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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Hey, welcome to your Thursday.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
A high and ninety three might see a pop up
storm humidity returning after a couple of gorgeous days that.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
We had a little often.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
I don't know what to do because I don't feel
like I expected I was going to feel, because I
actually got like a full night sleep last night.

Speaker 3 (00:24):
Oh so Thick didn't interfere in your schedule yesterday and
make you go out all night.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
He did not, But I was supposed to go.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
Nor and I were gonna go see Bush and Shine
Down last night, but I don't know if if lunch
affected what Nora had for lunch, but something something wasn't
right in the tummy section, so we didn't.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
You don't need that in the middle of a crowd.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
Definitely do not need that. No, So yeah, so we
end up staying home last night, and I was in
bed and asleep but a normally actually a little bit early.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
So I bet that show was good. Did you go?

Speaker 1 (00:58):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Oh you went?

Speaker 4 (00:59):
And I've seen Shine Down a half dozen times. Yeah,
that was absolutely the best.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
It was. It was a show, I mean, and we
were there till the next to the last song. It
was so good. That's awesome. I did get a three
hour nap yesterday. That huge differ.

Speaker 4 (01:19):
So and now you know what's really cool. Now you
can pre paid a park at an event.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
Oh yeah, oh at the shot is what you're saying. Yeah, okay,
And I mean like, you give you a map, which
lot do you want? You prepay?

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Then you print out your slip and man, it was
the easiest parking I ever did for any concert in
my life.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Did you see that woman Laurie Norris, the one, that
old older woman who goes to all the Shine down shows?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
I did not and rocks out. Yes, she does, like
a local person that goes.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
She's like, I don't know where she's from, but she's
probably I think she's in her seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, she this video.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
Jams out, dude. She loves shine.

Speaker 4 (02:02):
I did see Karen the teacher who said to tell
you hello, she's been less than us forever.

Speaker 6 (02:07):
Love.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
She retired, she's done with those kids. Also, it's Christmas Eve,
which is kind of interesting.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah, we're very excited for Christmas in July, which we'll
be doing the show live outside in front of our
studios here at Blitz Headquarters right on Dublin Road. So
we'll talk more about that a little bit later. Right now,
let's get the let's get the Thursday Morning started Blitz
Morning Trivia.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I think what you got all right?

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Trying to get somebody twenty five bucks to go spend
at waterbeds and stuff and beds and stuff superstores. There
was a video going viral yesterday they were playing a
sport with a Roman candle. I saw this, Huson and
I have agreed, we both want to do this.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, and I'm pretty sure you can get Roman candles
like half off at fireworks stores, have no doubt.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
But we want to know what sport were they playing
with a Roman candle?

Speaker 1 (02:57):
This is so great.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Be the first one to tell us at eight hundred
eight to one ninety nine seven, Oh, text in your answer,
don't call.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Text in your answer. First one to tell us, I'll
get the gift card.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
I would need that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia. Thick
what you got all right?

Speaker 4 (03:13):
The question was there was a video going viral yesterday
of a couple of guys playing a sport with a
Roman candle, and the question was what was the sport?
Big balls, Roman candle whiffle ball, roll candle whiffleball.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
This is great.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
I mean, so you got you got a guy on
home plate with a whiffleball bat. You got a picture
standing there with a lit Roman candle and he's just firing.
He's the picture, and this guy's hitting the Roman candleballs
as they're firing out.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
I really want to do this.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
Too, like I'm so craving it right now.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
I need You're right, Kelly, you guys will play this
next four we.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Will we have a Fourth of July party where we
are big fans of Roman candle. Uh huh, So I
think this might make an appearance at our next party.

Speaker 3 (04:02):
Well, however, you have to have a good picture.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
You gotta aim it correctly. Yeah, because they don't all
come out the same. But you know, no different than
you know playing baseball. You could get a fastball, you
could get a slider, you could get a change up.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
I do feel like.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
They don't come out of there as fast as a fastball,
like you have some reaction time.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh for sure, They're not coming out at one hundred
miles an now. No, but I'm I'm totally down and
I say that ps A, p s A, don't do this.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
This is a terrible idea. We do not recommend this.
What kind of gear we are telling you right now
not to do this?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
What kind of safety gear?

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Goggles? Goggles? Goggles? Yeah, man, don't do this. This is
a terrible idea. Leave this to us. We are telling
you we do not recommend, and we are in fact
telling you not to do this. Right.

Speaker 2 (04:58):
We're gonna go to the store to day and get
some Roman candles. We'll do it, make video, We'll make
the video.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
We'll do it for you, for sure. I want to
do this.

Speaker 4 (05:06):
By the way, Brad Elliott from her Bana first one
to text in the correct answer.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Brad's got twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff. Very nice.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I saw something yesterday and maybe this is old news,
I don't know, but I it was new news to
me and I was like, what, And so I wanted
to play it for you and put this in your
ear hole and you'll probably never forget it.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
You have that that clip I sent you?

Speaker 6 (05:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (05:31):
You know this song, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Oh, yeah, what is it? Indiana Jones?

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Yeah, what's the character's name, Indiana Jones? Okay, start start
the song over again.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Of course, John Williams very the most famous movie composer
of all time. He did Jaws, right, Uh, yeah, he
did Jaws. It's Superman all So he wrote the theme
song to what's the character's.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Name, Indiana Jones.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Okay, listen closely, in Indiana Jones. Indiana. Oh my god,
Indiana Indiana. Was that was that was meant to be?

Speaker 2 (06:11):
I don't know that's what someone said, Indiana Indiana Jones,
Indiana in that.

Speaker 3 (06:19):
Insane I feel like you might be able to play
me any piece of music, and I could jam Indiana
Jones in there.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
But now listen to them.

Speaker 3 (06:30):
I got you.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
You're right, Indiana Indiana Jones.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
That's it. That's what it's meant to be. I don't
care what anybody says. That's a Collar.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Wars nothing but Star Wars. Wait.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
I know you've got that theme song somewhere. Pull it
up on your on your little soundboard there. I know
you've gotta have the Star Wars theme.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
This is a rip off of Don't Murray, by the way,
I remember that.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
I remember that. Now, yes, on stupid.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Do you have to suit Man one in your in
your file folder there? I don't know if you have
the yeah, if they if they have to suit Man one.
I don't know if any other one fits. That's what
I'm I just I find it hard to believe that
it wasn't written specifically for any.

Speaker 1 (07:33):
Super Man. Super Man, super Man look to the Sky.

(07:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
I'm just saying the Indiana Jones one. Really, I'm I'm thinking.
I'm thinking that might be the reason it was written.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
And That's what I'm gonna forever seeing from now on.

Speaker 7 (08:06):
That's all I'm saying is by next end of the bliff,
not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together. Well, we all know what's coming.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
We got to start You're not so breaking news with
a WTF what the Florida twenty five year old man
of Florida named Henry and Touiz Evarado was at a
Planet fitness when they noticed, I'm sorry, when they announced
that they were closing well for some reason, that sent
Harry into a frenzy where he stripped off all of
his clothing, ran naked through the gym, crawled into the ceiling,

(08:42):
knocked down several tiles throughout the building, and tried to
start a fire in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
That's what I do when I get mad.

Speaker 2 (08:47):
That seems like the reasonable response. Yes, seems like the
appropriate response to sorry, we're closing. The gym called the police,
of course, and when they showed up, they found Henry
hiding in a tan bed, fully naked. Here's the moment
they found him in the tanning bed.

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Come right there, come out, We're gonna wrap you up.

Speaker 6 (09:17):
Does that matter? Che March?

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Was that a dog I heard there in the gym?
Police dog? Oh? Please? Dog? Who's got their dog in there? No,
it's the police dog as they're searching the building.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, he left cheek marks, naked cheek marks on the
tanning bed.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Okay, am I wrong?

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Or don't people go in tanning beds naked? Not people
who are losing their minds? You know this guy's a criminal.
But yeah, that's like a normal thing, right, Like everybody's
wiping down the tanning bed because the guy before them
was in their naked and cheek.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
Marks to go in the room and get naked.

Speaker 9 (09:58):
Are you do?

Speaker 5 (09:59):
You know the kind of stuff you can pick up
inside a dirty tanning bed.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Oh, there's no way.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
When's the last time you went to a tanning bed?

Speaker 6 (10:08):
Have you ever?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I've been twice, both when I was in my early twenties,
and I am very fair skinned, very pale. I mean,
I use SPF fifty if I'm going outside. And so
the first time I went, I went for four minutes
and that was it, and nothing happened.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
So I was like, okay.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
So I went back a second time a few days later,
and I went for six minutes. And that night I
took a shower and I was drying off and I
dried my back and I was like, oh, itch in
my back. So I took a towel and I rubbed
my back and I was like, oh, I really got
an itch in my back. So I started and I
had to go to the hospital. I had artificial sun poisoning.

(10:49):
I got like second degree burns on my back.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Tried to get put on steroids and like some ointment
to stop the itching. I never went again.

Speaker 5 (10:57):
The last time I went, I think I was in
my twenties, and I got all these like weird bumps
all over my chest, like bumps all over.

Speaker 3 (11:07):
So I went to the I'm like, what is this?
So the doctor they said it was some kind of.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Fungus, like contact dermatitis or whatever.

Speaker 10 (11:16):
But I didn't.

Speaker 3 (11:17):
My chest did not touch the tanning bed anywhere.

Speaker 1 (11:21):
It's just raining fungus on you.

Speaker 5 (11:23):
But so I know, if it's like something that you
can pick up from the rate, I'm not sure, but
I definitely never.

Speaker 3 (11:29):
Went back after that. Oh wow, when they tell you
picked up some kind of.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What that was so gross?

