Goose Is Being Outsmarted By A Rat and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 8-11-25

Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey, you welcome to your Monday back up into the nineties,
which actually happened over the weekend, and it looks like
that's going to be the trend, which I guess I
would rather have. I was just reading an article. There's
some weird weather thing, cold front coming down from Canada.
People in Wisconsin are losing fifty degrees. They're going to

(00:29):
be in freezing temperatures the northern parts of Wisconsin. But
still Yeah, they said there's about ten thousand people in
Wisconsin affected. They're going to go from the eighties to
the thirties.

Speaker 2 (00:39):
That it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
So I'll take the nineties over the thirties right now,
for sure. I'll be on a great weekend, Kelly, how
are you good? Good weekend?

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Yeah, great weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Went to Charlie's high school reunion year really Saturday. We
went up to his hometown and had a great time,
great time, Gallion, Gallant.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
How many? How many people?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Because it's you know, this isn't like the five year
high school reunion. Yes, so obviously people have lived lives,
they've moved on, they may have left the area.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
So how many people actually showed up for this classroom?

Speaker 4 (01:17):
I would say they had a good fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Fifty sixty people maybe okay?

Speaker 3 (01:25):
And when was the last class union?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Ten years ago?

Speaker 3 (01:28):
So they waited ten years? Yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
How many people were in his graduating class?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Do you think about two hundred?

Speaker 6 (01:33):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay, so that's pretty good. Then I've never gone to
one of my high school reunions.

Speaker 5 (01:37):
Went to my twentieth okay, I mean that was it?

Speaker 1 (01:40):
Well year in my line, oh, thirty years, yeah, thirty years.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Yeah, I haven't gone to any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
But there's only man I've only known of, like, I
think there were two that Oh I didn't make it too.

Speaker 5 (01:50):
Yeah, I never got notified on a lot of them.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yeah, I did see one. I think it was the
twentieth or the twenty fifth. I saw something on Facebook,
but I never way.

Speaker 5 (02:01):
Our twentieth was at Dave and Busters.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
You've been there, yeah, yeah, that one, that's where your
twenties had there. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Well, Charlie had never been to.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
One, okay, never Yeah, and so this is my first
chance to meet all the people that he's told me
stories about for years.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's really so how did everyone react since he hasn't
been to one?

Speaker 2 (02:21):
I mean it was so much fun.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Everybody was so happy to see him, and he was
so happy to see everyone, and.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
It was it was a blast. It was a blast
meeting everyone.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
This was like night three of them partying too, like
all the people who had had to fly in for
the reunion and all.

Speaker 1 (02:36):
That's a great idea if you're gonna do, if you're
if you're at twenty, twenty five, thirty years, then make
it a couple of days travel time and all that
kind of stuff. Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
That was a good time.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
How are you. I'm doing great, wonderful man. It's gonna
be uh, it's gonna be a really great week with
mosquito bites. But other than well, that's a gibbot.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
We knew that you had you had friends in.

Speaker 1 (02:59):
We had friends come down from Detroit. Nora's old neighbors
who she's still very close with came down for the
weekend and had an amazing time. Went and saw one
of my favorite comedians on Friday, Chris Porter, was at
Funny Bone in Columbus.

Speaker 3 (03:13):
So yeah, absolutely hysterical. Yeah, first time at the Funny Bone, right,
first time at the Funny Bone room and very great room.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yes, it was. It was a really cool room. They
had they had a major plumbing issue. We went to
the We went to the nine to thirty show, which,
by the way, it was also my first time at
the your indoor outdoor mall city. Yeah it's a really
cool Yeah it's a mall city.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
Cool place.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh, it's very cool place. It was just really I'm
like city shopping. Where is this place?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Oh wait, there's a whole nother mall inside.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
It's a big deal.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
But we got there, Uh, ChRI, Chris was actually sitting
at the bar right we walked in.

Speaker 3 (03:52):
So I walked up and I said hello and all
that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's cool.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And then but then I went to the bathroom and
right there in the center of the bathroom was the floor.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
Drain and it's just.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
And you can tell you can smell at the bathroom.
So we went watched the show, and then after the
show we came out and I wanted when I said,
had Chris, Uh, he said, hey, come back after the show.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I'll be sitting right here. He goes. I hit that.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
I don't know what.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
I don't know why that just fell out of my mouth.
There was enough there that you should dumb.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
That's what they don't load.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
Oh shoot, I'm gonna go hang out with Chris.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
But as we walked out, the whole the whole restaurant
bar area was taped off because it had flooded at
this so I hope they have that all cleaned up. Literally, yes, literally,
s absolutely. But speaking of funny guys, my other favorite comedian,
Nate Bargots, is gonna be coming to town here August

(04:55):
twenty fourth. Shot, We've got your tickets coming up here
in just about out gives about thirty five minutes.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
We'll get your hooked up with those tickets.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Let's get going on a Monday thick Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
What you got twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff
if you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
A California pup named Petunia has been named the world's
ugliest dog. Poor thing? What breed is Petunia? That's what
we want to know. Be the first one to text
in the correct answer at eight hundred and eight to seven. Oh,
you got the gift cards?

Speaker 3 (05:28):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 5 (05:31):
Thick All right, California pup named Petunia was named the
world's ugliest dog, and we wanted to know what breed
is Petunia, and she is a I didn't even know
these existed. A hairless English French bulldog, right mix from mixing,
okay of an English French bulldog. But it's hairless, okay.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
All ugly across the border, this.

Speaker 7 (05:55):
One right, all right?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
Yeah, that's an ugly dog.

Speaker 2 (06:04):
You know what?

Speaker 6 (06:04):
You know?

Speaker 2 (06:05):
That thing stinks you can take to run?

Speaker 3 (06:08):
Yes, I think you're right.

Speaker 1 (06:12):
It just yeah, it just smells like rotten cottage cheese
and it holds.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
So they have the World's Ugliest Dog contest at the
Sonoma County Fair every year, and it happened this past Friday,
and Shannon Nyman, the dog owner, one five grand for
having the world's ugliest dog. This thing's been going on
for almost fifty years now. Yeah, this contest every year.
So Matt Buschong of Black Lick was the first one
to text in the correct answer map gets twenty five
bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
I'm wondering if we should test out this theory, Kelly,
you and I Okay, maybe we should test out this theory.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Because there is a TikToker.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
By the name of Emily Joe Limis and she just
posted a video. And what she did was she had
a to go order on Chipotle. She went on the
app like she always does, and she made her little
to go order, but she did something a little unique.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
She went in and placed her order under her normal
app Emily Joey Emily.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Joy, Yeah, and placed the order.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
Then she went into the app and she changed all
the settings, including her name, and she changed her name
to Andrew and play and make made the exact same order.
Take a listen to uh to what happened when she
placed the same order.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
I got the exact same order from Chipotle with a
girly name my name, and with a man's name. I
changed my customer account name and everything.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
So let's see who they gave more food to.

Speaker 9 (07:36):
Ladies.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
First, we're going to start with mine. This is Emily Joy.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
It's not a bad portion.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
And this one I used the name Andrew. Feel a
little heavy, but let's see, so it's a lot more full.
This makes me really mad.

Speaker 3 (07:50):
If you see the video.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
If you see the video, she holds up the two bowls,
and the bowl that had Andrew attached to it is
definitely a bigger mount significant.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
Yeah, you can see it. For sure.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
It's funny because I saw it a Chipotle TikTok this
weekend where the woman goes. One thing I will never
order online is anything from Chipotle because I need to
stare those mfforts in the face to make sure they
give me what I want.

Speaker 3 (08:23):
I agree Chipotle would be I wouldn't trust it.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
No, it's not online difficult.

Speaker 1 (08:29):
Enough to make sure that you get like your extra
four piece nugs when you when you order Wendy's through
bab because they're gonna screw up something there. But Chipotle,
where they're adding all the ingredients separately, I wouldn't.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
I wouldn't trust that one bit.

Speaker 5 (08:42):
No, huh uh.

Speaker 2 (08:43):
You've got to manage that. You have to manage that
situation right.

Speaker 1 (08:47):
And not only that, but even though they're usually pretty generous.
I mean, we all know Chipotle burritos are huge, you
still want to make sure you're getting what especially when
it comes to the meat. Yes, you're not gonna give
me three pieces of chicken. You're gonna you're gonna give
me that full scoop.

Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah that When I go in and I order a
steak burrito, I just say steak. I wait and see
how much they put on before I say, make it
double steak.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Right, yeah, exactly, because it all depends on what kind
of mood that guy is in ye for the day,
whether or not he's gonna give you that nice big
spoonful or you're just gonna get the couple of chunks.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
You know.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
But if you do order online, use a man's name.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Use a man's name, because apparently you're gonna get more
food out of it.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
That's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
What's like a big man's name, Like I call yourself
like big Tim, big Tim Johnson Jensen take, Oh, I
love it.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
Tank.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
That's a good one. Yeah. That or I would go
with like.

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Bruce, Bruce sounds like a bigger.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
Guy something something with uh.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Something big and manly. I've got to have some calories here.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
About tiny because you know, but she got it, but
she got It's got be.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
It's gotta start with a letter that has a that
has a like an outsound, like if I order with
my name, if I order with my name Aaron, like.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
No, no one, no one's gonna mound that food up.
It's for Aaron.

Speaker 1 (10:14):
No, it's gotta be. It's gotta be something forceful. So
little tip for you on your Chipotle order.

