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Speaker 1 (00:07):
It's a Thursday, another hot and humid, one slight chance
of a shower or two.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Yet again the same weather report.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
For the next four or five days to the weekend
as well, hot, humid chancell Ran.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Sounds like a nice weekend for a trip to the lake.
Speaker 4 (00:26):
You know.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
It wouldn't be the first time it was a rainy
CND weekend, which CND stands for Captain and Dia Fest,
the annual party that my buddy Scott and I threw
every year. And I've shared story that the lake house
burnt down in Indiana, so this year we rented a
house in Indian Lake. So we head out after the
show today. Whether it's not looking perfect, I don't know.
(00:49):
I'm debating on So I rented a boat because our
boat melted in the fire. It was in the garage,
So I'm renting a boat.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
From Spend a day. Spend a day.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, but Friday doesn't look terrible, Saturday doesn't look great.
But I just checked a moment ago and it looks
like a lot of the heavy thunderstorms have moved to
later in the evening, so at least maybe we'll get
like this, just the cloudy skies or light rain during
the day, which I'll be on a pond Toomboa in
the light rain.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
I don't care about that.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
As long as you've got plenty of captain and diet.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yeah, Now when will you have your first captain and diet?
This morning?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Well, no, because I got to pick up my cousin
and his wife from the airport because they come in
they're coming in from Chicago.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
And then we got to get to Indian Lake.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
So I would say by three point thirty one, I'll
probably have probably have a captain and diet my hand. Yeah,
but looking forward to it never been Indian Lake. You're
pointing out some places to go, so I want to
go because the lake that we're usually on is like
a connection of like five decent lakes.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
It's a chain of lakes.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
But they've got one bar that everyone goes to on
the lake, Indian Lake. It looks like they three or
four or five spot you could pull up definitely, you know,
so very excited for that.
Speaker 4 (02:04):
Well, oh no, please, guys, I said, do you get
the boat today or tomorrow tomorrow?
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Okay, yeah, because we're not gonna get there officially till
like I said, three point thirty four o'clock, So we'll
pick it up first thing tomorrow morning and then type
it fun too, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Our our nice
little wakeboard boat did not make it through the fire.
Watching that thing in a pile of goot in the garage.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Oh that sucks.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Yeah, very unfortunate. Quickoms are visual.
Speaker 5 (02:33):
Well.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
First of all, a negative shout out to the a
hole in the pickup truck heading eastbound on Fifth Street
last night that wanted to go to Dairy Queen. This
person decided that there was a line to get into
Dairy Queen on Fifth Street there heading westbound they were
(02:55):
taking there were probably four or five cars.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
In the right hand lane.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
This guy heading eastbound wanted to pull in and decided
the best idea would be to turn left with cars
already backed up, so he basically just sat horizontal across
the street.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Do you need Dairy Queen that bad?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Like?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Waite what?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I'm sitting there in my car going what Jackwad thinks
it's a good idea to block to cross block the
street because you want to get it into Dairy Queen
and you want to beat the other car that's in
the line, you know, heading westbound.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
I feel like you do pay for that sin pretty quickly,
because you got to sit there like a jerk while
everybody's staring at you, right or non care I guess.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I just oh, I almost I almost well, I almost got.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Out of the car.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
I just haded to not to do that, but then
I almost just laid on my horn. I almost just
put my hand on the horn and just sat there
until the line moved forward.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Each trying to get pasted? Or are you trying to
get into dairy queen?
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I was trying to get past.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay, No, I didn't.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I had no desire for a heavy bottle movement last night, so.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I skipped the dairy queen.
Speaker 6 (04:09):
So h.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
And here's a second observation after I don't.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Know, five and a half months now here in Columbus,
there's two things that Columbus really loves or does not
need another one of, and that would be pizza places
and karaoke bars. Every place I visit Friday and Saturday
night karaoke and every corner I turned, here's another pizza place.
(04:36):
It all came to like fruition. Last night, as Nora
and I would drive around.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I was like, there're so many pizza places we have
a lot of auto parts stores. Oh'riley's advance. I mean
it's like in Johnstown you've got like fifty and once.
Not really, but you have multiple auto parts stores, like
they're up everywhere per capita.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
There's a lot of auto parts on an auto part stores.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
And when it comes to pizza places and fast food,
we are like the number one test market in the country.
Speaker 5 (05:09):
Right.
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Everybody wants to check here because if it works here,
they feel like it'll work everywhere.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Well, no, I think it's because if they feed you
something and it gives you a twelfth finger, they don't
care about people in the Midwest, so they're like, yeah,
let him get antal warts from the milkshake.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
I don't care.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
We know, we know not to roll it out nationwide
because our chicken fingers gave you toe warts.
Speaker 4 (05:34):
So we're not going to roll it out across it.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Let's guess that's exactly what it is.
Speaker 3 (05:37):
Congratulations on your grandson, by the way, thy.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Yeah, thank you. Rowan. His name is Rowan and he
weighed nine pounds two ounces. He's perfect and he is
a future bast Master Classic champion.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh that's it's only been predetermined.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
I've decided that.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Okay, has he born his first his bucket, first buckeye
gear yet no, no, Oh my gosh, we always get
newborn's buck idea right.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Off that he'll get it. Yeah, he will definitely have it.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And daughter's doing good. Yep, all as well.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Big boy not quite as big as we thought he
was gonna be, but pretty close and but it went
real smooth, so that was great. Yeah, glad to hear him.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Well.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
We have got a very busy Thursday, including your chance
to go see Bush Vip Style next Wednesday at the
Shot with the premium tickets and the meet and greet
and the autographs and the special acoustic performance and the
watching some of the show from on stage. We're gonna
give you that chance about eight forty five. Right now,
Let's get started with Blitz Morning Trivia.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Let's see if we can get somebody twenty five bucks
to spend at waterbeds and stuff. Be the first one
to text in the correct answer at eight hundred eight
to one ninety nine seven. Oh almost forgot.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Why oh oh, I know what you were thinking. Oh
oh yeah, that's right, all right, This uh entertainment place
turns seventy years old today.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Entertainment place.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I want to Yeah, I think that's the best way
to refer to it. I don't want to give it
a give too much way, but it's a it's a
place of entertainment.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Okay, people go here.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's and it turns seventy years old today. Tell us
what the place is. It's somewhere in the country in
the United States.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Show this pizza.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
But well you learn this from Kelly or you just
like guessing answers answer, it is not show this pizza.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Okay, So tempted, I'm feel like going to shout something
out right now.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
The place is filled with amusements. Let's put it that way.
And it turns seventy years old today.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Tell us a park filled with amusements.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Yeah, something like that. Okay, ninety nine seven. Oh, first
one to text in the name of the place. We'll
get the gift card.
Speaker 5 (07:54):
There.
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia.
Speaker 4 (08:00):
All right, the question was what entertainment place filled with
amusements turned seventy years old today, and the answer is Disneyland.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Seventy years old since they opened the doors.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Yep, seventy years ago today.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
That's I haven't been to the Disneyland. I've been to
disney World, but I've been at Disneyland.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
Ven either, Kelly, same disney World, but not Disneyland.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Well, I think that's most people on this side.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
That makes sense.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
And I, you know, I'd never been, so I can't say.
But most people say disney World is definitely better.
Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh that's what I would say, hot take. I hated
disney World. Oh I thought it was so boring. Me too,
what thank you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I'll take Universal Studios over disney World any day.
Speaker 4 (08:47):
I was only there as a kid, so that might
have been.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
The Other problem was when I was married, we took
the two boys for spring break one year.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah, I feel like I would be bored now, and
I don't.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
I don't believe in child abuse.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
But oh my god, O.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
Shak a teenager syndrome.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Oh I can see it.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
Bro Oh man, I justsd My right eye just started twitch.
Speaker 4 (09:17):
Chuck bolt down in Chilli. Cothy, Congrats, he was first
to text and the correct answer scores twenty five bucks
to water bets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Congratulations.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Hey, Kelly, I want to play you two clips real quick.
And they both have something in common and I want
to see if you can figure out what it is?
Speaker 2 (09:32):
All right? Think you got the two clips right? All right?
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Thick play This is from uh, this is from TikTok.
Play play the first clip I was, So, that's clip
(10:04):
number one. All right, Now listen to clip number two.
(10:30):
All right, Kelly, do you have any sort of guess
as to what those two clips have in common?
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I mean, the only thing I am gonna say, because
the only answer I can think of is it's gonna
have something to do with Ai, does it?
Speaker 2 (10:46):
It does not have to do with Ai.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
No, this is like the anti AI.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
Yes, this would be This would be the complete opposite
of A.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Maybe they taught Ai how to sound dirty and grungey
and not perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
No, not quite. But this is just so impressive. If
you haven't found him yet, steel Beans, it looks like
is his name. He's on TikTok. The thing that those
two songs have in common is that is one person
(11:22):
doing all of it at the same time. To go
back to the beginning of this song and start at
the beginning.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
That's incredible.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
He's got the guitars sitting in the normal guitar position,
sitting in front of the drums, one drumstick in the hands,
moving playing the chords with one hand, hitting the drum
and strumming the guitar at the same time.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
In beats, sometimes he would hit guitar with the drumstick
to get the sound started and then and then and
then sing on top of it.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
Okay, like it's unbelievable to watch.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Yeah, it really is. I thought it was she remember
Katie Tunstall, and she have like the looping pedal and
her guitar. Yes, I always thought that was so impressive.
This is on another level.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yeah, because with the looping, yes, you could play four
chords and then it'll repeat or four beats and then
it'll repeat, and then you set up your next and
so on sover. But he's doing this all this is
the same incredible and he sounds good. Yeah, he sounds
like he sounds like a six or seventies rocker for sure.
Speaker 2 (12:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
So I highly recommend check him out, Uh, steal on
steal beams. Yeah, steal beams, check him out on TikTok.
I gave him a follow. It was worth the follow,
for sure. Some of the blitz not so breaking news.
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.
(12:57):
I mean, if you're going to break into an ATM,
this is the way to do it, because heyn tell
you how many times we've reported on storage where people
like back up their pickup truck, wrap a chain around
to drag the ATM away, and then they find the
ATM kind of hit with a hammer and it's.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
Like, no, you're not.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
You're not getting in to the ATM that way. If
you want to get into the ATM, you're gonna need
more than like a hammer or a screwdriver.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
It's not gonna work.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
This man did it right as we head out to Portland, Oregon,
where thirty two year old Matthew Evan Armor is being
charged with first degree aggravated theft, criminal conspiracy, first degree
criminal mischief, possession of a stolen vehicle, and two kinds
of unanthroized use of a vehicle. That is because he
took himself over to a construction site where he stole
(13:43):
an excavator, drove it down the street to the bank
where he then took the excavator, ripped the ATM machine out,
and then used the excavator to rip the ATM open,
where he then got fifty eight thousand dollars in cash
(14:04):
from the ATM machine. Unfortunately, they did catch video of
him and he was unable to get away. They did
find the excavator still running at the bank like he
he jumped in, drove it down the road, ripped that
ATM open, grabbed the cash and ran. However, they were
(14:24):
able to identify him and he's now facing charges. But again,
kudos for at least having a decent plan, I mean.
