Introduce Yourself As What Almost Killed You and Gummy Thoughts - Blitz Morning 7-28-25

Tell us the odd way you met your significant other
What it's like talking to every fisherman
Introduce yourself as the thing that almost killed you
She picked up a seagull coming home from the bar
Gummy thoughts

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Yeah, I walk up to a Monday by a ninety
more showers possible. I'm over it. Can we just stop
with the rain and the humidity and we're not even
into August yet? Kind of over it though. A second
concert for the week was ruined due to rain. Was

(00:29):
supposed to go see Morris Day at the time on
Saturday night. Oh no, just torrential downpour. Yeah. We were
getting ready, we were getting ready to leave the house
now and I was like, I was like, I know,
we're supposed to get some rain. Let me check. And
then yeah, didn't even leave the house. No point. So

(00:49):
he might have gone. He might have performed later. But
from some of the videos.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
I did, it was indoors. But I mean it's in
the Celest Center, right, yeah, yeah, just yes, you should
get from your car to the Celest Center, which is
all outdoors and.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
From so from the some of the videos I saw
from the State Fair, like people were just mass exodus.
It was just torrential downpour on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Yeah, I didn't know it's indoors. Oh well, that's all
He's been touring for forty years. He'll be back, I
must say.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
I mean, it would have been fun to see. But
I don't think the acoustics inside the celest Center that
top tier. Oh really, I mean it's like a big
warehouse almost.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
Oh yeah, okay, all right, fine, yeah it is really
that's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
But not top notch. Okay, how was your weekend?

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It was like great, it was great, had a nice
weekend and all this morning. Okay, this is the weirdest thing.
I walked into the women's restroom. You know, we have
like a lounge area before you and then you go
through a second door into the actual recipe.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Why is that women always get those front lounges in
their bathrooms?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
We puch in there.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
He walks straight into puddles of piss and that's it.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
So we have too, like pink Nauga hide chairs, you know,
like that fake sort of leather. Okay, but they're super
comfy and they've been there forever. Upon one of those
chairs when I walked in was a pair of underwear.
Somebody left their underwear in the women's restroom on one

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of those chairs, face down, baby face down.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
Was getting on in the office.

Speaker 2 (02:40):
They were uh, they looked very comfortable, I must say,
comfy panties.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Oh we have to go on a mission. Now what?

Speaker 2 (02:50):
So I had to go Emily, who does our morning
show on our country station. She and I'm like, Emily,
come in here and look at this, like what is
the going on? She's like, I don't know. I got
a text test. So you know, we're like, we're trying
to figure out who left these panties here. And so
in the meantime though, I had to get a mop handle.
I had to get a mop and like scoop them
up with a handle. I'm not watching.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
That is the end of it. To pick enough. You
weren't going to touch him?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
No, And I put him in the trash can. You
were minus underwear when you left here?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
I said, why is it breezier in here all of
a sudden?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
So weird?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
Well, send uh, send the bloodhound thick on a mission,
because you send him on on, send him on his way.
He's not stopping til the goal is accomplished.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
So check your pennies.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Check you please. I beg of you.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's crazy. We got to find out what was going down.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
If I want to know.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Were there any other spots on the couch?

Speaker 5 (03:48):
Well?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
No, it's like, but I did. Emily and I are
like I'm not sitting there. Something needs a clean.

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Yeah, I don't know if I would sell for a while.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Whatever happened in there was so that they left their
underwear behind.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Dropping draws. Wow, I was man, uh, really good.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
I'm with you on the reign and humidity. Although I'll
take this over zero degrees any day, you know.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
I'll take this over that. But I found a uh
a little fishing hole.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Not where I take my boat, just where I go,
you know, there's like pond situation. And been looking for
this place for years, not that I knew it was there.
I'm just trying to find a really good place where
I could go. And okay, you know, just run for
a couple hours that was closed. Yep, dude, monster healthy
bass and and and then my buddy went out there
on his kayak. Spawn's eighty feet deep. Eighty feet dude,

(04:54):
I don't know what that's about.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
Right anyway, you as stories, you as the pond, and
I just wanted to go walk, and I got the
did you bring the special rod? What special rides?

Speaker 2 (05:07):
My underwear story was better.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
It's just weird. I don't care about pandy drive and
I don't care about fishing store.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
It's just weird to stumble up on a body of
water five minutes from your home that's.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Eighty feet deep.

Speaker 1 (05:18):
That is kind of weird. Crazy. How big it's the
punk around it?

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Yeah, oh yeah, I will tell you how big the
underwear was.

Speaker 3 (05:27):
But here's the thing. There's no other one pond there.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
There's Oh I'm not telling because it's I don't want it.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
Packed, you don't.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
If somebody text me, I'll tell him, but I'm not
saying it all. I am your damn right the gate keep.
I want this place packed. Man, it was. It was incredible.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
I'm giving away that pair of underwear for our first
prize today.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Absolutely, that's a great idea. Don't give it away. You
know how much money you can get for that.

Speaker 6 (05:53):
Man.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
We got a lot to do this morning. Coming up
here in about forty minutes or so, we have I've
got your pair of tickets to see the Black Crows.
If you want to go check out that show Wednesday,
August sixth at the Rose Music Music Center. We'll get
you hooked up with those tickets. It is also Monday,
so that means coming up here in just over an hour,
we have got your gummy thoughts for today because of

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my extra gummy I took go last night to get
a good night's sleep. But right now, let's get started
with blitz Morning Trivia thick all right.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
So Comic Con went down over the weekend. Always huge
out there in San Diego. And the question is what
filmmaker made his debut for the first time. I can't
even believe this first time ever this person has been
at Comic Con. This filmmaker made their debut at Comic
Con for the first time over the weekend. Tell us
who it is, be the first one to text in
the correct answer at eight hundred seven zero, and we

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will hook you up with a twenty five dollars gift
card to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
What's that answer for? Blitzed Morning Trivia? Thick? All right?

Speaker 3 (06:55):
The question was regarding Comic Con over the weekend.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
What filmmaker made his first ever appearance at Comic Con?
And I just was stunned it he'd never been there before,
because it was George Lucas.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
George Lucas has never been to Comic Con.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
The first time.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Oh, I believe that that is pretty shocking.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Uh yeah, he uh wrapped up you know, the whole
convention with a panel in the famous Hall h where
he gave fans a preview of the Lucas Museum that
is expected to open next year in la which he
says will be a temple to the people.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Whatever that means. Okay, So I mean it's you know,
it's yeah. I could totally see him having a Lucas
Museum of all the things he's done and props and
scripts and oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 4 (07:41):
But he said there's also going to be artwork from
like Norman Rockwell, there'll be comic art from Peanuts, just
like you know, it's all it's all about comics, kind
of how important they are, and it's basically a museum
of everything.

Speaker 3 (07:54):
In comic books.

Speaker 4 (07:55):
So, by the way, Mark in Delaware, Mark Davis and
Delaware's first one to text in the correct the answer.

Speaker 3 (08:02):
He's got twenty five bucks to water bed these stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Congratulations Mark. I saw this forum online and I had
to laugh at I think we've kind of talked about
this before, but it's people from around the world who
were sharing non American things that they highly recommend to Americans,
things that they have in other countries that we don't
have here. And these people are like, you should really

(08:26):
get on board with this, one of them being taxes
included in the price tag.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
I like it.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yes, so you go to the store, you know exactly
what you're paying.

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Please all day give me that.

Speaker 2 (08:38):
I mean to be upfront with all of our pricing,
including taxes like that.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
And I think the only difference would be the different
taxes in different states, because we paid different sales tax
in different states. But it doesn't mean you can't set
your little price gun to whatever your state tax is
and put it right there on the shelf so we
know what we're paying. Someone said, high speed trains, or
at least trains in general for public transit. So many

(09:05):
other countries use or have such better use of trains
than we do. Sure we've got them, but just not
nearly as much as they do in other countries.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
For travel, they always talk about high speed rail between Cleveland,
Columbus Cincinnati, like that's always the.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
It's always in the background.

Speaker 4 (09:23):
Yeah, you know, I mean, think about that. If you
get zip up to Cleveland or down to Cincinnati in
a half an hour, that just.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
Oh man, it'd be great.

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Frowns and Bengals games, whatever, you.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Know, another thing they recommend that we don't have much
here some people. If you if you've got money, you
might have this, but towel warmers in the bathroom. Oh
imagine getting out of the shower, goet like four or
five towels that a little warm when you bring out
a hot towel on those, that'd be nice. This one
rich people's stuff. Oh yeah, for sure. This one comes
up often the days. Yeah. I don't not on board.

Speaker 2 (09:57):
With a not either, And people say it's great. Anybody
who has one loves it that I don't need water
shooting at me from underneath. I really don't.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
I have had that perfect Pooh drop that goes right up,
you know, and yeah, right, just bullseye, dead center.

