Side Hustle For Men and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-30-25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Hey, welcome to the last day September. We get ready
for spooky season real quick. Okay, I have a feeling
it's going to be a really good day. I did
something for the first time, and I mean, I can't
even tell you how long it's been. But I was
getting ready to leave the house and I was grabbing

(00:28):
my eggs in half a bagel to put in my
tup of word to bring to work for breakfast, and
it was just sitting there and I hadn't seen it
in a while.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
I just sneeve, here, it comes, here, it comes. Look
at the light. It'll help you.

Speaker 1 (00:44):
And I went away. Okay, great, But I hadn't seen
it in our fridge before. But it was just sitting
there and it was half gone, and I was like,
you know, I haven't had this in forever. It was
like a half gallon of chocolate milk. So I just, yeah,
it's been a minute. So I grabbed that chocolate milk

(01:07):
and I just took some swigs right out of the
cold container. There. Oh, can I tell you. I went
and I sat on like the little barstool. I started
kicking my little leggies like a kid. I was like,
I just felt so I was like, start climping my hand.
I was like, yey, sorry, it was so good.

Speaker 2 (01:27):
Now, which one of your stepsons is the runner?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh? Well Brandon was a runner.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yeah it was.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
I was thinking maybe one of them used it for recovery.

Speaker 1 (01:35):
No, I remember Norah saying, I mean because I do know. Yeah,
it's like the best thing you can drink after a workout.
It's a cup of chocolate milk. But yeah, no, this
was straight back to being nine years old. Like I
just felt I don't know, I felt some kind of
way about it.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
Put that in the rotation. I know, once a week
at least. It sounds delish, kicking.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
My little legs.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Did you use a straw your little milk cart?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, that's next. It's going to be the uh.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, oh yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
You do like the little bit just around the.

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Loopy loop, impossible to clean. Well, so you're drinking old
milk in about a month.

Speaker 1 (02:15):
That's all right. I think I'd be okay with it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
How long till it sends you to the bathroom.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
I didn't have that much. Okay, Yeah, I can I
can handle I can handle a cup of milk. We'll see,
you're right, we'll see it has been a minute, but
it wasn't like a huge bowl of ice cream.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
So I see the delight in your eyes. I feel
like it's going to be a great day.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
I'm thinking it might be too, nothing like being sent
back to being a kid.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
Although I do have to go to the dentist today,
so that might put a little damper on it. But
it's okay. I'll be all right.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
How are you, Kelly, I'm fine. I really don't want
to get into this too deep, but I just want
you to know that I have realized something about myself,
and that is I always am thinking, uh some kind
of way about people in their parasocial relationships with people
they don't know. Uh huh, I have. I am one
of those people. I cannot tell you how deeply. Don't

(03:07):
make fun of me for this, Okay.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
I'll try.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Probably, you can't put that on me like that.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
I am so deeply saddened by Bill Burr and him
going to Saudi Arabia, and then he never really addressed
the controversy on his podcast yesterday, He just he did
spend about twenty five minutes talking about how great the
experience was and how much they're just like us, which

(03:37):
nobody's debating other than the government who murdered a bunch
of your fellow countrymen. He didn't address any of the issues,
which I guess I don't expect him to. He made
a decision and he's got to sort of justify it, right,
But I kind of felt like he was like bending
over backwards to just justify how he was free to

(03:58):
say anything he wanted. And oh, what if they have
a Starbucks next to a KFC, next to a Pete's
Coffee and they're just like we are, they just wear
different clothes, Like we're the dumb ones for being upset
about it. Oh really yeah? And I mean he didn't
say that, but that was kind of what I gathered
from it.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Like, and you're right, because it's a very thin line
where yes, he has the right to make any decisions
that he wants for him and his family and to
make his money or whatever. But if you're going to
be in the in the in the spotlight like that,
then you know you people are going to say things
about your decisions.

Speaker 2 (04:35):
I would have liked to have heard him say, look,
I know that a lot of you people, I mean
a lot of major comedians are upset about these people
going over there. But I said, I didn't want to
get too deep into this, but let me just say
one more thing, and that is that you could have
at least addressed that and said I know that maybe
I've lost some of you. I don't know, because I
really was just going to give him this chance today

(04:56):
or yesterday. When he dropped his podcast, I feel sick
to my stomach.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Well that's right. There are a lot of big name
comedians that have a problem with it, But there are
also a lot of really big name comedians that went over.

Speaker 3 (05:08):
There and did it right.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
So I mean, I have to deal with my own
feelings on this and my own feelings. I feel sick
about it, and I think that I might unsubscribe to Golberg,
which is a big thing. It's a big thing, I
absolutely and he doesn't owe me anything. And I realize
that I'm not saying that I should be looking to
him for any moral guidance. I don't. I'm just saying
I really loved the guy. And I'm very disappointed.

Speaker 3 (05:32):
You said he said he was allowed to say anything.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
Yeah, because they said they were not allowed to talk
about the Saudi Arabian government.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Yeah, that's right, Andy, he said, they got a list
of things that they weren't allowed to say, but then
they really loosened up on it, he said, and he
was basically able to do his entire act.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
But I was reading about.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Stuff over there, you know, with women, the way that
women are not equal over there.

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Right, just one thing that struck me weird.

Speaker 5 (05:55):
Inheritance money. Sons get twice as much as daughters. I mean,
that's how different it is over just because you're a daughter,
you get half as.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Much as the sun does an inheritance.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
I think it's a great discussion to be able to have, though,
I guess, and maybe I'll change my mind at some
point about it, but I don't see myself doing it.
I feel really saddened by it. So there is my
parasocial relationship. I'm severing it. I'm breaking up with Bill Burr.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
It's unfortunate when you have to do something like that,
when you feel a certain way about a certain subject.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
And I know careless. He could not care less, And
that's fine. He's allowed to live his life the way
he wants to. That is, I acknowledge it. Okay, all right,
that's all. Guys. Okay, that's what I'm chewing on this stor.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
Sorry, Kelly, I know what a fan you were I am.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah, well, let's get going on a Tuesday.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I'm not giving the ring back though.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Fair enough. Oh what you got for blizmone Trivia? All right?

Speaker 5 (06:52):
Twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff. Be the first
one to text in the correct answer. PBS just announced
that after two decades, they are bringing back What Show
to PBS after two decades, tell us the name of
the show. Be the first one to text it in
at eight hundred and eight two one ninety nine seven.
Oh and we'll hook you up at that gift card.
Let's get that answer from Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
All right.

Speaker 5 (07:14):
PBS has announced that, after two decades, they are bringing
back What TV Show. Unfortunately no LeVar Burton, who is
just you know, kind of made his comeback on that show.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
It ran from eighty three to two thousand and six.

Speaker 5 (07:36):
During its first run, it's been one of their most
watched programs in history. A guy by the name of
Michael Threetz will be the host of the new Reading Rainbow.
LeVar Burton is actually a really funny dude. Yeah, he's
been on some episodes of Big Bang Theory and he was.

Speaker 3 (07:51):
Absolutely, yeah, he's good.

Speaker 5 (07:54):
But yeah, so reading Rainbow coming back if you want
to get your kids into that, and you got to
say congratugating from Renaldsburg. He was first one to text
in the correct answer and gets twenty five bucks to
waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:04):
Congratulations. Speaking of coming back, time to celebrate because after
ten years, it's kind of big news. McDonald's is bringing
back Monopoly. Remember monopolypoly game. Yeah, you would go get
your large fry and your large diag, cook and peel
the little stickers off, gets your a little game board,

(08:25):
never win anything except for a small fry. And then
if you saw the did you ever watch the mcmillions?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
Yes, the scammers?

Speaker 1 (08:34):
Yes, yes, it's so good. It's a really good documentary
from uh when people. And it wasn't McDonald's. It was
the people that printed the game pieces. The company that
printed the game pieces found out a way to cheat
and collaborate and win the million dollar prize tickets that
were hard to get, right.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Yeah exactly, Well, well well your relatives won. Huh what
a coenc soccer?

Speaker 1 (09:00):
You will need the McDonald's app. If you want to play,
because you got to. They don't have the physical game
boards anymore. You got to you know, scan your tickets.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Yeah, I'll digitally keep track of them. Man.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
When I was a kid, I was playing that thing.

Speaker 5 (09:12):
I was trying to you know, and it was funny
because you always collected, you know, the groups of properties, right,
but there was always one. There was one railroad, there
was one, you know, Pennsylvania Avenue. Whatever, you could never
ever find. And that's because those a holes were keeping
them back.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
If you want to win, you've got a one in
twenty five chance to win a small fry. You have
a one in ninety eight chance to win a bigger
food item like a mcflurry.

Speaker 3 (09:40):
I did win a lot of food.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
Yeah, I mean yeah, they're good. They're gonna have. Like
you said, the small fry or the medium coke. Can
be able to win those those small little things. Now,
if you want to win the bigger prizes, you have
a one in fifty nine million chants to win a
turntable BU doll worth about five hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Are you fifty nine million?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
A one in a one in one hundred and fifty
three million chance to win a seventy seven inch Samsung
TV from Best Buy worth thirty seven hundred dollars. You
have a one in two point six billion chance to
win a ten thousand dollars low shopping spree. You have
a one in three billion chance for a trip to
the Kennedy Center worth about ten k A one in
four billion chance for a trip to Universal Studios, I

(10:26):
one in six billion chants for a Winnebago RV motor
home worth about two hundred and fifty thousand dollars, a
one in thirteen billion chance to win one million American
Airline miles, a one in thirteen billion chance to win
a twenty twenty six grand Cherokee, and a one in

(10:47):
sixty billion chance to win a vacation for four to
a destination location like Paris, Barcelona or Maui.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
That is a amount of money that company makes.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
Now call the McDonald's you get to enjoy. Try trying
to win these prizes. You're going to turn into a
regular Morgan spurlock.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Now, now here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (11:07):
A one a one in sixty billion dollar chance for
a vacation for four to a destination location Tokyo, Barcelona, London,
things like that you have a one in two hundred
and ninety two million chance to win the powerball jackpots.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, so your odds are better at winning the power
ball like way better.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Let's say three, one hundred and eighty times better. You
have one hundred and eighty percent better chance to win
the powerball jackpot than you do to win a vacation
for four from McDonald's.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
It tells you everything you need to know right there.

