to ask you they're undefeated, and here's the problem. There
are eight p voters that are in Seattle. They don't
even vote for their own team.

Speaker 7 (48:03):
That's pretty crazy.

Speaker 17 (48:04):
So that would give you some indication of maybe the
lack of confidence that the writers would have in the
Seattle area about the Washington Huskies.

Speaker 6 (48:13):
They have played absolutely nobody.

Speaker 7 (48:16):
That's like, yeah, if they're if you're gonna play no One? Yeah,
I mean they.

Speaker 17 (48:20):
Opened with Colorado State won that game thirty eight to
twenty one. They played UC Davis, which is a not
a bowl championship series school, won that game seventy to ten,
and then they had their Apple Bowl Apple Classic against
Washington State, and Washington State may be the worst team
in all of college football.

Speaker 6 (48:40):
They won that game fifty nine to twenty four.

Speaker 17 (48:43):
The biggest question with the Washington Huskies is their defense. Offensively,
They've got skilled players, They've got a quarterback that came
up with a coach from Arizona, And it'll be really
interesting to see how this goes down. But I think
Ohio State will take advantage of a soft defense with Washington.

Speaker 5 (49:01):
It seems like the team to do it for sure.
And this is it's this big opener. Yes, yeah, big
ten opener for you guys.

Speaker 17 (49:08):
Yeah, us, you can say us instead of you guys.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
You're you're in our You're in our you're in our community.

Speaker 7 (49:19):
I am, I live here.

Speaker 6 (49:20):
I understand.

Speaker 7 (49:21):
It's not team, it's you guys.

Speaker 17 (49:23):
So we're never gonna get Well, you don't even play
this weekend, so it could it could be us.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
You're not going no, No, it's still you guys.

Speaker 17 (49:30):
Okay, I just thought it.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
We've tried.

Speaker 6 (49:35):
I know it's shouted out.

Speaker 17 (49:37):
You know, if you look at Ohio stage schedule, it's
kind of interesting because, uh, you really break the schedule
down into three separate uh pieces of the pie. So
think about that beautiful uh pumpkin pie sitting there.

Speaker 8 (49:50):
I'm with you, and you're gonna.

Speaker 6 (49:53):
Discussion and what you're going to do with this pie.
You're gonna cut it into thirds.

Speaker 17 (49:57):
There's only gonna be three pieces, all right, so they're
gonna be significant pieces. The first piece of the pie
came with those first three games of the season before
the bye week, Texas, Grambling, Ohio and what did Ohio
State do? Ran the table, got a little bit of
time off. Now you enter the Big Ten season. You
go at Washington, play Minnesota, at Illinois, at Wisconsin. Three

(50:20):
of the next four games on the road eat that
second piece of pie. So we're starting on that second
piece of the pie. And then the final piece of
the pie comes up after the bye week, after you
play Wisconsin. You've got Penn State, Purdue, Ucla, Rutgers and them,
not us but them the final week of the season.

(50:41):
So there really are three separate seasons broken down here.
And we're just now getting ready, Kelly to feast on
the second slice of that pie.

Speaker 8 (50:50):
I'm ready forks up whip cream on the pumpkin pie
and whip cream I love.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
It supposed to be some pretty great football weather like that.
It's gonna Harley sunny skies just under seventy I mean,
the situation is set for a really good game. It's
just a matter of if Washington shows up or not.
But here's here's a question if if you're looking for
a good game, or if you if you want to

(51:17):
go in with another blog. Ryan Day actually had some
thoughts about that. I think if you.

Speaker 4 (51:21):
Start worrying too much about quote unquote style points, you
can you can get yourself in a bad situation fast.
The number one goal is to win the game, period.
I mean, there's no other sport that anything matters other
than winning. But college football used to have style points,
and they still do have style points, you know, and
that's that's something that you have to be careful on.
That being said, we expect a certain level of execution,

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We want to play a certain way, and that when
that's met, we know it's met.

Speaker 12 (51:46):
We all know the number one goal is to win
the game.

Speaker 4 (51:48):
And this game in particular is going to be an
absolute battle. This is a very very good team. To
go and get this win on the road is going
to take everything we got.

Speaker 5 (51:56):
And that's that's really interesting because looking at our game
last week, the Michigan Nebraska game was not a thirty
twenty seven game at all. I know that was the scoreboard,
but by no means was that the actual game? And so,
how do you feel, you know, having been on the field,
how is that when you know you dominated but the

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score is close, would you rather have a big blowout
or is the W all that matter?

Speaker 17 (52:24):
Well, when it's all over done with the W is
really truly all that matters. But you still can't be
pleased with your performance if you go into a game
and walk away with a three point win when you
should have done much better than that. You know, when
this game was getting ready to come out, before the
betting line was established, somebody asked me what I thought
the spread would be, and I said, it'll be high

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double digits. I mean, I thought it would be nineteen
or twenty points, to be perfectly honest with you. And
when it came out at thirteen and a half and
it dropped all the way to seven and a half
or eight, it showed me that there were a lot
of people that were thinking Washington's really got it going
and it's a tough environment.

Speaker 6 (53:00):
Guys.

Speaker 17 (53:00):
They lead the country in home wins in a row,
twenty two in a row at home they have won
in the last couple of seasons. Really, this is a
tough place to play. Ohio State has a seven game
winning streak, which is second best in the country.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
So something's going to come to an end this weekend.