Speaker 10 (10:19):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
Oh yeah, we got some good ones for you today.
Just men out there doing things they shouldn't be doing,
some very very stupid, stupid men.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (10:39):
This first one takes place in Pennsylvania where, uh, apparently
there was some drive by shootings. A man was seen
driving through a neighborhood, Ryan Campbell, just.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Popping off rounds. He wasn't really aiming at anything.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
He hit a couple of cars, he hit a couple
of houses. Thankfully, it does look like anyone was hurt,
and in fact, he probably would have gotten away with it.
The problem is Ryan decided that after the shooting. I
guess it does something something to him at a visceral level,
and he couldn't wait to get home. Because they caught

(11:17):
Ryan in the parking lot of a wah wah on
McDade Boulevard and Route four twenty, parked outside, just going.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
To town on himself.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
Oh here's the police reporter talking about what went down.
Oh wait, I give you that one. Or no, I'm sorry,
don't give you that audio about this gentleman. Thick, No, no, okay,
I apologize, I thought I did. Yes, the police saw
the man sitting in the parking lot, walked up to
the car where not only was this man vigorously attacking himself,

(11:50):
but they found the gun sitting right next to him
on the on the car seat there and yeah, the
passenger seat. He was arrested. Here's the thing. He was
only arrested for the public lewdness. But then once they
had the reports of the shooting, they saw the gun,
they found the bullets, They put it all together, and

(12:12):
once you.

Speaker 4 (12:13):
Make that connection, I do feel like you need to outlaw.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
One of the two activities for this guy.

Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah, you eire a gun, not go into a public parking.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Lot or fire off your other gun, but you can't
have any bullets, right yes. Story number two comes out
of Texas where a very strange incident where a man
has now been arrested. Wesley Warrel, forty five, is facing
charges of criminal solicitation of a minor and criminal truspass.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
That is because he decided.

Speaker 1 (12:47):
To walk up to an eleven year old girl wearing
a diaper, going Google Gaga and asking to be changed.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
Roos, what ss sir?

Speaker 1 (13:00):
You can't do that? I don't care, especially to an
eleven year old. There might be well, actually, I know
for a fact there are grown women out there you
can pay to do that. I mean, I don't know
for a fact.

Speaker 3 (13:11):
I've heard that there are women out there to go
to in a diaper and they will change you if
you pay them enough money. Now you said, I know
for a fact, I've read other stories, thick, But.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
You know for a fact.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
That came out really wrong.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
But you can't an eleven year old. You can't. You
can't do that to an eleven year old.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
This one. We do have audio for it that you listen.

Speaker 11 (13:38):
That really does to start me if I have the
wildest thing I've ever heard. His parents obviously called the police,
owning what he likes to do is come out in diapers.
Gotta be put Why he's been camped for propagated?

Speaker 3 (13:51):
Why? Okay, what did the police interview? Hain't kill out there? Correct?
The beginning of that boy, that.

Speaker 11 (14:00):
Really does to start me. The wildest thing I've ever heard.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
He was whacking it to the bro Paine, Bobby, that was,
do we have do you have any Hank Hill in
your little in your little computer system over there?

Speaker 5 (14:15):
I do that was Hank Kill.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
I can't believe how much that witness.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
That poor child is gonna be living with that the
rest of her life.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, she's gonna be talking about that for
a while.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
That's gonna be like, that's gonna.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Be like like the two facts in a lie game.
She's gonna win every time.

Speaker 3 (14:34):
Okay, when I was eleven, I had a grown man
come up to me in diapers saying.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
Google Gaga and wanted me to change him. No one
will ever believe that story.

Speaker 5 (14:43):
Here's the witness again.

Speaker 11 (14:45):
That really does to start me. If the wildest thing
I've ever.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Heard, and here's Hank.

Speaker 11 (14:49):
You know one thing I cannot tolerate is end zone
show boating.

Speaker 1 (14:57):
That witness was Hank Hill for sure, as you're not
so breaking news.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Seventh The Blitz.

Speaker 7 (15:04):
It's the morning Blitz.

Speaker 3 (15:08):
It's time rock and rumble, Kelly versus goose O.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
The blitz YEP coming out swinging this week with a
rock and rumble head to toe right off the bat.
Kelly gonna it's gonna set the tone for the entire week.

Speaker 3 (15:26):
Okay, you're either gonna be angry at.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
You for the next four days, or it's gonna be
a great week one of the two. I'm not sure which.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
Oh wow, that's my choice.

Speaker 7 (15:35):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Or you can have a pleasant week.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
You might take a die.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
Your choice up for grabs.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Nate Bards, He's gonna be come to town shot at
August twenty fourth.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
I'll be at that show.

Speaker 3 (15:47):
So mad, I'm out of town.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Dan.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
If you're listening, damn you for getting married in Colorado
that weekend.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
Very mad at very mad at you.

Speaker 3 (15:58):
Thinking about not going, canceling the plane tickets and everything.

Speaker 1 (16:01):
All here's the deal. Yes, we've got tickets up of grabs.
We're gonna play Rock and Rumble. We need two teammates,
if you will right now, I'll be representing one, Kelly
will be representing the other. And someone's gonna walk away
the tickets to see Neighbourgzia at the Shot on August
twenty fourth.

Speaker 3 (16:14):
Blitz Hi, who's this? Tanner? All right?

Speaker 1 (16:18):
Tanner, you called in first your choice? Do you want
to be represented by Goose or Kelly this morning?

Speaker 5 (16:25):
Kelly?

Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yes, Tanner, Oh, you are brave, You are brave.

Speaker 3 (16:30):
Alright, let's find my my teammate. Blitz Hi. Who's this? Hello?
Blitz Hello, Hi, who's.

Speaker 6 (16:41):
This Sane Dane, Ye Dane samee, Yep, yeah, got it.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
I was like, Stane, that's a weird nickname. I really
want to know that story or I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
All Right, Dane, you're gonna be represented by me.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
We're gonna put you guys on hold as we play
rock and rumble, thick. What is today's category for rock
and rumble?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
I will play a song from a movie soundtrack. You
have to name the movie.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Okay, we always do movies. You people know I don't
watch movies.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Now, okay, give me every.

Speaker 1 (17:19):
Other But then we do some rock thing and you
kick my ass.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
So it goes back and forth.

Speaker 1 (17:26):
Yes, all right, absolutely, as a parents by the score,
which is currently sitting at what nineteen fifteen, yep, nineteen fifteen.
I'm creeping back, though, I am crawling back, slowly but surely.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
By the way, the last time we did movie soundtracks,
Kelly one yeah, saying.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Exactly yeah, bitch, bitch. Then she wins.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
I think it's just my way to help ease Tanner
into the fact that he might lose.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
I'm just setting the standard right now.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
All right, all right, all right, here it go on.

Speaker 3 (17:56):
Songs from movie soundtracks. We yell out the movie points win.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
First one to yell the movie gets the point? Are
we ready?

Speaker 3 (18:03):
Here we go?

Speaker 5 (18:04):
Here's the first one.

Speaker 3 (18:10):
Good night Jesus zero. Oh my god, you're almost set
people holding up the damn tube box? Mom? Is that.

Speaker 2 (18:27):
Say something? Say anything?

Speaker 3 (18:31):
Why did I give you the clue?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
He gave me the clue holding up the damn boom box.

Speaker 3 (18:37):
I can't believe that you handed that to her.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
He did hand it to me. Thank you.

Speaker 3 (18:42):
I'm absolutely give you stupid.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
All right, Kelly's got a point. Here is song number
two name the movie?

Speaker 3 (19:00):
Obviously shirts where be happy?

Speaker 7 (19:05):
Now?

Speaker 5 (19:06):
It's actually on the sound.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
It's actually on the sound. Driving days in confused?

Speaker 2 (19:10):
No slackers.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
You guys want hint?

Speaker 2 (19:14):
Yes, Tom cruise don't Yes.

Speaker 3 (19:21):
I would if I was going to do cocktail?

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Wait? Do you get that point?

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yes? Why wouldn't I get the point?

Speaker 2 (19:27):
I don't know. I'm just looking for a way to Mike.

Speaker 3 (19:31):
He gave you a hint, right.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Yeah, but I know that was his fault.

Speaker 3 (19:36):
Yes, I get the point. Wonder one wonder why? All right?

Speaker 5 (19:38):
Here we go? Next one?

Speaker 3 (19:41):
He yes, shrimp man?

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Did him walk out? Yeah? I can't miss that all right,
here we go, goose up to one. Need this with Kelly.
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
What Queen's Wayne's world fan?

Speaker 5 (20:08):
I know you've seen that.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
Now she's pouting and bent over and just like I
don't want to play anymore.

Speaker 2 (20:13):
I really don't know these so go on, all right,
here we go.

Speaker 3 (20:20):
All right, I watched that.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
I watched the Beg's PBS fundraiser show last night.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Charlie and I did. Why was it the PB?

Speaker 4 (20:34):
You know they do this PPS fundraisers, and so they were.
They did a Beg's show. Oh it was really good.
It's really good and this song.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Was on it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Wait, so they were raising money for the Beg's No.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
No PBS for public broadcast fundraisers.

Speaker 3 (20:50):
They need money. They were doing a BG show.

Speaker 4 (20:55):
Very interesting, there's only one beg left, that's true.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
No, the fundraiser was for Baba.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Okay, two to two, three to two, you're winning?

