Get High With Seth Rogen and Frog Orgies - Blitz Morning 8-26-25

Bands that could still tour with their original lineup
Seth Rogen wants to get high with you
Ants love golden showers and frogs love orgies
Ironing boards have become a thing of the past
A man can tell how many times you pleasure yourself based on your hands

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Clips four days now before the return of college football.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
How are you, Kelly great?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
I want to make sure that thick Rick's well rested.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
I would have to assume so, considering the extra at
least thirty five minutes of sleep he got yesterday, at.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Least at least time no less, Yeah, it's true.

Speaker 4 (00:32):
If not more. Was it thirty five minutes or was
it longer?

Speaker 5 (00:35):
What it was longer?

Speaker 6 (00:37):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (00:37):
Okay, it started before that.

Speaker 4 (00:39):
But how about how long.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
It had to be?

Speaker 5 (00:43):
An hour at least?

Speaker 4 (00:44):
Okay, let's good.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
Now let's see. Wait, when did you text us to
say I'm sorry I missed the meeting.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
When my wife woke me up too far?

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Wait?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
Where was she?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
Where was she? She was upstairs in the office. She
had her own work meeting going on. Oh and when
she done, she came down she said she didn't you
have a meeting? What time is it?

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Yes, the meeting started it too. Got a text from
Picket to fifty nine.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
So I'm not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:12):
I'm just fifty nine minutes over.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
I've been there too, because wake up and you're.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
Like, I don't even know where I was.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Right, Yeah, you were deep in it when she woke
you up.

Speaker 5 (01:22):
And running from my phone to text people.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
I'm sorry, sorry it was it wasn't like we needed
you there. It's fine. I'm glad you got the rest
of you. We did miss you on the meeting, but necessary.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
No, I'm sitting there in front of my computer while
my iPad ready fifteen minutes before the meeting, and next
thing I know, my wife's waking me up.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
Oh you dosed off. Yeah, I've done that.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
You're just I'm just sitting.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
There waiting, you know. God.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Also, I acknowledged that the reason we have a two
o'clock meeting is because of me. Well, of course, norm
we would have it at ten, but I can't do
it at ten. Oh right, so we do it at two.
That is prime nap time.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
It's eleven hours up before I got up.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
I usually I I when I get home, eat my
my late breakfast or whatever, and I'm usually if I'm
doing nap, I'm usually asleep by like eleven thirty. Yeah,
get it over with at the beginning of the day, right,
So how are you thick besides well rested?

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I'm great.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Okay, So glad to hear it.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
We have got a very busy show today. We have
got more tickets for zucchini Fest. We're gonna play another
round to hide the zucchini. In fact, that's coming up
here in what just one hour, right, We're gonna give
those tickets away just after seven o'clock this morning, so
you can get those VIP passes for a zucchini fest
at Fortress Hobets.

Speaker 2 (02:47):
Coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
What else we got going on? Oh, I want to
talk about what you borrowed and never returned. We'll get
to right about seven forty or if something was borrowed
from you and not returned, and you know, I don't
necessarily want to talk about it, but if it's in
the news, it's in the news. We got to talk
animal sex coming up here at about seven twenty right now, however,

(03:09):
let's get you to day started as we always do.
Blitz morning Trivia. Thick what you got for us.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
Twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff? If you're
the first one to text in the correct answer, real simple.
Seth Rogan says he likes to do this with fans.
This is something that he personally will do with you
if you ask him to. This is Seth Rogen. Tell
us what it is. Be the first one to text
in the correct answer at eight hundred and eight to
one ninety nine seven. Oh and we'll give you that

(03:33):
gift card.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Answer to Blitz Morning Trivia. Thick as what all right,
Seth Rogan?

Speaker 2 (03:40):
We all love him.

Speaker 5 (03:40):
He said he will do this with fans. All you
gotta do is ask. He was on a podcast with
Ben Stiller and uh. He said, he will get high
with you. He will smoke weed with you. He said,
if it seems like it'll really be special for the person,
I will I've had moments where I'm like, this is
a big mo for this person. Least I could do

(04:01):
is take a couple of hits with him.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, if you're a smoker, I mean I would have
to say, Seth, Snoop and Willie would be the top
three that anyone would want to sit down to smoke with.

Speaker 5 (04:12):
He just co founded a cannabis brand called house Plants.

Speaker 3 (04:15):
Still as good as thick Rick who offers to grow
for you?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
That's true too, That's very kind.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Yes, let's see. Eric Everetts from Logan was the first
one to text in Seth's name. So he's got twenty
five bucks of waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Congratulations, Hi, Kelly trivia question for you.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Uh oh, think of all the big.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
Classic rock bands out there that have been around doing
their thing for a while. How many classic rock bands
do you think there are that could still reunite the
original famous lineup?

Speaker 3 (04:47):
Oh? Geez, I don't even know. I couldn't even venture
a guess. How many?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
How many?

Speaker 1 (04:53):
How many of the classic classic rock bands could still
do not they're going to, but could possibly get their
original lineup to.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
All original members need to be alive, we'll say, from
the eighties back. It must be a small number three.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Not that small? Okay?

Speaker 7 (05:13):
Close?

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah, there are only twenty major classic rock bands that
could be that could reunite if they wanted to, And
in fact the answer is actually nineteen.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They carted.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
They counted heart twice from their seventies lineup and their
eighties lineup. But there are so many bands that actually
could not or could not get back together. Here are
the ones they could. You got Guns N' Roses they
can still get their original lineup together, Aerosmith can do it,
Moley krue could do it, The Journey can still do it,

(05:48):
Iron Maiden Kisses on the list. You've got a heart,
Like I said, twice there on the list. Rage against
the Machine. I still find that harsh reading that to
call Rage.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
Against the Machine a classic journey, Journey, Mountley, Crewe, Aarsmith,
Guns and Roses. Yes, Rage against the Machine didn't they.

Speaker 5 (06:12):
Didn't they get into the rock Hall of Fame.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Oh, I don't know how that it matters, right Night.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Rangers on the list.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
A right Ranger, A Wow, I love this song.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
I'm still there.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I am again Classic rock Okay, David Lee roth Man,
Supertramp is on there. Jane's Addiction, Cheap Trick, Genesis, Scorpions,
the Police, although I don't know if they're gonna get

(06:47):
back together.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
They're fighting right now. They're all suing each other.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
They said they never got any royalties for this song.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah, but the song came out in nineteen eighty three,
Like you would think you would already know you're not
getting spoiled if you're gonna wait forty two years before
before you decide to sue them. Pearl Jams on the
list and Talking Heads can all still reunite if they
were two side decided to do so. Now here's the thing.

(07:17):
There are two bands still acting today considered classic rock.
If you will that are still doing their thing with
the original lineup.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Can you take a bench of a guess classic rock
band still out there doing their thing with the original lineup?
Foreigner Foreigner not on the list.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Actually are they still out there? I mean I know
they're still Yeah, not original lineup. I'll tell you what.
One of them is my favorite band, Number one contract
I saw and the band you hate.

Speaker 5 (07:50):
Oh got a free album from them?

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Oh yeah, you too, still out there doing the original lineup.
And the other one puts on in the absolutely amazing show.
Poisons out there still.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Doing their tram.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
I think they Last time I saw them they were
with Motley Crue and def Leppards.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
They have to be doing those eighties cruises and things
like that. Oh yeah, I bet you can make some
good money doing that, getting on.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Those cruising those cruises.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Interacting with fans.

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah, you got you know, two thousands of people on
a on a ship and you're doing those ships.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I would definitely go on like an eighties rock cruise.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
The only way I'm going on a cruise is going
ship rocked ship?

Speaker 2 (08:38):
Right? Is that like the eighties theme?

Speaker 5 (08:40):
No, it's not eighties, It's like Sonic Temple on a
cruise Oh not that many obviously, but.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Well yeah, Lincoln Park's not going on trips.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, like you know, they get they could be as
a headliner. I could see that. I mean they get
five finger death punch, they.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
Get, you know, man, I don't know if I want
a mosh pit on a cruise ship like a bad idea.
That sounds like something bad is going to happen.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
I would love I mean some of these bands I
would love to get back together. Journey, I don't think
it's ever happening.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Well, I mean, yeah, Aerosmith, it's about time.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
But they did it.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
They did hang it out.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Although he said he was gonna then he came back
and said, I'm gonna try. Let's see, I'm gonna try.
Guns and Roses actual needs.

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Well, I mean they are, with the exception of you know,
one of them so.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
And then the police.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
I would absolutely go see for sure, if they're ever
going to get the original lineup back together. If you've
got one, who would you love to go see? Eight
hundred one ninety nine seven, Oh.

Speaker 8 (09:54):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Our first story takes this over to Chicago, although actually
we should just maybe drive down the street and talk
to someone because White Castle is having a bit of
an issue with their headquarters located here. Maybe someone we
could talk to about this, because we've talked a lot
about AI and how far we've come with AI and
what AI is able to do, and a lot of

(10:22):
companies are implementing AI and embracing AI for things they
want to get done, and it looks like White Castle
has done.

Speaker 2 (10:28):
The same thing with their drive through ordering.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
So in Chicago, pull up to a White Castle drive
through and you're not talking to a person, You're just
talking to the computer right there in front of you,
giving your order, and the order will show up on
the screen and then obviously relays a message to the
inside where they will make your order, and then you're
on and about your way. However, they haven't quite perfected

(10:51):
it yet, because this man in Chicago pulled up to
a White Castle and started placing his order through the
AI system a drive through, and this is what happens.

Speaker 9 (11:00):
It says one hundred and forty seven dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Why does he say that?

Speaker 9 (11:03):
What the what drink.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Would you like for your number?

Speaker 1 (11:05):
Twelve?

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Combo brew would give me a team member, give me
a team member.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Now you heard him say, why does it say one
hundred and forty seven.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
Dollars or whatever it was? Uh.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
The AI system then went on to charge him nine
other number twelve combos and then one hundred number seven combos,
each with chicken ring sliders and small fries, for a
total of fifteen thousand, four hundred and seven dollars.

