Drunk Ohio Cop and Korn Kranker - Blitz Morning 9-2-25

An Ohio police officer was drunk on the job and is now out of a job
What do you really learn that is so much better at elite rich colleges?
'Taste Test Tuesday' was really rough today
Sharing relationship dirt with your friends
Gummy thoughts

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your morning Blitz begins now on.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Blitz, It's a Tuesday. Welcome to September, high of eighty
two and sunny skies today. Short week for you, hopefully.
I hope you enjoyed your holiday weekend. How are you, Kelly?

(00:27):
Great holiday? Wow?

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh that's good. It's a great start to the show.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, the weather was perfect. The weather was absolutely perfect.
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
We enjoyed a lot of outdoor time with the dog.
I watched a movie yesterday.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
You know I never watched movies. I gotta catch you. Wow,
I know what I watched. Yeah, Devilware's product. It came
up on Hulu. I'm like, why not I have time?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
You'd never seen it before?

Speaker 5 (00:52):
Oh is that right? No?

Speaker 6 (00:53):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Did you refuse because you hated what's her name?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No?

Speaker 4 (00:56):
No, I have a I have an affinity for Anne
half way now we've repaired our relationship.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Oh good, I can't really like her.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
But let me tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
Have you guys seen that new Netflix documentary called Unknown Number.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
The High School Catfish? You, guys, I swear to God,
do not google it.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
I beg you to watch it with a go in
blind in blind, don't goodle it's.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Called Unknown Number. The high School Catfish. The most.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Unbelievable situation you may know about it because it happened
up in Michigan, Okay a.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Few years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Uh yeah, some two little, two young kids were getting
basically spammed with horrendous texts, horrendous like overtly sexual, like
really disturbing texts saying you should kill yourselves and you know,
blah blah blah. It is wild and it's happened over
a two year period, thousands of texts, and they finally

(01:56):
found out who did it, and it is unbelievable, unbelievable.

Speaker 2 (02:00):
Well, I got something to watch while eating dinner. Tonight
loves that stuff.

Speaker 4 (02:04):
Is this multiple episodes nine documentary.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
It is very very worth the watch that will be.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Our dinner watch. Thank you for the recommendation. How are
you thick?

Speaker 5 (02:16):
I'm great, man. I didn't get outside much over the
weekend and.

Speaker 3 (02:19):
All that beautiful waiting, I thought you were going to
go fishing.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
I never made it. I was doing home repairs. We
had a leak in our kitchen. I had to replace
the guts and two toilets, and then there was a
lot of football to watch.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
Oh replace the guy okay, yeah, I left my guts
and two toilets Michigan football, so repay, Okay, got the guts, Okay,
very good.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
My weekend I did something I've never done before.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
What's that?

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I broke three watches in one weekend? What yeah, I had?
I had taken I used. I don't anymore, but I
used to spend money on watches. I like watches, so
I have I have problem eight, I think, and so
I took three of them with me over the weekend,
because you know, if you wear the watch match So
Saturday afternoon, we go to leave the hotel and I

(03:10):
turned I forgot something. So I was like, oh, I
was trying to grab the hotel door before it closed. Damn,
right on the face of the watch, big crack right about.
And then I changed that night because during during Michigan
football games, I go what's called boxer deep, Like everything
I wear is Michigan related, including my watch. And I've
had this previous issue with this watch. I've had because

(03:33):
I tend to get excited during games, like a lot
of football fans. And something happened and I went, oh, so, oh,
I know what it was. It was the questionable targeting
call they had during the Michigan game, and I went,
I went, son of a and I hit my hand
on the bar on top of at the top of
the bar, and the pin. You know, you get your
watch face and there's a pain that holds the pin.

(03:53):
The pin broke because of the force that I hit,
but it's happened before, so I got to go with
that pin replace. And then on Sunday, we were walking
through a restaurant. After seeing someone wrist against the wall, bamm,
another glass face gone, I'm done with I'm done with watches.

Speaker 3 (04:09):
Watches. Hate to see goose coming.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
Yeah, I was like, I can't believe it, so angry.
But other than that, a really good weekend, hanging out
with friends and family and all.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
That expensive repair weekend.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
For expensive repair weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah, so both the Buckeyes and the Wolverines won.

Speaker 5 (04:24):
Yes, and Alabama loss. Alabama Notre Dame loss. That's a
great weekend. Guys.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I sent you that video that guy at the Alabama
fan he like flipped the camera everywhere so funny. Oh
my gosh. I watched that fifty times over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
It was so great.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
I get it. It's frustrated. We were talking about it,
I believe after the show going, especially for the people
that travel for the big gag because I've done it.
I remember when, in fact, when AT and T Stadium
first opened up. I believe the first game ever there
was the Michigan Alabama game. Oh yeah, and I traveled
from Colorado to go to that.

Speaker 5 (05:02):
Oh wow.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Really Michigan lost like forty eight to fourteen.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
You don't want a camera in your face.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
Right exactly, So I get it. It's got to be
it's got to be frustrating when you travel just cheering
on your team. That's all that you're talking about. Prices
of tickets for the big games, like, it's so cool
to be there, but there is always a chance your
team's gonna lose and they spent all that money.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
I hate it.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
So frustrating.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
Yeah, last time I went down to Dallas for a game,
you know all that, you know, flying down her hotel
tickets ever lost in overtime?

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah? Absolutely debilitating for sure. But here we are into
Week two, or if you don't give a whot about
college football, week one for you, because here we go.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
NFL is getting rid of That's gonna be great watching
Dallas get crushed Thursday night, right because they are going
to lose and it'll probably be ugly.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
There's a good chance.

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Although it's week one, and weird things do happen in
week one.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
Although the flip side of that, for many many years ago,
Dallas has started out straw and then for some reason
they kind of yeah slipping.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
But it is when the home the season opening team
that won the Super Bowl at home, they that only
have lost that game one time, right, right, you know
that Thursday night opener at home.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
So well, it is going to be a great week
no matter what. It's a short week hopefully for you.
So let's get going Blitz Morning Trivia. Think what you got?

Speaker 5 (06:21):
Hey, twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff if
you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
Last night was w w E clash in Paris and
John Cena defeated Logan Paul and he did it with
his signature move, which is called what John Cena's signature move?
I know this is this The wrestling fans are like, oh,
I got this, and everybody else is going on. I

(06:42):
don't know, but yeah, so I'm sure it'll be a
wrestling fan, it has to be that wins. What's John
sena signature movie? The first one to text in the
correct answer eight hundred eight one ninety nine to seven.
Oh you got the gift cards?

Speaker 2 (06:55):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia
Thig What you got bora?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
All right? John Cena beat Logan Paul last night at
ww Clash in Paris with his signature move. We asked,
what is the name of John Cena's signature move? Here's
the final call from the match.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
John Cito get with a right end of the duck
Dunnernage had a tone.

Speaker 2 (07:18):
Adjustment, collapses into the cover.

Speaker 5 (07:22):
John Sta went attitude adjustment. All right, Uh, that was this.
He's on a retirement tour. Sena iscas he would turn
bad guy.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
He turned heeled.

Speaker 5 (07:33):
Yeah, I know, I mean, that's all I know is
he's doing his last tour. He said his body just
can't take it anymore. But that was his ninety ninth
Premium Live event victory last night, Logan Paul.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Well, if if John Cena loses to Logan Paul, the
WWE falls, that's that's a sham. That's an absolute sham.

Speaker 5 (07:52):
Brad Carpenter from London Ohio's first one to text and
the correct answer, and he's got twenty five bucks to
waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
Congratulate. Hey, I mean it's September. This year has absolutely
flown by I don't know about for anyone else. Yeah,
I mean, obviously my year was a little bit different,
starting off with a move and coming here and then
living four months away from my family, and we've been
so busy, so busy, Like, yeah, it's been unbelievable. But

(08:19):
you know, se members here. We had Week one of
college football this past weekend. We're looking forward to Week
one of the NFL. If you're looking forward to other
things in September, of course, you've got the US Open
is running all this week. Continue with that. If you're
into golf, like I am, on the Ryder Cup starting
on the twenty six, that's going to be huge. If
you want to head out to the movies, I know
a lot of people are looking for It's final Tab two.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
We Charlie and I were talking about seeing that in
the theater for sure. I don't want to wait for
it to come to stream.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
There you're going, when's the last time you were at
the movie theater. Well he's back at trips to think
about it.

Speaker 3 (08:52):
Yeah, no, I never We don't go to movies.

Speaker 4 (08:55):
I mean every now and again, if his brother comes in,
we'll see a movie because his brother loves to see movies.
I want to say, it's been at least eight months.
Maybe I can't even remember the last thing we saw.

Speaker 2 (09:07):
I don't know, can't even remember the last time I saw.

Speaker 4 (09:09):
No, I do want to see Weapons because it looks
like it's, yeah, everybody's loving it.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
Weapons was yet again the number one movie, but it
was only what'd you say that, like twelve million dollars?
It was this Allo weekend.

Speaker 5 (09:19):
Guess what was number two? Kelly at the movie theater?
What I mentioned this like a month ago. They were
putting it back in the theater for its fiftieth Yes,
was the second most watched movie.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Christy.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
I was talking to my nephew about that the other
day and he was like, I want to go see
that in the theater.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
I wouldn't mind seeing that again. But yeah, when's the
last time you guys go to movies a lot?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Oh? Yeah, go to the movies all the time, all
the time. Yeah, yeah, I mean definitely saw Superman definitely
saw Thunderbolts. Yeah, Superman would probably be the last one. Yeah,
there's a couple coming. There's a couple coming. I know
that I'm going to go, uh Toxic Avenger with Peter
d English. That looks so crazy. Last thing we saw
was The.

Speaker 5 (09:56):
Machine Bert Kreischer's movie last night.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
We were in the theater. Yeah, twenty twenty one. Something
in twenty twenty.

Speaker 5 (10:03):
One, I know, since the pandemic because we thought that,
yeah we've did. And then prior to that was cocaine.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (10:10):
Oh I love seeing he was so disappointed.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
If you're a Paul Thomas Anderson fan, Leonardo DiCaprio's got
a new one with him called One Battle Left Another
that looks really good too. That'll be coming on the
twenty six. If you want to sit at home and
watch TV the spinoff of the Office. The Paper is
coming to Peacock.