Speaker 3 (14:36):
But also it's like the most obvious, like you're driving
a giant piece of machinery.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
Yeah, someone is going to know an excavator driving down
the street in the middle of the night.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Don't be suspicious.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
Don't be suspicious.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Don't be suspicious.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Suspicious.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Anytime we go anywhere, especially when we go to the airport,
Nora and I always have one very important question, and
that is, who is flying to Boise at five thirty
am on a Tuesday. We always see people at the
terminal that's leaving for Boise at some early hour in
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the morning, in the middle of the week. Who's going
to Boise at five thirty am on a Tuesday. I've
been to Boise. There's nothing going on there. Why you
go on there midweek? Doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
No business happened in there. I mean some second families.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Maybe second families, maybe second families. Maybe you're finally going
to visit your family member who's in witness protection, because
that's the type of place you would sent someone who's
in for witness protection. However, as of right now, they
have themselves a serial criminal. There is a serial butt slapper.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
On the loose in Boise.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
He's been going around on a dirt bike, smacking grambed
women's butts as he rides by. Several women have filed
reports over the past month. All of the butt slaps
occurred between June eighteenth and July third. They describe the
man as a white male in dark clothing, often all
black clothing, wearing gloves and a ski mask. Kind of
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like the picture's fuzzy, but they're trying to figure out
if it's like one of those call of duty skull
masks or like the like the venom mask from a
Spider Man, where it's black and it's got like the
white hot stuff. Scarity camera did catch a shot of him,
but again it's too blurry to kind of make out.
Speaker 3 (16:24):
Is he just like sidling up and doing it? Or
wizzen by and doing it.
Speaker 1 (16:28):
I think he's whizzing by and just you know it's
dried by.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Butt slapping would hurt boat on both ends, his hand
and their butts.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
Yeah, you would think, yeah, yeah, if you're gonna be
in boys anytime soon, they say, maybe tie a sweater
around your waist.
Speaker 5 (16:44):
What.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
First of all, it's summer, who's carrying a sweater. Second
of all, if there's a sweater there, you're still getting
your butt slapped.
Speaker 3 (16:51):
Oh so it's my responsibility to stop this guy from
smacking my butt, right, Okay, exactly.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
So if you know anyone in Boise or visiting Boise,
make sure you warn them to, you know.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Cover their butt.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Some people might like that, some.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
People are into that, but usually it's consensual, just putting
it out there. So watch off with the boys a
butt slaber that you're not so breaking news ninety nine
seven The Blitz eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh,
that is the phone number and text line. You can
call or text the same number now, eight hundred and
eight two to one ninety nine seven.
Speaker 2 (17:31):
Oh, this is pretty cool. We are just a week.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
And a day away from Christmas in July. Next Friday,
all of us are going to be out front doing
the morning show live here at fourteen fifty eight Doublin
Road outside the Blitz Studios, all for Christmas in July
to help Nationwide Children's Hospital. We would love you to
stop by and say hello, and we would love it
even more if you were to bring a new unwrapped
toy with you, whether it be you know, a board game,
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hot Wheels, Superheroes, Barbie's, whatever it is, because all the
donations are gonna go to Nationwide Children's Hospital, and this
covers all age groups. We're talking little ones all the
way up like teenagers. You want to grab some books
that'd be cool too, Marvel DVDs, Marvel DVD's, or it's
something to watch. The movies skip DC. Those are crappy movies,
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but bring the Marvel ones. Bring the Marvel ones except
the new Superman movie, but it won't be out in
time for you to bring it next Friday. Just say yeah,
or you can make a monetary donation as well, but yeah,
come join us next Friday outside the Blitz Studios here
at fourteen fifty eight Doublin Road for Christmas in July.
Toy Drive for Nationwide Children's Hospital. All right, eight hundred
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and two ninety seven. Oh, that's the phone number we use.
We love when you call and join the show. We
love when you text and join the show. We love
speak with everyone.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
You know.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Almost every day we're we're talking about something, we'll throw
out some sort of like question or topic. But if
you want to call and just talk, that's fine too.
And Jack sellaphone, he said he had to get something
a couple things. It's just now, Jack, what were the
two things you wanted to talk about?
Speaker 7 (19:03):
The two things that really grind my gears is that
there's some of these idiots on this planet that don't
know what.
Speaker 6 (19:09):
It's hard to go to an excavator or.
Speaker 8 (19:11):
A skinloader, and it pisses me off.
Speaker 7 (19:13):
They don't know what that an injection valve is to
a diesel engine.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, you're mad at people who don't know what an
injection valve is or other parts of a working diesel engine.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
Okay, what second?
Speaker 7 (19:25):
The second thing is you see all these Instagram models,
So it costed idiot that claim that they're single, that
they're looking for a boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (19:31):
They would have.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Spoiled so bad.
Speaker 7 (19:33):
And it's not they're not only fits making all bunches
of money because they want to retire us early. Well, actually, honey,
I got some advice for you. Why don't you come
looking for us instead of having us subscribe to your pages,
Come actually look for us because we are not hard
to find. Like, for the love of.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
God, you are more than willing to meet and get
together with an Instagram model?
Speaker 7 (19:55):
Did I not stutter?
Speaker 1 (19:56):
There?
Speaker 2 (19:57):
I go.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
I feel you, man, they should just come out and
be are open to possible relationships.
Speaker 7 (20:02):
I mean, you see all these Instagram models that you know,
have big backside, big front like big villains.
Speaker 5 (20:08):
I'm like, if you.
Speaker 7 (20:10):
Want to spoil us so bad and you want to
us to retire easy instead of having to retire in
our fifties and sixties, you want to retire us in
our early thirties late twenties, then actually come looking for us,
because there's some of us out here on this planet
that'll light me.
Speaker 6 (20:26):
Have badass bones in their body and.
Speaker 7 (20:28):
Have a soul that unfortunately most kids don't have or
they just don't.
Speaker 5 (20:33):
Have the ball.
Speaker 9 (20:34):
Yeah, get them, come on a Stone interview.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Get those big facts out there for sure.
Speaker 7 (20:41):
And you see all these Instagram models with like big booties,
big brass.
Speaker 6 (20:45):
I'm like, if you girls are really.
Speaker 7 (20:47):
Looking for a boyfriend or spoiled, why don't you actually
message us instead of having these only fans, why don't
you make instead of being on only fans, just make
your Instagram money or get sponsored by like, oh, I
don't know, abercommon pitch, they probably would like you.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Oh yeah, Jack qul on once.
Speaker 3 (21:09):
Jack sounds like Jack's tired operating the skidloaders.
Speaker 2 (21:12):
Big mad this morning.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
Jack buddy, I think he's really busted this whole OnlyFans
thing wide open. He's the first guy to really understand
that they don't care about you. They just care about
your wallet, right.
Speaker 1 (21:27):
Like if they really cared, they would if you. If
you're tired of it, then come out and find us. Yeah,
we're more than willing to date. Don't complain about being
single when there's guys like Jack out there who are
ready to go.
Speaker 4 (21:38):
Are that? Is that what they're doing on their their
only fans complaining that the saying they want to spoil
a guy? Is that what they're doing on I fans?
Speaker 1 (21:45):
I don't, I don't know, I don't know that. Good question,
what do the bars open? This earlier on Columbus Jack
Jack already putting him back.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
Maybe Jack, I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
Mean Jack fingers crossed. You get yourself an Instagram model
that wants to settle down and actually have a conversation. However,
be sure to like, don't call her stupid because she
doesn't know what a hot coil manifesto is in a
diesel engine, I don't know what the parts are, but
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I guess I'm one of the stupid ones. But he
was very mad that everyone didn't know the working parts
of a of a diesel engine. Complete idiots out there
who don't know the working parts of a diesel engine.
So that is this morning's PSA from Blitz Mornings. Get
out there, don't be an idiot, stop being a dumbass,
and go learn the parts of a diesel engine.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
We were so upset.
Speaker 2 (22:47):
He was very Jack.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
I hope your day gets better, man, because it sounded
like it was not a good start to your day.
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Did he just go through a breakup or something?
Speaker 4 (22:54):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (22:54):
I don't know what open since five point.
Speaker 1 (22:56):
Thirty this morning, Oh, he might have just stepped outside
for cigarette outside the rouck Mark after that first good luck, Jack,
now at the three Things you Need to Know before
you go.
Speaker 3 (23:11):
We're just start finding out about an incident at the
Columbus Zoo that resulted in the death of one lion
and injuries to another. This happened April seventeenth overnight in
a housing enclosure at the Heart of Africa Exhibit. Two
female lions that were incompatible with a male female pair
were separated by a security door. Apparently there's a window
in that door, and something with the window failed. The
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door gave way and the male lion attacked one of
the female lions. She had to be euthanized. He was
treated for injuries, and again. This happened back in April.
The zoo did report the incident to the US Department
of Agriculture, which inspected the facility in June told the
zoo they did need to fix that door, and the
zoo has corrected the problem. Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan will
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reportedly testify under oath Friday in Washington as part of
the civil lawsuits tied to the Richard Strauss sex abuse
scandal at Ohio State University. Jordan, a former assistant wrestling
coach at OSU, is being questioned about what he may
have known about Strauss's behavior. Former athletic director Andy Geiger
was deposed earlier this week. Well, like I said, imagine
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a couple days before Sonic Temple kicks off and the
main stage burns to the ground, because that's pretty much
what happened in Belgium at the Tomorrowland Festival. This is
a massive two weekend electronic music event. It's supposed to
kick off. It is kicking off tomorrow anyway, But yesterday
the main stage, which has been under construction for I
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think at least a month, I mean has been They've
been putting this up for a long time, and a
fire somehow fire sparked destroys the main stage. For the
most part, it is unusable and they have about four
hundred thousand tickets sold to this thing.
Speaker 5 (24:57):
Man that fire.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
I saw a video yesterday.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Massive massive fire.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
It almost looked like a like an ice a giant
ice castle set up was the decor on the main stage.
Speaker 2 (25:09):
And it's you know, I saw it.
Speaker 1 (25:11):
It started on one side and just kind of expanded
and yeah, and.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
They must add fireworks built into it because they were here.
