Everyone Is Lying On Their Resume and Wow Skills - Blitz Morning 7-15-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hey, welcome to your Tuesday. I high a ninety muggy, hot, humid.
Could see some rain later this afternoon, and when that
possibility of range as lingers, it's just so.

Speaker 2 (00:21):
Humid, and and then you think the rain's gonna make
it less humid, and it doesn't, doesn't right, and it's like, oh,
it's worse.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
Yeah, I am, I am jacked. I am ready. I
don't know what's gonna happen. First of all, a very
busy day. Second of all, I had an interesting start
to my day because I woke up at like three
ten for the second p of the night, and then
I couldn't get back to sleep. I was just kind
of rolling around and at about three forty five and

(00:52):
laying there, and all of a sudden glass break. I've
never jumped out of bed so fast. Grabbed my billy
club that I keep under the bed. Nora heard it,
jumped out of bed right away. I happened to sleep
Salan's clothing, so I ran into the closet, which is

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by the bedroom door, to throw on some running shorts
and head out. And our stairs are right by our
bedroom door, so I'm leaning over kind of the rail
looking downwards looking for shadows. Nora's behind me, phone in hand,
nine to one one, already pre dialed, and don't hear
anything for about ten seconds. So I creep downstairs and

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one of the pictures hanging on our wall. I've fallen
off shattered glass everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
That don't take a couple of years off your life.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh man, I was ready. I was ready for it.
Norah had a little bit of a shake going to
herd hand was a bit twitchy.

Speaker 3 (01:51):
No going back to sleep after that, yeah, it.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Was, she goes. So I just start coffee now, Yeah,
I'm up now. I was at work about thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
Or this morning. Oh god, my time.

Speaker 1 (02:02):
For like a bull of cereal. This morning I did
some early news reading. Yeah that'll that'll wake you up.
For dam it was a big old shattered glass. I
mean easily could have been you know, a window or
something the house. So yeah, anyways, how are you, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (02:20):
I'm great.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I just I got a new book here sitting in
front of my computer. So it's called the Dictionary of Dreams.
So if you guys have any dreams you want me
to interpret, Okay, it does a list here. Yeah, tell
me the theme of your dream. And I'll tell you
what it means. That's right, baby, I love dream interpretation.
I don't know if there's any science to it. Probably

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no science to it. But if I do feel like
you dream about the things you're sort of maybe worried about,
or you know, or thinking about, and sometimes it comes
out in your dreams.

Speaker 3 (02:52):
I don't know, man, I buy.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
It, okay, but why? But then explain to me why
I'm so concerned about building a golf cart with my
fourth grade music teacher, Like, I don't understand why I
would be worried about that.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Let me tell you? Why is that really?

Speaker 5 (03:10):
What?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Just say, go kart with your fourth grade.

Speaker 3 (03:16):
Let's see if it gets that specific.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
I don't know, Sake. How are you this morning?

Speaker 4 (03:22):
I'm doing good man, all right. I wondered why you were.
You were here earlier than usual.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I tell you, ben up since three ten easily. All right,
let's get going. We have got tickets for Shine Down
and Bush to give away. We've got tickets for the
Offspring coming up a little bit later. I'll give us
about one hour and we'll have your Shine Down and
Bush tickets. But let's start off with some winning, as
we always do with Blitz Morning Trivia. Think what you got.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff up for grabs
if you're the first one to text me in the
correct answer at eight hundred and eight two one ninety
nine seven, Oh, what music festival brand is up for
sale on eBay? That is the question, what music festival
brand is up for sale on eBay? Text and the
answer to eight or ninety nine seven, Oh, you first

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get the gift card, give.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
Us about forty five minutes, and we'll give the opportunity
to go see that band live as they are on tour,
will Shine Down. They're going to be at the Shot
a week from today, tomorrow, week from tomorrow. I'm I'm
really torn, really torn because I really want to go,
so go. You know how hard it is to go

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to a concert on a weeknight, and.

Speaker 4 (04:33):
It's a very rare occasion for me. But I will
take a nap that day, That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
I'm going, Yeah, this is a show that is right
like right one toe over the line of a show
I would lose sleepover.

Speaker 4 (04:48):
Yeah, you gotta go to go, gotta go.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
Anyways, if you want to win, right after seven o'clock
We'll give you a chance to win tickets. Speaking of winning,
let's get to Blitz Morning Trivia. What you got all right?

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Question was what new festival brand is up for sale
on eBay?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
And uh, here are everybody's favorite music festival guy, Billy
McFarlane to tell you all about it.

Speaker 7 (05:09):
This is Billy McFarland, and I've done a lot of
crazy things, but this might be the craziest thing yet.
This is day six of doing a walk and talk
every single day, and today I am taking the most
famous festival brand, fire Festival and putting it up for
auction on eBay starting at one cent.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
I'm broke, raw.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
You need to learn English or Billy, it's not famous,
it's infamous. That is the most infamous festival name. You
had a guy that worked for you, give a meja
to another guy just to get water. It is not
a famous music festival.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
And also I'm not buying it. You're asking me to
purchase failure from you.

Speaker 6 (05:52):
Right, Oh, he says, whoever past he says, whoever owns
the fire brand. We'll have an attention engine to launch festivals,
do merch, collapse insane pop ups, run live streams, and
build a medium that.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
Man needs therapy. He does, he is insane.

Speaker 6 (06:07):
Well, believe it or not, people are actually biting and
I haven't seen it since Friday.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
But Friday night the bid was up to two hundred
thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Okay, that's silly, Like I would pay for it if
I could get it for twenty dollars just as a joke.
But I'm not paying any more than twenty dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
I mean, obviously I don't know all the legal jargon
and the paperwork that goes into it. But do you
get all the residuals from the two from the Netflix documentary,
from the Hulu documentary, all that stuff that you know
was involved. Is there any kick?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Are you now being sued by right?

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Are you inheriting all the lawsuits?

Speaker 4 (06:43):
Yeah? I guess it would all come with it, wouldn't it.
Maybe you don't want.

Speaker 1 (06:46):
All that unbelievable, so all right?

Speaker 6 (06:48):
Well, Alan Piles from Lancaster was the first one to
text in the correct answer, and he's got twenty five
bucks to spend it water.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
Beds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Congratulations. The Oxford English Dictionary has released some words, and
I figured now would be the perfect time to test
your vocabulary. Kelly and thick and see how you do
with these new Oxford English Dictionary words, including a new
word that was put in fudger fudger, fudger.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Oh, I know that they call in uh, I know,
Upers call the people who go to fudge shops fudgies fudgies.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
Yeah, up in up in northern Michigan. Yeah, yeah, those
are fudgies. The tourists are called fudgies.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
Fudger somebody who just like has a very loose association
with the truth, like a fudger.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
I'm going to fudge around this act like I know
what I'm doing, but I'm really fudging it, say.

Speaker 1 (07:45):
Somebody who BSEs You're absolutely correct. Yeah, yeah, he fudges. Yeah,
he's a fudger for sure. Let's see laytime lay laytime.
Yep l E I l a y lay.

Speaker 2 (07:58):
Time laytime it's to rest time, rest time, to lay.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Around kind of a little bit. However, it's it's actually
deals with commercial shipping, the amount of time allowed for
loading and unloading of a ship's cargo.

Speaker 4 (08:11):
Oh so I kind of the boat.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
The boat is in lay time.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Yeah, okay, let's get shugly is a new word in
the English Oxford English Dictionary, shugly. Spell it please, s
h o O g l y shugly, Yeah, shug ly.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Oh I don't even have a guess on that one.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, after drinking, I can get a bit shugly.

Speaker 4 (08:37):
Oh okay, so you're like wobbly and.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Exactly wobbly or unstable yep. Also in the Oxford English
Dictionary gloopiness, gloopy, gloopiness g l o O p I
N E s S gloopiness.

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Morning after being shugly.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Uh not quite, not quite.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah, when you're just kind of you're really really super drowsy,
you're just getting up.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
No, no, gloopiness would be I want to use this
in a sentence so bad, but I won't. The state
conditioner quality of being sloppy, sticky, or gluttonously gooey.

Speaker 8 (09:16):
Oh wow is gloopiness and finally added to the Oxford
English Dictionary, what is the definition of bag of dits.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Oxford English Dictionary, begod.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
I mean you hear that group of a holes.

Speaker 1 (09:47):
It's exactly what you think it is. Yeah, it's just
the expression used to convey hostile or contemptuous dismissal.

Speaker 9 (09:54):
Yeah, exactly, Yeah, that's in the Oxford Oxford English Dictionary
has added bagadis to the what what are we doing?

Speaker 1 (10:11):
Who? I would love to be around that table of
English majors and professors that work for the English Oxford
English Dictionary.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah, and they're all like snotty British people, so, you know,
and they use the C word like nobody's business.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
So maybe bagades the same way.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Yeah. Were they just sitting around like, yeah, did someone
calls someone Oh, that word is not going in there,
Henry eat a Baganese And they're like, you know what,
we haven't put bagandes in there yet.

Speaker 2 (10:39):
So do they jam it all into one word because
that's a phrase.

Speaker 1 (10:43):
It is a phrase, and they actually have the spaces
in here.