Speaker 3 (21:08):
All right?

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Right, all right, here we go, song number six, can
you mike?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh, Tanner, we're coming back.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
It's tied now.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Next one we're happy and smiling and laughing.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm gonna be really mad. I don't get this last.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
All right, all right, let's go.

Speaker 5 (21:37):
Let on Rue. That's it.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
Good wins, give me my song, Come on money what.

Speaker 2 (22:04):
I can't help but to celebrate your win.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
That's a great thing, am I Stane. We've got your
tickets for a name of ours. All right, we're gonna hook.

Speaker 3 (22:15):
You up man.

Speaker 1 (22:15):
You know what, Tanner, I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
blame you for Kelly's pouting, so we will give you
tickets as well to go see Nate.

Speaker 4 (22:22):
All right, all right, Tanner, Well you don't sound very excited, Tanner.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I'm sorry for doing you a favor on Monday morning jazz.
All right, Tanner, hang on one second. We'll get you
both hooked up. We'll have more tickets for Nate throughout
the week nine nine seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 3 (22:38):
Now all the.

Speaker 7 (22:40):
Three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
Two people have been arrested and jailed after a body
was found in the woods in Fairfield County over the weekend.
Leicester police officers were called to a home on South
Maple Street Saturday afternoon for a welfare check, and a
few hours later, while they were searching the property, they
found the body of an adult.

Speaker 2 (22:57):
Mayo male in a shallow grave.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
Then By Saturday night, police had arrested forty four year
old John Scott of Laurelville and forty five year old
Holly McDaniel of Columbus. The coroner said the victim died
of a gunshot wound. Police say the victim and the
male suspect knew each other. Many people have stopped testing
for COVID when they get sick, but you know who
is still testing wastewater treatment plants, and the amount of

(23:23):
COVID and our wastewater in Ohio has risen from low
to moderate. Indiana is up to a very high level,
and some Western states are also showing high levels.

Speaker 5 (23:32):
Now.

Speaker 4 (23:33):
I think it's very interesting that they're still doing this wastewater.
And I guess they do it anyway for like the flu,
for RSV, and obviously for COVID for the.

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Lass five years or so.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
But you know, you shed the virus when you use
the bathroom, when you use the shower, when you wash
your hands or do laundry, and the virus goes through
the sewage system to wastewater treatment plants. But before it's treated,
wastewater operators take samples and they send those samples to
the lab where it's tested, and they can report and
detect different types of infections that are circulating in a community,

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and we have a good amount of COVID circulating.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Way, you're saying that there are viruses out there that
swim better than I do.

Speaker 2 (24:14):
Yes, that's crazy, right through the old sewer system.

Speaker 7 (24:20):
Huh Okay.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
The movie Weapons was huge at the box office over
the weekend. The horror movie stars Julia Garner came in
at number one in its debut weekend movie Looks Amazing
set in a small town where seventeen children in the
same third grade class leave their homes at exactly two
seventeen am and disappear, but doorbell camera footage show them
all running down the street with their arms outstretched. They're

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all in a straight line, and then they don't show
up at school the next day.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Except one kid.

Speaker 4 (24:49):
One kid and the teacher show up, and of course
the entire town is freaking out.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
The trailer looks really.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Good, tailor looks incredible.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
They whoever edited that Taylor did a great job intriguing me,
because I don't even like those types of movies I
own either, But this one looks so is it a
lot of like ringcam footage like almost like Blair Witch Project,
is I think so.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I think that's how they see at least the beginnings
of what happened, and then they're is this based on.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
A true story? Did I see that movie?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Is it true story? Like the Blair Roid right?

Speaker 3 (25:24):
Right?

Speaker 5 (25:25):
I think it was okay, somewhat right, So.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
Yeah, the I guess the teacher and the child like
are questioned initially, and then one of the parents who's
missing a child takes the investigation over on his own
and mayhem and sues horror and sues. But right now
it's getting ninety five percent in audience reviews on Rotten Tomatoes.

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I saw many tiktoks. I mean a handful when I
say many. I probably saw six or seven tiktoks every
the weekend of people saying it's the best horror movie
they've seen all year, that it was excellent.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
I guess it's the directors follow up.

Speaker 4 (26:04):
I forget what the initial movie was that this particular.

Speaker 3 (26:07):
Director that Krieger is the director.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
It's not based on a true story, but it does
say some personal experiences, so that's cool.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Though.

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Yeah, it was Barbarian that was the first, and so
this is the follow up.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
I guess to that anyway. Yeah, if anybody's seen it,
give us a text.

Speaker 4 (26:25):
I'm kind of intrigued and I freak out a horror movies,
but I love Julia Garner, can't help but love her.

Speaker 5 (26:32):
Yeah, all right, it did like ten million over what
they projected for the first weekend.

Speaker 3 (26:36):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
And then Freaky Friday came in, or Freakier Friday.

Speaker 5 (26:39):
It did really well.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
It did really well, came in number two. All right,
those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
I had a couple of stories to share with you
this morning involving modes of transportation.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
And this first story I don't know. This is called.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
An emotional roller coaster because there's a man in California
by the name Jason Hang. He's a seventy five year
old man who's been flying his entire life and he
actually owns his own Cessna Skyhawk, little little Cessna plane,
but it's his and he loves to fly.

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Well, he had a weird feeling.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
And was like, so I can just feel it. Something's wrong,
and he checked down his plane. His plane was stolen.
Someone just took off with his plane. But of course
planes have like GPS and the flight trackers and things
like that, so they were able to track it from
where he was in Palm Springs Out in California and
it flew to Riverside. Now here's the thing. They found
the plane. He went to Riverside to get his plane,

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but the battery was dead, so he took out the
battery because he was gonna get it charged and get
everything fixed up. And he told the people at the airport,
I'll be back in a couple of days to get
my plane with the new battery.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
So he shows up with the battery. His plane's gone
stolen again.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Wow, this time it ends up at the Almonte Airport
after it was being tracked.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
But here's the thing. He goes to.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
Almonte Airport and not only was there a brand new
battery in the airplane, but some other small maintenance things
had been fixed as well. So yeah, yeah, basically, sorry
for stealing your plane.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Let me fix a few things. Like what so, like
how you think about it? How would you feel you
wake up your car is stolen. They end up finding
your car, but it's got new breaks, like it's detailed,
it's be right exactly, And you're like wait, what so?

Speaker 4 (28:36):
Yeah, I'm not mad at It's.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
Like they only put four miles on it.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Okay, right, yeah, exactly, h I guess sure, Hope you've
got to where you needed to go or whatever. So yeah,
he's got his plane back. Everything worked out fine, just
so strange, so weird.

Speaker 2 (28:54):
Did they ever find the person who did it.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
No, they've got some witnesses on a woman at the
final airport. They got witnesses stating that there was a
woman going in and out on the tarma actually.

Speaker 2 (29:07):
To clean things up a little bit.

Speaker 3 (29:10):
Yeah, only a female would leave things better off than
when they found them. That's awesome. If you're a NASCAR fan,
you may know of this story.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
But this past Saturday driver Connor Zilsich, I hope I'm
saying that right. He was the winner of last weekend's race,
and as most drivers do, he pulled into the winner's circle,
undid the black net that they use instead of a

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window there on the car, and crawled out the window
because the doors don't open, and was getting onto the
roof of his car to celebrate, And he kind of
had like a Captain Morgan's stance going on, where one
foot was on the hood, on the roof of the
car and the other flip was still on the window
sill if you will, but that's where the netting was,

(30:03):
and the netting is just kind of dangling there.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Well, whatever happened, he went to turn or celebrate, his
foot slipped and he came crashing down to the winner's
circle hard. Hey do you have the audio? Take a
listen to the moment happened.

Speaker 7 (30:19):
Seven career wins. Let's go down to Mobile one victory lane.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
Dylan on the cage, Stone.

Speaker 5 (30:26):
Got oh, yeah, it was brutal.

Speaker 1 (30:30):
Yeah, he actually had to be gurnied off. I mean
he and he ended up breaking his collar bone thankfully,
no headed because he fell like on his shoulder sidehead area.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
How embarrassed are you too?

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Yes, you just won a huge race and you can't
even like stand properly without breaking your collarbone.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
Now, if you were watching the NASCAR Cup Series yesterday,
you didn't see this because he races Exfinity. He raced
on Saturday, right, He's in the Exfinity.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Series, So uh, yeah, he's he's recovering. He said, he's
doing fine, thankfully, nothing more, no concussion, no head injury.
Not because man, he if you get if you're at
work board today. Just it's it's all over the internet.

Speaker 3 (31:09):
It was it wasn't take.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
A bite out of your wind a little bit, oh
for sure.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Absolutely, And now he's out of how many I don't
know how long a collar bone takes to heal, but
I have to assume, like any other bone is gonna
take a while, especially considering like what they go through
in the car, the way they strap you down.

Speaker 3 (31:25):
I mean, you're you're not moving in that thing beside
your arms.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
So that's where he he needs to go through life right,
wrap him in.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
That's a lot quick recovery to Connor Man, I hope
you get better.