Speaker 1 (11:45):
Exactly.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
When I worked at Burtle Beach, all the clubs down
there were giving away Bahamas cruises every night to a
girl who won the bikini contest, who won the wet
T shirt. I mean all these and fifty nine million
chance to win a turntable.

Speaker 3 (12:00):
Seriously, you could.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Probably buy one for less money than your money McDonald.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Remember when I worked there, Like drive through a friend
came through and got like a value meal. We would
take like five or ten extra fry containers, empty ones
and just stuff them in the back because they.

Speaker 5 (12:17):
Had about that give me because you didn't get them
on like the burger wrappers.

Speaker 1 (12:24):
In the yep. Absolutely So, if you want to head
out to McDonald's and play at launches next Monday it's
gonna run for four weeks, and uh, you can start
collecting your your Monopoly game pieces. But it's just not
the same without the actual board. I get it, everything's digital,
you gotta scan them into your app, but I want

(12:44):
the actual physical board to put those tickets on. So anyways,
don't get wrong, I'm still gonna go to McDonald's. I
love McDonald's, but I don't know if I care about
the game.

Speaker 6 (12:56):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
Our first story takes us down to Lubbock, Texas, where
there were three police officers on horseback doing their job.
I guess Lubbock still has a mounty police riding around. Well,
they saw a guy walking on the street and apparently
he seemed a bit suspicious, so they went up to
talk to him, and they thought he might have drugs

(13:24):
on him, so they asked to search his pockets and
he said no. But then one of the cops made
a dumb little joke and it got taken a little
too seriously. That is because the officer said, hey, just
say no. We've got drug sniffing horses, so you know,

(13:44):
well that's all it took before the guy took off running,
and the officer's kind of chuckled about it. They were like,
they're like, all right, you can stop running. And he
didn't stop running, so that's when the officers took off
on Their friends caught up to the man and uses yep,

(14:05):
and actually arrested him because yeah, as it turns out,
he did have Jorgs on it. Here's the body cam footage.
Take a listen.

Speaker 7 (14:14):
I guess made a comment that.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Was more of a joke.

Speaker 8 (14:18):
Let's call an arcotics felling horse right here. He didn't
take it that way.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
He took it.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
He took it seriously.

Speaker 9 (14:24):
And then the chase was on, I guess, and he
kind of took off down the alley and we thought
he was joking, so I said, hey, well stop and
then he kept running and I said, oh, he's actually running.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Somebody is silly enough to eventually run from a horse.
After we had taken him into Cassidy, I asked him,
what were you thinking running from horses? You know? He
was like, I don't know, you are so dumb. Yeah,
you're not gonna out run a horse. Now, here's the
only issue I have, And I'm no lawyer, And I'm
not getting into some big, huge debate right now, but

(14:53):
I will say this, when this goes to court, it
seems like there might be an argument there because to
just go up to someone and be like, hey, you
look suspicious, can we search you? I don't think that's
how that works.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Well, yeah, they asked.

Speaker 5 (15:11):
I don't think they could have forced him to you know,
I don't think they could have actually searched him.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Maybe if he didn't take off running.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
But yeah, that's where I don't know. I don't know what.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Yeah, I know, yeah, I'm not sure if I'm on board.
Would We'll see what happened to.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
Speaking from a legal standpoint, as long as they didn't
illegally do it illegal search and seizure.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
They talk a lot.

Speaker 5 (15:30):
They stop him in the first place, They just asked,
can we search you? He said no, and they said, okay,
this guy can smell.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Though that seems a bit of entrapment. I'm just saying,
I don't know like that, just walk up to someone, Hey,
can we search you? I don't think so.

Speaker 10 (15:45):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
Story number two comes out of our own backyard. You know,
it's bad when the Department of Transportation actually steps up
and has to put out a p s A. They
actually have to come out and tell people, hey, can
we stop doing this please? It's causing problems, and that
is exactly what is happening right here in Ohio. Matt

(16:07):
Bruening from the Ohio Department of Transportation has a message
for everyone because it has happened enough where the Department
of Transportation decides we need to tell people to stop
doing it. Take a listen.

Speaker 11 (16:22):
There's no excuse for putting people in harm's way just
so you can avoid maybe a two or three minute detour,
you know, just because you happen to be in the
wrong lane and you don't have enough time to get
over to your exit. Just go to the next one.
We just need people to pay attention and drive responsibly.
And that's not a hard ask. That's an easy fix,
and it doesn't cost anything, but it could save lives

(16:44):
and that's what we're trying.

Speaker 1 (16:45):
To do here. Multiple incidents of people stopping on the
highway to then cut across two or three lanes to
get to their exit because they are are going to
miss their exit.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
I had to slam on my brakes last week on
six seventy because somebody in the left lane. I was
in the middle, decided they were gonna speed up in
front of me, nearly clipped my front bumper right to
get over the three lanes to get off on an exit.
It is terrifying out there, nobody. You cannot go out

(17:17):
for a drive to get somewhere without seeing something insane
happening on the road.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's truly unbelievable. So yes, there is the Ohio Department
of Transportation. Literally, they they've they've reached the end of
their ropes. They don't know what else to do besides
come out and tell people, Hey, don't stop on the
highway because you're about to mix your exit. Just go
to the next one. Take the extra three or four minutes.

(17:45):
Compact where you have to go at you're not so
breaking news. Ninety seven The Blitz. I saw a video
over the weekend while I was doom scrolling, and there
have been other videos like this, but it did remind
me of a story. It was a It was a
new wife who got a wedding present and the president.
The wedding present happened to be a land Rover. Yeah,

(18:09):
a land Rover. The car a nice car, nice present, Yeah,
oh very nice, but it was the wrong color. She
was she wasn't very happy about it.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Yeah, And a lot of us can't wrap our head
around that. We can't comprehend something like that. But it
did remind me of a story. And I want to
know eight hundred and two to one ninety ninety seven. Oh,
if this has ever happened to you or someone you
know where you didn't really care for like a not
just to give like a bigger gift. It didn't quite

(18:41):
fit because when my mom was diagnosed with cancer at
the end of twenty twenty three, and we knew things
weren't it was going to be pretty aggressive. My brother,
who lives in New York, did a lot of traveling
back and forth. He would come stay with my mom

(19:03):
for a couple of days and then go back to
New York and so on and so forth. And the way
my mom's condo was set up was there was a
main floor with the kitchen in the living room and
her master bedroom, but it had a basement with two
bedrooms in it and a decent size you know basement
area another living room if you will. But my mom,
being older, almost never went downstairs. She had a bed

(19:24):
in the bedroom in case guests came over. But that
living room area was empty, nothing in there. So my
brother went out because he knew he was going to
be staying there quite a bit more and working there
a bit more, and he bought like an entire like
living room set, couch, love seat, autumn in the living

(19:45):
room style lamp sort of thing. Yeah, my mom being
my mom, even if she wasn't going down, she really
wasn't going down there. She was upset, but she was
really thrilled because I would never put this in my basement.
I wouldn't. I would never put this type of furniture
in my house. And it was just so funny. This

(20:10):
sickly woman dying of cancer is still bitching about furniture
in her basement. They're just never gonna use. Still, I
would never choose this style.

Speaker 3 (20:23):
Actually gave it a Oh no.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
That's funny. Well, you're not gonna be here in ninety days.
What are you worried about?

Speaker 3 (20:30):
My god?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
H but I want to know. And this may fall
flat on its face, but eight hundred two one ninety
nine seven, Oh, did you ever know someone who UH
complained about kind of a bigger gift? Maybe maybe for
you know, the wrong colored couch or the wrong color car.
Seems kind of kind of petty, but maybe there was
a real actual reason as to why, uh, the big

(20:56):
gift didn't fit or you know, it wasn't right for
what you were doing.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Have you seen there? I've seen a couple women at
least online TikTok or something where they were their fiance
had given them a ring that they did not like
at all, like the engagement ring, and having to deal
with saying they didn't like like. I can't imagine in
a billion years the man you love picked something out

(21:23):
for you and you saying I don't like it. I
could never do that. I would wear it for the
rest of my life.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
You would take any ring a.

Speaker 2 (21:31):
Million percent because to me, it means more that they
thought about you, they went and picked something out for
you and purchased it, and that you have the goal
to say I want something different, I don't like that.
I don't like that. But I'm sure there are a
million people who say you know otherwise, and why you've

(21:53):
got to wear it on your hand. It should be
something that you love. To me, I love it because
it represents him were you. I do love.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Were you questioned about where you approached about your ring
or past all?

Speaker 2 (22:04):
Charlie went and picked it out. He picked everything out,
the diamond, the little side, diamonds, and I love everything about.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
It because I specifically asked, Nora sent me pictures and
everything went. I went right to the jeweler and I
was like, hey do this.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Yeah, and you're working together on it. But if it's
not a collaborative thing, if the man has just gone
out or whatever and gotten the ring, ever complain about
never because to me, it is something special. No matter
what it is, it's special because it came from your beloved.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Okay, blizz, Hi, who's this? I'm sorry? Hans, Hans, Hey Hans?
Do you have you or do you know someone who
uh complained about a big ticket item gift.

Speaker 7 (22:51):
One of my wife's best friends absolutely hate and I
mean whatever her husband's not around, complains about her wedding
ring NonStop.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
Where it?

