Impressing The Opposite Sex and Hilliard Pool Poo - Blitz Morning 7-30-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Okay, the Wednesday, it's going to be a high of
about ninety two today, again hot and muggy. But the
good news is it looks like this is it, at
least for a little bit. We're gonna get back into
like the upper seventies, low eighties. So enough of this
ninety degree, sweltering, muggy byes. What's been going on? I'm

(00:28):
over it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
Did you golf yesterday?

Speaker 1 (00:31):
I did? And yeah, it was hot. It was warm, Okay,
not my best, not my worst, blood average solid. I
know that I left about three or four strokes out there,
which is upsetting. Okay, all right, I don't know who
I want to yell at first, I don't know. I

(00:55):
know it is not okay. It's the three people that
were in their vas within a mile of my house.
I have no idea what was going on this morning.
But I leave my house, I'm coming to the edge
of my condo complex and there's a car right in
the middle of the road with the flights on, just
sitting there. What get out of the way. I can

(01:15):
only assume either it was someone casing the joint or
it was an uber driver like waiting to pick someone up.
But don't park in the middle of the roadway, so
he finally had to like just pull over and I leave.
I'm going down Roberts and I cross over a Hilliard Rome.

(01:36):
I'm sorry, I turned out of my complex. I'm going
down Roberts right before Hilliard Road rode and there's a
Cadillac SUV in the middle of the road with the
tazards on in the middle of the road.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
He's not the side he broke down.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
So I thought, until I'm coming up on them and
the hazard lights go off, and then as I'm going
to go past them, they start moving forward, and I'm like,
what the hell you doing? What are you doing? And
then not even a quarter mile down the road, I
pass over Hilliard Rome Road and whatever shopping center is there,
I'm in the right hand lane going forty six miles

(02:10):
an hour in a forty five mile an hour speed limit,
and then out of nowhere, this four door cars coming
down out of the shopping center and just doesn't stop
and just turns right in front of me. So I
lay on the horn and had I had to peel
around it. Like I was this club and so livid
this morning.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
It sounds like they all expected no one to be
around at that time of the.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Morning, I guess, but there was. It wasn't like there
was no traffic within within a mile to almost three.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Accidents around six seven seven. Is that how you report? Like, listen,
I know, I'm a Karen, I don't care, but you
can report people who are obviously impaired. That's an obvious
Those are maybe for sure two maybe three impairment situations
there that you happen upon within a mile.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
I know I've done that at least twice, maybe three times.
I'm where I've I called nine one one while driving
and I'm be like, this person is honestly, I'm sorry,
this isn't like an emergency emergency, but you need to
send someone because this person is obviously drunk yep.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
Yeah, pound six seven seven. And that where you can
report an impaired driver not know that you that person
should not be on the road.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, oh absolutely, Li this morning. How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 2 (03:23):
I'm doing well. Yeah, I can't complain. I had a
smooth drive in good Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Happy for you.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Fix's wife Heather got me back into reading finally, So
not finally. She wasn't her responsibility, but I've been watching
too many tiktoks man, and I have neglected my reading.
I sort of laid aside a Stephen King short short
story that is so good that I picked back up
to finish really fast to start reading a recommended Heather book.

(03:51):
So I'm so happy. Great, I forget what she I'll
have to look up my head. Okay, I'm reading the
Stephen King short story. He's really good. It's called Danny
Coughlin's Bad Dream. Oh oh, it's good.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
How do you Stephen? Someone likes Stephen King and he's
not the only one. But just keep cranking out books
like that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
My wife will read every one of them.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
It's amazing. Dude.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
I am so sick of mosquitos.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
Mosquitos.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I don't know what it is this year. I have
twenty seven on me right mosquitoes.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
But bite, Yeah, it's the humidity in the wet.

Speaker 3 (04:27):
I mean.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
I was doing yard work yesterday, Dude. On my left
butt sheet there are six in a row. They don't
do your shorts and your underwear, yep, because I was
down on my knees pulling weeds and stuff, and I
I they just do that.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
That's it. Well, that's a very specific type of mosquito
that goes after the butt cheek like that.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Yeah, we go right down in that area. We did
get some secret audio we did.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, yeah, this this is thick of gardening yesterday.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
There's a.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Off way up.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
There's my cousin. I can hear the bastards buzz and
there's a feed on my Peter wag it off.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Sick that's happened.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yeah, you can really carry a tune goodly.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
Are you?

Speaker 3 (05:20):
H I mean it?

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Just do calamine lotion it up?

Speaker 7 (05:25):
H use a.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
I didn't have any calamine, had hider cortison cream. Okay,
I put on it, but it's right back to itching today.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
Is that still a thing? The calamine lotion, that pink
stuff my mommy used to put on the on the
end of a Q tip or whatever, and you just
covered it.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
Isn't you put that on?

Speaker 1 (05:41):
Right? I guess, well, anything that itches, yeah what calambin
was for. But I remember just being covered in pink spot. Yeah,
it's just like little dry petal bismos all over your I've.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Never had this many mosquito bites on me in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
Yeah, that's bad, bad, sweet sweet blood.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
They saw that big ass and went, look at that.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
All right, we got a very busy morning. Let's get
going Blitz Morning Trivia. Think what you got? All right?

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Twenty five bucks of waterbeds and stuff. You're the first
one to text in the correct answer.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
There is a new reality dating show because we need
another one, right, It's coming to Hulu, starts on August eighteenth,
and all of the contestants are this. In this new
reality dating show from Hulu, all of the contestants are this.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Tell us what this is? Be the first one to
text it in at eight hundred and eight ninety nine seven. Oh,
we'll hook you up with that gift card.

Speaker 1 (06:35):
Hey, fake, what's an answer for Blitz Morning Trivia?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
All right?

Speaker 4 (06:37):
The question was there is a new Hulu dating show
that's coming out August eighteenth, and all of the contestants
on the show are what do.

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Either of you know?

Speaker 3 (06:47):
The answer to this?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Little people?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
No, somebody guessed that though they use the M word, well, it.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
Wouldn't be I guess it's okay. Now they already have
love on the spectrum. They've already got farmer needs a wife.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
They've already got farmers, not autistic, not little people.

Speaker 1 (07:03):
They've already got Mormon love, Like I really like the
clergy priests.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
No religious they are all virgins. Oh Jesus, I know,
what do you prove that?

Speaker 5 (07:15):
Well?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
I don't know that's a good question.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
But you see, Kelly, if a woman still.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Has but the men, it's called are you my first?

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Oh my?

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Really? Gross?

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Isn't any grosser than I mean, like, I look at
The Bachelor and the Bachelotte I'm like, really, you're going
to go on a show and find the person you're
going to spend the rest of your life with.

Speaker 3 (07:36):
I mean, it's so it's they're also stupid.

Speaker 4 (07:39):
Although I just looked it up, I had no idea
from The Bachelor and The Bachelorette there are.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Seven couples who have been married for years.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
I was just gonna ask the between all the dating shows.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Just those two seven couples from just those two shows,
But there.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Have been I'm just shocked there are seasons between the two.

Speaker 3 (07:57):
Is that they do more than one season? Don't they?

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I throw up to twenty something.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
I'm shocked there there are seven couples.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, me too, I'm shocked. Any couple that's sure.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
They say it's the hottest group of virgins ever assembled.
They will search for intimacy, love and maybe they're first
and a tropical paradise designed just for them.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
I don't know how it's gonna happen, but you know,
these shows aren't real, and the producers kind of nudge
people a certain way. I would bet money two people
one couple lose their virginity on the show, at least one.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
Right, they're all hot. How old are they?

Speaker 3 (08:34):
Oh, I'm sure they're like twenty ye.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
They're probably younger than that.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
I would I wouldn't be I would be shocked if
any of them are over thirty now under thirty five,
they'll they'll have a thirty one year old in there
or something.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
And then they the host.

Speaker 4 (08:49):
I don't I'd never watched the shows from The Bachelor
or Bachelor.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
I would have Colton Underwood and Caitlin Bristow. Are those Colton?

Speaker 1 (08:57):
I remember Colton Underwood. I remember he was a big
name for The Bachelor. Yeah, I'm no idea, but.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
That'll be the host. And it comes out on August eighteenth,
and Keith.

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Luberger from Gallion this first one to text and the
correct answer gets twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (09:10):
Congratulations. Let me get off my list and write this down.
What's it called?

Speaker 3 (09:14):
Are you my first?

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Are you my first? Yet another show I will not
be watching.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
I feel like this is like, are you, like not
necessarily are you my first? Oh? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm
trying to work this all.

Speaker 3 (09:27):
Are you gonna be my first?

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Yeah? Are you gonna be my first?

Speaker 2 (09:31):
I feel like you're gonna leave. You're you're going there
for one specific reason, and that's to have sex. Right,
nobody's leaving their virgin, single one of them. That's why
this said. They're getting people to tune in.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Should you imagine? However many there's seven guys and seven
girls or whatever, and they're all virgins, and their first
experience is just a huge orgy, just all fourteen of them.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
And like here all are the cameras because like, I'm good, brother.
The only place said they're not they don't have cameras
are inside the bathroom stalls. I think everywhere else is
fair game, Like that's how you want your first experience?
Like this? This is weird, admittedly right, it's weird.

