Terrorizing Your Sibling and Places To Poop - Blitz Morning 8-14-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
On the plans.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hey, back at it on Thursday high of eighty seven.
We've got some morning fog and moisteness out there right now,
but we will have more sun later. Yet again, another
day of driving to work with the windshield wipers on,
even though there's no rain coming down. You just have
to keep that weird moisture off the windshield.

Speaker 3 (00:34):
There's a little fog out our way too.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, we got fog too. How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
I'm good? How are you.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Good?

Speaker 3 (00:44):
I'm kind of going over our show plan here just
to see if we're doing any more contests against each other.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
We are, We are not until later, not movie related.
I specifically told that. I was like, we are doing
music today.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Let me just take this opportunity to say that I
likely owe everyone in the room in apology just for
my bad attitude yesterday. You're burying me in these contests,
burying me right now. I'm still three four live, but
I'm on a very very intense losing skid right now,
intense I cannot win. So I'm going into these games

(01:20):
in a really, really bad mood already because I'm like
hating losing.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Everybody hates to lose.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I get it.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I was down twenty to nineteen to twelve or something.
I was on a horrible lose.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Maybe I lashed out yesterday. Maybe I flipped the bird.
I don't know who can remember. I don't know, but
we can wed. I just need to know when I
need to get my s together this morning until meditate,
I need to deep breathe. I already prayed and I
kid you not on the way to work, that I

(01:56):
would be a better person today. I'm not kidding that happened.
I believe you, So get it together, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (02:08):
She Ha seen.

Speaker 1 (02:13):
Lord deleted Kenny win a game? Can I get a name?

Speaker 3 (02:17):
I didn't even pray to win. I just prayed i'd
be a better person during the content during the competition.
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Forget the win. I just want to be a good
maybe maybe pray to win.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Wow, As you have clearly stated, movies not at the
top of your winning list, So we are absolutely doing
music today.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Except for opposite movie titles. You are really good at them.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah, okay, tell me what else I'm good at?

Speaker 4 (02:44):
Guys, how are you think I'm doing great? I'm doing great?

Speaker 1 (02:51):
Nothing nothing crazy? No, Okay, Well, fine, let's move on then,
let's get going on a Thursday last two.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yes, we do have Ice Night Kills tickets to give
a which we will be doing coming up at about
eight forty five. Also, I think you'll have a lot
of fun with this one, Kelly, because you do have
siblings that you grew up with. I want you to
think of a time that you had to apologize to
a sibling, like you did something so wrong.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
So when I hauled them both into therapy with me
because I feel so bad about how I treated them.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Yeah, possibly, yeah, that kind of thing.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, that kind of thing, some of the stuff Kelly
did to hers.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I got a line that's coming about seven forty this morning.
Right now, let's go with Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
Well, we're all doing better, I think than these animals.
Where was this goose? You lived in Colorado? Are you
familiar with Fort Collins?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Oh? Absolutely? Collins Collins, Denver? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Okay, oh is that close to that's yeah, about forty
five minutes north of Denver.

Speaker 4 (03:45):
All right, Well out there in Fort Collins, these animals
are scaring people because they're they're growing like horns and tentacles.
They have a virus and it's causing them to grow
horns and tentacles, and it's a specific to this one
kind of animal. Okay, yeah, so we need to know
what that animal is. We got twenty five bucks for

(04:06):
you to go spend at waterbeds and stuff if you're
the first one to text in and tell us what
kind of animals these are? At eight hundred and eight
two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia thick
all right.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Out in Colorado, specifically Fort Collins, there are these animals
that have peculiar black tentacle like horns growing out of
their faces. And we want to know it's specific animal,
what kind of animal is it? And it's rabbits. They
call them Frankenstein rabbits.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Is this like that? What?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
There's like a parasite, the zombie parasite that will get
into like ants that takeover.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
I remember they affected deer what you're talking about. Yeah,
they did that, I know for a while. But now
they call it. It's called cottontail rabbit papaloma virus.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, rabbit see me out there?

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yes, oh, you dirty rabbits.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Most of the time they wrap those things up. Most
time they get over it quick. But yeah, they looks
like they got the did you look at any pictures
of these things? They got these like growing out of
their heads.

Speaker 1 (05:17):
Eh oh no, oh that's freaky. Look right, but gives
me the Gebi's.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
The rabbit Cheesley recover.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
That's so oh my god, that is so weird.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
That rabbit was really getting busy.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Holy, I actually feel bad.

Speaker 3 (05:45):
That's sad.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
Oh, I can't even It's like I don't even know
how to describe it.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah, that's how that's why people are calling the police, going.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Hey, yeah, if that thing's coming at me, I'm freaking
out for this reminds me of the uh the rabbit
from from a search of the Holy Graph, the killer rabbit,
a fish.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
A street a mile wid all those poor rabbits.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Well, they always get over it. The only time any
of them have an issue is if the gross get
so bad it causes them problems eating.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Okay, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
That d it's kind of like become like a scab
where it'll end up.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah, yeah, that's what happens until it pops up about
eight nine weeks later.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Again, you can you imagine walking up on one of
those looking at that rabbit.

Speaker 1 (06:42):
Right.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
How does a rabbit get a refill on its vowl trex?

Speaker 1 (06:48):
I mean does it?

Speaker 2 (06:49):
Just does it?

Speaker 5 (06:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Pull up to the cvs of the Walgreens or anyway.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
Can't spread the humans, They just do recommend you don't
make contact with them. And it was Josh King from
Bell Fountain who texted in the correct answer first and
he's got twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
Congratulations. I have your board at work today.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
You need something to do, make sure you jump on
best restrooms dot Com because you need to vote for
America's best restroom. It's about to shut down here tomorrow
at midnight. Nine bathrooms left to vote on the best bathroom,
including Kansas. That's a Colorado, Minnesota, Utah, Florida, New York, California,

(07:29):
Texas have Do they have different locations?

Speaker 3 (07:31):
And I guess no.

Speaker 2 (07:33):
It looks like this one in Salt Lake Cities at
the Little America Hotel. Just various various places that are there.
They have narrowed it down to the nine best restrooms
in the country, which reminds me, did you ever sign
on to places I pooped dot com or get the
app places I poofed?

Speaker 1 (07:51):
No?

Speaker 4 (07:52):
I haven't.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
I haven't heard of it. No, I haven't seen it
in a while.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
But there used to be an app that you could
get and basically what you do.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
It was like it was like what was that one
where you could be the mayor? Was it four square?

Speaker 2 (08:03):
So you could sign If you signed in the most
times at a location, you became the mayor of that place.
The place that I booped was basically you just went
in and you just on a map. You would pinpoint
and keep track of place.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
As you poop.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
You'd be like King Pooper. Yeah, exactly, you are the
person who's pooped the most.

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Yeah, particular restaurant, which also reminds me of a conversation
I got into one time. Can you think of the
best and worst place you ever pooped?

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Well, a port to John is always the worst. I
can't do it, and it is an absolute desperation move.
A desperation move. There has to be nowhere else to go.

Speaker 6 (08:37):
Mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
I cannot sit on a porta pot I can't. I
will go in the woods before I do that. Really, yeah,
I can't do that, not a port But.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
Can you think of like your most glorious poop, like
where location wise I know where I know my my
best and worst by far, I know, uh my my
best was at Saint an Over in Scotland, in the
clubhouse on the old course.

Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeap. When I got to go over there and play
golf there and visit.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
There and all of a sudden the feeling, oh, you're like,
oh boy, oh.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
They had the full doors top to bottom with the
with the turn lock, the dead bolt lock. Yeah, it
smelled good in there, I mean everything, It was just perfect.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
The worst, however, was at.

Speaker 2 (09:24):
The building esque bathroom at Coney Island in New York.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
In New York, oh oh, I was. I don't know how.

Speaker 2 (09:36):
An indoor building can be worse than the outhouse, but
in Coney Island, New York, where you've got every type
of vegabond you can think of, just hanging out and
sleeping in that area, Yeah, it.

Speaker 3 (09:50):
Was a you know what's also a weird bathroom experience
is when you were a kid and you had to
go to the bathroom when you're at the pool, because
the floors are always so yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (10:03):
No idea what you're walking through.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
No, that's a rough one too.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Well, then not to mention the whole back area is
wet toomatically feels like a wet.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
Poo, even though it's not a wet hoods.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
You're like, it's just all all that. You're like, why
is why does that feel like gogurt? I don't understand,
and I haven't even gone yet.

Speaker 1 (10:28):
It sounded like Kelly's shoes the other day when she
didn't dry them.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
Probably, Oh, yes, I gotta say.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
I think the worst place was the bathroom at the
boat ramp at Indian Lake, at the mound Wood boat Ramp.

Speaker 3 (10:41):
Oh, pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
It's always got the like the ground's always wet in
there for some reason, you know, and it's just it's
just there's nothing to it.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh, Robert says.

Speaker 2 (10:52):
The port of potties in Afghanistan were absolutely the worst.
One hundred and thirty degrees plus. Oh man, he says,
but it's bad. The best was the hangover poop that
made me feel like a new man. Yeah, that's a
good one.

Speaker 3 (11:06):
Justin had something similar, he says. My worst one was
in Kuwait in a portage on one hundred to ten degrees. Oh,
guys out they're serving God bless you.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
I've had I've used a porty party like on the
golf course. We just go into pee and it's already
just a hot box. But thirty degrees, no, thank you.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
I think the best one we were at Snowshoe Ski
Resort down in West Virginia, Okay, And we went out
and walked to one of the restaurants at the resort.
It was probably it was between five and ten minute walk.
We decided to walk. It wasn't that cold out, and
when we left, it hit me I had to go
and there was no way I was going to make

(11:49):
it back to our condo. So I'm looking at places
along the way and this service guy come out of
a side door of another condo building. Yeah, and I
snuck in there and happened to get into a very
very nice bathroom.