Speaker 6 (10:46):
See, I don't understand that. I don't understand why we're
adding all the slang in the dictionary.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Bag of or bag oh.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Unfortunately it's bag of because I think it should be.

Speaker 6 (10:54):
Bag Oh sure, bastrophe.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
That is a much better use of instead of os
is oh skycomma right, without a doubt.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Our first story takes us to our neighbors to the
east out in Richmond Heights, Ohio. And this is kind
of more of a PSA than anything. If you plan
on breaking the law, do know that technology is advancing
quickly and technology will help you get caught, including new
face recognition AI software. So if you are now caught

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on camera doing something wrong, they can take a still
shot of that video get your face and this face
technology will then scour the internet, social media sites, things
like that and find out who you are. And that
is exactly what happened in Richmond Heights, Ohio, where a
few women are now asked to turn themselves in after well,

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take a listen to what the officer had to say
and what he witnessed.

Speaker 11 (12:05):
A group of females walked by the cruiser and then
returned back around this way. One of them climbed up
on the pushbumper and began to dance on the pushbumper,
and then another two females came walking around the other
way as well climbed up on the side of the car,
standing on and dancing on the hood, and then another
one then climbed up on the wheel and then onto

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the hood of the cruiser as well.

Speaker 3 (12:29):
They just won a show they were.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
They were twerking on the hood of the police car
with the officer inside the driver's seat. That I don't
think they knew did they know he was there? In
the video, it looks like the car is moving forward
a little bit. It looks like the car is actually
slowly creeping forward. And how do you not see inside

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the windshield of the car?

Speaker 4 (12:55):
I don't know. It was dark, it was nighttime.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
It was nighttime.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
If it's parked and it's not in an emergency situation.

Speaker 6 (13:02):
You can't get on a police car and.

Speaker 2 (13:05):
And dance around and take.

Speaker 4 (13:08):
They scratched it and dinned it.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Let's let's find out, Kelly, if it's illegal or not.
I say this morning, because ninety nine nine percent of
the time there is an officer within like two buildings
here will always speak. He's probably right here. Let's send
you out, Kelly.

Speaker 2 (13:22):
He's working, he's like he's looking for speeders.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
This person sound like they were parked.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
But this is But in the video, it's a very
busy parking lot. There are people hanging out in this
parking lot. I think they were probably working and keeping
an eye on things. Yeah, in the spot, and these
women decided to get up there.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
I see where that's illegal.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
I thought it was a parked cruiser and they just thought, hey,
let's get up.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
And dance and make a little video.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Yeah, what would you do.

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Face or facial recognize them and try to arrest them.

Speaker 3 (13:50):
That's silly.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
What if it was your car?

Speaker 3 (13:53):
I don't care.

Speaker 4 (13:53):
You wouldn't care. Some just strange women just started dancing
on top of your.

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Hood as long as it did, as long as they
didn't like dent Michael.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
But they did. They did scratched it, didn't it.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Do you think the police are wasting their time by
using facial record.

Speaker 3 (14:07):
I think that's silly.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Okay, But I mean if they did damage the cruiser,
I guess that that you know you should do that.
But I'm saying if they just got on the bumper
and did a couple of tworks and who care? Like, really,
you're going to spend your time, your precious police time
hunting these.

Speaker 1 (14:23):
Girls their argument? Yeah, I would say. Even better is
the Cleveland nineteen woio reporter from the news who was
reporting on this story, and he had some advice for
these young ladies.

Speaker 12 (14:40):
Detective Evan Wright says the ladies have been charged with
rioting and criminal damaging of a police vehicle. He said,
they can for now come in at a time of
their choosing and bond down.

Speaker 13 (14:52):
And I say this as an old disc jock.

Speaker 12 (14:53):
He used to play a song by the Staples singers
Respect Yourself, and it says, in part, respect yourself because
they you don't.

Speaker 13 (15:00):
Ain't nobody gonna give a hook about you. Respect yourself.

Speaker 12 (15:04):
Go listen to the soft I'm Harry Boomer nineteen years
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (15:10):
Harry Boomer for life advice. Go listen to the skateboards. Boomer,
you can't make a respect yourself. Appreciate you, Harry Boomer.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
You're the smartest girls in the world. But I'm saying
I just don't understand. But again, if they damage the cruiser,
I guess you know.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
I do think for charging them with causing the riots
a bit much that it caused a riot.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
I agree, And yes, I do believe Cleveland has bigger issues,
bigger issues than women working on a police car. But
go respect yourself. Story number two takes us down to Florida. Yes,
we've got ourselves at WTF what the Florida forty year
old man by the name of Jeffrey LaForge was arrested
last Friday. Now here's the deal. This story seems like,

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why are we talking about a forty year old who
stole a bunch of stuff from Walmart? Happens all the time.
The cost of the merch was actually under one thousand
dollars total. However, Jeffrey will be charged with enhancements to
felonies because he's got prior theft convictions. He is currently
out on bond. All in all, pretty boring story. What

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it is is what he stole from Walmart, including a
G spot suction vibrator, a vibrating pocketwand for her, a
tush toy flavored Loube, a dual vibrating massage or a
mega massage or a vibrating bullet massager, and an oral strokers.
He had himself a planned night on top of all

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of things that he took there for what seems like
an adventurous weekend. He also got himselves and stole one
recee's peanut buttercup ice cream value to three dollars.

Speaker 3 (16:52):
In ninety eight cents.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
Hunger Obviously, if you plan on using a G Spot's vibrator,
vibrating pocket wand for her a tush toy, flavor lub,
a dual vibrating massage or a mega massage of a vibrating
bullet massager and an oral stroker. You are gonna need
yourself at least one Reese's peanut buttercuff ice cream vanish. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
I might be using that too.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
I mean, if nothing else, whoever he plans on using
all this stuff on might have to sit on the
pint of ice cream to cool things off, because that
is a lot happening there on a Friday night. But
good for you, sir, that's not so breaking news. All right,

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Single people, here you go. If you are single and
currently looking for love, there's a good chance you're on
at least one dating app. I mean, that's just the
way people meet nowadays. I've been very old. That's how
Nora and I met. We met on Bumble. But I
tried them all. I did the Tinder, I did the
Plenty of Fish, I did the match dot com. You know,

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you've got your basic ones that have been around a while.
You make your profile, you answer the questions, hopefully you match,
and then they kind of simplified things. I think Tinder
did a good job of that. It was basically swipe
left right and then you match and something happened. But then,
of course there's all about narrowing it down, and they've
got some niche dating sites out out there. You've got

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like Bristler for ladies who love men with beards. You've
got tat Dat, which is just people looking for hookups.
You have got dig which is to connect with other
dog lovers, is a dating app for dog lovers. You've
got Uniform Dating, which is all about people in uniform,

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whether it be like firefighters or pilots. You know, if
you're really into someone who wears a uniform, every data work.
You've got the League, which is set up for elite singles,
people who are very dedicated to their career. If you
want to be a power couple, you can go to
the League, Or if you want to get shrink on,

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you can go to Kinku, which helps people match up
with their kinks. Okay, but now there's a new one
which I'm kind of shocked this isn't one yet, but
there is a new dating app that is going to
be entering the beta stages very soon, and it is
called single Rider, and it is for adult Disney fans.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Oh, that's kind of a good idea.

Speaker 1 (19:32):
If you end up going to the to the park
alone and you're a single rider, any single riders out there,
you know, answer that question.

Speaker 13 (19:40):
Now.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Granted they do say this very easily could expand to
other park enthusiasts, but imagic. But the basis of the
idea is for Disney adults, and so they say it's
not only for dating, but if you want to make friends.
Let's say you're going to the Disney Park or one
of the Disney parks by yourself, maybe you can meet
another single rider are there and hang out for the day. Okay,

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make a new friend.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
They should definitely expand because I mean that's you know,
if it's just Disney, that really limits how many people
you're gonna get. I mean, if you know we got
Cedar Point, I'm going to Cedar Point park enthusias.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
There are there are park enthusiasts, for sure, but Disney
adults adults, Yes, exactly exactly what I was gonna say.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
Disney adults are their own, Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Their own subgroup. And I'm gonna be honest, I don't
mean to offend anyone, but Disney adults freak me out.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Well, I don't mind a Disney adult because it kind
of reminds me of anything like even uh like Juggalos.

Speaker 3 (20:35):
They're really really huge.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Fans of ICP. To where it impacts your lifestyle, it's
the same thing as a Disney adult. It does impact
their lifestyle, like the clothes they wear, the things they
talk about, and the things they save for and things
like that. It's just a little, you know, niche area
of interest. I don't mind it. It's not my thing.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
I find it interesting.

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Okay, I'll give you. I'll give you a certain lemon.
Believe me. I can sing the entire Aladdin soundtrack almost verbatim.
Kind of the same thing for the Lion King. But
the nineties were you know to me, first of all,
the nineties Disney movies were Yeah, but I.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
Never met a friend, never met a friend.

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Throw him off, but yeah, because all I can think
about is listen. Still good. But but getting into being
a Disney adult, that's.

Speaker 4 (21:37):
No better.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
On how far you go, you can take it too far,
I'm sorry, you can definitely take it too far.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
Like the Bronies.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
What are the bronies?

Speaker 6 (21:45):
My little pony guys and adult men who are all
into my little ponies.

Speaker 1 (21:53):
Berries I know about you never lave me.