Speaker 2 (10:18):
And you're like, it doesn't feel good.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
No, not at all. No, you hear it, and then
it's just don't want it, don't want it. Here's something
else that people say we really need to get on
board with. Again, you can find it in certain places.
It's just not very common here. Poutine.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, you can go across the border and get Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
But for the Midwest, you'd figured they'd be on board
with this. I mean, you're talking fries, gravy, and cheese
curds piled up on a plate.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
Yeah, Midwest, not just sharing that up. That should definitely
be at the fair, I.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Feel like, yeah, and again you can get in certain places,
it's just not nearly as popular here. And finally, a
non American thing or yeah, non American things that non
Americans say America should have would be desserts that aren't
insanely sweet. Every dessert is just so sweet, so over

(11:17):
the top. Now, what do they have for dessert in
other countries, I'm not exactly sure what dessert is like,
not super sweet.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
It's important, kind of behind the times. If you're not
giving sweet desserts, that's what I want, right, Sweetness, the sweeter,
the better.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Exactly, they're gonna wrap it up. That's what you wrap
it up. I already had the savory, now I want
the sweet.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Don't ever try handing me fruit for dessert. Don't do it.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Well unless it's a topic for the cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (11:46):
Exactly right, thank you.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
That's about it.

Speaker 7 (11:50):
If I had the chance to sit down with them
over it puts, I think we'd all be like lovely
people together.

Speaker 8 (11:56):
Not so breaking news. The news already we're trying to
put it back together.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Our first story takes us out to Burbank, California, where
police have arrested a cereal butt sniffer. Thirty eight year
old police Crowder was cuff last Tuesday after he was
caught loitering in the women's department of a nearby Nordstrom's rack.
He was caught on security camera awkwardly following a female
customer and inappropriately sniffing her bucks.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
How do you get down there undetected?

Speaker 1 (12:30):
Take a listen.

Speaker 9 (12:31):
He eventually worked his way into the women's section, found
a loan shopper and started giving some of the same behavior,
getting close to her, uncomfortably close, crouching down as if
he was trying to buy some or check something out
or look at something.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
So I've heard up to twenty women, you know, and
what's happened to them? And they're all scared and I
know the feeling.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
Yeah, here's the thing. He is a serial butt sniffer
because a police was on parole and has a document
history of similar arrests for similar crimes. He actually even
went viral before after being caught sniffing a woman's butt
at the Barnes and Noble in twenty twenty three has
a long criminal history of burglary, robbery, and indecent exposure.
They're looking into additional butt sniffing victims in hopes of

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building a bigger case to get him to get him
off the streets for even a longer period of time.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
Does he identify as a dog?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I don't know, but I mean, yeah, it's like, oops,
I dropped my pen.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
I tell you I would pile drive this guy so fast.

Speaker 1 (13:33):
I would pay to see that man. Yeah, he can't
go around sniffing people's butts. This has got to be
one of the craziest stories we've ever done for the
Not so breaking News coming out of Pittsburgh, where Lawrence
Butler is a father who is suing two funeral homes

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because he's trying to figure out which one of the
funeral homes sent him his son's brain in a box.
His son died in Georgia. I'm sorry this is in Georgia,
but they live in Pennsylvania. So the funeral home in
Georgia had the man's remains, but they wanted it sent

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to Pennsylvania so the family could do their service, you know,
in their home area. However, through the process, a box
showed up at the butler's home and they took that box,
thinking it was the son's personal belongings. However, the box
was left in the car not thinking much of it.

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When they got back in the car, the car smelt horrifically,
so when they tried to move the box, they then
got some sort of substance on their hands, which turned
out to be brain juice because the brain was just
sitting in this box and started to leak.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
What ten million dollar judgment, that's your kid and you
had to go through that.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
You have your son's brain in your hands. Yes, obviously
the father is very upset. The problem is these two
funeral homes are now arguing as to who did this
and why, because this is not a normal procedure unless,
of course, you maybe you know, you die of some
sort of brain disease and they might look at the brain,

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but for natural causes like this man passed away from
they're not going to take the brain out. So they're
trying to figure out how did the brain get out
of the body, how did the brain end up in
a box, and how did the brain ended up getting
mailed Because another funeral director said, look, anytime there's something
like this. The brain is sealed in a biohazard bag
and labeled biohazard material. You can't just go mail in

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brains through the USPS. It doesn't work that way. So yes,
the lawsuit names both funeral homes negligently mishandled human remains
and intentionally or recklessly infect inflicted emotional distress.

Speaker 2 (16:05):
That's horrifying.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
That is horrifying. You just go to pick it up
and you're like, wait, what is this and it turns
out it's your son's wa. Wow, I didn't even know.
That's unbelievable. That is, you're not so breaking news. So
I mentioned that, uh, it's gonna go see Morris Day
in the Time on Saturday night at the Ohio State Fair.

(16:29):
But the I didn't realize it was doors, but it
just torrential downpour and so nor as we were getting
ready to leave on Saturday night, we looked at.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
The rate arm We're like, and I wouldn't have gone either.
It is inside, but it's not like you're parking right
outside this. You have to park in the giant parking
lot and make your way in.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
But the thing is Morris Day in the Time was
the second concert of the week that was ruined for
me because we were supposed to go see Bush and
Shine Down on Wednesday, but Nora ate something and got
some sort of like stomach bug and she couldn't spend
much time away from the bathroom. Yeah, I didn't stay
right in that vicinity, so we didn't go. So yeah,

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two concerts ruined in one week. However, I did see
two movies this week that I was looking forward to.
Yesterday morning, we got up early and we went and
saw Fantastic Four.

Speaker 2 (17:18):
Oh was it very good?

Speaker 1 (17:20):
Great?

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Good?

Speaker 1 (17:21):
Great? I would not great. It's a very good comic
book movie. It reminded me a lot of the New
Superman movie that came out in that it was like
they took the comic book and just put it on screen.

Speaker 4 (17:33):
Would you prefer that from the superhero movies?

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, true, yeah, stay true. Some great if
you're a comic book fan. Like at the beginning of
the movie, they basically referenced like the first two actual
comic books, the two Fantastic four issue one and two.
They referenced like the villains that they fought and things
like that, and so yeah, they did. They did a
good job. They finally gave Galactus' due because they've tried

(18:03):
it before and it was awful. Anyways, So yeah, if
you're a comic book fan, a great addition to the
Marvel series. And we'll see what happens next. But the
other movie I saw, been waiting for it for a while.
It was on Netflix. Happy Go Moore too. Did you
watch that? Y Oh? We all watched it.

Speaker 10 (18:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:18):
I watched it. Okay, Kelly, Okay. I've seen all the
negative reviews and I disagree. I enjoyed it. I did
not expect any more than what I got. I thought
it was funny. I laughed. I loved the callbacks. I
loved that Ben Stiller was in it again, I loved

(18:38):
all the professional golfers who were in it. And I
don't want to spoil it, but the surprise for me
was in the beginning. In the first I guess fifteen
minutes or so is where that the surprise thing takes place,
which I.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Did not expect to kick off to the whole plotcast.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yeah, and I sort of felt like, oh, do I
like this? Do I like that? But I got into
it afterwards. I really did. I liked it. I'm gonna
give it one thumb.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
Up one thumb up out of five out of two.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
So one of my thumbs is up.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Well, I mean, like you think about stars, you're giving
like five stars, you.

Speaker 3 (19:19):
Know, okay when it comes, so it's you know, that's
the equivalent of what two and a half out of
five stars? Then I guess at here.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I liked it.

Speaker 5 (19:30):
I did.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
I thought it was entertaining. I watched it in like
five parts, so I went.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Into it the same way I went into the second
Coming to America.

Speaker 1 (19:37):
I did.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
It's like I wasn't expecting some Academy Award winning movie.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
I just wanted some good laughs, and I got those.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
We got Jack Nicholas in there, the golfers.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
Well, see, that's the thing I understand. Yes, I wasn't
going in with super high hopes, but it was so
much worse than I thought.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
Really, I didn't get any laughs, really, just like suckled.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
A couple of times. And that's mainly due to the
gummy I'd eaten before I watched it. Like they did
do they.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Did go back to the well from that.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
That's the problem. They went back to the well way
too much.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Coming to America did that non stop, and if they did,
every five.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Okay, but if they did, they they they the script
was so much better in coming to Americas. Okay, that's
what I think. But I will go back because I do.
I did fall asleep. I have to go back and
watch the Last Wee.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Haley told Osmond played a good role in there. I mean,
you know, he was like the y the foil or whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
The way that they do the New Golf League versus
pg A kind of like the Live versus.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
The Scotty Scheffler was really funny. I thought I enjoyed it.
I truly did.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
I think that was also part of the problem is
watching some of these golf the one liners that these
golfers had, and some of these golfers cannot act at all.
That's true. Ricky Fowler, Scott again, Ricky Fowler cannot act
at all at all. So but yes, if if you
want to, if you're a fan of have you Gilmar
check it out. Just don't like Thick. Don't expect a

(21:06):
ton That's all I'm saying. Let's give away some Black
Crows tickets. We're gonna do TimewARP. It's the Morning Blitz
with Goose, Kelly and Thick ninety nine seven, oh if

(21:30):
you want to see the Black Crows, they're gonna be
at the Rose Music Center on August sixth, and we
would love to send you right now, save you a
hundred bucks, and we'll give you a pair of tickets
if you can figure out the time Warp eight ninety
nine seven, Oh very simple. Thick has created a audio
montage for us. Could be clips from movies, TV shows, commercials, PSAs,
news stories, could be anything, but all three of the

(21:52):
clues come from the same year. So if you can
figure out what year it is against Kelly and I,
then we'll get you hooked up with the Black Crows tickets. Blitch,
good morning, Hi, who's this Brandon? All right, Brandon, let's
play the time Warp. Put on your thinking caps. Thick
has got the audio clip ready to go, and we'll
give you a choice after the clip if you want

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to guess first or last. Thick, are you ready? I am?
All right.