Speaker 3 (10:28):
I definitely getting Peacock for that. Are you yes?

Speaker 7 (10:31):
For that?

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Is would be the only reason, although I do think
the Ohio State Oh You game is on Peacock, so
it'll be a.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Double for my money. But I absolutely want to see
the paper.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yes, so concerned they're going to ruin it.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
They might. They might, but I don't care. I do
want to see it. I love Greg Daniels. Whatever he
does I think is good.

Speaker 5 (10:52):
So who who's in that?

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Yeah? Yeah, in the office it is the one returney character. Okay,
and there's a very funny stand up comedian. Uh and
I can't remember his name, but I see him in
the trailer. He saw him live and I can't remember
his name now, darn it. What is his name? He's
in it too? Anyway, Only Murders in the Building is
back next Tuesday. The Great British Bake Off returns. The

(11:15):
VMA's are on Sunday, and here's something for you. There's
something to look forward to, Kelly. Before the VMA's, MTV
is going to be showing music videos.

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Imagine that.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't even know if we have MTV. Do you
have MTV on? I don't remember the last time I
tuned into MTV.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Is that they've had it on YouTube TV?

Speaker 2 (11:36):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:36):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (11:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (11:37):
Hello, Okay, they have Classic MTV too.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
I hope we all enjoyed all the completely like crappy interference,
weird stuff that happened on there during.

Speaker 5 (11:49):
The bus Did you say it wasn't just the Buckeye game.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Either it was.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Horrible the fot It was either the Fox broadcast or
YouTube TV or a combination of both. I tell you,
they would start a play this was in the fourth quarter,
and the whole screen would go weird.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
We all couldn't see the end of the play.

Speaker 5 (12:06):
It was all pixelated.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It was like wavy and picture.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
I was here. That was well, yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I don't know if it was our local affiliate or
if it was YouTube TV.

Speaker 2 (12:18):
You were able to see it watching on YouTube TV.
You know, we were at we were at a bark.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
And it was fine.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
There was fine.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Well, it was either YouTube TV or it was our
local Fox affiliate, one of the two.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
Okay, it was absolutely maddening.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
You could see clearly the start of the play, but
it was almost as if somebody was doing it on purpose,
like during the act.

Speaker 5 (12:38):
As soon as I snapped the ball, it would happen.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
It was very strange.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
That would be frustrating. It was awful. Didn't have any
of those.

Speaker 5 (12:45):
And it was like during key plays, key plays at
the end and they come back and like it was
having the like, damn, I wish I would have seen.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
It was frustrating.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
Let's see other things you can look forward to. Its
September Dancing with the Stars. We turned the Morning Show.
I got to start watching that on Apple TV. I
know you're talking about that. Navargatzi is going to be
hosting the Emmys on the fourteenth. Wow. And of course
if you are counting down the days, if you just
can't wait for Sledoleva, then it's on its way. September
twenty second, the first official day of fall. Crazy, it's

(13:15):
technically still summer right now, September twenty second, and I
want to be very specific. Two nineteen pm our time
is the start of.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Fall, not a moment before, No, not at all. We
are there's one day this week where the high temperature
sixty nine, that's all.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Four six, yeah, and overnight low of forty six yeap.
So it's definitely going to warm back up again, oh
for sure. Yeah. Yeah, we're not done yet, all right?

Speaker 3 (13:40):
Can you say Indian summer?

Speaker 4 (13:41):
Is that not a thing anymore? Native American summer? You
know when it gets real, really really.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Warm, that's usually like after Halloweens, Yeah, like the October
ish area. Yeah. So anyways, things will look forward to
in September.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Not so breaking news the news already broke.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
We're trying to put it back together. Our first story
takes us over to Houston, Texas, where one man is
now in jail for a first degree murder. Look, I'm
the first person to admit that if we're out and
about having a good time, hanging out, having some cocktails

(14:21):
and someone says that can't be done or you won't
do that, I'll be in the first person to say,
hold my captain and diet. I know for a fact
it's been proven in the past, but this, this is
pretty crazy. Sean O'Donnell and Aaron Prout were hanging out

(14:42):
in the Houston, Texas home and still uncertain on how
they had these two kevlar helmets, but they decided to
see if they really work, and that is when the
two men began firing at e each other with a
rifle back and forth, shooting each other in the head

(15:04):
while wearing the kevlar helmets. Well, it says right on
there that the headwear is not supposed to provide one protection.

Speaker 3 (15:14):
You deserve what you get here. They cannot be that
stupid and survive.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Straight Darwinism, I mean, without a doubt. Officials did not
announce so the type of rifle or how far the
two men were standing away from each other. But O'Donnell
was charged with murder on Thursday, currently being held in
Harris County Chain. Don't don't go shooting your friends in
the head, kevlar helmet or not.

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I just I don't.

Speaker 3 (15:41):
Are you sitting in jail thinking, gosh, you know, we
were just trying to see if something more? How am
I at fault?

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Here?

Speaker 3 (15:47):
Are are you trying to defend what you've done? Or
are you like, well, I'm an idiot right and now
I'm going to prison for life.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
I mean, here's the thing there. You know, there's a
on TikTok or on YouTube. Product testing gets a lot
of use.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
So yeah, this is the ultimate product.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
It's the ultimate product test for sure.

Speaker 5 (16:11):
I would say he should be charged with manslaughter, not murder.
He didn't intend to kill.

Speaker 2 (16:15):
I don't know the laws whatever. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:18):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (16:19):
Number two takes us over to New Jersey. I don't
know if you saw this one over the weekend, but
a man was kicked out of the Corn concert at
MetLife Stadium in New Jersey because well, he was enjoying
the concert a little too much and people actually got
it on TikTok. Yes, the man was sitting there by
himself in the upper bowl of the seats, just going

(16:41):
to town on himself.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
Oh god, I mean the gross in front of everybody.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
In front of everybody. In fact, people were throwing drinks
at him. One person walked up behind him and slapped
him in the back of that head. Like he kept
kept going. Yeah, from the looks, from the looks of
the video, him and his pen were not getting along.
He was very angry at himself, just someone said. Initially

(17:14):
people thought he was pulling off a super sweet air
drum solo, but that was not the case. He was
just beating the meat at the corn well. No security
and police finally showed up and drug him out, and
by the look on his face there was obviously alcohol
in I mean he was now right in the head

(17:35):
alcohol or drugs or something.

Speaker 4 (17:38):
I feel like on your worst day, on your drunkest day,
You're not doing that in a stadium your drunkest days.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Like, definitely something going.

Speaker 5 (17:47):
On in this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:48):
Happen. Yeah, shuck your corn somewhere else, man, That is
not okay. We all want buttered corn, but not that type.
Just saying stop it, that you're not so breaking news.
I believe I shared I don't know a couple of

(18:11):
weeks ago that Nora and I have have picked a
date and it's actually like a year from today. It's
it's Labor Day weekend next year when we're gonna get married.
We're gonna get married on a Friday, uh, and we're
gonna have like this Michigan watch party at our favorite
bar in in the suburbs of Detroit with anyone you
know whose days are, all of our friends or family.

(18:32):
And it has evolved. The wedding has evolved from initially
when we first started talking about marriage, since we've both
been there before, it was gonna be kind of a
loping thing. But she really wants the boys there obviously,
and her dad. So it's kind of grown a little bit.
Now there's actually gonna be like a location, but it's
gonna be all like in one place, like we're just
gonna have a ceremony and then and then everybody go.

(18:55):
We'll have dancing and parting. But it has grown a
little bit. Started adding with sort of like a guest
list and all we got to do this, we gotta
get that, and so through the evolution, you know, things
have been added to the list of what we need. Well,
on Thursday, think it was your daughter in law's birthday,
Actually I think of her birthday was Tuesday, Tessa's birthday.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
Yeah, they but Thursday night Nora took.

Speaker 2 (19:21):
Tests out and a couple of the ladies from the
radio station, and I found out on Friday that things
were discussed while the girlfriends, while the girls were all
out together as girls do, and they came up with
the genius idea. Because I've also shared that Nora happens
to be my fifth fiance because I am a helpless

(19:43):
romantic and just wanted to be loved. Norah has decided
that after the after the UH ceremony towards later in
the night, that she is going to get herself a
white custom made jersey with the number five on the
back and her new last name. And this was partly

(20:05):
due to your daughter in law, our night host Tess,
having these girl talks and coming up with genius ideas.

Speaker 5 (20:11):
Were you let women out and drinking man things happening things.

Speaker 2 (20:16):
But I want to know because this has been that
I've seen this discussion before. When you're with your girlfriends
when with you, when you're with your guy friends on
the golf course, you guys are all foursome out there
drinking around the fishing boat together. Do you divulge information
from your relationship because some people are like, no, what
happens in my marriage or in my relationship is between

(20:37):
the two of us. Will handle it, and then other
people share information. Kelly, were you a sharer in that sense?
Do you unload on your girlfriends?

Speaker 7 (20:48):
I am not.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
You're not.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
No, No, I my relationship with my husband is very
private and to my best girlfriends, well, there's really nothing
to divulge.

Speaker 3 (20:58):
Honestly, I don't have anything to say that's that juicy.
It's just it's good. I'm in a great marriage.

Speaker 4 (21:04):
I am one of the just blessed lucky people to
have a really great person who fits with me.

