Funny Ways To Say You Have To Poop and Judging Parents - Blitz Morning 7-29-25

What is it that makes you immediately judge a person's parenting skills?
Strange new foods at the Ohio State fair
Creative ways to tell people you have to go poop
The cost and the time spent in line to buy concert merch
Columbus is getting a UFL team

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Goose Kelly and thick Rick.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
They don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Do you understand that on the plans?

Speaker 3 (00:16):
Hey, welcome to your Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (00:20):
Seek any more than it's gonna be hot in money
again today?

Speaker 5 (00:23):
So over it.

Speaker 6 (00:24):
Everything is down everything.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Hey, I'm driving to work in every every you know,
sixty seconds or so. I have to turn on my
windshield wipers just for whatever weird do ye is in
the air.

Speaker 6 (00:40):
It is so thick out there.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
Thick and it's been that way for.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
All summer.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Two more days all it's like everything is just constantly soaked.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Yeah, with just a with a with a wet film.

Speaker 6 (00:58):
Yeah, two more days than we have August, right exactly.
Not out of the woods. Maybe you have a break here.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
Yeah, I just saw highs in the seventies several days.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
Well, I surely hope so a little bit of a
reprieve because yeah, just everything is.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
I took the dog out yesterday and it made me mad,
like I was mad.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Yeah, I believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:21):
It's just oppress it. You can't breathe, you can't. It's
like gross out there.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
Yep, high of ninety one again today, hot muggy, you
know after and you would figure like like last night
about eight thirty. Those storms are rolling in, nasty storms. Yeah,
that it would just kind of like break and we would,
you know, it would, it would take away the humidity.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
But no, it just lingers.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
It gives it more power, right, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
So oh yeah, be prepared another hot end, muggy day.
How are you today, Kelly?

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Pretty well? Yeah, I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Complain, right except for yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:57):
Yeah, just yeah, except for the all complaining of right,
everything else is.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
Great, not bad, not bad.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
It was a lazy day yesterday, didn't do much. Today
is going to be a golf day. So that's nice.

Speaker 6 (02:13):
That's going to be interesting. It's gonna be Yeah, do
you have to put a different kind of spin on
the ball.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Well, the ball doesn't go as far because the because
the air is thicker, so it definitely holds on to
the slows the ball down. But and it'll be fine.
Hydrate water a little bit extra, captain. You know, you
just just make sure.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
You stay hydrated and you're fine. You're fine.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
How are you thick? I'm good. I'm starting to get excited. Four.

Speaker 7 (02:41):
Well, we got what two days until the Hall of
Fame game up? And can that's your Lions are playing
Lions are playing, yeah against what the Chargers. Oh god,
I think hardball should be banned from the state at
this point.

Speaker 5 (02:53):
But he'll have to come in for that game, Yes
he will. So.

Speaker 7 (02:56):
And then we got thirty two days until LSU Texas
kick off, and you got with Michigan's playing New New Mexico.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
I think we first game, first game, both play.

Speaker 7 (03:06):
Yeah, and then forty days till uh, well, thirty seven
days till the NFL season kicks off.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Forty days till the full opening sun.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
So you're just count all down all the days.

Speaker 8 (03:14):
Man.

Speaker 7 (03:15):
You know, I'm prepping for fantasy football leagues.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
And yeah, I'm excited for you when you do your draft.
Oh it'll be about a month.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Oh okay, somewhere within a week before the season starts.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
Okay, And yeah, you got do you do like the
big sit down with the board and everyone puts their
players up on the board.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
We used to it was it was great and I
miss it, but then COVID changed all that, and now
everybody sits at home on their damn computer.

Speaker 9 (03:39):
All right.

Speaker 4 (03:39):
Well, I mean I know that I've seen there are
lots of places that do you can book a free room.

Speaker 7 (03:43):
Oh, I know, I would do it at my house.
I used to grill steaks and you know it was great.
But nobody wants to leave their damn house.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Anymore, losers.

Speaker 7 (03:50):
Yeah, all because of COVID started everything.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Oh I'm sorry. Well, but still I'm thrilled about playing.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yes, and I'm very excited for football to return for sure.
Well it's a Tuesday. Let's get going, lots to do,
lots to talk about. Blitz Morning Trivia Thick.

Speaker 7 (04:05):
Let's go all right, twenty five bucks up for grabs
to waterbeds and stuff. Speaking of sports, the city of
Columbus is getting a brand new professional sports team.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Yeah, and I know where it's coming from.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Oh oh, oh you do?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Uh huh being it's being transferred, it's being moved.

Speaker 5 (04:25):
Well, what is the league? Tell us what league?

Speaker 7 (04:28):
Columbus is getting a professional sports team in be the
first one to do that by texting in the answer
at eight hundred and eight to one ninety nine seven.
Oh and if your first, you'll get the gift card.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
That answer for Blitz Morning Trivia Thick is what all right?

Speaker 7 (04:43):
The question was, Columbus is getting a brand new professional
sports team. What league will that team d N and
the answer is the UFL.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
So we are getting a football team.

Speaker 7 (04:54):
And I kind of figured that would eventually happen as
they expanded. But what I did not see in the
story that you man off the air was that we're
taking the team from Michigan.

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (05:03):
Well, so they're not expanding, they're moving teams, That's what
I mean. Yeah, there's some teams that are moving. Michigan
Panthers are one of them because I guess the UFL
is trying to put football in areas.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Where they don't have an NFL.

Speaker 4 (05:15):
NFL team yeah, and we're never going to have an
NFL team. Yeah, so they're trying to they're trying to,
you know, maximize their viewership. I mean, I know Columbus
is obviously one of the cities. Boise is another city
that's getting a team. There's like three teams that are
moving and four new teams that are coming in, so
they're creating one new team and moving three other teams.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
I've watched some of the UFL, and I mean it's
a good product. I mean, as far as football games go,
it's it's quality football.

Speaker 5 (05:41):
Half the time.

Speaker 7 (05:41):
I feel kind of like I'm watching preseason teams, but
they're playing at full speed. Yeah, it's really playing football.
So but now to have a team to actually root for,
that was my biggest issue with trying to keep up
with UFL is.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
I had no rooting interest. You know what the NFL,
it's so ingrained in us.

Speaker 7 (05:58):
Our teams are we grow up with that, you know,
for years we've been fans of these teams, and to
have no team to root for made it hard to
follow the UFL, you know, as hard as I do
the NFL, of course, But to have a team now,
I might get into.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
It quite a bit. I wonder where they're gonna play.

Speaker 7 (06:14):
I wonder I they're gonna play, like old Crew Stadium
or the new Cruse Dadiam, I don't know if they
put him Inoe?

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Would they put him in the It's in the spring, so.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, I don't know they're gonna put him in Thelli
in the Shoe, but Crew Stadium maybe it's.

Speaker 5 (06:28):
Next year, coming next year? So yeah, the UFL.

Speaker 7 (06:31):
Mike Southbury from Chilicothy, first one to text him the
correct answer gets twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:36):
Congratulations, this story could have been saved for your not
so breaking news. But you know what, I'm over it.
This is I this is more of a PSA. I
don't know what else to say here. It does come
from Florida. We got ourselves at WTF.

Speaker 3 (06:50):
What the Florida.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
However, I just stop going to backyard apart mint doctors.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
They're not real.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
You're gonna and I don't care how much money you're saving,
You're gonna end up with a problem. Uh. And again
another story, a woman is experiencing facial paralysis after getting
botox uh, discovering that her doctor was practicing medicine with
medicine without a license. Investigators in Florida have found this
medspa in Port Saint Lucia Poli in Port Saint Lucia

(07:26):
was in the back of a house. Basically, it was
a it was a she shed doctor office. Literally, it
was just a you know, one of those one of
those buildings you find at what home depot in the
parking lot where you can buy those sheds. Yeah, and
it was all decorated to be like a med spa.
The insides all white. She does have from a picture

(07:47):
inside the she shed, she does have some actual medical equipment,
but it's in the backyard of someone's house. You're getting botox.

Speaker 5 (07:57):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Not only that, after experiencing the facial prealysis, she was
given a refund for the three hundred and twenty five dollars. However,
the paralysis persisted, so she went back to get more injection,
more injections of some vitamins that were supposed to reverse
the paralysis.

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Guess what didn't work.

Speaker 6 (08:18):
So she got butchered by someone and then went back
to that same person to try to fix the butcher in.

Speaker 5 (08:24):
Uh huh wow, yep, yep.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
So then I after, I'm having a hard time with
sympathy at this point, one.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
Hundred percent zero sympathy because then after the second time
of the first of all the facial paralysis and then
the second rever injections with the vitamins to reverse the effects,
which didn't work, she then asked for her doctor's medical license,
supporting certificates, anything that could prove you know what you're doing,

(08:56):
and of course this person couldn't provide that. So yeah,
police were called and.

Speaker 6 (09:02):
Tough lesson.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Yeah, what do she did provide was an altered certificate
of phlebotomy.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
So she can take your blood.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
She can take your blood that's what she was trained
to do, was draw blood and that was it. So
the victim contacted detectives, which, of course they're now looking
into this whole situation.

Speaker 6 (09:21):
Is there anything you would do for discount, like in
terms of procedures, if somebody offered like a backyard discount,
Is there.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Anything on my body? Probably not. Yeah, no I'm not.
I'm not going discount. I can't do it.

Speaker 5 (09:38):
Yeah, what in the world would there be?

Speaker 3 (09:39):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of what what might.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Be like if somebody's offering a backyard pedicure, Like you
have to be careful people you get for sure, you're.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Not cleaning their tools properly.

Speaker 6 (09:51):
And right, you can get diseases.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
Right.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
I would say maybe, maybe, maybe, possibly the only thing
I can think of, and it would have to be vetted.
I would have to maybe know one or two people
that already went. If someone decided to have like a
home tattoo studio, oh okay, but if it was set
up properly clean, like like you're a tattoo artist who
just doesn't want to pay rent for a full building. Yeah,

(10:18):
I can see that, but you've got all the things
I can see your work, like a friend of mine
was like, yeah, my boy does.

Speaker 6 (10:23):
Tattoos, all right, how about this or or.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
At home barber?

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, haircut, haircut, that's what I was thinking. Yeah, okay,
just count Barbara.

Speaker 6 (10:32):
I feel like I could do your hair. Honestly, anyone can.

Speaker 5 (10:35):
Do my hair. A three year old could do my hair.

Speaker 6 (10:38):
How about somebody you don't know. You have some back aches,
you need a massage. You don't want to spend one
hundred bucks for forty five minutes. Somebody's offering it to
you for fifty you don't know them. Just a little
backyard shed set up looks like a medspa. Would you
go in?

Speaker 3 (10:57):
You want the God's honest chair and a woman?

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Well, either give me.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Man or man? No woman, Yes, okay, it's a woman.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
You do it.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
I don't mean to sound like a jerk, but I
would have a problem with with with him.

