Today We Celebrate The Life Of Ozzy Osbourne - Blitz Morning 7-23-25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Oh, July twenty third, the first day we wake up
on planet Earth without the Prince of Darkness. Yeah, I
mean July twenty second will go down in music history.
Of course, as I'm out on the golf course getting

(00:28):
the news updates. What crazy timing, As you said in
our little text thread, what two weeks ago July fifth
was when he was at his final performance? Right? Absolutely inside.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
I mean it's the most perfect timing you can imagine.
This man went out perfectly.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I couldn't agree more, couldn't agree more. You do what
everyone knew was going to be your last show, right,
and then this all goes down?

Speaker 3 (01:03):
Wasn't it weird too that Kelly Osborne came out like
last week, ten days ago something. It was like, Hey,
the rumors that my dad is dying or the whole
assisted suicide.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Think that's all bs, He's not. And I'm like, well,
he was dying.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I'm so curious about what It's none of my business,
but I am curious what happened. I know he had Parkinson's.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I'm pretty sure it was just a full body shut down.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
He performed three weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
And I wonder, right, And I wonder because there have
been recorded instances of just undone. If you're if your
if your wife passes, or your husband passes, there have
been recorded in there just undone. And if he got
this final performance out, he got to he got to

(01:59):
do what he loves to do on stage. He did
everything there is to do in life. He saw it all,
he did it all, He snorted it all, he drank
it all. I'm done.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yeah, yeah, there's nothing left.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
What else do you do?

Speaker 4 (02:17):
It's interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:18):
Yesterday I was talking to our friend Kelly Eric maguire
about this and he said, he swears, you know, some
people can just hang on until a final moment. He said,
his grandmother, she was going to pass. The last thing
she wanted was to get together with all her family.
They flew in from all over the country. This one
date was planning. Next day she passed, Yeah, see everybody

(02:41):
in the next day she passed.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
The father's hanging on for their daughter's weddings, and yeah, yeah,
happens all the time. Yeah, so I wonder I would
not be surprised if there was, because obviously, this, this
last show in July fifth, was a big deal and
there was a lot of planning that into it, and
he wanted it, he want he Yeah, so he just
hang on, hung on until that show happened. And and

(03:08):
now it's all said and done, and you know, we'll
talk about it later. We'll talk about it in one hour.
But I believe that we have achieved the four horsemen
of musical death. The Mount Rushmore of musical deaths is complete.

(03:28):
But we'll talk about it a little bit more in
an hour. Right now, I want to spend about sixty
seconds cussing Thick the f out I do.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
The poor man. He's mourning. What are you gonna He's.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
Mourning more than all of us. For sure. It was
a huge part of my life. I don't know that one.
I don't doubt that one concert. But I'm so mad
at Thick right.

Speaker 4 (03:58):
There's nothing I wouldn't know it.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
As we're closing the show yesterday, Kelly, I was uh
Thick had asked me if I was going golfing, and
I said, no, going golfing on Wednesday, because this was yesterday.
So today, uh Nora wanted to go to the Hilliard pool.
We were gonna go chill pool side, and thing goes, yeah,
but it's gonna be It's gonna be warmer tomorrow, so

(04:25):
you should go golfing today. Perfect weather yesterday perfect weather, yeah,
and then you should go to go to the pool tomorrow.
Today got to be warmer. So we did. We went.
We went golfing yesterday. But the problem was we got
a little bit of a late start, and I didn't
realize when we made the turn, which is finishing nine holes,
and you're getting ready to do the second nine holes,

(04:45):
they had league starting, and the old the old jerk
starter who is very mean by the way, I was
waiting to tee off on ten. But I see a
bunch of people waiting, and I'm like, are we gonna?
Am I going? He goes, are you making? Look? And
I said yeah. His response was no, you're not, excuse me, sir,
because the leagues were starting and we couldn't. They didn't

(05:08):
tell me when we started that there was too it
was too busy. You got the leagues going on. So anyways,
I only got to play nine holes. What which meant
we had time to kill. We had planned the whole
thing out. I was gonna make dinner. This was our timeline.
We'll be home at this time. Well, dinner was sit done,
so we had time to kill. So we went to
Johnny's across the street from uh Raymond Memorial there and

(05:31):
we grabbed to and we grabbed a drink, and then
on the way home, it was it wasn't quite time,
so we went to Sloopies Oh No, and then I
ran into my boy, Diesel, the bartender there. We played darts,
him and his him and his booth thing, and Nora
and I we played darts and Diesel likes to order shots.

(05:51):
And I looked at the clock and I said, you know,
we got like an hour for the casino.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Well, so this is all my just because I said
today is a better day.

Speaker 1 (06:02):
To play golf. We got cut off of the turn.
We got cut off at the turn, which means we
had to go to Johnny's, which ended up at Sloopy's,
which ended up at the casino.

Speaker 5 (06:13):
It's a typical New world where nobody will be held
accountable for themselves.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
You know, step one is it knitting that cab driver.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
That cab driver at one o'clock in the morning, was like, hey,
how you guys doing.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
What you were out till one o'clock in the morning
and you're telling me you can't go to the Shine
down concert tonight.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
It was yeah tonight, yeah now, yeah, because now now
and yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:37):
Well yeah, now you should be able to easily go
home and take like a four hour nap.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
You know, I'm going to nap pool side today.

Speaker 3 (06:45):
I don't think you should let you should stop allowing
Thick to reorder your life.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
You just do what you're planned to do.

Speaker 5 (06:52):
I made what I made, more suggestion that today, yesterday
was a better day to golf.

Speaker 4 (06:56):
And then now all of this happens, and.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
It's you've learned, You learned to pleussen.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
You still your own thing.

Speaker 2 (07:03):
You are going to have.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
You'll have a wildly out of control alcohol problem if
you keep listening.

Speaker 4 (07:08):
Whatever helps you sleep at night. At one thirty in
the morning, we.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
Got a lot to do and a lot to talk about.
We're already running late. Let's get the blitzed morning trivia thing.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
All right, twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff. Be
the first one to text in the correct answer at
eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven zero. We
opened the show with the most appropriate Ozzi song I
could think of to open today with, which was Goodbye
to Romance. Tell Us which Ozzy album that is on
and you've got the gift card.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
Good luck.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
All right, big, let's get that answer for Blitzed Morning trivia.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
All right.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
We opened the show with Goodbye to Romance. The question
was what Ozzie album is that.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Song on either one of you know, I do not
I know?

Speaker 5 (07:52):
That would be Blizzard of Oz, his solo album, which
of course opened with I Don't Know and then Crazy
Train and then Goodbye to Romance was tracked. Album also
features Kelly's favorite Ozzie tune, Mister Crowley Yeah, and Suicide Solution,
which if you guys remember, but there were parents who
sued Ozzy because they claimed that that song caused their

(08:13):
son to commit suicide.

Speaker 1 (08:15):
Oh yeah, that's happened a lot. People blaming musicians for things.
Don't play the album backwards.

Speaker 4 (08:23):
Yeah, Marilyn Manson's been blamed for a thing or two. Yeah,
for his music.

Speaker 5 (08:27):
To Dakota Lyman from Columbus, first one to text in
the correct answer, he's got twenty five bucks to spend
at waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
Hey real quick, we can't wait to hang out with
you Friday morning, because it is time for Christmas in July.
In fact, we just got our first official donation.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
Right, I'm so excited. Mike who works at Kroger and
Mount Vernon.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
My husband sees him every day, okay, and he loves
the blitz, hangs out, goes to all the shows, et cetera.
Super cool dude sent my husband home with some card games, Jenga, Yatzi,
all kinds of stuff to kick off our Christmas in July.
I'm so thankful you, Mike.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
I have seen.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
Yeah, God bless you.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
I have. We do have the we do have the
card game, and we also have the Monopoly go We've
got the Monopoly card game. However, what is.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
Oh, what is.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Taco Cat goat cheese pizza? I might have to take
this game. Are we allowed to take the for you?

Speaker 6 (09:35):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:35):
It's for a nation of white children's hospital. That would
be the rudest thing ever. Absolutely, Like, you can't take.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
You can't. You don't get first pick.

Speaker 4 (09:44):
We might have to cancel you.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
If that right? I Taco Cat Goat.

Speaker 4 (09:49):
Cheese pizza to text about how much fun that is?

Speaker 1 (09:53):
You slapped your hand down on a pile of cards.
I mean, that's that sounds funge pizza like if the
two if the two things met anyways, that's really cool.
Thank you so much for that. But that is just
the first official donation that we have received. That does
not mean we are done. That means we are just
getting started. And this Friday we're gonna be out front

(10:15):
right here at Blitz Headquarters on Dublin Road. Please swing
by sale or we're gonna do the whole morning show
outside so you can come on by drop off any new, unused,
unwrapped toy, book, crans, coloring book, movies, games, you know, yeah, games, obviously,

(10:35):
the list goes on and on and on, so anything
you can think of if you have the means, swing
by a store, grab a little something, drop it off
for all the kids at nationwide Chilren's Hospital.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Full suggestion list is up at ninety nine a blitz
dot com.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yes, please check it out and we can't wait to
see a Friday morning. It's nay and seven the Blitz
Ah Yes, as we obviously will continue to celebrate Ozzy
throughout the morning. I obviously think you're you're a much
bigger fan than I am. But is there a more

(11:14):
prominent or story that's in the zeitgeist than the biting
the head off of the bat story?

Speaker 7 (11:23):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (11:24):
I mean that's what started it all.

