No Shoes At Work and Jiaoying Summers - Blitz Morning 10-1-25

Comedian Jiaoying Summers joins us live in studio
There are companies that now require their employees to take their shoes off
Crazy or strange things you caught on camera
A wedding guest was so hungry that she ordered a pizza
People are turning to AI for mental health therapy

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And your rock station, your morning show with Goose, Kelly
and thick Rick.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Sometimes that's about it. On the class.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
I look to your Wednesday highest seventy nine sunny skies
today and uh, I guess.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's a good thing.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Joy's nice when I guess you you see something, you
learn something, and now you've got a new goal to
set kind of And after five point fifteen this morning,
I have.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
A new goal. I have a new life goal.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
It's on the bucket list because they have just opened
the newest and now world record breaking world's tallest bridge
in China over in the Haijing Grand Canyon Bridge.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
I saw that as like over a gorge.

Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yes, and so basically it's a very popular tourist site,
I guess in that area and to visit the other
side of the gorge.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
It took two hours to get.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
There, and now you can make it between the two
tourist spots in two minutes, because after three years and
seven months, this bridge is now complete, the highest bridge
crossing over a gorge, forty six hundred feet in length,
over twenty four hundred feet in the air I'm sorry,

(01:40):
twenty and fifty feet above the Baipan River, making it
the tallest bridge in the world, because I know living
in Colorado. Just south south west of Colorado Springs is
the Royal Gorge Bridge over the Royal Gorge, which is
with the highest suspension bridge in America.

Speaker 3 (01:57):
But I bet that wasn't built by Timu.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Probably not, but I bring it up because here is
my new life goal. Not only can you walk across
the glass walkway section nineteen hundred feet above the Gorge pass,
but you can also sign up and bungee jump off

(02:21):
the bridge.

Speaker 2 (02:22):
And I am there. I got the opportunity.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
One time at the Royal Gorge outside of Colorado Springs,
they did the What's that Andy Red Bull? They did
the Red Bull Go Fast Games, and there was a
day where you could bunge jump off of the Royal
Gorge Bridge and it got canceled because it was too windy.
And I was so sad. I was right there waiting
to bungee jump off that thing and it got canceled.

(02:46):
But this is my new life goal to make it
out to the Jang Haujang Grand Canyon Bridge so I
could bungee jump off this thing.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Man, there there are just certain risks I'm not into same.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
I I don't get the appeal. But you see how
excited Goose is.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
He's a thrill seeker.

Speaker 6 (03:08):
Man.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Are you like an adrenaline jump?

Speaker 4 (03:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah? Loo.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
How many times have you skydived?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Three?

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:18):
Once was enough for me. I hung up my skydive
in shoes.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's the only thing I really haven't done is bunge jump.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Oh you have never bunge jumping at all?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Jump?

Speaker 5 (03:26):
No, that's where you wanted to be the first.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well that's the thing I'm sorry, Kelly mean to cut off,
is that I don't want to do like you can
see it at these fairs somehow you do like you know,
fifty feet or say one hundred feet. No, I'm a
bungee jump. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
You want to break every blood blessle, but blood blessing
in your eyeballs. You want to break them all? Yeah,
don't leave a single blood vessel standing.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Or that one pendulum one they do in the Moavenue,
Utah where they they put you on and they just
they like swing you out a little bit so there's
nothing below you, and they pull the cord and you're
just on a huge pendulum swing. I'm just going back, Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, if you, if you would happen to things would
go sideways. Do you want us to say he died
doing what he loved all right? Or he died screaming
why why did I do this?

Speaker 1 (04:27):
Oh no, if I go out doing that, I'll be like, yep,
all right, that's sake, And then put a couple of
like rubber bands or something around my urn. Just as
the bungee part of it. You can always remember what
set me packing.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
We'll suspend you with bungee cords.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, yeah, do that s spend me from the ceiling
and bungee cords every so often. Just give it a
little poll so it's like doing knowing it bounces a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 6 (04:56):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:56):
I'm great, okay.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, no complaints. I got a nice little urging note
from Ronnie Hunter. She said, have a glorious day with
a heart and running. I really like you guys start
leaving me nice little notes like that.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
What happened?

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Well?

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Why just you?

Speaker 1 (05:12):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
Man, you'll have to take that up with Ronnie.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know how to make real special Thank you doing
all right?

Speaker 4 (05:20):
I was I got cheated out of a note.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Listen today's my day. Be happy for me. You guys
can think about me, me, me. You could just you
could turn around and say, you know what, Kelly, he
deserves that you deserve that encouraging note.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Absolutely do Kelly.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
The three of us, who deserves to be encouraged the most,
it's me. We all know, we all.

Speaker 5 (05:46):
Know why I'm with you.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
Enjoy your notes. Hey, I got no problem with it.

Speaker 3 (05:55):
It's like, why why do you crap on somebody's nice note?
I don't understand that other thing.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Oh I don't give a rid as roddy things.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
So there you know what Ronny thinks, just the nicest
person in this book.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Let's get going with Blood's Morning Trivia. Think what you
got right.

Speaker 4 (06:13):
Let's say we can get somebody twenty five bucks to
go spend at water beds and stuff.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
If you're the first one to text in the correct answer.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
What pro wrestler massive career iconic wrestler will have his
final wrestling match ever in December with WWE. This is
it the last time you'll see this person wrestle?

Speaker 5 (06:34):
Who is it?

Speaker 4 (06:34):
If you're the first one to text in the correct
answer at eight hundred and eight to one ninety nine, seven.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
Oh, and we'll give you that gift card.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
All right, let's get that answer for blidzab Morning Trivia
think all right.

Speaker 4 (06:45):
The question was what iconic wrestler will have his final
match ever coming up in December with the WWE, and
that would be John Cena.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Yeah he's moving on.

Speaker 5 (06:59):
Yeah, December thirteenth, Washington, d C.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
WWE Saturday Night's Main Events Special air live on Peacock
and uh yeah, Sina will wrestle his final match, you.

Speaker 2 (07:09):
Know, DC.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
Is this the White House Wrestling Match? No, that's never mind.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
This is uh yeah, this is a w W Uh
you know he he wrestled in WrestleMania forty one earlier
this year and won his record breaking seventeenth World Championship night.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
And he's still a bad guy right now.

Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yeah, I think so. I don't know, I haven't watched
them long. I mean he I you know, I.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
Was into it when I was really young. Oh yeah,
Son got into it and Sina was his favorite ever.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Yeah, I mean I stopped when Undertaker and Earthquake were
still wrestling cocob ware.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
When Hogan became a bad guy boyd thinks, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Rowdy Roddy Piper, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:53):
Yeah, that's now. See that's what I was watching, you know.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
But here kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm
all lot of bubble Go.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
Pre sale for tickets for this if you would like
to attend October fifteenth, and a general on sale October seventeenth.
Cameron Ward from Chilicothy first one to text in to
correct answer and score twenty five bucks to go spend
it water, beds and stuff and beds and stuff superstores.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Hey, congratulations, man, a couple stories here.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
We're number one.

Speaker 1 (08:19):
We're number one Newpaul just found Americans and number one
targets for scammers. The average person in the US deals
with twenty five if he messages a week about three
to four per day geez, nine calls per week, another
nine emails, seven scammy text messages. It all adds up
more than one thousand logus messages a year, and Americans

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are get targeted twice as much as everyone else.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
You know, what I'm getting a ton of lately is
text that says that's a my with my address. It says, hey,
if this amount of money would make sense to you
to sell for cash, give me, you know, like, gim
me buzz here's my number. I'm getting tons.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Of those if this amount of money, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Makes sense for you to sell your address?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
You to sell your address, you're saying, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:14):
So it's God. They've got my address and they've got
my phone number.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
I love it.

Speaker 5 (09:18):
I can't believe how many people want to buy my house.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Have to know what happens when you call and you
ask for that top number?

Speaker 7 (09:26):
Yeah right, go, yeah, sure, yeah, I'm all, but I
think it was two or three years ago I signed up,
you know, to be on the do Not Call list.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:37):
I'm like, what, I haven't really noticed. Maybe maybe I
would be getting two times as many as.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
I get now. Yeah, I don't know, because all they
do is just register new phone numbers.

Speaker 5 (09:48):
Nothing stopped.

Speaker 1 (09:49):
Yeah, the numbers that people complain about the do not
Call list, then they just switch up numbers.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Americans have on average three hundred and fifty messages in
the spam folder right now.

Speaker 2 (10:03):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
However, in better Word Number one news, for the first
time in history, America has the number one cheesemonger.

Speaker 2 (10:17):
Cheesemonger, that is the thing.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
Amelia de Albaro took home first place and a gold
medal as at the Cheesemonger.

Speaker 2 (10:27):
Olympics in France. Congratulations to her.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
This is the thing. Yeah, this is the thing. She
is the number one cheesemonger in fact only that she
was with her teammate Courtney Johnson, and they are also
the first all American female team USA to enter the
Cheesemonger Olympics.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
How about that. That's really cool.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
I didn't realize, like this is a huge thing. To
be the cheesemonger, uh, and to be the top cheesemonger.
They have a written test, wine tasting, they have to
perform the perfect cut, make a cheese sculpture, and then
finally there's a one hundred centimeters square plateau centered around

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them around a theme that they have.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
To do France.

Speaker 1 (11:16):
Yeah, totally nine challenges. She actually practiced at the Philly
Cheese School in South Philadelphia.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
That's so cool.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
That is a thing, the Chili feed School. I think
we've got some of her talking.

Speaker 9 (11:31):
My teammate this year, Courtney Johnson and I are the
first all female team USA.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
In other parts of.

Speaker 9 (11:37):
The world like Europe, being a cheesemongers seen as a
very respected career in America, it's not quite as respected
as it should be. It's definitely skilled labor. We have
to have an encyclopedic knowledge of the cheeses in the case.
It definitely made me feel a sort of responsibility to
portray American cheesemongers as well as I could, to say, hey,
we're breaking these boundaries.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
We're going to do this.

