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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Swiper w.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Yeah, we's gonna be a Monday. It's gonna be another
gorgeous day high at eighty five, partly sunny. It's only
like sixty something right now. Fifty eight, oh okay, which
is fine, better than waking up to eighty seven and
moist on your car windows on the inside because it's

(00:27):
so humid. It's gonna be a great, great week. How
do I know it's gonna be a great, great week.
That is because every single day this week, or at
least most of the days this week, someone in the
blitz Nation is gonna walk away with four day ga
Soundic Tumble passes. I mean, come on, you will already
get to mark off on your calendar May fourteenth through

(00:49):
the seventeenth of next year knowing you're gonna be at
Sounding Tuble every single day. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
We found out last week they're adding a fifth stage. Yes, yep,
so that's that's big.

Speaker 2 (00:59):
You mean, spread the crowd out so they can get
bands set up on time and you can move evenly
from show to show. No, they're adding like thirty more bands. Yeah, yeah,
so more problems in the planning of what bands you
want to see.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
It's just tough with overlap. That is a tough thing
to schedule. But you know, I guess you just have
to pick and choose your favorites and go from there.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean, then the lineup is so huge already. Are
there thirty more bands.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
That they're gonna ask?

Speaker 5 (01:28):
Are there one hundred and thirty bands to book for
one weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:32):
That's crazy, It's absolutely insane. How was your weekend, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Great? I love the weather. It was like a perfect
weather weekend.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Oh nice, We.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
Had a really nice weekend. Didn't do too much, but yeah,
it's lovely.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Nice than doing good?

Speaker 5 (01:45):
Yeah, outstanding. I am curious. Did you guys find a
Zippa ride at the fair?

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:50):
Yeah, it was there.

Speaker 6 (01:51):
Oh it was.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
We went on it twice. You went on it, of
course it did.

Speaker 4 (01:55):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Oh I saw the video or at least a picture.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Well, no, that was that was one of the Yeah,
Nora took the ride where the four of you sit
and you have the wheel and you guys you can
spin the wheel kind of yeah, but you can until
Bred the sixteen year old and I were the ones.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
I can't do that, man, Yeah, I workout the only
kind of ride I can't deal with is being spun
like that?

Speaker 2 (02:24):
It just in a circle. Yes, but you'll do the
zipper which spins up and down.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
Yeah, because I'm not spinning around in that circle.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You can go head over, yes, you can't go circle.
I don't know. Really weird, I know, right, it's really weird.
I will say this, Uh, the biggest ride there, probably
the most adventurous ride. What's it called the Defender is
the really tall one, and it's it's two seats, four
seats total, but two seats back to back on a

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really long arm, and then directly across is the other one.
So it's just two long arms and it spins you
all the way around. I don't know what happened, but
on Friday afternoon it got stuck and there were people.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Like straight up and down, straight up and down.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Now, thankfully, when you're at the top and the ride
has stopped, you're not upside down, so they weren't hanging
upside down what they No, they were just sitting in
the chairs. But still they're all the way up there,
and they were there for at least thirty minutes.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah. Yeah, because we had gotten on rides and we
saw the fair employee put on the harness and he
had to take like the makeshift lift up to the
center of the ride. You could hear him unplug the
air compressors that would let the air out. And then
finally after like thirty.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Minutes, Wow, oh it's quite a view up there.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
I'm oh, I'm sure, but you gotta be thinking, like,
what's going on? After you know, Oh, we're stuck, what's
going on? And then after ten fifteen, twenty minutes you're like, okay.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
Did they give you a free candy apple after something?

Speaker 2 (03:56):
You would hope, so, you would hope. So after that, Yeah,
but it was a good time. First time in the
Ohio state bear, they do a good job over there.
Went and saw the blitch pig races. Yeah, that was funny.
Yeah right, and they're great. Yeah, these things are trained,
they're smart. They came out of the trailer, they went
right to the starting block. After the race, they went

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running back up into the trailer like they Yeah it.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
Was I swear they're having fun, right, they're competitive. Yea,
pigs are actually pretty smart creatures.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
What was the best thing you ate?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Oh? I didn't eat much. I I had Italian sausage
with peppers and onions and fries. Yeah, that's always a
good one. Yep. Uh No, dole whip. Nora had a
doll whip. So she went walking for like fifteen minutes
to find the doll whip because I saw the dolls
over here somewhere, I gotta go find it.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
But yeah, all in all, did she get her cheeseburger Casadia?

Speaker 4 (04:49):
She did not know che I thought that's what she
was going for.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
That's one of the things she mentioned. Yeah, they had
some fried stuff. Yeah, oh yeah, lots of stuff. Yeah.
But all in all, a great time for sure.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
And it's over another year, another year done.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
All right, let's get to it on a Monday morning
Blitz Morning Trivia. Think what you got for us today?

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Canna get somebody twenty five bucks to go spend it
water beds and stuff if you're the first one to
text in the correct answer. WWE Summer Slam went down
on Saturday night. I want to know who was the
wrestler who sent jelly Roll crashing through an announcer table.
He got on the top rope and slammed jelly Roll
through an announcer table. Who was it that did that?

(05:30):
Be the first one to text it in at eight
hundred and ninety nine seven. Oh, we'll give you the
gift card.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia.
All right.

Speaker 5 (05:39):
The question was a WWE summer slam. Who jumped from
the top rope to slam Jelly Roll on the announcer
table and we'll just listen to it.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Put it Jelly Roll, who's just knocked out cold? Wait,
he's out cold, hugging pl plug it into the top
un and right, pumpst post it some pond.

Speaker 4 (06:01):
Through Jolly Roll, he's cold.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I will say it was a hell of a jump
from the top rope all the way across the walkway
or whatever the ring, Yeah, all the way to the
to the table. It was.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
I mean, you know, we know the truth about wrestling,
but when you see them do stuff like that, you're.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Like, damn man, that's still athletict a doubt. So so yeah,
he got back Jellywold got back up and in the
ring and choke slam some one.

Speaker 5 (06:31):
Good for him, but he was out cold on the
table and then got slammed right and then got right
back in the ring.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Uh, Nate Blascus from Growport. First one detect and correct
ANSWER's got twenty five bucks to water beds and stuff.

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Congratulations Nate. All right, real quick, I want to talk
about a couple of things online here. I don't know
if you saw this video, and I don't know why
it is so funny to me, but I really want
to try this because this just doesn't seem possible. Did
you see the guy who accidentally fell on his subway saying.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Which he smashed it like as flat as this flattest
cracker you've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I don't get it. There's a video. There's a video
of a woman, a woman and a man in a
car and apparently it's the wife and she's holding his
subway sandwich and apparently he had tripped or something walking
back from his car and he fell on his sandwich. Okay,
it happened, but this sandwich, a full subway sandwich, became

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the thickness of a club cracker like it. How do
you get the sandwich that flat? I really want to
try this. I want to go buy a subway sandwich
just to fall on it. There's no way you can
get the sandwich. We're not talking panini press. We're talking
like driven over by a semi truck flat.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
Right, It's like it was rolled over by a tire
almost when they.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Lay concrete, like the steamroller with the big wheel.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
Like, I feel like you really have to fall, like
your entire weight has to fall on that thing.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Yeah, it's almost like Logan Paul jumped off the top
rope onto the referee table with that sandwich and just
smashed it completely. I saw, I was. I don't know why,
I was laughing so hard, so funny. Just a picture
of the sandwich makes no sense, so I definitely want
to try it. Story number two coming from the interwebs.

(08:25):
I hate to say it, but it just proves more
and more how simple and dumb the male species is.
There is a new There is a new explosion on
the Internet over a fifty increase in views for videos

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of women in bathing suits bikinis blowing up beach balls.
This is the new kink, This is the new fetish.
You put boobs in front of something and men will
watch it. That's the whole video is just women blowing
up beach balls in the bikini. In the bikini, okay,

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And I don't understand. I'm really trying to wrap my
head around it, and is it just a is it
the blowing action? I don't know what it is that
is getting people so excited to watch women up beach ball.

Speaker 5 (09:25):
These aren't celebrities, right, They're just no anybody, anybody just
blowing up beach balls.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
What kind of traction of these videos getting Like we're talking,
how do you monetize? And uh, I guess so, i'ms
want to get in on this.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
If you're looking for a side hustle, ladies, put on
a bikini, go buy some beach balls and record yourself
blowing them up.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I wouldn't do that in a million years. There's something weird, Like,
you know, something weird's going on here. I don't want
to contribute. I'm just it's fascinating, So.

Speaker 2 (09:58):
You wouldn't do it because you know what's happening on
the other end of the phone.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
Yeah no, no, thanks, Like when they're like, oh you
should you know, people are like somebody will buy those sneakers?

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Uh huh, No, you don't want.

Speaker 3 (10:09):
I don't want my anything that's got my DNA on
it out of my purview.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
I just to each their own. I am not king
shaming at all. Do your thing. And that's if that's
what does it for, you go do it. It's just
amazing what people will pay money for. This reminds me
of however long it was it ten years ago when
they had like cake fart videos where women would just
go and sit down on like a cake and let

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her rip. What you don't remember that?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
No?