Speaker 5 (11:25):
Yeah, you know that's I can't really like everybody knew
who he was when that.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You don't even like Ozzy, right, you know that there
was a guy by the name of Ozzie who bit
the how to head off a bat? Right, I mean,
that's just how it goes. I remember he was on
David Leediman one time talking about.

Speaker 4 (11:39):
It nineteen eighty two.

Speaker 6 (11:40):
And let's just get right to it. What I hear
bit the head? How it bit the head off a bat? There,
I said it.

Speaker 8 (11:49):
What happened actually happened was I got a lot of
weird people at my concerts, Like, you know, it's kind
of a rock and roll man. Some mandy threw a
bathroom stage and I thought it was one of these
toy betts, so I picked it up by things head
often suddenly everyone's freaking out. It's a real back is
like on the side set, the bat goes asleep.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
When the light's gone.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
So it was, for all practical purposes, a toy bat.

Speaker 8 (12:11):
Yeah, but I can I assure you the riby shots
that I went through offices aren't fun.

Speaker 9 (12:18):
The morning Blizz with Goo's killing his secret not so
breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying to put
it back together. I've heard of raby shots right in
the abdomen. I heard my brother had to have them
before I was born. I heard they're just a series.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
Oh yeah, series.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, it hasn't changed.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
I think it's still the same. Right. They still jabb
that you have to do.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
It, but it's not as many.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
It's just a timing issue, like within forty eight hours
you need this, Okay, yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Mmmm, that's the same all right. So Sheets, of course,
the famous gas gas station eatery thing. So they've got
all locations and I am so jealous of seven Fields,
Pennsylvania right now. That's that's the city, seven Fields, Pennsylvania.
There's a Sheets in seven Fields, Pennsylvania. And they are

(13:10):
gonna offer free chainsauce slicing on any made to order
sandwich purchased with a liquid death drink for one day only.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
So how is the chainsaw's gonna eat up part of
that sandwich.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
One hund and he's gonna destroy that sandwich. You're gonna
have to buy a second sandwich to eat because the
sandwich you purchased purchased to be sliced by the chainsaw
is gonna be gone without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
I'm alright with that.

Speaker 1 (13:40):
I so want to see this so bad. This is
this Friday, July twenty fifth, from two to five pm. Man,
I want to do that. In fact, they have a
promo for it. Yeah, all right, go ahead.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
Now, chainsauce slice sandwich is from Liquid Death and sheets.
Just when you thought sheets made to order food couldn't
get any better, now we're offering the ultimate customization that
every one's been asking for.

Speaker 11 (14:06):
Good.

Speaker 10 (14:07):
We would people pay to have their sandwich slice with
a chainsaw thirty dollars fifty dollars more. Nope, you could
have your sandwich chain sauce sliced for free when you
buy any Liquid Death, mountain water, soda flavored sparkling water,
or iced tea.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I'd be funny if you guys really did this, no joke.

Speaker 10 (14:25):
Real chain Sauce will slice real sandwiches for one day
in a reel Sheets location. So hurry in and upgrade
to a chain sauce slice sandwich on July twenty fifth.

Speaker 1 (14:35):
Yeah, I want to do this.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
That's what you want, are the sheets employees with chainsaws?

Speaker 2 (14:39):
That sounds like a great idea.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, probably not that. I thought they're going to bring
in a like somebody who knows what.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
They're doing, chainsaw will chain sauce so.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
It doesn't turn like those electric knives that you put
through like a rock.

Speaker 2 (14:56):
Yeah, yeah, I like that idea.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
I want to do this. So about it. If I
got to see my sandwich cut by a chainsaw, I
would absolutely sheet myself. I wanted. I want to go
so bad. Story number two coming out of Toronto where Okay,

(15:18):
so they say they knew this was going to happen.
But if you knew this was going to happen, then
why would would you do it? The Toronto Transit Commission
is making its Fair Inspectors act and look more official
with new great uniforms and a new title. They are

(15:38):
now going to be called the what's the word thick
Provisional Provincial Provincial Offense Officers. Basically, they are going to
go around and make sure everything is up to code,
everyone's acting the way they should. But you've got the

(15:59):
Provincial Offenses Officers who now have a new acronym, the
Provincial Offenses Officers. They are now the Pooh Guard and
everyone is all over social media talking about it. But
here's the thing. They knew what the acronym was, and

(16:21):
they said, grow up. When have you ever ever heard
of society as a whole growing up? Never ever, ever, ever,
They said, we were kids once to and the acronym
was thought through, but the designation was not ours to
begin with. It existed in Ontario legislation long before Toronto

(16:45):
began using it this weekend. But I don't know if
they jumped online or what happened. But watch out for
the pool patrol that is now going to be going
around Toronto. Keep an eye out for the poop patrol
that is you're not so breaking news. Seven the Blitz.
It's the morning Blitz. It's time Rock and Rumble Kelly

(17:09):
versus Goose. Oh the Blitz announced yesterday just before at
ten am. Big show coming to chem Alive in this
moment with special guest day Seeker and the funeral Portrait
and we have got tickets. We would love to hook
you up. Eight hundred eighty two one ninety nine seven zero.

(17:31):
It is another Rock and Rumble Kelly versus Goose. We
need two representatives who would maybe possibly want to win
tickets because I'm feeling a big win coming I'm very
uh well one, I'm very behind. What is it, uh,
fifteen seventeen? Time out? Time out? It was just fifteen

(17:56):
and eleven and I won one in there.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I don't remember win you last one.

Speaker 1 (18:02):
I didn't win one at all in there.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
I'm not cheating on this, like I haven't like fudged
it or anything.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You won the last two apparently because it was fifteen
to eleven and I thought it was fifteen twelve. I
thought I won one. I thought I won one. One.
I was telling I was telling my Mexican friend how
I won one. I won one one one. Listen, I
won one.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Do you want me to just spot you one?

Speaker 1 (18:26):
No, I don't want you to spot me one.

Speaker 12 (18:28):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
I don't keep track of that.

Speaker 1 (18:30):
So apparently the score is seventeen eleven and four. Kelly
has a huge lead, So it's time for me to
win one one, and I'm feeling like I'm gonna do
so this morning eight hundred and seven. Oh, if you
want your chance to win tickets to see in this
moment with da secret funderal portrait blitz Hi, who's this?

(18:51):
Ayj aj hang on Ajhill? Wait wait I'm sorry, AJ.
You called in first, you get to pick. You want
to be represented by Kelly? You want to be represented
by Goose. Yeah, that is the right choice, especially today.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I'm not talking to you anymore. This is it. We're
on a break.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Did you break up? You're on a break to break? Okay?
All right? Are you a j You hang on one second? Blinz?
Good morning? Hi? Who's this Alex? All right, Alex? You
are going to be represented by Kelly?

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yes? So all right? I love you?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
So you're not on a break with Alex? All right?
You hang on, AJ, Alex, you hang on. As we
get down in the rock and rumble. What is today's category? Thick?

Speaker 4 (19:46):
Just the intros?

Speaker 1 (19:48):
So you're going to play a song right from the beginning.
First person to save a song gets the point? All right?

Speaker 4 (19:57):
Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (19:57):
It's always the title of the song.

Speaker 4 (20:00):
Oh brother, you can't just give me the artist name.
Let me come on now?

Speaker 13 (20:04):
All right?

Speaker 11 (20:04):
All right?

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Are we ready?

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Are ready?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
All right? Jesse? Chose tell me the title of the song.

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Here we go, song number one, black, Oh.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
Living out a prayer? Only the good young no young guns?
What the hell is the name?

Speaker 14 (20:32):
Did you know?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
It's glory. Wow, I'm singing it in my head with
them with damn bam bam, bam bam damn damn.

Speaker 4 (20:52):
Oh my gosh, are you serious right now?

Speaker 1 (20:55):
What were I know? I know it's the It's from
the Young Guns too.

Speaker 4 (21:12):
Oh, this is hilarious. I'm having the time of my
life right now.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
Just get back the cowboy on the Cowboy on the still. Yes, dude,
b S, I got it. Don't you dare try to
claim that for me?

Speaker 3 (21:40):
You were like, that is BS. I am not accepting that.
You know that you were on my coattail.

Speaker 5 (21:47):
Don't believe how long it took for you two to
be that close.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
You were like had to sing right up to the line.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
We are both fired.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Okay, let's call that one to draw.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
All that of draw all that for a draw.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
That was very pathetic of both of us. All right,
waiting for the text.

Speaker 1 (22:11):
Dot Yeah sure, I can't believe.

Speaker 4 (22:16):
You, Kelly. How many times did we play that? On
my God? Alright, here's song number two.

Speaker 12 (22:23):
Let's go just the audio.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Sad stone, cornerstone, corner stone, like a stone, like.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
A stone, like a stone. Give you that, I give
you that a point for failing. I think it's the
first lead he's had in three weeks.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
My brain is so full of doubt in myself right now,
like I can't believe this.

Speaker 1 (23:04):
My brain is so full of wishing I would have
won money.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
You could throw out titles, don't you know? If you
think it, just say it?

Speaker 4 (23:11):
Okay, all right, rare song? Never there, let's go, Here
we go.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
I love that we can't nave a song all over
work a warm FM or whatever station there isn.

Speaker 13 (23:41):
Alright, tied one one, Here we go, even.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Quicker that you made in sync and really Jolly's.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
Actually doing the dance.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Oh my god, I need claiming about.

Speaker 15 (24:05):
Phone out.

Speaker 1 (24:10):
Up to one, which, by the way, in sync greater
than Backstreet Boys. A man, Nora will fight us both.