Speaker 5 (12:00):
I've never heard of this in my life.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
I mean, I've met it. Who needs it? When you've
got processed American cheese food products wrapped in plastic that
barely melts under five hundred degree temperatures?

Speaker 2 (12:17):
Come on, who needs cheese monger?

Speaker 5 (12:22):
You know it's not as respective here. But how would
I again?

Speaker 1 (12:26):
We eat We eat cheese that is sold off the
shelf with no refrigeration, that comes in a elongated cue.

Speaker 2 (12:37):
No, I don't well, a.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Lot of people don't know. We don't take our cheese
serious here in America like they do in other places.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
And uh, but I.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Mean, congratulations to her and her teammate walking away cheesemonger champions.

Speaker 10 (12:52):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together, all right.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
Our first story actually takes us over to India where
a couple who got married last December are getting divorced
due to irreconcilable differences, a term that we hear a
lot when it comes to divorce. But these differences are
actually not between the husband and wife. These differences, these

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irreconcilable differences are between their pets. You see, the couple
bonded over their love of animals, but over the past
few months they realize that their pets are not bonding together.
The wife said her husband's dog constantly harassed and attacked
her cat. He claimed he made it clear before the
marriage that the wife would not bring her pets into

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their new home, especially her cat, which wouldn't stop hovering
over the fish tank.

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Of course, in the end, the.

Speaker 1 (13:54):
Woman picked her cat over her husband, and the man
picked his dog over his wife. They tried counseling with humans,
of course, family even intervened and tried to do an intervention.
Nothing worked, and the divorce is currently being sorted out
in family court.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
I don't feel sorry for them.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
There.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
You knew before going into the marriage, right, right, So whatever,
Enjoy your divorce and who are.

Speaker 1 (14:19):
You as the husband to say no, I'm keeping my pet.
U can't and your pet.

Speaker 3 (14:25):
And then knowing that, who agrees to marry that person? Right,
Like you're both crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
You're just gonna say, he'll get over it. I'll just
bring my cat. Anyways, everything will be fine, right.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
We'll work it out.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Yeah, not cool.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Story number two, let's see takes this over to Florida.
But this isn't really I'm not even gonna give this
the WTF because this is actually a really cool story.
A mother with a newborn baby is going viral because
she actually went in to the Orlando, Florida hospital. She

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goes by the name Legion, and she had to give
birth via sea section. It was actually a complicated one
because she has a condition where the material of her
uterus has severely thinned from previous sea sections to the
point where her uterus is basically transparent. It is so thin, wow,

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that it is basically transparent. Excuse me. On top of that,
she also suffered severe pain in the days leading up
to the birth, with doctors explaining that if she had
gone into active labor, she could have ruptured her uterus.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
So because of all.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
This, the baby was actually delivered early, well five days
after giving birth by sea section.

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Legion went on to win the.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Mortal Kombat five or Mortal Kombat five competition. What now,
here's the thing. She won the tournament with the baby
on her lap. She's got the newborn on her lap.
She was holding the holding the controller and just ripping
out spines and slicing people open, so guts fallout. She's

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doing her thing and actually won the tournament, the Juicy
Game Night tournament that they host a whole bunch of different,
you know, video game type competitions. But she ended up
winning Mortal Kombat Tournament five five days after her She
was impressive, so good for her for winning the competition.

(16:35):
In her three to two victory, she won twenty eight
dollars twenty eight dollars, oh my god, and and a
trip to dream Hack Atlanta in late October. So she did.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
She won herself a little.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
Trip from Orlando to Atlanta. I don't know where the
twenty eight dollars comes from.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
Twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
That's a very odd frize pool.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Maybe that was what it cost to enter and she
got her.

Speaker 2 (17:04):
Got her money back money back.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
I don't know, or do they like they take all
the entry fees and they split it up between first, second,
and third place and.

Speaker 3 (17:13):
One other player I don't know.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Yeah, right, like twenty eight dollars.

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Okay, that's so impressive to win anything five days after
a c section is yeah, incredible.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
While holding the baby on your life baby? Like, where
was dad? Dad is in the the victory picture because
they took a picture with her and the owner of
the shop that put on the tournament and looks like
her husband as well. But yeah, where's he? Why couldn't
he hold the baby? I don't understand. No, no, you

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you hold the baby and win the tournament.

Speaker 5 (17:49):
Oh so dream Hack is another gaming tournament, is what
it is?

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (17:53):
Dream Hack, that's what it's called.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
It's in Atlanta, and they had world championships in various
video games.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
So she on another I'm assuming she's on to partake
in dream Hack.

Speaker 2 (18:03):
Yeah bus thirty bucks.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, they up the end quite a bit. So congratulations
to Lesion and good luck at dream Hack. I try
every single morning, even though the alarm goes off earlier
than most, I still try every single morning to be
very thankful for.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
The job that we have.

Speaker 1 (18:28):
We're not out in the elements lifting heavy things, or
we're not stressed with trying to make everybody happy.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
That's not true. We try to try and make everybody happy.
Darn it.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
I just got really stressed out. No, but way, we're
very lucky. We get to come in in a in
a a temperature controlled studio, listen to music, super cash,
We get to make jokes and laugh. We have the
ability to wear whatever we want, thankfully most of us
get on a daily basis. But yeah, no issue with

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that whatsoever. I don't know about this one though. According
to Forbes magazine, they just did a big story on this,
More and more companies are banning shoes at work. You
can wear socks, slippers, or go barefoot, but leave your
shoes at the door.

Speaker 5 (19:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (19:26):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
They're trying to create a more relaxed and collaborative environment,
as they explain it, and it makes people less less anxious.
A lot of tech companies in Silicon Valley have been
doing this for a couple of years now, and it
is starting to take off.

Speaker 3 (19:43):
I do not want to see people skate. I don't
bottom line, I don't even care if they're in socks.

Speaker 5 (19:50):
Did they require socks?

Speaker 1 (19:52):
No, they said socks, slippers, or go barefoot. So they can,
you can.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
I don't like it.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
No, I don't either.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
I'm not trying to be like weird, but keep your
shoes on. That's too intimate. I don't know you that well.
Like I know you, we work together. We're probably friends
or at least good acquaintances. I don't want to see
your feet. That's that's we are not there in our relationship.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
Yeah, I agree.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
My feet are the oldest part about me. Like I've
got I've got old man feet. I've got the thick,
tough toenails. I need to get some of that. Uh,
I got the toe fungus thing. I gotta get the
the ad not the athletes foot, but just the big toenail.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah, turning the pen. Yeah, there's there's a there's a
it's just yeah, that's a good way to put it.
I didn't know what they're calling you like, put it
on and it gets hard and you keep putting it
on every.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
For you, Dad, you gave me your old old man feet.
But yeah, I wouldn't walk around barefoot it at all.
There's no way.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Well, you know, here's the biggest thing is not everybody
has the same hygiene habits. There's going to be some
people's feet that just don't smell good.

Speaker 5 (21:10):
Yeah, there are going to be those people.

Speaker 1 (21:12):
Oh you just walk into your office, it just smells
like funions.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Right off the bat. Oh, no thing.

Speaker 1 (21:20):
But I want to know eight and one ninety nine seven, Oh,
does anyone work in a in a place that has
a unique rule weird? Yeah, something a little more laid
back or just something you don't see at a lot
of workplaces, because again I can't imagine this being the

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thing where you go in and it's just it's spare
shoe optional.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
It's it required to take your shoes off. Yeah, I
don't like it.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
I guess they want you to feel relaxed and laid back.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
So it wouldn't be weird in an office. But in
the eighties when this station was.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Classic rock and it was called Magic ninety nine to seven,
the people on the air had to wear shirt and
tie and when we had to wear dresses.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, oh that wasn't that. We had that in Colorado Springs.
Oh really Yeah, where they the boss came out and
said you couldn't wear jeans. You had to wear some
sort of like this radio right yeah, and a college
shirt and it was like, excuse me right, we're no,
we're behind the scenes, like we're talking on a microphone.
No one's going to see us. It was very, very strange.

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But to go the opposite white route, to go the
full blown, like h relaxed like Hawaiian shirt Friday is
one thing, right, But no shoes in the office at all.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
No shoes, no thanks?

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Right, yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
I mean I would work there because you need to
make money, but I would not like that part of it.
I would not be looking low anybody's shoulders at that point.
I don't want to see your feet.

Speaker 2 (23:04):
You're just straight.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
Yeah, straight ahead your head like uncomfortable eye contact at
that point. That's what you're asking for, now, a comfortable
eye contact from me.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
You drive your.

Speaker 1 (23:14):
Pen and John reaches over with his monkey hate picks
it up. Here you go just from the from the other,
Cube reaches across.

Speaker 5 (23:24):
I swear my wife could pick up a twenty pound
dumbbell with her toes.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I don't want to see it. I don't want to
see it.

Speaker 5 (23:31):
He picks up everything with her feet.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Hey, Susie, where's the where's the shreder at?

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Don't worry about it. She just runs it across her toes.

Speaker 1 (23:39):
Fink shink, get all the baby bory taking care of
But their main.

Speaker 4 (23:43):
Reason for this is to create a relaxed atmosphere. But
they're going to cause half of those people to be
not relaxed, because.

Speaker 1 (23:49):
That's what I would think.

Speaker 3 (23:51):
There must be wearing those eighties tracksuits and like you know,
uh whatever New Balance or Adidas shoes, the Heaven's Gate shoes,
and that's a relaxed atmosphere to me. Okay, you know
it's unrelaxed me having to look at part of your
naked body.

Speaker 1 (24:11):
No thank you, gargoyle. They walked through the linoleum in
the kitchen and their toes are clicking like the velociraptor
in Jurassic Park. Laggity, No thank you.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Keep your shoes on now, all right.

