The Accidental Drive Thru Fart and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 10-16-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:06):
I wanted to do a Thursday, a high of sixty
seventh on the skystage.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
Should be a gorgeous fall day.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
Lots to do, lots talk about gotcha incarceration tickets before
you can even buy them. We're gonna do that about
seven forty five this morning. Everybody ready for school picture today.
We got the email. I sure got the email yesterday.
Give little heads up.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
That takes planning.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
We gotta do these these new like station and morning
show pictures. So I had to spend time last night
cleaning up, shaven, doing all the things.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
I even manscaped, just in case. You never know, You
never know, you never know what kind of pictures they
want to be.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
A keyword is tasteful here? Yeah, you know, yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
But you know, maybe maybe if they want some some
mankini shots. I wanted to make sure I didn't look
like I was ran Kim Kardashian's nude Harry Skims.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Yes, So just made sure everything was on the up
and up.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You know, I always sweat it over what to wear
for these pictures. In this year, I thought, you know what,
I'm not anymore. I'm done sweating it. I have got
an inner librarian dying to get out, and she's here, Baby,
she's here. I am not worried about looking cool, which
I usually am, like the entire time I've been at
the Blitz, I'm like, I don't think I'm like I

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look cool enough to work here. I look like I
work in a library. And you know what, baby, it
is what it is.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
It is what it is except what it is absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I mean, Auntie Kelly, all right, I'm your auntie.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
There's nothing wrong with that. Great, thank you. I didn't
hear that from you.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yeah, it's all good.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
You can tell who in this studio has been married
the longest in forstance. But you guys look cool there.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
There was some decision making. Yeah, I actually got it
because I told Laura and she's like, what do you
can wear?

Speaker 2 (02:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
She started like picking out clothes, and I'm like, pump
the brakes. I did bring a backup shirt, souse. I know,
if we're going to take like all pictures one outfit,
are going to change it up a little bit so
it looks like it's a say, you know, a different
day or something.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
So I brought up, oh wow, I got two shirts?
You do? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:25):
One of them is one. One of them was a
gift from you. It what did I get you goony shirt?

Speaker 3 (02:33):
You got me a gooney shirt too?

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, the chunk.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Each other shirts.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
I'll run out before pictures. They grab you a card
again or something that's okay.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
We've got about a thousand Blitz shirts in here.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I need to change.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
I think I can get one of those.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
How are you great? Something good?

Speaker 3 (02:54):
Yeah, everything's great?

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Checking out books and.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Stamp in the borrowing card. Well, I bet I'm the
only one who knows the Dewey decimal system.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Decimal system.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
If you, if you, if you need a good laugh
and you're bored at work today, can jump on your
phone or jump on the net and look up silent library.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
Oh, silent library. Yes. So they usually get four guys.

Speaker 1 (03:24):
Sitting at a table and there are four cards in
front of them, and on the count of three, everybody
grabs a card, and then I count of three, everybody
flips them over, and three cards have like a smiley face,
and one card has a red X and the card
guy who got a red X has something done to them.
And the setting is a library. But they have to
try and keep quiet. But it's like getting your nipple
snapped with a rubber band and getting like pie in

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your face.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Quiet jackass, exactly exactly what it is.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
That's exactly what it is, Quiet Jackass. Yes, but some
of the videos are pretty funny. It started in Japan, obviously,
all the funny crazy stuff starts over.

Speaker 2 (04:01):
Yeah, so look it up. How are you think I'm
doing good?

Speaker 4 (04:06):
I posted a picture on the blitz facebook page. If
we go check it out, just my little happy harvest everybody.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Okay, yeah, all right, I'm getting tons of comments already,
people wanting wanting you to hand deliver some goods.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
All that are just you know, other people who are
doing the same, And now I'm getting pictures of theirs.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
And you know, what you want to have is like
one of those little farm stands out in front. You
know people do that in the country just to have
a little weed stands.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Yeah, you need to make some good.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Money, honor system. They have a bowl out there. You
toss a couple bucks in and take take your son's
wid bit.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah all right, well let's get going out Thursday Blitz
Morning Trivia. Thick What you got all right? Twenty five
bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:50):
So you know the Major League Baseball League Series Championships
are going on. The Dodgers are currently playing the Brewers.
Dodgers up two games to none, and both those games
were one in Milwaukee where the Dodgers team was staying
at this hotel, but some of the players refused to
stay at the hotel and went to stay at other hotels.

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Why did they refuse to stay at the team hotel?
Be the first one to tell us at eight hundred
and eight two one ninety nine to seven oh, texted
in and you'll get the gift card.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Highly suspect there in casey hadn't heard. They're playing Blitzmoss. Yes, Saturday,
December thirteenth, KEM belive going to be a great show.
Tickets go on sale tomorrow ten am.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
But if you'll want to win them, you can do that.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Ronnie's got them during the five pm hour, So tune
in for that and just know, set your alarm on
your phone for ten am because the first two hundred
tickets are going to be sold for nineteen dollars and
ninety seven cents, and then they do go up to
twenty five bucks after that, but even twenty five bucks
at that bat for what's going to be an amazing.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Show, especially these days time.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, absolutely so, highly suspect Keim Alive. Blitzmoss Saturday, December thirteenth, tickets.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
I'm sale tomorrow at ten am. XS dot Com. Always
loved Blitz. Great party. I can't wait me. Yeah, you're first.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, let's get the answer for real Blize Morning Trivia.

Speaker 4 (06:08):
All right. Dodgers playing the Brewers right now in the
National League Championship Series. They just finished the first two
games in Milwaukee. Dodgers won them both. But the team
hotel the Dodgers were staying in, uh, some of the
Dodgers players refused.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
To stay there and went to other hotels.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
The question was, why did they refuse because it's supposedly haunted.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Okay, stop, oh seriously, I.

Speaker 4 (06:32):
Mean it's it's it's known as Baseball's most haunted hotel.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Man, I know right now, stop it.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Mookie Betts he wasn't having it now He's like, nope,
he didn't even know why it's haunted, doesn't want to know,
just would not stay there.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
And then this one was funny though. Ti Oscar Hernandez
he's not afraid of it. He didn't care.

Speaker 4 (06:51):
But his wife is with him on the trip, and
she refused to stay there, so they had to.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Go get the hotel. That's hilarious, Tyler Nichols from Miller's Port.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
First one to text and the correct answers got twenty
five bucks the waterbeds here.

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
What if though, right like, you probably can be like,
I don't care, I don't whatever. But if you were
set to stay in a haunted hotel, if like that
was your job and they got booked you a room
in a haunted hotel, you got a decision to make.
You have a decision to make. Sorry for my poor English,
but yeah, you have a decision to make. And I'm thinking,
I don't think anything's gonna happen, but also I probably

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won't get any sleep waiting for something to happen.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I would you have a decision to make? Are you
scared of ghosts or are you a grown ass adult?
That's your decision to make. It is called the Fister Hotel.
Oh no, I be more worried.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
About staying there a hotel. That's why I'm not staying
there because I don't want to.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Be fisty PF A ghost not a manet er yeah,
over the ear.

Speaker 4 (08:02):
Several players have reported so many mysterious happenings there.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
Okay, I'm just hey, I don't believe in goes, so
I wouldn't care. I'm cuddling up our room for me. Congratulations, Tyler.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
Hey, let's start off your Thursday morning with some things
to worry about. Okay, this is unfortunate. We have said,
and we have known for a while that we are
a larger country. And I don't mean land mass, I
don't mean population, I mean body body mass.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
Like food.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
We like our food. Yes.

Speaker 1 (08:37):
In fact, for the past many years, it has been
known that about forty percent of Americans fall into the
obese category.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
That's just a fact.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
And basically what they would do is they would measure
your BMI, your body mass index, and if your BMI
was at a certain percentage, you were in the obese category. Well,
now scientists and researchers have changed all that much, Like
remember what was it, probably ten years ago or so
they changed the food pyramid and what you're supposed to eat.

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They're like, no, no, he's everything we knew before all wrong.

Speaker 3 (09:13):
You're all dying of cancer. You've revised it right now, you.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Got to eat more of this and let's do that that.

Speaker 1 (09:19):
Well, they have now changed the definition and how they
classify BMI, and fun fact, seventy percent of Americans robes.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
Oh, they made more of us obese, way more of
us gonic.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
Yeah, I like what.

Speaker 3 (09:33):
There are certain stores who have decided that like a
size six, say is actually like a size eight. Like
they've made us feel better downsizing our clothing, like, oh
my gosh, I'm a tune.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
Now, yeah, they just happened to scrape off the one
in front of it because you're really well exactly now,
here's the deal.

Speaker 1 (09:58):
So it used to be they would measure BMI and
you fall into a category, but now they have changed
that where it's not just about BMI anymore.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
Now it is BMI.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
With some new uh basically categories basically including a waste circumference,
waste to height ratio, waste to hip ratio, and so
if you have you can still have a lower BMI,
but if you fall into one of these other categories,
you are considered.

Speaker 4 (10:29):
Right, Like, if I have a low a lower BMI,
but a big waste, then I still fall into the
obesity categories up.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Basically, Yeah, so they're calling them anthropometric measurements. And so
if you have a certain BMI, your obese. But if
you have a lower BMI and one of the anthropometric measures,
then you're obese. And if you have a low BMI
but two of the anthropometric measures, you are obese. So

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now seventy percent of America's obese.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Right, anthropometric anthropometric Never heard that word in my life.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
Yep, BMI plus anthropometric obesity.

Speaker 4 (11:11):
It's funny, you know, people from other countries come here
and they can't believe the portion sizes at rest, absolutely,
you know. So you have these massive portions everywhere and
all these all you can eat buffets everywhere. That's part
of the problem. That is absolutely part of the process.
My grandmother alway said, it's not what you eat, it's
how much you eat.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
And there's some tribering moderation for sure. But here's some
good news. We may not have to worry about how
obests we are and dying of cancer or dying of
heart attacks and things.