Speaker 5 (11:34):
Okay, and obviously something went wrong.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Obviously they need they need to they need to, you know,
tweak their AI system.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
I mean, I've used it at corner of Hilliard Rome
Road in Renner Road. There's a white castle there. Oh
they're using the area. Yeah, and it's been perfect. I
love it. It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Okay, that's great.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
All right, Well that one messed up. Still still a
few bugs in this is it's Chicago thing.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yeah, Like I'm just laying like I'm leaving at that point,
I'm like.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
Yeah, right, just pull.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Then do they go ahead and make the.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Right exactly does it still go through?

Speaker 1 (12:04):
And are they sitting there like somebody's got to call
Jeff in to work early. We need some help.

Speaker 5 (12:11):
You're gonna wait for that guy to pull around in
confirm this.

Speaker 1 (12:14):
Do you really want fifteen thousand dollars where the white castle?

Speaker 5 (12:18):
That guy was mad?

Speaker 2 (12:19):
Dude, you could tell absolutely.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Is that the same as when you're on the phone
talking to the system and you're like, oh right, If
you ever want some entertainment, jump online and just type
in funniest city council meeting moments. Because our second story
takes us over to Cecil Township, Pennsylvania, where there was

(12:45):
a city council meeting and one of the items on
the agenda was apparently, they're in Cecil Township, they have
themselves a moto bike track where people take their motocross bikes.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
And they do the jumps and stuff.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
And a gentleman showed up at the city council meeting
because one of the things on the agenda was they
were talking about shutting down this motorbike track because of
noise ordinances and complaints. You know, if you've seen those
dirt bikes, they can get fairly loud.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
How loud or maybe maybe you haven't.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Heard what a dirt bike sounds like, Well, don't worry,
because this gentleman has got you covered. He came up
to the city council meeting, and while this was him
talking to the city council, I.

Speaker 10 (13:31):
Really just came up here to say that you're either
going to hear them where they're allowed to be, or
you're gonna hear them where they're not allowed to be.

Speaker 11 (13:37):
You need to thank you for the.

Speaker 2 (13:48):
Entertainment, all right?

Speaker 5 (13:49):
Is that it for public comment? Anyone else?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
As long as we're this is literally worth a.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
While, we're gonna have to ask.

Speaker 3 (14:00):
He's so funny, like when he's doing this.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Because not only is he doing the sound effects, but
when he left the podium, like he revs his arms
like you know, as we all do, his kids riding
the phone.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
And then and then he like peels his head back.
He's like he's taking off.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
It is so good.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
But the thing was, they're just sitting there and they're
trying to like, you know, follow the rules, I guess,
and the city council members like, okay, state your name please,
and all he says is I.

Speaker 10 (14:31):
Really just came up here to say that you're either
gonna hear them where they're allowed to be, or you're
gonna hear them where they're not allowed to be.

Speaker 1 (14:47):
Why does he wait? Why does he sound like the
screaming goats.

Speaker 5 (14:51):
That that's what I was taking like he was a
sheep there all of a sudden instead of you know,
the dang.

Speaker 1 (15:01):
But I mean he's got kind of a point because
it's not like people are going to stop riding their
motocross bikes. You either give us a place to do it,
or we're gonna do it anyways, and you're gonna hear
the noise anyways.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I mean that makes me want to go to a
community meeting.

Speaker 2 (15:16):
Absolutely, that is there a chance.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Of that happened.

Speaker 5 (15:20):
Let's hear you do it, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
That actually sounds like the dancing frog song came out.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
What was that was?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Was it called dancing frog?

Speaker 4 (15:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:32):
What was it called?

Speaker 5 (15:34):
Oh shoot?

Speaker 4 (15:35):
You remember the dance song?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
And it had the frog with the with the.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
Like airline pilot glasses on his head. Well, anyways, that
is your not so breaking news, Night nine seven, the blitz. Well,
a few times a year we hit those particular dates,
and I know, like, for instance, this Saturday, the return
of college football kind of a monumental date for a

(16:05):
lot of people very excited. However, today is a monumental
date for a lot of people that they have marked
on their calendar. And that is because some people will
be running right over to Starbucks to get their PSLs.
Oh yeah, it's officially Pumpkin Spice Lott season. You know,
if you go to the store, the Spirit Halloween's already
popping up. I know a lot of stories already putting

(16:26):
up decorations and things like that as we get ready
for Halloween.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
My first Spirit Halloween on Saturday the Jim Yes which
one it was at Easton?

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:40):
And if you are getting ready for that fall type weather,
there's a woman on TikTok who's kind of gone viral
because it is time once again for the butter candle phenomenon.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Go away the butter candle.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
I don't know if you've heard about this, but basically
it's this trend now where people are taking soft butter
and then you get a wick and form the soft
butter around the wick and then freeze it. And then
you get yourself like a loaf of sour dough bread
if you're having like friends over or whatever, and you

(17:12):
kind of dig a hole in the sour dough bread
and put the butter stick in the middle, and you
light the wick and then the butter will.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Melt over the sour dough bread.

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Okay, and people are getting all kind of worked out.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
They're like, oh, it's butter candle season now.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Apparently.

Speaker 1 (17:29):
The one thing you do have to do, though, is
you're supposed to get the food grade wick, which is
made with hemp coated beeswax, because that's safe to eat.
Not that you're eating a lot of wick, but and
so basically it's like pull apart bread, you know, like
the butter is dripping over the bread. Then when you're
ready for some bread and butter, you're just already melted

(17:50):
on there, and you just go ahead and enjoy your
buttered breads.

Speaker 5 (17:56):
Like a lot of work.

Speaker 7 (17:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (18:00):
So if I see one of those, all I can
think of is the person with their bare hands all
over the butter that's going to be on.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
You can't eat everybody's house.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
You canny eat it everybody's house.

Speaker 2 (18:16):
Yeah, Just then they just squeezing the butter into the mold.

Speaker 6 (18:20):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (18:21):
I bring this up because entering this, uh, this certain season,
I have never heard of a butter candle before. But
do you have like an old like a special family
recipe or something that you can think of like a
butter a fall butter candle. Because my mom was such
a poor cook, we didn't have any of the family.

(18:46):
Everything was so basic in our house. It was spaghetti
but you got the ragu jar of sauce. It was
mac and cheese, but all she did was boil elbow
noodles and dumped cheese whiz on top of it.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
It was you.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
It was basic white people.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
Tacos with ground beef and what the or what is
that the taco sauce package?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
This seasoning.

Speaker 5 (19:11):
Now we know why you went to culinary class. Oh,
one of the major reasons. For sure, we were gonna
leat well after that, I think.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
We had I think we had six items on our
family's menu and that was really about it.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
That was there a specialty that was good? No? No, nothing,
not at all?

Speaker 7 (19:29):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:29):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
I mean I think if we're going extravagant, she would
get like a New York Strip steak, and.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
That was that was really about it.

Speaker 5 (19:36):
Could you cook that?

Speaker 4 (19:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (19:38):
She did, okay with that. Okay, she's okay with that.
But again, it was just so basic. I was trying
to think if you had anything like to see a
butter candle, a loaf, of bread with a butter candles
show up in the middle of the table. Just would
never happen.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
I mean, I did do a TikTok trend dish one
time back in twenty twenty one, So I did a
trendy dish. But in terms of family stuff, I guess
our Christmas cookies.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
Here's here's a better question. Actually, now that you bring
that up, what trend did you jump on, like a
TikTok trend, or like even before TikTok, some sort of
viral trend, Because I remember back when it was the
what very early two thousands, ninety ninety nine, two thousands
when a gap jumped on. Remember when swing music made

(20:25):
a huge comeback and the Gap Khakis and they were
all doing and big Bag Voodoo Daddy came back, and
the Stray Cats came back. My girlfriend and I at
the time got into swing dancing. We took swing dance
lessons and we went to like one of the swing
dancing nights and we did swing dancing.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Because that was a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
That's a cool thing to do. Yeah, what trend did
you jump on? Thick, can you think of a trend
that you jumped on?

Speaker 5 (20:49):
Break dancing.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Okay, that was Yeah, that was a trend at the
time for sure.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Okay, let me tell you the TikTok dish that I
did one time, because it's really not good. It looked
good on the TikTok videos. It was this baked feta
pasta thing they were doing it twenty twenty one where
you would make like this pennee. You would chop up
like grape or cherry tomatoes, your spices that you liked,
and then put a big block of feta cheese in

(21:16):
the middle. Stick that bad boy in the oven, bake
it up. Baked pasta with feta cheese. But really it
just you were just eating mouthfuls of feta. It was
like the idea was interesting, but like the crumpled, no
block of it, block of feta.

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Before you broke it apart.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
And then you mix it around and all, and.

Speaker 4 (21:39):
So it did melt into it.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
That's kind of cottage cheeseish, like when you break it up,
it melts, but it melted it.

Speaker 3 (21:46):
Just yeah, it's like, what's the pasta doing in here?
I can't even taste it. It's just I'm tasting big mouthfuls.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Of feta almost like you could take bread and like dip.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Yes, now that might have been good, right, that might
have been good, but.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
With the pasta not so much.

Speaker 5 (22:00):
I don't know if it was a My mom turned
me on to the Mississippi pot Roast. She saw it
on a video online, and then I noticed when I
started making it, I was starting to see it everywhere.
But I feel like it was probably around I don't know.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
I do know, well, I do know.

Speaker 1 (22:17):
I've seen a lot of those videos and I have
yet to make the Mississippi version of it.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
But it does look good.

Speaker 5 (22:23):
It's phenomenal.

Speaker 2 (22:24):
So yeah, there's a trend.

Speaker 4 (22:25):
I don't know if that'd be a trick.

Speaker 5 (22:27):
I can't do pot roast any other way anymore.

Speaker 1 (22:29):
Aubrey says, we do handballs hamball, oh hamba meatballs, but
made with ham and ground pork.

