Goose Needs Parenting Advice On An Issue and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 7-22-25

Goose needs parenting advice regarding his son's wannabe friends
We taste test two new things this morning and realize the internet lies
Some people had no idea what teabagging was
The most amount of money you would spend on a dinner for two
The Ohio State fair

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Goose Kelly and thick Quick.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
They don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Do you understand that.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
On the plans.

Speaker 4 (00:13):
It's gonna be a good day. High eighty five, mostly sunny.
Looks like the humidity has kind of protection. Somewhat cool
outside this morning. Yeah, sixty one? Is it sixty one
right now? We are going to warm back up though,
back up into the nineties.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
And we're not the only ones. Did you see there's
a heat dome.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
Coming one hundred, one hundred and ten for pretty much
the entire center of the country. And then I just
read an article last night. We're going to warm back
up and get more humid as the corn sweat is
about to attack us, the corn sweat, corn sweat, yep.
For yet another year, corn sweat is going to add

(00:53):
to the heat and humidity throughout the entire Midwest. I've
heard of this, I you know, I didn't until last year.
But basically it's just the evaporation of of water molecules
on produce and says we have so much corn in
the Midwest, it releases all that moisture, mixes with the
moisture already in the air, causes more humidity, more heats

(01:16):
and they call it corn sweats.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
I love corn.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
I don't pick and of corn. I made a new
corn creamy hot honey corn last night.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
Oh that sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
It was pretty.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
Good corn sweat.

Speaker 1 (01:28):
Really good.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
Did not get the corn sweats. I did get the
meat sweat because I kaled some steak last night. Yeah,
I was in cooking mode since the boys aren't here,
So I have to make like multiple meals with like
the chicken tenders on the side for Brendan because that's
all the eats you make.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
The street corn I have, yeah, I have. Do you
serve it hot? Okay? Because I've gotten it in a
servant cold some places and my f but I love
it hot. Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Stuff absolutely Well. It's gonna be a good Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
We have got a whole bunch to talk about, including like,
I'm very shocked in the fact that there are multiple
definitions for a particular word that has re entered the
zeitgeist thanks to Gwyneth Paltrow. I thought everyone knew exactly
what it was, but apparently not. So I was very

(02:22):
shocked by this. So I I want to talk about this. Also,
I have to figure out how to lie to a kid.
So I'm gonna need help with that coming up at
about seven forty five. No, no, yeah, or I had
to figure out how to tell my kid to lie
to another kid.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
To figure out the whole scenario. Yeah, it's a very
weird scenario in our new docile and our new home
that we a new problem that has approached.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
How are you, Kelly Great?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
I had a really strange experience this morning, and that
is they're doing a lot of repaving in the overnight hours,
so my normal route to work is blocked off. I
couldn't go, so I went on my alternate route that
was blocked as well. Oh so I had to take
a third route, which was going two seventy s west

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to three fifteen South. Uh huh, get on three fifteen
South and drive all the way to six seventy west,
which took me an extra ten minutes to get to work. However,
I was on three fifteen South from one sixty one
all the way to about Canear, which is eight nine miles.
I saw not a single car, which made me feel
like did the rapture happen or something to where I'm

(03:34):
the only one on earth. It was the most eerie
feeling to be the only car. Do people not know
about three point fifteen? Nobody's driving on it now? Granted
it was like three forty in the morning.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Right, nobody smile for a mile?

Speaker 4 (03:50):
Yea.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
It was so weird. And then I finally saw I
finally passed a car when I was up just past Canear.
I was like, thank god, it's not just me.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But on the flip side of the coin.

Speaker 4 (03:59):
Also because yesterday I left the house about eight minutes late.
And it's amazing how leaving the house at say four
forty in the morning is so much different than leaving
the house at four fifty or four fifty five.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
The amount of.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
Traffic in those ten minutes is absolutely amazing. How much
it can increase in just that little window.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
That's insane. Dick, how you doing?

Speaker 3 (04:25):
I'm good man, there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
All right, well, let's do it then blitz morning trivia.
What chef for to do?

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Any want to mention? We have a concert announcement just
before ten o'clock and we probably do away tickets. Yes,
it's a good show. Good lineup all right.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Twenty five bucks up for grabs to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 5 (04:39):
If you're the first one to text in the correct
answer at eight hundred and eight to one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
Are you guys fans of ted Lasso?

Speaker 2 (04:44):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (04:44):
Yes, I love that show and we thought it was
over but it is coming back. Production has begun on
ted Lasso season four. What I want to know is
what kind of team will he be coaching in season four?
What is the team the sport that he will be
coaching in season four? Be the first one to tell
us at eight hundred eight to one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 3 (05:06):
Oh, texts, then we'll give you that gift card.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
I think what's an answer for Blizza Morning Trivia? All right?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
The question was in regard to ted Lasso season four,
which production has begun on?

Speaker 3 (05:18):
What team?

Speaker 5 (05:20):
What kind of team will ted Lasso be coaching? And
it's a Division two women's soccer team, which I think
this is gonna be hilarious. He's gonna be coaching this
Division two women's.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Soccer team, so he's going to college.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
No, this will still be in Richmond.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Oh, so it's gonna be a pro Division two Yes,
women's team, gotcha. The teams that are working their way up,
like like Recket, like Wrexhelm.

Speaker 5 (05:44):
Yeah, I didn't know they had women's leagues in the
Premier League.

Speaker 1 (05:50):
I wouldn't know either. I don't follow soccer so football.

Speaker 5 (05:53):
But yeah, Jason Sedeikas obviously back, Hannah Waddingham, Juno Temple
and Jeremy Swift all returning. And you know they man
sixty one Emmy nominations for the first three season they
won thirteen.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Up.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
That show is amazing.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
Yeah, I have a feeling they're going to ruin the show.
They probably just snap while they were ahead.

Speaker 3 (06:08):
You think, I think this could be really funny.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
Well, sure of course it can be. Yeah, but most aren't.
Most shows that come back aren't.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think you've gone you go back to the boat
well one too many times?

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Right, you did what you did, but there's.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
Probably money on the table. It's too tending to not
take it so like it's.

Speaker 4 (06:26):
A even though I'm I'm somewhat enjoying it. It's like
the Dexter thing. Like they released two new Dexter shows
at the same time, one where he comes back to
life yet again and another one where they're going to
when he was like a teenager and starting off his
his career or starting as a job as a.

Speaker 1 (06:44):
Twenty year old.

Speaker 4 (06:44):
It's like, Okay, we get it. We don't need that
many shows. So I mean, fingers crossed. I hope they
don't ruin a good thing.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Yeah, joe Ing from Roseville, first one to text in
the correct ANSWER's got twenty five bucks to water Bits
and Stuffy.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
I know a lot of people are excited because Shark
Week is here.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
A fan of Shark Week, I'm not.

Speaker 2 (07:01):
I don't care about sharks at all, but I do
know that people love it and.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
It's a thing they do and they get hyped for it.

Speaker 4 (07:11):
But here's my question, how many new shows we haven't
discovered that much new information about sharks in one year?
To go back speaking of you know, retapping the well,
it's just the same shows over and over again. Yeah,
or yet another search for the megald like.

Speaker 3 (07:30):
They made a second meg Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
I don't understand how they keep coming back to it.
But in case you are all about Shark Week, let's
get you let's get you kicked off with a little
bit of shark knowledge, because here's some stuff I didn't know.
Sharks do not have bones. They are a special type
of fish fish known as the Elasmo bronx. Branches elaxim

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branches basically fish made of cartilage that acts like bone,
but it's a lot lighter, and they can still leave
fossils because they end up like having oils and stuff
solidify inside their cartilage.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
It's basically like what the tip of your nose and.

Speaker 4 (08:12):
Ears are made of. That's the whole inside of their body.
Did you know this? Coconuts are more dangerous than sharks.
We've been trained to like, you know, basically jaws trained
of how terrible and scary sharks are, but rarely falling
coconuts killed thirty times more humans annually.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
I don't believe have you ever been near when a
coconut falls out of a tree. It is really just
you can't believe how you know? You would be dead
if right on the knocket?

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Right? Yeah, game game over? So yes, I just know
that you should be.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Far more scared of coconuts, wow, than you should of sharks.
Sharks can lose more than thirty thousand teeth in their lifetime.
You ever see a picture of a shark's mouth and
you see all those rows of teeth, those are literally
all their backups. So when a tooth flaws out, a
next tooth is just ready to go, as like next

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in line is just they are ready to go. And
speaking of teeth, sharks can't get cavities. Their teeth are
covered in fluoride, so they will not get cavities.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
And finally, this one is just insane.

Speaker 4 (09:21):
While a female sand shark is pregnant, the two largest
shark pups inside of her and inside the womb will
eat the fellow unborn siblings inside the womb. It'll urterin cannibalism.
It's extreme, but it helps ensure only these strongest shark

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pups survive out in the wild.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
That's insane.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
So the two agree in the womb that they're the
biggest and they're just gonna go ahead.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
And consume the other the others I would have to assume.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yeah, nice, is it like literally like Survivor where you're
off making like alliances me owny jew We'll just eat
the other siblings instead.

Speaker 5 (10:04):
Keith Textan said, they do have a jawbone, and I
looked it up and know that's also made of cartilage.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
The dry jaws of a shark appear and feel heavy
and solid, much like bone. These same minerals almost allow
most sharks skeletal systems to fossilize quite nicely. That's the
little fun fact here. I'm reading off of the shark info,
So yeah, that too. Here you go learning some stuff
on a Tuesday morning about sharks. Go enjoy Shark week down.
Make some of the blitz not so breaking news. The

(10:33):
news already broke. We're trying to put it back together. Oh,
let's take a trip down south. We have ourselves a
WTF what? The Florida an ad executive by the name
of Matthew Day was busted around one thirty am at
the Landing, a downtown Saint Petersburg bar. It's an elevated

(10:56):
hangout balcony bar, is how it's described. Well, he was
hanging out with some friends, walked upstairs, decided well this
is a great place to use the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
Whipped it out and start peeing off the.