Speaker 5 (24:19):
Somebody somebody out there screaming at you guys right now?

Speaker 1 (24:23):
All right, here we go? Is it two to one?
Al right?

Speaker 5 (24:25):
My sister would tell you it's the new kids on
the block. So well then, yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 2 (24:33):
I can't dance, yes, dang, al go.

Speaker 4 (24:40):
You gotta get this one man?

Speaker 1 (24:41):
You ready?

Speaker 16 (24:50):
Gosh, yes, yes, I'd say, man, one more if Kelly
gets one more wins.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
Yeah, alright, it is four to two Kelly again, you
must get this one.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Gears.

Speaker 1 (25:13):
Here we go ninety nine. Hey, Alas worse than ironic.

Speaker 4 (25:19):
Yes, you're coming back, You're coming Look at this.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Oh you're breathing down my neck. Oh this is uncomfortable.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Need this one to tie.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Oh God, dumb dumb bum Madam, madame, madame, bomb bam madame.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Okay, it's hard.

Speaker 3 (25:48):
Then, crazy, crazy, crazy on you, thank you, crazy on you.
All right, break over, a J. You made the wrong choice, Alex,
you made the right one.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Who he's just taking over the shows, announcing all the things.
Go ahead, repeat yourself, Yeah ahead.

Speaker 2 (26:14):
You tell him a J breaks over. I'm talking to
you again. Who made the wrong choice? Huh you did?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Now you've learned a tough lesson here today, AJ, Alex, Congratulations,
you're the winner.

Speaker 5 (26:28):
I've never seen this this incredibly confident Kelly Quinn before.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
What comes to these games?

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Just parading?

Speaker 2 (26:36):
H I'm just.

Speaker 1 (26:40):
What was that time?

Speaker 2 (26:46):
I gotcha? I understand the logic, AJ, you're forgiving.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
She knew that she wanted to a prove a point.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
I don't know, man. She tore into him.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
AJ, I don't I don't care what she says. I'm
gonna give you tickets to outre aj Alex. You will
both be at in this moment coming up October nineteen, Alex, look.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
At better sets. Okay, Alex, Gi.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
They're the same stop in this moment with day Seeker
and the funeral portrait. You will be there October nineteenth,
the kmbalove. Congratulations, both of you. Hang on, We'll get
you hooked up now.

Speaker 11 (27:22):
All right, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Former Ohio state wrestler Sammy Sasso is facing firearm and
drug charges in Pennsylvania. Police report state Sasso was found
to have four handguns and THHC vape cartridges during a
traffic stop in Nazareth, Pennsylvania, last week. Three of the
guns were in a backpack in the trunk, one of
the driver's one in the driver's side story panel. Now
you will remember that Sammy Sasso spent months recovering following

(27:52):
a near fatal carjacking in Columbus twenty twenty three. He
was shot by a couple of teens, had multiple surgery,
spent forty day hospital. Okay, so I'm the victim of
a near fatal carjacking. I go through multiple surgery surgeries,
I likely.

Speaker 2 (28:07):
Have some chronic pain now.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
Got my vapes right, got my vapes also, I'm afraid
of being carjacked again. Got my gun all right. If
you're in Ohio, none of that is illegal. You cross
over into Pennsylvania, then you get charges. And that's what's
happening right now. They asked him, do you have a
medical card? Because only medical is legal in Pennsylvania. Do

(28:30):
you have a Pennsylvania medical card?

Speaker 1 (28:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:32):
I don't. Do you have a license to carry? No,
I do not. You don't need any of that.

Speaker 3 (28:37):
Here in Ohio. You need it Pennsylvania. So yeah, he's
in trouble there now. By the way, Sasso was recently
hired onto the coaching staff for the men's wrestling team
at Lehigh University. I do hope he gets to keep
that job. The man who killed four University of Idaho
college students in twenty twenty two will be sentenced today.
Brian Coberger will spend today facing family members of the victims,

(28:58):
who will all give impact statement. Coburger will have a
chance to speak, but is not required to, and then
he is expected to be handed four consecutive life sentences
for the killings of Matti Mogan, Kayleie Gonsolves, Xana Cronodle,
Xana Cernodle, and Ethan Chapman. Eric Menendez is hospitalized with
what's being called a serious medical condition just weeks before

(29:19):
a scheduled parole hearing with his brother Lyle. His attorney
confirmed the diagnosis and is really angling for Eric to
be released from prison right now because of what he's
going through.

Speaker 2 (29:30):
You're thinking, what is it? Like cancer? Like, what's yours?

Speaker 3 (29:36):
I know this is painful, but it's kidney stone.

Speaker 17 (29:41):
I'm like, ah, right, bro, will kidney stone?

Speaker 6 (29:47):
No?

Speaker 2 (29:49):
So I'm like, I get it.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
I know kidney stones are like really some it's excruciating.
I really get that. But honestly, I was like, is
it cancer.

Speaker 2 (29:58):
No, it's worse. It's kidneys stones. Like that okay, ogy dog.

Speaker 3 (30:03):
But anyway, he was moved from a San Diego prison
to an outside medical facility for treatment, and as we know,
the Menanda's brothers were re sentenced and made to fifty
years to life for the nineteen eighty nine killings of
their parents and again will be at a parole hearing
in a few weeks with his brother Lyle.

Speaker 1 (30:24):
I don't know if he did what he did. I mean,
he was found guilty by a jury of his peers.

Speaker 2 (30:31):
He did what he did. It's just what's the reason
behind it, right, Okay.

Speaker 1 (30:35):
You're right, You're right. If if he did it for
the reasons that the documentary said he did it for,
I hope he gets out if he did it for
any other reason, I hope his kidney stone is the
size of a small boulder and he has to pass
it naturally. I don't know which one it is. I'm

(30:58):
just saying one of the other.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I have it. It's a pain worse than childbirth. Now,
I don't know. I've never done either, but I.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Haven't done it. Nora has had many. She was at
work the other day and was like, oh, really, yeah,
why not not? Not like not that it was nothing,
but they came out.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
I've heard people have to get them.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Like pounded, like the vibrations break.

Speaker 2 (31:24):
And it's like pounding on your bladder.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
I can't even what that would be like as a
man to try.

Speaker 7 (31:35):
It unnecessary, Like do you see?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
It does everything like expand around it.

Speaker 3 (31:45):
And it's like I don't think they're that big, but
they are very painful.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
M M.

Speaker 11 (31:55):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (31:55):
I wonder what the.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Biggest recorded kidney stone naturally passed, right, naturally passed. You
would have to save that in like some type of aquarium.
Whend't you like a It's.

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Like all those blue rocks you put in with your goldfish.
You just collect all your kidneys downes and make like
a little a little.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
Yeah, all right, because you hear three things.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Ozzie well sabbaths there. But I mean, obviously Ozzy at
the helm one of the I was just googling. Obviously
not the only one who's in the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame twice for what he did with a
group right as a solo artist. But there aren't a ton,

(32:43):
a small handful handful he's he's one of them. After
I saw the breaking news yesterday of Ozzie's passing, I
was like, man, to me, that kind of completes the
mount rushmore of musical death. If I think about everyone.
I was thinking about it that the four people have passed,

(33:07):
that that changed music forever, that that evolved the genre.
And actually there's a there's a fifth in there kind
of a side note, But I would say Elvis, m J.
Prince and now Ozzie passing completes the Four Horsemen of

(33:30):
the Apocalypse or the Mount Rushmore of musical deaths. The
only other one I might change out would be James
Brown completely changing a genre about.

Speaker 2 (33:45):
That was pretty huge death.

Speaker 1 (33:49):
Chris Cornell is not as big as a hard disagree,
hard disagree.

Speaker 4 (33:55):
He is the greatest rock singer in history.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
I'm not saying, I'm not saying talent. I completely agree
with you. I would change Yes, I would take Chris Cornell.
I would take Chris Cornell over Kirk Cobain any day
of the week. I would take all of his music.

Speaker 5 (34:08):
I don't think Sound Garden like changed sound Historic stand.

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Exactly, yeah, exactly the landscape.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Kurt might have been bigger in that respect than Chris.

Speaker 1 (34:22):
That's what I'm saying. Yea, and again I agree with you.
I would take Kirk Cobb. You take Chris Cornell over
Kirk Cobain any day of the week. But when it
comes now changing the genre, I don't know if there's
any bigger four than Elvis MJ. I would I would
actually as much if I were to say Prince, that

(34:44):
would be a personal preference. As amazing as he was,
I think James Brown probably changed the landscape more than
Prince did. So I would put James Brown on there,
and then obviously now with Ozzie. I just don't know
if it gets any bigger than that, I would love it.
If you've got one eight hundred and eight two one seven.

Speaker 2 (35:00):
Oh what about John Lennon?

Speaker 1 (35:02):
See I add when we were when we were at
we were at Nasties yesterday grabbing a quick bite, and
I actually we were I heard some people talking about it,
so I kind of brought it up and the Beatle
John Lennon did come up that that definitely could be
one that was up there, that definitely could be the

(35:25):
fifth Horseman if you would, Carrie says Hendrix. We talked
about that yesterday. Did he did he change the genre?
Someone mentioned Bob Marley? Yeah, possible. Johnny Cash came up, Yeah,
nine five seven sevens of Johnny Cash. That could be that.
You could make an argument for Johnny Cash.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
I do think you're right.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
If we are talking superstars who absolutely changed the landscape
of music.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
Elvis is definitely one.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure. There's no there's no.