Speaker 1 (12:05):
Nothing wrong with that whatsoever.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
My wife's laughing at me because at one point I
had to go and lean up against a wall and
just stand there because I didn't know what didn't do?

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Stop's got a hibachi dinner?

Speaker 4 (12:15):
Is no Italian restaurant?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh that'll do it. I can do it, Yeah, for sure,
for sure.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Anyways, entry your breakfast.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Not so breaking news.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (12:34):
Our first story takes us over to the big apple
right there in the center of it all Times Square,
where they say, if you sit there long enough, the
entire world will pass right by you. I've been fortunate
enough to go to New York many, many times. My
brother lives in Manhattan. In fact, my brother works very
close to this exact location, right there in Times Square
forty first and seventh. There's a corner there right in

(12:54):
the heart of Times Square. Actually it's little bit south
of the heart of Time Square, but there is a
street there, an intersection which has something very very strange
going on right now, and no one can explain it.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
You can see a lot of strange things in New.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
York City, but this is pretty weird. At this particular intersection.
When you walk by, there is some sort of static
charge right there in this particular intersection where they have
as people walk by, their hair just remember touching that
ball in science.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
Class as they have it, do they okay?

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah, So people will just walk by, walk through this intersection,
and all of a sudden, their hair just starts to
stand up, like you're touching one of these electronic static
electricity balls. And no one knows why. They've called the
city electrical company. There's no charge coming out of anywhere.

Speaker 4 (13:55):
Have they checked underground for slime?

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Valid question? Valid question? Slime that you talk to and
it reacts.

Speaker 3 (14:05):
I saw somebody post a video of what was happening
to their hair when they passed by there, And then
somebody else posted a picture of their mom when they
were in that area a year ago, and her hair
was like.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
This is for a while, all okay, I didn't know that.

Speaker 3 (14:22):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No one knows.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
That feels like a tragedy waiting to happen, doesn't it.
It feels like some type of is something.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh, like all of a sudden, everyone in that intersection
just falls over, or like.

Speaker 3 (14:38):
All of a sudden we find out there's a giant
cancer cluster and all these people have been on it.
At that corner.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
It's everyone walking through there.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Have you ever been have you ever walked by? What
is it?

Speaker 1 (14:56):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (14:57):
Max, I've been there, I've been there. If you're you
wouldn't notice, You're right, I would not. Yet, all of
a sudden, I get this tangle and all my puble
what's going on down there?

Speaker 1 (15:15):
So strange?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
All of a sudden, my peam looks like Doc Brown
from Back to the Future. Anyways, Uh, still trying to
figure out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
Forty first and seventh Avenue.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Our second story takes this gone takes us out to Westfield, Massachusetts,
where there was a ride along in an F fifteen, which,
by the way, this is attempt number I don't know five,
trying to get in a jet plane ride. The Blue
Angels are coming if you're part of the Columbus are show.

(15:52):
That hasn't taken place yet, has it?

Speaker 4 (15:53):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (15:54):
I hope not.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
I want a jet plane ride. Just throwing it out
there again. So if you know someone with jet plane,
I want to ride. Okay, An F fifteen Eagle from
the one hundred and fourth Fighter Wing had themselves a
little ride along where someone was in the backseat getting
to do exactly.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
What do I want to do?

Speaker 2 (16:14):
And I promise you I wouldn't do what this person did,
because I guess this person curiosity got the best of them.
They said, oh, what are these yellow handles above my head? Well,
anyone who has seen any sort of war movie or
fighter movie knows those are the ejection handles. Oh my god,

(16:36):
And sure enough this person did what is known as
a near zero zero ejection, a no speed or altitude ejection.
They ejected from the F fifteen while taxiing on the crowd.

Speaker 3 (16:50):
No, what happened?

Speaker 2 (16:54):
I mean, the cannopy popped off. The guy shot out
of the plane. There's video of him laying on the
runway with the parachute kind of floating behind him, and
and and the and the F fifteen is still rolling forward.

Speaker 3 (17:08):
Taxiing, Like was there any time at all for this
parachute to catch any air?

Speaker 2 (17:12):
It did catch air, the person's okay, yeah, it does
eject you out, and the yeah, the the parachute does
come out automatically, but yeah, you're not supposed to do
this obviously. But I just love in the video how
the F fifteen is continuously rolling down, like what's just
hat hey? Like when someone jumps out of your car
at slow speed, where'd you go?

Speaker 4 (17:34):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (17:36):
So the person is fine, but definitely there's going to
be some explaining to do, for sure.

Speaker 1 (17:42):
That's not so breaking news.

Speaker 4 (17:44):
The Columbisair Show is next weekend. Twelve second next weekend.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Trying to get you into a military plane, is that
what we're trying to do?

Speaker 1 (17:50):
Trying to change.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
But yes, but now I didn't know that because I'm
in Denver next week for a wedding.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
In everything.

Speaker 4 (17:58):
No flight, no bargatzi, no nothing, damn weddings.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
I'm sure not so breaking news. What was it?

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Like last year we were talking about this young lady
who was on TikTok and she was looking dead into
the camera and said, you know what they need. They
need like this phone that hangs on the wall in
your house. Like we all have cell phones, what if
they go down and you need to be there's like
an emergency. We need a phone that hangs on the

(18:33):
wall where like the entire family has access to it
in case something goes wrong.

Speaker 1 (18:38):
Yeah, and all of us.

Speaker 2 (18:39):
Were like, hello, land line'en doing that forever. Well, there's
there's another scenario that just came up. And these are
the people I want to talk to, Like, you didn't
invent this. This has been going on forever. I've done
this my entire life, pretty much as a young woman
on tik talk And she just made a video and

(19:02):
the video's got some music playing. Basically all it is
is her walking out of her hotel room and walking
out the front door, and there's texts you know. She
put text on the screen and it says older generations,
dot dot dot. This is how you check out of
a hotel. You just walk out. Okay, I've been doing
that my entire life.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I know. You don't have to go to the counter.

Speaker 4 (19:25):
You don't drop off the key, no key, leave them in.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
The room, yeah, leave your key card in the room.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
Yeah, and just walk out. You don't need to check out.

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Now, I don't like just common courtesy.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
Well here's the thing. I don't know about common courtesy,
but I did. I am reading the comments on this,
and the one thing I will say that I might
change my ways now because I've been in this scenario before.
If you let them know that you're checking out, Let's
say you're leaving because check out's at eleven. Right, let's
say you're out of there at eight. If you do
let the front desk know, housekeeping might get to that room. Yeah,

(19:59):
which means someone can do early check in if they
need to, which I've had to do before. So now
that I think about that, I might I might stop buying.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
That goes back to what I said about common courtesy, right,
you know, but it benefits everybody, but it's.

Speaker 1 (20:12):
Not you don't have to. It's not a gen Z
thing that you didn't invent this, right, I just don't.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
The whole thing of like, oh yeah, this is this
is how we do things.

Speaker 3 (20:26):
Yeah, every twenty one year old things they're smarter than
everyone else.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
Right of course, right, Uh, you know people are saying
it's not an old person thing, it's empathetic to the staff.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Can see that. I also like this one.

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Someone commented, you do you I'm not afraid of minor
social interactions, right, which is the other thing that the
younger generation doesn't want to do.

Speaker 4 (20:51):
Many It's funny because they're they're like the most anti
shame now if you don't shame them for anything, but
they love the shame older people. Uh, they do.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
And I get it this.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
You know, having having the tued as a younger person
two older people has been.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Going on for generations.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Yeah, you didn't invent that either.

Speaker 1 (21:13):
Right, exactly, right, exactly.

Speaker 2 (21:15):
We've all talked about older generations and the way they
did things different than the way we did.

Speaker 4 (21:21):
And every past generation said I don't understand kids today.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Yeah. Yeah, uh, but I would say that's not a
big deal. I would say, like, the the kind of
the I wouldn't say worst, but one of the things
I do I was always really bad, try and do better.
But movie theaters. I would never take anything with me,
like leaving when the movie's over. Oh yeah, finally, if

(21:50):
I had popcorn and a pop let's just stand.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
They have people that'll get that, Yes they do.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
If we all picked up our trash, yeah, and took
it out of the movie theater.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
What are these poor teenagers?

Speaker 4 (22:02):
You put somebody out of a job, right, I'm saving
your job.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I'm saving people's jobs. I don't understand what the problem
here is. If you need something to do, then I'm
giving you something to do, because otherwise you're just standing
there going I got nothing to do. Right, I'm putting
people to work. I am keeping the unemployment rate at
record low's here by.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
Leaving my trackh giving them a chance to complain about
the older generation.

Speaker 7 (22:32):
That is true to me.

Speaker 3 (22:33):
There crap a right?

Speaker 2 (22:36):
I mean, can you think of a time, Cally, you're
too nice of a person? Were you ever in the
mindset of I'll leave that for someone else.

Speaker 3 (22:47):
I do know there are times when I'm looking around, like,
am I supposed to bust my own table? At certain
places like say you're at north Star Cafe or something,
and I'm like, there's no real obvious answer to that.
I think you are supposed to bust your own tables,
but are you? I don't know. And so there have
been times where I'm just like, I do I just

(23:07):
I guess I leave. I don't know. I did give
them a good tip.

Speaker 4 (23:11):
But we're talking about a sit down restaurant.

Speaker 3 (23:13):
Well, we're talking about north Star. You go up in order,
and then you get you know, your little you know thing,
and then they come bring your food out to you
when you sit down.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
So you go up in order, go up and get
a number, they give you amber yeah, and then they bring.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
It and they bring it to you. And then I
never know do I bust my own table or not?
And typically, like at a I say at Chipotle, you
bust your own table. You take your car off the
table five steps above, okay above, I would say, it's yeah, okay, so.

