Travis And Taylor's Vows and Great Movie Farts - Blitz Morning 8-27-25

Goose was able to obtain Travis and Taylor's wedding vows
You should never use a cucumber that big for that
The greatest farts from movie scenes
Goose has a moral dilemma and needs advice
Staying in a relationship until after you get something you need

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your morning blitz begins now, So how about the world
right here?

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Not what the guys everybody on blitz.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's a Wednesday, it's gonna be mostly sunny, high at
seventy five, perfect golf weather, which is where you will
find me at about eleven thirty five this morning.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
You will have the extended forecast. It's going to be
in the seventies through at least next Friday.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, I'm going pretty nice. Although I'll tell you what
I would not. I'm trying to think of a big
beseat you that that proper use that word. I would
not be seech behoove you. I would not be hoove
you to wear a sweatshirt. If you're leaving out the
door this morning, it's like fifty one out. It's not
exactly cool warm.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's forty nine forty nine out.

Speaker 3 (00:52):
Okay, Yeah, so yeah, if you're gonna grab yourself a
light jacket or a hoodie, feel free to do so.
Very busy day to day. Last to talk about, I mean,
we have entered a whole new timeline, but a whole
new era. In fact, that's probably the perfect word to use.
A whole new era. We're in our engagement era, because,

(01:16):
as we all knew, it was announced yesterday that two
weeks ago Travis popped the question. Travis and Taylor now engaged.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
Travis always copying you goose right?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
I know, yes, even though fine was back in February.
But that's fine, doesn't matter. But I will tell you this.
You are not gonna find this anywhere else. I made
a couple of phone calls. I have got Taylor in
Travis's wedding pouse that I'm going to share with you
at about seven twenty four this morning.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Spoiler, I know, right, very.

Speaker 3 (01:48):
Very excited to share this. No one else has these.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Oh I can't wait.

Speaker 3 (01:52):
Not only that, not only are we in our are
we in our engagement era, but we are also back
to our original cracker barrel era. They caved quick and
went back to their old logo. Yes exactly, we said,

(02:13):
we always wanted to know your opinion. We're listening. But
here's my question though, because I don't know the pictures
that I saw, I don't know if they were mock
ups or actually already started. Because part of this whole
deal was they were gonna like re re rebuild a
bunch of the locations. They were gonna make like actual.

Speaker 4 (02:33):
Physical changes they have already have done that.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
They have done that, okay, because I saw some pictures
me too. Were they updated and upgraded the actual buildings
the old country store? So now are they gonna ship
everything back and like re rebuild back to the original look?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Is that they were spending seven hundred million dollars on
a rebrand, including the redecorations and the new logo.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Dollars.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
I guess pause, maybe at least the logo for sure
is running back.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
But then the buildings looked all modern and gray and sleek,
and that'll look really weird with the old logo. So
you got to go back to the rustic would look.
We've got swaying tickets to give away. We've got more
tickets for the Zucchini Fest coming up here in a
little bit. How are you, Kelly good?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
I quoted Mel Gibson at my dog yesterday. I was
so frustrated. I don't know if anybody has legal experience,
but they're frustrating animals.

Speaker 3 (03:40):
Does your dog wear Yamica? Or what did you?

Speaker 4 (03:43):
What did you yelled? Because he would not move, wouldn't
move in the middle of the street. I go, you
make me want to smoke?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Were you were you by yourself just walking your dog? Yes,
and you just yelled.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
This at your dog all you want to smoke?

Speaker 5 (04:12):
I don't you.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
I didn't say that.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
Yeah. Very stubborn, very stubborn, very stubborn.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
Like whatever you want the dog to do, the dog
will do the opposite.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
You know. By when I had my English bulldog, the
same way. She just the most stubborn animal. They want
to do.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
And some days it's you're okay, and you got you're
feeling good, and you're like whatever, buddy, you know, we'll
do whatever you want. I don't care. Other days, I'm
on a schedule. I need to get home.

Speaker 3 (04:48):
Absolutely.

Speaker 5 (04:49):
What do they do though, when he just won't take
him up?

Speaker 2 (04:52):
You do?

Speaker 4 (04:53):
Yeah? I mean there, I have no choice otherwise I'm
just standing standing there.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
He's looking at me like, what are you going to do? Out?

Speaker 3 (05:01):
Yeah? I will not cave before you will. Yeah, standoff.

Speaker 5 (05:05):
I think I'm good man. I'm just trying to get
through each day to get Saturday.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
Man.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
It's just I can't think about anything else. It's driving
me nuts.

Speaker 6 (05:12):
Just come on game day, man, It's crazy. I know,
it's ridiculous. I have an illness, but I don't care.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
No, I get it. I got it.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Still no deal with YouTube TV at Well, that's an issue.

Speaker 6 (05:22):
We got till five o'clock today or I'm going to
find somewhere to go watch the.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Game, honest question. Look deep down, if you're a fan,
like I'm a fan, then you can be honest with yourself.
Are you nervous at all about Saturday? Of course? Okay,
I go dude.

Speaker 5 (05:34):
I go into every game going we might lose.

Speaker 6 (05:37):
I mean big games, you know, I know we're gonna
be grampling, right, come on? Yeah, but yeah, game like
this playoffs last year. Going into the Michigan game, I'm
I have to go in like, Okay, we might lose.
I just don't have to be prepared for that. Well,
it's gonna be tough for them too. They're on the road,
their quarterback has no experience. Yeah, we have better lines.
Our offensive defensive lines are way better than theirs, and
that's where the game starts.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
So I am confident about it.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Hey, we are going to be ringing the victory before
the game, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Yeah, right, yeah, Well I will tell you this, a
lot of people are expecting a very offensive, quick fire
game because the the over hast has crept off. Yeah
three times.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Oh, I would take the it was like forty seven.
I'm like, yeah, I'll take an over. It's gonna be
more than forty seven total points in this game.

Speaker 3 (06:23):
I think, So we have those.

Speaker 5 (06:25):
It's also week one. You also get a lot of
sloppy play in week one.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Always that's Valipote always so he who knows man?

Speaker 5 (06:31):
So yeah, I'm nervous.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
Of course, we shall see. Let's get going. Let's do
Let's talk about Blitz warn and trivia.

Speaker 6 (06:37):
Think what you got twenty five bucks, waterbeds and stuff
if you're the first one to text in the correct answer.
I don't really know much about this, but it has
become Netflix's most watched movie ever. This is now Netflix's
most watched movie ever. Tell us what the movie is?

Speaker 5 (06:56):
You want to hint? So I give a hint. Sure
it's animated.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Oh yeah, okay, so what is the movie?

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Be the first one to text in the correct the
answer at eight hundred eight to one ninety nine seven
er you'll get ted gift card?

Speaker 7 (07:10):
Hli.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
What's that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia? Thick? All right?

Speaker 6 (07:13):
The question was what movie has become Netflix's most watched
movie ever.

Speaker 5 (07:19):
And I know nothing about this.

Speaker 6 (07:21):
I know what k pop is, but it's an animated
movie called K Pop Demon Hunters. Okay, I know, right,
and you say that, but man, last week it drew
twenty five million views worldwide, bringing its total to two
hundred and thirty six million dollars since or two hundred

(07:42):
and thirty six million view since June twentieth, which topped
two hundred and thirty million held by Red Notice, which
I've never seen.

Speaker 3 (07:49):
I like Red Notice. I've never seen that dumb, little
fun Christmas movie with Chris Evans and The Rock Oh yeah, okay,
Santa Claus, right, yeah.

Speaker 5 (07:59):
Okay, I still haven't seen it. But yeah, okay, I
do know what that is.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
They it's it's a it's a fun, little, uh twist
on a Christmas type story.

Speaker 6 (08:08):
Okay, I'm gonna have to watch that this Christmas. But
so you know, it's been out for ten weeks and
it's lowest week was twenty two million views.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
K is very ko and anime are huge the world.

Speaker 6 (08:21):
Yeah yeah, well, and of course the movie, you know,
brought a number one hit called Golden by Hunter.

Speaker 5 (08:30):
Just typical, typical, yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
Yeah, like BTUs right, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:41):
We think is selling out all over the United States
right now?

Speaker 3 (08:45):
Are they really?

Speaker 4 (08:46):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Is that the one with like forty seven members in
the group?

Speaker 4 (08:49):
There's no. I think Black Pink is like four women. Yeah,
and they all record separate solo albums as well, Like
they're really.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
Talented US kop groups.

Speaker 4 (08:57):
Man, I think is the one with a ton of
members guys, the.

Speaker 3 (09:02):
Guys right, okay?

Speaker 6 (09:04):
Yeah, so yeah, I don't know k pop Demon Hunters, Man, it's.

Speaker 5 (09:09):
The greatest movie in the world.

Speaker 6 (09:11):
Good for them and Hayley Hutchings from uh reals one.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Are you guys watching anything right now? I'm not watching
anything and nothing is striking my fancy.

Speaker 5 (09:22):
I'll tell you we're watching Game of Thrones.

Speaker 3 (09:24):
Oh oh, even well, I remember if you said, have
you finished season four of The Righteous Gemstones?

Speaker 2 (09:30):
No?

Speaker 3 (09:31):
Oh my god, I know. Did you finish it? Oh?

Speaker 5 (09:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Oh we just saw the lake House episode yea like
episode three or four. It is quite possibly the single
one of the single funniest like episodes of it. I mean,
the show as a whole is ridiculous. And if you've
never seen The Righteous Gemstones in season four, it's like
on a whole other level. And there's this one episode.

(09:55):
I mean, it is, quite, like I said, one of
the funniest single episodes of any show ever. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
I think this the just the clips that I see
on TikTok are so entertaining, Like when you can just
cut tiny segments of a show out and it's just hilarious.
As one little, tiny, thirty second clip, You've got a
giant hit on your hands.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah, oh okay, are you sure? Okay? Someone text in
seven two five zero said Red One is the is
the Christmas movie Red Notice? Oh okay, so I got
it wrong. Oh it's not it No, oh no, no no.
Red Notice is the Ryan Reynolds movie with the Rock
and Gal Gado. Also a decent popcorn action movie, but

(10:44):
nothing to do with Christmas. You're right, thank you?