Speaker 3 (35:58):
Debating, no debating that, and is definitely one.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
There's no debating that.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
Agree Damn that was like the beginning metal but only that.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Could you take m J off the list? Did he
change Jackson?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Do you cannot take Michael Jackson off that list?

Speaker 1 (36:15):
So we know, we know, we know it's Elvis, MJ,
and Ozzy for sure.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
Yeah, so Prince is here.

Speaker 5 (36:20):
You have an argument about Prince. I did he change
the landscape?

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Change the landscape? That's why I said I would probably
put I would probably put James Brown on there ahead
of Prince. As much as I love Prince, I would
put James Brown changed the landscape for sure. So I
don't know who else it would be. Someone did text
in Freddy Mercury dude, Well, but.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I don't know exactly.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
If I pick Prince, you're gonna pick Freddy Mercury billy,
Like I get that blitz. Hi, who's this.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Could we say David Bowie? I mean David Bowie.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
I think David Bowie was Prince before Prince. So I
don't know if that's a changing of the landscape. I
think that's originality, which I which I can see, but
I don't know if it changed the landscape. They definitely
did their own thing. They had like unique projects, but
actually changing the genre I'm not sure, dougsas Hank Williams Senior.

(37:27):
Let's see see I nine eight zero two says Chester Bennington,
and I really wanted to make an argument for Chester.
Argument you k yes, you can make an argument. Does
it belong? I don't know, you know, the new metal,
the the the rap rock, whatever you want to call it,
and Lincoln Park is is definitely the the end. I'll

(37:51):
be all of it. But it changed the landscape. I'm
not sure. Blitz, Hi, good morning. Who's this Carl? Paul?
I'm sorry, Paul. Who would you make an argument for?
Jerry Garcia? Oh? Okay, yeah, that's I mean, they're there, Okay,

(38:12):
they're their own thing, though I'm not I'm not a
cham Yeah. I think you can make an argument for sure.
I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 15 (38:21):
I mean they created an entire genre that is still
thriving in alive today. I mean, those guys are still
selling out stadiums in I mean, it's insane what they're doing.
It's true later, sixty years later, he's been dead for
thirty years and they are still gaining massive amounts of
fans on a daily basis.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
You're not wrong, You're not wrong. There's a valid argument there.
I appreciate the call.

Speaker 3 (38:46):
Thank you so much, Okay, James says Eddie van Halen,
Now that you may, I don't know, that's a pretty
big one.

Speaker 1 (38:56):
That is a big one. Change the genre.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Well, I mean ship forever guitar.

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Yeah, but he's a great guitarist.

Speaker 5 (39:05):
But on a day we're celebrating Azzie Randy Rhodes. Had
he not died, I don't think there would be any
question he would be the greatest guitarist of all time
because he invented a new way of playing. He did
change the landscape of electric guitar playing, okay with pigromonics.

Speaker 4 (39:21):
I mean it's just phenomenal. And he influenced but so
many people.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
But so did Jimmy by playing it upside. This sure did.
And then you ask Eric Clapton who's the greatest guitarist
of all time? He said, I don't know, as Prince.
I mean, so just Sam eight hundred two one ninety
nine seven. Oh, if you've got one, it's ninety nine
seven of the Blitz. What are gen Zers twenty? They're
twenty somethings, right, Saziers.

Speaker 3 (39:47):
Yeah, I mean I think they go below that too,
but yeah, or maybe they are just young twenty something.

Speaker 1 (39:51):
Yeah, eighteen, eighteen to twenty four, somewhere in that, thirty
something like that.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Thirteen to twenty eight, but thank you very much, twenty eight.

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Quick on the quick on the draw with the Googles,
thank you, thirteen to twenty eight. Well, if you call
a gen Zer, just know the phone might ring and
then you'll hear that little good click and then you'll
just hear.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Nothing.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
But what is that? What is that about?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Apparently, according to this, they are so used to text
messaging that they don't even know, Like they just pick
up the phone, they don't say anything. They don't know
that Hello is the appropriate way to answer the phone
because of two reasons. One they're so used to text

(40:37):
messaging and two people don't really like knock on your
door or ring the door, but you open the door hello,
Like they don't. They don't, they don't use hello.

Speaker 4 (40:48):
The gen z stare I've been hearing about it.

Speaker 3 (40:50):
Yeah, gen z stare is like in customer service where
you walk up to a counter and a gen Z
is working behind the counter and they don't say anything.

Speaker 1 (40:58):
To help you.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
Nothing.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
It look up right, So this is now a progressing
over to answering the phone, where they gen Z stare
you through the phone. I did see it, don't.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
And in way of explanation, a gen Zer said that
they're so used to getting robo calls. They're waiting to
hear that weird that you hear when you know it's.

Speaker 2 (41:24):
A robo call.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's a valid argument. Yeah, that is a valid argument
to be to be a reason to have the no hello. Yeah, Okay,
I'm not as mad now because I was mad, but
I'm not as mad now. If that does make sense
because I've done that.

Speaker 3 (41:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Wait, I see the random number and I pick up
the phone and I'm like hello, Like I say hello,
very angrily, waiting for whatever what happens.

Speaker 4 (41:50):
Does it make a difference.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
No, because they don't hear the hello on the other end.
The system only knows when you pick up the phone.

Speaker 2 (41:58):
And then you get that electronic sound and then Hello.

Speaker 1 (42:01):
But here's the problem. I bring this up because in
this article, this news article talking about the not picking
up the phone without saying anything, there's a recruiter who
does a ton of phone interviews and something they've noticed
is that gen Z specifically won't say anything when they
answer the phone. They can hear the breathing, they can
hear the background noise, but they won't say hello. And
so they're trying to figure out why. I'm saying, it's

(42:25):
really not that deep. But that does make sense as
we've all gotten so used to robo calls and sales
calls now that you're waiting for that little Yeah.

Speaker 4 (42:37):
I've definitely done that many times.

Speaker 1 (42:39):
That makes a lot of sense. Now, okay, your excuse,
gen Ziers.

Speaker 18 (42:46):
Hey, but that's how it goes. Millions of people live
and ask for Maybe it's not too late.

Speaker 1 (43:04):
It has to be one of the greatest business moves
of all time. Let's get our family together and have
everything recorded. I mean, it was one of the originals,
if not the original, like family reality show for Osborne's.

Speaker 3 (43:26):
I would go so far as to say there are
two versions of Ozzy. One is pre Osborne's and the
other is post Osborne. I have to completely agree with
you not to take full credit for that, because I
did read an article where somebody was saying, listen, you know,
up to the Osborne's reality show, we had the dark

(43:46):
ausy like the mysterious, the you know, biting the head
off the bat Ozzy, the Prince of Dog, the Prince
of Darkness Ozzie, And once the osborne started, we got.

Speaker 2 (43:57):
The loving dad, maybe a.

Speaker 3 (44:00):
Little bumbling, hilarious, family friendly Ozzie.

Speaker 1 (44:04):
Remember me. Yes, March second, two thousand and two, changed
it all ran for three years and yeah, pretty much.
Here here's a quick side note. A lot of people
think that Pat Boon saying the the Crazy Train version
to open the show. It wasn't Pat Boon. It was
just saying, in the style of Patboon by Lewis le medica,

(44:27):
limit LeMond, le Medicia, limit limit le Medica. My repronounce
LeMond dica. Never mind.

Speaker 5 (44:39):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (44:40):
Speaking of the Osborne's, do you remember the moment that
took place on the show where Sharon said, Hey, why
don't we add bubbles to your live show? Take a listen.

Speaker 11 (44:57):
Bubbles.

Speaker 1 (45:00):
I'm on, Sean, you.

Speaker 19 (45:01):
Know I was the other one, the Prince of Darkness.
When when when do the mile muddles go on and
suth start?

Speaker 6 (45:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (45:15):
I don't know if the Prince of Darkness should have
tiny little bubbles floating around his stage on his live show.
That doesn't scream Prince of Darkness to me.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Bubbles on the Prince of Darkness.

Speaker 1 (45:29):
Now, it was just reported yesterday morning that Malcolm Jamal Warner,
theo Huxtable, unfortunately passed away in a terrible drowning accident
while on vacation, and then because that happened on Monday,
we reported it yesterday morning, and then yesterday afternoon we
had the news of Ozzy. Obviously, so a lot of

(45:51):
people are thinking today something could go down, or you've
already got Connie Francis who passed away, So a lot
of people are considering that the third. But why do
we always say death comes in threes? Well, it's all
due to a New York Times article or actually, I'm sorry,
a lot of us looked into death and threes, But

(46:13):
it was a New York Times article in twenty fourteen
that did a study and found out that since nineteen ninety,
just seven trios have died within a five day span.
So basically what it is is us as humans looking
for like a pattern, a pattern, a completeness, a closure

(46:35):
of some sort. But obviously we've got twenty twenty five
Ozzy Osbourne and Malcolm Drawwarner and Connie Francis. If you
want to consider it.