Speaker 3 (21:11):
So I don't have much to say.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
But even if something comes up or I'm like, oh,
I have something that could relate with that, if it's
personal or private, it is not I do.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I would never ever, you would never share that every remision.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
No, I feel like it's like betraying my husband eight.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Two one ninety nine seven. Oh, I'm very curious if
you're in it, if you're really engaged.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
Five times before I'd say that that's nothing. That's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Her getting a jersey that has a number five and
your last name on it is perfection.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
And I completely laughed at it. You know me, I
didn't care about it.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Yeah, I mean that.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
And that's the type of relationship that Nora and I have,
you know, we're always poking. Oh, I did the most
horrible thing on Sunday. So on Sunday morning. On Sunday morning,
we took her dad out because it was her dad's birthday.
So we her dad and her stepmom and her and I.
The four of us went to went to a brunch together,
and then we were meeting friends downtown, my friends from

(22:07):
out of town. We went downtown, but we got downtown
before they did some Nora and I were hanging out
of this famous little local hole in the wall in
Detroit and we're sitting there and I'm on my phone
and I went to look up to tell Nora something
and she's bawling. So I was like, hey, do you
want to to go? Oh my god, what's wrong? And
she's like, nothing's wrong, nothing's wrong. And I'm like, obviously
something's bothering you.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Well, nothing's wrong, right exactly. Well, Elton John.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
Tiny Dancer was playing on the on the jukebox, and
that's her and her dad's song, and it just happened
to be her dad's birthday, and so she was just
all kind of in her feels. And then I started giggling,
and she's she's laughing about it that she she knows
there's no reason to cry happy, but yeah, I'm in
my feels, and so we're both laughing about it, and
she's like, I can't stop. She's laughing and crying at

(22:53):
the same time. She's like, I gotta, I gotta step outside.
I gotta get away from the song. And I was like,
all right, go take a moment, but just don't think
about the day he dies.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Oh my gosh, whoa my wow.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
She was like, gives me the biggest middle finger. So
that being said, I have no problem. She's gonna pick
on my five engagements.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
Yes, I have a video of Nora from Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Oh is that the one she posted on TikTok. She
was yeah, oh my god, her little twist and turned
and gave everyone.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
The little spin move and nailed despair, like what this
is not possible?

Speaker 2 (23:35):
And then on video she gives everyone just the chop
degeneration as, uh so, but.

Speaker 4 (23:44):
Do you when you get together with your dudes, would
you divulge personal details of your relationship?

Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah? Yes, okay gotten Bill, it's gotten everything.

Speaker 5 (23:56):
So yeah, are you talking about complaining about your significant another?
Just talking about her in general?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
Probably a little bit about okay.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Yeah, and you know the sexual details. Sexual details, that's
what I want to know, Like, are you doing that?

Speaker 2 (24:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (24:11):
Yeah, really, I don't.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
No, No, I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Yeah, we've all had stories. Yeah, but no more about
more about like the like the if there's a tiff,
you know, yeah, because you know, my two best friends,
Bill and Scott are different personality types than I am,
So why not get other advice outside of my own head? Right?

(24:36):
You know, I may look at it some way, but
I may be wrong in this. Maybe maybe you have
a different way of thinking about this, because obviously your
brain works a little bit differently. So one ninety ninety seven,
h let's see, Chris says, I'm gonna open book, got
to share, recruit and not try to sugarcoat reality, Yeah, Torvine,
what relationships? In a relationship hold people accountable for their actions,

(24:58):
positive and negative. I get that for sure.

Speaker 3 (25:02):
Carrie has an idea for you. You should get a
number six jersey and tell Nora it's on hold just
in case.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Have it ready for when she puts on number five
and I bring out number six and be like, don't
f up, that's right, I got number six ready to go.

Speaker 5 (25:21):
Do you put the name on the jersey just in case?

Speaker 2 (25:25):
On the back.

Speaker 5 (25:27):
I was gonna say, just put justin case?

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Oh, justin Kate, that's not bad either. I'm not totally
angry at that. I Oh, that's a good one, Kerrie,
thank you for that. Let's see if you've if you
are you the type to share eight seven zero or
are you more private? You think it's just between you
and your significant other? Blitz? Hi, who's this? Good morning?

(25:52):
This is Rob?

Speaker 5 (25:53):
Rob?

Speaker 2 (25:53):
Are you the sharing type or do you mind if
your significant other shares with her friends or their friends. So?

Speaker 5 (26:00):
I used to be the sharing type.

Speaker 6 (26:02):
I used to share everything, whether it was sex, whether
it was hard times, good times. And I've learned to
be in a healthy relationship.

Speaker 5 (26:11):
You gotta stop sharing.

Speaker 2 (26:12):
Gotta stop sharing. Okay, So you think the sharing can
cause issues. Oh yeah, definitely, because if it gets back
to your significant other, than other people are going to
use it against you, and it's just not good.

Speaker 5 (26:29):
It's not healthy.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
You have some bad friends, that's what I'm hearing.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Oh yeah, I would.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
When you're all friends and you're all groups of friends,
sometimes things just.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Like I hear you, and then they tell somebody else
and that person tells, yeah, I got you. I agree
with you.

Speaker 4 (26:45):
I hold things very close to the chest. I hold
my cards close to the chest. I am not telling
anybody anything.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
It's private to me.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
I guess I think of it as cheaper than therapy.

Speaker 6 (26:57):
I'm gonna say that's what therapy is for.

Speaker 2 (27:00):
By yeah, but I don't have to pay one hundred
dollars an hour. If I'm talking to my buys, that's
your thing. That is true. I appreciate the call man,
Thank you so much. Eight hundred eight two one nine seven.

Speaker 8 (27:10):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (27:10):
I would love to see how you feel about it now,
all right? The three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 3 (27:17):
Lottery players in Ohio and forty four other states still
have a chance at winning one of the biggest jackpots
in history. Last night's billion dollar powerball drawing came and
went without a winner, a top prize winner at least,
meaning jackpot for tomorrow night's draw and grows to one
point three billion dollars.

Speaker 2 (27:34):
I bought my ticket for Saturday. Yeah out of let's see,
so two dollars five out of five sets of numbers.
Fifty So that's what twenty five numbers? Right? Five numbers
on Anyways, I hit one on the on the entire ticket.
I had one number matching.

Speaker 4 (27:50):
That happens to me all the time. I'm not buying
tickets anymore. I can't stomach the cost of it versus
how many numbers I ever get.

Speaker 2 (27:58):
Right, Yeah, I'll buy some for this jackpot, but I
can't got it. Get a temp one point three?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
To me, it is worth two bucks for the fantasy time.
But that's it.

Speaker 5 (28:09):
Oh. By the way, we were talking about if you
take the long payout to get all the money, yeah,
twenty nine years. Oh.

Speaker 4 (28:17):
I saw an attorney say never take the annuity pain. Yes,
always the upfront because you can invest it and make more.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Yeah that's true.

Speaker 2 (28:25):
Yeah, absolutely anyone else I did this when I after
I bought the ticket, How serious? I get pretty serious
about planning my winnings. Oh yeah, I'm in my head.
I'm like, oh man, the most happen, Yes, I could happen.

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Sure, Yeah, I have a whole compound that will be
built to go.

Speaker 6 (28:45):
All right.

Speaker 4 (28:46):
And eleven year old boy's dead after being shot while
ding dong ditching in Houston. Police responded to the reported
shooting at an East Houston neighborhood Saturday night. Investigators say
that somebody inside the house came out and shot the
boy in the back as he ran away, and he
was pronounced dead at the hospital. On Sunday, a search
warrant was served on that home. Police say a significant
amount of weapons were found. One suspect has been questioned.

(29:09):
So far, no charges have been filed. Always good for
a sound bite. Carti B and she is basically she
took the stand last week in her There's a civil
assault trial going on right now against her, and closing
arguments are scheduled for today now. The trial stems from
an incident in twenty eighteen where she Cardi B was

(29:32):
pregnant at the time. She was going to a doctor's
appointment and had words with a security guard named emani
Ellis Cardi B says Ammani Ellis pulled out her phone
and was recording her, and she's like, I'm on my
way to a doctor's appointment.

Speaker 3 (29:47):
You know, how dare you?

Speaker 4 (29:48):
The security guard says, oh, Cardi B assaulted her and
scratched her face.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
So she filed a twenty four million dollar lawsuit against
Cardi B, which is ridiculous. I think we can all agree.

Speaker 4 (29:59):
But Cardi B was on the stand last week, and
the defendant's attorney was probably the worst example of attorney
I've ever heard in my life. Just the questions he
was asking Cardi B were so stupid, but he got her,
you know, on the stand, and he's like, just a
few of the examples. He was asking about her hair, Well,

(30:20):
yesterday you had dark hair, and now you have blonde hair.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
Which one's your real hair? She's like, they're wigs. He's like, oh,
what you about your nails and the length of them.

Speaker 4 (30:31):
I can't get that scratch on the face, basically asking her,
why did you wear a hoodie to your doctor's appointment?
She goes, because I want to be anonymous, because maybe
I didn't do my makeup and maybe I didn't look good.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
Maybe I didn't have my hair wasn't done. I wore
a hoodie. Big deal.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Anyway, this man was laser focused on getting Cardi B
to call the security guard in mantie Ellis. Here's a
female getting Cardi B to call her fat. He was
really laser focused on that. He asked her to describe
Ellis that could.

Speaker 3 (31:03):
Be like my but she is like, what hey, security heavy?

Speaker 2 (31:13):
What does that mean?

Speaker 7 (31:14):
She just looks a little She could protect the building,
you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (31:20):
She just looked more developed.

Speaker 4 (31:24):
So then then the attorney wasn't satisfied, asked her flat
out what Cardi B called him on Ellis?

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Did you call her fat? No?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
I was calling her a bitch.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
So anyway, we get closing arguments today. Cardi B is
you know, done with her time on the stand. We'll
get closing arguments today and final jury instruction. So I
do hope that Cardi B wins this. It sounds really
And when the security guard was on the stand, they
were like, well, where did she hit you?

Speaker 3 (31:53):
And she goes, I can't, I don't really remember. Oh, okay,
you're asking for twenty four million dollars here, good bitch? Yeah,
those are your.

Speaker 2 (32:00):
Three things, all right, He's gonna be a Joyann Davison
Theater on Saturday, September twenty seventh, Great date night. You
get your tickets now at ticketmaster dot com. But we'll
save you one hundred and ten bucks right now because
we've got a pair of tickets if you want to
go see The Funny Man. We are going to do
another rock and rumble. Kelly's been on a wind streak lately.
I closed the gap and then you pulled ahead. What
is that? Twenty four eighteen? Yes, that is not okay

(32:24):
at all, very mad.

Speaker 5 (32:26):
I apologize by the way. You guys didn't even notice
that you hit the wrong hit the wrong open.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
I heard, I heard you heard the music, and I
was like, I'm just gonna ignore you.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
That's not until nine fifty.

Speaker 3 (32:35):
Yeah, something presidential was getting ready to happen.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
Yes, No, that's the that's the college music from Animal House.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
Danyee. What are we doing now? Is it something I'm
going to lose at No, we're playing rock and rumble.