Firearms are flying out of that thing.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
So there they have declared the site safe and opened
the site today for campers, and tens of thousands of
campers have already set up camp today. They are planning
to move forward with Tomorrowland.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
What did you say, fourteen stages of Tomorrowland.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
There are fourteen other stages, other stages besides the main,
but they're all small compared to this giant main stage
which they were gonna have. I don't know if you
know Electron, I don't, but they have like David Gaietta,
lost frequencies. Swedish House, Mafia and Charlotte DeWitt are the
main headliners, and they are not sure how to accommodate
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all the fans now right in these tiny spaces with
the other stages. So I don't know what they're gonna do.
But like I said, the fire Service has declared the
site safe. Uh, they're trying to decide whether they're going
to demolish the structure before tomorrow, so they'll be working
on it apparently all day today to try to get
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things out.
Speaker 1 (26:19):
If something unexpected like this happened. You've got tickets for
this massive festival. If they somehow tear down this structure
and clear the stage, you could still have the performers
on the stage, but I don't think you could have
the structure there for safety reasons. Because of structures like
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three quarters of the way burnt down. You can't have
all that thumping based music behind you. It rattles a
couple of things loose, and all of a sudden you've
got tragedy on your hands.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Could you get all that cleared out of the make it.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
All cleared out, or do you just go and you know?
Could you imagine, let's say you've got Friday Night Metallica
at Sonic Temple, multiply that audience by about three or
four and then try and stick them all on one
of the Sonic Temple side stage, right, That's what they're
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going to have to do for these headliners just being insane.
Speaker 4 (27:16):
The building is own fire.
Speaker 3 (27:20):
Those three things.
Speaker 1 (27:24):
Well, if you're looking at any sort of plastic surgery,
there is a trend that has taken off over the
past many years, and that is, take a vacation and
get your plastic surgery. Because there are a lot of
places you can go to get plastic surgery much cheaper
than you can get them here in the United States,
And in fact, you can get yourself a plane ticket,
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a hotel, and the surgery all for less cost than
it would just cost you here in the United States.
Speaker 4 (27:54):
So some people will do go on a cruise and
get it done when they go in the port.
Speaker 1 (27:58):
Yeah, it's been, it's been very pot And one of
the hot spots right now is Turkey. They are doing
a ton of plastic surgery in Turkey, and the most
popular thing being done in Turkey is hair transplants for men.
There have been pictures online where if you if you
see pictures from the inside of planes that are leaving
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like Istanbul, a good half dozen passengers on that plane
will be men with their heads wrapped in white bandage. Yes,
because so many people are going there now for hair
transplant surgery.
Speaker 3 (28:35):
If that must be extremely expensive to get done here,
if you're going to Turkey.
Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, well, there is a man who just recently did
go over to Turkey to get a hair transplant. And
I did not know this. Well, I guess this makes
sense after any major surgery. He was told to keep
things light, don't don't overdo it, don't start getting the
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heart rate up and getting all, you know, all exasperated,
because your your body needs time your body went through
major trauma, it needs time to recoup. And one of
those things is, hey, don't go knocking boots for a while.
Speaker 2 (29:20):
Well, he didn't listen. Apparently he couldn't keep it in
his pants.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Sounds like the same doctor's advice after a vasectomy.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Yeah, absolutely, I absolute, that's the rule that I broke
after my visect. I lifted something too quickly, man, I
felt it. I was like, oh, that was too soon.
Didn't pop a stitch, but I could feel it in
the abdomen.
Speaker 4 (29:44):
It was guys, if there's ever a time to follow
the doctor's advice, it is after your vasectimage.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
Well, apparently after a hair transplant as well, because this
man apparently couldn't keep his hands off as woman and
woke up the next day to what looked like being
stung by a thousand.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Bees on his face.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
All of the activity and all of the blood flow,
uh somehow really got to his head, literally the wrong head.
The blrong blood flow went to the wrong head at
the wrong time, let's put it that way. Uh, And yeah,
he woke up completely swollen. Thankfully, after a little bit
of medicine, it turns out everything was fine and he
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fully admit, Hey, it turns out was my own fall.
I went too hard too soon, No pun intended.
Speaker 3 (30:28):
I feel like he did that just for the brag
city come out and say I went too hard too soon.
I think the whole thing was meant so he.
Speaker 1 (30:35):
Could just use that one line on social media. Yes, babe, listen,
I got a great idea. Just let me put it
in a little bit, because it's gonna go viral. If
I get swollen up in one head, then I'll be
able to get all swolled up in the other head,
and then I can use the line I went too
hard too soon. Call for the cloud. No, no, no, no,
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I really love you. I want to be with you,
but this particular, you know, sometimes you just do it
for the story.
Speaker 3 (31:05):
Yeah, the views are going to be crazy.
Speaker 1 (31:07):
Yeah, absolutely, all the all the likes, Oh absolutely well,
everything has turned out. He will be fine. But again,
follow the doctor's advice. But that did bring up the question,
did you ever not follow the doctor's advice and do
something a little too soon before you were supposed to
like I did after my viseectory.
Speaker 2 (31:29):
And it was it was just like a box.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
It wasn't even like crazy heavy I just remember bending
down and picking it up, and I got about halfway
up and I was like, uh, it felt like someone
had just my testy. Well it felt like something. It
real quick, yeah, but it was a it was enough.
It wasn't enough to make.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
You WinCE for sure.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Can you remember a time, Kelly, did you ever not
follow the doctors device?
Speaker 3 (31:54):
You seem like a rule follower, though I pretty much am,
except when it comes to driving, Like I gots to drive,
all right. So even when I had eye surgery last year,
they're like, uh, basically assuming that you're gonna take the
week off work, which I'm like, no, I mean I'll
take the afternoon off work, but I gotta go to
work tomorrow. And actually, let's see. Yeah, so I did
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go to work the next day.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
You're driving down the road.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
I still had one good eyes, man from one good eye,
and uh yeah, I probably maybe should have taken another
day off, but it was fine, and I could see
out of my surgical eye.
Speaker 2 (32:32):
Did you did you close it? No, you have a patch.
Speaker 3 (32:36):
No, I just den't with some glare, okay, but I
could see. I mean I could see thake.
Speaker 2 (32:43):
Any time that you ignored the doctor's advice.
Speaker 4 (32:45):
Nah, that's that's somebody I don't ignore, man.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
I just don't you know you think you would want
to listen to the to the doctor, you would, You
would think that most people would be I'm listening blitz Hi,
good morning.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Who's this hey, Jeff? Jeff?
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Did you at one point ignore your doctor's advice?
Speaker 10 (33:02):
Well, very much in the same way you did there
with the vasectomy. It was about three days later.
Speaker 6 (33:08):
I had to go out on a factory tour.
Speaker 10 (33:11):
And I counted about forty two flights of stairs. I
was up and down and ended up back home with
a couple of grapefruits between the old legs.
Speaker 1 (33:20):
Oh did you use the bag of peas or a
frozen rabbi?
Speaker 5 (33:28):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (33:28):
Bag of peas much more conforming.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
That's true. Yeah, yeah, you gotta be you gotta be able.
Speaker 3 (33:34):
To shorts and college.
Speaker 1 (33:36):
Yeah, yeah, yep, that's exactly it.
Speaker 2 (33:39):
That's exactly it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
Although now I really want to try a rabbi and
see if it conforms. Can you get a mold out
of it? Like play do like if you smash it
down hard enough.
Speaker 2 (33:48):
We'll leave an indentation, and then if.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
You grill it up with the grill marks okay, in
a way.
Speaker 3 (33:55):
That servant.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
I want to servant to Nora and be like, here's
my meat on your meat.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
Sorry, Jeff, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
I hope you have a great day, Jeff.
Speaker 3 (34:12):
How about this? Katie drove herself home after giving birth.
Speaker 6 (34:16):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
No, they tell you not to do that so you
don't pass the blood clot and faint. And that's exactly
what happened. She said. Oh, she said she rear ended
a really nice couple. Oh, oh gosh, Katie.
Speaker 4 (34:31):
This is a big no.
Speaker 5 (34:32):
No.
Speaker 4 (34:32):
Kyle had his wisdom teeth removed. No, wait, did he
get dry sockets? He did from smoking?
Speaker 2 (34:38):
Did you get him?
Speaker 1 (34:39):
I don't.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
I don't even smoke. I got socket straw. No, it
just happened, and it was one of the most painful
things that has ever happened in my life.
Speaker 4 (34:48):
And that is one thing. If you have teeth removed
for any reason, smoking will cause a dry socket. And
he smoked, and he said it was one hundred thousand
times worse.
Speaker 1 (34:56):
I've heard dry That's the one thing like that scared
the mess out of me.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
I was hearing about dry So I.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
Got my wisdoms out. I got one dry socket. They
have to take a tool and jam a medicated pad
up into the hole that is already absolutely on fire.
Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yes, much pain.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
It all was awful.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
I can't even imagine. Yeah, don't do that.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Listen to what the doctor says when they give you
the take home rules. Just follow the instructions. It's a Thursday,
coming towards the end of the week. Maybe the week
hasn't gone the way that you had hoped, or maybe
just things this morning aren't exactly going the way you
had planned. Well, I want to make you feel a
little bit better about yourself, and we do so by
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visiting one of my favorite websites called f my Life,
where people get to just go on and complain about
things going on in their life so you can feel
better about yours. Like this person who says, today I
ignored my wife's phone call at work since all she
ever wants to do is complain and talk about chores
and projects. An hour later, security called my desk. She
showed up a my work to bitch me out for
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ignoring her. Now I'm the laughing stock of the office.
Speaker 3 (36:05):
I feel like you need some marriage count.
Speaker 1 (36:06):
That's yeah, that sounds like a problem, and they're showing
up at work to complain about you not picking up
their phone calls knowing you're at work. That sounds like
there's some deeper rooted issues there, for sure. This person says, today,
I arrived at a campsite, got everything set up, and
went for a shower. However, when I got back, a
drunken rhino of a woman had crawled into my tent,
bend sick, and passed out on my freshly washed bedding.
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She was so big I couldn't even roll her. I
had to sleep in my car.
Speaker 3 (36:33):
What you know what I think? You just called that
a loss and drive away, Leave her in there, leave
the tent at all.
Speaker 11 (36:40):
That's it.
Speaker 4 (36:41):
Shock it up to a loss, that's it.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
It's an unfortunate weekend.
Speaker 1 (36:44):
Write it off as a tax, right, Like I donated
all my camping gear.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
Yes, where is that campsite?
Speaker 2 (36:51):
Right? Today?
Speaker 1 (36:52):
My boss flipped me off in traffic on the way
to work.
Speaker 3 (36:57):
That is so good.
Speaker 5 (36:58):
I pull it up to a red line.
Speaker 1 (37:01):
Or like you pull out of McDonald's and you get
honked at because maybe you accidentally cut someone off, and
then that car pulls around and it is your boss
just giving you the big old middle finger.
Speaker 3 (37:09):
Bro One time I was driving to church and I
was at a red light and the light turned green,
the arrow they didn't move. You know, they're on their phone, right,
So I'm like, I honked real, you know, pretty aggressively.