Speaker 4 (23:47):
They bring do they bring your stuff on a tray
and set the tray down in front of you.

Speaker 3 (23:52):
Oh, I can't remember, I guess because.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
I feel like if you get a tray with everything
and then there's there's a stack of trays, then I
think it's kind of expected.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
But if they bring the tray and put the plates
down and take.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
The tray, and what, I think you're gonna bring me
a bus bussing tub.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
And sometimes they'll come and ask if you need a
container to take the rest of your food home, your
your delicious tie burrito home, and other times you have
to go find your own. So I'm not I'm.

Speaker 4 (24:25):
Never sure to do in real plates and silverware, Yeah,
where would you put what do you take that you're
going to take them back to the kitchen?

Speaker 1 (24:32):
What do you like the top? Yeah, they have to
set there tub where.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
You put your real plates?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
In Panera, Yeah, you go to Likeable Noodles and Company,
they've got the tub and then you throw your plaster,
you throw your your silver work here, and they put
your bowl over here.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
For sure.

Speaker 3 (24:49):
So I think it'd be inadvertent if I gave somebody
extra work that they weren't planning on us, because I
just didn't know. I did make an effort, I didn't know.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, I would say, if it's if it, if it's
a tray situation, you take it. If it's just on
the table plate situation, then you leave it now.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
I am a pre busterer.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
Any restaurant I go to when we're done eating, I
stack all the plates. Yeah, I'll wipe the crumbs, you know,
put everything in one collectible area.

Speaker 1 (25:16):
But yeah, in terms of busting, that'd be.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
And it's like, think, have you ever can you think
of something where you like leave it for someone else?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
No?

Speaker 4 (25:24):
I usually I pick up after myself.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Okay, I just do well. Okay, you guys are good people.

Speaker 4 (25:29):
You just said you pre bus true.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
I guess that offsets me leaving my popcorn and pop
in the movie theater for the kids.

Speaker 4 (25:37):
I've definitely done that before.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
I don't think it's hard. I don't do it regularly.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
It's oh, it's good. All right. You're as big as
an a hole as I am.

Speaker 2 (25:44):
Okay, now the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 3 (25:50):
Two people did three injured in a crash on Route
twenty three in southern Delaware County. Official say it was
a head on collision at about eight thirty last night
near Powell Road. It appears an suv went left of
center and hit two vehicles. Two women inside one of
the vehicles were killed. Officials are still investigating Washington, DC
man's facing federal charges after he was caught on video
allegedly throwing a wrapped subway sandwich at a Customs and

(26:14):
Border Protection agent in Washington, d C. Sean Dunn is
accused of approaching the officer on control late Sunday night,
yelling if you you e f ing fascist? Why are
you here? I don't want you in my city, and
then just cranking back and whipping the sandwich at the officer,
hitting him in the chest. And then he turns around
and just starts to book it, and there are like

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five officers right on his butt, like right there, and
he was quickly arrested.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
Uh was it a six in?

Speaker 3 (26:42):
It look like a foot long if I'm being honest,
a little bit.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Yeah, it was or Italian.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
It was wrapped. I couldn't tell. I don't see any
grease spots. I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
I would like to know.

Speaker 1 (26:53):
I definitely need to know the details.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 (26:56):
I mean, did the officer are going to meet bottle
of the face or he gets slapped with salami?

Speaker 4 (27:00):
They're to stay wrapped and he got a free lunch?

Speaker 2 (27:02):
Right?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Yeah. A Breeze air Airways flight headed to La diverted
to an airport in Colorado yesterday after an unruly passenger
started waving his skateboard around and then got into a
fight with flight attendants and two other passengers. Airline staff
notified authorities in Grand Junction, Colorado, where they were going
to be landing, that they were dealing with a drunk
man yelling racial slurs and slurs and waving around a skateboard.

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They say they ended up putting him in those restraints.
I don't know if they were zip ties or what,
but he was able to break free two times. Like
that's how crazy this guy strength? Definitely? Yeah, yeah, you could.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Take a skateboard on the plane with you. It's very
odd to me if.

Speaker 3 (27:44):
It fits in the overhead compartment.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Maybe yeah, I don't see what I mean to carry on.

Speaker 3 (27:49):
People bring their golf clubs on board, don't they? Or something?
How about this instruments?

Speaker 1 (27:55):
You can bring your guitar on board? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (28:00):
Who.

Speaker 3 (28:00):
One passenger and one flight attendant suffered minor injuries, and
a police arrested him on arrival in Grand Junction. Those
are your three things.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
That's us under up bodies. Yeah, police were busy yesterday.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Our first story takes us over to well technically it
takes us to South Dakota, but we're talking about a
Fresno County man who was just recently arrested. Apparently he
was real close to Sturgis, whether that it was his
beginning destination or his he was heading out of Sturgis.
But we have ourselves a real life breaking bad because

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this Fresno man was pulled over on South Dakota Highway
and near Sturgis on Highway ninety when he was pulled
over by the South Dakota Highway patrol and the police
service dog alerted the officers to drugs in the car.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Lots of drugs in the car, Lots and lots and
lots of drugs in the car.

Speaker 2 (28:56):
Two hundred and seven point twenty four pounds of crystal meth.
Who twelve million dollars worth of myth in the car?
An extra two You've got an extra person just sitting
in your car there, two hundred and seven pounds of myth.
That's that is, that is trafficking to the most trafficking

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this level.

Speaker 4 (29:17):
You can be officers personal use right right.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
So, yes, he was arrested.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
No word on exactly how long he's going to be
sitting in jail, but the vehicle was obviously impounded. They
said it is the largest myth seizure in highway patrol history.

Speaker 1 (29:35):
Yeah, I believe.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
So this second story takes us over to McGraw, New York,
where let me preface this with everybody's fine, and I don't.

Speaker 1 (29:47):
Don't mean to laugh. It's just the visual.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Courtland County Sheriff's Office pulled over two people driving their
pickup truck, Lisa E.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
Marby and Grady L. Marby.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
We're driving out of a school parking lot into the
roadway when someone called nine to one one because they
had they had their baby and a stroller and the
stroller was in the back of their pickup truck.

Speaker 3 (30:16):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (30:18):
What here's the problem. Well, that's a big problem.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
But there were no tie downs, there were no bungee cords,
there were no straps.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
The baby was just in.

Speaker 4 (30:27):
The stroll in the back of the Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
I'm just picturing the time that our idiot friends and
I got together in the back of a moving truck
and someone drove the moving truck while we were in
the back of the U ball just picturing this baby
just the stroller, thinking just pinbawling in the back of
this pickup truck and.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
Right, I mean arms up in the air like it's
a roller coaster.

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Thankfully. Again, No, everything's fine. No one was injured, the
baby's fine. Both adults were arrested for engaging the welfare
of a child.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Obviously you can't do this. It doesn't say if they
were or not, but.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
That can't have been on purpose.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Right, at what.

Speaker 2 (31:17):
Point did you think this was a good idea, thinking, oh,
this will be just fine, don't worry about the baby
in the stroller in the bed of the pickup truck, Like,
who would think that's okay?

Speaker 3 (31:32):
I put the lap belt on him.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Right as well?

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, as long as as long as as long as
the tray is connected securely, like like like every time
you go on the roller coaster you hear that extra
click to keep the lamp band down. Yeah, don't go,
don't go putting your baby in the back of a
pickup truck. Okay, it's a Thursday, and if you walk

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out this morning and things just aren't going your way,
or maybe even possibly this week has just been kind
of a mess, or maybe even worse. August the first
couple of weeks of August have just not turned out
the hope you wait thought you wait.

Speaker 1 (32:10):
Had not turned out the way they thought.

Speaker 3 (32:11):
You You hope they would, You hope they.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Would have not turned out the way you hope they would.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
There we go, Then let's make you feel a little
bit better as we visit one of my favorite websites,
f my Life, where people get online and just complain
about things going on in their life so you can
feel better about yours, like this person who says, today,
I went to a party where I met an amazing guy.
After having great conversation all night and what I thought
was a serious connection, I leaned in to kiss him.
He screamed, fortuately pushed my face away with his hand

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and said, I'm gay.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Classic misread.

Speaker 2 (32:45):
You got the face smush. There's nothing worse than the
face smush.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
That's why you had such a great conversation.

Speaker 2 (32:53):
Today I woke up to find out that last night
I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of three years,
bought a female ostrich aimed at Frederick, and confessed my
undying love for it on YouTube.

Speaker 1 (33:05):
That's a night.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
That is a night Where can I buy an Ostrich's
a valid question.

Speaker 3 (33:11):
We really dodged bullet?

Speaker 9 (33:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Probably. Probably.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Today, after a long time convincing my parents that my
boyfriend is a really good guy, not only did he
decide to come over to my house completely drunk, but
he also ended up trying to kiss my mom thinking
it was me. Oh whoops, I mean, shout out to
your mom if you look that that much alike, or
he was just that drunk.

Speaker 3 (33:36):
Yeah, I mean that didn't actually happen. He's just making
an excuse.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
He was making excuse he wanted to live with him,
he wanted to kiss the mom.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Let's let's be honest.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
Today I picked up a lady's dropped wallet and chased her.
Chased after her despite my sprained ankle. When I finally
caught up with her, she smashed her chili sauce filled
hot dog across my face, kicked me in the groin,
and accused me of stealing her wallet. It was kept
at the police station for three hours.

Speaker 3 (34:03):
Wow, that's no good deed goes unpunished.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Today, after three years of working on my current occupation,
they decided to give me a bonus for all the
hard work and effort, a five dollars gift card cold
Stone Creamer. A lot of us have been there before,
where like I've gotten the ten dollars get Starbucks gift
card before and it's like, I appreciate that they're trying
to do something.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Would you rather get nothing?

Speaker 4 (34:31):
Yes, that's more insulting to give me a five dollars
cold Stone.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Cream So you're going with nothing?