Speaker 4 (21:55):
Look up Bronie.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
You've never heard of Brownie'. These are a old men
who are all into my little pony.

Speaker 2 (22:02):
I mean, they're probably like three of them in the US.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's that's that's worse than Disney adult. Yes, cronies are
worse than Disney adults for sure. Yeah, I'm looking at
it right now. Here's a group picture. That's not okay,
that's that's weird. That's still okay.

Speaker 2 (22:21):
Is there anything that you are into that other people
might find strange? Do you think or do you think
you're pretty run of the mill, Like.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I'm pretty run of the I would say that the strain.
The oddest thing about me is I I am in
the one percent of straight white male theater fans. I'm
a big theater fan. Uh and and I can see,

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you know, I know a lot about I know way
more about musicals than the average middle aged, white straight male. Okay,
so that would be but that's about the weirdest.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Yeah, it's very weird.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:01):
Yeah, it is an interest that not a lot that
maybe not a ton of people in your genre has.

Speaker 1 (23:07):
Right, exactly, Okay, it's a little bit out of the
ordinary right for sure. But if you want to join,
look for the Beta coming soon.

Speaker 2 (23:18):
Disney adults are like you're in the Broadway musical.

Speaker 3 (23:22):
Interesting.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Estimated eight to twelve million bronies out there.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
That's imposterley.

Speaker 6 (23:30):
It's a huge thing among I mean eight to twelve
million out of eight billion is not that big of
a deal, but that is a big thing to them.
I mean they're all over the place, okay, every country.

Speaker 1 (23:42):
Look for a single rider to be coming to your
app store sometime in the near future.

Speaker 13 (23:48):
Now, the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (23:53):
It has my situation Franklinton yesterday afternoon has been cleared.
A Columbus fire called the area of North Souter Avenue
and River streeted about two thirty pm on a report
of a strange odor, and crews arrived to find a
cloud with an orange tint above the GFS Chemicals building.
And this thing was really visible and it was orange,
like absolutely get out of town orange.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Weird that I'd be out.

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
So apparently the company said that workers were transferring an
acid solution to neutralize it. When a bromine solution began
to release fumes into the air.

Speaker 3 (24:27):
Has Matt responded.

Speaker 2 (24:28):
Employees at the company were evacuated and surrounding neighbors were
told to shelter in place.

Speaker 6 (24:33):
Oh.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
I'm like, yeah, but you still get air.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
You turn off your air conditioning so nothing gets sucked
in like we had I don't know, tape under the doors.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
The fumes eventually dissipated into the atmosphere.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
The all clear was given. No injuries reported.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
Uh b Litch listener Derek's on his way to help
clean up some stuff. Apparently he just texted in something works.

Speaker 3 (24:54):
Uh hasmac. His first job is doing Hasmac cleanup. That's wild.

Speaker 11 (24:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Crazy.

Speaker 2 (24:59):
Dear and of Justices urged the Supreme Court to turn
away an appeal from Gallaine Maxwell, the former associate sex
offender Jeffrey Epstein. She is currently serving a twenty year
prison sentence for conspiring with an aiding at Jeffrey Epstein in.

Speaker 3 (25:12):
His sexual abuse underage girls.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Maxwell, who's sixty three years old, asked the court earlier
this year to review her case. She says there was
an agreement in place with federal prosecutors that barred her
prosecution in New York.

Speaker 9 (25:25):
Now.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
That argument has been previously rejected by a lower court
than an appeals court. The next step is the Supreme Court,
and yesterday the DOJ asked the Supreme Court to reject
her appeal.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
So we'll see what happens.

Speaker 2 (25:38):
As Beyonce wrapped up a series of Atlanta performances last night,
police continued to search for the person who broke into
her choreographer's rental gar and stole unreleased Behazz music.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
The choreographer left the.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Car in a parking deck for about an hour with
two suitcases inside. Hello, are you begging to be ripped off?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Anyway?

Speaker 2 (25:59):
This colographer comes back and he finds the back window
broken out, two suitcases missing. In those suitcases two MacBooks
containing unreleased Beyonce music, along with setlists and other plans.
Authorities say they did find fingerprints on the car, and
they were able to track those laptops and the choreographer's air.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
Pods the fine mine.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
So they do have a suspect and they've issued a warrant,
but they haven't made any arrests.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
I'm wondering if they know what they got or if
they were just in the parking smashing and grabbing and
they saw the suitcases sitting there and smash the window
and grabbed them.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
I feel like that's more likely, although I do too
think if you've got a couple of MacBooks and some AirPods,
you better ditch those pretty fast because they're easy to track. Yeah,
but anyway, I don't know. It'd be interesting to see
when they eventually arrest this person. Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Signed, Down and Bush going to be at the shot
on the twenty third week from tomorrow. Tickets on sale
now at Ticketmaster. We've got your chance to win. We're
gonna save you one hundred bucks, give you a pair
of tickets. Jeff is on the phone. Good morning, Jeff.
How are you. I'm doing well, how are you excellent?
Thank you? Your chance to win right now. If you
want to go see Shine Down and Bush, it's very simple.

(27:16):
We are gonna play a new game. This game is
called Bush or No Bush. This is how it works.
I have got I have got a name for you
and this young lady. This person either worked for George W.
Bush or this person is a Mattress actress. So if

(27:41):
the answer is Bush, you will hear. If the answer
is no Bush, you will hear. You get enough correct,
then we're gonna hook you up with tickets. Okay, all right, Jeff,
here we go, Oh, Elaine show, Elaine shoo bush or

(28:03):
no bush.

Speaker 4 (28:06):
I'm gonna say bush.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
That's correct the answer. Yeah, Secretary of Labor from two
thousand and one to two thousand and nine. All right,
here we go, Jeff, Gianna Dior bush or no bush?

Speaker 13 (28:21):
That's a bush? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Your your two thousand and two a v and Female
Performer of the Year. There, Gianna Dior. Very good, Jeff,
two for two. All right, here we go. Uh, Angela
White bush or no bush.

Speaker 13 (28:40):
That sounds like a bush.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
No, I'm sorry, that's a no bush. Angela White Star
of Angela Loves Women three, Blowbang and take control.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
Was she in the first two?

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Or she just came out? Well, if they had Angela
Loves Women three, did they have other Angelas? Do Angela
Loves Women one and two? And then Angela White jumped in?
Or did she staring all three? All right, here we go, Jeff.
Mary E Peters, mary E Peters bush or no bush? No?

(29:23):
That is that is bush? That is yeah. Mary E Peters,
Secretary Secretary of Transportation from two thousand and six to
two thousand and nine. All right, you're two and two.
Now see how we do here? Uh, Margaret Spellings, Margaret Spellings,
Jeff Bush or no Bush, that's Bush. That is Bush, Yeah,

(29:48):
secretary Education. I mean, was she meant to do anything else?
Her last name was Spellings, Secretary of Education. Two thousand
and five, two thousand and nine. All right, one more, Jeff,
Let's see if you can end on a high note.
Here we go, Bush and no Bush, Adrianna Chichick, Adriana Chechick,
Bush and no Bush.

Speaker 13 (30:07):
No Bush.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
No Bush's correct answer. I would love to give you
some credits of Adrianna Chechick, but she stars in movies
of titles I can't even say on the radio, So yeah,
we're not even going to. I will say a lot
of them for some reason, had the word gap in it.
I don't know why. But a lot of her credits

(30:32):
yeah yeah, and a lot of six sevens and eights,
like a whole lot of a lot of sequels. Uh, Jeff,
you know what you did. Great. We're gonna hook you
up with tickets. You are going to get some Bush
in your life, Bush and shine down next Wednesday at
the shot. Okay, all right, Jeff, you hang on one
second raps from our edition of Bush or No Bush.

(31:00):
Do you have like a wow skill where you can
do something and people are like, oh, what'scoom? I got
a small handful, two of which are on this list.
But here's the thing. Someone went online and asked, what's
your wow skill? Or more importantly, what's a wow skill

(31:23):
that's kind of easy to learn? So maybe you want
to pick up like a new little party trick, but
you're like, I don't want to spend the time learning it.
But come to find out, some of these are are
pretty easy, like number two on the list, and I've
got a small handful in my back pocket. Magic tricks,
the little bit of a little bit of effort, you

(31:43):
can learn a couple cool magic tricks.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
But does that make you annoying at a party? Here
comes Goooz, He's probably gonna do a couple of magic tricks.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
Well, I would never be that person. If you are
that person, yes, you're probably a little annoying.

Speaker 2 (31:57):
Like the guy who brings this acoustic guitar out right
at the bottom, everybody's having a great time and then
someone hauls out their acoustic guitar.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
Well, here's the thing that actually is on the list.
If you're good playing, playing and playing a guitar, they
said that there are about five chords you can learn
kind of like in a weekend, and you'll be able
to play a bunch of songs once you kind of

(32:26):
measure those and learn those four or five chords, because
it's all kind of based on that.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Okay, may I recommend too, If guitar is a little
bit too big of a bite to take for you,
try ukulele. You can learn some songs quickly on the youth.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Really, yes, okay. Also somewhat easy to learn. Lock picking,
they say if you spend a weekend, you can get
above average really at lock picking, if you spend a
weekend to do it.