I will say that. Then this person turns men, pulls
into church, pulls into church. Fortunately there are like a
few thousand people can hide. But oh, that's embarrassing. You're like, yeah, the.
Speaker 1 (37:33):
Best part of that story, though, is you started going, bro, bro,
go tell you something pro This person says, today, my
dad's cremated remains came in the mail. This is the
first time in my entire adult life that he has
visited me at home. Oh no, that's a big old FML.
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Today I found out I've been calling my boyfriend's dad
by the wrong name for the past two years. No
one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at
me when I wasn't around.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
I would be so mad about that. Oh, come on,
that's embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
I would totally do that, right.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Oh, I would want if Nora wasn't saying someone's name, right.
Speaker 2 (38:17):
Oh, I would go on dad's gold.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Let's see, today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by
dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on
my ass and stepped on my hand while trying to
help me up. Today, my Corgie brought her brought me
her new favorite treat into my bed, a rotting deer
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hoof with six inches of leg attached.
Speaker 4 (38:50):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
She left it on my pillow and the smell woke
me up. She wasn't even on the bed when I
woke up. She just dropped it off and left.
Speaker 4 (39:00):
What do you do?
Speaker 1 (39:01):
You burn those sheets now like a deer huf? Yeah,
you're not using those.
Speaker 3 (39:11):
Move call the loss. We're done here.
Speaker 4 (39:14):
Right off the house, there was a.
Speaker 1 (39:17):
Dead deer huff a not off deer bone in my bed.
Speaker 2 (39:21):
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
H And finally, today I was using a public toilet
stall when the lock gave way and the.
Speaker 2 (39:29):
Door swung open halfway.
Speaker 1 (39:32):
I froze, and the person who was washing his hands
at the sink looked at me in the mirror awkwardly
and said, I see you. I muttered I'm sorry, as
he walked out, looking like you've seen a ghost.
Speaker 4 (39:48):
I see you.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
That is about my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1 (39:52):
I mean, I'm I'm a door even in my own house,
I locked the bathroom door when I'm going, guys, I
don't know.
Speaker 3 (39:59):
You around naked about I have to explain what's going
on in there. You really don't. You don't need someone
poking their head in and then you're sitting there have
to a paving to apologize for doing what your body
needs to do.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
Yeah, I just I also think, like I can't think
of a more embarrassing situation to be caught in than midwife.
Like I cannot say if you lock eye to eye,
there's no way and look I'll be the first.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I'm I'm a I'm a I'm a stander. I'm not
I'm not a leaner. I'm a stander.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
So like if you're like halfway over.
Speaker 3 (40:36):
Wait you stand and then bend over.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Yeah yeah, I get.
Speaker 1 (40:39):
The get the hearts going, okay, toilet papers yeah yeah.
So to be half over cheeks of cumba tumbo and
just like eyes just locking eyes with someone with your
hand reaching around back, Oh man, that I can't.
Speaker 2 (40:55):
Think of it.
Speaker 3 (40:56):
Maybe putting a dead bowl on that. Oh yeah, you
don't want to be caught.
Speaker 1 (40:59):
I don't want to be caught in that position. I
even don't like it. Like if there's if there's if
you're in the public bathroom and they've got like the
thin because not all doors are the same, you know,
most I love you go to a public bathroom, it's
got the full door that you can shut. That's amazing.
But most have got this like the slits in them
you can see right.
Speaker 5 (41:19):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
So if I'm standing up doing my thing, someone walks in,
I'm sitting back down.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Oh wait, I'm just gonna I'm wait there for a minute.
That's just the worst.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You get a better angle.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Stand, yes, I think so.
Speaker 2 (41:30):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (41:32):
I can't imagine leaning and then and then if it's
a loose toilet seat, you get the pinch in the
thigh because the toilet seat shifts while you're leaning to
one side.
Speaker 3 (41:39):
And then lean forward or I'm trying to think it's
a lean forward.
Speaker 2 (41:44):
It's just a more aggressive lean forward.
Speaker 3 (41:47):
You're really making a mess back there, that's what you're saying.
Speaker 4 (41:51):
Oh, Jackson Pollock the time for sure.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
So so you are the Kudans the.
Speaker 4 (41:57):
Cost to land.
Speaker 5 (42:00):
Just don't understand.
Speaker 1 (42:02):
All right, what's the angriest you ever made your parents?
Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine to seven zero.
I'd bring this up I was reminded of a story
my second there's my second radio job ever. I was
working in Fort Wayne, Indiana, and I had to do
what we call a live remote, where you head out
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you broadcast live from somewhere. And what used to be
very popular back in the day was just about every
weekend there was a chance there was a good chance
that someone from the radio station was gonna do a
broadcast from a car dealership. They always had us out
on the weekend, oh yeah, to talk about the big sale.
And then in Fort Wayne, twice a year they would
have a couple of the auto groups get together and
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they would rent out like the parking lot of the venue,
the the you know, the the sports arena, and they
would fill the entire parking lot with thousands of cars.
So it was the big, huge, three day car zone.
So I was doing a live broadcast and I saw
a Jeep Wrangler, a soft top manual transmission Wrangler sport
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and man, I always wanted a Wrangler. So I called
my mom and I was a Mom, look, I've done
the math in my head. I can I can make
this work for the car payment. I'm when I'm trading
my car. But I need a co signer. I was
twenty twenty five at the time, twenty four at the time,
and she reluctantly said, okay. Well, me, being the type
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of person I am and the type of financial responsibility
that I live on, I did not make all my
car payments, and unfortunately it was affecting my mom's credit.
So my mom sent a one of those car trailer
trucks to pick up the jeep.
Speaker 3 (43:47):
Repod you your mom, my mom repot. She did what
she had to do.
Speaker 2 (43:53):
She took the.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
Car, She got rid of her car and just took
the jeep. Okay, so she was already mad about that.
I don't know, but she got more mad two months
later when she was driving down I seventy five in Detroit,
and all of a sudden, the jeep just starts to rattle.
He's going down the highway and this steering wheel is
just so. She starts to slow down and pull over
to the side of the road, and that's when the
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rear passenger tire passed her on the highway. The tie
rod snapped on the jeep and the tire came off.
Something tire came up. Thankfully, she made it to the
side of the road when the tow truck showed up.
They said, I don't know how you were alive? Wow, Like,
how did this thing not just flip and roll over?
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So then I got another reaming for that. Now, how
that exactly was my fault?
Speaker 2 (44:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (44:47):
It's not like I loosened the lug nuts on the
tire when she picked up the car when the car,
you know.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
Was picked up.
Speaker 3 (44:51):
Oh, she's probably going all the way back to birth
at this point.
Speaker 1 (44:54):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (44:56):
Oh yeah she was. She was livid to say the least.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
So what did you do and what did you do
to make your parents the most angry? And it could
be something because I was twenty four, but maybe you
did something in your teenage years or something which is
wheney usually happens blitz, good morning.
Speaker 4 (45:16):
Hi, who's this Good morning?
Speaker 2 (45:18):
It's Tristan.
Speaker 1 (45:18):
Tristan. What is the angriest you ever made your parents?
Speaker 2 (45:22):
All?
Speaker 9 (45:22):
Right, So long story short. During high school, my parents
were like, if you and your friends want to do stuff,
this is your safe haven. All my friends were invited over.
We could do what we wanted during any time of
the day. My mom's rule was after dark, do not
wake me.
Speaker 5 (45:39):
Up.
Speaker 9 (45:40):
Well, one night, one of my buddies that was saying
the night got tired of all the company and him
and I decided to throw a small can of spray
paint into the fire. Guoke my mom up and shut
down the party.
Speaker 1 (45:56):
Oh yeah, that's not a quiet little pop. That's a
that's a decent, a decent explosion.
Speaker 9 (46:05):
And it didn't help that the spray paint can came
like three feet from hitting her car. Sean forbid it
would have done that?
Speaker 1 (46:12):
No, what what was there? Did people get covered in paint?
What happened there?
Speaker 9 (46:17):
No, it kind of just blew up and the spray
paint can took off like a rocket.
Speaker 4 (46:21):
Right.
Speaker 1 (46:21):
Yeah, I would. There would be times where we would
be sitting around a campfire or like a little little
back back back yard fire and I would take a
I would take a lighter when no one was looking
and just kind of tossed it the fire.
Speaker 9 (46:34):
Oh yeah, or acorns. Acorns will blow up in a
fire too.
Speaker 2 (46:38):
Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 9 (46:40):
Oh yeah, So the next time you ever get about camping,
find some acorns and tot them in there.
Speaker 4 (46:48):
Goose is now going to take a ton of acorns
to Indian Lake this weekend.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
I've just become a living chipmunk. I'm going to find
all the acorns doors.
Speaker 9 (46:56):
Sure gavined all of them up.
Speaker 2 (46:58):
Buddy, Oh, I get Tristan takes you the call.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Let's see we got a text with Katie. After I
moved out of my parents' house, I still had a
spare key to the car. When they would leave for work,
I would take the car and put it back before
they got home. Until one day a neighbor parked in
that spot and I had to go door to door
trying to figure out who it was and get them
to move their car, but to no avail. So I
got caught and in deep trouble. That happens Blatie, Who's
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this Will?
Speaker 2 (47:25):
Will? What's the angriest you ever made your parents?
Speaker 1 (47:29):
When I was eight years old, I was in our
driveway and through a fairly large stick at a Mercedes Benz,
a newer model. Oh so there was damage that was done,
and your parents around the hook for it. It's not
as much as damage, but I did hide in the
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clothes hamper to try to avoid my mom's wrath. Yeah,
now not that not that eight year olds always think
so clearly, But what do you remember what the behind
the thought process was behind throwing the stick at the Mercedes?
Speaker 2 (48:03):
Like?
Speaker 1 (48:03):
Were you angry at the Mercedes? Were you trying to
tame the Mercedes?
Speaker 5 (48:08):
Why?
Speaker 2 (48:08):
Why did you throw the stick at it?
Speaker 6 (48:10):
I think my mom knocked that memory out of me.
Speaker 1 (48:16):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (48:16):
I woke up and it was next Tuesday.
Speaker 1 (48:19):
Hey, thanks for the calling, man, i'pe you have a
great one. Eight hundred and one ninety nine seven. Oh,
you can shoot us a text and give us call
it the same number. Want to hear your stories, Oh, Kelly,
I want to hear yours next too as well. What's
the angriest you ever made your parents? What's the angriest
you've ever made your parents?
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Kelly? What's the angriest you ever made your parents?
Speaker 5 (48:38):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (48:38):
Just really quickly. I was always a rule follower, so
I pretty much didn't make my parents that angry. I
heard a little bit of a mouth on me, a
foul mouth, so I get in trouble for cussing. But
I was sort of getting into it with my mom
a lot in my later teens, about eighteen years old.