Speaker 3 (10:16):
Weird gets ratings.

Speaker 1 (10:17):
I can't I can't wait to hear whichever female it
is I can't wait to hear one of those female goes.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
That's not it, that's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
That's gonna happen. Hey, I want to share this with you.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Imagine Okay, I guess feel right. I'm not sure this
is not what I imagined.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Never mind, never mind, I'll do it myself. I want
you to imagine something real quick. You're from little small town, Ohio, right,
and you get to you get to school, and as
you work through school, you're figuring out you really love English,
you like creative writing, you like English class, and you

(11:10):
write for the school newspaper. You become the editor in
chief of your of your high school newspaper. You go
off to college and you get yourself a journalism degree
or or a creative writing degree, and you work at
the you work at the school of the college newspaper,
and you you graduate school and you make your way.
You know, I'm shooting for the big time. I'm moving
to New York. And you move to New York City
and you get hired to write for New York Magazine.

(11:34):
I mean that's a big deal. Huch job, Yeah, absolutely,
And then your editor comes up and goes all right,
Kelly I have a job for you. We've got an
article here. It is the title of your article is
everyone has hemorrhoids. Now, that's an actual article in New
York magazine. And yes, they did a report about everyone

(11:55):
having hemorrhoids now because we as a country are seeing
it hemorrhoid epidemic, with.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Hemorrhoidemic, hemorrhoid demic.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Yes, because basically, why do you think.

Speaker 4 (12:08):
Because everybody's sitting on a toilet with their phones forever?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
Well, okay, that's one of them. Yes, to survey up
twenty twenty one, seventy three percent of people and ninety
three percent of people under thirty, I'll bring their phones
to the bathroom with them. Sitting way too long. Sitting
with your knees up makes it even worse. I'm guilty,
I know it, man, I will. I will easily forget that.
I am done poop and I'm like, oh, I'm gone,
I gotta go.

Speaker 2 (12:31):
What time is it?

Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, don't take your phone.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah, don't take your phone.

Speaker 8 (12:36):
No.

Speaker 1 (12:36):
I spent my youth reading the back of shampoo bottles.
I want my phone.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
It's almost stressful. If you forget your phone.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
One, then you have a problem.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
One one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
I'm in and out, in and out. I don't need
a phone, I don't have time. I'm in and out. Really, yes, how.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
You're You're never just sitting there.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
I'm going to the bathroom. I go in and go
to the bathroom, I get out.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Take any time.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
It takes a minute.

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Okay. You could watch four TikTok videos of that time.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, and then you get.

Speaker 4 (13:05):
Lost in them and you keep scrolling like it for
fifteen minutes.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
Three point five out of five times, my one on
my feet is falling asleep.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
Oh dude, that that is ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'm standing up and I'm like, oh,
pins and needlesatos, Wow, for sure.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Well you had to get the rest of that story time. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (13:27):
Also, we sit too much. In general, We're not eating
enough fiber, which leads to a more straining which causes hemorrhoids.
And then also we're dehydrated, which also causes more constipation
and more straining, which is the biggest problem. That one
I didn't know tids. Yeah. Absolutely, So make sure you're hydrating,
make sure you're eating your fiber, and make sure you're

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not sitting so long that your feet fall asleep.

Speaker 2 (13:53):
Yeah, maybe if you described what a hemorrhoid ectomy is,
looks like or feels like, then I might be more
willing to adjust my phone routine.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Well, there there is. There is some butt stuff involved,
not in a good way.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Like they cut them out.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
The chief of colon and rectel Surgery Mount sin I said, yeah,
you you do not want to have hemorrhoid surgery. It's
not exactly the most comfortable thing.

Speaker 3 (14:19):
I remember.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I remember they used to have those donuts.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Little padded ring that TikTok was worth it.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
It is.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
Worth Yeah, you you've never watched a TikTok and had
a good laugh. It's like it helps, especially when both
are going at the same time.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Like and for it not so breaking news. The news
already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Our first story takes us to our neighbor up north
British Columbia, Lake Kathlin, where a man is being hailed
a hero. But they're definitely saying good on you, sir,
because this gentleman went for a walk just northwest of
Vancouver there around Lake Cathlin when a mountain lion approached him.

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And they tell you when a mountain lion approaches a cougar,
don't run, don't play that. You have to make yourself
look as big as possible. I remember going hiking in
Colorado and seeing the signs. You take your coat and
you pick your arms up. Make yourself look big. Never
turn your back, back away slowly. But if by some

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chance you are approached and attacked by cougar, you have
to fight back. Only better do it. And that's exactly
what this guy did. Punch the cougar in the face. Yes, wow,
he did sustain some non life threatening injuries, as you
would expect from a wild big cat, but sure enough

(16:02):
clocked that cougar hard enough where the cougar ran away
and the man is the man's going to be okay, dang.

Speaker 2 (16:09):
I cannot imagine being in that situation. That what you
would do, though, you'd have to fight, I mean, punch
him in the mouth, kicking, punching, fighting.

Speaker 1 (16:20):
I mean I remember one time getting entangled and rolling
around with a cougar, but that was a Friday night,
long time ago. Wow, out the wilderness. That's crazy, seen it,
see me see it. Story number two takes us over
to Denver, where a pastor by the name of Eli
Rigolotto and his wife Caitlin uh talk to their what

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do they call parishioners, congregation, congregation, and other Christian investors
and told them about the index coin, a new type
of cryptocurrency that would lead to abundance and blessings if
they were to invent best, which they did. They collected

(17:04):
three point four million dollars from friends and associates for
the index coin only bitcoin, which by the way, this
index coin has zero value. Wow. And investors did lose
all their money. And the Rigaldo's used the money for

(17:24):
home renovations, airline tickets, motel rooms, and luxury retail purchases.
And here's here's Pastor Eli Rigaldo talking about the situation.

Speaker 8 (17:38):
The charges are that Caitlin and I pocketed one point
three million dollars, and I just want to come out
and say that those charges are true. Out of that
one point three, half a million dollars went to the
irs and a few hundred thousand dollars went to a
homing model that the Lord told.

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Us to do.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
The Lord told us, how.

Speaker 1 (17:55):
Non shalot can you be? Yeah, yeah, we did it.
Lord told us to do it. We did it. Home
renovations and travel, that's what the Lord told us to do.

Speaker 3 (18:08):
I made a new bathroom.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
I just it's insanity, and it's insanity that a thinking
human being would go along with it right alone, an
entire congregation of people, that's it. And plus they're following
the in the footsteps of Hawktua girl. I mean, that's
gotta tell you something, right, right, mister pastor.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
Yeah, if you're gonna like just make up this is
this is my problem with cryptocurrency, Like it just it's
just made it's just made up. I mean granted all
money is made up, but still, I.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Mean, really, Okay, So for people on dating apps, you're
getting like constantly approached with crypto scams that that happens
on dating apps left him right, And the only reason
I know this my brother in law is on dating
apps and and like all the time, he's like always
like forwarding snapshots and he's like, girls are like, hey,
can we take this over to we chat or whatever
it is, and then how about you buy my cryptocurrency?

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Happens all the time. Really yeah, and we know enough
to know that's a scam. But when it comes from
a pastor, that's what ticks me off. That is a real.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
Betrayal for sure, because what's it called the tee, the
tithe tithe? Yeah, ten percent of a lot of places
ask for Yeah. And if you're that involved in your community,
in your church and you want to do that, that's fine.
But three point four million dollars and then but to
turn around and you're seeing renovations in your house of

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worship and that's where the money is going. Or there's
a trip that the whole time, what okay, But then
they turn around and they do home renovations and buy
airline tickets and luxury retail purchases. I'm kicking someone's ass.
There's no way.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
There's no way, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (19:57):
That church out east, don't they want like don't they
expect like sixty percent?

Speaker 2 (20:01):
I don't know. I went to that church once to
check it out, and they do get your real hyped
up to give money during the sermons, I mean hyped up.

Speaker 3 (20:10):
And the guy who's in charge of a parson, millionaire.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
Rod Parsley. Yeah, somebody gave him a private plane. He
says it was gifted to him. Yeah, I mean you've
righteous gemstones, yes, exactly to look at those situations as
a thinking human being. But I hate that you pray
upon people who have a genuine desire to like pursue
their faith and Jesus, and you pray upon those people

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for your own home renovations.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
That's disgusting, absolutely awful. That is your NAZO breaking news.
The Gods are coming to the King of Clubs Friday,
November twenty eighth, part of the blitz Fall concert series,
and we want to send you so if you want
to go eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh,
we have got your chance to win it as another
rock and rumble care versus Goose. So we need two

(21:01):
representatives for anyone who wants to go see Columbus's own
legendary rock band, the Gods the King of Clubs November
twenty eight. What do you got pulled up their opposite
movie titles today? Thick yep, yep, okay, very simple. Thick
has a list. He's gonna give us the name of
a movie, but it's going to be opposite of the

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actual movie title, and we have to figure out which
movie he's actually talking about. First person to five wins.
Let's get ourselves some representatives. Blitz Hi. Who's this is
Kyle Kyle All right, Kyle, do you want to be
represented by Goose or Kelly? Kelly?