Speaker 3 (22:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
I never realized it was unheard of until I was
an adult. Yeah, I've never heard of hamburg made me
with ham and ground pork.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Now you say you're not a big sweets guy, I
can't wait to find out what you think of our families.
Crack brownies come Christmas.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Crack brownie, Well, dickie, that's why we call it crack brownies.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Okay, Carr says, the Adkins diet say goodbye to your
vital organ Oh yeah, I'll.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Tell you what diets as a whole I am always
So you see these diet trends come out and then
a good five maybe ten years later, it's.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
Like, wait a minute, maybe we shouldn't have done that.
Anything that extreme.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
If they tell you to completely cut something out all together,
or if it if it's too extreme, then it's probably
not a good idea.

Speaker 5 (23:29):
Oh you hit your hear'm saying don't eat carbs, cut
out all all cards and weight lifts are going. Are
you out of your mind?

Speaker 4 (23:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
But on the flip end, it's one of the other
things that was the carnivore diet, and it's like, wait
a minute, you need some some veggies and carbs in
your life. Yeah, exactly. Balance if you were kind of
jumped down a trend eight hundred and one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
Oh. Now, the three things you need to know before
you go, Well, if you have.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
YouTube TV and you're looking forward to Saturday's Ohio State
Texas game, you should know that YouTube TV and Box
not been able to reach a new financial agreement. And
if things aren't settled. By tomorrow, all Fox channels will
be removed from YouTube TV.

Speaker 2 (24:08):
We Fox, Yes, I'm going to.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
Fox News, et cetera. Both sides say the other is
being unreasonable. After both, if you have an over the
air antenna, you will still be able to watch the
game on Fox twenty eight. Or you can get Fox's
streaming app called Fox one, or you can go to
Hulu Live TV, Fubo, yeah, whatever, there are options, Fyi

(24:31):
YouTube TV. We have other options. Former Ohio state quarterback
Art Schleisters pleaded guilty to felony drug possession charges from
a traffic stop in the Linden area last year, in
which an officer found a couple of crack pipes and
crack cocaine in his vehicle. The case against the sixty
five year old has been repeatedly delayed over problems with
his health. In fact, he apparently he suffered a fall

(24:52):
about a month ago and was admitted to a skilled
nursing facility about two and a half weeks ago. Yesterday,
he pleaded guilty to drug possess and was sentenced to
two years probation. He will have to submit to weekly
drug testing. Cardinals Catcher Wilson Contreras had an epic melt
down last night when he was tossed from the series
opener between the Cards and Pirates, and he had to

(25:14):
be held back by coaches and then inadvertently hit one
coach with his bat as he crashed out over a
called third strike in the bottom of the seventh Contrera
struck out and as he walked away, he looked back
and mouthed something to the home play dump and then
charged at him. That's when the coaches got involved. Contreras
then launched his bat toward the home play dump but
hit a coach instead. He was ejected, but before he left,

(25:36):
he threw a bucket of high Choose candy onto the
field around the first face line, so people were picking
up High Choose left and right. Cardinals ended up winning
that game, and those are your three.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Oh my gosh, A little game of Hide the zucchini.
I mean, come on, Zucchini Fest going down this weekend
and we want to get you hooked up Fortress oll
Betts and we're gonna get you u Let's see, you're
gonna get two ride passes, two wristbands for the front
of stage area, and some Zucchini Fest swag as well.

(26:11):
Of course, we've got Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday all
kinds of amazing things going down at Zucchini Fest. Kids
rides and wrestling events, car and motorcycle shows, pageants, games, vendors,
a whole bunch of live music as well, and you
can be there. This is how it works. It's very simple.
I've got three clues for you that all involved a

(26:32):
famous Columbus area location. If you can tell me where
I hit the zucchini, then you're gonna get these passes.

Speaker 4 (26:39):
Today's clues.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
Darth Vader, Jaws and John Hammond. Darth Vader, Jaws and
John Hammond?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Who's John Hammond?

Speaker 4 (26:55):
Well?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Eight two one ninety nine seven? Oh if you know
where I hid the zucchini based off of those three clues, Obviously, Kelly,
you do not have an idea.

Speaker 3 (27:08):
I have no idea, no idea. Thickest contemplating, I don't
even know who John Hammond was.

Speaker 2 (27:13):
Every time I thought, I don't say anything. Eight hundred
and eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 1 (27:23):
Oh where did I hide the zucchini around Columbus for
Zucchini festikets? Darth Vader Jaws, John Hammond, your three clues? Uh,
blitz Hi, who's this?

Speaker 2 (27:30):
There's Joe? Joe?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Where did I hide the zucchini?

Speaker 2 (27:35):
Well?

Speaker 12 (27:35):
I didn't hear the hints because I was on my
head set.

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Calling you guys.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Oh you didn't even hear the clue. You're calling in
before you even hear the clues? Uh, Darth Vader Jaws,
John Hammond, those are the three clues? Where did I
hide the zucchini?

Speaker 5 (27:51):
Dolls?

Speaker 2 (27:55):
Go ahead and think about it.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Give us a call back.

Speaker 1 (27:57):
I give you figure it out there you go, blitz Hi,
who's this? Nick?

Speaker 7 (28:05):
All right?

Speaker 2 (28:08):
Where?

Speaker 3 (28:11):
Okay?

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Like a fight song?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Yeah? Where are you at?

Speaker 5 (28:15):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
This is Jason? Jason? Okay, I don't know where we
got Nick from.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Jason?

Speaker 1 (28:20):
Where are you at right now? That sounded like you
were about to march off to war?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
What was that? I was inside the shop? Gotcha?

Speaker 4 (28:29):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (28:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Jason, Darth Vader Jaws and John Hammon to your three clues,
Where did I hide the zucchini?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Coastie is a correct answer right off.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
Nice work.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
Obviously, unofficial Galaxies is there right now.

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Sharks is at Coast SAI.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
And they still have the dinosaur exhibited coast size. Well,
John Hammon is the guy who created Jurassic Park, Doctor
John Hammond.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Whose is that?

Speaker 13 (28:57):
Right?

Speaker 5 (28:57):
God? All I could think of was John Hammond of
Hammon Electronics.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
All I could think it was John hamm the act that.

Speaker 4 (29:05):
None of those are correct? Yes, very good.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Jason Darth Vader jaws, John Hammond all tied into kastside.
That's why I hit the Zucchini, which means you've got
yourself a pair of passes Versucchini Fest. You got the
ride passes, you got the wristbands for the front of
stage area, and some Zucchini.

Speaker 4 (29:19):
Fest swag as well.

Speaker 2 (29:20):
All right, all right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (29:22):
Absolutely you hang on one second. We will have another opportunity tomorrow.
We imagine figure out.

Speaker 5 (29:29):
I just I was clueless on that one.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I tried to make it a little more difficult. I
didn't think it was gonna get it right off.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
I mean, he didn't have any problem.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
He really did not at all.

Speaker 5 (29:37):
Jason was all over it, and I have to.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
Make it a little bit more difficult. Tomorrow we'll have
another opportunity to win with Zucchini Fest.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Man.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
I did not realize how freaky it is out in
the animal Kingdom. A couple stories came across the wire
this morning, and you know, I'm just here to report
the news. Don't kill the messenger. I didn't realize this.
I want to talk about two of the freakiest animals
out there, one of them being some particular frog species.

Speaker 2 (30:12):
They just get it on and orgies.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I did not know this, And in fact, not only that,
they have found out that some of these male frogs
will actually change color during the mating orgy so as
not to be jumped by other male frogs. They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa,

(30:38):
whoa fag out, homie, I'm one of you.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
They're trying to put a square peg into a round hole. No, no, no, no,
I'm not doing that.

Speaker 3 (30:49):
Yeah, apparently these it's basically the no homo color.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
Kind of yeah, kind of.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
The frogs are all we'll all get together during mating
season breeding, but it's just a it's just a hodgepodge
of a.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
Whole bunch of ribbting action. Some people consider it riveting.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
They call it ribbiting, and uh yeah, some of the men,
some of the male frogs will then change color as
to not.

Speaker 3 (31:19):
Be going on here. Stay keep your distance, keep.

Speaker 1 (31:23):
You distance right right, We're all we're all trying to
accomplish the same goal, and the two of us doing
this thing is.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
Not going to accomplish that goal.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
So yeah, if you ever are out and about during
mating season, keep an eye out for that frog orgy
that'll be happening, which some people might consider pretty freaky.
If you've ever been a part of that lifestyle or
that sort of thing, you're like, that's as far as
I'm willing to go. That's that's that's letting my freak

(31:53):
flag fly. Oh but they got nothing on ants. Let
me tell you what's going on in the kingdom. The
ant kingdom could be some of the freakiest of them all,
because apparently some people have found that there is a
way to get rid of ant hills. If you see
the little piles of sand and you see the ants

(32:14):
all going in and out of what's going on, Apparently
some people have decided, you know how to get rid
of an ant hill, You just pee on it.

Speaker 4 (32:22):
That's how you get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Well, as it turns out, apparently ants don't mind a
little golden shower because ants are actually more attracted to it.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
What.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Yes, apparently there is a compound inside of our.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
Black stuff.

Speaker 1 (32:45):
Yeah, Urrhea apparently is a compound. They found in it
and basically ants love it more than sugar water.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Wow, they're up there, like, give it to me, daddy,
rained down.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
What they do say?

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Though?

Speaker 1 (33:06):
Is it for whatever reason you want to use your
pp uh pee and a jar and leave it aside
for a little bit, because then it will ferment and
basically become more ammonia ish and the ants hate that. Okay,
So if you if you feel the need, if you

(33:26):
don't feel like going to Ace hardware and getting yourself
a little ant spray, you can just pee in a
mason jar and put it on the shelf for a
little bit and then use that.

Speaker 2 (33:37):
Is it weird?

Speaker 5 (33:38):
I want to go home and pee on a manhill.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
That's a little weird.

Speaker 5 (33:42):
That is a don't you want to test the theory?

Speaker 1 (33:45):
Don't you?

Speaker 2 (33:46):
Though? Wait?

Speaker 3 (33:47):
Are you the one who just like you might take
a whiz in your backyard if you're out there and
you don't feel like going in. I mean I think
some dudes do just take a whiz in the car.