She and I were just clashing, get not getting along.
My dad took me out for a drive and he goes, hey,
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just to let you know, like, I love you, but
I'm choosing your mom. So if you can't get it together,
you're moving out.
Speaker 1 (49:05):
Good for him.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
Yeah, I am a firm I am a firm believer.
Speaker 4 (49:09):
I get it.
Speaker 2 (49:11):
The kids are there.
Speaker 1 (49:12):
To do anything for your kids second to your spouse,
because those kids are going to be around for eighteen
years and after that it's back to you and your spouse.
Speaker 2 (49:21):
That is That is number one for sure.
Speaker 3 (49:24):
Yeah, loud and clear, are you shaking your head?
Speaker 1 (49:26):
Think you don't agree?
Speaker 4 (49:27):
No, kids come first, No way, No, it's a whole
nother discussion.
Speaker 1 (49:32):
There's a whole nother discussion. All right, Lisa, good morning.
How are you?
Speaker 10 (49:37):
I am good?
Speaker 8 (49:38):
Are you guys doing excellent?
Speaker 2 (49:40):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (49:40):
What's the angriest you ever made? Your parents?
Speaker 12 (49:43):
So it wasn't me. I was safe, they promised. But
my little brother, oh okay, he has those little green
army guys and he would play war in the tree
line in our out by our house. And apparently day
he decided to get a book of matches and he
would like them and then blow them out and throw
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him to emmilate like the soap bombs.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
Oh he's his own little green arm old man.
Speaker 4 (50:10):
Okay, yeah, oh my god.
Speaker 12 (50:12):
He set the entire tree line on fire in a
blaze of glory and almost set the neighbor's house.
Speaker 1 (50:22):
On fire, like decent sized trees.
Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah they were.
Speaker 12 (50:27):
They were pines, so.
Speaker 4 (50:29):
They were yeah above the house.
Speaker 12 (50:33):
And he runs in the house and I've never seen
the look of O f O my brother. We run out,
I run out the hoose wooden reach.
Speaker 1 (50:47):
That's that's a fire department involvement.
Speaker 2 (50:49):
I'm assuming those are fire trucks.
Speaker 12 (50:51):
Yeah, there it was. It was a too alarm fire
for sure.
Speaker 1 (50:57):
Yeah, that would take off the parents for sure. Thanks
for joining the show this morning, Jim.
Speaker 2 (51:02):
What's going on?
Speaker 5 (51:03):
Man?
Speaker 1 (51:03):
What's the angriest you ever made?
Speaker 5 (51:04):
Your parents?
Speaker 6 (51:06):
Dan parents?
Speaker 2 (51:09):
I was fifteen.
Speaker 6 (51:10):
My dad was an assistant fire chief, and my buddy
and I decided to borrow his fire chief car and
go around the block. No, in the vehicle and the
top of all, my buddy was sticking his head out
the window going woo woo.
Speaker 2 (51:36):
Were people pulling over for you?
Speaker 6 (51:39):
No, it was just around the little neighborhood.
Speaker 4 (51:42):
That great, It's awesome.
Speaker 2 (51:45):
Thanks for the call, man.
Speaker 1 (51:47):
Thank I rest you. What's the angriest you ever made
your parents?
Speaker 10 (51:49):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (51:49):
My gosh. So when I was six, I knew I
wasn't allowed to use the stove. At six years old,
I wanted French toast really bad. It was a weekend
and I was the only one awake, and I was
gonna make it anyway, but I couldn't use the stove.
So I mixed all the milk and egg and got
it already, and I put that down in the toaster
and put the toaster down, and toasta would never come
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up again. And my grandmother was ready to wring my neck. Man,
good toaster.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
The egg milk combo just solidified and ended it. This
will work right, same thing, no problem. All right, let's
say last one blizz, good morning.
Speaker 9 (52:28):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (52:28):
Who's this Steve?
Speaker 1 (52:31):
What's the angriest you ever made your parents?
Speaker 5 (52:34):
Well?
Speaker 6 (52:34):
I made my dad really angry, but I was. I
was probably about ten. I sleepwalked and I went out
in the kitchen, got a glass of milk, drank it,
walked over and there was like three steps, and went
down in the liver, and I proceeded to say every
because word I ever heard come out of my.
Speaker 1 (52:50):
Dad's I can't blame you sleepwalking though, that's a medical condition.
Speaker 6 (52:58):
I mean, yeah, well he was come up off the couch.
I have four kids, now I'm gonna be down the
three and my mirror grabbed his arm. It said he's sleepwalking.
He goes, well, I'll wake his a up.
Speaker 3 (53:09):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (53:09):
Uh huh, I mean unless you're unless you're putting uh,
you know, couch pillows in the oven. I think that
you should be fine walking.
Speaker 4 (53:19):
Nothing you can do about that summer.
Speaker 6 (53:21):
Then that summer, my buddy brings over his dad's ancient
babe gun. It was like a shotgun. So when you
pumped it and you went out right. When I was
pumping it out, he was like, don't hit the end
of it. It went off, hit the neighbor's car, put
a hole, buter hole, and then shattered it.
Speaker 2 (53:37):
Yeah, you're just a trouble child.
Speaker 6 (53:40):
Grabbed well red here and a leo. Yeah, so he
grabs his Johnny goes, I wasn't here, took off. I went, well,
go face for me.
Speaker 1 (53:49):
I wasn't here, and he's gone, I love it, Thank
you Winter.
Speaker 6 (53:56):
You know, Chrysler's back in the late seventies eighties, when
you start him up in winter time. They have a
high idol. His wife gets out and the car hops
out and goes out. We had a three car garage,
so it's separated for the third car and the two
car garage. She creams right into that. He comes around
the door, around the corner my dad and just bust
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up lavigate. I guess we're even now, and he goes,
I took that cost a little bit more than a
window window, right.
Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1 (54:22):
Hey, thanks for the call man, have a great Thursday.
We will talk to you soon. Now, all right, un listen,
the three things you need to know before you go.
Speaker 3 (54:31):
All right, we're talking this morning about an accident on
seventy one and Pickaway County that had the interstate closed. Well,
that closure started last night at ten thirty pm, lasted
until this morning around seven am. There were cars stuck
there all night in traffic. Troopers had to go around
and wake people up to get moving at seventy one this.
Speaker 1 (54:53):
Morning, just sleeping in their car all night long.
Speaker 3 (54:56):
Yeah, I've said that night there is that wild cruze. Yeah.
So that's all clearing up now, So thank goodness.
Speaker 2 (55:02):
What's the longest you've ever been stuck?
Speaker 3 (55:04):
I want to say it's probably been three hours. I've
been stuck on a completely closed.
Speaker 1 (55:08):
Okay, I was. I was six in a blizzard in
a Colorado. A long time in the car on the highway.
Speaker 3 (55:16):
Especially if your tank is like, yeah.
Speaker 2 (55:18):
Well the other thing.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Two was in the lane next shows in the left
hand lane, and the lane next to me was a
semi truck and the wind was at like sixty seventy
miles an hour. So I'm watching the semi trailer sway
back and forth, and I was like, please don't blow over.
Speaker 5 (55:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:33):
Oh gosh.
Speaker 4 (55:34):
Two months ago getting into Sonic Temple Day one.
Speaker 3 (55:36):
Oh that was rough. That was rough.
Speaker 4 (55:42):
We didn't move for an hour. I know, we did
not move.
Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, there, yikes. Well, there's a little village in Franklin
County called Bryce. It's basically right at Refugee in Bryce Roads.
It just so happens that Columbus City Council President Shannon
Hardin got a speeding ticket there in decembery was going
thirty in a twenty in a school zone and they
have speed camera, so there's a picture taken. He gets
a ticket in the mail. It's a couple hundred bucks.
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He is ticked, right, this guy is really mad. So
he starts digging into this little village of Bryce and like, basically,
this little tiny village of one hundred residents has issued
almost forty seven hundred tickets so far this year. It's
a speed trap, no doubt. That's twenty five times more
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than Westerville has issued, eighty times more than Dublin has issued.
All Right. The Bryce police chief, though, has come out
and said because they're trying to sort of say listen,
you can't do that. They've shut down. They shucked a
member new Rome thick. Yes, I mean that was a
speed trap, and they dissolved. It ended up dissolving. It
was this tiny little village.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
Okay, But if you're.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
Going ten miles an hour over the speed limit in
a school.
Speaker 3 (56:50):
Zone, okay, I agree. Wait and listen to what the
police chief of Bryce said. But the police chief said,
we don't set the speed limit here is the county
take it up with them. We're just enforcing the law here.
So if you have a problem with us enforcing the law,
I guess, you know, maybe you've got some soul searching
to do. Anyway, the village does have those speed cameras.
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I don't know the legality of it. Obviously, it is enforceable,
although a nice percentage of those tickets have been contested.
In one Shannon Harden says, we have to take all
those cases here in Columbus. You are burdening us by
giving everybody speeding tickets in your little village. So I
don't know, man, but I'm with you. You shouldn't be speeding,
especially in the school zone.
Speaker 1 (57:33):
I mean, we'll do it. It's just if they got
a camera set up that clicks off every time someone
speeds by, yeah, instead of an officer sitting on the
side of the road, then you're gonna get caught, right, Yep.
Speaker 5 (57:45):
All right.
Speaker 3 (57:46):
Members of James's Addiction have filed a dueling lawsuits over
singer Perry Ferrell's on stage scuffle with guitarist Stave Navarro
at a Boston concert last year. We talked about that
ad nauseum. It prompted the cancelation of the rest of
their reunion tour and plan. So that was a disaster
what happened on stage. Dave Navarro, drummer Stephen Perkins, and
bassist Eric Avery sued Ferrell in Los Angeles Sperial Court yesterday,
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seeking at least ten million dollars, alleging that Farrell's behavior
on the tour range from erradick to out of control,
culminating in the assault where Perry punched Navarro both on
stage and backstage. But Farrell and his wife Eddie lou
Ferrell sued the three bandmates in the same court yesterday
for what they said bullying, harassment, and defamation. And they
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say that Navarro and Avery assaulted him and his wife backstage.
There's their alleging assault as well.
Speaker 1 (58:39):
Well, the problem is we've got proof of you punching.
Speaker 3 (58:43):
Stage, video proof.
Speaker 1 (58:45):
Do you have anything else backstage?
Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah, we got to see. But he claims that Avery
held him back while Navarro started delivering some punches.
Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (58:56):
I mean, someone's gonna win something, because obviously this financial
burdens huge one group, either Perry or the rest of
the BEA's always been a loose cannon man, for sure.
Speaker 4 (59:08):
Believe anything he says.