Speaker 3 (32:56):
I saw somebody do one of those, like the.

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Locks that you use for your lockers, the master locks
or whatever those were.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
I saw somebody on TikTok teaching you how to if
you forget your combination, how to open your locks.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
Oh it's pretty interesting.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
Yeah, yeah, apparently, I love it.

Speaker 3 (33:16):
That's a fun trick.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Also fairly simple, apparently. Basic clothes mending and altering said
a lot of it you don't even need, like a
sewing machine. Sewing machine four.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
I need something that's getting wow somebody, though, I don't
want to be like, hey, I can sew up that
hole in your sock.

Speaker 4 (33:32):
Yeah, I'm not gonna go wow.

Speaker 1 (33:34):
Okay, how about juggling three balls?

Speaker 4 (33:39):
I can do that one.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
I can do that one to juggle, yeah I can
if I like get a good first throw.

Speaker 11 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Otherwise, Yeah, here's the thing I.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Can do, Like three tennis balls. I don't know. I
haven't tried like three bowling pins. Something that takes my turn. Yeah,
you're a little more complicated, but they say you spend
a weekend. Yeah, you'll be all right. But she if
you just want to learn how to juggle three balls,
I was surprised how easy it was, although I used
to see people doing like can I do Yeah, you can. Well,
I've already met a bunch of females who can juggle
three balls. But that's downtown Columbus.

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Sounds like a medical problem.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
That go on. Let's see also on here a simple
thing to learn, and I this one is impressive that
I've seen people do this online Microsoft Excel. Not necessarily
a party trick, but they say within a few hours
you can learn the basics of pivot tables and X
look up. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 13 (34:33):
My wife is a wizard on it.

Speaker 4 (34:35):
Really, that's what she does all day.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, Well, if you know pivot tables and X lookup,
that basically lands you in the office Excel Guru category
because most people can't even do that. But they say, again,
you spend a weekend, you're gonna be able to do that.
Also on here solving a Rubik's cube, which is really
interesting because I saw this sitting on I forgot whose

(34:57):
desk this was on the other day, but I grabbed
it and I brought it in because apparently there's a secret.
There's like five moves and if you do the same
five moves over and over, it's instantly gonna solve the room.

Speaker 3 (35:08):
No kidding, I've always wondered I could never ever do it.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I'm gonna I'm gonna look it up here while we
when we go to commercial, I'm gonna see if I
can solve this before we come back.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
Like those guys, you can do it in like ten seconds.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
That's ridiculous. They just look at it. Yeah, they do
it behind their back. Yeah, they just look at it
and they know absolutely ridiculous, And then finally on the
list in terms of wild skills that apparently are super
easy to learn. Fire eating looks impressive and dangerous, but
it's surprisingly easy to learn.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
I don't know if I want to do that.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I don't want to learn.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Yeah, aren't not just like.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Something can go sideways, real fast, real quick.

Speaker 1 (35:49):
Yeah, not something I just every time I see it, like,
just picture the roof of my mouth. All yeah, you
bit into like a pizza roll that is right out
of the microwave, and you get those bumps on the
roof of your mouth. Yeah, you're gonna stick an entire
in gorge gorged. What are you sticking in your mouth?
That's in gorged inflamed? Stick in your mouth? Anyways, you're

(36:12):
looking for a while skill. Apparently those are the ones
that are easy to learn. So I had a realization
last week, and I thought it to be kind of funny.
I don't know if anyone's going to respond to this
particular conversation or if anyone else has something like this,
because I don't want to. I'm not trying to go
dark obviously. Like in my family, there's a line of

(36:37):
addiction that runs in my family, and that happens to
a lot of families. But I want to know if
there's something in your family tree that tends to happen
to your family a lot. And my example is the
fact that probably I don't know, six or seven years ago,
my mother was going to the store and it was

(36:59):
in the in her time, and she and for they
had one of the stories, had like one of those
a frame like metal signs out front advertising whatever they
were advertising, and she tripped and fell and she busted
her face pretty good and her elbow two In fact,
I remember when I was living in Colorado at the time,

(37:21):
and she called and told me what happened. Of course,
it was upset, okay, she was having trouble eating. I
went online and I ordered an extended fork that extended
out to about six feet so she didn't have to
pick her move her elbow. What was the gift I
got her recovery gift was the extended fork. And then
about six weeks ago, two months ago, my sister in

(37:43):
Detroit tripped and fell over a curb, busted her face up.
Her two front teeth were loose. In fact, I'm pretty
sure she has to go get them taken out and
get like the permanent implants which she's gonna get. And
then last week, while walking up to the t box,
I tripped over one of the steps. Thankfully golf courses

(38:04):
are covered in grass, and I just face planted and tripped,
oh damn, right into the tea box. Like apparently, tripping
and falling face first runs in my family. So I
want to know, is there anything that kind of runs
in your family?

Speaker 12 (38:21):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I don't know what any another example would be, but
something that seems to happen to you and all of
your siblings, something that happened to your your grandfather, your father,
and now you eight to one ninety ninety seven of
if you can think of one, we'll see you, guys,
both contemplating, can you think of something? And again, I'm
not trying to go dark here. I'm not trying to

(38:44):
talk like talk about an addiction runs on my family.
That's not where I'm going. Just something silly, that's just silly. Yeah,
something silly that seems to happen to your family a lot.

Speaker 4 (38:54):
I know my wife and her mom seemed to fall
down a lot or hurt themselves.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
I don't know, they're just clumsy.

Speaker 4 (39:01):
It's not even that. Sometimes I think it's just bad luck. Well,
you remember my wife at Sonic Temple, she had the
skid fall on her ankle and sprain her ankle. She
missed the whole damn weekend.

Speaker 13 (39:12):
Yeah, first day.

Speaker 3 (39:13):
Of your Aruba trip.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
She slipped and broke her risks rissed right, you know,
And her mom's done that a couple of times.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
That actually would be a good one, like you, you
would for some reason, the lineage always have travel problems.
We all, no matter where, we always seem to have
travel problems. That would be something that would kind.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
Of run in your family, I would say.

Speaker 2 (39:32):
On my mom's side of the family, my grandfather was
a jazz drummer, I mean a famous jazz drummer in
New Orleans. And my grandmother, my mom's mom, it's a
famous singer. She sang on the radio NBC Radio Network,
she's sang they on WBNS here in town. They used
to do live shows back in the thirties and forties,

(39:53):
and my grandmother was a decently successful singer.

Speaker 1 (39:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
My mom then was a performer.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
She was a dancer, and she did a lot of
productions here in Columbus, some stuff in New Orleans, New York,
et cetera. She had some decent amount of success before
she got married. So and then me, I'm on the radio.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
So I feel like there is a line of people
desperate to be on the stage.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
There's an entertainment bug that runs in the family. You
can totally see that. Blitz, good morning. Who's this?

Speaker 14 (40:24):
That's scam ken ken kam ram cam all right?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
Cam uh? What is something that kind of seems silly
wise that runs through your family?

Speaker 15 (40:36):
In my personal experience or opinion, my family has I
called the y apperdeine where my grandfather.

Speaker 14 (40:44):
My mother, and my brother tend to talk a lot,
just a chat. Like I'll be coming home from work
and my mother would call me just to talk and
she would talk more at me than like to.

Speaker 15 (40:59):
Me, like forty minutes straight.

Speaker 5 (41:02):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (41:04):
My brother will do the same.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
And it's easier my brother because my brother will talk
to me instead of just like dumping on me about
his day.

Speaker 14 (41:11):
He'll try and like, you know, ask me about things
that are going on with me.

Speaker 15 (41:14):
But it's the effigy the.

Speaker 1 (41:17):
You know his families, they talk, They talk loud, Yeah,
just talk and talk and talk I don't know if
i'd make it in that family. I'm not very good
at small talk.

Speaker 3 (41:26):
Yeah, but that's when you rely on them to just do.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
They'll take care of it for you.

Speaker 11 (41:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
Just sit there and put the phone on you let
them go. Yeah, all right, Cam, I appreciate the call man,
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Ken texted in that all the females in his family
got pregnant at sixteen.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
So that's something that definitely runs in the family. Two
four sixty one says short term memory fourth generation here.

Speaker 2 (41:54):
Oh, okay, memory or memory loss.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
Wow, I'll tell you what I short term memory. I
totally get that. I mean, I've shared the fact that
Nora calls me goldfish because I don't. I can't remember
a thing. It's awful. Let's see Doug bad teeth. Long
line of people doing their own dental work. Yeah, you
probably shouldn't do your own dental work, are you?

Speaker 4 (42:18):
He jacked up his tooth doing that. Doug did his.

Speaker 1 (42:21):
Own dental work. Yes, why why are you doing well?

Speaker 3 (42:24):
It is expensive, I guess if you can do it
on your ownness.

Speaker 6 (42:27):
But yeah, that was on my mom's side of the family.
Young disease just hereditary man. My grandfather had false teeth
before he was forty years old.

Speaker 1 (42:37):
Yeah, six three three two. My family has a tendency
to lose fingers who thankfully pretty good at getting them reattached,
but not looking forward to that. Oh, Ashley, So Ashley,
are you just going day by day just waiting to
lose a digit? And are you like more cautious around

(42:59):
sharp objects like you remember? Remember the old paper cutter
back in school shitt had that had that small machete
at the end of it and you had to make
your run your fingers. No, what what a thing to
have in your family, knowing that pretty much every generation
someone has lost a fan.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
House to walk around with.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Right, yeah, your hands steel gloves us eight hundred eight
two one ninety nine seven. Oh is there something that
just tends to run in your family outside of the
addiction or the cancer runs in families?