Speaker 5 (33:56):
Should Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:57):
Oh absolutely, yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:59):
I mean you can't. I don't not faulting you for it.
I'm just saying you may have tested it out without you.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
I'm outside doing yard work. I'm all dirty and sweaty. Yeah,
I'll go on the girl. I don't want to go
in the house and all a mess like that your neighbors.
Yeah no, I got I got a fence behind. No,
between the shed and the fence, nobody can see anything.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
Yeah. Yeah, I've definitely done that.

Speaker 1 (34:18):
But we've been like outside late night, maybe like a campfire,
and I'm like, I'm not going all the way inside.
I'm just gonna walk over to the over to the
fence over here for you.

Speaker 5 (34:25):
It's right, we're guys.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
But yeah, I mean, if you see yourself in ant hill,
I just say I would say think twice now before
you head on over, because if you look down and
you just got a bunch of ants just arms up, like.

Speaker 5 (34:40):
Yeah, yeah, I want to I want to test.

Speaker 2 (34:43):
They've got all all eight eight arms, six arms?

Speaker 4 (34:46):
How many do they have? Well, I wonder six.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
I have a good idea. Do pee on an anhill
and if they all die, then you need to go
to the doctor.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Oh I gain, No, that's a good medical test. Yeah,
that's right.

Speaker 5 (34:58):
But like if I if I like poor coke soda
right on the ground, you know, and then come back
an hour later.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
Gonna be say I'm glad you're clarify.

Speaker 4 (35:08):
I'm like, you just wasted one hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (35:09):
Well, there's gonna be answer. There's gonna be ants all
over it. Right, So I wonder if I do the same,
even if there's no ants there, If I go and
pee and then come back an hour later, if there's
gonna be ants all over it, Oh good, they can
come to it. Will they come to it? I guess
like they will.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Shoogar right, that's a good question. I mean they say
they enjoy it more than sugar water.

Speaker 5 (35:29):
I'm gonna test that, you see. I'm gonna test this
rubbing around.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
I'll take video. They're like, oh, they're rubbing their face.
They're like, oh, sweet juice, Okay, sorry.

Speaker 5 (35:41):
The nectar, the god nectar of the gods. Look at
the gods have given.

Speaker 4 (35:46):
Little ants out there.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
They got their glow sticks just ready to party, like,
let's gus bring it down. I was reminded yet again
last night as I was prepping dinner. I was making
this uh potato and onion little thing. I like to

(36:10):
make with mystak, and they needed to cut up a
bunch of potatoes and cut up a bunch of onions
and mixing some seasonings and stuff. So I reached up
in the cupboard and grabbed a big tupperware thing that
would hold everything that had a lid. So when I
was done, I could shake the potatoes up and everything
evenly coated.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
And I put it in sink. Just so happens.

Speaker 1 (36:29):
Nora walked into the kitchen at the exact same time,
and she said, are you finally going to return that
piece of tupperware to Kelly. It's from the cookies you
made me with all the extra chocolate chips in them,
the elongated tupperware things.

Speaker 3 (36:45):
If I ever give you anything in a container, the
container's yours. It's part of the gift.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
Oh okay, but I didn't know that. Yeah, she has
bugged me many many times.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
Oh, no, you return the.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
Tupperware pleased if you're using it, Yeah, you just toss it. I.

Speaker 2 (37:00):
Oh, it's a good time work okay, good we get
rid of that thing.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
Yeah, it's all yours. Yeah, no guilt there.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Getting her on the phone, tell her f off, leave
me alone. Stop blugging me. I know what I'm doing, woman, Lord.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
I knew that.

Speaker 4 (37:15):
I already knew that.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
I knew that I was meant to keep that that
was a.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Gift to me.

Speaker 2 (37:19):
Kept blugging me, probably a half dozen times.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
She's like, you're gonna take it back to Kelly. You're
going to take it back to Kelly.

Speaker 3 (37:27):
She's a woman, isn't wonder though, if I've gotten something
from any of you that I haven't returned days that
same deal here?

Speaker 1 (37:35):
Okay, work goes fine, Yeah, okay, but here's the question.
Did you ever borrow anything and like and not return it?
Or did something ever get borrowed and not returned? Nine seven? Oh,
you're laughing, thick like you.

Speaker 5 (37:53):
Well, what's the what's the statute of limitations on a
library book?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (38:00):
And I'm talking about borrowing one, not checking one out?

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Did you you walked out with one stolen?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (38:08):
Yeah, I've got to take it back.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Okay, Well you're asking the statute limitations? How long ago?

Speaker 5 (38:13):
Is this always over thirty years?

Speaker 13 (38:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (38:15):
Okay, yeah, absolutely, he said, I'm going to take it back.

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:18):
I like the energy.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
What what book?

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Is it?

Speaker 5 (38:20):
A hammer of the Gods? Is the Story of led Zeppelin.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Okay, and you you accidentally borrowed this book from the
Columbus Library or.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
No, it was no accident.

Speaker 2 (38:29):
Oh, you just you ticket. You took a ticket, Okay.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
I just didn't check it out. I was there, I
was doing stuff, and I saw it and I started reading.
I'm like, oh, I got to read this, and I
didn't think about it. I didn't check it out. I
was in high school, okay.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
And I feel like you did think about it, though,
because in high school you know that you have to
check books out of the life.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
But I had already checked out two books. And then
I stumbled upon that and I just and then I
sat down and started reading through it. And then I
just took.

Speaker 4 (38:55):
Picked up all the books, yes, and walked out.

Speaker 5 (38:57):
And then I took the other two books back. But
I just.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
Let's go.

Speaker 5 (39:02):
That's why I asked.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Yeah, that's a good question. I do like those stories
Probabu all the time. I want to drop a book
off in the in the book flot yeah, and they
go to return it and it was checked out, like
nineteen sixty.

Speaker 5 (39:12):
And now I wish I could do that, but they
would not know it was checked I don't know what
would they do if they got it back and it
had never been checked out. They'ren to look and go,
what is this?

Speaker 1 (39:21):
You have to assume it's still got the card and.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
Yeah, then they know it's there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Just think of all those poor high school boys who
wanted to read that book in the past. Yeah, all
these year thirty years of high school boys. Yeah, they
didn't check that book out.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
There's got to be at least a dozen high school
students that found their way to rap music because they
wanted to read about led Zeppelins. I got the chance,
and next thing you know, they're off to you know.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Ic P and M and M.

Speaker 5 (39:50):
I mean, you know, we're discussing what's upline? Need to
pull it out and see this happened?

Speaker 4 (39:55):
All right?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
That's true, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ever ever borrow anything and not return it?

Speaker 13 (39:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Us.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
I borrowed a par of jeans from a roommate of
mine back in my of my twenties. These jeans, like
you know when a pair of jeans fits you really
really well, and it's like you don't have a pair
of jeans that fit you this well, but your roommate does,
and they don't wear them that often don't never know,

(40:27):
but she'll let you borrow them.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
Uh huh, no problem.

Speaker 3 (40:30):
I ended up just going ahead and just putting them in.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
My drawer after a while, after the third was You're like,
I just put things over here. It's too much work
to walk to her room to borrow the jeans, and
I know I'm going to borrow them again, right, so
I might as well just put them in my drawer
until the next time I'm going to borrow them.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
And then one time she's like, do you know where
those jeans are? Because she knew I borrowed them, and
I'm like, oh, no, I don't know where they are.
But then, you know, she kind of asked me about
it again, like, well, let me see, did I maybe
I accidentally put him in with my stuff? I'm like, oh,
there they all. Oh I did accidentally put them in
with my stock.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Car red handed eight one ninety ninety seven. Oh what
did you borrow and never return or something got borrowed up?
Blitz hi, who's this, Tristan?

Speaker 2 (41:20):
What did you borrow or what got borrowed?

Speaker 13 (41:23):
When I went to graduate, they tried to hold my
diploma because apparently in fourth grade I had borrowed a
book from the library, and they were going to hold
my diploma until I paid the thirty five dollars for
the damn Captain Underpants book.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
That I oh, my god, Captain Underman. I have heard
of that.

Speaker 5 (41:44):
My son loves that book.

Speaker 4 (41:45):
Yeah, I've I've heard of them holding on to the stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:49):
Why did they even let you out of elementary?

Speaker 4 (41:52):
Yeah, they should have held you back.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
You should have held you back from middle school until
you paid it come back after fourth grade. That's insane, Tristan,
thanks for the call, man, have a great one.

Speaker 13 (42:01):
Yeah, you'll have a good one.

Speaker 5 (42:02):
Danielle said, my daughter has an entire collection of hoodie
she has borrowed permanently.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, that, I'm sure that happens.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
Blitz. Hi, who's this.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
There, Aaron?

Speaker 1 (42:11):
What what did you borrow and never return or what
got borrowed from you?

Speaker 5 (42:16):
All right?

Speaker 9 (42:16):
So in high school I did a girl and borrowed
U and DVD of Pink Floyd's The Wall, and then
we ended up breaking up, so she never asked we're back,
So I never returned returned.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (42:29):
The funny part is a few years later I get
with her friend and she says.

Speaker 13 (42:34):
That's my DVD. I was like, the hell it is sorrow?

Speaker 1 (42:39):
Oh yeah, so actually it was not your axes. It
was actually your exes friend, the one that you ended
up hooking up with and she ends up getting it back.
It went full circle anyways, yes.

Speaker 9 (42:52):
And then we end up I ended up marrying her.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
So it's is that kiss me?

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I mean that's kind of yeah. What is that?

Speaker 1 (43:00):
The sisterhood of the Traveling Wall? That just went full circle?

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Thanks for the call, man, blitz Hi, who's.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
This, hey, blitz?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
Oh?

Speaker 13 (43:12):
Yeah, so I was calling about the borrow?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, who's this? It's Josh? Josh? What did you borrow
and never returned?

Speaker 1 (43:19):
Well?

Speaker 12 (43:19):
I was working out of state in name one time
and borrow some wise wise and I'm still with her.