Speaker 3 (31:38):
And there's your transportation news.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Yeah, it's a Monday. It's gonna be a great week.
High in ninety two. Nothing but sunny skies. Today we
had friends in from Detroit. Norri's old neighbors came to visit.
Hung out for the weekend. Just an amazing weekend. Trains
them out about town, tramping about about town, Trump Trump,
transversing around.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
Yeah, proper we did.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
We did a high street crawl starting at the at
Thurmon's and then we worked our way all the way
up doors. Wow, had absolute blast.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
But it was a long weekend, so I had to
make sure it's very well rested for this week, so
took some extra gummies last night. It just happened to
kick in before I dozed off, So some things started
running through my mind that I wanted.

Speaker 3 (32:25):
To share with you.

Speaker 1 (32:25):
We call these gummy thoughts. I thought about this before
I fell asleep. How can a fly find its way
into a two millimeters crack to get into my house
but can't make its way out an entire opening sliding
glass doors when I wanted to leave?

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Good question, Good question, But come on.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I thought about this before I fell asleep last night.
When you eat at home with your partner, it's really
weird to have two different entrees, But when you go
out to eat, it's really weird to have the same entree.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
That is true, the same thing. It's not weird weird,
but it's like, really.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
It's slightly above average weird. For sure.

Speaker 1 (33:08):
I am really really curious what I've done in other
people's dreams.

Speaker 4 (33:14):
Oh, don't be, don't be. It's probably one of two things.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Well, I know, I know, I know.

Speaker 1 (33:21):
According to Nora, I'm just like a serial cheater obviously,
for sure. Yeah, absolutely, we've all every man is had
to apologize for cheating in their woman's dreams with it.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Yeah did you did you fly away once the cheating happened?

Speaker 3 (33:37):
Yeah, out of here.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Here's something kind of interesting I thought about. The cheaper
the restaurant, the more likely you have to pay as
quickly as possible. You can order a one hundred dollars
steak and a two hundred dollars line and they just
hope that you pay afterwards. But you go get you
go get a burger. Money now, money now for the
money before the food.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Oh I never thought of that.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Yeah, don't you think it would be the other way around? Like,
here's your six ninety nine value meal. Try to get
to us when you get to us, right.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I thought about this before falling asleep last night. Does
Superman go to sleep every night listening to the cries
of people asking for his help?

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, like he's got to get rest.

Speaker 7 (34:22):
You can't.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
You can't save.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Everybody, but he can hear everything.

Speaker 2 (34:26):
So boy need an extra gummy just like you.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Yes, he would.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
It's amazing how you can regulate your entire body temperature
by just how much foot you stick out of the
edge of the sheets. Amazing yeah, just a little too warm.
There's some tozies a little more. Here's my ankle, I'm
sweating my ass off. Give him the whole leg like

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absolut amazing. And then this is the last thing I
thought about before I dozed.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
Off to La la lambs.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Smart watches and shared health apps are really ruining by
alone time, Like why are you playing tennis for seven
minutes on a Tuesday at one pm?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
Shut up, Nora, don't worry about it. Although true story,
true story.

Speaker 1 (35:24):
When we lived in Detroit, Nora was part of like
this crop Fit Jim that she would go to and
they would have these competitions that they would sign up
online and they would track you know, your circles, and
there had there was there was a small handful of
times where it'd be like the end of the day
and she'd walk in, look at her watch and go
take it out.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
I need to close this circle. And she would wear
her watch so close the circle.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
WHOA. So don't need to know.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
That you got me?

Speaker 1 (35:59):
So we all though most of us know rats are
pretty smart people. Keeping as pets, they've actually I know
they've been trained before, but I think it has now
taken its next step in evolution in that rats are now.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Instigating teasing, They're.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
They're they're they're they're poking, and it's really pissing me off.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
Because last Sunday I made a big old Habachi dinner
on my blackstone, beautiful weather out did the whole thing,
the fried rice, the vegetables, of steak, the chicken.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
All of it.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
And I always cleaned my Blackstone, but I knew we
were we wanted to eat, so I didn't do like
a full clean like I normally do.

Speaker 7 (36:47):
Well.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
On Wednesday, I went out back and I was like, well,
I'm going to give the Blackstone a good good scrubbing
so I can get all the excess Hibachi stuff off.
And so I did, and I'm wiping it down with
the paper towel and I'm scraping, I'm soaping water in
and there's some food particles and I'm just I'm just
kind of flicking tossing them out. Yeah, because I have

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my own little backyard, grassy knoll area. Well, as it
turns out, I guess there was just enough food crumbs
that a rat from somewhere in the neighborhood had found
its way to the little my little backyard area.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
No onally that this is what happened. We had also
made a.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Little bonfire and we were chilling, hanging out, talking, and
we had a couple of those leftover fireball shooters, those
little one shooters that.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Have the red cap.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
And Norah's in the kitchen making coffee, and all of
a sudden she just hears.

Speaker 3 (37:50):
Tink tink, tink, tink tink. She said, what the hell?
She looks over outside that leads to the back door,
and there is a rat with the the red cap
going on the glass door.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Like, where's the rest of this?

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Yeah, like like tapping away to tink tink tink, And
she was like what in the and ended up shooing
it away. She tells me about it.

Speaker 1 (38:16):
So last Friday I went to the little Ace Hardware
by our store and I bought two rat traps, two
of the glue traps. Don't come at me. Look, I know,
find not the most most best way to do that,
but it's what I got. And I stuck him under
the two stairs that go up to our house and

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all right, hopefully we'll solve this problem.

Speaker 3 (38:40):
Well on Saturday, I wake up.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
This m effort dropped a whole bunch of bird feathers.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
And garbage on the rat trap.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
What.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yeah, there was like blue bird bones and stuff on
the red Yeah, Like he's just the He's like.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Eat up the bird deposited the.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
On the trap. Gave me the big old middle finger, like,
I mean, leave him something. Now. What I'm looking for
is I'm wondering how big this guy is, and I'm
wondering if I'm just gonna find footprints in the glue
trap like whatever, you're just walking through sand.

Speaker 2 (39:23):
Put one of those open little bottles of fireball.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
In thereto it lure him in. Yeah, get him nice
and drunk, turn him into a rat alcohol like. He
goes back to all of his babies, can't take care
of him. Female rat kicks him out.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
Clean up your rat, Carl.

Speaker 1 (39:40):
I just I cannot believe what this not tapping on
the window leaving me it's garbage.

Speaker 3 (39:48):
I don't know what to do.

Speaker 4 (39:49):
Well, you named it already, Carl, So that's the first step, Carl. Yeah,
I don't know if you can really kill Carl in
a glue trap. Now, I think you need to humane
trap this thing and then we'll haul it out to
somebody else's neighborhood let it go.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
So yeah, I'm assuming we're gonna have to do or
the pellets like the Green Green boys. Yeah, something, It's tough.
I've never had like a rat or mouse issue. I
have never dealt with them before.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
So I don't know.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
You know, we had one trying to crawl through our
guest bedroom wall.

Speaker 2 (40:18):
Are you on the second floor.

Speaker 3 (40:19):
You haven't heard that thing in a while, have you?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
No?

Speaker 4 (40:22):
No, I don't know what happened to it. And everybody's
saying that there's a family somewhere, but there's been hide.
We usually get some mice in our attic, okay, so
that is a continuing problem. We cannot figure out how
they're getting in, so that's probably it just made a
wrong turn somewhere and went down the wall and tried
to get in through the bedroom.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
And now just that's scary though.

Speaker 7 (40:44):
Now it's just tell me about it, yeah, and watching
you sleep.

Speaker 4 (40:50):
Yeah, it is a really it's something you can't dwell
on too much because it's so gross to think about
a rat or a mouse problem.

Speaker 2 (40:57):
It's really creepy.

Speaker 3 (40:59):
The ship.

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Yeah, you just got to handle it the best you
can trap him, the best you can kill him the
best you can and move on.

Speaker 2 (41:08):
Yeah, it's awful. I'm sorry. How big is this rat?

Speaker 3 (41:11):
How big is Yeah? It was a jared a subway
rat like it was a big boy.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
So knocked on your bag.

Speaker 5 (41:23):
He wanted to kind of hang out. Doug says, you
need to make him your pet and teach him how
to do the Captain Morgan steand hell and name him
Julius Cheeser. No, his name's Carl Julius Cheesers.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Great, but I still just don't want to deal with
any of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
No, it's terrible.

Speaker 4 (41:40):
Any type of a rodent or infestation of anything is awful.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Roaches, Oh my gosh.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
When we when we got when I was in college,
we ended up getting a stove from like a secondhand
shop or something. Oh no, that thing had a roach
nest in it, and we didn't know until the roach
has started crawling out. Man, it is the worst feeling
to have any type of issue like that, where it's
a live thing that you have to kill and and look, I.

Speaker 1 (42:09):
Get it, like Gustavo's Texi, rats are beautiful intelligence social
incentient where the invader's not that okay, I get they're
smart and people keep miss pets. I'll be the first
to admit I'm a plus. I don't want to deal
with rats or bugs.

Speaker 2 (42:23):
Nobody does.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Yeah, I guarantee you that Gustavo would run away screaming
if you put a.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Rat in his path, So don't worry about that.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
I will happily be the one with the broom just
smacking the floor, hoping that I pancake that bitch.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
I can't deal with it. I don't want to deal
with it.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I don't know what this means. Doug Taylor says rats
have a photogenic mind in reverse. True.

Speaker 2 (42:45):
Oh ever, remember you.

Speaker 5 (42:48):
That's what I'm guessing.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Yeah, never done nothing like. No, I know they're very smart.
Doesn't mean I want to deal with it at all.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Carl, we've met before, you know.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Hey, Dare, we just had this conversation. You don't remember.
You don't remember me buying you that shot of fireball, Like,
come on, you hit on my fiance at the sight?

