We Are Robots and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 9-23-25

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Your morning blitz begins.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Now, So how about the world right here?

Speaker 1 (00:04):
Now?

Speaker 3 (00:04):
What's against everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:05):
On the blitz? Hey, welcome to your wait hold on
one second, real quick.

Speaker 5 (00:18):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Fuck? Yet that was to the Ravens.

Speaker 4 (00:25):
No, that was to ninety six percent of all professional
sportscasters out there, twenty one of twenty five from Yahoo Sports,
nine out of eleven on ESPN, and nine out of
ten NFL network experts.

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Suck it.

Speaker 4 (00:47):
I knew we were gonna win, did you.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
No, that's not what you said to me.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
That's absolutely I'm not saying it wasn't me a good game,
and I'm not saying, of course there's a little nervous,
it's gonna be a tough game. Of course, it's gonna
be a tough game. It's in Baltimore against against the
number one picked team to win the Super Bowl this year, which,
by the way, if this is end of days, uh,
the Lions have won the Super Bowl because if you

(01:15):
beat the number one, Okay, there's no other way to
determine it. We are the final Super Bowl chance.

Speaker 6 (01:25):
No. I said, how are you feeling about tonight yesterday?

Speaker 2 (01:27):
And he said, I'd be lying if I said I
wasn't worried.

Speaker 4 (01:30):
Yeah, knee a little nervous, but I knew we could
pull it out. I knew we had it. Do we
have it?

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Don't worry think we're going to use your own words
against you at any turn.

Speaker 4 (01:40):
That was a good.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Game, though.

Speaker 2 (01:42):
That was a good I expected a great game.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
But the team shows up like that.

Speaker 6 (01:47):
It was seven sacks, sacklomore seven times. That doesn't happen,
gets away so much.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
Punched out a ball from King Henry, which doesn't happen
a lot, right, dropping dimes by off You're running backs.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Total two hundred and twenty five yards and four touchdowns. Yeah, man,
they put on a show.

Speaker 4 (02:06):
Lest Yeah, let's good on. It's going for sure. So yeah,
good night. A little tired, but they totally totally worth it.
It's going to be a high of about seventy nine today,
might get a little bit more rain man. Was it
a downpour yesterday? Coming back from the reformatory through seventeen
miles an hour on. They couldn't see that the rest

(02:27):
of your car.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Why were you in the reformatory?

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Uh, we were doing a little behind the scenes. Yeah.
Blood prison, Yeah for blood prison.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Oh okay, I weren't there. It was not no in handcuffs.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
No I did, I did. I did chill on the
cell for a little bit. Yeah, I would not make
it in jail. I'll tell you that much.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
That one.

Speaker 3 (02:47):
No no jail, any claw. That's so claustrophobic. There's not
a crazy crazy.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
But I'll tell you this, if you're a fan of
haunted houses, blood prison is going to be the place
to go. We got a little walk through.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
That place is insane, I know, man, and saying so.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Many people say it is really haunted.

Speaker 6 (03:06):
I mean there have been some pretty cool things where
like heavy metal bands went and stayed there and did
tours there, videos and stuff, and yeah, I mean so
many people are like, there's stuff here, this is haunted.
This place is absolutely hot.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, we're speaking one of the gentlemen. He was talking
about all of you know, when when incarceration comes through
or whatever, how many of the bands want to walk
through and get tours and stuff like that. He says,
he's given us tourist to some pretty big names out there.
So it's gonna be a great Tuesday. Let's talk about
how are you, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (03:37):
Great?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Wonderful?

Speaker 4 (03:40):
How are you?

Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm good. No, I'm good. Good.

Speaker 6 (03:45):
Wasn't the best football weekend for me? It didn't end
well last night.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I lost all my fantasy leagues and oh really, you know,
and of course the Cowboys. It's just a disaster in now.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
It's pretty ugly.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
So but than that, yeah, it was all right.

Speaker 4 (04:00):
Okay, I'm glad the curates. Let's go on a Tuesday
morning Blitz Morning trivia Thick. What you got for us today?
All right?

Speaker 6 (04:07):
This is different and we'll see if somebody can get this.
I struggled to find a question this morning, but I
found this. That happened in Spain at cafeteria Nepostas. A
guy lit the place on fire. He he's an arsy.
He's been charged with arson. He torched this place, lit
it on fire, wide open, customers everywhere, kids everywhere.

Speaker 2 (04:27):
Because they didn't have this condiment for his burger.

Speaker 6 (04:31):
I said, he was so mad because they did not
have this condiment, so he let the place on fire. Okay,
what was the condiment? That's what we want to know?
U seven oh first one two text in the correct
answer scores twenty five bucks to go spend at waterbeds
and stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
All right, let's get that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia
all right.

Speaker 6 (04:51):
Over in Spain, a man set a restaurant on fire
because they did not have this condiment for his burger.
We wanted to know what the condiment was, and it
was just mayonnaise, So goose. She would have a problem
with this because that's.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
What you eat on that tomato, mayonnaise and American cheese.

Speaker 4 (05:09):
Yeah, I'd be like, man, give you something else. I
don't know if I've said the place on fire, it
seems a bit excessive.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
No ketchup mustard for you.

Speaker 4 (05:18):
No, not a my burger usually No. If I do
the triple cheeseburger for McDonald's, then yes, ketchup monstard and
rehydrated onions. But if I'm like going to like a
sit down restaurant, letu tomato mayo with American cheese. American only, right,
American only? Maybe shuddar if they don't have American I.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
Do love a rehydrated onion on my Yeah. Those are
really good.

Speaker 4 (05:39):
They're good.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Well, this guy he left went to the gas station
and got a gas can.

Speaker 3 (05:47):
You could have just gotten mayonnaise there.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
He comes back, he pours the gas all over the
counter and lit it.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
I mean there were children in front of me, you
knoweople they're having their afternoon lunch, and Securities footage showed
the customers freaking out. They were fleeing all over the place.
But this is the cool part.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
It was over ten thousand dollars in damage.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
Helmets stepped up and said, let us take care of
the repairs and make sure your sandwiches never run out
of man I saw that.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yeah, that's really cool on Helmets to step up and
take care of the repairs for the restaurant. That was Yeah,
that was like that.

Speaker 2 (06:23):
I mean, that's a great marketing move.

Speaker 6 (06:24):
Oh, absolutely, but really nice too, you know, I mean
so the owners don't have to worry about it. Hunter
Davis from Columbus was the first one to text in
the correct answer, and Hunter's got twenty five bucks to
spend the waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Gratulations, Hunter, As you are getting up this morning, getting
ready for work, maybe trying to get the kids out
the door. Maybe you're already at work. You know, you're
looking at the calendar. You know that there are only
six paychecks left until Christmas. You know, you know that

(06:54):
we're you know, ten days away or so. I'm sorry, no,
not even a week away from the start of a
new month. You might have the rent or the mortgage too,
you might have the car payment coming. Well, I want
to share a little information from you because even more
so that you may be getting close to retirement. You
may have put in your years of work and you're

(07:15):
ready to finally step back and just relax a little bit. Well,
plump your brakes. You know the name Larry Fink, Larry Fink,
and I think I've heard the name. I'm trying to
replace it. You know the name Blackrock, Yes, yes, yes,
of course. Blackrock the largest asset management firm, and Larry

(07:36):
Fink happens to be one of their board members. He says,
hold on, because we've all heard the stories of what's
going on, and there's gonna be a large population that's
getting ready to retire, and there's been a lot of
talk about social security, what's going to happen there and
how this is gonna So a billionaire, one of the
richest men in the world, who runs the largest asset

(07:58):
firm in the world, says, hey, you know what, maybe
we should all just work a little bit longer and
that way we won't quite tap into all the social
security yet, yes, one of the richest men in the
entire world.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Whatever you think.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Do you know what they would do in France if
they heard this news, they would burn the place to
the ground. That is what happened when they told was
it refuse work? Was workers in Paris?

Speaker 4 (08:27):
Whatever?

Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, the workers they would not collect. They set fires.
They were like, you are not And I think their
retirement age is something like fifty eight. Yeah, And they
tried to make them work a little longer and they said, uh,
not on your life, our money.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Sixty five years old here, and he put out the
letter to shareholders saying it's time to rethink retirement. Going
to have a massive impact on the country retirement system.

Speaker 3 (08:54):
Also, they've already switched from sixty five to sixty seven.
Like if you were born in nineteen six and after
your full retirement age is sixty seven.

Speaker 2 (09:04):
Is it sixty seven?

Speaker 1 (09:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (09:06):
For full Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:07):
He said, what's the solution here? No one should have
to work longer than what they want to. But I
do think it's a bit crazy that our anchor idea
for the right retirement age is sixty five years old.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
He said, well, sixty five when you get Medicare and
you can't retire, but you don't get your full Social
Security then.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
So anyways, I just wanted to let you know on
a Tuesday morning that one of the world's richest men,
who runs the world's largest asset management firm, is saying,
maybe you should work a little bit longer.

Speaker 3 (09:36):
This is a guy who would give you a jelly
as a month club all for sure.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
For sure, I love you want to us. We got it,
We got to take care of it. It's on us, though.
It was our government over the past fifty f years
who mismanaged the money and everything else and caused us
to be in this situation.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Dick, just work a few more years. Yeah, I'm saying,
so good luck.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
With that not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (10:10):
Our first story takes us to Virginia. And there have
been plenty of times where we've seen news stories or
read news stories where unfortunately somebody passes, and sometimes it
happens in a way where it's just like, look, it
was your time. There's nothing you can do about that.
It was just your time to go right. Sorry, it's unfortunate,

(10:34):
but this was it. Now this is a flip side
because this most certainly was not this TI this man's
time to go. Because a sixty four year old man
from Virginia by the name of Jeff Garcia suffered a
massive heart attack while driving last month. In fact, he
was just leaving the gym, got in his car, He's

(10:55):
driving home, and he has a massive heart attack while driving.
So he is behind the wheel, car in motion, and unfortunately,
as he's having the heart attack, he's slumped over. His car,
veers off the road and rams right into a building.
Just so happens. The building that he crashed into butted

(11:16):
up against cardiologist office. Wow, wow, oh Doctor Theresia comes
running outside, jumps into action, checks the man has no
pulse perform CPR saved his life and mister jeffker just jerrosa,

(11:37):
I apologize, will now be making a recovery. Not this
times man, not this man's time to go.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Incredible.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
I didn't have any Columbus, did it.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
I did not Virginia because all the cars driving into
businesses around here.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
Yeah yeah, not that. The case story number two takes
this down south. We have ourselves. WTF what the Florida
forty eight year old woman in Florida by the name
of Crystal Watts has been arrested after she allegedly battered
a thirty three year old man with silly string she confronted.