Speaker 2 (32:46):
He just hit the wrong bed. So this is yet
another competition between Kelly and I. We need two representatives
right now. Someone who wants to go see Sheng Wang
on Saturday, September twenty seventh. Blitz, Hi, who's this William William?
All right, William, you called in first. Your choice? Do
you want to be paired with Goose or Kelly?

Speaker 3 (33:12):
Williams?

Speaker 2 (33:13):
Alright, let's get the other competitor, but let's tie. Who's this.

Speaker 6 (33:18):
Zeb?

Speaker 2 (33:19):
All right, zeb you called in second. So since William
pick Kelly, you're with me. So William and Kelly, zeb
and Goose, we're gonna put you two on hold as
we play another round of rock and rumble. And uh,
what is today's category? Thick product slogans, product slogan?

Speaker 5 (33:35):
Yeah, I give you the slogan, you tell me the product.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
All right, we're going one by one.

Speaker 2 (33:40):
We're going shouting it out, all right, So first one
to get, the first one to get against the point
most points wins?

Speaker 5 (33:45):
Are we ready?

Speaker 2 (33:47):
I believe? So? Alright?

Speaker 5 (33:50):
First one, your total value leader, Kruger.

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Really, I don't think i've ever heard that before. You're
a total value leader.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, Next one, when you're here,
your family.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Here, your family is garden. I don't think I've ever
heard that one.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I know it was I knew it was one of
those chains, all right, Next one, Italian Applebee's.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
That's a great way to put absolutely.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
There's Italian Applebee's, there's Spicy apple Bee's, which is Chili's.
There's Australian Applebee's, Texas Applebee's.

Speaker 5 (34:31):
What's Asian Applebee's?

Speaker 2 (34:35):
All right?

Speaker 5 (34:36):
Uh, fifteen minutes could save you fifteen.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Step back.

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Always low prices, always.

Speaker 8 (34:49):
Always low prices, always always low, always the price is always.

Speaker 3 (35:05):
Okay. Then let's just go to a dollar General.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
Target, always low prices, always Ross, always Walmart. I didn't
go there first? Why the biggest one of them.

Speaker 5 (35:27):
All say that?

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I'm like, this is a this is a do or
die for me, I think.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
Almost all right, first one, I'm going first, one to five,
winning three to one. All right, all right, next one,
because I'm worth it. Now, what did you say?

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh William and Kelly.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
William and Kelly making a comeback losing Kelly sounds like
a university, like we are very smart over here.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
It sounds like the It sounds like the law firm
for ambulance chasers.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
I'll take it. Hey, we went to law school.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
All right.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Very For the next one, let's go hot eats cool
treats he did.

Speaker 2 (36:15):
I went with the official name. I went with the
official name Carrie Queen. The only reason I lost because
I said the full version of that.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
But I started d Q first. I said d Y,
and then you start. Let's go to William and see
what he thought.

Speaker 5 (36:32):
Sure, all right, ready, let's go. We're tied at three.
When you care enough to send the Barrys, all right,
Kelly's up four to three. You gotta get this one.
Goose Solutions for a Small Planet, Apple.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Stores, Intel waste Management.

Speaker 3 (37:08):
Okay, solutions for a small planet.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
Microsoft? I already said it was really coming down strong
on that one. Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:17):
Oh's for a small planet?

Speaker 3 (37:23):
Uh open Ai.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Uh chat GPT.

Speaker 3 (37:31):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
I think it's got to be something like what's it
Elon Musk's company, Tesla? The other one, the one where
he's building the ground tunnels.

Speaker 3 (37:45):
Man SpaceX.

Speaker 5 (37:46):
The you guys are on the right path, were now
you're way off?

Speaker 2 (37:50):
All right?

Speaker 3 (37:57):
Intel, Motorola.

Speaker 5 (38:04):
Oh should we go to the next one?

Speaker 2 (38:06):
Netscape, Google Internet Explorer or Fox Master?

Speaker 5 (38:15):
I b m im next one gets it? Next one?

Speaker 2 (38:21):
All right?

Speaker 5 (38:23):
I can't believe. I ate the whole thing.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
I can't believe. Oh, toms. Uh what's that? Uh, little Debbie,
it's for acid indigestion.

Speaker 8 (38:37):
It is like.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Thums, you said, I said.

Speaker 4 (38:45):
I can't believe I ate the whole uh pepto bismal. No,
I can't believe I hate the whole thing. He's got indigestion,
and so he's going to take something to make it better.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
And that's something is Oh son of a gun, my lax.

Speaker 5 (39:13):
All right, there's another.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
There's another brand.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
There's another hand I could give you. Ready, PLoP PLoP.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'm having such a good time.

Speaker 3 (39:38):
You want to have a good time.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
That's a great battle, you guys it yeah, yeah, four
to three.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
I mean DQ isn't the name texts coming through?

Speaker 4 (39:50):
Okay, wait a minute, I do have a sponsorship, the
Dairy Queen sponsorship, and I'm gonna look it up.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
They do say DQ in it.

Speaker 2 (39:57):
Say it, okay, say it all they want something name
Dilly Dilly. All right, congratulations, William Zeb. I'm not gonna
leave you out. I'm gonna give you tickets as well.
So William and Zeb, you both have tickets for Saturday,
September twenty seven, sees scheng Wang. Okay, great, all right,
you guys hang out one second, we'll get some info
from Welcome to your Tuesday. Allough for most of us

(40:22):
the first day of the week after a long holiday weekend.
I hope you got to enjoy it. I had a
long weekend up in Detroit, visiting friends and family and
birthdays and college football was a long weekend, and so
to make sure I was ready for the week, I
took some extra gummies. Last night. I wanted to sleep

(40:42):
really really well, just happened to not fall asleep before
the gummies kicked in, so my mind started to wander
a little bit. These are some of the thoughts I
had before I fell asleep last night. Can the bartender
please just squeeze the citrus in the drink like they
always show with cut lines or cut lemons? And then
you got to sit there, And this became because Nora

(41:03):
is notorious for squeezing the limes in a drink. And
one hundred percent of the time I feel and something
hits me in the arm or the face, and it's like,
can we just can you just squeeze the citrus force?

Speaker 4 (41:15):
I really would like to cut out some of the
touching of the lemon or lime, Like already one guy's
touched it. Now another like you're Now I'm putting my
germs on it as well. Oh, I see, the person
needs to squeeze.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
That to touch that bad bok Okay, I do see
what you're saying there.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
Well, but when they pick that up by the peel
and put it in your drink, if they squeeze it,
then what they touch doesn't go in the drink.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Well, but a lot of times they do, they put
then you put the wedge in.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
That's what I'm saying. If they just squeeze it and
then throw it away, right, but not to but you wanted?

Speaker 2 (41:48):
Yeah, yeah, okay, but that's why a lot of times
they'll stick it with a little the toothtick. Yeah, that's
the way it should be done.

Speaker 3 (41:54):
Yeah, somebody's cutting that up. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (41:57):
You're wearing glove.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
I thought about this for falling asleep. We only say hey,
stranger to people we actually know.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Oh yeah, you're right, you just start walking up to
random people. Yeah, oh do I know? You know that's
why I called you a stranger.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
People who use anti aging creams must have the youngest
looking fingertips in the world.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Yeah, it is just sexy young.

Speaker 2 (42:30):
Uh, the real winner in the every child gets a
trophy era or just trophy companies. Right, yep, that's it.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
I like to get the what is it?

Speaker 4 (42:43):
What's the participation trophy where they're like, thanks for showing
up every day?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
That one.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
I love a trophy, a trophy for anything. I will
take it and I will feel so proud. I do
love a trophy for every kid.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I thought about this before falling out sleep. When you're
swimming underwater, you're also swimming above water.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
That's true.

Speaker 4 (43:06):
True, unless you do that deep dive to see if
you can make it all the way across the pool
underneath the water.

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Well, yeah, but then you're still swimming above water.

Speaker 5 (43:14):
You would have to be.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
Bottom. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
Oh my gosh, that's wild.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
That's a gummy Yeah, thought about this. Uh, that fork
of the restaurant you've been using has been in thousands
of other mouths.

Speaker 3 (43:28):
I think of that. Do you think of that tea?

Speaker 5 (43:30):
Yes? I tell you, see, those people bring their own silverware.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Taking the first bite of a cheeseburger determines where the
front of the cheeseburger is.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
That's so true. Nobody's taking a bite into the butt
of a hamburger.

Speaker 2 (43:49):
Right, you're always taking a bite into the front end
of the hammer. Yeah, for sure. I thought about this
before falling asleep last night. The digestive system starts and
ends with cheeks. Does this crossed my mind last night
before I dozed off. Bloney is nothing more than hot

(44:10):
dog pancakes yescakes. That's right. And finally, the last thing
I thought about before dozing off the La La land
last night. Milk is the only bodily fluid that we're
allowed to drink in front of anyone. It would be really,

(44:31):
really weird if you got caught drinking any other bodily
fluid right out in public. Wow, but milk, Okay? Yeah, thoughts.
I started rewatching the show that I really like called
House It Lies. It used to air on Showtime. It's
a Don Sheetel and Kristen Bell and who's the crazy

(44:58):
crazy brother from Parks and rec shows up at the
end opens up the club with disease.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
I'm sorry yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, bench Wartz, yeah, Benchwartz.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Yeah, Schwartz yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Uh. And so it's about uh management consultants, and so
they go into businesses and these these mid to large
sized businesses, and they try and tell you why you
should hire them. They can make your business better and
they run all the analytics and they'll come up with
business plans to help you. And they're all terrible people.
There's a ton of drugs and a ton of sex

(45:34):
in the show and they're they're they're steamers, you know,
and they say it. Don Cheetles says it. He goes,
my job is to try and swindle you out of money.
It's all about making that after money. And they work
in teams ones that one's the numbers guy. Don Cheetle's
the leader of the pod. And you know, Kristen Bell
is the the cute but smart, blonde haired girl. But

(45:55):
one of the characters who's the numbers guy. They're all
business majors, n econs. And he went to Harvard, right,
and he's very proud of the fact that he went
to Harvard Business School. So I want to know the
question is what do the experts know in terms of
what are they learning at Harvard Business School that you're

(46:16):
not learning at Bowling Green up the road. If you
got a business degree from Bowling Green, why are you
more likely to get hired if you go to Why
is Harvard to the school Michigan State University has an
amazing veterinary program. That's all anybody want to talk about.
What are you learning at Michigan State University veterinary program
that you're not learning somewhere else? You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (46:37):
I think it has to do with exclusivity, like it is.
Really it's tough to get into Harvard. It's probably tough
to get into VET school in Michigan. It's probably very
very selective.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
But why, right, that's my question.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
What classes are you taking or what are the professors
teaching you at Harvard?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
I don't think anything. I think it's just the exclusivity
of it all.