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I get it.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
There's silly little things that run in your family. Eight
hund ninety seven. Oh, it's ninety nine seven the blitz.
This past weekend my golfing, I was walking up to
one of the t boxes and I tripped over a
step and I face planned it. Thankfully it was all grass,
but it got me thinking because about two months ago,
maybe three months ago now, my sister in Detroit tripped
and fell and busted her face. And it was about
seven years ago my mom did the same thing and

(44:00):
blusted her face pretty good. Like tripping and falling on
her face just all of a sudden, seems to run
in the family. So I wanted to know, what's something
kind of silly that runs in your family? And the
text are rolling in. Ena says, we're all workaholics, type
A extroverts who are loud and don't know a stranger,
not a single wall flower in the family. And that

(44:21):
includes the kids. Oh, that's got to be a loud household,
just everyone being type A extroverts all over the place.
I'm sorry, that was Caitlin.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
Yeah, Aena says she and something in her family is
they call it vulcan mode. It's whenever there's an emergency
like a car accident, someone needs to go to the er.
No emotion, just pure logic kicks in. After the situation
is handled, then the emotions come out. Okay, absolutely, I
hope you have a lot of first responders.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
You get things done for sure. Bled's good morning, Hi,
who's this Hey?

Speaker 3 (44:57):
This is Matt.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Matt. All right, Matt, what's what's doing this morning?

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Good?

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Good? What's something that kind of runs open? Yes, all right,
hey you're you're my birthday twin. I realized that did.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
I say happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (45:11):
We are not going anyway, so we spent enough time
talking about this. Sorry, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 15 (45:19):
I come from a long line of bathroom humor in
the family.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Okay, everyone in your family makes poop jokes.

Speaker 5 (45:27):
Yeah, and also, like de Court, my grandmother used to
have a little like old timey sign over the comode
that said we aimed to please you aim to please.
My parents had a little sign that had two geese
and a bird bath that said a goose in the
shower is good, clean fun.

Speaker 1 (45:47):
Oh, I can tell you for a fact it is.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
I had heard the Michigan toilet paper, and I took
a sign from work and said mask required.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Well, Matt, I really appreciate the calling. Man. I hope
you have a great Tuesday. Let's see nine five seven
seven we all went to jail. Okay, that's something to uh,
that's something to run in the family. Let's see who
else here? Uh, Tammy is a family full of a holes.
Considered genetically inherited. It's genetically inherited.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
But if it's a trend that runs through the family,
I like it.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
I like that answer.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
Uh, let's see. Shy says, I'm third generation of school
bus drivers. My grandmother was a school bus driver. My
mother was a school bus driver. Both drove over fifteen years.
My mom actually trained me to get my CD CDL.

Speaker 3 (46:40):
Okay, that's great.

Speaker 12 (46:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:43):
Similar, Randy says, I love my wife and daughter, but
I've seen them trip over nothing just standing still.

Speaker 4 (46:49):
That's a thing.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Huh, that is the thing. Someone else said my family
and I can trip over air.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
So it's just clumsy clumsy.

Speaker 1 (46:55):
I think it would just be I think it would
just be flat out clumsy. Yeah. Uh, here's an interesting one.
Nine zero sixty six. This is an interesting thing to
have running your family. Final fusion of the neck. My
grandfather on my dad's side had nexcusion of the nineties.
I had mine in twenty sixteen. My dad's youngest daughter's
sister had hers a month after me.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
She genetic issue with the spine. That's crazy, I guess.

Speaker 1 (47:19):
So that's really unfortunate. Blitz, good morning, Hi, who's this Hey?

Speaker 15 (47:24):
Good morning? It's at him, Adam.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
What's what's the something that kind of runs in your family?

Speaker 15 (47:28):
Okay, for my entire family, every family member. Anytime we're
on the phone with each other and someone says I
gotta go, I gotta go do something, we instantaneously hang
up and say, okay, goodbye. Instantly I gotta go.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Okai gomebye. Click.

Speaker 15 (47:47):
But my kids do it, my mother, my father, everyone,
we don't hang on the.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Bunnel, right. I can say I have known some people
where it's like, all right, so hope everything as well.
I'm gonna get going. So let me tell you real quick,
and it's like, wait a minute, all right, No, I
just said to say, sir, I'm very good. Let's end

(48:15):
on five six sixty six.

Speaker 16 (48:17):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
In laws all have I B S. But not just them.
Everyone they're married to also has my Oh, let's just
say the family events. Uh, someone is always rushing to
the room. Genetic. I don't know. I guess it could be.

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Also, marry people who sounds like you can sense it
in other people and you're attracted to it.

Speaker 6 (48:45):
A match.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
He's a match, Like is it kind of like a dog?
You walk up behind him and you're like IBS. Yeah,
let's we pay well, we should definitely, uh? Or do
you specifically search out someone else with it so they
kind of know what you're going through, the struggles of
living with something like that, dustrial intestinal.

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Issues another new dating app for you?

Speaker 11 (49:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Yeah, what would that be?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I feel like you got to search out somebody who
doesn't have it so that you're not competing for bathroom time. Literally,
I'm not going downstairs to go to the bathroom all
the time.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
You at least have to have enough income for a
two bathroom house.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
Yeah, and then you have somebody who has compassion because
you both are in the same situation.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Compassion poopers dot com right there, it is there, it
is I b S. I think that'd be a that's
a that's a good website.

Speaker 3 (49:41):
How about ib and.

Speaker 1 (49:44):
That's not like it?

Speaker 13 (49:51):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Two construction workers installing storm drains and piping underground in
Sunbury were rest after a trench collapsed on them. It
happened at a site on Millstone Drive at about one
thirty pm yesterday. When first responders arrived, they say one
person was buried up to their waist, another buried up
to their neck, and then a third worker was digging
them out with a bucket like furiously just digging these

(50:17):
guys out. One the guy up to his waist was
removed fairly quickly. It took about two hours to get
the second victim out, and then all three workers were
taken in the hospital with some minor injuries.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
The site is shut down for the rest of the week.

Speaker 2 (50:29):
East Coast storms are impacting a million's flash flood warnings
went out yesterday for parts of New York City, New Jersey,
where things got so bad that New Jersey's Governor PHILM.
Murphy declared a state of emergency, and then the storm
system sent floodwaters rushing through New York subway stations, which
is always wild. There were mass transit nightmares, flights into
and out of the region saw delays, and then in Texas,

(50:52):
rain is hampering recovery efforts in this flood. The flood
ravaged area of Texas Hill Country search and rescue put
on hold yesterday after a storm system brought more dangerous
conditions to central Texas, where over one hundred and sixty
people are still missing after July fourth flood's claim.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Some of one hundred and thirty lives all right.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Opening arguments began this morning in the trial of a
Colorado dentist accused of killing his wife by poisoning her
protein shakes and then later trying to pay someone to
kill the lead investigator in the case, forty seven year
old James Craig, again a dentist. This man's a professional,
went through a lot of schooling to get where he was.

(51:33):
He somehow got a hold of some cyanide and also
used the over the counter eye drops where the tetra
hydrosolene inside can poison you to death. Yeah, and slowly
was like putting this in her protein shakes. Now, she
ended up. Her name's Angela Craig. She ended up in

(51:57):
the emergency room several.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Times before he died. She's six kids with this guy,
all right.

Speaker 2 (52:04):
Anyway, he apparently and this is all on surveillance where
she was so mad at him because she's like, why
are you telling the hospital staff that I'm trying that
I'm suicidal.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
I'm not suicidal, wiry.

Speaker 2 (52:16):
So he's trying to set the stage for her eventual
death and claim it was suicide. Anyway, he ends up
arrested after she dies. There's a lot of Google search
evidence against him, like how to make a murder look
like a heart attack? And is arsenic detectable in an autopsy?
All right, so they know right off this guy's guilty
or at least allegedly.

Speaker 4 (52:37):
Oh was he smart enough to become a dentist? No,
as an idiot?

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Well more importantly, like to go through all this work
to try and what did she do?

Speaker 2 (52:45):
I'm right, I know she gave you six children.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I'll tell you that then.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Anyway, so he gets thrown in jail after he gets
arrested charge with murder. So he tries to pay a
fellow inmate twenty grand to kill the lead investigator in
the case.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
But now, okay, this is another prisoner, I mean they
are They're like, well, I mean, it'd probably be easy
to say you can't trust to believe this guy. But
a fellow prisoner is claiming, yeah, this guy offered me
twenty grand to figure out a way to kill the
lead investigator in the case. So this is gonna be
an interesting case twists and turns. But yeah, no doubt
he is.

Speaker 1 (53:24):
Well.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Part of Colorado is just from this. He was in Denver, Yeah,
Denver suburb.

Speaker 4 (53:27):
Yeah, now you got six kids with no parents?

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Right, Okay, Well I'm cool with the dad not be
in the picture.