Speaker 17 (53:21):
Ohio State seven in a row, Washington twenty two in
a row at home. And if you've never been there,
it's an incredible environment.

Speaker 6 (53:29):
It's right on Lake Washington. Excuse me.

Speaker 17 (53:33):
The views are unbelievable, and they do something odd with
their tailgating. They do sail gating. They bring their sailboats
in and honest to goodness, and they dock right there
beside the stadium and that's where all the happiness goes
on before the football game.

Speaker 6 (53:55):
So it's a terrific environment.

Speaker 17 (53:58):
I think it'll be a fun experience for ohios I
was out there in nineteen ninety four when Ohio State
lost to the Texas team out there, you might remember
a pretty good running back for them, Napoleon Kaufman was
part of part of their team back then. Last time
Ohio State played Washington. Guys, you remember when that was?
Last time Ohio State played Washington?

Speaker 5 (54:19):
Was was it all the way back?

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Joey Galloway, Nope, oh it was. Since then, the Rose Ball.

Speaker 17 (54:26):
In twenty eighteen And what's memorable ball about that is
that right before the rose Ball thirty days beforehand, urban
Meyer announced his retirement and they named immediately Ryan Day.

Speaker 6 (54:39):
To become the head football coach.

Speaker 17 (54:41):
After the rose ball game against Washington, and there was
an iconic photo and video of urban Meyer after the
game in the locker room taking the whistle from around
his neck, taking it off and putting it on Ryan
Day's neck.

Speaker 5 (54:59):
That's what and actually right during his press conference this week,
Ryan Day was actually talking about kind of that moment
and taking over and what it's like to take over
a program like Ohio State. That's what he had to say.

Speaker 12 (55:12):
I don't think I knew at the time.

Speaker 4 (55:14):
It's like, you know, you're you're never ready, probably to
buy your first house, you never ready to have your
first kid. I don't think you're ever ready to be
a head coach for the first time, certainly a place
like Ohio State. But I had great coaches around me,
and I just always took a lot of notes to
figure out when it was my term to become a
head coach, how I'd want that to look. You're never
quite too sure how it's going to go, and you

(55:35):
learn every year.

Speaker 12 (55:36):
Just saying to somebody that day.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
You know, almost going on a decade of being here now,
and it goes fast, but every year you learn more
and more.

Speaker 5 (55:43):
So, just doing the math right now, the line being
eight and a half and the over under being fifty
one and a half, they're looking at like a twenty
eight to twenty one game here, something along those lines. Obviously,
Ohio state number one. They've done everything right so far.
But going to that environment, if there was one thing

(56:03):
for the coaches and the players to keep an eye
out for, that one chinking the armor, what would it be?

Speaker 6 (56:08):
Well, I think the key is is it? Right now?

Speaker 17 (56:12):
Washington leads the country in third down conversions. They keep
their offense on the field seventy five percent of the time.
They're number one in the country. Now, again, who have
they played? That's the question mark. And they're going up
against the best defense certainly that they've ever seen. But
the biggest challenges Their quarterback is a dual threat guy,
but also throws the ball with amazing accuracy. They've got

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a bowling ball running back five to eight two and
twenty five pound running back. They'd love to run the
ball as well, And so I think it really comes
down to defense. If Ohio State can get off the
field on third downs and keep that percentage below fifty
percent as far as third down conversions, I think they
win the game handily.

Speaker 5 (56:55):
Okay, Then, as you say, I'm thinking ahead at the
rest of your schedule, and I will say, and I know,
I know this is going to come up when when
the season is over and where all the dominoes may fall,
Michigan has a very favorable schedule. I'll just put it

(57:16):
out there. We don't have to play Penn State, we
all play Oregon. We can get through USC. Other than that,
it looks like smooth sailing.

Speaker 7 (57:24):
Yeah, it looks like.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
The game is going to be a pretty big deal
this year because I don't know. I mean, Illinois they
had a big fall off after the game against India unbelieva,
So are they going to bounce back after that? Is
that going to be a huge game when that comes
around and how you get through that that second, I think.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
It'll be really interesting.

Speaker 17 (57:45):
Team up North has got the easiest schedule from this
point on, maybe in the Big Ten Conference, and should
put them in a in a position to be able
to compete for an opportunity to play in a Big
ten championship game if they were able to win that
game in the last week of the season. So we're
a long way from that, and I think obviously we
all want to stay focused on where we are.

Speaker 6 (58:06):
Right now with that second piece of the pie and make.

Speaker 8 (58:09):
Sure I was hoping you bring that up again.

Speaker 17 (58:11):
I know, I know, Kelly, and just want to talk
about let's just enjoy that second piece of eight and
then get to that final slice and make sure that
that last swallow comes with a win.

Speaker 5 (58:25):
Against you up North.

Speaker 4 (58:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:27):
Yeah, well we'll worry about that. Then we got to
worry about Washington.

Speaker 17 (58:30):
Are we doing our predictions? Oh, Ohio University?

Speaker 9 (58:36):
Yeah, thirty seven to nine, they won forty two to seventeen.
You were the closest with that prediction.

Speaker 8 (58:40):
Are you sweeping right now?

Speaker 6 (58:41):
No, you've got to win.

Speaker 8 (58:42):
And I don't know I win. That's a win too.

Speaker 6 (58:45):
I got too, and I don't think I had two
in the last two seasons.