Speaker 2 (11:38):
Like that, because.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
They found yesterday a US Air Force nuclear capable B
fifty two H Strato fortress flying.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
Over Texas and no one knows.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
Why this is the uh not the high subsonic plane
that can reach altitudes of fifty thousand feet has been
used to carry large, massive payloads, including nuclear weapons, anywhere
in the world.

Speaker 2 (12:09):
Took off from.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
Louisiana, was seen flying around the southern parts of Oklahoma
and the northern parts of Texas.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
And no one is saying.

Speaker 3 (12:17):
Why right for the forehead baby mission?

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Maybe setting up for something.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
Maybe man I like it as a show of force,
but you just never know what's going on.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
You never know what's going on. But preparations right right
oparation don't want that because usually a lot of times
they'll say, hey, we're gonna be training this, We're gonna
be training that.

Speaker 1 (12:43):
I remember living in Colorado Springs and we had Fort
Carson and there was a lot of empty land out
there and they would do training exercise all the time.
But you would actually hear it on the news. If
you hear explosions, just know the one hundred and first
is doing training exercises in this part of the Mountain
North as part of Fort Carson. And so you'd be
prepared for it because you'd be walking down the street

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downtown and you would hear and you're like, what in
the Yeah, So Anyways, all of that, we may not
have to worry about a BC or anything else from
that matter.

Speaker 2 (13:14):
We'll see what happens.

Speaker 4 (13:16):
Okay, Why why it's so dumb? Why do people make
things that can blow up the world?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
I'm why, Like you said, Kelly right in the forehead,
not so breaking news.

Speaker 2 (13:30):
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together,
oh man.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
First story takes us over the White Plains, New York.
This would suck so bad.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Thankfully no one was hurt, but one guy was there
when it happened. The fifth floor of a parking garage
out of nowhere, ended up on the fourth floor of
the parking garage, which then partially ended up on the
third floor of the parking garage. They're not sure exactly
what happened yet, but yes, this gentleman had just parked

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his car, walked away, headed towards the elevator to take
the elevator down through the parking garage. Heard a loud
noise and then an extreme bang. Turned around.

Speaker 1 (14:14):
There was fifth floor to fourth floor and then partially
to the third floor as the parking garage just came
crashing down and two dozen cars are now no longer drivable.
Let's put it that way. Yeah, no longer drivable. So
now obviously they're looking not only at the integrity of

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that parking garage too little, too late, they're looking at
the integrity of other parking garages as well. And I
guess I didn't realize this, but when something like this happens,
they have to and there's no exact information on like
how old the parking garage is, but they now have
to go through paperwork to find out who built the
parking garage because then they want to find, doubt what

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other things were built by this company, and they have
to do a deep dive to make sure that everything
else is copasetic and on the up and up from
the other things that they built.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Don't they do inspections on these things from time to time?
You would think, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
They pancake. They're like, well, we be inspect that, right.

Speaker 1 (15:21):
Right, But I mean, how many times have we heard that,
you know, there aren't enough people to get around to
expect the things. You know, the inspections are taking place
as much as they should because we don't have enough
people to get around to inspect all the things that
they should or we all know about companies taking shortcuts
and you know, so.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
You know, can I just say side note, I hate
parking garages. I hate them.

Speaker 1 (15:42):
My favorite thing about parking garages is whatever material they
make them out of, it sounds like you're drifting, even
if you're going one mile an hour.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
You're like every time you make a turn.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
They actually just did that at the UH at the
Krow or over on Roberts and Hilliard Rome Road, that
whole shopping center right there. They repaved in front of
the Ace Hardware and the Kroger. And now when you
drive through the parking lot, every car.

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Is just like no matter what.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
I just don't like like parking on the third floor
of a parking garage. But then when you leave, it
feels like you're like you're doing so many Like you
do three circles to get to your space, but you
do like nine circles to get out.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
There's a what is that?

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Well in downtown Detroit they have the Hollywood Casino. It's
you know, same one that we have here, but their parking.

Speaker 2 (16:38):
Garage is the way out is a spy. It's not
even like drive and make a turn and then drive.
It's a spiral, So if you're on like if you're
on the eighth floor, you're just all the way down
nor I hate it so much.

Speaker 4 (16:57):
Parking garage is the worst if you're if you're like
high up in one and you're coming from an event,
like if you go to a big concert at Nation
Arena and you're on the fifth floor, you better pack food, water,
because you're gonna be there for all.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Especially if it's like pay on the way out and
so much credit card isn't working and then you gotta
wait for them or the gates broke in. Oh it'll
take It'll take an hour to get more. Absolutely start.
Number two takes this stary.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Number two takes us over to Austin, Texas. Man, if
you plan on dying in peace and not having your
body messed with, don't die in Texas. Because two people
just had their cases dismissed after being accused of corpse
experimentation at an Austin mortuary. Apparently, these two doctors were

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getting bodies that were getting ready for cremation or burial,
but they were doing scientific experiments on the corpses. They
were like disconnecting body parts to see if certain body
parts decayed before other body parts. They were removing items
to the removing body parts to look inside before sewing

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them back up. Yeah, they were doing their own little experiment.
They were not making skin suits. They were not at
gaming the whole thing. But they did get the case dismissed.
The abuse of human corpses without legal authority was dismissed
against both of these people. So apparently they're just saying, Okay, sure,

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go ahead, mess with the dead bodies. They're dead. They
don't know what EV's.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
Like that.

Speaker 1 (18:46):
So again, if if you plan on kicking it anytime
soon now, if you're if you're all about donating your
body to silence science, fine head on over to Texas.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
They'll do it.

Speaker 1 (18:56):
But if you don't want that, then I would have
Texas Austin specifically for sure.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
That is you're not so breaking news.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Hey, real quick, I want to let you know that
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Speaker 2 (19:36):
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Speaker 4 (19:56):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (19:56):
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nine seven O.

Speaker 1 (20:00):
I know we talked about this before, and this is
you know, by no means any groundbreaking new radio discussion
that has happened. But i want you to think of
one of the most embarrassing things that ever happened to you.
Because I'm sitting on the couch yesterday as Norah went
to her home office where she works up in Detroit
because she works from home, but like once a month

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or social drive up to work from the office, and
she did exactly that yesterday, but she'll then turn around
and drive right home. And so I'm sitting on the
couch yesterday afternoon, and all of a sudden, my FaceTime
goes off and she's kind of red faced, and I
can see some tears, and I'm like, oh my god,
what's wrong. But the tears kind of as I am

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listening waiting for her talk, they turned to laughter.

Speaker 2 (20:45):
She's laughing so hard, she's crying, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
And she goes, I have to tell you what just happens.
I said, okay, she said, don't think less of me.
I said, oh my god, I can't wait to hear
this story, because she says that I know there's something good.
She stayed at the office until just after lunchtime. And
working at a doctor's office at this particular family practitioner,

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of course, they always have the drug reps come in
and the medical equipment reps come in to try and
sell the doctors on stuff, and they tend to use
bribery a lot. By bribery, I mean, they usually bring
in lunch for the office. So it was like free
lunch every day. And so they got lunch yesterday and
it happened to be that the rep brought in Thai food.

Speaker 2 (21:32):
Nora loves type food, so she had herself some tie food.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
She then got ready for her drive home, which of
course she leaves at like four point thirty in the
morning to get to the office by the time shoot
that it opens, and then she works her three quarters
of a day and that has to drive home. So
on her way home, she stopped to get herself with
a nice little iced coffee because she wants to make
sure she stays awake and everything for the drive home.
And she tells me she's getting ready to pull up

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to the window and boy to that Thai food hitter,
and she's like, I couldn't help it.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
And she's like, dear God, I had to roll down
my own window.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
So she rolls down her window just as she pulls
up to the Starbucks drive through window.

Speaker 3 (22:18):
No, he hot box support drive through person.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
Well, and this is the way she described it was
was when they open up the drive through window, it
kind of because you're pretty close to the drive through window,
it creates a bit of a vacuum. So when they
opened up the window, it sucks the arrow, she said.
She said, She said, the guy at the window knew instantly.

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His face changed so quick. She was so vacant. She
was like, it was like a hot twenty four year
old am a Jersey guy. It was like it was like,
uh no, here's your coffee. He did the taste it.

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She just kept her eyes forward and put her hand out.
She wasn't even looking when she reached for the coffee
to put her hands out. Wow.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
And now she says she was so mad because this
is the one that is like easiest to access when
she leaves work.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
On her drive home, she's like, I gotta go out
of the way now. I can never go back to
that Starbucks. It was the worst possible moment. Oh my gosh,
I mean cheers and she was so mad. She goes, oh,
and well, and here's the other part. She goes. She

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goes not to mention at that exact moment, Adam was
the thirteen year old who's on his trip to Washington,
DC right now, was sending her pictures and they were
visiting the Holocaust Museum. And she's like, I just felt
like I put him in the guy's chamber. The worst
thing ever. It was the worst timing of all time.

Speaker 1 (24:33):
Oh god, man, Yeah, when you think it might dissipate
before you get to the window and it just doesn't.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Or when when you have that going on and you're
trying to keep it in and sometimes it escapes, Yeah,
it slips out, and you're like, oh god, I hope
nobody heard that.

Speaker 2 (24:54):
Yeah, wait, like I think I know, God, don't smell.
Don't smell, don't smell.

Speaker 1 (24:58):
I had one we were at we were at some
family holiday something. All around the kitchen there were probably
I don't know fifteen family members and I had one.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
And I kept it quiet. It was it was it
was silent. It was silent, but literally one of the
family members thought like the garbage disposal had backed up.