Speaker 1 (53:33):
But yeah, oh gosh, how do you how does it
build up to something like this where you're gonna go
buy cyanide? And how again, how can you be so
smart to become a dentist but not know that? Hey?
Google history, yeah, google search history.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Big show coming to Cincinnati a week from Friday. The
Offspring is gonna be with Jimmy World and Newfound Glory,
and we have got tickets. Hereston's on the phone. Hi, Kirson,
how are you wonderful? Well, we would love to send
you to Cincinnati to check out this show. I told
this story earlier this morning, that I was already kind

(54:14):
of awake and tossing and turning, and out of nowhere
we heard a big crash, broken glass downstairs, and I
grabbed my bat. Nora dialed nine to one one and
had it ready to hit send, And as it turned out,
a picture fell off the wall and shattered glass everywhere.
But I happened to be a picture that she made
with some notes that I wrote her when I proposed,

(54:38):
and it kind of brought up the memory that one
of the things I was gonna do for the proposal
is get a cameo from the NFL player that she
had a little fling with before we ever met, and
I was gonna have him do their proposal for me,
except he wanted six hundred dollars for a cameo.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Really, yes, did you where? You're like, dude, we're Eskimo brothers.
Don't I get a deal?

Speaker 1 (55:04):
That's what I was gonna. I tried to message him.
I tried. I tried to call the Chargers and they
wouldn't take any They don't take phone calls. You can't
just call an NFL team, surprisingly then do I'm just
taking the phone calls. But it brought up a game
I've played before, and it's cameo price is right. So
here's the deal, Kirsten. I'm gonna give you two names,

(55:24):
and you have to tell me who you think costs
more to get a cameo from. Okay, all right, kus,
and here we go. Speaking of the NFL, We'll start
with this. Brett farv or Ray Lewis, both huge former
NFL stars. Who is more expensive on cameo? Brett Favre

(55:46):
or ray Lewis.

Speaker 15 (55:52):
I would probably say.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Lewis ray Lewis, definitely.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
I think I think a murder wrap will hurt your cameo.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Right, you're right.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
Brett fav is three hundred dollars. Ray Lewis is one
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (56:09):
I didn't think it'd be that different.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Yeah, all right, let's try again here soon, here we go.
Vanilla ice or iced tea? Who is more expensive? On cameo?
Vanilla ice or iced tea?

Speaker 15 (56:24):
Sure know ice sea he's from Law and Order.

Speaker 7 (56:30):
Iced tea is on law or Yes, yes, there's no
ice ice ice baby correct vanilla.

Speaker 1 (56:37):
The iced tea, iced tea?

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Final answer, yeah, iced tea?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
Yeah, ice say more expensive? Six hundred dollars for iced tea,
three hundred and ninety nine dollars for vanilla.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
Ice and pay that for really that's a lot.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Yeah, it's true. Although he's still rich. He's got so
much real estate. He went into real estate and it's
just ridiculous, like home repairs and things like that.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
Right, here we go. Let's try. Let's try this one.
Kevin O'Leary. He's the short, bald guy from Shark Tank
Kevin O'Leary, what do they call him, Mister Wonderful or
something like that, mister mister he's got a nickname. I
can't remember what it is anyways. Kevin o leary from
Shark Tank or Chuck Norris who is more expensive on
Shark Tank? Who's more more expensive on cameo? I'm camy,

(57:30):
I'm sorry, I'm not a check on cameo. Kevin O'Leary
from Shark Tank or Chuck Norris? Who's more expensive on cameo?
Give me a guest.

Speaker 15 (57:44):
Norris, Chuck Norris?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Say Chuck Norris. I would think Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris
is four hundred and fifty bucks for a cameo, which
is interesting because he will actually reach through the phone
and smack you. That's how what Chuck Norris is. Kevin
O'Leary fifteen hundred dollars.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
Co Oh, he just doesn't want to do the right
think yeah, yeah, or if you really want him that bad,
he'll do it all right.

Speaker 1 (58:09):
Let's try one more. Here here we go, h classic
rock rocker Ted Nugent or from our NFL superstar Michael Irving,
who is more expensive on cameo? Ted Nugent the nuge

(58:29):
or Michael Irving.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
The playmaker three Super Bowl rings.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
I'm gonna say, Michael Irving Michael Herman is a great answer. Yeah,
five hundred dollars for Michael Irving Ted Nugent four hundred dollars.
That seems that seems a bit much. I'm not I'm
not paying that much for for either one, for either
one of them. You're right. You know what, Kirsten. You
did good enough. We'll get your tickets for the office

(58:57):
next Friday in Cincinnati. You're gonna be there. I say,
you make a weekend of it and go down and
enjoy and have a good time. Okay, yes, well, yeah,
there you go. You hang out one second, we'll get
you hooked up.

Speaker 10 (59:11):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (59:19):
Not that I came this close, but I have had
a scenario like this, but this was in the mountains
of Colorado, not in New York City where this man is.
I'm sorry, wait, I'm gonna save that story for a second.
Hold on, I want to get back to this for
a story first, This story in Oklahoma where a sad story.
Actually there is a farmer who was at a live

(59:41):
stock auction and ended up purchasing two water buffaloes. I'm
not exactly sure what the the the water buffaloes were
being used for. I don't know why you would buy
water buffaloes. Do do you do you eat water buffalo?

(01:00:03):
Do you raise them and kill them?

Speaker 4 (01:00:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
I don't know, but I didn't know they could. I
didn't know they could. Can they like breathe underwater? They
have gills or something? Because there's a video out there
and it come pops up all the time with this
water buffalo's under the water. It looks like a giant
fish is coming out from under this grass and it's
a friggin water buffalo.

Speaker 2 (01:00:22):
Is it just to have exotic animals that you're farmed?

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
I could be a too. Can we go back to
the fact that Thick just asked if water buffaloes have gills?

Speaker 3 (01:00:30):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
He's under the water for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
Okay, you don't know if water buffaloes have gills.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
I have no idea. I don't even know what. I
don't even know if I've ever seen a water buffalo
outside of that video.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
All right, well, I can tell you for a fact.
Water buffalos do not have gills.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
What okay, they just hold their breath a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah, okay, defos don't have gills.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
I didn't know. Man, is it called a water buffalo?

Speaker 1 (01:00:55):
I don't know why it's called the water buffo. Anyways,
this poor gentleman was out of livestock auction, bought himself
a couple of water buffaloes, and the day later, out
in the field, he is killed by two water buffalos.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Yes. Unfortunately. Police were called to the farm in Jones, Oklahoma,
about twenty miles northeast of Oklahoma City, on Friday about
eight thirty five when they found well, they they know
he was there, but they couldn't get to him because
the water buffaloes were so aggressive. They actually had to
put down the water buffaloes just to get to the

(01:01:30):
man's body. Dang again, what he was doing in the
field with the water buffaloes. I am uncertain what agitated
the water buffaloes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
They are still uncertain, but yeah, somebody was messing with
their gills. I think, yeah, that's what was going on.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Well, you're not supposed to do to a water buffalo
is walk up to their gills and go wiggle wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,
wiggle wiggle.

Speaker 6 (01:01:54):
Wagner said, they use water buffalo make fresh mozzarella cheese.

Speaker 4 (01:01:59):
What I'm telling you what Wagner.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Said, There's no way. So anyways, Yes, it's very unfortunate
this man, just a day after purchasing water buffaloes u
the tragic accident and he is no longer with us. Okay,
second story taking us out to New York City where
a man has given us probably one of the greatest
news interviews of all time because he had a face

(01:02:24):
to face encounter with a large cat and from the
ring doorbell footage, it looks like, at minimum, it looks
like a mountain lion.

Speaker 4 (01:02:33):
It's gotta be a mountain lion.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
And I would even go as far as it's almost
the size of like a tiger. Like this is a
very large cat walking down the street in New York.
And then the news caught up with this man. Here's
what he had to tell the news.

Speaker 4 (01:02:48):
I heard raw.

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
I felt that Rau.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
I knew to keep it pushing.

Speaker 8 (01:02:52):
I know that.

Speaker 16 (01:02:53):
I thought, I see the people who are ob to
see some bay just walking just right over here, right
way right over here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:59):
I swear, I promised right over there. They just itw
I just I just cut walking.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
I've seen it, seen me see it in my head.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
I'm like, no, I gotta go.

Speaker 16 (01:03:08):
Man, I'm out about like this big it was, it was,
it was, it was just walking, slithering like it was.
I don't know, man, I keep this bad right here.
I'm gonna keep this bad right here. Man. That's okay,
I'm gonna protect this. I ain't gonna let nothing happen
to us nothing. Okay, they ain't find it last night.
It's still out here. It could be all heard one
of these bushes or something, you know them mountain like wow,

(01:03:29):
they crawling, little serious.

Speaker 4 (01:03:33):
I don't play with lions.

Speaker 16 (01:03:34):
I don't play with tigers, bears, with the Wold, I don't.

Speaker 13 (01:03:37):
Play with those.

Speaker 17 (01:03:39):
I promise you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:39):
I don't even do roller coasters.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
I'm good when they hang out with that guy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
I don't even do roller coasters.

Speaker 4 (01:03:51):
I love what he said.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
I've seen it, seen me see it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
I sagn it, saw me see it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
Absolutely one of uh, the greatest news interviews all the time.
It takes me back about, oh my god, what was
it Ten years ago? There was a young lady who
was interviewed by the news after there was an apartment
fire where she lived. See if you remember this one.