Speaker 8 (58:48):
So you're going great, we're on a roll.

Speaker 5 (58:51):
All right, Well, let's get to it. Then the line
right now, OSU by eight and a half, the over
under fifty one point five. Kelly, do you have a
score prediction for us.

Speaker 6 (59:01):
You want to go, I'd be more than happy to
jump in. I'll give you some leadership.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
Okay, all right, I don't.

Speaker 17 (59:08):
Buy the line. I think Ohio State goes out there
and dominates. It'll be it'll be close for a quarter.
So thirty four seventeen, Ohio State by seventeen over the
Washington Huskies.

Speaker 8 (59:20):
All right, I have Buckeyes winning forty two thirteen.

Speaker 5 (59:23):
All right, wow, blowing it up.

Speaker 8 (59:26):
Okay, I mean I haven't won a single prediction, so
I'm just throwing out numbers.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
Style.

Speaker 6 (59:34):
You got it closer me? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:37):
No, no, I don't have it closer.

Speaker 12 (59:40):
Thing.

Speaker 9 (59:40):
I'll tell you about Demon Williams Junior. He can run,
but he likes to run outside. You keep him in
the pocket, he gets sacked. I've watched all three of
their games, and he you know, cause you think about
the quarterback of Notre Dame. He would just take off
running straight from the pocket, gained yards. Every time we
keep demand in the pocket, he's done. He cannot run
like that, and I think we're gonna do that. I

(01:00:00):
would like see us blitz him early to see how
he handles it, because he does not seem to handle
the blitz very well, and I agree with you, Jeff
against Lion Kelly. I think your prediction was almost perfect
because I have it in forty two to fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:00:13):
Who interesting, That's okay, and it's really fun like that.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
It was already.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
It's really funny you did that because, like you, I
wrote down my answer before other people's predictions. And there's
there's no better feeling than validation. Validation is amazing. And
so when you're validated by a by a true expert

(01:00:40):
former player analyst, I mean there there is no better feeling.
Because my prediction thirty one seventeen were right there as
opposed to thirty four to seventeen.

Speaker 2 (01:00:50):
So yes, defense, we will get We're going to score more.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (01:00:53):
By the way, breaking news, Sharon Moore is eligible to
coach this week.

Speaker 5 (01:00:57):
He was he was back and it was back in
the off twelve oh one.

Speaker 17 (01:01:02):
Yeah, he chose not to take them bye week. Yeah,
as part of his penalty.

Speaker 9 (01:01:06):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 17 (01:01:09):
He's done with penalties until next season, right when he
still has to take another one unless there's more that
comes out.

Speaker 5 (01:01:17):
See what happens, don't trug your shoulders. There's something else
that's gonna come out.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Something new could happen. You can't deny that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:25):
What new could happen?

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Anything?

Speaker 9 (01:01:27):
Oh okay, right, you're right, anything could happen because he's
like on probation at this point.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
He does anything else, man, he absolutely right.

Speaker 8 (01:01:35):
You see those texts he deleted? I really would Yeah,
I really.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Hope Brian Day doesn't get a dui.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Anything can happen.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
That's right. How deeply can you swim in that lake
where that phone was thrown?

Speaker 9 (01:01:45):
Yeah, you're never going to hear the end of that.

Speaker 7 (01:01:49):
No, I don't care. Done bother me one bit. Well,
I can't wait for the game.

Speaker 5 (01:01:54):
I'm looking forward to checking it out as always, Bespogan,
thank you so much for spending your Friday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:02:00):
Where are we at tonight?

Speaker 5 (01:02:01):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:02:02):
Good game tonight, Watterson in the Sales that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:05):
Is a great rivalry Stallion.

Speaker 6 (01:02:08):
That is Ryan Day's sun.

Speaker 12 (01:02:10):
R J.

Speaker 17 (01:02:10):
Day is the starting quarterback for the Sales Stallions, a
junior quarterback and a really good one. So our game
at seven o'clock on the CW. I'm guessing coach Day
will be listening to our telecast.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Oh on, you.

Speaker 6 (01:02:25):
Know we'll be streaming that out there. So they'll be
able to pick up on it.

Speaker 17 (01:02:29):
And on the Waterston side, a name you're probably familiar with,
Drew Belisari, who is the son of Greg Bellisari, the
great linebacker for Ohio State, is the starting quarterback for
the state championship defending state champion Waterson Eagles. So Waterson
the Battle of the Catholics tonight, going at it live
at the sales.

Speaker 9 (01:02:48):
Can I tell you I was so mad a couple
of weeks ago they preempted you guys. We had some
NASCAR Friday night. It wasn't like the NASCAR Cup Series.

Speaker 6 (01:02:56):
It was we got moved to the nest. Yeah. I
didn't even know what the nest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:59):
Why I couldn't find you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
I was so mad. Yeah, we got moved to the nest.
I think we're good the rest of the way.

Speaker 17 (01:03:06):
On the CW, but it should be good seven o'clock tonight,
along with Marty Banister and Kelly Anne Stittz will be
bringing it.

Speaker 12 (01:03:13):
To you live.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
You guys do a fantast Thank you very much.

Speaker 7 (01:03:15):
Wonderful, wonderful, Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
We'll talk to you on next Friday for some more
RSU football.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Now, all right, lit, the three things you need to
know before you go.