Speaker 5 (43:23):
Oh never nave that?

Speaker 2 (43:30):
No? No?

Speaker 4 (43:31):
Was it?

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Was it worth the borrow? Or do you regret borrowing it?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
No?

Speaker 9 (43:35):
Absolutely? Not his best decision.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
I remember there you go, all right, Well, I guess
keep it.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I guess at this point, at this point, you could
just keep it.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (43:44):
Eight ninety nine seven? Oh what did you borrow and
never return?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Or what gar borrowed? Blitz? Hi? Who's this?

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Hey?

Speaker 13 (43:54):
What's it going on with your goose.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Tony, Tony, what's up man? What did you borrow and
never return? Well?

Speaker 9 (44:03):
I don't borrow things, and I definitely definitely tell that
anybody borrow anything.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
Okay, So nothing, He just that, Yeah, he's like, no,
I'm not letting anyone borrow anything because people don't return things,
which I totally get.

Speaker 4 (44:16):
What you got, Kellen.

Speaker 3 (44:17):
This person texted a friend borrowed my wedding jewelry to
wear in her wedding? Has her something borrowed? It's been
ten years?

Speaker 1 (44:24):
Oh, but I mean is it well, I mean I
guess it's it's part Yeah, it's part of the plan
to borrow something. But yes, then you're supposed to return
it without a doubt. Eight eight two one ninety nine seven.
I'll give us a call, shoes TEGs. What did you
borrow and never got returned?

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Nine? Next, some of the blitz?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
What did you borrow and never return? Or well got
borrowed from you and never returned? Julia's on the phone, Julia,
what's up?

Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hey, good morning morning?

Speaker 4 (44:55):
What did what did you borrow and never return?

Speaker 6 (44:58):
When my daughter went around in eighth grade, ninth grade,
I used to borrow her clothes, her shirt, and I
would always stain them. I'd always get something on it,
and at that time, I didn't know how to get
stuff out of them, so I was super careful. One
day and I'm doing laundry hand, I'm wearing one of
her hoodies, and I was pulling white clothes out and

(45:22):
I was putting them over my arm, not thinking. When
I got the clothes in the dryer, the bleach in
the white clothes had bleached the arm on her fudle.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Oh yeah, now, wait a minute, that's a pretty good
flex as a mother to say I'm sharing clothes with
my ninth grader.

Speaker 2 (45:43):
I mean.

Speaker 13 (45:45):
A long time ago.

Speaker 1 (45:48):
Wait so you you just have to be just a
tiny little thing back then and could wear kids clothing.

Speaker 6 (45:54):
Not that tiny, but she was a little bit bigger.

Speaker 2 (45:57):
Oh suit, What did it make shopping easy?

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Where you're just like, I'm just gonna, well, we'll shop
for the both of us and we'll just share clothes
back and forth. I mean, I'm looking at that as
the money saving issue.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Yeah. I never bought nice stuff for myself, but you know,
the kids are in school right, have some cool.

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Stuff, and then you'd be just the most fashionable mom
out there and al.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
So you're probably buying it for her. So actually they
are your clothes, right.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
Yes, you do technically home you got that right, Yeah, Julian,
thanks so much for the call. I really appreciate it. Blitz, Hi,
who's this.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
It is? I feel like there's I feel like there's
some kind.

Speaker 12 (46:40):
Of comics they tell me turning music down?

Speaker 4 (46:45):
Yes, absolutely did you? Did you borrow something and I
return it?

Speaker 12 (46:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (46:51):
What did you borrow?

Speaker 12 (46:52):
I borrow a pike from my brother, A pipe capt.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
It he I was gonna ask what kind of pipe?
But now we don't need to know what kind of pipe?

Speaker 5 (47:05):
You just used it.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
He just used it.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I don't think you're stuffing that thing with tobacco in
there around the campfire.

Speaker 2 (47:15):
What was it about the pipe?

Speaker 13 (47:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (47:17):
We hung out, darned it.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
I wanted to know what kind of like what was
it was it?

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Was it shaped?

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Was it just like a regular bowl or did it
have some you know, unique Was it shaped like a
like a gargoyle or something?

Speaker 3 (47:27):
And tell you this pipe there is that was That's
probably one of the best smells in the universe. Is
somebody smoking like a tobacco pipe like that? Smell of pipe.

Speaker 2 (47:40):
I don't know the last time i've.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah, I have, probably haven't smelled it in thirty years.
So my grandpa used to smoke a pipe.

Speaker 1 (47:48):
And.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
What is that cobble?

Speaker 5 (47:53):
It could be wood, a real pipe.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
What did Frosty have the cobble?

Speaker 5 (47:57):
Would corn cob? Corn cob pipe?

Speaker 2 (47:59):
That's what you know?

Speaker 5 (48:01):
Hangs out?

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Yeah, it hangs out. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:03):
So it was it like one of those ones that
was like curled down like a like an elephant trunk.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Yeah, okay, oh.

Speaker 3 (48:08):
Yeah mine wasn't, but yeah those are good. Anything that
that has that tobacco pipe smell. Oh my gosh, I
love it.

Speaker 5 (48:15):
I love it, Tammy Nice said. A friend of mine
borrowed my White Fluffy Clouds book, which Brandon Boyd from
Incubus wrote. I bought it at their concert decades ago.
Now it's out of print so crazy expensive to replace.
She periodically looks on eBay.

Speaker 1 (48:30):
Oh that sucks, try and find it. All right, let's
see if we can get one more in here. Blitz, Hi,
who's this? This is Steve?

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Steve?

Speaker 1 (48:37):
What did you borrow and never return or what got
borrowed from you?

Speaker 2 (48:40):
All right? So check it.

Speaker 12 (48:41):
When I was in elementary school. My whole family smoked
a lot. I had one of those cool starter jackets
like everybody did the nineties. You know, my heart was
in high school. She borrowed it, came back, it smelled
a whole bunch of like smoke. Didn't check anything. Later
that day, somebody said a trash can on fire in
my elementary school, and they went to the kid that
smelled like smoke who had a lighter in his pocket. Oh,

(49:06):
it was a great situation. My grandma got called down
everything else, and that's how my aunt got caught for
smoking way back.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
In the day.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Wow, man, Now here's the question, because you know, truth
be told, there were really only sure everyone wanted one,
but there were only three that mattered. Number one being
the Charlotte Hornets starter jacket. The Chicago Balls wasn't bad,
and then the Orlando Magic. But the Charlotte Hornets one
is what the one that everyone wanted, which.

Speaker 12 (49:31):
Raiders the Hornets with the gorgeous like yes.

Speaker 4 (49:37):
The purple and light blue.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Yeah, I love it. Thanks for the call, man, Hope
you have a great one. Eight ninety nine seven. Oh
if you got one?

Speaker 2 (49:45):
Now, all right, the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 3 (49:50):
Well, it's back to class yesterday for students and teachers
at World Language Middle School in the Columbus City School System.
One person who wasn't there, Assistant principal. Marcia Davis, is
the wife of Michael Davis, an accuse serial rapist, and
has been indicted on several counts herself, accusing her of
helping her husband out by giving money or some other
items to prevent two of his alleged victims from going

(50:12):
to the police. These are all accusations she is charged.
I think she's facing four charges. Michael's facing twenty counts
involving seven women. His trials underway this week in Franklin County.
Marcia was indicted last week. Her first court date is
a week from Friday. New research linking weight loss drugs
like ozepic and wagovy to a possible reduction in cancer risk.

(50:35):
A study published in Jamma Oncology finds GLP one drugs
are associated with a seventeen percent overall drop in cancer
risk and a forty seven percent drop in ovarian cancer specifically.
That's huge. Huge.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Is JLP one becoming like the miracle drug for every
because this is like the umpteenth instance where the side
effects are helping with other things.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Right, the benefits are enormous. It sounds like researchers say
it is unclear whether the benefit comes from the dream,
excuse me, the drug itself or the weight loss it causes.
So they think that maybe being thinner, you know, but
still who cares. It's the same result.

Speaker 1 (51:15):
But it's also things like we talked to what we've
talked about before, things like certain OCD type personality stuff
they've found it helps with. They have found addiction issues
like with smoking, they've found that it helps with.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
It's unbelievable. Yes, burning Man off to a rocky start
this year. Is a huge dust storm is swept across
Nevada's black Rock deserts, sending tense tumbling, basically flattening art
exhibits and reducing visibility to almost nothing. At one point
there was what was described as a wall of blowing
dust moving at thirty miles per hour.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
They had to shut down gates and the airport at
burning Man and everything was reopened on I think Sunday
night early yesterday. There was an eight hour wait to
get in because so many people had not gotten into
the event yet. Now they're looking at thunderstorms and flooding
through Thursday, which that seems to be a yearly problem.

Speaker 1 (52:11):
Yeah, last year they had some major flooding. They had
like tents like floating through the campgrounds and stuff.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Yeah, a few years ago they did. My nephew was there.
Is the only reason I know is he we were
kind of keeping in touch throughout as they were stuck
at burning Man, Like I think a full.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Week, zero desire to go on there.

Speaker 3 (52:30):
That's what he said too. I'm like, you think you'll
go back, And he's like, no, I don't think. I mean,
he's like sort of semi regular attender. But I'm like,
you know, I think you do run out of substances
at some point. You've got to like come back to
reality and put yourself out of.

Speaker 1 (52:45):
The flooding and forget you know, the weather, the flooding,
the rain, the eight hour delay. We had the story
yesterday there was a guy on his way to Burning
Man who got pulled over in his van with all
the he had all the drugs. Yes, So I was
telling you the story yesterday. If your burning Man hookup
doesn't pick up his own he's probably in jail because
this guy had a cargo van full of everything.

Speaker 5 (53:08):
God, it seems like they always have weather problems with it.
They had the protesters block and the.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
Entrance before just oh the pesting, I forget.