Speaker 5 (10:47):
One is the Christmas movie?

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Yes, Red One is the Christmas movie. Thank you Kevin
for chet.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yeah, now that sounds all very familiar.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Yes, okay, I haven't seen either one. A are we
talking about? Oh you asked very watching anything? Speaking of
watching stuff, we love a good.

Speaker 6 (11:03):
List and what Kelly just said, It's funny how you
could just put up a few seconds of a clip
of oh and how great it can be.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
It does tie in very well. Yes, because as much
as we love lists around here, someone jumped online and decided,
you know, we need to make a compilation video. If
we're gonna look at the best of, then let's look
at all the best of. And that's exactly what this
person did, because they went and created a little list
of all the best fart scenes from movies.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Oh okay, sweet, I'm trying to think of one fart scene. Really,
I can think of cukee scenes.

Speaker 3 (11:43):
Can't think of a fart scene.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
I can't really.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
All right, well, let's go through the list. Let's go
through the list and see if you remember any of
these famous cinematic farts. These are all farts from movies.
We're going backwards. Let's go backwards. Okay, all right, we're
gonna go backwards. The first one they pulled up nineteen
eighty four Police Academy, And.

Speaker 8 (12:06):
I quote you directly, sir, when I say.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
He's at a courthouse, he bends over.

Speaker 6 (12:13):
I thought you only got contempt the court for opening
your mouth.

Speaker 3 (12:18):
Two thousand and six, Steve Martin, and what's not Crusoe.
What's his name? What's the detective's name, Doctor CLUSEA inspect right,
two thousand and six, The Pink Panther. Did you say
that booth was sunproof?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Yes, the booth was soundproof.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Is that the same movie? I do this all the time,
God forbid nor is ever around. And someone says the
word hamburger because one of my all time favorite scenes.
I would la like du bat and do good.

Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah, but I think that was an older Pink Panther.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
That'd be old okay, yeah, Peter Sellers, No, it's.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Just Steve Martin. Oh, it's a Steve Martin seene first.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
So maybe they did duplicated because where that.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Was an original dude like y okay?

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Nineteen ninety five, which damon wayans major pain. Do you
remember this one? I mean a far so good. A
kid drops unconscious nineteen eighty eight, cannot forget the naked

(13:43):
gun he goes to the bathroom with the mic on.

Speaker 5 (13:53):
Uh nineteen ninety in the courtroom listen to.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I thought you would remember this one. Nineteen ninety nine.
Austin Power is the spy who shagged me.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
Oh of course.

Speaker 3 (14:03):
There's someone I have to get in touch with him forget.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Myself good.

Speaker 3 (14:16):
Sorry, I fuck it.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
I'm unhappy because I'm fat. You eat because I'm unhappy,
and I'm unhappy.

Speaker 3 (14:28):
But it's a vicious cycle.

Speaker 5 (14:31):
That's one coming.

Speaker 7 (14:32):
I know.

Speaker 3 (14:32):
Kelly knows all right. Nineteen ninety six, Eddie Murphy playing
all the parts, the nutty professor.

Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yes, I'm thinking about getting the appointment and go down
and getting my colon cleans thoroughly.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
You want your colon clean, man, I'm a clean man.
Leise On two thousand and five. I haven't seen this one,
but I'm gonna might have to jump on this because
this is Samuel L. Jackson and uh Eugene Levy. It's
called the Man I told you I have a problem

(15:04):
with red meat. You gotta admit that was a good
burgod though right Oh oh oh damn, let the window down.

Speaker 6 (15:14):
Oh it's just a little flatulence, A little flatulence.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
Two thousand and eight. You gotta know this one. You
gotta know this one. Step brothers during the interview.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Okay, let's do this.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
You know, you guys are hired. You're in, you know,
unless you're like the weirdest guys ever and I don't
see it. Great?

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Was that a fart, I can taste.

Speaker 3 (15:53):
It, catch up and onions and finally, I mean, you
can't have a fart list.

Speaker 6 (16:02):
Wait, campfire, it's campfire, camp fire. They're eating beans. They
lots of them eat beans. Old cowboys, old cowboys, old movie,
old very offensive movie.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
I don't know, must.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Center campfire. Let's go.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
I kept standing up, kept lifting.

Speaker 3 (16:42):
How about far beans, Taggart?

Speaker 5 (16:44):
How about you?

Speaker 4 (16:46):
Okay, how about Well it was it was more than
a fart. I think, Uh, the Bridesmaid's Melissa McCarthy, she's like,
I'm not exactly sure which end that came out of.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
I forgot about. But here's the thing, because that scene
I also thought I was crazy to think it's not
on the list. Is Jeff Daniels from Dumb and Dumber.
But but that's more than a part. So I think
those scenes would be if they were to make a
list of best crapping yourself scene, that would be in there.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
But didn't he light it?

Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oh he did. He did have a scene where he
lifted it.

Speaker 5 (17:25):
It was like a party and they all laughed and
kept laughing.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
Yes that's right, and he way, yeah, all right, Well
that scene could have made.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Him not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're
trying to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Our first story takes this overseas to Spain, and I
get it. If you've ever gone to a restaurant before
and they don't have what you really want, it can
be it can be a little, a little upsetting, a
little frustrating. I remember it was about a couple of
weeks ago, went somewhere. I wanted to order the wings
and like a right of the traditional wings. All we
have the wings and I'm like, no, you don't have

(18:01):
boneous wings. You've got nuggets. Like I came here for wings.
I didn't come here for chicken nuggets or chicken chunks.
Very upsetting.

Speaker 4 (18:12):
What no, I mean? We had a similar experience last weekend?

Speaker 3 (18:15):
Did you really?

Speaker 4 (18:16):
Yeah? That was like they didn't have the traditional barbecue sauce,
like they were out and you are a barbecue place.
What are we talking about?

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:25):
I remember you have twenty thirty years ago and I
worked a McDonald's. This was one time we ran out
of French fries. How do you tell someone that comes
to drive through, Hi, we're McDonald's roight a French fries? Like,
come on? Infuriating? I get it. And that's what happened
to this man. This gentleman went to this cafe and
he was told that they were out of mayonnaise. Well, apparently,
per surveillance cameras, they show him getting up from his

(18:48):
table and walking over and talking to the waiter. That's
when they told him, I'm sorry, we don't have any
mao rot a mayo. So then he went to another
waiter and he was told the same thing, sir, we
rode a mayo.

Speaker 4 (18:58):
I'm sorry to keep the individual things things a mayo
in their pocket.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Yeah you right, yeah, exactly, give me the secret stash
of mayo.

Speaker 4 (19:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
In fact, don't ever ask anyone in the kitchen for
the secret stash of mayo. That is a bad idea.
What he did do was he stormed out of the place.
He walked over to the gas station next door, came
back with a can of gas, poured it on the bar,
set the place on fire.

Speaker 4 (19:21):
You could have just gone ahead and instead of picking
up gasoline, has gone into the convenience store and gotten
a thing of mayo.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
You would think that would be the normal thought process,
but no, he did set the place on fire. The
flame shot up all the customers ran out. Thankfully, the
staff was able to use a fire extingisher and put
it out before anyone got hurt or there was any
like major damage. But there was obviously damage to the
bar in that area, and the guy did accidentally set

(19:47):
his own hand on fire before fleeing the scene. Oh
he was caught shortly after. Damage estimated to be around
ten thousand dollars. He was arrested.

Speaker 4 (19:54):
I bet they'll never be at a Mayo again though,
so maybe it works for both of them.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
They may they hopefully lesson learned, don't run out of Mayo.
Our second story takes us over to California, and this
is absolutely insane. If you've ever seen a movie where
things like fall off the truck or you can get
discounts on some items, this is it. Fourteen people have
been arrested in California for a home depot theft ring

(20:25):
that has been valued at more than ten million dollars.
There have been over six hundred thefts at seventy one
different home depots with losses exceeding ten million dollars across
multiple southern California stores. These people are jumping fences, they're
cutting big chains because We're not talking like they're walking

(20:49):
out with like a chainsaw or they're walking out with
gardening equipment. They have got palettes of stuff still wrapped
in the saran wrap. They've got those giant wooden spools
of wire in a warehouse. And apparently it was all
head up by this guy who runs a different hardware store.

(21:11):
So basically what he was doing, or what they were doing,
was stealing all this stuff from home depot and then
reselling it at his hardware store. Laundering the money business model.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
I mean, yeah, I guess if that's your business plan.
These fourteen people have now been arrested. They've been selling
merchandise through eBay, and when arrested they found an estimated
three point seven million dollars in home depot property and
eight hundred thousand dollars in dirty money from the laundering operations.

(21:48):
I mean, the warehouses full of stuff.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
You can't believe this, can I mean? Is this where
a situation where employees are watching this merchandise walk out
the front door or are they able to keep it?

Speaker 3 (21:59):
And that's the thing is the next step of this
investigation is is there an inside man, like how do
you get all this stuff. Sure they do have surveillance
video of them, like climbing fences, chaining fences and going
into secured areas, not being like let in. But how
do you get over ten million dollars worth of merchandise

(22:20):
over this time period? Makes absolutely no sense.

Speaker 4 (22:24):
It reminds me a little bit but maybe a little
more sneaky. Remember in California they were like smashing into
all the Nordstroms and just walking out, walk it out
with stuff. We're going during open hours and walking out
with armloads. As long as it's under a certain amount
of money, they have to let you go.

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Right, And we've talked about this before. How stores no
longer really stop shoplifters. They say that the lawsuits and
things that can come from that aren't worth the value
of things being stolen. So, yes, you walk out of
the home depot with a cart with a saw and
you know, a gray I don't know, they're not going

(23:01):
to stop you. They may attempt or yell at you,
but that's about it. College full, Hallas Full.

Speaker 4 (23:06):
I'm trying to think if I'm a home depot employee,
if I'm stepping in, I would want to because that
makes me insane. People who steal makes me insane. But
I'm also am I making the kind of money where
I'm gonna put myself.