Speaker 2 (21:40):
Kelly, Kyle and Kelly. It's the dream team two.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Days listen every morning. I know who wins this stuff.

Speaker 3 (21:49):
Okay, Kyle, Okay, I can't wait.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
I can't wait. You know what, Kyle, I'm gonna make
the declaration right now because ninety nine point nine percent
of the time when we do this game, we're like, oh,
we have next pair of tickets. Let's just give them
both tickets. Kyle, if I win today.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
You're not getting God.

Speaker 1 (22:09):
I'm making the proclamation right now.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Pressures on.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
I knew who.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Oh yes, that's our tagline, Kyle and Kelly, go Bucks
Michigan song.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
All right, let's get let's get my partner, blitz Hi.
Who's this? Leah? Arena Arena? All right, Arena Arena. It's
you and I and uh. I think you're You're in
the You're in the right spot. Today. I'm feeling I'm
fueled up today. I'm fueled up and angry today between

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the between the bad.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
Drivers and now, Kyle, So let me ask you this.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
If if Kelly does win, are you still giving Arena
an extra ticket?

Speaker 3 (22:56):
Yeah? For sure, But it's not talking crap.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
We're not talking crap saying mean things. Scare your cat.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
I feel good, Kyle, don't even worry about it. Don't
even worry about it.

Speaker 1 (23:13):
All right, God's the big tad. Kyle and Arena on.
Hold as we play, here we.

Speaker 3 (23:28):
Go too funny. Alright, Uh, who's going first?

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Go ahead, Kelly?

Speaker 2 (23:36):
All right, I'll go first.

Speaker 3 (23:38):
Bye, Kelly. Here it is opposite movie title. Give me
the actual movie title.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
High up, Clean Pride, High up, Oh, clean pride.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
Low down dirty scoundrel scoundrel scoundrels said load no dirty scoundrels. Wait, hey,
hang on, I'm still working it out in my mind.

Speaker 3 (24:03):
Oh, I thought you were answering.

Speaker 2 (24:04):
Low down something scoundrels, low down, filthy, dirty, low down?
What's the name of that movie?

Speaker 4 (24:20):
I don't know, but Goose can tell us. Since you
don't know, look high up, clean Pride.

Speaker 3 (24:28):
Oh he doesn't know either.

Speaker 1 (24:36):
Hell let on dirty scoundrels?

Speaker 3 (24:38):
Ah, what is it? Low down dirty shame?

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Shame?

Speaker 1 (24:43):
What movie?

Speaker 3 (24:44):
You've never heard? A? Low down dirty shame? Not never
heard of?

Speaker 2 (24:50):
What's the scoundrels?

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Dirty?

Speaker 2 (24:53):
Rotten scoundrel dirty rotten scoundrels.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Dirty shame. I've to look at that one up.

Speaker 4 (24:58):
All right, I never heard of it, all right, no
point goose dressed knife.

Speaker 1 (25:06):
Dressed knife, oh, naked gun?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Alright, give me a movie I've heard of this time?

Speaker 4 (25:15):
Please, all right, Life uglifies him.

Speaker 2 (25:21):
Death becomes her a.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Goose ahead from the past.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Well, I can't wait to see this musical. I heard
it's really good. I heard they did a really good
job with Back to the Future. Oh did they need
to make a third one? I don't know about the
third one?

Speaker 7 (25:45):
Yeah, it was okay, Kelly, leave Biggie, Leave Biggie, biggy.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
She's thinking hard, leave Biggie.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
Goose knows this one.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Kyle, you bert start praying. Let's see leave Biggie arrive, arrives,
leave arrive. I don't know pass get shorty.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
You don't think of leave arrived instead of leave it
or get it?

Speaker 7 (26:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I got it, I got it.

Speaker 1 (26:47):
Oh, don't get it tuned now, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
All right, Goose. Big civilians.

Speaker 1 (26:59):
Big civilians are big civilians are big civilians are small monsters?

Speaker 3 (27:11):
Uh cally for the steel.

Speaker 2 (27:16):
Big civilians?

Speaker 3 (27:21):
What you yourself? Big?

Speaker 2 (27:26):
Small civilians enlisted military small tiny uh yes, civilians uh little,

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little military.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (27:56):
It was? I forgot small soul. Oh that was what
I was thinking of.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
I don't know either.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, all right, well do you know this one? Kelly?
Happy young ladies?

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Why can't I get another?

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Why don't you settle down over there? I can't even
look at you because you're your glee is making me mad?
Joy say it again.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
Happy young ladies.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Oh you should know this.

Speaker 3 (28:38):
I know she knows the movie. She just can't think
of the name of it.

Speaker 1 (28:43):
Dirty old men, close, grumpy old man.

Speaker 2 (28:48):
Dirty old man.

Speaker 9 (28:51):
Secal everybody down.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Well, I failed so big, Kyle Alla, Oh, I'm so sad.

Speaker 1 (29:17):
I congratulation.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
I am so proud of you today, Goose Kyle, Kyle.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
I'm gonna give you tickets too. Yeah, you're gonna go
to see the gods as well. Now, unless the three
things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
Ohio's county fairs cannot stop visitors from bringing guns onto
their grounds. That's according to a new opinion from Attorney
General Dave Yost. Yost was responding to a request for
a formal legal opinion after an off duty police chief
was arrested last year at the Champagne County Fair. For
carrying a firearm that was in violation of the posted

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no guns policy at the fair. So Attorney General Davio says,
according to a two thousand and six law, fareboards cannot
make their own rules about whether to allow guns, only
the state can't, and the state allows it. Now, this
applies only two outdoor areas at county fairs. Any buildings

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on the fairgrounds may still have restrictions indoors under other
laws in the state. But I don't know. It's so weird,
like we seem to have trouble congregating at least in Columbus. Yeah,
like in Cincinnati, in Cleveland, like anywhere there's more than
four people, it seems like a shooting breaks out or

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fights or something. It's like, we have a problem.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
I remember twenty between twenty seventeen and twenty twenty, I
lived in downtown Denver, and we definitely there were around
that time we saw over the news and increase in
the instances and violence, if you will. And then I
moved back home to Detroit, which forever had a reputation.

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Not nearly as much stuff did I see in terms
of congregating and groups, And there was some stuff, And
then ever since moving here in February, I've seen quite
a bit on the news.

Speaker 2 (31:27):
It's pretty wild. And I'm not saying people shouldn't be
allowed to carry us. I guess I'm not saying that.
I'm just questioning what has happened in our society, at
least in Columbus, and in society where an off duty
police chief can't have a gun. That seems weird to me.
You would arrest this guy out of a county fair.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
People are just so angry, I guess though.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
I mean, it's like, you can't have a taco festival
here without something happening. You can't have the Ohio State
Fair without a giant group of kids getting in a
giant fight and be kicked out and all that's I
don't know, it's insane. It's really disheartening.

Speaker 1 (32:05):
We we can't have nice things.

Speaker 2 (32:06):
Yeah, you want to go to the jazz fest, You'll
want to go, But do you I don't know. A
massive magnitude eight point eight earthquake struck off Russia's specific
coast yesterday, sparking tsunami warnings and evacuations of coastal areas
that includes Hawaii and the US West Coast last night
in Hawaii. Hawaii told everyone to leave the beaches and

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evacuate low lying areas for higher ground, or take to
shelter on at least the fourth floor of your building.

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Did you see the news coverage of people partying on
their hotel balconies. No, people were out on their balconies,
like partying and screaming and hooting and hollering, and then
some people were actually walking out on the boat docks and.

Speaker 2 (32:47):
It's like you idiots, Yeah, that's stupid, Like party on.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Your fifth floor balcony, have a good time waiting for
the giant wave to come in if you want to,
but to walk out on the because something like that'll
come out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Oh yeah, we saw that Thailand. It was two thousand
and seven or whatever. But yeah, they had the tsunami
warnings blowing every thirty minutes I think in Hawaii, which
would be so eerie, wouldn't But anyway, that warning has
since been downgraded to an advisory. Ozzy Osbourne will be
celebrated in his hometown of Birmingham, England, today. He died
last week, just weeks after performing a farewell show with

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his Bam Black Sabbath The seventy six year old's body
will be carried on ahears throughout the streets alongside a
brass band. The procession will make its way down Broad
Street to the Black Sabbath Bridge and Bench, where thousands
of fans have left messages, flowers, balloons. The Osbourne families
covering all costs of this procession and will be in attendance.

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The procession starts at eight am Our time, which is
one pm Bridge summertime. There is an ongoing live stream
at the Black Sabbath Bench, so you can log in
right now you'll be able to see a piece of
this again. It starts at eight o'clock, but it is
live streaming right now and you can see all of
the gifts and the notes and everything people with left
for Auzzy. It's at Black Sabbath Bench dot co dot

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uk and you can get to the live stream from there.
And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Okay, I got to share this post that I saw
on Facebook. Well, actually I didn't see it. Nora saw
it while we were golfing yesterday. She was chilling in
her side seat there and she shows me this Facebook
poach because she's part of the Hilliard group just to
see what's going on. She likes to follow like the
different things because we learn about what.