Speaker 8 (01:03:26):
This is very interesting. Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered
a large number of general officers and admirals to gather
next Tuesday at the Marine Base at Quantico, Virginia. According
to two US officials who spoke with ABC News, they
don't know what's prompted this gathering of potentially hundreds of

(01:03:48):
the US military's most senior leaders. It is very rare
to hold such a large meeting of general officers who
are based stateside and overseas in one location, and for
to include the Defense Secretary, So noticing what this gigantic
meeting of senior leaders of the US militaries. But I

(01:04:10):
don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
We'll have to keep an eye on it.

Speaker 8 (01:04:12):
Yes, it does perk the eyears up.

Speaker 5 (01:04:16):
I hope they have a whole bunch of extra pizza. Domaid, Yes,
that's right, got to check the Pentagon pizza index.

Speaker 8 (01:04:23):
That's right, that's right. Arlington, Texas, a real piece of
crap named Frederick Spears was arrested by police last Wednesday
for threatening his step son with a knife. He was
booked into jail on one count of aggravated assault, family
violence and his estranged wife, Mary, was given a restraining

(01:04:44):
order against him, so in order for him to post bond,
he had to agree to a restraining order, which he did.
He posted bond and then, for some unexplained reason, and
Arlington police officer drove him back to the family's home, oh,
despite the restraining order, where he then allegedly fatally stabbed

(01:05:07):
his a strange wife. Police say he caught himself during
the murder. He was re arrested and charged with murdering
his strange wife. Now, the Arlington Police Department says, yeah,
the officer should not have arranged transportation back to the
family's home. That should not have happened. I think they

(01:05:29):
say they are conducting a comprehensive review of the situation.
How that happens. I have no idea, But you have
a woman, a woman's blood on your hands here.

Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
Yeah, for sure. Was it yesterday the guy who got
released because they checked all the right boxes but someone
wasn't looking closely enove and just let him out of jail, Like.

Speaker 1 (01:05:54):
What is going on?

Speaker 8 (01:05:55):
Yeah, they caught that guy again, and I hope that
they basically said, Hey, it's up to you, man, you
want to come back into custod era. It was our fault,
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Speaker 5 (01:07:54):
Don't knock and tee you's Friday. That's an expression that's
been around for a while. Kelly. Do you have a
don't knock it till you've tried it type thing that
you've told people before?

Speaker 8 (01:08:05):
Well, I mean I always say, like, one of my
favorite sandwiches as a kid was either a baloney sandwich
or a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, either one. And
then you just throw some like potato chips on top
of that bad boy, then the next piece of bread
and go.

Speaker 5 (01:08:20):
It is so good, like a crunchy big mac, that
middle layer bread.

Speaker 7 (01:08:25):
There, what you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:08:27):
You just talking about just two pieces and you throw
because I do know people, but potato chips like on
their tuna fish sandwich.

Speaker 8 (01:08:32):
Yeah, no, I put it on my bloney sandwich. I
did as a kid. Okay, peanut butter and jelly sandwich
on a blooney sandwich. You know, Elite is Dorito's on
a baloney sandwich. It's so good. Okay, that's what I
would say. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Okay,
people really get mad about like apple sauce on pizza.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. It's delish. It's

(01:08:52):
got to be a little side and you can control
the portion. But apple sauce on a bite of pizza
is amazing. It's so good.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
I've tried it.

Speaker 8 (01:09:05):
You're probably y'all.

Speaker 5 (01:09:06):
I've never heard.

Speaker 9 (01:09:07):
That on any kind of Italian food like spaghetti or lasagna.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
People will put apple sauce on that.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
I'll put apple and I won't do it on spaghetti
or lasagni.

Speaker 13 (01:09:14):
But I will do it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:15):
I know what what what are the toppings on the pizza?

Speaker 8 (01:09:18):
Just irregular? Just a regular pizza, say a pepperoni pizza.
You throw and especially if you do chunky apple sauce.
It's so good.

Speaker 9 (01:09:27):
I know, man, I know it's a it's a thing
for some really sweet and.

Speaker 5 (01:09:32):
Salt I have ever ever heard. Really, Yes, it's like.

Speaker 8 (01:09:36):
Throwing a pineapple on a pizza. A lot of people
hate that. I do like the taste of the sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:09:42):
Oh yeah, my wife loves that Hawaiian pizza. What what's
your don't knock to you?

Speaker 7 (01:09:47):
Try to thick fried baloney?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
People go, yeah, and I don't understand.

Speaker 9 (01:09:51):
But again, but but real bloney, not the process, little
thin slices fried baloney.

Speaker 5 (01:10:01):
I'm in Oh, you got to get the real good.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
I see.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
Mine's not food. Mine is skydiving. Oh okay, don't I
anyone I have ever taken skydiving or anyone I've known
about skydiving who said I didn't want to do it.
I'm too scared. Bluh bh blah. Best thing they've ever
done in their life, don't.

Speaker 8 (01:10:20):
Yeah, that is not my experience, and I have tried it.
And I hated it really. However, the person I was with,
one of my dear friends. I was with her, and
she would have gotten up and gone right back up
in the plane for the second time, loved it that much.
I hated it as much as she loved it.

Speaker 5 (01:10:36):
That's interesting. Okay, Well, people are online saying, don't knock
it till you tried it. So I want to know
if you've tried some of these clove oil in your
floor cleaning. Not only will it add a little bit
of scent, but it also keeps bugs from coming into
your home. I guess.