Speaker 3 (23:19):
A valid question. That's a valid question. Now, what are
they gonna do with this deal? Three point seven million
dollars or at a merchandise I mean, Home Depot Loss
Prevention is throwing a party today. They're like, we get
to keep our jobs.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Yeah, so congratulations Home Depot on the return of your goods.
You're not still breaking news some of the blitz.

Speaker 5 (23:46):
All right, let's.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Celebrate in case you didn't know, it is rock paper
scissors day.

Speaker 4 (23:51):
Ready, Yes, a right?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
One, two, three? Shoot? Oh scissors, said theick put a
paper too?

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Well, I cut you both, dude, snip.

Speaker 5 (24:02):
Because when you always go scissors.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, men, which is odd because men mostly go rock,
and we decided to go paper. Very strange.

Speaker 4 (24:10):
So you must have thought I was going rock.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
I didn't think so because most people, I mean not
that most women do scissors, but the majority, the number
one throw is rock.

Speaker 4 (24:19):
Is that right?

Speaker 3 (24:20):
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Was it? No? Lonnie? I'm sorry Lonnie? All right, Lonnie, Uh,

(25:03):
very simple. I'm gonna say one two three shoot, and
you put out what you want to put out, rock
paper scissors. You're ready, I'm ready, all right, one two
three shoot? What'd you get? Scissors?

Speaker 5 (25:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (25:15):
I got rock? Sorry you lose? Blitz Hi? Who's this?
Blitz Hi? Who's this? William William All right on air,
Rock paper Scissors, Shang Wayne. Tickets up for grabs Here
we go one two three, Shoot what you got? What?

Speaker 4 (25:36):
What'd you get?

Speaker 3 (25:37):
Rock? I got paper? Sorry? You lose?

Speaker 4 (25:42):
How I'm lucky for these people?

Speaker 3 (25:43):
So blitz hi. Who's this Catherine? Catherine? All right? Katherine
on air? Rock paper scissors for shang Wayne tickets? Here
we go one two three, Shoot what I got paper? Sorry?
You lose?

Speaker 4 (25:57):
Dang it?

Speaker 3 (25:59):
Blitz Hi? Who's this Nico Nico on their rock paper scissors?
Here we go one two three, Shoot what you get rock?
I got papers? Sorry?

Speaker 4 (26:09):
You you are one lucky s O B Yeah, I know,
pretty simple.

Speaker 3 (26:17):
Blitz Hi.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Who's this arena?

Speaker 5 (26:20):
Trina arena?

Speaker 3 (26:21):
Arena? Arena? Rock paper scissors? Here we go one two three,
Shoot what you get scissors? I got rocks? Sorry? This is.

Speaker 10 (26:35):
Unbelievable, wind stream, I am blitz Hi.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
Who's this Tanner? All right? Rock paper scissors? Here we
go one two three, Shoot what you get scissors? I
got rock? Sorry? This is crazy.

Speaker 4 (26:51):
I have never seen the greatest rock papers is a champion?

Speaker 3 (26:56):
Let's go try one more time. Blitz on your rock
paper scissors? Shankwe tickets up for grabs. Who's this.

Speaker 11 (27:03):
Arena again?

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Arena? Alright? Bring on the fingers all right, arena. Here
we go, one two three, Shoot what you get?

Speaker 7 (27:12):
Rock?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (27:13):
I got paper?

Speaker 4 (27:15):
It arena? Maybe third times a charm girl.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
I want to give away the tickets. All you gotta
do is beat me at rock paper scissors. Here we go.
Who's this? Lonny? Alright, Lonnie? Rock baper scissors. Here we go,
one two three, Shoot what.

Speaker 7 (27:30):
You get rock?

Speaker 11 (27:31):
Rock?

Speaker 3 (27:31):
I got paper?

Speaker 12 (27:32):
Sorry, I'm trying to give the tickets away, trying.

Speaker 3 (27:39):
To give the tickets away one more time, one more
time time.

Speaker 7 (27:44):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (27:44):
I'll turn your rader.

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Down, William All.

Speaker 3 (27:47):
Everyone's trying real hard to win these tickets for Shaywaying.
Here we go on here, rock baper scissors? One two three,
shoot paper? I got scissors.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
Oh my gosh, it's all just like you can read mine.

Speaker 3 (28:02):
I mean it's like the first person. That's strange. What
one last one? One last game? Otherwise I'm holding onto
these tickets. Blitch blitz ty.

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (28:16):
Dylan? All right? Dylan on air, Rock paper scissors for
Shingwing tickets. Here here we go, all right, one two three,
shoot scissors. I got rock.

Speaker 4 (28:29):
I'm blown away right now.

Speaker 3 (28:31):
You should be? Should be? I mean, I'm I'm good
at a lot of things. I'm great at one thing
on air, rock paper scissors. I'm the best on air
rock paper scissor player there is. I'll try and give
these tickets away again tomorrow. Sorry, now, all right?

Speaker 1 (28:46):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
All right.

Speaker 4 (28:55):
A Group City man is facing voyeurism charges, accused of
secretly taking pictures of customers at a Chipotle in Grove City.
One of those customers a twelve year old girl. This guy,
according to court records, fifty three year old Dustin Bishop,
was seen taking a picture down a young girl's shirt
while standing behind her in line.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Well.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
The kid's mom saw him do it, so she, along
with a Chipotle employee, went up to the guy, demanded
to see what the pictures that he took, and then
told him he better delete those images before he left
the store, which he reportedly did delete them then left,
but a witness wrote down his license plate called police.
The next day, detectives arrived at his home with a

(29:36):
search warrant, and he had just arrived home from another
Chipotle wearing the same clothes he was wearing the day before,
which you could see on surveillance Choli day before anyway,
they took his phone. They revealed images of women's feet.
He said he had a foot fetish. There were other
images of women at the Chipotle he just visited that

(29:57):
second day, and then investigators found kitty on his phone
as well.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
If I saw him take that picture of the twelve
year old, his head would have ended up in the
burrito press.

Speaker 4 (30:06):
You are allowed to absolutely pummel someone at that There
is no repercussions, no repercussions.

Speaker 3 (30:13):
Take assault charges if I saw something like that.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
Yeah, definitely, Yeah gross. Huh. Let's see here. Open Ai
being sued by a California couple who accused chatchypt of
helping their teenage son take his own life. The lawsuit,
filed yesterday claims Chatbot helped sixteen year old Adam Rain
explore suicide methods and help him write the first draft
of his suicide note. Forty page lawsuit names open Ai

(30:38):
and Sam Altman, the CEO, as defendants, accusing them of
wrongful death, design defects, and failure to warn of the
risks associated with chatchipt. Damn, that's awful. Heavy machinery tearing
through what Londoners are calling wet wipe Island, an eight
hundred and twenty foot shoreline of flushed bathroom debris that

(30:59):
is transformed a stretch of the Thames River into an
environmental nightmare. The cleanup effort is the UK's first attempted
a mechanical mass removal of wet wipes from a river.
For the last ten years, volunteers have been collecting wet
wipes by freaking hand.

Speaker 13 (31:14):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
They have removed by hand touching people's wet wipes. They've
been so far an estimated one hundred and forty thousand
individual wipes picked up off this shoreline.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
If you know where this wet Whpe Island is right
and this is a very famous river and a body
of water, how far downriver are you going to get
in the water, Like you're not getting in the water
right next to wet Wipe Island, But a mile down
the river are you going to get in the water?

(31:54):
Two miles down the river? Are you going to get
in the water? Like, I don't want to be any
how long before it's diluted enough that it's.

Speaker 4 (32:02):
Not fresh water Getting into like lakes or rivers are
a little bit weird because they're kind of brown and
you're like, yeah, no, man, I'm definitely swimming in somebody's poop.
I mean, oh, for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:16):
Like any any lake you go to, if you're out
there tubing or whatever you're you're you're swimming through pa
and stuff. It's just a matter of how diluted it is.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Right, I mean, at least with the salt water and
the ocean. You think maybe there's some type of cleansing
happening within the body of water. I don't know, though. Man,
when you swim into a like used condom, it's pretty awful,
it is.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Oh, I thought I was wearing I thought I was
wearing goggles and it wasn't. It's like, those are really
stretchy goggles. What is going on? Right?

Speaker 4 (32:45):
Those are your three things?

Speaker 3 (32:49):
Say what you want. I don't care. You're not gonna
convince me otherwise. Bitcoin is so dumb and so fake.

Speaker 4 (32:56):
Wait, what who's doing this? I look, I don't know
unless you have tons of money to waste. Now what
are you doing?

Speaker 3 (33:03):
Here's the thing. Bigcoin is doing what it does, and
it goes up and down and whatever. But now there's
other types of crypto, and apparently mean coin is now
a version of cryptocurrency, which is basically money based off
of memes or funny online things that can gain traction,

(33:24):
and people do so by crazy stunts, and that is
this new thing we're hearing about. Green dildo coin is
come on, that's apparently what it's called. It started trading
trading on July twenty eighth. That's why we've been hearing
all these stories of people throwing these bildos at WNBA game. Yes,
that's what's been happening. Big coin, Yeah, that's why it's

(33:47):
been you've seen this because people are trying to garunder
attention for dog coin or whatever they're calling it. Well,
it has happened again, but this time it was at
a PGA event.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
This is not new.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
This has happened in the Buffalo Bills games more than once,
usually when Tom Brady was playing there, like two or
three times. That's happened in the past at a Buffalo
Bills game.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
What oh okay, but yeah, but that didn't have anything
to do with the with that point now then now
it's all a marketing point. Right now, it's an actual
marketing ploy.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
So what happened at the PGA event, Apparently.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
They just get they're just they're just chucking dogs all
over the place like I mean, and it makes it
makes sense because I mean, you have a ton of
balls and shafts at a PGA event, right, so if
you're gonna just add an extra two balls in one
shaft and obviously the whole point is to put it

(34:48):
in the hole on both sides either the sporting event or.

Speaker 4 (34:53):
You're right, it's honestly the perfect place.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
It is the perfect place. But come on, I mean,
are people really going to see a flying green dildo
land on a t box at a PGA event and
go you know where I want to invest my money?
So yeah, so exactly, it makes absolutely no sense. So uh,

(35:17):
obviously sports officials, especially the w NBA are looking into this.
People have been uh, you know, detained. I mean, are
you really going to spend a long time in jail
for throwing a green dildo at a sporting event?