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Oh god, it's huge.

Speaker 6 (10:45):
It was huge.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
Is this an OnlyFans thing? Like this is your deal?
You're gonna sit on a cake?

Speaker 2 (10:50):
It was it was only fans before, only fans. Okay, yeah,
well yes, women would. There would be these the luptuous
women or sexy women that go just PLoP down on
the cake and let a rip, and you would you
would just see frosting like it's so weird. I don't

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know why, but people were making a lot of money.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Girls should get in a bikini, blow up a beach ball,
and then sit on the cake and fart one scene.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
The internet will blow there.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Don't forget that, because what you do is you when
you have one ready to go, the second you sit
down and start blowing up the beach ball, all that
pressure is gonna double blow it out the back at
the scene.

Speaker 4 (11:41):
Oh my god, you got to be the first.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Getting pretty excited. Oh my god, what you're talking beach
balls and frosting bubbles. At the same time, I.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Was actually thinking of making a video of myself doing it.

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Oh yeah, And.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
That just ruined the morning.

Speaker 7 (12:00):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together, all right.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
Like I know, some people out there are really good
at holding a grudge, but man, that's pretty crazy. The judge.
There's a judge in New Jersey who apparently really really
knows how to hold onto a grudge. That is because
in Paterson, New Jersey, guy went into a deli store

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and started complaining about a sandwich that had eggplant on it.
He's apparently allergic to eggplant and it made his stomach hurt,
didn't make him feel real well, and he was very
unhappy with the service he received, and he was letting
the employees know about it. The thing was, he got
this sandwich four years ago. He was still complaining about

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the sandwich from four years ago.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Some stomach aches, you don't forget, It's very true.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Well, obviously the employees were like, dude, what are you
talking about. Get out, And apparently he was not happy
about being told to get out, So that's when he
pulled out a box cutter and started slashing away. One
of the employees got slashed in the arm. The other
one ended up with wounds on his stomach. Yeah, thankfully
both of them are in the hospital and they are

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both expected to recover. Apparently the business next door did
get the guy on video of a police are still
trying to track him down. So yeah, a sandwich. Four
years for a sandwich, you need, You need some better
things to worry about him. Our second story takes us
out to British Columbia, Canada, where a guy was out

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hiking and heard a couple of hikers with what he
was what he calls repeated cries. He heard the screams
coming off from the distance, so he did call for
help because I would think if you're out in the woods,
you hear some terrible screaming in the background, someone needs

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some help, and you're going to try and find it
for him. So search and rescue did show up searching
the entire area. They heard faint yelling. They're getting closer
and closer, and they eventually did find a man who
was camping alone in the middle of nowhere, but he
was not in distress. No, he was just out in

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the wilderness enjoying some of his favorite music, singing out loud.
You remind this man was just singing Nickelback at the
top of his lungs. And apparently this other hiker took
it as a distress call and this person needed help.

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The first responders did get there and found out that
everything's fine. He was just belting out Nickelback's greatest hits.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh, Nickelback, you gotta come do someth for this guy,
right right?

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Is this is this like like a stress reliever. I'm
just gonna go out in the middle of the woods
by myself and instead of scream, I'm just gonna yell
Nickelback at the top of my lungs. Is that how
you get it all out? Is that how you don't
end up stabbing people about a sandwich from four years
ago would say, yes, you get your stress out by singing.

Speaker 3 (15:22):
The the healthier of the two men.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
Yes, absolutely, yeah, really. The first responders did thank the
hiker who did call it in just in cage. You
never know, but yeah, if you're if you're singing, is
being mistaken for distress calls. You may want to you
may want to tone it down just a little bit,
tune out so breaking news, you need some of the blitz.

(15:47):
So last week we had tickets to see Columbus's own
legendary rock band, The Gods at the King of Clubs
coming up in November twenty eighth, and we tried to
give away tickets. In fact, on Friday, we tried to
give away three pair of tickets. We played don't blow
for everyone, multiple yes, and we could not get a winner.

Speaker 3 (16:02):
I mean, if we got past the first question on
each round, I think.

Speaker 2 (16:06):
I think one time we yeah, you're absolutely right. I
mean I ended up going with what was it? The oh? Who?
James Headfield?

Speaker 6 (16:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (16:15):
Who?

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Well Hetfield was the lead singer for what band?

Speaker 2 (16:19):
He still couldn't get an answer. Come on. So that
means we're still sitting on the tickets for the Gods,
and let's get him away right now. We are going
to play the feud eight hundred eight two one ninety
nine seven. Oh, give us a call right now. We're
looking for a team of three who want to play
the feud and walk away with those tickets for the
Gods at the King of Clubs. November twenty eighth. Bland Tahi,

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who's this? This is fair? Ben Tanner? I was close?
All right, Tanner, you hang on one second, Tanner. We're
gonna get you some teammates here, bland Tahi. Who's this.

Speaker 1 (16:58):
Ray?

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Ray? All right? Ray, you hang on one second? Get
our third pntested blitz Hi? Who's this? Alena? Arena? Arena?
All right, Tanner, Ray and Arena. You guys are gonna
play the feud very simple. I've got your category one
by one. We're gonna see if you can give us
the right answers. If you can get all of the
right answers before you get three x's, you are gonna

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walk away a winner. We have got the top five
answers on the board. Let's play feud. Here we go.
If a man ran out of deodorant, name of fruit,
he might rub on his armpits to hide the odor.
If a man ran out of theodorant, name of fruit,
he might rub under his armpits to hide the odor. Tanner,

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we start with you, what do you got oranges? Answer?
Show me orange? Number one answer on the board. Number
one answer on the board. Ray, We go to you.
You're out of theodorant? What fruit are you rubbingunder your
armpits to hide the odor? I can see that, I

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can see that. Show me apple, yes, number three on
the board. Now are you going? Are you going? Red? Delicious?
Granny Smith? Hacintosh? Which one you going with their way? Smith? See?
I would too, although that's the the like the tartist
of the apples, but I would I agree with you?

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All right, Arena, onto you here? It sounds like it. Yeah,
someone's drag racing while trying to A man runs out
of deodorant? Name of fruit he might rub under his
pits to hide the odor? Arena, what do you got?

Speaker 8 (18:46):
I'm going with strawberry.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Strawberry is a good ad? Show me strawberry. Three for three?
There are two answers was left on the board and
we have not gotten the wrong answer yet. So Tanner,
we are back to you now. Of fruit you rub
on your pits to hide the odor? If you're out

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of the owner, what do you think?

Speaker 8 (19:14):
Kiwi?

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Yeeeeewe?

Speaker 2 (19:16):
All right, a little mushy, little fuzzy that might tickle
a little bit, But show me Kiwi. Sorry, first X
on the board. Back to you, Ray, What do you
got peaches? Pea beaches. Okay, show me peaches.

Speaker 4 (19:40):
I thought that would do that.

Speaker 5 (19:42):
Well.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Arena, pressures on, pressures on arena. There's two answers left
on the board, but you only have one more mistake
to make. You've got no deorderant? What fruit is a
man using to hide the smell under his pits? What
do you got?

Speaker 8 (19:56):
I'm going with watermelon?

Speaker 2 (19:58):
Water melon twisting? All right? Watermelon? Show me watermelon? No,
unfortunately not I apologize, but you guys are done. No
tickets for you. Kelly, do you have a guest?

Speaker 3 (20:16):
I mean I would always go citrus. I'm thinking lemon
or grapefruit.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Lemon or grapefruit. All right, well, I will tell you this.
Show me lemon number two, answer on the boy, But
grapefruit not on the grapefruit would be weird. No Number five?
You got a guest stick for the fifth answer?

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Man, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
How about a lime? Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Lime just missed out? Lime was number six on the board.
No pineapple?

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Pineapple?

Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, yeah, that's the other thought I'm having. It's just
the stickiness under their arms. Well, we still got the tickets.
We got time listen to it one more time. Eight
hundred nine seven. Oh, I'm gonna find a new category.
If you want to play the feud, we'd love to
give you tickets to see the Gods at the King
of Clubs, Friday, November twenty eighth, eight hundred eighty two,
one ninety nine seven. Oh right now, if you want

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to play, uh, hello, anyone the phone dive.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
On?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
ONTs it go? Kelly? Tell us the story.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh, I'll tell you a story. Let's see. This was
a girl from Nantucket.

Speaker 2 (21:30):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (21:30):
It's the first thing.

Speaker 2 (21:33):
All right, Let's get another team together, Blood Taye, who's this? Tina? Tina?
All right, Tina, you hang on one second.

Speaker 3 (21:42):
I don't even know the rest of that, by the way,
but I know it's dirty.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Yeah, exactly, Blood Taye. Who's this? Danielle? All right, Danielle,
hang on one second. One final contestant, blad Taye. Who's this?
Kyle Kyle? All right? Kyle, Tina, Danielle Kyle playing together
as a team, we're to play the fuge four tickets
to see the Gods. We have got the top five
answers on the board. Here we go. Name of food

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Dogs love just as much as humans do. Name of
Food dogs love just as much as humans do. Tina,
you called it first. We're gonna start with you. What
do you got, Tina, steak? You have to assume show
me steak. That is the number one answer on the board.