Speaker 7 (01:10:52):
Clove oil.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Yeah, so I might have to pick that up. Chop
stix for Cheetos, keeps your fingers dust free.

Speaker 8 (01:11:00):
Put on surgical gloves.

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
You do that too.

Speaker 9 (01:11:02):
I would say that about the nacho doritos too.

Speaker 7 (01:11:05):
Oh yeah, yeah, you can do that too.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Here's one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:09):
Putting popcorn kernels in a paper sandwich bag, roll the
bag clothes, put in the microwave about three minutes, throw
some seasoning in. It costs so much less than microwave
bag popcorn.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
You just buy the kernels.

Speaker 8 (01:11:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, Okay, that's a great tip.

Speaker 7 (01:11:27):
Eating a kiwi with the skin on.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
They say, don't not get too tried.

Speaker 8 (01:11:32):
I have done that because there are a lot of like, uh,
nutritional benefits to that skin.

Speaker 7 (01:11:37):
But sure there is.

Speaker 5 (01:11:39):
But they're saying less effort to eat, more convenient that
you can just dig right in. You don't have to
sit there and peel that thin layer of Oh well,
let's just do that with oranges and bananas.

Speaker 8 (01:11:48):
And it's good ruffige, just a little different the Kiwi's
good ruffage if you eat it with the skin on,
but it is you have to get past the fur.

Speaker 5 (01:11:57):
I was gonna say, there's got to be a feeling
it gross.

Speaker 4 (01:12:01):
It's good.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
And finally, don't naget you tried it a shower beer.
I had no way.

Speaker 7 (01:12:11):
You're looking at me confused.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
You don't just drink a beer in a shower.

Speaker 5 (01:12:13):
Yeah, oh okay, I've never done that before. I haven't.
I didn't know about this, probably till I was about
thirty something years old. I had never heard of a
shower beer before. But oh, man, thick, give a shower
beer a try. You get it, make sure you get
it right out of the fridge, right when your shower's hot.

(01:12:37):
As you're standing there in the hot water and you
have a shower beer.

Speaker 8 (01:12:42):
I feel like that would be a good post beach situation,
or at the pool for a few hours and then
you come in for that shower and have a cold,
hot shower. Yeah that sounds really good.

Speaker 7 (01:12:53):
Yeah it you gotta give it a try.

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Thick, Okay, I don't understand. It's just the common of
the hot water on the body and the cold beer
down the gullet. It's just something about it. Shower beers.
Where it's at Hey.

Speaker 8 (01:13:09):
Look at his eyes are like half closing, like he's
just remembering.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
You give me a blue moon in a hot shower.
I don't even like beer. I don't drink.

Speaker 7 (01:13:19):
Blue moon is about the only beer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Yeah, you give me a blue moon in a shower, Thick,
don't knock it to you tried it.

Speaker 10 (01:13:27):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
Our first story takes us out to Kentucky, Powell County,
where an EMS team is in trouble because they treated
and saved a man's life.

Speaker 7 (01:13:46):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (01:13:47):
James Harrison is the director of the Kentucky Reptile Zoo,
and he was bitten by a highly venomous Jamison mamba
while on the job back in May, but he got
the anti venom he needed to live at the zoo.
Here's the deal. The first responders showed up to administer
the anti venom, but they're now in trouble because they

(01:14:10):
didn't have what they needed. But thankfully this gentleman did.
Having dealt with snakes, he had the anti venom, and
the MS workers showed up and asked him what to do,
and he told them and they did it. However, they
are now in hot water because they were waiting for
a helicopter to take Harrison to the University of Kentucky

(01:14:32):
Hospital when they gave him the anti venom. And every
physician they talked to about the course of the bite
agrees that they are actually absolutely heroes because what happens
first is paralysis after the venom enters your body, and
then respiratory arrest and then cardiac arrest. You're gonna die.
That's all there is to it. But they have since

(01:14:55):
learned that the EMS company policy the policy has changed
as of two years ago, and only wilderness paramedics can
administer anti venom now, So now these two paramedics are
in hot water and in trouble and have to go
before the review board on September thirtieth, coming up here

(01:15:21):
next week to find out what's going to happen.

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
Probably because they didn't pay for the certificate they need
to be certified wilderness paramedics. I guess it has to
do with money. I'm guarantee you that. How could you
tell how you are sworn to do no harm? How
could you as a paramedic. Are they under the same, like,
you know, a hippocratic oath?

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
I don't think so as doctors. But here's the thing.
I don't know if it's from a money standpoint of
you didn't pay for the correct courses. I'm wondering if
it's the other way where if something goes wrong, the
ambulance company doesn't want to be sued in case something
goes wrong.

Speaker 8 (01:16:04):
Yeah, because they administered a drug that they that didn't
come out of the back of their truck.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
Exactly, Okay, right, they say the paramedics are saying, if
we had sat there and let him die, then we
would have been morally and ethnically responsible and we could
have been criminally charged for his death. Because if you're
there and there's a way to help. Then you gotta help.
So what's gonna come of this? I mean, I hope

(01:16:28):
this whole thing is just thrown out because this is
a bunch of ps. They were there to help, they
were doing their job. They did help. The man survived.
What's the problem.

Speaker 8 (01:16:36):
You have to be able to lay your head down
at night know you did the right thing. Well, life right,
You couldn't just watch a man die.

