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September 22, 2025 • 84 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Hey, welcome to your Monday Cooler today. I'm only seventy seven,
so it looks like we broke the fever of getting
to ninety again.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Man, did you get a really crazy storm? The wind
was nuts.

Speaker 1 (00:22):
Let me tell you, thank you, all praise to the
golf gods. Went golfing yesterday, kid, you not put the
clubs away in the car. As we're walking into the
nineteenth hole to grab after round bevy, a couple drops.

Speaker 3 (00:40):
On the head. We step inside and.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
It perfect golf game.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
Unbelievable. Yeah, yeah, but it was an amazing, amazing weekend.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
I'm good. Did you have you watched more of Black
Rabbit yet?

Speaker 3 (00:56):
No? Just the first episode?

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Two episodes left. Oh okay, I'm not going to spoil
at all.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
Okay, what's your review? Because this is not getting good reviews.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
Okay, I will tell you it is a massively slow
burn and the only reason I hung in there because
it is anxiety producing, Okay, and that is unpleasant to me. However,
I am currently loving it, Okay, loving it, and glad
I hung in there. But I will say I'm on

(01:29):
episode seven. There's eight up there, eight episodes, Okay. I
just started episode seven and at this point, I am
all in, ten fingers, ten toes in, baby, I'm loving it.
Jason Bateman is incredible, Jude Law is incredible, the supporting
staff is so good.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
The story's great.

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I did not really loved the first episode.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Yeah, well, like you said, it's a slow burn, slow bird.
I'll hang in there. At going to be our dinner
show every day this week.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
We love dinner.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
It's it's good. I'm loving it now. I don't know
how it's going to end, and nobody. If you spoil
it for me on text, I swear to God I'll
block you.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
I will block you.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
You will never be able to text us again. All right,
so don't spoil it. But I'm loving it.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
Very good.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
So Netflix show, right, Yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:20):
Not getting good reviews.

Speaker 1 (02:21):
Huh, it's yeah, the reviews are are not glowing. Okay,
would think for something with Jason Bateman and Drew Law together.

Speaker 6 (02:30):
Seven out of ten on IMDb, sixty four on Rotten Tomato.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Yeah that's not great.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, Yeah, I really am liking it. I'm going to
give it two thumbs up.

Speaker 6 (02:39):
Okay, I've seen Rotten Tomato shoot stuff down that I thought.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
Was that is? That is very true. I mean that
is very true.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Who are these people?

Speaker 3 (02:46):
How are you a thick?

Speaker 5 (02:47):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (02:47):
You know? I mean no, I don't that's hard.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
I walked in and you said, so, when's Jerry Jones
going to sell that team and get.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Out of the way?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
So I mean, oh boy, it.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
Was ugly ugly. Yeah, it was not a good game.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
It was just bad everyone Williams Bears.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
I don't mean, I don't mean sell the team, but
get a GM.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Well, his son's the GM. Stephen Jones is the GM.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah okay, yeah, Jerry's.

Speaker 6 (03:17):
Just a cheerleader man, all right, seriously, but not cheering
very well.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
These yeah not good. Yeah, I was. I was feeling
for you as I was eating dinner last night. Got Bears.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Were you a sweating the Michigan game at all? There
at the end?

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
I mean I was yelling at the TV. I thought
like we were talking a little bit. There's no way
that game was.

Speaker 3 (03:37):
The score is not reflective of how the game went.

Speaker 5 (03:41):
It was not as close as this.

Speaker 6 (03:42):
You know, I never once I watched the whole game,
never once thought Michigan was gonna lose.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, okay, let me tell you this that at the end,
you know when they sealed it whatever I thought, But
then I looked down.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
Then I look up and it's like Michigan's just jamming
it into the end zone. And I'm like, oh, well,
they really put this game away now, And Charlie goes, yeah,
the game's been over for.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Like fifteen minutes. These are highlights. I'm like, man, Michigan's
really killing it.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Look at him, look at him, because yeah, the game's over.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Yeah. I was so mad.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
They had some very easy misstackles, but they also had
eight sacks. I mean they were and then the you know,
the Underwood and Paynes, the running to the transfer running
back looked amazing.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
So yeah, I was good.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I did get it.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
I didn't get a kick out of the way the
coachers were looking at each other after the hail Mary
touched down.

Speaker 5 (04:31):
Yeah, like we just really messed that up.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
Yeah, that was that one.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Was infuriating that my hat was flying across the room
on that one, for sure.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
But his thing, We've got a very favorable schedule. Yeah,
let's say it that way.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
I think the game could be really intense this year.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
Yeah, oh it will be regardless. You are desperate for
a win at this point.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Right, But with the way the schedules are lining up,
it could be a big invitation.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
So what's what happens?

Speaker 6 (05:03):
But just because you went a bunch of easy games
doesn't mean you're gonna have a chance to beat a hostage.

Speaker 3 (05:07):
No, you're actually right, that's what I'm saying for sure. Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
All right, Well it's a Monday, let's get going Blitz
Morning Trivia thick all.

Speaker 6 (05:14):
Right, twenty five bucks up for grabs the waterbeds and stuff.
You're the first one to text in the correct answer.
I'm interested to see if Kelly knows this. There's a
new TikTok trend as people are preparing for end times,
giving advice everything getting ready.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
For end time.

Speaker 4 (05:30):
You're an end times dance out there. I'd like to
learn that TikTok dance.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
What I want to know is, what is the name
of the new TikTok trend? Be the first one to
text in the correct the answer at eight hundred ninety
nine seven and win the gift cards.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Alright, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 7 (05:57):
All right, there is a new TikTok trend prepare ring
people for end times I guess. A South African pastor recently.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
Said the end of days will arrive either Tuesday or Wednesday, Okay,
noting he had a vision that the rapture was coming.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
Well, I hope he's right, but hope he's right. Bring
me up to Heaven.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
I'm done.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
I'm not done.

Speaker 5 (06:21):
I got more bass to catch.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, you can stay.

Speaker 5 (06:26):
Can we hold off them already?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Attle bit?

Speaker 6 (06:31):
But you know it's yeah, yeah, to believe that some
Christians will leave this world behind. And earlier predictions of
the rapture or the end of the world haven't panned out.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
But there are people regardless on TikTok giving lots of advice.
You know, they're going to tell you what to do
for the end of the world.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (06:48):
Some of it's pretty serious, but some of it's not
real serious.

Speaker 7 (06:51):
Anyway, the question was, what is the name of the
TikTok trend, and it is rapture talk.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
Of course, you book talk, chef talk, right, so why
not have faster talk? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (07:04):
You know, the Bible itself says that nobody will know
the day or the hour, not even the angels.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
He had a vision.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Uh yeah, but it kind of contradicts.

Speaker 5 (07:18):
Where the Bible not give somebody a vision of when
it's gonna happen.

Speaker 4 (07:21):
Whatever.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
If somebody gets a vision and then it's gonna never
contradict what the Bible itself says.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Okay, so the Bible says, no one will know.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
He says, no one will know.

Speaker 8 (07:30):
What is your up shot?

Speaker 4 (07:41):
Go aft to the barking lot and get in you
are and not real far and let me see you alive?
Fun down and lands on the ground, and out comes
a man from Mars.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
What is your what is your end of world advice?
And let's just say it is Wednesday, Kelly, Okay, what
is your uh? What is your end of world advice?

Speaker 9 (08:07):
Well?

Speaker 2 (08:07):
I'm going to really dress in some comfy clothes, Okay,
I mean not unlike.

Speaker 4 (08:13):
I do every day?

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Right right?

Speaker 5 (08:15):
Won't you just get a robe when you go to heaven?

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Nor I would say, no hard pants, no hard pants,
no hard shoes.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
Yeah, I'm going I definitely would like to go in style.

Speaker 3 (08:25):
So put out the comfies.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
Put out the comfs. I'm gonna eat the best meal
I can think of.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
So we're talking about luxury lounge wear.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
What we're dealing?

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Yeah, yeah, velvet baby slippers, nice slippers.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
Okay, all right, thick end of world advice you have
any I don't Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
I mean what it's over.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Just make sure you bring your fishing rod. I bet
there's great fishing in heaven, great fishing.

Speaker 5 (08:55):
Now you have my attention, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (08:58):
So I would just assume are you sitting like on
a cloud and just and the you know, casting out
just every cast is.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
A giant think of the most glorious lake and this does.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
And views you can think. I think that'll be some
heaven for you.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Everybody's football team wins every day?

Speaker 3 (09:19):
Is that how that works?

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Though?

Speaker 4 (09:22):
I don't think, Yeah, there is no point. You gotta
have a point. It's got to still be a competition.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
I've heard a.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
Lot of people say, you know, han't kind of sounds boring, right,
you just get everything a.

Speaker 5 (09:34):
Drama.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
No, you know, I'm good because I I don't have
to worry about that because there is there is a
zero percent chance I'm taking the escalator up. Mine's going down,
So uh yeah, good, I'll be uh down there.

Speaker 3 (09:51):
That's just that's just the way things are, all right. Well.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
Nate glaskis from grow for it was the first one
to text in the correct answer, and he scores, go
spend it, waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 10 (10:02):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together, all right.