Speaker 3 (34:39):
People in the now. Yeah yeah, I and then.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
You find out about things going on or maybe there's
like a live music event on Main Street down there,
or give me the.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Gospel, the gospel the drama put it on their babies.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Okay, well here's one for you. Uh Hilliard go posted
on the Hilliard People in the Know. Due to a
fecal incident at the Hilliard Family Aquatic Center on Monday,
July twenty eighth, we are temporary closed for proper sanitation
and accordinates with health and safety guidelines. As a result,

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the pool will open at four pm Tuesday, July twenty ninth.
We understand this is an inconvenience and appropriate appreciate your
patients and understanding as we work to ensure the water
is save for all swimmers. To help keep the pool
safe and clean for everyone, Please remember swim diapers are
required for young children or anyone not fully toilet trained.
We kindly ask that you do not swim if you've
had diarrhea in the past fourteen days.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Listen, you're really cutting into my summer if I have
to wait fourteen days past a diarrhea incident.

Speaker 3 (35:41):
Fourteen days that seems like a lot. Yeah, what the heck?
I mean, you better be in the hospital if you
have diarrhea that long.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
The community pool is open from noon to eight pm.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
All right, No, I just dumping the Hilliard pool cod
That was the post.

Speaker 1 (35:55):
But then someone reposted and commented, and the comment was
does anyone know what happened? Someone duty like, what do
you mean? Does anyone know what happened?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Does anyone know who did it? That may be a
better phrasing of it, because I would like a name.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Someone out.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
What would you do with the name?

Speaker 2 (36:24):
I mean, I don't know. I guess not. I don't
want to. Dobody accidentally crapped their drawers in the pool.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
But here's the thing. That was obviously a kid. They
have a reminder swin diapers required for.

Speaker 2 (36:34):
Young children diarrhea. That could be any of us. You know.
It's like, did they like, was it okay? Do you
find something floating? Or was there like a yes?

Speaker 1 (36:47):
Exactly? A lifeguard has someone employed has to call.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
If it's a kid and a diaper. Isn't there a
separate kiddie pool? Like you only need to there is
a kiddy pool, so but maybe you're dry and you're
a little diaper kid around in the in the big pool.
You're kind of holding them around, and I'm figuring it's
about a boy thing.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Are we talking a are we talking a torpedo or
a napalm? Is it which one was? That?

Speaker 2 (37:14):
Those are the details we need. I appreciate that reposts.
Don't be shamed by your repost. If you're the one
who did.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
Does anyone know what happen?

Speaker 2 (37:23):
I want to know to we all. I need to
know there was a fecal matter, an ongoing fecal matter.
I think it's a fecal incident. Fecal incident.

Speaker 1 (37:32):
Yes, it was a fecal incident.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
I mean it could be anything, right. Did somebody jump
off the high dive and the pressure from the bounce just.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Could you imagine just as you launch off, what's gonna
hit first the dukie or you like, as you're chumming
off the diving boar? Yeah, it's and it just comes
right out.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Like a twelve year old and he said to his friends, Hey,
video this, I got got something.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Oh you just here poop poop and then scooche and
then you know, kids like.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
To like pull their drawers down, and during a high
jump off the high dive, you pull your drawers down.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
I know it happened. Someone went to cannonball and it
opened everything up. When they pulled their legs up, they
had the old squatty potty motion and it just came out.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
I think we've narrowed it down.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
I think you're right.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Oh please let TikTok oh man.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Well, I feel that we should do our public duty
and let people know to keep an eye out. Apparently
we have someone kind of running around town just like
taking their clothes off. We're just crazy to think that
you could just be out and about, you come around
the corner on your hike and there's just someone standing

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there pulling a fishing rod with no clothes on.

Speaker 3 (38:56):
Yeah, very strangely, I would think you would support this.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
I support it.

Speaker 8 (39:01):
But.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
So so thick. Why is it you're taking your clothes
off at the fishing Not me, man, Not according to
your wife? Ha No, ne seriously, not according to your wife.
What are you talking about? We got it, Kelly and
I got a text yesterday. We gotta we have to
know why you're taking your clothes off when you fish
at the ponds.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Oh, because I got the mosquito bites on my ass.

Speaker 2 (39:22):
Okay, here's the thing is, he was talking about how
he got it some mosquito bites on his body, like
we're clothes should be. But then the first thing he
said is they can get you through your jeans. And
I'm like, eh, Candy.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
It was short, it's an underwear. I'm surprised.

Speaker 2 (39:39):
So I got like six in a row on my
left because it happened when you were naked.

Speaker 3 (39:43):
Okay, well that's not true. And yesterday I was doing yardwork.
I wasn't fishing, but I was.

Speaker 4 (39:48):
Down on my knees pulling weeds and they bent my
all over my ass.

Speaker 2 (39:52):
Uh huh, Well a real story, No, Heather, this is
a real story because Heather says you bared your butt
to her and said, look at all these mosquito bites.
And She's like, how is this happening unless you're naked,
And I'm kind of asking the same question. We're going
to put it on the Hilliard people in the.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Know watch Watch off of the Naked Fisherman.

Speaker 3 (40:14):
I have twenty seven mosquito bites on me right now?

Speaker 2 (40:16):
Did you have her count? Them because you can't see
all the way back there, or were you just feeling
around mirror? But I would bend over and look between
your legs. Is that how you did it?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
It was, no, it's not. It was turned around and
look at my butt.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Did you give yourself the old one eye wink?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
Forgot I feel like he did.

Speaker 1 (40:33):
Yeah, he turned around. Yeah, he was like, oh, hey,
they're beautiful anyway, gave it wink, gave a little little squeeze,
just the the old one eye wink.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
How many are in the taintal area.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
There's one on my thigh. I'm like, how did that
would get there?

Speaker 2 (40:54):
They were making their way up there, your your thighs.

Speaker 9 (40:57):
Must have.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
She turned around a bend over and heard game the
old Yeah. Well, I'm sorry that you're suffering that many
mosquito bites. It's like reading braille.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
Yes it is, man, I mean I can, in fact,
I can feel them through my clothes.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Like it's crazy.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I just I feel like because you were wearing shorts
and mosquito might take the path of least resistance, not
through your shorts and undies, but just right to the legs.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
I told you they saw that big ass.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
I mean we did an army of mosquitoes crawl up
your legs and just make it as far as they could.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Okay, Trevisa's rick. Do you need a thermo cell? They're amazing.
You can carry it on your side.

Speaker 3 (41:39):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (41:39):
Thermo cell? Is like a mosquito deterrent. It's like carrying
your own sech an old right like thing with you.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
Well, oh, yeah, that's what it is.

Speaker 2 (41:50):
This person said you were reading the braille note the
mosquitos left behind.

Speaker 1 (41:54):
Yeah exactly, yeah, you go, that's what it says right there,
as he rubs his finger over it.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
I do.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
All right, Well, get yourself a get yourself a thermo
cell next time you go fishing out. And because it's
it's definitely they're they're they're definitely about this year for sure.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
Did you have Heather put the anti itch cream on
your butt?

Speaker 1 (42:15):
No?

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I did it myself.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
I feel like you didn't if you were willing to
bend over in your wife's face to have her out
your mosquito bites.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
No more on the inside of the crack.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Just like there, you're going to see more.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
That's him right, No, it's a really big mosquito bite.
Just get in there in Sean said.

Speaker 3 (42:36):
Was he wearing umbros?

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah? Exactly were you wearing umbros? Because those are player
clear up your thighn made it the way their way
to your butt. I find this to be a wildly
fantastic story, and fantastic in the in the way you would,
uh say, say, unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (42:56):
I don't I don't believe your mosquito bites.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
I want to see them.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
I believe they're there. I just don't believe they got
you through clothes. I believe you might have been out
in your yard doing a little bit of a roll
around in that lush grass you have out there.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
And you know some people like to garden in a thong.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (43:14):
Does I am not one of them? No? No, all right,
I'm pretty sure it's a universal truth that we've all
at one point tried to do something to impress someone
we wanted to maybe click up with, or you know,
make your boyfriend or girlfriend. Yeah, Kelly, do you remember

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something you did to try and impress?

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Seeing as I did not get any proposal for marriage
until I was thirty eight years old, I've done nothing
to impress anybody. I wish I could hand out tips, tricks,
I've got none. I have no game, no flirting game whatsoever.
I just I'm winging it every day. I go out

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there on a prayer every day. Okay, the things are
going to go right for me. I don't know how
to make it happen, though.

Speaker 1 (44:09):
I think I told this story one time before. But
I remember there was a girl I took on a date.
We were going to have a second date, and it
was a nice little wine dinner at the Melting Pot restaurant.
But she worked in a hospital and she goes, I
don't know if I have time to get there, and
I was like, don't worry about it. And I went
to Macy's and I bought three different outfits for her

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so she could change real quick. And some people said
that was really sweet. Some people said that was really creepy.

Speaker 2 (44:36):
How long have you been dating?

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh, it's like our third date, second date, third date,
something like that, very early, very very very early.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
How did she take it?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
I can't remember. This is a long time ago. I
think I think she thought it was cute.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
Okay, that's all that mattered.

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Yeah, if I remember correctly, Thank you, ever ever trying
to impress anyone do something really crazy to try and
impress someone.