Speaker 3 (11:35):
That was Yeah, that was the last time I ever visited.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
I was nineteen twenty. I went a few times, so
I never had any problem. It worked.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
I thought you said it was in nineteen twenty. I'm like,
I don't think they had tanning beds then.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
I was. I didn't have me back then. No, when
I was nineteen and twenty.

Speaker 3 (11:51):
Yeah, I know, people still go because they're in business.

Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, I really wish I could do an impression of
a nineteen twenty Would you like to get some and
raising mustache?

Speaker 3 (12:02):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna hide.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
From you cover in the tanning bed. Yeah, we got
the fungus from all over the bed. See.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, I mean I was naked one time. He got fungus,
but that was a totally different sturry.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Story number two. I don't know if you saw this online.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
There's an influencer by the name of Michelle Sky Hayward
and she is from South America. She recently posted a
video on her Instagram page where she was out in
the ocean swimming. Now here's the thing. She was swimming
in this water in Cape Town, which happened to be

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very foamy. The water was very bubbly on top and
very foamy, and people started making comments as to exactly
what she was swimming in. And as it turns out,
she was swimming around in a collective pool of raw
sewage that was in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Take a listen.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
Oh, I'm having so much fun. I literally don't even
sell the cold that is salty.

Speaker 11 (13:10):
First of all, no, I'm not an American tourist that
randomly went in the ocean in Cape Town.

Speaker 6 (13:15):
I'm from South Africa, as you can hear. Secondly, no,
I did not get sick.

Speaker 11 (13:19):
If anything, maybe it even boosted my immune system's feel
in great ever sence, So who knows. And then something
everyone's been asking me is didn't smell give it away? Well, no,
I didn't actually smell anything when I went into the sea.
It just smelled like the normal ocean smell.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
Yeah, her going, oh it's salty, It went and it
went in her mouth. Well, why is there a section
of the ocean with raw sewing? That's a valid question.

Speaker 5 (13:45):
I mean it's a tip of a ship that dumped
their sewage and then it just floated around like a bird.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Cape Town, South Africa. I mean, who knows, like a
poop berg, poop berg. Yeah it could be a total
pool you hit the poop berg. But yeah, that is
just never let go. There's enough room on this turn
for both of us scoot over.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
God, we should do a buoyancy test on the turn
they were floating on, like they do at the door.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
It's like, no, we would both fit if you just
laid sideways that you're not so breaking news.

Speaker 2 (14:27):
Well, whether you're excited about it or not, probably depending
on your age. It's hard to believe that we're only
three weeks away from school really getting back into swing.
Oh three weeks, that's insane. Already back at it and
coming up in three weeks. However, there is a new
I'm sorry, there's a school district in Tennessee that has

(14:47):
just announced a new rule, and I think this is
I don't know if I agree with this. This is
quite controversial. I think, uh, the school district in Tennessee
announced the Lawrence Counties School System that they're going to
have a stricter policy in that doctor's notes will no
longer excuse a child's absence they're sick. So all there

(15:11):
is to it, you're either present or absent.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
That is it? Is that even legal?

Speaker 6 (15:18):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Here's here's Michael.

Speaker 2 (15:19):
Atkins, the Director of Schools from the Lawrence County School
System talking about it.

Speaker 6 (15:24):
You could end up filling the great you could fill
the course.

Speaker 1 (15:26):
You're going to be to be petitioned to court.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
You're not going to participate in graduation and get your
driver's license permit.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
And if you've got the sniffles, that's fine, you're going
to have them when you go to work.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
One day, We've all gone to work sick and hurt
and beata. Oh good.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
This is definitely not covid era, right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
Absolutely, there are going to be exemptions for verified chronic illness.
But yeah, basically the district says that you're either there
or not, and we have to kind of put a
lock down on kids coming to school.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Now.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
The surrounding school districts right now say that they're still
going to accept doctor's notes for extended absence. In fact,
in some of the surrounding school districts, if you're gone
for a day or two, a doctor's note to you
isn't even necessary, which I'm trying to remember last year,
if it was just like a you know, I can
remember Nora when the thirteen year old or got sick

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and it was just calling into the school.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Not going to be there today, that's all there was.
But that still counts as an absence, I think, yeah.
I mean, I mean you used as well. They know
that your parent knows you're missing school, right way.

Speaker 4 (16:33):
But I think with a doctor's note, I don't think
they can put that absence on your on your record.

Speaker 5 (16:38):
I don't know you're required there's an hour, there are
a certain number of hours that you are required to
be in school, right and beyond that, I guess just
take the time off if you need it. But yeah,
I guess if an excused absence would give.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
You those hours back, right?

Speaker 1 (16:56):
Yeah? And I thought a doctor writes everything.

Speaker 2 (16:58):
Well, there are a law on the books that says
you have to take a doctor's note. Like, I don't
think what's against the law about it.

Speaker 4 (17:06):
No, I'm just saying I don't think. I don't I
believe that with a doctor's excuse, they cannot count that
as an unexcused absence.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
I don't think according to who you say legally, but
according to who again, like I'm gonna go to court,
and I mean you could you fight the school district say?

Speaker 1 (17:22):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
But if you miss enough days of school and you
can't pass the competency tests to go from seventh to
eighth grade for one reason or another, whether you're absent
or you just don't understand the curriculum, you're gonna.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Be held back either way.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
So just because you have twenty doctors notes doesn't mean
they're automatically going to move you on to the next.

Speaker 1 (17:43):
Oh no, absolutely, you still have to so qualified to
do it. Yeah, you know, count against your and not
count against you. I just don't know. Let's see.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
James Textan said, doctor's notes prevent the absence hours from
going against your required hours. That's what I thought, Okay,
wells of right now?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
So on the books legally, yeah, I just I would be.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
I don't know how as someone with two step sons
in school, how are you going to tell me?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
Or here's another question? Eight ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (18:15):
Oh, you're gonna send your sick kid to school, or
the school is going to demand that your sick kid
comes to school, and then you're going to get a
whole bunch of other kids sick.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Right.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
I mean, schools are germ factories, for sure, and no
matter what, schools are germ factories for sure.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
But I do know there was a time.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I mean, obviously you're not talking about COVID, but I've
had two types of bosses, the type where look, suck
it up, come to work, your job needs to get done,
and other bosses that have said, stay your ass home.

Speaker 1 (18:44):
I don't want you get in the whole office sick. Right.

Speaker 5 (18:46):
How about the weird move in an adult workplace to
require someone to bring in a doctor's note That happens
that does happen in only adult workplace for treating each
other like children?

Speaker 1 (18:58):
Right?

Speaker 2 (18:59):
Look, I don't feel well, and on top of that,
I don't want to get everyone else sick.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
I just don't know what you would do there? Blitz
good morning, Hi? Who's this?

Speaker 6 (19:12):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Beca a school district tells you doctor's note is no
longer working.

Speaker 1 (19:17):
Do you have kids in school? Right now?

Speaker 6 (19:19):
I have three three.

Speaker 2 (19:20):
Okay, So how would you feel if the school district said, look,
doctor's no, ain't gonna work no more in absence.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
As an absence, I mean, my.

Speaker 12 (19:28):
Kids will never have perfect attendant because I'm off every
Monday and sometimes I just don't my god, I better
take them and they're like I'm tired. I'm like me too,
let's go back to that.

Speaker 1 (19:39):
Okay.

Speaker 12 (19:40):
No, I don't ever say I don't think. I took
my kids once to the doctor last year where they
were like, oh, you need a doctor's excuse, and he
always met his require at hours.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I do remember, like two years ago that happening one
time with Nora. She's like I can't do it, or
or like they missed they missed the bus, and it
was like I'm not gonna, I can't. I'm not getting up.

Speaker 1 (20:03):
Yeah, heaven, one time, you know, it's one time.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
Now, I wouldn't recommend that all the time, but Phil,
I just can't imagine a doctor's Maybe when.

Speaker 12 (20:13):
They're in high school, I'll take it a little bit
more seriously, but I'm like, miss a day right out.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
I get they can miss a day in fifth grade. Yeah, yeah,
your glasses over there.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Yeah, this is.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
In Columbus City schools, a high school student can miss
up to nine days with parental notification before additional documentation
is required like doctor's notes whatever. After seventy two hours
of unexcused absences in a year, you are considered a truant.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Now, okay, yeah, how many gets you? Tru seventy two?

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Seventy two of unexcused absence?

Speaker 1 (20:49):
So what that got to nine days? You said? Nine days?

Speaker 5 (20:52):
Yeah, okay, So do they enforce truancy laws? You used
to hear that as a kid.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
The truant officer is gonna come get you, right, But
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Heard that in I mean, I don't know this.

Speaker 2 (21:06):
This school director was talking about like going to court
and such, and it was like, okay, wait a minute,
that seems that seems excessive.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Blitz Hi, who's this? And this is James James? All right, James,
you got kids in school? I do, all right?

Speaker 2 (21:23):
And how would you feel at the school is telling you, hey, look,
doctor's note no longer valid.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
An absence is an absence, So.

Speaker 10 (21:32):
That's crazy and honestly, but like like the way my
job does it, it's kind of similar where like they
don't accept doctors those for us at all, So you
either be you gotta take your sick days or you
get points for you for.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
Being an asset.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
But like I actually just think that same check thame
and what Kelly just read where like my daughter, for example,
we had some medical doctor's notes and stuff where she
missed school and that's what they told us early. Yeah,
she's about halfway there for the unexcused absence hours and
I thought they said it was seventy. So they said
from when we turned in doctor's notes. Basically, it just

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eliminates those hours that she's already missed from school, so
that doesn't go towards her truancy hours, so she doesn't
get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Okay, did they when they when they called you and
told you she was halfway there, did they lay out
any sort of repercussions that could happen if she did
get there? She wasn't gonna move on to the next
school year. She was gonna go to court like the
one school district. Did they say anything to you about that.