Speaker 1 (10:10):
Look for most of the not so breaking news, we're
always telling you about people who have done dumb things.
A lot of times it involves them breaking the law.
And this time around, I'm gonna try and help you.
We're gonna try and preempt all that because there are
a couple of new laws in place that you should
know about so you don't end up on the not

(10:32):
so breaking news.

Speaker 3 (10:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
The first being, if you plan on going to Iowa,
just know that the town of Jessup, Iowa, has just
announced a complete one hundred percent ban, zero tolerance policy
on tepeeing houses.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
I'm not allowed to do that anymore, they say that.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Look, we are just not gonna take it, and if
you are caught, perpetrators will be arrested and charged with trespassing,
criminal mischief, illegal dumping, and disorderly conduct.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
You know, the thing that stinks about this is that
all the people who made that law, who managed to
get that law in place.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
They all enjoyed tpeeing as kids.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Probably they all had a great time and now they
want to crap on the rest of the kids.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
Booo.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
They they say, this may seem extreme to some, but
things this happens year after year and to the same persons.

Speaker 3 (11:31):
This is harassment. We have to draw the line.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
We cannot watch every resident for every minute in town
every night. O.

Speaker 4 (11:37):
Wait, the same people are getting TP apparently.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, got to know the story behind this.

Speaker 4 (11:44):
Somebody's deserving a tepeeing or one.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
Of those people knows, like a city council member or
the mayor. And they're like, it had every year. I'm
tired of it, right until they went to the higher
ups and like do something. So they did zero tolerance.

Speaker 5 (11:58):
W don't you stop yelling at the kids in your
neighborhood maybe they'll.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
You know, you know how Thick avoids getting tped. He
hands out full sized candy bars at Halloween.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
It's a good way of avoid TP. Yeah, it was
a good way, that's right.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Story number two takes us over to Hartford, Connecticut. In
case you headed on, we're planning on heading over to Connecticut.
Also trying to keep you out of trouble. Do not
head to connect Connecticut to marry your first cousin. They
have just banned first cousin marriages. Both Democratic and Republican
lawmakers agreed to the bill earlier this year. They say,

(12:34):
you know, obviously they're worried about the conception possibility. Yeah,
you never know what's going to happen.

Speaker 4 (12:42):
Wait, haven't the rest of us already banned that?

Speaker 5 (12:44):
That's what I'm like it.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Are these guys just really getting with the Welcome to
the nineteen forties?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
This would have made a lot more sense if you
had told me it was West Virginia.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
Yeah, Kentucky wait etiquette, Yeah, Connecticut apparently Connecticut waited. State
law already bands people from marrying a parent, grandchild, sibling,
or child. Thankfully, so now they're hot to first cousins.
You're just not allowed to do it.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (13:14):
Guys. Have you ever do you know who Karen Carpenter is?
The Carpenters?

Speaker 2 (13:17):
Okay, well, her brother Richard the keyboards that you know whatever.
Richard Carpenter, he married his first cousin, are still married
to her?

Speaker 5 (13:28):
Did they have kids?

Speaker 3 (13:29):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (13:30):
Probably? Yeah, it's let's see Richard Carpenter children. Yep, at kids?

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I mean that reminds me of who what was the
name of Jordan Belford's best friend who Jonah Hill played
in Wolf of Wall Street. He was married to his
first cousin, and he's like, look, it's like, look, I'm
not gonna let my first cousin's hot, So I'm just
not going to let any other guy just get up
in there. I'm going to be the one to do
it protect her.

Speaker 3 (13:58):
So that's how.

Speaker 11 (13:59):
You talking to So.

Speaker 4 (14:06):
This is going to make me cry.

Speaker 3 (14:09):
Maybe jump off a very tall building.

Speaker 4 (14:17):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Richard and Mary Carpenter are five children. However, apparently this
first cousin was adopted, so they are not blood related.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
That makes a difference.

Speaker 1 (14:29):
Never because I was about to ask, can the third
child only count the potato because.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
It But that would be like saying that you have
an adopted sibling and that's fine to marry them, Like
you're not blood related, but you did you were raised
as siblings.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
It's so weird. Can you think? Thank you?

Speaker 12 (14:58):
I really was, Well, you're young, but I have taken
any more done.

Speaker 3 (15:09):
Coming out?

Speaker 1 (15:09):
Next, we got to talk about this invite that was
received and someone someone's about to get kicked in the throat,
are you right? Now? Get to that about to about
three and a half minutes, and I had some of
the book. I mean the first to admitute. Sometimes I

(15:31):
get a little case of fomo. I like to be
on the bout. I like to do stuff.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
I like to get invites, and if I don't, sometimes
I'm like, oh, yeah, but we got we got an invite,
and I'm pretty sure my foot bone is gonna connect
with someone's face. Do not ever send out invite for

(16:01):
your dog's birthday party?

Speaker 11 (16:04):
For real?

Speaker 1 (16:05):
You can kiss the tightest part of my butthole.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
No, absolutely not.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
No, you do not send out invites for your dog's
birthday party.

Speaker 3 (16:24):
Kelly, you're giving me a look like you have.

Speaker 4 (16:26):
Okay, yes, I would know.

Speaker 2 (16:30):
I have never had a birthday party for my dog
outside of my own home with my own husband, and
will like, maybe give my dog a toy or something, right, Okay,
But maybe is this a person who doesn't have children otherwise,
and maybe they.

Speaker 3 (16:44):
Just don't I actually don't know it was said to Nora,
but yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
It might be just an excuse to have people come
over and hang out and it's like, oh, it's.

Speaker 4 (16:54):
My dog's birthday.

Speaker 6 (16:55):
Then say that That's what I was gonna say if
you wanna, if you want to, just use that as
an excuse, because I mean, I know I used to
be like, any excuse.

Speaker 5 (17:01):
To have a party, to bring a toy.

Speaker 6 (17:04):
I'm not bringing a gift. I don't want to see
a cake with your dog's name on it.

Speaker 4 (17:08):
All the guys are mean or not.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Put out little little triangle hats with the rubber band
that goes around your chin.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I think you're mean if you're having this party and inviting.

Speaker 3 (17:20):
Me, I think you're mean. I think you're a dumb as.

Speaker 4 (17:25):
I don't mind a doggy birthday party.

Speaker 5 (17:27):
Oh my god. Really, you don't like to go to anything?

Speaker 4 (17:29):
You're right?

Speaker 2 (17:30):
I would say yes, I'll come, and then the day
of the party, I'd be like, are you joking?

Speaker 5 (17:34):
Right exactly?

Speaker 3 (17:36):
But I knew you would be the type to not
be mad.

Speaker 4 (17:39):
I'm not mad at it. No, I think it's sweet.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
People love their animals, you know, they will celebrate them.
They have other people over to help celebrate their great dogs.

Speaker 6 (17:50):
They they love their animals.

Speaker 3 (17:55):
That's the fork in the road, right.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
And you don't love somebody's baby, but you'll go to
their baby shower.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
No, don't invite me to a one year old's birthday
party either.

Speaker 5 (18:04):
No, that's for little kids.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
No, you shouldn't have a one year old birthday party.

Speaker 5 (18:10):
They won't even remember it exactly.

Speaker 3 (18:13):
You don't get to celebrate your birthday until you're four.

Speaker 6 (18:16):
Bring all these gifts, Yeah, they're gonna last for two months.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
No, oh my god, dad, grandparents and the baby.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
That's it.

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Can I just say, welcome to the world of being
female because we get invited to all this stuff and
we go and we bring gifts. That is what part
of what being a female is is going to showers,
baby wedding, one year old birthday parties.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
That's that is what women do.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
Yeah, all of you would stop going, that stuff would
go away.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
I mean, so what would be the opposite, And well,
I guess there wouldn't be.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
We just we just go. We just get dragged along
as the men.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
Yeah, to the event that we don't want to go to,
like the one year old birthday party. Besides the father,
I don't think grandfather and grandfather, there isn't one happy
man at a one year old birthday party.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Yeah. I mean, I'm not saying the women are happy either.
I'm just saying, you know, your obligation, and you happily
do it because they'll do it for you.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
True.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Byron says he would absolutely attend most birthday party and
bring a dog toy.

Speaker 4 (19:31):
Oh really yeah, I'll keep that in mind.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
So his birthday's October twenty seventh, if anybody is interested.

Speaker 3 (19:39):
So just over, just over a month away.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
Yes, are you gonna have birthday months for Moses? You're
doing the entire month.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
Typically we forget until like sometime in beginning of November
and we'll be like, oh, last week was Moses's birthday.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
No, we don't really.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Mark it, Okay, my gosh, Zach said, my sister had
a halfway to one birthday a party for my nephew.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
Ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
No, they do the kids, especially in school.

Speaker 2 (20:06):
If your birthdays in the summer and you're not in school,
they have half birthdays.

Speaker 4 (20:09):
No, they celebrate their half birthday.

Speaker 3 (20:11):
No uh uh you can.

Speaker 1 (20:14):
You can put my fungus infected big toe right in
your mouth.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
No, I am telling you that unless you're a single dad,
this always falls on the mom.

Speaker 4 (20:25):
I guarantee it.

Speaker 2 (20:25):
It always falls on the mom to deal with the
half birthdays and the uh. Kindergarten in younger birthdays always
deal it always is the mom to believe that. Yeah,
so I'm saying, there's you're getting a glimpse inside what
we're putting up with all the.