Speaker 4 (11:08):
Balcony, and unfortunately there were some people that were in
the wrong place at the wrong time. Security spotted Day
relieving himself and escorted the defendant out of the bar
and directly into police customy. He was charged with disorderly

(11:30):
conduct on the premises of a licensed establishment. He was
in jail yesterday. He did get out on five dollars bond,
but he will be back in court. I'm very curious
how this will affect Ribbi Media, which is the company
he co founded and is the head of personal experience for.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
So he gave.

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Experience, I want to say, and I don't sympathize with
the guy at all. You can't pay off a balcony
right into a crowd. However, However, seeing as the Ohio
State Farris opening on tomorrow, there the skylt the sky
ride that goes from one end of the fair to
the other. As a kid, how many of us spit

(12:17):
off that thing? Every one of us spit off that
thing like you spit off the sky ride onto the
folks below. That's what you do as a kid on
the skylift. Really, Yes, what Charlie and I, my husband
and I were talking about this and we're like, yeah,
it's way too tempting not to when you're like a
twelve year old buddy, you're spitting off that thing. Everybody

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does it?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Was it just me?

Speaker 3 (12:41):
I think so?

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I never you've never had like any type of an
urge to like just kind of like let spit dangle
off your mouth. You don't necessarily want to spit on somebody,
but you kind of want to spit. You guys are

(13:04):
really letting me hang out here.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
I remember, I would never leave you hang out to
dry Kelly never.

Speaker 2 (13:12):
Well. Listen, I spit off the sky ride of the
Ohio State Fair when I was probably twelve years old,
and I loved it.

Speaker 1 (13:19):
Would you did you?

Speaker 4 (13:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (13:22):
I don't aim at people. I just wanted to watch
my spit fallall to the ground. It wasn't necessary. I
wasn't want to spit on somebody, but I wanted to
watch my spit go down to the ground.

Speaker 4 (13:34):
And what if you were walking or standing, let's say,
and you felt drop drop and you wipe your head
and you knew it was something.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
Oh, I'd be so mad.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Would you rather it be two driplets of spit spittle
or would you rather it be two drops of peepee
spit spit?

Speaker 2 (13:52):
Yeah? I mean you're you're right. I was actually doing
a few little favor by not yes, we.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Are such a good person. Yeah, you're a very good person.
Other think.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
Second story takes us over to Bedfordshire, England, where Jack Johansson,
a twenty three year old, is now in police custody
because you see Jack has a thriving business, mainly dealing
in cannabis, but he dabbles in other such things and
apparently he's got a new line of things going on.

(14:23):
And not only that, but because he is now expanding,
he has decided to offer some deals basically digital coupons
if you will, where you can get more coopins more,
you can get more for less basically, and Jack wanted
to let his customers know that, so he sent out
a text message to his customers. Unfortunately, either one number

(14:47):
was mis entered or he saved something wrong, but he
ended up texting the police for the town he lives in,
letting him know about the supply of cannabis, crack, cocaine,
and heroin.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
That he weed.

Speaker 4 (15:02):
They were able to then track him down where yes,
he was found to have multiple drug items on him,
drug paraphernalia and a bunch of cash. He is charged
with yeah, all sorts of drug related felonies and he
is going to have a lot of issues over the

(15:22):
next few years. Don't go texting the police with the
with the drug deals you have going on currently.

Speaker 2 (15:27):
Whoops.

Speaker 4 (15:28):
Not highly recommended that if you're not so breaking news, Well,
some people are agreeing with you, Kelly, saying they would
never walk underneath the skywalk at the Ohio State Fair
just because of that reason of spitting off the top. Yeah,
and seeing people get hit.

Speaker 2 (15:49):
You see me, definitely don't walk. Don't walk under I
didn't do it as an adult, folks, but it's too tempting.
When you're a kid and you're You're like, you're up
there with your sister. You know, your sister who's two
years younger than you. You're like, watch this, watch this.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
I get it.

Speaker 4 (16:08):
I want you to take a moment as I go
over this list and think about something, because here's the question.
There was someone who jumped on the World Wide Web
and ask people what current tech do you think will
seem ridiculous in fifty years?

Speaker 1 (16:25):
So think about this for a minute.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
I'm gonna share with you what the people were saying
on the World Wide Web technology that will seem ridiculous
in fifty years. Charging cables, people are actually gonna say, well,
you had to physically plug your device in to charge
it every day.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
You had to be away from it while it charged.

Speaker 4 (16:40):
Right, say, well, won't be the case anymore. I would
love for this to happen someone said dental work, anything
regarding present day dental work will be seen as barbaric.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
I feel like it's already a barbaric.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (16:53):
Absolutely, using metal claws to just scrape away your teeth,
for sure. Someone also said, ditto for chemotherapy. Medical devices
like CT scan machines gonna go by the wayside.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
They're going to find a more effective way to do that.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Yeah, you know, like Star Trek, they just got a
little hand thing the right, just run it over to
your body.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
Yeah, tells you everything you need to know.

Speaker 4 (17:15):
Current tech that might seem ridiculous in fifty years. Loud
engine noise, internal combustion engines, loud cars, chainsaws, mowers, things
like that.

Speaker 2 (17:24):
Yeah, every time I hear one of those like E
vehicles start up, I'm like, that is the weirdest sound.
But it's so quiet, so quiet.

Speaker 5 (17:34):
I can tell you one thing going. My old boat
had a two stroke motor. The new ones got a
four stroke. It is a hundred times more quiet.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
Than the two stroke motor. Unbelievable difference.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
I do rely on a louder motor to let me
know that some vehicles coming up behind me when I'm walking.

Speaker 6 (17:51):
The dogs have to walk on the street, and that
is that actually is one of the big complaints I
have heard for bicyclists and people walking their dogs, as
you just can't hear the cars go, I mean, because
they're so quiet, and like I just there is something
about a nice roar of an engine.

Speaker 1 (18:08):
Get I get why they would say this, but yeah,
sad man.

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Something else that might seem ridiculous in fifty years trash.
Not that there will be a solution for existing waste.
Is just that most things will be reusable in the future.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
Someone said, so it would be a lot of trash.

Speaker 4 (18:31):
Car accidents are gonna be something of the long gone past,
apparently fifty years, because autonomous vehicles will work together to
make the current number of car fatalities seem ridiculous. I mean,
you've already got cars that will break on their own
if you're approaching too fast, if you're tailgating, it'll send
off a you know, a beat to let you know
that you're approaching the next car too fast. I remember

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having a rental vehicle that actually applied the brakes for
you if you were in cruise control. It kept you
at a certain distance away from the car in front
of you. It'd automatically slowed down and sped up compared
to the car in front of you.

Speaker 3 (19:05):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
And then finally someone said, tech that will seem ridiculous
in fifty years. Game counsoles, they'll just be replaced with
like streaming services. You'll just and I don't know what
they mean by that, like you'll just be able to
log onto your TV and if you pay for let's
say the PlayStation, it'll be an app on your TV.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
You'll have your game saved and things like that.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
That makes sense.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Ah, one more, I'm sorry, tech that will be seeing
ridiculous in fifty years. Toilet paper such a medieval method
for something we use so much. It's a waste, It's
unhygienic and causes all kinds of sewer problems. Okay, well,
what's going to be the alternative?

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Give them the day? But you're still wet back game.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Right exactly? You still need to at least.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Wash your dryer situation. That really does feel like it
would take a long time. I don't know that kind
of time.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
Right to sit there and powerwash and then blow dry.
Huh huh No, I mean, what's next?

Speaker 1 (20:02):
Am I gonna am? I gonna braid the taint down there,
the hair.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
Like you're getting you is that a new trip of
the salon, the new blowout is you're going, and well.

Speaker 5 (20:13):
Maybe it'll be super powerful. It's kind of like you
know when you go through a car wash and you
get that blow dry right at the end and it
just that that just one so hard.

Speaker 4 (20:22):
It just pushes everything to the back. So then you
got dirty poop water being pushed up your crack and
then up your back as you're standing up on the toilet.

Speaker 2 (20:31):
I mean, I don't want to get blown off the
toilet that too, right, And if it's not the right temperature,
that's some sensitive skin down there.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
Maybe it'll be a little brush that comes up and.

Speaker 4 (20:44):
Car wash all right, maybe now we're talking then that
might be Okay, I'm too bad that okay, just a
just a soft little like bristle, yeah right.

Speaker 3 (20:59):
On that spins over your.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
Yeah, okay, maybe I'm not against that. Started thinking to
the bathroom might last a lot longer, a long time.

Speaker 1 (21:14):
Forget the legs falling asleep. I'm talking about necrosis.

Speaker 4 (21:18):
From the knee down as.

Speaker 1 (21:23):
The three things you need to know before you go really.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Awful situation yesterday on South Hamilton Road, a hoax nine
to one one call ended with police shooting two dogs,
killing one of them. Deputies and officers from Obett's and
Madison Township responded to a report that someone's grandma had
been shot in a home on South Hamilton Road and
they got no response when they knocked on the door,

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so authorities forced their way inside. No one was there,
but there were dogs inside. Two German shepherds became aggressive.
Obviously there are intruders in their home, so they get
aggressive and both dogs were shot. One's dead, and it
was a hoax nine one one call. Now, you can't
blame the officers. They're trying to help who they think

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is a shot grandma in course, but it's also awful
for the homeowner who came home during the incident and
warn them I have dogs, do not go in there,
and they're like, I'm sorry, we've got to check out this.
Nine to one one call them.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Why wouldn't you send in The owner's jake.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
Would not let her go inside. They wouldn't let her
do it. So it's a terrible situation. You can't blame
the officers, But if I'm the homeowner that is just
a wickedly awful situation. You have dogs for protection. They
did what they were supposed to do. Yeah, uh yeah,
It's just a terrible situation. So once they narrow down

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figure out who made this hoax call, they will face
felony charges. Malcolm Jamal Warner, actor who rose to famous
child theo Huxtable on The Cosby Show, has died in
a drowning accent in Costa Rica. This is so sad
to see. Yesterday. The fifty four year old was on
vacation with his family, was swimming at Plia Grande on
the Caribbean coast on Sunday when a current pulled him

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deeper into the ocean. Auth already say. People who were
on the beach were able to pull Warner and a
second man out of the water and onto the beach.
Malcolm Jamal Warner was pronounced dead at the scene. The
other adult male was taken to the hospital in critical condition. Well,
like I said, the story has made the rounds on TikTok,
but I thought it's definitely worth mentioning. There was a
summer intern at an elite Manhattan law firm and she

(23:34):
has been dismissed after two months on the job because
apparently she would not stop roaring at people. She'd be
like rah and biting colleagues.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
What.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
Wow. I guess she was like the intern, quirky girl,
I'll say. And apparently it started on day warm at
this firm, day one rather on at this firm called
Sidley Austin. It's a huge law firm in Manhattan. So
she was said she said on the first day that
people are saying she started roaring at people.