Speaker 10 (22:26):
They didn't say anything about like her not being able
to go to the next grade, but they didn't make
it pretty clear that they could pursue like truancy procedures
and like parents can go to jail for the kids
missing school and stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (22:37):
Okay, wow, all right, appreciate the calle. James Travis says
that they absolutely enforced truancy in Ohio.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Hell I guess what he said is that they'll bring
the parents into court.

Speaker 1 (22:52):
Eight ninety four.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
Text into the truancy officer came to my house when
I was in third grade because I missed so many days.

Speaker 1 (22:56):
They checked in see what was going on?

Speaker 3 (22:58):
Yeah, how about that.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Yeah, they'll check up on parents for sure.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
Yeah, and Genie text in truancy. Absolutely true, they will.
They can take you to court.

Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's nuts to me. Yeah, man, I can't and I
skipped when I was younger. I never got sure truancy
officers called on me. I can't believe that's the thing.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
All right, Well, as of right now, it's only taking
place in Tennessee, sou Whether or not this expands out
further to doctor's notes not being accepted and limiting the
amount of hours you're gone in truancy officers showing up
at your door.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It could happen. Now.

Speaker 6 (23:40):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
Three Lorraine Ohio police officers were hurt yesterday and what's
being called an ambush. Two of the officers were sitting
in their patrol car. They were side by side in
their cars. They had ordered pizza, so they were eating lunch.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
When they were shot with a high powered rifle and
the third.

Speaker 5 (24:00):
Officer, who was responding to the shots fired, was also
shot in his patrol car and wounded already say the
twenty eight year old male suspect was shot and killed.
Brian Coberger has been formally sentenced to four life sentences
plus ten years for the killings of four University of
Idaho's students in their off campus home in twenty twenty two.
The Moscow Police Department released about three hundred documents about

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the investigation as soon as he was sentenced, and that
includes really grim details of this brutal murder scene and
what police walked in on.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
You can read that online if you want.

Speaker 5 (24:33):
What I want to talk about, though, is yesterday's victim
impact statements given by family and friends of the four students.
The only victim that was not represented by family or
friends is the family of Ethan Chapman.

Speaker 3 (24:45):
They chose not to take part in this at all.

Speaker 5 (24:47):
But as for the other three victims, they did have
family and friends there, and perhaps the most powerful statement
was given by Kaylee Gonsalveus's big sister Olivia this.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Yeah, okay, I'm glad you brought this up because I
wanted to talk about this.

Speaker 12 (25:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
Is this the clip you got?

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (25:05):
She was very strong, she was very sure, and she
absolutely tore up Brian Coburger.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
Here's just a piece of it.

Speaker 9 (25:14):
The scariest part about you is how painfully average you
turned out to be. The truth is as dumb as
they come, stupid, clumsy, slow, sloppy, weak, dirty. Let me
be very clear, don't ever try to convince yourself you
mattered just because someone finally said your name out loud.

Speaker 3 (25:36):
I see through you. You want the truth.

Speaker 9 (25:40):
Here's the one you'll hate the most. If you hadn't
attacked them in their sleep in the middle of the
night like a pedophile, Kaylee would have kicked your fox.
Thank you.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
That was.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
That was the one part that I know.

Speaker 2 (25:57):
We were talking about this and whether or not one
of us would go and give a family, you know statement,
But when I saw this clip, I was like, Oh,
that's how you do it. A lot of this is
all about power and control and be scared of me,
and she just belittled him.

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Yes, that's the way to do it.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (26:16):
And I do want to play you very tail end
of Kaylee against Alvis's mom, Christie's statements.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
Quick message from our youngest daughter.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
Every wanted to say, you may have received a's in
high school and college, but you're going to be getting
big d's in prison.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yes, this guy had a master's degree.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Yeah, and he was getting his PhD.

Speaker 1 (26:41):
It was just watching it. His facial expression. Nothing never change.
There's a psychopath.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I mean it's literally a psychopathe motive, but there probably
was one psychopath.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Just want to see if he could get away get
away with it again, power and control and I'm strong
you're not. This looks like a Charles Manson type situation.

Speaker 5 (27:05):
That yeah, it's it is disturbing to see with your
own two eyes somebody who's capable of that horrific of
a crime. Like I said, if you have a don't
have a weak stomach, you know that some of the
details are just it's really disturbing to read.

Speaker 3 (27:20):
Honestly.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
TSA posted on X this Week quote, we're back with
another desperate plea to stop hiding animals and weird places
on your body before airport security. So apparently a woman
tried boarding a plane with two live wrapped turtles hidden
in her They say, boob area.

Speaker 3 (27:40):
I'm assuming the brawl.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
TSA didn't say where this happened, but then they did
say a few months ago, agents found at the Newark
Liberty Airport a five inch red eared slighter turtle hidden
in a man's pants, right in the old groinal area.

Speaker 3 (27:56):
Why do you want a turtle down there?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
That's that's brave, that is very rave.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
So apparently people are smuggling turtles left and right.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
It's down with a turtle on your gooch. That doesn't
make any sense whatsoever.

Speaker 3 (28:12):
Yeah, yeah, I do not trust a turtle.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
There's some strange shaped m plants you got there, lady?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
No, all right, I've heard of roses and rabbits being
placed in certain places, but a turtle.

Speaker 1 (28:27):
That doesn't make any sense. All right.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Like a lot of people, Rose and Louise Bostik decided
to start a little side hustle. They wanted to make
some extra money, so they opened an Amazon store, one
of those you know Amazon stores where you're like a
third party seller. You you post stuff and then you
earn commission if people order from your store. So they

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never really had a lot of stock. They would basically,
you know, order from other companies put it on their store.
People would order from Amazon. But so they never had
physical stock or a physical store. It was just their
digital Amazon store. Well, they decided last year that for
whatever reason, they were done with It doesn't really say

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if they had earned the money they wanted to earn.
It doesn't say if it was too much work and
they got too busy. Whatever the case, they shut down
their Amazon store. Well, there was an issue with the
stock and the I guess the paperwork and how things
are handled. Because Amazon decided, okay, we're done selling your stuff,

(29:37):
so here you go, here's your stock. So they started
sending all of it to their house. Now here's the problem.
Their store basically dealt with home goods and a little
bit of baby stuff.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
But they now have pallettes upon pallettes.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Of soap showing up at their house. Sometimes they'll get
a box. Most days a new pallet of soap will
show up.

Speaker 1 (30:05):
We don't know what to do.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
We've given so much product away our family, our friends,
our neighbors, are coworkers, and they've contacted they've contacted Amazon.
At one point, they got more than fifty bottles of
dish soap. I'm sorry, let me rephrase. The wife Rose said,
look in our digital store, we never had more than

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fifty bottles of dish soap in our inventory. Well, they
just received a palette of two thousand bottles of dish
soap at their house.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
Oh my god, I feel like, maybe, oh.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah, that would have been great. Did he should have
opened afterwards?

Speaker 3 (30:41):
Oh that's true, you know, or instead of maybe just
some cheap.

Speaker 2 (30:45):
Baby oil, cheap baby oil that might have worked out
in his favorite it just all showed up in a pallette.

Speaker 1 (30:49):
He'd have been like, oh. Well.

Speaker 2 (30:53):
They have contacted Amazon over and over. This has been
going on for more than half a year, and finally,
when they share their story to w E s H News,
it looks like Amazon is going to reach out and
says we'll work directly with them to resolve the issue
as quickly as possible. I don't know, does anyone have
like an Amazon side hustle where you do this and.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
You're done with.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
The store, and then Amazon says Okay, here's so do
they have to pay for the inventory?

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Right? So does Amazon charge them? I don't even know
where how they got it.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
It's like a drop shipping situation.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
I think, what's hip?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
You full?

Speaker 3 (31:34):
You are the full? Okay?

Speaker 5 (31:38):
It is to do with Amazon in e commerce where
you sell products without holding the inventory. Right when somebody
places an order, then you purchased that from a third
party who then ships directly.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
To the customer.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
So you're the middleman, right, you should never be dealing
with product at all as a drop shipper.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
So something got.

Speaker 1 (32:04):
Yeah, for sure, and I just I find it shocking, Like,
so who paid for the palate exactly?

Speaker 3 (32:12):
Somebody?

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Amazon? Just losing inventory? Is it?

Speaker 7 (32:15):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (32:15):
I don't know Dove dish soap that that is paying
for it?

Speaker 2 (32:18):
Is Dove missing out on a whole bunch of inventory
right now because they shipped to to Rose and Lewis, Like,
where someone's paying for this?

Speaker 1 (32:28):
Who's paying for all this product? I would love to
eight one ninety seven.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
I'd love to know if someone has one of these
e commerce business businesses, this is and how you've uh,
how you've dealt if you've ever had this type of situation,
before nine eight seven of the Blitz. It's one of
my favorite times of the week where if your day
did not start off the way you wanted it today,
or maybe the week just isn't going the way you
would hoped, or make you feel a little bit better

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because there's a great website called f my Life where
people post little one liners about things that wrong in
their lives so you can feel better about yours, like
this person who says, today, my grandma got drunk, tried
to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller and
then yelled at me to f off when I told
her it wasn't the remote. Oh oh, grandma, Grandma taking

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a little nipnip. Today, my roommates sent a relationship request
to one of my one night's stands with my Facebook account.
She accepted and sent me a long message confessing her
love for me. I can't remember her.

Speaker 6 (33:30):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
There are some funny practical jokes that one that someone
like I used to sign my buddy and my buddy
and I used to sign people up for free magazines
like cat Fancy and stuff.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
We'd fill out the work cards so they get like
six free issues.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But a relationship that's a lot Today I saw a
teenager knock over a woman, so I rushed over to
help her. Turns out she had a knife and thanked
me for thank me by stealing my wallet and phoned.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
It was like a scam.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Oh yeah, that's the whole setup.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Yeah, I knocked the woman over and she's gonna prob
you can go to help her and be a nice person.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
I would be so mad.