Speaker 11 (22:19):
The Nintendo Wee goes on sale at midnight, just days
after the PlayStation three hit store shelves.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
I'm the best there is, playing simple.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
I mean I'll wake up in the morning I kiss excellence.

Speaker 1 (22:31):
Okay, all right, Brandon, you heard the clips. Do you
want to guess first or last? I'll go first first.
All right, Brandon, what did you hear in the in
the montage there.

Speaker 12 (22:51):
Talking about a web PlayStation or Talladega Night quote.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Huh, so I'm gonna go with two thousand, oh love
that eleven? All right, Kelly, Oh.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
My gosh, I have no idea. I'm trying to think
I did do just dance on the Wii with my
nieces and nephews and they were little. It had to
be twenty years ago two thousand, oh boy, but it
was probably earlier than that. Let me go two thousand
and four.

Speaker 1 (23:27):
Oh big gap there, Okay, I remember I got a
PlayStation two or is it the PlayStation one? Does a
gift and now we're on five, so it's somewhere in
the middle. And Talladegon Knights was after Anchorman's success, oh boy,

(23:49):
but before wedding Creder. Oh man, Well, I'm just gonna
cut the difference here and say two thousand and seven
tallade Knights seven teen years old. Huh?

Speaker 2 (24:02):
All right, we get two thousand and four, two thousand
and seven, and twenty eleven.

Speaker 11 (24:07):
For the Nintendo Wii goes on sale. At midnight, just
days after the PlayStation three hit store shelves.

Speaker 13 (24:12):
Here's the deal.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
I'm the best there is playing sample. I mean, I
wake up in the morning, I kiss excellent.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
All right.

Speaker 4 (24:24):
By the way, that was paying by three days Grace.
That song, along with the Wii and the PS three
and the movie Talladega Nights, all came out in two
thousand and six.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
So you said seven.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Cloes, Brandon, not close. It's not close at all. But
you know what, it's a Monday, it's early. We'll get
you hooked up with Black Crows tickets anyways. Okay, awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:51):
You have to be rewarded for not googling, so we
give you.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
Googling. Yeah, absolutely, Brandon, you hang on when you're driving work.
Oh that's true. I don't do that.

Speaker 3 (25:04):
Yeah good, that's good. That's good. We're glad you're not
doing it.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Let's see the year is. Oh yeah, Brandon, hang out.
We'll get you hooked up. We've got more tickets all
week long for the Black Crows if you want to go.
We are not done giving them away yet. Now, all
the three things you need to know before you go, well,
we will get to the three things.

Speaker 4 (25:27):
Oh there, Hello, you're expecting those panties.

Speaker 1 (25:31):
That was the fastest poop I've ever seen.

Speaker 2 (25:34):
I was doing traffic. We have three other radio stations
in this building. You know, I have an important job here.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
I tell Laura when I'm going to poop, I gotta
go do some traffic.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
I swear, I swear, my gosh. All right, well, uh,
let's say we'll start out with a lighter note. It's
one of the worst possible times to get a case
of the trots. Several members of the USA women's swim
team had to sit out their races at the World
Aquatics Championships in Singapore yesterday because they were suffering from

(26:06):
quote a cute gastro intestinal distress. Apparently an unknown number
of team members were probably got sick at training camp
in Pouquette, Thailand, and the illness traveled with the team
to Singapore. Three championship swimmers were pulled from their races.
Others were sick and struggled through their first day of competition.
Can you imagine if you're behind one of those guys

(26:27):
and you're just drinking in their pool water, buddy, enjoy that?

Speaker 1 (26:31):
Yeah, but I would race. That's extra propulsion.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
I guess.

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Oh gosh, all right, well, I love that they got
the runs in Poo Tang Thailand. Pouquette pouquette, sorry, perfect name.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
All affected athletes are being treated by medical staff. Man's
facing terrorism charges after a stabbing rampage at a northern
Michigan Walmart and eleven people. The attack appen Saturday afternoon
when Bradford Hilly entered a Traverse City Walmart and allegedly
began attacking people the folding knife in the store's checkout
area by stands. I don't know if you saw any
video of this, but in the parking lot bystanderds surrounded

(27:11):
the suspect. One guy pulled out a gun he's like
former military I think, and somebody tackled him and then
the police arrived and arrested him. So they're heroes. I mean,
it's crazy. So none of these eleven victims are is
in critical condition anymore. Four have been upgraded to serious condition.
The victims all range in age from twenty nine to

(27:33):
eighty four. The suspect is facing a terrorism charge. Well
we all know. The astronomer, CEO and head of HR
resigned their positions there after the getting busted in an
affair at during a Coldplay concert and their kiss cam. Well,
Astronomer I think made a really amazing move by hiring

(27:58):
Coldplay leader Chris Martin's ex wife Gwyneth Paltrow as sort
of a temporary spokesperson, and they released a video on
Friday night and here it.

Speaker 7 (28:12):
Is, thank you for your interest in Astronomer. Hi, I'm
Gwyneth Paltrow. I've been hired on a very temporary basis
to speak on behalf of the three hundred plus employees
at Astronomer.

Speaker 14 (28:26):
Astronomer has gotten a lot of.

Speaker 7 (28:27):
Questions over the last few days and they wanted me
to answer the most common.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
Ones versus OMG, what the actual.

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Ess Astronomer is the best place to run APATCHE airflow,
unifying the experience of running data mL and AI pipelines
at scale. We've been thrilled so many people have a
newfound interest in data workflow automation.

Speaker 14 (28:49):
As for the other questions we've.

Speaker 2 (28:50):
Received, how is your social media team holding up?

Speaker 7 (28:53):
It says yes, there is still room available at our
Beyond Analytics event in September.

Speaker 14 (28:59):
We will now be returning to what.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
We do best, delivering game changing results for our customers,
thank you for your interest in astronomer.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
And here's a free candle that smells like my regime.

Speaker 1 (29:09):
Okay, so I.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
Really loved it. I thought it was funny. It's a
great little sort of marketing ploy. It capitalizes on something
that could have been really like not great for your company.
And you're like, we got rid of those people and
we're moving on with Gwyneth Paltrow. No less.

Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, Yeah, smart business move with the tie in. But
and this is completely unfounded.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
I don't know her.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
I don't have no idea who she is or what
she's like. But listening to that audio it made me
a verp like, it almost made me I hate her.

Speaker 3 (29:45):
You don't know who she is.

Speaker 1 (29:46):
I know I as a person personally, I know who
she is. I just can't that I can't stand her.
Oh that voice to hear that. Yeah that video, Hi,
this is Gwyneth.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
That's I really liked it. I thought it was funny.
How can you not? Okay, I can get not liking
her wellness brand. I'm not a fan, but I think
she is ex I love her acting style, I love
I love her. There's something about her that I really enjoy.

(30:19):
But her Strokes were different, folks.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
I loved her role at the end of seven you like.

Speaker 3 (30:29):
You don't like her, and iron Man was Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:33):
I'm telling about that video the audio from that video.

Speaker 7 (30:35):
Thank you for your interest in astronomer.

Speaker 14 (30:38):
Hi. Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
If her vagine could talk, I that's exactly how it
would sound.

Speaker 14 (30:55):
Hi Paltrow.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
You didn't think she was right and shallow? Holl She
was so good in that movie. Al right, acting aside, fine,
acting aside the hurried.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yes, exactly, it's the real her. I don't like.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
Those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (31:16):
And a second thing? Who names their company Goop? Like?

Speaker 3 (31:19):
What a dumb name?

Speaker 14 (31:21):
Goop him?

Speaker 1 (31:23):
Gwyneth Paltrow, No wonder she sells a candle that smells
like her vagene because the goop is what comes out
of your vagime. Oh my god. Okay, moving on. I
found a clip over the weekend. I found the clip.
What thick? I found a clip over the weekend? Uh,

(31:45):
And I was so blown away by this clip because
there's this guy and he makes these series of videos
and basically his video is always him being the typical
guy that does this, and he does all kinds of
different categories like you, the guy who plays frisbee golf,

(32:08):
the guy who golfs.

Speaker 3 (32:10):
It's like every frisbee golfer right exactly, Okay.

Speaker 1 (32:12):
Until I found one and I was like, oh my god,
it's talking to Thick. So this is this is this guy,
the guy that you run into at the local watering hole, which,
by the way, you just shared a story of your
new favorite place to go fishing. You found over the weekend,
some new off the grid pond that you found and
you call it. What what did you say? I got
a big, healthy mass, just beautiful fish. I remember when

(32:36):
Thick took me fishing, And who's talking about? Well, he
uses this for this and that for that. So if
you've ever talked to Thick, this is exactly what it
sounds like. Do you ever fish the lakes up here?

Speaker 13 (32:46):
One of the only places you can hook a thornbelly
towart snapper larger than fourteen inches with legal name.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Shad good to me.

Speaker 13 (32:53):
I went out towards slot Pot Pond a couple of
Saturdays ago my buddy Sturge and Yankton an eight pound
hoot Nanny dogtail on the spin cast pinnacle. I had
to a broken some sort of record because the gulf
guard on its hind fin was earth shattering. Right now,
I'm looking up a bolt track whipstick onto the end
of this techno school and hopefully that locks me onto
a promos puddle fisher too. You ever eat in One's

(33:14):
probably one of the most robust Pheromonal.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Flavor portfolios I ever had out of this region.