Speaker 3 (24:09):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
What And then that biting started and they say she
bit up to twelve people.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
How did they get to twelve?

Speaker 2 (24:18):
Well, I'm assuming because she was hot. I'm guessing she
was hot, because you don't let that go on with
that long. Anyway, her office mate female had to start
wearing long sleeves because the girl had bit her multiple times.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Okay, this makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Is this wild? I mean, obviously like a mental health
issue maybe, but I mean I think it's out there.

Speaker 1 (24:47):
I want to look her up.

Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, I've been looking. A lot of places have it deleted,
like the comments deleted with the girl's name, and people
are like, quit doxing her. She had to delete her
LinkedIn and all this stuff. And they said that she her.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
If you're going to bite people, you get called out. Yeah,
if you're a weird person like that at a law firm,
people are going.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
To talk about you.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
It's really strange. So somebody posted on Reddit and you can't. Yeah,
take Reddit with a grain of salt. But they said, listen,
I work with this girl, and you guys like, she's
got some stuff going on and she's a real human being,
so like, quit making her life miserable. But I'm like,
oh man, she might have given me rabies. I might
try to make it right.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
You made a coworker wear long sleeved shirts because you
bit her so much.

Speaker 3 (25:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
So yeah, and the time, Yeah, she was roaring anyway.
She was finally terminated and is said to be laying
low at a holiday inn in Maryland. As you show
the doxing, I'll do one, all right, those are your
three thacks.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (25:57):
So Gwyneth Paltrow is the latest famous person to release memoir,
and like most memoirs, she is sharing all kinds of
crazy stories with us, including the fact that she loved
her time with Brad Pitt, mainly when he would perform

(26:19):
one particular act that you only perform with your significant other,
and it's not an act that all couples perform. And
I just saw a small little excerpt. I don't know
why she enjoyed it. I just know that for some reason,

(26:40):
she enjoyed the placement of the manhood upon the facial air.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
She liked teabagging for some reason. And I don't know
why he.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Meant ben Affleck right or ben Affleck.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'm sorry, ben Affleck. When she was a ben.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
Affleck doesn't seem like a bad pit thing, No ben affle.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Whether it was jokingly or she really enjoyed it, it
was a thing.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
But here's my question.

Speaker 4 (27:12):
I saw some people online talking about it, and one
guy said it completely baffled me on the Gwyneth Paltrow
story about tea bagging.

Speaker 1 (27:20):
That's not at all what I thought it was.

Speaker 4 (27:25):
And then someone else commented, I will never look at
a couple of Earl gray the same way. Again, I
don't I thought there was only one definition, Am I wrong?

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I was like eight one ninety nine seven. Oh, I
only knew one meaning of that. Yeah, not that you know.
We can give the full description on the air.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
But I just want to know if someone else thought
what people think it means.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
No, like everyone has to be careful when they're actually
wanting to drink tea. Like that's how careful you have
to be with that.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
Term, right exactly?

Speaker 4 (28:00):
Just going to a Starbucks if you have a seventeen
year old boy at the cash.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
Register, don't do it because you know exactly what's going
to happen or what he's thinking.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
Anyways, I just don't understand how you can be confused
by this. What about just what does Urban Dictionary say?

Speaker 3 (28:20):
I don't know when the term came about.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Oh that too.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
They do also refer to it.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (28:29):
In online gaming, a player repeatedly crouching over defeated opponent's
character as a form of taunting or hum Well, yeah.

Speaker 4 (28:35):
Because that is emulating the actual act of what you're doing.
So oh you haven't seen videos of that?

Speaker 1 (28:48):
Du Yeah, call of duty.

Speaker 4 (28:50):
After they kill someone, they'll walk over and just hit
the crouch button over and over and over and over
and over again.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
That is the funnieste The online gaming were a blast.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
It's the first person to figure out, hey, in oh.

Speaker 4 (29:08):
Yeah, especially a video game like did I snipe you
from all the way across the map?

Speaker 1 (29:15):
But not lock up and.

Speaker 3 (29:18):
A whole different level of taunting right there.

Speaker 4 (29:21):
Oh, I want to get Kelly into uh a world
of modern warfare just so she can walk over it.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Do you want to be the beggar not the bag.

Speaker 5 (29:35):
As an unsportsmanlike penalty? I guarantee football players would be
doing it.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
Yeah, they sacked the quarterback and then that is true.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
Can you do that on Madden?

Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (29:46):
That would be good, absolutely amazing. My my laptop is
locked up. I got a couple of text messages. I
can't see what they say. I'm wondering if anyone has
a Somebody.

Speaker 2 (29:57):
Called it Bulgarian goggles there.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
I have heard.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Justin thanks justin, Yes, thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (30:07):
I have heard that before.

Speaker 5 (30:08):
Said there's a restaurant my hometown called Tea Baggers. I
laugh every time I pass it.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
No, yeah, I don't know if I can go to
Tea Baggers restaurant.

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I don't know if that's happening.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
All right, Well, I just if you're interested in Gwyneth
Paltrock's memoir, It's gonna be on the way. But uh,
fun fact for you today. Gwyneth Paltrow apparently was at
least with Ben Affleck enjoy the old TV every so often.
I don't know what else that can me, but apparently
some people are confused by it.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
All right, I gotta give me some video, this online
thing because I am dying.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Oh yeah, go to YouTube real quick. I want I
want a live reaction. Go to YouTube real quick. There, okay,
and type in modern warfare tea bagging and see what
comes up, because I guarantee there's gonna be at least
like a video that pops up right.

Speaker 2 (31:02):
Away Modern war.

Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, is there a bunch of pop up right away?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I just put call of Duty backs everywhere?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
A right, do you have one that popped up?

Speaker 2 (31:16):
Let's see the Call of Duty Modern warfare?

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Oh yeah, there you go, all right, hanging.

Speaker 2 (31:23):
Fast, they're going to be able to see it.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Hopefully. They just run up and they're like over and
over and over again.

Speaker 4 (31:30):
By the way, while she's waiting for the video, because
I want to hear this live reaction, We've got a story.
You ever post something for free on Craigslist before, and
you're like, if.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
You want to just come pick it out, just give
it away. Yeah, I would love to know.

Speaker 4 (31:43):
Coming up here in about three and a half minutes,
I'm sorry about seven minutes.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
If you.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
My gosh, people are brutal online gamers.

Speaker 4 (32:04):
There is a very small minute chance that if you're
scrolling through Craigslist and you see a posting for like
free come pick up, that you're going to get something
that is actually I don't want to say worth it,
because anything's worth free, but I mean something that is nice.
You know what you're getting. If you're going to pick
up something free, it's either going to be like re rehabilitated.

(32:30):
Maybe you enjoy arts and crafts and you're picking up
like an old dresser and you're gonna sand it and
repaint it, redesign it, or it's going to be reused,
like hey, here's a bucket and you're like, oh good,
I need a bucket for my extra nails in my garage.

Speaker 2 (32:44):
Or something like the stuff that wasn't even worthy to
sell at the garage sale that gets put on the curve.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
That's right, I'm here, it's free, come pick it up.
But I want to know if you would pick up
this free item, because this was an actual post from
the Norfolk area on Craigslist.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Hi, I'm giving away a couch.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
It's an old green velvet sectional from the seventies. Comfy enough,
no rips, but there is a slight, dark stain in
the center that won't come out no matter what I try.
Smells faintly of lavender and something else I can't quite place.
It's free to a good home. Then comes the all

(33:28):
capital letters, but please read before contacting. The couch must
not be left outside overnight. The couch does not like
to be sat on after midnight.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
If you hear.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
Whispering when you're alone in the room with it, ignore it.
Don't feed it meat. If it shifts on its own,
pretend you didn't notice. Whatever you do, do not accept
its offer. I'm moving and I can't take it with me.
Knows I'm trying to get rid of it. It's been

(34:02):
restless lately. Bring two people to move it. It gets
heavier when it's angry. First come, first serve, no holds.
I won't answer questions. You either want the couch you
don't want the couch.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
No delivery. You have to come and get it.

Speaker 4 (34:15):
Address will be given to serious inquires only text. I
accept the terms to receive the location.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
God help you.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
I love it. Make up some lower Make this a
mysterious haunted couch. That things selling even with the pea
stain on it. Yeah, you tried to cover up with
a lavendercent.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
That's what it is, Yes, but doesn't turn dark. Well,
I guess it depends on what kind of.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
He turns dark. He's going to turn your velvet green,
velvet couch at dary.

Speaker 4 (34:46):
Okay, Yeah, that's true. That that might be the You're right,
I never thought about it that way. You create a
story behind it, some sort of freaky place.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Get haunted. Every buddy wants haunted stuff.

Speaker 4 (35:01):
Somebody that's into the paranormal is gonna want this couch.

Speaker 5 (35:04):
Neil Parks is going to come running off that couch
and examine that thing from top to bottom.