Speaker 3 (20:41):
Time, and you deserve all the credit in the world,
hot a doubt.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
It is absolutely amazing what women can do. And as
as the the finer of the.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Species, you're putting your foot down for.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Sure what I am putting the dog the dog party, Yes,
Nora goo no.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
No, no, she's.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
No not a You should have heard the thing she
was saying. I can't say them on the radio, so
we'll just leave it at that.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Doug says.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
The one year old parties the one where the kid
gets their own little smash cake and they get to
make a big mess.

Speaker 5 (21:16):
Yes, I know. I've seen that with my grand baby. Uh,
he says.

Speaker 6 (21:20):
It's not for the kids. It's for the parents, of
course it is. Yeah, but don't make it for their friends, right,
you don't need that.

Speaker 5 (21:29):
Family only maybe won't remember me.

Speaker 1 (21:31):
No, you know, I again, I stick to it. Four
is the first time you're allowed to have like a
group birthday party. So I'm just saying, Jefferson celebrating one
year birthday, Okay, I'm I hope you guys enjoyed the
one year birthday party, but completely unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
Ninety ninety seven. Oh if you feel differently, feel.

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Speaker 2 (22:02):
This morning for former Ohio state running back Jordan Hall,
charged with beating and critically injuring a man at the
speedway on West fifth and Olan Tangi River wrote happened
early Saturday morning.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
According to court records.

Speaker 2 (22:13):
The thirty four year old Hall and two others were
seen pulling into the parking lot of the gas station
and a Chevy Blazer.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Officer say Hall and one of the other men went
into the gas station.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
When they returned, Hall opened the rear this according to
this all on surveillance, Hall opened the rear passenger door,
dragged an unidentified man out of the vehicle, punched him
in the face, got back into the blazer, started to
pull away, but I guess decided I needed to throw
a couple more punches because he reportedly got back out,
punched the victim two more times in the face. Man

(22:43):
fell backward, hit his head on the ground. He was
taking Oshi Wexner Medical Center in critical condition.

Speaker 4 (22:48):
Hall was arrested.

Speaker 2 (22:49):
He's in the Franklin County Jail awaiting this morning's court date.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Erica Kirk says she forgives her husband's accused Sassin.

Speaker 2 (22:56):
Speaking at Charlie Kirk's memorial in Arizona, she said her
husband dedicated his life doing God's will, and she said
it's been incredible to see a revival of faith out there.
Kirk said she was told that Charlie did not suffer
when he was shot. Two hundred thousand people showed up
State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona, as a max capacity
of seventy three thousand filled up quickly. About a dozen

(23:18):
people standing out in the ninety degree Arizona heat needed
medical attention, but they did end up opening up.

Speaker 4 (23:24):
I think this was planned the twenty thousand seed Arena.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Next door for overflow, so they had quite a bit
of overflow there.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I love this story.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Veterinarians at the Columbus Zoo say one of their primates
is doing so much better after getting some help from
a surgeon at Nationwide Children's Hospital. They called in this
ear nose and throat doctor from Nationwide Children's. His name's
Charles Elma Raji, and he operated on Matilda, who's a
thirteen year old Mandrell And here's the picture of her.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
They're pretty large, they're gorgeous.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
Okay, yeah, I see.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
You've seen a Mandrill monkey before? Almost yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Oh cool.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
So she was having trouble breathing.

Speaker 2 (24:07):
She needed a procedure to fix an issue in her
nasal cavity, so they called in this Columbus children's doctor
and me says's surgery ended up being incredibly similar to
one he would perform on a child, which makes sense.
So anyway, she's doing great, and I thought that was
pretty neat. Yeah, open up a little time in your
schedule to operate on a monkey.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I love it. Anyway, those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Okay. So nothing may come of this. It may just
have been deleted and we'll never see the light of
day and I won't have to worry about anything.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
However, there is a possibility that you may come across
a video of me from Friday night, and I couldn't
tell you when you'll see it. I can't tell you
where you'll see it. It could be uploaded to YouTube,
it could be on the dark web.

Speaker 13 (25:05):
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Where this video is going.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
To what did you do?

Speaker 1 (25:13):
So Friday night, Nora and I celebrated our anniversary. We've
been super busy, were a couple of weeks behind, so
we finally got a chance to go out. So we
headed downtown. There's a new newer restaurant called Astra Rooftop Restaurant. Yeah, nice,
great place. So we had a late night of Friday

(25:35):
night dinner. And so we get there a little early.
We're sitting at the bar, we have a little cocktail.
We get our table, which is out on the patio
so it's over you know, it's outside, it's overlooking the city,
having a great time, and we get into you know,
we get into a pretty deep conversation just about you know,

(25:55):
it's our anniversary. We're talking about us and our future plans,
the wedding, you know, we start planning that whole thing,
getting a little emotional, feeling the love.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
Everything is great, okay.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
So we then leave there and we walk down the
street to our favorite downtown bar, Novak's, where we go
all the time, so always like our nightcap place.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
And we have a cocktail and at.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
That point I was like, I really need I just
want one cigarette really bad. So I've bond a cigarette
and I go down. I go down to High Street.
I'm standing on the corner of High Street. Two gentlemen
walk up and the guy goes, hey, can we interview you?

Speaker 3 (26:37):
I said no, I'm good. Well they wait interviewing on what?
And he goes, just life, we're doing like on the
on the street interviews? Why not? And so he said?
He stand next to me. His buddy gets the camera,
stands next to me. So it's name. I go, My
name's Aaron.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
He goes, So, what would be some life advice that
you would you would give? Well, between the moments of
feeling the love and a couple of Captain and diets
running through my system, I go off about about life,
about just being My biggest life lesson is just be

(27:19):
a good person, like the way things are nowadays.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
And the divisiveness and the tension.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
And then I start going into you know, how how
fortunate I feel in my life and all the things
are going. And then I went into like my brother
and not living up to my brother's expectation.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
I went full yeah deep, did.

Speaker 5 (27:42):
You end up crying this close?

Speaker 1 (27:45):
I could hear it in my voice, Oh yeah?

Speaker 3 (27:50):
And I was like, why I shouldn't be jealous of
my brother. Everything fine, But you know what.

Speaker 1 (27:55):
Since I've been thirteen, I've never been my you know,
as good as my.

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Brother working things out on camera camera.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
You know. All the things I've told my therapist about
are regurgitating out of my mouth.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
A street interview on a Friday night at like ten o'clock.

Speaker 6 (28:14):
Just two captain and Donnet's no, no, no, no, not
just you had to have something going in.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
There was there was a couple. There was a couple.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Because that sounded like really drunk talk to me.

Speaker 3 (28:29):
I'm just saying, but yeah, so if you come, I
don't know, I have no idea who these people.

Speaker 4 (28:33):
You don't know who they are. Two people men, men, younger.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Yeah, younger, yep, yet a little bit younger.

Speaker 2 (28:39):
So probably the YouTube channel, probably summer in Columbus. I
feel like we can. I mean, they're going to be
editing that down for probably the next month. Since you
were talking.

Speaker 6 (28:50):
Yeah, well, Doug said they probably stopped recording after thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
Could that could be it too? In fact, I hope
that's the case.

Speaker 2 (28:57):
No, I feel like this is this is you may
be like the feature.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
This may be a feature.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
This could be like they thought they were going to
do a clip show, but no.

Speaker 5 (29:08):
We're the whole career off.

Speaker 3 (29:11):
This is gonna be uh you know what.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
They've got their series of videos that they make, and
this is gonna be that one commercial you always saw
on like ABC Friday night.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
On a very special edition of Columbus Street Interviews.

Speaker 4 (29:25):
I meant, you're no hawk to a girl.

Speaker 2 (29:27):
I mean that's very true, but you don't want to
be I do not.

Speaker 4 (29:31):
You want to offer something.

Speaker 3 (29:32):
Solid, but I was just be a good person.

Speaker 1 (29:36):
I gave good like he did, walk away saying I'm
gonna remember this interview.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
I'm sure. I'm sure you are. Yeah. So I'm just
put out there obligination.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
If you have to come across that where you guys,
please send us the link. I'm gonna start to hunt now.
I mean, I can't wait. I can't wait to be out.
This was Friday. I feel like it might drop today.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
It was Friday, Friday night at like ten o'clock.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
You have no idea what their names are, anything, no.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Clue, ain't nothing. And it's not like he introduced the
show either.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
It's not like he said, you know, we're here with
you know Columbus Street Interviews. What's your name, sir? You
know he just kind of went into it, just say
give us some life advice. So anyways, I'm just putting
it out there. If you come across that video, delete,
don't just forget about it, to put it out of

(30:32):
your minds.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
I'm saying. Yeah, it's a Monday.

Speaker 1 (30:39):
A lot going on this week, so I wanted to
make sure I was as well rested as possible coming.

Speaker 3 (30:45):
Into the new week.

Speaker 1 (30:46):
So I took a little bit extra commy last night,
make sure I slept really, really well. But I didn't
fall asleep right away, so my mind started to wander
and I wanted to share some of my give me
thoughts with you, like this one I had because I
was falling asleep last night. Porn is the one industry
where segregating racist genders and sexual preferences is completely acceptable.