Speaker 3 (25:20):
They were like, what that's best case scenario though, because
nobody knows. Nobody knows, you ever have to admit to it.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
But it was like it was like the Spider Man meme,
like you you you ever?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Almost pointing at each other? Was that you? Was that you? What?
What just happened?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Like if like Kelly and other people who owned dogs,
they can always just blame the dogs, blame the dog, right, Yeah?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh man, I thanked her.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
I said, hold on as she's like getting towards the end,
of the strides and hold on.

Speaker 2 (25:48):
Shees, what are you doing? And she and then because
she knows me, she goes.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
No, you're not putting that in your phone, because I
put all the show notes in my garden.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
And I was like, yes, I am right now. She
had Oh I had to know. That's a given.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
That's just happened, given in this relationship, that it is
coming on the show.

Speaker 2 (26:07):
No matter what. Now the three things you need to
know before you go.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
The family of Ohio state football commit Jamiir Brown is
suing the Ohio High School Athletic Association over its name,
image and likeness rules. Brown's parents say the Hubert Heights
junior should be allowed to profit from his athletics success.
Why it was one of just six states still banning
high school athletes from nil deals. I literally had no
ideal that high school athletes were had ANIL teams did

(26:38):
not know that either. I guess we are in the
minority in states that do allow nil deals for high
school athletes.

Speaker 2 (26:47):
I think that's taking it a bit too.

Speaker 3 (26:48):
It's wild.

Speaker 2 (26:50):
College. I agree with, are you school school?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
Is interesting? But the lawsuit was filed this week in
Franklin County Common Police Court YouTube has resolved all issues
with the plat form after hundreds of thousands of users
reported issues watching videos last night. In fact, YouTube TV
and YouTube music also I had issues at about eight
fifteen pm users getting error messages when they tried to
play videos. But everything is back up and running just fine.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Oh that's what was wrong. Oh did you experience a
certain things that I had saved? I couldn't play them.

Speaker 4 (27:19):
I mean he would just sit there and buffering and
just okay, not everything.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
But some that's so, you know, just very unusual, weird.

Speaker 3 (27:28):
Britney Spears issue to response after her ex husband Kevin
Federline made claims about her parenting and his new memoir
You Thought You Knew was coming out next week. Excerpts
were out this week, but The New York Times published it,
and there was a wild claim made that when the
X couple's two sons were teens, they awoke to find
Britney staring at them in the doorway with a knife

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in her hand, and he federal Line also says in
the book that he believes Britney's headed for disaster if
no one helps her. So she of course, her favorite
outlet is Instagram. That's where she poaches post to posts
all strange dance videos and all that, and she responded
in just sort of a worded post saying, in part quote,
the constant gaslighting from ex husband is extremely hurtful and exhausting.

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I've always pleaded and screamed to have a life with
my boys. I felt demoralized by the situation. She goes
on to say, trust me, those white lies in that book,
they're going straight to the bank. And I'm the only
one who generally gets genuinely gets hurt here. I don't
like that she called it white lies. Just seems like
tiny lies. I would be like, that is an absolute,

(28:32):
bald face, enormous lie.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
See, but I'm more inclined to believe her now for
admitting that there were some crazy moments, So white lies
seems to fit that. Kevin's you exaggerating what happened, And
I fully believe he would be the type to exaggerate
stories for drama, to try and sell books to make money. Yes,

(28:57):
so I'm I'm on.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
Okay, Yeah, oh, I I am always on her side.
I love Brittany. I feel horrible for her, but yeah,
so she's basically I think called more called out her
sons than anything. In this post, she didn't really address
Kevin other than saying that he's gaslighting her, and then
the rest of it was just about her boys. I've

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always wanted to spend time with you. I've always loved you.
It's very difficult with teenagers, but you're you know, you're adults. Now,
they're responsible.

Speaker 2 (29:31):
Yeah, let them tell a story, let them come out,
and if they make the decision not to great, that's
on them.

Speaker 3 (29:38):
Well, I kind of feel like she sort of lumps
them in saying you told your dad's stories and it's
not fair. It's not fair that you That's kind of
how I read it. But anyway, I don't know, I
feel we.

Speaker 2 (29:50):
Can make our own assumptions. Yeah, saying I could totally
see Kevin Federline exaggerating things for more drama to sell books.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
Yeah, and using the kid between the two. This seems
like a very sad situation. All right, Anyway, those are
your three things.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Okay, Well, if you're keeping track, you got four paychecks
left until Christmas, and if you need a little bit
extra money, here you go.

Speaker 1 (30:14):
It's that time of the year. Amazon is starting the process.
They're going to hire it up to or close to
two hundred and fifty thousand people for the holidays. Full time,
part time, just seasonal work.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Twenty three dollars an hour. Not too bad.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
Here's the other thing. Even part time employees get benefits.
That's nice, got it. That's that's pretty good.

Speaker 3 (30:38):
So you see the stress mud, maybe it might be stressful.
You have to be able to handle stress, I think,
don't you think?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
Or no, well, one of two things. You either have
to handle stress or be in really good shape, because yes,
I guarantee there's going to be a lot happening very fast.
Or you have to be able to lift heavy packages,
you know, run from door to door, sorry thing back
and forth, back and forth. Now, most of these positions

(31:07):
are going to be in fulfillment and transportation network, not
necessarily drivers. So it's going to be more like in
the UH warehouses, right, you.

Speaker 3 (31:16):
Know I had an old roommate or work for ups
and the overnight shift doing like loading trucks and everything. Yeah,
why that's a lot like you are expected that you
have numbers to meet and all that. It's not just
an asual like tossing things into a semi job. This
is like you're meeting numbers, it's.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
One too much.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
How may packages are you loading into the truck at
a time in the manner?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
And I'm sure, absolutely so.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yeah, if you're if you really want to put a
little extra money in your pocket for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (31:45):
I don't know. Do we have like a Amazon fulfillment
center somewhere? Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I'm sure I would like to hear from people who
have worked there if it's worth twenty three bucks an hour.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I think Amazon's a tough place to work from what
year in the warehouse.

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Yeah, you have to bring you bring your own pea bottle,
Carrie said, Yes, there are deadlines and sense of urgency.
Very stressful.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
I see that, but it's just temporary. You can suck
it up, I guess, and make some kicks and coins.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
Yeah, eight weeks an hour's pretty good. That's pretty good
for a part time job.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
I need a casual version of that, like twenty three
bucks an hour. But basically it's just like you're you're
just you know, stress. Yeah, don't don't put stress on me.
I don't need the number, needing any numbers or deadlines. Uh,
that's not for me.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
Speaking of money, I love it when rich people fight
Smuckers is suing Trader Joe's over what over peanut butter
and jelly sandwiches?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
They should sue them? Did you see how similar the
packaging is? Come on?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
So the the The two arguing points are one, yes,
the packaging because both packages, the Uncrustables and the Trader
Joe's Frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches both show a
sandwich with a bite taken out of it. Yeah, that's
the that's their their first argument. Their second argument are

(33:18):
the the crimped out you know, the crypt outside of
the sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (33:25):
Really you're gonna sue over that?

Speaker 3 (33:27):
I agree? Do you know how long it takes to
like figure out how to put out a sandwich like
this and do it right there?

Speaker 1 (33:36):
I will say I have had other uh fro. I
haven't had the Trader Joe's ones. I have had other
frozen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
I don't know what on crustables does, but on Crustables
is on a whole another level.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Oh they are so good.

Speaker 3 (33:53):
Smokers is also suing Aldi over like packaging issues like
on their their the Aldi brand ore and yeah, I
mean they're so happy. Watch out Smuckers breathing down your nest.

Speaker 2 (34:05):
They're coming. Yeah, oh you poor rich people.

Speaker 1 (34:07):
Smuckers does not take issue with others in the marketplace
selling prepackaged frozen thaw and eat crustless sandwiches, but it
cannot allow others to use smuckers valuable intellectual property to
make such sales.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
See that's what I'm talking about. I want that kind
of job. Or I'm just walking around different stores trying
to look for somebody to sue.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Nope, you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
Oh that looks too much like this.

Speaker 1 (34:32):
But even looking at the packages, because Smuckers has got
like that tablecloth, you know, red and white, kind of
plaid look on their box.

Speaker 2 (34:41):
Yes, the Trader Joe's ones is all light blue.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
It's a solid color with a couple of the sandwiches
on the front like let it go.

Speaker 4 (34:48):
Okay, so Plumber James, this is interesting. Says that the
Great Value brand on crustables from Walmart, he will argue,
are better than the actual uncrustable.

Speaker 1 (34:58):
Really, yes, I will say, maybe I don't know about better,
but most certainly even tastes pressure. See Okay, that's hard
to beat because uncrustables, that's The one thing about uncrustables
is that soft bread that's hard to beat. But I
will say great value box macaroni and cheese is just
as good, if not better than craft box macaroni and cheese.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
I find that about most store brand crafting, and of
course most of it is some brand.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
It's just there's free package different here. You one hundred
percent correct, but.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
It's definitely not craft Doug.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I agree on crustable sprinkles, a little bit of crack
and the peanut butter. It makes it that much better hot. Yeah, fine,
not disagreeing with you there whatsoever. It's that time of
the week we get to visit one of my favorite websites,
f my Life, where people admit that things going wrong
in their lives so you can feel better about yours.
Like this person who says, I find video games very
unattractive and unmanly. I told the great guy that he

(35:54):
had to choose between me and his video games, and
he immediately told me he chose the video games and
then asked me to leave whatever loser.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
You can't do that. If you meet a gamer, they're
not giving up their games. You can't put that that. Uh,
you know that that that choice.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I don't get why you want to change somebody. They
are who they are. Why are you expecting something different?

Speaker 4 (36:15):
Well, people love to do I can turn them into
this right, no nod?

Speaker 2 (36:22):
Why and why though?