Speaker 17 (01:04:12):
Well, I woke up to go give me a cold pop.
Then I call somebody who.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
Was Bobby cooling.

Speaker 13 (01:04:18):
I said, oh, Lord Jesus is afart.

Speaker 17 (01:04:21):
Then I ran out. I didn't grab no shoes and
none Jesus a raying for my life. And then the
smoke got me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
I got brun guidness, ain't nobody got time for it.
And Charlie always go, I gotta get me a cold pop.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
From that interview, man, I don't know Between those two,
I don't know which is the better news interview.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
What about the dude that found the Cleveland gals? Remember
that guy?

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
Oh my gosh, yeah, the three the three girls that
had been.

Speaker 1 (01:04:56):
That were captain Yes, oh that yeah, that was a
crazy one too. For Lord Jesus, it's a farm.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
I was like, yeah. But but then there was Castle Linda.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
My free came from.

Speaker 17 (01:05:08):
She said, well, I was on the phone cooking me
and my baby for breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
Then she said, hey, something wrong is popular? She said
what she said? Yeah, I said no, So the girl
come downstairs.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
She come out her apartment with her baby with no
shoes on.

Speaker 4 (01:05:21):
I said, oh, girls, call outside.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
She said something ain't right. I said, oh man, She said, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Man, the building is own fire.

Speaker 1 (01:05:30):
I said, no, no, what I got my three kids
and we bounced out. We ain't gonna be in no fire.

Speaker 13 (01:05:36):
Not the good day.

Speaker 4 (01:05:39):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
The guy in Cleveland was the one who did that
dead giveaway. They remixed it to that dead giveaway giveaway.

Speaker 11 (01:05:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
If you see yourself a mountain lion, you see yourself
a mountain lyon, definitely avoid it. Uh that's rule number
two in life. If you see a mountain lion, do
everything you can do avoid it. Real number one in life.
Don't tickle a water buffalo's gills. Yes, tonight I had
seven the blitz. I saw an article last week that

(01:06:17):
talked about gen zers and and uh yeah, gene years
that lying on their on their resume, and it brought
up a memory of about I don't know, ten years
ago or so, and the girl I was dating at
the time was in college for her master's degree. I

(01:06:39):
was working radio, but I got laid off and I
was kind of looking at things outside of radio, and
so I was getting my resume together. But her being
kind of more in the in the in the professional field,
if you will, and she was getting her master's in marketing.
I said, will you help me with my resume because
all I had was a radio resume, which they're pretty
one sided, half a sheet.

Speaker 4 (01:07:00):
It's really just a demo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
Yeah, this is these are the stations I worked at.
Because if you're in radio, you know what the promotions
director does, you know what the morning show. I don't
have to list my skills.

Speaker 17 (01:07:12):
You.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
Right, exactly, you can't really li on that.

Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
But here's the thing. I have gone to three let's
call it three and a half schools. When I graduated
high school, I went to a community college because my
grades were so poor in high school. That was the
only school I was getting into. And after doing a
year a community college, I ended up getting I get
into a college in Travers City, Michigan, which is where

(01:07:37):
I went for a year. But I failed so miserably
out of that I had to leave. And that's when
I started getting into radio. I got my internship and
then they have what's here at the Ohio School of Broadcasting. Here,
we've got one in Detroit that was very famous called
specks Howard so I went to a radio school for
a year and that's when I started my career. And
then I don't know, maybe fifteen years ago, I did

(01:07:59):
an online course through uf M and got a Michigan
certificate for a business class that I took through to Michigan.
On my resume, I put a bachelor's degree. She got
so mad at me for lying on my resume. I
can't believe you would do this. It's an insult to
everyone who'd get you know, who gets their bachelor's degree.

(01:08:21):
I was like, everyone lies on their resume. Everyone has
fibbed a little bit on their resume. And as it
turns out, most people do the four biggest things. Number
one faking educational qualifications right off the bat. Sometimes they
lie about the school they attended. I never lied about
school I attended. I just lied about how much schooling

(01:08:42):
I technically did. Inflating work experience, are you adding some
years on to where you worked or what you did
at that work or we at that job and patting
your experience there? Uh concealing criminal history or trying to
conceal criminal history and then claiming knowledge or skills you

(01:09:02):
don't possess. Again, I would think that would be fairly
common as well, if you're trying to get the foot
in the door. So I want to know if you
lied on your resume or what did you what did
you fil about? What are you pointing out their.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
Thick Do you want to play the guy?

Speaker 1 (01:09:18):
Oh you got the guy? Yeah? Okay, yes, the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:20):
So it was on tiktoky. Not one word on my
resume is true.

Speaker 18 (01:09:25):
And I'm killing these interviews because I'm just Johnny ham
checking my way through everything. I googled a few terms
and I'm just throwing them out there. I was like, yeah,
I exceeded ot S by twenty five percent retaining customer growth.
I had one guy I said, I worked a sales
development representative at Prime seven real Estate. And he took
one look at my resume and he goes, Ime Seven's
a really good company.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
I made it up. It's not even real. That's how
stupid these people are. And you go, oh, I don't
get it. I have a good resume.

Speaker 1 (01:09:50):
I'm losing to people.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
You're losing to people like me who are making it up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:55):
I mean, he's not wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:09:56):
That's that's a good company and it doesn't exist.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
To Johnny hamcheck you guys know who Johnny Hamcheck is.
You've got to watch some of his videos. He's local
to Columbus.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Oh is he really?

Speaker 5 (01:10:07):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
And he goes around to like work work sites and
actually he belongs. He's like, yeah, he'll say, hey, Steve
BALBONI sent me here to with the six and a
half something or others, and yeah, they led him into these.
He's just like kind of like seeing how far he
can get on job sites or in other situations with

(01:10:30):
different people's names, and even it's really funny.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
So he's in the whole thing is just to put on.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
So I can see how that any HR managers out
there that deal with, you know, people lying on their resume.
I mean it's all about it's all about those those
keywords customer retention. Yeah, and I was fifteen percent over
my sales growth quota. Right, It's all about what you
can you know, how you can grab the attention. But

(01:10:56):
you know, we've talked about this before. So many companies
are just shoveling resumes through AI now, and they're letting
AI pick who actually gets the in person interviews.

Speaker 6 (01:11:05):
And I bet AI can quickly, very quickly find out
if you're lying I mean your AI just put your inform.
You put that information AI, and AI can round up
all the information to confirm everything on your resume in seconds,
do you think?

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
But how do you think it does that? What if
you put a reference down, Oh, you said.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
You had a bachelor's degree right from what whatever school?
And you had your names on your resume AI, in seconds,
we'll see if you got your degree from that sh.

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
Yeah, I guess they could find that. You know, I
would love to I would love to do find the
nicest person in Columbus, Like I want I want to
call your working with her? No no, no, no no.
I want to call a random number and tell them
that I was rushed in an interview for a for

(01:11:54):
a reference, and I put their number down to see
if they would pretend to be my reference. And see
if some stranger would actually take a call from an
HR director and be like, oh, yeah, they worked for
me for five years. Would anybody be willing to lie

(01:12:16):
for someone on their resume? That that's another I bet
that's another popular lie. Have you put down a friend
a definitely see that happen and have them call your
friend pretending to be your your old supervisor Oh, yeah,
that's a good idea. Actually, that would that would I
think that would totally work. Has someone done that? Eight
ninety nine seven. Oh, I would love to know if

(01:12:38):
someone did that or the lie you told on your
resume ninet nine seven The Blitz, Well, this article states
that a large percentage of people are actually fibbing on
their resume and have been for It's been going on
forever trying to get that little leg up, especially nowadays
things being so tough in the workforce. Uh two four
zero three says I've heard about people putting businesses that

(01:12:59):
are no longer around on their resumes, example, like I
was a store manager at Circuit City.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Yes, that's that's kind of a good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
I think you can't check it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
I ran Damon's a place for ribs. You know they're gone.
What are you gonna do?

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Niggy says, my bestie is an HR recruiter and I
ran my resume through her. She tweaked it for me,
and I've also used her as my quote unquote boss before. Absolutely,
I wanted to thank Jeff, and I also want to
think where with two two Let's see I'm sorry eight
eight four seven Patrick Jeff and Patrick both textan and said,

(01:13:37):
I got you, Goose. They would be my resume, they
would be my personal references and live for me. So
thank you, thank you very much that I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:45):
That's a really good one.

Speaker 6 (01:13:46):
And I also I completely understand trying to hide any
criminal pass That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
I mean, you know, give a day run of background check, right, not.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Every place, not every everyone does, but I mean, if
we're gonna be like like a country of second chances, like,
come on, I shouldn't completely eliminate you from working in
the job for us.

Speaker 4 (01:14:07):
But you know, it's that whole stigma.

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Yeah, absolutely, five nine five six says I have one
hundred percent both lied and had someone live for.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Me on my resume, like a reference call or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
Yep, yep, Cheryl, I totally get this, She says. The
ones who suffer are those of us who have to
work with those unqualified liars once they get hired. So true, Yeah,
there is the downside of that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:34):
I don't know how to create a spreadsheet, great.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. When they started asking the basic questions
right off the bat, and you're like, wait a minute,
Dominic says, see, I'm out here being honest with my resume,
and people out here just lie in.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
What the f I think it does In the long run,
it makes you make it easier on yourself. You can
tell the truth because you know then you're not expected
to do stuff you don't know how to do.