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Like you're you're allowed anything. Go, Yeah, you're allowed to sign.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
It has its own category, right, exactly, Everything has its
own category.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
There's a lot I thought about this.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Marriage is one of the few things where we're considered
or we consider someone an expert if they've only successfully done.

Speaker 3 (31:34):
It one time.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
That's true, that's true.

Speaker 3 (31:37):
Anything else. You need much more experience in.

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yeah, you'd feel like three four times you got it down.
You're an expert, you know now what works.

Speaker 4 (31:46):
But I guess.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
I thought about this.

Speaker 1 (31:51):
People who rent storage lockers and storage unit probably end
up paying several times more than the cost of the
contents inside.

Speaker 5 (31:59):
Yeah, sure, did I ever?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
Did I ever come across like a small chunk of money.
I would love to start doing the uh, the auction,
the storage unit auction.

Speaker 3 (32:09):
I think that'd be a lot of fun. Yeah, that'd
be pretty cool. Uh.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
I'm telling you Rose only love Jack because he didn't
live long enough to piss her off. Like that relationship
was gonna go. I'm telling you it was gonna it was.
It wasn't gonna stay that way.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
And she saw out.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah, she saw out and she took it.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
You know, I hate both of them. I can't stand
that movie. Number one, it's like the worst movie ever made.
But number two, I cannot stand either of those characters.

Speaker 3 (32:39):
Yeah, not good people.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
No, And I don't care what happened to you bye?

Speaker 1 (32:44):
And yeah, and here's the thing. He would not have
been a good husband. He seemed like a cheat, cheat
her like you.

Speaker 5 (32:51):
I don't know man, he was awful in love with her.

Speaker 1 (32:55):
I thought about this before falling asleep. Superman's X ray
vision would just put all of his friends at coworkers
at an elevated risk for cancer.

Speaker 5 (33:04):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (33:06):
You know we're walking around wearing lead vast like we
do it to Dennis. Right, Yeah, good Superman. Social media
companies in the future are most likely going to be
viewed a lot like tobacco companies, you know, pushing a harmful,
addictive product in our face.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
All the time. Yes, they're going to come a time
telling you.

Speaker 6 (33:28):
I believe that you can't advertise that anymore, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (33:33):
I thought about this before falling asleep. Self driving cars
and making further and further advancements and becoming increasingly more popular,
So I'm pretty sure driving while sleeping is going to
become the next DUI like offence.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
Yes, yes, I believe it.

Speaker 3 (33:48):
They're going to be able to pull you over. As
if it was a deal I would.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
Pull you over, you'd still be snoozing.

Speaker 2 (33:53):
Yeah, comes with this little flashlight bang bang banged, Ye sir,
that's I am.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
And finally, this is the This is the last thing
I thought about before dozing off to the Lala lambs.
Someone somewhere in the world right now has the cleanest bubble,
somewhere somewhere, somewhere out there, if we were to take
a look at everybody's someone.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
Has got the cleanest bubble.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
You know, I'm glad you fell asleep after.

Speaker 3 (34:27):
That, all right.

Speaker 1 (34:34):
I came across two separate stories this weekend and I
wanted to share both with you and see which one
is worse in your opinion, Okay, seven, I would love
for you to weigh in as well.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Give us a call, Shoes a text. Want you hear both?
I want to one. I want you to tell me
which one is worse and why you think it's worse. Okay.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
First story comes from a young woman. I don't have
her name, I just have the bits of the story,
and on the Facebook post, she is seen standing there
next to her man. She is pregnant, and her man
is holding up the sonogram pictures in one hand, and

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in the other hand he's holding up another sonogram picture
with another woman standing on the other side of him,
who is also pregnant, and it reads, my daughter and
I have found love with the same man, and we're
both preparing to welcome children from him. My daughter told
me all the good ways her man's treated her, and
we both agreed to share.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
We're proud to be his and they're both pregnant waiting
for it.

Speaker 2 (35:45):
Gosh okay, I can't wait to hear the second story.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
The second story.

Speaker 1 (35:51):
The second story is a TikTok video that comes from
somewhere right in our own backyard, right here in Siba
somewhere to listen to the video.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
My name's Esther and I'm from Columbus, Ohio, and this
is my son Ethan.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
You're so sexy.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Just get your hair a little bit.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
How about a kiss for good luck?

Speaker 5 (36:09):
Now, I definitely have a hot mom. I'm not afraid
to menada.

Speaker 6 (36:12):
I'll be the first one to admit at Obviously you
don't look at her in a sexual way or anything,
but I put her up on a battle soul for sure.
Movies Oi, so Ethan and I have a very special relationship.

Speaker 4 (36:26):
My mother's worst nightmare when our kid is starving.

Speaker 13 (36:28):
Eight and then we could go for a bike ride.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
Ethan and I like to do a lot of things together.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
We like just mike ride together, or we'll play baby
baby baby.

Speaker 13 (36:36):
In the pool.

Speaker 3 (36:38):
Shiny gout.

Speaker 14 (36:40):
Can I blow them drop?

Speaker 5 (36:41):
Fare This could be the best you've ever done.

Speaker 6 (36:44):
I need to have Ethan around all the time because
he's my child.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
I didn't think anything could make me feel more uncomfortable than.

Speaker 5 (36:52):
The first story. I mean, he's not even a teenager.
He's a full groo.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
He's a man. He is a man. Kelly, which one's.

Speaker 4 (37:04):
Worse, Okay? I guess to pick your poison type, sitch Uh.

Speaker 2 (37:13):
I am going to say I felt really uncomfortable with
the first story, but I felt revulsion on the second
story for some reason, a very weird, unhealthy relationship between
mother and son. To me, the first one, you've got
three adults making a bizarre, messed up decision, all right,
getting pregnant mother and daughter by the same dude. They're

(37:36):
all adults.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
You're weird. Go on your merry way. I mean, in
my opinion, guys, uh, yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
The second one made me feel like like my insides
are just crawling with disgust.

Speaker 4 (37:54):
I'm going to pick the second one that's worse.

Speaker 3 (37:56):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (37:58):
Tammy Texan says, uh, the mom and daughter definitely grocer,
it's gross. The mom and daughter with the same man
definitely grocery. It is gross eight hundred eight two one
ninety nine seven. Oh, I would love to know, or
do you have you seen any situation like this before?

Speaker 3 (38:16):
Gotta know? Eight hundred nine nine eight seven of the Blitz?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
All right, you got mother and daughter pregnant by the
same man. They're like a thropple mother and daughter and
they're both pregnant the same time right now. Or you've
got a really really close relationship from mother and son,
like they still play baby baby in the pool as

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they been.

Speaker 5 (38:42):
She does they get?

Speaker 3 (38:44):
And I'm like, oh, man, a grown man, right a, no, Rich, Rich?
What's going on? Man?

Speaker 15 (38:52):
Everything?

Speaker 3 (38:53):
Oh? Everything? Oh, glad to hear it? All right, Rich?

Speaker 1 (38:56):
And uh wait, what's your opinion on the matter.

Speaker 15 (39:01):
I think they're both disasters waiting to happen, but for
different reasons.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
Yeah, like what about what about those kids? What about
those kids growing up there?

Speaker 15 (39:14):
They're going to grow up in a a moral home
with a narcissistic father and parents that make poor decisions.

Speaker 3 (39:23):
So wait, you are you are?

Speaker 1 (39:26):
You are half siblings, but your your your your grandmother
is also your step mother, and then your sister or
brother is also what is your aunt or uncle?

Speaker 11 (39:47):
Right?

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Exactly.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Yeah, and you're kind of convincing me. I maybe I
chose the wrong one. That is very the mental gymnastics
you have to do in this situation.

Speaker 9 (39:57):
Yeah, it makes no sense the second the second group
if if that doesn't change, that's gonna be a forty
eight hours episode ending in murder suicide.

Speaker 3 (40:10):
That's gotta be.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Oh, it's gotta be yeah or sure. Hey, I appreciate
the collridge. I have a great one, man, have a
great Monday. Uh, he's going next one? Blo's Hi, Blitz?

Speaker 3 (40:21):
Who's this? Hi, Carmen?

Speaker 13 (40:24):
How are you good? How are you?

Speaker 3 (40:26):
What's your what's your take?

Speaker 14 (40:28):
Which which one you think I can have a story?

Speaker 3 (40:31):
Oh? I can't wait for this.

Speaker 14 (40:34):
This is kind of weird. So my mother actually had
relations with her uncle by marriage.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
By marriage, yeah.

Speaker 14 (40:47):
So it was her aunt's husband.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
Right, okay, yeah, oh she wasn't blood related, right yeah.

Speaker 14 (40:54):
And then also his son at the same time, at
the same.

Speaker 5 (40:59):
Time our situation.

Speaker 4 (41:02):
Wow, this is your mom?

Speaker 3 (41:06):
Yeah, how did you wait? How did you find this out?

Speaker 14 (41:10):
It was it was for a few years she actually
thought my sister was her.

Speaker 3 (41:18):
Uncles.

Speaker 12 (41:18):
Yeah, child, Oh yeah, it's not, luckily, but he's not okay, how.

Speaker 1 (41:29):
Man, that is a that is a a very splintered
family tree. That thing's gonna end up looking like a
Bond's eye tree from Karate Kid after it's been trammed.

Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, weird. How are thanksgivings?

Speaker 5 (41:46):
You know?

Speaker 14 (41:46):
Actually there are idiots?

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Oh okay, I'm not surprised.

Speaker 3 (41:50):
That makes sense. Yeah that is Ah, that's an interesting one.

Speaker 1 (41:55):
Well uh you you at least sound like you came
out somewhat normal.

Speaker 3 (41:58):
So that's good.

Speaker 14 (42:00):
Yeah, luckily I did.

Speaker 3 (42:01):
Okay, good, good, glad to hear it. Well comed. I
appreciate call. I have great mondays, thank you? Uh time?
Who's this great b.

Speaker 8 (42:12):
D?

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
Okay? Uh and what what are your what's your thoughts?

Speaker 11 (42:18):
All right?

Speaker 15 (42:18):
So that's just I don't know how to.

Speaker 5 (42:25):
They reminded me of bas Motels.

Speaker 3 (42:28):
Hotel, okay o the mom?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
Yeah yeah right right right right?

Speaker 3 (42:32):
I guess yeah, yeah, I If that continues like it is,
I have a feeling, uh he is probably gonna end
up with a human skin lampshade of some sort like yeah,
some some clicking. That's just my opinion. But I appreciate call,
Thank you very much. Uh. Steven put it best.

Speaker 1 (42:52):
For the Uh for the daughter and mother having having
kids by the same man. Uh bro using niasters that
expert us is the way to explain it perfect.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
So the mom in the Sun relationship.

Speaker 6 (43:11):
When I was when you sent me that and I
watched that video, the first thing that popped into my
head is if you have seen Game of Thrones, Lady
Aaron from the Veil, the first time we see her,
she's sitting there breastfeeding her son, Robin, who's thirteen years old.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess it takes all kinds. So
the only thing I.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
Can think of comes down to money.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Uh, let me tell you at least why they moved
the marching band from the South stands to the North stands.
And it all has to do with the massive amounts
of money. Has nothing to do with your game day experience.

Speaker 5 (43:43):
It always is about money.

Speaker 4 (43:45):
Right always, Let's talk about it.

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Speaker 13 (44:11):
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Speaker 2 (44:16):
Ohio State Athletic director ross By ork spearheaded the interesting
game day tradition. Changes the pregame victory bell, which nobody understands,
the towels, which everyone's abandoned by the way, then moving
the band from the south end of the stadium south
stands to the north end of the stadium, and he
says it's all.

Speaker 4 (44:35):
To make our game day experience better.

Speaker 2 (44:37):
He's concerned about the fans, right, Well, I guess that's
how you couch greed into something that makes it look
like you care.

Speaker 13 (44:49):
Uh huh.

Speaker 2 (44:53):
They are going to be modernizing Ohio Stadium for next season. Okay,
we're going to go through some construction and apparently their
plans are to sell premium seating in the south end
zone next year.

Speaker 4 (45:08):
That includes nine.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Field level suites, each with a twelve person capacity, which
will be built in front of the south stands and
then above those suites. They'll be installing four hundred new
wider chair back seats. If you want a season ticket
for one of the new chair back seats at six grand,
that's a season ticket that also gives you access to

(45:33):
the nineteen twenty two club hospitality area.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
But the suites, that's a big deal.

Speaker 2 (45:40):
Yeah, six grand, Enjoy, enjoy.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
You're seven home games the years playing. You know, a
thousand bucks seat little less than thousand bucks seat.

Speaker 13 (45:49):
Right, nineteen twenty two club is yet nice.

Speaker 2 (45:52):
The cost of the suites has not yet been announced, So,
like I said, it's basically like we are about ready
to jack up some prices than the south stands. And
first of all, we need to get the band out
of there. So how do we present this as being
something that's way better for the fans.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
So a better fan experience and you will hear the
music better if we move the band out of.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
The south stands.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Yeah, yeah, that's what they're saying, all right.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
New data shows that national average credit score is declining.
The average FICO score is dropped by two points since
twenty twenty four, lowering the nation's average to seven hundred
and fifteen seven to fifteen credit score, which to me,
is still a good credit score, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Hundred's the best?

Speaker 12 (46:30):
Right?

Speaker 3 (46:30):
Eight fifty eight?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Fifty is the best? Okay, well, I guess seven to fifteen.
You get a little work to do.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
Fico's reports.

Speaker 2 (46:36):
As credit card balances are ballooning, student loan delinquencies are
also at a record high, as six point one million
consumers had a student loan delinquency report added to their
credit card file from February to April this year. Gen
Z consumers have been hit the hardest, with an average
score now of six seventy six. All right, Friday night,
we got our first headliner for Sonic Temple, and it's

(46:58):
my Chemical Romance. You know, there was a semi mixed
reaction to this as a headliner for Sonic Temple, but
I'm going to say I saw mostly really positive comments. Okay, Now,
there are people who are unhappy. There's always people who
are unhappy. But for the most part, I did see

(47:21):
people saying this is just like making their year. They're
so excited, they already have their tickets to Sonic. They
could not have thought of a better band that they
wanted to hear. So I was kind of surprised. I
guess at the very very positive response I've been hearing,
because I thought there'd be more of a like, Oh really, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Don't you know, by no means do I study the
metrics of concerts. But I thought maybe they'd be more
of a seven o'clock band, the feature before the headliner.

Speaker 3 (47:52):
Yeah, the stage.

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Now, I'm guessing it's going to be more of a Thursday.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Oh, please let it be Sunday. Please.

Speaker 4 (47:58):
Oh you like it for a Sunday?

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Yeah, because I don't. I can't stay for the headline.

Speaker 4 (48:02):
Oh, I don't care about my chemicals the goth green day.

Speaker 3 (48:05):
Nah, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (48:07):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
And you were asking off the air thick if they
if they haven't like toured any in a long time.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
No, they. I guess their last reunion tour.

Speaker 2 (48:18):
Was through twenty twenty three, so it's not been that
long since they've been on tour.

Speaker 4 (48:23):
Oh, okay, a couple of years.

Speaker 2 (48:24):
For years, okay, maybe there was no chance for people
here to see them. I don't know if they toured
through Columbus or not.

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I have no idea.

Speaker 6 (48:30):
Music coming, Yeah they do, Okay, they definitely have a
new album, there's I for think their first single is already.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Out, but there they have some rabid fan base.

Speaker 5 (48:40):
Oh yeah, the U and I get it. I do.

Speaker 6 (48:43):
It's kind of like two years ago there was one
headline night. It was the original Misfits. They had a
headline until I remember that, and you know that's kind
of a cult following. I know this one super punk
fan base who probably loved it, but I didn't. You know,
It's not like it was blowing other people away. But

(49:05):
they're big fan base will love it, just like my
Chemical Romance.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
So I get it.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
They get one night out of one hundred and twenty
bands whatever.

Speaker 5 (49:13):
It's fun. I just hope it's a night that I
couldn't stay late.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
I guess Thursday or Thursday Sunday right now.

Speaker 2 (49:19):
Sonic Temple posted after they announced this, come Monday, we'll
carry on. So I don't know if carry on means
we're gonna announce another band today or what.

Speaker 4 (49:26):
But uh, anyway, that's the latest from Sonic Temple. And
those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (49:34):
Looking to go to season live music.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
We got you covered Garbage that's going to be coming
to Kemba Live on October first. We have got your tickets.
They're gonna be or they are available at access dot com.
Tickets on sale now. Or are we goin to save
you the ninety bucks and give you a pair just
like that? Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven?
Oh what are we playing today?

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Think?

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Opposite movie title?

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Opposite movie titles?

Speaker 1 (49:58):
I like it, So that means we need to tests
right now. Eight seven oh one will be represented by Kelly.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
One will be represented by me, and we'll give you a
chance to get those tickets for Garbage.

Speaker 1 (50:09):
I will say this though, because Garbage is a big show. Yes,
and so it's not like they gave us the truckload.
They didn't back up the truck to the door and
unload a bunch tickets. So I'm warning you this is
not one of those days where both people are gonna win.

Speaker 3 (50:27):
Kick well, that's it, blitzye who's this? Mark? All right?
Mark your choice? Goose or Kelly?

Speaker 1 (50:35):
Who do you want to be represented by?

Speaker 3 (50:38):
All right? Good choice on a Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (50:40):
I like the choice, all right, Mark you hang on one second,
BLITZI who's this.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Sure? Terry?

Speaker 3 (50:48):
Terry?

Speaker 5 (50:49):
Jerry Terry?

Speaker 1 (50:51):
All right, Terry, you're calling number two? So you are
going to be represented by Kelly Terry all right, you
guys on.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Terry for the win on a Monday morning. Thank you
very much for that.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
You guys, hang on a second, great as we play
opposite movie titles and we'll find out who's going to
walk away with pair of tickets to Garbage Thick when
you're ready.

Speaker 5 (51:21):
All right, So you know how this works.

Speaker 7 (51:23):
I give you a title of a movie, but it's
the opposite of the actual title, as opposite as I
can come up with.

Speaker 5 (51:28):
You give us the real title. Who's going first?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Here, lady, Kelly? Ladies?

Speaker 5 (51:35):
All right, Kelly? Forward from work.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Forward?