Speaker 2 (12:15):
She confronted the man with a can.

Speaker 4 (12:17):
Of silly string, emptied the whole thing, and then shucked
the can at him.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Who didn't want to do that?

Speaker 4 (12:26):
Yeah, however, you can't go hit him in the head
with the can.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Of silly strings.

Speaker 3 (12:30):
The problem you can't chuck the can right. Silly string
is not so much the assault, although you know that.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
Stuff is extremely flammable. Silly string is super flammable. You
gotta be real careful with that. Yeah, it happens all
the time, like birthday parties. They don't people don't know.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
And then you're like smoking and then yeah, you can't
do that.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
You don't want to do that. I hit him in
the can. I hit him in the head with the can,
causing a gash. She was charged with battery and spent
the night in jail. No real mo was listed, However,
looking into her past and when she was arrested, the
phone number she has is linked to an escort service
which has a website featuring a bunch of photos of

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her under the name of Taylor, even though her real
name is Crystal spelled k r y stl. So yeah,
I'm assuming he's probably a prostitute. And so the photo
also has a caption that says back in the saddle
and ready to ride. So I'm assuming there was a

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transaction that went wrong here and Crystal and this man
were fighting over or something. Although, although thinking about.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
It, so she's like her own John. Basically, she's taking
care of business apparently.

Speaker 4 (13:49):
Yeah, so what I have to think since attacked to
a silly string is it was more of like a retaliation.
He silly stringed her and then she turned around and
then silly stringed Yimay, that's that's the other thing I
can think of. Yeah, that's only I'm just.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
So sick of stupid bitches.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Right, yeah, pretty much, pretty much. So she just spent
the night in jail, is now out on one thousand
dollars bond. That is your not so breaking news. It's
the morning Clifts.

Speaker 3 (14:20):
It's time for agree or disagree, but no one can
agree on anything. I completely disagree with that.

Speaker 4 (14:28):
Yeah, let's go. We had fun with this last time.
It's very simple we need to set up our agreeer
disagree panel eight hundred eighty to one ninety nine seven. Oh,
don't need your name, We just need you to partake
in our little survey where I'm gonna just read off
a fact and all you have to do is agree
or disagree. I shouldn't say a fact a statement to

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read off a statement. And today today's is all about food.
So if you love food, we want you on the
agree or disagree panel at eight hundred eighty two to
one ninety nine seven. Oh, while we wait for people
to call in and join our agree or discrete panel,
and we'll share this one piece of food news with you. Boy,
we're just getting bigger and bigger and bigger. The new

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trend is heavy soda. Heavy soda. That means when you
go to a location that has a fountain machine, you
know that's obviously made where they've got the bags of
syrup and then they add carbonated water the two mix
when you push the clicking thing and then you get soda. Well,
I guess some places now, especially down south, are turning

(15:30):
up the syrup part. So you're getting more syrup less
carbonated water. Yeah, so you're getting a heavy soda. Done
that sound yeah? Gross, no, thank you, but if that's
your thing, keep an eye O for heavy soda. Blitzie,

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who's this? Good morning, Tristan? All right, Tristan, Hang on
one second, blit Taie, who's this? No? All right? God,
hang on one second? Bland say, who's this? Christopher?

Speaker 8 (16:05):
All right?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
Christopher, Welcome to the agree or Disagree panel? Blind Tai?
Who's this? Bye? Who's this.

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Running? Ronnie?

Speaker 4 (16:15):
All right? Rodney Now part of our agreer disagree panel.
We'll get one more here, Bland Tahi, who's this? Eric?

Speaker 5 (16:22):
Eric?

Speaker 4 (16:22):
All right? Great? Tristan Kyle, Christopher Rodney and Eric Agree
or Disagree Panel. So this is the deal. I'm going
to read a food statement, and then we're gonna go
around the room and we're gonna find out where blitz
Nation falls on the agree or disagree panel. And again,
this is all about food. Starting with the statement about

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to buy chocolate. It wasn't even close to being good
for all the hype it got. Now, I don't know
how many people have had the opportunity like we have
to try to buy chocolate as anyone Tristan Kyle, Christopher Rodney, Eric,
anyone tried to buy chocolate or did I start with
the completely wrong one here?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
No one has?

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Okay, we have, we have and uh, Kyle Kelly, would
you agree or disagree? Wasn't even close to being good
for all the hype it got.

Speaker 3 (17:12):
Agree?

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Agree?

Speaker 3 (17:13):
I mean it's way too much money for what is Yeah, yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
Think we're all in agreement there.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
What did you pay for that?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
Sixteen bucks? And it was tiny?

Speaker 4 (17:22):
Was it wasn't big?

Speaker 3 (17:25):
It shipped here from Turkey?

Speaker 4 (17:27):
All right, let's try this one. Speaking of turkey, the
gigantic smoked turkey drumsticks you get at the Renaissance Festival
or the you know, one of the street fairs you
go to the Ohio State Fair, things like that. Uh,
agree or disagree? The meat is just like him and
every bite is just full of ligaments and tendons. Tristan

(17:48):
agree or disagree.

Speaker 9 (17:51):
I'm on the phone call that one, but more on
the side of disagree.

Speaker 4 (17:54):
Disagree, Okay, Kyle, Agree or disagree? Disagree? Chris for agree
or disagree. I disagree to Wow Rodney, agree or disagree.

Speaker 9 (18:05):
I'm gonna have to agree every turkey I've had suck.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
Eric Agree or disagree, disagree disagree. So four out of
our five disagree with that. Thick, What do you think
about a giant smoke turkey drum stick?

Speaker 6 (18:22):
I guess I've been unlucky. I agree with that statement.
But maybe it depends on which fare you go to
where you're at, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
No, see, I I completely agree with this statement. I
think turkey legs are horrible and every bite is full
of legaments and tendons, and it's not very good. Kelly.

Speaker 3 (18:39):
They look disgusting. I mean I would literally never put
one in my mouth. That's how ligaminy it looks.

Speaker 4 (18:45):
It's very ligament. Yes, yes, absolutely, all right, here we
go on to the next one. Oysters, it's just cold
glop you put hot sauce on? Tristan or disagree? Yeah,
that happen. Kyle, agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (19:07):
Yes, disagree, disagree, disagree?

Speaker 4 (19:10):
Okay? Christopher, agree or disagree.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I didn't he the question.

Speaker 4 (19:15):
Oysters, just cold glop you put hot sauce on? I disagree? Disagree? Okay, Rodney,
what do you think?

Speaker 9 (19:27):
I mean, it's like fifty to fifty.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
I agree, but they oh interesting? Okay? Eric, agree or disagree.

Speaker 8 (19:36):
I'm with the last guy because when they're gold or perhaps,
but when they're warm and heated up, they're great. You
like it?

Speaker 4 (19:42):
You like char grilled oyster? No, no, no, no, no, no,
more like a oysters oysters Rockefeller? Yeah yeah, okay, So
think you were giving the thumbs up on the last couple.

Speaker 6 (19:53):
Well, yeah, especially like Rodney said, uh, it's it's the
statement is actually kind of correct.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
It's just old glue that you put but yeah, I
love it.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
Yes, Kelly disgusting Agree.

Speaker 4 (20:08):
Yeah, I completely agree.

Speaker 6 (20:10):
Yeah when you talk about like oysters Rockefeller or scalloped oyster.

Speaker 1 (20:13):
Oh deliciously.

Speaker 4 (20:14):
Okay, all right, let's do one more here. This would
be interesting considering it is, uh, seven guys and one
girl on Disagree or disagree panel, Uh the PSL, the
pumpkin spice latte so disappointing, overpriced sugar and mild coffee.
Tristan agree or disagree?

Speaker 9 (20:35):
Agree? Just had one yesterday?

Speaker 8 (20:37):
Really?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Okay? Kyle, agree or disagree? Agree? Okay? Christopher, agree or disagree?
I agree? Okay, Rodney, what do you think? Agree or disagree?

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I agree, but I still love him.

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Eric, agree or disagree that you're gonna agree with that? See,
I have a completely a disagree. It's just too much,
it's too sugary, it's not worth it. I'm agree. I'm sorry,
it's disappointing an overpriced sugary coffee.

Speaker 2 (21:12):
I'm with you.

Speaker 4 (21:13):
Are you a PSL fan? Kelly? Love them?

Speaker 6 (21:15):
I love?

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Is it?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Just is that just fall happiness in your mouth? Right there?

Speaker 3 (21:20):
I don't get them all the time, but when I do,
I'm always happy. I did.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Okay, all right, let's do what with the one final one?

Speaker 2 (21:26):
Lobster?

Speaker 4 (21:27):
It's fine, but it's too expensive for this small portion.
I don't get all the fuss. Tristan, you agree or disagree?
I agree with that, all right? Kyle, agree or disagree?
I got aagree with that one. Disagree with that one? Christopher,
agree or disagree? I agree, all right, Rodney? I agree, Eric,

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gree or disagree.

Speaker 10 (21:49):
I have to disagree.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
Lobster is delicious. Lobster's delicious. Okay, thank you? Are you
on the Are you on the lobster train?

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Love you do?

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Don't you?

Speaker 5 (21:59):
No?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
No, no. I First of all, I will take crab
legs over lobster any day of the week, and second
of all, really.