Speaker 4 (36:24):
Why are there so many women hate guys playing video
games because they're having fun without them?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Is? I mean? What is it? I mean, if you're not,
If you're not, people considered a childish. Oh, that's ridiculous.
If you're not. If you're not, you know, taking care
of responsibilities. I get it. If you're like just leaving
everything to decide, because that's all you're doing. I understand that.

Speaker 1 (36:41):
But today I woke up to a blood curdling scream
from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic
and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister
limping around in the nude. She just jumped out of
the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Now, up in a house.

Speaker 3 (36:58):
Like that, that's the exact house I grew up in.
You could not turn on the like the kitchen sink
without impacting the shower temperature.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We only had one bathroom, so if someone was in
the shower, you weren't using the bathroom anyways. But yes,
you couldn't use the kitchen sink, oh, because it was
absolutely gonna suck. Today I proposed to my girlfriend at
the museum where we met with a violinist playing her
favorite song. She said yes, but later she said she
felt put on the spot in public, and if I

(37:28):
had proposed in private, she probably would have said no.

Speaker 2 (37:32):
I'm in my feelings trying not to cry. Do you
do that?

Speaker 3 (37:35):
Yeah, so the answer is no, then right? Yes, I
mean I'm not accepting a yes if you tell me
it was made under because you were under public pressure.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
Today I discovered that the delicious beef jerky strips I've
been eating all week are actually the dog's teeth cleaning shoes.
You gotta look at the packaging, Gotta look at the package.
Today I stayed late at work to finish a project.
The lights and motion sensors activated and then they turned

(38:07):
off while I was in the bathroom. All I've had
that happen before. Sit in the bathroom too long, yes,
and the lights go out.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (38:14):
You gotta take like a lot of toilet paper and
like throw it up in the air, trying to set
something off.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
So the lights come back on.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
I stumbled out into the darkness and screamed when I
saw a shadowy figure in the in the hallway. It
was the janitor. He screamed too. We both apologize to
each other for way too long.

Speaker 3 (38:33):
I'd rather have the lights go out than that automatic
flush happened when I'm still sitting there, which does happen,
and then you get all wet, it's disgusting.

Speaker 2 (38:41):
Then you flush my wrist bram bound.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Yeah, that has happened in the past.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
Straight up Neptune's kiss right on the blue hoole.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
Neptune's kiss that water, and somehow the water always hits
the bull's eye.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
It's just yip right up the center. We met dirty
Penny right o. Man.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Today I tried to compliment a woman scarf by saying
that's a nice rap. She misheard me and thought I
said nice rack. She glared at me and loudly said
excuse me, in front of a whole bunch of people.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
She cut us said thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
She could have step kind of along those those same lines.
I wouldn't mind somebody said, hey, nice rack, really, hey,
why that in a long time?

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Today I walked out of my apartment to take the
trash out. The wind suddenly slammed the door shut behind me.
The problem I was only wearing boxers, My keys were inside,
the trash bag ripped in my hands, and my neighbor's
dog barked at me like he caught an intruder.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
What I'd be real careful on those winterdays.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
And finally, today, my ex boyfriend, with whom I've stayed
friends with, begged me to accompany him to the hospital
and act like we're still in love and now engaged.
In front one of his dying grandmother, who once greatly
supported our relationship. We both witnessed her last moments, her
last words.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
Who the hell are you? Oh?

Speaker 1 (40:11):
Damn, that's a bit of f my life. All right,
let's get into a blind top five. If you want
to play along, grab your pen and paper. This is
where we have a category and it's a top five,
but you're only given one at a time, and you

(40:31):
got to fill in your top five not knowing what's
coming next. So hopefully you don't end up with something
you hate at number two or number one. But you
never know. I know that happened last week. You got
real stuck. Kelly you had like your worst thing at
number one. But I will say I believe this is
going to be a very well I know for me,
it's going to be a very tough category because Thick

(40:52):
created this category, and this is a tough one.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
Thick. What is today's category? Bruce Willis movies not named
die Hard?

Speaker 4 (41:00):
Okay, okay, because everybody, if you don't have die Hard
number one, there's a you have a problem.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
There's only one other option, and I'm gonna see if
it's on your list that could be maybe tied with
die Hard.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
No, this is not just your favorite Bruce Willis movie.
This is your all time favorite movie. That is true.
Die Hard, that is true.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
How could I've ever seen die Hard? What else has
Bruce Willis been in? Come on, I have no clue, really,
not kidding you. What else did well?

Speaker 2 (41:32):
She has? She just doesn't know it? Well, no, really,
I'm really interested. Uh well, there's a TV show I know.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
That's the only thing I.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Know, Moonlighting? It is she has, she just doesn't have.
It's not popping in her When I.

Speaker 4 (41:48):
Say at least one of these movie titles, she's gonna
go of course, okay, you know, and then another one
she's gonna say that.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Get your pen and paper if you want to play along.
Top five Bruce Willis Movies, not die Hard, Thick. Here
we go.

Speaker 4 (42:02):
All right, Now, you might not have seen this one
because I'm gonna start with Unbreakable.

Speaker 3 (42:08):
Nope, no, damn, I'll just put it at number five.

Speaker 2 (42:16):
Okay, Well, I would hope you guys. Are you here
that goose? You just look like you're thinking really hard.
I am. You're good? Ready for the next huh? All right, Kelly,
you have to have heard of the Sixth Sense?

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh yeah, I love that movie.

Speaker 4 (42:35):
Okay, all right, I'm not sure about this one, Kelly,
but the fifth Element.

Speaker 2 (42:44):
We didn't get it? Oh yeah, okay, all right, Kelly.
You ever seen that movie Armageddon? Oh yeah, a long
time ago. Okay, And this one for me would run
close with Diehard. See this is what I'm thinking. The

(43:06):
Last Boy Scout, Oh okay, not what I was saying.
I guess pulp Fiction would have been too.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
I didn't use pulp fiction because it wasn't really his movie. Yeah,
I wanted these are Bruce Willis starring movie.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Okay, fair enough, and the last pulp fiction will be
the only thing. Yeah, then yes, as good as die Hards.
I would agree with that. It would be a one
point five to die Hard. Okay, I mean the Last
Boy Scout is pretty syterical. I'm pretty happy with my list.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I think I did it exactly right, even if I
knew the five beforehand, I did my list exactly right.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
Okay, what did you get?

Speaker 2 (43:45):
All right? So come at number five? Sixth sense? Wow,
good movie, but you know, good surprise ending. But it's
m Night shambla M ding Dong's only good movie. Whatsoever?
Number four I'm rakable. I got I was thinking. I
was confused that this is a this is the first
of the three right where he gets to the train.

(44:05):
Yeah right, yeah it Samuel L.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Jackson, Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, So I'm happy with that.
Number three Army again, really good movie.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Wow? Really Number three.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Yep, because I think The Fifth Element is more entertaining
than Armageddon. Okay, it's very ertaing To mentioned one of
the greatest cameo slash side characters.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Ever with Chris Tucker dude playing Ruby. Chris Tucker.

Speaker 4 (44:30):
Oh pretty, he really helped make that movie.

Speaker 2 (44:39):
Kelly new Yeah, watched The Fifth Element. Oh she'll hate it.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
And then number one, The Last Boy Scout. That is
that is a really good uh popcorn Willis.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
Movie so good.

Speaker 3 (44:51):
I mean, dey yours and mine don't count. I literally,
I have the Sixth Sense at number one. I'm happy
with that. I love that movie. The rest I don't
really know. Armageddon I had at number three just because
what was.

Speaker 2 (45:04):
That number two feeling?

Speaker 3 (45:05):
The Last Boy Scot I've never seen it never. I've
seen Armageddon and I've seen the Sixth Sense. That's it. Yeah, okay, okay,
So I'm happy that I put the sixth Sense at
number one. I loved that.

Speaker 2 (45:14):
The other three you would have no you would you
wouldn't like, and you'd have no interest in.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Okay, I have seen the beginning of the Fifth Element.
Aren't they flying around in cars?

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah? They do fly around the cars, and.

Speaker 3 (45:25):
Then I always turn it off.

Speaker 2 (45:26):
He's a taxi driver, okay, yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:28):
Leelu, yes, okay, yeah, I've never seen it, but my
sister named her dog Leelu after the Fifth Element. I've
not seen this show the movie.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Okay, fick, I have the Last Boy and I got
to make my list in order of how I like
the movies, and I have the Last Boy Scout number one.

Speaker 2 (45:46):
I just it's right behind Diehard for me. I love
that movie that much.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
I got Armageddon number two, sixth Sense, third, Fifth Element, fourth,
and Unbreakable fifth.

Speaker 2 (45:56):
So you and I were pretty close.

Speaker 1 (45:57):
Yes, we were, you know, yeh shoe. I agree. Cop
Out was not on the list. Cop Out is an
underrated movie.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
I can only do five. People hated that movie. I
don't know. I mean, since City is another one I
could have put on it was.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
It was the movie though, where Kevin Smith was so
scared to direct Bruce Willis.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Oh is that right?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
Yeah, they had a little they had a little head
buddy going on during the making of that movie.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
The whole nine Yards was great. Both the Red movies
were great. Lot of Red movies. There's a lot of
you know, but I could only do five. Yep, Understandable
Death Becomes Her that's another one. Yeah, On't that right? Kelly?
Oh coming up next?

Speaker 3 (46:35):
You want to go to Incarcerations're so mad at me.
I never watched movies. I'm sorry, No, I totally.

Speaker 1 (46:40):
I totally understand why you would not have seen Fifth Element,
Unbreakable or the last one.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
Stout totally makes sense. Incarceration Friday, July seventeenth. Sunday, July nineteenth,
Ohio State Reformatory tickets go on sale.