Speaker 12 (23:05):
Yeah, the most ridiculous thing ever?

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hates her? Is it? The shape?

Speaker 13 (23:14):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
The design, the size of the diamond, what is it?

Speaker 14 (23:18):
It's everything?

Speaker 1 (23:22):
But her husband does. She doesn't stay in front of
her husband, but she'll do it. But he's got around.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
That's so mean.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I can imagine that. I appreciate the call man. Thank
you so much. Uh bla, who says.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
Aaron?

Speaker 1 (23:41):
All right, Aaron, have you or someone you know complained
about a big gift?

Speaker 4 (23:46):
Well, I was just listening to Kelly talked about how
she should never complain about something.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
And when my.

Speaker 4 (23:53):
Wife and I got together, it was kind of rushed,
and you got a cheap set of rings. And since Daron,
I've been wanting to get new rings, but she wants
to keep the same.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
She's totally fine with the cheap set that you initially
bought because that was it's meaningful.

Speaker 4 (24:13):
Yes, that's what we exchanged on a wedding day and
that's what that's what means the most to her.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
Wait wait, wait, wait, hold on real quick, we have
to pause more importantly, why was it rushed just out
of curiosity? What was what was the rush for the
wedding rings?

Speaker 4 (24:28):
It was just last minute to get the get get
the rings real quick, get the rings real quick.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Okay, all right, okay, all.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
Right, yeah, it was it was the last thing that
you know.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
What you got. You some a good woman that doesn't
care about materialistic things and just as fine with that
first initial sign of love that you guys have together.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Yes, correct, I love that, and I love that You're
like wanting to upgrade and say I want to get
something nice for you. But the icing on the cake
to me is her saying no, she wants what she
got originally.

Speaker 1 (25:00):
It love that. Thank you so much, Jared, have a
great one.

Speaker 8 (25:02):
Spit now. The three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 2 (25:08):
A major statewide human trafficking sting is netted more than
one hundred arrests in Ohio. Attorney General Dave Yost says
dozens of law enforcement agencies took part in Operation next Door.
One hundred and thirty five people were busted for promoting, compelling,
or engaging a prostitution and other sex crime, somewhere allegedly
seeking sex with minors. Yost says the bus took place

(25:29):
all over the state and among those arrested are a
Greek Orthodox priest, a former cop, and a substitute teacher.
Authorities were able to identify sixty seven trafficking survivors who
were then connected with health care and social service support,
and law enforcement recovered a fourteen year old girl and
a seventeen year old missing team well. The US is
moving quickly toward a government shut down, which will happen

(25:51):
just after midnight tonight, and it doesn't look like either
side will make the concessions to avoid it. A last
ditch meeting between President Trump and Democratic leaders in Congress
made little progress. If anything, Both sides have been digging
and digging their heels in a little more. But Republicans
want a short term extension of current spending levels to
buy more time to negotiate and essentially kick the can

(26:12):
down the road a bit. Democrats want a firm agreement
to renew government health insurance subsidies for low income and
individuals that expire at the end of the year. Neither
side seems to be moving an inch toward each other.
The Simpsons are headed back to the big screen for
the first time in twenty years. Disney and twentieth Century
Studios have announced a sequel to The Simpsons movie, with

(26:32):
a theatrical release date set for July twenty third, twenty
twenty seven. Plot details have not been revealed, but twentieth
Century teas to film the film on Instagram with a
poster showing Homer reaching for a sprinkle covered pink donut.
With the caption Homer is coming back for seconds And
why wouldn't you Because the original Simpsons movie, which debuted

(26:53):
in July two thousand and seven, it costs seventy five
million dollars to make, and globally it earned five hundred
and thirty six million dollars.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
That's a profit.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Quite a return on investment. Yeah, so I'm never going
back to No. Oh it was good. I saw in
the theater. Okay, yeah, I loved it. It was fantastic.

Speaker 1 (27:14):
What was the plot point?

Speaker 2 (27:17):
All I remember is Homer Simpson getting stuck naked on
the outside of a like an astrodome type situation with
its all windows, and he was sliding down the thing.
He was naked body at the outside of it. I
don't know if it was like a church service or
something was going on inside. Oh, probably Homer. But you've

(27:41):
seen Homer butt okay. Oh, yeah, I haven't seen anything else.
You don't see any anything X rated.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
You don't see Homer. No.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
So, and they had to put up massive dome over
the city.

Speaker 2 (27:53):
Oh was that it?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (27:54):
Yeah, kind of like the dome. Yeah, they put the
dome over that was they put that must have been it.
So then he slammed on it and then slid down it.
That's the only thing I remember from that movie. That
is it.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
They were like getting evicted from.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
The Okay, I don't remember anything. I don't remember any
other plot point. All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
All right, we got some food news for you. On
a Tuesday morning, apparently they did the first ever State
of Steak report. Yeah, a food company called Cargill release
the first ever State of Steak report, looking at when, where,
and how Americans eat their steak. I can let you

(28:41):
know this. My favorite cut Rabbi, the most ordered steak
in America. Sirloin is fifty per people order a ribbi
forty six order the sirloin. Really, order the fla.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
That's what I would eat, the pillay.

Speaker 14 (28:55):
I like that.

Speaker 1 (28:56):
Yeah, I do like a flea, But rabbi has got
more flavor, so you know. And then forty three it's
a New York strip Harvard old people. Old people are
buying the vast vast majority of prime rib. Oh yeah, yeah,
the older people love the prime rib. Hard to find

(29:17):
good prime rip. Yeah, prime rib is is mid to me.
I like, I would rather have more prime rib crust
than center of prime rib. Yeah. Yeah, on the grail
is the way we love to cook. At seventy three
percent of Americas pervert that way. But the fancy steakhouses

(29:38):
aren't getting most of the orders. In fact, ninety steak
dinners are order are ordered at outback Apple Bee's and
like Texas Roadhouse, and like the chain restaurants, I do
like an outback steak. They do a good job. Yeah,
I'm mad at that. Story. Number two takes us in
the other protein direction, as a man claiming to be

(30:00):
Colonel Sanders great great great nephew says KFC blocked him
from complaining about them sexualizing Colonel Sanders. He thinks that
apparently people have been sexualizing Colonel Sanders for years. Take
us take a listen to what he had to say.

Speaker 9 (30:18):
Kentucky Fried Chicken has blocked me on social media. For
those who are new on Colonel Sanders great great great nephew,
I'm the last Sanders in his family line. Over the
last decade, they have sexualized my uncle for marketing purposes.
They have encouraged fans to sexualize him as well. My
response to Kentucky Fried Chicken blocking me is, do you
want to know how to make their chicken truly generally

(30:40):
their chicken.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
This recipe I put together through facts.

Speaker 3 (30:44):
So let Kentucky Fried Chicken deny this.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
If they do, I'll say, prove it. I have faction
receipts back up my recipe. Show us what yours is.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Why the Stranger things MutS me.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I don't know, it's weird, but no, he is threatening
to release the original recipe, claiming he's the last surviving
Colonel Standers. I just want to know what. Who is
sexualizing Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 2 (31:06):
Cannot fathom how this person concocted this version of a
KFC story what. I don't know, Colonel Sanders.

Speaker 1 (31:18):
But if they do ever or if they have which
I have not seen yet, sexualize Colonel Sanders, I mean,
I know they need to change up all their marketing.
And I know the perfect spokesperson for all of this,
and that would be Dirt Moto Moto to sell the
new KFC Erotica. Ladies, are you tired of romance novels

(31:46):
where the guy has washboard abs but can't even fry
up some chicken? Introducing KFC's erotica audiobooks, Now you can
hear the colonel himself whisper or bedtime stories like Bucket
of Desire and fifty Shades of Gravy, Darling, I can

(32:09):
see you staring at my bucket. Go ahead, reach in
and feel that drumstick. With over eleven spicy chapters, you'll
get everything from slow, tender drumstick caresses to full crispy
role play. Don't stop till your lips are glazed with

(32:31):
greasy gravy satisfaction. Kss Erotica, go ahead, lick your fingers clean.
Available wherever bad decisions and a two piece of biscuit
is sold. I'm just saying, I think that's the best
route to go, I believe, So keep an eye out

(32:54):
for kfci Erotica coming soon. Very funny comedian Jimmy Carr
is to be coming to Southern Theater Wednesday, October eighth.
Tickets on sale now at ticketmaster dot com. But uh,
you want to save some money, then we would love
to send you infect. He's just added a second show.
There's gonna be a nine to thirty show, which obviously

(33:15):
you know that it's a it's a funny comedian. They
got to add a second show because you're selling so
many tickets, so we would love to send you if
you like the insult comedy type stuff. Oh, Jimmy Carr
is the guy to see.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
Yeah, and these tickets are for the nine thirty show.

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Okay, great, Yeah, So if you want to go see
Jimmy Carr next Wednesday, we want to send you. We
are gonna play a game of Think Fast. Oh no, yeah,
I was shocked. You were still sitting down and all chilled.
Usually when we get ready for a game, you're up
doing some calisthetics and jumping around and.

Speaker 3 (33:47):
You're right be ready.

Speaker 1 (33:48):
So if you want to go eight hundred eight two
one ninety ninety seven zero blitz time, This is Tyler. Tyler.
All right, Tyler, your choice, since you called in first,
you want to play with Kelly or Goose?

Speaker 8 (34:03):
Uh gimme Kelly.

Speaker 1 (34:05):
Yes, Let's find one more person, bled Tie. Who's this Mike? Mike?
All right, Mike, you hang on one second. You are
with me today since you called in second and Kelly
got picked first. So Tyler, Mike, we're gonna put you
on hold as we play a game of Think Fast.
He was gonna walk away with these tickets, Thick, What

(34:28):
is today's category for thing Fast?