Speaker 5 (35:31):
And what was the crime? What are you charge with?

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Right?

Speaker 5 (35:34):
I wonder what the charge actually is? Disrupt I don't
know is that a crime?

Speaker 4 (35:41):
It's a sex toy? So if there are kids around,
you could probably catch some charges.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Okay, oh you could end up on a list. Yeah,
oh could be I don't know.

Speaker 5 (35:50):
You didn't do anything.

Speaker 2 (35:51):
No.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
The one w NBA game, a twelve year old girl
was hit with one.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Yeah, that's that's yeah. I mean is is is dong littering?

Speaker 5 (36:08):
That's a fine.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
Yah.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
Yeah, So you get a fine and that's it. Stop
throwing downs at sporting events. Okay, get up, Come on,
get down in the swiftness. You can't this kid go
by the swiftness. Get up, Come on to the swiftness,
open up.

Speaker 5 (36:25):
Tell you now.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
People are losing their minds. As it has finally happened.
We all knew it was coming. It was just a
matter of when Travis Kelsey proposed to Taylor Swift. Uh,
it actually happened a couple of weeks ago, but they
just announced it.

Speaker 4 (36:41):
The amount of news alerts I got on my phone yesterday,
I'm minding my own business, and it was like breaking news,
breaking news, breaking news. You gotta be kidding.

Speaker 3 (36:54):
Everything from USh Weekly to USA Today to ESPN sent
out breaking news alert every news network. It's everywhere. So
we are now in our engagement era. When will the wedding?
I mean, this is gonna be. This is gonna be
the royal wedding for the Americas. It's gonna be. I

(37:15):
don't know if it'll be televised like the Royal wedding is,
but I mean that's all anyone's going to talk about
for the next however long. Yeah, all the info, all
the pictures, who's gonna get I mean, whoever the vendors are, whoever,
whatever dress she picks, that person's gonna be the designer
of the year, whatever cake designer they I.

Speaker 6 (37:36):
Mean, it's going to be whatever Jason wears. Grooms will
be wearing.

Speaker 3 (37:40):
That absolutely, but a bunch of followers, But it is.
It is a wedding, and it is two people in love.
So really all that matters is their commitment to each other,
and that all comes down to the vows. And uh,
I made a couple of calls. I have their wedding vows.

(38:00):
Do you have a you have some wedding music over there?

Speaker 14 (38:03):
Any I mean you're connected, so I'm not surprised you
could get a hold of these at all. Yeah, I
mean obviously they to phone calls and you had them.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Well, I needed to make I needed to make two
and then and then from what I understand, there were
a couple more that were made, and then I got
back to me So I have got the vows that
will be exchanged between Travis and Taylor, Uh on the
altar when they decide to pull the trigger and and

(38:36):
get married. And let me tell you, they love each other.
They love each other a lot. So I would love
to shill these with you. If you don't have it,
that's fine.

Speaker 4 (38:46):
O you want that?

Speaker 3 (38:49):
I mean, yeah, I mean the wedding march. Yeah that works. Yeah,
that's fine. He can keep resetting it.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (38:59):
This is Ta giving her vows to Travis. When I
met you, I thought, this man is built like a
Greek god, but he probably thinks the Odyssey is a
video game. I never believed in soulmates, mostly because I've
met all of mine and written them into oblivion. But

(39:20):
then you showed up a six foot five emotional Golden
Retriever with biceps charm and the emotional depth of a
halftime speech, and I thought, maybe, just maybe this one's
too dumb to leave me. I vow to love you,
even when you refer to my poetic trauma as those
little songs you do, even when you think folklore is

(39:43):
a kind of fungus. I vowed to write only one
breakup song about you, and maybe a remix if you
really mess up. I vow to love you even when
your entire emotional vocabulary is let's go. Then when I'm
trying to talk about childhood trauma and you respond with damn, babe,

(40:05):
that's crazy. You're the tight end to my dramatic arc,
the muscle to my metaphor, the touchdown in my torched poetry.
You're the first man I've ever dated who's not intimidated
by my fiend, mostly because you still think Spotify Wrapped
is a sandwich. But I love you, Travis, because beneath

(40:26):
all the muscle and sugar super Bowl rings is a
golden heart and a barely functioning attention span. So I
vow to build this life with you until death do
us part, or until I catch you texting a blonde
Pilate's instructor named Kaylee, whichever comes first. So here's to forever,
or at least until album sales dip and I need

(40:48):
a scandal. Now kiss me before I change genres again.
I love you heart felt, heartfelt Wow. But not to
be out done, Travis wrote his wedding bows as well
to Taylor.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
Oh yeah, that could have been it.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
That could have been it. You're right, but he did
go a little more in depth.

Speaker 5 (41:11):
Let's do this, Taylor.

Speaker 3 (41:16):
Taylor. When I first saw you, I thought she's way
out of my league, like literally a totally different tax bracket.
But then you looked at me like I was a man,
not just a guy who got concussed for a living,
and I thought, damn, that's the one. When we met,
I thought we were just Yeah. I thought you were

(41:36):
just the girl who wrote sad love songs. And then
I realized, no, You're the global CEO of emotionally harvesting
men like they're unpaid interns in your heartbreak factory. I
thought I was fearless. Then I met a woman with
fourteen x's, eighty seven Grammys and a fan base that
could have me executed by nightfall. You are powerful, like

(42:00):
cancel a man with a single social media post. Powerful,
and weirdly, I've never felt safer. I vow to love
you in sickness and in health, even when that sickness
is your obsession with autumn leaves and cryptic Instagram captions
that make me question if I'm still alive, even when
I'm not totally sure if we're fighting or you're just

(42:22):
workshopping lyrics for your next surprise album drop. I vow
to support your dreams, even when those dreams involve dressing
like a haunted Victorian ghost and singing in a forest
for three hours. I choose you, Taylor for richer or
for richer, because let's be real, we'll never be poor.

(42:42):
And when people ask what love looks like, they'll point
to us a pop sorceress and a human concussion. Forever
starts now, I like potatoes, Ugh, I need a little
I'll help with a small family dilemma.

Speaker 5 (43:05):
Storytime with Goose. Pull up my chair here.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
You know, obviously I've shared before. New to the area,
moved here in February to join the morning show. The
family stayed up in Detroit to finish the school year.
They moved down in June. We got down here, we
got them registered for school. School started last Wednesday over
in the Hilliard School district, and everything kind of happened,
you know, pretty fast, trying to get moved in and

(43:29):
get our place established and get everything set up, and
then of course get the boys all set up with school.
So we got their school information. But one thing that
was dropped on us only like a week before school
started was in eighth grade, they do a trip to Washington,
d C. Yes, yes, yes, I did the eighth grade
trip to Washington, d C. Up in my school district

(43:49):
in Detroit, our kids did. Yeah. I think it's a
great you know, a great thing for students to experience.
And of course we were going to send the thirteen
year old with the rest of the class without a doubt.
The only strange thing was when we got the paperwork,
like half the money was due within like a day

(44:10):
or day and a half, because again we had just
moved here and just got all the information. Well, Nora
made a phone call and they were like, no, don't
worry about it, just get us the money, you know,
kind of when you can sort of thing.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
And it was like, okay, no problem, Okay, is it indecent?
If I asked how much it costs to send a
kid in eighth grade.

Speaker 3 (44:27):
To DC fourteen, Oh, that's a chunk, I was going
to I think it's fourteen hundred, Okay, man, I didn't.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
I know it was lessing that when mine went, but
I think it was still like twelve hundred and that
was a lot longer.

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Yeah, yeah, that seems like not the right price I created.

Speaker 5 (44:43):
Wrong, but it seems like it was that.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Yeah, I K I mean obviously when Nora told me,
I said, yeah, of course he's going. No questions asked. Now,
Look by no means are we rolling in the dough
at all. We're like everyone else. We're living a little
paycheck to paycheck action, trying to pay our bill, do
what we can. Middle, Yeah, put a little money aside. Whatever.
It's not like, it's not like writing a fourteen hundred

(45:07):
dollars check is nothing to me that that means something.
But again, no matter what he's gonna experience this trip,
you know, credit card or whatever it takes. So here's
the deal. Unbeknownst to me, I found out the other
day when I opened up my phone and I was
doom scrolling and I jumped on Facebook. Nora went online

(45:29):
on her Facebook page and put together a little like,
you know, thirteen year old's eighth grade trip to Washington, DC.
You want to help out, here's the link.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
Okay, yeah, oh like just our own private GoFundMe.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Kind yeah, it's not a GoFundMe, but it's kind of.
It's one of those nooks, just.

Speaker 6 (45:47):
Her Facebook page letting family and friends know, hey, if
you want to help, right, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (45:51):
Now, look, we already knew, like Nora's father had helped
out when the sixteen year old did the washing, we
already knew he was gonna help again. Not like we're
rolling in the dough, but it was good. I was
gonna make it happen no matter what.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Yeah, well, I don't.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
I got feelings about her putting that on social media.

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Oh okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Let me ask you something because I am curious about
those feelings, because this just came up with me and
Charlie because we were talking in a crowd of people
at his high school reunion. Another gal and I were
talking about how we love to shovel snow, and coincidentally,
both of our husbands, who were standing there, hate it
when we shovel snow because of what will the neighbors

(46:38):
think when they see the wives out there shoveling snow, Like, oh, their.

Speaker 10 (46:42):
Husbands are so lazy, They're so are just doing I
get that, well, see, I get that from the perspective
of I want to make life as easy for Nora
as possible, So I don't want her doing that stuff.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Because there were times she would go out and mow
the lawn and I got so mad. Yeah, like, first
of all, we have teenagers. That's the only reason you
have kids is to have them help with the yard work.
You should be out there. But she enjoys doing the
yard work.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
I enjoy this show snow. It's snowshoveling show, shivy. But yeah,
it's like I he'll get out there and do the snow.
We have a snowblower. I will not use it. I
want to shovel like it makes me feel good and
like I'm accomplishing something whatever. It's a weird thing, but
I love it. I do it for myself. He's like, no,
the neighbors are going to think that I am a
terrible person for making my wife get out there and shovel.