Speaker 13 (33:19):
But really, today I'm out here looking for a couple
of thick squid snicker snouts to bring home to Ben.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Let's get after it.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
It sounds like our first break.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
My favorite party is.

Speaker 4 (33:30):
His name is Shad, which is a bait fish and
his buddy sturgeon.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Uh huh. We'll go to the last like ten seconds,
the last fish he wanted to catch.

Speaker 13 (33:41):
It's probably one of the most robust Pheromonal Flavor portfolios
ever had Regent. But really, today I'm out here looking
for a couple of thick squid snicker snouts to bring
home to get after snicker snouts.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Yeah. I never talked like that in my life.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Okay, I've never literallyad up literally the first break this morning.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
That's different than this guy.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
I don't know yet, Like I do think your assumption
is that we know what you're talking about because it's
so natural to.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
You, kind of like when he talks about golf.

Speaker 2 (34:15):
I think more people know about golf. Really, yeah, really
I do.

Speaker 3 (34:22):
Okay, well that I can tell you this.

Speaker 1 (34:23):
People remember one morn in the world and everyone does fishing.

Speaker 2 (34:28):
Negative about fishing. I'm just saying I have been watching
golf since I was a kid because my dad was
a golf fan, so I guess I might understand a
little bit more.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
N I'm just going to say that people spend more
money on fishing annually than golf and tennis combined.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I believe that. Do I mean more people do it?

Speaker 4 (34:47):
Or I know that there are thirty million people who
just are bass fishermen.

Speaker 3 (34:51):
That doesn't include the catfish and everything else that we're to.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
God, will you make a TikTok because you sound just
like the guy.

Speaker 4 (34:57):
We see scally wagon boots snack and whatever fish he
was talking.

Speaker 2 (35:03):
I'd like to tell you that thirty million people spend
on an average of four thousand and fifty dollars and
sixty cents a day on fishing.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I gotta get new friends.

Speaker 2 (35:16):
Let me tell you this much Goose. Yeah, you think
golf is popular.

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Let me tell you, Yah, tell you about fishing. I
got my whimper snapple real rod just the other day.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
But listen, you gotta be careful because you do need
him to bait your hooks.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Oh, I've never taking any fishing again. He's never getting
on my boat again.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
That is not true. I don't need him to well,
I well, let me let me rephrace. I got the
crawfish figured out, but it was like live worms. Ye,
I need him to bait my hook I'm not gonna
h you.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
Got a crawfish figured out?

Speaker 1 (35:45):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (35:46):
Oh he did, he figured out? He was Yeah, by
would buy.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
It was just it was just that first little flicker
hour in.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
He didn't need my help at all.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Did you catch a snicker snack?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Did not catch a flip flappy dorsal fin snicker snacker?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
Not know?

Speaker 13 (36:03):
But really, today I'm out here looking for a couple
of fixed squib snicker snots to bring out of those.

Speaker 1 (36:07):
Yeah, we're gonna get to our gummy thoughts here just
a moment. But I wanted to ask because I saw
you before the show started, Kelly. You were you came
riding by on your uicyclero Yes, from Friday, from Christmas
in July.

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Okay, so we all know over the years how much
I've bragged about the fact that I could ride a
unicycle when I was twelve. Yeah, all right, Randy, one
of our amazing Blitz listeners came by with huge toy
donation and brought me a unicycle.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
Where do you pick up a unicyclean?

Speaker 2 (36:41):
Okay? So I'm thrilled, right, and I was definitely wobbly,
we can all admit it, but there is video proof
that I rode that unicycle in our parking lot out
front during Christmas in July, on Friday, and it's only
I'm only going to get better from here now. I
did injure my shin this morning.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Oh no, oh yeah, yeah yeah, I.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Injured my shin and I did wrench my back just
a slight tad bit this morning riding it around the
hallways here. But I'm getting better and it's all thanks
to Randy. You've given me a new like goal. Randy,
I was goalless until Friday, and now my goal is
to be able to ride that unicycle like I could

(37:22):
when I was twelve.

Speaker 1 (37:22):
That's amazing. I gave it a try. It's not easy.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
It's too small for you. You're way taller than I am,
and I don't think the seat can lift high enough.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
Yeah, it was. It was a unique center of gravity
when it's that low.

Speaker 2 (37:34):
I honestly feel like you could do it. I could
see it in you when you got on that thing.
I can see you've got balance, you've got skill, you
have athletic ability. So I bet you could do it.
We need to get you on and then you and
I have to do do it.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Okay, Hey, it's a Monday, So to prep for the
busy week, I wanted to make sure I got a
really good night's sleep, so I took some extra gummies
last night. Unfortunately, they kicked in before I fell asleep,
so my mind started to wander, and I wanted to
share some of the gummy thoughts I had last night
before dozing off, including this. Uh, puberty can be very
confusing for humans. So how crazy is it when metamorphosis

(38:13):
kicks in for a caterpillar? That's gotta be sad, mind blowing,
Like what.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
You're just going along as a cat, Like you're just
kind of like it all of a sudden.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
It's like it's imagine, imagine getting on your couch one
day it's it's a cool day. You're on your couch.
It's the fall. You take a blanket and like you
wrap yourself up in the blanket and take a nap.
You wake up and you're like a different thing that
you can fly wing what I'd be happy speaking of which,
this is a side thought that I came across on
Friday when I went golfing, because they had one of

(38:47):
those like white you know, they got the big beautiful
butterflies and not a moth, but those little white ones,
those little white Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How do those
things see? Because they're just like they don't fly in
a straight line or anything.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
They're not sure they can't. Oh really, I don't know.
I don't know, because they're right.

Speaker 1 (39:06):
They're all over the place. They fly like Kermit's arms.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Yes, Like where are they going? They're not going anywhere?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Right?

Speaker 2 (39:16):
They look like me on a unicycle.

Speaker 5 (39:17):
Yes, much.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Yeah. I thought about this before falling asleep. Statistically, the
most common final words that people across history have heard
before dying are I love you and fire. Oh oh wow,
when you think about all the history. I thought about

(39:39):
this before I fell asleep, you have likely already spent
a final day with people you assumed you'd probably see again.
Really freaky, ye, Speaking of your adventure this morning in
which you found women's underwear sitting in the in the
women's bathroom.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Like they had then, it wasn't like a new pair
of underwear. It was like used underwear stretched out face
down on the chair.

Speaker 1 (40:10):
Which is interesting because last night, before I fall asleep,
I thought about this. It is cheaper to buy women's
underwear brand new than it is to buy them used. Yes,
much much cheaper, much much cheaper. Thought about this before
falling asleep. Dating apps have created a sliver of human

(40:31):
history where it is possible to flirt with someone while pooping.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
Now that's so true.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Yeah, if you're single out there, there is a chance
someone has sent you a pickup line while pooping, for sure.

Speaker 2 (40:47):
Wow, that's where some of the best ideas.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Absolutely this crossed my mind before falling asleep. If time
travel were possible, pivotal moments in history would just be
overcrowded tourist traps.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
That's very true.

Speaker 1 (41:02):
You're here for the crucifixion too. I thought about this
before falling asleep. Hey, tech companies. It cost you absolutely
nothing to label the upside and the downside of a
USB plug in to avoid us sitting here flitching it
back and forth over and over again.

Speaker 2 (41:21):
You a hundred percent of the time you do it
the wrong way at first.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Right, but then you flip it over and it's wrong,
and then you go back and it's the right way.

Speaker 2 (41:27):
Yeah, you're right.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
And this is the final thought I had before dozing
off last night, because yesterday we had a little Sunday
fun day and we decided to go try some food
up at Bridge Park up in Dublin. They had little food.
They have a food haul up there, had some great
Korean and then we went to market, yeah, North Market.

Speaker 3 (41:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:45):
Then we went and played some pinball over at Pins
and walked around Dublin a little bit. So the final
thing I thought of before I fell asleep last night
was every time I go to Dublin, I am reminded
just how much botox and filler could fit into one face.
Oh my gosh, there is not a wrinkle inside those

(42:07):
few blocks of Bridge Park at all.

Speaker 2 (42:10):
You need to invite me next time to balance it
out a little. I got more. I've got enough for everyone.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I mean it was all right. Those are my gummy
thoughts for a Sunday night, all right, nice and simple
on a Monday morning. Eight seven. Oh, I just want
you to give us a call, but instead, Hi, blitch,
who's this? Okay, I want you to introduce yourself with
what almost killed you? Like for me, it would be Hi,

(42:37):
this is riding a bull because I almost got kicked
in the face after being thrown from the bowl video proof,
which would have absolutely killed me because it was about
two inches from my forehead those those hind legs come
flying in uh, kelly, if you were to call the
station right now, Hi the blitz, who's this.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
I'm almost died of a heart attack, but the doc
said it was just stress related to sovage eal spasms. Okay, okay,
all right? Or Hi, I I rode a unicycle in
uh at my my big age out in the front
parking lot. No helmet, no padding, no no no padding.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
Think if you were to call the station right now,
Hi the blitz, who's this?

Speaker 4 (43:25):
I'm a semi that wasn't paying attention and moved over
into the lane where Rick was anyway, and caused him
to drive onto the shoulder of the freeway.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
Oh yeah, that'll uh, that'll definitely do it. How much
poop was in your pants? Up?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
Dude, I'm like, he's he's not He's going to keep coming.
I'm like, I'm off the freeway now you know the
shoulder you know?