Speaker 5 (34:30):
Well, the first one Chinese food, come on, Chinese dish item?

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Yeah, starting with various.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
All time favorite type of cuisine.

Speaker 3 (34:42):
Is that right?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (34:42):
Yeah, well I need a type of Chinese food starting
with the letter P pat Thai.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
What pad Thai?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Isn't that Thailand food?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Pork pork y por r pork dumblings? Okay, you can
still a bad time. Chiness is my favorite answer ever.
Sure pork rimes doesn't fall into that.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
Okay, Oh my gosh, all right, type of Chinese food
item or dish starting with the letter double.

Speaker 3 (35:25):
You there you go, all right about starting with the
letter G.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
Gaisa doumblings they're they're dumplings.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Chinese? Yes, okay, all right, I'll take you not like
polish ginger beef?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
What do you what?

Speaker 6 (35:57):
What?

Speaker 5 (35:58):
I just don't I've never heard of that. I didn't
know if you're right or wrong, and I want to
give it to you. If you're I'm just.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
Stay away from international themes.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
You could be making up a word, okay, ginger ginger.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
Okay, I thought you guys say like just General Soul's
chicken or green pepper steak or something normal on a
Chinese menu.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
Since he has the answers, all in front of him.
It's really I know you came up with the answer,
so you can't act like I know it all.

Speaker 14 (36:22):
I'm not.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
I'm not you guys just come up with ginger steak
or something like that.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I just never heard of that. Did you want me
to just give him a point of something he made it?
Possibly made up?

Speaker 2 (36:32):
Well, we could google it, but I trust you. I
trust you You're not going to try to cheat me
out of a point that.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
But I'm always getting accused of cheating. All right, starting
with the letter M.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
The son of them. I hate this game.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
I just got that round?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Did he did get the round? Good job, lady, what attitude?
I have an attitude? You better watch out. It's only
gonna get worse from here now.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
I just want to shut her out.

Speaker 3 (37:20):
Welcomed over two decades on my world.

Speaker 1 (37:23):
Slip this whole counter job.

Speaker 3 (37:25):
Okay, here we go. Things that you get out of
storage for winter.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh my gosh, hang on, hold on, go ahead.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Starting with the letter.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Okay, I already had that in my brain. That was
the first thing, first thing said she would I would
have slid.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
All right about. Starting with the letter G.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
Gloves galoshes, gloves, glossies.

Speaker 1 (38:00):
I call him.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
I'm o my glossie, all right, Starting with the letter H.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Hats all right.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
He won't even look at me because he knows I'm seething.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
Over here, starting with the letter C.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Kelly, you need this one.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Starting with the letter B.

Speaker 1 (38:26):
The bobsled.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
You have a bob sled in storage?

Speaker 8 (38:30):
Yes, you.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Didn't say what I get out of storage? You say
what people get out of story?

Speaker 3 (38:41):
Damn, I really got to get to that.

Speaker 1 (38:42):
I've got for Jamaicans ready to get in the Olympics
right now?

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Is that really what you have in storage?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
Winter story?

Speaker 3 (38:50):
Do you have a bop sled?

Speaker 1 (38:52):
Kiss?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Who does have a box? Said sled? All right? What
I was trying to work for you, Kelly, I did.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I heard you stall in there so long, and I
appreciate it. Thick, I give give you a big hug.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
What would be what would be the other answer for
b What did you come up with?

Speaker 14 (39:14):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
Well, boots, boots.

Speaker 1 (39:16):
Okay, backpack, It's not my backpack in the summer. I
carry a backpack every single day. It was on the list. Oh, okay, books,
I only winter books. Yeah, cozy by the fireplace.

Speaker 2 (39:34):
You're telling me I lost Oh yeah, Tyler, I'm really sorry.
You just can't always work out for me, can't it?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
You got your ask.

Speaker 2 (39:45):
I mean it was it was a it was a drubbing,
as they say. I hope that Goose is really kind
to you today, Tyler, But I just don't know if
it's gonna happen.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
My congratulations. Man, you want some tickets to go to
Jimmy Carr.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
It's not gonna happen, is it?

Speaker 12 (40:01):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (40:02):
Why is everybody staring at because we're waiting.

Speaker 3 (40:04):
To see if you're gonna give them both tickets?

Speaker 1 (40:07):
Tyler? You can have some tickets too, Yeah, Tyler, but
wait more importantly, Yeah, there we go. Change the score sheet.
That's the most important rule. That's the tickets. I don't
care about the tickets. Change that score sheet. Give me
the w Tyler, Mike congratulations, hang out. We'll get you
taken care of. Over the weekend. Talk to a buddy

(40:31):
of mine who was telling me, uh, he got a
little metal shaving in his eye, and yeah, I mean
spent the entire weekend trying to rinse it out. You know,
did the did the actually bought one of those eyeball
like like cups over your eyes you can spray water

(40:52):
into it. Yeah, almost ended up going to the er.
Well you can't rub that, that's the thing. Yeah, he
could feel it if he touched his eye, he could
it was it was sore.

Speaker 3 (41:03):
How did he know it was a metal shaving you
know when it came out? Oh he didn't, but he
didn't know at the time.

Speaker 12 (41:08):
No.

Speaker 3 (41:08):
Oh, he could have done some serious damn it.

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yeah. So but we finally because like I said, they
were real close to head in to the er because
it was red and kind of irritated and you know,
swollen but not like not swollen shut, but definitely definitely irritation. Yeah,
but I got it out and I hate it. So

(41:33):
I want to know eight one, ninety ninety seven. Oh,
what did you get in your eye before? Because I
have We've talked about this. I can't I you man,
I had, I've had you like like, uh, why can't
I think of the word contact? Like I can't even

(41:55):
fathom putting contacts in or taking him out? Oh. And
the people that get contact, Oh they can they roll
up behind Yeah. Are you see medical shows where they
have twenty of them? Yeah, and they just start pulling
them out.

Speaker 3 (42:14):
There's my cue tip liquid there.

Speaker 2 (42:18):
How it was in the shower once I got some
trustime shampoo in my eye that was so horrifically painful
that I started to throw up in the shower from
the pain in my eye. Oh by yeah, this probably
have a maybe fifteen years ago. And I was like

(42:38):
just wretching in the shower and I could not get
the shampoo out of my eye and the pain to stop.
I've never felt pain like that before from trust shampoo.
It like burned the absolute crap out of my eye.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
I feel like an absolute idiot right now because I
don't want to take these phone calls whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (42:58):
Yeah, you're in for it now, blitz Hi, who's this.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
Brandon? What did you get in your eye?

Speaker 12 (43:07):
Man?

Speaker 14 (43:07):
I had ceramic Kyle get in my eye on the
pile guy.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Just little like little dustings and shavings a ceramic tile.

Speaker 14 (43:17):
It was a sliver.

Speaker 15 (43:18):
I was making grinder cuts and it flew above my
safety glasses and got.

Speaker 8 (43:21):
In my eyeball.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Gosh, you're even trying to be safe.

Speaker 6 (43:26):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (43:27):
And they had to use a needle to get it
out of my eye.

Speaker 3 (43:33):
Yeah, no damage, no damage, just a scratch.

Speaker 14 (43:38):
For about a week and then it healed on.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Its own, right, all right, glad to hear it. Man,
thanks for the call, blood tie. What did you get
in your eye?

Speaker 7 (43:50):
A fingernail?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
Finger?

Speaker 2 (43:52):
Fingernail?

Speaker 1 (43:53):
Ow, well, keep your finger out of your eye, that'll help.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
You did a detached fingernails?

Speaker 1 (44:00):
How did you get a fingernail in your eye?

Speaker 4 (44:03):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:04):
What by nail?

Speaker 16 (44:08):
And then my eye?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (44:11):
I bet that hurt. That's awful. Fingernail. That sounds really painful.

Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yeah, that does not sound good at all. But we
appreciate the phone call. I hope you have a great day. Blood. Hi,
who's this Kim? What did you get in your eye?

Speaker 15 (44:28):
About five years ago, I work in the medical field.
I accidentally splashed a patient's urine.

Speaker 3 (44:34):
And now that is that I expect that man. People
in the medical world make with all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
Okay, So is that just something you blink away or
do you have to like flush it out?

Speaker 15 (44:53):
I had to flush it out. Then I had to
go to urgent care. Oh my gosh, because you know
it's a bodily fluid.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
Right right right?

Speaker 13 (45:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (45:02):
So were you fine?

Speaker 8 (45:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 15 (45:05):
I'm okay.

Speaker 5 (45:05):
We flexed it out.

Speaker 15 (45:06):
They looked at my eye, just trying to do some
blood work and any.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Any Herba Gana symbolists in the no.

Speaker 15 (45:17):
I think I got it flopped out fast enough, because
the minute I did it, I was like, oh crap.

Speaker 2 (45:25):
Yeah, yeah, you knew, you knew it was an urgent situation.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Thank you so much for the call.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Oh well, you never know. He don't let me tell
you the urine is okay, but right now it's not.

Speaker 1 (45:40):
It's really not bad. T Hi? Who's this? This was Blake? Yeah, Blake?
What did you get in your eye?

Speaker 4 (45:48):
When I was a kid, I was playing with a
one of those suction cup thone arrows and the string
came back and cut my corner.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
Dude, do you have any blindness?

Speaker 10 (45:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (46:00):
No, I just had to wear like a little eyepatched
on for a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (46:03):
Maybe.

Speaker 13 (46:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:05):
Wast of school walking around with the eye patch. Well,
thank you for the call. I'm glad everything worked out.
Now you can still see twenty twenty right? Oh yeah, okay, sorry,
good bye? Blitz. Hi, who's this? Blitz?

Speaker 8 (46:26):
Tristan?

Speaker 1 (46:27):
Hey, Tristan, what did you get in your eye? All right?