Speaker 2 (22:10):
The elite shellfish.

Speaker 4 (22:12):
But I will say this, and I've said it before.
It doesn't matter. It's all just a vessel to get
butter into my mouth. Lobster. Lobster is nothing more than
a fish spoon just to get butter up in the
in the gullet.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
If you didn't make me crack open the thing's body
to get to the meat, I might be able to
stomach it.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
But I do not know really off of absolutely cracking
open the animal itself and see.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
That's what it makes it last, you know, when you
get to sit there and enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I have had lobster. I didn't. I don't really care
for it.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
Just don't care for the.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Whole thing is a mental challenge for me.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
But here's the other problem to think you're talking about.
That's what you take the time and you enjoy it. No,
I want to shovel food into my mouth right exactly
an experience.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I need to be full, Yeah, but.

Speaker 2 (23:05):
You're I want an experience.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
I want the threat of choking every bite because I
want the possibility. I want the possibility of gnawing off
the tip of my finger because I'm eating so fast.

Speaker 2 (23:19):
I don't want to sit there and work for it.

Speaker 4 (23:22):
Tristan Cown, Christopher Rodney Eric, thank you so much for
being a part of our agree or Disagreet panel. I
hope you have an amazing Tuesday, all right. I talked
to you that many were great man, they were perfect.
Absolutely love. It's nine seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Now the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (23:42):
Anw Winchester woman will be in court this morning for
arrainment on an involuntary manslaughter charge after her three year
old son accidentally shot and killed himself with a gun
he found behind a mattress at home, please said. About
three a m. Yesterday, twenty nine year old Carly Dials
found a gun belonging to her boyfriend on the bedroom floor,
so she picked it up, put it between the mattress

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and the wall the bedroom. She and her boyfriend fell asleep. Unfortunately,
the child came into the bedroom yesterday morning and found
the gun. Police ay accidentally shot and killed himself. Dials
taken into custody. Parrin had an active warrant for a
probation violation and he was later arrested in the Hilltop.
Jimmy Kimmel Lives Hat to return to air tonight, but
viewers in thirty US markets, including Columbus will not be

(24:24):
able to tune in as usual. Walt Disney Company did
announce that Kimmel would be back on the air after
a brief suspension meant to ease tensions after Kimmel's remarks
asserting that Maga killed conservative activist Charlie Kirk. However, Sinclair
Broadcast Group, the nation's largest owner of ABC affiliates, has
no plans to bring the show back yet. Sinclair owns

(24:45):
our local affiliate, ABC six. Company says it will continue
to air news programming in the Kimmel timeslot until it
has thoughtful conversations with the network about the standards expected
of a national broadcast platform. Now, there's a local group
here called an Indivisible Central Ohio that is planning a
protest outside WSYX ABC six from two thirty to three

(25:08):
thirty this afternoon. Well, a routine bag check at Tampa
International last week took a turn after customs agents found
a human skull in a Duffel bag. The traveler declared
ten cigars. That was all the sky declared, but they
decided let us check things out. They found prohibited plants
way more than ten cigars. Duffel bag wrapped in foil

(25:32):
containing human remains, including a human skull. The passenger said
the remains were going to be used for rituals. Because
of the health risks associated with these remains, they were
seized and destroyed. No word yet on charges that I.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
Beg your finest fart.

Speaker 1 (25:55):
Yeah, I don't know rituals.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
I did not.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
What kind of rituals do you speak of, sir, to
just come out and openly admit that, yeah, rituals, because
I can't think of one ritual in any of the
movies I've seen where if there's a human skull involved,
it's like, oh, we want a flourishing forest of flowers.

(26:26):
That's not the rituals you do with a human skull.

Speaker 3 (26:29):
Yes, I'm just saying that feel like a voodoo situation.

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm in. I'm bringing in this human skull.
So my sugar cookies turn out the best sugar cookies ever.

Speaker 3 (26:43):
Where was he headed, I don't know, New Orleans, man, Yeah,
it was in Tampa. But yeah, it wasn't like we're
going to do a ritual for world peace.

Speaker 4 (26:53):
Yeah, no, that's not what you do with human skulls.

Speaker 3 (26:55):
I think, so all right, that's it for me.

Speaker 4 (27:00):
Seems like every couple of weeks we come across another
one of these stories and just makes shake your head.
I understand that, yes, the dictionary of names has expanded.
It's not just Jack, John, Bob, and Harry anymore, but
there's still a lot that goes into a name, and

(27:22):
it can be very stressful trying to find the right
name for your child. You want to make sure you
pick the right name. People get inspiration from all over
the place, and that's where we start with this story
where a woman has gone to social media because she
is looking for advice on how to speak to her
brother in law. I'm sorry, her brother and her sister
in law because they're getting ready to have a baby.

(27:43):
And at family dinner this past weekend, the twenty nine
year old brother and the twenty seven year old sister
in law decided to share the name of their upcoming baby.
And this man got inspiration while he was sitting out
back in his backyard smoking some meat and claims he
will be naming his son Brisket.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Okay, come on, come on, and you can't even shorten
it to brisk because then that's gross.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
Yeah, that's just what Jewish people do when they give
him the old snip snip. That's the ceremony for the
old snip snip. Yeah. He argued that he doesn't want
all these boring names that people have nowadays, and so
he wants to name his some brisket, and in fact

(28:37):
got a little upset when he was questioned, why do
you want to name your son brisket? He said, it's strong,
masculine and unforgettable. Okay, don't do it. Don't name your
son brisket.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
Good thing. You wouldn't make a hamburger, yeah, bart burger.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
Or well, although you could go with Chuck, Chuck would
be a bad name, could go? I mean I had
uncle Chuck and Charles called middle named roast. You know. Uh,
here's the thing. I looking into this a little bit more.
I found out that there are certain names where it
is actually illegal. It is banned in the United States

(29:20):
to name your son or daughter a few of these names,
because someone, I guess most recently or very recently, tried
to name their child one zero six nine. They wanted
to use the numbers one zero six nine, and then
once they were told no, they said, well what if
we spell it out O N E Z E R

(29:42):
O and They're like, no, you can't do that.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
But didn't Elon name his kids some numbers?

Speaker 4 (29:47):
Yes, and that was okay, Yes, but I don't think
his son was named here in the United States. Oh okay,
So these are names that are legal in the US. King, Queen,
Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, Majesty, Adolf Hitler, Messiah, the what's

(30:12):
it called amber Sants? Isn't that the the A with
the circle the abrasants? You can't name your son with
a circle?

Speaker 2 (30:19):
Oh you mean the AT sign signs?

Speaker 6 (30:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (30:25):
The and this is the at I'm sorry, not, yes,
you can't. This is on the list you cannot name
your child ntella. That is actually on the list of
band names one zero, six nine and then I'm assuming
they're going for three. But the Roman numeral food. It's

(30:45):
like I I I yeah, So if by some chance
any of those were on your list, you are not
allowed to do so.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
Majesty is interesting. I didn't think that would.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Be I guess close enough to king and queen like royalty,
And yeah, I knew, I knew.

Speaker 3 (31:08):
Why do you care if I named my kid king?

Speaker 4 (31:10):
Why?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
Why is that?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I don't get that. I know who cares?

Speaker 2 (31:14):
Because it's a title, I guess, I guess.

Speaker 4 (31:17):
Yeah, Well you know siln the president, my son president
been around there. Why couldn't you name him president? That
seems a bit odd. Yeah, and why is Nutella the
only brand that's on there?

Speaker 6 (31:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:33):
I bet you're not allowed to name your kid like
of Instagram? Oh, like a company name like.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
A challenge And I suppose, But what about the naming Budweiser?

Speaker 8 (31:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (31:48):
Are you just not allowed to name why? Nutella?

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Did you tell me what I must have made? Made
that roller or something?

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (31:56):
Okay, I have a good name for a boy. Crash.
That's a pretty good that's.

Speaker 4 (32:00):
Not a bad name. I used to work with the guy.
His name was Crash. It was his nickname. I really
actually crashed the company vehicle, so called crash. The only
crash I knew was bandicoot. That's true. Uh, Carrie Texan said,
Gene Simmons is going to auction off the rights to
name your kids. Kiss? Oh forgot, I can see that. Kiss.

(32:20):
Army tries to make money off of every there, kase
he could, he will. Yeah, let's see here. Oh, Jessica
says she works with someone named queen.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (32:35):
Yeah, if I named my son Brisket, then the daughter
is going to be named baby back. Yep. I think
that's that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Let's see, Uhine says, I'm naming my son chipplehoy, give
him the first.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
Name ship in the middle name Ahoy. I think that's
a genius. I would love to hear if you know
someone with a really unique name out there eight hundred
one that.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
He was a football player named intelligent quotient.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Yes, yeah, they got they got some unique ones out
there for sure.

Speaker 7 (33:12):
You know.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
We come in here every morning, and uh, at least
for me one goal. I hope I can maybe lighten
up your morning, get you to laugh a time or
two as you're getting ready to start your day. But
also we're here to inform and help and maybe even
possibly save a life or two. And that's what I
want to do for you right now. Tell you how

(33:33):
many smoke alarms do you have in your house?

Speaker 1 (33:38):
Two?

Speaker 4 (33:40):
Two?

Speaker 6 (33:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Think how many smoke alarms are got in your house?

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Eight eight?

Speaker 2 (33:44):
And their combo smoke and carbon diarmage.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
Okay, well, think you are much closer to uh where
you should be, thank exactly where I should.

Speaker 3 (33:56):
We might have one in the basement. It may be three,
but for sure too still not enough one per.

Speaker 4 (34:02):
Floor, Yeah, definitely not enough. In fact, just so you know,
depending on your home's layout, you need a minimum of five,
and most experts are saying upwards of ten. So you
got to get on that. In fact, I remember I
was at an event some last year. We were doing

(34:24):
an event and the fire department was there and they
were doing like free smoke alarms, and literally when you
walked up, they gave you a bag of smoke alarms,
they gave you like eight smoke alarms. Because yes, you're
supposed to have more. Acording to the National Fire Protection
Association and the United States Fire Administration, smoke alarm needs
to be in each of these areas of your home,

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inside each bedroom, outside each sleeping area, one on every level, basements,
and finished addicts included.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Okay, all right, no, no, please continue.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Well, I mean, how terrible are these smoke alarms that
you need fifty of them in your house?