Speaker 3 (59:10):
There's sort of a legend as in substance surprise there
either you know, I don't know anyway. Those are the
three things, all.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Right, it's been set a ton.
Speaker 1 (59:21):
There are two types of people in this world. Can
you think of one, Kelly? There are two types of
people in this world.
Speaker 3 (59:26):
Yeah, givers and takers.
Speaker 1 (59:28):
Okay, that's pretty simple until the point, Yeah, thick, can
you think of a there's two types of people in
this world.
Speaker 4 (59:35):
People are willing to get their hands dirty and people
who ain't.
Speaker 2 (59:39):
I know where I fall.
Speaker 4 (59:42):
I ain't get my hands dirty.
Speaker 3 (59:45):
To not want to get my.
Speaker 2 (59:47):
Hands dirty, nice soft and these hands.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
You could touch a baby's butt and not know the
difference between bad and my hands.
Speaker 4 (59:56):
I hope you don't do that, no matter.
Speaker 2 (01:00:00):
Side check.
Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Every day I find a random baby and I'm like,
come here, baby, you've been to bois but my hand, uh,
well there's a new one I saw, and I would
I would have to agree there are two types of
people in this world. When you go grocery shopping, do
you take something off the shelf and place it.
Speaker 2 (01:00:21):
Into your cart?
Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Or do you does everything like you have organized and
think or do you just grab something off the shelf
and chuck it in your cart?
Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Because I'm a shucker, I walk by I.
Speaker 1 (01:00:34):
Knew walking, and I'm like, flop flop. I'm not chucking
the eggs in the cart. But yeah, if I'm in
like a couple of packs of ramen or you know,
even the even like the meat.
Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
I'll give it.
Speaker 1 (01:00:48):
I'll give it a little like cornhole toss, where you
give it the and the lands in the cart thick
you're laughing is if you're a placer.
Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
I have a problem. You have a problem with the
whole grocery shop. I am so anal. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
Are you still talking about grocery shop? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Oh okay, yeah, what what what is it about grocery shop?
Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
What do you mean?
Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
First, first off, I go once a week. Meals are
planned out for the week, and I go to the
grocery store once a week. I make a list. The
list is in order of the way I shop through
the store, and as I go and get my stuff,
it is all placed in a specific place, the way
it's going to be bagged, because I'm bagging it at
the end. All the colds together, you know, boxes and
dry goods together. Yeah, I have a problem. I have
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a problem all the produces together.
Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
Heather refuse to go shopping with you.
Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
She has no idea. How did I do this? Oh okay, yeah,
because I do all the grocery shop right, yeah, yeah, okay,
I'm that person. I don't know that maybe a third one.
Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
I'm I'm usually every other day because I don't know
what I'm gonna be in the mood for.
Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
I don't know what Nora's gonna.
Speaker 5 (01:01:52):
Be in the mood.
Speaker 4 (01:01:52):
Yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I like to try, you know, like, Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
If I see a new recipe, I'm like, oh, I want
to try this tomorrow, So I'll go to the store
tomorrow and pick up the things I need.
Speaker 2 (01:01:59):
Got you a placer or a tosser.
Speaker 3 (01:02:01):
I think it might be somewhere in between the two
of you, because I do like the smaller shopping carts.
I don't like a big shopping cart, so if I
have a bigger shopping trup, I'll still use the small cart.
So I do need to jenga the crap out of
my groceries. They need to fit, but I don't. I yes,
when I'm on when I'm going through the self checkout,
(01:02:23):
which I always do too, I will take out all
the colds together and bag them together. I'll do that.
Speaker 1 (01:02:28):
But yeah, I would love to see U Kelly go
and try and like shop at Costco with their cards.
That'd be like I was hers trying to put the
boulder up the Mountain.
Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
I was just there last week. I made my sister
do the car. It's too stressful for me. I cannot
push that card. I didn't even offer it's her Costco membership.
I'm like you, you're in charge, baby. I cannot get through
these crowds with that cart. I can't do it.
Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
You You, shopping with a Costco cart would be like
mini me trying to push an F one fifty like.
Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
It's just.
Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Well, yeah, think about it. There's two types of people
in this world. Are you a placer or a tosser?
When it comes to the shopping cart? Bla's good morning.
Speaker 5 (01:03:12):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (01:03:12):
Who's this.
Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
Eron?
Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
Are you a placer or a tosser?
Speaker 8 (01:03:18):
Well, I'm a tauser And the worst part is I'm
a sooner, So I cask everything, even stuff I'm not
supposed to be getting, like yeah, going.
Speaker 3 (01:03:33):
Home, like I'll throw you get your eggs, and then
you need a big bag of charcoal and you just
toss it on top of the eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
A total total mayhem when it comes to your shopping trip.
Speaker 8 (01:03:48):
Yes, my wife will not shop with me, all right.
Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Refuse this, refuse Well, thanks for the call, Aaron, and
I just realized we could save this category asking if
you're a placer or tosser and use it in different
different ways.
Speaker 4 (01:04:04):
For sure, not so breaking news.
Speaker 1 (01:04:08):
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.
Speaker 4 (01:04:13):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:04:13):
So here we have Lancaster, right, yes, okay, but over
in Pennsylvania Lancaster, yes, yeah, Well, they had a big
issue the other day. In fact, this was yesterday morning
when a dump truck hauling twenty thousand rotten eggs spilled
(01:04:34):
all over the highway. Now here's the problem. So they
had the eggs loaded into the truck ready for transport.
It was being taken to a mulching facility, which is
what they do with these old eggs. However, the dump
truck part of the truck was not covered and they
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had heavy, heavy rain, so the back the dump truck
filled up with water, leaving these eggs slashing around in
the back of the truck. So as this truck is
driving down the highway taking curves and stuff, eggs are
just pouring out as they slash around in the back
of the truck, causing major major issues. Of course, that
(01:05:19):
many spilled eggs in one spot are extremely slippery.
Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
They're rotten eggs.
Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
Now they actually had to have environmental hazard teams come
clean it up. Not to mention, rotten eggs seeping into
the water can cause an environmental problem and an environmental
hazard if it seeps.
Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Into the water.
Speaker 1 (01:05:41):
So they had to run and it to spend many
many hours cleaning out. Oh God, I can feel it
in the back of my throat.
Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
That is not good.
Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Moving on, Can you think of what would be a
promotion from a store that they could do if they
were to give you free stuff? What is something you
might be willing to do, Like what brand would it
take for you to get like a two x two tattoo?
If you could get free this if you tattooed this
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company on your body.
Speaker 2 (01:06:22):
What might be something new you.
Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Would have asked me ten years ago, it would have
been dairy queen. But now I'm lactose intolerant, so that
would have been a really bad, so bad all of.
Speaker 2 (01:06:30):
A sudden, you can't do it anymore.
Speaker 3 (01:06:32):
Yes, that I still have that tattoo.
Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
Well.
Speaker 1 (01:06:34):
There was a sushi promotion in Taiwan where a chain
of sushi call stores called Sushi ro was offering free
mail free meals, not free males free meals to anyone
whose name contained the Chinese characters for salmon. If you
had in your name, if you had the Chinese characters
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for salmon, then you would get free meals. Well, that
problem did more than three hundred and thirty people to
rush to the government office to change their name legally
to include salmon in their name.
Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Now here's the problem. Over in Taiwan.
Speaker 1 (01:07:12):
They have got rules according to the twenty fifteen Name Act,
which allows citizens three lifetime name changes. First of all,
who's changing their name three times? I don't understand, But
that did cause a problem for one university student who
changed his name to Zaying Salomon Dream. But he didn't
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realize he would not be able to change his name again.
He had already changed his name a couple times. Again,
who's changing their name that much?
Speaker 5 (01:07:44):
Do you know what?
Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
I know somebody who did change their name because their
dad Blue Town. They got a good step dad in
and so they changed their name from their birth name
to their stepdad's last name.
Speaker 1 (01:07:56):
That makes total sense. I've seen that done before. Yeah,
and that is one name change.
Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Okay, then you change it for the food promotion.
Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
And then well well you get married after get married
and then you change your name for the food promotion.
Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
So three name change.
Speaker 3 (01:08:13):
There you go, I could see it.
Speaker 2 (01:08:14):
That's a lot that well.
Speaker 1 (01:08:18):
Uh, the the chain of sushi restaurants had to cancel
the promotion from a little nudging from the government being like, look,
we can't have people changing their name left and right because.
Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Of your little promotion.
Speaker 1 (01:08:30):
So they've decided to pull the promotion, which is now
troublesome for the people who did change their name, because
does that mean they still get the free free meals
or because the promotion was pulled they're not doing it
anymore because I'd be.
Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
Ticked if I went and changed my name.
Speaker 1 (01:08:46):
And then the place that was doing the promotion says
now they made us stop. Oh that's so pissed as
you're not so breaking news. Not Eve had seven of
the blitz.
Speaker 2 (01:08:57):
One and only name that too.
Speaker 1 (01:09:00):
What is the answer?
Speaker 5 (01:09:05):
All right?
Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
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(01:09:27):
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after a questionable win yesterday fifteen eleven and four, the
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current record Kelly versus Goose, we need two more representatives
eight hundred ninety nine seven, Oh Blitz, Good morning? Hi?
Speaker 4 (01:10:01):
Who's this hey?
Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
Slayson?
Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
Yes, sir, all right, Slayson? Your choice? Do you want
to be represented by Kelly or Goose Goose? I think
it made the right choice this morning, slays.
Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
And I'm just I'm not gonna forget the Slayson, but
do you.
Speaker 1 (01:10:18):
Hang on one second, Let's find Kelly's partner.
Speaker 2 (01:10:21):
Blitz, Good morning, Hi, who's this?
Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
All right?
Speaker 2 (01:10:24):
Blitz? Hello?
Speaker 4 (01:10:26):
Hey, Hey, who's this?
Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
This is Justin Justin right, justin Tuny Radio Now for me.
Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
I love the sound to my own voice and all
but all right.
Speaker 3 (01:10:34):
Justin, I have great news for you, like maybe the
best news you're gonna get all day, and that is
that we are partners.
Speaker 6 (01:10:41):
Yes, right, let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:10:43):
Did you hear the crickets?
Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Did you hear looks crickets crikets?
Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
Yes? I did? I don't like it?
Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
All right, Slason, I got you? Justin, Kelly's got you.
We are going to play Name that tune. It is
a very simple. If you've seen the game, you know,
oh uh, Thick is going to give us a clue
to a song, right yep, and then we are going
to wager back and forth as to how many seconds,
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how many beats we can name that song in, and
then we'll see if you get the answer right, it
can be stolen. If you don't get it. So, Thick,
are you ready?
Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
I am ready? Okay, are you guys ready? I think so?
Speaker 2 (01:11:24):
Let's name that tune?
Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
All right? So I will give you the clue, and
who's going first on the bidding?
Speaker 3 (01:11:31):
Kelly win, go ahead, ye had a pretty big win yesterday.