Speaker 1 (46:53):
Uh well sorry, yesday went on sale last Monday. But
how would you like to say a few hundred d.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
Dollars all weekend?

Speaker 1 (47:01):
We have got your weekend GA passes to give away,
and we will do that about three and a half minutes.

Speaker 2 (47:05):
Ninety ninety seven The Blitz. It's the morning Blitz. It's
time Rock and Rumble, Kelly versus Goose Oh The Blitz.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
Eightcarceration July seventeenth. In July nineteenth, twenty twenty six, Ohio
State Reformatory tickets on sale now at incarceration dot com.

Speaker 2 (47:28):
But how about just winning them? They haven't announced anyone yet.
But if you just know you want to go no
matter what, we'd love to hook you up with a pair.
Then everybody wants to go.

Speaker 3 (47:36):
Well, I mean, the lineup's always comparable to what we're
getting at Sonic Temple. It's always a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
Yeah, we'd love to send you eight hundred eight two
one ninety nine seven zero right now as we go
for the round of Rock and Rumble. Now, before we
get our contestants I'm just putting this out there right now,
after the last game we played and I got my ass.

(48:02):
What I am just telling.

Speaker 2 (48:05):
You now, Kelly, I am going full armageddon on your eye.
This is no hold. I don't care how much of
a fit you throw. I don't care what you say.
I am going biblical rapture on you for this round
for rock and rumble.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
All right, just putting it out there now. You are
no longer my friend for the next five minutes. I'm
just telling you, all right, I am, I am.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
I am reaching for tears to stream down your face.
Let's get our contestants split time. Who's this? Tyler? All right, Tyler?
Your choice? Do you want to choose Kelly? Or do
you want to choose the hand of zeuits that is
about to rain down upon this tiny little woman?

Speaker 5 (49:00):
All that, I feel like if I don't take goose,
it would be the worst to say the Tyler.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
I agree. I agree. This is a giant build up.
We've got to see what happens here. I think you
made a safe choice. I'm feeling weaker by the moment,
You're feeling beaten down.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Who you better not crap the bed man. Let's find
out the other contestant, blitz, Hi, who's this? Hey?

Speaker 4 (49:21):
Larry?

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Who? Larry? Larry glo very close. Larry and Peley sound
exactly the same.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
I'm feeling good, Larry. We are teammates, me and you, Larry.
I feel like it's our It is time for us
to rise to the occasion.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
I'm just gonna apologize to you. We're going, Yes, bloody
pulp is what's going to be leaving this game? Just
telling you no, all right, we are playing rock and rubble.
Tyler and Larry ready to.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Try and get their hands on some incarceration tickets. Thick,
what are we playing today? I didn't even ask.

Speaker 2 (49:58):
What's the topic? Yeah? Slogans?

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Oh no, okay, slogans for anything?

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Product product products, products okay?

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Oh boy?

Speaker 2 (50:12):
Oh may just fighting the microphone. I'm so Jack did
That's tough. He didn't move, so I just walked to
a microphone. Screw.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
What did the five fingers say to the face.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Who wants to go first? Me? Oh? Wait, no, no, no, yes, yeah,
this is back one of the This is not a
back and forth, that's right. Sorry. Oh crap, Okay, are
you ready?

Speaker 3 (50:40):
We're ready?

Speaker 2 (50:43):
I don't think you are. You are not ready for
what is about to happen.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
Okay, all right, first one, yes, fly the friendly Skies United.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
All right, I'm not gonna brag. I can't brag.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Here comes the second one. Quality never goes out of style.

Speaker 3 (51:09):
Quality never goes out of style. Quality. What don't we getting?
That's quality out there?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Style good?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
No, quality never goes out of style. Goose, Oh is
it like cotton or something? We get hold on quality?

Speaker 2 (51:39):
All right?

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I don't know, Levi Strauss, Okay, all right, Yes, the.

Speaker 4 (51:46):
Heartbeat of America Ford, Chevy, Dodge, Chevy.

Speaker 2 (51:52):
You know it was a car. I know it was
a car.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Okay, better ingredients, better beats up, Ali Kelly leading two
to one, Goose, leave the driving to us Greyhound.

Speaker 3 (52:17):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (52:19):
Thank you. You got your own heads. See that's what's
going on here. All right, Here we go. When banks compete.

Speaker 4 (52:30):
You win, let tree, what lending tree?

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Lending?

Speaker 3 (52:36):
So get them as all over the place, the lending tree.

Speaker 2 (52:40):
This is a person win.

Speaker 3 (52:41):
I watched TV I stream all.

Speaker 2 (52:44):
Yes, and I mean she loves ads.

Speaker 3 (52:47):
She loves ads, I do.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
Will you say you like the targeted ads?

Speaker 3 (52:51):
All right?

Speaker 2 (52:53):
Those are the ads that run at two o'clock in
the afternoon during a soap opera when they know old
people are watching. That's a bunch of ps. Well, it's
that followed by a Denture commercial, followed by the wiswatch
I've fallen and I can't get.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Up Dupa Trends contractor Medicine. I see that one all
the time. Lay it on me, Dupa Trends contraccher.

Speaker 4 (53:21):
All right, Goose, you cannot let her get another one.
If she gets the next one, she wins the fabric
of our lives.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Give it up, dumb dum, pick us up, tip up,
give it up because he so dumb dum. Oh, this
is a great celebration sauce.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
I don't like it. I don't want to call it
Goose dumb. He's not dumb. It makes me feel like
I'm mean. Go back to my old one.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
All right, next time?

Speaker 4 (54:00):
Oh, you should never talk trash.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
Don't ever do that. He's not talking at all. Now,
come on, you can't do this again now, Larry, don't
have to laugh at me. Shut up.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
Larry knew he had a winner. He got saddled with me.
He didn't even get the choice. This man deserves this win.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
Well, I do have an extra pair. We do have
an extra pair. Tyler, Larry. You're both gonna go to incarceration,
all right.

Speaker 1 (54:47):
They both got a pair of weekend GA passes.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
He will be there July sixteenth and the July nineteenth,
Ohio State Reformatory.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Enjoy the weekend, the market on the calendar, and countdown
the days in excitement because you will both be there.

Speaker 2 (55:01):
Okay, congratulations, All right, now the three things you need
to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (55:11):
Authorities have arrested one man and are searching for two
others after a robbery and attempted a duct abduction last
week in Gioga County. Investigators say three Canton men walked
into an Amish cabinetry business posing his customers, and then
they rolled the guy for five thousand bucks and tried
to kidnap the man's eight year old son as they

(55:32):
fled the scene. Jeez, what is what happened here? What
a weird story?

Speaker 2 (55:39):
Yeah? What are you gonna do? I mean, you got
the money?

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Yeah, what's an Amish kid?

Speaker 2 (55:43):
Got homemade clothes? Yeah? And not like you're gonna get
much ra answer?

Speaker 3 (55:48):
Yeah right, yeah, you're like, uh, we're gonna keep the
kid until you do a barn.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
Them. You can't even call them for the ransom money.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
What are we doing here? Yeah, does not sound like
a well thought out play.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
I guess is a hostage in case they need one.

Speaker 3 (56:05):
Okay, okay, Well, as you brought up earlier, Amazon is
hiring for the holidays, goose. You said, if there are
more than eleven thousand seasonal jobs available just across the
state of Ohio, and the average pay is about nineteen
dollars an hour, you can make more. And if you
want some details, you can go to Amazon dot com

(56:25):
slash local jobs if you're interested. All right, let me
tell you about this East Side brewing company in Reynoldsburg.
They've been around since twenty twenty one. It's the same
owners as Buck Guy Lake Brewing I think. Anyway, ever
since they've been open, they're open to guests over twenty
one or twenty one and over after seven pm. That's

(56:48):
just always been the case, but lately, I guess the
owner says that people have been coming in letting their
kids kind of run around and all that, even during
kid hours, which is before seven pm. And they've got
a lot of new customers because they now offer food
on site and so the guy posts. The owner posts
on Facebook. His name's rich Tennessee. He just put up

(57:09):
on Facebook and said, hey, we love you guys. We're
so excited blah blah blah. But we manufacture alcohol here
and we have worked really hard to create our evening
hours as an atmosphere for adults, and we just can't
have kids running around on supervised at all, like throughout
the whole day. But you know, our policy is firm

(57:31):
no kids after seven pm, and that which sounds reasonable.
This guy's business, he can do whatever he wants. Right
There are other maybe breweries that do have kids spaces
and things like that, he said, but not us. We're
not set up for kids. He said. I guess there's
some kids who have been running around and they start
bothering they have that gate, and then there's neighbors, people

(57:52):
who live next to the brewery, and the kids have
been like bothering the dog there and ripping up the
rock garden and you know whatever. So he's like, I'm
just trying to get order back in my place. And
I guess. The owner says he has received threats over
this post. He has been called every name in the book,
a child hater, an a hole good, a d head,

(58:14):
a wiener head.

Speaker 2 (58:15):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
And he says that he says that we love kids.
I'm not a child hater. I just this is the
way I want to run my business. So I go
on the Facebook page because I want to see what
kind of comments, and there a lot are very supportive,
like we love your place absolutely, you know I come
there for an adult experience. I'm not wanting to dodge
children running around, so we thank you for your business.

(58:39):
There are others that one woman goes, I came in
there at five thirty and you people reminded me three
times that I needed to have my kids out of
there by seven, And she goes, you're right across from
a YMCA. You need to move.

Speaker 2 (58:54):
You need to shut the hell up.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
People are so weird. It's like, honestly, you don't need
to remind someone three times that they need to have
their kids out in an hour and a half. However,
a reminder is okay, like this is the business you
chose to patronize.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
I would reply to every one of those negative comments
with you're a bad parent if you want to bring
your baby to a brewery or a kid to a
brewery after seven pm.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
No, yeah, he says that people have taken us like
the parents will be drinking beer and just let their
kids go they run around. Absolutely, He's like, that's not this,
that's not what this is.