Speaker 4 (35:07):
I mean they're saying if you live in a touristor
at two or three story home, especially with three bedrooms,
you need one of the basement, one of the first floor,
one fre each bedroom.

Speaker 3 (35:17):
It feels like we should be working on this technology,
like I'm more sensitive.

Speaker 5 (35:22):
See.

Speaker 4 (35:22):
But here's the problem. I don't want a more sensitive
smoke alarm because I guarantee you, I can promise you
at least three days a week. At some point during
cooking dinner, I'm standing there with a towel. Well that's
because you know, if I'm cooking a steak, I'm getting
a nice seer, I'm cooking on that hot there and

(35:43):
skill it, I'm melting that butter. You know, there's some
smoke going on. So I don't know if I want
a more sensitive smoke alarm. I do want to smoke
alarm with a longer lasting battery. That's what I want.

Speaker 6 (35:57):
Okay, So it was five years ago, Yeah, twenty twenty.
It was prime day and I got an eight pack
of the smoke alarms. That's why you know I placed
everything in the home.

Speaker 4 (36:09):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (36:09):
They come with a ten year battery.

Speaker 4 (36:12):
Yeh see, so you.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Just replace them after you just replace them all in
ten years.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
That's how That's how every smoke alarm should be. Here's
the other problem too, because if you've got eight to
ten smoke alarms in your house, trying to hunt down
the one that's beeping. Oh oh man, I for sure
him taking a baseball bat to a smoke alarm or two.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
I hate the interval with those particular ones. I hate
the interval. Why do you have Why can't it just
keep beeping? Why why does it just have to beep
one time and then not beep again for five Yes?

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Stop and wait, yes, and then you hear the upstairs.
I got to wait.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
Yeah, if you only have one per floor, you've got limited.

Speaker 4 (36:54):
You do have a valid point there, You do have
a valid point. So I just know you should probably
install at least one or more two, one or two
more smoke alarms in your home, just your family's safety,
just letting you know. Over the weekend, I was reminded

(37:16):
of a story. It's probably go with my sister. And
in my father's older age, like a lot of people,
he needed he when we would go places, if it
required a lot of walking, he would use one of
the motorized carts that they would have in one of
his chairs. And so there's a mall north of Detroit,

(37:38):
and it's a fairly large mall. It's all one floor
and it's just a giant oval. It's one mile all
the way around this mall, and because it's one floor,
and because it's an oval, there are stores on both sides.
You know, as you're walking around this oval, you've got

(37:59):
stores on both sides. And so we had gone there
for some reason, I can't remember exactly why. We were
doing some shopping, and my dad got the chair as
he's rolling around the mall and we're stopping in the stores,
and my mom had gone into one of the stores.
So we were in the center of the walkway where
they put those massage chairs or the little kiosks or

(38:20):
whatever up and down the mall walking area, and so
I was sitting on the edge of a garbage can
that they had there, and my dad was facing sideways
in the motor chair, meaning basically he was facing the
entrance to a store, you know, the angled the long way,
and I had my feet up on the side of

(38:42):
the motorized wheelchair there and we're just sitting there. I'm
looking people watching whatever, and all of a sudden, my
feet kick out from underneath me and my dad goes
zooming across the walkway into the store and he hits
a clothing rack.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
Oh my gosh, And I was just like whoa.

Speaker 4 (39:04):
And before I can say anything, my dad looks to
his left, he looks to his right, and you hear,
and he comes. He comes straight backwards, right back to
his starting point where.

Speaker 2 (39:19):
He was, And I go, what the hell was that?

Speaker 4 (39:24):
He goes, I fell asleep. He fell asleep and leaned
forward and hit the thumb accelerator and took off into
the store in the clothing rack. And here's the thing.
It wasn't one of like the tables with the folding clothes.
It was one of the round ones. So he drove
halfway into the clothes like he went into the rack.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
Just just an old man.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
And thankfully no one was walking by because he had
straight up hit him or run over him with the
motorized wheelchair. Anytime I think about my dad's just taking
off in that wheelchair, can't help but to laugh. So
I want to know eight hundred eighty one ninety ninety
seven L And I want I want this to get

(40:11):
too dark. But sometimes old people do funny things. So
what what happened? What was funny?

Speaker 5 (40:18):
What?

Speaker 4 (40:18):
Your parents, your your parents, your grandparents, the old person?
Funny story? What do they do? Can you? Can you
think of something Colng.

Speaker 3 (40:25):
My mom and I went to Lazarus, which was Macy's
before Macy's. Okay, Lazarus, and we walk into Lazra's. I'm like,
I want to play tennis. So my mom and I
walk up to the big wall of tennis rackets at
Lazare's and she picks one up to look at it

(40:45):
pulls one off the wall. The entire I am talking
three hundred tennis rackets crashing down. She was so stunned.
They were like bouncing off her head like we were.
I mean, we were both like, so we looked around,
there's nobody in the department, and we're like, beat it

(41:06):
as fast as we could out of there. Yes, we left.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
So was it? It was a wall.

Speaker 2 (41:13):
It was a wall, and they were.

Speaker 3 (41:14):
Like pegs, like they were like hanging out. Yeah, like pegs,
sort of like you was a tool, right, Yeah. And
the whole thing came crashing down.

Speaker 4 (41:25):
No physical injury, none, Go ahead, a blitz. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 8 (41:31):
It's shut him?

Speaker 9 (41:32):
It's Adam, goose, Adam.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
What's going on? Man? What do you have a funny
old person story? I do?

Speaker 3 (41:39):
I do.

Speaker 11 (41:40):
So my grandpa who passed away last year. We was
all around the kitchen table at Christmas one year, and
my little cousin, I say little cousin, but he's like
twenty five, was messing with my grandpa's muggloader and uh
my grandma looked.

Speaker 9 (41:57):
Over and she's like, oh, Jake, you better take that
thing outside.

Speaker 11 (41:59):
And my grandpa was like, it's not loaded.

Speaker 8 (42:01):
I know my guns.

Speaker 11 (42:03):
And he's like, come on, boys, we'll go outside just
in case. And he holds it up in the air
and he he looks back and he says see and
he pulls the trigger and it goes off o the
house and he's like, here, you're a fella.

Speaker 7 (42:15):
Take this.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Oh yeah, that's a lucky one. I'm glad, glad he did.
He pulled the trigger in the house, that would have
been Yeah, it was.

Speaker 11 (42:28):
It was like instant boom to look on his face
like because he had never been in trouble before.

Speaker 6 (42:33):
Right.

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Oh, well, thank you so much to cough him. I
hope you have a great day.

Speaker 9 (42:39):
You too, brother, appreciate.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Vivian texted and she said grandma's having radiation treatments for
her cancer. She got into my escort. The automatic seat
belt caught her wig and she was laughing so hard.

Speaker 4 (42:49):
Shepeat herself, Yes, those automatic seat belt you gotta be careful.
What's in the way of that automatic seat belt? Ye
will scalp you for sure. Eight hundred eight two one
ninety nine seven. Oh, what's a what's a funny old
person story?

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Because my mom went to we went to Arby's and
she ordered a big mac.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Was like, no, I don't I remember that story.

Speaker 3 (43:18):
It goes, oh, man, this is Arby's. She's like, oh okay,
in other words, oh yeah this.

Speaker 4 (43:25):
Year did it click after that?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
Which she was like, But then we always joke about
her going okay, well I'll take a quarter pounder.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
Then no, you're right, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (43:34):
Eight ninety nine seven. Oh you got a funny old
person's story? I would love to hear. It's seven of
the Blitz. All right, we're just talking old people funny stories,
because you know, sometimes old people do funny things and
we want to hear about it. Casey's on the phone, Casey,
good morning. How are you.

Speaker 10 (43:54):
I'm good?

Speaker 9 (43:55):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Excellent? Thank you? What what's your old person funny story?

Speaker 10 (44:00):
Okay, so my grandma she's like, really sheolp heard growing
up like we used to be able to just talk
about whatever in front of her and she really wouldn't
even know. So one day me and my cousins were
talking about orgies, right, and she keeps walking over at
us and give us a sidey and we're like, oh
my gosh, I think Mama might know what we're talking about.
And she's like, you guys are gonna get in a

(44:20):
lot of trouble messing with those I said, what do
you do You even know what we're talking about? She said, yeah,
he goes, I'm not stupid. The thing that you put
your hands on the board and you talked to ghost.
I mean that's an a wiki board and not an orgy.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Woman, that's a good IMU Mama what an orgy was? Yeah? No,
I'm glad. I'm glad she thought it was what it was,
because if not, I'd have some real questions for Grandma.
For sure.

Speaker 10 (44:46):
Is awful.

Speaker 4 (44:50):
Oh so you went on to explain it anyways?

Speaker 1 (44:52):
Well, yeah, she wanted to know.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Oh yeah, and I wants to know.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
You gotta tell her. I appreciate, well what you think
when you talk what it was?

Speaker 10 (45:01):
She thought I was discussed.

Speaker 4 (45:02):
Okay, oh okay, oh well it's better than her coming
back and go, oh yeah, we used to call that
a puddle jump back in the day. Yeah, I know
exactly what you're talking about. Hey, Casey, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Call.

Speaker 4 (45:16):
Have a great day. Uh, Sierra, what's going on, Sierra? Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:21):
I got a funny story for you.

Speaker 4 (45:23):
Absolutely what old person did a funny thing?