Speaker 4 (34:36):
Yeah, don't even over.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
The gift card, Kelly, you're going with nothing over the
gift card.

Speaker 3 (34:40):
I hate to say it, but yes, I agree. I'll
just go with it, like like, just give me a
pat on the back and say, don't touch me, but
you know, come and say, hey, you know what, good
old animoy. You're doing a great job and we appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (34:55):
That that means more. Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to
get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open,
I didn't worry about trying to find the room number.
Without thinking, I walked into another room that was also
wedged open. Yes there were people in there, and yes
they were both naked and harry. Today, I stayed in
a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship.

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We were eating breakfast, and there were some other applicants
in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled,
my daughter's gonna get this scholarship, so there's no reason
for you mt first to even show up.

Speaker 1 (35:34):
Wow, Hey, good on.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
Mom, Yes, good on mom to have your back and
have all that confidence in you.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
And finally, right, should just go home now give up?

Speaker 2 (35:48):
Finally, Today, I was trying on jeans in a store.
Thinking the changing room door was locked. I stripped down
to my underwear. Suddenly an elderly woman opened the door,
backed in, and I said, oh, I thought this was
the toilet. She had already hiked up.

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Her skirt back to her big moody in ready to go.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Oh thank god it wasn't an emergency, because if it's
an emergency, you're not looking, you're just sitting and going.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
That's an fml for you.

Speaker 2 (36:28):
My siblings are much older than me, sixteen years older.
My sister's sixteen years older, my brother's thirteen years older.
So by the time I was really old enough to
know anything, my brother was off to college. So I
didn't grow up with like siblings in the house. I
didn't get beat up on, I didn't beat up on

(36:48):
anyone else. So this really doesn't apply to me, but
I do know like my best friend the Maverick to
my goose, we used to go home from high school,
walk in his house, and his youngest brother because he
was the oldest of five boys, and his youngest brother,
who I maybe did half a day at kindergarten or something,

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would always be home.

Speaker 1 (37:12):
And this was the time.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
Of the original Power Rangers, early mid nineties, and we'd
walk in the house and unbeknownst to us, the little
brother would be crouched on the arm of the chair
and come around the corner and shut who drop kick
to the chest all the time, all the time. And
I used to watch those boys fight constantly. I mean,

(37:34):
you got five boys in the house ranging from sixteen
down to five, there's going to be some fights. And
so this morning, I want to know, why did you
have to apologize to your sibling? And I know we've
had this conversation before about some of your siblings and
your sister's Kelly.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
You've definitely had to apologize.

Speaker 3 (37:52):
Haven't you, numerous numerous times by force, And you know
when your parents make you apologize, right, and then later
as an adult, thinking bad like I'm a super sensitive,
nice kid. I was. I think I'm still sensitive and
fairly nice person, rule follower. But inside there's like this

(38:15):
just simmering rage, and it's been with me my whole life.
I've got like a little pot of simmering rage inside my.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
Sure, just ready to come.

Speaker 5 (38:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:24):
So I would say that I just generally was awful
to my sisters, and I would threaten them. I just like,
hould my fist up in mouth, that I was going
to kill them if they were telling on me.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Did you ever did you ever preemptively apologize where you
know you did something? You're like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
don't tell, don't tell mom, don't tell mom.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Oh, I'm sure I did. Yeah, I was always trying
to get myself out of trail. I would get them
down on the ground on their back, and I'd sit
on their stomach and cover up their nose and mouth
so they could agree.

Speaker 1 (38:59):
So you're trying to literally kill your siblings.

Speaker 3 (39:01):
Now, I knew there was a timing issue at hand here,
and I wouldn't do it, you know, obviously till they
they wouldn't pass out or anything, but just enough till
I could see that just initial fee fear, and then
I let go.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
But yeah, wow, that's that's pretty psycho. You knew the
timing psycho of pushing the limit.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
Yeah there, you know, right before, there's a point where
I knew I had to I had to let up.
Wasn't looking to kill.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
I was just start to roll a little bit. You're like,
I'm good, We're good, we're good.

Speaker 3 (39:31):
Sid a tea, a lesson about who was top dog,
that's it, stuff like that. So it did though within
thinking back and my sensitive nature would get at the
best of me. And as an adult, I was in
some counseling and at one point my therapist said, you
we need to bring your sisters in because this comes
up a lot about how bad you feel towards how

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you treated them. And they did come into therapy with
me and they were like, what are you talking about? Like, no,
idea really was bothering me so.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Much, serious trauma. When they blocked that out, Maybe that's.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
It, Maybe they're traumatizer. Maybe I over blew, I was
overblowing it. But uh yeah, they were like, yeah, you're fine,
we're good, we love you. That made a huge difference
in my life.

Speaker 1 (40:21):
I believe it.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
You have to carry it around with me anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:24):
All the guilt you felt, blitz Hi, who's this?

Speaker 10 (40:27):
Good morning, Tristan?

Speaker 2 (40:28):
When did you have to apologize to a sibling?

Speaker 10 (40:31):
So I have a a quick brother and he has
a saltwater fish tanks that's got probably eight grand of
finances into it.

Speaker 5 (40:41):
Uh huh.

Speaker 10 (40:42):
And I accidentally pulled off a magnetic piece thinking it
was something stuck, and I got one of his fish
trapped inside of the rock and ended up dying. Turns
out it was a two fifty dollars fish.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Oh and that that that that ex strip was there
for reason. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:01):
That That following day I went out. I was like,
all right, you're two fifty, let's go to the fish store.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
That was nice. Replaced it. Yeah, you can't go killing
your siblings animals. That's just that's not right.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
Shit, shit, thanks for the collegist Jude eight hundred and
eighty two one ninety nine seven. Oh let's see here,
Jason says, I showed my sister how to make a
flame throw out of a lighter and a can of
Aquinet spray burnt part of her bangs. Oh okay, wait,
you're not supposed to use the lighter when you're doing

(41:35):
your hair. It's supposed to be the other way. Face
it away from you. Uh blitz, Hi, who's this? But Laurie,
why did you have to apologize to a sibling?

Speaker 7 (41:46):
Oh this is recently because I didn't even remember, but
she does. Oh when we were younger, I don't even
know how. We were a little little She decided she
wanted to play Superman and jump off the roof.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Yeah, doesn't want to do that.

Speaker 7 (42:02):
Yeah, I was supposed to catch her back.

Speaker 1 (42:05):
Oh t ball, just kidding.

Speaker 11 (42:11):
She was kidding me, she says.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
That is why I have trust issues. I said, so
I apologized at first, and I said, wait a minute.
The fact that you thought that Superman needed to be
caught anyway?

Speaker 12 (42:20):
Yeah your yeah, yeah, come on Superman.

Speaker 2 (42:28):
What what were the what were the injuries when you
didn't catch her?

Speaker 7 (42:33):
I don't remember. Oh okay, you claimed that she supposedly,
and I don't want face. Supposedly, she claimed that that
was her first of many compressions in her life because
she was a very faty h child. But but uh,
supposedly that was her first concussion, the first of many.

Speaker 1 (42:51):
Okay, far enough? Well wait, app call I hope you have.

Speaker 2 (42:54):
A great Thursday eight seven eight zero says When I
was younger, I took my sister's cat and threw it
in the dryer.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Oh boy, I do hope the cat survive.

Speaker 7 (43:03):
Oh man, that.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
Would be bad. Blends. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 7 (43:07):
This is Quinn?

Speaker 13 (43:08):
How you guys doing this morning?

Speaker 1 (43:10):
Quinn? When did you have to apologize to your sibling?

Speaker 13 (43:14):
Okay? I turned sixty in six months. Okay, this was
when I was eighteen years old.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
You were still able to drink.

Speaker 13 (43:21):
They hadn't switched the wall to nineteen or twenty one.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay.

Speaker 13 (43:25):
I'd come into the house. I'm living with my brother
and my sister at the house. I go in thinking
I'm in the bathroom because it's right next door to
my bedroom, and I go straight in. Me and my
brother have bunk beds. He's on the bottom. Guess what
I decided to do. I had to pee and he
jumps up and he helped me because I'm just letting

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it go. Hello, right down into the bottom NK And
next thing you know, he jumps up and neiels to say,
I got my ass. Well, the next morning I had
to apologize.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Yeah, now, why why didn't you just get out of
bed and go to the bathroom.

Speaker 13 (44:05):
No, I came into the house thinking I was heading
to the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (44:10):
Oh was that drunk?

Speaker 1 (44:11):
You were that drunk?

Speaker 2 (44:12):
Okay, you didn't get into bed, Okay, that makes sense.

Speaker 13 (44:15):
Yeah, and he was just laying there and I'm just, oh, well,
have a nice day.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
You can't do that.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You're not supposed to give your brother a golden shower.
That's awful, I believe it.

Speaker 6 (44:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (44:29):
Yeah, right, so there's two years between us, so needless
to say, me being drunk, Yeah, he took advantage of
the whoop bathroom.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Well, thank you for the call, man, Have a great Thursday,
Tammy says. My sister recently apologized to me. When we
were kids, my sister had head lice and was jealous
I didn't, so she put them in my head. Oh
my god, what do you do to flick it?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Do you rub your head together? Like? What do you do?

Speaker 4 (44:58):
You're getting this?

Speaker 1 (44:59):
You're too yeah eight hundred eight two one ninety nine.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
So no, why did you have to apologize to a sibling?

Speaker 3 (45:06):
Ericson. When I was younger, my older brother made me mad,
so I peeded in his fan while he was sleeping.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
Yeah, you're having a dream.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
You're having a dream that is just it's just uh,
you know, drizzling outside while you're walking through the park
and you're like, where's where's all these rain drops coming from?
Oh no, when's the last time you had to apologize
to a sibling? If you grew up with siblings in
the house, there, there's there's no way. I don't think

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there's any way. If you grew up with siblings in
the house, there wasn't headbutting at some point.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Oh yeah, Like, has.