Speaker 5 (11:19):
Now.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
I've had it before and Mayo the sus and the
last time ruined me because I was I was face
down on the table. You got your head in the hole, right,
and he's doing the top of my shoulders, so he
was standing. It's kind of weird my head. Well, here's
the problem. He was standing at my head section because
he's rubbing the tops of my shoulder my neck from

(11:40):
the front right.

Speaker 5 (11:41):
But then but then he.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Was rubbing, he was using his thumbs where they kind
of go down your spine, and I was pushing down
my spine.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
The problem was he.

Speaker 4 (11:48):
Was a little bit bigger, so his his pelvic pudding
was just like on my head. His stomach kept just
hitting my head for it. It wasn't his stomach, it
was this fuppat just sitting it's on.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
Top of my head.

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah, it was just like I could feel it.

Speaker 6 (12:05):
Mush mush, mush at. Relax, just relax.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
No he didn't, Thank god he didn't. It'll be over soon.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Yeah no, no, so uh backyard backyard massage?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
Are you doing a backyard No?

Speaker 6 (12:23):
No, I'm not doing anything that's not like five there.
You have to at least have a framed license of
some sort that I can look at it.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
See.

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Those can be those can be faked.

Speaker 6 (12:33):
And I and all those say, if I went into
a situation and that I didn't see any kind of documentation,
I probably wouldn't have the nerve to say anything. I
might go through with it.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
If you're that stamp office where you're like, I need here.

Speaker 6 (12:48):
I don't want to like, I don't want to be weird.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I want to avoid all confrontations. Sure, I'll take a needle.

Speaker 5 (12:54):
Go ahead, It's fine.

Speaker 9 (12:56):
Some of the blitz not so breaking news. The news
already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Oh we're in for a treat today because not only one,
but both of our not so breaking news stories come
from Florida. We've got ourselves a duo. WTF what? The
Florida North Miami Beach Police officers reported a pair of
thieves going into a store where they decided to steal

(13:26):
about four hundred dollars worth of liquor right from the Walgreens.
Here's the thing. Their getaway vehicle was a scooter. That's
it's not gonna get you very far. That is when
let's see. Pierre Vittelle and Maria Russie were arrested and
taken to jail for again petty theft, two counts of

(13:50):
petty theft, possession of drug paraphernalia as well with the
intense to use and Russie also faces two counts of successory.

Speaker 5 (13:57):
After the fact.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
Yeah, don't don't try and steal liquor from from Walgreens.
But if you do, choose a better getaway vehicle than
a scooter, not to mention.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
It doesn't say in the story.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
I have to assume it has to be their scooter
because I don't mean to be presumptuous, but these two
don't look like they are carrying credit cards on them,
which is what you need to sign out the eat
scooters if you want to go out anyway.

Speaker 6 (14:26):
If I'm a clerk there, I'm offended that you feel
like you can rip me off and get away on
a scooter like that.

Speaker 4 (14:32):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:35):
And who goes to Walgreens to steal liquor?

Speaker 10 (14:38):
I mean they're to steal oxy if it's successible, I
guess it's wine and beer, right, What else are you
gonna know?

Speaker 4 (14:45):
When it says four liquor so done in Florida. I
think they sell liquor at Walgreens.

Speaker 5 (14:49):
Oh is that right? Well, now we're finding out what
part of the problem is. Yes, yes, absolutely, So that's
a state liquor store Walgreens.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
I guess, well, but they but you don't need But
most don't have state liquor stores, like Ohio has state
liquor stores.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
And Michigan.

Speaker 4 (15:04):
You just go to the liquor store. They're not state
run liquor stores. Oh really, Okay, go to the liquor store.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, so I think we actually we did. We had
that question.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
So only like Kroger, Giant Eagle, the grocery stores have
the O L H or whatever it's called inside of them.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
Yeah, some of them yet.

Speaker 6 (15:22):
But we have state Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:23):
We have like liquor stores.

Speaker 7 (15:26):
Okay, yeah, all right, they just got licenses at those stores.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
Okay, yeah, all right. Story number two coming out of
Kissing Me, Florida, where a man by the name of
Jason Hughes is facing charges for aggravated battery causing bodily
harm because he was on the golf course and apparently
didn't like the slow play from the group in front
of him, and so they got into a verbal altercation.

(15:52):
But then two holes later, that is when Jason Hughes
decided to approach the man, start swinging and beat the
mess out of him. Yeah, you can't go beating up
a guy on the golf course. Here's the problem. Once
the fight ensued, the playing partners did rip them apart,
and Jason Hughes and his playing partner jumped in the
golf cart, drove right to the parking lot, got in

(16:14):
their car and left. Obviously they knew they were in
a bit of trouble, at least Jason Hughes was. However,
I guess you know, when you're drinking, golfing and fighting,
you're not really thinking about the fact that it's going
to be pretty easy to find you when you set
up a tea time and pay by credit card. They
know exactly who you are, They know your credit card,
they know where you live. They can find out all

(16:36):
this information fairly simply. And that's when Jason Hughes was
arrested and is now out on twenty five hundred dollars bond.
And here's the other thing. One condition of his bond
he cannot play golf on any course open to the public. Yeah,
he is no longer allowed out to play golf until
the court case is taken care of it.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
I'm going to die, clown.

Speaker 5 (17:02):
The price is wrong.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Uh so, Yeah, you don't go beating people up on
the golf course.

Speaker 5 (17:09):
Oh did you you had audio? Oh?

Speaker 4 (17:10):
Did I really?

Speaker 5 (17:11):
I'm sorry, I got confused. Yeah, give me the audio.

Speaker 11 (17:13):
If you're out here trying to be aggressive. You picked
the absolute wrong came to choose. You go, do you
like jiu jitsu or kuanfu or something?

Speaker 5 (17:23):
There's no need to be fighting out here. You can
easily call the shop.

Speaker 7 (17:26):
Some audio will come out and speak to the person
or whatever in case, but it should have a turn
to violence.

Speaker 3 (17:32):
That's right, I forgot about that clip.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Wait, go back to where he's talking, go back to
the middle, or he's talking about kN fu. Who is
this guy? This guy is stoned for sure.

Speaker 11 (17:42):
You picked the absolute wrong came to choose. As you go,
do you like jiu jitsu or kuanfu or something?

Speaker 7 (17:51):
You picked the wrong game to choose, he said again.

Speaker 11 (17:56):
You picked the absolute wrong came to choose.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
You go, You picked the wrong game to choose. Wow,
could they find a worse person to interview about this story.

Speaker 6 (18:10):
It's like, it's not a great time to just take
that first gummy. You know, if you've never tested.

Speaker 4 (18:14):
It out, ever tested it, don't do it right before
I do this interview. Bad idea had it out. So
Breaking news nine ninety seven of the Blitz coming up
here in about just under an hour. We've got your
tickets for Black Crows. They're gonna be at the Rose
Music Center on Wednesday, August fifth, sixth.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
We would love to send you.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
To the show. I know this week. We've also got
tickets to see The Gods, Columbus's own legendary rock band
they're gonna be coming back, and a whole bunch of
shows that we've got tickets for. And I'm very curious
think I know you are a big live music fan. Yep,
been to a lot of shows. I don't know if
this is an unpopular opinion or not, but I'm not

(18:59):
gonna I'm gonna use are dumb. Not that you're dumb,
but but I don't. I don't understand, and I cannot fathom,
and I do not get waiting in line and the
money spent on concert.

Speaker 5 (19:12):
Merch never never don't get it.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Okay, so we're all in a great way. You were
shaking your head.

Speaker 5 (19:17):
Dude, Oh no, I'm with you. I I the lines.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
First off, I mean that Sonic Temple merch line is outrageous.

Speaker 6 (19:24):
That was one of the first things they addressed for
this next year, is that they're they're changing that whole
thing up.

Speaker 7 (19:30):
By the way, the early Birth tickets go on sale
this week Thursday. Yeah, Okay, fine, blind.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
Before, but you gotta get for the cheapest. Yeah, And
I mean I'm going every year, so I just don't.

Speaker 4 (19:43):
Yeah, And it's not even it's not even the line,
it's not even the line. The bottles prices that are
absolutely unbelievable because especially nowadays, you can get it online.
And I know, and and here's the thing, like having
years and years of stand up comedy and working with
a lot of you know what we used to call

(20:05):
road dogs, the guys that travel every week they're to
a new comedy club, whether it be a big comedy
club or a smaller comedy club. They're in their car.
If you're lucky, maybe you're flying somewhere, but you're just
traveling the country. And a lot of these comics make
their extra money through a funny T shirt that incorporated
that incorporations from their show or are saying or something,
and they sell merch at their shows. Same goes, the
same thing to go, as it can be said for

(20:27):
these smaller bands. You know, if you go to the
Newport or some of these venues, these bands make their
their extra money off of merch. But when you're getting
to Sonic Temple, when you're getting to metallic and Nationwide
Arena what.

Speaker 7 (20:45):
I know, But I gotta defend the bands because things
have changed so much in the live music business and
there are middlemen now getting their cut and they're getting
you know, that merch that they sell. Percentage of it
goes to the venue. I don't understand that. Yeah, they
should not be allowed to take any of the merch money.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
But here's the other thing.

Speaker 4 (21:03):
Here's the other thing that changes too is if you
go to the Newport to see Joe Schmoe band, and
Joe schmo Band is selling a T shirt, They're going
to sell that T shirt at twenty five bucks.

Speaker 5 (21:12):
Right when they get the.

Speaker 4 (21:14):
Nationwide Arena, that same t shirts going for sixty bucks, right,
And it's like, well, wait a.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
Minute, right, come on, go ahead, Nope, go ahead, I
was gonna say. And at the Newport ten bucks of
that twenty five is going to the Newport And at
the Shott and Steam Center, you know, twenty five at
that sixty is going to the Shot and Steas.

Speaker 6 (21:31):
Let me tell you about nineteen ninety five Newport. I
went to see Megadeth their corn open for Megadeth nineteen
ninety five, I bought a T shirt down the street
from a street vendor, a Megadeth T shirt, which whatever.
I you know, I didn't really understand that I've sort
of taking from the band, but I did it. It
was cheap. I think it was seven dollars, and I
was like, yes, I got a seven dollars Megadeth T shirt.

(21:53):
That thing shrunk up on one.

Speaker 5 (21:54):
Side, Oh yeah, one.

Speaker 6 (21:56):
Side, so the other side was normal size. On the
other side shrunk up to my middle of my waist.
I still wore that bad boy.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
That look right, almost like half cut, but not like time.

Speaker 7 (22:09):
Nobody's got this megative right.

Speaker 4 (22:13):
And not to mention, here's the most important part. Almost
every single piece of merch you see in a show you.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Can get online now. Yeah, but at the same price
most of them. Well, it might be a little cheaper
because I don't have to pay the vag venue. Yeah,
I don't know. I guess.

Speaker 6 (22:28):
How about the Taylor Swift merch the day before? People
stood in line hours the day before the concert.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
Even if you didn't have a ticket to the show,
you could go buy merch the day before. Yeah, for
the airs to her stuff.

Speaker 6 (22:41):
I don't hours.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
I just can't fa them spend that money.