Speaker 3 (46:45):
Well, you're doing days in a row. Connie Francis died
like a week ago, so.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I didn't counter.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Within five days, oh, within five within five days, yes,
so we may have already completed the cycle, correct, I gotcha.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yes. In twenty sixteen, within one week, we had David Bowie,
Glenn Fry, and Alan Rickman all passing away. In twenty fourteen,
within ten days, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Shirley Temple and Sid
Caesar passed away. In two thousand and nine, we had
Michael Jackson, Farah Fawcett and Ed McMahon. Now that was

(47:16):
within two days because Farah Fawcet and Michael Jackson were
the same day. And then he had Ed McMahon. And
then in two thousand and six you had James Brown,
Gerald Ford and Saddam Hussein all passing away within five days.
So there is a bit of a die in threes,
but not we kind of make it up. We just

(47:38):
we look for that little complete circle. Now does that
mean well, if we get one today, it's kind of
hard to argue. I don't know who's on the shopping
block right now. That's not a good way to put it.
I don't know who is on the way out. It's
not another good way to put it, but we might
have something today. We'll just have to wait and see.
Not even had some of the blitz. Is it just

(48:02):
the fact that an icon passed away, Kelly? Or are
you just in a very dark mood? Because as we
got off the air a moment ago, I was talking
about how you know death comes in threes, or at
least we think we do who it does as humans,
we kind of we kind of made it up. We
kind of look for the pattern, and you're like, oh,

(48:23):
I wonder who's next?

Speaker 3 (48:25):
I know, And then I said, let's not say this
on the air. Here's what because it's too grim.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
However, all right, Kelly, here's the question. Well, if it
were to be a third person, who would it be?

Speaker 3 (48:39):
I mean, I think about death all the time, maybe
every day that I'm not kidding, and now I'm not
saying I focus on death every day, but it does
pop into my mind yours.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
It just comes up.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
I think about death almost maybe every day. I don't know,
it just is a topic that pops up yesterday.

Speaker 1 (48:59):
What was the flea thought? Well, I mean, as he
died yesterday, so you can't.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Yeah, I mean it's typically just you know, like family
members and someone's friends and things that maybe people are
facing challenges and so I think about what's coming.

Speaker 2 (49:14):
I I don't think that's that uncommon.

Speaker 3 (49:16):
Like I said, I don't wallow in a pool of
death thoughts, right, That's not how I'm living every day.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
But I do think about it.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
So, yeah, I'm thinking two of the most beloved celebrities
who are ninety nine years old, Dick Van Dyke and
mel Brooks.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
Yeah. I thought about mel Brooks.

Speaker 1 (49:31):
Oh, don't even mention that name.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
I know because he's got a Dick Van Dyke.

Speaker 2 (49:36):
Oh my god, mel brook you you sit down right now.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
If you had, if they if they're if they were
standing on a cliff cliff right now, you had to
push one.

Speaker 2 (49:47):
I had to push one.

Speaker 1 (49:48):
Yeah. Oh no, oh I'm pushing Dick Vandyke.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
I would jump.

Speaker 3 (49:51):
I can't live the rest of my life being the
person who pushed one of those twos.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
No one would know, all right, So but yeah, both
of those. But it ain't gonna be Melbrooks because he's
hanging on for space walls too.

Speaker 2 (50:04):
And Dick Van Dyke, that man will still get up.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
And dance, see will but he did his Mary Poppins returns.
He's good.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Okay, you say full life. Yeah, man, I'm glad you're.

Speaker 11 (50:16):
Not the judge.

Speaker 1 (50:18):
I should not be the judge at all. All right,
so we got all right? So yeah ninety nine, you
lived your life.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
I'm say a.

Speaker 3 (50:26):
Couple of people who really are facing just very grim prognoses,
and that would be Bruce Willis and Michael J.

Speaker 4 (50:32):
Fox.

Speaker 3 (50:32):
They both have very difficult health situations, very difficult. My
long shot though, is somebody who gets a big accidents
fairly frequently.

Speaker 11 (50:45):
One hundred to one odds death.

Speaker 3 (50:47):
Is this guy can't stop getting burned up and falling
down hills?

Speaker 2 (50:52):
Jay Leno, Oh that man lives.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
You are a hundred. But it's not even dangerous. It's
I'm changing the oil in my car and it explodes
in my face or the what was the he went
for a jog or something and rolled down the mountain? Yes, yeah, yeah,
he can't stay out of physical home.

Speaker 2 (51:12):
Do you think that he is.

Speaker 3 (51:13):
He must be extremely healthy because he has come back
from those like stronger than ever.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
Yes. Tasha brings up a good point. Willie Nelson, Oh
you know how or or even more than Willie Nelson.
Here's a valid question. When is Keith Richards gonna die? What?
That man is a cockroach? And I don't mean that

(51:39):
as an insult. I mean that man can survive anything.
He's gonna be around forever without a doubt. Can you
think of one thick.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Who Alan Greenspan. That guy's still hanging on, hanging.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
On what it named a pull up?

Speaker 5 (52:00):
Years old, he's still barely hanging on. I keep wondering
about uh, former President Biden too.

Speaker 1 (52:06):
Hey, he's got to be close too.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Yeah, he's got the you know he's now that we
know his medical Yeah, yeah, guys, this is so grim.

Speaker 2 (52:14):
I knew he shouldn't have brought it up.

Speaker 1 (52:16):
You brought it up.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
And it's funny because I said, oh, are we doing
a death post? She goes, no, that's dark.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
But oh so Carrie says, uh, what about share all share? Yeah?
But she's not quite old enough.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
She's in her flipping prime.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
How dare you you know what Clint Eastwood's doing really
well for you?

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Ninety five he's in good.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
Jack c Yeah. Glindias was another one that probably won't
six three one six texting said the shat. Oh no,
he don't have any problems right now, does it.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
He's just not that I know.

Speaker 1 (52:54):
Yeah, he's just he's just old man. Kelly would bring
us down this morning. I warned you so after that
seven in the Blood.

Speaker 11 (53:04):
Now, the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (53:09):
Ohio State Fair get started this morning. All is ready
for the livestock shows, carnival rides, mainstage concerts and performances,
and of course the food. The fair runs through August third.
Advanced sale tickets are eight dollars or twelve dollars at
the gate. Ride wristbands are thirty seven dollars. This is
officially the one hundred and seventieth Fair and the one
hundred and seventy fifth anniversary of the first fair in

(53:29):
eighteen fifty. The fair was not held during World War Two,
nor during the pandemic in twenty twenty.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
Boy, they got one hundred eighteen what huh eighteen? What
was the first eighteen? What did you say it was
the first year?

Speaker 2 (53:43):
Oh, eighteen fifty, that's insane. Yes, Oh, it's been around
a little for a minute. They know what they're doing
over there now. They've worked out the king.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
That's how we roll they were still holding like the
flame thrower cameras.

Speaker 5 (53:56):
Yeah, the dynamite of the gun palace.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
Yeah, like you couldn't find a picture of someone's smiling.

Speaker 5 (54:03):
Every kid in the pictures got giant eyes from the explosion.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
You even look back to pictures in the seventies of
the fair, people were dressed up like, oh yeah, were
going to the fair in a wife beater or.

Speaker 2 (54:15):
A tube top?

Speaker 1 (54:16):
No, not at all.

Speaker 2 (54:17):
You kind of wearing some nice some nice clothes.

Speaker 4 (54:20):
You have a bank. In the twenties and thirties, I
mean they were like Sunday, yes.

Speaker 1 (54:23):
For sure, dressed up.

Speaker 3 (54:24):
I'm saying like sixties or so. You look dispatched. It
a retrospective of pictures.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
There were people wearing suits.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (54:31):
And now now when you see people parking, you're wondering,
are there more wheels or more teeth on the car?
In the car, like you're not sure which one is
gonna be greater? Yeah? Is it gonna be like.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Over under over.

Speaker 1 (54:45):
Under on on on teeth versus tattoos? What are you
gonna see more of on a person?

Speaker 2 (54:52):
This is Ohio, sir. We have good dental care here.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
Okay, I'm sorry you talk to eighteen hundreds. You know
you're doing like weird stuff in livestock. Yeah, that's all
it was live.

Speaker 3 (55:02):
Yeah yeah, like side shows, yes, side shows and livestock.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
That's it.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
Yep. Or one big guy putting you in a chair
and just like tilting you upwards.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
That was the right guy walking around on stilts.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
You know, do you have a handlebar mustache?

Speaker 9 (55:19):
The guy had absolutely mustache.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
For doctor charged in connection with Matthew Perry's death is
expected to plead guilty today in Federal Court Department of Justices.
Doctor Salvador Placenia will plead guilty in LA to four
counts of distribution of ketamine. He could get up to
forty years in prison. All right, let me talk you
about the Seattle woman who is suing the US Navy
Blue Angels, alleging that the fighter jet performances.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
The performances caused the death.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Of her elderly cat, and that she was unconstitutionally blocked
from voicing her concerns on the squadron official Uh, the
squadron's official Instagram account. Okay, so here's what happened. She says,
the Blue Angel's annual flight demonstrations over Seattle in August
twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four subjected her old cat, Layla,

(56:08):
her elderly cat, to experience extreme distress. It triggered her
cat to have panic attacks.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
That's why she totally believe that.

Speaker 3 (56:19):
The Blue Angels triggered panic attacks in her elderly cat.
And her cat was already suffering from heart disease. So
this poor thing ended up having to be euthanized after
the twenty twenty four Navy Blue Angels show euthanized.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
Why why didn't it if it just wait either, so
it didn't just drop dead?

Speaker 19 (56:37):
Right?

Speaker 3 (56:38):
So also this woman claims, Lauren Ann Lombardi claims that
she tried to voice her opposition over, you know, time
after time on their Instagram page, the official Navy Blue
Angels Instagram phase.

Speaker 1 (56:55):
What do you want to say? What do you want
to say?

Speaker 3 (56:57):
Said, Hey, I'm opposed to your air show. It's too
loud and it's causing my cat distress. And in fact,
here our study after study to show that it causes
humans distress the loudness of it, So I don't want it.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
Well, they got so annoyed with her they blocked her.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Great thanks for your concerns blocked, I'm gonna change anything.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
And so she is saying they're violating her First Amendment
constitutional rights. So basically what she wants, and she's filed
a lawsuit this week. She wants to be unblocked from
their Instagram and she wants our attorney's fees paide.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
That's it. Unblock me like you file.