Speaker 8 (45:27):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (45:27):
My grandmother. So she was a proper lady, like an
absolute saint. Never drank, never cussed, never did nothing wrong. Well,
she had dementia and it kind of changed her. She
was sitting in her chair and I kept hearing Pony
by genu Wine playing who oh Yeah. I got really curious.
I snuck up behind her and she was on Facebook

(45:50):
shorts and there was a ripped dude, I mean, muscled everywhere,
no shirt, cowboy hat, asslesh chat, dancing seduct and I'm like, Grainy,
what the hell are you doing? She was, Oh, I
was just scrolling on. I don't know how that got there.
She hurried up and like threw the tablet down. Well,
after some teasing, she told me, well, it's not like

(46:11):
I haven't seen one.

Speaker 4 (46:12):
Of those before, you know what, actually see her. I'm
really glad you called because tell Nana. She still owes
me nine to ninety nine for that month's subscription. I
knew someone was watching my videos without permission, so.

Speaker 5 (46:29):
But she she thoroughly was enjoying the video until I said,
that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (46:36):
Let Nana dor thing hey man, Yeah, throwing the tablet
like she was a twelve.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
Right, I didn't see anything.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
I say. Good for her.

Speaker 6 (46:45):
Yeah, I noticed this too though a lot of people,
they get older, they get dirtier.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
Oh yeah, absolutely absolutely. Herbies is running rampant through uhha
through uh A nursing Jimmy Buffett's uh what's just Margaritaville
down A, Florida.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
Yeah, it's crazy what goes on in those places.

Speaker 4 (47:04):
Seeah, thank you so much for the call. I'll be
have a great one. Bli tahi. Who's this? Hi? This
is George, George. What's an old person? Funny story? Well,
I was at my.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
First job ever, this retail, and uh I looked over
and I see my shift's lead walking over to an
older woman, and I mean, like the most trail old
woman I've ever seen in my life, you know, like
tennis balls on the walker and she's over in the
makeup area and then she see her in my lead

(47:35):
walk away, and then a couple of minutes later I
see her like hat like jogging to the office, and
then I hear tackling just I asked her later, what
will will happen? And she said she went over to
ask her, uh if she could help her with anything.
I guess the older woman said no, But I got
to see like an mfor at that point, my Lee

(48:01):
just lost her mind, like the most innocent voice.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
There was a tiny, little old person, yeah, boy saying
that would be so funny.

Speaker 2 (48:11):
So she she just lost her mind.

Speaker 9 (48:14):
She was like cry laughing.

Speaker 4 (48:15):
When you gotta go, you gotta go right, and yeah,
sometimes you have to be a bit more descriptive and
use the correct adjectives when you really got to go.
So I totally get it. Thanks so much for the call, man. Yep.
Text of rolling in You got one over there, thick.

Speaker 6 (48:31):
It's just heading to a restaurant. Pulled up to a
red light. From back seat, Grandma says, run the damn light.
I'll pay the ticket.

Speaker 3 (48:39):
Lots of woman lived some life.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Absolutely nothing wrong with that, she said.

Speaker 3 (48:43):
You had a story about your grandma.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I it was just this long time ago. She was
doing all the sheets from the beds.

Speaker 6 (48:50):
Yeah, and so she was hanging them outside on a
clothes line, and she stumbled into one clothes line and
that's set off like a domino thing. They all went,
I've never heard that woman cuss like that in my
entire life. All those clean sheets.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Were now down on the ground, and she was furious.
She went down with them.

Speaker 6 (49:11):
She fell into the clothesline, took down everywhere. Man, I
heard sob and everything from my grandmother.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
I was like, Wow, that's my grandma, right, grandma, b Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 8 (49:26):
Hey, good morning, it's Quintin. Now you guys do it
good Quinton.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
You got an old person funny story.

Speaker 8 (49:31):
Oh, you guys gonna love this one. I worked at
a place so old no longer. They're on twenty three
South Old farm market. Man, I was probably thirteen fourteen
years old, just experimenting with marijuana back in the day. Okay,
it's nineteen eighty. That's what you did back in the day.

Speaker 4 (49:49):
Huh.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
We're well, we're we're working on the farm market of
picking strawberries, beans and everything. Walked up to the market
and then lots one of the guys that works there,
he's eighty five years old, drives this old beat down
uh station wagon and he comes walking into right in
the middle of the front counter neath those about seven big,

(50:13):
huge marijuana plants with buzz on him, and he says,
I don't know what these are, but they're everywhere. I mean,
find out that with the owner's plants that he had.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Oh no, and so did you. Did you happen just
to sneak off a little bit for yourself?

Speaker 8 (50:37):
Well imagine what happened, you know, that's what exactly what?

Speaker 4 (50:41):
Yeah, I ain't got to tell you.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
Of course I'll remove all this for you.

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Yeah, exactly, I'll take care of it. You don't worry
about it. I will get this cleaned up.

Speaker 2 (50:50):
Yeah, it look great.

Speaker 8 (50:51):
It was just funny because to see him that old
bring in plants and he says, and it's just everywhere.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
Yeah, hey, you don't know, you know, I appreciate its backyard.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
Thank you so much for the call. I have a
great one. Ninety ninety seven. No, you got an old person,
funny star. I we'd love to hear it. Nine nine
seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 7 (51:12):
Now right, the three.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Things you need to know before you go up in
Cleveland yesterday afternoon, a special duty deputy with the Sheriff's
Department was working security for a road crew and he
had to use the porta potty. While he was in there,
a small group of young people reportedly tipped it over.
Oh no, he says. When he climbed out, he saw

(51:34):
one of the young men pulling a gun out of
his waistband, so the officer fired his gun. The group
took off running, and then later one of the young
people linked to the incident showed up at the hospital
with a non life threatening gunshot wound. This kid has
not yet been charged. Amazon is on trial for allegedly
tricking millions of customers into enrolling in its prime subscription

(51:58):
service and then making it very difficult to cancel. Federal
Trade Commission sued Amazon back in twenty twenty three, claiming
that it was using a manipulative interface designs to get
people to paying for that one hundred and thirty nine
dollars a year service without being able to cancel. So
that trial has finally started in federal court this week.
It's expected to last about four weeks. This is an

(52:21):
interesting story. I don't know if it's got legs or not.
I'd really like to know what you guys think about it.
There's a man named Alex O'Keeffe, he wrote on season
one of the show The Bear. He has posted on
social media that he was detained by police and forced
to get off a train in the Bronx when an
elderly white woman confronted him about the way he was
sitting now. O'Keefe, who is black, posted the confrontation with

(52:45):
Metro Transit Authority police on his Instagram story. The incident
happened last week in the Bronx. Police called on a
report of a disorderly passenger. Apparently what happened was this
woman in question got onto the train and asked o'keef
to take his feet off one of two seats he
was occupying. Now I apparently was sitting in one had

(53:06):
his feet up on another seat. He refused, so the
woman complained to the conductor, and the conductor called police
to deal with the situation and asked him to get
off the train catch the next one. He refused. Police
said you need to get off the train. He said
absolutely not, what am I doing wrong? So police handcuffed

(53:27):
him escorted him off. He was not arrested, just taken
off the train. Now o'keef claims he was only taken
off the train in handcuffed because he's black and there
is body footed camera. Body camera footage to the incident
has not been released, but according to rules of conduct
stated on the MTA website, writers can be fined for

(53:48):
occupying more than one seat. You're not allowed to lie
down and you're not allowed to put your feet up
on another seat, so you couldn't. You can be violated.

Speaker 6 (53:57):
You get a.

Speaker 3 (53:58):
Violation for that. But yeah, it is interesting. I don't
know what's going to come of this. I don't know
if the train was full and the woman needed a
place to sit.

Speaker 4 (54:08):
Yeah, I do know. I mean ridden those subways many, many,
many times, and there they're pretty not strict, but they
they take their subway seats pretty seriously.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
And so when it says like guidelines on the MTA website,
does that mean law or does that just mean hey,
don't be a dick and take up two seats, like,
because yeah, you're being a real jerk if you're doing that. Yeah,
and people really don't stand for that kind of stuff, right, So, yeah,
to keep your feet up and refuse to put your

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feet down on a second seat, it.

Speaker 3 (54:43):
Seems like a weird hill to die on.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Yes, it does.

Speaker 3 (54:46):
Just take your feet off the seat, very not difficult,
but he claims it's because he's black, that they were
making a big deal of it. So I don't know,
and I'm sure we'll get the body cam at some point.

Speaker 4 (54:54):
The only thing I can think of is if there
were many, many other seats available.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
Right, then who's the jerkman?

Speaker 5 (55:01):
Would?

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Right? Why would you want this person to take their
feet down?

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (55:05):
Yeah, so I will have to see. I guess it
could be something, but I thought it was, you know,
an interesting, an interesting story. Nonetheless, those are your three things.

Speaker 4 (55:16):
How many times have you done something and you just
don't really remember doing it, or you just you kind
of know what to do muscle memory Wise, researchers have
found that nearly ninety percent of daily actions are performed automatically.

(55:37):
That's how much we have gotten into just a routine
that it's it's just done automatically. About two thirds of
behavior are triggered by habit rather than conscious choice.

Speaker 2 (55:53):
Oh we are creatures a habit?

Speaker 7 (55:55):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:55):
Oh yeah about it?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
To us degree, they have lost of how many times
that it's just you do this and then yeah, and
I've joked about it before, where if something kind of
changes in my morning routine from like alarm going off
to stepping into the studio, if something is different in that,

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you know, hour it it could kind of change the
day a little bit, makes it makes it feel a
little a little weird.

Speaker 3 (56:27):
It does I think that I do the exact same
thing every single day Monday through Friday. The exact same
thing every day in my schedule, does not?

Speaker 6 (56:40):
Yeah, yeah, how many times have you been driving and
you're going somewhere but it's a regular route that you
take somewhere else and you accidentally go where you normally
go instead of where you.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
Meant to go?

Speaker 4 (56:54):
Yes, I tell you how many times I've meant to
go to like the store or something on Hilliard Rome Road,
but I turn on Dublin because that's my normal drive home. Well, yeah,
I'm normal drive home. But if that changes, so instead
of going up to Dublin and then Roberts and have
to come back down Hilliard Rome Road, I mean to

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go straight across and I always make the turn of
Dublin always.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
And then I'm like, have you ever this has happened
to me? Two times in my life as an adult
that I have basically been behind the wheel and I
all of a sudden am conscious again. I've been in
a daydream or something, and I don't know where I am.
I don't know I have my bearings are completely gone.