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
And thankfully, one of the paramedics says, if it came
down to it today, I would do the exact same thing.
You cannot put a price on a person's life, right, Yep,
makes no sin. Where's the common sense? Story Number two
takes us to South Carolina where Darryl I'm sorry, Donald
Harper Junior, a thirty five year old man who is
currently in prison, has just been given an additional fifteen

(01:17:06):
years after pleading guilty to throwing bodily fluids at a
correctional office or at McCormick Correctional Institute. Took place on
January eleventh. The officer was delivering meals and he got
to Harper's dormitory slash cell, and that's when court records
show that Harper, through a cup of doria directly in

(01:17:30):
the officer's face.

Speaker 8 (01:17:31):
Okay, you deserve every day of that fifteen years. That's disgusting,
one hundred percent.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
You're not a monkey.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Went right into the officer's mouth and eyes. He required
immediate medical treatment and ongoing monitoring for potential infectious disease exposure.

Speaker 8 (01:17:47):
Yeah, enjoy the hepatitis you got from this guy's poop.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Gross Harper was set to be released around twenty thirty six,
and he will now be there till twenty fifty one.

Speaker 8 (01:17:57):
Yeah, that's fine, That is absolutely fine. I don't have
any problem with that.

Speaker 7 (01:18:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:18:03):
Previously convicted of voluntary manslaughter in twenty fifteen for killing
if a professor, got twenty four years, and now an
extra fifteen added on that. Don't go throw on your
poet people, what.

Speaker 12 (01:18:16):
Why?

Speaker 6 (01:18:17):
Like what?

Speaker 8 (01:18:19):
And plus there's a reason he had diarrhea, he was sick,
So what else is in there?

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:18:27):
You know what I mean? It's like, what kind of
sickness did you just throw in that guy's face? That
is really foul?

Speaker 5 (01:18:48):
All right, we may have to pivot here. In just
about sixty or ninety seconds, I'm not exactly sure, because
I had an idea that I thought about when I
came across the fact, you know, schools already and said,
and they're already beginning work on yearbooks because they got
to start collecting pictures for the fall sports, football and.

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
Things like that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
You know, there's a lot of layout that goes into it,
and of course it's all got to be done by
February March so they can get those things off to print.
They're selling advertising, all that kind of stuff. And I
asked Think yesterday what his senior quote was in his yearbook,
because my idea was to have you call her text

(01:19:32):
eight hundred eighty two one ninety ninety seven er. And
if you could change your senior quote from what you
wrote back then to something now, what would you change
it to?

Speaker 1 (01:19:41):
Smoke weed?

Speaker 7 (01:19:43):
Okay? Fair enough? Yeah, where's that? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:19:48):
But I asked Think yesterday and he goes, no, he
didn't have a senior quote. And then I just asked you, Kelly,
about six seven minutes ago, you didn't have a senior quote.
So do they not do senior quotes here in Ohio?

Speaker 2 (01:19:58):
This goes under your picture. I'm yeah, you know, we
just had our name, just your name, just our name,
all right.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
I don't know if anyone's gonna call.

Speaker 2 (01:20:06):
Her again this.

Speaker 9 (01:20:08):
You know, we're a little back further than you, so
it might have been something that didn't start till like
nineteen ninety or something.

Speaker 7 (01:20:15):
Yeah, I guess that's a possibility.

Speaker 5 (01:20:17):
Yeah, because I was class in ninety five, you know,
I think was a class of nineteen twelve. And it's like,
you know, it was really interesting when he took his
senior picture and the guy was holding up the stick
and went, that was the flash.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Uh, you got a few year I got a few
years on you, man.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
Let's get I'm a eight ninety seven. I'm just very
curious if anyone had senior quotes in the yearbook, and
if you could change it up, what would you change
your senior quote to today? Blitz?

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
Hi, who's this? Good morning?

Speaker 5 (01:20:50):
Trusted? All right, Tristan, did you guys have senior quotes?

Speaker 3 (01:20:53):
We did, but they would not put mine in the yearbook?

Speaker 5 (01:21:00):
FDC, friendly, what was your senior quad?

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
I got doing two of them, but they did not
both of them. The first one is waking up was
the second hardest thing in the morning, okay, and then
the other one was when the Red River flows follow
the dirt road.

Speaker 2 (01:21:19):
Good lord man. Okay, you know where his brain is.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
I'm sure I.

Speaker 7 (01:21:23):
Know why they didn't accept those.

Speaker 9 (01:21:25):
Okay, I like he's creative. I thought maybe, you know,
he might have gotten it past somebody. Yeah, am I
not a click?

Speaker 7 (01:21:33):
Thankfully? Someone probably there.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
All right, Well, thank you very much for the colches.

Speaker 8 (01:21:38):
I think if I was asked to do a quote,
I would have done a Bible verse, for sure. I
know myself that well. But if I could change it
to something today, it would be a Seinfeld quote.

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Okay, yeah, league, text in and say graduated eight. Mine
was I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with
the saints.

Speaker 8 (01:22:00):
Hey, there you go.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
And he says, I keep.

Speaker 5 (01:22:01):
It, and and that's kind of what I was thinking,
because my senior quote was growing old is inevitable, growing
up as optional.

Speaker 8 (01:22:11):
Okay, I like that, and I would.

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
I would still keep that. That one kind of embodies.

Speaker 2 (01:22:15):
You're pretty much who I am. You're a toys r
us kid pretty much. I don't want to grow up.