Speaker 6 (22:44):
It might be part of the experience for people, though,
you know, I don't get it because that I don't
like standing in lines. But I do remember a time
where you had to stand in line for concert tickets
back in the day, and that was part of the experience.
It was fun people. Yeah, you brought folding chairs, you
bought food, started playing.

Speaker 4 (23:05):
Right, Why you go to J Penny, to the ticketmaster.

Speaker 5 (23:07):
Office, the record Story record store.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Yeah, absolutely so, all right, sorry, I'll get off my
salt box.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
Now that's all right.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
Period.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
It's a lot of money.

Speaker 3 (23:18):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
Now, all right. The three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 6 (23:24):
Two mass shootings yesterday. We'll start in New York City.
A gunman last night, armed with an M four rifle
walked into a midtown Manhattan skyscraper began firing, killing a
New York City police officer and three other people, critically
wounding a fifth person, and then killing himself. Rampage happened
at a forty four story Park Avenue office tower, which
houses offices for the NFL and investment firm Blackstone. The

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NFL says one of its employees was seriously injured in
that attack. The gunman burst through the lobby of the
building in Midtown about six twenty eight pm. He shot
the officer first, then sprayed the lobby with bullets, hitting
two people in a security guard. The gunman mental out
a woman to exit an elevator and walk unharmed through
the lobby to the outside. Is that Can you imagine

(24:06):
being that woman? You walked through a mass shooting and
for some reason, the gunman let you live. He then
got onto the elevat elevator wrote it to the thirty
third floor, where he killed one more person and then
killed himself. He's identified as twenty seven year old Shane
to Murra of Las Vegas, a man authority say has
a documented mental health history. There is surveillance. There's a

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still I saw from surveillance video of him in the
walking toward the building outside with this enormous rifle.

Speaker 4 (24:36):
Did they say what was on the thirty third floor?

Speaker 5 (24:38):
Yet?

Speaker 6 (24:39):
I read one article where they said it was a real.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
Estate office, Okay.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
I'm just wondering if there was a reason he picked
that floor, any sort of motive behind it or no idea, Okay. Yet,
so I know that one of the people killed was
an NFL employee.

Speaker 5 (24:53):
They worked at that NFL.

Speaker 6 (24:54):
Office, right, I did say, ye, the story clubs, but yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
Right, but yeah, Well I'm very curious about a motive
of any kind.

Speaker 6 (25:05):
I am too. This is a really, really scary although
the motive maybe mental.

Speaker 4 (25:09):
Health is absolutely could be for sure, I don't know.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
A gunman open fire yesterday morning outside the largest casino
in Reno, Nevada, killing three people and critically wounding two
others before police shot and wounded him. The suspect has
no known connection to the victims, and it's unclear if
he was a guest of the Grand Sierra Resort, an
employee of the resort, or had no connection. They don't
know yet. The casino is one of Reno's most prominent venues.

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It's a few blocks from the Reno Tahoe Airport. It's
just northeast of Lake Tahoe. The suspect is in critical condition. Well,
let's get to a little bit of a lighter note.
Strong storm's absolutely flooded Cedar Point yesterday afternoon. Started pouring
at about four thirty pm, and video from the park
show people walking through the park in the water. It's
between ankle deep and about just below the knee and

(25:56):
the water is said to have reseated fairly quickly. But
an interesting day at the park yesterday I saw a.

Speaker 4 (26:02):
Video of two boys, probably preteen or right around twelve thirteen.
They were swimming along the ground. They were floating. They
had laid down in the water and they were just
pushing themselves through the puddle.

Speaker 6 (26:16):
You know, I was gonna say that sounds dangerous, but
it's probably the same water that's in the log ride.

Speaker 4 (26:20):
So before sure, absolutely, Well, tomorrow, Nora's got to go
back up to Detroit because the boys have been with
their dad for a couple of weeks and she always
every year takes the boys to Cedar Point, and she
wants to go on Thursday. She's going to swing from
Detroit to Sandusky, but she wants to wait until tomorrow
to check the weather for Thursday because things have changed

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so fast. And this is like the fourth or fifth
time that they had to evacuate Cedar Point due to
strong storms in the midday. Because this weather lately has
just been unbelievable.

Speaker 6 (26:50):
Well, Charlie and I was to Cedar Point. We got
rained out at Cedar Point once we had ridden I
think one ride, and then the downpour started and it
just was relentless. We ducked into the arcade, hung out
in the arcade for like thirty minutes, and it did
not look like it was getting lad up. We're just like,
let's just let's get out of here. I mean, that's
a lot of cash.

Speaker 5 (27:07):
Oh, absolutely, it is.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
To spend, you know. I mean obviously you know they're
not responsible for the weather, so it's not like you
get a refund.

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Gotta check out for sure.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
It's right, Chris showers all day Thursday at Port Fund
doesn't really right?

Speaker 6 (27:19):
Those are your three things?

Speaker 12 (27:22):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:23):
Well, a week and a half ago or so, I
had to take Friday off, and you guys are here,
and you happen to pull up an article from six
one four now dot com which I was talking about
the Ohio State Fair that was getting ready to open,
which of course is now open. And state fairs always.

Speaker 5 (27:39):
Known for their food.

Speaker 4 (27:41):
I know that for a very long time, Ohio State
Fair kind of sat at the top of the list
in terms of new food items and what they would
serve over there, the crazy concoctions they'd come up with.
And looking over the list of the Ohio State Fair,
you've got to build your own semon Role Sunday from
Molnark Andcox.

Speaker 5 (28:00):
So that sounds amazing.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:02):
You've got a Dubai chocolate bar from Lads Management.

Speaker 5 (28:05):
Sounds pretty good. What is that? Do buy chocolate?

Speaker 6 (28:08):
Have you ever seen the Okay, so it's basically a
chocolate bar, but it's got a filling and it's like
a I think it's a pistachio maybe.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh really Okay?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
Well, in fact that if that's the case, I wouldn't
try jalapeno cheddar corn.

Speaker 5 (28:22):
Dog might give that a little bit.

Speaker 4 (28:25):
Try moonshine chicken out of stick from Imperial Food Concessions.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
You know that's good. It couldn't be bad.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Pork tenders I'm assuming kind of like chicken tenders, but
made with made with pork instead.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Maybe. Uh.

Speaker 4 (28:37):
Smash Adylla's smash what is that? I would have to
assume it's a casada Casadylla, but it's goshburger smashburger inside Okay? Anyways,
Uh so Thanksgiving Sundays, I would I would have to
assume that's like a like a scoop or two of
mashed potatoes with some turkey and some gravy.

Speaker 5 (28:55):
As the as the you know that? Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (28:58):
However, we night, I came across a video from a
young lady who I can't remember her name, but I
clicked on her profile. She she's a news reporter for
one of the stations here. I can't remember what, but
she went, she tried some food, and we need to
talk about this because what what what's going on? First

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of all, they're serving up poop water at the Ohio
State Fair?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
What the buck eye lemonade?

Speaker 3 (29:26):
Did you see this?

Speaker 4 (29:28):
It's lemonade. It's buckeye flavored lemonade.

Speaker 6 (29:31):
That sounds terrible and I love buckeyes and I love lemonade.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
It it it looks like they they they dunked the
cup in in the in the sewer and they just pay.
It's this brownish See that's part of it.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
It has to be aesthetically pleasing.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
Right, absolutely, I just can't. I can't fathom looking at that.

Speaker 5 (29:55):
And I don't even know.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
I don't know what a buckeye tastes like.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Oh it's so good, is it? Okay, it's a better cup. Okay,
peanut butter ball. It's covered in chocolate. It's really good.

Speaker 5 (30:06):
Absolutely, give it a try. The best cup. You will
ever eat but in but in in lemonade?

Speaker 6 (30:12):
No thanks?

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Wait a minute. Now, you drink mountain dew with recy cups? Oh,
I mean that's a thing. You have to have that combination.

Speaker 4 (30:24):
Yeah, but it's but it's the it's the the thick
chocolate peanut butter that coats your throat and then you
wash it down with correct exactly. I'm not gonna take
my mountain dew and put it in a blender and
throw some Reces peanut butter cups in there and hit blend.

Speaker 5 (30:40):
That's not gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
She also tried the fruity pebble cheese stick. It was
like it's a cheese log and then they roll it
in fruity pebbles.

Speaker 6 (30:51):
No thanks?

Speaker 5 (30:52):
What who thought that was a good idea? I don't understand.

Speaker 4 (30:58):
And finally, the one that sent me over the top,
the one that almost made me throw my phone across
the room, put on my shoes and run to the
Ohio State Fair to karate chop someone in the throat
was the cookie dough deviled eggs.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
Oh what right? They actually eggs?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Yes, and then they've got cookie dough in the.

Speaker 7 (31:24):
In the little said now, we're getting back to that
like watermelon mustard thing.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (31:29):
I mean maybe maybe, maybe possibly, can we send what
times the state Fair open? Can we send someone over
there this morning to pick up some cookie do devil.

Speaker 5 (31:38):
Deggs, and then do it the next day? The next day.

Speaker 7 (31:43):
I will tell you that the brown lemonade is because
it's made with light.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Muscavado muscavado sugar.

Speaker 7 (31:53):
Okay, I've never heard of it, but it's basically a
kind of brown sugar that gives it a hint of molasses.

Speaker 5 (31:58):
That's why. That's what gives it that color. Okay, that's sugar.
It's just the sugar they're putting in it. Yeah, I
don't know that makes you feel better?

Speaker 4 (32:06):
No, not really, not really, I just can't. Cookie dough
and hard boiled eggs just just does not sound like
a concots. You know what.

Speaker 6 (32:17):
It makes me mad almost. I'm mad that somebody did that.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Right.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
How much does that cost? That's what I want to know.
What are we paying for something some unholy combination like that?

Speaker 4 (32:28):
And I and I get that obviously, creation and invention,
or or even just the guts to try something. I mean,
we've talked about it before you go all the way
back in human history, who is the first person to
go lay up underneath the cow and be like, I'm
gonna squeeze this thing and see what kind of liquid
comes out and drink it? Like that was a crazy person.

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It was an absolute crazy person. But now look what
we have out of it. So maybe something could come
from a new food invention. But putting cookie dough on
an egg that gets.

Speaker 6 (33:00):
Kicked out in the testing phase, that's not right.

Speaker 4 (33:02):
That's what you do with Yes, you try it and
then you throw it in the garbage. You don't go,
let's bring it to a giant state fair.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
I'm looking at a picture of that Thanksgiving Sunday. It's
exactly what you thought it was.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
Yeah, I mean it makes total sense, looks great and
I would absolutely try that. Yeah, for sure, cookie dough
devil legs.

Speaker 5 (33:17):
You can go after yourself.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
We've talked about it.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Before, and I think we can all agree that the Internet,
the World Wide webs you know, they're they're kind of
fifty to fifty. Some amazing things can happen on the Internet.
It can bring people together. You can you can meet
people in your social circle. If you've got interest, you
can find other people with those interests. You can learn

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almost anything.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
But at the same time, it's not always great.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
I think we've all seen some of the harm that
social media can do. The talked about addiction to social media,
the rising of you know, some some hateful speech that
is coming on. But every so often you come across
something and you're like, see.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
This is what the Internet was created for. And this
is one of those instances.