Speaker 13 (34:12):
Come on. Uh.

Speaker 2 (34:14):
Today I got back from an eight month deployment, but
rather than being pleased to see me, my wife wanted
to continue the same argument we started when the day
I left.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
I missed being shot at. Oh my gosh, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
I hate to say it, but I am seriously questioning
the relationship. If she picks up the same argument from
eight months ago, I.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
Feel like she's got someone else already, I think.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
So, yeah, you can't bring that back after an eight
month deployment. That's just wrong.

Speaker 2 (34:45):
Today my boyfriend was leaving for work. From the other room.
I heard him call out, see you soon, beautiful. So touched,
I ran over to give him a hug and a
parting kiss. He stopped me and said, I was talking
to the cat.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Today. I was sitting on the.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
Couch watching TV when I felt something crack on my head.
My six year old son had just smashed an egg
on me. When I asked why, he said, Mom, does
it for TikTok. This is how I found out my
wife has been pranking him for likes and things are hilarious.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh yeah, I'm on the fence about this. You've seen him, right,
of course.

Speaker 2 (35:22):
Yeah, okay, but you hear people say way to use
your kids for clout and clicks, and then other people
get a big laugh out of it.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I hate that particular prank. I think it's really aggressive.

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Like I think it's if they're in the kitchen like
baking and all of a sudden, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (35:42):
I think it's abusive, and I know that maybe I'm
taking it too far, but I do not like being
touched on the head at all or the face. I
don't know what the deal is. Maybe it's like some
kind of weird sensitivity or something.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
It doesn't like rub your hairst No, I don't.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
Like being like if somebody like pats me on the
head or touch like. I don't want to be touched
on the face. I mean, yeah, with Charlie, if I
know it's coming, I know what's coming. I'm fine with it,
but for somebody to smash me in the forehead with
an egg would absolutely trigger my fight response.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
It would What about the cheese slap where you're standing there,
a piece of American cheese just lands on your face.

Speaker 5 (36:21):
If I know it's and we can all have a
laugh about it, but if you're doing it at my expense,
I don't like that. I think it's abusive. I don't
like it, especially with the kid. Kid in the face
with an egg.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Okay, so not not the egg bit, but are you
mad at people who do something funny to their kid
and then post it online.

Speaker 5 (36:41):
And get I never like the whole I ate all
your Halloween candy prank. I think that's mean.

Speaker 1 (36:46):
I always hated that one. I don't like it, Jimmy
Kimmel one where you tell your kids all your Halloween.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Candies, it's not funny at all.

Speaker 1 (36:52):
That one seems kind of mean.

Speaker 5 (36:54):
Yeah, okay, finally, but I don't mind kid content, like
if it's cute your kids, do you want a cute answer?
Says something funny like that little girl doing the nail
polish on her mom and she paints all over for
her nail and goes, uh oh, and the little girl goes,
I'm doing the best I can, honey, that.

Speaker 1 (37:16):
That doesn't seem like you're using your kids for Well,
maybe you are. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Let's give you all the clicks in the world for
stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
Okay, yeah, one more here for FML. Today, an old
man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, Hi,
can I help you. He looked at me for a
few seconds before replying, damn, you need to lose some weight,
and then wandered.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
Off, Wow, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
That's just mean.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Well, I hope you feel better about anything going wrong
in your life because at least you didn't have that
happen some of the blitz. So they say a lot
of people say kids are are worth it, the most
amazing thing you can do. You have children, You'll never
be more fulfilled and happy. It's really easy to have

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a kid.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
It's easy to make a kid, right for sure, the
actual Oh, have a kid to make to make the kid,
to make a kid, the having of the kid not
so easy. And then the next eighteen years or so,
it's an it's an adventure kind of up in the air.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Uh for certain, there will be times where things don't
go right, and so I want to know this morning,
eight ninety ninety seven, Oh, how'd your kid ruin your day?

Speaker 1 (38:36):
What happened?

Speaker 2 (38:37):
Was it right off the bat they did something or
something happened and your whole day was ruined? Or were
you having an okay day and then something happened that
evening and ruined the day?

Speaker 5 (38:46):
Definitely kids with you know, infant children have like taken
a whiz on your shirt.

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Cuked all over your workout shit right before. I definitely
can see that happening for sure, changing a boy's diaper.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
Man. Sometimes let's get Oh it's everywhere, yeah, everywhere for sure.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
I was probably I don't know, eight, and my mom
had to work and I was mad about sign Wan.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
I wanted to go to the pool or something.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
I was throwing a timber tantrum and I got the
driver's seat of the car and I wouldn't let her leave,
wouldn't let.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Her leave to work. And then I was like no,
and I punched the steering wheel.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
The problem was even at eight or nine years old,
however old I was, I was strong enough or hit
it with enough force where I crunched the two sensors
together in the center of the steering wheel.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
So the horn was just I just stop. I crushed
them together.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
So my mom actually had to call in work that
day to take the car into to get fixed.

Speaker 1 (39:50):
I was, Yeah, I was in a bit of trouble
for that. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:54):
I was an elementary I'm probably seven years old or so,
and in our in the elementary playground back in like
a grassy area. I was on the north end of
Columbus called Valley Forge Elementary. You had the big sewer,
the sewers, and you could pull the lids off a
little bit, and kids as a joke, I did not know.
Unbeknownst to me, they would pull off the lid of
one sewer and yell and you could hear it come

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out the other sewer across way across the playground. Okay,
So people were like, listen, listen, come here, and they
called me over and somebody was in there going help me,
help me, help me.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
I'm you know, I'm and I freaked out that somebody
was stuck down there.

Speaker 5 (40:34):
Run home after school, tell my mom, somebody is stuck
in the sewer at Valley Forge. She calls the fire
department there's this entire mayhem. They have to search the sewer.

Speaker 3 (40:48):
Yeah, and there's nobody down there because it's a big joke.
I just didn't know it.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
I'm panicked, like you can't believe there's somebody. I swear
there's somebody down there that were yelling for help.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
How did they finally feel I mean they went down
there and searched on.

Speaker 5 (41:01):
The SI there was nothing down there, Like I was
probably just a prank or whatever. But that was an
afternoon for my parents.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
It might leave my mom.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Yeah, tell you, Oh that'll that'll definitely put a damper
on the entire day. Yeah, without a doubt. Can you
remember any of the kids running your day mirror?

Speaker 6 (41:16):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (41:17):
Yeah, either one. Did you run your parents' day? Oh yeah,
it's both, Okay.

Speaker 4 (41:21):
When I used to live in it, we used to
live in Granby when it was like four and uh
Northwest Boulevard over there was a little carry out my
grandfather pulled into. I think I mentioned this story to
Kelly once before and he went in. You know, back then, man,
we didn't have seat belts nothing. We didn't wear seat belts,
you know, and uh, he left the car running, left
me in the car on four for whatever reason, man,

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I I started playing with the gearsticky put that pulled
that thing in drive. It went right into the road
and into a woman's car. Oh, he just pulled running
real quick and I got his running into a car.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
How what is the what is the follow up to that? Like?
You do you get a ticket? Does Grandpa get a ticket?
Is it just yeah? Like his insurance, yeah for it?
You know, police never came anything like that. Now.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
My kid, my son, he was probably nine or ten.
Easter morning, He's gonna play his video game. He's gonna
go over and turn on his PlayStation. Grabs a chair
like pull chair over and he was He had a
blanket too, because I guess he was cold. He's gona
round blanket and play his video So carrying the chair
and the blanket and he's carrying them and he steps

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on the blanket, which is causing him fall forward over
the chair, slams his face into it, splits his bottom
lip so wide open.

Speaker 1 (42:35):
We had to go to the emergency room. He had
to get a bunch of stitches in it. This was Easter.
Oh that's the whole day, right, there's gone, it's gone. Yeah,
I even know about that, have your ham and potatoes
in the er? Or kid up all that?

Speaker 6 (42:51):
Eight?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Seven?

Speaker 13 (42:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (42:53):
How did your kid ruin your day?

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I want to say, Oh, yeah, this is more of
an emotional and I'm sure this has happened to a
lot of parents as well. It's not always the physical
damage or the time that it takes to fix the problem.
It can be emotional damage. And that happened to Danielle.
My daughter asked me if school buses were invented yet
when I was in school as I was driving her
to ruin Yeah. That You'll sit on that one all

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day long, just stewing about it.

Speaker 5 (43:24):
I was woken up by the Hilliard Police Department to
inform me my sixteen year old was just arrested.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Oh that's nice.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I didn't say why.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
That's always fun blitz, good morning? Hi, who's this George? George?
How did your kid ruin your day? Or did you
ruin your parents' day?

Speaker 7 (43:42):
So?

Speaker 6 (43:42):
I ruined my parents' day and you did? I think.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
I think it was about five years old. I was
playing around with my brothers. I think that the phone
and nine one. I didn't hit dial, just tucked it
in and they were freaking out. So before I actually dial,
I touched a bunch of threes. I just as a
five year old assumed it wouldn't call nine one one,

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so called nine one one, even though there was a
bunch of extra.

Speaker 1 (44:11):
Numbers, because you hit nine one one.

Speaker 5 (44:15):
Oh, a bunch of three, yeah, a bunch of three. Okay,
well you see where your mistake was.

Speaker 8 (44:24):
Then dispatch dispatch answered and said nine one one, what's
your emergency? I said, uh en, I pandacked and hung
up the phone, And about five minutes later, the officer
arriding the door.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
Yeah, they got to come, no matter what.

Speaker 8 (44:42):
Yeah, my mom was not happy about that. The officers
out of me and my brother's down and gave us
this whole big speech in a living.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Yes, you got to talk.