Speaker 5 (53:18):
So it was climate stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Ah, yeah, you're right. Anyway, they this huge dust storm
also interrupted air traffic at Phoenix's Sky Harbor. They had
to shut things down for a while there as this
dust storm moved its way through. So it was pretty bad.
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
So I saw this on the world wide webs yesterday
and I can't believe it turned into such a heated
debate online.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
And then I had to think about it.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
I know where I've fall and I'm very curious as
to where you fall in this. And I want to
do a quick little survey eight hundred and eighty two
one ninety nine seven oh to see where blitz Nation
falls on this, because the question arose do you have
an ironing board in your house? And I was like, oh,
wait a minute, who doesn't.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
We don't.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
No, No, I.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
Feel like it's an older person's thing.

Speaker 2 (54:08):
Yes, that's exactly it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
And there are a lot of people that are like, no,
I don't have an ironing board. Do you have an
iron absolutely?

Speaker 5 (54:18):
What are you gonna do it?

Speaker 2 (54:19):
He's a table, Yeah, he's a table. He's a towel.

Speaker 1 (54:22):
Put a towel down on the bed. He's the bed bed. Yeah,
I like a firm mattress.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
It's basically like an iron beauty of an ironing board.
Is that little narrow end?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Yes for the shirt. Yeah, you can pull the shirt down,
but then you got it then it like ding. But
I like I like not having an ironing board because
then if I have like a long sleeve shirt, I
can lay it all out. I can, I can, I
can Jesus the shirt on the table instead of lighting
to roll it and then pull it over the ironing board.

Speaker 3 (54:52):
And so we do have an ironing board.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
You do have an irony board.

Speaker 2 (54:55):
Okay, we don't pull it out that off surprise one bit.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Yeah, I mean you guys have one.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
Oh yes, but we haven't used it forever. It's stuff
sits on it.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
Back in the day like yours. Like people are having
to iron their shirts every day for.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
Work, right.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I do remember there was a time where I had
to do the whole shirt and tie to work, and
I would iron just about it every morning. But yeah,
it's just such an old I don't want to say
old person thing, but kind of an older person thing. Sean,
we don't have one, Kim says, I have anny board.

(55:33):
Let's see eight six five nine ironing board as much
easier here you, Oh, Doug said, I have a dryer.
I will tell you this when we moved in. When
we moved into our house in June, I went and
I went to get some new living room furniture and
I bought a new washer and dryer because our condo
didn't come with the washer and dryer.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
This washer and dryer has a steam function.

Speaker 5 (55:54):
Oh, I love kidding.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
I never even heard of this before.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Tell me about no reason.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
To even iron anymore because the dryer actually that you
have to buy one of those double connectors. Obviously, the
washer hooks up to your hot and cold water line. Yeah,
but they have a little split and the dryer hooks
up to it, so it sprays a little water inside
the dryer and then it dries the steams the clothes

(56:22):
so you don't have to Incredible, it's pretty nice. I'm
not gonna lie that little steam feature that is super fancy.

Speaker 3 (56:30):
It's like a biddet for your dryer.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
It is like a bidet for the dryer.

Speaker 1 (56:35):
Yeah, my clothes have got the cleanest buttholes of all the.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Clothes out there. Telling you just a little right on it.

Speaker 5 (56:43):
I do have a steamer where you just like, I've
tried them.

Speaker 2 (56:51):
They never work.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah, right, Yeah, the only ones I've used have worked well.

Speaker 2 (56:56):
Like I'll put the.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Shirt up on the hangar, I'll hang it up and
I go to push and then and then the shirt
just just moves and it's like, no, wait a minute.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
Yeah, you can also get it too wet and then
it's like kind of a mess. But there is a
fine art to it, and they do work pretty well.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Or when or when you have the irons that you
put the water in so it steams out and then
it ends up bubbling through and it soaks your shirt. Anyways, Yes,
let's see iron. No ironing board. Mom and I just
had this conversation. I've gotten either Nigga's like, she has
two ironing boards but no iron. What are you doing

(57:32):
two ironing boards and no iron?

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Jake says, we have three ironing boards. They were all
left in the house. We bought a couple of years ago.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
What are you running your own laundry mat? Who has
three ironing boards? You're not an octopus. You're not out
there ironing multiple shirts at one time. That makes zero sense.

Speaker 3 (57:49):
I have a mini tabletop ironing board. I've used it
one time.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
I have seen those.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I think those are the worst, those little mini ones.
They sit function up like six inches.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Yeah at all?

Speaker 3 (58:00):
What I'm looking to do like a little square inch
of clothes at a time. Right, it's too small?

Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, move move, move makes zero sense?

Speaker 4 (58:09):
Whatsoever?

Speaker 2 (58:10):
Eight one ninetyniney seven. Oh you want to get on it?
I would love to know if you have an ironing
board or not.

Speaker 5 (58:15):
Henry says absolutely yes, you heaven.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
Jerry Heathen If you don't have an ironing boarder apparently
not so breaking news.

Speaker 8 (58:25):
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together. Oh,
women be crazy sometime. Our first story takes us down
to Lee County, Florida. Yes, we have ourselves at WTF?
What the Florida fifty five year old woman is wanted
by authorities for violating her probation after she attacked a

(58:45):
truck that her ex boyfriend was in drem Benjamin was
arrested for showing up at the Lee County home to
damage a truck that belonged to her unfaithful ex boyfriend.
She attacked the truck with a crowbark, causing tons of
damage to the car thousands of dollars of damage to
the car.

Speaker 1 (59:06):
She was taken to jail for the night and pleaded guilty.
She was then placed on sixty months probation. However, she
violated those probation terms and is now has a new
warrant for arrest.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
Here's the problem.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
It wasn't her ex boyfriend's truck, it was a truck
that looked like her ex boyfriend's truck. She has three
prior arrests on her record for drugs and other probation violations,
and she has now wanted and has last been known
to be living in Bonita Springs. Not very Bonita, No,

(59:38):
not very demure, not very Bonita at all. So I'm
sure she'll be spending some time in jail.

Speaker 2 (59:46):
Very demure, very mindful, not very mindful at all.

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Our second story takes us over to Nashville, where a
woman by the name of Jennifer Evans was arrested last
week after she pulled a gun on a man who
allowed his dog to poop on her lawn. Oh, apparently
he didn't clean it up. That's when she pulled the
gun on the sixty year old man with disabilities and
a cane he was walking to his chihuahua Missus Flirt.

(01:00:14):
Let's see Chiuahwa's name, Missus Flirt. The man also appears
to be homeless. It's unclear if this has been an
ongoing issue or a one time thing, but that really
doesn't matter. Police say Jennifer didn't admit to pointing the
gun at the man, and when the officers tried to
take her into custody while she became combative, assaulted three
police officers while trying to be detained doesn't make it worse. Yeah, exactly,

(01:00:38):
We're just gonna make this way way worse. Apparently the
man didn't have a plastic bag or anything with him,
so that's why he didn't pick it up. Not to
mention it looks to be as he was disabled him
with a cane, he can't just go pulling a gun
on him. And if yet a neighbor that came by
and constantly had their dog just pooping your yard over

(01:00:59):
and over.

Speaker 5 (01:01:00):
Oh, I'd be furious.

Speaker 1 (01:01:01):
I could understand being a little furious. But if this
is a one time thing for a sixty year old
disabled homeless man, you don't go pulling the gun on
the guy.

Speaker 4 (01:01:10):
That's just wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Oh you guess somebody over the neighbors. Oh, let's hear
the neighbors talk about it.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Please.

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
It was coming down the road and it was all
ties for police over here.

Speaker 7 (01:01:20):
Yeah, I ain't never nothing like that go wrong around here.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
You can tell that he just shook up. It's very sure.
I mean, I wouldn't been feared for my life.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I would say, when you're homeless, you're not carrying around bags.

Speaker 4 (01:01:30):
You know, you might be carrying your clothing bag. We're
not clogging bag to clean up poot. You know.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
I don't think it would have hurt this lady's yard
plum bit of poop.

Speaker 3 (01:01:36):
To be there.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Okay, never mind, This whole story makes sense now. I
can totally see this being the type of lady to
pull the gun on someone.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Just by her neighbors.

Speaker 5 (01:01:44):
Ain't seen never nothing go back to that first guy again.

Speaker 7 (01:01:48):
Yeah, ain't never nothing like that go wrong around here.

Speaker 4 (01:01:55):
One more time.

Speaker 7 (01:01:57):
Yeah, I ain't never nothing like a go wrong here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
He never nothing like that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:02):
You have to save that clip for any time, for
any time one of us stumbles on the air, like
if Kelly can can't get her sponsorship pulled up for
traffic and she starts making up her own sponsorship.

Speaker 7 (01:02:15):
Ye ain't never nothing like that go wrong around here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
If I ever get tripped up on a news story.

Speaker 7 (01:02:26):
Ye ain't never nothing like gay going wrong around here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:29):
I love the beginning that the little giggle.

Speaker 7 (01:02:31):
Yeah, iin't never nothing like that going wrong around here.

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
Anything anything thick ends up opening his mouth.

Speaker 7 (01:02:39):
Ye ain't never nothing like that going wrong around here.

Speaker 4 (01:02:45):
Taste Test Tuesday. We've been had a lot of fun
with this.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
I'll find uh funky little recipes online and give him
a try, or maybe a local restaurant will come in
and drop off something new for us to try. We've
had good, we've had bad. Last week we had a
mix of the tube because we have that Hinds smoothie that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:03):
Was really gross.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
It's not that great.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
So if you if you actually find one, you can
shoot us a tax eight hundred eight two nine ninety
seven OZH might just give you a little secret recipe
a try.

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
Today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:16):
This is what I've talked about before, because maybe we
can like tweak this just a little bit in that
I'm bringing in something for you guys to try. And
thickest mention he ordered something for us to try, which
he'll be bringing in in a couple of weeks. So
maybe like next week, Kelly, if you find some funky
recipe online, Yeah, you can surprise us with something or
or maybe an odd flavor of snack if you're at

(01:03:39):
some weird grocery store or something sounds good. So today
I've got something for us to try. Looky, looky here,
double stuffed oreos.