(47:30):
So get inside. I'm doing the snow.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Eight nine seven.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Oh is that your feeling?

Speaker 9 (47:36):
Though?

Speaker 4 (47:37):
Okay, what are people going to think about me if
you're asking people to contribute?

Speaker 6 (47:42):
Is that?

Speaker 3 (47:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (47:43):
I don't know, kind of a little because you a
little emasculating because you are going to make it happen.
It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter right, no matter what
it was going to have.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
We saw that wat of cash you won gambling last week.

Speaker 3 (47:55):
Well, that money's gone on that money, that money went
to pay off the new furniture and to our trip
to gamble it away. No, I did not gamble it away.
But yeah, I I maybe that's maybe that's what it is.
I don't understand. Why is that all it is? Is

(48:19):
just emasculating.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Uh, it's definitely just the ego, just just yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:26):
And probably because she's had these two boys a lot
longer than she's known you, is she's used to, you know,
a certain way of doing things, and like her family
and friends, like they're probably in this good community of
helping each other with everything, you know, so it's like, oh,
it's not a big deal to just put that out

(48:46):
on Facebook for you. It's maybe.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
And and before before Nora and I met, yes, she
was a single mother of too, not making a ton
of money at the time, you know, there were there
were things that it does take a village, right exactly.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
And so maybe you're like, wait, but I'm the village now,
so you don't need to like, I'm going to make
this happen. Don't worry about it. I don't know. Yeah,
I sort of I really understand that only because I
feel like I mean, and I mean.

Speaker 3 (49:17):
No disrespect Kelly, but I got to turn from you
for a second, thick as a man. Yes, how do
you think that would? No?

Speaker 6 (49:25):
I get it because you're thinking, well, people are going
to think we don't have money and I can't take
care of you.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Guys.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
It's ego, It's what I'm saying. It's just it's just
something that creeps in your head. The ego is a
horrible thing to give the mankind, awful, terrible thing.

Speaker 3 (49:38):
It's awful, especially for men, because the man, the man
ego is as fragile as glass. I mean, it is.
It's awful.

Speaker 5 (49:50):
You and I both talked about it.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
Once you reach a point in your life where you
don't care what anybody.

Speaker 5 (49:55):
Thinks, everything is so much easier.

Speaker 3 (49:57):
Yeah, but the problem is that usually takes till about
sixty two right before you get there.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
Yeah, a little bit of dementia says yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (50:04):
And then you don't care absolutely.

Speaker 5 (50:06):
Oh he thinks I'm this whatever, Yeah, let them think.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
I don't care one bit. Anyone's come through this is
are the feelings of the feelings? Valid? Blitz? Hi, who's this?

Speaker 15 (50:17):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (50:18):
This is Evelyn.

Speaker 11 (50:18):
Good morning, Evelyn.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Okay, Evelyn, how would you feel about this or would
you do this to your man? Have you done this before?

Speaker 11 (50:28):
Well, not me personally, because we were too poor to
even consider those kind of trips, either for myself in
my childhood or for my daughters, but with my grandkids. Now,
this is no different than going door to door and
selling the candy. It's just you don't get the candy.

Speaker 7 (50:45):
This is I get.

Speaker 11 (50:48):
Right Facebook link and it'll be like, hey, he's going
to Spain in two years. So if you want to contribute, right,
and if you want to buy the chips, you can't.
It's not emasculating. It's nothing to do with you. It's
normal these days. You're it's let it go dude.

Speaker 3 (51:06):
Okay, okay, so let me so, let me let me
ask you real quick. You're you're not you're not judging me.
You don't think less of me.

Speaker 11 (51:12):
Oh I could think a less of you on so
many other things.

Speaker 6 (51:15):
Oh, Evalence the comedian.

Speaker 12 (51:20):
Now, okay, thank you very much for that.

Speaker 5 (51:25):
I love Evelyn.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
Don't ever call this show again. Take care of right though.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
I have seen like I've seen like younger people like
twenties and younger drop their venmo on their birthdays.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Well here's the other thing too. I see this on
TikTok all the time. If you click on someone's profile,
they'll just have like a venmo up, like here's my
venmo and it's like wait, why why?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
What?

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Why?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
It is kind of more a way more acceptable thing
to do is just say, hey, it's my birthday. If
you want to give me some money, I'll make it
easy on you.

Speaker 3 (52:00):
Blitz Hi.

Speaker 6 (52:01):
Who's this Michelle?

Speaker 3 (52:04):
Michelle? Yeah, Hi, Michelle. What do you think about this?
Have you done this before? No?

Speaker 9 (52:11):
I have a little bit of a different story. I
was actually the poor kid that people helped out. Okay,
so when I went when I had in eighth grade,
which is a long time ago, I had some friends
that were insistent that I would go to DC. So
they helped me out and my dad was a little

(52:32):
embarrassed about it, but you know, he got over it.
Thanks to a lot of helpful people.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
I got to go to d C.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
That's amazing. And let me tell you back in the day,
when I went to summer camp when I was younger,
we had to apply for the I only paid I
don't know, twenty percent of the you know, my parents
only paid twenty percent. We had to get the financial
aid for me to even go to summer camp. So
I get it. Yeah, but on the flip side to that,
one of the other reasons, Ego, yes, but on the
flip side to that, it's also that I have worked,

(53:01):
you know, pretty hard to get to where I'm at
to sustain my family and be secure. So it's like
I want to provide that.

Speaker 9 (53:09):
Yes, and my dad was a single father trying to
raise his daughter, and yeah, he couldn't make any and
you know, you'll get him away from him a little bit,
but you know he understood that. You get friends that
wanted to help.

Speaker 3 (53:23):
Yeah, I totally get it. Well, thank you so much
for the call. I really appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
That is a really good point as being someone who
grew up in financial insecurity, You've worked hard to make
sure you have financial security. Now you aren't in trouble,
you're doing well and you have a family. And then
like being back to that point where oh we well
we don't need people to help now, right, this feels weird.

Speaker 3 (53:45):
You know, Mike said, goes to today's economy, take all
the help you can get it really doesn't matter. Fena
kind of hit it on the head of athena text
and said, I would feel like I'm begging. It would
be a pride thing for me. Pride.

Speaker 4 (53:57):
That's the same thing sending out missionaries mintionaries asked for
complete support for a full year, having other people pay
monthly or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Like.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
There are some things that I don't know. I think
it's I think it's way more common than usual and
not looked at in any kind of way.

Speaker 3 (54:16):
Okay, good, all that being said, if you want the link,
I'll just shoot me a message.

Speaker 1 (54:21):
Now, the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Governor Dwine is asking the Ohio Board of Pharmacy to
take emergency action to classify natural and synthetic forms of
kreatom as Schedule one controlled substances, which would effectively ban
their sale and possession statewide immediately if approved. Now, if
this goes through, Ohio would become the first state in
the US to prohibit all kreatum compounds. Creatum is a

(54:48):
plant based substance derived from a tree native to Southeast Asia.
It is not approved by the US FDA, but is
widely marketed as a natural alternative to manage chronic pain
and anxiety and opioid withdrawal. It's sold over the counter
at convenience stores and smoke shops and powders, pills, gummies,
and drinks. Advocates say in its natural plain leaf powder form,

(55:11):
the substance does help many people get through opioid withdrawal
and manage their pain. That it's the synthetics causing the problem,
and they are asking to Wine to sort of split
those apart and allow for this natural plain leaf powder form.
But as of now, Governor Dwine is asking for a
ban on all forms of kretom. Venmo has announced a

(55:34):
partnership with the NC Double A to support athletes who
are getting relentlessly harassed on the payment app. The partnership
includes a reporting hotline for athletes and the NC Double
A to call in potential cases of abuse. For example,
former Auburn quarterback Peyton Thorn received numerous payment requests from
angry sports betters following a loss last season, so a

(55:58):
bunch of people who bet on Yeah asked for their
money back through Venmo to this poor kid. Venmo says
it will be monitoring student athletes accounts to help mitigate
an influx of requests. So if it notices a bunch
of requests start firing in at one person, they will
take care of the situation, which is, you.

Speaker 3 (56:17):
Know, kind of nothing new because athletes have been threatened
all the time if they miss a field goal or
drop a pass.

Speaker 6 (56:24):
Dude in fantasy players, well, rag pay didn't perform for them, Yeah,
just idiots.

Speaker 4 (56:31):
Well as our college students are getting settled in their dorms,
did you know that a growing number of colleges and
universities are allowing students to have pets. Now, public and
private colleges are required to allow service animals and emotional
support animals and student housings. That is a requirement, but
more often these days schools are like, hey, you are
allowed to have a pet, with some restrictions. For example,
at MIT, you can have a cat. They have cat

(56:54):
friendly dorm floors. At Eckert College in Florida, they've allowed
pets and dorms since the seventies. You can have a
pet after your first semester, as long as it's not
venomous or aggressive. At the University of Northern Colorado, students
in three of the residence halls on campus are allowed
to have dogs and cats, they have to be under
forty pounds. Of course, vaccination requirements are in place, and
students say these animal companionships they help them reduce stress, anxiety, homesickness.

(57:20):
They say they have gotten to know so many people
on campus through their animals, Like they're like I know
people's dogs names better than I know their name.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Right.

Speaker 4 (57:27):
I can see it helps, But I really never considered
they didn't do that at Ohio State. You weren't allowed
to have an.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
Or smell like ammonia.

Speaker 4 (57:36):
Yeah right, how about you're on your accidentally get on
a cat floor and you're like deathly allergic cats. There's
probably altic there was. I kind of like the idea,
it's not against it. Yeah, all right, those are your
three things.