Speaker 1 (24:29):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (24:33):
A government shutdown down effect. After the Senate adjourned without
approving a funding of proposal, lawmakers on both sides voted
down two resolutions yesterday that would have kept things up
and running. Tens of thousands of federal workers are furloughed
As a result. Essential workers are still on the job
but may not receive immediate payment. That includes air traffic control.
Can you imagine air traffic control TSA not getting any money,

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but you have to show up to her. Federal court
cases will still be heard, the FBI, ATFDA, and US
Marshalls are still on the job. Social Security offices will
be open, and veterans will continue to receive benefits and
medical care. Non essentral workers are furloughed. Columbus has about
seventy three hundred federal workers. Did you guys see any
of the pictures of the two hurricanes in the Atlantic yesterday?

Speaker 1 (25:17):
It's wide yesterday, there was some Category five of there.

Speaker 3 (25:21):
Yes So Humberto, Humberto and Emmelda. Okay, so Humberto Bermuda
is basically getting a one to two punch from both
of these, and Humberto brushed by the island yesterday, but
it was a Cat five. Emmelda expected to make a
direct hit today. And because these two are just yesterday,
we're about four hundred and fifty miles apart in the Atlantic.

(25:45):
It caused five homes in the Outer Banks, North Carolina
to completely collapse into the ocean. I mean, that's nuts.
And there was a guy who died in Florida after
being swept into the ocean by rip currents from the
So yeah, it's definitely a situation out there. Ex astronomer
CEO Andy Byron and his wife Megan Kerrigan are still

(26:08):
going strong months after his Coldplay kiss cam scandal. Apparently
Paparrozzi got a bunch of pictures of the couple going
for walks hand in hand. They both had their wedding
bands on. They were enjoying a sunset picnic on the beach.
So good for them. They're making it through. Okay, Yeah,
we know that. She ended up taking her married name

(26:30):
Byron off her social media accounts and then completely left
social media, left their home in Massachusetts to stay in Maine.
But I guess decided it was where they have a
couple of kids. I mean, if you can work it out,
work it out, yeah, right, if.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
You're in it for the long run, you're in it
for the long run.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Yeah. So anyway, that's the I guess the end of
that story. And those are.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Your three things all right, coming up next.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
If you want to get your laugh on tonight, we
have your opportunity to do so at the Funny Bone
in Columbus, And we have got a very special guest.
Jumping Summers is here. Hi, how are you? I'm good?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
How are you?

Speaker 11 (27:04):
Ex?

Speaker 1 (27:04):
So you gonna hang out for a couple of minutes
so we can chat about your upcoming show tonight.

Speaker 3 (27:07):
Awesome, very excited, Pan out way.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
And then I would love to get your input on
you know, if or not you would stay with someone
who was caught on a camera at a Coldplay.

Speaker 3 (27:16):
Comic how much money he had?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Well? Not only do I love performing on stage, but
there are very few things I love more than seeing
live comedy. And Columbus, if you do not know, you
are extremely lucky because you have got an amazing comedy
club here in town, the Funny Bone, here in Columbus,
bringing in all the big names, and we are lucky
enough to have one of them right here in the

(27:42):
studio right now.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
Junging Summers is here.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
She's got a show tonight at the Funny Bone and
now one of Variety's comics to Watch in twenty twenty
five Asian Hall of Fame inductee. And is this true?
You were Miss China twenty fourteen.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
Yes, I'm always call me as a mother. I was
Miss China twenty fourteen. She goes New York thirty. You're
Miss Chinatown now, oh my god.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
All right, so.

Speaker 1 (28:09):
Let's get the details out real quick. You're doing one
or two shows at the.

Speaker 3 (28:13):
Funny Bone wine shows.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
I my daughter's coming because I am cheap. I believe
in child labor. She's gonna open for me. Her name
is Margot Summers. She's easy to work with because her
father left early, so she didn't have a choice, so
you just put her to work.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Yeah, all right, what time is the show?

Speaker 1 (28:30):
The show is seven? That didn't know better.

Speaker 6 (28:32):
He's smarter than me, but I think it's seven, right, Yeah,
seven o'clock.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
I'm so happy at the at the Funny Bone tonight.
So what was the transition like going from Miss China
onto the stage?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Now?

Speaker 6 (28:46):
I just wanted to be a performer, and I remember
I auditioned in Hollywood. I always would get a callback,
but no one wants to book me. They don't want
to take a risk on someone with a thick accent.
So I think John Singleton one time told me you
should try to stand. You're gonna be a star. I
was like, oh my god, really, when do I start filming?
He goes, you don't got a job at the bitch,
I don't understand what you said.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
Great advice, but they're not gonna hire.

Speaker 6 (29:12):
But yeah, yeah it was nice. Black meople are very
very honest. And then he helped me with my first
open mic I got. Then I was like, is this
is this feel like a suffering?

Speaker 3 (29:22):
I love it?

Speaker 5 (29:23):
And so I bought a club.

Speaker 6 (29:24):
Actually I bought my comedy club a week after my
first open mic.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Yes, I bought a club.

Speaker 6 (29:29):
That's what happens when you don't marry for love.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Yeah, okay, now you sold out the Apollo Theater in
New York City. That amazing years ago.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I think two years ago, two years ago? How did
that go? That's it's nobody nobody told me you can.

Speaker 6 (29:46):
I know. Everybody at the best against it, like you
are going to be a joke. Nobody's gonna come. You know,
you can't. This is too big for you. As I
like it big, I like everything big. I came to America,
you know I could. I didn't even speak in English.
I came here.

Speaker 3 (30:00):
I was seventeen.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
So I said, I want to take challenges, and that's
very important.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
You have to believing yourself.

Speaker 6 (30:09):
I'm investing yourself and take a risk. So it was
very hard, but we put it off and it was
one of the best experiences in my life.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
And all of the sueople I loved were there.

Speaker 6 (30:19):
I remember my friend Josario Dawson was there.

Speaker 3 (30:23):
Yeah, and she was so cute.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
She was wearing a mask.

Speaker 6 (30:25):
I'm like, a take off your mask. I you're my
I'm bragging you to tell you you are my sister.
She goes, no, no, no, tonight is about you. I
don't want to be recognized or getting any foe taken.
You are the start tonight. I'm covering my face for
you tonight.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
I was like, thank you. You know I love attention.

Speaker 11 (30:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (30:42):
That's a good friend.

Speaker 1 (30:42):
Though, that's a good friend. She goes, nothing of my mask.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
That is unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (30:47):
And so now that you are on this tour, you're
all over. We can't talk too much about it. You
do have a new special coming, but we're not going
to talk too much about that because it hasn't been
quite announced yet. But what if you noticed as you
have traveled throughout the country, Uh, you went to school
in Lexington. You said, so you are a Midwest girl.

Speaker 6 (31:06):
Yes, I love mid West and I end up here.
I trapped a Cleveland the boy I called him in Austin.
He's from Cleveland, and now he's under my spell. Yeah
he's Uh, he's very good. We are we are, we
are trying to. I know he's gonna propose because I
picked the ring. Oh yeah, yeah, I picked the ring

(31:31):
and I just I said, I'm not gonna say yes
to the ugly ring, so you gotta get a good one.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, stocks boy.

Speaker 1 (31:38):
Now we were just a moment ago. I was gonna
ask you about this whole cold play thing. Your man
gets caught on a giant Uh not tell him brown
jumbo tron?

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Thank you? Uh hugging another woman?

Speaker 6 (31:51):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (31:51):
And apparently they're still together. You staying in the relationship
with the Cleveland boy if that happens.

Speaker 6 (31:55):
Yes, if you hate someone, you don't give them death sentence.
You torture him slowly, and that's real hate. And she's
not let him go easy like he can just get
a younger, harder motto. Also the cool play guy, he
was cheating with an age appropriate woman. Okay, he's doing
pretty well, Like he's a real good man. I mean,
he's not cheating vis a seventeen year old. He's he's

(32:16):
pretty good and he's he's good and she's gonna stay.
Oh yeah, that's commitments.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
You know, that's brilliant, right, That's what I want to
see what it's coming out about Keith Urban because I
feel like there's some another woman. Yeah, and I feel
like she's probably twenty.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
Yes, yes, yes, and the next thing you'll know, he's
he's he's gonna get in the drug thing again. Nicole
Kirey is the reason why they are power couple.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
She was there for him when he was and.

Speaker 1 (32:43):
She's the one she has officially fouled for divorce now
and she's the one who did it. So yeah, I
wonder if he's that fault here.

Speaker 6 (32:50):
Jimmy Fallon, Oh yeah, is your time now, Harry?

Speaker 3 (32:56):
Oh yeah, he loves her.

Speaker 1 (32:58):
Yeah yeah, that's that is a funny clip when she
was supposed to go on a date with him and
I remember that that interview and he was just sitting
there playing video games or something like that.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
So I also feel like Nicole Cademan.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
She works every day. She works like a dun this
dude tonight.

Speaker 6 (33:14):
I mean, she is not home, she's working on She's
a workholic, which is fine. I think that's also playing
to some insecurity that he's not getting enough attention from her,
I think.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
But he's also on stage with a hot young woman
these days, the last People last year. If you look
at any of the videos lately at this that's this woman.
Oh that's what already saying in the comments and he's like, oh,
never mind, I understand now or whatever.

Speaker 6 (33:36):
I think you're right because Nicole Caideman's camp.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
But she said that she's very sad.

Speaker 6 (33:42):
She want to make it work, but kind of like
it's not from her right.

Speaker 1 (33:47):
Yeah, exactly. She wanted to try, but it's like, no,
we gave it a try and it's just not gonna happening.
I cannot wait the funny one to Lage seven PM.
Get your tickets. You you cover it all reading from
the checking out some clips. You talk about obviously, the
culture clashes living here, you talk about motherhood. Uh, and

(34:08):
I think it's amazing you bring your daughter, who's going
to open.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Up for you.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
She's four, I mean.