Speaker 2 (59:27):
So you have a baby in a bar, which whatever.

Speaker 3 (59:34):
My dad used to take me to bars all the time.
But you know I wasn't running around causing trouble, saying bar.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Again, smashed. But you know eight pm, I don't want
kids running around. Yeah, well I got it. I mean
if you're expecting, yeah, an an all atmosphere.

Speaker 1 (59:52):
Yeah, this isn't like an Applebee's or a tennis roahouse
where you're going for dinner and you're having a beer
with your with your steak or whatever.

Speaker 2 (59:57):
This is an actual brewery. There's a party going on
in there.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I just find a little strange that all of a sudden,
we as the public feel like we have the power
to tell somebody what to do with their own business.
It's strange. All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (01:00:08):
By the way, real quick Garrel texting and said, you
guys are crazy Amish have a ton of money. My
buddy works for them, and wow, you have no I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
Do I know that. Oh, they absolutely. I guess they
don't have to pay for much. Right, it makes every
thing they do, all the.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Work themselves, They sell the products they make. They do
have a ton of money.

Speaker 2 (01:00:23):
It goes back to let's say you want the kid
for ransom, what are you going to do? The only
thing you can do is send them snail mail and
it'll be four days before it gets there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:33):
You don't put enough postage because nowadays we don't know
how much postage it takes. The mail letter, it's gonna
get sent back to your return to send her, and
then you're spending your own money trying to feed the kid.

Speaker 2 (01:00:43):
Yeah, it's just a bad ideas. And also, don't don't
kidnap kids.

Speaker 3 (01:00:47):
Yeah, right, is nothing? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:00:51):
She said, at least he gets a hot shower.

Speaker 3 (01:00:57):
That's something you get during rum springs.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
So they just asked a question of two thousand Americans
living with partners, roommates, and family members and found that
fifty eight percent just short of one and I would
say six and ten people have had an argument over
recurring smells in shared places.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
What's that stank?

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
Common oder sources include trash, post gym, stink, pet smells,
and hobby related fumes.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Hobby related fumes, Okay, if you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Paint little things, I guess story if you're working with
some sort of materia, I mean maybe you'd be like
car type stuff. Okay, oil type stuff. There's a current
odor in my house. I'm sure there is. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:52):
I can totally see this because there have been multiple
times you have a sixteen year old and a thirteen
year old in your house.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
Oh man, good boys, good god man good? Yeah? Like,
why does the entire house smelling raw onions? Put on
some damn deodorant?

Speaker 3 (01:02:12):
I remember his three sons, and it was just through
the adolescent through teen mid teen years. Like how many
times start to tell you to take a shower, like
you have got your clothes in the hamper?

Speaker 2 (01:02:32):
I don't why, why? What is their aversion to showers?
I don't get it. Why do you have to remind
the thirteen year old to take a shower? It just
I don't understand, not on their priority list. But if
I know that it is traveling from your bedroom all
the way down the hallway into my bedroom, you've got

(01:02:53):
to be able to say, are you nose blind? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
I think everybody's nose blind to their own their own stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
It's like it's like smokers. You smell it way different
than a smoker does.

Speaker 1 (01:03:04):
See that's so odd because I am I know for
a fact, I am not much of a sweater. But
if I do, I I know I can, I'll smell myself.
But yeah, if I have if I have a cigarette
after a cocktail on the on the rare occasion, I'm like, oh, really,
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:03:17):
But maybe it's because I don't do it all the time,
so maybe there's like but yeah, it is. Oh man
and the sports bags.

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Oh my gosh, my nephew played hockey. Oh a hockey bag,
you guys, it is the worst you've never smelled, I ranted,
smell like this a hockey bag?

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
Yes, completely agree. Just the sports back and there's and
there's the thing about that though, is there's no getting
it out. It's just yah, it is just embedded in there.
My kids were athletes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:54):
I know that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
I know all those odors smit so bad. So many
times walk in the through teen year old room. Could
you want to tell him something? And you're like a
turn around, I'll go right to Norah. Everything in that
room either needs to be burned or at least thrown
in the washer on the hottest hot cycle. But as
he sits in that room, he starts to knock. He

(01:04:16):
won't smell it. Yeah, it just it just doesn't his
natural ooh boy, oh boy.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Anyway, So yeah, if you've ever had a disagreement like this,
you are not alone again sixty percent of people.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
Oh then if you lately, like some kids will leave
a dish, did he just get the food? Yeah, they
don't care. It just after savages man FDK not so
breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying to put

(01:04:48):
it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:50):
Our first story comes from TikTok, where, oh, this poor
lady has a message for the gap because she recently
bought her off a new pair of pants. How's a
young lady. I'm sure you're always excited. You got yourself
some new clothing. You're heading out and about for a night.
You're ready to go, You're feeling yourself, you're looking good.
You found the pair of pants that fit, You found

(01:05:12):
the pair of pants that's gonna be You're out and
about night.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
Pair of pants. I guess she.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
Didn't fully test out the pants, which I guess who
would think about this because well, I'll let her explain it.

Speaker 6 (01:05:26):
I haven't been this embarrassed since fourth grade because I'm
on a restaurant and I dropped something accidentally and I
go to pick it up, and then that did not
come from my No.

Speaker 2 (01:05:37):
Some pants you got, they're like they're like they're like
a of of what pleather or leather looking pants.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
When her thighs rubbed together, well, it's the air.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
The air is coming out when she's squatting down. Every
time she squats down, the air rushes out.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
I mean, they are a you know, a form fitting
type of pant, So you know it's got to go somewhere.
Sure enough, that's exactly what happened. So she is calling
out the gap and letting other people know, Hey, if
you go to the gap to get these pants, just
bend over or squat down real slow, like.

Speaker 3 (01:06:19):
Have you ever gotten like a new pair of shoes
or whatever? And it sounds like that, and then but
you know people think that, you know, you just farted
or whatever, and so you have to try it as
best as you can to recreate it, like you have
to prove it was actually the shoes or the chair
that just happened.

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
This past weekend when we were in Denver, and we
were in the Denver Airport walking to our gate, which
the Denver Airport is very large, so you've got to
you've got a good way to walk. And whichever pair
of Jim shoes Norah had brought, and she's walking through
the airport, all you heard, and I made a point.
I made a point to make sure everyone around knew

(01:07:01):
what was going on, and I didn't blame it on
the shoes. Let me tell you that I love Kelly
so much. I love how she brings her voice down
low and she says the word fart.

Speaker 3 (01:07:11):
I'm too delicate.

Speaker 1 (01:07:16):
Story number two takes us over to England, where Catherine
Matthews was just let go from her teaching job. She
was an English teacher at the Wesley School in Lancashire,
and apparently now she's denying this whole thing. Okay, she
is saying the kids are teaming up against her to

(01:07:36):
get her fired because during what was supposed to be
a lesson on Charles Dickens and the Christmas Carol, she
went into an explanation about how she knew a guy
who was home alone and when he discovered he was

(01:07:58):
home alone, he decided that he wanted to use an apparati,
and this particular apparati has a suction cup on the
end that you can stick to a door or a wall,
And so he decided to take said apparaty and stick
it to the wall. And since he was home alone,

(01:08:20):
he was doing home alone type things.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
And the sticky band it showed up.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
The sticky bandit did not show up, but his grandmother
did and did not He did not hear grandmother show up,
and that is when grandmother decided is he home, Let
me go check his room and flung the door open
while he was in use of said apparati, which caused

(01:08:48):
internal damage. Oh no, I mean, you know they tell
you you got to ease into these things. You can't
just go ramrodding in there. She's freaking pervert. Yeah, but
this all goes back to why was the teacher telling

(01:09:10):
the kids this story?

Speaker 3 (01:09:12):
Oh wait, I forgot that that was the whole point.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
What Yes, So the kids are like, uh, we don't,
we don't need to hear this, and ended up reporting it.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Now, the problem is they reported it to another teacher.
The teacher then went to the higher ups, and that
is when they decided to look a little more into
this and let her go. But she's standing by the
fact that she never told this story that kids are
all teaming up against me because they didn't like me,
I was a harsh teacher, whatever the case may be.
But that's quite the descriptive story. Yeah, to just be

(01:09:47):
making that stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
Up so like an overshare.

Speaker 2 (01:09:52):
Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Side note, if you ever decide to use said apparati
with the suction cup on a door, and make sure
no one is coming through that door for a very
long time.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Yeah, don't even listen in or you have to say
it was your new gap pants making that noise.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
Yeah, he is now able to make that sound with
no gap pants. That's just what he sounds like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:19):
Now, Naturally, that's colors to it that you're not so great,
you're rusty. Much like the Midwest, you have your cities
and then you've got some outlayers and some more country
esque type areas.

Speaker 2 (01:10:33):
And my buddy lives in Fort Wayne, and much like here,
travel a couple miles out and you're kind of in farmland.
You're on the open country. And so he was out
that way and he saw a sign for fresh fruits
and vegetables and eggs. This farmer had his own little
stand and he was like, you know, why not, And

(01:10:55):
so he pulled in. He happened to have his windows
down and he was he was blaring some Seither and
he gets up there and the guy comes out of
the house and he's talking to the guys, looking at everything,
and he said, he goes, yeah, eggs me some great,
I'd love some some farm fresh eggs. But he was

(01:11:16):
running law.

Speaker 1 (01:11:17):
He asked how much he was running low on cash
and he goes, well, I don't have that much. He goes,
but hey, I've got some Caither and the guy said yes.
He took the cash, he took the Ceether CD, and
he gave him two dozen eggs.

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:39):
Really that works. You just said you like Caither and
he gave him a Cither CD and they did a
little trade right there, and it brought it.