Speaker 4 (34:11):
Because someone on the Internet said, what's the most creative
way to say you have.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
To go poop? And people started.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Listing, started listing what they say when they have to
go poop.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
Kelly, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
I don't want to make assumptions, but you don't seem
like the type to one announce that you're going poop
or to have a creative way of saying.

Speaker 6 (34:35):
I mean, I will say that, I won't. I don't
say anything. I'll just try to just get out of
the room about any announcement or anything. But if Charlie goes,
where are you going, uh huh, I'll just say that's classified,
that's class.

Speaker 5 (34:52):
That's great, and he knows right, that's awesome.

Speaker 13 (34:58):
Sick.

Speaker 4 (34:59):
Can you think of a away you have announced before
time to at least the kracking.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Okay, lately, I don't know why lately.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Over the past I don't know, Like two months, I've
done I've done the poop song for some reason.

Speaker 6 (35:16):
Oh, what's that.

Speaker 4 (35:17):
It's just me getting up off the couch and going, oh,
poop poop poop, Oh God, go boop poop poop poop,
and I shuffled down the hallway whole production. Oh, I
do the finger wave poop poop poop, gott go poop
poop poo.

Speaker 6 (35:30):
That that seems like that checks out for a theater guy,
guy who loves musicals.

Speaker 4 (35:35):
Yeah, just sing yourself a little poop song.

Speaker 5 (35:38):
I do know. One of his other ones.

Speaker 7 (35:39):
If it's about five forty in the morning and Goose
says it's gonna be a good day, Tater, he's headed in.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
I've headed because the pre show poop is pretty rare.

Speaker 5 (35:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Yeah, it's always pose show poop.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
But the pre show poop, if it creeps up on you,
it's like, oh, it's gonna be a good day, Tater,
for sure.

Speaker 5 (35:59):
I hear that the morning about once a week.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Okay, let's see people submitting answers.

Speaker 3 (36:06):
I'm harboring a fugitive.

Speaker 5 (36:14):
Someone someone said, I must bless this house.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (36:20):
Evan says, time to drop tea in the harbor.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
Yeah, if you've got one eight ninety ninety seven. Oh,
please give us a call or shoot us a text.

Speaker 6 (36:32):
Somebody texted and sending the Browns to the super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (36:35):
Yeah, that's that's an old school one. Yeah, that's the
old classic one.

Speaker 5 (36:38):
Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Yeap.

Speaker 4 (36:42):
Someone someone said I have to separate the art from
the artist.

Speaker 6 (36:50):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
Oh man, let's see.

Speaker 6 (36:55):
Here says I say, release the crack, and every time
girlfriend hates it.

Speaker 4 (36:59):
Yeah, I got to download the brown load.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Oh. My son says he's got empty the dump truck.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
Yeah okay.

Speaker 6 (37:09):
This person says, time to play call of duty.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
Wow, let's see, I'm going this is a good one.
This is very matter of fact. I'm going to have
a movement.

Speaker 6 (37:23):
Okay, that sounds like something maybe your first grade teacher
would tell you to.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Say, yes, very polite, so you're not being too rude
about it.

Speaker 7 (37:30):
I'm gonna let a dirty little secret slip through the crack.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
Let's see.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
This person says, I'm growing a tail.

Speaker 10 (37:43):
Yeah, going butt jousting, but shousting, Yes, Mike said, filing
some paperwork, yes, blitz.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
Hi, who's this, Adam? Hello?

Speaker 4 (38:00):
If you are on your way to make it two,
how do you announce it to the world.

Speaker 13 (38:06):
So we have this coworker at work.

Speaker 14 (38:09):
She has not a problem telling anybody when she has
to go to the bathroom. Yeah, and so we now
dubbed it going to take a Shawna.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
To take a Shawna.

Speaker 5 (38:21):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Does Shawna know this?

Speaker 13 (38:25):
She does?

Speaker 14 (38:26):
Yes, Okay, she's listening this morning too.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Well, Hi, Shawna, you're famous. Yeah right, I mean, if
you're going to be known for something, why not. I
appreciate calling. I hope you have a great day.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
He might as well be known for hurting the brown cows.
Hurting the brown cows, Yes, Randy says.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
My ex wife would whisper. I got a boo boo.

Speaker 4 (38:50):
I love this. This person says. If we're in public,
me and my husband say we have to go to
the bathroom if we need to pooh, because there's an
o in the word. If we have to use the bathroom,
then we're just going peecause there's an e in the word.

Speaker 5 (39:08):
So it's saying, I gotta use the bathroom. No big deal,
I gotta go to that, right, it's your own little
little super code.

Speaker 6 (39:16):
Yeah, I do like stalking the lake with brown trout,
Josh says, negotiating with terrorists for the release of hostages.

Speaker 4 (39:29):
This person says, I'm feeling a little long in the colon.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Eight one. Yeah, well mar yeah blitz.

Speaker 12 (39:42):
Hi.

Speaker 5 (39:42):
Who's this? Hi, Jeremy, how do you announce to the.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
World that you got a boo boo?

Speaker 9 (39:50):
Well, if I'm at work and I want to mess
with my work coworkers.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
I mean, we love the word and all. Yes, I
love the game battleships.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
Yeah, than she did.

Speaker 6 (40:06):
Man, I appreciated those.

Speaker 5 (40:09):
But I do like that.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
And whatever your job is, you need to leave it
because you sound like a newscaster.

Speaker 5 (40:13):
Did you hear his voice?

Speaker 4 (40:17):
Do you know what we say, we have to go
to the bathroom? I really like it. Seven of the blitz,
All right, false alarms. They haven't they haven't quite a bit.
And uh, you're just like man, got all worked out
for now, the big old false alarm. And it just

(40:38):
happened to a friend of mine because him and his wife,
they they rented an RV. They wanted to take a
road trip from the Detroit area down to Tennessee. They
were going to visit Nashville and make some stops along
the way. And the problem was, they got about halfway
from Detroit to Nashville and they started noticing some problems
with the r V. They actually had to get like

(41:01):
something we can't remember exactly what he said, mechanically had
to be adjusted. The refrigerator wasn't holding temperature, was kind
of ruining their food, and they're like, man, that's kind
of a bummer. But they're all, you know, they're way
down in towards the Tennessee area when they rented it
up in Detroit and then they pull over to their
campsite and get everything set up ready to go.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
They brought their dog with them, who they found for
some reason wasn't doing the best with traveling in the RV,
and so they were doing what they could to make
the dog comfortable. So over the weekend, they get to
their campsite and as they're going to sleep that night,
out of nowhere, in the middle of the night, the

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carbon monoxide detector just starts going off. So they jump
out of bed. You got this loud beeping noise, and
of course carbon monoxide. You never want to mess with
that stuff whatsoever. So they jump up, grabs the wife.

Speaker 3 (41:55):
They're getting out.

Speaker 4 (41:56):
They got to get the dog, and there is this
awful pungent smell in the RV, which is kind of
strange because carbonnoxide doesn't have any smell, which makes it
so dangerous. And they get outside and they're like, God,
what is the smell the carbon dioxide? And then they
realized they had put the dog bed right next to

(42:17):
or it was very close to the carbon monoxide yeah detector,
and they're like, disturbance smell actually is pretty familiar. Their
dog was just ripping them. Set off the carbon.

Speaker 6 (42:35):
Is impressive, right, Yeah?

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Wow, the dog farts set off the alarm in the RV.
Thankfully everything turned out to be okay, but I would
I would love to know real quick. Eight hundred eight
two one ninety nine seven. Oh can you can you
think of a false alarm?

Speaker 5 (42:52):
Kelly? Do you remember?

Speaker 6 (42:53):
I mean all I can think of is I absolutely
adored a fire drill at school. So any kid who
like took one for the team and pulled the fire alarm,
I was so into I was like, yes, really, yeah,
loved it, loved it. I never pulled it. I always
wanted to pull it. It was always like an urge
when I walked by one of those bad boys. But

(43:15):
I never did it. But I did appreciate the kids
who did get in trouble for a little suspension. Never
hurt anybody.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I did have a friend one time when I lived
in Green Bay, I had a friend come visit and
we went went out one night, had a good time,
and he came home and took a bit of a
tumble and on the way down, pulled the fire. Pulled
the fire alarm in the apartment complex.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
Everybody out, everybody had.

Speaker 6 (43:39):
It's not as fun when you're an adult. No, as
a kid, oh yeah, you get to go out on
the playground and hang around with your friends.

Speaker 4 (43:47):
A break, Yes, it has been of a break. Can
you think of a false alarm? Not necessarily a fire
false alarm, but did something like was there a flag
raised somewhere like at work? And you're like, oh, just
a big old false alarm. Everything's fine, No big.

Speaker 6 (44:02):
You've got we always come. Oh I'm sorry, I just
did I take yours?

Speaker 5 (44:06):
Thick?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
No, okay? When we come into work in the morning.
It's just us, right, are our three cars and our
news director of Mark's car four cars. Well, we all
noticed a car in the back of the parking lot
and somebody was in it, just hanging out in the
dark corner of the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Uh, who is that?

Speaker 6 (44:24):
That's weird, freaking out right. And I'm like, ask everybody,
does anybody know who this is?

Speaker 14 (44:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (44:29):
No?

Speaker 6 (44:29):
No, no, no, And I'm like, okay, am I a
total Karen if I call the cops, Like, I don't know.
I don't like this and I don't want somebody hanging
out our parking lot who won't make themselves be known.
Like we all got out of the car and you know,
our cars and came in. Nobody said anything. I called
the non emergency line. Yeah, Marble Cliff Police come and
it is one of our employees. She and her She

(44:53):
and the guy she was dating at the time I
think also worked here. I'm like, oh, and they made
him like take like do the drunk And they were
cool and I came running out. I'm like, oh my gosh,
I called you guys. I know these guys are cool.
It's totally fine. I think they had been drinking and
didn't want to drive home, so they thought, we're right,

(45:14):
they were right down the street, and so they came
to the parking lot to sleep it off. They were
being responsible, And here I am calling the cops.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
I did.

Speaker 6 (45:24):
I begged. I'm like, please please. These guys are super cool,
like dere and we actually started the party here. We
had one of our little warehouse yea, so we kicked
the whole thing off for these guys and they just
had another couple down the road and came back. That
was a false alarm.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Of the offices.

Speaker 6 (45:45):
I know it was my fault. I felt terrible. I
had to go watch these poor kids do like, you know,
walk a straight line and fingertip to nose and all
that stuff, clash lights and eyeballs.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Sorry, wow, yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
Jason texting.

Speaker 4 (46:03):
I bet this happens a lot, especially for the people
that jump online for the web MD. Don't google your
symptoms because you're gonna get the worst possible and intil
Sure enough, if you had mild discomfort the center of
his back, googled the health symptoms and doctor Google said
he was having a heart attack. Went to the doctor.
Turned out to be arthritis in the center of his back.