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Good job, Tina. Danielle, Onto you name a food dogs
love just as much as humans do. What's that hamburger? Hamburger?
Hamburger's good answer? Thanks, on there. You have to assume
Hamburger's on there. Show me hamburger. Yes, that's actually number

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four on the board of the top five. Answer is Kyle.
On to you name of food dogs love just as
much as humans do. Any butter, peanut butter? Oh yeah,
good answer, Show me peanut butter. How was that not
on the board. Oh my gosh, that's crazy. All right,

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back to you, Tina. What do you got.

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Bacon?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
Oh, they're a good one. They're good one. Show me bacon.
Are you kidding?

Speaker 4 (23:31):
Who are these hundred people?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
All right, Danielle pressures on. You only got one wrong
answer left. What do you got sunes? French fries? What
dog French fries? Show me French fries? Oh my gosh,
unfortunately not, I am sorry Tina, Danielle and Kyle. Game over, Kelly,

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guess pizza. Pizza is a good answer, but no, not
on the Chicken's a great answer, Yes, chicken about.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
A hot dog?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Let me two answers. Not a hot dog an no
more meat. I thought it would be on there too.
Bread bread number three on the board. Yes, you gotta
guess at the final answer. They're thick man. What do
they love eggs? They do love eggs, but it's not

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on the bar. You know, what's that one treat that
you always give them if you go to the fridge.
A lot of dogs want it? Cheese?

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Cheese. Yeah, give my dog cheese, my life cheese.

Speaker 3 (24:40):
Yeah, dogs love.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
There's a really great videos if you get like the
shredded bag of cheese and you just a lot of
people stand over their dog and just sprinkle it and
they're like, oh yeah, they're just nimming the cheese. It's
pretty great. All right. Well, we tried again to give
away God's tickets, so I guess we'll just hold on
to them. Wow, we will try again.

Speaker 3 (25:03):
Till November, so that is true.

Speaker 2 (25:05):
We do have time. These are going to be the
ever last. It's gonna be like the Everlasting God. Stop
right the tickets, was going to hang on and hang
on and hang on. We'll try again later nine seven
of the Blitz and now all right, the three things
you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
The Ohio State Fair wrapped up it's two week run yesterday.
The sale of champions brought in nearly half a million dollars.
Next year, the fairgrounds will look very different. Plans are
underway for a new one hundred and seventy seven thousand
square foot Ohio Agriculture Center for existing buildings will also
be renovated. The work will cost over four hundred million
dollars and crews have three hundred and fifty days to

(25:41):
get the buildings ready for next year's fair, which may
be why you can't camp for Sonic Temple.

Speaker 2 (25:47):
Yeah. I remember walking by the buildings on Friday because
I was kind of confused because the signs said like
State Fair twenty thirty five or something like. They were
they were projecting the future, and I was like, it's
going to take them ten years to build the building.
This is run by Hotel twenty fifty or something like that. Yeah,
it was crazy in the future, but next year great.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
They are trying to figure out another camping area. Yeah,
they said, more info tocom, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (26:11):
A former US soldier suspected of killing four people at
a Montana bar is still at large after escaping in
a stolen vehicle. Authority say they believe forty five year
old Michael Brown killed four people Friday morning at the
Owl Bar in Anaconda, Montana, which is a really small
town in a valley that's surrounded by mountains. This guy
grew up there, he knows his way around. He also

(26:32):
lives right next door to this bar and was a
regular patron and for some reason ended up pulling out
a rifle, killing the female bartender and three male patrons
ranged in age from fifty nine to seventy four. His
family says he has struggled with mental illness. No surprise there.
Authority say Brown did take off with extra clothing and

(26:53):
camping gear, so and he's also believed to be armed.
They have not found him since Friday. Actress Lonnie Anderson,
who played Jennifer Law on WKRP and Cincinnati, has died
at the age of seventy nine. Anderson died at a
hospital in Los Angeles after a battle with a quote
prolonged illness. Her role on WKRP earned her three Golden
Globe nominations two Emmy nominations. She went on to star

(27:14):
in the nineteen eighty three film stroker A's with Burt Reynolds,
whom she famously married in nineteen eighty eight and then
more famous lost in nineteen ninety four. This was one
of the messiest tabloid divorces.

Speaker 2 (27:28):
I remember that, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
Really messy. They were accusing each other of cheating on
each other. She says that he was a drug addict
and he was abusive, and he says he gave her
an MX card with like a forty five thousand dollars
max a credit limit, and she spent it all in
thirty minutes. He's like, she spent all my money. I

(27:52):
have no money. She spent it all. It was just
a delicious tabloid divorce. Then he went on to say
that Sally Field was actually his one true love. Oh okay, anyway.
She is survived by her husband of seventeen years, Bob Flick,
as well as her daughter Deidra and her son Quintin.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
All right? Parents? I want to know eight ninety nine seven,
the last time you kind of lost it on your
on your kid. You got a little frustrated. Maybe maybe
there was some added intenseness to your voice, but it
was over something small. Because this happened over the weekend.
My buddy Scott came to town on Friday and we

(28:40):
hung out and uh, the sixteen year old has found
the sixteen year old plays Magic, the gathering that card game. Yeah,
and there's a there's a place on Hilliard Rome Road
that you can go to. It's like a card shop,
but people will come and they have tables set up
and you can just go play. And he's he's found
a little community. He loves riding his bike over there
and he'll play, and we're all for it. And so

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on Friday night he went to go play, and you know,
I think they're open to like eleven or midnight or
something and they'll sit there and play magic and ride
his bike home and whatever. We had already gone to bed.
So Saturday morning I get up to make coffee and
when he comes home sometimes he'll have himself a bite

(29:21):
to eat or whatever. And so he made himself some
Dino nugs in the air fryer. We had some ranch
dressing left over from from b dubs. So we had
a little ramikin, little plastic cup of ranch dressing. And
I get up on Saturday morning, I make the coffee
and I turn around and there in the kitchen sink

(29:42):
was a paper plate with the rib plastic ramikin sitting
on it. And I had a half eaten Dino nug.
Why is the paper plate in the sink? Throw it away?
The garbage can is right underneath the sink. Why are

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you putting a paper plate in the sink. So, when
he finally got up at noon, like a sixteen year
old does, I was, dude, are you kidding me? Right now?
A paper plate in the sink? That's what That's how
I sounded. I was like I was a cup man,
cup on a little effort in the upkeep of the household.

(30:29):
We don't ask you to do much. We're not slave drivers.
You don't have to do a ton, but throw away
your damn paper plate.

Speaker 4 (30:37):
You almost said the A for it.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
I did. I just I couldn't. I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't. Well, come on, does that sound ridiculous?

Speaker 3 (30:48):
Yeah, but I will say that you've said before that
you don't mind leaving dirty dishes in the sink for
the next morning like that. You don't mind, now, I'm
not saying it's the same thing as a dirty dish.
If it was a dirty dish, you've been okay with that.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
There were already dishes in the sink, okay.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
So it was just he didn't take the effort to
move it two feet yes, into the trash can.

Speaker 4 (31:12):
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:13):
I can't wrap my head around why you would put
a paper plate and a plastic ramikin in the sink
when literally the guard the sink is at your waist,
the garbage is at your knees. It's right there. You
don't even have to turn around and go to the
other end of the kitchen, which isn't that big anyways.
You don't have to open the pantry door. It's right

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there at your kneecaps. What are you doing, man.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
Well, he needs a strong father.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
Can you remember, think like a little a little thing?
At some point when the kids were younger eight ninety seven. Oh,
by the way, for the parents out there, we.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Had the best kids, all right, I can remember. And
I don't have kids, but I have a niece and nephew,
My oldest niece and nephew. They the two of them
fought like cats and dogs constantly, to a point where
like and I would watch them a lot, and they'd
be in my back seat. We'd be going somewhere that
you can't go five minutes without them fighting, right, And
I do remember like stopping the car and whipping around

(32:18):
and going, I tell you, I think we were gonna
go somewhere to get ice cream. And I'm like, I
will whip this car around so fast and go straight
home if you two don't stop fighting. I mean, I
just couldn't take it anymore. That car I did, Like,
I was so ashamed of myself.

Speaker 5 (32:35):
Danielle said, this is every single effing day of my
life with four teenagers at home.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Isn't teenagers? Is it just like that mentality of teenagers
carry says Carrie says he was too tired. Bro yeah, bruh, Yeah. Well,
let me tell you. On Saturday, the sixteen year old
was actually hanging out with us. We had a little
wee put firewood and our little little fireplace out back,

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and he was hanging out with the three of us,
and I finally said there was a conversation and he
dropped about seven bros In like thirty seconds, Bro or
brah both okay, yeah, And I said, I said, I
will buy you anything worth up to fifty dollars if
you don't say bro the rest of the night. And
it took seven minutes before he was walking inside, and

(33:25):
my buddy Scott had said something to him, and it
was like I was hungry.

Speaker 9 (33:28):
Bro.

Speaker 2 (33:28):
We all it just fell out naturally, like we all
lost it. You can't help it.