Speaker 2 (44:54):
You got to talk about the proper use of nine
one one. Hey, thank you so much for the call.
Have a great one. Eight ninety nine seven, Oh love
to hear from you. How did your child ruin your day?
Or how'd you ruin your parents' day? Nine nine seven
of the Blitz. Really simple question this morning, how'd your
kid ruin your day? Or how'd you ruin your parents day?

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When you were younger? Will's on the phone, Will, how
did your kids ruin your day?

Speaker 13 (45:19):
So a few years ago my son asked her, told
me I should be Bamax from Big Hero six because
I can't sit in that.

Speaker 6 (45:29):
Oh man.

Speaker 13 (45:33):
I asked him what else I should be? He said
you should. He took a second and said you should
be the inflatable t Rex because you could fit in that.
Do man?

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Kids are just rude? Man, because if you haven't seen it,
Big Hero six is a great animated movie. But man,
that yeah, that was it? What was the Yeah? That's
oh man?

Speaker 2 (45:58):
How do you how do you like noth not have
any sort of like consciousness to uh?

Speaker 1 (46:06):
What is rude and not rude? What we're gonna say, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (46:10):
Oh like the big good Year tire?

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah, the michelin Man.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Michelin Man, Yeah, get that one. Yet, that's so mean.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
He's absolutely just ruthless and just no cares given whatsoever?

Speaker 3 (46:23):
Would you say back to him?

Speaker 13 (46:26):
I couldn't really say anything because we always rising to
be honest, even if the truth heard.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Kids are brutally is that will.

Speaker 2 (46:35):
Thank you for the call, Seth. How's going man? Well,
how'd your kids ruin your day?

Speaker 7 (46:41):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (46:41):
Well, they ruined it yesterday so it's not a good
one to die. Oh I got my fifteen year old
to admit he's been smoking the weed.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Yeah, you know, the fifteen Yeah, I did the same.

Speaker 13 (47:00):
Thing as a kid. I get it.

Speaker 14 (47:02):
But you gotta show responsibility first, then do whatever.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
You want, right exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
That's a real thin line to walk there, because again,
we all know what we did when we were younger
and teenagers. But it's not like, yeah, sure, go out
and get high with your friends all the time, like
you can't see that.

Speaker 3 (47:22):
What happened then?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Is it just you just get to you talk to him,
does he get to talking to or is there like
some type of punishment or what happens?

Speaker 10 (47:31):
Oh?

Speaker 14 (47:31):
Well, basically my wife is really good looking through bull crap,
so she had a feeling that something was up and
sodd high. So I kind of confronted both my kids
last night and just plat out asked him. I said,
you have two choices here. You can either lie to
me and the punishments are going to be severe, or
you could be honest and the punishments will be not

(47:54):
as severe. Okay, And he actually he admitted it, and
I said, give me your phone and your keyboard, So
he's lost all electronics for some time. Okay, I'm still
working on getting his drivers per man. I was like,
you're going to do responsibilities, I said, if I see
a piece of trash in the yard or a blade
of grass that's too Talliot, And.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Because he is the most important part is that sure
it is. It is legal here in Ohio just like
other states. However, you still gotta be of age, and
if you're not, you're gonna get a lot.

Speaker 1 (48:27):
Of truck alcohol. Yeah, exactly. Hey, thanks for the call,
said I love this.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
One three eight nine two says I got a call
from the police department saying, is your son's name such
and such? And I said yes, And I said, hey,
can you please come down to the police station. On
the way, I drove by Kroger and the fire department
cops were everywhere. Look up my son standing there by
the cops. He had made him a diver bomb and
put it in the diaper section at Kroger.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Oh my gosh, you can't do that. Yeah, that'll that'll
ruin your day for sure.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Out three four one six is about three years ago.
My then fourteen year old son was already a major
handful woke up about two am to use the bathroom
and notice that my car wasn't in the driveway, so
I panicked. I ran into my son's room to ask
if he had seen or heard anything. When I pulled
his blankets back, there was a Ferris Bueller style sack
of pillows there and no son. I had to call

(49:16):
the sheriff in the middle of the night to have
my son tracked down like a common criminal.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Oh yeah, the old pillows under the blanket. He can
out man part of the bloets.

Speaker 6 (49:28):
Now unless the three things you need to know before.

Speaker 5 (49:31):
You go, Apparently we need a little reminder that there
is an adult supervision policy at the Ohio State Fair.
We're one day into the fair and operators are like, hey,
just a reminder. Miners are not permitted to enter the
grounds after six o'clock without an adult who was at
least twenty one years old. Fair executive director Adam Hefron

(49:52):
says that this is the second year for the policy,
and it's a response to some disturbances and issues caused
by unsupervised You've as at other businesses and events locally
and across the country, so they're like, hey, we want
to just you know, make sure it doesn't happen at
the fair. So just a reminder, if you're a minor,
you have to be there after six pm with an adult.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
God, this is why we can't have nice things.

Speaker 2 (50:15):
I can't fathom not going to the state Fair with
being a senior in high school at seventeen, eighteen years
old with three or four friends and going to hang
out state Fair, ride a couple of rides, maybe flirt
with a couple of girls.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
I can't. Oh, man, Yeah, that's upsetting. That is upsetting.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
Well, it's like what they had to do at Easton
and yeah, you know, you can't. You just can't allow it.
That's I don't know.

Speaker 5 (50:40):
A new study says urgent care clinics across the country
prescribe unnecessary medications. Researchers at the University of Michigan say
that includes inappropriate prescribing of antibiotics, steroids, and opiates for
conditions those drugs are not meant to treat. Some examples
include antibiotics prescribe for more than forty six percent of
patients with urine air symptoms, steroids for forty one percent

(51:03):
of patients with bronchitis, and opiates for five percent of
patients with muscle pain. You go in there and say
my shoulder hurts, and they're like, take some opiates later.
I will say that the last two times a family member,
I've had two different family members go to urgent care
and they have been prescribed antibiotics, and then we're called

(51:25):
two days later to say stop taking those antibiotics because
you don't have what we thought you had.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
So at least they followed up, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (51:33):
I still have the antibiotics. Baby, I'll use them next time.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
You just keep a stock of antibiotic if I don't.

Speaker 5 (51:40):
If I got a prescription for antibiotics and then they
called and said, you don't use those, it's not appropriate.
I'm keeping them for when the next time I feel
like I might need them, so that I don't have
to go to their urgent care first.

Speaker 6 (51:54):
Okay, you know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (51:55):
Yeah, how would you know when to take them?

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I don't know. I feel like you kind of know.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
Maybe then when you could use a good old Z pack. Okay,
but any who'sy hot tip? I guess if you need.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Sam antibiotics, just go on to the urgent care give
them to you for just about anything. A Colorado surgical team.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Was allegedly playing a music bingo game while performing what
was expected to be a very routine cataract surgery, but
the patient his name's Bart Ryder, died on the table
well he started to go into cardiac arrest.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
They ended up rushing him to an er, where he died.

Speaker 5 (52:36):
According to the lawsuit, both the surgeon, doctor Stark Johnson,
and the anesthesiologist, doctor Michael Urban were playing this game,
and during deposition they both admitted that they were distracted
during the surgery and they're settling this lawsuit. Good on
them for admitting it, because that's a tough fight if

(52:56):
somebody's going to lie on the stand and all decided
to come clan.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (53:01):
Details of the settlement haven't been disclosed, but during deposition
both doctors did detail what this game is because.

Speaker 3 (53:08):
I was curious. Okay, so I'm glad.

Speaker 5 (53:11):
I guess you have a regular bingo card, but instead
of whatever, you know, Yeah, yeah, they have names of
songs or artists and then you get a Spotify playlist
that coordinates with the genre of bingo card you have.

Speaker 1 (53:29):
So it's basically music bingo at the bar Bingo.

Speaker 3 (53:32):
Yeah, so they were really in deep way.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
You've got your hands on the tools and work in something,
and then you turn to dob your card like yes.

Speaker 3 (53:42):
What you know, or you're calling out like yeah, yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (53:47):
Well I'm assuming they had to admit what was going
on when they were being deposed, because the nurses or
something would have said something.

Speaker 3 (53:55):
You would think there's got to be some which.

Speaker 1 (53:57):
Other people were there that knew what was going on.

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Yeah, I was the stamp in the cards. Yeah, right
in the middle of this count.

Speaker 2 (54:03):
How do you pay attention to your card while doing
the surgery because you can't memorize all what is it
twenty five spots on a bingo card?

Speaker 3 (54:09):
I mean, you definitely want to be calling bingo if
you've got it. Yeah, you got your eyes not on
the eyeballs anyway, those are your three things, all right.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
This is one of the strangest stories that I've read
in a long time, coming from over in the UK
where Neil har Hopper. Neil Hopper is a forty nine
year old surgeon from Cornwall, England. He has carried out
hundreds of amputations. Now here's the thing. Apparently he decided

(54:48):
he wanted to become an astronaut and they were looking
for disabled astronauts. I guess there was some kindus study
going on so you could jump to the front of
the list if you wanted to be part of europe
European Space agencies astronauts with disabilities.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
So it was found that he went.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Online to download Unich maker videos in terms of removal
of limbs and other body parts. Why you would do
this I don't know, but sure enough, sure enough, he
decided to go through with it and remove his own legs. However,

(55:42):
through an investigation, it was found out he was The
investigation is coming because he was dishonest and made false
representations to ensures, namely the injuries on his legs, saying
that they were they were the result of sepsis and
were not self inflicted, but when in fact they were

(56:04):
to make a gain forward like jumping to the front
of the line because he is a doctor to then
be a part of the European Space Agency and the
astronautsic disabilities.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh my god.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
Now this man is smart enough to become a vascular
surgeon to be able to do amputation safely, yet he's
crazy enough to cut off his own legs. I mean,
I guess there are a lot of very sorry smart
psychos out there.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
But what what goes on in someone's brain?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
All I can think of is him doing it?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
Like what? And I'm trying to.