Speaker 1 (35:08):
I never thought about it that way.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
That's actually kind of a genius move to create some
lura behind the couch. That way, you know it's going
to be picked up and you won't have to worry
about you to right exactly, Okay, all right, I looked
at this completely different, wrong angle.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
There is a market for haunted things.

Speaker 4 (35:28):
That is true. I appreciate it, Kelly, thank you very much.
I might want this couch.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Now, alright, them.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
For the first time, I'm starting to maybe think I
don't know if I made the right decision. I don't
know if we should talk about this.

Speaker 7 (35:46):
Oh, I just don't.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
I don't want to sound like a like an angle.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Why don't think it's anything.

Speaker 3 (35:55):
I don't think you can here.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Here's my question, speak anonymous, anonymous, and it's it's completely anonymous.

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (36:02):
Here's my question though, do we should we treat children
differently in the sense that look, as adults, you're not
You're not friends with everyone. You're not gonna like everyone,
You're not gonna connect with everyone, right with a fact, Yes,

(36:24):
you won't mesh, your personalities won't vibe. But should children
be different? You know what I'm saying? Should we should we?
Should we not ever tell a child don't be friends
with this unless the other persons are terrible, obviously, But
for children, that's my that's my concern. I just don't

(36:46):
want to sound like a jerk when I say this,
because that's where this is going.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
I have.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
I have a parenting question something I've never dealt with before,
in that we've moved into our our new place. We've
got a condo out out and Hilliard, and there are
other kids in the surrounding vicinity, and so our kids
are heading out and about, they're learning the neighborhood, they're

(37:10):
learning those around. And the thirteen year old came across
a couple of kids in the complex and went out
and had a good time a few weeks ago, or
they did what they did, they were shooting basketball or whatever.

Speaker 1 (37:26):
Well, ever since.

Speaker 4 (37:26):
Then, the other children have come and knocked on the door,
and it has become a parent that the thirteen year
old does not want to hang out with these kids.
Now there's two reasons. One of them a major reason
one I'm questioning. And the major reason is these kids

(37:49):
are a little bit younger. I believe they're like eight, nine,
ten years old, different than a thirteen year old for sure.
But the other thing is he kind of meant and
they're just not my tight you know, not my Yeah,
that's okay, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (38:09):
Yes, I think that it's good. It's good to teach
kids to be kind to everyone. Yes, unless there's a
big reason not to be kind. But like it was
just like a personality, like we're just just your face.
You can be kind about it, but to say oh
no thanks.

Speaker 4 (38:26):
Like the other last Wednesday, I think it was or
last Tuesday, there was a knock at the door the
two kids, and the thirteen year old was like, not here,
like around the corners. Okay, so it's like, oh, he's
back with us. He's back in Detroit with his father,
which is where he was going the next week.

Speaker 1 (38:48):
But here's what happened. I'm sorry the next day.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
On that Wednesday, the next day they went to leave
and they were the other boys were outfront playing, So
the thirteen year old had to walk through our backyard
in the grass to the next street.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Over to get locked and Nora trover on the block.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Wow, we're going to extremes now.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Just haven't figured out how to approach the subject yet.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
How do you tell.

Speaker 4 (39:13):
Do like?

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Is it on the.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Thirteen year old to learn to tell someone, Hey, I
don't want to hang out?

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Is that a life lesson?

Speaker 2 (39:21):
How about this? You tell me if this is a
good idea, because I don't know, I don't have kids.
But if you answer the door, you goose answer the door.
Your thirteen year old's like, I'm not here, I'm or whatever,
but you can say hey, if you know, if he
wants to come out and hang out, he'll be over.

(39:42):
Otherwise I want to see. How can you say it,
like quit knocking on the door, Like if he wants
to play, he'll come outside, welcome to you, but he's busy,
or he's you know, doesn't want to hang out right now,
or whatever I would say if you can, I don't.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Know's I know it's tough.

Speaker 2 (39:59):
I don't it's tough because of the age. Yes, you know,
if like a parent was involved, you could potentially maybe
have the bravery to say, hey, for whatever reason, my
son is not into hanging out right now, but maybe
we could try again in a few months, you know,
see how it goes or well to the other parents
the kid, yes, to say, you know, right now, he's
just not into hanging out for whatever reason. You know,

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it's not a big deal. Maybe let's try again in
a few months.

Speaker 4 (40:24):
Eight hundred and eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh
as a parent, have you been through this before? Have
you had your kids go through like a friend breakup
or not want to hang out with someone before? And
how you kind of approach that subject. Yeah, I'm not
trying to be mean to a child. I mean, if
my thirteen year old thinks you're.

Speaker 1 (40:44):
Stupid, I would never want to say that.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
I feel like you just say he could just say, oh, no, thanks, guys.
You know I'll see around. No thanks, guys. I mean
I guess you could just keep saying that.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, I agree with Stavo. I'm I'm definitely not the
helicopter parent type.

Speaker 4 (41:03):
Let him figure it out, Okay, I'm fine with that.
I think that's where I'm heading in this whole subject.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
Donie.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Oh, the parents are on the hook for answering the
door every time these kids come over.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Yes, yeah, at some point you gotta be like, look, dude,
you got to handle your stuff.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
Or you could just say, hey, he's not into hanging
out right now, I'll send down if he wants, if
he wants to shoot baskets or whatever.

Speaker 1 (41:32):
No, Doug, don't worry. Nora does like tests. It's not
he said.

Speaker 4 (41:37):
If you don't want Nora to hang out with Tests,
just say something. Now, I've got no problem with that whatsoever.
Let's see, Nate says, I put it on my child
to figure out.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
What to do.

Speaker 4 (41:47):
I believed to move to learn how to approach the situation.
If you do it for them, they'll never learn. Yeah,
that's kind of where I'm at. That's kind of where
I'm Atky.

Speaker 2 (41:56):
Aubrey says, just say, I'll let him know you stopped by.
That's kind of pretty.

Speaker 4 (42:01):
Good kind of the way that I get. That might
be the most diplomatic way.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
Yeah, hey, let him know you stopped by.

Speaker 1 (42:08):
And then eventually do they just stop like knocking and.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
If they keep coming, you can say, hey, kids, you
know she's you know, not into coming out right now. Like,
I don't know, if you can say stop knocking at
the door, maybe you don't have to go that far.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
Well, I do know. What did happen?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Like the there was a knock at the door one
time and it was like, oh, he's not here, he's
up in Detroit with his dad. He'll be back next week.
There was a knock at the door the next day
by the same kids. They're like, has it been a
week yet?

Speaker 3 (42:36):
And I was like, oh, you.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Know what you could do and this would not be
a lie because you do nap in the afternoon. You say, hey, kids,
it's you know, I sleep during the day. Could you
not knock on the door anymore?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Oh yeah the door bell?

Speaker 4 (42:48):
Yeah, yeah, sorry, I work weird hours. I need my
I need my beauty sleep yeah, look at his face.
I need to make sure I get as much beauty
suit as possible so I could.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Stop knocking on the door.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
You could do that.

Speaker 4 (42:59):
Eight in a two one ninety nine seven. Oh, I
need some parenting advice here. I would love to hear
it if you've handled this situation before.

Speaker 5 (43:07):
Courtney said, this has happened to my kids many times
over the years as they have grown up. It usually
gets resolved with that they don't feel like coming outside
right now.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
Eventually the other kids get the hint.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
So eventually get the hands.

Speaker 5 (43:18):
Okay, just keep saying, now he doesn't feel like coming
out right now?

Speaker 1 (43:21):
All right?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Eight hundred and eighty two one ninety nine seven. Oh,
looking for some parenting advice here? In ninety had seven
the Blitz. All right, I'm on here asking for some
parenting advice because, uh, it turns out there's, uh, you know,
I've got thirteen year old steps on. There's some kids
that live in our condo complex. And he hung out

(43:43):
once but.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Kind of figured out wasn't this cup of tea? They
just didn't they didn't mend. You know.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
Part of it is the age. It looks like they're
a little bit younger eight nine ten.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
With that game.

Speaker 2 (43:56):
Yeah, and they want to hang out with the older kids,
older kids.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
But now we've reached the point where he's like, I
don't want to know, So how do you do it?

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Eight hundred and eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Oh. I don't want to be a helicopter parent. I
don't want to do it for him. But it's a
it's a well known fact. My thirteen year old step
son is the nicest little boy. Yeah, he's too kind,
he is. He's too kind to a fault.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
Yeah, you know, probably confrontation probably hurts his little soul absolutely.

Speaker 1 (44:26):
One hundred uh bliz, good morning? Who's this? Good morning?
It's trist Hey, Tristan. What's going on? Man? How would
you handle this situation?

Speaker 5 (44:35):
All?

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Right?

Speaker 4 (44:35):
So, growing up, my mom and stepdad.

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Always made us kids be in charge of our own decisions.
They never really did anything for us. And the one
excuse that I would always use was I'm grounded and
I'm not allowed to go outside.

Speaker 4 (44:53):
I see and I get it, and I know I'm
following out this whole conversation. The only issue I have
with that is I don't want him to set up to.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Lie to people. You know, a little white lie makes sense.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
But also I don't want that to be the standard
to always make excuses or make up a lie because
you don't want to do something. You have to confront
your problems. Chris and I appreciate the call. And that's
kind of what Sam said here as he texted, And
this is the perfect time for him to learn a
valuable lesson. You can't avoid your issues. They will come
knocking on your door. Literally. He has to deal with
it eventually, even if you do the initial awkward discussion

(45:26):
or him, eventually he'll have to talk to these kids
at some point and learn how to, you know, approach
something like this if you've got some confrontation or you've
got to learn how to.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
Deal with it, maybe work at it together. What can
we do here? We've got to take care of this
issue and it's not a big deal. We don't want
to lie, but you know, you don't want them come
into the door every day. So what are we going
to do here?