Speaker 5 (33:33):
So trash man Dave his kid evidently threw the paper
plate away, but Dave said he found the paper plate
in the.

Speaker 4 (33:38):
Trash can with real silverware. City then.

Speaker 2 (33:42):
He just all the way it's one end of the
other three two zero nine. Leaving eggshells in the sink.
Oh yeah, you cracked the eggs and throw them in
the sink. Just leave the eggshells.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
Chris says, what the f is a ramicon?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Ram It's a small little cup, okay. Yeah. If you
ever get like like a sauce at a restaurant, plastic,
yeah okay, and they can be metal sometimes, what they
called the ramakins.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Gustavo wants you to just check in your deep into
your soul and ask yourself if you're a little bit
jealous because your kid gets to spend all night playing
games and eating junk food and waking up at noon
the next day.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
No, I do that all the time. I'm not jealous
at all. It doesn't bother me one bit. What bothers
me is the simplicity of throwing away a paper plate,
but you put it in the sink. I have found
I have found in the in the in the three
years that I've been a stepparent, well you know, it
takes six months or whatever to actually be a part
of the family. But in the in the in the

(34:40):
years that I've been a stepparent, it's it's the little thing.
Because yes, they're they're great kids. There are no issues,
but some of the little things, some of the common
sense things. Yeah, of not throwing away a paper plate,
driving me up a wall.

Speaker 3 (34:54):
Kids fot till the eight that's what it is.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
And Mary said, I feel if you don't go off
on your kids over something small, you're.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Not doing your job right. You got to keep the
minions in line somehow, you do.

Speaker 3 (35:04):
You do have to pick your battles though, because you
don't want to be fighting over everything. But I would
say I would say that might trigger me too. Is
it something so simple that should not be an issue?
The kids made it.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
He made it an issue, right, Yeah, this never should
have been a thing. Common sense would just tell you
throw away the paper plate when you're done.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Did he say, chill, bro when you brought it up?

Speaker 2 (35:26):
I might have karate chopped him in the throat.

Speaker 5 (35:30):
Doug said, I went off on my kid because she
was stuffing trash in between the wall and her bed.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Yes, yes, they common sex.

Speaker 3 (35:42):
Julie says, I'm raising a granddaughter and she'll leave four
sheets of paper on the toilet paper roll just so
she doesn't have to change the role.

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, I don't. I can't wait for this space to
be over. Go to college already.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Our daughter, she wasn't a teenager, she was really young,
but she used to grab the little butter tub out
of the fridge, take the lid off, lick the butter.
I don't know what it was, because she would lick
the butter, put the lid back on his ticket the refrigerator.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Catch your red handed, nightly? How long have you been
doing that?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
She knew she was She was really little, I mean
like five six.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Maybe that's weird, you know, but I don't know what
it was.

Speaker 4 (36:22):
Oh, we couldn't yell at her.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Just the perfect breeding ground for bacteria sitting right on
top of the butter. Oh God, just use common sense, kids,
it's all I'm saying. Seven of the bloods. Yeah, it's Monday,
which means I had to make sure I got some
good rest last night to make sure I was ready

(36:44):
for the week. Busy week. I mean, we've got we
have got your four day g A Sonic Temple passes
all week long, and that's huge. You can win them
before well, you can buy them, but you can already
plan for four days of Sonic Temple if you win
these tickets all week. So I just wanted to make
sure I was ready to go. So I took a
little bit of extra gummy last night make sure I

(37:05):
got some good sleep. However, the gummies kicked in before
I fell asleep, but my mind started to wander, So
I wanted to share some of the things that ran
through my mind last night before I fell asleep. Here
were my gummy thoughts from last night. If a mosquito
evolved to consume fat instead of blood, it'd be like
the most popular insect on the planet. Like people would

(37:28):
pay money to raise mosquitos.

Speaker 4 (37:30):
Yeah, I wouldn't be complaining about all those mosquito bites.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Then lay in a hyperbaric chamber of mosquito.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, and then you just come out and you're just
instantly a couple of pounds later.

Speaker 3 (37:42):
But you know, those mosquitoes can't get lyft anymore. They're
just like on the ground.

Speaker 2 (37:50):
The mosquitoes was sleep appa. You hear them even mouth
breathing mosquitoes. Speaking speaking of animals, if snails are so slow,
how come nobody sees them coming you just like, turn
around band, there's a snail.

Speaker 3 (38:10):
It's like a worm too. Really, they're just kind of
laying there. You don't see it crawling.

Speaker 4 (38:16):
They come up from one of the ground, I don't
think so, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
Where do they start?

Speaker 4 (38:20):
I don't know where do they start? Like a worm.
They're very slimy.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Where do they live?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah? That question? Uh, I thought about this before I
fell asleep last night. I don't trust soap that doesn't
get like super foamy and sudsy.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
Right, No, don't try to sell that as as like
a luxury benefit.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Like you know what, you know, I absolutely know what
the worst, absolute bottom worst soap is Irish spring. Not
only it's so strong, well, not only is it so strong,
not only does it not get like foamy, but it's
it creates like a layer on you. It's like it
doesn't rinse off. It's almost like you're putting on a

(39:01):
giant thin condom all over your body.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
Is just like try kid, it's still slick. That's like
sulfate free shampoo. It doesn't really foam and bubble.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Yeah I need, I need, I need the mobile.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
No, no, I need it. You just did I need?
It's a brain.

Speaker 2 (39:18):
Fooler, yes, uh thought about this last night. You like
watch those ghost hunter shows and stuff and the haunted houses.
I know we've kind of talked about this before, but
why are ghosts always from the seventeen hundreds. I want
to find a ghost hunter who walks into all haunted
house from like two thousand and seven, and all of
a sudden, the ghost is like, I'm Britney bitch, Like,

(39:41):
where's the two thousand and seven twenty ten ghosts?

Speaker 3 (39:45):
That's like the Lizzie Borden era. Yeah, those are the
ghosts we're getting.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Right, all of you. There have been people who have died,
Like why aren't there any of those ghosts? I want
to know. Thought about this before falling asleep last night. Uh,
punching bags would probably make really good hugging bags if
you would just calm down for one second.

Speaker 3 (40:06):
So true, that's right.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
I mean people buy body pillows all the time. Just
hug a bag instead it out.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
Yeah, can you imagine at the gym the boxing gym.

Speaker 2 (40:23):
A little bit. Speaking of ghost and scary movies, the
worst movie in the entire world would be a horror
movie where everyone makes the right decision. Yeah, Like the
movie would be over in like ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (40:38):
You're not running upstairs, You're not running down into the basement.

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Right exactly. If we go out the front door, everything's fine.
Roll credits moving over. You just see the axe murderers
just standing there, like where they go? Hello, where'd everybody go?
The dumb girl didn't even fall down when she was running.
He's just swinging his axe all sad. I thought about

(41:07):
this before falling asleep getting ready for the show. I wonder,
on average every morning, how many people are listening to
us with no pants on. I'm not saying it's a
high percentage, but there's got to be some people out
there as they get who are listening.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
With narrow it down further. Probably a lot of people
are listening in their car. How many of those people
have no pants on?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
That would be a bit weird, do you think? But
never say never punis never say dying a total possibility.
And the last thing I thought about before falling asleep
last night, speaking of nakedness, if you donate blood, there

(41:52):
is an excellent chance that one day you're gonna end
up in someone's boner. That's just that's just a fact.
That's just fact. To think about it. If you've been
out there donating blood, then you have been inside an
erection before you did. Literally, you gave someone a solid
on aginnim a solid, but you gave the solid, Yeah,
for sure. Some gummy thoughts from last night ninet ninety seven,

(42:15):
The blitz, gorgeous stay ahead, high of eighty five, a
mix of sun and clouds. Looks like we're going to
be in the mid eighties all week long, which is
for any nice Uh. We did this about two months
ago and we had a lot of fun with it,
laugh out loud, funny, and we want you to help

(42:35):
us again. Eight hundred eighty to one ninety nine seven.
Oh do you do you work with someone who used
to work with someone that had a work nickname, and
they may or may not have known about it, because
something happened, they acted a certain way, they had a
certain physical trait, and you just secretly gave them a nickname.
What was it? What was the nickname? Why did you
give it to them? Eight hundred one ninety ninety seven, Oh,

(42:57):
give us a call, shoot us a text, say number.
A couple of good ones that popped up. We had
a very very short guy at work who was always
very politically correct. We called him Laptops. She was just
a little PC. Worked with a guy who never really

(43:21):
spoke up and really loved the colors black and yellow,
so we called him Mumblebee.

Speaker 3 (43:29):
Oh that's funny. We got one we called a guide
our work Daisy. Some Daisy's in some daisies.

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yes, you old Daisy Blitz, Good morning. Hi? Who's this Tristan?
All right? Tristan? Who was someone you worked with that
had a secret nickname they may or may not known
anything about.