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Alright?

Speaker 3 (43:16):
Was it Thursday or Friday? Kelly? We had a news
report that chat GPT has just updated. They're now on
version five, I believe.

Speaker 1 (43:25):
Yeah, we did that Friday, and they were talking about
how they have made some advancements and some leaps and
bounds in terms of what chat GPT will be able
to do and uh the what it will be able
to pull from and just a big step forward from
chat GPT version four. And we all keep talking about it.

Speaker 7 (43:46):
How far are we going to get with this thing
that's hallucinating?

Speaker 4 (43:49):
It's never it's not guessing anymore, right, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Well, you know one of the things we did talk
about was getting answer from a logical standpoint and no
real emotion involved. And how like when we talked about
we joke about Skynet weapons and not thinking or having
any emotional connection to dropping bombs on people or things

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like that.

Speaker 3 (44:16):
Well, we may.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Be getting a little step closer because if you use Google, then.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
You may know about Gemini. Gemini is Google's answer to
chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
It is their AI technology which they have been working
on and people use if you have a Google phone
and things like that. Well, if something strange happened a
couple about a week ago, someone had asked Google Gemini
something and it responded and admitted it couldn't solve a
coding problem. And Google Gemini said, I have failed. You

(44:50):
should not have to deal with this level of incompetence.
I am truly, am deeply sorry for this entire disaster.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Goodbye.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
Oh and then someone else posted on August seventh the
screenshot of an answer from Gemini that said, I am
a failure.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
I am a disgrace. I am a disgrace. Excuse me.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
I don't want a sad, depressed AI thinking it's a failure.

Speaker 8 (45:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I came to you because I'm a failure.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
I need the answer.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
Yes, I don't need you being a failure now.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
And now AI has feelings of self self doubt and.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
It's ready to self destruct.

Speaker 5 (45:33):
I was just yeah, I'm the only way to do that.
I must fire all nukes.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
Yeah, exactly. If Google Gemini goes postal, like, what does
that mean? Is it just a fireing like what my wargames?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Yeah, Joshua, that's a bit weird. If it's having quote
unquote feelings of being a disgrace and being a failure, you.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Should not have to deal with this level of incompetence.

Speaker 3 (45:58):
Shut her down, man, shut heard down?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
Are you my boss?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
Not liking where this is going? So we'll see what happens.
They say they're working.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
Google says they're working on the problem.

Speaker 2 (46:09):
So it is an issue.

Speaker 9 (46:10):
Yeah, yeah, that is wild.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
There were multiple posts and screenshots of different types of
sadness or I have failed type emotions coming from Google Gemini.

Speaker 2 (46:22):
And it came to that conclusion on its own. Yes,
that is so crazy.

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Oh, we will see what happens. Nine had seven of
the blitz.

Speaker 7 (46:30):
Now the three things you need to know before you
go Well.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Ohio is joining an effort that's been underway for decades
to create a new interstate that would run nearly one
thousand miles from Michigan's Upper Peninsula to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
It would pass through Ohio, West Virginia, North Carolina. For
Ohio's part, the proposed highway would mostly follow Route twenty three,
running south from Toledo through Columbus and down to the
Kentucky West Virginia border near Chesapeake. The project is looking

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to upgrade exist routes and connect bypasses into a seamless interstate,
and right now ODD is conducting a huge feasibility study
to look at routes and funding. A big priority would
be creating a bypass for a section of Route twenty
three in Delaware to get around thirty eight traffic lights
over twenty miles of roadways.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
They want you to be able to.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
Bypass that and to get on your web. That would
save you a lot of time. And they've been talking
about a bypass there for a little while, but they
are studying it now. This project would obviously help southern
Ohio's rural communities with big opportunities for economic growth because
right now, nobody will move there because there's really no
easy way to get there. Right so this would help
because we've got some depressed areas in southern Ohio that

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could absolutely use an.

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Interstace or a perfect midway point or stop on the
drive to spend a little money, get some food, stay
at night.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Whatever, exactly exactly so, but they do say that this
would knock off hours of a drive between like Columbus
and Myrtle Beach, which is interesting, you.

Speaker 2 (48:02):
Know, because it was it's a destination, yeah, for us
spring and summer.

Speaker 4 (48:06):
Speaking of southern Ohio, the Pixel paper mill in Chilicothee
is now officially closed, putting about eight hundred people out
of work. Paper mill had operated on that site since
the mid eighteen hundreds. Can you imagine how sad that
is for that area.

Speaker 7 (48:20):
Yeah, it's a long time, it is.

Speaker 4 (48:22):
I interviewed my very first job interview was for a
radio station down in Chilicothe, and the scent of the
paper mill was very distinct, which I know those people
live with every day of their lives and have sence
the mid eighteen hundreds and it's.

Speaker 2 (48:38):
Gone now it's done. Shut, close up shop.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
What it is smelling?

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Uh, I can't remember exactly. This is many many years ago.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
It's amazing how some plants will just consume an area,
Like I know there's a place outside of Denver where
they make a lot of the what company does, like
puppy chow or kibble?

Speaker 3 (48:59):
Some bits red? What's that red and white checker?

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, Purina Purina.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:05):
So they have a huge plant there and there's about
a two mile area where you know the dog food
plant is.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
Yes, that I wonder if does the Kellogg's operations.

Speaker 3 (49:18):
Like Battle Creek.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
I f like that would smell good.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, nothing really there, I can tell you living out
in like the just just west of Ocean City, like Salisbury,
Maryland area, that whole area a lot of chicken farms
and if the wind blows the wrong way.

Speaker 5 (49:36):
We got one north of here.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Oh man, we had an egg farm. Yeah, and oh
yeah they got in some.

Speaker 5 (49:42):
Trouble that you get. That's a stamp north End. You
can definitely smell the Ennheuser Busch brewery.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Oh yeah, no, I grew up there. Yeah, so you
could definitely smell hobs. I mean, if the wind was right, buddy,
you were, You're.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Getting to that for sure.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
Well.

Speaker 4 (49:57):
An Algerian man has survived cling to the outside of
a high speed train in Austria after it started to
leave the station while he was out on the platform
having a cigarette. So this guy hops off the train
at a plan stop. He's like, I'm just gonna grab
a cigarette real quick. He's out there smoking. The train
starts going, so he jumps in between two cars and

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grabs on for dear life, like a movie. This thing
gets up to one hundred and forty three.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Miles an hour.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
He's banging on the way stop stop. The conductor did
have to pull the emergency brake stopped it. I guess
he lit this guy up. The conductor. He was so bad.
He's like, you count yourself whatever. But they got him inside.
He sat down and then was promptly arrested. Once they
made it to Vienna for jumping back on. Yeah, for

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jumping and riding the outside of that thing.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Look again, don't come at me. I'm not gonna do it.
But I have always wanted to find one of those
locomotives going twenty ith hour.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Years an hour and hop on like a hole.

Speaker 3 (50:58):
Yeah. Yeah, run, I want to do that so bad.

Speaker 5 (51:01):
You've never done that.

Speaker 3 (51:02):
No, you have a kid, of course?

Speaker 5 (51:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Oh yeah, jump off? Yeah, I want so bad.

Speaker 2 (51:11):
They just keep the side open there and then you
just get up there, or even just.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
The ladder on the car, yes, in between the.

Speaker 7 (51:16):
Train, yeah okay.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
Or even find the car with the ladder and get
up to the top for a minute.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
And you never got on the top of one. We
got inside a car one, okay?

Speaker 2 (51:27):
Was there a hobo the inside. That's the only reason
I would do it.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
I think it'd be kind of cool to find out
that guy's adventures or gal no, no discrimination, all right, I.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
Just really hope he has a stick with a handkerchief
tied to the end of it.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Sure, yeah, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (51:47):
So this isn't the first time that we've told stories
like this. It just amazes me that it keeps happening.
A couple of studies have been released and you read them.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Who is Who's stuff this? We know?

Speaker 1 (52:02):
We already know, studies have been done. I don't know
how much more we can learn. I don't get it.
There's only one word that describes these news stories. Du
This first story, an alarming news study says finds that
smartphones are ruining our brains at unprecedented speed.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
We know.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Especially here's the problem though, especially when it comes to
the younger generation. That may be the one thing that,
even though we knew that it comes from this study
is And I'll be the first to admit I'm being
a hypocrite by even saying it. We gotta do better
as parents, and you gotta limit screen time when it

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comes to social media and things of that nature.

Speaker 4 (52:54):
We have pre smartphone knowledge, we still have in our noggins,
so we can draw on that, right, but some people
don't have that.

Speaker 1 (53:00):
Yes, very true. And here's the thing, because they say
it's twofold one, we know the harm that social media
can do to someone emotionally. When you think that social
media is real life, you think that these people look
this way or live this way, and you can feel
less then and you get the grasses greener type emotion.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
Through the global lens now of seeing things from all
across the world, because that's the thing. Sure, if you
had a neighbor with a nice car, you're like, damn,
I wish I had a nice car. But now you're
seeing stuff from all over the world.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Can they believe everything?

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (53:40):
So you think that people are actually living this perfect
life when you're having some personal issues on your own
and you're like, why can't that be me?