Speaker 1 (45:45):
There ever been.

Speaker 2 (45:47):
A brother sister or let's say two more than three,
There's never been a cohesive unit where there was no
fighting in the house.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
There's definitely better some disagreements, for sure.

Speaker 2 (45:58):
Aaron's on the phone, Aaron, why did you have to
apologize to a sibling?

Speaker 14 (46:02):
Okay, So first off, I was I was perfect, absolutely, yes.
So the story she had apologized to me. So, my
dad used to work here and the oil fields. I
had inned a bunch of oilwels and one day he
brought home a little baby rabbit and uh, we count

(46:24):
home from school. You know, we had about a week.
We got home from school. I'm in the room playing
video games. We were younger, you know, we were probably
like eight and six, nine, seven whatever. Shed She comes
running into my room crying and she's like, Aaron, Aaron,
it's not moving. I'm like, what do you mean, it's
not moving. So she takes me into the takes me
into the kitchen and then you know those little butter

(46:45):
dishes like grandma keeps, you know, school, and yeah, she
grabbed one of those butter dishes and tried to give
it a bass and ended up drowning it and broke
its leg. Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
It was.

Speaker 14 (46:58):
It was horrifying, and she just apologize and apologize to Like,
at that moment, I explained to her, you know what
death was. Oh yeah it was.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
It was awful.

Speaker 2 (47:09):
So she's apologizing to you for killing the pet bunny
and then it turned into a life lesson about death.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Yeah, well that's just a sad, depressing story. Thanks for
bringing us all down, Aaron, appreciate it. I hope you
have a great one, Aaron.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
Doug said, my oldest half brother, I do apologize to
me because when I was four or five, he stripped
me down to my underwear and hog tied me with
a tube sock and threw me out on the porch
and left me out there for like forty five minutes
until my parents got home. Sock, what not a hogtie
by a tube sock?

Speaker 2 (47:44):
You can't be left on the porch and your underwear
hogtiede for forty five minutes?

Speaker 1 (47:48):
Then a tube sock? God, h blit? Hi, who's this?

Speaker 14 (47:53):
Hey, Jeff?

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Jeff?

Speaker 2 (47:55):

Speaker 5 (47:58):
Well?

Speaker 6 (47:58):
Many times? She was my younger still is my younger
sister by fifteen months. But you gave her Yeah, Probably
the best ones were. She loved to write her name
everywhere and uh in fact, one time wrote her name
on the parents' car with the rocks.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
So, being the smarter other brother or older brother, I
learned where when to strategically write her name in places
so that she got in trouble, set her off several times.
But I've since apologized.

Speaker 2 (48:37):
I'm glad you did. That's dirty, man, although I love it.

Speaker 1 (48:42):
That's great. Thanks for the call, man, blitz, Hi, who's this.

Speaker 4 (48:47):
Lana?

Speaker 1 (48:47):

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Well?

Speaker 11 (48:51):
Actually I'm still waiting for my apology.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
Oh okay, yeah, I'm gonna flip it. Around on you.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
So I was about five, my brother was eight, and
he had me go outside and he dared me to
well I didn't know what it was at the time,
but he told me to stick my metal finger up cars.

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It just so happened that the next car that went
by was a neighbor who was a preacher.

Speaker 10 (49:23):
Oh no, So I.

Speaker 11 (49:27):
Had to apologize to the neighbor and my brother got
off scot free, and I still haven't gotten an apology
from them.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
There where is your brother right now?

Speaker 11 (49:38):
He's in California to demand an apology.

Speaker 2 (49:42):
If it wasn't if it wasn't four point fifty two
in the morning right now, I would give him a
call live on the air and make him apologize.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Man, that's just rude.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
Yeah, you deserve an apology, don't and don't go flip
it off preachers. That's just that's just wrong. I appreciate
the phone golf, so thank you so much. Let's do
one more here, Blair Tai.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
Who's this?

Speaker 15 (50:06):
Hi is Amy?

Speaker 4 (50:07):
Amy?

Speaker 1 (50:08):
Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?

Speaker 9 (50:11):
Okay, So I don't know if you guys remember, but
way back it's probably.

Speaker 15 (50:14):
Been somewhere between ten and twelve years ago that during
the Matthew Hoffman murders in Apple Valley area Howard, OHIOI.

Speaker 9 (50:21):
Yes, so okay, my sister and I were my son
and I went to pick up my sister and she
didn't know my son was in the backseat. And so he,
I mean, he was only like ten, and he really
did wasn't putting all the things together right? Well, So
she gets in the car and he slowly.

Speaker 15 (50:40):
Creeps his hands up over her shoulders and like just
gently grasped her Next, No, he had, I mean I
thought we were gonna have to go to the er.
I had to pull over. She couldn't breach.

Speaker 7 (50:54):
She was vomiting on this fock.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Oh oh, you thought it was game over? That is
that's dark and dirty.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Love it.

Speaker 15 (51:16):
At least once a week this comes up and I apologize.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
That is so funny.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Now wait a minute, now, what about your son? How
old is he now?

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (51:28):
He's almost you know, he's twenty nine.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Does he have to apologize every week?

Speaker 8 (51:33):
To no?

Speaker 15 (51:35):
Listen, In our family, we scare each other constantly. He
has never scared his aunt again.

Speaker 1 (51:41):
Right, yeah, he gave up.

Speaker 4 (51:43):
How do you can't frank her?

Speaker 9 (51:44):
He won't scare her nothing.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
Once you do that, that's that's the that's the end
all be all.

Speaker 4 (51:49):
He's never gonna outdo that.

Speaker 15 (51:51):
Yeah, it was. It was over the limits.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
I convinced my aunt she was about to be murdered,
izing do I love it? Thank you so much for
the call. Eight two one ninety nine to seven. Oh now,
all right, lit the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
The judges declared a mistrial in the case of a
former Franklin County sheriff's deputy indicted on more than thirty
counts of rape of a minor. Here's what happened. One
of fifty two year old Charles Davis's alleged victims was
on the stand yesterday, and when the court took a break,
the boy went into the hallway crying and hugged his mother,
and several jurors walked past them on their way outside

(52:31):
for a break saw the interaction. The defense immediately asked
for a mistrial, says we can't. I mean, this jury
should not have seen this interaction, and the judge agreed.
So this guy will be retried. Not sure when that.
He is facing fifty eight counts, including rape and gross
sexual imposition involving a child under the age of thirteen.
New York man has been charged with cyber stalking a

(52:53):
family member of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson. This guy's
accused of leaving threatening voicemail expressing great joy over his murder.
Forty year old Shane Day's accused of calling the family
member multiple times after Thompson was gunned down on the
Street and Manhattan last December. He said he was super

(53:13):
happy Thompson was murdered, that he deserved it, and that
the family member deserved to die too. Daily was arrested.
He was in court yesterday, released with an ankle monitor,
and we'll be back in court today, all right. The Surrey,
England Police Department now Surrey, England is larger than Columbus.
It's about three times the size of Columbus's got about
one point two million residents in Surrey, England, and they've

(53:35):
been getting complaints this summer from women who were being
harassed while they were out jogging, in some worse cases
than others. So the department decided to do like sort
of a test run, and for one month they sent
out their female officers in running gear to see what happened.
Eighteen people were arrested in one month and charged with

(53:58):
a variety of offenses harassment, sexual assault, and theft. Eighteen
people and these are undercover officers just taken a jog
as women. That's that is crazy.

Speaker 2 (54:11):
If it's like one person, you're like, okay, yeah, bad
seed whatever, get that person.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
Eighteen Yeah, that's nuts.

Speaker 3 (54:19):
Yep, that's nuts. Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
I've said it before. I'm very fortunate.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
I've never besides like two cracked ribs, I've never broken
a bone. I've never been in a cast before, never
had to deal with that. But I know a lot
of people have. A broken arm is nothing new. Plenty
of people have broken an arm before. Kelly ever broken
broken an arm.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Or Ris broke just where my thumb bone connects to
my wrist bone there. I broke that on a diving
board when I was twelve years old.

Speaker 2 (54:56):
Oh slam it on the way down. Ye okay, yeah.
A broken arm so many ways your trip and you
fall down down the stairs, you know you're skateboarding, so
many ways.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Very common.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
This gentleman, this forty one year old gentleman from England
fell in the shower. People have slipped and fallen in
the shower before unfortunately what he was getting in the
shower and he did not see some droplets of soap
in the shower, which is already you know, mostly porcelain,
and depending on what kind of shower you have, can be

(55:31):
very very slippery, and he slipped and fall But that's
where the that's where the commonality starts, because this forty
one year old man by the name of Matt Barr
slipped and fell on the soap because he couldn't see it.
He couldn't see the soap because he normally cannot see

(55:52):
his feet, which I know there are some men out
there who cannot see their feet. However, his is for
a little bit of a different way. That is because
his fourteen point five inch hwang gets in the way
of seeing his feet. Yes, Matt Barr has the world's

(56:12):
largest hwang and.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Cannot see past it normally. I mean, because it is.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
What's resulted then slipping in the tub head first, cracked
his shoulder on the hardwood floor and was left with
two fractures in his arm because of it.

Speaker 3 (56:38):
All right, now, I guess my question is when you
break your bone as an adult, it is embarrassing, so
you do have to come up with a good excuse.
So that was basically what he's telling everyone. Hey, the
reason I broke my arm in two spots is just
basically because I have a giant.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Well, let me tell you this. Does he took a picture.

Speaker 4 (57:02):
He doesn't have to tell me.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
He took a picture outside of the hospital where he's
standing there with his arm in the cast, and he's
wearing a white kind of cotton shirt and beige pants.