Speaker 3 (57:54):
You want something to do this weekend. It's gonna be
a great holiday weekend. Zucchini Fest going down Fortress, obads,
and we have got your tickets. It's a free event,
but there's some cool things going on. They got a
bunch of rides. You want your ride passes, we got
you covered two ride passes. You want upfront stage access,
we got you covered. Two wristbands for the VIP front
of stage area, Plus you'll get some Zucchini Fest swag

(58:16):
as well. Zucchini Fest kicks off this Friday at five.
They've got car shows and live music and kids activities.
Kasai Science Show is going to be there as well.
Wrestling is going to be there. Goes down Saturday, Sunday
and Monday as well. If you want to get hooked up.
We've been playing Hide to the Zucchini all week. It's
very simple. I've got clues as to where I've hit

(58:37):
the zucchini. If you can tell me where I hit
the zucchini, you get tickets for Zucchini Fest. So your
clues for today as we play Hide the Zucchini ampersand
north Star and Lemon Grass. Ampersand north Star and Lemon

(58:59):
Grass are your three clues? Eight hundred eight two one
ninety nine seven zero? Where did I hide my zucchini?
Blitz Hi? Who's this? Hey? Good morning Nick?

Speaker 6 (59:12):
Nick?

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Where did I hide the zucchini? Wavy Grass? Well, no,
that's one of the clues, so hey again, north Star,
amper sand and Lemongrass? Blitz Hi? Who's this? Sean Sean?
Where did I hide the zucchini?

Speaker 7 (59:30):
The short north short north of the rug.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
That was quick.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
It was very quick, very good. All restaurants up in
the Short North, the ampersand Asian b Stro, North Star
and Lemon Grass all places you can go grab some
grub if you're heading up Short North Sean. Congratulations man,
right off the bat, just like that, You've got your
passes for Zucchini Fest, the two ride passes, the two
wristbands for VIP front stage access, and Zucchini Fest swag
as well. Congratulations man. Hang on one second, We'll have

(01:00:00):
another pair of tickets tomorrow for a Zucchini Fest if
you want to go.

Speaker 1 (01:00:05):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Two stories so good. I don't know where to start, Kelly,
So I'm gonna allow you to pick. Do you want
to hear about an unfortunate King cucumber incident? Or do
you want to hear about more bad news at Burning Man?

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Okay, well, I feel like they all have to do
with orifices, So yeah, I'm gonna say, just give me
the Burning Man story first, show.

Speaker 3 (01:00:39):
Me orifices, ding ding ding, Yes, they both deal with orifices,
all right, burning Man. First, we've been talking about burning Man.
They have had sandstorms, they have had flooding. Last week
we told you about a man who admittedly was on
his way to Burning Man with a very full of.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
Drugs, I mean, writing the dirtiest like he was supplying
the entire festival everything.

Speaker 5 (01:01:07):
Yeah, he had at all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:08):
Well now well, now, unfortunately more bad news for attendees
of Burning Man. The orgy Dome was completely destroyed by
heavy winds.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
What did you see those dust storm? I mean that
that was nuts and they experienced had a burning I.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Saw some woman on TikTok and her face was just covered,
it was like browned because it was sand.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
Do you say what they call those dust storms?

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
Boobs kaboobs, Yeah, caboobs k e b o o b
hboobs caboobs.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Well, uh, they actually they actually have a sign that
says orgy Dome and there's like a little walkway and
apparently this dome has been completely destroyed. Fans are very upset,
saying one of the things we were looking forward to
was going to the orgy Dome.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
Now they really do that in there, like it is
like it, I mean it's like truth and advertising, I
would think. So I'm not walking in the artwork of
the ancient orgies. I'm walking in there. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
Oh you might see something getting painted, but it ain't
gonna be a canvas. Here's the deal. Officials for the
orgy Dome on Instagram says, don't worry. Our build team

(01:02:32):
is working hard to erect a new one, and so
hopefully they'll get the orgy dome back up and burning.
So I mean up and working soon.

Speaker 5 (01:02:43):
Get that direction underway.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Yep, tomorrow when they got that stage back up and running,
they did, and they can.

Speaker 3 (01:02:51):
Build an entire stage. They can build an orgy dome.

Speaker 4 (01:02:53):
I feel like that's gonna be an easier task.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
I quite in a priority.

Speaker 4 (01:02:57):
If you're going in for an orgy, you don't really
care about your surroundings, do you. Yeah, particular, you don't
want to get splinter I'm gonna say for sure, right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
But I mean people do that like intense all the time.
So just sweat, throw a tarp over some tu my forest,
you'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I mean, what about an open air Oh my.

Speaker 3 (01:03:14):
God, the stench of an orgy at burning. Man, Oh god,
you walk into that orgy dome, it's just petulium puh everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
Yeah, some kind of spiritual judgment that that thing was destroyed.

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
Yeah, if there was ever a sign of God, he was.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Like, no, no, we are done, gone too far here,
we are done.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
Story number two takes us over to western Russia, a
city called Ufa, which is a perfect description for what
this woman may have said when this happened Ulfa, because
she had to go make an emergency room visit with
her boyfriend after what is being called an extreme love

(01:04:06):
making mistake.

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
As also called a kaboob, but also.

Speaker 3 (01:04:10):
Called a kaboob, Yes, after a king cucumber became stuck.
Dang it inside of girl. The holiest of holes, the
holiest of holes. What you might think where you would

(01:04:32):
want to use a cucumber. Sure, but then the cucumber
went around the corner. Oh no, and let me tell you, Kelly,
Look look at this cucumber.

Speaker 4 (01:04:44):
A picture.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
Look at this cucumber. Forget, forget, there's.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
A chunk taken out of it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Hold on, hold on, hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I didn't get to that part yet. I didn't get
to that part yet. Not only is the this king cucumber,
I mean champagne bottle sized.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
It looks like giant zucchini.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Yeah, doctors are also curious why there's a bite taking
taken out of the cuecomfer, Yes, that is a bite.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Well, you gotta try all things first before you hit
that emergency room. I mean, is like, let me see
if I could just talk about the salad.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
Or no, no, no, this is this is straight up
farm to table like.

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
This is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
Taken.

Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Oh gosh, I'm telling you McGruff doesn't take this kind
of bite out of cross this was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:45):
I ask you, how many things are you trying before
your resort is going to the emergency room, because I'm like,
I think I'd just rather die here. Well, to the
emergency room.

Speaker 3 (01:05:57):
Here's the thing. Doctors were able to remove the vegetable,
but then they had to prescribe a rectoscopy where they
had to go in and examine said area because something
of that nature could cause some damage.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
You're definitely wearing diapers for quite a while.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
Yeah, one is so wrong. Yeah she could. She would
not be able to enter Deja VU's prettiest butthole contest
because they they test, they test the anal retention pressure
and she's got negative. Everything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:39):
Talk about an open air situation, Oh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Man, nothing but hot size coming out, every single one, every.

Speaker 4 (01:06:53):
I mean, how did the two of them look each
other in the eyes anymore? Like this was a situation
that went wild. I was looking her.

Speaker 3 (01:07:00):
Right brown eye the whole time. He was just right
in there as he took a bite out of crime.

Speaker 7 (01:07:06):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:07:09):
Don't don't do that, don't use king cucumbers, all right?
That you're not still breaking.

Speaker 5 (01:07:14):
Newsigger than that? I thank your pardon, Oh my cucumber figure.

Speaker 3 (01:07:22):
It's Wednesday, which means we have to get to some
blitz therapy here. We got an email, and I've heard
stories like this before, so it's not that I it's
not that I don't think no one's done this before.
I want to know who will admit to doing this,
because I know that some ladies out there have done it.

(01:07:42):
This email comes off from Ashley, who says I need
some advice, and I do feel like a terrible person
for even asking this. I've been dating my boyfriend for
about a year now, but honestly, the spark is gone.
I've been thinking about breaking up with him for a
little bit, and I even had this whole little plan
in my head about how I was going to do
it gently and respectfully. But here's the thing. Just got

(01:08:02):
invited to my best friend's wedding in Pennsylvania. It's a
short turnaround. They're getting married here in about six weeks,
and the issue is I don't exactly have reliable transportation
to get there on my own, but he does. I
hate her already, So now I'm sitting here wondering. But
it make me a horrible person to hold off on
the breakup for just about another month or so. Let

(01:08:23):
them drive to the wedding through the wedding thing. I
want to go to the wedding alone ended after the wedding, like.

Speaker 5 (01:08:28):
Staying together through the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Basically. I know it sounds awful, but it would make
things so much easier. I haven't told anyone about this.
I don't want him to get back at him. We're
back to him, so keeping this kind of on the DL.
What do I do? Ashally now again? I, like you said,
it's well enough known that people have done this stay

(01:08:51):
together for the holiday sort of thing. So till after Kelly,
before you were married, have you ever extended a relationship
for a a reason personal game other than love? Yeah,
personal game.

Speaker 4 (01:09:03):
I can't think of any anything. I can't think of it.
I don't think it's right, though, I mean, I think
you have to figure it out without this guy. You're
tripped in Pennsylvania. It's not right. You have to be
able to lay your head down at night and feel
good about the way you lived your day. You can't
be using a guy who's in love with you. He's

(01:09:24):
been with you a year.

Speaker 3 (01:09:25):
A year's a year is a good chunk. Yeah, it's
not like you've been dating for six weeks. Like a
year is a good chunk. And I would have to
think if you're not dropping L bombs after a year,
you got you gotta be dropping L bombs already, even
even if you're not feeling anymore. It's still a part
of the conversation for sure. So eight and one ninety

(01:09:47):
ninety seven zero has anyone done this before?

Speaker 6 (01:09:51):
That whole thing of well I've been thinking about breaking up? Well, okay,
if you're If that's where you are, why haven't you
had a conversation yet? Or if you there is no conversation,
it's going to fix it?

Speaker 5 (01:10:04):
What? What? What are you thinking about? Obviously you don't
want to marry this guy. Why are you staying together
at all? Literally, even without the wedding, you know, forget
the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:10:13):
Just why are you.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
Still with him?

Speaker 3 (01:10:14):
You've been thinking, oh, Ben, thinking well, because I think
I think that goes back to the fact that so
many people are quick to pull the trigger, thinking the
grass is greener. On the other side, there's been a
ton of talk of like dating apps, and it's everything
is so available right now? Why throw if? Sure, you
can think about it, you can hit a hit a
rough patch. Now it sounds like she's a bit more

(01:10:36):
down the line, right.