Speaker 8 (01:22:20):
Mine definitely would have been a Bible verse, because, believe it,
I went to Catholic school and I was way really
obnoxious with Bible stuff. But because I really truly, like
you know, I believe in my heart so but I
would change that to a similar but Seinfeld quote where
George says, uh, you don't hear that much about God anymore,
and Jerry responds, I hear things, So I hear things.

Speaker 7 (01:22:44):
I hear. I will tell you.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
This that I hated my senior picture so much in
my yearbook.

Speaker 7 (01:22:52):
I actually cut it out of my yearbook.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
Why I was that vain and that low self confidence?

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
I hated that picture.

Speaker 8 (01:23:02):
Did you ask everyone to turn their their's in? I
didn't cut it out, No, I did not, But I
just couldn't look at it all.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
I couldn't look at it myself. Yeah, can I see it? Yeah,
I'll find it well. And that that was the dress
up one. That was the shirt and tie one, and
then the ones I handed out.

Speaker 7 (01:23:22):
Those are even worse. Oh man.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
I had a tan kanga hat backwards but off to
the side. I was wearing a denim Mickey It was
a Disney shirt had Mickey Mouse on the on the
front pocket with the sleeves rolled up. I was wearing
a brown belt but black boots.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
It was the times.

Speaker 5 (01:23:43):
It was not good.

Speaker 9 (01:23:44):
We got we got a grab from ninety nine, so
they didn't do quotes. A grad from ninety six said
they didn't do quotes. But Elie graduated in eight and said,
my quote was I'd rather Oh damn.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
I didn't even get it out.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
That was reading when you read the text.

Speaker 5 (01:24:02):
Well, if you're reading the text, how did you hear
me say the text?

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
Because I was reading the text. It turned out like Kelly.

Speaker 7 (01:24:07):
Does, I can't wait. I'm on the edge of my seat.

Speaker 2 (01:24:09):
What at least say shut up?

Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:24:14):
So, yeah, apparently this whole idea fell flat on his face.
And I hope you enjoy your boring yearbooks with no quotes. Ohio?

Speaker 8 (01:24:22):
Why don't we do quotes in Ohio? What's going on?

Speaker 5 (01:24:25):
I don't know that they're fun to go.

Speaker 8 (01:24:27):
Back and school administrator wants to be in charge of
going through three hundred quotes, right and kicking the ones
out that are dirty.

Speaker 5 (01:24:35):
Yeah, no, you're absolutely right. They don't want to have
to deal with that anymore.

Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
The poor person who has to approve personalized license plates,
they're like, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Okay, and figure out what it means.

Speaker 8 (01:24:45):
Eight zero zero eight five. I know it's.

Speaker 7 (01:24:52):
Some of the books.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
Now, three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 8 (01:24:59):
The US Postal Service is now accepting letters for this
year's Operation Santa campaign. The annual program connects families in
need with volunteers who want to help make holiday wishes
come true. Letters can be submitted through December sixth, either
by mail or online, and then volunteers interested in adopting
letters and families can begin signing up. On November third.
Two Texas brothers facing federal kidnapping charges after allegedly holding

(01:25:23):
a Minnesota family at gunpoint for nine hours and stealing
eight million dollars in cryptocurrency. Raymond and Isaiah Garcia their
ages twenty three and twenty four. They end up going
to this Minnesota neighborhood. They confront a man who's taking
out his trash at like seven in the morning. They
grab him, haul him inside, zip tie his hands. They

(01:25:45):
wake up his wife and they're in the adult sun
restrained the wife as well and held them all at gunpoint.
Then one of the brothers, Isaiah, forced the man to
get in his vehicle and drive three hours to the
family cabin to get a hard drive like crypto wallet,
and that's where the eight million dollars was. The other

(01:26:06):
brother Raymond stayed with the wife and son, but for
some reason he left the home briefly and that's when
the Sun was able to call nine to one one.
There was a huge police response, and unfortunately for the brothers,
they had brought a suitcase into the home that not
only had a disassembled semi automatic weapon, it had a

(01:26:27):
Wendy's receipt which they were able to trace to the
Wendy's that they had just purchased fast food from. And
they got video and everything and these brothers, so they
have since been arrested. They were in court yesterday and
they faced federal and state charges. Well, the wife of

(01:26:49):
that Weezer bass player Scott Schreiner is not going to
jail for firing a gun at LAPD. Jill Schriner was
granted a two year mental health diversion, which kind of
sounds like that's what she needs. I don't know if
Jale's gonna help her, but right, but she did fire
a gun in the air and cop shot back at
her during this incident. The judge also told her to

(01:27:11):
stay away from drugs and alcohol and say says that
she cannot own or possess any guns or knives now.
If you remember the situation that officers were looking for
a suspect after a high speed chase back in April,
and they went into this neighborhood where Jill Schwiner lives
and they were looking around, and she apparently got.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Paranoid's backyard right and favors backyard, So she came out
back and fired a gun.

Speaker 8 (01:27:40):
On hired a gun.

Speaker 5 (01:27:41):
And this could be a really interesting case study because yes,
it sounds like she needs mental health help, sounds like
she needs to layoff drugs and alcohol. So if she
follows the program, does this two year mental health evaluation,
get some help, doesn't own any guns, then maybe rehab
can work and we don't have to throw everyone in jail, right,

(01:28:03):
but you gotta follow the program. Yeah, so it'd be
really interesting to see how this all turns out.