Speaker 2 (56:43):
Find in the article, like did he how do you
amputate your own legs?

Speaker 3 (56:51):
Do you do them both at the same time? Try
both at the same time or is that like d
and then you heal up and do the other?

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
Oh, it makes me feel like I'm gonna pass out.
That is awful.

Speaker 2 (57:04):
He works for a Royal Cornwall hospital and previously said
he lost his legs in twenty nineteen to sepsis, but
sure enough that.

Speaker 1 (57:13):
Was not the case.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
And then he said he made a dishonest mistake and
false representing himself and into insures.

Speaker 3 (57:19):
What did he do with his legs?

Speaker 2 (57:22):
Another good question? Apparently here here, here's more information. He
intended to make about two hundred and thirty five six
hundred and twenty two dollars from one insure and two
hundred and thirty one thousand dollars from another insure. Is
that because like he did his own surgery, he got
at a discounted rape of building insurance the full amount
And what how did you think, and if you have

(57:46):
sepsis and have to go through emergency surgery to each
a land legs amitated, don't you think there's gonna be
like a a record of that. Wouldn't they be able
to look into that pretty easily?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
You would think I would think, well, yeah, you're gonna
get a you know, a list of your itemized list
of your whatever you had done.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
He's done, right, exactly? It was the insurance, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:08):
But the insurance companies do they have set amounts of
money they pay if you lose a leg, if you
lose an arm, if you lose a finger, Oh lose right.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Right, right, Okay, so he loses both legs. That's what
the insurance. Yeah, okay, that makes sense. Is there like
one of those? Like I feel like this would be
an episode of More? Like I enjoy amputating my own
body player.

Speaker 1 (58:26):
Geez, that's an addiction I don't want. Yeah, don't.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Oh okay, I feel so faint.

Speaker 5 (58:33):
But did you ever hear of the castrato like what
they would do to little to boys and choirs in
Italy and like the sixteen hundred, seventeen hundreds in order
they didn't have girls in the choir. They were odd boys,
keep their voices high. They would select them to be
castrated and they would basically twist that until they atrophied

(58:56):
or they would just remove down.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
That's how they do it with like how now twist?
So yeah, conversation. Yeah, we are done.

Speaker 7 (59:09):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Well, we've got a couple that decided to take a
Jet Blue flight this past Saturday morning and decided, you know, what's.

Speaker 1 (59:25):
Fun to do on an airplane? Things we do in
the bedroom.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Brian Zepp, I'm sorry, no, Trista Riley and Christopher Christopher Arnold,
we're traveling from Sarah Sorta, Florida to Sarah Sota, Florida
from John F.

Speaker 1 (59:40):
Kennedy International Report in New York.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Where they decided to engage in what the report calls
lewd and lussevius exhibit exhibition exhibition on the airplane. Apparently
there were some kids in the area, so a mother
was like, ding dong, excuse me, could you take a
look over here please? Sure enough, the witness statement says,

(01:00:06):
as I walked by, I saw her not only well,
I can't even say this word. You're the old h
J on the plane, which then when they walked by
again noticed that. Let's just say she wasn't putting her
head on his lap to take a nap.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Look, that's not you're not in the club. Though, you're
not in the club. I don't think you're in the club.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
I also think is this controversial? You should be put
on a no fly list. That's disgusting. That's like, I'm
on this flight, I don't want to see this right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
And here's the thing. There were children like within rows,
within view. It's freaking pervert.

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
Like you should also have to register as a sex offender.

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
No, I don't think so. I think both of those
things might have pin me them. I agree.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
If it's in the seats right in the middle of
the plane with children around, yes, no fly list, and
yes you could be listed as a as a on
the sexual predator list for sure or whatever the you know,
if you get caught in the bathroom, get a yet,
get a yelling, get get get a handslap.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
Yeah, people want in there, you know, right?

Speaker 2 (01:01:24):
But or actually more of less of a talking to
and more more of like an interview, like how did
you fit? Give me some pointers please, because I'm not
that flexible. That's not gonna that's't gonna help me. But yes,
they are now going to have a criminal record their
schedule for a raiment on August fifteenth.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
Our second story. Let me hold on, here we go.
This takes place over in Oregon, and we're just gonna
this is what I'm gonna do, Kelly, I'm going to
say thick Rick as the person in this story. Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
So, according to court documents, two witnesses saw thick Rick
illegally angling at the Mackenzie River below Lieberg Dam on
July first. They confronted the man and recorded the confrontation,
saying that there was a sign that says closed to angling.
He was in a closed angling location at the base

(01:02:23):
of the dam. The video video also showed thick Rick
out fishing at ten forty pm, when the state law
anglers can only fish up to one hour after sunset,
which at that day would have been nine to fifty
seven PM.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
That's a terrible rule, only one hour after sunset fish
around the clock. Thick Rick had his fishing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:46):
Pole and they saw some salmon laying on the ground there,
which apparently had he had illegally caught and was then
taken to jail. Thick Rick was caught wearing a white
hat with white sunlight glasses which were upside down by
the way, the white song glasses were upside down. And
Think Greg was wearing a T shirt that read master Baiter.

Speaker 3 (01:03:10):
I feel like you do have one of those?

Speaker 6 (01:03:12):
Do you?

Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
I do not, Okay, really, nobody's ever gotten you anything
that says that on it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
Nope, I can't believe it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:19):
So like it's coming down. Well, let me tell you.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
Let me tell you that that week after July fourth,
we're on vacation. Think Greg did take me fishing and
and with the with the crawdads. I can tell you
eyewitness account. Think is a master baiter right there on
the boat, just him and I no qualms about it.
It was out there master baiting the crawdads.

Speaker 1 (01:03:47):
On this fish line, caught you a delicious bass.

Speaker 6 (01:03:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yes, he was arrested. He did admit to illegally fishing,
and then he will now be, uh, you know, prosecuted
on illegal fishing charges. I don't know what that means.
I've definitely fished where I wasn't supposed to fish before.
Oh you have Oh yeah, private property things like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
Taking a lot. See I see.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
I didn't say they don't apply. Ok.

Speaker 2 (01:04:16):
God right, so breaking news. I'm very lucky that I
have this job, and I've been doing you know, radio
for twenty five for some years because there's no way
I could sit behind a desk. I can't do nine
to five, I can't do the cubicle thing. And I

(01:04:39):
can't stand buzzwords. I know that, you know, vocabulary evolves,
we start using adjectives. I don't mind adjectives, but buzzwords,
like they just really asked the question, what are some
buzzwords that immediately set off like your be us alarm?

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
I mean, like what sort we'll circle back? Yes, let's
think outside the ball.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Yes, uh, you know, like like family when they're talking
about like the working Oh we're a family here, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Right, come on? Unprecedented like can we get back to
presidented times? What's wrong with presidented times? I don't need
unprecedented times? The oh see this a lot now, especially
as people who love to go out to eat. Nora
and I love trying new restaurants.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Artisanal, everything's artistical.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
Everything is artismal.

Speaker 2 (01:05:39):
Things like uh, work life balance now Granted, I do
believe we should have a work life balance without a doubt,
but you know.

Speaker 1 (01:05:47):
Like it's just it's so it's so cliche. You know what.

Speaker 5 (01:05:51):
I hate branding branded. Everything's got to be a have.
You have to have your own personal brand. And it's
like everybody is like in the corporate world, I'm talking
about brand it's.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
What, dude, you know, to brand everything?

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Just please sit down and do my job right.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
Yes, absolutely, we're gonna, We're gonna, uh, we're going to
calibrate this year. It's all about if it's all about calibrations.

Speaker 5 (01:06:13):
There's a couple of videos out of that woman you
got busted at the Coldplay concert, the HR woman uh
huh okay, of her corporate speak. It's you can't even
understand it. She goes on maybe a two minute like conversation.
It's sort of her in a video conference, and literally
it's not even you can't understand what she's saying.

Speaker 1 (01:06:35):
It's all corporate, all corporate speed.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
I wish I could remember the words because years ago
when I when I was living in Denver, my fiance
and I at the time lived together and she got
a job as a marketing director for a tech company
that did a lot of like installs and things like that,
and it was it was a smaller company. They had

(01:06:57):
their like twenty five or thirty employees in their in
their little office building or whatever, and they had brought
in this hr director of uh whatever new name. That's
the other thing people's job titles now, the director of
first Impressions.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
The yeah, silly stop.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
It was she had her review and she actually brought
home her review sheet.

Speaker 2 (01:07:21):
And it wasn't like she does her job, she shows
up on time, she excels at customer service or whatever.
It was the worst jargon I have ever seen on
a on a you know, a work review sheet with
just the most I looked at her and I was like,
what bs is this like?

Speaker 1 (01:07:43):
Just tell me if I'm doing a good job.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
Trusses me out?

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Ye? Yeah, I would love to know, because again I
don't I don't work in any of these types of offices.
But eight hundred and one nine seven shoot us a text?
Do you do you have? Do you work in a
corporate office? Do you deuce? Did you have to deal
with words like this? Alpha and beta? A shut up

(01:08:08):
about blitz? Good morning? Yeah blitz? Hi? Who's this.

Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
Brandon, do you work in one of these offices where
they use all these kind of buzzwords?

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:08:19):
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Oh, okay, Well then what can we help you with?
Are you giving us call? I would love to talk
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:27):
Well, I hope that you have an amazing day after
the show. Let's do a deep dive on that phone.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
On that phone call, find out what that was all about.
The Brandon just need to hear a voice for this morning?
Or was Brandon calling early for the tickets to see
In This Moment with a special guest, day Seeker in
the Funeral Portrait at Kimball Ive coming up October nineteenth,
which we are going to give away in about three
and a half minutes nine seven The Blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
It's the Morning Blitz with Goose, Kelly and Thick. Yeah,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:09:13):
We've got tickets to give away. Gonna go see In
This Moment with day Seeker and the Funeral Portrait that
is going to go down October nineteenth. Tickets actually go
on sale tomorrow right as we end the show at
ten am. But if you want to win him before
you can buy them, save yourself like a hundred bucks.
We'd love to give you a pair. We are gonna
play the time warp eight hundred ninety nine seven, Oh Kell,
you got your pen and paper ready?