Speaker 3 (43:45):
Oh you know what I'm talking about.

Speaker 5 (43:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Absolutely, it was just yeah, I would not want a
semi coming at me ahead on at all. Eight ninety
ninety seven. Oh, introduce yourself with what almost killed you, Hi,
the Blitz.

Speaker 5 (44:00):
Bridge and to other bridge and Dayton and so in
ninety feet when I was twelve years older.

Speaker 1 (44:05):
Whoa, whoa the bridge in Dayton.

Speaker 5 (44:08):
Broke, broke both my arms at the same time. Had
to have my cousins wipe my hast Oh.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Oh, cause you're both had both arms on.

Speaker 12 (44:20):
The bridge by myself that snap.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Oh that'd be the worst. Ninety feet you said, what's that?
You said, ninety feet?

Speaker 5 (44:31):
Ninety feet? Yeah, kee Weed Bridge and Dayton Bridge loaded,
and I laid it flat. I laid it for what
saved my life because I landed flat on my chest
and broke my hands on my chest, broke both my
arms into places.

Speaker 10 (44:45):
Oh wo my mom, my mom was in my mom
was in Columbus, and I didn't know my uncle's phone number,
so I had to call my mom.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
He had to come to Dayton for they could give
me an.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Ass bro Oh my god, Yeah, that's insane.

Speaker 5 (45:02):
My arms, my arms slowed up so bad. I had
to wait four games when they could check the bones.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Oh you're walking around with unset bones for.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Four days and a pain killer to get some asshake
it off off?

Speaker 6 (45:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Oh man, thanks to the call. Uh blitz Hi?

Speaker 2 (45:19):
Who's that?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Hi?

Speaker 15 (45:22):
This is I wrote a dirt bike doing a willie
into a barbed wire fan O.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
That sounds like the scene from a movie.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
Please tell me it was electrified.

Speaker 15 (45:36):
Yeah, and the top wire broke and the PP wire
wrapped around my helmet. So without a helmet I'd do.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
That would crown you for sure. Like how many how
many levels of barbed wire was it?

Speaker 12 (45:53):
You said the top it was three, and then the
top one was electric.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Oh dude, that is rough.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
How How did you get out? Did they have to
come like snip the wire and take it off from
around you?

Speaker 5 (46:07):
No?

Speaker 15 (46:07):
I was able to get it off.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
I had my gloves on. Luckily.

Speaker 15 (46:11):
It took a minute. I was stuff on the mic
against the fence with the wire around on the top
of me.

Speaker 16 (46:19):
I came out with a couple of scratches. The wire
actually split down my arm, so I had to get
stitches for that.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
I can't imagine. Thanks for the call, man. That's insane.
Let's do one more here, bla, TI, who's this?

Speaker 15 (46:36):
I almost got shot basic training from a runaway into
forty brovo?

Speaker 10 (46:42):
WHOA what?

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Well, first of all, what's an M two forty Bravo?

Speaker 15 (46:51):
M to forty brovo is a heavy machine gun for
the for the US Army.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
And okay military, I don't know. I don't know my guns.
So was someone firing this gun? Yeah?

Speaker 15 (47:04):
So we were actually on a live range and our
gunner on the top was getting ready to shoot, and
it just took off and started shooting and weed control
of it.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
Oh, on its own. It just started firing off rounds.
It got locked or something.

Speaker 15 (47:23):
Yeah, it got locked and the belt took off, so
then all around kept going through. We could take control
until it finally ran out.

Speaker 1 (47:30):
That's insane. Oh, I can't even imagine. Well, I'm glad
everything is all right. Thank you so much for your
service man. I hope you have a great one. That's
goods all right? Eight ninety nine seven, Oh, give us
a call and introduce yourself with what almost killed you?
We'll do more than about three and a half minutes.
Ninetey seven the blitz. All right, introduce yourself with what

(47:54):
almost killed you? Very simple to do on a Monday morning.
Let's go blitz. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 17 (48:01):
I am? July fourth fireworks show?

Speaker 1 (48:05):
July fourth fireworks show? Almost killed you?

Speaker 6 (48:08):
Like?

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Are we talking like hanging out with family and friends
in the backyard? Are you talking like city fireworks somewhere?

Speaker 17 (48:14):
We're talking a county display?

Speaker 1 (48:16):
Wow? And so what one misfired and came at you?

Speaker 17 (48:22):
That's basically what happened that we found out later that
there with uh defect. Hell, it was one of those
that it was basically just packed full of the gunpowder.
It was a noise maker. So it's one that when
you would have heard it, everyone usually else died. But
it's it's just a make sound. They said, if it
had been like one of the actual like Barkley, probably

(48:46):
wouldn't be here.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
You might not be Oh, that's correct, that is cz.
So do you avoid firework shows now or do you
still enjoy going to them.

Speaker 17 (48:55):
Yep, I haven't been one. Yeah, haven't when I was
a teenager. I haven't been to one since.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Understandably self, understandably sell. I hope you have a great Monday.
Thanks for the call. H blitz Hi.

Speaker 3 (49:06):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (49:09):
Hello? Blitz Hi?

Speaker 12 (49:12):
It is John?

Speaker 1 (49:13):
All right? And uh what introduce yourself with? What almost
killed you? John?

Speaker 5 (49:19):
So?

Speaker 18 (49:20):
I had a soft good disease, said they didn't know
about and when they finally figured out, they had to
bring me for.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
He wanted to see a procedure.

Speaker 18 (49:35):
Well, I got into the hospital and they didn't order.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
The right part to do the procedure.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
They ownered the wrong part.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
The wrong part of your throats. What part do they
need to do the procedure.

Speaker 10 (49:53):
As contage balloon balloon.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
Part?

Speaker 18 (50:00):
They stick down your throat and they open up a
sort of part of your esophagus.

Speaker 2 (50:07):
Did they just do it with what they had?

Speaker 1 (50:11):
No?

Speaker 18 (50:12):
They it was a hot spotalized procedure and they ordered
the rock part. So what they had to do was
a doctor worked at a different hospital. They have a
son teld me out to a totally different hospital to
steal the part, to.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Steal the part. Oh my god, so so first of all. So,
first of all, it's a special order part, like you're
going to like, O'Reilly still fix your sixty nine charger
and then you know they don't have the part, so
you go to the scrap yard and steal apart from
another car.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Hey, however, you need whatever you need to do to
get it done.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Absolutely, thank you so much for the call. Let's see, Hi,
this is uh oh uh you gotta we got another
one there, blitz Hi, who's this? Hi? Oh god, oh
that's yeah. You did never want to deal with that.
I'm so glad you are out of that. Glad fail

(51:13):
and yeah still here.

Speaker 10 (51:14):
Thank you got out of it and I got my revenge.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Good for you. I don't know if we need any
more details because I don't want you to incriminate yourself,
but uh, you know, good job. Congratulations, Hi, we have
a great Monday.

Speaker 5 (51:30):
Hi.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
This is almost died getting an emergency shot in the
ass for severe allergic reaction, but then I hadn't even
worse severe allergic reaction to the shot and winning the
anaplagic shock. Whoa man, Hi, I'm a younger sister who
got my head slammed into a brick fireplace. Wrestling my
older brother and partially collapsed my lung being pushed down
the stairs and landing wrong. Man, excuse me, Hi, I'm

(51:53):
a tennis infested rusty nail. Use I stepped on. I'm
the rigor mortis. While you're still alive from the tetanus. No,
I can't even imagine. All right, last one, here we go,
blitz Hi. Who's this?

Speaker 5 (52:12):
Hey?

Speaker 12 (52:12):
Nick?

Speaker 10 (52:13):
Worn?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
And what almost killed you?

Speaker 13 (52:15):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (52:16):
All right?

Speaker 15 (52:17):
So a buddy of mine named Matt we were out
living in Carrol, Ohio, with a shotgun at a young age,
probably like fourteen fifteen years old, and we had some
pullman gas pink.

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Oh my god.

Speaker 15 (52:31):
We figured it'd be a bright eydea to shoot one.

Speaker 1 (52:34):
Oh no.

Speaker 15 (52:37):
If one of them actually backfired.

Speaker 12 (52:39):
And Rickoschetti cut me in the face.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
Actually, oh, I'm still.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Glad you are still here because that could have ended horribly,
absolutely horribly. Thank you so much of the call. Half
a great Monday. Now, all right, these three things you
need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
This is really freaking married couple was found murdered on
a walking trail in Devil's Den State Park in Arkansas
Saturday afternoon. Police are still searching for the suspect. The
victims have been identified as forty three year old Clinton
Brink and his forty one year old wife, Kristen Brink.
They were hiking with their young daughters, ages seven and nine,
So these two little girls witnessed whatever happened there.

Speaker 5 (53:19):
No.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
Yeah, the kids were not injured and are said to
be safe and in the custody of relatives. But police
are searching for a medium billed white man wearing a
ball cap and sunglasses, carrying a black backpack, wearing fingerless gloves,
and he may be driving a Mazda with the license
plate covered by duct tape. Well, an app called Tea,
which is designed to help women spot red flagmen and

(53:42):
catch cheaters, has been hacked. About seventy two thousand pictures
and images of like ID cards that were used for
account verification have been leaked online. The hack, data appears
to be about two years old, was leaked on the
website four Chan. The company behind the apps, as it's
working a secure its platform and prevent any further breaches.