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Oh, I had attack, scare too.

Speaker 5 (46:24):
Did you really?

Speaker 6 (46:24):
I did? Presented Yeah, sofhageal spasms they present as a
heart attack, every single heart attack symptom I had. Really Yeah,
I'm sorry, guys, I'm talking too much.

Speaker 5 (46:35):
No, not at all.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
That would be absolutely scary for sure.

Speaker 6 (46:38):
No, it was a sophageal spasms. I had like pounding
pain in my chest like it would like was like
as if an elephant stepped on my chest every like
periodically it would just go bang.

Speaker 4 (46:50):
Oh, I would freak out bang like that freak sweat.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
The ekg and everything they did, said they did, they
did everything, and they're like, yeah, you did not have
a heart attack because I didn't have the proteins art
attack or whatever those are. But yeah, they said, we'd
like to keep that observation.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
What the scariest false alarm you can have? For sure?

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Yeah, it's the morning Blitz.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
It's time rock and rumble, Kelly versus Goose.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Oh the Blitz.

Speaker 4 (47:25):
I'm currently getting my ass skirited eighteen to eleven, eighteen
eleven and four, which doesn't seem right. I've won something,
it hasn't been stuck at eleven Oh, I know what
it was.

Speaker 5 (47:36):
It was the time warp that I nailed.

Speaker 6 (47:38):
You did nail that, Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:39):
But it wasn't part of the Rock and Rumble. That's fine,
all right. Eighteen eleven and four up for grabs. Ticket
to see the Black Crows at the Rose Music Center
August sixth, if you want to go eight hundred and
eighty two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 6 (47:51):
Oh, you are due for a win.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
I am due for a win.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
That's that's making me nervous.

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
We're gonna try a new game for rock and Rumble
as we wait for people to call in. One person
represented by me, one person represented by Kelly.

Speaker 5 (48:06):
Let's see who we got.

Speaker 3 (48:07):
Blitz Hi, who's this.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
Hello?

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Blitz?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (48:13):
Hi?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
Can you turn your radio down for me? I'd be
greatly appreciate it, Thank you so much.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Who's say he's on the wind? He is in the wind?
Who's this? Hello? Tyler? Okay, Tyler, Tyler? Your choice?

Speaker 4 (48:26):
Who do you want to be represented by? Goose or Kelly?

Speaker 5 (48:29):
Oh, Goose is on the losing streak, so let's go
with Goose.

Speaker 3 (48:31):
That's a good idea. I am due for a week.

Speaker 6 (48:33):
I do think you're smart with that pick. I don't
hate you for it, not this week, I don't.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
All right, Tyler, you hang on one second, Let's find
another representative, Blitz, good morning.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Who's this Rick?

Speaker 12 (48:47):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Yeah, turn you Rado down for me. Sorry, got four
things going on once.

Speaker 3 (48:51):
Who's this?

Speaker 13 (48:53):
This is Rick?

Speaker 15 (48:54):
Rick?

Speaker 3 (48:55):
Rick?

Speaker 6 (48:56):
Oh, you are blessed today, Rick.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
Rick, you are going to be teamed with Cal.

Speaker 4 (49:01):
All right, Tyler and Rick, you guys hang on as
we are your duly elected representatives for this game of
rock and rumble. I'm gonna call this game casting call.
It's a brand new game we're gonna play. This is
how it works. Thick is going to start naming off
actors from a movie. The first person can that can

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guess the movie he's talking about is gonna get a point. However,
if you name the wrong movie, then the other contestant
gets one more cast member to try and name what
that movie is. I like it all right, So you know,
if he starts with I don't know, Tom Hanks, could
be a.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
Whole bunch of different movies.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
Gotta wait, see who's in the cast and see if
you can get the movie correct. Thick, are you ready?
I am so ready? All Right, brand new game for
Rock and Rumble casting call Kelly versus Goose, Tyler and Rick,
waiting to find out who's gonna win those tickets for
Black Crows.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Here we go? What example? Did you just use? Tom?
That's funny because that's the first actor? Oh o, great? Okracks?

Speaker 7 (50:01):
No guesses, all right, no guesses, David Morse that I
did these in the exact order that the credits happened
in the movie.

Speaker 5 (50:14):
Okay, all right, all right, okay, Bonnie Hunt.

Speaker 6 (50:20):
Paul thirteen No, oh.

Speaker 4 (50:23):
Okay, so you get I get one more.

Speaker 5 (50:25):
Wait.

Speaker 6 (50:26):
I don't even know who any of these people are
except time I know.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
This, Tom Hanks, Bonnie Hunt's who's the next one?

Speaker 5 (50:31):
Michael Clark Duncan.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
Oh Green Mile, Yes, Michael Clark Duncan was fourth on
the list.

Speaker 15 (50:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
Can you believe that?

Speaker 7 (50:42):
Over games Comwell, and oh you mean behind? Yeah he
should have been, Yeah, he should have been.

Speaker 5 (50:46):
Yeah, he should have been second. Yeah, that's the way
it came up. That's insane. Okay, all right, all right,
that was according to IMDb.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
They say they list all of them based on Okay,
the credits on the screen when you watch all right,
next one, Goose up one nothing.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
Jack Nicholson, Helen Hunt as.

Speaker 6 (51:06):
Good as Yeah, alright, alright, that's one.

Speaker 5 (51:14):
Here we go, all right, Patrick Swayze.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
Dirty Dancing.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
No, she was.

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Taking a chance.

Speaker 7 (51:24):
Kelly was a mistake. Goos your second cast member. Demi
Moore Ghost.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I was gonna jump in with the ghosts.

Speaker 3 (51:32):
I was gonna say ghost.

Speaker 6 (51:34):
I was gonna say roadhouse, and then I changed yes,
all right.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
Two to one, Here we go. William h Macy Fargo, Yes,
what alright? Tied it to too? Alicia Silverstone clueless.

Speaker 6 (52:00):
Yes, I thought it was what's that one where the
with Brendan.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
Frazer Last from the Past. That's a great movie. Great movie.
I do like that movie. I did too. That was
fun movie.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
See if if her name wasn't first, it could have
been Batman Forever too right, No, Batman returns, Yeah, bat Nipples.

Speaker 7 (52:21):
Three to two, Here we go, will Smith I no guesses,
Bill Pullman.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Independence Day, Yes, all right, we tired?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Three three three?

Speaker 3 (52:40):
Next one wins? All right, next one wins.

Speaker 5 (52:42):
Here we go. Jim Carrey, Cameron Diaz mak.

Speaker 7 (52:59):
Oh, so stop you want to have a big time?

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Can I just say? Goose came up with the idea
for this uh, this topic or this.

Speaker 7 (53:11):
Category for rock and rumble, and Kelly said, I'm gonna
be terrible with this.

Speaker 5 (53:15):
I'm gonna be terrible with movies. And look she did
it again.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
She's always saying, back the mask, I win, mask is Rocky,
the mask is Jim Carrey.

Speaker 13 (53:26):
Didn't win the game?

Speaker 6 (53:27):
Did I not say the mask?

Speaker 8 (53:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (53:29):
You said mask. We both said masks. Go to the playback.

Speaker 5 (53:31):
We both say, dude, you're really I mean, seriously, seriously.

Speaker 6 (53:36):
Goost give it to you because I thought.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
No, no movie. She was taught no. Come on, okay,
come on, hey.

Speaker 4 (53:46):
I would fight if this was jeopardy, I would they
would give you, they would give you the big old eggs.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
Because it's not jeopardy.

Speaker 6 (53:53):
I would fight it. I'm telling you the word because
there is a hugely popular movie be called Masks with
share and the Mask.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
I mean, well, Tyler, Rick, you know what, turn your
radio down for me. You gotta turn turn their phone off.
I can't take that feedback radio.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
You know what.

Speaker 4 (54:17):
Tyler and Rick, we were gonna I'm gonna hook you
both up anyways, but we're gonna go to the playback.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
So Tyler and Rick are both going.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
No, there's no mess, she said masks. She did not say,
though I have heard you, you did not say the
said anyway, both you guys are getting tickets.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Two one four. I'm not throwing a tantrum again. I'm
trying to be trying to.

Speaker 5 (54:41):
That is that in the rules?

Speaker 1 (54:42):
I don't know. As the three things you need to
know before you go.

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Five people have been charged so far and connection with
a violent fight in downtown Cincinnati that's gone viral on
social media. I don't know if you've seen any of
these tiktoks. It is really disturbing. It happened early saturd morning.
Police say it started as a verbal altercation the turn
physical Videos circulating out there show parts of the brawl.
One shows a man down on the ground being repeatedly
kicked and hit by multiple people. Another shows a woman

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being punched, falling to the ground, or head slamming onto
the concrete. The fight was over by the time officers arrived.
So far, five suspects have been identified and charged. Others
are being sought. Police say it's obvious that alcohol played
a significant part in this incident. The interesting thing to
one of the interesting parts of the story one person
called nine one one. There were a ton of people

(55:34):
around a single human being called nine one one. Police
say this fight involved a very large crowd and it
happened in downtown. Thousands of people were downtown in front
of a ton of traffic. One person called nine one
busy recordings.

Speaker 5 (55:49):
Okay, nine one, I got to record the fight.

Speaker 1 (55:51):
Now.

Speaker 6 (55:52):
After the video hit social media, people started calling. But
outside of that one human, it looked like the woman
got completely knocked out cold. Yeah, that's what it looked like.
It was pretty awful. Ryan Sandberg, a Hall of Fame
second baseman, became one of baseball's best all around players
while starting for the Chicago Cubs. His styes Handburg was
said to be surrounded by his family when he died

(56:12):
his home yesterday of metastatic prostate cancer. He was sixty
five years old. His number twenty three is retired by
the Cubs, and a statue of him was unveiled outside
Wrigley Field last summer. One of the greats in baseball
for sure, Deon Sanders says he has fought and beaten
cancer after having his bladder removed. Fifty seven year old
and members of his medical team held a news conference yesterday.

(56:35):
He says a malignant tumor was found on his flatter
and he underwent total removal. He was really open too
about what his current situation is right now.

Speaker 12 (56:45):
I'm still dealing with going to the bathroom like it's
a whole life change. Like I can't and I'm gonna
be transparent. I can't pee like I used to pee.
It's totally different. I decand on depan, you know, you
know what I mean, truly know depend Like I cannot
control my bladder. So I get up to go to

(57:06):
the bathroom already four or five times a night. But
then I'm sitting up there waking up, you know, like
my grandson. We have the same thing.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
We've got the same problem right now. We going through
the same trials and tribulations. We got to see who.

Speaker 4 (57:23):
Has the heaviest bag at the end of the night
like this.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 12 (57:27):
Wow, But I'm making a joke out of it, but
it's real.