Speaker 4 (57:15):
And yeah, he doesn't ever have to tell anybody he's
no giant.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
No, no, no, I mean he And in the article he's
talking about instances where like he.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Went to the pool.

Speaker 2 (57:26):
He wears compression shorts underneath his bathing suit to keep things.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
To keep off.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeh yes, And he got out of the pool one
time and like most bathing suits when they're wet, they
were kind of clinging.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
He was asked to leave the pool.

Speaker 4 (57:42):
Not sue, you'd sue, I would sue. It's not my fault.
I'm trying my best. I put on compression shorts and
a bathing suit over top of that, and you're making
me leave just because I'm well in doubt, I'm suing you.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
Okay, are you kidding?

Speaker 3 (57:55):
You just open and only fans man, you can get
a ton of money.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
He would make so much much money.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
But I'm going to get more famous if I so.

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
He says relationships have been difficult. He recently broke up
with his girlfriend after two munchs because it's just too challenging.

Speaker 1 (58:13):
In fact, at one time he was talking this is.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
He was talking to her and swung to say something
and hit her in the head and gave her a concussion.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
Oh, come on, no way that I don't buy.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
That one like elephantiasis of the No, it's really long.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
This is.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
This is a sculpture of it. Take a look. This
is a sculpture of it.

Speaker 3 (58:40):
Okay, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (58:42):
It's it's absolutely preposterous.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
Why does why is there a sculpture of it?

Speaker 2 (58:47):
Like he because it's the biggest of the People are curious.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
People want to know this guy.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
He's famous.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
It's certified. It is like he has certified world record
holder currently.

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Yeah, fourteenth five inches.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
I kind of feel like this is like a female
making a big deal about being too pretty.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Life no idea, how difficult it is for being me
right now?

Speaker 1 (59:16):
But I mean honestly.

Speaker 3 (59:17):
I mean, yeah, that's too. That is that is that
is you have to have like specially you have to
go to a special Everything has to be specially made
for you. Pants wise, right, you can't find underwear, you cannot.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
But what do you got? Like what are you going to?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
I mean when you walk into the tailor and you're like,
I need you to let my pants out a little bit,
it's like I'm not talking about the waste, Like do
you have like a yeah, you have like a secret
tuck in pocket.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
On the right leg. So it doesn't you know, flop
sides of what do you do?

Speaker 4 (59:50):
Yeah, I don't know. There's just no way especially made
woman too, oh.

Speaker 3 (59:55):
For sure, bespoke woman.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
Yeah, reduction corporal plastic is the reduction surgery.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
But more than fifteen thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Dollars And then oh he's got to have that kind
of money for doing.

Speaker 1 (01:00:11):
What he's not.

Speaker 2 (01:00:13):
He's not a film star, he doesn't. Yeah, I don't
know why he wouldn't be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
I mean, you can you can't make money on OnlyFans
with that thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
You can, of course he could. You could rival girth Master.
That's how they're taking a ton of money. Who's known
as having like the champagne bottle of wings, so you
can make a ton of money.

Speaker 3 (01:00:34):
Like you could even be so niche that you would
just be giving people concussions with it, Like this is
what your niche video is? Giving people concussions?

Speaker 1 (01:00:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:45):
Were you just walking around?

Speaker 1 (01:00:46):
Yeah? Yeah, pap Just line them up.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Up you can, yeah, you do? This is this is
break the internet. You make yourself. You get a cardboard box, right,
a big cardboard box, like a like a refrigerator box,
and you lay it on its side so it's nice
and long, and then you cut a bunch of holes
in the top, and you get like four or five
willing women to stick their heads up one at a time.

(01:01:16):
You just play whackableable. I'd watch that video.

Speaker 1 (01:01:27):
I might.

Speaker 2 (01:01:27):
I might sign up for a o F subscription if
that was the video, right. Or you could just start
pulling your own Gallagher. Just start lining up like like
old peaches.

Speaker 1 (01:01:41):
Get it? How hard can you go? Get it?

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Get an old banana, an old banana, Just watch it
explode Gallagher style with it. I'm just saying, I think
I've lost my penis not so breaking news.

Speaker 1 (01:01:55):
The news already broke.

Speaker 4 (01:01:57):
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (01:02:01):
Yeah, we got some angry men out there that you
need to know about. I don't understand why everyone is
just so so angry.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
It makes no sense.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
This first story is coming out of Wilmington, North Carolina,
where the former owner of Edward Tch Brewing has been
arrested and charged with assault. That happened back on July
twenty third. You see, forty nine year old Gary Shoulder
was arrested after insulting employee at a Longhorn steakhouse.

Speaker 1 (01:02:31):
You figure if you owned your own.

Speaker 2 (01:02:33):
Brewery and work in the service industry, you would know
how to act. However, apparently this man did not know
how to do so, because while dining at the restaurant
with his dog, he was feeding it from the table.

Speaker 1 (01:02:47):
So I don't know if this was a service dog or.

Speaker 2 (01:02:49):
They just didn't say anything to him when he brought
his dog in, But he actually did bring his dog in.
He was feeding the dog from the table. That's when
an employee informed him that, well, hey, you can't do that,
that's a.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Health code violation.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
Well, he wanted none of it and started yelling obscenities
and insults and even threw a porcelain plate at the
employee at their head, which did leave actual damage. There
was a cut on the scalp and a hairline fracture
to the skull requiring seven stitches.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Straight to jail.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Yes, he did get arrested and did go straight to jail.
Now here's the thing. A lot of people have been
commenting on Edward Teach Brewing's website, but apparently a month
ago he transferred ownership to his sister, unrelated to anything else,
But now people are questioning, oh, why did you turn
over your business? Is it because you're deafin psycho is

(01:03:43):
the possibility? Yeah, he has entered up guilty plea and
he will be spending some time in jail. Like that's
just straight up like assault. You can't throw a porcelain
plate at someone's head causing physical damage. Now here's the
cool thing. In light of his and all this information
coming out, there are two other restaurants in the area,

(01:04:04):
Fork and Cork and Smoke on the Water, and they
announced that as part of their beer selection, they're going
to start selling Edward Teach Brewery products for just two bucks,
and all the money is going to go to the
victim that got attacked by this guy. So we're going
to discount your product and give all the money.

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Away, which I think is great angry agreement.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Speaking of anger man number two, I think we've all
gotten frustrated at our jobs before. And Kelly, you actually
found this one. This is one you sent to us yesterday.
And I guarantee this is not the only man who
feels this way. This is an Amazon employee who was
delivering something to a house and I had something to
say to the ring camera take a list.

Speaker 8 (01:04:51):
I don't know if you can hear me, but for
the love of God, please don't order really really heavy
things off Amazon. Jeff Beatils makes a million dollars, but
we don't.

Speaker 7 (01:05:02):
I got a.

Speaker 8 (01:05:04):
Amazons for like two little fun things, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (01:05:07):
Not whatever.

Speaker 16 (01:05:09):
Have a good day though, not whatever that this is video, Yeah,
cute little things, Okay, not for whatever they have this
is I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Get it, but at the same time, that's your job.
But at the same time, if you're gonna have something
that heavy, like Amazon needs to send those out with
like some two person trucks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
You can't expect this person.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
And it came into like really heavy boxes. He was
hauling the second one up when we left them the message,
and you can tell it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Was probably some sort of It reminded me like of
a desk or a dresser, where it's thin but very long,
so it's awkward to carry. Yeah, So, I mean I
do feel for the guy, but uh, I mean that's
kind of your job.

Speaker 4 (01:05:57):
So my son got a shed, we got we saw
the it together. It came in two boxes. I mean,
it's a big ship.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
So I just separate walls and separate it's all.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
Yeah, it all has to be assembled. But it came
in two boxes that are like three hundred pounds each.

Speaker 3 (01:06:13):
Oh, come on deliver.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Well, no, it wasn't Amazon. It came from Home Depot.
They did it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Okay, I came.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
That came with like a dolly or something there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
I would assume I wasn't. I wasn't there when he
had You think most.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
Amazon trucks would have like a dolly in them, would think?

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
So, yeah, maybe they do and that guy just didign not.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
To yeah or possibly not. Yeah, Well, I mean I
understand your frustration, but I'm sorry. We've all gotten frustrated
at work before. So uh as you're not so breaking news? Okay,
what to each their own. It's fine, do what you
want to do. Just you gotta be you gotta be

(01:06:54):
a bit, a bit safer because, uh, there is a
man who was just take to the hospital. He's from Colorado.
He went up to Jackson, Wyoming. He is a self
described wolf furry from four Collins.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
So he enjoys putting on a furry wolf costume and
participating in certain adult activities with other people dressed in
furry little costumes. However, he wanted to take a step further.
He thought, I don't only want to be a wolf furry,
I want to be a wolf.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:35):
And according to the Wyoming Conservation Services, twenty eight year
old Loupis Moonhowel Yes, okay, that's his name. Lupus moonhow
legally known as Brian Sanders, but he goes by Lupus
moonhow was spotted crawling on all fours in a full

(01:07:58):
wolf for attire, complete with tail, plastic things and a
bluetooth speaker playing recorded howls. Witnesses say he approached a
pack of wolves tossing raw hamburger meat in their direction
as a gesture of friendship, and that is when the

(01:08:21):
wolves responded by chasing Lupis Moonhowel nearly three hundred yards
before testing his durability and started nippling, nipping and tackling him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Nippling. They started nippling him.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
No, but they that's what happens in the hotel during
the Freak convention. But when they're when you're at with
actual wolves, they will actually nip at you. The game
word said, it's the fastest I've ever seen someone regret
a lifestyle choice. He suffered multiple puncture wounds, torn synthetic fur,

(01:08:55):
and severe emotional disillusion disillusionment, you think so. When asked
by reporters if he would attempt to rejoin the pack
after he recovered, he said probably not. They didn't seem
really into role playing. You think that's because they're not
role playing.