Speaker 3 (01:03:50):
Oh yeah, bring it on, delish. I swear if you
make me put something gross on top of it, I'm
gonna be so mad.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Right now, I knew sour cream.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
I'll try that. I'll try that right now. Hand it over.
I was I love sour cream?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
You too?

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:04:08):
Okay, well I'm glad you love sour cream.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
It's gonna taste like cheesecake, That's what I I I
really think that the whole thing all mushed up in
your mouth is going to end up tasting like cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
It's very interesting you say that, yeah, because that's exactly
what it tastes like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:26):
Yes, there you go, Kelly, all right, double stuffed Oreo
dipped in some sour cream.

Speaker 3 (01:04:35):
That's a good dip too.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
That double stuff Oreo sour cream up on there.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Okay, there's a lot of sour cream. Thinks looking at it, think,
I don't think you have enough on there. You need
some more sour cream on Kelly, You got a goot
a little dip, I think so. Yeah, double stuffed Ori
and sour cream taste at.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Tuesday, go for it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Mm hmm, yeah, yep.

Speaker 2 (01:05:06):
Cheesecake, cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
It's really good you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:10):
Ever think of. But you're taking an Oreo cookie. You
dip it in a bucket of sour cream. You know
what to have another one? You have a little more
sour cream on there.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Yeah, I feel like.

Speaker 3 (01:05:28):
This is one of those things you would eat and
would instantly feel like such inner shame what you're doing
with your snack time, like getting real big gloves of
sour cream on a double stuffed or You couldn't even
have the decency to go with a single stuffed Oreo.

Speaker 2 (01:05:43):
You had to go with a you gotta go double stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:05:46):
I don't even know why they sell single stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
And that's the thing first of all, sour cream, Yeah,
sour cream aside, No one should be buying regular Oreos.
The cookieat a cream ratio is way off. You need
more of the center lard from the double stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
But am I wrong though?

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
That this double stuff used to be what a single stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:05):
Look like Now that I'm looking at it, Yeah, yes,
that looks like a single stuff almost.

Speaker 2 (01:06:10):
Yeah, I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
I feel like they're really ripping us off with the single.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
I think they're pulling back on the lard stuffing me too.
And you're getting that's that's borderline one and a half.
That's that's one and a half stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
I know that the double stuff used to be thicker.

Speaker 5 (01:06:25):
Than this, I know it like the mega stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:26):
So now the mega stuff is the double stuff, right,
because it used to be Mega stuff had too much
lard in the center, and then the lard to cookie
ratio was off on the opposite end, as opposed to
the regular oreos where the cookie to lard ratio was
off right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
But yeah, but yeah, how weird.

Speaker 1 (01:06:43):
Would it be if you sit down on the couch
with a bucket of sour cream and a package of
double stuffed Oreos.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
I feel like you're going through something at that point.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
Yeah, that's that's post long term relationship breakup.

Speaker 5 (01:06:57):
It's a good or it's after weed.

Speaker 6 (01:07:01):
That is true.

Speaker 5 (01:07:02):
So I was told somebody can confirm this. At eight hundred,
the Costco sells like you can buy a container of
just the Oreo Oreo stuffing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:15):
I have not seen that. I think I've heard the
same thing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
This is why I can't go to Costco, because that
would be the death of me, just the just the
bucket of Oreo stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:07:26):
You know, I bought a half sheet cake at Costco
of their azing cake, and they have big buckets of
icing that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
You can buy of just their cake icing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
It's so good.

Speaker 4 (01:07:38):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:07:38):
A lot of people are coming at us saying, uh,
don't talk crap about the regular Oreos.

Speaker 3 (01:07:44):
We're not talking crap. We're just saying, listen, big Oreo
is pulling the wool over your eyes.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
If you think big Oreo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
A double stuff, isn't the size of what used to
be a single stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:07:57):
Yeah, I'm saying you gotta you gotta fix your stuffing ratio.
Otherwise we're gonna have a Luigi Typics incident against a
big Oreo and uh, give us, give us our give
us our double stuff filling back sah, well if you uh,
let's see Justica says, I work at Costco and I've
never seen that.

Speaker 5 (01:08:15):
So okay, that's was several years ago.

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
If somebody texted, if you're looking for a little snack,
this is this is the perfect snack to walk into
the kitchen. Let's say it's in between meals or you're
only like about forty five minutes or so from dinner.
Like you don't want to pull crowling, Yeah you're growling.
Walk in, just grab like two oreos, go to the fridge,

(01:08:39):
couple dips at sour cream, and then walk away like
I'm not sure if.

Speaker 5 (01:08:43):
I like it better. It's good, better than the bites.

Speaker 3 (01:08:49):
You know what a delicate process it is to make
a great cheesecake. It's not easy. You have to work
out it, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Cheesecake.

Speaker 3 (01:09:00):
If you don't have the time, you.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
Get in there on that, do you have it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
A try double stuffed oreos and a little bit of
some dip of sour cream. That man, could you imagine
just sitting this up at a party and you just
see people wild like like like chips and salta.

Speaker 4 (01:09:12):
They're just walking up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
Right right in the sour cream, right right in the
sour cream.

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
But hey offer it up during game day this year,
see people say give it a try nine some of
the blitz. We've talked about lists before and in ninety
nine point nineer so other times it turns into a debate.
In fact, it was just what last week at some
point they talked about like the funniest movies of the
past fifty years, and we got into a big old

(01:09:37):
discussion about that. And there's always obviously room for discussion
and people's opinions on what they put on the list.
I will have to say, though, of all the lists
we've talked about, I think I believe that one, this
list is very accurate and two work. I think the
three of us are going to kind of agree on
this list. It is the best TV perform pformances of

(01:10:01):
the twenty first century. So we're talking about the best
performances by an actor or actress in a TV series
since the year two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:10):
Do you want to start us off, Kelly? Can you
think of one right off the bat?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
Michael Scott the Office absolutely.

Speaker 2 (01:10:17):
On the list.

Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Yes, I don't know if they rate these in particularly
he came in at number four if they're kind of
giving it a rating.

Speaker 4 (01:10:24):
But yeah, he was fourth on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Dick.

Speaker 5 (01:10:28):
Can you think of one Tyran Lanister Game of Thrones.

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
Tyran Lanister Game of Thrones that would be number twelve
on this list? Yeah, Petered English, absolutely number one should
be completely obvious.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Tony Soprano, you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Hold on to that thought, real quick. Hold on to
that thought. He No, not number one on the list.

Speaker 5 (01:10:47):
Okay, all right, Oh what's your name? From Sons of
Anarchy Jackson's mom?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
What's Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:54):
Yeah, hey, Peggy Bundy Peggy By? Yes, good, but no,
not on the list. No, number one on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
Brian Cranston walking breaking back yet for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Also on the list, Julia Louis Strefus from Vye, John
Hamm mad Man's on there, Steve Crowley Office, Yeah, carry Coon,
The Leftovers.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
I haven't never seen the show I have. That's good,
good one. Yeah, Michael Kay Williams.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
The Wire.

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
I really want to go back and watch The Wire.
I have heard amazing things about The Wire and I
haven't seen it yet.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Do we have agent Jack Mauer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Hold on to that thought about Nurse Jackie Edie Falco.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
Oh, I've heard a lot about that, but no, she's not.

Speaker 12 (01:11:38):
That is like it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
I want to tell you if you are, that is
a great show. I've heard good things watch Nurse Jackie.
Please do me a favor of watch it. Okay, it's wild.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
Katherine o' hearn shits to the creek.

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Yes, I still don't know the radio rules on that show.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
I mean, I think I've said it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:58):
I mean it's spelled it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:01):
As long as you're saying creek after it, then you're
talking about a movie time.

Speaker 1 (01:12:05):
Jessico Walter, Lucille Bluth on Arrested Development, Great Viola Davis
and How to Get Away with Murder.

Speaker 4 (01:12:11):
I've heard great things about that show.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
You were just talking about Flea Bag Phoebe waller Bridge
as Fleabag, Ian McShane on Deadwood, Peter d English on
Game of Thrones, Jody Comer on Killing Eve, Elizabeth Moss
on The Handmaid's Tail and I'm so glad he got
credit for this. Andre Brauer as Captain Raymond Holds on
Brooklyn ninety nine. That is an amazing part now where

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there is some debate going on, which I happen to
agree with both of you didn't make the list, but
right underneath James Gandolfinik for Sutherland in twenty four and
I'm really shocked this one didn't make the list either.
And I'm surprised you didn't call this one out, Bob
Odenkirk from Breaking Bad and Better Call Saul?

Speaker 2 (01:12:55):
You, oh you did.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
I'm the one who says better Paul Saul might be
better than Breaking Bad. I'm telling you you'd have to
see it for yourself. I enjoyed it. I think I
may have enjoyed it more.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Really, Yes, I have seen the clips on YouTube, and
I love the way they tied it together. Like one
thing I'm obsessed with is the building of the underground
meth lab when the Germans come in. Yeah, I've seen
some of those clips on YouTube's a really cool the
way they do that.

Speaker 3 (01:13:22):
About Lorraine Brocco, who was doctor Melfie on The Sopranos,
she was incredible.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Is that the psychiatrist? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:13:29):
Okay, yeah, Lorraine Brocco?

Speaker 3 (01:13:31):
Is that how you said? I don't know, but anyway,
speaking of actors, are so many good ones.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Speaking of actors, on a flip real quick to a
story that was just released about Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I
really like if you enjoy popcorn action movies slash comic
book movies and you haven't seen The Losers. It is
a great like based off of a comic popcorn action.

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
Movie to check out that he's in.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
But obviously most people know him from The Walk Megan.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Yeah, phenomenal. There's a guy who runs a social media
site and it is j A.

Speaker 2 (01:14:11):
C k e. T. Jacket Diaries.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
Okay, but he uses that word in a different sense
because he swears up and down that he can look
at your hands and tell how often you're you're going to.

Speaker 4 (01:14:28):
Town on yourself.