Speaker 14 (46:29):
I got two of them.

Speaker 12 (46:30):
The first one, which is the grossest, was blood from
an instrument when I shook something off, and the worst
thing ever to happened was I was pitching a softball
to somebody and took a softball straight to the faith
that mocks well and suffered a concussion and a slight

(46:51):
skull fracture.

Speaker 1 (46:52):
Yeah, I can see that. You don't want a softball
to the eyes. Not good, Tristan, thanks to the call
man eight under A two one ninety nine seven. Oh,
I want to know. I really don't want to know,
but we're already knee deep into it. To my mind
as well, we want to know this morning, what did
you get in your eye? Eighty seven eighty text in
said I got break cleaner in my eye? Oh man,

(47:16):
that was yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Sean Miller said, I was a young kid at the
old Lincoln Village bowling Alley and he's walking through there
and a guy lifted his hand up with a lit
cigarette and went right into his eye.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Oh no, oh, day, I did. When I was a
kid living in our house, I went running down the
hallway one time and there was just a small corner
to my mom's my parents' bedroom, and my brother was
coming out carrying one of those you know, plastic milk crates. Yeah,
and I just ran right into the corner of it
with my coming around the corner and hit it right

(47:47):
in my eyeball. Yeah, Tyler, what's up? Tyler? What'd you
get in your eye? I'm sorry, Doug, Doug you there,
I'm here way, Doug, what did you get in your eye?

Speaker 14 (47:57):
Well, as you guys know, I worked for a restroom company.
So my first week doing this job, I was being
trained and my boss let me take a hose off
that was still under pressure and I didn't realize it
and I got sprayed right in the face with dookie water.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
The eye.

Speaker 14 (48:17):
Well, the good news is now I have brown eyes.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Okay, I'm good.

Speaker 14 (48:22):
Sick anymore?

Speaker 1 (48:23):
That's good. Yeah, so Doc, thanks for the car man
poopy water to the eye? Nick, what's going on?

Speaker 8 (48:34):
Man?

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Hey, good morning? What did you get in your eyes? So?
When I was younger.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
When I was younger, I was probably like thirteen, I
was on a road trip with my parents and I
was messing with semi trucks, laying out the window trying
to get them honk horn and stuff.

Speaker 14 (48:49):
And uh, apparently that truck driver.

Speaker 7 (48:52):
Didn't like it and threw out his cheer and smack
me right.

Speaker 4 (48:55):
Now, really gross on the highway, ended up.

Speaker 14 (49:03):
Blowing up in the car, had to pull over, and
now I hate the smell.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Imagine. Yeah, oh used a.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Dip right in the eye. Whoa did your eyeball at
least spell bitty fresh?

Speaker 12 (49:20):
Oh no, it's takin.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
Yeah that it does. Absolutely.

Speaker 12 (49:25):
Thanks for the collar man winter snow.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Kodiak.

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Oh man, Well, thank you for the call, Nick, I
have a great one. Uh Blair, Hi, who's this?

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Hell?

Speaker 1 (49:41):
Hy?

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Who's this sea?

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Shane? All right, Shane? What did you get in your eyeball?

Speaker 7 (49:47):
Powdered?

Speaker 2 (49:48):
Pool shot?

Speaker 3 (49:49):
Powdered?

Speaker 10 (49:49):
What?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Pool shot?

Speaker 12 (49:52):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (49:52):
To clean your pool?

Speaker 7 (49:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (49:55):
Oh god, sounds like you do you still have an eyeball?

Speaker 17 (50:00):
He had?

Speaker 4 (50:01):
The doctor said, if I hadn't jumped in the pool
and flushed it out right away, I probably would have
lost my eyes.

Speaker 1 (50:06):
Yeah. I would have just eaten through your eyeball for sure. Yeah.
You're not supposed to avoid the pool. Was it just like?
Was just powder pool shock?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Yeah? My kids were plumbing with my leaf blower next
to it, and as I was putting it in.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
My face, just jumped in. That was smart.

Speaker 1 (50:26):
Yep. Did you did you give that kid? The People's
elbow because I probably would have at least drop kicked
him something. I mean, right, yes, yeah, man, that's unbelievable. Well,
I'm glad you you jumped in the pool right away.
Thank you so much for the call. Have a great one, man.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
I was, uh, I was pouring liquid chlorine into my
next door neighbor's pool and just a drop bounced uff
went straight into my eye and I did the exact
same thing I it was. I was like, oh my god,
oh my god. And I just jumped in and just
kept my eyes open and it okay, Yeah, that's just
had a lot of bugs being on a bass boat
or first thing.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
And oh, I'm sure fly right in your eyeball. Let's
take uh, let's take one final one here, blaz Hi,
who's this, Mike, Mike, Let's end on a good one. Man.
What did you get in your eye? Man?

Speaker 14 (51:16):
So I was grinding on my car and a piece
of metal went in my eye and it wouldn't come out.
So I went to the eye doctor and they had
to drill it out of my eyes.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Drill what.

Speaker 14 (51:27):
Yeah, they took a mini drill and then drilled it
out of my eye.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
How is that gonna get it out. I don't understand it.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
It was in there for so long that it rested
and then, oh my god, do you have vision issues.

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Well I'm glad. I'm glad you clarified that story because
the way you started out saying you were grinding on
your car, I was like, well, what are you doing? Like, hey,
they're Mustang but tailpipes looking mighty nice. Just wanting to
stroke that muffet as hard as I can. All Right, anyways,

(52:14):
I'm glad you clarified that story, and I'm glad your
eyeball is okay after being drilled. Well, I'm glad that's
your eyeball that was drilled and it wasn't you drilling
your car, because that would have been a whole nother category.
So hey, I appreciate calling man. I hope you have
a great one.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Now, all the three things you need to know before
you go well today.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Is that unprecedented gathering of US military commanders. They were
brought in from all over the world to Quantico, Virginia
for a giant meeting. Defense Secretary peak headset Pete Heigseth
requested everyone to be present in person. President Trump will
be speaking with them this morning. And he insists that
the purpose of the meeting is celebratory. But there have

(52:58):
been a ton of questions as to why general and
flag officers h a reform around the world were somemmoned
of Virginia, and nobody's really given a reason. That's the
only sort of thing we've heard. I guess is that
it's celebratory. Feels like a weird way to what. Yeah,
I don't know, Okay, all right, sure, I still am.

(53:18):
I'm wondering.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
You know what it means.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
We're not telling you.

Speaker 1 (53:20):
You know what fingers crossed. It is celebratory, right, because
there's been a lot of talk of China and Taiwan going.
There have been some movement of boats in the seas.
So you know what one, fingers crossed. Its celebratory.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
Do you think it's like what they what people give
you like at work, Like you've had a long, hard
year and you've done a lot of great work and
so they give you a pizza party.

Speaker 1 (53:43):
Yeah, here's gift certificate.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Maybe it's a gigantic pizza party. Could be for the
top military brass.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Great from all over the world, hopefully.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
I hope so too. Well, Hey, how's it going? In
Afghanistan these days. Since the Taliban took over power in
twenty twenty one unit and enacted sharia law, well we
know they banned girls over the edge of twelve from
getting an education. There are restricted job options for women
and severe restricted job options, and just recently, the Taliban
removed from universities all books written by women. The government

(54:18):
has outlawed the teaching of human rights and the teaching
of sexual harassment. And today, this very day, the Taliban
turned off the Internet, the whole Internet. There is a
nationwide internet shut down in Afghanistan in effect right now
and it is set to last indefinitely. Over the last
few weeks, the Taliban began severing fiber optic internet connections

(54:40):
across the country, so little by little this country has
gone down offline. Basically, the Taliban says it's part of
an effort to prevent immorality. Today there is a total
internet blackout unless you can afford mobile data, which most
cannot afford. That it is paralyzing the country's essential services.
Flights have been disrupted. It's nearly cutting off Afghanistan from

(55:04):
the rest of the world.

Speaker 3 (55:04):
Right now, they're going right back to pre nine to
eleven days.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
Yeah, in morality, did they realize the way they treat
women as completely immoral.

Speaker 2 (55:13):
Their edition of Sharia law?

Speaker 3 (55:15):
What I was say a word?

Speaker 4 (55:20):
What?

Speaker 1 (55:25):
Well?

Speaker 2 (55:25):
Let's move on to Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, who
have separated after nearly twenty years together. The couple share
two children, seventeen year old Sunday Rose and fourteen year
old Faith Margaret. They have reportedly been living apart since
the beginning of summer, and reports are that Kidman does
not want the separation.

Speaker 13 (55:42):
Now.

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Not only did TMZ report this little factoid that Nicole
Kidman doesn't want to get divorced, the BBC reported that
they said they checked out the sources from the TMZ article,
and they check out that Nicole Kidman's been really trying
to save this marriage. So I don't know what's going
on with Keith Urban somebody. I saw a comment by
somebody who said, well, Nicole, if you weren't in every

(56:05):
single movie, maybe you could be home sometimes with your husband.
I know, I'm just saying, yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:14):
The one I saw was that someone commented, I don't
know if it was Keith or Keith people or whatever,
it was like, sometimes relationships run their course that was
the statement.

Speaker 3 (56:24):
Well there's truth to that, yeah, is there?

Speaker 2 (56:26):
Yeah, when you marry somebody for the rest of your
life and you just decide on its course.

Speaker 3 (56:31):
Yeah. Fifty three divorce race.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
I'm not saying it's right. I'm just saying it does happen.

Speaker 2 (56:38):
I feel like there's somebody else in I mean, somebody
seeing somebody else.

Speaker 3 (56:44):
Maybe they both aren't they've been separated for a while, right, all.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
Right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
I saw this on Facebook and wanted to bring it
up real quick. Eight ninety seven. Oh and I found
out yesterday that Thick falls right in this category. But
the more I thought about it, I do too. But
I really had to think about it because all my
grandparents were passed before I was ever born. I never
met any grandparents. But this question was floating around on
social media. Do you have grandparents with like old grandparenting names?