(57:41):
Oh wow, and I'm like, where am I? One time
I was going to work and I blew past my
job and just kept driving. And by the time I
sort of realized and came out of my daydream, I
did not know where I was. I looked around and
nothing looked familiar. That's happened to me two times in
my life.

Speaker 4 (58:00):
It's crazy.

Speaker 3 (58:00):
It was very unsettling.

Speaker 4 (58:03):
I definitely have gotten gotten too within, you know, a
block or two of where I was going, and really
had a hard time remembering the drive itself. Yeah, oh yeah,
because you just kind of, like I said, muscle memory,
you know where you're going, you zone out. Scientists tracked
one hundred and five people for about a week and

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discovered that about nine out of ten daily actions happen
automatically without conscious thought whatsoever, which is a little scary
to think about.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
We're programmed.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
You can just go about your life and and really
just that's just the way it is, and we program ourselves.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Yeah, exactly, it's not even just about you know, I
don't think muscle memory.

Speaker 6 (58:52):
Look at what we consume. You're a diet coke guy.
You don't have a reach for anything.

Speaker 2 (58:57):
Else, do you?

Speaker 5 (58:58):
No?

Speaker 2 (58:58):
No, really, you're always going to reach. You've programmed yourself.
You don't try new thing. You know, you're not trying
a different soda. Let me try this soda. No, you're
gonna get it. We program ourselves throughout our lives.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Now, there is one thing they said that takes a
little more effort, which is which is actually pretty frustrating
now that I think about it, because the one thing
that even though can be habitual and you can get
into the habit of doing it, it still needs a
little more conscious effort and guidance. Which it would be

(59:30):
so nice if this was just automatic is exercise. Exercise
is the one thing they found that yes, you can,
it can become habitual if that's what you love to do,
But it definitely takes conscious guidance once you get started,
and it takes conscious effort to actually go or get

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you know, get going. When you want to work out.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I will say that I have never been daydreaming and
woke up in the like I was somewhere else, and
then I woke up accidentally having gone to the gym.
That never happened.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
That's what I'm saying. That should be the one thing
that should be programmed and automatic.

Speaker 6 (01:00:10):
Right, and then you just go yeah, because I got
workout equipment at home and in you know, in colder months,
throughout winter especially, I am on it every day, the treadmill,
the weight bench, all that every day, every afternoon, right
around three o'clock.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
And if I it's it's just in my brain, it's like, oh,
I have to go do that. I got to get
done with this. I got to get done with that
so that I.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Can go and I wish I was programmed that way well,
But then once we get into the nicer weather and
I start doing yard working stuff, some of that replaces
my workout and then I've totally lost that in my
mind of going into you know, and to use the
workout equipment.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
It's upsetting how easy that that habit is to break
because I've been in I've been in in gym mode before,
where you know, it's a good five six seven months
going yeah, and then something happens, or you get busy,
you're like, oh, I'll go tomorrow. And if you God forbid,
you missed two days in a row, Oh yeah, game over. Yeah,
I can break your whole thing.

Speaker 2 (01:01:09):
And it's amazing how bad you start to feel so fast,
so frustrating.

Speaker 4 (01:01:15):
Anyways, So I just know that there is a very
good chance that nine out of ten things that you
do today are just gonna be automatic. It's just gonna
be muscle memory. It's you know, it's it's not gonna
be anything that you consciously attempt to do. Just just
a robot here, a robot in a meat suit. That's

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all there is to it. Just accept it.

Speaker 7 (01:01:41):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 4 (01:01:48):
I don't know how many times we have to put
this PSA out there to help the criminals, but I'll
do it yet again. Stick to one like crime at
a time. That's where you always mess up. You try
and do too much. You're doing too much, as the
kids say. A sixty year old Dutchman was arrested early

(01:02:13):
Sunday morning in Thailand as he was seen dragging an
ATM machine by a thie line a toe rope if
you will, down the road.

Speaker 6 (01:02:28):
Jeez.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
It was reported that he went to the Siam Commercial
Bank and went to load the ATM into his pickup truck,
but he couldn't get the ATM into the pickup truck itself.
Let me backtrack. In fact, first, it was reported that
he was trying to smash the ATM. This is where
the problem comes in. He was trying to smash the

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ATM to obviously gather what was inside. However, that didn't work,
so he then decided to take the strap attached to
his Mazda BT fifty pickup truck. I don't even know
what the Masda BT fifty pickup truck is and strapping
around the ATM where he then took off at two

(01:03:12):
oh five in the morning. And uh, yeah, it didn't
work out. All I can think of is I think
it was the fifth Fast and Furious movie where they're
dragging the bank safe down the road, taking corners and
it's smashing into things.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
I mean, it's just a mid sized truck. He definitely
ripped his bumper off.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
I can tell you that that's a nice looking truck.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
Well, he was identified. He was arrested there was damage
to not only other cars, but personal property and city
property as well, because well you've got this ATM machine
flailing around behind your pickup truck. But kudos to the
ATM company because it still didn't break open and nothing

(01:03:55):
was taken out of the ATM machine itself, So good. Undone.
Speaking of money, I'm getting into the pharmacy business. That's
all there is to it. Because in Big Business news,
if you didn't hear, Pfizer just agreed to pay forty
seven dollars and fifty seven cents in cash for each
share of drug maker must met Sura with's Midsura. Now

(01:04:21):
here's the thing. Midsura doesn't have any products on the market.
They're still collecting four point five I'm sorry, four point
nine billion dollars only for the products they have in

(01:04:42):
the pipeline that they're working on. They don't even have
anything right now.

Speaker 2 (01:04:46):
They must have some great patents.

Speaker 4 (01:04:47):
Then, well, here's the deal. So Pfiser apparently gave up
on their weight loss drug on their wagov on there.
What's the other one, yeah, the other one, Yeah, Pfizer
gave up on theirs. So apparently Matzirah is working one.

(01:05:08):
Thank you, uh Metzarah is working on some of these things,
some of these oral and injectable treatments for weight loss.
So Pfizer decided to step up. Said, you know what
that's worth. It's about four point nine billion dollars and
it very well could be because Eli Lilly and companies

(01:05:31):
zep bound they generated five point seven billion dollars in
sales in the first half of the year for GOVI
and Novo.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
I mean the money's there.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
Holy moly, that's a big business.

Speaker 10 (01:05:45):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:05:46):
It makes me think should we buy stock and Pfizer, Well,
it's twenty four bucks a share right now.

Speaker 4 (01:05:51):
Hey, I'm sorry, but I have to find I don't
care what your stance is, but I find this laughable
because there were plenty of people that were attagging Pfizer. Oh,
I'd say about two or three years ago. I had
nothing to do with pviisor but you give me instant
weight loss. Now we're talking.

Speaker 3 (01:06:08):
I'll inject anything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Right if I don't have to work out and I
can eat whatever I want and lose weight. I'm ejected.

Speaker 3 (01:06:15):
That's what they should have done. They should have marketed
the COVID vaccine as a weight loss match like I
don't know how to solve COVID, but here's something for
weight loss.

Speaker 4 (01:06:24):
Why everyone would have jumped on board one hundred.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:29):
Now here's the thing again, no timeline on when any
of this might become available, but yeah, they are, they
are now. Visor is now got their hands on a
couple of patents, a couple of products that might join
the lines of Ozembic and MGOVI.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
So hot investment ship.

Speaker 4 (01:06:46):
That as you're not so breaking news, fingers crossed for
you that you have a trip coming up in your future,
like I always something to look forward to, which is
all nice, But here's my question. Are you going someplace
new or are you more of a repeat traveler? Excuse me,

(01:07:11):
because they have found that repeat traveling has become kind
of even bigger than what it was, and I'm kind
of on the fence about it in terms of going
back somewhere that you've been multiple times. Would you can

(01:07:34):
see yourself a repeat traveler?

Speaker 3 (01:07:37):
Kelly, We've repeated a trip one time. We went to
Sedona one year and the very next year tech came
time for vacation. We wanted to go back. We loved
it there. We're like this, it's the greatest. It hits
all our you know, the things that we want to
do in a vacation. We want to hike, we want
to be out in nature. It's got a lot of

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like Native America and stuff going on there. H it
was a great trip. So we went back. Okay, we
would go back again.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
The number is upwards of close to seventy percent enjoy
repeat visits.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Well, I think if you find a place that you love,
you know, and it's like you get familiar with it,
especially if you're going the same time every year, and
then you meet other vacations the same time every year, and.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
Now there's stuff you didn't get to do. You want
to go back and try this and this and this.

Speaker 4 (01:08:31):
Now, for me, it depends on where you're going, because
if you're going to the same RV camp in the
same small area every single time, to me, that seems ridiculous.
Now I've been to New York. I've lost track it's
how many times. But that's a place you can always

(01:08:51):
discover something new or like as a theater fan, if
I'm going to see a show every season, there are
new shows to see on Broadway, things like that. So
for a place like that, that changes. That seems like
an okay place to repeat travel. But if you're just
going to.

Speaker 6 (01:09:11):
Campsite, right, but at the same time, you'll go have
that lake house vacation at the same house every year,
that's true, but that's because that's but that's about the
people and what you're doing and who you're with, and
it's that house that if we did that every year
at Indian Lake for years, I don't I don't consider.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
That like, right, it's not a destination.

Speaker 6 (01:09:35):
Yeah, that's just that's that's about the people and hanging
out and the party and you.

Speaker 4 (01:09:40):
But I wouldn't put that in the repeat travel category
because that's just part of life kind of. That's just
you know, the I'm very fortunate that my best friend
has a lake house like we can go to. But
when they come to like planning a vacation, oh I
would go to and a heartbeat you I love that
little island. Okay, would you do it more than twice?