Speaker 2 (46:57):
Do you think you're learning the same stuff?

Speaker 4 (46:59):
Yes, interesting, I do, But I think that they are
getting the elite of the elite in these programs. Like
what the brag is is that the university can brag
that their student body is elite. Okay, and then you
come out of there and there is an exclusive club
of people like Harvard graduates.

Speaker 6 (47:19):
Who.

Speaker 2 (47:20):
Yeah, I do think you're getting necessarily a better education.
I don't, oh, interesting, Okay.

Speaker 4 (47:27):
I think it's just you are now welcomed into an
elite club and now we all take care of each other.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
We uh yeah, and you've got the bragging rights.

Speaker 4 (47:36):
And I bet you get bragging rights when you are
in the VET school at Michigan, because you say.

Speaker 3 (47:44):
There's some bragging rights to that.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Do you think it's it's not necessarily that you learn better,
but they only take the best, Like you have to
have the best GPA, You have to be the best
and brightest out there to come to that school. So
everybody in your class is the best in the brightest.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Is that what it is? Could be yet harder to
get into Harvard than overall than it is to get
so yeah, you're already taking in people who are the
best of the best. But on the flip side of that,
my question is like, if you go to U of
M has a great theater school, Okay, and if you
go there, now, if you get into the theater program
at u of M and you want to take a
class once a week, you are going to have the

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the current most highly rated or most successful Broadway producer
will be your teacher. My brother teaches a class at
u of M once a week, flies in just to
teach the class. Wow, So I wonder if it's you're
learning from people who are experienced and have lived the

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lifestyle versus like versus. If you go to Ohio University's
theater program, you might be getting the director of the
community theater versus the guy who's got four Tony Awards.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Yeah, and the guy who has four Tony Awards way
more connections, important connections than the guy who led the
community theater. I mean when you go there, there are
certain privileges you are going to get.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Okay, there's that. What's the old saying, Uh, those who
can do those who can't teach, But your brother has
done it all right and he's teaching.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:20):
They don't always get that.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, yeah, you know.

Speaker 4 (49:23):
I think that the exclusivity it comes down to that
they in their in their student body and in their professors.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It's all about being exclusive.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
As I'm watching it, it's like, Okay, so this person
is bragging by going to Harvard and they know certain things,
But is it is it them kind of teaching them
they continue their education education, you know, versus just kind
of I don't know, lollygagging.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
I don't know, because I think if you're like studying
mathematics or you want to be you're in law school,
there are There are certain things that you learn.

Speaker 3 (49:58):
There is no more. You're not learning more about mathematics
in one place than another. The math is math.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
That that's true. Math is math.

Speaker 4 (50:07):
But if you want to get some type of a
job in statistics or something like that, you may have
a better shot at a great job if you go
to Harvard.

Speaker 2 (50:18):
If you lined up like, let's say, three doctors, right,
you've got cancer, got forbid? Uh, But you line up
three doctors, three oncologists, and this oncologists went to Uh.
This oncologists went to Harvard, and this oncologists went to OSU,
and this oncologists went to Grambling. States. Are you going
to are you? Would? You? Would you pick the Harvard

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doctor right off the bat?

Speaker 3 (50:41):
You pick the Ohio State one.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
Or okay, bad example. Well, no, they don't have a
good school.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Okay, so Bama, Alabama, Georgia, Harvard. Who you take Harvard?

Speaker 3 (50:52):
You probably don't up to Harvard because they're getting the
best of the best. That's the bottom line.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Bottom line. They're just good, the best students. It's not
they're learning anymore.

Speaker 4 (51:01):
The best students, best faculty, and yeah, and I'll bet
they have the best networking.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
The best contact places to you know, place people in positions.
Their placements probably insane.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Okay, uh fina I put it, put it very well.
The schools that charge more have better research programs, which
attracts the better researchers, which become the best teachers and
enable the school to want the best students, Okay, to
come in and get that that level of experience and education.
That makes total sense. All right, That was just a
thought I had. It was about the experts and what

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they do in anything.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Is this new for your brother to be teaching.

Speaker 2 (51:39):
Diversity fourth year, third or fourth year doing?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
What a privilege for those students? That's great.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I do wonder like at Harvard, do you have to
be the best if you're rich, Well, they get you
in if you're rich, I met, I met.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
Well, I mean you had the whole the whole scandal
with a full yes. Yeah so I money money absolutely
helps if all of a sudden you show up with
a new library with your name on it, and.

Speaker 3 (52:05):
If you're a legacy, you know, the legacy has something
to do with.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
This in absolutely of the books.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
Now, all right, the three things you need to know
before you go, Well, they've updated the number of shooting
victims in last Wednesday's Annunciation and church shooting in Minneapolis,
and now they updated it upward to twenty one. Authorities
have identified three more children who were wounded, as well
as three elderly adults. Eight year old Fletcher Merkel and
top ten year old Harper Moyski were killed in the attack.

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Four patients remain hospitalized. One of them is a child
and is in critical condition. More than a dozen fundraisers
and fundraisers rather than created to aid the victims of
the shooting and their families, Costco sparking quite a bit
of frustration as it is now restricting early store entry
to executive members only after ending a grace period that

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allowed gold Star members early access.

Speaker 3 (53:00):
You're not good enough anymore gold Star members.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Executive members pay one hundred and thirty dollars a year,
that's double the gold Star fee, and they now get
exclusive early hours starting now, prompting some gold Star shoppers
to accuse the company of favoritism.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
I guess they Yeah, they open at nine a m.
For executive members now instead of ten. Am.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
Okay, that's nothing more than points plus people at the
hotel that we'll get the extra line off to the side.
Why are you mad about it? It's a typical business model.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
I will say that Costco is always packed, right.

Speaker 4 (53:40):
They have enormous carts which make it difficult to navigate,
and getting in a little early might be worth an
extra few bucks a year in membership. So if you're
upset about it, maybe you get a part time job,
put a little sock, a little money away for that
exclusive executive you're going to Costco.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
It's sixty bucks more for the executive membership. So if
you're gonna if you if you're a Costco shopper, you're
gonna save that money anyways, in the bulk items you.

Speaker 5 (54:06):
Buy, that's a year. Yeah, so five dollars a month an.

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Extra five dollars a month.

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Hey, it's less than a cup of coffee a day.

Speaker 5 (54:15):
Well.

Speaker 4 (54:15):
The National Autism Association is now weighing in after the
child climbed onto Hershey Park's elevated mono rail tracks this weekend.
This was really enough to bring you to tears watching
the video. Somebody got video of this little boy. He
was reported missing by his family at Hershey Park in Hershey, Pennsylvania,
and then all of a sudden, you see this little

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boy walking on the monorail tracks that elevated like at
least twenty feet in the air, probably, yeah, And he's
just kind of walking back and forth, and he has
at some points has his hands over his ears, and
people in all the comment sections I was reading were like,
that's what my autistic son does. He puts his hands
over his ears, saying, you know, sort of a sensory

(54:58):
issue there.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
And this kid was just going back and forth. It
was absolutely heartbreaking.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
And then a man is able to hoist himself up
onto this elevated platform and then jumped got up on
the tracks.

Speaker 2 (55:12):
Because he was The boy was walking over nothing, yes,
elevated track, just over the walkway, the concrete walkway, but
there was a building maybe I don't know, ten feet away,
and he was kind of getting close to the building.
But then when walked down the direction, so the guy
finally got on the building was able to get on
the monorail and grab the boy. It was a crazy video.
People were underneath him walking back.

Speaker 4 (55:34):
And forth, the montor rail arms up in case he
fell over, because this is like and and by the way,
the monorail was not working.

Speaker 5 (55:40):
That's was he on the track.

Speaker 3 (55:42):
He was on the track.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
Right, did get around like some kind of barricade and
was able to get on top of this track, which
was really crazy. But anyway, the man who ended up
rescuing him, his name's John Sampson, think has some sound
to him, kind of like the.

Speaker 7 (56:01):
Dad instincts kicked in. And then I was just trying
to figure things out and how to get up there
as fast as possible. Absolute relief and even I could
feel it in him, the relief, and as he got
into my arms, and thank goodness, he came straight into
my arms and it went nice and simply in that sense,
I think that.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Would be the worry if your kid had autism, maybe
not wanting to go towards a stranger. It'd be in
danger otherwise. So thank goodness that all turned out okay,
And those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (56:27):
Hey, real quick? I mentioned to this earlier. I mean,
I know it's a couple of days old, but this
is our first day after the long weekend. Shout out
to Logan Pollow, business finance sophomore at OSU who's now
two hundred and fifty thousand dollars richer after kicking the
field goal at college game day. Did you see that.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
Oh I did not.

Speaker 2 (56:44):
Yeah, he made the kick. A lot of times Pat
mccaffee will give him a kick and then say all right,
we'll give you one more chance for half the money
or something. But instead this time he was supposed to
be one hundred thousand dollars kick and Patchy, you know what,
we'll make it two hundred fifty thousand dollars. One kick.
That's it, No redos, no nothing. And he nailed this

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thing thirty thirty three yards I think is the college
game day kick. That's an extra point. Yeah he got himself.
Yeah he got himself two hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
So good on you, Logan, congratulations. All right, So we
are wrapping up or did wrap up a holiday weekend,
and the apparently a lot of times when this happens
about twice a year Memorial weekend and Labor Day weekend,

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people start talking. There's a little little rumbling in the
in the Twitter verse. Companies looking at a four day
work week, can you get your job done in thirty
two hours a week? Or maybe possibly four tens instead
of five eights when it comes to your work week,
And in a new survey, sixty nine percent of people

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believe they could do their job in thirty two hours
a week. Would you be would you want a four
day work weekend?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Absolutely?

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Who wouldn't? Well?