(57:14):
You know, not not not Jeff and Ben and you
names we still have, but those old timy names. And
I remember my my mother's parents were Marion and Arthur.
Arthur's kind of right on the line, Marion's pretty older name. Yeah,
did you have old old name grandparents?

Speaker 2 (57:34):
I had my Both my grandfathers were Paul, so that's pretty.

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Okay, that's very normally. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
My dad's mom was Juanita.

Speaker 1 (57:41):
Okay, that's a little bit older.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Yeah, and my mom's mom was Lucille.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Lucille's definitely. Yeah, yeah, for sure, you had some really
old grandparenting names.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
My dad's parents were Thomas and Bernice.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Bernice.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Yeah. Now on my mother's side, my grandfather was Keenan.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
But my grandmother, who was born in nineteen twenty four
in Oregon, she was supposed to.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
Be a boy.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
They had her name ready, Okay, it's going to be Alfred,
but she came out a girl, so they added the
letter A to the name and she became Alfrida Alfrida,
which yeah, we all called her Frida, but okay, Firth
certificate it says Alfrida.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Just threw an a on the end of it.

Speaker 2 (58:25):
It happen ahead.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
Sorry, no, seven, Oh my mom.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
When she turned out to be a girl, they were
gonna name her Paul, after her father, but she became
a girl, so she was Paul.

Speaker 1 (58:37):
Yeah, okay, bled Hi, who's this, Hiluke Luke. What were
your grandparents' old timy names.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Well, my grandfather, His wasn't too much of an old
timy name.

Speaker 3 (58:50):
His name was Joseph.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
But my grandmother, my grant grandmother, her name.

Speaker 14 (58:54):
Was Dorothy, so was Joseph and Dorothy Valentine.

Speaker 1 (58:57):
Yeah, Dorothy is Dorothy's a pretty older name for sure.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Joseph's been around for an awful long time.

Speaker 1 (59:02):
Yes, that is that is very true. Well, I appreciate
the call man, Thank you so much. Eric Textan, Wilma,
and Eugene. Okay, those grandparents' names for sure, Andy, Texan.
Ruth Ruth is another one. Then you don't see a
lot of Ruths now, although I bet there's a resurgence
we will see here now shortly and in the next

(59:26):
few years because of Ozark. I bet the fans of
would name their kids Ruth and those you.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, okay, but that is definitely not common.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Great grandmother Barbara, Yeah, Barber is a little bit of Barb.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Yeah, Barb. Let's see. My grandparents were Marilyn and.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Orlan Orlan Okay, that's cool, Goldie.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
May that is an old name for sure. Blant Hi,
who's this, Nikki? What was what was your grandparents' old
timey names?

Speaker 7 (01:00:04):
Well, my mom's parents My grandfather was Peter, so I
guess that's normal.

Speaker 14 (01:00:09):
My grandmother was.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Oh, gurney, yeah, gotta love a gurney.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
And then my dad's parents were Barney and Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:00:21):
Yeah, oh, Barney and Georgia.

Speaker 10 (01:00:23):
That is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:24):
Those are two people you see going to crack a
barrel at like four fifteen for dinner.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
For sure, becoming more popular baby name though. Georgia. Oh yeah,
oh really okay Georgia.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
All right, well, hey, thank you so much for the call.
Have a great Tuesday. Blitz Hi. Who's this? Okay? Fine, bye,
blitz Hi. Who's this.

Speaker 10 (01:00:46):
Is?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Michael? Michael? What were your grandparents' old timy names? So
both of my grandma's names were Rosemary Roseman. All right,
like that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:58):
That's a pretty name, rose Mary, and then everybody just
call him rose.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
Yeah. It's very old timey for sure. I appreciate it
to call man. Thank you so much. Where was the
one that I just saw? I wanted to bring up
these says?

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
My grandparents are Herbert and Wendeln.

Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
Yeah, she was supposed to be a boy. Wendell.

Speaker 1 (01:01:18):
Oh yeah, yeah, Wilfred and Helen, I said six eight
sixty nine. Yeah, Arthur and Geneva. Man, one, there are
some names I think we should bring back. I'm just
saying some of these names I think are pretty classic,
and I wouldn't be mad at some of these names
seeing them pop up for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:01:37):
Like Rosemary.

Speaker 1 (01:01:38):
Yeah, Rosemary isn't bad at all.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
Rory said hers were Edna and Clarence.

Speaker 1 (01:01:43):
Yeah. Good, I read all the names. Man, those two
definitely have Worthers in their pockets for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:02:01):
Well, here's an interesting piece of information taking us just
up north to Michigan where Henry Ford Genesee Hospital is
located in Grand Blank right there, because that may sound familiar,
because it was just this past weekend where we had
a terrible tragedy that took place in a Mormon church
up there, where a gentleman decided to drive through the
front doors and shoot place up and light it on fire.

(01:02:24):
And as any hospital would do when they have reports
of something like this, they obviously know that they have
a prepare for many victims coming in. Well, here's the problem.
Seven and fifty registered nurses at Henry Ford Genesee Hospital
in Grand Play we're actually on strike, you know, trying
to get new contracts and things of that nature. Well,

(01:02:46):
they said, look, we just heard what's going on. We
will cross the picket line to come into the hospital
to help out with all of the trauma patients we
are about to receive. Hospitals said nope, what now, Look

(01:03:07):
we've been We've just found this story we've been talking
about in the studio. I you know, is our legality
issue behind it? Is? The hob hospital just mad at them?
Did they already find replacement nurs I just find it
very hard to believe you're gonna say no to a
bunch of nurses that want to help.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Out when it comes to enormous crisis right crazy, It's strange.

Speaker 1 (01:03:28):
Have you've seen that if you haven't watched The Pit yet,
a great show on HBO Max. One of the storylines
is there is a mass casualty type event and to
watch them all work together and the things they had
to do, I just I can't imagine what that would
be like to be in that situation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
It feels like a really bad PR move. Number one. Yes,
you are in charge. You you are the people the
helpers right now, and you can't like, call off the
bad blood between the two sides for a day, can
put it aside for a second to help trauma patience.

Speaker 3 (01:04:04):
Is there any live yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:04:06):
Is there any? Is there any issue with like, let's
say something did happen at the hospital. Could the families
go up to the hospital because the nurses strog trying
to step up and help? I mean this liability issue. Yeah,
this is crazy. I can't imagine why a hospital would
say no to her, who to nurses who were saying, hey,
we'll put down the picket signs for a day or

(01:04:26):
two so we can help out the people that need the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:29):
Help, and then we're back on the picket line right.

Speaker 1 (01:04:32):
Straighten everything out.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
That there's so much bad blood between the two sides,
they're probably.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Oh, unbelievable. I mean, we'll see if more of this
comes out, but that is absolutely Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:41):
That feels that feels really gross.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
Kind of does Yeah. A second story takes us over
to London, England, where Luke Allman is twenty six years
old and he had just found out the gender of
his baby. He was all excited he's having his first
baby and found out the gender and as any dad

(01:05:04):
I guess would want to do. He wanted to celebrate
a little bit. I'm gonna have it. Actually, the story
doesn't say whether he was having a boy or a girl.
I feel I guess if you're I'm going to assume
he's having his first boy. I'm assuming that his first
kid is a boy, which is why he got so excited.
Maybe as a dad, you find out you're having a

(01:05:26):
boy and you're thinking to yourself, kind of the stages
of life. I can't wait to throw the football in
the backyard, or in this case he's in England, kick
the football, play a little soccer in the backyard. I
can't wait to show this young man how to drive.
I can't wait to go out and hit the pub
with my son in twenty one years and have our

(01:05:49):
first beer together. So Luke decided to get started early.
He went on and to celebrate, got himself ten pints
of beer, a few bumps of cocaine, and then just
stab a bouncer. Oh yeah, Apparently he was out celebrating
and it was pointed out that, yeah, sure enough, he

(01:06:10):
had bound himself ten pints of beer. Was found in
the bathroom doing some lines off the the old toilet
paper holder. There and was kicked out of the bar. Well,
he decided, no one's kicking me out of my favorite bar,
so he went back to his car, where he grabbed
himself a little pocket knife and then decided to go

(01:06:31):
all stabby stabby on the bouncer. He's now been sentenced
to nine years in jail.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
What a great example you've set for your coming son, right, Yeah,
kind of a bummer.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
You're all excited to sit around and celebrate your you know,
coming soon to be baby boy, and well now you'll
see him when he's in third grade.

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yeah, right, right, So how you'd be halfway to having
that beer?

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
Only half way to Yeah, that is true, as you're
not so breaking news nine ninety seven The Blitz. All right, look,
we all know that for almost everyone, times are tough,
things are tight, everything costs more. You're probably counting the
pennies a little bit more. And who couldn't use a

(01:07:20):
little extra money in their checking account? Well, fellas, if
you're looking for a side hustle, here you go. This
is something that you can do. You can start tomorrow basically,
and you can make a decent amount of money doing it.

(01:07:41):
And that is the fact that there is a huge
shortage right now of maile porn stars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:47):
Oh jeezuz.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
So there's an actual article right now saying, look, they
need help, they need help making content because according to
the numbers I guess as of right now, there are
about seventy male actors for every ten thousand women. So

(01:08:09):
if you want to put yourself out there, I don't
want to. There is money to be made. They're saying
now obviously that one of the main reasons that they're
having such a shortage is that it's not easy. I mean,

(01:08:31):
the male ego is a fragile, fragile thing, and most
men feel it when they are standing in front of people. Again,
you're talking about director, cameraman, lighting, you're talking about all
these people that are.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
Going to be I can see you thought this through,
so you.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Saying it haws, it crossed my mind.