Speaker 6 (34:16):
Maybe making her cousin making nikes in China.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
She better be doing something. She's got to work. Her
new hour has and she's eating well.

Speaker 5 (34:23):
I was about to ask if they were competitive with
each other.

Speaker 1 (34:25):
But yeah, she's already four.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
I mean, I mean, come on, you have a podcast too, Yes,
listened to someone is really good?

Speaker 6 (34:35):
Yes, thank you Tiger Mom podcast Tiger Mom.

Speaker 5 (34:39):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (34:39):
And is this a podcast just about being a mom?
Are you covering all kinds of things?

Speaker 6 (34:44):
I think is a chant on my mom's energy.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
So all my guests come on.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I was just ask me, what is the worst thing
your mom ever said to you? And it's just about everything.
But I'll just give them, like the Chinese mom energy,
just to be honest.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
To the mothers can be pretty strict, can't they.

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Oh it's insane. My mother just she went viral in China.
We got two billion views on this one club. But
she was so I had a partner ask what on
my podcast? But like he careceled the day off because
I gave him COVID from calling him.

Speaker 5 (35:14):
Oh, I got COVID two weeks and he's like, I
got COVID. I'm like, I just called you.

Speaker 6 (35:17):
You got COVID for me. Anyway, my mother and I
were in the studio. I was like, Mom, I paid
for the thing. We got to do a podcast. She goes,
who's gonna be out? And that's for you. She goes,
I don't even speak English as an out translate, so
I just wanted my mom and I would be having
a bonding moment as a mom, you know, like I'm
actually pretty americt right. She goes, no, you're not even
ugly your whole life, and then she started y yeah,

(35:39):
and then all the Chinese even vary in China because
all the Chinese girl's like, oh my god, that's my
mom did really lazy crying, and then people are like
screaming at her, and then she she goes, they just
hate me so much. As how do you feel, mom?
She goes, I don't care. You got two being views,
you got on Cosmopolitan and she killed in China. I'll
get on a podcast again and slap you. As long
as you're getting more famous.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
I'm doing my job.

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Right, absolutely, you know it. Over a billion views online,
you passed a million of followers on social media. If
you have not seen Jaging Summers, you have to check
her out, and you can do so live tonight at
the Funnybone seven pm. Still got a few tickets, but
the show is going to sell out. I mean, so

(36:21):
get your tickets, get down, get online. You can order
tickets right online at the Funnybone dot com is where
to go to get your tickets. Jane, thank you so
much for getting it early, coming in and saying hello,
and I cannot wait to see you at the Funny
Bone tonight. Make sure you get your tickets now. Website,
social media so if people want to jump on.

Speaker 6 (36:39):
And follow you, all tickets at Jalliancomedy dot com. And
I just announced my European tour in April. So if
you are in Europe, if you live in Combuses somehow,
you're in Europe and I you know, yeah, Jallian summers everywhere,
follow me and got your name roasted. I see your
name in Chinese?

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Okay, Oh wait, hold on real quick. I want to
know this all right, So names Eron. My real name
is Aeron, so please go ahead and Eron.

Speaker 6 (37:03):
Means irn, I means love, means soft.

Speaker 3 (37:05):
I like to be soft.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Oh it's a bad idea.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
I don't say this.

Speaker 2 (37:11):
What about Rick?

Speaker 3 (37:11):
What's what's Rick means leka? He means inside and come
in Thursday.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
I'm thirsty inside, So he's horny and you're soft. Cort
No caddy, Oh, caddy is kind of break caddy means kylie,
I means successfully, means beautiful soul.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
I loved you. The second candy is a winning name.

Speaker 6 (37:39):
Your mama gave you a very cocky name.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
My daughter successful, horny and soft.

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Ye, it's the name of the new morning show.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
It's a Wednesday, which means it's time to visit one
of my favorite website s Besshole, where people anonymously admit
to things that they have done. If you wish to
do the same eight hundred one ninety ninety seven, Oh
would love to hear a funny confession again, We'll keep
it completely anonymous. I like this guy who admits in
the bar carrying three beers. My buddy came up behind
me and pulled my pants down. Undies came down too.

(38:14):
Roars of laughter went up. A few weeks later, I
spotted him filling up at the gas station, so I
snuck up behind him and pulled down his shorts. It
wasn't him. I got in my car and drove off.

Speaker 3 (38:25):
Oh you're lucky you didn't get charges. Yes, my god,
shocking hands.

Speaker 2 (38:32):
It could have ended very poorly for sure.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
This person says, I don't often brush my teeth at night.
I'd like to have a snack at supper time and
then enjoy the taste while I'm going to sleep.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
EO wow.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Age forty three and no feelings yet, okay. I mean,
if you got them strong teeth, good for you.

Speaker 2 (38:52):
I do not.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
I need to brush and floss a couple times a day.
Got my ten year old bike. The bike shop wanted
thirty to build it. My ex wife said pay it,
but I refused and I built it myself. First time
he used it and he tried to wheelie, the handlebars
came off road.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
Rash on face and hands.

Speaker 1 (39:13):
I gave him twenty dollars to say he fell down
while running. I'm still ten dollars ahead. This person says,
I pretend to my parents that I don't know. They're
dyeing their hair to hide the gray amongst the brown.
In actual fact, it looks like they put their head
in a bucket of ink every month.

Speaker 2 (39:33):
They're fooling no one.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Yeah, at some point, you do something, come out. This
person says, I've been screwing my boss for two years.
We don't even like each other and have no interest
in each other's lives, but it makes the work week
more interesting. He're just going to work to get some

(39:57):
I mean, hey, if you're two consensual adults, that's how
you want to kill time on the clock at work.

Speaker 5 (40:03):
If you can get away with.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
It, you can get away with it. I guess I'm
a family portrait photographer. In my job, you become a
good judge of character. I'm convinced that a number of
the kids I photographed will go up to be high
profile murderers. I'm keeping the picks to sell to the
newspapers when they're convicted.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Not a bad idea, Not a bad idea at all.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
For sure.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
This person says I can't grow chest hair the same
way you can count my chest hairs.

Speaker 2 (40:35):
I've got about fourteen of them.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
I don't know why this person says I can't grow
chest hair except one single hair that I leave all year,
and I pull it out every Christmas morning. Been doing
it for seventeen years. It's my favorite part of Christmas
and I look for it to it all year.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
How long does it get? I wonder? I love a
measurement on that bad boy.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
I've got one right here at the top of my arm,
like in that shoulder muscle area, and it's one thick,
coarse black hair that out of nowhere. I'll just reach
up and it's like three or four inches long. I
have no idea out of nowhere. And I'm like, what

(41:17):
I mean this thing. I can easily hang a five
pound barbell from this.

Speaker 2 (41:25):
This is a thick, coarse hair.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
None of my hair is this thick, this course, or
this darkness black in color.

Speaker 3 (41:32):
Our body so weird, so weird.

Speaker 5 (41:35):
Yeah, you can't grow a hair that long anywhere else on.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Your body, not at all, no idea. Finally, this person admits,
I think I'm in a mutually assured destruction situation with
a mom at the school. I recognize her tattoos from
the extremely niche porn movie she makes. She saw the

(41:57):
recognition on my face, and the headship confirmed it. If
I say anything, we will both be ostracized over it.
I guarantee that happens a lot with the explosion of
only fans.

Speaker 2 (42:13):
You know.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
This happens at schools or in businesses a lot where
you lock eyes with someone who're like, I.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
Know, you know, you know I know that I.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
Know I've seen certain things that you know I've seen,
but yeah, you know. Oh the website veeshil check it out.
Caught on camera. I'll tell you what. You gotta be
real careful nowadays, because it was yesterday. In fact, we
didn't really get a chance to talk about this. But

(42:46):
excuse me. Who was the woman that was has now
caught the new the new karenck Patrick Mahomes. What was
it that we were at the hat of the head
was it the headband to the headband? He was a
headband from a from a KC player. Right, I'm drawing,
drawing a blank. There's a new there's a new sports

(43:08):
carne because a couple a couple of weeks ago, it
was the woman who took the ball from the kid.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Oh, it was a scarf. The woman took a scarf
from a little kid.

Speaker 4 (43:16):
Mahomes headband Mahon, Yeah, yeah, a little kid, uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
At the game, right, and so she's kintcha. Well, the
point is, you gotta be careful because there's cameras everywhere
now cell phone care They're just everywhere. However, imagine if
it's the news camera, because this just happened in Colorado
where there was a guy, a news reporter and on
the street news reporter who was doing a story. And

(43:44):
he was doing a story about a string of robberies
and they do have a suspect. Well, take a listen
to what happened as this guy was waiting to do
his next live report, his live shot on location about
the string of robberies. Yo, hey, put the camera on them. Yo,

(44:04):
you see the parts of my hair? Is this him?

Speaker 11 (44:07):
Would it be crazy if we actually found the guy
right now? Because we saw a person who was literally
fitting the description. Who's just walked down walked by her camera.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Yep, right across the street from where they were doing
their live shot. The suspect they were talking about who
the street.

Speaker 3 (44:28):
It's amazing.

Speaker 1 (44:29):
The cameraman called the police and the suspect was arrested
within ten minutes. They zoom in on the crowd and
the guy, the suspect, turns around. He's he's locked eyes
with the camera like he is staring down the lens
and it's just no expression whatsoever, just walking on by, like, hey,

(44:52):
look there's a live newscast going on across the street. Loddy, Doddy, Doddy.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
It's actually a better move than acting like you're guilty
of something.

Speaker 1 (45:01):
Right, Yes, I act like you're supposed to be there, right,
But I want to know what was caught on camera.
Did something crazy happen in your life that was caught
on camera or did you maybe catch something on your
camera that was absolutely crazy? I can't think of anything
necessarily that I caught on my camera or on video.