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Let me sit here every day and post a comment
on your Instagram page about how much I don't like
your AAR shows on they're too loud and you killed
my cat. I remember my first radio, full time radio
job ever was up in Travers City, Michigan, and it
was the Cherry Festival, which is their big annual July festival.
And every other year the Blue Angels come and they
fly over Travis Bay, and in Traverse City downtown is

(58:02):
three blocks away from the beach, I mean, it's right
there on the water. And so when the Blue Angels
are coming by and they're doing their passes, they got
to make their turns. And in whatever year it was
to the nineteen ninety nine two than whatever year was there,
the Blue Angels and one of the Blue Angels made
a pass, a low pass which on their turn, which

(58:23):
was over downtown. They blew out a block of windows.
Oh the vibration, the speed was so much. It blew
out a bunch of business windows. And I don't know
what came of it. I think the Blue Angels had
to pay, or I don't know, a chrance paid or
Blue Anchel had to put something happened. But yeah, it's
part of the air show. Because your cat has anxiety.

(58:44):
Yeah you want to You just want to bitch and
moan on their Instagram. That's what you want.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I guess. Okay, she wants to be able to get
back at it.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
Okay, all right, those are your three things, Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
I mean, come on, like you said earlier, Kelly, there
were there were There were. There were two types of people,
the people that grew up on Ozzy and rocked out
on Ozzy and the people that laughed along with Ozzy.
When the Osbourne's came around in two thousand.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
And two, Yeah, he became so widely appreciated after he
was on the Osbourne's. Being on the Osbourne's, that entire
family became enormous mainstream celebrities, when before it was just
like these are Ozzie's a hardcore guy and only hardcore
people right loved and knew Ozzy. I love the reality

(59:40):
show version of Ozzy.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Absolutely adore that version of Ozzy.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
I have always well, I've always wondered two things. One
seeing him on the Osbourne's and wondering how he lasted
another twenty years.

Speaker 3 (59:53):
Yeah, exactly, you thought he was on the Precipice then.

Speaker 1 (59:56):
One hundred percent. I was like, oh no, watching this
man die on TV.

Speaker 19 (01:00:02):
But you know, I'm a psycho.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
The other thing I always wonder too is and granted,
obviously never I didn't grow up in that in that household.
It definitely didn't grow up in the in the window
of fame like they did. But there's another Osborne that
people don't talk about. Amy. She wanted nothing to do
with the show. She stepped away from it all. Ye

(01:00:29):
I have to assume. You have to assume that they
collected and made a whole bunch of money off of that,
and Kelly and Jack both definitely made a name for
themselves on that show. But Amy wanted nothing to do
with it. She just kind of stepped away. There is
a great clip, if you remember this from the Osbournes,
Ozzie being the typical old man who can't figure out technology,

(01:00:54):
whether two thousand degrees entirety.

Speaker 11 (01:00:58):
I didn't do it, stuck on the weather channel.

Speaker 13 (01:01:02):
We didn't give the owners any weekend instructions.

Speaker 11 (01:01:05):
We give them them up controls and then the ons figure.

Speaker 18 (01:01:08):
Out by myself out to work it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:10):
So that's how easy it.

Speaker 11 (01:01:11):
Is television to work.

Speaker 19 (01:01:16):
I'm a very simple man. You gotta have a computer
knowledge to turn the TV no no.

Speaker 11 (01:01:22):
Jee calling it a normal.

Speaker 19 (01:01:26):
Press one button and a child starts him going, what
is this where I am?

Speaker 8 (01:01:30):
I man?

Speaker 19 (01:01:33):
The nightmare continues.

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
The nightmare d just your day. That is that is
every uh, every person, a younger person trying to program
the VCR. I remember programming the VCR for my mom
or teaching her again when when when streaming services and
apps first came on your TV, trying to teach my
mom to use those things. It's just it's just the cycle,

(01:01:56):
because it will happen. There will be a time where
my six or thirteen year old steps and is going
to have to teach me something new.

Speaker 3 (01:02:03):
Technology wise, there is certain like certain ways to like
if you have a certain remote, say you have the
Spectrum TV remote, and there are fifty buttons on there,
you know, and if you're you know, older and you
don't know, you need like three of the buttons. And
there's a special cover you can put on for elderly
people where it covers every button but the channel change

(01:02:27):
and the volume and.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
The on off. Really, yes, that's it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:31):
Okay, that comes confusing honestly when you're older and you're.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Kind of like, what what in the f is the
blue triangle, red circle and yellow square?

Speaker 3 (01:02:39):
What do those am I looking at? That one of
them's a search button? I do know that on the
spectrum only.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
The only extra button I like is whatever it's called
on your remote, but the return button where you can
go back to the station here, just like if you're
watching two shows at once and the commercials come on,
you can switch to this one the back and then
you get yeah, you can go back to the exactly
the exact channel you're on. But other than that, there's
just no there's no reason for it whatsoever.

Speaker 9 (01:03:09):
It's some of the blitz, not so breaking news. The
news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Our first story takes us over to Belleville, Illinois, where
a McDonald's manager by the name of Kathy m. Bledso
is being charged with aggravated unlawful use of a weapon
because she had an employee working for her at this
McDonald's and asked the employee to take the garbage ot,
and for some reason, the employee said, I don't want

(01:03:40):
to take the garbageot, which you know, you're not really
you're working. You don't really have a choice. If you
have duties to do, you do them. And if a
manager asked you to do something, you gotta do it. Well,
the teenager was told to clock out and go home.
You're not gonna do your work. Why you here? Now
that could have been where the story ended, and it
would have been totally fine. You're there at work, fuse

(01:04:00):
to do the work, so you're sent home. Learn yourself
a lesson, your little teenager. But I guess this teenager
told her mom or their mom what happened, and that's
when the mom went up to the McDonald's to approach
the manager. But why are you doing that? I don't understand. Well,
things got heated, and that is when the manager pulled

(01:04:20):
a gun and shot the mom in the lobby.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
Oh my gosh, you can't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
You're not allowed to do that. The mother was shot
in the leg, Bledsoe was taken into custody at the restaurant.
McKenzie was taking to the hospital for treatment. Everything will
be fine. No word on whether or not the McDonald's
manager is keeping her job or not. I feel like no,
but I would you would have to assume no. But

(01:04:49):
it is McDonald's and it is Belle Villinois, So you
never know. If you are a whiskey drinker man, if
I got a story for you, or if you have
a whiskey drinker in your life, now is the time
to shell out some money because the world's oldest single
mulch malt scotch has just been open. The McKellen's eighty

(01:05:11):
four year old cask cask cat cask, yes oak cask,
has just been opened. The single mall was set to
rest on February third, nineteen forty and Gordon and McPhail,
a whiskey company, they have just emptied the cast filling

(01:05:34):
one hundred and twenty five decanters forty three point seven
percent ABV. Like that's that's that's one one shot, not
even a shot, maybe maybe a sip or two. I mean,
what do you have next ever clear after that, Like
that's all that's all you get is a shot or so.

(01:05:55):
But if you're I'm not a whiskey fan, but either
if you enjoy sipping on the on the whiskey. The
single malt scotch eighty four years old, I wonder what
that's going to cost. Does it say in the article
here what it's going to cost? It doesn't say He's
got to be expensive?

Speaker 2 (01:06:13):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
If it's the image the world's oldest single malt scotch.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
Oh, it's incredibly expensive.

Speaker 1 (01:06:20):
Yes, you're probably gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
Pay one hundred dollars for a shot or a shot.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
Right, just a quick like detour. Have you guys seen
the cut water? Like people are getting so blasted on
cut water?

Speaker 1 (01:06:32):
Yeah, like two and they're falling over.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Fourteen percent alcohol but they're like, I don't know, man,
it's like can they drink one?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
And they had a blackout?

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Yeah? What is in that cuts called cutwater? People are
losing their mind?

Speaker 2 (01:06:46):
Hannded cocktail?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
Yeah, I think they have like a white Russian and
people are drinking it and getting like so hammered right
off the bat.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
It's only fourteen percent.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Yeah, right, that's exactly. Yeah, people are all over TikTok
like I had too, and then I woke up in
my backyard bush like they have no idea what happened.
It's insane. So I do want to try it, though
I'm very curious that you're not still breaking news nine
nine seven The Bliss celebrating Ozzy as we should today

(01:07:19):
and this morning. I think probably one of my favorite
it's not an Aussie quote, but something to do with Ozzy,
was how long ago was it? It wasn't, but what
five years ago or so? If even that long that
post Malone, the the pop slash country artist, released a song,

(01:07:46):
and he released a song with Ozzie. They did a
song together, You got the hook? Think okay, and look,

(01:08:09):
you don't know what you don't know? I get it,
but I had to laugh out loud when people were
all over the world Wide Web and Twitter when post
Malone was blowing up saying, see this is what I
love about post Malone. He gives people chances, Yes, bring
people in and gives them the break that they need.

(01:08:32):
They were preads.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
Excuse me, that is rage bait. That's rage bait. I
know I remember it.

Speaker 3 (01:08:43):
I repeat, thinking we cannot be this ignorant, but it was.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
It was.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
It was the post malone hip hop fans who are
sixteen years old.