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Ready?

Speaker 6 (01:09:34):
All right?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
This is how it works.

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Thickest compiled the audio montage for us. All the clips
come from the same year. We just have to determine
wich year. Whoever gets closest wins, and hopefully it's you.
Eight hundred eighty to one ninety nine to seven, Oh blitz,
good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
Who's this.

Speaker 13 (01:09:51):
Brandon?

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Brandon?

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
All right, Brandon, we are gonna play the time warp.
We've got three clips ready to go. Could be TV movie, music,
news clips, PSAs, commercials, jingles, could be anything, Thick found.
The only thing is all of the clips from the
same from the same year. After we play it, you'll
have the choice if you want to go first or last.
Could be to your benefit, could be to your detriment.

(01:10:13):
We will find out, Thick Are you ready?

Speaker 1 (01:10:16):
I am ready? All right? Thick Let's hear that montage
is DVD.

Speaker 6 (01:10:22):
It's a movie on a the size of a CD.

Speaker 1 (01:10:27):
Sock my white ass ball. Okay, all right, Brandon, did
you hear all the clips in there?

Speaker 13 (01:10:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:10:47):
All right, Now it's your choice. Would you like to
go first or last. You know, everyone goes last.

Speaker 8 (01:10:53):
I'm gonna go first.

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
I'm gonna go first. Smart.

Speaker 1 (01:10:56):
I'm glad you're all right, Brandon. Tell us what you
heard and what year it all came from. Oh, I
can't tell you.

Speaker 13 (01:11:04):
It was the d when DVDs came released.

Speaker 14 (01:11:07):
Guy, Okay, I don't know the name of it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:08):
I don't know the name of that song I want to.

Speaker 3 (01:11:10):
Be Is it or is it Spice Girls Girls?

Speaker 13 (01:11:13):
I want to be Uh huh, I think it's the
Spike Girls. I'm gonna say though, that that all came
out in the year nineteen ninety seven, ninety seven.

Speaker 3 (01:11:22):
Oh, I think you're real close. If not on the money,
DVD's weren't see.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
The only thing confuses me because the final clip Billy
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore without a doubt.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
But DVD's not around until nineteen ninety seven. Was it
that late?

Speaker 7 (01:11:43):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
Yeah, that's the one sticker in there.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
Yeah, because they want to be The Spice Girls were
definitely later nineties, all right?

Speaker 6 (01:11:52):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
And then and then yeah, because it was Billy Madison,
Happy Gilmore and there was oh h was it Little Nikky?
The three movies that he kind of did in a row.
All right, I'm gonna go. I think you're closed. I'm
gonna go ninety six. I think it's a little bit earlier.
In ninety six, all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Right, I'll just get one year earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:12:10):
Then.

Speaker 3 (01:12:10):
I don't exactly know. So my guess is as good
as anybody else's. I guess nineteen ninety five.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
I see, Actually, Kelly, Now I think you're right, because
I swear DVDs were around when I was in high
school ninety five.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
I remember cassettes around the mid eighties. Yeah, then when
did we switch over to DVDs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
It's in that night. It's somewhere in the nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Because I was working at Family Video.

Speaker 3 (01:12:37):
And we had I worked at a video store too,
Video Movies Unlimited.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Yeah about that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:43):
That's the gateway into a radio career.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Okay, Yeah, absolutely, man, I think we're all pretty close.
It's right that way.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
Thirty five, ninety six, ninety seven, Big, What do you Got?

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
Six?

Speaker 6 (01:12:52):
Is DVD. It's a movie on a this the size
of a CD.

Speaker 1 (01:12:58):
On Come on a sock, my white ass ball. I
want to I want to. I Yes, that was Happy Gilmour.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
The song want to Be from Spice Girls and the
DVD was first released in Japan on November one, nineteen
ninety six.

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Right, they marked out up as a wind by.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
There it is.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Up killing every time I up everybody hand.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
That's my victory song that we finally get only one something.
You know what you know, Brandon, I'm so happy that
I wont I don't care that you lost. I'm gonna
give you tickets anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
All right, I love you. I love you too, man.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
We'll be there in this moment, day Seeker in the
funeral portrait. You hang on, We'll get you hooked up.

Speaker 6 (01:14:02):
And now, all right, lit the three things you need
to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (01:14:07):
The National Weather Services issued a heat advisory today for
central Ohio from eleven am to eight pm. We're expecting
you I have ninety three with the heat index above
one hundred. A city of Columbus will have cooling centers
open today and rides on Code of buses are free
both today and tomorrow. Now, there are some scattered power outages.
We've got some in Hilliard and in northeast Columbus. Do
not know why these power outages are happening at the moment,

(01:14:30):
but you always wonder when we're dealing with heat, etc.
South Park creators Trey Parker and Mattstone have officially extended
their overall deal with Paramount Global for another five years.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
Under the terms of the deal between.

Speaker 5 (01:14:42):
Paramount and Parker and Stone's Park County production company, South
Park has received an order of fifty new episodes. In addition,
all twenty six previous seasons will be available to stream
on Paramount Plus for the first time it was on
HBO Max up until now. New episodes will air on
Common Many Central and then stream on Paramount Plus the

(01:15:02):
next day. This deal is worth approximately three hundred million
dollars a year, for a total of one point five
billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
For fifty episodes.

Speaker 3 (01:15:13):
You believe that good? It's the whole deal with Paramount
Plus and streaming.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Oh yeah all that? So yea, yeah, what a cartoon?
I saw a clip from I think it was last
night's episode.

Speaker 3 (01:15:24):
That yeah, last night was season twenty seven debut.

Speaker 1 (01:15:29):
I just saw like a ninety second clip.

Speaker 10 (01:15:32):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Oh, I can't even talk about Okay, so let's just
say they are. I don't even it's it's mind blowing.
It's it's mind blowing what they get away with. I
find it absolutely hysterical.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
Yes, what they're going after everybody they always have.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
But I mean, still, who's left.

Speaker 3 (01:15:50):
I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (01:15:52):
Man, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
Oh, when you've got a little tiny talking pp it's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Okay, So we went from talking Pooh to talking gotcha? Gotcha?

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
Movie producer record executive David Geffen's estranged husband, David Armstrong,
has now filed a lawsuit accusing the billionaire of paying
him thousands of dollars for sex and forcing him to
get plastic surgery, among other things. Now, Arms, let me
set the stage here, okay. David Armstrong is thirty two
years old. David Geffen is eighty two years old. Armstrong

(01:16:30):
says the two met on Seeking Arrangements dot com. He says,
this is where Richmond shop for the vulnerable. He's obviously
really upset about the end of this marriage. He says
Geffen paid him ten grand for sex the first night
they met.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
That's it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
And then Geffen started traveling with him, taking him all
around the world.

Speaker 3 (01:16:49):
He said that was his little sex toy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Also, he's claiming David Geffen gave him tons of drugs
like coke, mollie and weed. Now, David arms was a
go go dancer up to this point.

Speaker 5 (01:17:02):
So basically David Geffen was like, I'm saving you from
this life, and I'm just like this philanthropist.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
And doing such good for you and all that. Then
he said, and at some point these two got married
in twenty twenty three, like March of twenty twenty three,
they got married. No prenup.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
David Geffen's worth one nine billion dollars, no preenup, preenup.
So this guy, David Armstrong says that Geffen started critiquing
every aspect of his appearance, started making him go through
what he said were painful laser treatments and surgery dental treatments,

(01:17:40):
and then would become enrage over the quote mere existence
of an ingrown hair.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
So apparently there's some control here. I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:17:49):
This is one guy's side, right, like I said, sometime
in there, they they got married in twenty twenty three.
May twenty twenty five, this May, Geffen filed for divorce,
kicked Armstrong out.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
He's like, you can't kick me out. I'm gonna be homeless.
I have nothing.

Speaker 13 (01:18:03):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:04):
So Armstrong files this suit.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
He is seeking damages, He is seeking a home that
Geffen cannot reclaim and adequate support necessary to pay reasonable
general living expenses for the rest of his life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
He's thirty two. Well, I mean they were married in
twenty twenty three.

Speaker 1 (01:18:25):
Now you don't get the rest of your life.

Speaker 3 (01:18:26):
Married two years. Like, but no prenup.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
Yeah, but I get I bet.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
I bet with no prenup and that much money and
the lifestyle you got used to, you will get. You
will win enough money that. Yeah, you might not get them,
you might not get the monthly statement for the rest
of your life, but you'll have enoughy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
No, you'll have enough.

Speaker 4 (01:18:48):
Yeah, alimony is paid. You get one year for every
three years you're married.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Oh and they weren't even married three That federal law.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
That's just that. That's standard alimony where everywhere. So it's
federal law. I don't know if it's federal or.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Okay, if they're in California, they do things differently out
and that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:19:07):
True.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
So he did argue, like, well, Geffen got me really
used to international travel.

Speaker 1 (01:19:15):
I will I will say, though he can't make him
get laser surgery. He said, he made me. No, he
can't make you do that. You have fretey will Well,
that's true, but he he you got accustomed to it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:27):
I got a custom being paid ten grand for.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
Yeah, a little behind the scenes. David Geffen was the first,
like huge negotiation that my brother went through. He I
don't want to say swindled. He negotiated really with David
Gefan because when what was a dream when they started DreamWorks,
they wanted the soundtrack for Rent the Broadway Music when

(01:19:51):
I first came out in ninety five, and they had
agreed on a deal, but then someone came off it,
came over and offered my brother more money for the
rights to the soundtrack. So we had to call David
Geffen back. I like, look, I get what we did,
but could you imagine being just an up and comer
nobody and you have to call David Geffen and be like, hey,
you're gonna pay us a million dollars more? Yeah, but

(01:20:12):
always said he was, he was out there. What a
lot of these creative types are so and.