Speaker 4 (01:09:13):
No, they're not people. They're not going to pretend for
you to identify as a wolf. They don't care.

Speaker 1 (01:09:21):
Yeah, wolves do not participate in costplay.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
If you had to be a furry gun to head,
you have to be a furry. What are you choosing?

Speaker 1 (01:09:30):
Probably a panda?

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Oh, I was gonna say that.

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
They're really excited there.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Jump We could both be pandas a red panda. They're
so cute. Sure, what are you saying?

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Dragon?

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
A dragon?

Speaker 15 (01:09:46):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Is that considered a furry?

Speaker 1 (01:09:47):
I don't know that it might be. Lord man, I'm
not going to get laid just as a dragon.

Speaker 3 (01:09:56):
I mean, think of all the action we're getting as pandas, Like.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
Oh oh yeah, pandas are definitely getting all the action.

Speaker 4 (01:10:04):
Oh I didn't know that's what we were going for here.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
Do you think the point of being a furry is?

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
I honestly have no clues.

Speaker 2 (01:10:12):
New you just want to get action with other furry
So does this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
Guy want to like get it on with the real wolf.

Speaker 10 (01:10:19):
No.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
I think he was taking it a step further.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
But the furry conventions are all about, yeah, get it
down with the other people.

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
Is that right? I had no idea.

Speaker 4 (01:10:27):
I don't know. I'm not a part of this world
for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:10:30):
Which also makes sense though, Kelly and I wanting to
be pandas and Pandas are the animal with the highest
rates of chlamydia and the entire animal kingdom, oh like
legitimate legitimately, Oh yeah, chlamydia is running rampant in the
panic community without a doubt. Wow, But there's no cute.
I would definitely take a panda without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (01:10:53):
So is that what we're all so cute?

Speaker 3 (01:10:54):
We just have sex with each other all the time
among friends, right right, I.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Mean, I mean I'd rather give it to you than
a stranger. I mean, it's the Morning Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:11:11):
It's time Rock and Rumble, Kelly versus Goose O the Blitz.
It's time middle finger flying Kelly, more middle fingers today.

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
I'm okay, deep breaths, very good.

Speaker 2 (01:11:33):
Heist Night Kills is on the hell of a summer
tour with special guest Day seek Or Kim Dracula and
the Funeral Porch are gonna be at the Cabelli Center
in Youngstown August twenty eighth, and we would love to
send you right now. We need two contestants for another
round of Rock and Rubble Kelly versus Goose. We need
two representatives. I'll represent one, Kelly will represent the other,
and someone's walking away with tickets. The score right now

(01:11:56):
nineteen to seventeen. I am on a tear.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Yeah, I'm on an enormous losing skid. So I just
would say, probably don't choose me. If you get stuck
with me, you get stuck with me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
It's not movies you nothing to do with movies today.

Speaker 2 (01:12:08):
We would would would specifically said no movie games today.

Speaker 3 (01:12:12):
Did I be rate you into a yes?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Absolutely? You did you?

Speaker 3 (01:12:18):
Okay, listen, I do I need to apologize a second time?

Speaker 6 (01:12:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:12:22):
Not at all, not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
I did get a little out of hand angry yesterday tomorrow.

Speaker 4 (01:12:26):
Why did you have to apologize to a coworker? Right?

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
Yeah, but we are just uh no, I we know
that sometimes you have stated movies on your best category.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
And I also have told you today about my little
simmering pot of rage in my gut, like it's always
there and if I don't know what's going to trigger it,
and yesterday the game trigger.

Speaker 1 (01:12:48):
Day it did.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
We got to name that thing, you do, whatever, that whatever,
that little that little Yeah, it's like it's like inside out,
but it's just that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
One little thing.

Speaker 2 (01:13:02):
We gotta find a name for it because it comes
out every so often.

Speaker 1 (01:13:06):
Kelly's belly and boy did it yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:13:09):
All right, here we go eight hundred ninety nine seven. Oh,
let's find two teammates as we play blitz.

Speaker 1 (01:13:16):
Hi, who's this?

Speaker 14 (01:13:18):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (01:13:18):
Bobby?

Speaker 1 (01:13:19):
Bobby? Hi?

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Bobby? All right, your choice? Do you want to be
represented by Kelly or Goose.

Speaker 10 (01:13:26):
Kelly.

Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Kelly, okay, Bobby, Okay, all right, today.

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
It might be the day that might be the right choice. Bobby,
you hang on one second.

Speaker 1 (01:13:35):
Blitz, Hi, who's this yo?

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
It's Kiera, Kierra.

Speaker 2 (01:13:39):
Hi, Kierra. Alright, so you are with me, Kierra. We've
got Bobby and Kiera. We're gonna put you on hold
as we throw it down in another rock and rumble.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
What is today's category? Thick?

Speaker 4 (01:13:53):
Just the intros?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Okay, just the intros now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
So I'll play the very beginning of the song first
one to get the song.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Title, Today's my day to bitchamil because I always get
caught up on these. It always comes to me a
split second after it comes to Kelly. So now I'm
gonna probably start flipping.

Speaker 4 (01:14:10):
Let him psych you out like that, Kelly, I'm immune.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
I did my deep breathing.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
Just the intros for tickets for Ice nine Kills at
the Cavelli Center in Youngstown.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
Thick, are you ready? I'm ready? All right, here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Song number one. I heard I heard dude from Goose first,
so he started first. I'm not quite sure who finished first,
but you started flasing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Well that one.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
There's no one yeah, I'm giving you the point. I'm
saying you won.

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
You don't have to give me the point. I earned
the point. It was. It was my great to begin with.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
I know, but it seemed like you were trying to
convince me you won, and I already knew you won.

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
No, I know it was good. I was stating of fact,
I wasn't convincing anyone.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
Look who's raging out now?

Speaker 4 (01:15:00):
Any one? A he just has a point? Here we
go song number two? That is correct?

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Okay. Can I just tell you I'm starting to feel
it inside. I'm starting to feel short of breath a
little bit. And that's a sign that my little rage
pot is spilling over a little bit, get a little splashes.

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
What happens if she gets shut out?

Speaker 4 (01:15:33):
Oh man, you probably should not leave the studio.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Maybe take a break.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Oh my gosh, I cannot. Do you remember the office
when uh Angelo Vickers who was Will Ferrell? He was
he was the boss time after seecrel and he did
the juggling routine to this song, but he forgot his
juggling balls, so he just going to this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:03):
Gosh, I thought you were going to talk about Andy
and them hiding his cell phone in the ceiling and
he ends up punching the wall out.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Of just rage.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
That that's the saddest scene in office history. I can
relate to Andy.

Speaker 1 (01:16:18):
Al Right, here we go A.

Speaker 4 (01:16:19):
It's song number three.

Speaker 3 (01:16:32):
I want.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
I was stuck out. I want you to want me.
I was like, I want, I want, I.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
Want a.

Speaker 4 (01:16:43):
Two to one. Here is song number four, water drops. Oh, Kelly,
gotta get this one. You gotta get this one.

Speaker 15 (01:17:02):
Here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Excuse me, oh patience, no, uh oh shoot, I'll never
get this. I'll never get this. Okay, Oh my god,

(01:17:31):
A pone so everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:17:37):
Yes, yes, oh my gosh. Three to two?

Speaker 1 (01:17:44):
Goods? Here we go.

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
Are you ready ready?

Speaker 1 (01:17:53):
You're tied to you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
Oh Bobby, Oh Bobby, We're about to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
Alright.

Speaker 4 (01:18:02):
This is it winner or ever gets some right wins.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
We're going to five. What do you mean four? It's weird?
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:18:07):
Fine, you won't be saying that if you get this
one right? Well? You all right for the wind?

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
Are you ready?

Speaker 12 (01:18:20):
Inside Kelly's stomach, I'm having such a good time.

Speaker 2 (01:18:36):
I did not say I was ready. You said everybody ready?
Kelly said yes, and you hit the button.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
We're not really doing this.

Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
I did not say I was ready. I was turned
around the face in the other direction. I was not
ready for that.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Cos well, you know, since since you feel that way,
you're you're welcome to give both people tickets.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Oh, Bobby, but Bobby, we won top dogs. You're getting
the best seats. If two pairs of tickets are getting
handed out, you're getting the best ones. Bobby, we won,
We won.

Speaker 2 (01:19:14):
Yes, Bobby, congratulations. Kelly got you the wind. But Kiera,
I'm not sending you away empty handed. You're gonna go
see Ice nine Kills as well. Okay, Delays, hang on,
we will get you both tickets for the show. And
we're not done yet. Well, I think we have some
of another pair of tickets left over from all right,
I'll believe something. I think so yeah, every one's a winner, Winner, Winner,

(01:19:36):
Chicken Dinner nine seven.

Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
The Blets say, now, all right, the three things you
need to.

Speaker 3 (01:19:40):
Know before you go this is interesting. The Reimagining Columbus
Community Panel will present its recommendations on Saturday on how
to respectfully display the city's Christopher Columbus statue statue. You'll remember,
back in twenty twenty, they took down the twenty two
foot monu of Christopher Columbus from City Hall grounds amid

(01:20:03):
the nationwide debates over controversial historical figures. So they're having
this meeting at Whetstone Park from four thirty to seven
thirty pm on Saturday, so it should be interesting. Last week,
the gag order was lifted in the Brian Coberger case.
He's the man serving four life sentences for butchering four
University of Idaho students in their off campus home at

(01:20:23):
in twenty twenty two. So we've been getting this kind
of piecemeal, all these bits and pieces of information about
the investigation which we couldn't get before because of the
gag order. Now we're finding out something I guess kind
of interesting, at least to me about Brian Coburger and
what happened in the hours after the murders. Coburger called
his mom multiple times throughout the day. He talked to

(01:20:47):
her for a total of three hours, more than three hours,
so he when he got back to his apartment after
the murders, he called his mom, talked to her for
thirty six month minutes, and then when his cell phone
showed him going back to the murder scene, he talked

(01:21:07):
to her again for about fifty four minutes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Like while there, Yeah, Loca.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
An hour later he called her again, talked to her
for nine minutes. Like I said, by the end of
the day, mother and son had clocked more than three
hours of phone calls. I'm curious if that's unusual.