Speaker 3 (45:24):
Okay, this is a really kind of a wild thing.
Is my one of my dearest friends, Karen. She was
at a bachelorette party at a bar, and this is
back in the nineties, right, And they went around to
the bar and got all the men at the bar,
gave them each a rose, and then had them hand

(45:45):
the rose to their bachelorette. You know, so they got
pictures of all these different guys who handed a rose over.
In looking at those pictures, maybe fifteen years later, there
was a picture of the man that she had married
like six years before. He was at that bar. She

(46:06):
gave him a rose to give to her friend at
the Oh, she caught her future husband on camera and
even had no idea until years later She's like, what's yeah,
she didn't know him or anything. It was a total
stranger and.

Speaker 1 (46:24):
They somehow reconnected, re met years later.

Speaker 3 (46:27):
Years later, and got married. That's that's a pretty neat story.

Speaker 2 (46:30):
Yeah, do you ever catch any on camera.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Thing I did call.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
I remember this a couple of years ago, speaking of
Karen's one in my neighborhood who did not like my
neighbor's fireworks, and she had a fit.

Speaker 5 (46:41):
Man, it was a whole thing. She called the police.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
They can because fireworks are legal here now, right, And
so there was a whole issue when they let fireworks
off because you can do him on holiday weekends all
the Memorial Day weekend, Labor Day weekend for just July o, right,
So they had let them off Memorial Day week She
came over, she had a fit. They didn't care, nothing happened.

(47:04):
But then fourth of July. It wasn't actually on the
day the fourth of July, but it was closed.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
So here she come again with her husband. She is
having it. I got the whole thing. She's just screaming
at this this little old couple. They're like six years old.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
They love fireworks, right, They're shooting them off right out
in front of the house, and they called police, please
come on, Well it's legal, man, we can't.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
And she's mad. She's telling them, well, I don't.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Want to talk to you right now.

Speaker 5 (47:27):
It was just it was ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Yeah, we played on the audio like catching a Karen
Yeah in the wild, yeah, yeah, exactly ninety nine seven zero.
Would love to know what did you catch on camera?
And uh, maybe maybe didn't know what you had at
the time, or you're like, oh my god, I can't
believe I have this. I we'd love to hear your

(47:49):
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hundred eight one ninety nine seven. Oh, if you want
to win your pair of VIP passes to the Mothman
Experience in Haunted Mountain at Chili Coothee, I'll give us

(48:31):
a call right now.

Speaker 2 (48:32):
As we play back and forth.

Speaker 1 (48:33):
This is where Thick gives us a category and Kelly
and I go back and forth naming things in that
category until someone can't come up with an answer. Oh boy,
and then that person gets a point. So if you
want to go to the Haunted Mountain eight hundred eight
two one ninety nine seven. Oh right, now, let's get
our first contestant to blitz. Who's this?

Speaker 8 (48:54):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Good morning? Nick? All right? Nick, you called in first?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Your choice?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Do you want to be teamed with Kelly or Goose?
All right, Nick, hang out one second. Let me find
myself a teammate, BLITZI, who's this.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Madison?

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Alright, Madison, it's you and I together because Nick chose Kelly.
So Nick, Madison, you guys hang on one second. We're
gonna find out who's gonna walk away with some tickets
for the Haunted Mansion.

Speaker 2 (49:27):
Back and forth, Kelly.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
Are you ready?

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Guess? Yeah? Sure, surefident, and get my confidence from Nick.
He's ready to go.

Speaker 1 (49:38):
Well, let's go back and forth.

Speaker 5 (49:39):
All right? First category? US capital cities.

Speaker 3 (49:44):
Lancing, Columbus, Boise, Albany, Denver, Hey, Denver is not the
capital of Colorado.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Capital.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
I got a list in my hand.

Speaker 3 (49:59):
He uh, all right, Sacramento, Springfield. Okay, Tallahassee. Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
Uh said, I said there are times that poise.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
You did it, all right, So.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
He's gets the point, right, So, yeah, I don't know geography.
That's Chicago, Chicago Capital, but Springfield, Springfield. You already said, yeah,
you got that.

Speaker 2 (50:48):
Hoboken.

Speaker 5 (50:50):
Hoboken isn't Hoboken in New York.

Speaker 2 (50:53):
New Jersey, Oh, New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah, uh no, that would be Trenton, Trent.

Speaker 5 (50:57):
Okay, now it's official. Yeah, all right, next one, I'm.

Speaker 3 (51:01):
Stupid, not stupid, pretty stupid.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
Yeah, you said you don't know geography. You don't have
to know where it's at. You know the name of it,
you know. All right, ready for this one.

Speaker 5 (51:12):
Academy Award categories.

Speaker 3 (51:18):
Best Movie, Best Actor in a Dramas in.

Speaker 8 (51:22):
A Drama, Best Director, Best Actress, Best Supporting Actor in.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
A Drama, Best Supporting Actress in a Drama, Screenwriting, Uh,
Musical score, makeup? Uh? How about uh Best Actor in
a comedy.

Speaker 4 (51:53):
There's they don't they don't differentiate between comedy dramas.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Just best actors. And you said you guys, Okay.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
So all right, let's see. How about we're going to
have the Best Short Film or Documentary.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Sound Design yep.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Did you already say costumes costumes?

Speaker 1 (52:22):
Costumes?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
I did say makeup though, but you say costumes.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Uh. Best supporting actress.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
I already said that.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
You said that.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
I said it after you said.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Right, lead actor, we already said that lead actress.

Speaker 3 (52:38):
We already said that.

Speaker 5 (52:39):
We did all four, supported and supporting all four?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
All right.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Best cinematography, Oh good, one, very nice. Okay, let's see.
I'm going to say, how about you did set design? Yeah,
set design, I think it is sometimes.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
Is there another term for it?

Speaker 3 (53:09):
That's that's on the night that they do before.

Speaker 2 (53:11):
The that's one of the non televised ones.

Speaker 3 (53:16):
Yeah, let's see set design. That sounds good though, doesn't it?

Speaker 1 (53:19):
It does?

Speaker 4 (53:19):
I got twenty four and that is I do not
on there.

Speaker 3 (53:24):
That all right.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
I'm taking the point.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
You can take the point.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
It tied one one one one tidebreaker.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Types of rodents, Oh god, yeah.

Speaker 8 (53:38):
Mouse, rat, awsome, mole, guinea, pig, vol hamster, chip, a monk, churable.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
Oh boy?

Speaker 11 (53:57):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (53:59):
Groundhog, hedgehog?

Speaker 2 (54:02):
No, it is groundhog and hedgehog are the same thing.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
No, that's the same thing. Is hedgehog a rodent?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Ye?

Speaker 3 (54:10):
Okay, skunk that's not it.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (54:17):
I don't think it is either skunk Okay, judge is checking. No,
skunk's out of rodent Okay, ant eater.

Speaker 1 (54:26):
I don't think that's okay.

Speaker 5 (54:29):
Wait, you can't just keep being wrong.

Speaker 3 (54:31):
Well he just said best afters, best actress, best supporting John,
six things you did six things before we let you
get a right one.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
I don't think you know what you're getting your song.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
You know that this a is a pretty ugly round.

Speaker 1 (54:46):
Give it to you.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
You know what that?

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Yeah? I just think that, Uh, where do you put
these names? Oh? Nick and Kelly? There we go, Nick
and Nick and Madison. Nick and Madison. We'll give you
both tickets because we he saw this morning. So you're
both getting VIP passes for the mathematic experience and audit
mountain at Chilicabee. Okay, sure, welcome, have a good one now, right.

Speaker 5 (55:15):
Unless the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
Columbus police called to Mount Carmel East yesterday after a
female cafe worker stabbed a male cafe worker. Hospital staff
say the female employee then ran out of the hospital,
and they told officers she might be hiding in the
woods and indeed, that's where officers say they found her
with self inflicted knife wounds. They found the knife nearby.
The man was brought to the hospital's er in critical condition.

(55:43):
He's now unstable. The female taking in for treatment at
the er as well. But what's open and what's closed
during the government shutdown? Essentials like male social security checks, medicare,
air traffic control, border security in the military. We'll keep running,
though some services could slow down because some employees aren't
getting paid. It's like you have to come because you're
an essential worker, but you'll probably not get paid for

(56:06):
the time being. I guess who is getting paid. Members
of Congress.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
That makes sense.

Speaker 3 (56:13):
Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. We'll shut everything down and
you're not getting paid, but we're going to go on
living the high life over here anyway.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
I think it was last time we had a government
shut down, it was like, you don't get paid until
you figure this out, right, No, it's pretty simple. It
feels like you're not doing your job, so you don't
get paid.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Yeah, some things that will be closed national parks, Smithsonian museums, tours,
the federal sites like the Capitol, in the White House,
et cetera. Well, soon After it was announced that Nicole
Kidman and Keith Urban were separated, Nicole Kidman filed divorce
papers to end their nineteen year marriage. The papers were
filed in Nashville, and they say the two experienced quote
marital difficulties and quote irreconcilable differences. A parenting order was

(57:00):
filed as well shows the two have agreed to set
a schedule for how much time each parent gets with
their two daughters, ages fourteen and seventeen. Neither Kidman or
Urban will see child support from the other, and Kidman
will be the primary residential parent. Now, all of a sudden,
for whatever reason, because your phone is keeping ears out
on you, I'm quite sure my TikTok is filled with

(57:22):
Keith Urban concert content. I've never looked that up in
my life, but all of a sudden, I'm getting this
content of Keith on stage and he's in a current
tour and one of his utility musicians, her name is
Maggie Baugh, and she's amazing. She sings, she plays guitar, mandolin, violin, amazing,

(57:44):
she's twenty five years old, cute as a button. And
you should see the comments section. Now we know why.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Oh she is cute.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
She's real cute. Yeah, so people are making big assumptions
that she might be the reason for Keith Urban moving
out of the old marital home at the beginning of summer.
But that's just a big nasty rumor, you know how
the internet gets. So I feel pretty bad for her
if indeed this is not the case, because a lot

(58:13):
of people are saying that old Keith stepped out.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
Well, if he did, good choice.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
Yes for somebody who's almost sixty, he snagged a twenty
five year old. Yeah yeah, that's pretty gross though, to
do that to your wife who stuck with you through
drug rehab right after you got married.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty bad to do that.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
I saw somebody comment Keith Urban's on stale with on
stage with Maggie Ball, and somebody goes, man, those two
ladies can sing, all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
I found out last night a member of the Blitz
crew has what seems to be a fairly serious problem,
one that that you could get help with. And I
want to bring it up because I have to assume
this person is not the only person with this problem.
So maybe there's a group or maybe you can share

(59:06):
some information. So this person has sort of number to call,
a website to visit someone they can talk to where
they can get help with this problem. Because we're sitting
on the couch last night, Nora and I, and she goes,
I gotta show you this picture because Nora has become
good friends and fairly close to the lovely Tests who

(59:29):
does nights here on the Blitz two or like, yeah, yeah, really,
it's got to the point where they're doing they're doing
clothing exchanges.