Speaker 1 (45:49):
Right? Dave says the restraining order? How to do it?

Speaker 3 (45:53):
By Chris? Then, I'm surprised your kid plays outside.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Yeah he's not. He's not staying inside all day. On
the on, you know, playing well.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
And here's the thing. The thirteen year old is the gamer. Yeah,
like spends a lot of time gaming. So I do
want him to go outside. When he does go outside,
it's great. I don't want him to have a reason
not to go outside. Now, that's a part of the problem.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
You brought up the age.

Speaker 5 (46:15):
You know, the senior doesn't want to hang out with
the freshman, right, that's just the way it absolutely correct.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
But the freshman wants to hang out. So it's like
it is kind of a compliment. So he could take
it as a compliment and just a minor annoyance and
it can probably be handled in one little polite conversation.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Keith says, when I was thirteen, I'd have no problem
simply telling them they're a little too young.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Boom done. And that might be the way to handle it.

Speaker 2 (46:42):
He could do something like he could say, hey, maybe
we could shoot hoops like once a month or something,
and then they'll forget about it. They all hang out
with you once a month.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
But then you're giving him hope, aren't you.

Speaker 2 (46:54):
Once a season.

Speaker 4 (46:57):
Back it off a little bit, well, once a season,
let's see, Jeff says, kids don't take kids very well,
be upfront with them.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (47:05):
I just think it's gonna have to come down to
him doing it because I, like I said, I don't
want to. I don't want to address all his issues
for him, and again for someone like him, who is
basically the kind of soul on earth. You there are
certain points you have to learn to stand up for yourself.
Otherwise people are gonna walk all over you. Yeah, you

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know so telling someone you don't want to play could
turn into.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
Much much more later in life.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Although I do like this from seven nine to three
six says, next time there's a knock at the door,
whip the door open, kick the one kid in the
chest like you're from Sparta, and the rest will get
the message.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
Don't do that, Goose, don't do that. Don't do that.
That's bad advice, all right, fine?

Speaker 3 (47:50):
Whoever that was.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
Eight ninety ninety seven.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
Oh, if you've got some parenting advice on how you
would handle the situation, I'd love to hear. At ninet
nine seven of the Blotch, Now the three things you
need to know before.

Speaker 1 (48:02):
You go.

Speaker 2 (48:04):
And Olin Tangy, Berlin High school coach, has resigned after
being accused of sending inappropriate messages to a former student.
Sixty two year old Jamie Kasser resigned back in May.
But uh, we're just getting a look at the texts
that were sent thanks to a public records request. I
got this story off the NBC four I dot com website.

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These messages apparently started in April. The student athlete was
no longer enrolled at the high school that we know.
One of his texts to her said quote, am I
on your naughty list? It's a sixty two year old man?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
Right?

Speaker 1 (48:39):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (48:39):
Okay? Gross? No response? She doesn't respond, so he then
he texts, hope you have an amazing day, sending naked
hugs and kisses your way. What gross? There about a
dozen text messages like this another show?

Speaker 4 (48:57):
So that is that one X eggplant, oh eggplant, ex
eggplant O eggplant.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
He's like age god.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Yes. Another one said quote, I love who you are.
If I was younger, I would have snatched you up
and rocked your world. L dude, you're so embarrassing. You're
oh my gosh. Uh So this guy was hired as
the girls wrestling coach in twenty twenty two.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
I have a feeling that more info could cut like this.
You don't. You don't come out of the gate like this.
I think this is.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
If there's a text message to one young girl there
my you know young girl. Now listen, he's not facing
any charges. I'm assuming this girl graduated, right, I'm assuming that.
So outside of being gross and also having to resign
his position, he's not facing any other content ones is here,
at least as of yet, it doesn't click he's committed

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any crime outside of sending disgusting texts.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Yeah, it was if it was a dozen texts or whatever.
This is like one of those stop or you know,
you will be charged with harassment or there will be
a restraining order sort of thing, right, yeah, block him.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Yeah, but still that's that is great.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
It's really gross.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Okay, So if you want a shower, I know.

Speaker 2 (50:27):
Target is ending price matching for twelve years, Target customers
who found a product that was sold for less on
Amazon or Walmart's websites could request to buy that same
product that was sold at Target at the lowest price.
But that policy is ending in six days July twenty eighth.
Then the only way Target will price match is if
you find a price discrepancy between what you're seeing in

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the store versus what you're seeing on the target dot
com website, so they'll price match against themselves. Right by accident,
it's listed lower somewhere else. But yeah, if you've got
took advantage of that, target price is coming to an
end in six days. North Korea has allegedly built a
huge beach resort called Wansan, and this entertainment complex has

(51:08):
been up and running for a few weeks. It's on
the country's east coast. Its supposedly as hotels, restaurants, and
water parks, shopping malls, said to be able to accommodate
twenty thousand people. Kim Jong un says it was to build.
It was built to boost tourism. Like, who is visiting
North Korea? Okay, but people do visit there. I guess Chin.
They do allow Chinese people to come visit.

Speaker 4 (51:29):
But here's the thing. I had a friend that went.
His story was actually told all over the country. He
was one of the very few people who has visited
every country in the world, and one of the last
places he went was North Korea. Because it's so difficult
to get like a visa if you want to go visit,
like you have to walk around with a basically a

(51:51):
concierge with you at all times, and basically it's a
government official, right who's following you around every minute of
the day.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
Wow, Well, it Kim.

Speaker 2 (52:00):
Jong UN's discretion. They'll open the borders for tourism to
select countries, Like I said, mostly China, sometimes Russia and
Dennis Rodman. But so they did have some Russians visiting
this brand new complex with the water park and you know,
all this stuff. But they shut it down right away,

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no reason why. They're just like, no more tourism. That's it.
They've built this gorgeous I guess complex entertainment complex that
nobody can go to now. Last year they allowed some
Chinese people to come in and it was very very
popular destination. But apparently a some reporter published in an
article that said where they were allowed to go. In

(52:45):
North Korea, they had sort of these North Korean actors
who pretend who are there to pretend they were tourists
and like having a great time. Well that really ticked
off North Korea. So they're like, no more tourism. So
there are a bunch of people who have current tickets
to like go here, but they're not allowed.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
They're not allowed to go.

Speaker 2 (53:04):
I'd shut down for now. What a weird country.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
It is, very weird, Yeah, very weird.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
All right, Taste test Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
It just so happened that a couple of things fell
in our lap, food related, and so it just kind
of worked out as we could do this all at.

Speaker 1 (53:26):
The same time.

Speaker 4 (53:28):
Uh. The first one is something I saw I think
last summer and it kind of faded away and now
it's back again. I saw a TikTok video and I
remember thinking the same thing last year when I saw it.
There's no way that this is any good. However, I
said that months and months and months ago when I

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saw another one, which was taking an oreole cookie and
scooping up some sour cream.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yeah, that's not good. There's no way.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
It's dull. It's cheesecake. It's the strangest thing. It tastes
just like cheesecake. My hand was shaking as I got
closer to my mouth trying to eat that thing. So
the second it happened, I was like, oh my god,
you're right, it's cheesecake. So that's why I have this
second one where I'm like, well, why not give it

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a try? So, Kelly, I don't know if you've seen
this before.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
All right, watermelon, some delicious sliced watermelon.

Speaker 1 (54:30):
That does look it does look like good watermelon. And oh,
yellow mustard, yellow mustard.

Speaker 2 (54:37):
All right, I do love sweet and salty. So but
I'm going to be very surprised if this tastes good.

Speaker 4 (54:42):
Me too. But people are losing their mind over it.
So I figured we should all give it a try.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
Water.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I'm not shooked up the I shook up the waterbody.
I said the same thing before we got on the air.
I said, I don't want the mustard bee coming out first.

Speaker 1 (54:59):
So uh it squirts them.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Oh okay, that's a lot of mustard.

Speaker 4 (55:03):
That is not a lot of mustard. There's not a
lot of mustard. That's what they did. They put it
right there on the edge. All right, Yeah, I'm gonna
get mine loaded with mustard. And all they did was
they took a bite of their watermelon slice with a

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yellow mustard on top of it.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Are you sniffing it?

Speaker 3 (55:26):
While you started to put my mouth up?

Speaker 1 (55:29):
All right there?

Speaker 4 (55:32):
So here we go one, two, threepe.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Who told you this was good?

Speaker 2 (55:49):
That is the absolutely thing.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
Okay, that's stupid. Somebody told you.

Speaker 1 (55:54):
It's all over the blade. I'm telling you.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Okay, that was really a Scott bunt.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Hit me in the back of the throat.

Speaker 3 (56:02):
Can we get to the good stuff now.

Speaker 2 (56:04):
Okay, I do not try that at home. That whoever
said that was good?

Speaker 4 (56:08):
It is all over the internet.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Everywhere.

Speaker 3 (56:20):
That was disgusting. Who likes that?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
I don't know who said that was good?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
You have to replace the carpet underneath me because there
is some really must I tried to catch it with
a piece of paper.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Off she did the same thing I like had home. Man,
that was so gross. You did. We're gonna have to
scrub that carpet.

Speaker 3 (56:45):
That was so.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Okay, we'll tell you all right. So that was the
second one.

Speaker 3 (56:51):
That's what I thought it was gonna taste like too.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
It tasted like mustard and watermelon.

Speaker 3 (56:56):
Yeah, which was horrible, horrible thought. It was a horrible taste.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Al Right.

Speaker 4 (57:00):
The second item for Tuesday is probably gonna be a
little bit better.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
Guys. It's hard to go wrong with Jenny's ice cream.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
And they have a new flavor this summer, which of
course we had to try it because it's called Goose Tracks. Yeah,
I'm a little I'm a little mad that I wasn't
approached and consulted on what would be in Goose Tracks,
because here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (57:25):
Maybe they knew better.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
That's possibility. Here's the thing.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Having spent five months in Columbus now, I have not
been to Jenny's yet. I have heard amazing things about Jenny.
I have a friend who travels a lot from work
from Colorado, and she's the one who brought up She's like,
you have to go to Jenny's, get Jenny's ice cream.
So I have yet to do so. However, I will
say this, I only wish I was approached and consulted

(57:50):
because none of this, personally to me, is what I
would pick.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
There's a unique flavor combination.