(54:02):
Tea by the way, I'd never heard of this. I've
heard of Are we dating the same man? On Facebook?

Speaker 1 (54:07):
Those present love that group?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Okay? Well, this is like an app especially for stuff
like that. But it's called t Tea. It's the number
two downloaded app on the Apple App Store, only behind
chat GPT.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
People love talking trash and in gossip. I guess yeah,
they want.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
That's right, obviously, obviously. Yeah. So the question is do
you have the right to be naked in your own
backyard behind a six and a half foot fence without
ending up on Google street View. An appeals court in
Argentina has decided the answer is yes, you do have
the right. The court says a man's dignity was flagrantly

(54:45):
violated by the service and he's been awarded twelve five
hundred dollars. The man was photographed from behind and then said,
because obviously if you're on group Google street View, they've
got your address, people found doubt who it was. He's
a local police officer and you can see naked butt.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
He said.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
He was ridiculed and humiliated in public. Everybody was making
fun of him, and the courts basically said, yeah, they
owe you damages twelve and a half thousand dollars. Twelve
hundred dollars. That doesn't see enough, right, It doesn't to me.

Speaker 4 (55:22):
Google and how does a street view camera get a
shot behind a six and a half foot fence?

Speaker 2 (55:26):
I thought the same thing, thick and you can see
it apparently where the guy was he was up toward
his house, and the angle of the camera, which is
on top of the Google street View vehicle right could
see over the fence and to the guys that like
the guy's back door, and he was facing toward the
door with his.

Speaker 1 (55:48):
Full view the line basically yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
So that you can see the fence, but you can
see the guy was back far enough that the Google
street View camera was able to see him.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Nearly enough.

Speaker 14 (55:59):
That's not enough.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Have you seen that video on TikTok of the girl
who was basically just soggy wet in her bathing suit
at the beach and just like really looking like at
her worst, And she was like, please tell me if
I'm ending up on Google StreetView because you can see
the car right yeah, And then somebody posts her picture

(56:21):
on Google street View from that very It was so funny. Anyway,
I hate those things. I don't want to be caught
by Google StreetView.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
Ever, it's a good chance you can. You can, definitely.
There's websites dedicated to Google street.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
View us and they are funny. All right, those are
your three things.

Speaker 1 (56:41):
There's been a lot of talk, especially over the past
I don't know, ten years or so about kind of
I guess, protecting the children. What what what can they see?
What can't they see? And it's been it's been going
on for a while. But I came across a video
and this was on a kid show, remember the Magic

(57:01):
school Bus educational show cartoon. But they tried to tie
in education and I get again, trying to protect the children.
But some of the things they used to show us
back in the day were today would seem absolutely absurd.
Like this clip I found someone brought up on TikTok.

(57:23):
This is an actual clip from the Magic school Bus.
What was her name, Miss Rizzle? It was the school
bus driver. Oh, I think it's miss miss Rizzle was
her name? Well, anyways, she takes the kids on a
field trip and this particular field trip Frizzle, That's what
I was, Miss Frizzle. She takes the kids on the

(57:43):
Magic school Bus on a field trip, and this particular
field trip takes them under the ocean because the kids
are learning about fish and so the kids end up
in these salmon eggs in these little bubbles of salmon eggs,
salmon the baby sam but they're not they're not babies yet,
They're just the eggs. They're inside the little circular eggs

(58:05):
that sit at the bottom of the ocean. Because if
you don't know how salmon reproduce, basically, the female comes
along and lays down a whole bunch of unfertilized eggs,
and then the male salmon come by. So you've got
all these little kids inside of tiny little salmon eggs
in this video, boy, and then the salmon comes.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
By to spread their seed. Just oh boys, skates skated
all over the kids.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Take it.

Speaker 6 (58:37):
Listen, what is he some sort of car washing no
eggs to be fertilized by the males before I think
grilling hatch.

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Yes, so salmon migrate to make baby salmon.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
The reason for migration is creation, and we're gonna be
the next generation of salmon.

Speaker 19 (59:01):
They show the kids slag sitting at the bottle of
the ocean, these little bubbles, and then they show the
male salmon come by, and then they show the male
salmon just going.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Like what magic dust You can't magic.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
All over the kids, Well, all the kids.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
That's how you start the conversation.

Speaker 1 (59:34):
Right, daddy, what's that white cloud in the water? Well
you see, son?

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Oh when a male salmon and a female.

Speaker 8 (59:44):
Salmon not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're
trying to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Our first story comes from Vandergriff, Pennsylvania, outside of Pittsburgh,
where firefighters responded to a house fire this past Friday.
But it took about ninety minutes before they could do
anything because when they got there, they heard a bunch
of popping and the popping sounded very familiar, like those

(01:00:19):
are gunshots. Was someone in the house popping off rounds? No,
they just happened to have twenty thousand rounds of ammos
stored in their attic.

Speaker 8 (01:00:28):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
So as the fire was burning, the bullets were going off.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
So firefighters and emergency workers had to stay away until
the popping stopped and they could actually get in there.
The building is own fire story number two coming out
of over in Britain there where the British Association of
Esthetic Plastic Surgeons is warning people to be very careful

(01:00:59):
if you're going in for fillers and injections and cosmetic procedures.
Because now that these tweakments as they're calling them, are
getting more accessible, they are also seeing more pop ups
in shady places for people that are not fully certified
to be doing these procedures. In fact, one man just

(01:01:19):
had to have his penis amputated because he decided to
get filler from a not so reputable place. He thought
that by going in for this injection, which would relax
the muscles and allow more blood flow, allowing for a
more robust manhood. As it turns out, no, he was

(01:01:43):
actually just kind of clogging the pipes, if you will,
so much so that he had to have his wang removed. Here,
you don't don't go to discount plastic surgeons. If your
plastic serg offers a groupon, it is not the place
you should go, especially if you're trying to get some

(01:02:06):
sort of plastic surgery on your peenie.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
It goes to show you just be happy with what
you have, or else you might have to have a
ding dong ectomy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:17):
No one wants a ding dong ectomy. Don't go for
discounting plastic surgery. What happens then? Do you get a
prosthetic a prosthetic. Do you get a a not a
clastomy bag, but a catheter?

Speaker 6 (01:02:34):
Like?

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
What's how are you the catheter in the nub in
the tip of the nub? Are you a ken dow?

Speaker 5 (01:02:44):
What? What do you?

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Is there just like a like a hole, like a
tiny hole. Now just straight there?

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
Can you then?

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
Can you then like put your thumb over it like
you do on the end of the water hose and
like make it more sourceful stream? All right, look what
I can do. Our final story also comes from the UK,

(01:03:14):
where a woman made a video while she was walking
home from the bar. Have you ever have you ever
taken home anything drunk before? Like you're walking home and
you're like, haha, watched this girl? Fair enough? I mean, okay, yeah,
besides that an inadimate object. I know that Nora one
time took home a traffic coat orange traffic cone.

Speaker 10 (01:03:36):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:03:37):
I one time when I was living in Colorado. Uh,
we picked up a broken skateboard for some stupid reason
that was laying on the side of the road and
just threw it in the back of the car. I
have no idea why we did it, but come to
find out the next morning it was in the news
there were police reports of an assault with a skateboard.
I think we took evidence. Oh wow, we had to

(01:03:57):
call the police.

Speaker 2 (01:04:00):
She don't want it to be traced to you, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:04:02):
We're like, oh, if it could help. The only problem
was our finger My fingerprints were on it then, and
it was like, oh wait a minute, right, hold on. Well,
our final story comes over the UK where a woman
is kind of breaking the internet because she made herself
a video of walking home from the bar with what
she decided to pick up and bring home. And that
thing happened to be a seagull. She just picked up

(01:04:24):
a seagull from the side of the road and was
carrying it while walking. Take a listen, oh, man, because
then I'll.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
Come on home.

Speaker 14 (01:04:32):
Well my body has been moose.

Speaker 6 (01:04:36):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Look, mane, he's a beauty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:39):
He actually wants to stop my room and everything. But
I've got a problem. Well I don't know exactly what
she's saying, but she's carrying a seagull, calling him a beauty,
and he.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
Looks like he's her pet. Like he's not trying to
get away. He he's just like, hey, where are we going.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
However, her second video that she released was her bleaching
her entire house because, as it turns out, she found
out the seagull had bird flew. Oh oh wow, she
had to clean everything. No wonder he was not acting right.
He was probably dying. Yeah, oh yeah, don't go. Don't
go picking up random birds, wild birds and taking them home.

Speaker 3 (01:05:17):
It's like, hey, yeah, not a good idea that makes
all the sense.

Speaker 1 (01:05:20):
Yep, that is, you're not still breaking news? Did you
meet your significant other in a unique way? I came
across this article while browsing the Worldwide Web on Saturday
morning over coffee, and it was a story of a woman,
Mattie Kachmeric from Byron Bay, Australia. Maddie was with a

(01:05:40):
friend out and about one night, and they were traveling
home when they came across Travis Becker and his friend
hitch hiking home and they said, let's get him a ride.
So the four of them hung out, and as it
turns out, Maddie and Travis kind of hit it off,
but they forgot to get each other's numbers, So Maddie
went searching on Facebook and found Travis, and two weeks

(01:06:02):
later they went on their first official date. Eighteen months
after that, they got engaged and they are now celebrating
four years of marriage. That's so great after picking up
a hitchhiker. So I want to know eight hundred eighty
two one ninety nine seven. Oh did you meet your
significant other in a unique way? Mine's boring. Mine was
a dating app. I mean, there's nothing special. Allmine have

(01:06:24):
been pretty you know, one I met in college class
one I picked up at a bar and leased this
one said yes, well no, four others said yes too.
It just didn't work out.