Speaker 1 (01:11:47):
I mean, people trade, they really do. I see you
see it on Facebook marketplacee willing to trade this, willing
to trade that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Have you ever done like a trade before?

Speaker 3 (01:11:57):
Only with Halloween candy with my sisters when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (01:12:00):
Yeah, that's a popular one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
One time I traded a bounce to work check. Not here.
Many many years ago, I worked for a radio station
and we had to run to the bank. Whoever got
there first got their check cash, no, or get got
their money. The rest had bounced checks. So I was
an unfortunate one. One week I had a bounced check.
I traded my bounced check for the money I was
owed in a Shottenstein's parking lot. The owner met me

(01:12:25):
and gave me an extra twenty dollars for my trouble. Now,
that was a good trade to me.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
That is a good trade. About the check. Gave you
cash for the amount.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Of the check for twenty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
That's twenty bucks. That's a good trade. That was all right,
thank you. Get trade before?

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Oh yeah, I traded CDs as well. You did, yes, uh,
you know, back early in my career when CDs were
still a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:12:49):
Yeah, and we used to get pre CDs at work,
Oh for sure. You know. So I would take those
CDs and trade them for weed.

Speaker 3 (01:12:57):
No, but now you're the one trading the weed, right,
give the weed away?

Speaker 4 (01:13:05):
Yeah, man, you know, because just like you couldn't sell
the CDs because remember they said not for promotional use only,
I couldn't sell them.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
I mean, you couldn't even take them to a pawn
shop and sell them.

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Used kids would take them, trust me.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
If they had that stuff, they shouldn't. They shouldn't.

Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
They get a lot of trouble for that. Anyway, that's fine.
Everybody could do a lot. I think he's getting a
lot of trouble. But yeah, so you know, I could
get somebody a couple of CDs for a givetta. Yeah, yeah, eight,
many times, many times.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
Eight one ninety ninety seven. Oh, I would love to
know if you ever made a trade before? What did
what did you trade? There was a guy not that
long ago. They he may have like a YouTube channel,
and he started with.

Speaker 2 (01:13:51):
A pen cap and he traded it for like a
paper clip, and he traded the paper clip for like
a pen Yeah, getting.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
A house, the house he traded all the way up, all.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
The way up to a house. Absolutely unbelievable. Eight one
ninety nine seven. Oh, do you ever do a trade?
I'll blitz who's this, Kate?

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
What's up? Man? What did you trade?

Speaker 3 (01:14:17):
I haven't traded a.

Speaker 2 (01:14:21):
My oreos with for a beef jerky stick. Oh yeah,
Now that's interesting. Though.

Speaker 1 (01:14:30):
Most people don't want to give up their oreos for
a beef jerky stick.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
You want to keep the sweets? Why why did you
end up doing that?

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Why?

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
The reason? The reason I wanted a beef jerky stick,
you don't want the sweep?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Yeah, okay, fair enough, good trade, good trade man, thank
you for the call. Josh says, I traded four PS
two games for a BMX bike.

Speaker 2 (01:15:04):
What that's yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:15:06):
Yeah, I mean because they used to run forty bucks apiece. Yeah, yeah, yes,
you're definitely looking.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
One hundred and six bucks getting probably used bike. So yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
Let's see, my dad traded my Metallica five ninety eight
Garage Day five hundred and ninety eight Garage Days Revisited
tape for a Guns and Roses.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Appetite for Destruction tape. I think that's supposed to pay tape.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
So you traded the five hundred ninety eight Garage Days
Revisited for guns and Roses Appetite for Destruction tape.

Speaker 2 (01:15:35):
Okay, fair trade. Think what do you think? Well? Yeah,
I mean both are great albums. Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Yeah, this person says two eight six oh says I
traded some fairly worn out playboys for a next pair
of Oakley sunglasses.

Speaker 2 (01:15:49):
Fairly worn, not bad. Blitz. Who's this?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Ah?

Speaker 2 (01:15:54):
This is Matt, Matt. What did you trade?

Speaker 7 (01:15:58):
I traded my when I was in basic. We're waiting
to get haircuts, and it was the first pass we got,
and I gave somebody one hundred bucks to get the
third spot line.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
So you got your haircut quicker so you could get
out of there.

Speaker 7 (01:16:11):
Yeah, we only had like two hours, and in line
probably would have took forever.

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
Okay, So you traded one hundred bucks for the third?
Was it worth it? Did you use did you use
your other other? One? Arm? Forty five minutes?

Speaker 7 (01:16:23):
Well, I went and bought a pack of cigarettes with
my buddy and smoked them in behind a dumpster.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Nice, all right, good trade, I guess good trade. Thanks
for the call, man, Blitz. Hi, who's this, Tyler? What
did you trade for my very first tattoo? Ever? I
traded a PS three? Oh okay, what'd you get? Yeah?
What was how? How detailed or big was the tattoo?

Speaker 7 (01:16:51):
It covers my whole cast, it's my family cress.

Speaker 2 (01:16:54):
Oh okay, I'd say that's a good trade. You happy
with the trade? I was happy?

Speaker 7 (01:16:59):
I was sixteen?

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
Oh wow, all right, Evan says, I traded my Honda
Civic for a Harley Davidson motorcycle. That's a nice trade.

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
That's good trade. Yeah, good trade depending on the the
the what's the what I'm looking for? The the why
why why am.

Speaker 3 (01:17:15):
I value right now?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
The condition?

Speaker 3 (01:17:19):
Condition, that's the word I was, like, Evan says, they
wanted a gas saver, I wanted a motorcycle.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
All worked out, Blair, Hi, who's this? Well, what did
you trade?

Speaker 5 (01:17:31):
So it actually started with one single Udio card and
somebody gave me a stack of like four hundred that
they didn't want to go through, but they just really
wanted that one card. And out of that stack, I
broke it down a little bit and I wound up
with a VHS because this was back in the day,
in the middle of nowhere, So it was a VHS
stack of dirty movies. It was a game Boy Advance

(01:17:52):
with like four or five Pokemon gas and a crossbow.

Speaker 4 (01:17:57):
What.

Speaker 1 (01:17:57):
So you took the cards you got out of the
four hundred and turned it into all that stuff for
that one card.

Speaker 2 (01:18:04):
Yeah, And I.

Speaker 5 (01:18:05):
Actually sold the crossbow for like fifty bucks and I
got some I don't know, some kind of goofy new
thing that's coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
I went good trade. Well, yeah, that is a good
trade for sure. Thanks to the call man.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
This person must be an artist because they said five
to zero zero zero texted they traded a painting for
orthopedic surgery and then another painting for braces for my
kids and wife.

Speaker 2 (01:18:30):
Oh yeah, that's that's a good artist. Yeah whoa, Yeah
that is a good artist and does some pics. I
want to say.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
Man eight seven and eight says I traded PS two
for a Nissan CenTra that had be a really crappy
Nissan Central. There's no way someone's giving up a car
for a PS two.

Speaker 2 (01:18:49):
I mean. Granted, he says this was two thousand and five, so.

Speaker 1 (01:18:52):
It's very close to when the PS two came out,
But yeah, I mean it was a junker, you know, yeah,
play something to get around.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
Dumb and Dummer traded a big van for a little.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
Vespa they did. It is very true. It's very true. Uh.
Donnie says I traded a broke down motorcycle for a
functioning van. Best trade ever. Yeah, you came out on
top on that one for sure. Blitz Hi, who's this?
Hey change? James? What did you trade.

Speaker 8 (01:19:20):
Hey, I saw this morning somebody had a picture of
harvest day. So two years ago, on my harvest Day,
I traded a hundred of the Uh, let's just say
much Baggy's full.

Speaker 2 (01:19:32):
I traded for ninety.

Speaker 8 (01:19:33):
Seven bmw Z three with only one hundred thousand miles.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
Okay, I gotta start growing more. Yeah, you gotta. You
gotta zip blogging that bag zip baggy ziplock baggy. That
stuff up. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
I'm going to the hospital right now. Yeah, someone do something.
Let's say one more blitz?

Speaker 2 (01:19:52):
Hi, who's this blitz?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Hey? Man?

Speaker 2 (01:19:59):
Know who's this? Good morning? Good morning, Lucas. One more time.
There we go. We got there, Lucas. What did you trade? Early?
I'm a tattoo artist and my dad taught.

Speaker 5 (01:20:11):
Me how to tattoo.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
And early when I started out my tattooing career, I
had some friends.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
That offered me a It was and I was young,
I was like eighteen, and it was.

Speaker 8 (01:20:20):
A trailer I got to live and got my first trailer, nice, an.

Speaker 2 (01:20:23):
Actual Domas style trailer a home.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
Wow, that's pretty good. That is a good trade. I'd
say you what came out on top of that one?

Speaker 4 (01:20:32):
Gee?

Speaker 3 (01:20:32):
Shaggy says, so a call. This is like the oldest
profession in history. His sixty year old landlord agreed to
trade him for a place to live in college. He
was twenty one, she was sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:20:46):
He was banging out to sixty year old for free ends.

Speaker 4 (01:20:48):
That's what he said.

Speaker 2 (01:20:50):
Oh wow, I mean you know, if you're in college
and you need a free place to stay. No, no, no,
you're not doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
Oh my gosh, are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:21:04):
You're not doing it. No, she's not doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:21:06):
What do you think in a million years, I wouldn't
do it. I'd rather live at home with my hair.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
You're not taking a beef stick for a free place
to live, No, you are. I might throw it down
for a free place to live a beef stick. No,
sixty years old, I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:21:28):
Forty years older.

Speaker 1 (01:21:29):
Forty years older. Yeah, for a free place to live.
Month by month? It was you you pay the rent
from the first of the month. That's was that one
that once a month?

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
What does she look like? Do the dentists come out?
The dentists come out? That's what I was. If the
dentists come out, yes that I'm in no doubt. Why
are you looking at me. Is that yes man with
Jim Carrey.