Speaker 2 (01:08:54):
But you don't know what you don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
That that's it. You don't know what you don't know,
but you can't you can't help. But get a chuckle
out of that Posty doing what Posty does, giving breaks
to people and the music viz I can.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Have given that old guy a chance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:10):
Yeah, thank you, Posty. What would we uh, what would
we do without? Shoot?

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
That's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (01:09:17):
All right, let's get to Blitz Therapy, brought to you
by Tri State Men's Health and uh, man, I gotta.
I love this email we got because I don't have
an answer eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 6 (01:09:33):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
If if you can help this person, then please call
or text the same number eight hundred a two to
one ninety nine seven. Oh. Let me uh, let me
pull this email up real quick. All right, here we go. Uh.
This is from Lily, and Lily says, uh, this is
gonna sound bad, but I need help getting out of

(01:09:55):
a lie that has spiraled way too far. About three
years yars ago, I started telling a friend that I
had developed food allergies and intolerances, so I just bring
my own food when we did dinner at her place.
But the truth is, I'm not allergic to anything. The
only thing I'm intolerant of is the way her cat

(01:10:16):
freely walks around the kitchen counters when she's preparing food.
It grossed me out so much, but I didn't want
to insult her or make it awkward, so I just
made up the allergy excuse. Well, the problem is, she's
been so sweet ever since. She's constantly asking about ingredients,
double checking labels, trying to make everything safe, and I

(01:10:39):
feel awful every time it comes up. I never thought
it would go this long. But here's the deal. I
know what she's doing, but I still don't want to
eat anything at our house because the cat condition hasn't changed.
The cat is still all over the counters. So do
I just come out and say it or do I
continue on with the lie? Is there a gentle way

(01:11:02):
to phase out of this? Help me? Please? Yeah? I
don't know what to do here.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
I think you got to take that one to your grave.
I do you got to stop having dinner at this
girl's house. That's what you need to change.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
You need to say, let's just go out.

Speaker 1 (01:11:16):
Let's go.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:17):
Oh, but then again, you've got all the ingredient, you
have all the restrictions. You got to stop eating with
this girl.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
You gotta just stop eating. I mean, like, come on,
pick your favorite Applebee's and lets go. You want spicy
apple beans, you want Australian apple Bee's, you want Italian
apple Bees. We'll go. We'll go anywhere you want.

Speaker 2 (01:11:36):
I mean, I guess you could tell the truth, but
I'm always you have.

Speaker 5 (01:11:41):
Two options, break up or tell the truth. You're gonna
stay with her, a you're gonna get married married?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
Well, no, there's a friend. There's a friend. There's just
a friend.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
My bad, My bad, But you see where I was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:54):
Did you break up with a friend?

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
No, the friend you can tell.

Speaker 3 (01:11:58):
Listen, here's a friend. You're gonna have to know. You
take that to your grave that you you shouldn't have
done it. But all I understand it, and I sympathize
so hard that I will say you should spare her feelings.
She's trying so hard to make sure that she doesn't poison.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
You with your fake allergies.

Speaker 3 (01:12:15):
Yeah, I feel like you're gonna lose the friendship if
you tell the truth.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
But I do understand why you lied, because that is
kind of gross.

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
You should I'm like cat scooching their butt across like
where you're preparing my food.

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
You should lose the friendship if you don't tell her
the truth. You're gonna go this to rest your life
as this is your good friend.

Speaker 2 (01:12:33):
This is your good friend that you don't meet any
meals with and she's going.

Speaker 5 (01:12:36):
Through hell trying to take care of your diet or
whatever whatever you can eat.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
You got to tell her the truth and tell her
why and she'll understand if.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
She doesn't be right. It doesn't say in the email
how close they are, but I know, like if if
Scott had the cat grow, I'd be like, dude, i
am not eating food at your house. Look at your
guy and he was like what cat toys only Connor.
I'm like, I'm never eat Sorry, I'll bring my own foot.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
I would say that, now here's the mistake with the lie.
You should have just said you were allergic to the cat,
and that takes care.

Speaker 2 (01:13:06):
Of the whole problem.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Then the house.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
Hey, I went to an allergist and it turns out
I'm not allergic to any of that stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
I'm allergic to your.

Speaker 5 (01:13:15):
Cat, so you want to you want to counter the
lie with another.

Speaker 3 (01:13:23):
As a general rule, I don't think you should be
lying to people. However, I get that you were trying
to save yourself from eating.

Speaker 4 (01:13:35):
Yeah, I'm somebody's friend.

Speaker 5 (01:13:39):
I feel like I have to tell them to get
your cat off the brick.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
You would say that, but it's too late for her.
She already lies ago.

Speaker 1 (01:13:46):
Yeah yeah, Roger says, I'll think your death moved to another.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I would just say, hey, good news, I had a
miraculous healing. But I am allergic to your cat now,
So I guess I just eat at my house from
now on.

Speaker 1 (01:14:01):
Roman pulled a great Jim Carrey. The truth soll set
you free? That is Rightwe ninety nine seven? Oh what
should Lily do here? Have you ever been in this situation?
Did you have a lie that went on for a
really long time? I would love to hear it right now.
Seven Oh it's nine nine seven the blitz b List therapy,

(01:14:23):
brought to you by Try Statements Health. Lily emailed in
and said, look, I have a lie that's been going
on for three years. I have a friend. We get
together for dinner. The problem is she has her cat
walking over the kitchen counter while she's cooking food and stuff,
and I just can't do it. So I told her
I have allergies. And but the problem is my friend
is so nice. She has started to look at labels.

(01:14:45):
She started to shop at special stores to make sure
I can eat the food. But I still don't want
to eat food because cat is still the counter. Three
years a lie has been going on, and Lily doesn't
know what to do. Eight nine zero Gabriel says, I
told my boyfriend we should quit smoking cigarettes, and he did,
but I ended up buying secret packs and continuing smoking

(01:15:06):
for almost a year. Hello, we had a traumatic experience
and I pulled out the secret pack in front of
him and we both let a cigarette. I ended up
coming clean after that.

Speaker 2 (01:15:15):
Yeah, maybe that could be it. You just kind of
chill out.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
I don't know, really, keeping up a lie is way
too much work.

Speaker 4 (01:15:22):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:15:23):
I feel like you should come clean.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
But you have to be careful about it. You have
to be very delicate about coming clean here.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
I mean, we all agreed a few minutes ago that
if it's a close friend, you should be able to
say look, yes, your cat is on the counter. What
the f is up without that? Like, that's disgusting.

Speaker 3 (01:15:39):
Come on, I say, you might be really upset with me,
and I hope we can work through this.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
I need to confess something.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Yeah, exactly exactly. Let's say Cavan's text and say, okay,
so what happens when they go to the restaurant? What
if she ordered something souid she couldn't have Exactly? My
friend's like, hey, wait a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:15:57):
It's too tough to keep up this lie.

Speaker 1 (01:16:00):
Brings up a good point. What if the friend is
listening to this, Well, let me tell you. If you
are out there in blitz nation right now, and you
have a friend named Lily and she won't eat at
your or she comes to your house for dinner and
she says she has special allergies, and you've been doing
special shopping for her, and you have a cat and
your cat walks on the counters, know that Lily doesn't

(01:16:23):
want to eat your house because your cat keep your
cat off the counters. It's disgusting, And don't.

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
Be mad at Lily.

Speaker 3 (01:16:29):
She's just trying to figure out how to handle a
difficult situation.

Speaker 1 (01:16:31):
That's right. So Leah. We solved the problem, Lily, we
helped you. We will tell your friend for you.

Speaker 2 (01:16:38):
See, this is a service we should provide.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Really, we should provide a come clean service.

Speaker 1 (01:16:45):
Do you know? Do you know what idea I want
to steal? And I would never take credit. This is
someone else's idea, but I saw it on TikTok and
I want to do this so bad. It's called his
name is John, and it's John brings bad news and
people will email him or text him and he will
call them up and he'll go, Hi, this is John

(01:17:06):
from John's breaks bad News. I'm like, okay, and then
John just flat out tells them whatever the bad news is.
I love that idea.

Speaker 5 (01:17:15):
Your girlfriend is sleeping with your best friend relationship.

Speaker 1 (01:17:19):
Oh, I want to break bad news so bad. I
think it'd be great just to give the reactions. So
I will start with this one. Lily's friend. She doesn't
want to eat your house, keep your cat off the counter.
That's disgusting. There you go. Nine had some of the blitz.
Oh ah, zee, I haven't heard I don't know if

(01:17:40):
I've heard this clip before. Do you have the one
where he was talking about who he wished he could
be for a day. I want to hear what he
had to say.

Speaker 14 (01:17:49):
Yeah, it's interesting, okay, but I coul biggest so many
For one that I'd like to be Pullmacott John Lennon
because I lit the spark, lit the flats torch you
my head, but I had the Beatles, I'll tell it.

Speaker 4 (01:18:01):
I want to be a Bachel.

Speaker 19 (01:18:03):
So I'll be kinding a justful nothing like the Beachel.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
A little different, a little different. But if they get
you into into music as a whole, yeah then kudos.

Speaker 4 (01:18:14):
So like they inspired him.

Speaker 1 (01:18:15):
Yeah, absolutely, you will be missed, sir. I saw this article,
and if you're a fan of Taco Bell, look, Taco
Bell is basically the Kings of making something out of
nothing because they only have what four items in their
kitchen and they have right exactly. Well, here's the deal.

(01:18:38):
You think you can do it better, Well, they have
just launched fan Style. It's a new in app experience
that lets you create and share your custom order. So
what of those five items would you piece together to
make something you enjoy? Here's the deal. Select entries are

(01:19:00):
actually going to be added to the menu for a
limited time. So if you think you could come up
with an amazing combination of meat, chicken, cheese, lettuce, tomato,
sour cream.