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
Did I have to assume they did? They? Did the
police talk to his mom?

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
Yeah, I'm quite sure the entire family, because he was
arrested out of his parents' home Pennsylvania, so I'm sure
that there were many discussions. But anyway, I just found
that interesting that a man who's capable of a quadruple
murder by knife, still a mama's boy, had to talk
to his mom for more than three hours after he

(01:21:55):
did it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:57):
That is interesting it I.

Speaker 2 (01:21:58):
Don't know though, I mean, there are a lot of times,
you know, a lot of times that when you talked
to or find out about people who have done things
like this, they do have rental issues or something in
the household or too close to the.

Speaker 1 (01:22:10):
Connection, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:22:14):
Well, for the fifth time this summer, police in Philadelphia
are investigating the robbery of a BRINKX truck. Two armed
men got away with between seven and eight one hundred
seven and eight hundred thousand dollars from a BRINKX truck
outside an h Mart store. Okay, that happened yesterday. No
arrests have been made. Back On June twenty first, two
million dollars was stolen in an armed robbery of a

(01:22:35):
Brinx truck outside a home depot. Five days after that,
a Loomis armored vehicle was held up outside in Aldi.
On July second, a Brins trunk was robbed outside a
Dollar General.

Speaker 1 (01:22:47):
What is going on?

Speaker 3 (01:22:48):
And on July fifteenth, there was an attempt at armored
truck robbery in a business district of a neighborhood in
northeast Philly. Can you imagine like that?

Speaker 4 (01:22:56):
To me?

Speaker 3 (01:22:56):
That's not worth it. I don't need to be driving
a Brinks truck at that point. I mean, because you're
almost guaranteed there's like a one in five chances you're
getting robbed at this well, I'm.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
Also just handing over the bag. I mean, here you go,
what is.

Speaker 3 (01:23:08):
An armed What does that look like? You open up
and start hauling out bags of money? These people got
two million dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:23:15):
How do you even go to Brink's truck open?

Speaker 2 (01:23:17):
I thought that thing's like Bully the Proof and now
the video that I saw from the one yesterday was
they got them after when they were walking into the
store with the bags they rob They robbed the drivers
as they were walking into the store.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
Man, I would feel like, you have two guys. One
of them should be standing armed guard while the other
one walks in.

Speaker 2 (01:23:35):
I mean in the movies they usually leave someone in
the truck.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Someone in the truck armed and the.

Speaker 1 (01:23:40):
People yeah, and two people walking and they are armed.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
So I don't know, it's wild, but that's just the
issue they're dealing with in Philly. I guess this summer.
Those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
Hey, real quick, make sure you circu your calendar. Put
it in your phone right now. Next Wednesday the twentieth,
from eight am till six pm, it is Ronnie's Rock
and roll up your sleeves given Blood drive going down
at the Columbus Airport Marriott. Stop on by anytime donate
blood so important right now, so please please, if you've

(01:24:14):
got some time, I mean at some point throughout the
day from eight am till six pm you can swing
by there at the Columbus Airport Marriott and donate blood.
Ronnie's Rock and roll up your sleeves given blood drive
going down with the Blitz, and of course Ronnie Hunter
will be there as well, hanging out for a while.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
So do a good deed given blood.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
I believe the fact state that like for every pint
of blood you can help up to four people, which
is just absolutely amazing. If you've got friends, you're probably
shelling out some money. In a new poll found out
that having friends cost an average of two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:24:52):
Dollars a month.

Speaker 2 (01:24:54):
Basically, that's the money you spend when you're hanging out
with your friends dinners, bar nights, general hangs, if you're
if you're coming over and you bring over a six
pack or whatever. It all adds up. Men are spending
about two hundred and ninety six dollars. Women are spend
about two hundred and eight dollars, So on average, two
hundred and fifty dollars a month to have friends.

Speaker 1 (01:25:18):
I could, I can totally see that.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):
I can. Yeah, if you've got the time to hang
out that much.

Speaker 2 (01:25:23):
And I would say even now we're kind of maybe
even a little bit more than that because of moving
to a new city, we've got friends visiting. And then
when they visit. You're not just gonna sit here living
doing nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:25:39):
Yeah, you know, to go rent a house at Indian Lake, goto.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Do that, but I mean just when they come here.

Speaker 2 (01:25:44):
Just last week Nora had her old neighbors come by
and on Saturday we did we did a tour from
Thurmon's and got on High Street and worked our way
all the way up High Street. And I know, I
know on that day we spend more. And two you
spent over to fifty Oh yeah for sure. So yeah,
it can be expensive if you're if you're out and about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Doing things with your friends.

Speaker 4 (01:26:05):
That's why I don't have any friends.

Speaker 1 (01:26:06):
That would be that would be way easier for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
Although Laura and I spent about that anyways, friends are
spending that money, so oh yea yeah, being we need
I know for a fact, Nora and I need to
get much better about just finding a show.

Speaker 1 (01:26:25):
To be watch on a Saturday night or something, just.

Speaker 4 (01:26:28):
Like quit wasting money.

Speaker 1 (01:26:29):
Yeah, it's easy to do. And we're we're out and
about type of people. We got to learn that. And
that's just it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:35):
The more social you and your friends are, the more
you're going to spend every month. That's two fifties the average, right,
you know, So that means there's people I've just spent
five six hundred a month yep.

Speaker 1 (01:26:45):
And Scott's coming back tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
Oh god, I know they should call him and be like,
you know, hold on a second, let's put it, let's
pump the brakes a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
Getting a bit expense. I just can't wait for a
winter to get here.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
When no one wants to drive here long distance and
it's dark early and it's cold and you don't want
to leave the house.

Speaker 1 (01:27:03):
That's gonna take some money.

Speaker 4 (01:27:04):
That's gonna be like, what do you mean you want
to sit home and watch the golf tournament?

Speaker 1 (01:27:07):
Oh? Yeah I do. Now, let's see if we can
learn you something. Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:27:16):
Yeah, it's time to be a little bit smarter than
anywhere when you woke up today. Did you know that
in Sync didn't just get its name because the guys were,
you know, in sync together when they danced and saying no.
It used the last letter of each of the five
original members first names, Justin enz And and N, Chris

(01:27:36):
enz And and S, Joey ens and A Y, Jason enz
And and N and J c ins and A c
in sync. However, Jason was replaced by Lance Bass and
screwed it all up. So uh this week show, Hey
Otani hit into the seven hundred and fortieth triple play
in Major leagues one hundred and forty nine year history.

(01:27:59):
There's about three or four of them per season. Unassisted
triple players are rare. Hasn't happened since two thousand and nine.
But Guy I saw the play. He had a line
drive right behind second base, so both the first and
second base runners started to go. Guy caught the ball,
one out, stepped on second for the guy who left
second base.

Speaker 1 (01:28:18):
Second out threw the.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
Ball back to first place because the guy trying to
turn around and go back to first, but he got
tagged out.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
One, two, three, all gone. Wow, just like that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:26):
Pez dispensers were designed to look like cigarette lighters. He
knew it because they were supposed to encourage people to
stop smoking and have a mint instead. So you got
the satisfaction to pop the lighter, but then you take
a mint out and then of course now we all okay,
go with candy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
Well, he's saying okay, for it's not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
No, it's not gonna do it. You're right, mcaulay Culkin.

Speaker 2 (01:28:52):
He was the first child actor ever to receive one
million dollars for a role. He got that for his
role in My Girl, which which was after the Home
Alone success, and then he got four point five million
for Home Alone two, and then he got eight million
two years later for Richie Rich when they made the

(01:29:13):
Richie Rich movie.

Speaker 1 (01:29:14):
Oh no, I know he was overpaid for, way overpaid
for that. One should have given him eight million for
Home Alone two.

Speaker 4 (01:29:21):
Yeah, My Girl was great, that was a great movie. Uh.
He thought Home Alone two was the best Home Alone movie?
Oh real, Colly Caulkin personally felt that Home Alone two
was better than one. Okay, I just saw that this week.

Speaker 2 (01:29:34):
I was gonna say the best. There's only two of them, so,
I mean, it wasn't a third one only so, no,
was there?

Speaker 4 (01:29:41):
Why do I think there was a third one?

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
I think it was one of those franchises that they
had turned into like a straight to DVD sort of thing,
and they started popping out movies left.

Speaker 4 (01:29:49):
And it was just he thought two was better than one.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
I don't know, I don't know in the I mean
it was it was okay, I mean one one's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:30:00):
Yeah, one's pretty good.

Speaker 2 (01:30:01):
And finally, the get out of jail Free card from
Monopoly was actually a real thing in England in fifteen
sixty seven. There was a lottery to raise money for
the Navy and the winner got to get out of
jail free card to excuse them from everything except like
the most serious crimes. But they actually got a get

(01:30:21):
out of jail free card if you donate it and
you ended up winning the lottery.

Speaker 4 (01:30:25):
I used it for that once for what well I
was I don't twenty and I used to carry one
with me. Oh and I got pulled over for speeding
and he came up and asked for my license. I
handed in my license and you know, he looked at
it and everything, and I handed him to get out
of jail free card. And this cop laughed his ass

(01:30:46):
off and said all right, man, slow down, and he walked, yes,
we go. No.

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
I love it. That's a genius idea.

Speaker 2 (01:30:54):
In fact, I think I may go put one in
my wallet after today. I think that's a great He
just thought that was Its hilarious learning you some stuff.
On a Thursday morning ninety nine seven, the Blitz

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