Speaker 3 (44:58):
Not successfully, no ever impressed the opposite sex.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
All right, Well, what's thing? What's something you tried?

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
I've been married so long, I can't remember anything, all right, eight.

Speaker 1 (45:10):
One ninety nine seven? Oh, what's something you did? Like
the dumbest thing you did to try and impress someone
of the opposite sex.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
I feel like anything I've ever done in my life
up to Charlie could be considered light stalking because I
just didn't know how else to flirt. Okay, did you
just try to show up wherever they're gonna be.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Yeah, that's that's definite. And I did that so.

Speaker 2 (45:30):
Charlie as well. But it worked so and now I've
been happily married for almost twenty two years.

Speaker 3 (45:37):
I'm still here, okay.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
And I do remember doing in high school driving past
the girl's house multiple times.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
Well, not stopping, just driving back, slowing way down.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
This one says, I DM my crush a playlist that
I air quote made just for her. Turns out Spotify
made it bay on her ex's profile. I was creeping.
Her first reply back was you know that's his breakup playlist? Right?
That reminds me of the time in high school where

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I wrote a card to my girlfriend and inside I
wrote this poem. Let me read the poem to you
real quick. Of what I wrote. I'm alone. I don't
know if I can face the night. I'm in tears
and the crying that I do is for you. I
want your love. Let's break the walls between us. Don't

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make it tough. I'll put away my pride. Enough is enough.
I've suffered and I've seen the light. Anyone, Angel, Angel? Yeah,
I got called out for that one blitz, Good morning, Hi,
who's this. What's the dumbest thing you've ever done to

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impress the opposite sex?

Speaker 10 (47:01):
I think the dumbest thing I've ever done was jump
off of rock Nell Cliff in Lancashire, Ohio.

Speaker 5 (47:11):
I ended up jumping off there on a hot summer day.

Speaker 1 (47:13):
It didn't have a lot of water in it, and
I broke my ankle. Oh the water wasn't deep enough. Yeah,
jumped too.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
So there was a cute girl there. You're like, hey,
watch this, you broke your ankle. Does she at least
help you get to the hospital.

Speaker 5 (47:30):
We started dating for like two three years.

Speaker 1 (47:33):
Okay, something came.

Speaker 2 (47:36):
Now, can you tell when a storm's coming still in
your ankle?

Speaker 1 (47:41):
Oh absolutely, bigger question? Was the sex worth the broken ankle? Oh? Absolutely? Okay,
that's all that matters.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
That's all that matters.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Good shot man, Thank you for the call of a
great one.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
Blitz Hi, who's this good morning?

Speaker 1 (47:59):
As what's the dumbest thing you've ever done to impress
the opposite sex? All right?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
So a friend of mine had a graduation party at
a Airbnb out of Indian Lake and no one wanted
to jump off the docks. I was like, well, I'll
get her attention by doing the biggest handball right. The
water was only like two and a half foot deep. Yeah,
but hit the bottom she got filled with the muscle
shells and stuff like that. Oh by truer grasped my

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ash sheet.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
Oh no, that was she impressed.

Speaker 5 (48:34):
And to top it off, everyone laughed at me.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Of course, I'm share the life of the party. Please
tell me you got a date out of it?

Speaker 5 (48:44):
Uh no, but I'm still friends with them to this day.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Oh there you go.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
Okay, all right, appreciate contrast. To have a great one,
this person says, I learned how to rollerblade at twenty
five to try and impress the girl who I was into.
She was into skating. First time out, I fell so hard.
My apple watch called nine one one eight hundred eight
two one ninety nine seven. Oh, what's the dumbest thing
you've ever done to impress the opposite sex? Ninety had

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seven the blitz dumbest thing You've ever done to impress
the opposite sex? Josh is on the phone. What's up, Josh? Hey,
what's going on? Good morning? Good morning man. What's the
dumbest thing you've ever done to impress the opposite sex?

Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (49:24):
My late twenty if I lived in these apartments thatwhere
above a bar. I was just kind of hanging out
there casually. On an evening, the super hot girl was there.
I was trying to talk to her, and she said
that she only talked to guys who dressed nice. Because
I was just there in shorts and some T shirts.
I ran up to my apartment, I put on my suit,
I came back down to her. I walked up and
I said, so would you talk to me now?

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Someone like this?

Speaker 10 (49:46):
Is this the people you like to talk to? And
she was a floored.

Speaker 11 (49:49):
She didn't know what to say and I left.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (49:53):
She didn't talk to you after that.

Speaker 2 (49:55):
Yeah, but you rejected her, right, I was showing her
what was up.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Yes, good for you.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
This is what you missed out on.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Yeah, good for you, Josh, I like it. Thanks comment,
Thank you so much. This person says I bought floor
seats to a Sixers game just so I could accidentally
bump into a girl I saw a post about being there.

Speaker 2 (50:21):
Oh nice.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
Turns out she was on a date. I left it halftime.

Speaker 2 (50:24):
But that is the light. It's the light stalking.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
I'm talking, that is the light.

Speaker 2 (50:28):
It's a little bit of light stalking. That doesn't hurt anybody.
This person said I lit fifty candles in the bedroom
and it was one hundred degrees. She was not impressed.

Speaker 1 (50:38):
That sounds like a fire.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Has Scott texted that in? Danielle said, I was sixteen
years old. I used to leave single roses on my
thirty eight year old boss's windshield at my first job.
Looking back, that was not a good idea.

Speaker 1 (50:50):
Not a good idea at all, Danielle Man. This person
says I told the girl I was in a band.
I'm not in a band. She hasked to come to
a show. I panicked, learned Wonderwall on guitar and played
it in my garage for her. Her exact words were,
oh cool, Oh that makes me sad. But you can't
lie and say you're in a band I know and

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they sit there and play Wonderwall.

Speaker 3 (51:16):
Come on, really, he tried his best for effort.

Speaker 1 (51:20):
I mean, I guess if you're gonna quickly learn a song,
you learn like a song with you know, three chords,
and that's it. But come on, eight hundred eighty two
one ninety nine to seven oer the dumbest thing you've
ever done to impress the oppositive sex. I pretended I
was vegan for a girl and went on a tofu
taco date. Had to stop at sheets on the way

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home to crush two hot dogs in secret like a raccoon.

Speaker 2 (51:45):
All right, because you're starving.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
I don't know if I could do.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
That at all.

Speaker 4 (51:50):
So you thrown your hands up for th River said,
I lit my t shirt on fire and jumped into.

Speaker 3 (51:55):
A lake to ask a girl to prom and she
didn't even kiss me. Oh it's a lot. That's a
lot going on there.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
That is a lot. I am not setting myself on
fire for anyone.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
I feel like that's a that's a lot to do
for a kiss.

Speaker 1 (52:08):
That is.

Speaker 2 (52:09):
I bet you could get someone to kiss you without
lighting your shirt on fire.

Speaker 1 (52:12):
I bet you could.

Speaker 8 (52:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
I mean I've seen people on the internet just hold
up a sign on the street corner and get a kiss. Yeah.
So no setting yourself on fire. Of the blitz. Now
the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
It may soon cost more to have a night out
in the Short North. The Short North Community Authorities proposing
a new fee on purchases in the area. They say
the money would be used to improve safety and cleanliness
in the popular entertainment district. No word yet on how
much that fee would be or exactly where the money
would go. This is the most insane proposal. Literally, the

(52:52):
city of Columbus is supposed to provide safety and cleanliness,
so a Short North.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
It's like the movie wrote House, the Jasper Improvement Society.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Everybody gives right, well, let's take the money.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
One guy just sitting here getting rich off of it.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I just don't understand this, truly, I guess I'm confused. Anyway. Finally,
the Food and Drug Administration is going after a substance
readily available at convenience stores and vape shops across the
US that has led him many down the road to
very serious addiction. Officials say they are beginning the process
to classify kretom as an illicit drug. The drug's actually

(53:31):
seven H It's a byproduct of cretum, which is also
known as gas station heroin. Seven oh interacts with opioid
receptors in the body, just like prescription opioids would. It
is highly addictive and you'll I've seen some interviews where
these vape shop people will say people come in six
seven times a day to buy a house.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
It's legal.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
It blows your mind. It blows your mind. People get
addicted to these these drugs like things that are readily
available right now at a convenience store or smoke shop. Cretim, kava, tneptine, fenebit,
and akuama. These things are all none of them are regulated,
and they're all addictive.

Speaker 1 (54:15):
Like what do they what are they their marketing for?

Speaker 2 (54:18):
They're meant for. They market mood enhancers. There's a lot
of them. Come and drink form H mood enhancers, relaxance,
dietary supplements, alcohol replacements. Like if you don't want to
drink alcohol. Here's a safer route to go, but enjoy
your addiction. I guess after that, it's a tool for
pain management, they say, sort of a natural tool for

(54:42):
pain managed treatment. Centers are seeing more and more people
who need help with withdrawal from creatom and treatment for
addiction to these substances. So it is a really horrible
thing that has been really a problem for years. But
people are now just become a sort of more comfortable
with admitting that they cannot stop with cradles.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
Is this similar to like, because I remember it used
to be k twoice something like that.