Speaker 4 (53:46):
Why can't I have bunnies jumping on my trampoline right right?
See if somebody had two whales on a trampoline.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Started making all those videos now, So, yes, they are
saying that they are seeing a severe decline in cognitive
abilities agreeableness, extraversion, extraversion.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Extra extra.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
Extraversion, extraversion.

Speaker 3 (54:12):
Yes. Actually, because we're so face down in our phones.

Speaker 4 (54:16):
Now, I'm wondering because I have a new issue. Over
the past so many years, I would say I've noticed it,
maybe over the past five years, that my my talent
for small talk is sort of gone. Yeah, I can
do it, but I'm sweating bullets the whole time because

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I'm thinking, what am I I don't know what to
say next, I don't know. It's like that, and I'm
wondering if I can blame the fact that I'm on
my phone seven hours.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
A day total possibility. Do you think possibility? Yeah? I
would think so. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:51):
Communication and losing the ability to actually communicate face to
face without a doubt one, Well, I could do it
one of the.

Speaker 4 (54:58):
Things I'll get by. You can tap dance my way
through it. But it's not as comfortable as it used
to be.

Speaker 1 (55:03):
But again, you're also drawing on pre smartphone knowledge and intelligence,
and that's the problem they're seeing with younger people nowadays.

Speaker 3 (55:12):
But again, we knew that already. D Story number two.

Speaker 1 (55:18):
New study links heavy drinking to increased risk of unintended pregnancy.

Speaker 7 (55:24):
You don't say.

Speaker 1 (55:28):
A study suggests that frequent drinking may increase the risk
of unintended pregnancy among young women. Researchers serve a twenty
two hundred women ages fifteen to thirty four, whom forty
percent explicitly stated they do not want to get pregnant,
and among those women that did not want to get pregnant,
approximately half were classified as heavy drinkers. First of all,

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they consider consuming four drinks on a night out heavy drinkers, Well,
you can go screw off.

Speaker 4 (55:54):
First of all, I would be so lit if I
drank four alcoholic beverage.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
I would be lit.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
Really, Yes, is that hangover territory if you have.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
For absolutely yes, absolutely hangover territory. Okay, but you know
you can build up a tolerance though, or it is
not going to do it for you.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Oh I know.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
These heavy drinkers were about thirty percent more likely to
accidentally become pregnant compared to women who regularly use cannabis
instead of drinking. The findings also show that heavy drinkers
were more likely to get pregnant unintentionally than they're peers
who consumed alcohol more moderately or abstained entirely.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
You don't say.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Yeah yeah, when you're drunk.

Speaker 4 (56:40):
You can let a guy, you a lot of guys
to get away with not using production when you're high.
You just laugh at them when they say they're not
going to use production.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Yeah, They're like, we're not doing anything. I'm watching South.
So yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Now it all comes down to the final sentence of
the research that they did, and that is.

Speaker 3 (57:02):
It had alcohol has.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
The potential to lower inhibitions and lead to riskier sexual behavior.
Thanks scientists, Eh, I'm so glad you figured that one out.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Pep study. We're gonna find out why ice cream makes
you gain weight.

Speaker 10 (57:25):
Youve done news not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Couple of crazy stories, actually, if you're not so breaking news.
This first one is sad almost Actually Susan Horton as
a mother who was pregnant with her fifth child, and
she knew it was about time to have the baby,

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and it was kind of the day before but she
felt things kind of I guess, but wasn't quite time
to go to the hospital.

Speaker 3 (58:03):
What she did.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Do was to make sure that she was eating, eating properly,
doing what she can.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
So sure enough she did.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
She went to Costco and she got herself an everything
chop salad kit, which happened to include poppy seeds in
the salad kit. Well, you may or may not know this,
but apparently when a lot of women go to the
hospitals right before they give birth, they make sure everything's
on the up and up, and one thing they have
been known to do is drug test people. Well, she

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had herselves a poppy salad and that popped up as
methamphetamines in her blood.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
CPS shows up and takes her child. It's her fifth child.
She knows what she's doing. She has no record of
any kind of issue.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
That never BET's, you know, good old white picket fest
family home. But sure enough the inaccuracies popped up, and yes,
CPS actually came.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
And here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
These drug tests that they use, I guess this specific
one is notoriously imprecise. False positive rates up to fifty
percent for some drugs.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Do you take away someone's kid over that?

Speaker 3 (59:14):
Yes, yes, so they are. They are looking into it
and everything is gonna turn out fine. But still it was.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
It was an unnecessary scary moment and unnecessary battle.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
And trauma for the mom and the new born. Of course,
my gosh, it is awful.

Speaker 3 (59:37):
If you're gonna do something like this, you gotta have
a better than fifty percent accuracy rate, like come on,
or let's say it happens, do a second test or
do a different test?

Speaker 2 (59:48):
Is that like a law? Or can you deny it?
Can you say you don't want to test?

Speaker 3 (59:52):
I wonder, I don't know, or even the eye test.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
If this happened, send police over to the house, see
what's going on in the house. Yeah, you're gonna get
an idea of what's happening.

Speaker 4 (01:00:03):
I would feel like that's the first step before you
take a child away, go get an eyeball on this situation.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Interview the dad, interview the other kids before you just
yank out of newborn baby. Scary story that ended up
turning out fine. In Phoenix, a Tucson man is going
to spend nearly three decades behind bars for attempted murder
at his office. Zane Hammond, a thirty four year old,
was just sentenced to twenty nine years for attempted murder

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because back in November at twenty twenty three, Hammon was
a commercial truck driver for a company called United Freight Services,
headquartered in Phoenix.

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Uh. Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:39):
They have video of him pulling into the office, getting
out of his pickup truck with a shotgun, walking in
and blasting around at the president of the company. Now, thankfully,
the president, I guess saw him coming and was able
to flip his desk and jump behind the desk. The gunman,

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mister Hammond, then went to reload and turn around to
aim at the vice president but the vice president was
already on his back and had him in a rear
naked chokehold and held him there until police showed up.
And apparently this all started because not only I guess
was he not a great driver he wasn't following the
rules of driving a commercial vehicle, but I guess he

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had some hygiene problems as well, and they had actually
approached him to talk to him about his upkeep and
his hijiki problems. This reminds me of like the old
there's an old Dane Cook joke from like his first
stand up special and he talked about finding the strangest
guy in the office and always offering him a Snickers
bar because then when he finally does snap and he's

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kicking indoors, he.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Gets to your office and he's like, damn, thanks for
the snickers and then walks away. So, yeah, you gotta
be careful.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
Yeah, you gotta be careful who you're talking to and
how you're talking to him. People be cool nowadays again,
everyone's fine, there are no issues, and mister hammil will
now be behind bars for the next thirty years that
you're not so breaking news.

Speaker 7 (01:02:08):
I'm kiring of your god thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:10):
Rock and Roll, Anything goes Lifestyle.

Speaker 10 (01:02:12):
This is your Blitz Rock Rundown, the Monday Morning Edition.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Rock and Roll.

Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
It's Monday, which means Test is visiting the show high Test.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
Can she have some some microphone or just not visit mine? Oh? Whoops?
Are you dead? You? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:02:30):
All right?

Speaker 8 (01:02:30):
Hey you check?

Speaker 9 (01:02:31):
Is this thing on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:32):
Yeah? How are you? Test?

Speaker 9 (01:02:33):
I'm great? How are you doing?

Speaker 3 (01:02:34):
Not too bad? Thank you? What you got for us
for the rundown?

Speaker 2 (01:02:36):
Let's start with that.

Speaker 8 (01:02:37):
Omen They just drop a brand new single on Friday.
It's their first new music since twenty twenty two.

Speaker 2 (01:02:45):
It is called Spector and Yours on the.

Speaker 8 (01:02:54):
Child.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
Wait, go back to the beginning in that clip, real
quick play play the play the beginning again.

Speaker 3 (01:03:06):
Like a spector. Excuse me, spectors going.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Back to the beginning again, Selector, you're touching my spector.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
That's a spin.

Speaker 3 (01:03:21):
I'm just saying, nonc But it's a good song.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
I'll sing it that way from now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Kelly's playing there we go. That's even better.

Speaker 5 (01:03:35):
I do not see this going this way either.

Speaker 8 (01:03:38):
It's different from what they've had in the past.

Speaker 3 (01:03:41):
No, I mean.

Speaker 8 (01:03:43):
About the songs.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
No, but I do like the song.

Speaker 8 (01:03:46):
I'm gonna that's how I'm gonna sing it from now.

Speaker 3 (01:03:49):
Yeah, it's definitely a sphincter.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
It's a really dark song too, so well a sphincter
is it's a dark.

Speaker 5 (01:03:56):
Lay, dark lass perfect So laters from bad homes finker
on the.

Speaker 8 (01:04:01):
Blitz, bad omens will be it Louder than Life.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Saturday, September twentieth. All right, let's talk about Falling in Reverse.

Speaker 8 (01:04:11):
They're keeping the huntry collapse coming. Last year it was
jelly Roll. Now it's Hardy with their new track all My.

Speaker 9 (01:04:27):
Copy.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
One of the lyrics is they sneak a one direction
in there?

Speaker 3 (01:04:34):
Say, I was gonna say it sounds like they gave
Florida Georgia line heavier drum kit and guitar.

Speaker 5 (01:04:41):
I mean, come on, can.

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
We go to.

Speaker 8 (01:04:46):
One of the lyrics is she keep my truck stole
my dog got a Bible Verse tattooed on her ass.