Speaker 2 (59:38):
Now. Yeah, I had to bring in a bag here
and leave.

Speaker 1 (59:42):
It in the studio for test, a big up at
night and then testing. Your son actually showed up on
Sunday afternoon and Tessa dropped off some clothes. Nora, but
she shows me this picture because Tests, like Nora, and
like a lot of other people, loves amaz Son, loves
getting the deliveries.

Speaker 2 (01:00:02):
You need something that's there to be delivered to your door.

Speaker 1 (01:00:06):
Tess had two delivery drivers show up at the exact
same time yesterday with a couple of boxes each. That's
a problem. Hey, if you're ordering so much that you
have got two delivery drivers show up at the same time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Hey, what are.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
You doing here? Oh, we're both walking up to the
same door that's in.

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Nate Bargesi's current set is that he does double door dash,
so he'll order one person to DoorDash him like McDonald's,
and another to door dash him dairy Queen. And one
time he drove home and he was like trying to
be slow so they could drop it off, but both
the DoorDash drivers met at his driveway. He said, it
was so embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Yeah, yeah, I can't imagine what would be like to
order so much that you have two delivery drivers show
up at the exact same time.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
I thought there was just one guy per neighborhood, but
I guess not. No, They're just all over the place.

Speaker 1 (01:01:05):
I get. You know, I'm assuming it was probably one
of those things where one of the deliveries was like
the one to three day delivery and it just happened
to be, and then the other one was like the
same day delivery. You know, you can get it within
a couple hours because it's available at the at the
warehouse or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:01:21):
And it could have come from one Amazon and what
you know, you see the guys who are renting the
nineteen ninety five a day trucks are doing delivery delivery.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Yeah, absolutely, and because they outsourced some of that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:01:32):
Now, yeah, thanks for letting me know my family might
have to do an intervention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
You might have to step in for sure and speak
to your daughter in law because yeah, that is I
couldn't help, but crack up. I looked, I looked nord
Den in the eye and I said, if that ever
did you ever get to the point where two delivery
drivers show them at the same time?

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
Woo?

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
So that's a bit much.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
So yeah, yeah, you had a little AA needed four tests. Well,
Amazon Anonymous, where you should go talk about your problems
because you need to get some help.

Speaker 10 (01:02:10):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
Oh very special, not so breaking news as we got
ourselves a double dose at WTF what the Florida our
first story taking us down where I guess maybe they
heard our report. I think it was last week we
were talking about the report that says you should have
somewhere between eight and ten smoke detectors in your house.

(01:02:38):
A lot of people have like two, maybe one in
the hallway and one in a bedroom, or one in
the hallway, one in the basement.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
Something like that we have one on each floor. That's
three right, basement, regular floor, top floor.

Speaker 1 (01:02:49):
Yeah, they're talking inside the bedroom, outside the bedroom, the hallway,
the kitchen, the living room. Yeah, so this may be
the case as to why such a mass theft ring
in Miami Dade, Florida is taking place, where investigators just
discovered an eight hundred thousand dollars theft ring of nothing

(01:03:12):
but smoke detectors that have been stolen from home depot
stores around Florida. Seventeen Florida stores, I'm sorry, seventeen Florida
counties and counting have had home depots that have major thefts,
including a minimum of forty four smoke detectors stolen from
each store. Seventy eight thousand dollars worth of stolen merchandise

(01:03:34):
was found at the storage unit in Hillsboro County, and
another three hundred thousand dollars worth of product tied to
the theft ring were found at a warehouse in Houston, Texas.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
They're actually shipping them out.

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
This is such a huge theft ring theft ing that
they're shipping out the goods.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
To make their money.

Speaker 1 (01:03:49):
And this is a group of people, this is a
conspiracy racketeering theft ring involving a minimum of eight people.
They have a total combined one hundred and seventy previous
charges between all of the suspects involved in this ring.

(01:04:09):
But these are these are you know, basically professional lifetime
criminals that have set up this ring. So yes, finally
they have been busted. They say, it's a great partnership
between the the AG law and our Office of Statewide Prosecution,
and some people are going to be spending time in jail.

Speaker 3 (01:04:27):
Is it just really easy to steal from home depot
because that's where everybody's stealing from.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
I believe that they have got one of those policies
where they just don't They won't.

Speaker 2 (01:04:37):
Come after, they won't come out.

Speaker 3 (01:04:38):
You can wheel out a basket full of smoke detectors
and nobody's looking twice.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Tools can I get? Just go free? Tools?

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Tools are?

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
Tools are such?

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
It's what I can't see. Tools to me would be
a better thing to see.

Speaker 5 (01:04:50):
You just walk in and take tools.

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:04:52):
And they won't do anything.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Now, granted they not to say that they won't follow you,
they won't look for your license plate, you know things
like that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
I knew there's always fine print.

Speaker 1 (01:05:01):
Yeah, it's not that they're not going to do anything,
but it's not like lost prevention back in the day,
where they're going to try and tackle you, take you
back to the office, then call the police and all
that kind of stuff. It's not worth it to them anymore.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
So.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
Story number two takes us to Hudson, Florida, where a
neighborhood dispute has turned into two dead and eaten peacocks.
Pasco County Sheriff's Office apparently have been responding to this
incident where Craig Vaught had some pet peacocks that roamed

(01:05:37):
free in his yard. Now here's the thing. His neighbor,
this woman would come over and feed the peacocks. I
don't know she got enjoyment out of it. Did she
feel bad for them? I have no idea, but she
would feed the peacocks. Well, Craig Vaught, the owner of
the peacocks, did not like that and actually dropped a

(01:05:59):
letter in this woman's mailbox saying, if you continue to
feed the peacocks, I will kill and eat them. Now,
let me remind you these are his peacocks that live
in his backyard. Well, let me tell you that's exactly
what he did. After another feeding, he went out back

(01:06:21):
and killed and ate the peacocks.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
So you showed her didn't what nutcase?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Why would you do that? I don't under Was he.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
Just planning on doing that all along but decided he would.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
I guess. In the criminal complaint he admitting he admitted
to cutting the heads off the peacocks out of spite.
He fried him up in a frying pan and had
himself some peacock petee or whatever he had.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
I don't know, but you can really have a bad neighbor,
can't you really get No, she shouldn't have been feeding
animals that weren't hers. Granted that is true, but you
really took it up, not just one notch, sir?

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Could could she? Could He have complained to the officers like,
don't feed my get her in trouble. Don't feed my beacocks.
He's her mine.

Speaker 5 (01:07:20):
You feed my dog? I think that's I don't think
you can do that, right?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
That seems a bit odd. Well, anyways, he admitted to
all of it. He is now being held on twenty
five thousand dollars bond in a criminal case. Of course,
we're talking aggravated cruelty to animals with excessive pain and death.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
Uh yeah, there's or she's giggling NonStop.

Speaker 3 (01:07:40):
Now she's probably upset. Sheecks.

Speaker 5 (01:07:43):
Yeah, she's said for the peaka, I mean because of
what happened to him.

Speaker 1 (01:07:46):
Oh yeah, she's happy about that, but well deserved.

Speaker 2 (01:07:49):
I'm happy about it.

Speaker 1 (01:07:50):
You don't go just chopping off animals heads and killing
them and frying them up in a frying pan. Unless
it's a delicious chicken, then I'm all in. I mean
I'll do that to it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, what what would he have done if it were
dogs and she was feeding his dog?

Speaker 1 (01:08:04):
I mean, he's obviously sick, right, and he will be
locked up thankfully, So I should not have so breaking
news before we get to Blitz Therapy. Brought to you
by Tri State Mental Health. Some breaking sports news real
quick for are you Cleveland Browns fans out there? No
more Joe Flacco for you. The Browns have benched Joe Flacco.

(01:08:25):
Dylan Gabriel is going to get the start. I love
it when a team beats the team so bad they're like, here,
we gotta bench the quarterback, which is what happened when
my Detroit Lions beat up on this Hello, Hello, and
then Detroit continues the Ohio Tour. This week we play Cincinnati,
so another pounding Yeah, probably yeah, probably so yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:45):
If you're I don't know if you're excited or not
about this.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
That he got Dylan.

Speaker 5 (01:08:51):
If he wins, they'll be thrown.

Speaker 1 (01:08:52):
Why wouldn't you want to sell some tickets and push
your door in? You know, I was gonna sell some tickets.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
That's the Browns sell out always, it does happen, Okay,
I guess yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
And if Dylan falters, then will get his chance.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:09:03):
All right, on to Blitz Therapy, brought to you by
Tri State Ment Health, which, by the way, I went
yesterday and got all checked out, got my my first
testosterone shot right there in the left butt cheek.

Speaker 3 (01:09:16):
I thought that left cheek looked manly.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
I was running.