Speaker 4 (57:58):
Which they do at Jenny's, and that would be if
the description is fragrant and lush of BlackBerry and raspberry
ice cream with a clash of the bitter sweet chocolate chips.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Yeah, you right have to put mustard on it.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
We do not have to put mustard on it.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
No, So I'm gonna get my little, uh my little
scoop here. Make sure you get that turn in there.
It's thankfully it's kind of or here, let me here.
It'll be easier if I passed the spoon down.

Speaker 1 (58:28):
So good.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
Some here for thick the tracks ice cream. There you go,
must turns sitting in the back of my crib. All right,
here we go Jenny's Goose Tracks. Goose Tracks ice cream
fragrant and lush BlackBerry and raspberry ice cream with a
clash of bittersweet chocolate chips.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
And here we go. That's fruity m mustberry song is
gonna be.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Okay, that's amazing. I thought it might taste like Greater's
black raspberry chip, but it doesn't. It has a whole
different flavor. It's really good. I can really taste the BlackBerry. Oh,
I'm loving it. I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
That is fantastic.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
There's so much better that an insult souse. That wouldn't
be the flavor combo that I would think of.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, that was really good.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
Way to go.

Speaker 4 (59:20):
Jenny's all right, Jenny's Goose Tracks fragrant and lush BlackBerry
and raspberry ice s cream of the clash a bitter
sweet chucklate chips.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
We give the big thumbs.

Speaker 3 (59:28):
Up to personally approved by Goose himself.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Watermelon and yellow mustard.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
No, I didn't even give it a thumbs down. I
give it a middle finger up. Is what.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
I have to file for a workers comp on this one,
because that is making me sick to even look at.

Speaker 3 (59:44):
Thank god we had this to follow.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Glad we did the goose tracks second, Yes, thank you.
Jenny's not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're
trying to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
Our first story takes is down to Florida. We've got
ourselves a WTF what. The Florida Troopers in Citrus County
were called to US Highway ninety eight at eight thirty
am last Friday morning when a man was reported driving

(01:00:19):
erradically on the southbound side of the Suncoast Parkway. That
is when Christopher Spain was pulled over. The thirty eight
year old showed signs of impairment, including small pupils, flushed skin,
dry mouth, and visible irritation to the inside of his nose.
Spain also had a small blue straw in his back pocket,

(01:00:41):
according to troopers. He also repeatedly cleared his throat, sniffed,
and spit a bunch during the traffic stop, and to
top it all off, he was driving down the highway
in a riding lawnmower.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
You can't. You can't do that. He can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
He was arrested for impaired driving DUI and he did
refuse field sobriety tests, so he was also charged with
driving under the influence.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Yeah it is. You can't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:16):
Our second story takes us overseas to China. Now, look,
depending on how big your company is, you've got different
divisions of your company.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
You'll have the American.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Division, maybe the Asian division, or the European division, whatever
the case may be, for the same product. Or you
might see a product we're familiar with, but you might
see like other flavors over there. They've got weird candy
bar flavors. You know, what we know is like a
Snickers or a Twigs. They've got different flavors overseas. They
also do their own promotions and sometimes even do their

(01:01:48):
own bodeling. And that's what happened with the China distribution
center for Corona. The company that handles the distribution for
Corona and China has decided they wanted to come up
with a new not a new product, but a new.

Speaker 1 (01:02:05):
Packaging, if you will.

Speaker 4 (01:02:06):
Because Apparently a lot of people in China light to
go to the beach, and they were trying to figure
out what's a good way to be able to have
your corona and chill at the beach, but like have
your corona right there next to you, like if you
don't have a cupholder or something. You're surrounded by the sand.
You know that that soft material. So the best way

(01:02:28):
would be to take the corona bottle and round out
the bottom of the corona bottles so you can just
slide it right into the sand, and that way the
bottle will stand erect right there in the sand, easy
to grab, easy to take a sip, easy to You.

Speaker 2 (01:02:47):
Couldn't do the same thing with a normal shaped bottle.

Speaker 3 (01:02:50):
That's what I was thinking you might be able to.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yeah, trying to be innovative, trying to be innovative.

Speaker 4 (01:02:56):
So it's it's more of kind of a like a
like a not a bullet shaped bottom, but a.

Speaker 3 (01:03:02):
Rounded bottom then like a weeble wattle.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Like a weeble wattle almost.

Speaker 4 (01:03:06):
Yeah, it kind of gets thinner and then it's very
rounded at the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:03:09):
Problem is that's the only place you can stand that
bottle up. Now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
Yeah, but here's the concern thing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:15):
People aren't worried about inserting the bottle into the sand.

Speaker 2 (01:03:19):
Okay, gotcha, gotcha?

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Oh myikes.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
So what do these emergency room visits look like?

Speaker 7 (01:03:26):
That's what people are concerned about, Like it's a sex toy.

Speaker 1 (01:03:30):
Yes, that is exactly it. That is exactly it.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
I mean, it wasn't but a week ago that during
the not so breaking news.

Speaker 2 (01:03:39):
What's that but a week ago?

Speaker 4 (01:03:41):
But a week ago that we told the story of
the man who went to the hospital in China and
had to have the eel removed from his abdomen cavity
because it had chewed.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Through his colon.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
What's going on over there?

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
And there was only one way for it to chew
through its colon, which was a live eel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
By the way, it must be really boring in China.
You gotta come up with your own fun. I guess
I don't know. I guess what happened to going to
the mall.

Speaker 3 (01:04:07):
People They are.

Speaker 1 (01:04:10):
Just way more, way more.

Speaker 4 (01:04:16):
I don't want to say innovative, adventurous, bigger freaks they are, well, yeah,
they they let their freak flag fly over in China.

Speaker 5 (01:04:23):
I mean, I know there's a fetish for almost everything
in America. But man, they just up the game. Yeah,
they definitely take into a whole double level. So yes,
I would be very concerned for what's going to happen
in the emergency room. And it will not be long
before we report on the not so breaking news the
man going to the hospital who needed a Corona bottle,

(01:04:45):
yea Corona actomy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Putting that you're not so breaking news. Nine nine seven
of the Blitz.

Speaker 4 (01:04:55):
We are counting down the days, just a few days
away from Christmas in July. This Friday, we're gonna be
set up outside studios here all morning during the Morning show,
live right out front fourteen fifty eight doublin Roads where
you can find us outside the Blitz headquarters here, and
we would love for you to stop by, say hello,
bring a new unwrapped toy for Nationwide Children's Hospital, because

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you know, they do a lot of these things around
Christmas time obviously, but you get to about this year
and the shelves inside the children's hospital get a little
bit more bare for the kids there who might need
to be entertained or keep themselves busy obviously going through
what they're going through. So we're looking to help restock
the shelves.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
We've gotten some text from people who've had their children
have spent time at children's hospital saying that it was
such an unexpected and lovely surprise for their child when
they rolled like that toy cart in and they got
to choose something. Oh yeah, they're sitting there bored all
day in a hospital bed and to have an opportunity
to pick out a brand new toy for themselves, just
to make the stay a little less awful. It's just

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we're just so pleased to be a part of this.

Speaker 4 (01:06:02):
Absolutely, it's it's I cannot wait to see my first
Christmas in July. And we want you to stop buy
and say hello, of course. And they're talking the whole
range of movies, DVD's, Marvels, Superheroes, action figures, coloring books, barbies,
My Little Ponies, down to the Legos and the big Blocks,
coloring books, the the more kind of teenage centric books,

(01:06:26):
because there are teenagers that are at nationwide children's hospital.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
As well, note books that they can write in.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Nobody taking right in.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Yeah, absolutely, so please come see us this Friday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
We're going to be kicking off the show at six
am as we always do.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
But I know that we're going to have people out
front till two pm all day, you know, or at
least half the day hanging out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
So yes, please stop buying.

Speaker 4 (01:06:48):
I want to do a kind of a answer and
hang up. We won't we won't dive into too many questions.
But eight hundred and two to one ninety nine seven Oaks,
I saw a very interesting in question that I'm very
curious because I bet the answers will just ride the
spectrum from top to bottom. And that question is, what's

(01:07:10):
the most you'd pay for dinner at a restaurant? What's
the most you would pay for where if you were
if you were to look at the menu beforehand and
you're like, there's I'm not going there too expensive? Why
would I pay that much for food? I'm gonna poop
out anyways? Not doing it? Or do you enjoy and

(01:07:36):
you don't mind spending the money? Un somebody you work
your slave every day because you want to have that
type of experience. So I'm very curious eight hundred and
eighty two to one ninety nine seven zero. And this
is what I want to do. I don't want to
stay answering you. I want you to get a pen
and paper and write down the number that you would

(01:07:57):
pay for at a restaurant before we give our.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Answers, like me by myself, like what.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
No, let's call it. We're gonna call it.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
We're gonna call it date night, like dinner for two,
you and your significant other. And again we can dive
into well, what if it's her birthday or what if
it's anniversary.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
I don't care, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
The most you would pay on any one time, whether
it's date night, your one hundredth wedding anniversary, the total bill,
total bill, tax tip, tax tip included, sure, tip included.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Okay, I'm just trying to get you the car.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Stick is gonna have all the questions?

Speaker 3 (01:08:29):
Oh yeah, because think about it, the more you pay
for the dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
The bigger than the tips.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Obviously, I gotta be able to afford both.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Yes, yeah, don't go to the restaurant if you can
tip right eight hundred and eight two one ninety nine
seven zero. Give us a call right now, shooes the text.
If you give us a call, I just watched you
to give a number and hang up. It's just answer
and hang up, blint. Hello, what's the total, the most,
the most money you would spend dinner and two?