Speaker 1 (55:16):
Fake weed or what weed.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
Yeah, it's all that fake stuff that winds up in
a convenience if you can buy it in a convenience. Mummar,
don't take it. I should do it right rescuers, But
this is a really crazy story. Rescuers back at it today,
trying to reach German Olympic gold medalist Laura Dahlmeyer on
a peak and the Karakora Cora Mountains in northern Pakistan.

(55:38):
Dallmeyer is a retired Olympic biathlete. She suffered serious injuries
in a rock fall on Monday at nearly nineteen thousand
feet and her climbing partner was able to send out
a distress signal. She was able to get down to
base camp, but needed help to get down there, and
Dollmeyer is still up there. There are a couple of

(55:59):
Americans who were at tempting that same ascent and they
have joined it in the rescue operation. There are military
helicopters ready to go, they're on standby, but the weather
is so terrible they can't send the helicopters up. So
people are on foot trying to get to this woman.
But she's been there since Monday, and they basically say
they are it's pretty critical that they find her immediately.

(56:22):
So I don't know, man, good luck. Yeah, this is
a really difficult mountain climbing expedition. I guess I don't
understand the desire to climb a mountain, but not that high.
God bless you know you're we.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
Did some fourteen thousand. We did fourteen ers is what
they're called in Colorado. You hike the trail or whatever,
but you don't do it in the middle of winter,
and you know that's obviously much less than twenty five
thousand feet or whatever. St Oh, it's a hyke that's good,
but you know, if you do it in the summer,
it's it's just a long walk. You're not going through
treacherous ice and snow.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
And yeah, uh uh ye, all right, those are your
three things.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I don't know what the number is. It's something astronomical
like sixty eight percent of Americans or living paycheck to paycheck.
We all know prices are going up. It's it's tough
out there. Is it a full blown recession? I'm not
an economist. I don't know. I don't know all the
full details, but a lot of people are saying we
could be heading two a more serious recession. And there
is one sign that people are talking about, and that

(57:26):
is what we're drinking, because apparently there has been this
huge uptick in the trailer park sprits, which has been
dubbed the drink of the Summer and the trailer park Sprits.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
I mean, it sounds delicious already, But tell me what's also.

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Known as the NASCAR NEGRONI can I guess? Sure?

Speaker 3 (57:50):
Is it like wine and sprite?

Speaker 1 (57:52):
Well? No, apparently it's supposed to be an s brawl,
a squeeze a lemon and some prosecco and april sprits
is basically what the original trink is. What that stuff
is is like a.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Champagne almost with a sell in lieu of champagne, right,
a sweet champagne.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
It's it's good, it's good. You can make a nice
little mimosa or a man mosa on it. But now
people are trading in the prosecco for uh, the hobo version,
a splash of april, some lemon, and instead of the prosecco,
they're using Miller High Life beer or any form of beer.

(58:38):
But a lot of people are using the Champagne of beers.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Miller changes the whole thing it does.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Price wise and taste wise. But a lot of people
are noticing that instead of buying the more expensive stuff
like the prosecco, they're going with the Champagne of beers.
And some people are saying that is a sign. The
experts are saying the rise of popularity of the spaghette
also known that what it's known by him could be

(59:06):
due to drinkers keeping an eye on their wallets, which
would be a sign of a recession. Whether it's true
or not, I don't know. I mean, they're saying in
Aperol sprits in New York City's gonna cost you about
twenty bucks if you want to drink okay, is this.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
Something we should do for taste tests Tuesday?

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Like, that's not a bad idea. That's not a bad idea.
High life and uh apperl.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Sprits Okay and then a squeeze a lemon.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I mean I bet that would go, didn't we I didn't?
Who hit us up? Huey McGee's hit us up. They're
gonna come in for tastests Tuesday. I mean, what goes
better with some chicken fingers than a little I think
we have to do it a little Nascar and the Gronie.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
I don't know, but Doug said the trailer park sprints
will give you the trailer park.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
Yeah. That does sound like it for sure. So just
just a word of the wise. It might be a
sign that we're headed for a bit more of a recession.
We'll have to wait and see.

Speaker 6 (01:00:05):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
First story takes us overseas to Mumbai, India, where a
twenty seven year old businessman by the name of Rafael
Samuel intends to sue his parents for bringing him into
the world without his consent. Samuel believes that life entails
suffering and argues that individuals should be compensated for being born.

(01:00:34):
His parents, who are both lawyers by the way, appear
to be handling the situation with humor. His mother acknowledged
his boldness and expresses willingness to accept fault if he
could provide a rational explanation for seeking consent before birth.
Despite facing criticism and negative responses, he remains steadfast in
his belief that a world without human beings would be better. Okay, sure.

(01:01:01):
He plans to file a lawsuit emphasize his points, even
though he anticipates it will most likely be dismissed. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
I did used to say that to my parents, though,
didn't you As a kid, I didn't ask to be born.
Like when was just giving they're coming down too hard
on me. I was like, hey, hey man, I didn't
ask to be born.

Speaker 1 (01:01:21):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
It did not go over well, But I also.

Speaker 1 (01:01:24):
Learned very early that I very easily could be taken
out of this world and another one made just like it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Exactly right.

Speaker 1 (01:01:32):
That told a lot too.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
I brought you into this world.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I could take care two backups right behind right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
Joint number two takes us to Wisconsin, where eighty five
people fell ill after unknowingly consuming THHC infused food from
a local pizzeria. The CDC reported that customers ranging an
age from one to ninety one experience symptoms consistent with
THC and TIP after eating things like pizza, garlic, bread,

(01:02:02):
and sandwiches from the pizza shop. Seven of them actually
had to go to the hospital. Although I don't know
if the hospital was very necessary. It says they were
hospitalized due to symptoms such as dizziness, sleepiness, and anxiety.
You were high. Take a nap, you'll be fine. Right
the pizza. Here's what happened. The pizzeria shared a kitchen

(01:02:24):
with a state licensed to business that used THC and
fused cooking oil in their food, so they had unintentional contamination.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Actually grabbed the wrong level.

Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Yeah, the wrong butter. You grab the wrong butter to
make those garlic knots. Following an investigation, the pizzeria reopened
after cleaning and sanitizing. I mean that that would be
a little weird if you were just sitting down on
the couch having a little pizza from your local pizza shop,
and about thirty five forty five minutes later, you're like,
wait a minute, I think we're dying up with him?

Speaker 2 (01:03:01):
Where everyone staring a him?

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
Why is happy Gilmour talking so slow on the tv?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
The weed?

Speaker 1 (01:03:13):
That's about it that you're not so breaking news? All right,
it's a Wednesday, which means it's time for blitz Therapy,
brought to you by tri Statement's Health. We got an
email here, Uh, Jeremy wrote us because Jeremy is on
the dating apps, and he says, look, I've heard you
guys talk about the dating apps before, including what people

(01:03:37):
lie about on the dating apps. Because yeah, people do that.
People lie on the dating apps. That's for sure. That
is for certain. It's a given. Most likely, I would
say there's a one chance at least one thing on
someone's profile is at least at the very minimum enhanced.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I feel like I would lie about in being fun
because I need to hook. I'm not really that fun,
but I think I would really talk that up, like
I love act outdoor activities and really I'm kind of
an indoor gl but I might talk that up a
little bit more like, oh yeah, I love to hike.
I will do a hike.

Speaker 4 (01:04:14):
But what are you going to do when they ask
you to do this, that, and the other thing that
you say you'd like to do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
You cross that bridge when you get.

Speaker 1 (01:04:22):
To fair enough, He says, I would like to know
from women who listen to your show what I should do.
So Jeremy is directing this question towards women. So, Kelly,
this might be perfect to you. I'm having a hard
time financially at the moment, and I wondered if I
need to say that in my profile. I'm not homeless

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and I do work. It's just a constant struggle. I
don't want to scare women off, but I also want
to come off like I'm trying to hide it. Should
I just not mention it and let it come out naturally?
Or am I upfront about it? Like, Hey, things are
a little tight right now, Jeremy, we'll get you an answer.
Eight ninety nine seven, oh before the the the the

(01:05:07):
lady of the studio answers. Let me tell you, Jeremy,
I'm not gonna put it on there. I'm gonna lie
about it, but I'm not just gonna put it out there. Hey,
by the way, things are tough right now. I'm struggling.
I'm getting by, But it's like, I'm not putting that
on there. Look, if you're gonna go on a date,
you know, you do you do the coffee date, or

(01:05:29):
you do the you know, grab a drink and go
for a walk kind of date. Take it to the cory,
a nice little nature hike over there. But I don't
think I'm putting it out there, Kelly, are you gonna
be Are you gonna be turned off? You're gonna swipe
left if someone says, hey, things are tough financially right now?

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
No I am. I don't put that on your profile.
What are you nuts? Do not put that on your profile?
You're not lying? That can come up in a first
date discussion like hey, because most people aren't probably in
your situation, Tommy, Yeah, it's like you're not alone here.
You don't need to focus on that. But that is
a daily struggle for most people. Is we're all trying
to make it. We're all, you know, doing our best.