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
Oh all your proposals, yeah, I thought they all said no,
except well the one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:41):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
They all said yes. I've officially been engaged five times.

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
How dare you thik?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Was?

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
You screwed them all up?

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
They don't say no to me. You got to mess
this one up? Oh no, I may no, I messed
this one up. His game over that she is the
perfect girlfriend, Oh for sure, without a doubt. Kelly, How
did you guys have met in a pretty triditional way? Run?

Speaker 2 (01:07:03):
We met at church. I mean I saw him playing
guitar in the worship band and I thought, look at
that hot guitar player, and my friend next to me
she was like, oh, that's my brother in law's really
good friend. Do you want me to introduce you? I
was like, uh, yes, and the rest is system.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
Yeah, church is pretty judicial, thick.

Speaker 3 (01:07:21):
Yeah, was definitely different.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Different, Okay, I had different Hew.

Speaker 3 (01:07:25):
So, just as the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
Internet was cranking up is to have these local systems
you could dial into with a modem and play games
on them and stuff. And I was playing a D
and D game that I dominated at and I used
to kill everybody in the game and this character came
in and like everybody, I attack and killed them because
you get all their gold and their armor and weapons
and everything. And this when I failed to kill and

(01:07:48):
that's very that was very unusual. Well, the people who
ran this system were having a party that night at
the at their place in Bexley, and they invited all
the users from this system and I thought, dahn, let
me go see all these people I've been killing. And
so I was there and somebody said my name, and
I heard this person behind me.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
Say your name. They said your screen name.

Speaker 4 (01:08:07):
Yeah, they said lord or because that was my that
was my that's my gamer tag, right, and I used
I've been that long. And so when somebody said my name,
I heard this voice behind me, say you, and I
turned around and I said me, and she said, you're
the one that tried to kill me this morning in
the game. One year later, I married that girl one

(01:08:30):
year from that day.

Speaker 1 (01:08:32):
You you okay, Let me get this straight, though, sometimes
oh please tell me it's why you're having sex? No, no,
oh lord, no no, but I still used the gamer
tag oh my air lord. Wait, let me get this straight.
You met your wife at a party in Becksla.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
No, no, no, no, that's that's where I met her.

Speaker 1 (01:08:58):
You met her at a part at a at a
Internet Internet D and D meet up party.

Speaker 3 (01:09:06):
It was not no, no, no no.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
You just said it was the people who ran the system.

Speaker 4 (01:09:11):
The system, Yes, but the D n D game was
one one little part of the whole system.

Speaker 3 (01:09:18):
Were multiple names and everything else.

Speaker 1 (01:09:19):
You met her in an Internet D and D if
that's get together.

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
If that's what you got, I got.

Speaker 5 (01:09:30):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Okay, likes you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Everybody likes the correct man and Internet Dungeons and Dragons
meet up party. Wow, eight hundred and eight two. That
is unique, though, it's definitely, I.

Speaker 3 (01:09:53):
Mean, it gets so much different than a than an app. Uh,
it's just online.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
Really, that's true, except you just cut out the nonsense
and just get right to the day.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Which way do you sweep? Which way do you swipe?
If you don't like him?

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Left?

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
Okay, that was a hell of a left swipe I
took in the morning before.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
I actually I tried to kill her, and I swear
to this day I believe had I succeeded in killing her,
there is no way we would have been marriage.

Speaker 1 (01:10:22):
She really just wanted to play with your magic wand.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
So were you like, what were you in like an
els in D and D?

Speaker 1 (01:10:31):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
I was, uh no, I was a warrior.

Speaker 1 (01:10:35):
You wanted to give her the broadsword?

Speaker 4 (01:10:36):
That's exactly That's that's what I was using. Actually, that's
so funny you said that.

Speaker 1 (01:10:41):
I was making a dic Joe, God Almighty, I can't
believe just.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
What it was called.

Speaker 1 (01:10:48):
Play the song again? Yeah, yeah, I think right. I
wasn't going to use my broad sword.

Speaker 4 (01:11:03):
But there's no all you gamers out there and D
and D players from the past, who's just insulted in
eight hundred got it?

Speaker 9 (01:11:10):
Yeah right?

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Exactly ninety nine seven? Did you meet your significant other
in a unique way? Let's see, nobody's calling you're gonna insult.

Speaker 2 (01:11:21):
What was Heather's gamer tag?

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Lady Danny, Lady Danny.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
That's cute and I d a n I Lady Danny.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Let's see herehere boy did see Now you're getting it thick.
We were talking about this story that popped up over
the weekend where Maddie cac Marick and Travis Becker, who
are now celebrating their four year anniversary, met when Maddie

(01:11:51):
and her friend picked up Travis and his friend that
while they were in Australia, and that's how they met.
They got talking, they dated. Now they are celebrating their
four year agent. I'm sorry for your marriage after a
meeting while hitchhiking. So I wanted to know, did you
meet your significant other in a unique way? Aaron's on
the phone, Aaron, what's up man? How did you meet
your wife?

Speaker 16 (01:12:11):
Okay, first, let me start with I was seventeen, there's
no judgment, no judgment.

Speaker 1 (01:12:16):
Okay.

Speaker 16 (01:12:19):
So I worked at Burger King on Sunbury Road.

Speaker 10 (01:12:22):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 16 (01:12:25):
I had just gotten fired for.

Speaker 2 (01:12:31):
Smoking.

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
No no, yes, but no no.

Speaker 16 (01:12:35):
I started off with that, but it ended up being
I beat it. I beat up my manager. Oh okay,
and well I took off running because they called the
cops on me, and I saw my friend's car parked
in the Kroger parking a lot right there. I jumped
in the car, hid in the car. Come to find

(01:12:55):
out there were two girls that were riding with him.
He was in cash and the check. Two girls that
were riding with him, and I'm ducked down practically in
the lap of one of them as the cops are
searching the parking lot, and I was like, don't say nothing,
don't say nothing. Then my buddy got in the car,
we drove away. I looked over at the girl I
was sitting next to, and I was like, by the way,

(01:13:16):
I'm eron on. Six years later, we are still married
three ko.

Speaker 1 (01:13:24):
Later. How old are your kids?

Speaker 15 (01:13:28):
Uh?

Speaker 16 (01:13:29):
Seventeen, fifteen and eleven.

Speaker 1 (01:13:31):
Okay, so they're old enough. Do they know the story
about how mom and dad met? Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:13:36):
Yeah, well I don't.

Speaker 8 (01:13:36):
Hi.

Speaker 16 (01:13:37):
I don't hide anything that happened in my childhood from
my boy.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
It's a great story.

Speaker 16 (01:13:42):
On a long time caller, I've spent them pictures of
where I used to work the we dispensary.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:13:50):
So, hey, did your manager deserve to have his ass beat?

Speaker 16 (01:13:54):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:13:54):
All right?

Speaker 16 (01:13:57):
No doubt about it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:59):
Where and thanks for the man. I really hope you
have a great Monday. Thank you so much. Right, absolutely
have a great one. Man blitz. Hi, who's this.

Speaker 5 (01:14:10):
Joe?

Speaker 1 (01:14:10):
Joe? Can you turn your radio down for me? Really
appreciate it.

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
Joe.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
Do you have a unique way in how you and
your significant other met?

Speaker 12 (01:14:19):
Yeah? I was in prison and my brother's wife has
a sister and uh, they needed somebody to come up
and visit me for Valentine's Day. So she come up visiting.
That's how we ended up together.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Oh and nice. It's a true love story, is it?

Speaker 2 (01:14:37):
Just like you're sitting at the table, There was this
a conjugal type sit. Sure what were we doing here?

Speaker 12 (01:14:44):
No? I don't have the conjugal Well they don't.

Speaker 2 (01:14:46):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
That was very nice for her to her come up
and visit. How are you guys been together?

Speaker 12 (01:14:53):
Well, we actually split up and then got back together
and we've been married for six years now.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
Congratulations, very nice, good works out in the end.

Speaker 4 (01:15:05):
How long we're after from that day that she came
in and you guys met. How long after that did
you get out of prison?

Speaker 12 (01:15:11):
It was about a year later. We started writing immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
She waited for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Huh, okay, right, very nice, Well, congratulations, have a great
one man, Thanks for the call. That kind of goes
into the previous story of trying to hook or the
hooking up with the twin this Randy says, my best
friend tried to hook me up with his girlfriend's twin sister.
After a month, we realized we had the wrong twin.

(01:15:40):
Excuse me. I tried switching back, but then he wanted both.
But now I'm married to his original twin and he
has neither.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Okay, sounds like it worked out for you.

Speaker 1 (01:15:51):
It does. It's a very interesting, complicated foursome of you
guys going on there. What you got right?

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Jacqueline says, I was a coroner death investigator and he
was a homicide detective. We literally worked death scenes together.
We've been together about seven years, married going on four,
and are expecting our first child in the next six weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:11):
Oh nice, Wow, that's pretty cool. That is very unique.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
I was seven four to six. Has met my husband
on Hot or Not?