Speaker 4 (01:11:34):
And then you will start to betting. You can bid
up to five seconds of the of the song. Cluk,
and then we'll see who who bids the lowest. All right,
Your clue is there's a stain on your shirt. There
is a stain on your shirt. Kelly, you may start
the bidding.
Speaker 3 (01:11:52):
Oh, I can name that tune in two seconds.
Speaker 4 (01:11:55):
Two seconds, all right.
Speaker 2 (01:11:59):
Name that tune.
Speaker 3 (01:12:02):
Crap, did I go too low?
Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
You might have We'll see. All right, let's go, Kelly.
Here are your two seconds. Name that tune?
Speaker 3 (01:12:13):
Oh, diurney laundry.
Speaker 11 (01:12:16):
Yes, it's a great song.
Speaker 4 (01:12:35):
Alright, alright, Kelly's got one on the board. All right,
let's go.
Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
All right.
Speaker 4 (01:12:41):
Your next clue here is let me let me get
over to the other page.
Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
Now, sorry, what I am waiting?
Speaker 1 (01:12:51):
I'm all amped up. Let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Your next clue is you can't find you. You can't
find you. Goose start the I can name it in
four seconds. Four seconds, Kelly, I'll go three.
Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
I can't find you. All right, I'm gonna go too.
Sent you on last time.
Speaker 3 (01:13:09):
I'm going one key.
Speaker 1 (01:13:12):
Right second?
Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Well, go ahead, Kelly.
Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Wait, what's the clue again? You can't find your find yourself?
You can't find you, You can't find you?
Speaker 4 (01:13:21):
Yes, all right, Kelly, here is your one second? Name
that tune?
Speaker 3 (01:13:27):
Oh, I don't know that song.
Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
I don't know that one more time. No, you can't.
But if you if you're gonna even take a guess.
Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
Don't I get the full five cents?
Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:13:38):
Oh that's so wrong, man, I really bone myself.
Speaker 4 (01:13:44):
All right, go ahead, I want that full five seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
Lose yourself. That's the new gameplay. That's the new gameplay.
Speaker 1 (01:14:09):
Look, Kelly is so egotistical and competitive.
Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
She'll go to one second every time. She won't get it.
Speaker 1 (01:14:15):
I get the full five seconds.
Speaker 5 (01:14:19):
Alright, one to one?
Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Here we go, song number three.
Speaker 4 (01:14:22):
Uh, your clue this time is it's your only option.
It's your only option, Kelly. You may start the B
two seconds. Wow, she went right there to force you
to one.
Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
It's your only option. All right, Well, I guess my
only option is to go one second?
Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
Are you gonna go one?
Speaker 5 (01:14:41):
On?
Speaker 2 (01:14:41):
One second?
Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
And go one second? All right? Gus, here is your
one second? Name that tune?
Speaker 5 (01:15:03):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
What I know it?
Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
All right, Kelly, get back to your microphone.
Speaker 4 (01:15:10):
Go ahead, all right, Kelly gets you. Don't you have
to guess?
Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Kelly?
Speaker 4 (01:15:15):
Get you get the full five seconds?
Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Kelly cut myself in two pieces. This is my last resort,
he says.
Speaker 1 (01:15:32):
This is my I was saying it to myself, and
I still couldn't play the.
Speaker 4 (01:15:38):
Radio editor.
Speaker 1 (01:15:43):
The fire.
Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
I don't know why I was doing this at home,
and I guess I had the regular version at home
and not the radio edit.
Speaker 1 (01:15:53):
All right to one, let's go.
Speaker 4 (01:15:55):
Kelly's up two to one? Al right? Next clip here
is or I'm sorry. The next clue here is if
I could get to it? For gosh sakes, where did
it go? Dag gone it? All right? Uh? The parachute failed.
The parachute failed. Goose may start the bidding.
Speaker 2 (01:16:19):
I'm going one second?
Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
Oh, right off the bat, just free falling. Why is
that your second? I don't need any second.
Speaker 10 (01:16:36):
I don't need any second.
Speaker 3 (01:16:38):
That was so good. We just I had to give
him a double high five. That was so good. Clips,
well done.
Speaker 4 (01:16:47):
Whoever gets the next one is the winner? Tied to two?
Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Here?
Speaker 11 (01:16:54):
All right?
Speaker 4 (01:16:55):
The clue here is there are no right angles. Kelly.
You may start the bid.
Speaker 1 (01:17:02):
Two seconds, all right, go ahead, Kelly.
Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
Two seconds, Kelly, and two seconds? Here are your two seconds?
Name that tune?
Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
Oh, panamal, isn't it Panama?
Speaker 2 (01:17:25):
Well?
Speaker 4 (01:17:25):
Goose has a chance to steal.
Speaker 1 (01:17:27):
I get the full five seconds?
Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
A full five seconds? That song?
Speaker 2 (01:17:31):
Didn't you think I thought you got?
Speaker 4 (01:17:33):
It?
Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Doesn't make sense with it. It doesn't make any sense
with the I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 1 (01:17:38):
Are your five seconds said the same thing?
Speaker 4 (01:17:40):
Here are your five seconds? Name that tune?
Speaker 3 (01:17:48):
Oh my gosh, Panama, you definitely know it's Van Halen.
We've got that down, do you do?
Speaker 1 (01:17:59):
We really not got a guess? There are no there
are no right angles nine degrees.
Speaker 5 (01:18:09):
Uh right.
Speaker 1 (01:18:24):
Someone needs to sue someone there. I never noticed that before.
Someone needs to sue someone either.
Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
Van Halen.
Speaker 1 (01:18:33):
Yeah, someone needs to sue someone.
Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
All right, Well that means we have to go again.
Let's go up here, all right, get rid of that.
Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:45):
Text messengers, they're blowing us up.
Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
I know, round and round.
Speaker 3 (01:18:48):
Okay, we got it.
Speaker 1 (01:18:54):
Al Uh.
Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Your clue here is it was the event of the future.
It was the event of the future. Goose, you may
start the bidding.
Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
Three seconds.
Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Three seconds.
Speaker 1 (01:19:06):
I'm going to an event of the future, the event
of the future.
Speaker 2 (01:19:12):
Kelly, go ahead where you're going?
Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
Wait two seconds?
Speaker 3 (01:19:15):
Seconds?
Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
All right, Kelly, here are your two seconds? Name that tune?
Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
Nineteen ninety nine.
Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
I should have gone one second.
Speaker 1 (01:19:37):
I would have known that right off the artists. Yeah,
I would have known that right off the bat Why
didn't I go one second?
Speaker 3 (01:19:43):
And I told you it was your lucky day?
Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:19:47):
Justin, all right, justin bush Land of Milk and Honey.
VIP experience including the two top tier tickets, meet and
greet with Bush, take pictures, get autographs, the special acoustic
pre show performance, plus three songs from the side stage
while Bush Is play on their set.
Speaker 2 (01:20:03):
And you're gonna be there.
Speaker 1 (01:20:05):
But you know what, Slason, how about this, I'll give
you tickets to the show. I can't give it the
VIP experience, but at least you'll be at the show. Okay, Slason?
All right, you guys, hang on, We'll get you both looked.
Speaker 5 (01:20:24):
Hand.
Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
You want to have a good time? Another know another
another questionable win. I should I should have got double
points for no music?
Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
Whatso pretty impressive?
Speaker 5 (01:20:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
Well, okay, come on, when you say you can name
it in one second, that means you know the song
by the clue.
Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
That's not true.
Speaker 1 (01:20:45):
She had to think about it. And she also didn't
get it the last time I stole it when she
said one that that is the dumbest thing I've ever
heard in my life.
Speaker 3 (01:20:51):
You know what I have to say about that?
Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Well, that's what people usually do, and they play the game.
They say, I can name that tune in one note.
Speaker 2 (01:20:59):
What do you have to take on ten?
Speaker 5 (01:21:04):
Now?
Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Uns?
Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
The three things you need to know before you go Sean.
Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Didty Combs, obviously following his lawyer's advice. Pre sentencing in October,
he's reportedly entered two programs, one focused on drug abuse,
the other on preventing domestic violence and sexual assault. I
know how you prevent it. Don't do it there. Please
give me one thousand dollars for that class. You do
(01:21:30):
something like this, You enter these rehab programs to potentially
get a lighter sentence. A judge has discretion here. But
Diddy was found guilty on two counts of transportation for prostitution.
Each count carries a max penalty of ten years, totally
a possible of twenty. There's no way they will get
close to that. I don't even think the prosecution is
asking for more than four or five years. The defense
(01:21:51):
is asking for more than like around two years.
Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
And uh, that doesn't seem like enough.
Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
He's already served a year. He will by the time
his sentencing happens on October third, he will have been
in jail for more than a year, so he'll be
credited with time serve, so he may spend about a
year or two.
Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
Yeah, that doesn't seem like enough.
Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
Yeah, yep, that's that's what happens when you aren't convicted
of the most serious charges against you. I guess. A
Michigan woman is suing Monster Energy after allegedly finding a
mouse in her drink. Mackenzie Caine says she bought a
Monster at a bagel shop in Grand Rapids last year,
drank the whole thing, but said the can was still
oddly heavy, still felt like there were some in there.
(01:22:35):
So she got into that can, Man, what's in there?
Found a dead mouse laying there. That's her claim. Anyway.
She is suing for emotional distress, like literally, you could
never drink anything out of a can again if that
happened to you.
Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 3 (01:22:49):
Yeah, trauma. She's suing for trauma and physical illness. She
filed the suit last year, but just this week it
was transferred from state court to federal court. This is
not the first time Monster's been sued for a mouse
in a can. The first time happened all the way
back in like two thousand and seven or so. A long,
long time ago.
Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
But yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Think you would have to crack open every can, pour
it into a glass, shake the can to make sure
there's nothing left in it, and then you could drink
what's in the glass.
Speaker 4 (01:23:17):
Don't you think somebody at Monster would have must maybe
like a disgruntled employee would have had to have done
that on purpose? I mean, how what else would that happen?
How would have a.
Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Mouse in these giant factories crawling around in the in
the whatever drowns.
Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
In the Monster and get sucked into a can and
packaged up and it sold for sure.
Speaker 4 (01:23:38):
Okay, I guess I don't know. I don't know how
it's canned.
Speaker 2 (01:23:42):
I mean, is it is?
Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
It is a can filled up and then the thing
on sealed because it's not going through the mouth hole,
you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (01:23:50):
It is being dropped liquid wise and then that's it.
Speaker 4 (01:23:53):
I don't know how that. I don't know how that's done.
Speaker 1 (01:23:55):
But I mean a disgruntled employe wouldn't be able to
thumb a mouse into the can, a whole.
Speaker 3 (01:24:02):
Mouse inside of a little Some small mice.
Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
There are some very small mice that can get through
very tiny things.
Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
But maybe it did fall in the opening of the camp.
Speaker 4 (01:24:10):
I don't know. I mean, they's just sitting out on
a shelf open before they're filled. It's weird.