Speaker 3 (01:20:17):
You've got so much money. Nothing is off limits to you, right.

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
Yeah, exactly. You can do anything you want.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Yeah, that's wild. All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
I'm all about some good food. Oh, you love trying
new places.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
However, the downside I have found out over the past
few years is uh, as someone who enjoys to cook,
sometimes you always you're like, I can do this better
at home, Yeah, for sure, like oh man, but trying
trying new things, trying new places always a good time.
There's a chance though you don't like all types of food.

(01:21:00):
Can you think of a food that or I shouldn't
say a food A I'm trying a genre of food a.

Speaker 1 (01:21:12):
Like from other countries, right, a group of food that
you don't like. Can you think of one that you're
not I have, there's there's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
There's food like that isn't I don't know. To me,
it's so weird. Like Mediterranean food is kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:21:29):
Okay, all right, you know you hear a lot of
I like, I like certain dishes of Mediterranean food.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
Might not have tried enough. There's that with Mediterranean food.
With that is that is, But there's some like the's
like brands is that No Mediterranean would be more like
Greek food.

Speaker 2 (01:21:46):
Food Okay, yeah, things like that. But I do like
Euros right exactly. So there are a lot of things.
I had a friend that owned a Greek restaurant. It
was authentic Greek food. But you gave me the lambshank.
I'm all about it, right, But are other things that
just that for me?

Speaker 1 (01:22:02):
But France serve food seems to be like, I don't know,
it's like bird food. I don't know, right, it's exactly
bits of whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
So I asked this because there was an online poll
as what country has the most overrated food culture and
number one on the list was France.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
See, okay, that makes sense. Yes, the French, the famous
French cuisine. Because I love Asian I love Asian food.
Oh yeah, exactly exactly. That's not one I would put
on the list. But yeah, you get the little quail,
the little chicken with a little sauce on it in
the French. Now, I will say this, Italy would probably top.
I'm not a huge like pasta, but well it's not

(01:22:37):
that I love pasta. It's like the sauces. I'm not
a huge sauce fan.

Speaker 4 (01:22:43):
So I feel like everything they make has to have
some sauce in it where or exactly exactly, like reds
I am not a big fan of red sauce whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Okay, if I if I, if I'm making some it's
gonna be lightly coated.

Speaker 1 (01:22:59):
Oh really, yeah, yeah, I see I make him.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
I get like I've mastered, finally mastered my grandmother's spaghetti
sauce recipe. Okay, and I'll make an army pot. Oh
you just freeze it and then I freeze, yeah, smaller containers.
I use it from asagna for chicken, parmesan for you know.

Speaker 1 (01:23:14):
And I don't get me wrong, I'll eat it, but
I just I usually like I want lighter sauce. Okay.
YEA number two on the list.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
However, twenty one percent of people said America has an
overrated food.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
I could not disagree more. I think we have a
great see.

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
I would think, and granted we grew up here, it's
a little different, but I would think we probably have
one of the top food culture.

Speaker 1 (01:23:39):
Yeah, you take a part like cheap you keep like
cheap fast food out of it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Talking about you give me, you give me a good
like burger from Thermon's or even more than that, I
would say, if you're gonna go American, it's got to
be barbecue. Okay, Yeah, can you beat what el would
be considered American food? I think barbecue would be one

(01:24:05):
rib thing. Yeah, you give me some good barbecue. I'm
all about it. Fifteen percent said the UK said the
UK is overhyped. I would have to agree, Like Scottish breakfast,
no thank you. I don't want the baked beans and
tomatoes with my breakfast.

Speaker 1 (01:24:18):
Not happening.

Speaker 11 (01:24:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
Italy was also on the list, so lowest down the list.
I have to agree.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
I would say it's kind of a consensus most people
enjoyed Mexican food some way, shape or form, so that
was at the bottomle list.

Speaker 1 (01:24:34):
In terms of overrated food cultures for sure. Now I
need to go get some good I'll tell you what.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
That's one thing I have not had yet since I
moved to Columbus five months ago, was barbecue.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
Where to go to get a good barbecue? Dude, I
need some I need some great brisket. I need some
great ribs.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
I need some great ribs too, and I've had I
always have trouble finding them anywhere.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
A jalapeno cheddar sausage. I need that on my meat plate. Brisket,
halapino cheddar sausage, and some ribs you're talking about like
Italian sausage.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
You talking about the smoked halopeno cheddar sausage that they
serve in a lot of barbecue restaurants.

Speaker 4 (01:25:07):
Okay, because Giant Eagle does have a hallow Pino peach
sausage that is made locally and it's phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (01:25:14):
That's not the barbecue style smoke.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
But dude, like ribs unless it's somebody I know who's
really good at smoking ribs. I'm telling you, I've tried
ribs at so many different restaurants and I don't like
any of them.

Speaker 1 (01:25:28):
Really, I can't. I can't find one restaurant where it
falls off the bone.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Well, now here's the thing, though, it is not supposed
to fall off the bone. You stribs I've ever eaten?
Do you go to a rib competition? Fall off the
bone is bad. It's not supposed to like rip off
the bone.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
Well that's what I mean. Yeah, But you're also not
supposed to slide the bone off. No, I know, but
I should be able to easily pull it off.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
M not really, you're supposed to take a bite of it.
You're supposed to supposed to stay on that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:59):
I just I can't find anything.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
I'm curious. Okay, good, we have some text rolling it.
Eight hundred and eight two one, nine nine seven. Oh,
I'm serious. If you know of a good uh, a
good barbecue spot.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Yeah, we got a text, her says Ray, Ray's hogpit.

Speaker 6 (01:26:10):
I have not had that yet.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
That's what I need to.

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Try, Ray raise hog Pit. All gonna have to look
it up. Thanks for the text coming and keep it coming.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Yeah, let's learn you some stuff on a Thursday morning.
Make you a bit smarter than we're when we woke
up today. Your first little tidbit of information. Midnight Cowboy
is the only X rated movie to ever win the
Oscar for Best Picture. Yeah you think, Although I'm very curious.
I've never personally seen the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
I've read it, I know about it, haven't either, But
what is like X? How dirty is Midnight Cowboy compared
to the stuff that's all over the world wide web? Now? Yeah,
what year are we talking? I bet it's pretty tame,
mid seventies, I think, Yeah, Well, I don't know, man,
there was some there was some stuff back then. Yeah,
I'm very curious.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Now now I want to Now, for educational purposes, I
need to really see if it was best movie I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Gonna have to go back and check that watch it
for the first time.

Speaker 2 (01:27:11):
Plato was originally created in the nineteen thirties as wallpaper cleaner,
So you just like like pick up all the.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm assuming Yeah, I get it.

Speaker 6 (01:27:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
Guess created and sold the first pair of acid wash.

Speaker 2 (01:27:30):
Jeans in nineteen eighty one. Yeah, okay, is that about
when you were wearing the acid wash jeans?

Speaker 6 (01:27:36):
Um?

Speaker 1 (01:27:37):
Yeah not yeah. Shortly after that I never had Gaess
couldn't afford those. Yeah, I can't afford the gas. Yeah,
I had to do the Husky acid wash.

Speaker 13 (01:27:46):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:47):
Planet Hollywood. Remember Planet Hollywood. Yeah, we had one at
it was at Easton Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:27:52):
Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwartzenegger, Sylvester Stallone teamed up thought they
could recreate the whole hard rock cafe, which they did.
I remember going to the old opening of the one
in New York. Big deal, huge deal. At one point,
there were locations in more than sixty cities worldwide. Now,
if you want to go to Plan in Hollywood, you've

(01:28:12):
got two options. Disney World in Florida or the original
one at Times Square. If you want to go really
save your money. Or what you do is, if you
really love movies, go to the one in Times Square
or Disney Work, get a drink, and then just walk around.
Don't order the food anything like that. It's way overpriced

(01:28:33):
and not worth it at all. You can get better
food pretty much anywhere else. And finally, if you're a
basketball fan, well, I'm sure you know all the rules
of basketball. You make a free throw, you shoot the
three pointer behind the line is worth three points, so
on and so forth. Well, basketball in North Korea a
little bit different. Slam dunks are worth three points.

Speaker 1 (01:28:58):
Oh really, I mean, how how much of a slam dunk?
I wonder?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
I mean, just like like a one handed slam dog,
a power dog. If you do a windmill, do you
get more reverse don't? Yeah, I don't know, an LU
like it was an LU. But slam dunk is worth
three points.

Speaker 1 (01:29:11):
Oh my gosh, you know how high scoring NBA games
would be over there? Well let me continue though.

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Shots in the final three minutes of the game are
worth eight points. You make a basket in the final
three minutes of the game, it's worth eight points.

Speaker 1 (01:29:27):
Oh my gosh, swished three pointers? Okay, no, nothing, yes, nothing,
But those are actually worth four points. Yeah, we're gonna
we're gonna have high scoring NBA games over there. Yep.
And and you lose a point if you miss a
free throw. Okay, well maybe you should. That's not bad. Yeah,

(01:29:49):
I'm not. I don't have problem with that. I think
they should add that to the NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
Now, yeah, right, that would change, That would definitely change
the game. As they're following with like the sixty seconds left, yeah,
into his.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Foul follow now you're in a certain way. Then you
see a lot more of that, and then you go
backwards a little bit. I like it. If that was
the case an interesting time.

Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
If that was the case here, then over his career,
Shack would have scored negaty seventy points.

Speaker 1 (01:30:17):
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