(01:06:07):
And I think you can absolutely that could be a
conversation piece eight.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
Ninety nine seven, Oh ladies, are you gonna be completely
turned off? And swipe left? Or whatever. The what's the denial?
Is that left or right? I can't remember the other day, okay,
but it's the swipe left on a guy who admits
that things are a bit tough financially right now, blitz hi,
who's this ron? What's up? Man? Would you put out
there that things are financially rough on your dating profile?

Speaker 10 (01:06:35):
Absolutely not? I mean you put it on your profile
swipe left, swipeoile. I mean every woman that goes out
on a date, a first date with the guy who
is looking at every signal, every sign, if she goes
out to dinner, you know they're gonna be sitting there
thinking like, oh, what is he buying? A better, bigger meal,
the more expense he wanted to do? You're gonna buy
any more drains? You know, it's signs and all these girls,
I mean all women know that what they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
Look at and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
Okay, all right? I mean I would say financial security
is something that you know comes up in a conversation.
But as Kelly mentioned.

Speaker 10 (01:07:08):
On the first date, okay, what do you do for
a living?

Speaker 2 (01:07:13):
If you get into it and you feel comfortable with someone,
you can be like, hey, you know, I'm just like
ever just trying to get by whatever. But I feel
like you could have a conversation on the phone first
and decide that your first date isn't going to be
at some restaurant where this you know, the expectation is
going to be.

Speaker 10 (01:07:28):
High, right, and that's the signal to the woman, like, oh,
he doesn't want to take me to a restaurant, he
wants to take me the like olive garden.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:07:35):
I mean I think the woman would sit there and
you know, think of that herself, that the guy doesn't
have a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
If I can't bust out a group on on the
first date, you're not a woman for me. I'm just saying,
there's anything wrong.

Speaker 10 (01:07:48):
You have to take one home, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
Yeah, thanks for the comment.

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
I do see what he's saying. Absolutely, I see what
he's said. You know, there are some people who are
looking for somebody who can help make their lives more
finale secure. Most of us actually are. You want to
pair up and you want a good connection emotional like
you know, compatibility and all that stuff. You want to
be having a great time, but also you know it

(01:08:13):
does it should improve your life in every way to
get together with someone. It should and that doesn't mean
you have to be rich. It just means you have
to be like working hard and being responsible.

Speaker 1 (01:08:24):
That's maybe you can build something together to financial success. Blitz,
good morning.

Speaker 11 (01:08:28):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
Hey guys, this is Dan.

Speaker 5 (01:08:32):
I called in with a what segment to call what
grinds my gears?

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:37):
Yes, Dan, and you know what fellas?

Speaker 10 (01:08:40):
I gotta tell you what my getting like the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:08:43):
I appreciate you what grinds your gears? What if you're
dropping bombs like that?

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
We can't man clean up the language and call back.

Speaker 1 (01:08:53):
I get how upset you are about it, but yeah,
that doesn't work on the radio.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
So sad is dating life was not so great?

Speaker 1 (01:09:01):
That's exactly what it said eight hundred eight two one
ninety nine seven. L Are you putting it out there
with such emphasis on the F too? Get it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Listen? I really appreciated that, though I did. I felt
the severity, pysicious.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
Feel the frustration, Dan, But you can't put that much
oomph on the F F word.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Yeah you really did.

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Ninety nine. Have we not learned in twenty twenty five
that you can't drop those words on the radio when it's.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
Part of your daily language? Sort of like how people
used to it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
That is true.

Speaker 2 (01:09:39):
We are used to absolutely censoring ourselves. That is an
every day that's second nature.

Speaker 1 (01:09:44):
Less if your emotional about something like you're dating, life,
that going on, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:09:48):
Like when you're watching sports or any live TV in
somebody's slips and.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Oh, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
It's it's how people talk calm down. True, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:57):
Eight hundred one ninety ninety seven. L are you putting
ou out your your financial difficulties on your dating app profile?
I had seven of the blitz All right, this splitch
therapy on a Wednesday, brought to you by try State Mentel.
Jimmy wants to know should he put his financial troubles

(01:10:17):
on his dating app? Not troubles, but he.

Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Says he's bless you, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
He says he's struggling.

Speaker 4 (01:10:25):
Well, you just said earlier seventy percent of America lives
paycheck the paycheck right, and he's part of the seventies.

Speaker 1 (01:10:30):
Part of it. Yep, he's not homeless. He works, but
he says it's a costume struggle. Yah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:36):
Yeah, you don't focus on the negatives on your dating
profile like you focus on all the positives all right, everybody,
We'll get to the negatives later.

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Right, Well, Nicky said, not that I'm remotely interested in dating. However,
I certainly wouldn't put on my profile single mom with
no child support. Right, well, you're not putting that kind
of stuff out there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
That's that is worthy of a discussion, but not on
your dating profile.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:11:01):
Absolutely. Let's see, we've got eight two two six saying yeah, no,
I'm not putting it out there eight one zero one.
I mean, don't lie in your profile. But also, if
it comes up what a person's worth is, you got
to respect that they can relate. The times are tough.

(01:11:22):
I would say that's the biggest thing. I think a
lot of people can relate that the times are tough.
Blitz Hi, who's this Amy? Amy?

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Hi, Amy? How are you today?

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Good?

Speaker 1 (01:11:33):
All right, So you've come across a dating profile and
you're looking at it and it says, you know, enjoy
long walks on the beach, I enjoy stand up comedy,
I enjoy old black and white movies, and things are
a little financially tough. Right now, are you swiping left
or right?

Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I'll go right.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
I mean to not know anybody's business not too.

Speaker 1 (01:11:57):
Like a first date. I don't know if it's anyone's
business on a first date what you're going through financially,
it's not if you're looking for somebody.

Speaker 5 (01:12:06):
You're looking for somebody to help you, not for them
to all the money, right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
I think it's more about trying to find a companion
and do things together.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
Although you could say looking for a sugar mama.

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Oh that would absolutely, that is true. Just get yourself
a sugar mama and you don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:31):
You will complete my life.

Speaker 1 (01:12:32):
Yes, absolutely, this is what I bring to the table.
Do you bring a pocketbook? Checkbook to the table? I'm sorry,
I'm sorry you and I would never work. I'm sorry.
I appreciate the phone call, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
I mean, I swear, I don't know how single people
unless they make a lot of money, which obviously he
does not.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I don't know how they get anywhere. I mean, it
takes a team. Now, if you want to own.

Speaker 4 (01:13:04):
A home and you know, I mean, it's not cheap
out there, know how. I don't know how a single
you know, one parent works and the other one doesn't.

Speaker 3 (01:13:12):
Unless you make a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (01:13:13):
But you know, at the same time, as a single
person not making a lot of money, if you are
trying to date, like dating can get expensive.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
Yes, And it's like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:26):
I think when you're in that situation, you know, you're
trying to find somebody who understands there maybe they're in
the same and it's like, you know, if we got together,
if it works out, you get together, then you have
something going you can work together to build to build
it right now.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Yeah, Matt has interesting perspective. He says, it doesn't really matter.
Why why why not post your financial struggles you can,
maybe you'll get less swipes, but the people who do
swipe right on you are like real there, you know
they can handle your situation.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
I don't know the financial difficulties.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Yeah, I mean that's one perspective.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I mean the other the other perspective too, I saw
was that someone said, sure, go ahead and put it
out there. You're going to eliminate all the gold diggers out.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
There, right, that's true.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Yeah, I mean, that's true. They're going to be with
you for the reason of just wanting to be with you,
or they like who you are. Then you don't have
to deal with uh with that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:14:17):
If you had a lot of money, you might want
to put things are financially tough.

Speaker 1 (01:14:22):
Yes, and that way, yeah, that way you don't have
to worry about anything whatsoever because they're not gonna talk.
They're not going to come after you for your money.
And it's like, yeah, you're gonna like me for me,
and that's all there is to it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
So person says a sugar mama, there's that's a whole
whole different website, a whole different app. Yeah right, what
is that app? By the way, are the sugar Mamas
and Sugar Daddy there are? Yes, because Ryan.

Speaker 1 (01:14:50):
Is for the rich people get together. These are I
have seen the website where it's like, yes, you've got
these ridiculously good looking women and they're like, I'm here
for It's been basically a high end escort site. That's
pretty much about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:05):
Mymilfs dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
Rich women want new men, new men, meetthage dot com
single rich women.

Speaker 1 (01:15:15):
Oh yeah, oh well.

Speaker 2 (01:15:17):
In that case, that's like you might as well just
put catfish dot com probably, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
It just popping my bubble.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Here's here's a list of the best sugar Mama websites.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Oh all right, well, let's take a break so I
can look over that real quick night, have the blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:15:36):
Patients who have Anthem insurance can keep going to Ohio
Health hospitals, at least for now. Ohio Health has signed
a two week extension with the insurance carrier through August fifteenth.
The contract was set to expire tomorrow. It was just
back in December that Anthem reached a last minute deal
to continue coverage at the Ohio State Western Medical Center. Well,
a real life RoboCop is now on patrol in the

(01:15:59):
city of Dublin. Official to put a small robot they're
calling dub Bot into service. It's actually not that small.
Looks like it comes maybe up to the shoulder or so.
It's really it's decent size. It's patrolling the Rockcress Parking Garage,
which is the library parking garage in Dublin. It'll alert
officers to anything suspicious or out of the ordinary at

(01:16:20):
the property.