Speaker 6 (57:30):
He got a sense of humor bad because yeah, I
mean that is going to save his life. He did
what he had to do for sure. Then you manage
and you learn how to live, you know, Like he
said in a different way. Sanders has had a ton
of health problems. In twenty twenty three, had surgery for
blood clots in both of his legs. He was able
to avoid having a complete foot amputation, but two years
before that he had two toes amputated because of blood clots.

(57:53):
So he says he thinks this bladder removal surgery was
his fourteenth surgery. That's the same, always had more, and
that is wild.

Speaker 7 (58:01):
I could have swear he had a toe removed back
when he played, because he got the nickname nine Toe Dion.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Yeah, he said it was his fourteenth surgery, so that
could have been part of it. All right, those are
your three things.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
When the inevitable happens. I mean, I'm not I don't
believe that I'll be around for it, but at some
point there's gonna be some some some reorganization of life
as a whole, whether it be the zombie apocalypse, or
whether it's the apocalypse apocalypse, or whether it's nuclear war something.

(58:37):
There is one reason that I probably won't survive our
current incarnation of life, and that is because I cannot
stand canned food at all, like the things that will
last underground or last in your bunker I would die
of starvation.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
And I'm not eating that. I just can't. I just
can't do it. I'd rather die.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
However, shauhound dot com has a list of canned foods
that were popular fifty years ago.

Speaker 3 (59:06):
And it wasn't that long ago.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
That a lot of our food just came out of
a can. Yeah, and to me it just the only
canned food I ever really liked was fruit cocktail. Yes,
that was good, little fruit cocktail and cottage cheese. And
you know you always got only like one or two
Marchino cherries in there. Cut and have you had to

(59:28):
dig for those those little Marchino cherries that were chopped
up in there?

Speaker 5 (59:32):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I didn't know realize.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
Chef Boyard used to have canned mac and cheese.

Speaker 7 (59:37):
I hate all of that, all of that show, the Spaghettios, Spaghettios.

Speaker 6 (59:43):
I loved.

Speaker 5 (59:48):
All of that stuff. Was anything Chef Boyardy in a can.

Speaker 6 (59:51):
Was gross loved it. Oh, I would have eaten that
every day.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
The spaghetti and meatballs that they whatever, yea meat you
love the Chef Boyard say, weird meat. Remember this one
canned hold chicken.

Speaker 5 (01:00:05):
No, that was like just chunks of it in the can. No,
this was a whole chicken like yes, still together in
a can. Yes, I don't remember.

Speaker 4 (01:00:14):
It opened the top and it was it wasn't round.

Speaker 5 (01:00:16):
It wasn't a round can. It was shaped like a chicken. Right.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
No, No, it was a round can and it was
usually it was.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Usually what can is shaped like a chicken?

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
Well not? You know, it's like like a like a
triangle shaped can. You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 7 (01:00:29):
You with the with the little loop you pull it
up like a can of sardines.

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
Like the ham.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Yes, that's what I icy like that.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
This was a canned hold chicken. You opened it and
it was like gelatinous and it came out.

Speaker 5 (01:00:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:46):
No, uh, Boiled peanuts in a can used to be popular.
Canned brown bread if you're.

Speaker 5 (01:00:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:54):
It's just primarily in the Northeast, apparently, canned brown.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Bread depression food.

Speaker 5 (01:00:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:00:59):
Yeah, So in fact, this reminds me of a story,
and I think I told you this story one time
where my old producer years ago when I did radio
in Colorado Springs, we used to have a trivia contest
with him and my mom.

Speaker 5 (01:01:11):
One time I was.

Speaker 4 (01:01:11):
Helping her clean out her storage unit and her old
Russian neighbor had given her a canned a can of food,
and we brought it back for this trivia game. And
I made my producer eat this can of food. And
while we're doing it, we get a call at the
station on the request line. Someone calls up and goes,
he needs to throw up right now. Do you know
what he's eating? And all it was was a silver

(01:01:32):
can with a black print, not even a paper label,
it was just black print.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
And it was pork in.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
Juices, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (01:01:39):
And it was just this old pork meat in a
can that they used to give it commissaries before they
had like food stamphantly you would get your government cheese
and your bread and you would get your meat.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
It was pork in juices.

Speaker 4 (01:01:51):
How sick he didn't, thankfully he did. I made him
stick his finger down his throat, and every hour and
a half that day I was like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:58):
Are you right? Are you alright? How you feel? Okay? Don't
don't don't.

Speaker 6 (01:02:03):
You don't want a second degree?

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
You know, no, not at all, not at all. Deviled Ham.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
I remember Deviled Ham. I don't like Ham at all.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
So slimy and a morehead of the brand of more
had canned ribs. How are you going to canned ribs?

Speaker 6 (01:02:24):
Is that what they use for the mick rib now?

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
Oh yeah probably?

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
And finally, you can't even say it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:36):
Kill kill.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
Spam. It's so much worse, worse than spam, so much worse.

Speaker 3 (01:02:48):
Can who can?

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
You can't say it? You want to? Can read it?

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Canned pork brains and milk gravy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
What your rough station?

Speaker 6 (01:02:59):
What that is? Can pork brains? This was Depression era.
It has to be. It's like we have to use
every part of the animal because we are all poor.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
Canned pork brains and milk gravy. Oh wait, it's still.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
Available available on Amazon.

Speaker 4 (01:03:21):
Fourteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
You can buy yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Tea pork brains with milk gravy from Rose Brand.

Speaker 5 (01:03:28):
Pay me to eat it?

Speaker 4 (01:03:30):
You can the hell we can't, because we're gonna do
taste as Tuesday next week.

Speaker 3 (01:03:35):
I'm ordering it. Can of pork brains.

Speaker 6 (01:03:37):
Oh my god, Yeah, I'm not eating I'm not eating it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:43):
Come on, you gotta take a nibble, No, gotta take it.

Speaker 5 (01:03:47):
Brains, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
It says pork brains and milk gravy.

Speaker 5 (01:03:51):
Oh, we gotta order it. Got to order it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Oh, pork brains milk. Let's than two percent of water, cornstarch, salt,
and sodium nitrate. Pork brains and milk. That's what it is.
Absolutely not at hard hard.

Speaker 16 (01:04:08):
Milk door news and uh for the Amazon recommendations to
buy along with the pork brains and milk gravy, it
says herbs, pickled pig feet and pickled pig lips.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Pig lips.

Speaker 5 (01:04:21):
Man, my grandmother liked them pickled pigs feet. I couldn't
understand it for the life of it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:26):
There are people who lived through really poor times.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
She definitely did for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:04:30):
Yeah, that was the thing.

Speaker 4 (01:04:32):
All right, Yeah, I'm gonna jump on Amazon and get
some ordering done.

Speaker 9 (01:04:35):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (01:04:43):
Our first story takes us out to California, where the
California Department of Transportation had an employee who was retiring,
and apparently he had been there a while, so they
decided to do what any good company should. They threw
him on a little bit of a retirement party. However,

(01:05:03):
they decided to go I guess above and beyond because
they brought in not only a whole bunch of liquor,
but a stripper to perform as well. The problem was
all of this happened during business, so they had a
bunch of employees who were consuming alcohol, enjoying the entertainment
of a stripper, and being paid by taxpayer dollars all

(01:05:26):
at the same time. Well, the department transtation released a
statement and said, yeah, we're not going to go for that.
So ten of the employees have been served termination notices
and two more are currently on suspension until the investigation
is finalized.

Speaker 6 (01:05:42):
Okay, so that's not allowed to have like an alcohol
fueled rager at work.

Speaker 4 (01:05:49):
Apparently not tax Maybe it was a private business.

Speaker 6 (01:05:53):
Yeah no, I didn't know that it was paid for
by tax dollars. I thought maybe the employees got together
and bought the Booze Forum, and but.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
They're still in the clock, so their salary is being paid, right.
I mean, we've seen Wolfe of Wall Street. We know
what can go down in a private business, but when
it's a government building, it's a little bit different. They
tend to frown upon them. Our second story is quite interesting.

(01:06:20):
Do you know what toruro is a It is a
basically airbn B for vehicles. I actually had actually had
an X do this when we lived in downtown Denver.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
You're renting a car, Yeah, you're renting.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
A car, but it would be you renting.

Speaker 5 (01:06:35):
Out your big just somebody else, right, Like, if you
know you're.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
Not going anywhere for the weekend, you rent your car
out to someone who shows up, and then you collect
the money for renting your car out. And I've seen
a lot of people who have actually enjoyed using it. However,
you are in someone else's car. And there was a
man in Canada who came to visit and was actually
crossing over the American Canadian border in his Turow rented car,

(01:07:02):
and that is when he was stopped by police because
on traces a fentanyl on the steering wheel and inside
the vehicle. And of course if you're crossing the border
and they get traces of fentanyl, well they're going to
stop and ask you about It's a little bit of
an issue there.

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
Oh what a weird sitch?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Yeah, so you do well he had to go through
quite a bit of questioning, uh and investigation. Thankfully it
was found and the investigation led to the fact that
it was previously there before christ Anne had rented the
car and the fentanyl was not his, so he was released. Basically, Yeah, basically,

(01:07:43):
So what they're going to do in further in the investigation.
Are they going to go to the owner of the car?
Are they going to look into the rental history of
the actual car to find out where the fentanyl may
have come from? Total possibility. But yeah, when you're in
someone else's car, you know, if I if I were
to use this Touro, am I gonna check the trunk?

(01:08:03):
Am I gonna check the tire wells?

Speaker 5 (01:08:05):
Like?

Speaker 6 (01:08:05):
Also, if you're planning to do something illegal, don't you
rent a turo and then be like it's not mine?

Speaker 5 (01:08:11):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
Well, what I'm saying, let's say let's say I was
some sort of drug smuggler, right, and then I know
you're gonna rent my car and you're going to whatever city.
So I just put the drugs in the car knowing
you're driving, and then my pickup guy goes to the
hotel your staying or what, and they find the car
and then you got the drugs transported and you're not
part of it. That's kind of a baller kingpen.

Speaker 5 (01:08:34):
Move right there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:35):
Now you're thinking like a fellon trademark registered.

Speaker 5 (01:08:38):
My idea, don't steal it. You're not breaking news.

Speaker 4 (01:08:45):
You can try real hard to better yourself if you will.
But truth of the matter is we all judge. We've
all seen something and made our own personal judgments. Like
right off the bat, and this one came up. What
parenting habit? Do you judge other people over you see,
you see something going down, and you're like, oh, that's

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not how I would handle that, because especially other parents
judging other parents, it happens all the time, and I
know I do it for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:09:18):
Like if I see if I see a child.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Or children like running around with no supervision like in
the grocery store or a restaurant, I'm judging. Yep, I'm
dollerius to it. The fact, no matter i'm judging, I
know kids will be ram about just kids can slip away.

Speaker 5 (01:09:41):
So if I see you like he way come back,
you know, trying to get your kid, that's one thing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
But if you're just letting the kid run, I'm judging.
Kell you've ever judged before.