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I feel like, okay, there's certain places you couldn't, like
obviously healthcare and all that. You can't just shorten that
to four days? Can you a doctor's office? You've already
like your SHOT's office as a whole.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Yeah, cutting, cutting, closing the office. But you can hire
more employees to just cover the needed shifts, because a
lot of nurses do the four tens or the four
twelves and then they get like three days off.

Speaker 4 (58:19):
Or something like that, like your general practitioner, or you're
already getting in an hour late as it is to
see your doctor for just two o'clock before me, you're
not getting until three.

Speaker 2 (58:28):
You would just have to hire a couple few extra
employees to cover every those other windows.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yeah, okay, So if we're gonna do though, a four
day work week, has it been discussed whether that would
be like some people would be off Friday, some people
would be off much or is it going to be
a three day weekend, the same three day weekend for
everybody like Friday Saturday Sundays.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Well, here's you think they did. They did a survey
going along with this, would you prefer let's say your job.
Let's see you work the office job, right, you worked
the normal nine to five. Would you want the Friday
off or would you want the Monday off? Which one
would you rather have? Kelly, the Friday or the Monday?

Speaker 3 (59:05):
I want the Monday off.

Speaker 2 (59:06):
You want the Monday off? Yes, you want the extra.

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Day Saturday, Sunday adday. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
I don't know that it matters because I think that
society is going to adjust to it. Like are we
gonna if if if everybody has Monday off, then do
we now have Tuesday night football instead of Monday Night?
Because you're gonna have Monday night football, It's gonna become
that for anyway. But then are you gonna have Tuesday
night for you know? How's all that gonna change? Because

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if not, I'll take the Monday off.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
See I'm thinking, I'm thinking mentally, I'm gonna go Monday
as well.

Speaker 4 (59:39):
We're already in a great mood on Friday, right, I
don't need I don't need that day off.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
I'm already a great mood.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
But if you have Friday off. Does that mean you're
gonna be in a great mood on Thursday?

Speaker 5 (59:49):
Yeah, the same.

Speaker 2 (59:50):
So but I think, yeah, I think.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
Tuesday how you feel I would want my Monday.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Monday becomes your new Sunday.

Speaker 5 (59:58):
Yeah, you're still gonna be on Mondays. You're gonna be
like damn Tuesday, Tuesday, of course.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Yeah. Yeah, I'm thinking I'm leaning Monday too. Now, whether
or not this comes to fruition here, uh, probably not.
But you know, it's always those three day weekends that
get the conversation going.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
So maybe possibly, I just wonder how much stuff will change.
Let's let's say, for example, Okay, on Fridays, new movies
come out, new music comes out, new video games come out.
Will that move to Thursday? Well, on Friday, it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
Was only it was only not even ten years ago
that new music started coming out on Fridays. It was
always used to be Tuesday. I don't think that has
anything to do.

Speaker 5 (01:00:39):
But if if everybody's off Friday, now you're putting all
that out on a weekend as opposed to what would
be Friday night, now you have all that, Dude, move
that to Thursday so that all like new movies are
all out to go to on Thursday night.

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
Yeah possible.

Speaker 5 (01:00:51):
I mean, does all that the society change around it?

Speaker 2 (01:00:55):
Well, but here's the thing, there are there are countries
that do it, so I mean, it's not like we'd
be the you know, we're not the first. We're saying
when you have them, this is when you have those
three day weekends, people are like, maybe we could do
this full time. We'll have to wait and see what happens.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (01:01:17):
All right. So imagine this. You're coming back from a trip.
You've got some luggage, so you already have to get
off the plane, make your way to the luggage pick
up area. You got to stand there and wait until
your bag comes by. And you're standing there, and you're
standing there and people are grabbing their bags and the

(01:01:37):
bags are dwindling and it's down to a couple bags.
You still don't see your bag. So you're getting frustrated, like,
oh man, here we go, where's my bag. You go
over to the lost luggage department, let them know, my
bag's not off the plane. Can you check? They say, yeah,
everything's been unloaded off the plane. However, you're one of
the new technology people who is smart enough to put

(01:01:59):
an air tag in your luggage for things like this.
So you pull up the air tag and you see
your luggage leaving the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
Oh, it's there. It's just making its way out the door.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Yeah, And you're like, wait a minute, So you follow
the you know, the sensor on your phone. You follow
the map, leading you about a half mile away from
the airport into kind of a broken down business area,
and you see the air tag stop. So obviously someone
has your luggage in that building. This isn't the type

(01:02:32):
of building you're just gonna walk all mimbly, bimbly into though.
This isn't like a cloth this isn't like a business No, No,
this is a torn down kind of dilapidated building. And
so you call the police. The police show up and
tell them what's going on. They walk in and you
see your luggage open, and then when you flash the
flashlight up, there's a guy standing there with a whole

(01:02:54):
bunch of your clothes on. That is exactly what happened
to this gentleman, and who thankfully had the air tag,
he was able to collect about ninety percent of his stuff.
He says, you just let him have the Yeah, that
was my question. Just keep it man.

Speaker 6 (01:03:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Yeah. If this strange person put on clothes from my luggage,
I don't know if. I don't know if any washing
machine will be able to you know, let me forget
this man I have the clothing on, especially if it
comes to boxers and he's doing squats. I don't want
all that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:03:31):
I didn't. If it said my first thought is it's
a homeless person.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Yeah, it doesn't say so. The person was arrested for
theft obviously because well, you're not allowed to do that.
They've frowned, they frowned upon you taking other people's things.
So yeah, make sure that you know you're you're not
taking the weekend or you're not taking people's clothes who
are coming back from a weekend. Story number two, I apologize.

(01:03:57):
Give me two seconds because I closed up the story
and now I got to find it. I don't know
where the story took place.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
That's okay. I'm just gonna imagine somebody in your officers
right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:05):
Yeah, absolutely, yeah, no, Actually I apologize. This story takes
place and takes place in Ohio, where Michael Irving was
the responding officer to an incident that was captured on film. Apparently,
mister Brand and miss Lewis had called the police when
the officer Irving showed up, but right off the bat

(01:04:27):
they could see him standing great staggering and stumbling as
he approached their home, so they called dispatch again to say, Hey,
something's wrong with your officer. I'm pretty sure he's drunk.
Additional officers arrived shortly after, and Officer Irwin was relieved
to duty and later termined. Terminated by the department because

(01:04:47):
while he had a point one six eight alcohol level
over twice the legal limit.

Speaker 5 (01:04:54):
Of course, his name's Michael Irvin.

Speaker 2 (01:04:56):
Yeah right. The mayor stated the department has a zero
talance policy for such behavior, well as they should not.
Only was the officer impaired while driving because he had
to get to the calls, but who knows what else?
You know, not making sound decisions when you're that drunk.

Speaker 4 (01:05:16):
I kind of feel bad for because when you're in
the like, I don't know what does say what city
in Ohio? It doesn't Okay, so these small towns like
let me just call out Westerville, only because I lived
in Westernville for a number of years, and I love Westerville.
The police department is exquisite. But I will say that
not a ton happens, and still some stuff happens in Westerville.

(01:05:39):
But say you report, you know, a tire slash, you know,
you may have three cruisers show up. You may have
three cruisers, okay, because it's like something to do. I
think maybe probably on that day.

Speaker 3 (01:05:51):
So I mean, a guy like this, why sitting around
most of his shift all the time.

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
He's like, man, let me just take a little drink here, Okay,
I gotta make it through one more shift.

Speaker 2 (01:05:59):
Yeah, it's a little more.

Speaker 5 (01:05:59):
No, No, Wallbridge, Ohio. It's a suburb of Toledo.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Okay, so up there, up there in the Tuleta area. Uh,
the investigation into the incident is ongoing. No charges haven't filed,
but yeah he no longer has U has a job
something like that. But someone brought up a good point like,
let's no files are charged. This guy obviously was driving
his cruiser at point one sixty eight.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
No charges, that's not real far, that's not right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
Is there gonna be a dui charge?

Speaker 3 (01:06:31):
But you're like, uh, he drove public Wait let's see.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
Public servant, public servant.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
But basically you're compromising the safety of the people who
are under your charge right now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
Yeah, so what's the law based on that? We've got
some audio from uh from what went down.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
It almost makes me feel sad for the village residents
that are they really reliable to call on for future urgencies.

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
I think that if it was just a regular, everyday guy,
we would be in jail right now waiting to see
the judge.

Speaker 5 (01:07:06):
On Tuesday.

Speaker 3 (01:07:07):
He was just standing in the streets staring at us,
watching mean talk.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
On the phone, who was noticeably intoxicated.

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
Appeared to be staggering and stumbling as he was walking.

Speaker 2 (01:07:16):
Up to us. We called back to dispatch and expressed
our concerns. Yeah, you can't, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:23):
I'd rather have three cruisers show up to my report
of a flat tire, I would It's a way better
situation showing up to some crime.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Yeah, that you're not still breaking news. It is Tuesday,
which means is time for taste test Tuesday, something we've
been doing over the past two months or so something
like that, six weeks. We've been very fortunate in a

(01:07:52):
lot of our taste tests. Tuesdays, we had Smoky Bones
Bones bring in some amazing chicken wings and new flavors.
We had Huey McGoose in at one point last week
we did Oreo cookies and sour cream which tastes just
like a cheesecake. And then we've had some yeah ones.
We did the Hines ketchup smoothie, the watermelon with mustard.

(01:08:13):
The watermelon with mustard was not good. It's all about
finding unique things on the internet, whether it be recipes
or a unique flavors. I know, at some point I'm
going to order one of these like over the seas
flavor boxes where you get snacks from Japan, Yeah, different countries. Yeah,

(01:08:35):
and try that. We came across one that we all
swore off and apparently Thick said no, we're gonna do it,
and he went online and decided to order it anyways,
so I won't be the naysayer. Uh, Thick one online
and found pork brains in milk gravy. It's a small

(01:08:56):
little can of food that you can buy at the
store Rose pork brain, pork brains and milk gravy.

Speaker 5 (01:09:03):
Yeah, Walmart had it, but you know what, the expiration
date is June of twenty twenty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
It's canned good. Yeah, it's a can good And I
wanted to see is uh is it really?

Speaker 5 (01:09:19):
Is it really brains?

Speaker 8 (01:09:21):
Well?

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
The first ingredient on the can says pork brain. I
figured it was just a nickname.