Speaker 1 (01:16:21):
Okay, they do have this at the Hollywood Casino in
downtown Detroit. They've got one of these bots that patrols
the parking garage. It goes up and down the levels
and yeah, keeps an eye out for things.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Well, yeah, I guess it just calls the police. If
it's like, what if you get locked out of your
car and you're like banging on the door trying to
break in.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Oh, it looks like you're trying to break into the car.
I don't know if banging on the door is going
to help you. If you like your keys in your car.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
What if you get out a hangar and try to
hook the Remember how they.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
Use robot ill be able to open cars for you.

Speaker 1 (01:16:58):
It would be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
It's got a Dublin police logo on the side. It
should come with yeah, like it has one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
Of those readers that knows the signal. You can read
the signal coming from your cars, unlock your door.

Speaker 2 (01:17:11):
I liked that it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:12):
Wasn't Detroit where the original RoboCop took the movie. Yeah,
that was Detroit.

Speaker 1 (01:17:16):
It was OCP that are alive. You're coming with me?

Speaker 2 (01:17:21):
Big viewership, say that's explained. Some things do. Big viewership
numbers for Happy Gilmore two, which ranks number one on
the Netflix list of top ten English language movies. The
sequel racked up forty six point seven million views over
the first three days, and Netflix calculates views as total

(01:17:44):
hours watched divided by total run time. Anyway, Happy Gilmore
two is now the biggest US opening weekend of all
time for a Netflix movie.

Speaker 1 (01:17:54):
I went back to yesterday afternoon when I got home
before we go because Nora had some work to do
before we went out call, and so I had my
little brunch and I watched the last hour because I
was kind of out of it when we watched it
the first time and half asleep. And yeah, still pretty crappy. Really,
it's better than I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
But I liked it. It was exactly what I had
expected and actually hoped for. I liked them going back
to the well for some of those jokes. There was
a surprise in the beginning I wasn't expecting there. It
was funny, it made good use of current day golfers.
I loved it, and seeing Ben Stiller come back was hysterical.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
I want to see John Daly in more movies.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
John Daly was Johnny.

Speaker 1 (01:18:41):
John Daly was like probably the highlight of the movie.

Speaker 7 (01:18:44):
So good.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
And as much as I love Rory and Ricky, they're
terrible actors. Stick to golf.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Yeah, I just did a great job. I thought he did.

Speaker 1 (01:18:57):
Yeah. Scotty Scheffler was std a good job. I love
the bit at the end when spoiling it. Well, no,
it's if you if you follow golf, if you know
that Scotty was arrested last year before one of the
major tournaments. At the very end of the movie, he's
in jail and they now stay here.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Another thing, well, the this is Adam Sandler's best ever
Netflix movie. He's got that big deal with Netflix. He
started like a dozen originals for Netflix, so this is
his best on Netflix. And it's also boosted interests in
the original Happy Gilmour, which is also on Netflix. So
that's ranking. That's number three.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
Now. I was gonna say didn't reach the top five
or something.

Speaker 2 (01:19:35):
He did.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
People who hasn't seen it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
Watched Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:19:40):
So Also another Netflix note is if you've seen the
show Untamed with Eric Bannas, it's really excellent. We've watched it.
They just were renewed for a season two pretty quickly.
It just dropped like three weeks ago. Okay, so already
renewed for season two. This is set in Yosemite. I
tell you, the cinematography is amazing on the show. But

(01:20:01):
it's good. It's a decent little show. I loved it.
All right, those a year three things.

Speaker 4 (01:20:05):
If I saw myself and closed like those that have
to kick my own ass.

Speaker 1 (01:20:08):
Ain't that that's truth in some of the blitz. Uh
Let's take a trip over to Arcata, California, where a
thirty one year old Alexander Abra was driving on Highway
twenty near Upper Lake at one am when uh Lake
County Sheriff's deputy pulled him over. Upon contact, the deputy

(01:20:31):
of this is right from the police report. Upon contact,
the deputy observed signs consistent with recent marijuana use and
noted a strong odor of marijuana coming from the vehicle.
A Bear stated that he was returning to Arcata from
the Sacramento area. However, during the interaction he appeared visibly nervous.

(01:20:58):
When question earther, a bar admitted to having a bag
of marijuana between the seats and a vight pen containing
concentrated cannapis on the dashboard, which of course led to
a search of the vehicle where the county sheriffs found
four hundred pounds of psilocybin mushrooms inside of black plastic

(01:21:23):
garbage bags and large totes in the back of this van.

Speaker 4 (01:21:28):
So no weed, just a ton of shrooms, just a
ton of rooms.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
They were each labeled with various strained names on them.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Not only that, the coming strains too.

Speaker 1 (01:21:39):
I guess, so I did not know that. I had
no idea. Yeah, not only that, but deputies also located
three hundred and seventy thousand dollars in cash vacuum sealed
in multiple bundles. He was arrested and booked on multiple charges,
including felony, transportation of controlled substance for sale across county lines,

(01:22:00):
possession of controlled substance for sale, possession of a switch blade,
and possession of an open container of a marijuana in
a vehicle. Oh, we did have wheat. Well, he had
the vight pen and some weed in between the seats.
But the picture that they took it looks like it
looks like the outside of like a New York City.

(01:22:21):
Have you ever been in New York City where they
pile up garbage on the sidewalk.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
Like he's behind the restaurant or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's the dumpster's full.

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
So it's just pile black black garbage mages pile up
mixed with these big those big black totes with the
yellow tops that you buy for storage. So much mushrooms,
so much mushrooms. Yeah, if if you're going to be
traveling at one five in the morning. Here's the other problem, though,

(01:22:52):
the officer pulled him over, and not only was he
driving high showing signs of consistent consistent with recent marijuana use,
but this strong smell of marijuana coming from the vehicle. Like,
if you're traveling with that much illegal stuff and that
much cash, don't get high beforehand. You're supposed to be
on the straight and narrow. If you're traveling with that
much illegal substance in your car, be smarter, drug dealers.

Speaker 3 (01:23:16):
Come on.

Speaker 1 (01:23:18):
Some of the bloods Now, let's see if we can
learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's
make you a little bit smarter than you were when
you woke up this morning. Did you know English is
the most common language used on websites by far, It's
currently around forty nine percent of all websites or in English.

(01:23:39):
Spanish is second, yeah, six percent of websites, like by war, Yeah,
English is most used on websites. Florida is the flattest
state in the US. Oh wow, I thought sure would
be Georgia. Oh okay, Yeah, well, a lot of people
think Kansas, which, let me tell you, I.

Speaker 4 (01:24:00):
Just know there's drives to Florida that six hours through
Georgia is just the most flat boring, right.

Speaker 1 (01:24:07):
What you need to do is take a trip out
to Colorado, a road trip out to Colorado, because there's
only two ways to get to Colorado when you're on
the road, especially coming from this way. It's outed through
Kansas and Nebraska, and both are yeah, just min numbingly horrible. Imagine. However,
Kansas has the reputation of being the flattest. It is not.
Kansas is actually seventh, so Georgia may be way up there,

(01:24:30):
but Florida, Florida is the flattest. Asia has a larger
surface area than the Moon. Asia is seventeen point two
million square miles. Yeah, moon is only fourteen point six
million square miss. I would have loved to have had
one of these cars. Some Volkswagon cars in nineteen fifty

(01:24:50):
nine had coffee makers built into the dashboard. How do
you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
For real?

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
Yeah? Yeah, never heard of that. And I would I mean,
you bring the grounds and you just I mean yeah,
And then he tried to pour a cup of guys,
it like a one cover.

Speaker 8 (01:25:08):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Was it the first creg ever where it was like
one cup.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
I wonder if it does that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
You remember that the old machines where it would drop
down and then the glass would come up, the plastic
would come up, you pull it out. Yes, the little
paper cup would drop in, and the coffee come in,
the cream, sugar, everything came in at once.

Speaker 1 (01:25:23):
Is this what it looked like? Oh man, this is
it looks like a fancy It looks like something you
would see it like a coffee shop, like a fancy
little one copper nineteen fifty nine. That's crazy. That's something
rich people had me before. Sure. Uh And finally I

(01:25:45):
love this fun fact. Evil Knievel was fired from his
mining job after high school for attempting a motorcycle type
wheelie in a large earth mover and in the process
he accidentally hit the main power line for Butt Montana,
causing a city wide power outage. Or Butte Montana. I

(01:26:09):
think it's whatever, okay, but yeah, Butte Montana. Yeah, caused
a citywide power outage just trying to pop a wheelie
in a large earth mover. That's awesome, Yeah good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:30):
I used to love watching him do that.

Speaker 4 (01:26:31):
Stuff when I was a kid, because I grew up
when he was doing these things live.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
Yeah, you had that rip chord, evil and evil toy.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Oh I did. I had had on the motorcycle.

Speaker 4 (01:26:42):
I had the the State the big stadium that would
everything would would go out and close up.

Speaker 1 (01:26:47):
So they had an evil cal stadium. I had to
look that up stuff. I'll bet that's a collector's item.
Now there you go, anymore learning some stuff. On a
Wednesday morning, ninety seven of the blizz

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