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
And so by your hand, by your hands.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yes, And his latest victim is Jeffrey Dean Morgan. And
this is what the Jacket Diaries had to say about
Jeffrey Dean Morgan. TA listen, today we got Jeffrey subdermal
fat pad looks healthy, creases looks shallow, thumb knuckle inflamed, thumbcrease, webbing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
Callous, another callous.

Speaker 5 (01:14:53):
I'm gonna say twenty times a week?

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
What twenty times over a week? Now? Jeffrey Dean did respond.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Apparently his wife sent him the video he says, I
can't confirm nor deny the twenty times a week. That's
a heavy workload for anyone, much less, much less an
old fart who's married to a smoking hot younger lady
and either on set or being a dad slash.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
Farmer twenty times cheers to me.

Speaker 4 (01:15:28):
I mean that would be a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:15:29):
I love.

Speaker 5 (01:15:29):
He has such a great sense of humor about it.
His wife was dying laughing. She was, She's the one
who told him about it, and she was He said
he could hardly understand her. She was laughing so hard.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
I mean three times a day, I mean, are you
Are you basically having a meal and then tugging it
like is that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:49):
Your whole day?

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
You need rehab at that.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Point, I think so, I know, three times a day.
By Wednesday, you're just blowing air pockets.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
I mean that's just.

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
That is just you've got nothing but hot size coming
from your pen. If you're going three times size three
times a day, yeah, oh your pen is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:18):
Crying at that point. Just just sadness.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Sadness comes chronic Yeah, yeah, oh for sure, You're Europeen
is nothing but saying words that start with the letter P.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Boom. It's at the point where it's coughing.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
Oh, your pen would have smoker's cough without a doubt.
I got the black long.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Sorry, I said, we're done now.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:16:57):
I'm hotel that authorities call a nuisance perty is now
shut down in western Franklin County. Sheriff's deputies cleared the
rooms that the New Rome Motel yesterday. I locked the
place up. Law enforcement has responded to the business over
eighty times this year. Wow, They've had calls related to

(01:17:18):
drug sales, overdoses, violent incidents, and other crimes. I looked
up pictures of the New Room motel just to get
an eyeball. In the situation. It doesn't look bad. I
would stay there, really, yes, just based on the look.
Now they're not clean, it looks clean. I mean, if
you're wanting to make I guess some type of a
clean deal. Yeah, I guess that's why people are going there,

(01:17:40):
because it's a nice clean deal can be made. And
the rooms aren't tidy.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
They charge why they are?

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
I probably, they probably, But all I'm saying is, you
have a picture in your mind of what a CD
motel might look like, and according to the Internet that
I looked at the Worldwide wabb It looks pretty okay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:02):
He looks like a Motel six.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
It doesn't look bad.

Speaker 4 (01:18:06):
You probably just wouldn't want to take a black light over.

Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Any of the I wouldn't want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
Hotel. I don't care any.

Speaker 3 (01:18:13):
Hotel eleven Royers last night reported that Barstools Sports founder
Dave Portnoy, said to be an analyst on Fox's big
noon kick off the season, has been banned from entering
Ohio Stadium for Saturday season open. I guess six. We
all know Dave Portnoy loves Michigan, so he always is
mouthy about it and in fact ended up I think

(01:18:33):
flying a flyover a plane with a banner that said
extend Ryan Day hashtag go Blue because we keep losing
the Michigan in the last four years. So anyway, there's
this big report that went around last night Dave Portnoy
is banned from Ohio Stadium. They don't want him in there. Well,
this morning, Ohio State Athletic director ross By Yorke told

(01:18:55):
Yahoo Sports that quote, Ohio State did not issue a
ban on Dave port It was Fox that decided. Dave
Portnoy will not be on the main desk of Big
New Kickoff. He'll be on this college Football's show, Barstool
College Football Show, which they're not even at the stadium.
They won't even be at the stadium. Okay, that was

(01:19:17):
not our decision, that was Fox's decision. But no, he
will not be in Ohio Stadium on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
So I guess that's the conclusion to that big story.

Speaker 1 (01:19:28):
You know, even as a diehard Michigan fan, and I
you know, can't Andy. I don't know how if he
actually did put any money in, but he was very
vocal about, you know, helping Michigan get Bryce the number
one quarterback and flip Bryce over to them, and he
was willing to donate a few million dollars to the
nil deal and things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:45):
I'm not a fan and dude, and I don't care if.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
He tweeted last night because there was this big story
was going around that he was banned from Ohio Stadium.
He responded to this report by tweeting a picture of
himself with a fake mustache, and guests who replied to
it Connor asking Portnoy if he needed tickets.

Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
Wow, that's funny. Wow, that's a trick all right, really quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:20:07):
We should learn this week what major cast changes are happening.
At Saturday Night Live, Lauren Michaels announced there will be
big changes for the fifty first season, which premiere is
October fourth. Of the entire cast, Michaels has only confirmed
that James Austin Johnson will return to play President Trump.

Speaker 5 (01:20:22):
That's it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
He's the only solid.

Speaker 2 (01:20:24):
Keena's out on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:20:26):
I don't know, man, We'll see. They have let one
of the writers go Celestiyim. She says she's worked five years,
loved it all, but they were grueling years. She slept
in her office every week and got yelled at by
famous people. So that was her experience, which I think
is most people's experience.

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
I've seen a couple of documentaries and being a writer
for s Ands tough is wol.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
That's no joke. That's trial by fire, right there? Those
are your three things?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Hey, can you reload that song that we just played
kick start mind? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:56):
Yeah, reload that real quick?

Speaker 5 (01:20:57):
Could you please take those orient was away from me?

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Are you still eating them?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Yes? I can't.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
They're still my God.

Speaker 4 (01:21:04):
You ate a whole sleeve.

Speaker 5 (01:21:05):
Dude, sitting right in front of me.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
You ate a whole sleeve of double stuff oreos.

Speaker 5 (01:21:09):
Open giant pack and double stuff oreos sitting right in
front of me. They will disappear right, So you just
want you to play it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:17):
Yeah, play at the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:21:21):
Perfect.

Speaker 1 (01:21:22):
Yeah, it leads perfectly right into our story. Because if
you were to give a cow a voice box, this
is what it would sound like.

Speaker 4 (01:21:31):
If a car.

Speaker 2 (01:21:32):
If a cow needed to get one of the uh, one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Of the old, that's what it sounds like. Well that
was good.

Speaker 1 (01:21:51):
Yeah, gi give me old voice box. If Stephen Hoggings
was a cow, that's what it was. I bring it
up because there was a report that came out not
that long ago. A lot of people were talking about
shark Week and here's the deal. Every year sharks kill
about ten people. We've heard of a couple of bites

(01:22:14):
here and there, but when you're looking at actual death,
you've got ten people.

Speaker 5 (01:22:17):
A year getting killed by sharks.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Yeah, and there's another member of the animal kingdom who
just scoffs and laughs. Those are rookie numbers sharks, which
you got to look at us for cows. More than
one hundred people a year die from being stepped down
by cows.

Speaker 2 (01:22:37):
Yeah, so we need yeah, we need cow week.

Speaker 4 (01:22:42):
The cows are the ones that you got to watch
out for.

Speaker 2 (01:22:44):
It's not the sharks, it's the cows.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
They have fine.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
That According to the scientifically verified databases shark attacks, five
shark attacks resulted in death two, but on average there's
about ten fatalities caused worldwide. So if you're in cow country,
if you're on the fields, avoid the cows.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
They're more dangerous than you think. They will trample you
to death. It is an issue ten times more of
an issue than if you're dealing with sharks.

Speaker 2 (01:23:22):
That's crazy, man. Yep, keep an eye with those sharks.

Speaker 7 (01:23:26):
You ain't never nothing like they go around here.

Speaker 2 (01:23:29):
Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Yeah, let's make you a little bit smarter than you
were when you woke up today. Did you know that
even though one of Brian Adams's biggest hits was Summer
at sixty nine, he was only nine years old in
the actual summer.

Speaker 5 (01:23:47):
But now did he write that?

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
I mean, Summer at eighty nine just doesn't have the
same ring to it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:55):
No, it doesn't. Yeah, but it's really not about the
year either.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
That's true, too, very true.

Speaker 1 (01:24:01):
It takes two hundred and forty eight years for Pluto
to orbit the Sun. That means between the time Pluto
was diagnosed, was discovered in nineteen thirty, named a planet,
and then eventually declassify, declassified, and demoted to a dwarf
planet two thousand and six, it didn't even make it
halfway through one orbit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
It's kind of rude.

Speaker 1 (01:24:23):
Yet, at least give it one full orbit before you
start making decisions.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Give it a second.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Carrots were originally several colors, and the most common one
was purple, but Dutch farmers in the sixteenth century bread
red and yellow carrots to make orange ones, and since
it was their royal color, that became the standard. And
that is now why we eat orange carrots. Yeah, I

(01:24:50):
have seen like purple carrots out there and stuff. You
if you can go to a fancier restaurant and sometimes
it'll be part of the dish. Really they'll use different
color carrots, okay. And finally, in nineteen twenty five, archaeologists
were excavating the ruins of ancient Babylon and they discovered

(01:25:11):
a museum, a museum that dated back to five point
thirty BCE, and there were artifacts from two thousand years
before that. So imagine digging through the ruins of a
place that's nearly twenty five hundred years old and finding
artifacts that archaeologist then discovered back then that were two

(01:25:32):
thousand years before that. The items were actually neatly arranged
side by side. They even had museum labels saying kind
of what they were. I mean, that's kind of crazy.
So imagine in what it'll be forty four twenty five

(01:25:53):
and they're digging through stuff. Yeah, and they come up
on our stuff where they're finding. They're finding like the Motorola,
Star Tech beepers and the Apple two computer, and then
they find our museums from stuff before then.

Speaker 4 (01:26:11):
Wow, that would be really weird to find.

Speaker 5 (01:26:15):
It's like just some giant time capsule.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Yeah, exactly. He find.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
You find an area that's twenty five hundred years old,
and inside of it is stuff that scientists and archaeologists
found from two thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Years before that. That's really cool.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
There you go learning some stuff. On a Tuesday morning,
ninety nine and seven, the Blitz