Speaker 5 (01:19:15):
But I can't I can't take any I can't add
anything that's not already there right right, exactly. I'm trying
to figure out if there's a way I can improve
the Mexican pizza.

Speaker 1 (01:19:27):
I that is my favorite item.

Speaker 4 (01:19:29):
That's mine too. I Taco Bell, Dude, when they got
rid of that, were you like not just furious?

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
I didn't go back. T came back to see. I
see I don't eat any sort of beans whatsoever, So
I get no beans, extra beef.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
Okay, see, I like that. That's one thing I thought.
I wanted to get rid of the beans.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
And then I also add extra cheese because I don't
think they won't have cheese.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
I agree with you one hundred per I also considered
taking off the ground beef and using the steak, or
you could have a chicken. You could get the chicken
Mexican pizza or a steak.

Speaker 4 (01:19:59):
Make competes.

Speaker 1 (01:20:00):
That's not a terrible idea, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
And yeah, no beans, extra cheese for sure. Okay, yeah,
I just.

Speaker 1 (01:20:07):
I don't know the chicken. The chicken would might work,
but I don't know if the steak would work, because
they couldn't. You wouldn't be able to compress it like
you do with the ground. Their steak is little pieces.

Speaker 4 (01:20:17):
I mean, it's no bigger than the chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:20:20):
Well again, if you're a Tacobot fan, jump on their
app and look for the fan style and design your
own custom order and maybe you'll end up on the
Taco About menu and some of the blitz.

Speaker 11 (01:20:30):
Ooh yit now the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
King's Island starting to put staff together for this year's
Halloween Haunt attraction. The parks hosting auditions on Fridays and
Saturdays beginning August.

Speaker 2 (01:20:44):
First.

Speaker 3 (01:20:45):
They're looking for improve and theater actors, maize and scare
zone actors, bungee jumpers, stunt performers, and more.

Speaker 2 (01:20:52):
And listen as somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:20:54):
Who's auditioned to perform at King's Island twice and never
made it past the first round.

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
They do have standards. This is no joke, people, This
is a serious audition process.

Speaker 1 (01:21:06):
What's the bungee jumping part of it?

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
I don't know, man, you can maybe you could just
go bungee jump for him and see if they like
your style and then they'll hire you to bungee jump.

Speaker 4 (01:21:14):
Right details on their website. I'll have to look it up, coach.

Speaker 3 (01:21:17):
It's for their Halloween haunt, so you're probably bungee jumping
down to should also be.

Speaker 4 (01:21:22):
Good at the improv.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Oh, I've done that. Yeah, I haven't done the haunted
House stuff. I've done a ton of improv, but I
don't want to. Like, does not mean I know?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
Yeah, you have standards.

Speaker 1 (01:21:35):
I do, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:21:35):
I'll tell you what. I worked in a hanted house.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
It was a blast, really, yes, oh so much fun.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
You have to be available August twelfth through October twenty eighth.

Speaker 11 (01:21:45):
Oh, every day, and at least on the weekends.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
It's the weekends. I'm down.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
But you also have to bring it up to date resume.
Like I said, they have standy, they have standards as well.
You don't hire Kelly Quinn to perform at your park
like your standards are too high.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Let's be honest. I don't even get past the first round.

Speaker 4 (01:22:06):
Maybe try again, right, I mean I could see you
doing it.

Speaker 3 (01:22:13):
No, no, no, I'm embarrassed that I even did it
in the first place. But I really really wanted to
work there. I really wanted to do like their theater stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
If you make the perfect you make the perfect scarecrow.

Speaker 2 (01:22:24):
You guys, Let's just face it, I'm not good. I
could be a scarecrow.

Speaker 3 (01:22:28):
I think that's what I'm qualified for now and probably
back then as well. But it did sort of shine
a light on my inability to, like, like I was
not going to be professional at anything that had to
do with performing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Say, go back here real quick, towards your heater, so
for the back, so you're not right in the microphone. Okay,
well yeah, let's go look at scarecrow. But no, I
want to hear I want to hear your haunted how
like if you were if you were like the woman
in the corner, like you said, still right, and they
come around the corner and you give that blood curdling scream.

Speaker 2 (01:23:05):
Yeah, okay, you ready.

Speaker 1 (01:23:11):
Here we go, blood curdling scream to holy hell. That's
better than I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:23:19):
WHOA, maybe twice before I lose my So I need
to be really paid highly for each screen that was.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Really good though. That was a lot of use screen
that would scare you. Yeah, yeah, I actually hurry up,
I gotta go change my underwear.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Okay, all right, Hey, we are finally getting a Coca
Cola that's made with cane sugar and not corn syrup. Now,
this new version of Coca Cola that they regularly sell
in Mexico called Mexican Coke because it's made with real
sugar corn syrup. We will be getting that version of

(01:23:57):
Coca Cola on store shelves in addition to the normal
corn syrup version, which most people are used to at
this point. Just fyi, uh they Coca Cola announced yesterday
that they'll be available this fall. Yeah, just the regular sugar.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
I don't know. People always talk about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
It's I mean, I only drink diet coke. Regular coakes
too too sweet for me. But the Mexican coke is like,
oh I just got diabetes, like right now, thank you?

Speaker 11 (01:24:26):
Oh really it's super sweet.

Speaker 2 (01:24:28):
Oh that sounds good.

Speaker 4 (01:24:29):
I don't know what's worse though, the syrup. It's the
sugar is the devil.

Speaker 2 (01:24:33):
Man, man my throat.

Speaker 1 (01:24:37):
I apologize, scream again.

Speaker 2 (01:24:39):
Let me tell you about this Clorox lawsuit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
Okay, Clorox has filed a lawsuit against it services provider
Cognizant over a cyber attack that happened two years ago
that disrupted a Clorox's business in a huge way. So
what Clorox is alleging Cognizant was running their whole internet,
their their their online presence. Oh yeah, yeah, they built there,

(01:25:03):
et cetera. So a hacker called Cognizant and said, hey,
I am so sorry. I lost my credentials to get
into Clorox's network.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
Can you give them to me? They said yes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:18):
So they're like, all right, this is awesome. And while
we're on the phone, would you mind helping me reset
all the network passwords? And they said yes, there is
audio of this entire phone call. Yeah, so Clorox is
gonna win this. But apparently this data breach that ended
up happening ended up costing Clorox and estimated three hundred

(01:25:39):
and thirty million dollars in lost sales and then another
fifty million to get the whole thing fixed because they
literally never asked one time. They didn't ask a single
time for a name, an.

Speaker 2 (01:25:50):
ID and employee ID. Nothing, They just hand it over
all the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:56):
Pad's same is that nuts l one asked a question,
not a single who are you?

Speaker 2 (01:26:03):
No problem? So oh, for sure, Buddy's in trouble. All right,
those are your three things.

Speaker 17 (01:26:09):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something. Sit
up and pay attention. Oh, we're gonna learn you some
stuff today. Yeah, little tidbits of information you can take
with you. I got some good ones to say.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Did you know the oldest evidence of humans in North
America is from a one hundred and thirty thousand years
ago in the San Diego area. Really, so we popped
up first. We are definitely gonna need to figure out
a way to I don't know lesson or deplete the

(01:26:45):
trash we have, because it takes a surprisingly long time
for your garbage to decompose.

Speaker 4 (01:26:50):
Oh my gosh, some of that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:26:52):
One to ten years for cigarette butts, ten to one
thousand years for a plastic shopping bag, two hundred years
a plastic straw, five hundred years for a diaper, two
thousand years for a tire, and one million years for
a glass bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:27:09):
Wow, a glass bottle. Yeah, you can melt down glass though,
that's the thing about that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:16):
Oh, for sure. You can do a lot of things
with a lot of things.

Speaker 5 (01:27:18):
Well, you know, remember yesterday we were talking about fifty
years from now, things that will seem ridiculous, and them
was was these trash dumps because we'll be able to
re use so much stuff hopefully, yeah, hopefully hopefully.

Speaker 1 (01:27:31):
Otherwise we're gonna end like idiocracy with just piles of
garbage that just fall over like like a like landslides.

Speaker 15 (01:27:37):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
Uh, if you've got pugs and you've hung out with
other pugs before, the word for a group of pugs
is a grumble. A grumble of pugs, they do grumble,
You're right, they snore.

Speaker 4 (01:27:54):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
The entire continent of South America is east of Michigan.
So basically the entire continent is where we're at. Like, yeah,
basically from us down, the entire continent of South Africa,
South America is there. In fact, the continent is also
east of Jacksonville, Florida.

Speaker 4 (01:28:14):
So so Jacksonville goes straight down to Panama.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
At that that coast, the east coast of Florida. Yeah,
would go right down to Panama. Yeah, okay, that's right.
But isn't Jacksonville on the on the gulf side. No, no,
jackson it's Tampa. That's Tampa.

Speaker 4 (01:28:30):
Ya's jackson Light on the east coast yep.

Speaker 1 (01:28:33):
And finally, the opening scene in saving Private Ryan, where
American troops stormed the beaches of Normandy. UH cost twelve
million dollars to shoot just that opening scene. Almost one
fifth of the movie's entire budget was spent right there.
And but I will say this, it is one of

(01:28:54):
the greatest opening scenes in movie history. Heartbreaking, what amazing
they did there? You go, learning new some stuff On
a Wednesday morning, nine ninety seven, The Blitz