Speaker 11 (51:41):
Okay, back back to home, back to work, back, back
to the future, back to the future, back to.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Oh, the Son of a Gun?

Speaker 3 (52:03):
Uh here?

Speaker 13 (52:05):
What all right?

Speaker 4 (52:06):
I don't know?

Speaker 5 (52:08):
All right, goose for the steel.

Speaker 3 (52:10):
Oh yeah, nofing clue. But what is it? Forward from
work back back to home?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Kind of what I floated out there, and nobody really
sluted it.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Backward bound? What's that movie calledward bound?

Speaker 5 (52:27):
With the Dog?

Speaker 3 (52:28):
You know? No, no clue?

Speaker 5 (52:30):
Okay, Rodney Dangerfield, back to School from work, back.

Speaker 3 (52:37):
To School, the Triple Lindy I missed. That's an underrated movie.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Is such a good it's a good movie.

Speaker 3 (52:48):
I love that movie.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
He's got PAULI from Rocky in it, His Guard, his Robbery.

Speaker 3 (52:52):
Robert Downey Jr. He coked out of the movie for sure.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
Definitely was all right.

Speaker 6 (52:59):
Uh, next one, this will be a goose completely unknown,
completely unknown.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Completely unknown. So if you know it, you know it
then you but if you completely then you'll partially partially known,
part completely unknown, partially known, but.

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I don't know, almost famous.

Speaker 7 (53:38):
Yes, yes, just watch that movie, all right, Kelly, you
got the first choice on this one.

Speaker 5 (53:49):
Hide boys, what hide boys?

Speaker 4 (53:54):
Hide boys, hide find hide find girls?

Speaker 11 (54:05):
Uh, hide boys, hide as in?

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Okay, you're uh, all right, let's see boys.

Speaker 6 (54:16):
What in the.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
H I don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
I don't know, got a got a gas goose, hide boys, Hi.

Speaker 3 (54:29):
Boys, finding females, show girls, show God, my.

Speaker 6 (54:40):
Gosh, boys today a goose bad daughter.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
The good Son. Okay, here we go.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
That was McAuley, right, McAuley, Yeah, and then Elijah would Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:57):
I think I haven't seen it.

Speaker 5 (54:58):
I don't know you never saw the good Son.

Speaker 4 (55:00):
Okay, you better give me a guinea here, all right, Kelly.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Dull repair, Dull repair, d U L L Dull, Yes,
d U L l doll dull.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
We're taking so long?

Speaker 5 (55:25):
That's all right, to keep pretty starting it is it?

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Doll is in dumb or doll is in a knife.
It's dull? So is it sharp or smart? Repair? Break
point break Ah, she worked it out.

Speaker 3 (55:46):
Okay, sure I got some deduction right.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
There, goody goose, gotta get this one guy.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Partially forget, partially forget remembered, remember remember forget, You remember
partially partially, then you fully.

Speaker 6 (56:09):
The Kelly for the steal and the wind partially forget
all right, so.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
Fully partially whole uh whole remember.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Wait, it better be a good hole if you're gonna
remember it.

Speaker 4 (56:34):
My gosh, partial.

Speaker 5 (56:40):
Give give uh opposite of forget can also.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Be recall total recall All right, Kelly, you got the
right here for the win.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
Divorce talker.

Speaker 4 (56:55):
Married with chill can know divorce marry married talker.

Speaker 3 (57:08):
Talker silence, Okay, says everything.

Speaker 5 (57:14):
He don't know it either. Wow, cool.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Divorce talker.

Speaker 13 (57:19):
Is that with the divorce talker?

Speaker 4 (57:22):
Divorce talker.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
It's like the toughest.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Yeah, I don't you get to win because I can't
get to steal anyways.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
So I don't know.

Speaker 16 (57:38):
Wedding crasher wedding, crashers, wedding, two funerals in a wedding talker, divorce,
wedding Mary.

Speaker 4 (57:49):
I don't know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (57:50):
You are right there.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Wedding okay?

Speaker 3 (57:53):
Uh? Four weddings and a funeral? No, married with children?

Speaker 4 (57:57):
Wait, what's the one with Julia Roberts? The wedding my
best friends was okay?

Speaker 3 (58:02):
Made of honor?

Speaker 16 (58:03):
You got wedding, I'll tell you that adding crasher, wedding
walker opposite.

Speaker 3 (58:10):
Yeller, old yeller, alright, this game is old.

Speaker 5 (58:16):
What is it? Wedding singer? Oh god, so we're still tired.

Speaker 3 (58:21):
What do you want to do? One?

Speaker 4 (58:24):
Isn't she to two?

Speaker 3 (58:26):
All right?

Speaker 5 (58:26):
Well, then I guess I get one more ears narrow, open.

Speaker 3 (58:33):
Eyes, white shot.

Speaker 1 (58:38):
No matter what in the most drawn out game of
opposite movie titles ever.

Speaker 7 (58:44):
I would have I would have left it as a
tie if we had two pair of tickets to.

Speaker 3 (58:49):
Be able to tickets. I'm sorry, Terry, I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (58:52):
How do me and Goose think that I was up
two to one?

Speaker 3 (58:57):
Are we are? Wero on?

Speaker 11 (58:59):
Here?

Speaker 3 (59:00):
You got the steal, didn't you? I couldn't get one?
All right?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Look was that right?

Speaker 3 (59:08):
Wait a minute, nobody got total recall recall.

Speaker 5 (59:11):
Oh, I think Kelly was up two to one.

Speaker 1 (59:12):
Yeah, I'm sorry, Market Terry, Market Terry, you're both getting tickets.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
We'll solve the problem. I can't do that now. We
were tied. We weren't tied. I said no to Terry.
Mark was excited. You gave me the theme music. It
ended up tied.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Man, So now you have to go talk to the
boss and find them a way to scrape up ticket.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Stick. That one's on you because you didn't go.

Speaker 4 (59:44):
You miscounted instead.

Speaker 6 (59:46):
We were.

Speaker 10 (59:49):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Our first story takes a little trip to the northeast,
up to Akron, where last week a school administrator was
suspended after selling the school district's lawnmowers on Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Like what did he just go over to the storage
shed to come pictures?

Speaker 11 (01:00:16):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:00:16):
Yeah, come on by pick him up. Now here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Steve keenan Akron Public School employee, is accused of selling
eleven of the school district's lawnmower out the board's approval.
Now Reportedly, he says he was selling them so he
could buy new lawnmowers for the district. The school board
did suspend him at its meeting last Monday. They are

(01:00:43):
talking about whether or not he's going to be fired
because of course, that violates the staff's code of ethics.
Now again says he was selling him for new new lawnmowers.

Speaker 2 (01:00:53):
But were they on his personal Facebook page? I wondered them.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Yeah, fa, because it's on Facebook marketplace. Yeah, they upload
from your account.

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yes, there, I got these eleven industrial sized lawnmowers for sale.
Come home by so we'll see what happens too. Mister
Keenan here, story number two takes us over to Oklahoma.
I'm gonna sum it all up.

Speaker 13 (01:01:20):
Don't go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Pett and tigers not a good idea. Ryan Easley was
a tiger handler at the Oklahoma Growler Pines Tiger Preserve
in Hugo, Oklahoma. When he was yeah, inside the reservation
there and was mauled to deaths by a tiger. It's

(01:01:45):
a tiger what The center canceled all the tours and
animal encounters until further notice. It is a private facility
where people can book guided tours, meet tigers, demonstrate how
they're trained and cared for. You're not I'm sorry, you're
not You're not training a tiger. She might for a

(01:02:06):
little bit, but eventually the tiger will get sick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Of a jump at their hoops.

Speaker 11 (01:02:12):
I e.

Speaker 3 (01:02:13):
Sigfried and Roy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Yeah, about twenty years after that tiger was done, he
goes no more, no more, husband, right. I want to know,
I want to know if anyone of this Growler Pines
Tiger Preserve ran into the office and put on their
paramedic jacket, like like Joe did Joe paramedic jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Do you remember how he was speeding his tigers that
expired me yep? Oh man, yeah, yeah, Well one of
those tigers bit off half that person's arm. Well know,
yeah say that. Uh they were said, we'll try to
reattach it and she said na just take.

Speaker 3 (01:02:52):
It, yeah, because it was so small hard, and then
went back to work. Yeah sure yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:58):
In the article the the representative for the Oklahoma Tiger
Preserve says, this tragedy is a painful reminder of both
the beauty and unpredictability of the natural world.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Oh no, no, no, no, no no no.

Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
If I am training a tiger, if I'm caring for
a tiger and I get ripped limb from limb, the
word beauty never, it cannot appear in the statement you
make about me.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
No you should.

Speaker 2 (01:03:25):
No, I went there to be like horrifying, grim, bloody, gruesome, gruesome,
the worst thing we've ever seen, imaginable, what she went
through is just don't ever see beauty. It's just an
example of the beauty and the unpronounct, the elegance.

Speaker 3 (01:03:43):
In which his intestines unfoiled. Oh, it was just a
thing of art.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
Colors.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Yes, oh, I bet they were playing the Polkahonna's Colors
of the Wind just as his insides were falling.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Without a doubt. Yeah, don't go pett and Tigers that
you're not. Still breaking news that came across this article
over the weekend, and as I'm reading over it, I
have to agree with most of it because people are
jumping online and they asked the question what's the most
overpriced thing people buy?