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
Oh, the old swiping.

Speaker 12 (01:16:22):
Game.

Speaker 1 (01:16:23):
Wow. I was like Tinder before it was tender. We
just rated people, all right, If you've got one eight
hundred eight two one ninety nine to seven. Oh what
else we got here? Met my wife in twenty nineteen.
Filling in for a co ed softball team. She happened
to get hit in the face by the ball on
an aeranthro outfield, ended up splitting her face open just

(01:16:45):
above her eyebrow. Had to go to grant to get stitches. Luckily,
she sent a picture of her injury to the group
chat I was added to for the game. Pretty easy
to figure out who it was from there. Text her
a few days later. The rest is history.

Speaker 2 (01:17:00):
He says, my wife was my weed plug.

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Now what is that?

Speaker 3 (01:17:02):
I was just looking at that.

Speaker 14 (01:17:03):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:17:04):
He also threw in there at Dungeons and Dragons anonymous,
there's an entire step in reference to the broad and sure.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
There is, sure there is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
I would have to assume your dealer.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
That's all I can get. I never heard it called
a plug before.

Speaker 1 (01:17:18):
Let's see, my husband and I met while we were
both deployed Afghanistan. Would begnther for ten years now. Oh wow,
thank you very much for your service. One zero five one.
You and your wife met playing Fortnite. Oh there's another one.
Love it there's another one right moving to Ohio for
work and she happen to live twenty minutes away for
my dad met up and three years later, still going strong.
Congratur nic Geeza users alone. All right, I will now

(01:17:43):
all right the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
A EPO I was turning to drone technology to improve
response times during power outages. Companies installed a drone docking
station at a Columbus substation that serves the Clintonville and
Linden neighborhoods. The drone helps crews locate and fix outage
problems faster, and can also spot issues before they caused blackouts,
part of a pilot program being tested by aep On Friday,

(01:18:10):
in Kansas City, Missouri, the city received a report that
the Family Dollar store was tilting.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Tilting, Yeah, the entire building.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
I think the entire building was tilting. And apparently that
report was going to be dealt with at a later date,
because yesterday afternoon, as shoppers were inside, part of the
roof and the front facade of the store completely collapsed, oh,
killing a sixty eight year old man and seriously injuring
a fifty year old woman.

Speaker 9 (01:18:33):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Dollar General's gonna have to pay some money for that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Whoops the daisy. Two others outside the building suffered minor injuries.
Over one hundred and fifty passengers on a flight from
Denver to Miami had to exit the plane on the
emergency slides after an issue with the landing gear. Did
you see someone face planet at that thing?

Speaker 1 (01:18:49):
Well, the back like the back left tire was on
fire something braking system.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
It was like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Smoking, SMI smoking, and I was, you know, I was
watching people slide down that slide, and then there was like, oh,
you know, maybe some seconds of time, and then another
group of people and I'm thinking, what's the mayhem happening
inside outside? Yeah, if you know you have to go
down the emergency slide, you don't know what the situation is,
but it's an emergency. How panicked are you?

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I'm getting to move on. I have to assume that
the smoke was somewhat infiltrating the the in cabin. Yeah,
they were coming out of that side pretty slow.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
They were real slowly.

Speaker 1 (01:19:29):
Yeah. I figured it would happen faster than that.

Speaker 2 (01:19:31):
But when they hit the bottom of the slide, you
saw people just start to take out from it.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
It's a fast slide. Yeah, I want to do it,
though I would too a lot to do to do that.
I don't want an emergency land or anything. But it's
like a decommissioned plane where you can just like go
for a slide ride. That'd be pretty fun.

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
If you know of one, please let me know.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Yeah, anyway, Yeah, air traffic control said there was a
lot of smoke coming from the Boeing seven thirty seven.
Passengers said they he heard a loud bang before the
plane slowed down. Apparently this thing it hadn't taken off yet.
It was about one hundred and fifty miles per hour.
It was going that fast on the runway in Denver,
and then all this stuff had to happened. They aborted takeoff.
How scary is that? Land on the break threw the

(01:20:17):
slide down, and buddy, that's all she wrote. All right,
those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Kelly just shared a story of an emergency exit from
an airplane in Denver after the brake's locked up and
there was like a fire in the back rear well
and they all had to slide down the emergency slide.
Not the only airport story making rounds this morning. There
is a woman in Toronto who is making news because
she just got her luggage back from Air Canada. It

(01:20:44):
had been missing from the Toronto airport since March, and
Air Canada wasn't going to reimburse her because she had
no way of really proving her bag or what was
in the bag. But thankfully they finally did just return
her carry on suitcase. However, all the contents have changed
from the inside of her suitcase. Somehow her things went missing,

(01:21:08):
and inside the bag was a knife, a men's shaving kit,
and an airport boarding pass scanner like what they used
to scan your boarding pass. She is completely unsure how
these items ended up in there. Airic Canada is unsure
how those items ended up in her suitcase other than
her belongings. Now, a lot of people buy you know,

(01:21:31):
you've been to the airport before and you're waiting for
your bag and you notice everyone's got the same black
SAMSONI Carrie. So maybe it got mistaken and it really
wasn't her bag and it was someone else's bag that
was exactly the same. But she swears it's her bag
with different items in.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
It and none of her stuff, and her stuff has gone.

Speaker 1 (01:21:49):
No idea. How second story coming out of Florida. Yes,
we've got ourselves at WTF what the Florida. A woman
traveling out of Miami recently attempted to take a pair
of turtle through the security TSA checkpoint stuffed inside of
her bra. Yep, and these are not like tiny, tiny
little turtles. These are They're okay, decent sized turtles that

(01:22:12):
she had stuffed inside of her bra. TSA says small
pets are allowed through at checkpoints, but must be removed
from any carriers and carried through the checkpoint. But sadly
she tried to hide the turtles. The surviving turtle was
turned over. Unfortunately, one of them did not survive and
the Florida Department of Fish and Wildlife have the other

(01:22:33):
turtle safe and system.

Speaker 3 (01:22:35):
Did she say why she had them?

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
No, it doesn't say. It doesn't say why trying to
smuggle turtles. I thought maybe they were like endangered turtles
or something. Oh, possibly does not say that. And yeah,
why are you not claiming that you have turtles? What's
so secretive about the turtles?

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
So what you buy a bigger bra and then just
I have to assume.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
So like they have they've got those those stick those
strapless braws, like those stick on ones, like the chicken
cumits that they put on. Yeah. So yeah, I don't know.
I have no idea why she would attempt to stuff
these things in her bramo. Yeah, it could be for
sure tonight night, some of the blitz. Now, let's see

(01:23:16):
if we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
time to make you a little bit smarter than you
were when you woke up today. Little tidbits of information
you can take with you. Maine made it illegal to
put tomatoes in clam chowder in nineteen thirty nine, and
although it's not an official law anymore, they still shame
tomato chowder fans.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Okay, get a grip, folks.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
It's like it's it's like a you know, the the
regional food right, Like you know, if you get a
I don't know, like a cheese steak in Philly, you
get with wiz or without whiz. But there's like a
way you're supposed to have it, right, So let's see here.
Iceland has an official list of legal baby names, eight

(01:24:03):
hundred and fifty three female names and one seven hundred
and twelve male names, and you need government permission to
give a kid name that's not on the list. Real, Yeah,
The point of the list is to preserve the Icelandic language,
as they say, I should have official Icelandic names. There
are one hundred and seventeen colleges. Actually, you know what,

(01:24:23):
I'm gonna try this in a quiz style thick just
for you as a sports fan. One hundred and seventeen
colleges whose sports team has a particular nickname. You know,
their mascot the most common one. I will tell you this.
It's an animal. What do you think it is? Tiger?
Not tiger, bear, not bear, Lion. No, I'm going to

(01:24:45):
give you a second clue, and the third clue give
it away. The second clue is that has wings?

Speaker 3 (01:24:49):
Oh, eagle?

Speaker 1 (01:24:50):
Yes, okay, third clue is going to be your hated team. Yes,
Eagle is the most common with one hundred and seventeen colleges.
The Hawks are second most common with one hundred and seven.
Lions are third, Tigers, Cougars, bulldogs, panthers, and bears. So
you did name some of the most popular ones. They're
just a little bit further down the list. An episode
of Pere High School, well when I started, it was

(01:25:14):
the Redskins and then switch to the Knights the Nights. Yeah, okay,
I went to That was my first high school. And
then when I moved between my sophomore and junior year,
my second school was the Warriors. Yeah, I like those better.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
I went to Go City. We were the Greyhounds. They
aren't the Greyhounds still, they.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Started the Greyhounds Greyhounds. An episode of Peppa Pig called
Mister Skinny Legs was banned in Australia because in the
episode they say spiders can't hurt you, although there are
spiders in Australia that can definitely hurt you. So they
didn't want the message out there to the kids who
were just going to try and pick up every spider.
They're fine, they can't hurt you. And finally, Disney originally

(01:25:59):
passed on The Little Mermaid because they thought its plot
conflicted too much with another movie they were planning and
working on the sequel to Splash called Splash two. Oh okay,
obviously they changed their minds, right, and I'm pretty sure
they're happy they did. So. Learning here some stuff On
a Monday morning, Nday Night seven, The Blitz