Speaker 8 (43:50):
So fresh out of high school, I did a roofing
job for a few months and we called this one
kid Lightning because he couldn't strike the same place more than.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
One kept missing the hammer all over the place. I
love that, yeah, Driested, thanks for the call man, Have
a great Monday. Nine seven, Oh work nickname? What do
you got for us? We had a guy who always
wanted the gossip and the inside info. We called him

(44:20):
Aerosmith because he didn't want to miss a thing. Oh
my god, oh man, Yeah, give us a call. Shoot
us at text the work nicknames that you knew about
around your work spot.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
Do you all want Kelly MasterCard takes credit for everyone
else's work?

Speaker 4 (44:38):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (44:40):
Absolutely. We had a bouncer at the bar I worked
at who always disappeared when things were getting a little hard,
so we called him foreskin.

Speaker 10 (44:51):
Oh my Goshoa god.

Speaker 3 (44:56):
Chris has had a guy I worked with never ever
stopped talking. We called him talker tech this ranger Talker
Texas Ranger.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
I love that one. Eight hundred ninety nine seven, Oh
blitz Hi, who's this helloks?

Speaker 8 (45:09):
We had a gentleman we called the double O four
zero work ethics, zero knowledge, only works four days a week.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
Yes, absolutely love that one. Hey, thanks for the call man,
Have a great day, all right, Give us a call
shoes Text eight hundred eight two one nine nine night
seven the Blitz. All Right, who do you work with
that has a nickname because it's something they did some
way they look maybe maybe or maybe they don't know
about their nickname? Kyle? What's up? Man? Hey? Nothing? Who

(45:40):
do you well? What's the work nickname? Someone you work with?

Speaker 8 (45:43):
We got a guy on the I work on the railroad,
and we got a guy that we called pylon off
because when you're doing to work with him, you got
a headache.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
Is he just he just talk a lot or you
have to do more of the work.

Speaker 8 (45:57):
You just gotta he just we didn't never know what
he's gonna do and everything he does give you.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Yeah, totally get it. I appreciate to call Kyle. I
hope you have a great one. Uh two one says
there's two older guys at our job site. We call
him standy and watchy and watchy. Another guy tries to
grab all the easy stuff to do at work, so
since he soaks up all the gravy work, we call

(46:24):
him biscuit Gravywhere that's good? What was the one you had?

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Well, I've got a couple. Number one, a guy on
our work site has one arm and his nicknames octopus.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Wait, so that's that's supposed to be the opposite. I'm
assuming called it. What did you say, called the skinny
guy thin?

Speaker 3 (46:44):
Yeah, called a fat guy slim, and the short guy
stretched right.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
Oh my gosh, he has one arm, you call him octopus? Okay,
how I go? What else you got?

Speaker 3 (46:54):
This guy? Says A guy I work with. His name's Anthony.
He's only five feet tall, like a Shetland pony, so
we call him Shetland tony.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
Oh no, this was I got a guy my job
to got in trouble for child porn on his computer
and we call him predator.

Speaker 2 (47:08):
No, you can't do that. That's just wrong. That is
just wrong. Blitz Hi, who's this, Josh? Josh? Do you
have someone you work with that has a work nickname?

Speaker 8 (47:22):
I knew His name is Richard Carrier.

Speaker 2 (47:24):
His nickname is Jockstrap. Does this person know that their
nickname is Jockstrap? He does? He does? Okay? And does
he get angry about it? Does he just give up
and laugh about it? Now? He gave up? He gave up. Yeah,
at some point you just got to give up. Yeah,

(47:44):
you have to take away the power and just accept it.
All right, Thanks for the call, man, have a great one.

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Says I work with a ton of people. There's a
guy in there who gets around a lot. We call
him STD. Sexually transmitted Dave.

Speaker 2 (47:57):
Oh, I was shocked. We got like a good half
dozen Houdinis. Yeah, a lot of people at work are
called Houdini because one minute they're there, in the next
minute they're not. They just disappear when work needs to
get done. It's a very popular one. Eight hundred eight
two one ninety nine seven. Oh what you got thick?

Speaker 5 (48:16):
TJ said g Spot. He couldn't couldn't find this guy anywhere,
cold find him anywhere?

Speaker 2 (48:22):
Gone, God, let's see here what else we got we got?

Speaker 3 (48:28):
We call a guy at work dead Frank. He hated
his job. He'd always call him sick in uh one time. Yeah,
so dead Frank, dead Frank.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Call him dead Frank, he's not gonna show up. Absolutely
love to hear your work nicknames. Eight hundred eight two
one ninety ninety seven. Oh you got one thick? Uh? Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:45):
Used to work with a guy we called him I
Leen because while everybody else is working, he's somewhere leaning
and watching.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Absolutely give us yours eight hundred and one ninety ninety seven. Oh,
it's nine nine seven the blitz. Now three things you
need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
A baby elephant will make her public debut today at
the Columbus Zoo. The baby will stretch her legs in
the backyard of the Elephant habitat this morning from nine
am to eleven am, and every morning this week. How
cute is that?

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Gonna be a little baby.

Speaker 3 (49:20):
The calf was born to mother Sonny on July twenty third,
and hasn't yet been named. Another elephant, Phoebe, is pregnant
and is due to give birth this fall.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I mean, Nora, I guess to see like a baby
elephant almost every mornings shower.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
I'm like, what we call baby baby baby?

Speaker 2 (49:41):
Huh?

Speaker 3 (49:43):
I go bigger than that trunk? Yeah, I understand. I
just don't know why you'd nickname it baby.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Feels like an elephaby elephant.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
All right, you do me a favor. Go measure that
baby elephant trunk. See what I gotcha and compare notes.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Okay. A New Zealand woman has been arrested after a
bus driver yesterday found a two year old girl alive
in a suitcase that was stowed in the luggage compartment.
The bus driver says he noticed the movement inside the
bag during a plan stop north of Auckland after another
passenger needed access to the luggage compartment. When the driver

(50:20):
opened the suitcase, they discovered a two year old girl
who was very hot but otherwise appeared physically unharmed. She
was wearing only a diaper. The hell, she had been
in the suitcase for almost an hour. She is in
the hospital. Mom's in court this morning. By the way,
the bus company does not charge for children under three

(50:41):
as long as the kid sits on your lap, So
there's no money issue here.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
So is that? I mean mom was on the bus.

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Mom was on the bus and she was.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Literally just trying to save a bus fare.

Speaker 3 (50:52):
No, the kid could have is free, know.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
Like what, I don't want to sleep?

Speaker 3 (50:59):
What maybe she didn't want the kid on her lap
because that's how they have to travel. I don't know,
but yeah, good luck getting your kid back after that one.
The Sturgis Motorcycle Rally is well underway in South Dakota.
Thousands of bikers are there for the eighty fifth annual rally,
with Sturgis officials projecting over seven hundred thousand guests will attend.
Rally runs through August tenth. Tonight's entertainment. It's a Monday night, right.

(51:23):
They play at these big outdoor venues. It's super cool.
Tesla will be performing at Full Throttle Saloon and Five
Finger Death Punch at Buffalo Chip. That's the main giant stage.
Some of the other bands playing Sturgis this week Buck Cherry, Disturbed, Nickelback,
Leada Ford, Marilyn Manson, jackal Stone, Temple, Pilots, Hinder, Insane

(51:44):
Clown Posse, and Pop Evil.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
They got a good line.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Fun is that I've never been, but I would go
to Sturgis for a couple of days ago.

Speaker 3 (51:52):
It's like such a blast. I tell you, I've never
ever wanted to own a motorcycle, but I do feel
like that would make it all.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
For Yeah, I would definitely. I would definitely go.

Speaker 3 (52:02):
Kind of lived in Indian He would ride he and
his wife to Sturgis. I mean ride from Indy.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
That's a ride, man, that's a long long ride.

Speaker 6 (52:11):
All right.

Speaker 3 (52:11):
Those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
All right, kids? Pop quiz If you were to think
of the worst possible place to do a bring your
kid to work day. Where might you think that would be?

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh gosh, well maybe the X rated movie set.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
Okay, okay, Kelly Wins, that would be a terrible take
your kid to work day.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
I was gonna say a funeral home, but Kelly Wins.

Speaker 2 (52:41):
Funeral home would be would be pretty interesting. Yeah. I'm
also thinking like if you were a surgeon, that might
be a bad place. You can't take a kid to
work day.

Speaker 3 (52:53):
Can't really be distracted, right.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
Which is a great point, Kelly, which brings me to
this story where a person, a man, is on suspension
right now as a investigation continues into the bring your
kid to work. This wasn't an authorized it wasn't like
officially bring your kid to work day. This person just
decided to bring their kid to work. And that is

(53:18):
because they are an air traffic controller at El Dorado
International Hotel in Borgotic, Columbia. Oops, you can't bring your
kid when you're an air traff controller. Not only that,
but on July twenty first, when this air traffic controller
did bring their kid to work, they allowed them to

(53:38):
get on the radio and operate and clear planes for
dake off. Oh my gosh, sure enough, they were allowed
to let the AVIANCA flight AV two one seven out
of Buenos Aires to clear capacit or clear the runway
or clear the takeoff for an airplane came carrying three

(54:00):
hundred and ninety one passengers. Yeah, you can't let your
kid clear a plane for takeoff. Do you know how
hard people work to become an air traffic controller? You
know how stressful it is to become an air traffic controller,
and you're just gonna let your kid jump on the microphone,
my bulley, you know you.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Know how fast I'm jumping up out of my seat
and saying, let me off. If I hear a kid
on the head Yeah, no, no, that's unacceptable.