Speaker 1 (01:04:23):
Just to kind of flex and be like, look what
I got Number one the list. Have to completely agree with.
Someone said luxury clothing for babies.

Speaker 4 (01:04:35):
Oh gosh, yes, why what?

Speaker 5 (01:04:39):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:04:40):
I do remember? I mean she's twenty four now, but
when my niece was two, my mom found her this
jacket and hat and I don't know how to describe
it besides what you would see a Russian person and
wearing in the winter. The taller, taller hat, yes, and

(01:05:05):
like the not a mink coat, but it's that big,
furry type all the way shouldered, an ankle type coat,
except it was pink and black leopard print and it
was for a two year old. This is the one
thing my mom splurged on and I was like, why
second now? But it was just the most adorable thing
I've ever seen. It was like, yeah, come on, I

(01:05:27):
bet it was cute. Though it was, it was pretty cute.
It was pretty cute.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
I gonna lie, Uh yeah, spending spending six hundred dollars
on Fendy baby booties like come.

Speaker 5 (01:05:36):
On, yeah, they're gonna wear for three months.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Yeah, exactly before they outgrown. Food topped with edible gold, Okay,
yeah whatever. Personally, I don't want to eat gold, do
you know?

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
Do you know what that tells me that what you're
giving me on the plate is just like tiny portions
of things that I probably don't want anyway, and then
you're trying to make it better by putting cold. Oh absolutely,
I'd better go get like a hamburger and fries somewhere.

Speaker 3 (01:06:06):
You're doing you're doing nothing but rolling a solid log
and sprinkles.

Speaker 5 (01:06:09):
I was gonna say the sparkling Pooh would be fine.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
Yeah about it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
Here's one designer sneakers for eight hundred dollars that'll look
exactly like the fifty dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:06:18):
Sneakers you can get elsewhere.

Speaker 1 (01:06:21):
I've been wearing the same type of shoe for probably
ten years now and I.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
Have no desire to change. Found a good one and
my my Nike white on whites goes with everything, usually
by two pair at a time, switch so I can
switch back and forth and not wear them, you know,
the same pair of a single day, keep nice and clean.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
I throw them lay in the washer at least once.
Yeah during the ownership once yeah once once?

Speaker 3 (01:06:52):
Yeah that's right. But yeah, that's it. I will seventy
bucks for a pair, I will tell you. And I
remember it like it was yesterday.

Speaker 6 (01:07:00):
When my daughter Danielle was in high school and she
says to me one day, are you ever going to
wear anything but white tennis shoes?

Speaker 5 (01:07:08):
Do you always have to be all white?

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:07:11):
I was like, is this a fashion lesson I'm getting
from my high school daughter, right.

Speaker 3 (01:07:16):
And I guess it was, Hey goes with everything, they're comfortable.
Why not. Here's something else on the list.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Natural diamonds are wildly expensive when you can get a
nearly flawless lab grown one for the fraction of the price.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
My jewelers, baby, that is exactly what I did. That's
exactly what I did. Man, got it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
It's just silly.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
Got a beautiful one point five rock? Yeah, almost perfect,
pretty much perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Yeah, they're real, and I always like it the story
I says, you can't tell the difference. That's because they're
both real. That's right, it's absolutely But you know, in
the getting those earth grown diamonds, it's not great for
the environment or the kids who are digging them out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Let's see here.

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Oh, this one is so true. And I've seen this
a million times over. Bottle service. Now we are all
out of the bottle service age group. But let me
tell you, if you're out and about, don't don't pay
for the bottle service.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
It's just now worth it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
What do you get?

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
What do you get with bottle service?

Speaker 1 (01:08:21):
You got a bottle of alcohol usually and the mixer
and then sometimes they'll bring it out with you know,
sparklers going off. Oh and you usually get usually got
like a private table.

Speaker 4 (01:08:32):
Yeah, usually a private area, a private area whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
But you're also paying, you know, nine hundred dollars for
a bottle of forty dollars or less. I remember we
were in Vegas one time and my my girlfriend's friend
at the time was with us, and she was a
nurse and she didn't go out a lot, and she's like,
I'm in Vegas, I'm splurging, and she got us bottle service.
It was nine hundred dollars for a bottle of Captain Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:08:57):
Like, we're posterous.

Speaker 5 (01:09:00):
Just give me a shotys.

Speaker 3 (01:09:03):
Uh, let's see here.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Tesla trucks, they fail, a trucking in the car wash
can destroy the electric system. Do you remember like they
were talking about that. Oh yeah, people are getting lead.
Can't take them to a car wash people. I don't
know if they fixed it yet, but I know for
a fact cyber truck Yeah, yep, the cyber trucks. People
were having electrical system shutting down with the car wash
because it wasn't sealed properly and they were getting issues.

Speaker 2 (01:09:25):
Got my streets, got one usual crap on them, which
you know, they're kind of funny looking.

Speaker 4 (01:09:30):
I would like to see. I'd like to sit inside one.

Speaker 3 (01:09:32):
Yeah, it's like I've never sat inside one.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
Oh my god, my neighbor air and across the streets.
All he talks about he wants one so bad. I'm like,
what what is it? That's the appeal? And he goes,
I like, it looks like a spaceship.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
Eight ninety ninety seven? Oh, what's what's not worth the money? Blitz? Hi?
Who's this list? Week?

Speaker 15 (01:09:52):
I was listening to your radio.

Speaker 3 (01:09:54):
Say that word though, So let's try again. High price?

Speaker 6 (01:09:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (01:09:58):
Eight four?

Speaker 11 (01:09:59):
Do what cup?

Speaker 3 (01:10:01):
I fear?

Speaker 15 (01:10:03):
Well, now when I go and getting a grasp of water,
it's it's just free.

Speaker 5 (01:10:08):
Yeah, I didn't know.

Speaker 3 (01:10:10):
It's I just paid, you know, took the lady out,
paid the bill and that was it. Then when I
looked at.

Speaker 15 (01:10:15):
The receipts, to damn, he said, yeah, that that coffee
going up too.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
Coffee Yeah, coffee ga. People who pay coffee here?

Speaker 2 (01:10:23):
Uh huh?

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
People who pay like eight nine dollars for their coffee drink?
That seems pretty crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:10:28):
He's right, though, Like water, like the fancy designer alkaline
water bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
I mean, you're paying a ton of money.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
And why really it really is going along the waves
of drinking things Stanley cupps, Why why I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (01:10:48):
Ninety nine seven.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
Oh finally, this one's for the guys in expensive brand
tools like the Weekend Warrior nailing some hammer and nailing
some nails in the hand. You don't need Stanley snap
on tools or whatever it is. You can get by
with the cheaper tools if you're just doing a little
weekend work.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
I got one, Kelly, can you think of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:13):
I mean, I can there they Okay, I get sucked
in to really great targeted advertising.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
I'm a great. Yeah, I'm a sucker.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
Any type of skincare that's just beyond the sort of
moisturizer and moisturizer.

Speaker 12 (01:11:34):
To me is a sucker deals so much expensive lotion
and drops, all that hyaluronic acid and your vitamin C
and your vitamin E and the droppers and the sprays
and the I mean, it's just it.

Speaker 4 (01:11:53):
Yeah, just get some moisturizer.

Speaker 3 (01:11:56):
That's it. That's all you said, Blair. Tell who's this? Hello? Blitz?

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
You know no, I guess now somebody said Apple iphons.

Speaker 3 (01:12:08):
Oh, yeah, that's gonna be expensive. BLITZI, who's this Riley?
What is not worth the money? Man?

Speaker 9 (01:12:18):
Have you ever gone to like a Blue Jackets game,
or like a Crew game or something like that and
bought a beer?

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
Right right? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
You a small beer?

Speaker 15 (01:12:28):
It is the same amount of beer as the large,
and the large is like twelve thirteen dollars and the
small is like eight. A lot of times, yeah, small
beer eight dollars ain't worth nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
That's that's true.

Speaker 5 (01:12:39):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
A lot of you get that draft beer and a
lot of times after all they do is change the
shape of the cup to make it look bigger, but
it's really not.

Speaker 3 (01:12:47):
Oh yeah, yeah, I got you, man, Oh I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Eight hundred and eight two one. Thanks so much for
call eight hundred two one seven zero blitz Ye, who's
this jac What's not worth the money?

Speaker 15 (01:13:00):
Joining an environmental group that trying to bann die hydro
monal oxide.

Speaker 3 (01:13:06):
YEP, couldn't agree more.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
I hate when they try and ban the dry hydro
mated co copside.

Speaker 3 (01:13:13):
It's e worst man. You leave my dry o kainda
coming hop side alone.

Speaker 5 (01:13:21):
Do you know what dihydro monside is?

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
I absolutely know what try hard dye coming side being
hard as it is? Well, you're hand motioning what is
it water?

Speaker 9 (01:13:36):
Water?

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
I didn't know that h two? Oh yeah, okay, Well
I feel really really dumb now, thank you for calling
it the show make me feel like an idiot?

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Un dolesie, who's this.

Speaker 11 (01:13:51):
Chuck?

Speaker 3 (01:13:51):
What is not worth the money.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Return?

Speaker 8 (01:13:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:59):
I've had a feeling. One of those were comment thanks, Yeah. Probably.