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
You definitely took the one I was gonna say, especially
like at a restaurant it was like unsupervised mayhem and
you're just like you're eating and your kid's running around
and sort of bothering other people. Now I can handle
a meltdown, and I feel for the parents. I got
an airplane and I got a flight, or in a
restaurant and something happens and they act up. I really
feel for the parents. And I'm not a parent, so

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I don't know what that's like, but I can only
imagine it feels awful to having a kid who's like
throwing a fit in public. That's probably so difficult. So
I have a ton of sympathy for that. But if
I see like you're on your phone and you're letting
your little kid like go run into people and buy
you know, I'm like, Okay, that feels like maybe you

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shouldn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:37):
And it's almost like, you know, let's say you have
the kid having a meltdown in a restaurant, right and
you know, one of those things up. You can't give
the kid everything they want all the time. But I
remember my parents saying, for the longest time, for like
two years, they never ate dinner together at a restaurant
because one of them was always holding me outside.

Speaker 5 (01:10:58):
And then they would switch.

Speaker 6 (01:10:59):
And then they would, which so bless them.

Speaker 5 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
I get not giving your kid everything you want just
because they're throwing a temper tantrum.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
But take the kid outside. You can't.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
You can't ruin everyone else's experience.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
I remember we had like very very strict expectations upon
us if we went to a restaurant, like my dad
was not tolerating anything. Like, we weren't allowed to slurp
our drinks through the straw. The drink was over, it
was over. You're not slurping the bottom part of that
absolutely not happening in public. We weren't allowed to like

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just bounce up and down on our seats or anything.
That was like you need to handle yourself or we
are all leaving.

Speaker 5 (01:11:37):
That is pretty straight.

Speaker 4 (01:11:38):
No, no, no childlike behavior.

Speaker 6 (01:11:41):
Wow, no, sir, No, I mean it was when I
remember life, so it was probably five or six, and its
old enough to behave.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
But still five or six is still pretty young. You
still got some childlike tendencies inside of it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:54):
That sound of straw slurping the bottom of a drink
stresses me out to this day because it was stressful
when you heard it and you knew that your dad
was gonna like he didn't like hit us or anything,
but that look of disapproval. It was just crushing to
get from your own father. So I tell you to
this day, the sound of a straw slurping at the
bottom of a drink stresses me out.

Speaker 4 (01:12:16):
Uh think you as a parent. I'm sure you've looked
over and judged before.

Speaker 7 (01:12:21):
Yeah, and it really this one. It actually hurts my
heart when I see it happen. When it's kind of
the opposite end of what you were talking about. If
the kid acts up or does something wrong and the
parent just loses it and cusses at the kid, and
it's like you cut that f out on right, pat
your And I'm like, oh my god, you know, parent,

(01:12:45):
I mean just and I've heard them.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
I've heard just.

Speaker 5 (01:12:49):
Talk to the kid like that is disgusting man. Well
and the little kid. We've gotten two text messages.

Speaker 4 (01:12:56):
And this is very just divisive because I know of
their a certain generation of us who grew up and
we have made We may have gotten the smack on
the butt, we may have gotten the belt. You may
have gotten the wooden spoon. Some of us had to
go pick our own switch in the backyard. And we've
got a couple of text messages saying, I judge parents

(01:13:16):
for not busting ass when you're supposed to. But at
the same time, every study in the history of science
and child development has says hitting them does nothing. On
the other end, a lot of us believe sometimes you
need to whip that as so it goes. It goes
both ways. Oh, this is another big one we're getting
text messages about. And I'm kind of I I I

(01:13:38):
know I'm in the minority here judging parents who put
their kids on leashes. What happens the backpack, the backpack
with the leash not around their neck like a dog,
the backpack and the monkey tail is really long?

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
You keep your kids closed.

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:56):
I'm not against the I'm not against the backpack.

Speaker 6 (01:14:00):
Ins did either. I feel like you just don't know
until you have a toddler who runs out of your
sight and you've probably been panicked and thinking they're napped,
You're like, I'm strapping Alisha on that kid.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:12):
Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh, what's
that one thing you may see from a parent, and
you you tend to judge right off the bat if
you see this one thing eight hundred eight one, nine
ninety seven, nine ninety seven The Blitz. The thoughts on
how to parent are like, buttholes, everyone's got one, and

(01:14:34):
we've struck a nerve. You talk about parenting and ye,
people come out of the woodwork. Mike, what's up?

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
Man?

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
Have you ever seen a parent and judge them right
away on something they've done?

Speaker 5 (01:14:44):
Oh?

Speaker 8 (01:14:45):
Absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:14:45):
What's that one thing you'll see a parent do?

Speaker 13 (01:14:48):
And you're like, oh, well, I gotta go in correlation?

Speaker 15 (01:14:51):
What would thick Rick said earlier, Like, I've had friends
because I'm originally from New York City, where they would
take the time to thoroughly hurt their children out and
I thought it was absolutely appalling and disgusting, and even
to the day as a parent myself, I can't stand
witnessing that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Yeah, it's tough, and I believe me in a lot
of these scenarios, I really try hard to think. Sure,
there might be parents out there who do this on
the rag, but some of these parents are probably just
at their last mental straw.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
Yeah, and it could be.

Speaker 4 (01:15:25):
It could be.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:15:27):
Things are terrible at work, Things aren't the best in
your relationship, in your marriage right now, and that one moment,
and you just.

Speaker 5 (01:15:34):
Can't take it out on your kids. You can't. I agree,
that will stay with them.

Speaker 13 (01:15:38):
I agree, you see, that's exactly it. I'm in complete agreement.

Speaker 15 (01:15:42):
You cannot take it out and your kids under any circumstances,
regardless of what you're going through mentally or emotionally.

Speaker 5 (01:15:48):
Yeah, your children.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Yeah, that's true, that's true. Well, Mike really appreciated, man.
I hope you have a great tuesday. James, what's up, man?
How you doing all right?

Speaker 5 (01:15:58):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
What what have you seen a parent to do that
you instantly judged?

Speaker 8 (01:16:02):
You know, I spent a good chunk of my twenties
perking at a convenience store while I was going to college,
and nothing drove me just insane.

Speaker 13 (01:16:13):
And the parents that would.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Come in and buy cigarettes and beer and lottery tickets,
and when their kid asked for a candy bar or something,
they tell them no and just scream and yell that
they can't be getting something every time they go oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:16:28):
An interesting perspective.

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
That is very interesting because again, as a parent, you
work for what you work for. Sure, you may have
your vices, or your little bit of happiness would be
your cigarette or a cold brew after work, which can't
give you good candy every time they walk in the store.

Speaker 6 (01:16:46):
You could, though you're playing lottery tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:48):
You're buying lottery tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
You could and you know what, be going back to
be rating them.

Speaker 6 (01:16:55):
I will.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
I'll admit that we were actually kind of in the
the midst of this right now, because we know for
a fact that you know, my stepsons are extremely spoiled
when it comes to like food in terms of if
we order, we order, we order more. As much as
I love to cook, we order more.

Speaker 3 (01:17:16):
Food than we should.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
And we're in the process right now where the thirteen
year old you'll be like, oh, I'm hungry. It's like, okay,
well there's a whole cabinet full of foods you can eat.
But we know what it means. It's like, can we
get taco bell? Can we go get me? It's like, no,
we're not doing that anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
I won't judge it for that.

Speaker 4 (01:17:34):
But yeah, but here's problem Nora and I are they Well,
if Nora and I are out about, we're swinging by
somewhere to get something, Well, when.

Speaker 6 (01:17:41):
They grow up, they're probably like, do you enjoy that
that round of golf? This afternoon, have yourself good time.

Speaker 7 (01:17:48):
Yeah right, yeah, exactly exactly, And I played with the
money I earned.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
When you grow up and earn your money and go
eat whatever you want, that's right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
My favorite quote from any rich famous person was shocked
during an interview, asked his kids were like, what's what's problem?
What's problem?

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
We're rich?

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
What's prob checks like, oh, no, I'm rich?

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
Right, we are not rich.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
I am rich, Jesse, what's going on?

Speaker 13 (01:18:12):
Many Ho's going?

Speaker 12 (01:18:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:18:14):
What you have to have a degree if you want
to touch my money.

Speaker 5 (01:18:17):
You know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
You have to have a degree you want to touch
my money?

Speaker 5 (01:18:19):
Yes, absolutely, that is what he said.

Speaker 4 (01:18:23):
You're absolutely right, he goes, He goes, I'll pay for it,
but you.

Speaker 13 (01:18:26):
Have to have a degree, rich, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
What's that one thing you've touched on?

Speaker 11 (01:18:32):
Dude?

Speaker 13 (01:18:33):
God, you know what I have to now because the
guy who just called, who worked at the convenience store,
watching those you know, parents buy an alcohol, doing this,
that and the other with their kids. I run a
pawn shop and I've seen them where they've had their
kids dragging in merchandise from their car, bringing it in
and making these young kids bring in their stuff. Oh,

(01:18:54):
I mean it broke my heart. I'm just like, what
are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:18:59):
And this reason the parents stuff or the kids stuff.
They're making the kids parents stuff.

Speaker 13 (01:19:05):
No, the parents are making them drag their merchandise in
from the car and come in and sit down.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:19:11):
Children, I mean young children.

Speaker 5 (01:19:13):
And I'm like, oh god, but no.

Speaker 13 (01:19:16):
My perspective was this. I was like, you know, I
used to work at a jewelry store at Polaris. We
had these these sculptures and these beautiful Arabian horses, and
it bothers me when parents just let the kids be
stupid and they walk by them, these beautiful horses and
these kids go, look, mom, cows and they kept walking
and I was like, oh, no, I'm sorry, kids, like

(01:19:37):
those are horses, you know. And the mom looked at
me and she goes, she is something of the effective.
Excuse me, and I'll talk to my children. I said, oh,
I'm sorry, man, do you not know that those are horses?
Or do you not care if you kids are stupid?

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Not correcting the kids so they can actually learn something,
and just way just to be kind.

Speaker 13 (01:19:59):
To children, you know, children, this is she just didn't
seem to care.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
It's really funny you say that, because I remember not
that long ago getting in a fight with an ex
over the exact same thing, because she would say something
wrong and I would correct her, and she would say,
why do you always have to be right? And it's
not the fact that I always have to be right,
it's the fact that I want you to have the
right information, especially if we're out in public, because we're

(01:20:25):
a team, and if you're looking stupid saying the wrong thing,
then then we're both looking stupid. So I'm just trying
to give you the right information.

Speaker 13 (01:20:33):
I would I'd say that two ways, you might be
right or you might be wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:20:36):
There.

Speaker 13 (01:20:36):
You want to be impeccable with your words, yes, but
you don't want to correct her in public. You want
to do that in private so she doesn't feel stupid.

Speaker 4 (01:20:43):
Okay, my bad, now Jesse's belittling me. Thanks so calling
Jesse along those times another one.

Speaker 7 (01:20:50):
And you know, I talk to teachers, different teachers all
the time, and they what's going on in our schools
is crazy because parents are not involved in their kids'
educations and it will hurt them from an educational standpoint.