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
Yeah, we'll follow up in twenty twenty seven, right to
see how this all changed for her. All right, those
are your three things.

Speaker 5 (01:28:17):
Shark News, a couple of stories came out that thought
it'd be interesting to share in case you ever decide
to go shark diving, or you know you're going to
be surfing or swimming in shark infested waters or somewhere
where there might be a shark attack. So just know

(01:28:37):
the shark experts are testing out four innovative wetsuits made
from material that reduces shark bite injuries.

Speaker 7 (01:28:46):
Now here's the deal.

Speaker 5 (01:28:47):
They're not perfect shields, but in the event of an emergency,
in the event of a shark bite, they can lessen trauma,
they can lessen the blood loss and save lives. So
I'm assuming they're a bit more what's the word I'm
looking for, Not compact, but constrictive, So if you do

(01:29:09):
get bit, it'll you know, tighten up and try and
keep you know.

Speaker 7 (01:29:13):
The bloodside your body. Yeah, you know that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
So no word on when we may see these innovative
wetsuits come out, but they are working on them. In
case you've ever had the desire to go swimming with sharks,
but you're you're like, you know, I'm just worried about
being bit and bleeding to death. This may help out
where in case you do get bit, you won't die.

(01:29:38):
In other shark news, some good news, scientists have observed
endangered leopard sharks mating in the wild for the first time.
Where's the great thing? If you have an endangered type
animal like a leopard shark. You're hoping that they mate

(01:29:59):
so they can add truly reproduced, so they're not they
don't go extinct. Here's the thing even better. When they
witnessed the endangered leopard sharks mating in the wild, they
were having themselves a threesome. Oh yeah, not only that,
they were having themselves the devil's threesome. Mm hmmm.

Speaker 7 (01:30:20):
Two males one female going at it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:23):
Well, if that's called a devil's girls, what is it
when it was two girls?

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Is that joyous?

Speaker 2 (01:30:30):
God?

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
But that is exactly what they observed, the two males
and the.

Speaker 7 (01:30:40):
Female all mating.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
They were just kind of it was. It was really weird.
They didn't know what was going on because the one
male shark went to the other male's shark, go, don't
look me in the eye, tell me, let's make eye contact.
Really really strange. The one shark was like, you want
to play tummy stix. Another shark was, now, there's a
female here, what are we doing. So anyways, hopefully they

(01:31:06):
will see the lepard sharks come off the endangered list
now that they are mating out in the wild.

Speaker 2 (01:31:11):
Oh they're coming off.

Speaker 5 (01:31:12):
Yeah, they actually are never mind, I'll leave it there.
It's night seven the Blitz.

Speaker 16 (01:31:18):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention.

Speaker 5 (01:31:23):
Yeah, let's learn you some stuff on a Friday morning.
Little tidbits of information you can take with you throughout
your weekends and maybe, you know, impress someone a new
friend or a woman standing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:36):
At the bar.

Speaker 5 (01:31:37):
You can walk up and be like, hey, did you
know The oldest hotel in the world is a hot
spring hotel in Japan called Nishiyama Onsen Creek.

Speaker 7 (01:31:48):
That's got a name.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
It was founded over thirteen hundred years ago in seven
o five a d.

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
It's a pretty old hotel right there.

Speaker 6 (01:31:58):
What was he here again?

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
Yeah, that's pretty old.

Speaker 5 (01:32:02):
That's pretty old. I really hope they have at least
changed out the mattresses because in the plumbing, yeah, they
tell you about eight years is ten years good for
a mattress. It's gonna be a Lomby mattress. This is
probably the most epic baseball injury ever. In the nineteen nineties,
there was an MLB player by the name of glenneln Hill.
He played for US seven teams. He was pretty decent,

(01:32:25):
but while he was with the Toronto Blue Jays in
nineteen ninety he had a nightmare about spiders, so he
tried to run away in his dream, but he ended
up sleepwalking. In real life, he fell through a glass table,
suffered cuts on his toes and elbows, and had carpet
burns on his knees. He spent twenty days on the
injured list. Wow for a nightmare that made him sleepwalk

(01:32:48):
or sleep run. The Beatles mention a walrus in three
of their songs. I am the Walrus, I am the walrus?
Who got you? But then you've got together and glass onion,
which all which you mentioned. Yeah, apparently they remember where
they say Waversie Walshie. I have no idea on that one,

(01:33:13):
no clue.

Speaker 7 (01:33:15):
Most kangaroos are left handed.

Speaker 2 (01:33:17):
Okay, how how do you know how? I mean?

Speaker 5 (01:33:22):
I'm assuming by what they grab things with or what
they swing their fists with.

Speaker 9 (01:33:26):
First, I've observed so many of them they were able
to figure it out.

Speaker 5 (01:33:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
See, I think so. Most kangaroos are perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:33:33):
I agree with you, Yes, or at least in their
right mind.

Speaker 13 (01:33:35):
Right.

Speaker 17 (01:33:36):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:33:37):
And finally, there's a word for a half decade five years.
It's called the lustrum. U s t r O m
U m U n yep. Like it's hard to believe
it's been a lustrum since the pandemic broke out.

Speaker 2 (01:33:52):
I definitely learned something new today, that's right there.

Speaker 5 (01:33:55):
You go learning some stuff on a Friday morning, ninetey seven,
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