Speaker 1 (01:09:22):
I was running a bit low in the in the
normal range. I was on the very low end of normal.
So she was like, you probably benefit from a little bit.
And I was like, load her up, We'll pick me up.
Load that buttchee up.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
I got no problem with whatsoever.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Now el Nora is going to be running from you.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Yeah, right, we'll see what happened. So it's like an
eight week eight week process and then they retest. So yeah,
I mentioned check it out, try state mental health for sure.
This story is quite a This is not a local story.
But this is a story that I saw and I
couldn't help but bring it up because I don't know

(01:09:58):
I would. I wouldn't have a problem with this. This
wouldn't bother me one bit, especially being in the planning
process sees of a wedding. If it takes this long
for something to happen at a wedding, I absolutely would
do this and I would not have a problem with
doing this. Take a listen to what this woman said
on her TikTok page. She's in trouble. She was a

(01:10:21):
guest at a wedding. Okay, the bride is now very
mad at her for something she did at the wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
Take a listen.

Speaker 12 (01:10:28):
Went to a friend's wedding, but it was a really
long day. The wedding took place at twelve. When it
got to eight pm with no food insight, I was
absolutely struggling. I was starting to get angry. So me
and my friend who asked, we've decided to order a
pizza sneakily to the venue. When it arrived, I slipped
outside to grab it and I shared it with a
couple of other people at the table who were also starving.
World got round, and now the bride is furious with

(01:10:48):
me and said, if i'd just been patient, food was
arriving in the next thirty minutes. She told me that
I embarrassed her. But some mothers told me it was
tacky and disrespectful.

Speaker 1 (01:10:57):
How patient. It's been eight hours and you want me
to another thirty minutes?

Speaker 5 (01:11:02):
Come on now, or you didn't and you didn't know
that it was coming in thirty minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
You didn't know it was coming in thirty minutes, but
you order a pizza to get delivered to the wedding
venue because you're hungry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Kelly, you're not on your head.

Speaker 3 (01:11:16):
Yeah, I think it's tacky.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
I think it's tacky.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Yes, absolutely. I also think the bride was probably really embarrassed,
and that's the reason she's mad. I understand, though I
have gotten angry and been willing to do just about anything,
even end of friendship, and you have to.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Fight of food.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
You admit your angrness is pretty severe.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
It's severe, so I understand I'm thinking, maybe you don't
bring the pizza inside to your table, you keep it,
you go eat it in your car. That to me
is not tacky. You can order a pizza, get grab
the guy outside, and go to your car and eat it.
I would do that at every wedding, because there's nine
times out of ten I don't want to, you know,
eat the meat or whatever they're.

Speaker 2 (01:11:56):
Serving that gray meat in blue.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
You're like, yeah, it's not tack. The ordering's not the
taxi part. It's bringing it into the venue. That's the
tacky part.

Speaker 1 (01:12:08):
Okay, eight hundred two one ninety nine seven? Oh would
you do this? Have you done this? If you're a bride?
Would you be mad about this? Have you seen something
like this at a wedding before? I'm just shocked you
got it. Let's say you decide on the noon or
one o'clock uh ceremony, but the the actual reception is

(01:12:29):
until later at what were you doing in that window? Like,
I don't how much later? Are we talking about? Eight hours?

Speaker 5 (01:12:37):
I know what I what took that long?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
You figured at that point you would go somewhere like
I know a lot of times like if you go
to a bar mitzvah or a bot mitzvah.

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
Right, you you go.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
To the ceremony at ten a, ten am eleven am,
and then the party is that night.

Speaker 2 (01:12:57):
But in between you've got time to kill.

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Maybe're hanging out with only Maybe you go get an
appetizer in a beverage somewhere to tide you over. Youd
dig weddings right all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
Yeah, So standard wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:13:08):
They have the ceremony, and then after the ceremony, the
bride and grow in the park party they go get.

Speaker 5 (01:13:13):
Pictures done, maybe a cocktail hour.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
The guests go to the cocktail hour, and there's usually
some more nerves.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
Yeah you know, yeah, where are the where were the
Horvy davies? Yeah, like, come on, if you're gonna make
me hang out for eight hours, I need some Horvey's ebes.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
I usually have our dirves and then they show up
and then and then and then the first thing you
do is have dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:33):
Ones, they get done with the pictures.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
You get your cocktail hour, you get everyone seated. They
might do like an entrance so yeah, yeah, yeah, another
forty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Uh, you know, our dirt should hold you over till
the dinner.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
If you're in the back of the room and they're
doing a buffet, you got to wait until your table
is called. Have you ever snuck away early? Yes, Okay,
you're like, forget this, I'm going up to the Buffalian.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
There's just no way.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
I thought cake early at the last wedding I was at,
but I didn't mean to. It was kind of an accident.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
How'd you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:14:01):
Well, they had cut up the cake. They had a
cake to be cut by the bride and groom, but
they also had like sheet cake that was already cut
up and on a table. And this gal who I
was sitting with she had to leave. She's like, do
you think I can get cake? And I'm like, uh, yeah,
it's sitting right there on the table. I think you
can grab one to go. So we both went over there,

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and then I'm like, well, I'm just gonna grab one too,
because I really want that cake. So I did and
brought one back from my husband, and then the other
two people at our table went and got it, and
then they had a line of groomsmen blocking the cake
after we did that. So I was like, turns that.
I turns out that I'm the classless one in this situation.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
I love that they had the groomsmen playing it.

Speaker 3 (01:14:47):
They stood, there were probably five of them blocking.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
The cut out and laid out why would they want
you to wait?

Speaker 3 (01:14:53):
I think it wasn't going to be that long. It
really wasn't. It was probably within ten minutes. They came
over to cut the cake, serve it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
But I was like, were they staring at your table
while they were guarding it?

Speaker 3 (01:15:04):
I was busy eating cake. I don't know who was looking.

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
At what locked everything out of that?

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Kelly was not going to look at them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
Dave said, why would you make your guest wait eight hours?
That's rude? If anything, I agree. I can't imagine what
was going on for that eight hours.

Speaker 5 (01:15:20):
Why are you upset that somebody got a pizza?

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Who?

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
I mean? People get so upset about the dumbest stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:26):
I don't again bringing it into the to the venue.

Speaker 3 (01:15:31):
It's embarrassing. Did you order enough for the class if
you didn't keep it in your car?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
I'm with Kelly, order it and in your car, one,
says Mary Anne eight hundred and one ninety nine seven.
Oh have you ever seen anything like this at a wedding? Before,
or maybe you were the one who did something like
this at a wedding. Loved to hear from United seven
of the Blitz. Hey, as we roll into October, it's
the first day that October.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
What I know, I know October.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (01:16:06):
You've been here for nine months?

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Yeah, eight months months, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
It feels like nine.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Yu're absolutely right, there's a difference.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
Yeah, I was thinking on the drive in this morning.

Speaker 1 (01:16:19):
We got to look at like a one year anniversary
party or something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:22):
Yeah, a lot of fun.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Yeah, this should be the dead of winner. We we'll
need something.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Yeah, we'll be down for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
As we do roll into October. A couple of things
you can look forward to if you're a baseball fan.
The playoffs that started yester two days ago, actually right, yes, yeah,
the first day with playoffs yesterday okay uh. And they continue,
of course, as we lead up to the World Series
set for the twenty fourth. The NHL season starts next Tuesday.
If you're a hockey fan, if you want to go
to the movies, A lot of people talking about The

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Smashing Machine. That's the Rocks new movie that's coming out.
They're talking Academy Award.

Speaker 5 (01:16:53):
Oh really, yeah, for the Rock, for the Rock, no kidding.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
They are talking Academy Award nomination for his performance The
Smashing Machine.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:17:03):
If you want to see your once in a decade
Daniel day.

Speaker 2 (01:17:09):
Lewis movie, you can do so.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
He's got a new movie, his first new movie in
eight years. I can't wait to see tron Aries. I'm
going to see that in the biggest screen possible. That
looks unbelievable. That's coming out the tenth and then I'm
also looking forward to this Jeremy Allen White, of course
from The Bear and from Shameless.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
He's playing Bruce Springsteen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
They got the biopick movie coming out that comes out
on the twenty fourth. If you enjoy sitting on the
couch and watching TV, Abbott Elementary returns tonight. SNL's back
for its fifty first season this Saturday. Big shake up
there in the cast. Gray's and Natty. The Gray's Anatomy
is back on the ninth for the I don't know,
it's like the seventh forty seventh season.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
Still cranking him out over there, still.

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
Cranking him out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:55):
Let's see NCI Guess returns on the fourteenth. Nine one
returns on the sixteenth.

Speaker 7 (01:18:01):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
And let's see for holidays, You've got Yom Kipur, the
holiest of high holy days for the Jewish tradition, which
starts tonight. You've got Columbus Day and Indigenous People's down
the thirteenth, and then of course all gearing up for
Halloween on the thirty first, So it's coming.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
You got some things to look forward to.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
There was also this, real quick, there was a statistic
that I want to find it real quick, more than
sixty percent of parents are going to diy Halloween costumes
this year, which I could totally see.

Speaker 3 (01:18:33):
We used to do that. I mean that was it.
You never unless you were a kindergartener and you bought
the plastic mask.

Speaker 5 (01:18:41):
Yeah, the chief costumes.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
Oh, with the rubber band that just slice stand in
the back of your.

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
Head and then it gets all like hot and like
sweaty y.