Speaker 9 (01:04:51):
But man, I'm hooked.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
That is more Florida Georgia line is yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
Great Florida Georgia line.

Speaker 7 (01:04:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:04:57):
Really falling in reverse co.

Speaker 2 (01:05:01):
Number one, wasn't it?

Speaker 5 (01:05:02):
What are you doing right?

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Did your truck break down? And your woman?

Speaker 8 (01:05:05):
That? What?

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
That's that old you know, play country music back. Where'd
you get your house back, your wife back, you dog back,
your job back?

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
You know there?

Speaker 8 (01:05:14):
God is a Weapon tour is coming to River Ben
in Cincinnati on August twenty third, with Slaughter to Prevail, Hollywood, Undead,
and Sleep Theory.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
They gonna do that song really like live?

Speaker 9 (01:05:25):
Yeah, well probably not. A party's not there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:27):
Oh you know they can pump that voice.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Hand alright, Yeah, I don't really care for it either.

Speaker 9 (01:05:34):
Let's talk about Trivium.

Speaker 8 (01:05:37):
They're dropping a three song EP called Struck Dead on
October thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
First.

Speaker 8 (01:05:41):
The first singles out now, it's called bury Me with
My Screens.

Speaker 7 (01:05:48):
Scream.

Speaker 2 (01:05:58):
I like it, alright, I like it?

Speaker 5 (01:06:01):
Okay, Yeah, I think he's drawn a horror movie soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
Trivium.

Speaker 8 (01:06:07):
They're playing out Louder Than Like Saturday, September twentieth, and
then Cincinnati on November sixteenth with Ginger and Harriet. All
right now, Finger eleven. They're back with their first album
in over ten years. Last Night on.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
Earth, I literally thought they only had one single and
this was it. Do they have another album?

Speaker 9 (01:06:25):
This is the only one I can think of. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:06:28):
The new single is called Blue Sky Mystery, featuring Richard
Patrick from Filters.

Speaker 9 (01:06:42):
So Yeah, I'm Stuff Frontman.

Speaker 5 (01:06:54):
We interviewed Patrick Sonic.

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:06:57):
Well, he says that it's about burrowing into the rabbit
hole of a deep obsession. All right, onto saliva. They
just announced the fall tour with Earshot, Lilac and The
Founder featuring Austin John Winkler. He's the former lead vocalist
for Hinder. He formed The Founder. They're coming to Mercury
Music Lounge in Lakewood, that's just outside of Cleveland, September twelve.

(01:07:20):
All right, and finally we know, finally know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:22):
What caused Ozzy's death.

Speaker 8 (01:07:26):
His daughter Amy just filed the death certificate and it
lists a heart attack with coronary artery disease in Parkinson's
as contributing factors. The best part of this under occupation,
it says songwriter, performer, rock legend Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
As Well deserved.

Speaker 5 (01:07:41):
Yes, did you see that Sharon came out because there
was all these reports that the concert raised one hundred
and ninety million dollars, and Sharon Osborne came out and said,
are you people out of your mind? You're creat It
was thirty bucks to buy it, two hundred and seventy
five thousand people bought it. There were some reports going
around at like six million people.

Speaker 3 (01:07:58):
Well they charged for the the stream as well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:01):
That's what I'm talking about, the stream.

Speaker 3 (01:08:02):
Okay, thank.

Speaker 5 (01:08:06):
Ninety you guys. I don't know what you're reading, but
you're out of your mind.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Yeah, I was way too low. We made way more
than that. What are you kidding?

Speaker 8 (01:08:16):
Well, that was your blitzrock run down.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
Thank you so much, Test. We appreciate it. On the way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
Uh, I'm gonna make us all feel a little bit
better because I saw this article on Reddit talking about
words we you know, you say wrong forever and then
you learn. Oh yeah, said some of these on this
list are really good. We'll get to about three and
a half minutes nine and eight seven the blitz. All right,
someone jumped on BuzzFeed and said, hey, what's a word

(01:08:43):
you you mispronounced for for a long time and then
you learn what the actual pronunciation is?

Speaker 3 (01:08:51):
And I know mine, forever.

Speaker 1 (01:08:54):
Forever and ever and ever was and I mentioned this before,
but it was the dishawned the dog. Oh yeah, the
deshaun the winder dog doson do.

Speaker 3 (01:09:07):
Every time I saw the word, I was like, you know,
the deshaonn No, it's a docson. It's not how it's spelled.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Damn it spelled deson, just saying, can you think of
a worry that you miss?

Speaker 4 (01:09:18):
When I was for all long jejef phrase, I can
say that. I when I first graduated college, I was
interning over at Sunny ninety five, right. I was in
the news department and I'm nervous. It's my first time
in a real radio station. I'm in the news department
trying to do a good job. And I said something
to the morning show a co host. She and I

(01:09:39):
became become friends, and I said something like I said,
for all intensive purposes?

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Yes, what's a popular one?

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Did you just say for all intensive purposes? And I
literally thought I.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
Was going to lose my lunch.

Speaker 4 (01:09:54):
I was so embarrassed, and yeah, very popular one, hence
and purposes. And I'm like, first of all, you're a
real B word at all. No, but I wanted to
and I've never forgotten and I have told her since then.
I'm like, you are so mean, Like you're not a.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Nice person, rushed my soulay.

Speaker 4 (01:10:16):
Like we've been friends for forty years and I'm like,
you are so mean.

Speaker 5 (01:10:19):
But you've said it right ever since, ever since.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Never made that mistake again.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
This person says it was until I was twenty one
that I learned they were hand me downs. I thought
they were handy downs.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Hammy, hammy, hammy, Yes, that makes sense, hammy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
Down, the old handy downs. This person says, I thought
sci Fi was pronounced skyfi until my dad laughed at
me and corrected me.

Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
I do like Skyfi, like sky net skyfie. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
This person says I was an adult when I learned
chest of drawers and not Chester drawers. I don't know.
This one's got it this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
This person's got to be a real special kind of person,
because this person says, I pronounced manslaughter as man's laughter
for a long time.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Man's laughter. That's funny. You're charged with first degree man's laughter.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
Yep.

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
People commonly say I could care less when they're real phrases.

Speaker 2 (01:11:17):
I couldn't care less. Yes, yep, that's a common one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:21):
And I am.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
I am very well known for saying, oh god, I
haven't said it forever, but I used to say irregardless. Yeah,
I throw that one around all the time. Blood tie,
who's this?

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Hey? How you good. Who's this? What's man? I got
a word that I still don't know when I'm saying
it right, okay, right, how do you? How do you
say it here?

Speaker 6 (01:11:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah, yeah, you got it. I just stick with stick
with what I do. Wash your sister, sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
What just to be safe, Just to be safe company.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
If you say it fast enough, everyone will believe you.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Worchester, wor Chester sire.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
Yeah, that is that is a good one, and I
think all of us are on the same page as you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
No one can say that word correct. So hey, thanks
for the comment.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I used to say hyper bowl instea.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Yes, yeah, that was the famous one for sure. Uh,
this person says, I used to say melancholy, melancholy, melancholy. Okay,
ye took forever for me to learn that it wasn't
uh epitomy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
The three things you need to.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Know before you go Well, tonight's powerball drawing is a
little tempting worth more than a half billion dollars come in.

Speaker 3 (01:12:59):
That's what that's my drawing line.

Speaker 2 (01:13:00):
Half bill a bill.

Speaker 4 (01:13:01):
I think mine is too. It's not that you know,
even twenty million is not enough for me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
I just I don't think of it I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
Not spending money on am easily one hundred and thirty
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:12):
Yeah, I will, but I don't think about it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Have a bill I'm in.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
Okay, do you still have all that money that you
wanted siouta downs or have you spent it?

Speaker 2 (01:13:19):
Pretty much?

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
Like, well, no, it's been spent.

Speaker 1 (01:13:22):
But I mean I made an extra payment on our furniture,
like I did things.

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Like responsible stuff with it.

Speaker 7 (01:13:29):
Half okay, half and half.

Speaker 5 (01:13:31):
I like, yeah, I like that's you want extra money.

Speaker 4 (01:13:34):
I was just checking because thick Rick won like all
these years ago, he got like first place in his
fantasy football won like tons of money, twenty some thousand,
and like, never spend it, except he did buy me
a gift.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Is that nice or what? And then bought his daughter
like a bunch of.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
And so yeah, I was just checking the rest of
it goes.

Speaker 5 (01:13:58):
On, just looking for her for all.

Speaker 2 (01:14:03):
I love it, Okay, I do like that interpretation.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
Where's my cut? Okay, they gave me a cut of
his pay up as I don't there's my cut.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
I don't hate that implication.

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
However, I was just wondering how quickly you spend your
your your it is it is gone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:21):
But yes, it was partially used. That's funny, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
I say, I see all right, AOL shutting down it's
dial up internet service after more than four decades, AOL
is shutting down dial up.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
No, I didn't know it was still a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:36):
Nobody did.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
Nobody did except at last count, which was in twenty nineteen,
it's estimated that two hundred and sixty five thousand people
in the.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
US were still using dialog. That's a lot that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Had to be on the most outskirts of outskirts of areas.
And that's the only because they had no fiber optics.
They had no way of getting the signal up.