Speaker 2 (54:31):
I remember back in the day, and I think it
was only Delta, but there used to be in the
arm rest before they put the TVs in, they had
the headphone plug in for the radio and they would
have like nine channels that you could listen to music,
but channel number nine you could listen to air traffic
control and I loved it. You could listen to the

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actual communication going on. And if I heard a kid
jump on and be like, yeah, bro, you can jump
up on a runway thirty seven, go ahead, I'd lose it.
I would absolutely lose it. Columbia's Aeronautics Civil the the
organization that runs all of this stuff. Basically, our aff

(55:17):
is their aaf A. What is it a f f
A Fahy could I not get those letters in the
right order? Wow? Yeah. Anyways, they suspended the license to
the two A controllers that were in charge, and disciplinary
proceedings are going to be opened.

Speaker 8 (55:36):
Like.

Speaker 2 (55:38):
They're going to open disciplinary proceedings against five other air contracts.
They were on duty at the time. No one in
that in that tower decided to say, hey, don't let
your kid touch the buttons or talk on the microphone,
or hey, get that kid out of here, Like you're
not supposed to have a kid in the tower air traffic.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
It is like bringing a kid into surgery, Like hey,
Juan her, you want to make the first slice right
right here, just.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
Run the scalpel right there.

Speaker 3 (56:10):
Or like you said, thick in a funeral home, you'd
be like, hey, kid, why don't you sell those people
fancy casket?

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Or in balm?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Yeah, ball, neck slap, a little makeup.

Speaker 2 (56:21):
Hey do you want to push the button that sets
this guy on fire and turns him down ash. Feel
free to do so. Yeah, you can't do that. Ninety
eighty seven The Blitz.

Speaker 7 (56:31):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
Our first story takes us to Soda Springs, Idaho, where,
on Thursday morning, around nine thirty am, Caribou County Sheriff
Adam Maybe He received a call saying someone had reported
seeing a body in the river about sixteen miles northeast
of Soda Springs. So it's the Blackfoot River there, flows
from Diamond Creek, connects to the Blackfoot Reservoir. Dawdy's flew

(56:59):
drone along the river. They jumped in their boats, and
then finally around twelve thirty the body was found. Thankfully,
it was not a body. Sadly, someone is now missing
their real life sex doll.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
It was a real doll.

Speaker 2 (57:19):
It was a real doll. Yep. I don't know if
someone was on a camping trip and it fell out
of their boat. I don't know if it was an
angry wife who said we're getting rid of this thing
and threw it off a bridge. No idea, but.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
I think the guy just broke up with it.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yeah, then the guy broke up with it and that
was it. She wouldn't cut that's a problem.

Speaker 3 (57:43):
She just wasn't interested anymore.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Thankfully, when the team pulled it out of the water,
they realized, yep, it was just a life size companion doll.
And while they're happy it wasn't a real body, they
are saying, please don't throw your real life dolls into
the river. Get rid of them in an appropriate manner.
I don't know what that would be. I'm assuming they're
not very biodegradable, made of like plastic and silicon, so

(58:09):
I don't know exactly. Probably very hazardous to burn with
all those chemicals, so I don't know exactly how you
would get rid of a real life sex style. But
don't don't throw it in the river. You're gonna cause
all kinds of mayhem with people looking for for bodies.
So don't do that. Yeah, put it on put it
on Facebook, marketplace. Someone to buy that. Somebody will it,

(58:32):
would buy it for sure, all right. Our second story
is uh, coming out of Miami. However, this goes across
the nation. Stop with penile injections. Look, if you have
anything that resembles a normal sized penis, you're You're just fine.

(58:53):
You don't need injections, you don't need pills, you don't
need enhancements. Just leave it alone. Because they are saying
that penal shots and surgeries are becoming more and more profound. However,
they are also seeing more and more issues. Because it

(59:13):
wasn't just but last week we were reporting on discount
medical procedures and people showing up to she Sheds to
get like lip filler and botox. Don't do that. People
are now doing the same thing for penile injections and
penile implants.

Speaker 3 (59:29):
I read the article advice that you're talking about, and
it said this urologist she said that most of her
business now is doing these injections.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Yes, uh, hyaluronic acid fillers. Excuse me, it's the.

Speaker 3 (59:45):
Same thing they will inject in your face.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Is that what it is?

Speaker 3 (59:48):
Yeah, it's a plumping.

Speaker 4 (59:50):
So it's like botox.

Speaker 3 (59:52):
No, it's not botox. It's a filler.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
It's a filler. I don't even know that, but I
just if it has the word acid in it, it's
not going in my in my way. I'm sorry, not happening.
The problem is not only are they seeing again a
huge increase in shots and and and injections. But they're
seeing an increase in people getting corrections for botched procedures.

(01:00:20):
I've lost my penis. Yeah, people going to inexperienced providers, deformities,
tissue necrosis.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Can you imagine someone coming at you with a needle? No, no, no,
I can't either.

Speaker 2 (01:00:39):
Wait are you talking about like the medical device or
a really small wing the medical device?

Speaker 3 (01:00:45):
Okay, coming at your really small wing with.

Speaker 2 (01:00:49):
So Yes. If if by some chance, for some reason,
you absolutely fill the need to have something like this done,
pay the extra money. That's that's the money you do spend. Yes,
if you want a medical procedure, you don't find this
at a discount. This is not something that you want
to see a coupon four in the value pack blue

(01:01:11):
envelope and then show up and be like, hey, can
I give fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Percent of I get a doctor to do it? No,
don't go to a medspam.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
Yeah, yes, exactly. If you're gonna do it, you shot
out the extra money. This is something that you actually
would want to have the extra attention for and the
extra expertise for, without a doubt. That is you're not
so breaking news.

Speaker 9 (01:01:32):
I'm tired of your goudding rock and roll, anything goes lifestyle.

Speaker 7 (01:01:36):
This is your Blitz Rock Rundown, the Monday Morning edition, and.

Speaker 2 (01:01:43):
Hey, that's what's up. Good morning. Are you feeling better?
It's been a minute, it has.

Speaker 11 (01:01:48):
It feels like it's been a whole year, but it's
been like, what three weeks or something?

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
Yeah? Yeah, I asked you guys too, what you got
four us on a Monday morning for the Blitz Rock
run Down.

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Let's start with three days. Great. They just dropped a
new single called Kill Me Fast, and Adam Gontier says
it's one of his favorite songs they've ever written.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Oh, I like it.

Speaker 9 (01:02:29):
I feel like there's a lot of autos family, Okay,
I get it.

Speaker 11 (01:02:33):
Do you hear it?

Speaker 2 (01:02:34):
What?

Speaker 11 (01:02:35):
I like the song? But I hear a lot of.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Auto tune something, a lot of process, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:41):
A lot of layers. Yeah. Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:02:44):
Their new album Alienation drops on August twenty second, and
they're playing it Louder than Life on Sunday, September twenty first,
same day. Bring Me the Horizon is headlighting? Doesn't say headlighting?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Headlighting? All right?

Speaker 11 (01:02:57):
Let's talk about Foo Fighters and nine It's nails. They
basically just traded drummers. Josh Freeze left the Foods and
is heading back to Nine Inch Nails, and Elon Rubin,
who's been with nine and Chails forever, is now drumming
for the Foods. Both bands, I guess, are cool with
it and both are touring soon. Food Fighters are going
overseas in October, and nine Inch Nails are coming to

(01:03:17):
Cleveland on August thirty first. And nine and Nails just
dropped a new track.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
What's it called as Alive as You Need Me to Be?

Speaker 11 (01:03:26):
And that's off the New Tron soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Yes, they did the whole soundtrack for the New Tron movie.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
Jails.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I'm looking forward to that movie for sure. I can't
wait to.

Speaker 11 (01:03:45):
See that hob Evin Peters is in it, of course,
he's so good. He's the kid from an American horror story
and Jared Leto's in it too, right.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
Yes, Evan Peters is the guy who plays Quicksilver in
the Fox x Men movie.

Speaker 11 (01:04:00):
Fine whatever, I remember him from American Horse Story. I
had a huge on him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
All right.

Speaker 11 (01:04:06):
Let's talk about Ozzie. He was laid to rest Thursday
on the grounds of his estate in Buckinghamshire, England, just
like he wanted in his memoir, he told Sharon, don't
cremate me. I want to be buried in a garden
with a tree planted over my head. And that's exactly
what she did, by a lake on their property with
flowers spelling out Ozzy f and Osbourne. It was a

(01:04:27):
private a private service with close friends and family. Members
of Sabbath were there, Metallica, Zach Wilde, Corey Taylor Manson,
and even Elton John. Now do we have an official
cause of his death yet, like that came out today
or something, because as of Friday, if there's still no
official cause, I mean right, he fought that for years,

(01:04:49):
so everyone's just assuming.