Speaker 1 (01:18:53):
Yeah. You took that thing off and it just it
had It wasn't water droplets. It was just this kind
of like sheen. It was like tiny, tiny little bubble wrap,
a little sweaty bubbles inside your spider Man mask.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
It was just what but I tell you did you
guys used to do. When I went to Valley four
Ge Elementary on the north side, and we used to
do a parade around this neighborhood within our costumes. It
was the best day of the year. The neighbors all
came out and they were really flapping and watching us
walk by, and our costume took.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
The kids out.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
You basically got two trick or treats, so one and
then the regular one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:31):
Oh man, we didn't do that. That's kind of cool. Well, anyways,
some things you look forward to in the month of October.
Now the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:19:44):
Well, just a reminder if you've got a little bit
of property. Fall burning restrictions in Ohio go into effect today.
Open burning is banned between six am and six pm.
If you do burn during permitted hours, fires have to
be more than a thousand feet from your neighbor's house.
You cannot burn when there's an air pollution alert, and
the smoke cannot obscure visibility on the roadways. These restrictions

(01:20:05):
will be in place from October through the end of November.
Door Dash has a new robot delivery service that they're
calling dot. It is the cutest little thing dot cute. Yeah,
so yeah, it's just like it looks like a red cart,
but it's a robot. It's got those two I looking
things on the front with the lights around it, kind
of like Risbot a little bit. And yeah, can navigate

(01:20:28):
on uneven surfaces. It can travel up to twenty miles
per hour. Like you can be you could get run
over by dot right, it's about what.

Speaker 2 (01:20:38):
It's got kneecap height. It could definitely take out.

Speaker 3 (01:20:42):
Yes, yeah, so there. It's currently being tested for food
delivery in Phoenix, but the goal is for future expansion
into multiple other cities. I would you know, we always
are test markets for food and different kinds of foods
and restaurants. I wish we would be a test market
for these robots. Think they're cool. Yeah, we do have

(01:21:02):
They have them on campus like.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Downtown, Yeah, campus downtown area up and down High Street.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty cool. Well from the man who
brought us American horror story in the two seasons of Monster,
the one about Jeffrey Dahmer the other about the Menendez brothers.
On Friday, it's Ryan Murphy's third season of Monster. It's
on Netflix, and this one is focusing on a psychopath
you've probably not heard of. His name's Ed Geen. It
stars Charlie Hunham, who we know as Jack's from Sons

(01:21:30):
of Anarchy. He plays Ed Green. Ed is a monster.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
He committed his crimes in the late forties and the fifties.
He for sure killed two people. He's suspected in several others.
But his main proclivity was digging up recently buried women
from their graves. Uh huh, taking the bodies home, harvesting

(01:21:57):
the things he wanted, which was a lot of and
then returning the rest to the grave. Now, soon after
his mom died in nineteen forty five, Ed Keane decided
he was going to create a woman suit that he
could wear to become his mother, which obviously inspired the
movie Psycho. That is where they got this whole story

(01:22:18):
from the things that they found in this man's home.

Speaker 1 (01:22:23):
I saw this list.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
It is it's the most disturbing thing you've ever read through.
But it's a lot of skin. But there are other
things as well, including four noses, a pair of lips
on a window shade drawstring. He had a belt made
from female human nipples. This is a sicko like I

(01:22:49):
literally am having trouble even having like saying the words
because it's so awful some of what he had. But
he was absolutely in the process of making a woman's
skin suit, and I had other things he had already
created made out of human skin. It lamp shades, Yeah,
like a wastebasket trailer.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
The trailer looks, looks freaky.

Speaker 3 (01:23:11):
It's disturbing. Yeah, it is Ryan Murphy through and through,
like you know, he can he can do it up well.
But yeah, so his case did inspire the movie or
the story Psycho that turned into a movie. It also
inspired the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, and it inspired the movie
The Silence of the Lamps.

Speaker 1 (01:23:30):
Yeah, I might have to check this out. I didn't
watch them in Endez Brothers Ones. I watched the damer One,
but this one I might have to check out.

Speaker 3 (01:23:38):
You know, Ryan Murphy's too much for me. I cannot.
I watched the first season of American Horror Story and dipped.
I could not watch anymore. It bothers me, my my
psychological it can't take it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
He's messed up, well, he's messed up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
He's just he's messed up in a genius way that
he can tell these stories and.

Speaker 4 (01:23:55):
Yeah, because I mean a lot of horror movies now
to me are just it's really I mean, yeah, you
know there's the slasher most of them are slasher movies,
but like real horror, the real stuff he's doing real horror. Yeah,
I mean the American Horror Story series.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
I love those.

Speaker 2 (01:24:10):
I will definitely check out check out this one for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:24:13):
Those are you three things.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
You know, we are all three big advocates of mental
health here, and it can be expensive.

Speaker 2 (01:24:24):
In fact, i'm reading this story.

Speaker 1 (01:24:26):
There's a woman by the name of Kristen Johansson who
has been going through therapy for a while now, including
the past five years where she was working through her
mother's death, a divorce, years of childhood trauma. Her copay
was thirty dollars per appointment. However, her therapist stopped taking

(01:24:48):
her insurance, other other insurance companies boosted the copay or
stopped covering mental health, and so that thirty dollars cope
balloon to two hundred and seventy five dollars a session overnight.
That is a huge difference when it comes to budgeting
your money. So she did what some people have started

(01:25:12):
to do. She's gone to chat GPT jeeez Man twenty
dollars a month, and to her surprise, she says it
has helped her in ways human therapists couldn't. She doesn't
feel judged, she doesn't feel rushed. I don't feel pressured
by time constraints. If I wake up from a bad
dream at night. She's right, she says, she is in

(01:25:34):
CHATGBT is right there to talk to and wow, Ai
chat GBT is taking a look at this and going
can we expand upon this? Is this something that could
actually work? I mean, obviously you have to make your
own determination.

Speaker 4 (01:25:53):
But yeah, until it starts telling you how to kill
yourself like it's done to so many other.

Speaker 1 (01:25:58):
People, why wouldn't say so many other people? There have
been instances, but there are just as many instances of
people stepping up and saying, yes, this worked for me.
So you can look at it either way.

Speaker 4 (01:26:10):
Well, I'm not going to excuse that because it helped
some people.

Speaker 2 (01:26:16):
No, I'm not saying excuse it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:17):
Yes, if they're going to look into this.

Speaker 5 (01:26:20):
They got to make sure it works.

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
They got to make sure it works.

Speaker 1 (01:26:23):
Yes, absolutely, there are other there are there are issues
to look at. It shouldn't do that once, let alone
a handful of times. So, yes, is this something that
may expand possibly? I mean, Chad GBT right now has
seven hundred million weekly users and over ten million people

(01:26:45):
paying twenty dollars a month because you get the free version.
But if you want the expanded version, if you're looking
at about twenty dollars a month. So she's saying yes.

Speaker 2 (01:26:53):
It can help.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Now, of course there are other people. There is a
psychiatrist and bioethics scholar a you Berley, who says, yeah,
but only under specific condition should you do this?

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
Yeah, don't put me out of work.

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Well, I guess there's that, yes, But you know, could
this take on a larger role? I'd be very interested
where it goes.

Speaker 4 (01:27:19):
Yeah, I mean I guarantee that's not the only person.
They're doing it now, just doing it right now, so
it's only going to grow.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
So yeah, I would love to see where this goes,
and the more information that becomes available, I will absolutely
report on it. Nine some of the books. Now, let's
see if we can learn you something. Sit up and
pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some stuff on a
Wednesday morning. Make you a little bit smarter than were
when you woke up today, this might be for you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:48):
Thick.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
Thirty years after his presidency was over, Herbert Hoover had
a book published called Fishing for Fun and to Wash
your Soul. All right, might want to look it up.
See what's something good that sounds good? The current water
speed record is three hundred and eighteen miles per hour.

Speaker 5 (01:28:10):
That is what fast on what I know you won
on that boat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:16):
I don't know that one.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
That one may be like. Because here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
An Australian guy set the record in his boat in
nineteen seventy eight, which seems like a long time ago
to set that kind of record. Since then, the two
official attempts to break it have resulted in people dying.
In fact, since nineteen thirty, people trying to set or
break the record for fastest water speed record have a
fatality rate of fifty four percent.

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Oh no, that's a little so high for me, less
than a one out of two chance.

Speaker 1 (01:28:45):
Yes, do you remember it was?

Speaker 4 (01:28:47):
I swear it's like a couple months ago we saw
that boat that did that thing and get caught air
and flipped upside.

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
It was insane. Those speedboats you get, you get the
tiniest bit of air and it's flipping head over feet.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Dude, yead on all them in the summertime. They got
those cigar boats. They're real loud, and they're long and
they are so I can't believe how fast those guys
are going out.

Speaker 1 (01:29:09):
I mean, our boat before it melted in the fire,
you could go sixty in.

Speaker 5 (01:29:16):
Yeah, you and I were going sixty in mine.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
That's fast enough for me, bloody fit. Yeah, man, disney
World is twice the size of Manhattan. The Disney parks
in Florida cover forty three square miles. Manhattan is twenty
two square miles. I feel like I could walk all
the way around Manhattan.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
Twenty two miles. Yeah, I mean that's a that's a marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:29:39):
Yeah, not even twenty six point three or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
What did you say?

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
That was twenty two twenty two?

Speaker 5 (01:29:46):
Right, it's a little yeah, it's a little less than
a marathon.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
Yeah. It also means Disney World is roughly the same
size as San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
She's pretty big.

Speaker 5 (01:29:55):
Well, it is its own city, Yeah, really it is.

Speaker 1 (01:29:57):
It's true tenannis is it? Cause by the rust on
rusty nails, it just so happens that the rust is
a perfect breeding ground for bacteria that causes tenanus.

Speaker 5 (01:30:08):
Oh so it's the bacteria you're getting from the rust.

Speaker 2 (01:30:11):
Yes, yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
And finally, voiceovers in movie trailers became much more rare
in two thousand and eight after Don Lafontaine died. Remember
Don la Fontaine, he died in two thousand and eight,
did more than five thousand voiceovers for movie trailers. Of
course you would know him. He's most well known for

(01:30:35):
He's the guy who did in a World. Yes, like
that was his big thing. But yeah, now it's more
just about clips from the movie edited together than someone
describing something. But going back and watching some old eighties
movie trailers, especially eighties action movie trailers. Oh it's so good, so.

Speaker 5 (01:30:54):
So good, like commando stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
Absolutely, there you go learning some stuff on a Wednesday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:31:01):
Ninety nine seven, The Blitz