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Probably think probably?

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Yeah, do it? I have no problem. We're eight hundred
and eighty one ninety nine to seven. Oh, where do
you like to repeat travel? If you're a repeat traveler,
where is it that you go so Doug This is
a strange one to me. Great Wolf Lodge three years
in a row. Okay, that's not someplace I would go
three years in a row.

Speaker 3 (01:10:20):
I think too, there is a little bit of we
already know this is a great time, so why don't
we spend our money where we know we're going to
have a great time. I have a bucket list of
places I would love to see and I would love
to travel to, so those I hope to tick off
my list. But we know we love Sedona, and it's like,

(01:10:40):
why not just go back. We're going to have a
great time.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Anywhere you go new to risk. It is a bit
of a risk, and your money and your vacation.

Speaker 4 (01:10:49):
Time a little bit. Uh see it happened. I personally
have a degree. Lucy and says, I'm a firm believer
that travel broadens the mind, but revisiting narrows the mind
cause you're not seeing anything new, You're just going back
to the same I think it's a.

Speaker 3 (01:11:01):
Little bit of a stretch to say it narrows the mind,
but it does, like you're not expanding your horizons. I see,
I don't think it's narrowing anything.

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Okay, blas Hi, who's this, Katie, Judy, are you a
repeat traveler or do you prefer new places? It's Katie,
but Katie, I'm sorry.

Speaker 10 (01:11:21):
Yeah, I got Shangri lat and inaccessible every year.

Speaker 8 (01:11:24):
It's my only vacation I take and I go.

Speaker 5 (01:11:27):
Through that ut accessible every year.

Speaker 3 (01:11:29):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:11:29):
I could see that in the sense that the lineup
changes every year. So yeah, I could see why you
would why you would do that. How many years have
you been going?

Speaker 2 (01:11:42):
Well?

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
My second year, Oh tell you, this is the new plan.

Speaker 2 (01:11:47):
Okay, I got you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:48):
I got Katie.

Speaker 10 (01:11:50):
I even told my boss, like when I come back,
I'm back this time, just planning me being gone Labor
Day every year from now on.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
From now on, that's the plan. I get it. Well,
I have pre shiate call. Thanks so much, Katie. Cody
text in says, what about Sonic tumble Goose that's a
vacation weekend. I agree again, lineup changes every single year.
You got four days of new stuff going on for sure. Blitz. Hi,
who's this?

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
It's Plea Maya.

Speaker 4 (01:12:14):
Are you a repeat traveler?

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
I've been to Vega it's probably about five times the
past a year.

Speaker 9 (01:12:22):
So every other year I go to Vega.

Speaker 3 (01:12:24):
I like Vegan.

Speaker 2 (01:12:25):
See, there's a lot of people will go there constantly.

Speaker 4 (01:12:28):
Constantly, and I agree, that's one of those destinations though,
where there's always something new to check out and it
does kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
Change the Grand Canyon.

Speaker 4 (01:12:39):
Yes, yeah, there's lots of stuff to explore outside of
the actual strip, but the strip is constantly changing with
new shows, new hotels, all that kind of stuff. So
I can see that as a repeat destination for sure.
Thank you so much for the call.

Speaker 1 (01:12:52):
Blitz.

Speaker 4 (01:12:53):
Hi, who's this Trustan? Where do you repeat travel to
or are you a repeat traveler?

Speaker 8 (01:13:00):
I would say Myrtle Beach, I've been three times in
the past five years, but wouldn't in.

Speaker 9 (01:13:05):
Doubt the old reliable is going to Indian Lake.

Speaker 4 (01:13:07):
Yes it is, man will say. I will say my
first time Indian Lake this past summer. Really did enjoy it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:14):
Yeah, it's nice.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Definitely, definitely could see myself going back. A Creek's good,
but Indian Lakes better.

Speaker 5 (01:13:20):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:13:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:13:21):
The only thing is with Alum. You know there's no
lodging around Alum. They don't have houses. It's because it's
a it's a state park hall. The property they can't
They're not like you not build out camp though.

Speaker 2 (01:13:32):
Yeah they have a camp. Yeah, I definitely have camp camping,
but they don't got froggies or any of those. No,
there's no there's no bars you can pull up to
on your boat. I mean, like I said, Indian and
Bluck Eye, those are party.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Las man Adam says he goes on a lot of cruises, so.

Speaker 4 (01:13:46):
That's I can see that. I could see that being
totally something that you would do. Uh and you know,
do a cruise where you have a new experience.

Speaker 1 (01:13:56):
Different at different destinations.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
Right, yeah, agree, Right, Well, if you're a repeat traveler,
I mean enjoy, that's totally up to you. Happy Russiashana everybody,
Happy New Year. In case you didn't know, sundown last night.
Technically today the first day of Russiashana, the Jewish New Year,

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about the second high holiest day for Jewish people. Basically,
I grew up in a Jewish household. My family is
of Jewish descent. I gave up on the whole thing
when I was nine. I used to go to Hebrew School.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
So I would go when I was younger.

Speaker 4 (01:14:41):
I would do half the day regular and then half
the day in Hebrew School. And I was nine years old.
I told my mom, I am never going back to
that place.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
You're not speaking one more word of Hebrew.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
I was never bar mitzvad. I didn't do that. The
only about the most Jewish thing I did was I
did go to my summer camp. Was a Jewish summer
camp that I went to until the age of like
you know, seven to thirteen or whatever it was. So
in honor of Russia Shana, it is Tuesday, which means
we have a taste test Tuesday to get to and
come to find out. In case you didn't know, I

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love my I love all the members of the tribe.
But Jews are not known for the most delicious food
in the history of food.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
Except the brisket.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
We have it. We have a handful of things.

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
We have a handful of things.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
Brisket amazing, but also can be done very well with
Texas barbecue, corn, beef amazing, love bagels, bagels amazing, matzo ball,
soup amazing, potato potato lotas amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:15:45):
Never had any of this.

Speaker 4 (01:15:46):
But then you then you kind of fall off the
cliff after That's that's about it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Then we're getting into the fishes.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
That's and that's where we're at today. Oh boy, because
if you've never had felt the fish, no I never have.
It's a white fish.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
Is it salty?

Speaker 4 (01:16:06):
Yes, well it's it's salty because uh, you know, it's
interesting if you can buy fish off the shelf.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Preble H's.

Speaker 4 (01:16:20):
It's kind of it's a it's a white fish. But
I remember talking to my mom one time about Jewish
delicatess and Jewish food and I questioned her and I
was talking about, you know, durst food. This is the
best because how can it seems impossible to make fish soggy,
but somehow Jus had figured out how to do it.
I shouldn't be able to wring out my fish like

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a sponge at the sink.

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
Do you turn it into an oyster?

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
I mean, so I present to you can fill the fish?

Speaker 2 (01:16:50):
All right? Are to eat it? No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
No, you just eat it out of.

Speaker 3 (01:16:54):
The jar that looks like Rocky Mountain oysters.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
A little bit.

Speaker 4 (01:16:58):
I mean it's in it's in its own little shell
of like sauce or liquid of some sort.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
And it comes that way. What do you I mean
you just didn't just eat it like yeah, A lot
of people put it on crackers.

Speaker 3 (01:17:11):
Is this something you would put a shmear of on
a cracker?

Speaker 4 (01:17:15):
Kind of?

Speaker 5 (01:17:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
I haven't had to field the fish in thirty five years.
I think like the last family gathered.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
That to me is very telling. Oh and then and
the way you just backed.

Speaker 4 (01:17:28):
Off, I forgot about that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:35):
Go ahead, are you just taking a fork full?

Speaker 4 (01:17:38):
I'm gonna cut it up and put it on the
on the plate. It it's very Oh that's gelatinous anyway?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
Is that carrot with it? Or is that a fit?
I thought it was carrot.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
It's like a fish loaf, is what it is? Oh God,
so here you go, Kelly. It's like, like I said,
it's like a it's like a fish meat loaf.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
Okay, it doesn't smell terrible, that's true.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
That is exactly what it is, a fish meat loaf. Yeah, okay,
already my stomach doesn't feel great.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:16):
Yeah, That's what I'm concerned about, is how am I
going to feel this some.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
I haven't checked the text most people are texting, and
I want they're not like sardines. No, it's not like sardines.

Speaker 3 (01:18:27):
Oh my gosh, Oh I just got a big fat.

Speaker 1 (01:18:29):
Fucking with.

Speaker 4 (01:18:33):
I do I remember it's it's it's gonna be. It's
like meat loaf. It's spongy, you know, Yeah, it's kinda yeah, Okay,
to be dramatic.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
I'm good, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:43):
All right, Here we go felt the fish for Russia
Shana taste testoos that dump goose.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
Okay, yeah, that's not good. That's not good.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Yeah, no, yes, fish spam, that's exactly what it is. Spam.

Speaker 3 (01:18:59):
That is a good.

Speaker 2 (01:19:00):
Okay, you're insulting. You're insulting spam.

Speaker 3 (01:19:03):
Now do I have a chaser or anything? Are you
just leaving me to raw dog? This time?

Speaker 4 (01:19:09):
I did leave it a raw dog, and I'm sorry.
I'm drinking my water. Oh oh, my fellow Jews, I
don't know how you do it.

Speaker 3 (01:19:17):
Oh God, why.

Speaker 4 (01:19:19):
I don't know? That is like, but but Thick, you
are in luck because we have a very special double
taste test Tuesday to day.

Speaker 3 (01:19:31):
Okay, what are you trying to do to us?

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
Because I found out Thick, for some strange reason, has
never enjoyed the taste of Jepson's milort before. What is this?

Speaker 5 (01:19:47):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
This is the spirits, Yes, this is the spirits.

Speaker 3 (01:19:51):
No knowledge, he slipped it to me accidentally, I'm not
gonna force Kelly to drink. I want to drink some
you do.

Speaker 4 (01:20:04):
I am so excited you said that I gotta try it.
I am so excited. You said that it's a it's
a liqueur very famous in in Chicago that has since
kind of spread. It's uh, it's it's a it's a botanical.