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
What is it a plate? Seventy five of plate? Game over?

Speaker 4 (01:09:01):
You're not spending any more than that? All right, good
to know, thank you, Chris count drinks? Yes, the total bill?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Questions, damn?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
How much you walking out the door. He's losing your mind,
She goes, Just write down a number.

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
It is not complicated, complic says what if I have
a cooping Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:09:28):
Yeah, another question? What if I have a coupon? What
if it's by one going free? God, we'll just write
down a number.

Speaker 1 (01:09:36):
Blitch.

Speaker 4 (01:09:37):
What's the most you would spend on dinner for a restaurant?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
One? Sixty is the total amount you? Okay? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:47):
Or sixty in a drink? Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:50):
Whatever, blitz, what's the most you would spend in a
restaurant dinner for two?

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Twos total? That's the most you're spending?

Speaker 3 (01:09:58):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
It w slowly creeping up. Blitz.

Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Hi, what's the most you'd spend dinner for two.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Two hundred months? Okay, two hundred all right? Blitz? Good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
What's the most you would spend dinner for.

Speaker 4 (01:10:12):
Two to fifty?

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
Yeah? Now, we're getting two fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:10:19):
You're getting into like the the uh uh, who's the yeah,
Hyde Park.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
If you're going to High Park dinner for.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
Two with drinks, you're probably spending two fifty at high
Hyde Park. Blitz Hi, how much you're gonna spend dinner
for two?

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Uh five? Be the most you would spend? Okay? Very nice?

Speaker 4 (01:10:41):
So you you enjoy a good meal, then you don't
have a problem paying for a good meal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Blitz Hi, who's this? I'm sorry? No, what's the told
you would spend dinner for two? That's it? All right?

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
Going back down, blitz hi, what's the most you'd spend
dinner for two?

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Maybe a hundred fifty, one.

Speaker 4 (01:11:00):
Hundred and fifty, that's it. Anything more than that, we
ain't going all right too much? Thanks for the call,
blood time. How much you spending dinner for two?

Speaker 2 (01:11:08):
Five hundred for a wedding anniversary?

Speaker 4 (01:11:11):
Wedding anniversary? You'll drop five hundred dollars on the dinner?

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Okay, we did, we did it. Butchers last year? Did it? Yep? Well,
well Butcher and Rose know what you said? Yep?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Was it worth it?

Speaker 1 (01:11:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
It was actually.

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Okay, this is the one the one thing this is
the most we've heard so far. So what what did
you get for your five hundred dollars?

Speaker 5 (01:11:34):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
Drinks?

Speaker 2 (01:11:35):
We got free dessert to free desserts. We both got
steaks and two sides and no appetizer though, so yeah
that was with.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
No appetizer, steak and two sides. So you're getting the
fat ribbi. It's going to run you like one twenty.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
Five or something like that, right, yeah, my husband?

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
Yeah, Okay, all right, very good. Well, I appreciate all
the info.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
All right, you're a good one. You're too thick. What
is the total amount you're spending?

Speaker 4 (01:12:00):
The most you would spend at a restaurant dinner for
two for you and Heather four hundred, four hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:12:04):
Yeah, other than that, don't ask me to go. You're out, Yes,
I mean I know it. Maybe maybe the food can
get better. I just can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
So have you done that before? Have you dropped? Came
aniversary dinner? Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:12:17):
With Tim?

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
With tip?

Speaker 4 (01:12:19):
Okay, Kelly, what's the most you drop in dinner for two?
You and Charlie out in about what are dropping at
a restaurant?

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
Earlier this year we went to the top and I
would say it was about two hundred dollars. We don't drink,
so that was no alcohol, but it's appetizer, dinner, dessert,
two hundred bucks at the top, and it was probably
one of the best meals I've ever had.

Speaker 3 (01:12:39):
Of course.

Speaker 1 (01:12:39):
Okay, yeah, so would you be I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
Not opposed to spending more like it's fine but for
a special occasion or something. But I would say, if
we're going to go somewhere, we're like this, We're going,
this is gonna be nice. Whatever, it's two hundred, I
would say, right around two hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:12:54):
Okay, the most I ever spent. And I was it.
I knew it was coming, but it still was like,
I don't know if I would ever do it again,
but it was worth It was eight hundred. It was
in It was in Washington, d C. And it was
at a steakhouse. But we got the not only did

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we get the the kobe beef. There's a there's an
olive kobe beef where basically the cows are just fed
olives and it makes everything inside their body like silky smooth,
And so I had to I had to try it,
and so drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:13:40):
You got the appetizer.

Speaker 4 (01:13:42):
Again, it's one of those places that had the sides,
you know, separately.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
And the misteak.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, I would think for me, five hundred is the
is probably my cap right in that if I'm doing
dinner for two, it better be a special special meal.
But I would put down five hundred dollars at a
really nice steakhouse, especially if I'm getting something like the
cob I was.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Just looking at Butcher and Row.

Speaker 5 (01:14:08):
So a twelve ounce Wygo strip straight strip steak.

Speaker 3 (01:14:12):
One hundred and fifteen bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Yeah, yep, that does make sense.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
There was a place in Detroit that we used to
go and you could get the forty ounce Tomahawk. Yeah,
and that was That was two hundred and thirty bucks
just for the Tomahawk's steak.

Speaker 1 (01:14:25):
Oh you get a good tomahawk.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
You eat a whole one. No, I cannot in one sitting, Okay,
I didn't think. I mean, there's so it's so much.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
I would try.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Oh, absolutely, I would add.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
I would leave there with the meat sweats or sure
you would smell the beef coming out of my sweat
for the next few days without a doubt. Because I'm
just gonna put down as much as I can. It
totally worth it, but yeah, that's about it. Seven of
the Blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:14:59):
Yeah, something pop up on my Facebook feed. I just
thought it was kind of cool.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
A shout out to anyone who has at incarceration if
you went to go see Russian death court Juggernauts slaughter
slaughtered to prevail, they claim, and incarceration claims. They had
America's biggest wall of death. I saw someone walking with
a sign. They made like a cardboard sign, big letters.

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They just said wall of death and they were walking
through the middle of the crowd and people saw the side.
People started stucking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
Like the Red Sea.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
People started separating a man when they collided. I crowd
served for the first time at Sonic Temple over Lincoln Park.

Speaker 1 (01:15:41):
I'm good with that. I circled the mashpit once.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Yeah, and you're really nice and kind when they know
you're a new But like I walked in and just
kind of just jumped around in a circle and then
kind of, you know, beat it after that, and people
are super cool. But I'm not doing a wall of death.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
I am not doing a wall of death. And then
you end up obviously you and I. Kelly Doom scrolling
last night came across the same video because our very
own tests. Her TikTok popped up while I was scrolling
and she was talking about her time at incarceration, and
the whole side of her face was scratched and definitely

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red because she got clocked by.

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
Someone in the In the mash piic she scrolls.

Speaker 4 (01:16:24):
Down her legs, she looked like almost like a dalmatian,
like just splattered in mud.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
She's always getting.

Speaker 5 (01:16:30):
She broke a rib during kill Switch engaged a few
years ago because she fell while with crowdsurfing.

Speaker 1 (01:16:38):
Can imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:16:40):
So again, congratulations, if you were an incarceration, if you
were watching Slaughter to Prevail, if you were part of
the Wall of Death, you have just become a part
of the record breaking America's biggest wall of death.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
You made history.

Speaker 1 (01:16:55):
Congratulations. Now the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:01):
Court records confirmed that Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan was deposed
by attorneys as part of the lawsuit against Ohio State
and the doctor Richard Strauss sex abuse scandal. Records show
the Republican was questioned under oath last week. Jordan served
as an Ohio state wrestling coach from nineteen eighty six
to nineteen ninety four. Wrestlers have accused Jordan of knowing
about the Straus abuse, but Jordan has always maintained that

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he did not know. Brian Coberger, the man who murdered
four University of Idaho's students in their off campus home
in twenty twenty two and then took a plea deal
to avoid the death penalty, as being formally sentenced tomorrow.
It's expected to be a full day in court as
the family members of Ethan Chapin, Xana Kernodle, Kaylee Gunsalvis,
and Matty Mogan will make victim impact statements and will

(01:17:42):
for the first time speak directly to Coburger. Ethan Chapin's
parents say they will not attend. You know, Ethan was
a triplet, so not sure if his brother and sister
will attend or not. We also don't know if the
victim's roommates, who have really avoided the spotlight, they may
also speak at the sentencings tomorrow. Tomorrowburger will have the
opportunity to address the court. He's not required to do so.

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His motive is still a mystery, and yesterday President Trump
posted that he hopes the judge makes Coburger explain why
he did this that is unlikely to happen. The judge
will then sentence Coburger to four consecutive life sentences plus
ten years for burglary.

Speaker 4 (01:18:19):
I know it's hard to even fathom, but God forbid
something like something like this happens in your you know,
direct circle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Are you going to something like that? I don't know
if I.

Speaker 4 (01:18:30):
Would, I probably definitely wouldn't say anything.

Speaker 3 (01:18:34):
What are you gonna say?

Speaker 1 (01:18:35):
I hate you? You're a terrible person.

Speaker 2 (01:18:37):
That is kind of Ethan Chapin's parents when I don't
know if you saw the documentary that is on I
think it's Hulu now about the Idaho for They are
interviewed extensively in this documentary and they said, basically, we
have nothing to say. We don't want to see this person.
There's nothing that can bring our son back, nothing that

(01:18:57):
will will make us feel any better about this. So
we're not attending. They have not attended a single court date.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
And our client impact statements going to change the sentencing like,
I don't know necessarily believe they will.

Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
The deal's the deal, I mean, I guess the judge
could go off book somehow.

Speaker 1 (01:19:18):
Right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:19:18):
They've already made a deal, right, so it's already been
kind of compromise and figured out what they're going to do.