Speaker 2 (01:08:58):
Do not debate you. You're better than this, goose, You're
better than this. Don't debase yourself, and you realize that,
you know that you have higher standards for yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
You know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
What kind of money those guys, mate, Well that's the problem.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Oh yeah, they don't make enough.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
No. No, the that you want to talk you want
to talk about you want to talk about a pay
you want to talk about a pay gap.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
There is, of course huge pay gap.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
But it's funny though you think about you know how
things are usually based on supplying the man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:32):
You have a shortage of men, You would think you
would have to pay that pay You would think, yeah,
you would think. But again, performing in front of a
bunch of people. Well, and here's the other thing too,
is that you may not. It's also one of those
things where it's like, Okay, the director says, let's wrap
up the scene. You have to be able to wrap

(01:09:53):
up the scene, and not everyone can just be like okay,
now's the time. Like, that's just not how it works actor,
especially especially when you get older. Every man knows when
you get older, man.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Come in.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
I'm trying.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
I mean, I don't. I think it's probably a young
man's game.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Oh for sure, it's got to be. It's gotta be.
But that's the problem is they're having all these men
age out and nobody else coming in to replace. Yeah.
So again, I'm just putting it out there, fellas if
you are looking for some money right now, this is
something you can step into and start collecting those paychecks.

(01:10:45):
Just putting it out there. Why are you making that face?
You have a scrunchy face going on. Hey, I'm just
saying it's it's available if you need a ninety some
of the blitz. Hey, we've got your tickets for Ghosts
coming up here in about five minutes. We announced the

(01:11:06):
show yesterday nationwide Arita a nation wide arena Monday, February second.
We're gonna give you a chance to win those tickets.
But before we do it is Tuesday, which means we
have to get to taste test Tuesday. And we have
a very special taste test Tuesday today because we got
a little drop off at the end of last week.
And uh oh, I love me a good chips and salsa. Though. Yes,

(01:11:29):
if you need a good snack, get s and chips
and sauce. You get a good ships and sausa. Be
all right, I agreed and sauce. Boss Gang, a Columbus
based women owned hot sauce and seasoning company, has teamed
up with mary Haven for a Heat with Heart limited
addition salsa. And from what I understand, mary Haven an

(01:11:51):
absolutely amazing place.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
Oh, those guys are heroes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
You know.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
If you're talking about getting rehab for addiction and then
getting your life straight.

Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Hey that's what the judge. I don't know if they
still do, but the judge usually for a first time offender,
you get three days in mary Haven.

Speaker 5 (01:12:05):
For d u I I know, Okay, you go and
you watch the movies of the people getting killed by
drunk drivers and all of that.

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
You have.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
I've heard about it firsthand from somebody who has.

Speaker 2 (01:12:16):
Yes, I know a number of people myself who've spent
some time at mary Haven and it was a decent experience.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
People come in who have been behind the wheel that
killed someone and they talked to him and been through
because of it and that kind but but yeah, but
rehab and getting your life straight, Yeah, they're heroes.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
Man. Hob A Narrow heat wave is the name of
the salsa.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
And finally we have something that smells good, right, yeah, yeah,
we're taking a break.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
We're doing an easy one this week after a few
weeks we've been through.

Speaker 3 (01:12:49):
The most stuff was hard to eat just based on
the smell.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Absolutely so again Sauce bas Gang teaming up with mary
Haven Heat with the Hearts and this is there, hobb
and Arrow heat Waves.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Salsa is this supposed to be super hot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:07):
Well, hobby and arrows are warm. We're talking to be vibrant,
vibrant hiben arrow, carrot land, electric halipeno, sweet Bear Day
salsa with mild heat and lime is what they say.
Are you ready?

Speaker 16 (01:13:21):
Uh huh, it's got a kick, It's got a definitely
have a little heat. Yeah, it's good. I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:13:34):
It's very good.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Already.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I like I wanted to put a little sour cream
on this.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Yeah, I get some back. Only thing I'll say is
I can taste the carrot, which I'm not a huge
fan of.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
Amount a carrot in that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
That would be the only thing I would say.

Speaker 2 (01:13:55):
Okay, I do like it and I but all in all, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
I would absolutely eat the salsa. It's chunky, you know,
it's got the bits and it's good salsa.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Yeah, okay, you need a nice salty chip with it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:14:09):
What was the what was the name of the place
that made this? Also? Uh, the Sauce Sauce Boss Gang
Sauce Boss Gang.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
Sauce Boss Gang, a women owned hot sauce and seasoning company.
The local. So this is what we we have, the harbonairy.
They also have an electric halapeno sweet Vera Day salsa,
which I love a ver Day salsa, so I might
have to check that one out too, but yeah, uh
and obviously this is for a good cause, so if

(01:14:39):
you pick some of this up, you are going to
be helping out mary Haven. So you can get it
at Sauce Boss. Let me find their website here. The
Sauce Boss Gang website is where you can purchase this stuff.
So yeah, definitely check it out now. I absolutely love
this good job, and thank you mary Haven for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:14:59):
Matt, and he said, mary Haven is amazing, but you
have to be ready for it yourself. You have to
want to because no one can make you clean up
unless you want it.

Speaker 16 (01:15:07):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:15:07):
Absolutely, yeah. You can't help out anyone who doesn't want
to be helped for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Well, well, court system are going to try to force
you though, and it is. It's a decent place to
spend a few.

Speaker 1 (01:15:16):
Days, right absolutely, So yeah, thank you again Sauce Boss
Gang and Mary Haven. And check out hob Narrow, heat
Wave and electric Jilapeno available now. All right, let's get
aways and take it.

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
It's the morning Blitz with Goose Kelly and Thick.

Speaker 1 (01:15:47):
Kelly over here cleaning her plate. Look at you, you
get dessert, you cleaned your plate.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
I'm looking at that jar over there. It's really good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:58):
It is a little bit. Okay. Yes, Ghost is going
to be coming to Nationwide Arena Monday, February second. Tickets
on sale this Friday at ten am at ticketmaster dot com.
But how about we save you some money get you
a pair of tickets for the Skeletour World Tour twenty
twenty six. You need a contestant right now to play
Time war Blitz. Hi. Who's this?

Speaker 14 (01:16:21):
My name is Ban Brian.

Speaker 1 (01:16:22):
All right, Brian, you are gonna play Time War be
against Kelly and I. Very simple Thick has worked very
diligently and very hard to put together an audio montage
of three clips. It could be three clips from anything,
TV movies, music, commercials, news stories, jingles, could be anything.

(01:16:44):
Here's the deal, though, all three clips come from the
same year, So after you hear the clips, we will
give you the choice if you want to go first
or second and guess the year as to which all
these clips are from. Brandon, are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
All right? Think let's hear that montage the right man,
so I can see town alone. Okay, it's really hard time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Here, same as me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:26):
Let's do it one more time.

Speaker 2 (01:17:28):
Why would you one man meet for any so I
can see town alone?

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
Wow? All right? Brand your choice?

Speaker 12 (01:17:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:17:47):
Do you want to go first or last on the guesses?
I'll go last, he says last. Kelly, go ahead.

Speaker 14 (01:17:54):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
The only thing I know on this is American Idol,
so I'm gonna go based off that. And I'm thinking
that my husband and I watched the first few seasons together,
so I'm going to say we were married in two
thousand and three, so I'm gonna guess two thousand and three.

Speaker 1 (01:18:11):
Okay, all right, I like you only got American Idol?
I know the song, right, I just for some reason,
I'm totally blaming it. Isn't it's scoliosis rock. It's either
seither or or.

Speaker 3 (01:18:31):
You want to pay a title of the song the Red,
the Red, that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:34):
Chevelle, Yeah, Chevelle.

Speaker 3 (01:18:36):
And you didn't know the clip from the movie.

Speaker 1 (01:18:39):
The only thing I can think of is Forrest Gum.
At the beginning of Forrest Gum, is it like my girl?
Is it my girl?

Speaker 8 (01:18:45):
My large one?

Speaker 4 (01:18:46):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
So I'm.

Speaker 5 (01:18:50):
That is child Child's version of Reese Witherspoon right there
standing on the beach in the storm.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
Wait Home Alabama.

Speaker 13 (01:19:00):
I'm not oh right with the kids. Okay, I like
that movie. Actually, and then they said it a baby,
and then they said it a bar. Yes, they said
it again at the end of the movie. That's right,
that's right, okay, Sweet Home Alabama. Chevelle an American Idol
like you. I'm just going off of Kelly Clarkson winning
for the first time.

Speaker 12 (01:19:19):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
I played Kelly Clarkson's single when when the song came out,
so I was in radio. It's been twenty six years.
I'm gonna go two thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
And wo'd you say? Kelly?

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Three? Okay? All right, so you got the clues? Ran
in Sweet Home, Alabama. The movie Chevelle. The Red is
the song and the credits the opening theme to American Idol.
Do you have a guess as to what you that was.

Speaker 10 (01:19:53):
Me?

Speaker 7 (01:19:53):
I'm gonna say two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (01:19:57):
I said two thousand and one. You can't go two
thousand and one. That's the problem with picky list. Okay,
all right, there's going right in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:20:04):
Yep, we're gonna we're sandwich.

Speaker 5 (01:20:05):
We had oh one O two oh three, thick what
you got, Chevelle's album in the movie Sweet Home Alabama,
and the very first season of American Idol all happened
in the year two thousand and two.

Speaker 16 (01:20:22):
Very good.

Speaker 1 (01:20:23):
Congratulations, man, you hit it right on the head. Seeing
you're lucky. I took two thousand and one. Otherwise I
said two thousand and two, and you'd him seg two
thousand and one.

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
That's great.