Speaker 6 (01:10:40):
Yeah, she's she's going to break up with him. She's
just a matter of whether she's going to stay till
after the wedding. But you've been thinking about it. You're
the grass. You're talking about the grass being greener on
the other side, What there is to make you don't
want to be with this person?

Speaker 2 (01:10:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:10:53):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
I think though, how many people have stayed with somebody
knowing the work in it. It wasn't going anywhere, But
you don't want to be alone?

Speaker 9 (01:11:00):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
Absolutely, absolutely, Sidney says, I stayed with a guy too long,
almost like an extra year, because I didn't want to
break up with his dog.

Speaker 6 (01:11:09):
Oh your shoplifted the pooty? What Jerry maguire, Did you
shoplift the pooty only it.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Was the son, not the dog. Oh I remember he
fell in love with the girl's son.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
Oh I remember that one?

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
You didn't see Jerry muire.

Speaker 3 (01:11:26):
I did see Jerry McGuire, though.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
I will say that I stayed with somebody.

Speaker 15 (01:11:35):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:11:35):
I didn't stay with somebody, but when I when we
broke up, I remember thinking I really miss his family
A tony, I miss him.

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
Yep, I'm totally heard of that happening. Yeah, Tiffany says, yes,
that makes you a horrible person that's dragging it out
and the other person thinking everything is fine when in
fact it's not fine. I totally get that for sure.
BLITZI who's this?

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Hey?

Speaker 7 (01:11:57):
This is wrong? Guy?

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Hey Ron? Uh So I haven't heard Happy Humpty in
a while? Is this is Amanda a terrible person? I'm sorry,
actually a terrible person for dragging this out for a
ride and a date to a wedding.

Speaker 7 (01:12:12):
You know a lot of people have done worse, but
I think she should think about the worst case scenario
for herself. You know, she decides to have the guy
driver there right to go to the wedding, right she
sees the nice little wedding and everybody's falling in love
and getting married. She gets a bug at the wedding,
calls us back in love with the guy, and then
top five years down the road, realizes it was just
the wedding She went.

Speaker 3 (01:12:33):
Reignition of the spark that is gone. But she go
to like a romantic type thing, like a wedding, Yeah,
maybe he'll marry me, or even even worst case scenario
like they're on their ride on the ride there, or
even more so like on the ride back and she says,
you know, we need to talk and then he's he's like,

(01:12:53):
he's like, uh, I can't live without you, and then
off the cliff they go. He just kind of that'd
be worst case scenario. So thank you for the call,
though I appreciate it all right. Two one ninety nine
seven to zero. Is she and the wrong here for
stretching things out and extending the relationship by six weeks

(01:13:14):
or two months because she needs a ride to a wedding.

Speaker 5 (01:13:16):
And then you go to this wedding you put you
just put on an act. I mean absolutely, you're just
putting on this act the whole time. Are you still
pretending like you're in love and caring.

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
I think the thing that I would say is you
shouldn't have spoken this out loud. You should have just
done it because now we're old, Now you're getting judgments.

Speaker 3 (01:13:37):
Just getting some judgments. But again, I would bet, I
would bet there is a woman or two listening that
have done this sure or even more so, are okay.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
With this now?

Speaker 6 (01:13:49):
And I'll tell you right now, I guarantee there are
men who stayed with a girl Jessica to have sex
until he found somebody.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
For sure, one hundred percent. I would love to hear
from someone like that have the cojones to call. It's
eight hundred and eight two one nine. And I said, no,
if you've done this, or you have no problem with
her doing this, give us call. It's nine on some
of the Blitz Blitz Therapy brought to you by Tri
State Men's Health. Ashley wrote us an email. Here's the deal.
She's been in a relationship for a year, but spark's gone.

(01:14:16):
She actually already had planned out kind of in her head,
a gentle, respectful breakup, but she just got invited to
a wedding and doesn't have reliable transfer transportation to go
to Pennsylvania. But the guy does. She's like, I can
I hang on to this relationship for another six weeks
or so? Have my date to the wedding. More importantly,
have my ride to the wedding. Caitlyn's on the phone,

(01:14:38):
Caitlyn high.

Speaker 7 (01:14:40):
Hiaiir, Kaitlyn?

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Is is Ashley a terrible person? Or let me refrain?
Have you done this before? Be honest? Oh, I can
tell by the laugh you have. I can tell by
the laugh you have.

Speaker 8 (01:14:51):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:14:51):
No, I have never done this before. I've been in
this situation where I'm the other party and I loved
you and the kisses and us up our fake and
then I found out that he was running around behind
my back, okay, like the receiver. So I My question
to her would be, do you not have like a
best girlfriend that's got reliable transportation, because that would be

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a way better time going to a party with your
best friend a wedding out of states?

Speaker 3 (01:15:20):
Yeah? Instead of that? Would you drag it out instead
of a guy that you're not really that into? Yeah?
But if you take your Yeah, But if you're taking
your best girlfriend, you're not getting a hotel wedding sex,
which you know everyone.

Speaker 2 (01:15:37):
That that doesn't mean that you guys can't find single
men at the wedding.

Speaker 3 (01:15:41):
Okay, hey you go girl, Okay, you valid points.

Speaker 6 (01:15:48):
Valid telling me a great question when we were off
the are does does Ashley not have her own car?

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Wow? She doesn't have a reliable translation, so maybe it's
an old plunker you know? Yeah? I mean you hit
now in the head, Caitlin. The best way to get
over someone is to get underneath someone else. So you go, girl,
you're mad if you have a great day, Caitlin, Thanks
for the call. Matt, what's up? Is actually a terrible person?

Speaker 13 (01:16:13):
I don't I'm not so sure she's a terrible person.
I kind of wanted to add on what you said
about backfiring. If she takes him, what if he tries
and flips the script on her and proposes to her
in front of everybody at the wedding.

Speaker 4 (01:16:26):
A public proposal a wedding is.

Speaker 3 (01:16:30):
All you're not supposed to but people have Well, that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:34):
Just means she should break up with me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:36):
If he's the type to do that, I could see that.
But what if what if he's like, uh, what if
he's like a great dancer or really funny and everyone
like falls in love of them. Oh, you guys are
perfect together, and then you get that kind of pressure.
I can told to see that happening. Thanks for the call, Matt.
All right, one last one here, Ryan, what's up?

Speaker 7 (01:16:55):
Oh not much, dear guy. How about you guys? Just
swell morning?

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
Hey, busy? Not really slow?

Speaker 15 (01:17:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I think that's a pretty low thing.
She's already checked out of this here relationship and just
dragging it along like a sore faster in here. You know,
I haven't had this done twice to me now, you know,
I I can relate to the poor lads as this
is about to happen to it. It's gonna wreck him
pretty fierce now. But you know when I was young too,
I I can be guilty of what she's doing too.

(01:17:24):
But you know, reliable transportation or not. She needs to
get that taking care of fast racking damn near kills him.

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Okay, well we've got your answer. I appreciate that. Now
we need to make a quick sidetrack. Here. Where are
you from?

Speaker 7 (01:17:42):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (01:17:43):
Oh, where am I from?

Speaker 3 (01:17:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:17:44):
Oh hey, I'm from South Carolina?

Speaker 12 (01:17:47):
Love right, Okay, I.

Speaker 3 (01:18:00):
Was thinking I was I was thinking like that. That's
like Canada.

Speaker 6 (01:18:05):
Nice, I thought, sure it was from green Bay.

Speaker 5 (01:18:10):
Green Bay again, Yeah, I can sounded like a packer fan.

Speaker 4 (01:18:13):
Yeah, yeah, that was by either Bob or Doug mackenzie, right.

Speaker 3 (01:18:18):
Right, which one? Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (01:18:20):
And now all right unless the three things you need
to know before.

Speaker 4 (01:18:24):
You go up until now, Southwest Airlines has had a
pretty generous policy for people who may need more than
one seat on an airplane. They've basically said, just come
on in and if we have an extra seat, we
will sit you next to the empty seat, and that
way you don't to buy any one. So that's pretty
pretty generous of them. But they're doing away with that obviously.

(01:18:45):
I'm not going to be giving away free seats, I
guess starting in January twenty twenty six, Southwest basically says, listen,
if you need more than one seat to be comfortable
and for your row mates to be comfortable, you have
to reserve a second seat, one next to the other,
because they're going to start doing reserve seating on Southwest.

(01:19:06):
Very interesting though, say you have like you just need
one seat, but you want an empty seat next to you,
they will not allow you to buy two seats so
that you can have an empty seat next to you.
But if you are at a weight that requires maybe
you're you know, going over a little onto your neighbor's chair,
they do require you to buy a second seat, So say, yeah,

(01:19:29):
I just I find that interesting, Like, why do you
care you're getting paid for that seat by a whole
row man?

Speaker 3 (01:19:34):
I mean only the other thing I can think of
is that they airlines are so packed. Now there's a
shortage of planes, there's a short of pilots, so most
flights are pretty darn full.

Speaker 4 (01:19:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:19:47):
Now, granted they're getting their money anyways, but I would
be a little upset if I'm trying to get somewhere
and I can't because the plane is quote unquote full,
when really someone bought two or three.

Speaker 5 (01:20:00):
Seats snob an empty seat.

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
Exactly, all right, I guess I understand that now a
neat thing they're doing that if you do need more
than one seat, say you have bought two seats on
Southwest because you need them and the plane is not full,
you can request a refund and they'll give you your
money back because the plane wasn't full. I really liked
that thought.

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
Well, that's good, because I was a little perturbed that
if the plane isn't full and there's an empty seat
next to you. Yeah, let them use it. What's the
big deal?

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
So if you pay for two not full and they
give you a refund on the other one, okay, good.

Speaker 5 (01:20:32):
How about they now restore the two free bags.

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
Yeah that's next, I'm sure. Yeah. The man who starred
in the show Niptok, Dylan Walsh, ran his Ford Explorer
straight into two utility poles in New Jersey last week.
He had his wife, his twelve year old, his thirteen
year old, and another passenger in the vehicle. He reportedly
told police that he'd been drinking and indeed, you tell

(01:20:55):
me if this is embarrassing. Officers found an open cooler
with multiple empty white claws and just some open white claws.