Speaker 1 (01:21:59):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he said, yes, I got a
school year covered for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:22:05):
What about tuition? Can we talk about now? The three
things you need to know before you go? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
For you older folks who remember mister Tree on Lucy's
Toy Shop back in the day on ten TV, the
voice of mister Tree, Chuck White, has died at the
age of ninety.

Speaker 2 (01:22:23):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Chuck White started at WBNS in nineteen fifty seven and
spent fifty years at Channel ten, so it was a
great chance that you saw him on TV as a
reporter and anchor. He was a producer, public fairs director.
But one nostalgic thing is that he produced and wrote
for Lucy's Toy Shop during its run from nineteen sixty
to nineteen seventy two, So this is way way back, kids.

(01:22:46):
He was the voice of mister Tree, who was a
seven foot tall singing tree. White was also a founding
member of the Greater Columbus Arts Festival, so we have
him to thank partially for that arts festival we have
every year. But anyway, yeah, God bless and rest in peace,
mister Chuck White. The federal government shutdown continues with no

(01:23:06):
end in sight, but members of the military did get
their paychecks. This week. The White House released a memo
from President Trump directing the Pentagon to use unspent funds
to pay the military. Those funds will be replenished once
the shutdown ends. New car prices reaching record highs in
the US, Kelly Blue Book says the average American, normal folks,

(01:23:27):
the regulars, pay just over fifty thousand dollars on average
for a new car, and that is as of September.
This is the first time the figures ever topped the
fifty thousand dollars mark. I haven't bought a new car
in such a long time, like we'll typically do used.

Speaker 2 (01:23:45):
Yeah, yeah, as you should.

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
Yeah, but I remember thinking that eighteen grand was a
lot to pay a new car. Yeah, and now it's
over fifty grand.

Speaker 2 (01:23:58):
Right off the lot and those tires hit the road. Yeah,
forty percent, bam, gone forty not forty close, too close,
too Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
When's the last time you bought a new car?

Speaker 1 (01:24:10):
I did buy one in twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen
because my girlfriend a the time worked.

Speaker 2 (01:24:16):
For the dealership.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Okay, was there like a discount well, I thought I was.

Speaker 1 (01:24:20):
Getting a really good deal, and I just kind of
signed the paperwork and I went back like two years
later and looked, and I did not get a very
good deal. It was an okay deal, but it wasn't
like something.

Speaker 3 (01:24:31):
Even the loan was like twenty one percent interest or.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Something, thankfully not.

Speaker 1 (01:24:35):
But I mean, but that car. I kept that car.
In fact, I just sold it to my sister. And
it was a It was a great car, for sure,
Jeep Cherokee.

Speaker 2 (01:24:42):
I loved it. Two thousand and nine.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Two thousand and nine, we bought Heather a new camera. Okay,
close to fifty some Oh lord, no, it's.

Speaker 2 (01:24:50):
Like twenty four thousand dollars. Yeah. You can barely find
a used car, a used car now for less than twenty.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
Yeah, that's true, especially when to go like Honda for
something like culture value. Pretty much. All right, those are
your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
All right, thank here's a question for you as a
sports fan.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
This is leaving out fantasy football. We're just talking like,
as a sports fan. Between OSU and the Dallas Cowboys,
how much do you think you spend annually total?

Speaker 4 (01:25:24):
Well, usually make it the one game at some point, yeah,
something and I'm buying the NFL tickets, and the nurse probably.

Speaker 2 (01:25:32):
Think about that. Yeah, the NFL ticket.

Speaker 4 (01:25:33):
Yeah, there's there's definitely gonna be some sort of merchandise
at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
So, I mean it's probably pushing a thousand.

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
Okay, all right, Well, they have just found that the
average sports fan is spending about two thousand fifty dollars
per year, and that is for millennials, a little bit
less for gen z ers at fifteen fifty, and then
jen xers.

Speaker 2 (01:26:01):
Are a little bit more.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
They have found due to the high cost of everything
else that we have to pay for bills and such,
that they're spending a little bit under fifteen hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
That's me. I'm a jene. Yeah, so I totally. I mean,
we just took the boys and surprised them down at
the Cincinnati Bengals Lions game at even the.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Upper Bowl, Like I said, we were like fifth row
or ten rows from the top of the stadium. Still
two hundred dollars a ticket. Yeah, we I mean, we
were probably buying some merchandise.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
We we wanted to go.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
We were gonna go down to Dallas to see a game.
This is the same weekend. Bring me the Horizon was
playing in Dallas on Saturday, the Sunday night game.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
Against talk about that. Yeah, we're just like it's just
so expensive, man, it's insane. Yeah, that would have been
a whole like, get up, I was.

Speaker 4 (01:26:45):
Gonna get free tickets to bring me the Horizon. Ronnie
had free tickets for me down there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
Yeah. Oh wow, yeah, okay people.

Speaker 1 (01:26:54):
Yeah, but yeah, if you're talking flights, dougging hotelis dogging tickets?

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
Uh so Yeah, if you are a sports fan and
think about it, if you were to lay everything out,
how much you spending on your memorabilia, the NFL ticket?

Speaker 4 (01:27:07):
Yeah, and what if you're what if you're in a
city where you've got you know what if you're in Cleveland,
you got Browns, you got Calves, you got the Guardians.

Speaker 2 (01:27:15):
Are you going to most you're huge sports? You know?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
I mean there's people probably been in ten grand a
year on sports fortunate or more. Shoot, So I'm gonna
I'm gonna take it closer. Look because I can guarantee
I could save a little bit of money, but it
could probably cut back a little bit, but I don't
want to. I've cut way back and I'm still it's
still at that level some of the blitz. Now, let's

(01:27:42):
see if we can learn you something. Sit up and
pay attention. Let's learn you some stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
On a Thursday morning, We're gonna start by making you
cultured this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:27:55):
The famous artist Caravaggio Carvijo. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
I can't make it culture. And if I'm not culture myself,
I'm just gonna try.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Caravaggio sounds good.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
Yeah, Well he's from the city of Caravaggio, Italy, which
would make sense. Carvaggio, Yes, that makes total sense. He
chose to use that name because his first name Michaelangelo.
Clearly there's already a Michaelangelo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:24):
You don't want to be an artist or that name. Yeah,
you don't want to be the other Michaelangelo. So he
chose the name Caravaggio.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
Let's see here Audi Audi's four ring logo represents the
four companies that combine to create Audi's predecessor, Auto Union.
The logo debut in the nineteen thirties and was likely
inspired by the five ring logo of the Olympics. In fact,
the International Olympic Committee sued Audi in nineteen ninety five

(01:28:53):
over that whole thing, but they actually lost so ado.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
There was only four rings, right, and an usually all level. Well,
no they're not level, they're they're up down, up down,
but they're all one color. Well, it's all silver, all black. Okay,
everybody wants to sue everybody. Everybody want to everybody. Nobody cares.
Nobody cares. Nobody's looking at either of you and going, oh,
it looks like you. Nobody cares. Nobody cares. Michael Keaton's

(01:29:17):
real name is Michael Douglas. He picked Keith.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
Yeah, he picked Keaton as a stage name because he
was all there. Obviously there was already an actor, Michael Douglas,
and he liked the way Diane Keaton's name sounded okay,
so he went with Michael Keaton, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:29:33):
But here's the thing.

Speaker 8 (01:29:35):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Keaton's last name, Diane Keaton's last name, was a stage
name for Diane Keaton as well, because her real name
is Diane Hall.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
That was Keaton. Diane Keaton's mother's maiden name. Also, her
nickname was Andy, which is where Woody Allen got the
title Hall.

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Okay, yeah, from all kinds of hunt together, the average
eel lives to be ten to fifteen years old. But
there was an eel in Sweden that lived to be
one hundred and fifty five. If you do the math,
the equivalent of a person that would be living to
somewhere between eight hundred and thirteen to twelve hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
Can you imagine the crap you'd seen in your life? Oh? Man,
you've seen it all.

Speaker 1 (01:30:20):
You had seen it all. And finally, Super Mario Brothers. Yeah,
I love the Super Mario Brothers. Of course, Mario being Mario,
but he's got himself. I think brothers Mario and Luigi.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
I always thought they were. I know they're plumbers. Oh,
I guess that would make sense. Super Mario brothers, you idiots.
Holy moly, how stupid can you be?

Speaker 1 (01:30:46):
But at the same time, that could be top three
stupidest things I've ever said in my life. And I've
said a lot of stupid crap, but that was just dumb.
But here's the thing, super Mario brother why would he
get Why would it be Super Mario Brothers If it
wasn't Mario and Mario. They're not both named Mario, so

(01:31:08):
why is it Super Mario Brothers? Anyways, moving man, now
you got me on that. Luigi's name is based on
the Japanese word ruigia, which means similar, because Luigi is
very similar Mario. Yeah, a little taller, little thinner, but

(01:31:32):
same mustache, Still a plumber, still a plumber, same overalls.
Just gotten Allen's deven m I guarantee we're going at home.
Let me see I would dia get some text message?
His name is Mario Mario and Luigi is Luigi Mario.

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
Oh, Mario Mario Mario? Really? Who texts that in? Hold on?
Let me see here? Will say? Oh? Will text in
thank you? Will if Doug said it too? Because his
name is Mario Mario. I did not know that. Extra
fun fact there, Mario Mario and Luigi Mario. Okay, there
you go learning. How are you guys? Happen with us?

(01:32:09):
To the googles? Hold on? What is Mario's last name?
What is Mario's last name? This is a me Mario,
mar Mario's last name is Mario? All right? There it
is Mario Mario Mario. Appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (01:32:23):
Appreciate you as you never knew. Learning some stuff on
a Thursday morning, nine and I had seven the blitz

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