Speaker 1 (01:24:15):
Uh.
Speaker 3 (01:24:16):
A woman in Key West who stopped at an intersection
to allow a chicken to cross the road. This happens
over here all the time with wild geese. Sometimes you
have to stop because these bad boys are making their
way across the street.
Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
Right.
Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
But here's the most important question. Why did the chicken
across the room?
Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Well we're never gonna know, now, are we. Because somebody
got mad at her for stopping and sped around her
and ran straight over that chicken she was trying to.
Thirty eight year old Cynthia Sosa was so upset that
she sped after this driver. She was like, oh no,
not on my watch, baby, I was trying to help
(01:24:53):
this chicken and you killed it. So she pursues. The
driver catches up to her like parks in front of
her so she can't move forward, gets out of her car,
runs up to the driver's side door with bear spray
and spray woman in the face. Ah, you can't do that,
Yes you can. When the chicken's death is involved, you can.
(01:25:14):
I do believe that is in there like city code.
Speaker 2 (01:25:18):
Is that right?
Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
She took off, of course, she knows she shouldn't have
done that, so she sprays the bear spray, then takes
off in her car. Though police, I mean the woman
have obviously called the cops and she was pulled over
and taken into custody, charged with two counts of batteries.
Speaker 1 (01:25:31):
I have been to Key West couple times and they
do have chickens just roaming around everywhere.
Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
That's no different than us stopping for a goose.
Speaker 2 (01:25:37):
Exactly which you should.
Speaker 3 (01:25:39):
Yeah, I mean, would you be so mad if somebody
ran over a mama goose and her little ducklingslings?
Speaker 4 (01:25:48):
Can?
Speaker 1 (01:25:49):
I can't answer the question, do you know why the
chicken did cross the road?
Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
I mean to get to the other side. No, that's why.
Speaker 5 (01:26:00):
Why?
Speaker 3 (01:26:01):
Because here, just here three things.
Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
You know you think you purchase a home and this
is your docile. This is where you live. This is
your castle. You're gonna protect it at all costs.
Speaker 4 (01:26:23):
That's what you do, right.
Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
I've been fortunate. I've moved a little bit. I've owned
a couple of homes and bought and sold as I've
moved around the country, I've never had any major issues
like I had a I had a basement flood one time,
had to get like the basement drained snakes because I
had some roots growing in there and back caught up
with me. Had I get a roof replaced one time
(01:26:45):
in Colorado after a after a hailstorm that was insurance covered.
I can't think of much that would just make me like,
like fur clothes on the home. I don't care, I'm
not I'm out, but this might do it. Louis Bourg, Kentucky,
there have being a serious issue in this small town
where there apparently is a recycling facility there in Louisbourg.
(01:27:09):
And it started last year, but due to the weather
lately this year, with the heat and the humidity, it
has now become unbearable. There is a gnat infestation in Louisbourg.
Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (01:27:22):
And it's not like, oh there's some gnats, e.
Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
It is an infestation.
Speaker 1 (01:27:30):
This woman, Leah Thomas, now in her nineties, might just
walk away from her home. She says, at least twice
a day, I have to change out the dangling sticky
strips that are hanging from all of my lights in
the house. Right now, everything thousands and thousands of nats
(01:27:54):
no being caught daily to the point where you actually
have to check change the sticky strip more than once
a day. I'm me, come on, she says, using the
bathroom is a nightmare, especially because of what goes on
with They say it's the the recycling facility and all
(01:28:17):
the garbage and trash for some reason, and then with
the humidity and the perfect growing conditions, if you will.
Lewis Burkentucky is being overrun by nets. You can't cook,
you can hardly eat because of them, because the nats
are just in your face.
Speaker 4 (01:28:34):
Well that's I mean, you're now it's a hell. That's
a health crisis, right, I mean, you would think they
have to do something like that. They just can't be left.
Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
To be that way. A lot of the a lot
of the things that the recycling plants are like aluminum
sticky soda cans and things like that, sugary beverages.
Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
I mean, you're you're you're gonna shut that down down.
Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Yeah, I'm trying to Look. It's a pretty long news article.
They say that they logan aluminum. The recycling is actually
getting sued, So what will come of that lawsuit?
Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
For causing this infestation, right, you can't.
Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
Ah, that's no.
Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Who's gonna pay for the cleanup?
Speaker 1 (01:29:25):
Why as a taxpayer, do you want your money to
go for it or do you want Lewis Aluminum to
pay for it? They're they're the recycling facility.
Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
That's like, I mean, if if you know a restaurant
dumpster gets rats in it, they invaded the dumpsters.
Speaker 1 (01:29:41):
Okay, so here's here's a follow up. They I guess
part of the problem is is that Lewis I'm sorry,
Logan Aluminum is not.
Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
Doing what they should.
Speaker 1 (01:29:51):
They're not doing enough to remove the recycled aluminum once
it's crushed. They say they have bales stacked up instead
instead of continuing the flow of like in and out,
things are building. So I think if you at a restaurant,
if you're not cleaning up your trash and leaving the
trash citty all around the dumpsters causing rats.
Speaker 2 (01:30:10):
To come around.
Speaker 1 (01:30:11):
So they're they're not doing they're not taking the proper
steps to keep things moving.
Speaker 4 (01:30:16):
I didn't realize I had so that these are empty cans. Yeah,
were sugary crap recycling.
Speaker 1 (01:30:24):
It's a recycling facility, so they're they're going through the
process of recycling, but then not moving along to the
next step in the process. So, yeah, I but that
many gnats, I'm.
Speaker 4 (01:30:35):
Yeah, I guess they they Yeah, they are liable then,
aren't they?
Speaker 5 (01:30:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Oh I remember the one time I was overseas in
in uh Scotland and there was a midge there was
a mid season.
Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
You actually had to.
Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Yeah, you actually had to wear like a fish net
hood that was tucked into your shirt because there were
just so many. You couldn't breathe, you would.
Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
Yeah, I can't even fathom.
Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Doug said, nats are real problem at wastewater facilities too.
NAT's like a twenty thousand gallon tank full of dukie.
Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Oh no, thank you.
Speaker 4 (01:31:14):
Just as I'm getting a large driveway blowtorch and making
a game to kill as many nats as I can.
That's what I would do. Can't a hairspray?
Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
And if the house is the house accidentally keptches on fire?
Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
Sorry, what are you gonna do? Some of the blitz?
Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something.
Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
Sit up and pay attention.
Speaker 1 (01:31:36):
Yeah, let's learn you some stuff. On a Thursday morning, think,
can you think of a cool piece of family history,
a unique piece of family history from your family, like
a fact you learned about your family lineage somewhere down.
Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
The line, man.
Speaker 1 (01:31:53):
Like like for me, I know that my great grandfather
was part of the Purple Gang, big, big time member.
Speaker 2 (01:32:02):
Of the Purple Gang.
Speaker 4 (01:32:03):
What's the Purple Gang?
Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
So the Purple Gang was a very prominent gang back
in like the the the twenties and and thirties up
in Detroit, mainly Detroit area, but.
Speaker 2 (01:32:13):
Just like the Midwest.
Speaker 1 (01:32:14):
Yeah, yeah, it was, but it was mostly made up
of Jewish immigrants.
Speaker 2 (01:32:18):
Okay, the Prople Gang.
Speaker 1 (01:32:20):
It was a he was kind of a big wig
in the in the Purple Gang when it was back
the Prohibition and things like that.
Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
There's probably just can't let around the time. Okay, my
mom dated Bob Seger.
Speaker 1 (01:32:29):
Oh right, that's right, but yeah, absolutely there is that.
I bring it up because your first fun fact for
the day, Kate Upton, the supermodel, her great grandfather invented
the washing machine?
Speaker 5 (01:32:41):
Is that fun?
Speaker 2 (01:32:42):
A random fact?
Speaker 4 (01:32:43):
And then she's she married one of your Tigers pitchers.
Speaker 1 (01:32:46):
Yeah Verlander, Yeah yeah, but now he's with Houston, I.
Speaker 4 (01:32:49):
Think, yeah, no, yeah, I know he left.
Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Uh yeah, they had they actually had a house over
on the west side of Detroit for a long time.
I think that's where she was from. Yeah, because because
what's that big company, Whirlpool is based on the west
side of Michigan there. Oh okay, yeah, So anyways, moving along,
the oldest photograph of a president is a picture of
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John Quincy Adams from eighteen forty three.
Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
Where they blew up the dynamite on the thing to
make the flash where they held done gunpowder. Yeah. Every
time you see a kid from then, their eyes are
all big, right yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:33:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:33:29):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Here's a fun statistical fact for you. If you rolled
a thousand dice, a thousand of them, the odds of
rolling exactly five hundred even numbers and five hundred odd
numbers is only two point five percent.
Speaker 2 (01:33:45):
There's a lot of combinations in there.
Speaker 4 (01:33:46):
Like yeah, yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 1 (01:33:49):
There's another fun statistical fact for your little bonus fact.
Did you know when you shuffle of deck of cards,
you are the only person in the history of the
universe to ever have that that coordination, that combination of cards.
Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Yep, I can't approve that. That's how many combinations thrower.
Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
Uh, the average dog creates two hundred and seventy two
hundred and seventy.
Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
Four pounds of poop a year.
Speaker 4 (01:34:22):
Oh, I believe that.
Speaker 1 (01:34:23):
That's how how much you're out there picking up poop.
Two hundred seventy And finally, there's a pitcher by the
name of Mike Basic Junior. He pitched against Hank Aaron
in the game where Hank Aaron hit his record seven
hundred and fifty fifth home run. Senior, Yeah, senior, Oh
(01:34:46):
you said, Junior, I'm sorry, Senior. Mike Backs Senior pitched
against Hank Aaron in the game where Hank Aaron hit
his seven hundred and fifty fifth home run. Now, Basic
got him out previously in the game and was actually
pulled from the game, and one of his teammates gave
up the home run later in the game.
Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
Oh is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
However, thirty one years later, his son, Mike Baxig Junior,
threw the pitch that buried Bonds hit for the record
breaking seven hundred and fifty sixth home run.
Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
And still hear it in my head.
Speaker 10 (01:35:23):
BAXI deals it's at it.
Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
I can still hear it. I think I have it.
Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
How crazy of a little sports fact that that happened
between the two of them.
Speaker 4 (01:35:35):
That is unbelievable. Yeah, I mean I think that the
odds of that being the history is probably those are
those are bigger odds than getting the same deck shelf,
right right, I mean, that's that is how you can't
make that up.
Speaker 1 (01:35:53):
That's crazy when you think of pitcher rotations and just
what's going on which ballpark you're in, I mean.
Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
I mean any ball but even if it was the
same ballpark, the fact that a father and son both pitched, yeah, those.
Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Pitches absolutely same. There you go, learning you some stuff.
On a Thursday morning, ninety nine seven, The Blitz