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
So yeah, I think it is for the victims, maybe
some And you know that Kaylee Can Solves's father has
been out in the public eye. He got a gag well,
they all got a gag order slapped on him, but
a lot of it I think was because he was
out there giving interview after interview after interview, and yeah,
I think he is likely to get up there and

(01:19:46):
speak and maybe some people just that closure of some sort,
just to say, I need you to know, get.

Speaker 1 (01:19:52):
It off your chest.

Speaker 2 (01:19:53):
Yeah, okay, Brian Coberg is obviously a psychopath. I don't
think he cares. But it is interesting. The gag order
has been rescinded and so we will get after the
sentencing some of the stuff that we haven't been able
to hear yet, like the victim interviews or the victims

(01:20:14):
the roommates and you know, the witness interviews and things
like that, which will be interesting. But I don't know.
I'm with you. I don't think I could face it.
There's nothing that would would make it any better. Go
to prison.

Speaker 1 (01:20:29):
That's right exactly, that's what I want to go to prison. Ye.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Safety checks are underway ahead of tomorrow's opening the Ohio
State Fair inspectors with the Department of Agriculture going over
all sixty five rides, checking seats, restraints, and mechanical systems.
The fares ride provider tally Amusements is also using a
third party inspector to ensure everything is ready for guests,
so they will open tomorrow. We do have quite a
concert series lineup starting tomorrow with Kids Bop and we'll

(01:20:56):
head onto Foreigner on Thursday night. So get Morris Day
in the Time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:01):
Wait? What?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
Yeah, Oh, I did not know when? Oh, Friday, July
twenty sixth, This Friday, Saturday? What is Saturday twenty sixth, Saturday,
July twenty six seven pm.

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
I did not know that Morris Day.

Speaker 2 (01:21:18):
In the Time? Baby?

Speaker 1 (01:21:20):
Did you know?

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
By the way, A side note, if you go to
the State Fair and you get on these rides, uh,
ninety percent of the time, they are so much safer
than like Cedar Point because these rides are taken apart
and reassembled every few weeks, so they get a closer
inspection than.

Speaker 1 (01:21:41):
Like rides of Cedar Point.

Speaker 3 (01:21:42):
That are just there they missed a few years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
Yeah, I do feel like I feel it's like it's
the opposite of that. But you're probably right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
Yeah, that's that's fair.

Speaker 4 (01:21:51):
That's the nuts and bullets are I'll checked Bunny.

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Are you there?

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
Yeah? H Norris Day in the Morris Day in the
Time are coming Friday, this Friday, Saturday night too with
the Ohios Day Ferris.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
So we have plans on Saturday night.

Speaker 4 (01:22:02):
F y.

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
I that was easy.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
Yeah, well even trying.

Speaker 4 (01:22:07):
He's come to the casino and Detroit a few times
and I keep missing him and I've been so mad.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
So I did not know he was coming.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
So well, let me tell you also is gonna be
there war Insiders turnwell's Leeann Morgan. She's a funny gal
tea pain huh quinn x c I, I I don't
know what that is. And Chelsea Cutler Okay, no Idea
a j R. And Tray Satkins a j R.

Speaker 1 (01:22:31):
Huh Yeah, pretty good pop rock band alternative. That's good lineup.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
They got some cool tunes.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
Yeah, it's all right. So that's coming starting tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:22:43):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:43):
I'm glad. I'm glad to know that you're go see Moore,
Stay in the time should be a fun time.

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
What was the other one I told you about you
we're going to go to It was like a big
lineup of R and b.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
Oh there was an Earth Wind and Fire show coming,
wasn't there something like that?

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
And also Midnight Smith. Yeah, yeah, no parking on the
dance floor. All right, Kelly's a freakers.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
Thank you for the infogo of course. I'm so glad
I tuned into the three things.

Speaker 4 (01:23:07):
You need to know.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
You're such a great hype man. Hey, I really appreciate.

Speaker 1 (01:23:15):
Anything for you. That's what I'm assuming. That's that the
three things?

Speaker 4 (01:23:21):
Okay, Well, I hope you maxed out the volume on
your radio, because if you were listening to the show yesterday,
you do know that that Bulson Parade was a very
popular answer for our discussion of songs that cannot be
listened to at a reasonable volume, and I wholeheartedly agree.
I hope you had everything cranked up to an eleven
for sure. Yesterday we told you that Delta is going

(01:23:45):
to be changing their pricing system to a more dynamic
pricing system to figure out how much you'd be willing
to pay for a ticket. Basically, when you do searches.
They're going to try and charge you as much as
they possibly can. Well, they're not the only airline making changes.
We've been hearing about this for a while, but because
it's creeping up quickly, there is yet another report that

(01:24:06):
Southwest Airlines tickets it with seat assignments will go on
sale July twenty nine. They are ending their open seating
policy on January twenty seventh, so you've only got a
few months left before they start going to a more
organized seating policy. They're also changing their boarding groups where
they're not going to have that sign anymore that says

(01:24:28):
numbers one through ten, ten through nineteen twenty through twenty nine,
where you were trying to figure out where you stood
to get in line. Now they're doing kind of more
like the more traditional executive and Gold members, seat first,
people with children that need and need assistance, seat seconds,
and they're going to break down the eight boarding groups. Basically,

(01:24:52):
why can't they just make air travel more simple? I
don't know what the answer is, because here's the other too,
here's the other thing. I don't understand. How is it possible?
And I know they've done studies. I am not an
aviation expert. I know they've done studies on this and
they say they are currently doing it the best way possible.
But how is allowing people in first class and with

(01:25:15):
the better seats in the front of the plane the
most the most organized way, the quickest way of seating people.

Speaker 1 (01:25:26):
How is it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
Possible that not seating people in the back of the
plane first is the best way to go. I'm not
saying let everyone on the plane at the same time,
but let them group you know, group.

Speaker 1 (01:25:40):
One should be the back of the plane. Let them
get to see the group two instead.

Speaker 4 (01:25:43):
Of the people waiting to put their bags on top
and then the people waiting to Again.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
I know they've studied it.

Speaker 3 (01:25:49):
They've come to the conclusion of it many times.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
That's the best way to get you to try to
buy first class tickets.

Speaker 1 (01:25:57):
Is that what you think it is?

Speaker 5 (01:25:58):
I don't know, man, dude to me, ever since COVID,
I feel like everybody out there is price gouging the
hell out of us.

Speaker 3 (01:26:05):
Well, yeah, and I wonder, and I do you ever wonder?

Speaker 5 (01:26:09):
Is something coming, something's going to happen that the rich
are trying to get as rich as they possibly can,
as fast as they possibly can.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
Okay, you just went down an entire conspiracy theory about
talking about airplane season.

Speaker 5 (01:26:22):
Well, it's all part of it, and it's it's not
it's not like it's something. It's not a conspiracy theory
that's out there. It's just something that goes through my mind.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
Is this something going on? Is something coming?

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Something is always going and the elite know it. Something
is always going on and the rich are trying to
get richer always like they have been.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
But it seems like it's outrageous now, like way off.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
Because they know they can cheat.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
They know they can cheat, they know that no one's
gonna stand in their way to price gouge everything. Wait,
it's not necessarily that something is coming. It's just that
there are greedy people out there and they do everything
they can to put as much money in their pocket
as possible. It just seems like they don't get about
the works. Worse it is because it's being allowed. What
can you do, I don't know, put a cap cap

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on how much people money get. No, of course you can't,
because then we're infringing on people's right.

Speaker 5 (01:27:13):
We have to stop buying this, We have to stop
buying stuff. Hey, as long as as long as somebody's
out there going to spend it.

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
You know, we could go on a whole tirade about
this stuff, but that is completely off sub change, so
we shall not be prepared to pay more for your
airline tickets though.

Speaker 3 (01:27:31):
Flying damn it right, exactly of the blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some stuff
on a Tuesday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:27:47):
Cameroon, which is a location in Central Africa, got its
name from the Portuguese word for shrimp, and the Portuguese
name of the country is to literally shrimps car.

Speaker 1 (01:28:05):
I don't know if i'd want my country named trimp
be a little I'd be a little upset about that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:11):
The opposite of paranoia is called pro noia, the belief
that everyone's involved in a secret conspiracy to help you,
which I would love to find someone who suffers from
pro noya. Only maybe your parents, only people people that
are out to help you all the time. That would

(01:28:33):
be a very weird feeling that everyone is secretly out
to help you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Be awesome if they were, I'm well, I'm open to.

Speaker 1 (01:28:41):
Yes. Let's see.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
The US Forest Service created Smoky the Bear in nineteen
forty four, after their deal ran out with Disney to
use Bambi on their forest fire prevention posters.

Speaker 1 (01:28:56):
Did they used to do that?

Speaker 4 (01:28:57):
Yeah, And then so they're like like, yeah, we're not
gonna work with disneymore or at least the deal fell
through somehow, and they said, yeah, let's create our own guy.
So they came up with Smokey the Bear only.

Speaker 1 (01:29:12):
Wildfires wildfires for wildfire.

Speaker 3 (01:29:14):
He's like, me, I got scared. He told me, I'm
the only one.

Speaker 1 (01:29:17):
The only one knew.

Speaker 4 (01:29:19):
The average length of a book on Amazon is roughly
seventy five thousand words. That translates to about three hundred pages.
They've actually looked into this. About half the books are
shorter than that, and half the books are longer than that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
So that is the actual average three hundred pages for
a book on Amazon.

Speaker 3 (01:29:34):
Person.

Speaker 4 (01:29:35):
And finally, during a conversation, the average person's turn to
talk lasts two seconds, and there's only a gap of
two hundred milliseconds before the other person starts talking again.
Like you pick up on conversations very quickly, right, not
a lot of downtime, if you will, And that's true
across all cultures. Even in sign language conversation, like the

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millisecond someone stops signing, the other person jumps in to sign.
We're very quick to retort and very quick to get
our point across. So learning you have some stuff. On
a Tuesday morning, nine nine seven, The Blitz