Speaker 2 (01:04:50):
But the massive amount of drugs he used throughout most
of his life, Yeah, the lifestyle of no sleep and
traveling all the time, being what almost eighty years old,
a lot of factors. Pretty sure we we have a
cause of death all the In fact, they just put
Ozzie in the cause of death because being as himself

(01:05:12):
was the cause of death.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
Man.

Speaker 11 (01:05:14):
Fair enough, All right, let's talk about Sony Temple. Tickets
are officially on sale to the public. It's happening May
fourteenth through the seventeenth, that historic cru stadium. Now this
year is going to be a little different. In the past,
if you had field passes, you could still get into
the stands, not this year. If you want access to both,
you'll need GA Plus, So make sure you read the

(01:05:36):
fine print before you buy. There's like a ton of
different combinations and all the passes this year early bird
deal is still going on and that's the cheapest these
passes are going to be all year.

Speaker 4 (01:05:46):
So public on sales at noon.

Speaker 11 (01:05:49):
Oh it's at noon today, Andy, Yep, So they're not yet.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
I mean they've been on sale. If you had codes right, you.

Speaker 11 (01:05:55):
Know, you can still get the one dollar down deal
even if you missed the earlier prese windows. It's just
going to get more expensive the closer that we get.
And camping, they still haven't listed packages yet.

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Where it is.

Speaker 11 (01:06:06):
They're working through some construction issues near the stadium. So
if camping is a no go at the stadium, it
might be moved off sites.

Speaker 4 (01:06:13):
And now we know why there's so much construction.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Why is that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Buildings they're doing some construction before the Ohio State Fair.

Speaker 11 (01:06:27):
Oh, I know they're working through they're trying to work
through that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:29):
But the new animal buildings. It's agriculture buildings.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Yeah, camping news is coming, but you can't buy anything
right now. Yeah, you can't buy parking passes right now.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Bomber.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Oh that was your blitz, Rock Rundown, thank you very much.
If you want more, you can always jump online as well.
Nine ninety seven The Blitz. It's the morning Blitz.

Speaker 10 (01:06:52):
It's time rock and Rumble, Kelly versus Goose the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
All right, Ever since Friday, we've been talking about Sonic
Temple tickets on sale. We know about the parking issues,
we know that they're adding a fifth stage, but all
of that doesn't matter because you have a chance to
be there for free all four days with stadium GA
passes which we have got to give away all week long.
And we're gonna do another Rock and rembel right now.

(01:07:22):
Eight hundred ninety nine seven. Oh, this is how it works.
We need two representatives. I'll represent one, Kelly will represent
the other. We are gonna play a game of casting
call and someone is gonna walk away with a pair
of four day stadium GA passes. Blitz. Hi, who's this Christine? Christine? Hi, Christine?
How are you on a Monday I'm fantastic. How are

(01:07:44):
you not too bad? Thanks for asking? Since you called
in first, Christine, you get to pick. Do you want
to be represented by Goose? Do you want to be
represented by Kelly?

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
Kelly?

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Kelly?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
It is mister yes?

Speaker 2 (01:07:57):
All right, Christine, you hang on one second. Let's find my teammate.
Blat hello, who's this.

Speaker 8 (01:08:04):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
Todd? All right, Todd? Well, you and I are going
to be a team, Kelly and Christine, Todd and Goose.
So we're gonna put you two on hold as Kelly
and I go head to head in another rock and
rumble yet again. This round is casting call. We played
this game last week and really liked it. This is
how it works, Thick. It's gonna name off the cast
of a movie, one person at a time, and the

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first person to jump in with the answer will get
a point. However, if you get the movie wrong, the
other person gets the next actor on the list and
gets a free guess. We'll see who has the most
points and who's gonna walk away with those four day
stadium ga passes. Thick, are you ready? I'm so Sonic
Temple up for grabs. I mean, we're gonna save you.

(01:08:51):
I don't know. Eight hundred bucks here, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
One hundreds, hundreds.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
Four hundred bucks, five hundred bucks for four days. Ja pass,
Here we go, take what you got?

Speaker 4 (01:09:02):
Alright?

Speaker 5 (01:09:02):
First movie, Here we go, Eddie Murphy, Beverly Hills Cop. Oh,
my god, I cannot believe that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:10):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
I was gonna jump in with Coming to America. Wow,
waiting to hear our cineo Hall.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
No, Kelly was Beverly Hills cop too. I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
Can't happen.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
It can happen, Yes, it can.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
You give the wrong sequel, you get the wrong answer. Wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Of course, the next two actors would have been the same.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
Still, that's true, and it would have been John Ash
that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
All right, Next movie, Michael J.

Speaker 5 (01:09:38):
Fox, Teen Wolf, damn it, Kelly gets an extra actor's name,
Helen Slater.

Speaker 3 (01:09:48):
Helen Slater?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
Who's that.

Speaker 3 (01:09:52):
Hold on? Okay, definitely not back to the future. I'm
gonna say a teen Wolf.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
Doc Hollywood, Doc Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (01:10:06):
We'll keep going, don't we keep going?

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Oh? You're gonna keep okay? All right, my answer is
doc Hollywood.

Speaker 4 (01:10:15):
Bobby's gonna give you a Nick guys. Another actor's name?

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
O all yes, Richard Jordan, I don't know who any
of these people are outside of Michael J. Fox hold On.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
Besides Teen Wolven Back to the Future.

Speaker 4 (01:10:31):
Doc Hollywood, Margaret Winton.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
I don't know who these people John pain Cow who
is that?

Speaker 4 (01:10:40):
Fred Gwynn?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Okay, nothing, I know who Fred gwinn is.

Speaker 2 (01:10:45):
I don't know the movie Secret of My Success? Oh god,
I haven't thought about that movies. It's saw it back
in the eighties. Great movie. Okay, I get only one point.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
All right, here we go. Do you are you Roberts?

Speaker 3 (01:11:02):
I mean, pretty woman?

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Give it away.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
I was gonna say it, but I was gonna wait.

Speaker 4 (01:11:10):
You get an extra actor? Goose, David Brisbane.

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
Oh uh missic Pizza, Albert Finney.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Oh uh wait, who was the first one? Julia Roberts,
Julia Roberts, Aaron, I thought I got the next guests
shot it?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Yeah, we go back to it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
Well, Christina and I didn't know that.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
So all right, one point. P Sean Aston.

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
American Pie.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
You know, ask you will when we get to think
Scott Goose gets an extractor's name.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
All right, so it's it's going it's going one way
or the other. I know this answer.

Speaker 4 (01:12:10):
Josh Goonies.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
It was either Goonies or Lord of the Rings.

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
It was one of the two. Oh, Sean William Scott Stiffler.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
Stiffler, alright, goonies never say die?

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Ever, we go next one, Emilia.

Speaker 5 (01:12:31):
Westevez Breakfast Club. You just want to get it on
that first one.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
I just want to get one.

Speaker 2 (01:12:43):
It's gonna be one. It's gonna be one of the two.
Rob low see, it's gonna be one. Oh nope, never mind,
not gonna be one of the two.

Speaker 3 (01:12:51):
Can I guess too?

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Yeah, yeah, I'll give another actor if he gets this wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:12:59):
Oh, that's not what I thought it was. I'm gonna
say young guns.

Speaker 9 (01:13:04):
But that's not that a right, Next actor, Andrew McCarthy
almost fire, all right, next one wins.

Speaker 4 (01:13:17):
We're tired here. Ready, let's go w Ona writer.

Speaker 5 (01:13:23):
Heather's say say the one name I need to hear,
Angelina Joelie.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
That's not what I was, but that is girl interrupted.

Speaker 10 (01:13:42):
Money what every time everybody they do what they stayed there?

Speaker 6 (01:13:55):
Up?

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Non up? Non up? No, Hey, god, Todd, you've got
yourself four day Stadium Ga passes to Sonic Temple Man.
I never gave up. I was worried fakes. I don't
know if that that's like a backhanded compliment. I'm not
trying to feel about that, but I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
Christ that a lost Christine.

Speaker 2 (01:14:22):
Hang on one second, Christine. Normally, here, here's the deal, Christine.
Normally I would give away both pair of passes. I
can't do it. For Sonic Temple. I'll make I'll tell
you this though. I can either give you tickets to
the Gods for November twenty eighth, or if you want
to keep trying to win Sonic Temple tickets. You cannot
take the tickets and keep trying to win Sonic Temple tickets.

(01:14:45):
It's up to you.

Speaker 9 (01:14:47):
Oh.

Speaker 11 (01:14:47):
I was hoping you were going to say, in this moment,
ding it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
I don't know we have a ticket for this moment.
Not right now. No, no, no, not yet. I'll keep trying,
you'll keep trying. Okay, I'm sorry, Christine, but uh you
know what, Actually I'm not sorry. You should blame Kelly
because I didn't a thing I want. So I'm just
putting it out there. I hope you have a great day. Todd.
You hang on one second, we'll get you hooked up. Yes,
we have got more tickets. More four day Stadium ga

(01:15:12):
passes for Sonic Temple all throughout the weeks, keep listening
nine nine seven, The Blitz and now all right, the
three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Man fell to his death during Saturday night's Oasis concert
at London's Wembley Stadium. The man was in his forties,
reportedly sitting in the upper levels of the stadium, which
seats about ninety thousand and feature seats as high as
a one hundred and sixty four feet above ground. Paramedics
arrived at the scene pronounced the man dead with injuries
consistent with the fall. Police are still trying to figure
out what happened, and they're asking for anyone who saw

(01:15:43):
anything or may have had it on video to contact police.