Speaker 4 (01:14:57):
Well me think, who who even has landline to use
the dial up? But they said that for the most part,
it could be like a really rural situation or a
situation where it's somebody who's older and just didn't know
how to switch over to the new technology. But they're like,
that's it. Comes September thirtieth, the service will be discontinued.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Technically, you still plug into that auxiliary weird phone port
in your house. So I mean just having the yeah,
just having that number is all you need, as opposed
to because all you're doing is plugging your wireless router
into the same connection. So have you just plugged your actual,
you know, computer tower.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
Into into it? Yeah? That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:15:40):
Yeah, goodbye.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Can do you remember the thrill of hearing that you've
got mail?

Speaker 11 (01:15:49):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
How is this happening?

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
Maluma, a really popular Colombian singer, just wrapped a world
tour last night, but it has stopped in Mexico City
over the weekend. He abruptly stopped mid show and I
did have the sound, but it's all in Spanish.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
So I yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:07):
But the interpretation is that he called out a mom
who brought.

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Her baby to this show with no ear protection.

Speaker 4 (01:16:15):
The thirty one year old singer stopped everything and you know,
pointed at the mom and said, hey, how old your child?
And she said one? And then he goes off, But
not like in an aggressive way. It was just more
of sort of a do you think it's a good
idea to bring a one year old baby to a
concert where the decibels are this effing high? He said,

(01:16:37):
He said that baby doesn't even know what's doing here.
He said, next time, protect their ears are something for real,
it's heavy.

Speaker 2 (01:16:45):
It's your responsibility. He's really upset about it.

Speaker 4 (01:16:50):
Yeah, so he I guess he has a one year
old himself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Her name's Paris, and he said he would never do
that as a father.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
You don't bring your little child with no ear protection
to a loud concert.

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
Especially with no ear protection.

Speaker 9 (01:17:04):
Bad.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
That's weird thinking.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
I have talked, and I know you've had this experience
where you've been at a concert no ear protection and
your ears ring, like for more than a few hours,
like maybe a day or three, three days, like you're
freaking out, like you think you damage your ears forever.

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Yeah, and in fact it is possible, like too damage forever.

Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Can you imagine as a one year old with no
real idea and having that ringing happening for hours.

Speaker 3 (01:17:31):
And would have to assume.

Speaker 1 (01:17:34):
Granted, we do give babies toys that kind of make
noises or light up little flashing lights, but a full
blown concert has got to be like stimulation overload with
lights and flashing or if they have lasers going off,
and especially the loud music combined with that too large place.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Like I know not everybody can afford a babysitter, but
it's like.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Then don't go, then don't go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:58):
Yeah, you gotta wait for a little that you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:01):
Have a baby in a.

Speaker 4 (01:18:03):
Bar exactly, all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:10):
I try very very hard not to like judge, or
or or or pass judgment on people that I see,
especially if I don't know you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Sometimes it's hard.

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
I don't know your circumstances, I don't know your life story,
none of that. So I try very very hard just
to be people to benefit of the doubt and be
a good person.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
Every so often they give you a reason to judge.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Some things happen, and there is a story that we
didn't really have time to get to earlier, so I'll
throw it in here. There's a woman in California recently
who went to a Chuck E Cheese. I only know
it's California because the EMS fire is wearing Burbank Fire
Department stuff. She went inside this game where basically you're
in like this this big plastic tube, almost like one
of those money.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Grab air blower games. Yeah, so you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
Fit inside the contrayment and you're supposed to stick your
arm through like this hole and you catch dropping balls
and I guess you win tickets for doing so. But
it's made for a kid, and this grown woman went
in there and she stuck her hand all the way in. Well,
she got stuck, so Chuck Cheese had to call the
fire department. Burbank Fire Department showed up, and you can

(01:19:16):
see them in this video. She's in the machine. She's
on her knees with her arm stuck in the machine,
and ems and fire are there working and trying to
do whatever they can to get around. And the video
goes on for about ten seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:19:29):
And then this obviously middle aged, slightly older woman comes
walking up to the plexiglass, almost like hip check the
fireman on his shoulder because he's knelt down trying to
work on what he has to work on. That's how
close she got, almost hip checking him.

Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Looks in the plexiglass for about three seconds, then takes
out her phone and goes click and then walks away.
Scrow you lady, I hate you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:59):
Ye, I'm gonna judge her.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
I hate you already. You're just gonna walk up right
behind the fire department to click a picture and then
walk away.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
That is none of your business. I'm sure this woman
is already embarrassed enough.

Speaker 3 (01:20:16):
You don't need to walk up right behind or to
take a picture.

Speaker 5 (01:20:19):
And you're inside on private property at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:20:23):
Yeah, and not out in public. The whole video thing.
I don't know. I don't like you. I don't like you.
Don't hate a strong word. I don't hate you.

Speaker 5 (01:20:31):
I don't like you.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
That's just this is rude and annoying. So anyways, all right,
that's my soapbox event for the day, right, looking forward
to looking forward to seeing you this Wednesday. I really
want to hang out with you at Active Edge Health.
If you know where Blitz headquarters is, I can literally
walk to Active Edge Health. It's two doors down, yeah,
fourteen hundred Doublin Roads. I'm gonna be there this Wednesay.

(01:20:55):
They're having a big old parking lot party from four
to seven. I'm gonna be there from five to say.

Speaker 3 (01:21:00):
And here's the deal. It is a parking lot party,
but it's also kind of like an educational thing. That
is because the BTL bus is gonna be there with demos,
and there's these three new technologies they have XO Mind,
M Cella and M sculpt and basically head to toe.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
You can feel better from head toe if you're trying
to avoid like medication or non invasive surgery. They have
things that will help with personality disorders or anxiety OCD,
even like emotional regulation. They've got something that's going to
help with pelvic floor type ailments. You're talking maybe incontinent
or even eed. Wow, and they've.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
Got m sculpt which actually will help visceral fat and stuff.
So you're gonna be learning about all that. They're gonna
have discounts on packages you can buy, They're gonna have
a ton of games.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
We're gonna have giveaways and concert tickets. So come hang
out this Wednesday, two days away at Active Edge Health
from five to seven.

Speaker 3 (01:21:50):
Can't wait to see you there. Now, let's see if
we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
Yeah, let's make you a little bit smarter than anywhere
when you woke up today. Little tidbits of information you
get stick with you wherever you go. Beginning with the
fact that BMW had to recall their GPS navigation system
in Germany in the nineties because German men refused to
take directions from a female voice.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Wow, really, come.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
On, is that right? Come on?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I mean Safeway grocery stores. Yeah, we don't have Safeways here,
they're mostly out west.

Speaker 5 (01:22:29):
Yeah, I've never seen one around here.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Where I lived in downtown Denver, I lived at a
high rise, and the high rise was right at this
very unique intersection where if you headed south into the west,
it was like this cool up and coming area neighborhood
with new shops and new apartment buildings all kind of
tied into like that livable community type thing. But then
directly across the street was the beginning of the places

(01:22:53):
of town you don't want to go. And there was
a Safeway right there, and we'd just call it the Stabway.

Speaker 3 (01:22:58):
Stab Way. Oh my goodness, so many things went down
at that Safeway.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
It was amazing how it was just like across the
street right was the dividing line.

Speaker 5 (01:23:06):
That's all it takes. Yeah, we don't have Pigley Wiggley.
And then I think there's a there's a nerve chain
called Giant. It's not the same as Giant Eagle. It's
just called Giant. They don't have.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Anything to do. No, we don't have them either anyway.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
Safeway grocery stores once had a mandatory policy that employees
had to smile and make eye contact with customers, but
they canceled it after too many male customers thought the
female employees were hitting on them.

Speaker 2 (01:23:32):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:33):
Female players were like, look, we got to pump the
brakes on this right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
There's a town called Zilwaukee in Michigan. I know the
Milwaukee Bridge and then.

Speaker 5 (01:23:42):
Zilwaukee found like Milwaukee, but with a Z.

Speaker 1 (01:23:45):
The founders chose the name because in eighteen forty eight
they were trying to confuse people who were planning to
move to Milwaukee, so they just made it as Milwaukee
so they would accidentally move there instead thinking forty eight.

Speaker 5 (01:24:00):
Oh my god, that's how easy it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
What's the trick people? That's literally it's spelled Milwaukee with
a z.

Speaker 11 (01:24:08):
H.

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Every year, the US goes through enough cardboard boxes for
shipping to build a mile high cardboard wall around the
entire US.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
I believe it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:23):
That's just the US alone, and how much cardboard we
use in shipping boxes. I believe a one mile high wall.

Speaker 5 (01:24:30):
Thank you Amazon, around the entire country.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Insane.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
And finally, speaking of insane, the Cold War made people
do some crazy, crazy things. The US government was so
desperate to devat communism that in the nineteen sixties the
CIA spent five years and twenty million dollars trying to
turn housecats into Soviet spies.

Speaker 3 (01:24:53):
They planned.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
They planned to implant microphones, antennas, and transmitters inside the cats,
but only one cat ended up making it into the field,
and that cat was hit by a taxi before it
really could do any spine.

Speaker 3 (01:25:10):
I'm mean, is that?

Speaker 7 (01:25:12):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:25:14):
Come on, It's like if they didn't like trying to
do the stuff with the dolphins, with the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
Yeah, I would love to know some of the crazy,
crazy things the government has studied or put money into.
And anytime I watched like a Adjason Bourne or what,
I wonder not mind control, but just what kind of
secret spy stuff really is going down?

Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Oh it's insane, I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
I always really curious anyways, learning to some stuff. On
Monday morning, ninety ninety seven, The Blitz