Speaker 1 (01:20:33):
Yeah, congratulations. We're gonna get you up. Pair of ghost
tickets who will be there nationwide arena Monday, February seconds.
You hang on one second now, all right?

Speaker 8 (01:20:42):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
As the government teeters on the brink of a shutdown,
President Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth right now addressing
an auditory impact with several hundred the nation's most seasoned
military commanders summoned last minute from around the world. We're
getting a little band play, right.

Speaker 1 (01:21:03):
Yeah, I'm watching the TikTok. It's TikTok Live. This is
what's going on right now, March. It's the It's a
camera at the back of the room and all you
see are the backs of there are a whole lot
of bald military officials. I am looking at a whole
bunch of bald head rights right now. But yeah, it's
just a shot of the stage with all of them

(01:21:23):
sitting there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
So nobody spoke or anything.

Speaker 1 (01:21:27):
Just gote.

Speaker 2 (01:21:28):
So I don't know if Donald Trump has spoken or
if he is coming up next.

Speaker 8 (01:21:33):
I mean, we missed it, yeah, but I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
Sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:21:38):
Uh yeah. He basically was talking about the importance of
the equation.

Speaker 1 (01:21:42):
Well, let me give you some background music. Go ahead.

Speaker 2 (01:21:45):
He was talking about the importance of the warrior ethos,
which is basically the spirit that makes combat units effective.
He says, we must be prepared. Either we're ready to
win or we are not. And he's basically said, the
speech today is about people, and it's about culture and
the need for the proper culture at the War Department.

(01:22:09):
So he was talking about the importance of enforcing combat
standards that keep troops lethal, as well as referencing new
standards for grooming that include requirements for troops to remain
clean shaven. So I guess Donald Trump is up next
with his own speech, and then they'll release the military
generals and flag officers to return back home. Some of

(01:22:30):
whom flew across the world are far far away for
a pepper.

Speaker 1 (01:22:36):
Well in what.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
Yeah it is is the very very perfect example of
couldn't this have been an email?

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
I'm launching the comments section, and that's what everyone is saying,
this could have been an email. The world's most expensive
zoom call was the other the other one.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Yeah, so I guess they are really just trying to
psych up the troops and let's get it together and
be a real military where we have standards and clean
shaven faces, or that's all they want us.

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
To think it is. Yeah, I've never seen one Navy
seal without some tough ass face there. Like, I don't
know if the Navy Seales are going to go hairless
for shaveless.

Speaker 2 (01:23:18):
We'll see clean shaven, we'll see. YouTube Music is rolling
out a new feature through it's I didn't even know
YouTube had YouTube music. But the only reason I'm doing
this is because I hate Spotify's aid J so much
and I listen to it almost every day. But I
hate listen. I think this guy he's an AI DJ.

(01:23:40):
Let me see if I can just bring him up
real quick.

Speaker 8 (01:23:41):
Here know some twenty twenties music. Mark ronson leading Mark Ronson.

Speaker 2 (01:23:47):
I don't he Spotify DJ is supposed to curate a
list for me. I don't even know who Mark Ronson is.
He does tell okay, I don't care. I'm just supposed
to be a curated list for me. I have never
once in my life listen to Mark Ronson, so I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
Soar to what you listen to.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
And it's like, oh, then I skip, skip, skip, skip,
and he's like, I noticed you're skipping a lot lately.
Why don't you just tell me what you want me
to play? It is pretty fun, but he'll say things
like here's Blink one hundred eighty two or uh oh no,
like is I saw somebody say he can't pronounce psycho stick.
He pronounces it psycostic. So it is kind of a

(01:24:28):
fun hate listen. But I guess you to YouTube music
is going to get into the AI DJ business. If
you are interested and you have a YouTube music subscription,
you can check that out.

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Good news for us, That means our jobs are safe
at least a little bit.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
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Speaker 10 (01:25:02):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
Apparently, it is described here as a raw Neon noir
fever dream, part rock anthem, part cyberpunk prophecy. It's a
world where rebellion isn't just an attitude of survival.

Speaker 1 (01:25:16):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:25:17):
Uh so yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:25:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
The guy who helped Coke create it said it's Axel
like you've never seen him before.

Speaker 3 (01:25:23):
So okay, we've got raw Axl Rose.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
I think we've seen enough of Axel Rose. But anyway,
if you're a big fan of Axel Rose, you can
free order from uh Sumerian Comics dot com and again
it'll ship in January. And those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:25:47):
That's how he's gonna keep all the enemies at bay.
He's gonna have the people that are coming after him
in this poke post apocalyptic world, and then he's just
gonna start going.

Speaker 10 (01:25:59):
Like this wave in the White Flag.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
Just stop saying. So that's all we care about. Hey,
if you want, you can head out and celebrate International
Podcast Day because that's what today is. So yeah, why
don't you get a laugh and you know, here's the deal.
I am a fan of like some long form interviews

(01:26:34):
and getting inside information. Yeah, but I will also say this,
I think there needs to be some stricter rules on
rules and regulations for being allowed to have a podcast.

Speaker 3 (01:26:48):
Yeah, is that right?

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Yeah? There are way too many people who.

Speaker 5 (01:26:51):
Have podcasts, and most of them are asbout as boring
as it gets.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Oh for sure. But I do enjoy the fact that
if you have an interest of some sort, Yeah, I
guarantee there's a podcast out there for your interest where
you can hear more information about it. Uh. Second story,
this is quite interesting. I have no idea what's going on,
but apparently this is taking place across the country. If

(01:27:16):
you're a fan of Hame, they're on their I Quit
tour right now and apparently there is an issue going on.
Take a listen to one fan of what she had
to say.

Speaker 17 (01:27:26):
Okay, so I'm getting kind of a lot of comments
like this. I heard Milwaukee was bad, Seattle was bad.
So I'm starting to wonder why is there a farterer
at every Heim show? One is it Heim themselves or
two do they like have like fart spray going through

(01:27:47):
the air conditioner or what like, why why is this happening?
And allegedly the entire GA section in Dallas smelt this.
I thought it was an isolated incident near me and
my friend. We were literally trying to figure out who
we thought it was and we thought they were like
right in front of us. But allegedly everyone else smelt
it too. So I'm starting to think this is like
a broader issue. So if anyone has the insight, let

(01:28:11):
me know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:15):
Was Gore opening up right, Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Dallas, New York, Seattle. People all over the internet are
talking about this tour and just about every show has
had some sort of like stench going on.

Speaker 3 (01:28:28):
Maybe it's that assistant school teacher that we talked about
last week.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
Oh that was spraying card spray at the AC units.
I don't know, but there people are are like, yeah,
not sure, what's going on. Is that part of the experience?
Are they pumping it through the system. Are they trying
to have like a four D concert, you know when
you go to the movie and the seat shakes. They
put smells and everything into it.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
But why that smell?

Speaker 1 (01:28:53):
I don't know. So if you're going to HAM show,
just be prepared. Be prepared for mister poopa pants. That's
all saying some of the blitz. Now, let's see if
we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's learn you some stuff on a Tuesday morning. Well, tidbitch,

(01:29:14):
you get to take with you throughout the day. Like
did you know? For almost all the eighteen hundreds maps
of Africa had a mountain range called the Mountains of Kong, which, yeah, Kong,
which didn't actually exist. They still show up once in
a while on modern maps. In fact, in Alice from
nineteen ninety five even has the minute Mountains of Kong. Yeah.

(01:29:35):
The first Nintendo game ever developed in Africa was Donald
Duck Going Quackers for Nintendo sixty four.

Speaker 3 (01:29:43):
Going Quackers Go developed.

Speaker 1 (01:29:45):
Going Quackers was developed in Africa. It was actually created
in Morocco. Yeah, that's what they're known for, that's right.
Jim Carrey had the chance to play Captain Jack Sparrow
in Pirates of the Caribbean.

Speaker 3 (01:29:58):
That would have been very different, yes, but he turned it.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Down because it conflicted with his filming schedule for Bruce Almighty.

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
For some reason, Bruce all Mighty is great.

Speaker 1 (01:30:07):
For some reason, I think Bruce thought Bruce Almighty was
older than the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie. But yeah,
Brussel Mighty is a good one. Though. The most abused
social security number ever has been used in fraud by
at least forty thousand different people, and it belonged to

(01:30:27):
a secretary at a wallet company. Here's the deal. In
nineteen thirty eight, social security cards were new, and the
secretary's boss wanted people to see how they looked in
a wallet, So every one of their wallets they sold
came with a sample social Security card inside.

Speaker 3 (01:30:46):
The same number with her number, her number, her number on.

Speaker 1 (01:30:49):
The sociecurity card.

Speaker 5 (01:30:51):
Yeah, you weren't really worried about scams and fraud then, right?

Speaker 12 (01:30:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:56):
But obviously ever since then it has taken off. And
that's has been used forty thousand different stamps.

Speaker 12 (01:31:03):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
And finally, here's one you can tell your diabetic uncle about.
The urine of a diabetic contains so much sugar that
it can be purified and made into high end single
malt whiskey.

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
I mean, wow, come on, that's crazy, man.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Do you save? Do you save a bunch of money
and just start collecting uncle Jimmy's peepe. No, put it
through the purification process, get you to some high end
single malt whiskey.

Speaker 3 (01:31:41):
No, no, I do not.

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
I'm gonna have to have to ask my buddy J
d H who I did the whiskey podcast with, and
see if maybe they want to try this out, see
if he's down for it.

Speaker 3 (01:31:56):
I mean, what year is it?

Speaker 1 (01:31:59):
Yeah? Right, I guess it would depend on what year
uncle Jimmy was born. You know, is this a you know,
nineteen fifty six single malt?

Speaker 3 (01:32:07):
I mean, when did you get the sample?

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I guess it would be from the sample. Yeah.
All right, there you go, learning some stuff on a
Tuesday morning, ninety seven The Blitz