Speaker 2 (01:09:29):
Yes, pork brains. What milk gravy does contain actual pork brains? Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:09:34):
But is that a name for something else? Is actually
the brain?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
It's it's a brain. It's the brain of a pig.
It is chopped over. What is milk gravy? Like? What
is it? I'm thinking about it?

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
Am I gonna be the only one that tries this?

Speaker 2 (01:09:51):
No, I'm not gonna leave you standing alone. Cornstarch, salt, sodium,
pork brains, milk and water. That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Not much.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Think has got the can opener? We don't. We haven't
even opened this thing yet.

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
This is no idea. What it smells like?

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Oh God, I hope it's not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
I don't even work in any form, so this will
be interesting. No bacon, No bacon, I will I'll eat.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
Turkey bacon, Okay, definitely not pork.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Yeah, work crosses me out for some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
No ham, No, I'm not a ham fan, but a
decent pork chop, I don't mind, and bacon. He's got
the call. God, oh Monica. Our promotions person is here
a videotape, this whole thing for us, and she can't
even look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:39):
It's a vegetarian.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Can you imagine you're a vegetarian?

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
It smells kind of like cat food or dog food,
like like alpo.

Speaker 3 (01:10:51):
Oh, your eyes are watering. I think you're gonna Are
you gonna blow chunks right now?

Speaker 2 (01:10:56):
I might?

Speaker 5 (01:10:57):
Oh god, oh god.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
You can't look at it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:01):
I can smell it all the way over here, I am.
I'm four feet away and I can smell it. Oh god.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Okay, there's more gravy than brain.

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
Oh boy, oh boy, oh god.

Speaker 5 (01:11:16):
For real, you can't even do it with smells that bad?

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
It is? It is that bad. It smells like alpo,
which is the same thing. Oh god, yeah, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:11:28):
Going to be the only one doing if you can't
even get past the smell.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
Okay, it looks, it's it's it's it's purplish gray, pinkish
gray in color. Oh god, you look at that chunk.

Speaker 4 (01:11:43):
I'm lactose intolerant, so I don't think I can do
anything in milk gravy.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Oh boys, but we you should have grabbed spoons because
we can't get any of the juice. And you can't for.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
There were no spoons in the drawer. I didn't see him.

Speaker 2 (01:12:02):
Oh there's a bunch under the other way. I go
get all right, no, no, oh god, I can't do this.
Are you ready? I am?

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Hold your breath, but then you won't taste it, so
you can't give an on the dance.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Now. Kelly's over there sympathy chucking.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I'm not even heating this up.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
She's right out of the can.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
She's gagging over there, all right, all right? One?

Speaker 6 (01:12:29):
Two?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Three?

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Who?

Speaker 5 (01:12:48):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
What? No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
Why?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
Why?

Speaker 5 (01:12:55):
Why is this even for sale? This is unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Did you get it down that part way?

Speaker 2 (01:13:05):
You're not?

Speaker 5 (01:13:05):
Really? Are you gonna?

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I'm about it?

Speaker 5 (01:13:09):
It can't help it. You over a thrush can. That's nasty, man.
Why would anybody?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
It does smell like I can.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
It tastes like really bad tuna fish.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Okay, it smells like tuna fish, it does. It has
that tuna smell.

Speaker 5 (01:13:28):
I'm sorry, never again. Really, you're not gonna go out
and buy some didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Make me try it because I threw such a fit
about it a few weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:13:38):
I don't think we were.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Going to Yeah, we sat off the air before you
were even in the studio. Don't even bring it up
to her, like I don't ask her tirade again. She
already said no.

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
I can't take very, very very.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
Explicitly, she said no.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
Right, okay, Oh guys up. So I can't believe your
constitution that you did not hurle.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
Well, see that was my problem. I have a weak constitution.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Yeah no, no, we're not out of the woods yet.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
I need something else, because you know, the other times
we had bad stuff to try, we had something good
to chase it with.

Speaker 2 (01:14:18):
Right, Yeah, we don't have anything.

Speaker 3 (01:14:20):
I ordered something really lovely for us to try.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
I can't wait. I wish you had.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
I don't think I'm gonna let either. I'm gonna let
you try it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:27):
See, but I'm fine. I hate pistachio, so the to
buy chocolate doesn't it doesn't? Well, I want and it's dark.
It's dark chocolate too, right, I.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Don't I think I ordered to try it, but yeah,
I thought it was lovely.

Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
Why don't you want us to try it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:43):
I do want you to try.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
Yeah, but don't get don't get pork brains and milk gravy.
It is. It is not good.

Speaker 4 (01:14:52):
No, I need to know when is the last time
somebody bought that, because it has to have been been years.

Speaker 2 (01:14:58):
Oh, that's a valid question. Has been body does that
we have that in their home or do you remember
it like in your grandparents' house or something.

Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Well, that's that's what brought it up. We got a
text about it when we were talking about foods that
I think.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
Yeah, someone said you ran bry it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:12):
Yeah, why but I mean, nobody's purchased one of these
can since the forties, but it's still available.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Why would it be so easily available?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
It's long coated.

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
That thing was canned in the forties and it's long
coated out to twenty twenty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Oh, I mean why why is it a thing that
has especially become the worst of the taste test Tuesday
so far.

Speaker 5 (01:15:35):
Without a doubt?

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
Okay, can I just end this was saying I love
you guys so much. I do that you didn't make
me like FOURK a piece of that.

Speaker 5 (01:15:41):
Brain would never if you want? Okay, we had an
extra forty Do you want to sip of the juice?

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Take a sip of the juice the milk, Yeah, give
me a couple. It's not you're the only park you milk.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
You know my lactolse issues just to s you want
me to be suffering from it?

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Does the sip?

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
That was horrifying?

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
That was really really bad? Don't do that? Nine nine
seven the blitz All right, Time for a dumb debate
because on Friday, we left in the afternoon to head
up to Michigan for the long weekend. We're going to
see some friends and some family and uh, you know,
the halfway point being Finley, Ohio, the Flag City as

(01:16:27):
it's known. Stop and get gas there, and I'm getting
gas and Nora and the two boys go in. They
come out and they've got all each of them has
a forty four ounce cup of some sort of drink.
They each have at least one bag of some sort
of snack something like that. And I'm just like, we're
in the car for three hours, it's not what are

(01:16:49):
you doing? And Nora says, you can't take a road
trip about snacks. And I said to her. The drive
from Columbus to Detroit is not a road trip. Three
hours and seven minut and it's does not constitute a
road trip, do you? She said, crossing a state line
is a road trip.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Here to Cincinnati is a road trip.

Speaker 5 (01:17:12):
Cincinnati cans see the point is a road trip.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
I see its island an hour and a half.

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
That's a drive. That is not a road trip. And
I say, I say, I say, four hours minimum is
a road trip?

Speaker 5 (01:17:27):
Are you on a road Are you taking a trip?

Speaker 2 (01:17:30):
Now? I'm not going that route. I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:17:35):
I'm not saying it's like driving to Polaris.

Speaker 3 (01:17:37):
Oh no, I am.

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
I when I go to Kroger, I buy something specifically
to eat on the way home, which takes five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Okay, Well, now so the snack's a hole. That's another debate,
I guess. But I'm just saying, if you're going, it's
like you're going someplace, you know what I mean. It's
not like I'm driving to Polaris to go to the
mall or something, and that's a road trip. I go,
I'm going to a destination and I'm traveling to get there.
To me, that's a road trip. I don't you know,
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Okay, I think that I think there's a time limit
I do.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I will agree with you. I think my time limit
shorter than you are.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
If I'm going to Mason, Ohio Kings Island, that's about
what an hour forty.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Five and hour thirty hour and half Kings Island? I
wur to half Kings Island. That to me constitutes a
road trip.

Speaker 5 (01:18:26):
Yes, you're talking.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
About two hours deceater point eight one ninety nine seven
er what constitute is a road trip to you? Because
to me, I say four hours, four hours is a
road trip?

Speaker 5 (01:18:37):
Or you called it dumb debate?

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Dumb debate? Absolutely absolutely, I want to know. Let's see,
anything two to three hours drive is a road trip
according to girl?

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
Okay, yeah, Like here to Pittsburgh is like three and
a half hours, That to me is almost verging on
a long haul road trip.

Speaker 2 (01:18:56):
I would see, I would consider it. I would consider
it even though totally possible. And I know, like one
of my best friends is as a day driver. If
he is a truck driver, but he'll drive for ten
hours and ends up back you know where he started.
He makes a couple of stops doing deliberies and back
back home where he started. But I'm saying, for the
average person, if you don't want to drive there and

(01:19:20):
back in the same day, that's a road trip.

Speaker 7 (01:19:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
I like that because I do not want to drive
somewhere four hours, do something and turn around and drive.
I am totally possible.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
I'm just saying, no, yea that you're right.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
That's that's my kind of rule. Blitzay, who's that? Who's
who's that? Justin how long constitutes a road trip to you? Personally?

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
I would say it has to be at least six
hours round trip more if I have to drive more
than an hour and forty five.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
And I say that an individual's house, in that individual's house, Okay,
So if you're gone for a little bit of time,
then it's a road trip, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
He said six hours round trip?

Speaker 2 (01:20:02):
Yeah, so three hours, three hours back because Nora definitely
has gone up to Detroit, dropped the boys off, you know,
done something, and then turned around to come back. And
I would say, yeah, not good, but totally doable. Four hours.
That's just that's that's to me again, that constitute road trip.
Laurie says, the older I get, the shorter my road trip.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
Because I agreed, if you have to make a bathroom stop.
It's a road yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:20:27):
Okay, Yeah, that's a good one. Blitz. Who's this? No,
I thought you picked up the phone. I'm sorry.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Let's see, anywhere out of your state is a road trip,
according to Jerry. Okay, Nora said the same thing. If
you're crossing a state line, then it's a road trip. Now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
See though I can cross the state line at Kentucky
quicker than I can get to see the point.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
Yeah. True. And and if you're hanging out in Cincinnati,
you can walk a road trip because you can walk
right across the bridge to Kentucky if you're there in
crossing a state line, if that's a road trip, doesn't
constant a road trip?

Speaker 5 (01:21:01):
Do you see?

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Casey sent us the AI Overview definition of a road trip,
which is a long distance journey primarily by car, where
the focus is on the travel itself and not just
reaching a destination.