Speaker 3 (01:14:56):
But if you get desperate, you gotta juice it up
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
You do have I'm God, don't tell mom the babysitters dead.
I mean, look what that was. That was so great? Yeah,
I mean she's given work to other people. She's delegating.
You made no idea how to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:13):
Yeah, just got a fake it. You make it sometimes
I know there's anything wrong with that.

Speaker 13 (01:15:17):
And now there's three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:15:22):
A teenage girl was arrested on multiple charges when she
reportedly fought with police following uh melee at the Trumbull
County fair where she punched an officer's horse. It happened
on Sunday night at the Trumble County Fairgrounds. Police called
it the fairgrounds after a fight broke out, but by
the time they arrived, the fight had ended, but a
group of juveniles reportedly refused to leave and starts yelling

(01:15:44):
being verbally abusive physically resisting officers.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
So one of the officers used.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Her horse to try to push the crowd out of
the fair grounds. Team ager apparently turned around, swung her
purse at the officer, and the horse punched the horse
in the net, shoulder and chest.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
That girl was arrested and charged.

Speaker 4 (01:16:04):
Took the heck.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Yeah, a teenager was killed after he was sucked into
a meat grinder a rose at burrito factory in California
on Sunday.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Why oh gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
A nineteen year old sanitation employee at Tina's Burritos. It
was a food processing plant in Vernon, California, was cleaning
the meat grinder during an after hour sanitation shift. Somehow
this meat grinder became activated sucked him inside. This happened
about nine thirty at night. Started yelling for help. Other

(01:16:37):
workers were trying to turn off the machine but could
not do it. Shortly after, authorities i've seen found the
nineteen year old dead inside.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
There was a story last week of some guy I
overseas somewhere, ran onto the tarmac at the airport and
got sucked into the turbine engines. Yes, some people are
saying he out there or he intentionally did it, and
other people were saying it was an awful mistake. He
was chasing a plane or something, and then that's a

(01:17:07):
horrible way to go. Oh, I can't even fathom was quick.

Speaker 2 (01:17:12):
Customs officials have released photos from a seizure of roughly
fifteen hundred young tarantulas found inside plastic containers that have
been hidden in chocolate sponge cake boxes shipped to an
airport in western Germany. Customs officials found the shipment at
colognebah Airport in a package that arrived from Vietnam. But
they said it really smelled bad. It definitely did not
smell like chocolate sponge cake. So they're like, let's check

(01:17:35):
this out. Opened it up and there were fifteen hundred
young tarantulas inside plastic containers. Many of them did not
survive the trip, and of course this violates at animal
welfare rules in Germany. They did give the survivors over
to an expert handler and they was addressed was a
person they were supposed to come pick it up, so

(01:17:56):
they knew who it was. It filed charges and criminal
proceedings are underway. Why do you want fifteen.

Speaker 1 (01:18:04):
There's no what reason there is absolutely no reason whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I don't know what you're doing with those, but anyway,
those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Well, we all know TikTok trends are a thing. It
happens one person does something funny and then next thing
you know, everyone runs with it. You see people all
over the place doing it. I do enjoy the latest
trend which isn't like people physically doing something, but they
are adding a sound and it's the jet to holiday
sound that they're now adding. What nothing beats a jet

(01:18:38):
too holiday? And then people will post videos of the
like their vacation mishaps. Oh but they play the sound
nothing beats a jet too holiday, but something in the
background is going horribly awry. That's funny trend. I like
seeing those mishaps. But fashion and and and fashion trends
are definitely something that can become something famous on TikTok

(01:19:01):
that people will try. And there's a new one for women.
And apparently there is a new trend where women are
using sharpies as lipliner. Yep, they're taking sharpie and drawing
on the outside of their lips to make more shades.
Don't do this, don't do this at all. That is.

Speaker 4 (01:19:27):
I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
They make lipliner. Yeah, I know that is made for
your skin. Why would you draw on yourself with Sharpie
permanent markers?

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
I mean, I imagine the Sharpies are cheaper than the makeup.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Yeah, but you know what isn't the the help you're
gonna need to stop the burning or the redness. One
influencer said, my lips weren't burning, but I could definitely
feel my lips drying out. I wouldn't recommend doing this regularly.
I can definitely taste and smell the chemicals that are
on me.

Speaker 6 (01:19:58):
This is natural select This is straight up common sense
or lack thereof.

Speaker 1 (01:20:03):
I mean, come on. One poison Control center said, permanent markers,
including brands like sharp you contain ink that is made
from the chemical xylene two lean, and you're a thane
resin and breathing the fumes can be harmful. So if
you've got it on your lips directly below your nostrils,
you're causing yourselves some problems. Sharpie themselves say the markers

(01:20:25):
are safe when used for their initial intent. Hard work,
drawing on paper, writing on tape. If you want to
label something, don't put it around your mouth. What are
you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
That's just we're a nation of sheep, don't I'm telling
you get it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:47):
There's just a severe.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Lack of common sense.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
What do you think or why would you think that
a sharpie will do better than actual lipliner, which is available.
I just don't understand. So if you're a young lady
out there, or you have young ladies in your family,
make sure they're not doing the sharpy lipliner trend. It
is not going to end well. Ninety seven of the whips. Now,

(01:21:14):
let's see if we can learn you something. Sit up
and pay attention. Yeah, let's make it a little bit
smarter than you were when you woke up today. Little
tidbits you can take with you want to share them,
feel free to do so. Pine weevil insects place their
poop next to their eggs to keep predators away.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
Okay, I think I get that.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
I mean, like weavils, see why it would work for sure.
I'm not going near a pile of poop. I don't
care what's around it, right.

Speaker 6 (01:21:44):
I wonder how common that is for other animals though, too,
Because I mean animals use you know, they mark their territory.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
They use it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
That is true, different things, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:21:53):
Uh. The area now known as Wisconsin was spelled oh
u I co n s i n from when it
was discovered in the in the sixteen hundred. Still about
the eighteen twenties when the US government actually started spelling
it wis con s i M and it was.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
Still pronounced to Wisconsin.

Speaker 13 (01:22:13):
You don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
It's a good question. I was it was act Wisconsin
would be we o o ui is that's how you
spell we in French? Right? Yeah, so Wisconsin right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:24):
So it was probably more of a Canadian.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yeah, probably probably.

Speaker 7 (01:22:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
No one knows the origin of the name seven Up,
which was created in nineteen twenty. Didn't know where it
came from. I don't know where the name seven up
came from. Why did they name it seven up? No
one knows why it is the uncola. The only place
where the venus fly trap grows natively is within sixty

(01:22:50):
miles of willing Wilmington, North Carolina. If it's growing anywhere else,
it's because they've been transplanted there. Okay, I'm I'm so
curious to know how they know that that's the only
native area where venus fly traps grow and why there yeah. Really,
why sixty miles outside of Wilmington, North Carolina are within

(01:23:14):
sixty miles? Oh no, but he was a great DJ
in Cincinnati, DJ Venus Flytrap. Yes, I wanted to look
him up.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
Oh no, he's on WKRP in Cincinnati. Venus right, doctor Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, yeah, absolutely. And finally, in the nineteen thirties, a
brand of toilet paper called Northern Bath Tissue marketed it
itself with the slogan one hundred percent splinter free, because
that was not always the guarantee with toilet paper back then,

(01:23:52):
my god, excuse me. Wow, you you're saying before nineteen
third there was a chance be wiping my button all
of a sudden.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
Yeah, what about? That is the worst place ever to
get a splinter.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
And then you have to ask someone to get it out. Hey,
could you take these gratu treezers? Yeah, grab right, it's right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
You'll see it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
Oh and then instead they're grabbing a couple of those
butt hairs and those out.

Speaker 4 (01:24:24):
That sounds like you're getting pinched by crawldan.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
Oh man, that's not it, that's not it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Oh oh that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
So yeah, thankfully, thank you to Northern Bath Tissue for
advancing to splinter free toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:24:43):
Okay, I was I thought you were going to talk
about wiping.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
I thought that was the no, no, no, it was
about the splinter free. But yeah, I don't know anyone,
No one uses for you. I'm trying to to comprehend
four sheets of toilet paper.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Why is it so hard?

Speaker 6 (01:25:03):
I mean, you fote it twice, you gotta it's a
full size of a sheet of toilet paper, but it's
four squares thick.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Now that's even worse. Then you're only using the one sheet,
one size square.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Yeah, but man, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:25:21):
We are never shaking hands again.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Dude, I'm sorry that you still wipe like a little bull.

Speaker 3 (01:25:27):
No, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:25:28):
I don't know what size your beehole is. Mine's the
size of a penny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
Maybe a nickel.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
Okay, well, how big is a sheet of toilet paper?
Not that big. It's much bigger than a nickel. Yeah,
but I don't know what you're doing in your bathroom.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
Man, Wiping properly is what I'm doing, is exactly what
I'm doing. No skid marks in my shirt, got nothing
about bacon and eggs up and down your underwear.

Speaker 4 (01:25:57):
You don't know what you're talking about,

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