Speaker 2 (01:15:46):
I mean, Oasis, come on, it couldn't be. It's a metallica.
If I figured to do something good had to be
Oasis Wonder.

Speaker 4 (01:15:58):
Fell off the Wonderwall.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Yeah, uh this Why does the story annoy annoy me?
I don't know, but comedian Matt Rife is now the
owner of an occult museum and the legal guardian of
the supposedly haunted Annabel Doll, so he posts on the
on social media that he bought this Ed and Lorraine
Warren house. The Warrens were paranormal investigators and their story

(01:16:24):
inspired the Conjuring movie franchise, and they have that haunted
Annabel Doll. So he bought the house, he and a buddy,
and he says that they plan to open it next
summer for overnight stays and museum tours.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Wait, wasn't the Annabel Doll just with Yeah some guy
and he died while touring with the Annabel Doll or.

Speaker 3 (01:16:45):
Something got hit by a car.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Yeah, so is this a different Annabel Doll.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
I don't think it's the house that inspired the movie
The Conjuring.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Yeah, he's the legal guardian of this Annabel Doll. So
other people, maybe you can take it out on tour.
That's what this other person is, Okay, but all.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
Ultimately, when you have that much money, you just need
stuff to buy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:04):
I don't understand how Matt Rife has that much money.
I don't think he is funny.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
He's become extremely popular.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
I know people love him too. He came here and
sold out like.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
He's had some funny moments. I don't think he's all
that great.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
Like, what's the material though.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Yes he is. He is one of the comedians that
has made a living off of or made a career,
built a career by posting videos on TikTok and the
interactions he's had online, and he shows that stuff, and
a lot of people are not happy with those comedians
now because everyone thinks it's all about crowd work now
and people want to yell things out at comedy clubs

(01:17:44):
and things like that, and it's like, well, that's not
how Yeah, it's not how you really are supposed to.
Certain comedians can, but that's not the norm.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Well, if you're a Matt Rye fan, tell me what
I need to watch, because I haven't found anything of his.
I think it's particularly funny, but I'm willing I do.
I do love stand up comedy, so anyway. A couple
from London, Ohio says they welcome to baby boy who
was born from an embryo that was frozen over thirty
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
I saw this story over the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Thirty five year old Lindsay Pearce and her thirty four
year old husband Tim are now parents to baby Thaddeus,
who was born just over a week ago. The Pierces
say they've been trying to conceive for seven years and
they ended up adopting an embryo through an embryo adoption
agency and the embryo that they adopted was formed through
in vitro in nineteen ninety four and then stored in

(01:18:36):
a laboratory for future use. Can you imagine thirty year
old embryo?

Speaker 2 (01:18:41):
Yeah, I think that. When I read the article, they
said the last oldest was like twenty seven years or something.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
This is so wild. Yeah, I guess the cost of
embryo adoption ranges anywhere from seventy five hundred to nineteen thousand,
five hundred dollars, but can be as high as twenty
five thousand dollars depending on a clinic and the service
is involved. However, it is a more affordable alternative to
traditional IVF that is so expensive to have eggs harvested,

(01:19:11):
and I mean it is nuts.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
I worked previously on a morning show with a husband
and wife that were my two co hosts, and they
were going through the whole process of harvesting eggs and
trying to get pregnant, and it is so like there
were times she would miss a morning show because you
have to be at the doctor's office at sevent ten.

(01:19:34):
It's like a window to harvest the eggs after you've
taken the specific drugs that you have to take exactly
twenty four hours before. Yeah, it's a whole thing. It's
absolutely crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:19:44):
Kid was born with a beard?

Speaker 3 (01:19:46):
Do you get a discount depending on how old them?

Speaker 4 (01:19:49):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
Like Listen was in the back of the freezer for
thirty years. I think you can cut me a break
on this one.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
That baby's coming out, Like, wait, carry your phone with
you now, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:20:07):
It's legal, there's unblievable. Alright. Look, there are certain places
stand your ground, Florida probably being the most famous. Florida
and Texas probably the stand your ground states where yes,
you are allowed to stange your ground. You can use

(01:20:28):
deadly forest in self defense without retreating if you're in
a place and are not engaged in criminal activity. However,
the defense only applies if the personally reasonably reasonably believes
they are threatened with imminent death or great bodily harm.
Does not apply to people who they are the aggressor.
And that is why a man is in jail right now,

(01:20:50):
and his appeal was just denied because Garrett Hughes lived
outside of the Conk Town Bar and Liquor store in
West and apparently one day he went outside because he
saw some men leaving the bar, and one of those
men happened to stand outside, and well, he took a

(01:21:14):
leak on the wall. I think we've seen men before
stumble out of the bar. It happens, and they take
a leak on the wall. Well, that is when this
gentleman decided to pull his gun and shoot the man.
And now he is claiming self defense. Unless unless this

(01:21:36):
was the largest anaconda ever owned by a man before,
and you felt threatened that you were about to be
billy club to death, there's no reason to shoot this man,
and that is what the appeals for. It has found. No,
this man is in jail for the right reason because
you again, it was following the twenty twenty three Super

(01:21:57):
Bowl and this man and had just walked outside, stumbled outside.
Now apparently the shooter was also drunk, so they're saying
alcohol was a big factory in the whole thing, which
I get. But again, you cannot claim self defense from
a man peeing on a wall. That is not the
way that works. The judge who wrote stated that Brewer

(01:22:19):
exit of the bar and saw drunk Hues been drinking
at the bar moments early on the parking lot, and
security footage actually shows that Hughes was shirtless and wearing
shorts and flip flop at the time. So I know
it wasn't self defense because you don't need to defend
yourself against a man in cargo shorts and flip flops.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Did he say why he felt his life was in dangerous?

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
You know it doesn't really say No, I'm really trying
to figure that out, because here's the deal. You are again,
your life is never in danger. You see a drunk
man in shorts and flip flops. At the very least,
all you gotta do is stomp on his foot's pin
on a wall. What you gonna do on me? Still?
Not like that? Not life threatening. So if you're gonna

(01:23:02):
stand your ground, just make sure that you're standing your
ground for the right reason. All right, now, you had
some of the blitz.

Speaker 10 (01:23:08):
Now let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention. Yeah, let's make it a little
bit smarter than you were when you woke up today.
Replace some of those brain cells he killed over the weekend.
Here's something to mess with your perception of time.

Speaker 2 (01:23:23):
Listen to this. Martin Luther King Junior and Anne Frank
were born in the same year, nineteen twenty nine. Betty
White was born seven years before that, in nineteen twenty two. Yeah,
all mean, that's just the thing about the timelines, the
life they lived and what happened. That's an interesting fact

(01:23:43):
to think about. Tennessee has the highest tax on beer
of any state, a dollar twenty nine per gallon. Wyoming
has the lowest two cents per gallon.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Why it's quite a discrepancy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
It is, why, I don't know, And it's very specific,
a dollar twenty nine per gallon. It's not like what
the price is, you know, four percent sales tax or whatever.
It's actually just tax on the beer dollar twenty nine
per gallon.

Speaker 5 (01:24:10):
So that's I'm guessing, is that the tax the you know,
like the vendor has to pay for the person selling
the beer in Tennessee is paying that tax.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
I don't know. I mean, yeah, because if you're a brewery,
what are you paying the government of dollar twenty nine
per gallon of beer you brew? Or are you paying
a dollar twenty nine for a gallon of beer you
drink like it's I don't know the rules. Greenland doesn't
have much vegetation. You might know that Iceland is way
more green than Greenland, and Greenland has where I in Iceland? Right? However,

(01:24:41):
it got its name from Nordic settlers who wanted to
trick people into movie there. You're like, oh, it sounds beautiful,
come to Greenland. Here's a musical fun fact for you.
The Eisley Brothers are the only group or artists who
have had top fifty Billboard hits in the fifties, sixties, seventies, eighties, nineties,
and two thousands. Yeah, they have had a top fifty

(01:25:02):
Billboard hit in six different decades. Good for do you
want to do That?

Speaker 4 (01:25:10):
Was one of them.

Speaker 2 (01:25:12):
Tell you good shell Things, That's a great song. And finally,
there's only one real person mentioned in the Harry Potter books,
and that is a nine year old girl in Toronto
named Natalie McDonald who was actually dying of leukemia. She
was such a huge fan of the Harry Potter books

(01:25:34):
that a family friend had actually emailed JK. Rowling and
she was included as a student at Hogwarts in the
fourth Book. Wow, Natalie McDonald, Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (01:25:44):
That's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
But what if they I wonder if they happened to
have maybe dropped her name in the in the fourth
movie when they actually ended up making the movies or not. No, no,
just drop it in the background. There you go, learning
some stuff. On a Monday morning, nine seven The Blitz

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