Speaker 6 (01:14:05):
Can I just say things like and I know, Kelly,
I'll say they're beautiful and they're made so well. But
when you're paying like eight hundred dollars for a purse
because it's got the name coach on it, oh, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:14:14):
I go wait.

Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
That goes along with a lot of the just fashion
in general, like the slap a name on it and
all of a sudden it's worth right godly, then.

Speaker 5 (01:14:23):
They buy it and then they go look at me
and my coach purse.

Speaker 3 (01:14:26):
Yeah, of course it's a status symbol. That's what it is.
Light some of the blot right now right.

Speaker 13 (01:14:33):
The three things you need to know before you.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Go two days the autumnal equinox, first day of fall
for Earth's northern hemisphere.

Speaker 4 (01:14:43):
Fall officially arrives at two nineteen this afternoon.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
At this point the plant's annual orbit, the sun appears
directly over the equator, producing essentially the same amount of
time in daylight and darkness over today's twenty four hours.
So twelve days of light, twelve twelve days, twelve hours
of light, twelve.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Hours of dark. Okay, yeah, pretty neat.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
Guess who is back in the courtroom today? Karen read
Baby her murder trials over. She was acquitted, right, but
she has been civilly sued by the family of her
former boyfriend, John O'Keefe, and they will, you know, select
a jury, et cetera, and so forth. But she will
be back in the courtroom this afternoon, and the whole thing,

(01:15:30):
I guess is going to begin again. But I sort
of think it's a no holds barred situation where you
can introduce a lot of stuff that she wasn't her
attorney wasn't able to, okay introduce, And he said it's
going to be a full on defense there is.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
They are not pulling any punches on this one.

Speaker 3 (01:15:47):
Are you going to be following a lot?

Speaker 4 (01:15:50):
Will I'll be paying attention to this absolutely?

Speaker 3 (01:15:52):
Are we going to need to Are we going to
need to reach into the archives and pull.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Out you know they when they when I have some
juicy to report, all right, The House Energy and Commerce
Committee has passed a compromised version of the Am Radio
for Every Vehicle Act. The legislation is intended to stop
automaker's plans to remove free AM radio receivers from cars

(01:16:18):
and to force listeners to pay for all audio services.
So they want to keep AM radio in cars. The
Congress does. But the compromise in this is that the
law is going to sunset in eight years, so eight
years from now they're going to have to fight this
all over again. But the vote does move this legislation

(01:16:39):
to the full House for a vote. Now, AM radio
stations do provide a lot of information and emergency alerts
to the public, and like you said, am radio is
capable of reaching people in areas where other communication methods
like sell networks and the internet might fail during an
emergency or a doesnig. So they're saying AM radio will

(01:17:02):
be there for you. It has a huge broad reach
and very reliable signal and can provide crucial information in
times of disaster.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
How are those people in you know, tiny Middle Ohio
going to know when the aliens start landing.

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
That's right, you don't have the AM radio.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
It's AM radio.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
It's also in you know, like on nine to eleven
all of that crap happened, and there were some places
you could get AM and ham radio was the only
it was the only way you could communicate down in
New York City.

Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Now automakers are saying, look, it's it's an extra cost.
We don't want to we don't want to spend because
nobody listens to AM radio. This is what they're saying,
and which is not quite true. The people are listening
to AM radio. It is, you know, the dwindling listenership.
But there are people who listen. But they say it
is really a technical challenge for them when it comes

(01:17:53):
to electrical vehicles because there's some electromagnetic interference between the
AM radio signal and they're components.

Speaker 1 (01:18:01):
Right, I'm totally down with this on one condition. The
car companies come out and they give us a number.
Is it how much is it to put an AM rate?
How much will you save producing your car if you
take out the AM radio? Are you gonna save twenty
five hundred dollars? So let's call it let's call it
two grand. Right, So then I want to see two
grand taking off the price of every single car, and then.

Speaker 3 (01:18:25):
I'll be on board with it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
If they take it, they take out, if they take
out the AM radio talking about you know, it's not
cost effective, there's problems, we're just wasting money. No one
listens to it, and then they keep the car the
same price.

Speaker 4 (01:18:37):
Right, yeah, no, they're definitely not passing the savings onto year. Right,
there's no way, you're right?

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
Those are your three things?

Speaker 3 (01:18:46):
All right? Are you like me out there tat it up?
Or are you like thick and tattoo free, clean clean, Well,
apparently tattoos are good for you, really, and if you
don't have any, you might want to consider adding out
and getting some because two new pieces of information, one

(01:19:07):
being they found out that people who underwent four or
more tattoo sessions had a fifty six percent lower risk
for melanoma compared to those who don't have any. Ink
they also found it is that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Yeah, they also found people with three or more large
tattoos had a seventy four percent lower melanoma risk.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
Okay, how is this happening?

Speaker 11 (01:19:30):
What is it?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:35):
It doesn't say.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Why, Well, I didn't read the whole article. I'm reading
you the highlights there. Let me get into and let
me get into the uh.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Powerful ink there.

Speaker 1 (01:19:44):
I guess it doesn't protect the skin, and is that
everywhere just where the tattoo is, well, I have to
assume that it would be everywhere or or I guess
maybe if you have large tattoos and it's better protection
for your skin.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
I'm just telling you, if you have tattoos, you got
a lower risk of melanoma. That's what I'm telling you.
But there's another reason you should be tatted up AI
because there's been a round of videos on TikTok where
people are saying, and some scientists are kind of backing
this up, saying, if you have tattoos with everything going

(01:20:26):
on with deep fakes and AI and things like that,
it would be harder for AI to copy you in
pictures or video because of internacies in your tattoos. So
they're saying, if you want to not be uh you know,
deep faked, then go ahead get yourself a tattoo or

(01:20:48):
two and it might help you from being you know, copied.

Speaker 5 (01:20:51):
That's a great point.

Speaker 3 (01:20:52):
Yeah, just something to think about. Not to mention. Tattoos
are cool, just be warned they are addictive. Get one,
you're gonna want another one, and another one and another one.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
Make sure you get something that you definitely want. Yeah forever.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
Yeah, I got I got to cover ups. Oh yeah,
for sure. At least at least you can do that.
You can do that, Yes, absolutely, so go get your tats. Now,
let's see if we can learn you something. Sit up
and pay attention.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
Yeah, let's look at some stuff on on Monday morning,
Little tidbits you can take with you throughout the day,
like this one. And if you happen to come across
a young lady today and you feel the urge to
call her dude, you might say duets, but do that
is not the correct word for a female dude.

Speaker 3 (01:21:40):
It's do deane.

Speaker 5 (01:21:42):
Do dean?

Speaker 3 (01:21:43):
Huh?

Speaker 11 (01:21:44):
Why?

Speaker 13 (01:21:45):
Why don't dean?

Speaker 5 (01:21:47):
Doesn't make any sense?

Speaker 6 (01:21:49):
Or no, there's just no that's wrong to do dying,
that's wrong, there's no real there's nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
According to the Mariam Abstra Dictionary, do dyne?

Speaker 5 (01:22:00):
Why how does that? I mean?

Speaker 3 (01:22:02):
Do?

Speaker 5 (01:22:02):
That makes more sense?

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
You would think it's the English language.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
There are no rules, you dined, Uh, there's enough water
in Lake Superior to cover the entire land mass of
both both North and South America in about a foot
of water. Wow, And that it is the largest lake
in national lake in the world. But yeah, enough to

(01:22:28):
cover both North and South America in about a foot
of water.

Speaker 3 (01:22:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:22:32):
Well, you know, I've read so many stories about how
World War three will be fought over water because of
a water shortage around the world, Like not because you
can't drink ocean water, right, you know, but water that
we can consume.

Speaker 5 (01:22:45):
We think the big target's gonna be.

Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Right, that we got to protect them big time.

Speaker 1 (01:22:52):
There have been persistent rumors that parts of the Lion
King and Pocahontas were actually animated in North Korea, but.

Speaker 3 (01:23:00):
Disney has always denied it. And I don't really see
what the big deal is. I was just gonna say,
why deny it, right, like if you're animated, maybe just
because it's North Korea and you really don't nor I
didn't think about it. Yeah, North Korea, and they need
jobs to that is true.

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
Paung was never supposed to be released, what, Yeah, it's
obviously like the first original video.

Speaker 6 (01:23:26):
Games do anything I can remember before Atari? Right, you know,
it was just you know, it's back when you had
that little too like rabbit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:33):
Ears you had to screw onto the back of your TV.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Yah.

Speaker 7 (01:23:36):
You know it was no hdm irony that u hft
h u hf yeah, yeah yeah, and then all you
had were the two paddles in this little box in
the middle.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
I had it developerd Atari made it during a training exercise,
and then the Atari founders liked it so much that
they decided to take it to the public, and of
course we wanted it. We get video games is the
beginning of it all.

Speaker 1 (01:23:58):
And finally u Rex created the first latex condom in
the nineteen twenties, the first condom with lubricant in the
nineteen fifties, and the first condom company website in nineteen
ninety six.

Speaker 3 (01:24:11):
Innovators, pioneers of condom.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
In the condom world. Absolutely, here you go, learning to
some stuff. On a Monday morning, ninety ninety seven, The
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