Speaker 5 (01:21:02):
And they don't make them follow the rules.

Speaker 7 (01:21:04):
In fact, they get upset if their kid breaks the
rules and the teacher, I don't care.

Speaker 5 (01:21:10):
Make your kids follow the rules. Yeah, I'm gonna touch you.
I'm gonna judge you. Getting involved with your kids education.
I'm gonna judge you.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
Yeah, okay, you kids.

Speaker 5 (01:21:19):
If your parents didn't, it's not your fault.

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
You're stupid ninety nine seven l what have you judged
parents on before?

Speaker 2 (01:21:27):
Now?

Speaker 5 (01:21:27):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
Ohio's annual tax free shopping event kicks off this Friday,
and for the first time, it's running for two full weeks.
The twenty twenty five sales tax holiday will continue through Thursday,
August fourteenth. Back to school supplies and clothing are eligible,
but big ticket items like cars, boats, and tobacco, along
with alcohol and marijuana products all excluded from that. Although
I see restaurants doing deals like but they don't charge

(01:21:55):
tax on food, right, I don't think so. Maybe drinks?

Speaker 5 (01:21:59):
Maybe carbonation?

Speaker 6 (01:22:02):
Carbonation? Oh so like coke? Yeah, okay, that's what I happened, gotcha.
Texas man pleaded guilty to stalking and harassing Caitlin Clark,
and yesterday it was sentenced to two and a half
years behind bars. Fifty five year old Michael Lewis has
been in custody since his arrest in Indianapolis back in January.
Prosecutors say he sent the twenty three year old WNBA

(01:22:24):
star hundreds of messages, some of them threatening or sexually explicit.
When he was arrested in January, and he walks into
his first court appearance, he just plopped down in his
chair and said guilty as charged. Okay, yeah, like that's it,
full of energy and all that, and then he then
told the judge he hadn't been taking his meds for

(01:22:45):
quite a while.

Speaker 5 (01:22:46):
Ah okay, so.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
Yeah, he'll be credited with time served, so be a
total of two and a half years behind bars. Rumor
has it that Metallica is ready to sign a deal
for a Vegas residency. There's a website called Vital Vegas.
It builds itself as this go to source for all
things Las Vegas, and it's saying Metallica could be playing
the Sphere by the fall of next year, after the

(01:23:10):
band's world tour is over. I don't know if you've
ever seen like pictures of the Sphere or been to
the Sphere but this place is absolutelyic It's really cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
The Metallica show mixed with the visuals of what they
can do at the Sphere.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
Gosh would probably eli play on the facade of the
Sphere is the coolest thing. I mean, it fits right
in at Vegas, fits right in. It's so cool.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
They what they can do with those visuals inside and
those screens now, ohiculous.

Speaker 6 (01:23:41):
They're doing that immersive Wizard of Oz steal in there
right now, like where you're basically in the Wizard of Oz.
It's the movie, but it's like they've made it so
that you're experiencing it.

Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I don't know how it works, but well, I mean
because the entire dome turns into a screen, so it's
a planetarium plus more.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I mean, it's just fully immersive.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
And I know during the day they'll do like underwater
movies and things like that, and they have a space
exploration movie. And then at night is when they set
up these residencies. The Backstreet Boys are there. Now, you
know they do these huge concerts. But yeah, Metallica is
music with some of the thes and.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
You know what, they need to do different set lists,
so I can pick which night I want to go
based on the set list.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
I mean Metallica does two nights now anyways, so awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:24:32):
Yeah all right, those are your three things real quick.

Speaker 4 (01:24:37):
Let me preface this with this is attempt number I
think four of me begging on the air for anyone
who has connections to the Columbus Air Show that I
need to ride in a jet engine. Specifically, I would
love to ride with the Blue Angels who are coming
this year, but I really want to fly in a
jet fighter of some sort. So if you know of anyone,
please please, pretty please, I get it. I would love

(01:24:58):
it a jet fighter and let me do some lutu.

Speaker 5 (01:25:01):
I think that would be the most ultimate roller coaster
ride of your.

Speaker 4 (01:25:06):
Now, just below that would be a ride in a
monster truck.

Speaker 5 (01:25:12):
Oh my yead to go jumping.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
Cars, to backflip in a truck. Have you seen some
of these videos now where these monster trucks are like
riding rails, Oh yeah, like skateboards, goose.

Speaker 7 (01:25:24):
I would just about guarantee you that we have somebody
listening that could give you a ride in.

Speaker 1 (01:25:29):
A monster truck.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
I'm talking big Foot. I guarantee we got not a
jack lifted.

Speaker 4 (01:25:34):
A free fifty I know, I want a monster truck,
monster truck ride. I want to crush a car. I'm
want to go off that ramp and backflip. Well, I
bring it up because Remerton, Washington just the other day
had themselves a monster truck rally. He has a lot
of cities too, And the monster truck did what monster
trucks do. It went for a big old jump over

(01:25:55):
the ramp. But when it came down, it is impressive
how much wait the suspension on those monster trucks can hold,
and the way that they can you know, not fall apart. However,
every so often, if it hits just right, you might
see an issue with a monster truck. And that is
what happened in Bremerton, Washington, when a truck made an

(01:26:17):
impressive jump, but when it landed, one of its tires
snapped off and went rolling through the arena.

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
Oh, that's a big tire. It is a huge tire.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
And the problem was, however this arena was set up,
the tire took a perfect bounce, hit another ramp at
the end of the arena, which sent it over the
arena wall into the parking lot.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
Oh, I thought you're saying that a stands. No, thankfully,
not into the stands.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
It went did go to the parking lot though, and
landed on someone's car. There's there's video. Yeah, there is
video of this car from the hood. It hit the
hood and this whole car is just crushed. There's a
man who actually got video of it. This was his
reaction watching the jump, the tire brake, and then the
tire fly over the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:27:07):
Of the stadium. Take a listen.

Speaker 14 (01:27:13):
Oh my oh no, oh my god, no way, no
one's car is gone.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
Oh my god. Why no one's car is messed up?
Smash smash smash.

Speaker 4 (01:27:28):
Thankfully, Uh, no one was injured, there was no people
were around. Uh, and they know of this one car
that was crushed. But after the tire hit that car,
where did the tire go? Did it just keep rolling
through the parking lot? Like what happened? How did this
tire come to a stop eventually somewhere in the parking lot?
Because again, those tires, those tires are eight feet tall.

(01:27:51):
It's unbelievable. So again, thankfully, no one was injured. But yeah,
that car, it's totaled. It is a oh it has
to be. It is an absolute pancake.

Speaker 7 (01:28:03):
Yeah, somebody out there knows somebody with a monster truck
and give Goose a ride.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
Please text us.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Oh absolutely, please please please eight nine name seven? Oh,
I may, I may even I'll trade concert tickets for it.

Speaker 5 (01:28:15):
I don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I wonder.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
I mean, what do you think it costs to build
one of those.

Speaker 4 (01:28:20):
Oh hundreds of thousands of dollars if not more.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars or more for a
new complete monster truck or a.

Speaker 4 (01:28:28):
New complete monster truck. Yeah, for sure, without a doubt.
Now let's see if we can learn you something.

Speaker 5 (01:28:34):
Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 4 (01:28:37):
Yeah, let's make you a little bit smarter than any
word when you woke up today. Think, do you know
what a capitainim is? What a capitain I hope, I
hope I'm saying that right. No, it's it's it's part
it's an English word, or it's it's it's a part
of the English language. A capitainim, you know what I mean? Yes,

(01:28:59):
it has to deal with the this language, like or
a synonym. Yes, a captain is a word that changes
its meeting based on whether or not it's capitalized, like
sue versus sue s u E or you can sue
someone s U E.

Speaker 5 (01:29:20):
March versus March.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Are we talking about the month or are we talking
about you know, marching in a band.

Speaker 7 (01:29:25):
Probably heard that at some point in school, but didn't
retain that one.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
Polish versus Polish can either be people or like. Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
The Transformer's cartoon from the eighties once had a fictional
Middle East city as part of it, and Casey Casem,
who was of Lebanese descent, quit as one of their
voice actors because of the name of this fictional Middle
East city, CARBOMBYA.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
Yep, you can't do that, No, that is that's not guess.

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
Then you could unless you had Casey case some of
their descent.

Speaker 4 (01:30:06):
Yeah, you can't call it Middle East city.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Carbombia, Carbombia. Wow, that was unbelievable. Forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:15):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
Dominoes and Pizza Hut are luxury chains in Japan.

Speaker 5 (01:30:21):
It's probably probably very different.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
Well sure, how different, I don't know. You get a
large large pizza costs you about thirty five bucks over
in Japan for Dominoes or Pizza Hut, which although some
places you go nowadays, that's about normal price thirty five
dollars but yeah, I just uh, that reminds me of
the movie Demolition Man where Taco bell It was the
only restaurant that survived the restaurant.

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
So nice.

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Yeah, five restaurant, fancy restaurant. There's a crazy baseball fact
for you. There have been three players in Major League
Baseball with the first name Arelio, and all three of them.

Speaker 5 (01:30:56):
Have something in common. Do you know what that is? Thick?

Speaker 4 (01:31:01):
No, they were all killed in car accidents.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Oh wow.

Speaker 4 (01:31:05):
Ailio Montaguto died in nineteen ninety, Arrelio Lopez in nineteen
ninety two, and Aarrelio Rodriguez in two thousand. All died
in car accidents. If your name is Arilio, do not
go into professional baseball.

Speaker 5 (01:31:16):
No kidding, or change your name. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:18):
And finally, the most random, crazy fact I think we've
ever shared on this show before. I would love to
test this out somehow. I don't know who did test
this out and how they.

Speaker 3 (01:31:28):
Found this out, but this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:31:30):
You can get a really good estimate of the temperature
in fahrenheit degrees by counting how many times a cricket
chirps in fourteen seconds, and then add forty to that number.

Speaker 3 (01:31:49):
Who studied this.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
I don't know, but you know I'm going to test
it out. I have to, now, you know me.

Speaker 4 (01:31:54):
Yeah, a really good estimate fourteen second count the how
many times a cricket chirps in fourteen seconds, and then
add forty to that number.

Speaker 6 (01:32:07):
Mmm.

Speaker 5 (01:32:08):
Let's see here and then I'll give it just to
get an idea.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
Okay, this is this is three and a half This
is a three and a half second clip.

Speaker 5 (01:32:15):
So let's how many times it doesn't in three and
a half seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:32:20):
So eight times in three and a half seconds, So
that would be thirty two in fourteen seconds.

Speaker 5 (01:32:28):
So the temperature would be.

Speaker 4 (01:32:29):
Seventy two degrees right right right around twenty two? Yeah,
because I bet the warmer it gets, the more they chirp. Yeah,
so you're gonna get a higher ten obviously.

Speaker 13 (01:32:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Coldly you can't get him out fast him out. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:32:42):
So yeah, I would love for someone to conduct that
experiment along with it and see if you come up
with the right number. There you go, learning some stuff
on a Tuesday morning. Seven of the Blitz