Speaker 2 (01:21:14):
That's interesting, Okay, so that they didn't put a definitive
time on it, Blitz, who's this, Tarler? Tyler? What constitutes
a road trip?

Speaker 6 (01:21:25):
So it depends on who you asked. When I was
growing up, if it was my mother, it'd be driving
from Columbus to Delaware. Yeah, but if you ask my dad,
it was, Hey, let's go for a ride, fall asleep
in the car, wake up in Daytona Beach, Florida.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Okay, I like that. I like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:44):
I'd like to wake up in Daytona right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Yeah, that is definitely a road trip to Daytona for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:21:49):
If I need a playlist when I'm getting the card.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
Fair enough definition some of the blitz the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
President Trump said to make an announcement from the Oval
Office today. The White House isn't giving any information as
to what the announcement is about, but it's on his
schedule for two PM.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
And the Internet has.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Gone a bid into overdrive, speculating over the weekend, the
question is Trump dead peaked in Google searches on x
Where is Trump trended globally?

Speaker 3 (01:22:21):
Globally rather?

Speaker 2 (01:22:21):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Could this be.

Speaker 4 (01:22:22):
Connected with the fact that the Pentagon Pizza Index reported
a massive spike over the weekend and they showed a
nearly eight hundred percent increase in pizza orders in the
area of government buildings like the Pentagon and the CIA.
The theory being that increased pizza orders in that area
into the evening in the night could signal that something's afoot,

(01:22:44):
maybe a national security issue, maybe military action.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
People are the building and they.

Speaker 4 (01:22:51):
Throughout the night there was a spike in orders from
outlets like the Freddy's Beach Bar, Domino's Pizza District, Pizza Palace,
and Crystal City Sports Pub.

Speaker 3 (01:22:59):
Those were all my uh so, we will see what happens.

Speaker 4 (01:23:04):
What that announcement is, and maybe if it has anything
to do with the Pentagon at Pizza Index. Burning Man
is officially over, but officials in Nevada investigating a homicide
at burning Man.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
On Saturday.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
At approximately nine to fourteen pm, a Sheriff's deputy was
alerted by an attendee that there was a man lying
in a pool of blood. Officials immediately responded to the
campsite found a single white adult male lying on the ground,
obviously deceased. The investigation is ongoing, detectives or following up
on tips. So far, no one has been arrested. Do
you let everybody leave at that point?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
If you've got a dead man and a pool of blood.

Speaker 2 (01:23:39):
Are you gonna sit down and interview all? However, many
thousands of people are.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
There, said they And do you do you give tips
at Burning Man or do we have a code there?
Or what's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
I mean, everyone's so messed up anyways, no one remembers
a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
So a woman had a baby. Hey, and she didn't
know she was pregnant.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Oh, so's pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
It's so weird to me.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
How do you not know your friend it happens.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
That's crazy time of time.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Two orphaned black bear cubs will make their public debut
at the Columba Zoo today. The female cubs were rescued
in Montana earlier this summer, and each weigh about sixty pounds.
Guests can see the cubs at the outdoor Habitat on Tuesdays, Thursdays,
Saturdays and Sundays between nine and eleven am So just
a limited window there, but you can get a chance
to see them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:22):
Today between nine and eleven. And those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Ah, we all had like jobs before we got into
our actual full blown careers. Oh my gosh, I had
a couple of them. Actually, Yeah, McDonald's for sure, Wendy's
security at Kmart, gd Ritzy's. That's gd Ritzy.

Speaker 5 (01:24:43):
Some other fast food chain started here, actually started by
a big wig from Wendy's who basically left and started
his own fil thing. Yeah, a bus boy at a
Day's in restaurant. Oh, that was my first job. I
lasted two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
Yeah, my first job was a bus boy at a
Chinese food restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:24:59):
How long last A little bit?

Speaker 2 (01:25:01):
I lasted two weeks, Yeah, a little bit. I couldn't
take a ca I definitely cooked at some restaurants. Yeah. Well,
here's the deal. Obviously, before you get into what you're
going into, gotta make money somehow. So lovewire dot Com
looked into the past of some of the most famous
rock stars out there. Because you're not born a rock star,

(01:25:22):
you got to you gotta make your way there, right,
So what did you do before you were a rock star?
Chris Cornell, he was a fish handler for a seafood company.
He had to wipe up the slime and throw away
the fish cuts.

Speaker 5 (01:25:32):
Probably right there on the coast there in Seattle, have.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
To think so. Yeah. Kirk Cobain was a janitor for
he hit a big axl Rose was a manager at
a Tower Records.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
That makes sense.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Yeah. Corey Taylor was a sales associate at a porn shop.
Also makes Debbie Harry was a bunny at the New
York City Playboy Club. Corney Love. We all know what
Courney Love did.

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Oh, she was a stripper in Los Ange.

Speaker 5 (01:26:01):
I guess I did. Did I know?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
I did?

Speaker 6 (01:26:03):
Not that?

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Okay, I remember reading that somewhere. I did know this one.
Rob Zombie, you know he did before.

Speaker 5 (01:26:08):
He was part of pee Wee's Playhouse.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
He's a production assistant for Peewe's Playhouse. Yes, uh, Tom Morello,
he was an exotic dancer that did batch shoett parties
and stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
Oh so just like Courtney Love.

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
Yeah, he was out there. He was out there, thunder
from down Under before raising Answer the Machine. Fred Durst
was a tattoo artist. I didn't know that one before.
I still want to know if this is true. I
can't believe I even looked this up yet. But apparently
after he was a tattoo artist, before Limp Biscuit, he
actually worked for a record label and that's when that

(01:26:38):
new metal kind of music was coming out, and he decided, hey,
we haven't signed any new metal bands, so I'm just
gonna make up. I'm just gonna make one of my own.
And it turned into limp biscuit and saw you know
a great way to make money. And finally Ozzy Osbourne,
what did he do before becoming a rock star?

Speaker 5 (01:27:01):
Wouldn't he didn't he work in a slaughterhouse?

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
Yeah, yeah, he was. He worked at a slaughterhouse cutting
open carcas, carcasses.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
Car carcasses. Make sure we get that right, open carcasses.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Did I say the other thing?

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
No, you didn't. Jonathan Davis from Corn he wasn't. You
said that was your last one?

Speaker 2 (01:27:22):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Yeah, Jonathan Davis was an embalmer. Oh okay, and one
of my favorites because it's a great trivia questions. Rod
Stewart he was a grave digger.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
I had read that somewhere. Yes, I knew the Rod
store was a great digger.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Lars from Metallica was almost a professional tennis player, because
I guess he was a great tennis player. Lars was.

Speaker 6 (01:27:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:42):
So hey, look, they weren't always rock stars. No, They've
had jobs as well. Mick Jagger worked in a mental hospital.
Worked he worked in the mental Did he worked there
or they just told them he worked there so he
wouldn't leave. That's what I'm thinking. Now, let's see if

(01:28:13):
we can learn you something, Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's learn you some stuff. Make you a little bit
smarter than you were when you woke up today. Restore
some of those brain cells you killed over the long
holiday weekend. Like, did you know the official bird of
the small island country Meridius is the dodo? The dodo bird.

Speaker 5 (01:28:35):
It doesn't exist anymore, right, the dodott It was extinct.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Canada, California, and Tokyo all have something in common. You
want to guess what it is? Canada, California and Tokyo. No,
think of think of the size difference between Canada, California,
and Tokyo. It's going to be a very odd thing

(01:29:03):
that they share. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Population, Yeah, really yes, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:29:09):
Canada's current population is estimated at forty one point five million,
Tokyo's metro area has nearly forty one million people, in
California has about thirty nine point five million people.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Could you imagine it? Yeah, there's a lot of land
in Canada where nobody lives.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
No, of course, but that's what's crazy. Right, You've got
the entire country of Canada with forty one point five million,
and the city of Tokyo has forty one million. New
York City has ten million people. Yeah, I mean that
many people in that land mass. That's crazy to think about.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
By the way, yes, the Dodo bird is extinct.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
No, okay. Remember the Twitter logo had the little blue bird.
That bird's name was Larry, as in Larry Bird because
the co founder of Twitter bistone grew up in Massachusetts
and was a huge Boston Celtics fans, Larry Tom Barry.
The Tom Brady was drafted by the Montreal Expos in

(01:30:04):
the eighteenth round of the MLB draft in nineteen ninety five.
But he had decided to this plan of going to
U of M and playing football, and well, now we
got what we got.

Speaker 5 (01:30:14):
Wonder favorite crats it.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
I would think probably that I don't know, maybe could
you imagine being so good that you get drafted in
one professional sport and then you're becoming the greatest of
all time in another sport.

Speaker 5 (01:30:26):
You know a lot of people told Kyler Murray that
he should not go to the NFL because he is
a phenomenal baseball player. But he's the you know, the
Cardinals quarterback. He chose the NFL. He could have been
playing pro ball.

Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
And well, and then you got you know, Bo Jackson
and Dion who did it? Belga. And finally, if you
are planning your wedding here in Ohio, make sure you
go out and go to the doctor and get yourself
an STD panel first, because you can't legally get married
in Ohio if you have syphilis.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
Well's I mean, that's not a bad rule, is it?

Speaker 6 (01:31:06):
I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:31:06):
Actually it it it's a it's a good you know,
it's not a bad rule. It's a good rule because
then you're just self containing the syphis to one other
person instead of spreading it everywhere you're You're you're cutting
it off at the the head there, and it's just YouTube.

Speaker 5 (01:31:26):
Maybe maybe they should allow it as long as the
person you're marrying knows or if you both have it.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
I guess there's that.

Speaker 5 (01:31:32):
Yeah, ah, you both have it. Okay, go ahead now
thankfully that's that's.

Speaker 2 (01:31:37):
One where you can go get a little shot and
you're fine.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
Right, So yeah, that's you can cure that.

Speaker 2 (01:31:43):
Just know that if you're if you're currently walking around
with driptick, then you you can't get that.

Speaker 5 (01:32:00):
All right. Whatever I was gonna say doesn't notn't matter
now I don't even remember when.

Speaker 2 (01:32:03):
I say that. I don't know if you're alive, but
you did. Okay, I learning you some stuff on a
Tuesday morning Ninete Nite seven The Blitz.

Speaker 5 (01:32:10):
Wait, did you