Speaker 3 (01:21:03):
Hey, I enjoy a black cherry white claw. Everyone's in
a blue man.

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
I like white claw, but people like every time people
like talk about white claws, it's like only acceptable for
women or something.

Speaker 3 (01:21:15):
There's no laws with the claus.

Speaker 5 (01:21:16):
It's like wine coolers.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Yeah, you know, but I can only drink one, all
that all that seltzer and bubbly, I can only do one.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
But I remember, you know, when I was in my twenties,
and you know Bartles and James or the Seagrums wine coolers,
Like guys aren't supposed.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
To drink that with a jolly rancher inside.

Speaker 5 (01:21:34):
Yeah, it's considered girly drinking. You know, it's like a dakri.
It's considered a girly drink.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
Well, Dylan Walsh, I guess swished back a few anyway.
Witness told police they heard his wife, Leslie, who was
in the car, screaming, get that bag out of the
back seat. The sixty one year old Walsh said, yes,
he had been drinking at a tavern before the crash.

(01:21:59):
You know you're drunk when you allabar a tavern. Well
had been charged with six motor vehicle violations. Two people
in the vehicle taken to the hospital complaining of pain.
There may be mold on your ding Dong. You should
probably check.

Speaker 3 (01:22:15):
Okay, I got the thirty day prescription. It is all
cleared up.

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Okay. Good Hostess is recalling ding Dong's because of potential
mold contamination. The affected snacks come in two count, ten count,
and sixteen count packages with a best buy date between
August thirtieth and September third, you can bring them back
to the point of purchase for a refund. Apparently there
was some kind of mechanical issue at the processing plan
in Kansas that allowed for mold growth before the expiration days.

(01:22:41):
And this is a class one recall. Eating a recalled
dig ding dong. Huh, Eating a recalled ding dong may
cause serious health problems. I tried to tell her, Yeah,
but we're not talking about good Night last night.

Speaker 3 (01:23:01):
No, we are nuts.

Speaker 5 (01:23:02):
Do you remember when they used to call him king Don's.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
You know, I I got in the biggest argument with
someone over this. What do you mean king Dong versus
ding dong Don? No?

Speaker 4 (01:23:13):
G they were king Don king Don king Don's turned
to ding Dong's. They did this same thing with the
nutty bars, the Little Debbie nutty Bars. People always call
them nutty buddies, so they just changed the name to
nutty Buddy.

Speaker 5 (01:23:29):
You've always called king Don's ding dongs, so they changed
the name.

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Huh. I thought I thought it was king Dong's.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
D O n s king Do you wish it was
a king doll?

Speaker 3 (01:23:37):
I do wish king Don. I love Nora's pet nicknames
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:23:43):
All right, her three things?

Speaker 3 (01:23:48):
All right? So I want you to imagine that it
is your sons or daughters or maybe friend's birthday and
your job is to go get the cake. So you
head on over to Giant Eagle and you buy a
birthday cake, except you go to the bakery because you'd

(01:24:08):
like the cake to be decorated and have a little
have a little writing on it. Yeah. Absolutely, And then
you go to pick up said cake for the birthday
and the writing on the cake says what it's supposed
to say, Happy Birthday Steve, but it is the most childish,
squiggly writing you've ever seen in your life. And that's

(01:24:32):
exactly what happens. This young woman went to go pick
up a birthday cake at her local Giant Eagle, and
when she picked up the cake, the young kid behind
the counter literally said, I'm sorry, I did my best.
She took a picture, she put it on social media
and it has garnered thirteen million views and one point eight

(01:24:54):
million likes. Because this Happy Birthday Steve looks like a
third Greater wrote it. This guy's job is to decorate
the cakes, and this is what his handwriting looks like.

Speaker 5 (01:25:07):
Well I was, I mean, who taught him? You know how?
Long has he been doing it? Because obviously and.

Speaker 3 (01:25:14):
In the article they say the kid working behind the counter,
So he's a teenager of some sort work in the
bakery count or a giant eagle.

Speaker 6 (01:25:21):
I feel like he walked in there and they're like, okay,
so here's the two of you used to do the icing,
and you just write whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
They say. That was probably whatever the paper says. You
just write it with the icing. Yep. The person who
posted it said, luckily this is for an office full
of adult children, so it works out perfectly. But here's
the deal. Everyone is going nuts over this cake. Someone
said I love this so much, five stars, no notes.

(01:25:48):
Someone said I would actually prefer this. It is so funny,
it's perfect. It's almost ironically comical. Yeah, this is all
of our first times being alive. Bro, I would be pumped.
If this was a work cake. We would never stop
talking about it. Someone else said the way I would

(01:26:09):
cry from how adorable this is.

Speaker 5 (01:26:11):
Oh, you got to take a picture of it, frame
it and put it on.

Speaker 3 (01:26:13):
A who Oh. Absolutely. Someone said, if Steve doesn't like it,
we don't like Steve. Right, totally understandable. And finally, someone said,
this is the most Steve cake I've ever seen. I
showed my husband, whose name is Steve, and he said,
if you don't get this for my birthday, it's over.
I think it's genius. I absolutely love it. I think

(01:26:35):
that I bet that this But it doesn't say which
giant eagle it is. But Internet sluice will do their
thingy and find out, and I bet this kid gets requested. Now, yeah,
they're gonna want this bad handwriting on their cake without
a doubt. Way to go, young sir. Now let's see

(01:26:57):
if we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's learn you some stuff on a Wednesday morning. Make
you a little bit smarter than you were when you
woke up today, beginning with the fact that, unfortunately, this
one may not surprise you. According to the US Department
of Education, fifty four percent of Americans between the ages
of sixteen and seventy four read below the equivalent of

(01:27:18):
a sixth grade level, more than half of us. I
probably fall in that category.

Speaker 5 (01:27:23):
Oh you do not, No, you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:27:26):
I watch movies. I don't read books. Now they do
say that doesn't mean they didn't finish school. Most of
them probably did, obviously, but reading comprehension is a complex
cognitive function that can deteriorate if you don't need don't
read and exercise your brain regularly. Yes, it's a muscle.
You gotta use it absolutely. Now, I will say the
one good news is when we come in here and
get ready for the show every morning, as I have

(01:27:48):
been doing for you know, the twenty five twenty seven
years of my radio career. I read about one hundred
pages a day. You're reading every day, yeah, reading everything?
So that is good news. But I don't like sit
down and read like novels.

Speaker 5 (01:28:00):
I don't either. I prefer fact nonfiction.

Speaker 3 (01:28:05):
Oh I don't do that either.

Speaker 5 (01:28:06):
Yeah you do. You read stuff every morning?

Speaker 3 (01:28:08):
Oh okay, but yeah, but I'm not really I'm not
sitting down and reading a biography right now.

Speaker 5 (01:28:12):
No, No, I'm not into that either.

Speaker 6 (01:28:13):
I just like reading about real things going on, whether
it's news or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
You know what I mean. In Argentina and Spain, Tuesday
the thirteenth is considered unlucky. It's not Friday the thirteenth, Clear,
it's Tuesday the thirteen.

Speaker 5 (01:28:28):
Why that is?

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Yeah? Does our start with the Jason movies or did
they make the Jason movies because we already had Friday
the thirteenth as a spooky date. Oh, that's a good question.

Speaker 5 (01:28:40):
I'm gonna say the date was famous.

Speaker 3 (01:28:44):
I'm gonna agree with you on that one. Yeah. I
think they made the movies called Friday the Thirteenth based
on whether or not we had those already. President Grover
Cleveland was twenty seven years older than his wife, which
isn't necessarily creepy on the surface that before, but he
was good friends with her father. He met her shortly

(01:29:06):
after she was born, and even baby sat her when
she was a child. Okay, that's a little strange. That's
strange for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:29:14):
By the way, Friday the thirteenth influenced by Nose Norse
mythology a.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Long long time ago.

Speaker 3 (01:29:22):
Okay, So the Harlem Globetrotters, we all know their theme song,
Sweet George Brown. It's famous. You can see them spinning
the red, white and blue basketball right now, ye passing
to curly Yeah, yep, doing them behind the legs and

(01:29:42):
around the back. I got to play with them years
and years ago.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:29:45):
Yeah, it was a lot of fun for sure. Well,
Sweet Georgia Brown, this song is actually a ragtime song
from nineteen twenty five and back when it originally came out.
He did have lyrics. There were lyrics to this song, really,
and it was about a hook. Her sweet Georgia Brown
was the name.

Speaker 5 (01:30:05):
Of She was a hook, she was a hooker.

Speaker 3 (01:30:08):
And finally, uh, here's a here's a quiz for you, thick.
What was the first rap song to hit number one
in the United States?

Speaker 5 (01:30:19):
Rappers Delight?

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
No No, No, first rap song.

Speaker 5 (01:30:25):
Devil went down to Georgia No in nineteen ninety nineteen
No Rappers.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
Light was not a number one hit, not a number
one hit.

Speaker 5 (01:30:34):
And nothing in the eighties was a number one hit.

Speaker 3 (01:30:36):
Nothing in the eighties was a number one hit. First
rap song to hit number one in the US ninety?

Speaker 5 (01:30:40):
Would that be involved two groups?

Speaker 3 (01:30:43):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:30:43):
Oh, it's not run.

Speaker 3 (01:30:44):
DMC, It was not run. Here's here's what I drove
a lot of people nuts. The first rapper to hit
number one in the US was a white rapper?

Speaker 5 (01:30:52):
Is it eminem?

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
In nineteen ninety it was a white rapper who was
the only white rapper before No No? What's his name?
Informer informed was the song Yeah, Yeah, I'm shocked you're
not getting this?

Speaker 5 (01:31:09):
Oh, my God, It's uh.

Speaker 3 (01:31:13):
Yes, Ice Ice Baby. It was the first rap song
to hit number one in the US. However, Canada had
a rap song hit number one a full decade before that,
and that song was rappers Delight Sugarhill Get, which went
number one in Canada but did not go number one here. Geez,

(01:31:35):
there you go, learning you some stuff. On a Wednesday
morning ninety ninety seven, The Blitz