Speaker 3 (01:20:22):
Botanical Okay, now, let me give you a little.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Let me give you a little. This is what people
say about malort. Uh Malart the North Korea of good decisions.
Malort what soap washes its mouth out with. Oh no,
mallort for when you feel like fighting your dad. Jepson's Malorate,

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the Champagne of pain.

Speaker 2 (01:20:56):
Wow, let's get this over with.

Speaker 3 (01:20:59):
I'm excited, are yes? Okay?

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
If you've never experienced alort before, A botanical liqueur available
at Stories now.

Speaker 2 (01:21:12):
Yeah, it doesn't smell bad.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Doesn't smell bad.

Speaker 3 (01:21:16):
I think it sells like medicine a little bit, but well,
most alcohol does.

Speaker 4 (01:21:20):
Jepson's Millard for the first time ever. Cheers to the
two of you. New Year.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
Yeah, not my style.

Speaker 1 (01:21:33):
You mix it with anything?

Speaker 2 (01:21:34):
No, nobody ever mixes it? No strong well, yeah, straight alcohol.
What's the proof?

Speaker 9 (01:21:39):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:21:39):
It's it's it's like twelve percent.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Oh that all?

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
Oh no, it's thirty never minds okay, so it's sixty proof. No, no, no,
thirty Oh yeah, seventy proof never mind, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Seven, it keeps rising.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
There's thirty five percent, it's double whatever, that is correct? Yes, yeah,
so where do seventy proof?

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
No, I will say this. Let me tell you this.
I am mind blown at both of you taking it
as well as you did. Most people do not take
shaking her head, you know, mallurid. Yeah, most people do
not take it that well.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
It's not I mean, it's not a good look cur.

Speaker 4 (01:22:16):
No, not at all.

Speaker 6 (01:22:17):
It's all a cur You can drink straight. Yeah, nose
has to be mixed with something to be worth.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
It, you know. No, you just take a No. I
can't believe how well you guys took that.

Speaker 3 (01:22:25):
That is rough though. I'm not gonna i'm that all day.

Speaker 2 (01:22:28):
Yeah, I mean it just yeah, it just tastes like
bad alcohol.

Speaker 4 (01:22:31):
That's the thing about malord. It just sits in the
back of your throat. It won't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Yeah, you tell us this afterward, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:22:37):
It's like my tongue absorbed it before it went down
my throat, hang it out.

Speaker 4 (01:22:40):
Yeah, that's exactly what happens. Well, a successful right, Tay.
I'm very proud of it.

Speaker 2 (01:22:48):
Was it because I can still taste that damn good man.
I need it. I needed but.

Speaker 1 (01:22:56):
To get rid of, rid of like a wasted right now, now,
listen the three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
On.

Speaker 3 (01:23:13):
Hey, I took one sip of my Lord and I am.

Speaker 4 (01:23:22):
The drug news.

Speaker 3 (01:23:25):
Let's see here. A high profile murder trial in France
started yesterday and it has gripped the nation, mainly because
there's nobody and there's no evidence. Thirty eight year old
Cedric Jubilar is on trial in the murder of his wife, Delphine.
She vanished in December twenty and despite five years of searching,

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police have found no trace of her body, no blood,
no evidence that a crime took place. According to friends,
family and acquaintances, delf was thinking about divorcing Cedric. There
was some reported drug use, some financial strain and infidelity.
This is all circumstantial evidence. On the night she disappeared,

(01:24:12):
he reported her missing. Authorities say they were suspicious of
Cedric fairly quickly, but could really never nail anything down
on this guy. They still charged him and they he's
in court now, really charged with murder with zero evidence.
They found nothing that directly ties him to the crime.

(01:24:34):
That's a little unsettling.

Speaker 4 (01:24:36):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Yeah, probably did it. Let's be honest, they're fighting. They
don't lie. She's going to divorce him. It's always the
spouse somebody's Yeah, and on somebody. It sounds like if
somebody were to commit a murder, it might be him.

Speaker 1 (01:24:53):
But you can't call someone just because.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
We don't have anyone else. So we're going to take
you in.

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Yeah, we I think it's you.

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
So I don't know. That's crazy. I want to know
more of what happened with this. I mean, how is
the case not just going to get thrown out today? Anything?

Speaker 10 (01:25:09):
You know?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Okay, you can throw a bunch of witnesses up there
to say, Yeah, I'm her sister and she told me
she was going to divorce him, that he was being
a jerk, he cheated on her, But that doesn't mean
that he murdered her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:20):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
It's wild.

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
Well, we're just now finding out that eight days ago,
a private eye was arrested at Travis Kelcey's Kansas home
while trying to serve Taylor Swift deposition papers on behalf
of Justin Baldoni. So this guy's name is Justin Lee Fisher.
He was charged with jumping the fence onto a private
residence in a private neighborhood. He was arrested at about

(01:25:43):
two o'clock in the morning on September fifteenth. He was
released after posting bond. He's got a court date next month.
Now we know that Blake Lively, the actress, is suing
Justin Baldoni, the director and actor, for sexual harassment, which
she claims occurred on the set of the movie It
Ends with Us, which they did together. Now, Baldoni's lawyers

(01:26:05):
believe that Taylor Swift has evidence and testimony that would
help his side, So they're trying to serve this. I
guess they were trying to serve these deposition papers.

Speaker 4 (01:26:16):
And okay, but you can't go jump into someone's fence
the yard. That's not allowed.

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
It is not allowed.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
No years into the sixties, late sixties, early seventies, My
dad was process server for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
And your dad has the most interesting career history.

Speaker 4 (01:26:34):
He pieced things together. It wasn't interesting. He did what
he could to try and make some money. He did
it all, but he did do this one time. The
Temptations were back home in Detroit performing at the Fox
Theater and it wasn't otis. It was one of the
other ones that needed to be served, and my dad
was serving the papers. So he waited right for the
show to start. As soon as all four of walk dot,

(01:26:56):
he jumped on buff on stage, handed him the papers
and no.

Speaker 2 (01:27:01):
Kidding before they started.

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
That is wild. There has to be video of that
somewhere in the late sixties, early seventies. Maybe you think
that they would. They would maybe maybe if they.

Speaker 4 (01:27:13):
Record now, no idea, but yeah, I mean, you can't
jump someone's fence.

Speaker 3 (01:27:18):
But on the stage, dang, remember that, who's the ted
lasso guy? He served his wife while she was up
giving some type of ye Olivia.

Speaker 4 (01:27:30):
Olivia mon right, No wait it was Olivia. I think
I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 3 (01:27:36):
Okay, well his ex wife. Yeah, he served her while
she was speaking at an industry event.

Speaker 11 (01:27:41):
Yeah, that is cold.

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Tom Holland is taking a temporary pause from filming the
new Spider Man movie Spider Man Brand New Day, because
he fell while filming a scene in England on Friday
and got a concussion.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Yeah, he's going to be back in a few days.
It's not a it wasn't as serious concussion, a mild concussion.
But he has portrayed Spider Man slash Peter Parker since
Captain America Civil War in twenty sixteen. So this is
fourth one. Yeah, So best wishes to Tom Holland as
he recovers from his mild concussion.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Well yeah, yet he got the three Spider Man movies.
Is the fort Civil War?

Speaker 1 (01:28:20):
Yeah, both.

Speaker 4 (01:28:22):
Endgame and Infinity War. So yeah, he's I think he's
eighty seventh oh ra time. Yeah wow. I think he
was in Doctor Strange for a second. Maybe not, but yeah,
he's been doing it in a while. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Olivia Wilde Oly wow, not Olivia on Olivia Whyle.

Speaker 4 (01:28:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:39):
Yeah, all right, those are your three things?

Speaker 4 (01:28:44):
You want to get some more exercise in your life? Yes, okay,
very simple, go to bed earlier. That's what they say.
They tracked twenty thousand people in this study, and the
ones who went to bed by nine pm got around
thirty more minutes of exercise the following day compared to
night owls. We stayed up till about one am.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Oh, well, I'm always asleep by night.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
True, our schedules are a little there. Part of it
could be the earlier birds, or just more on top
of things, a little more health consciously.

Speaker 6 (01:29:15):
I think it's probably more about total amount of sleep
than the time, right, like you said, because we're on
a different schedule, right, it's twably seven o'clock for us.

Speaker 4 (01:29:23):
Yeah, I would have to agree now, yeap, and then
you can get up even earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:29:27):
Well, it's you know.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
The other thing is is even if you diet and exercise,
if you get too little sleep, it's hard to lose weight.

Speaker 4 (01:29:34):
Yeah, sleep is partly is a huge party.

Speaker 2 (01:29:37):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
Yeah. You need that seven and a half eight hours
for your body recover and all of it, just everything.

Speaker 8 (01:29:42):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:29:43):
The study found that when night owls made a conscious
effort to go to bed earlier, the amount of exercise
they got went up almost automatically. So that being said,
turn off the TV, put the phone down, yeah, stop
scrolling the TikTok, shut your eye, go to sleep, and
basically automatically your body will be like, okay, let's get

(01:30:05):
a little exercise in well.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Sleep is healing. Yes, Sleep healing. I mean like, if
you get sick, sleep's the best care in the world,
without a doubt.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
So uh yes, work that into your team. And again,
if you are are are the ones who stay up
late because of the TV or the TikTok or the
text messaging, go to bed a little bit earlier. Studdy says,
your body will adjust naturally.

Speaker 6 (01:30:27):
I don't understand people who get wake up in the
middle of the night and reach for their phone.

Speaker 2 (01:30:31):
I gotta check.

Speaker 6 (01:30:33):
You've been asleep from midnight to three am. You woke
up because you have to pee, but you gotta look
at your damn phone.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Don't attack me like that. I absolutely do that. Oh
my god, one who knows if there's a breaking news
story or something overnight.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Are you gonna jump out of bed and run to
the computer?

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:51):
Please stop. Absolutely, Oh my god, my phone's offer.

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Do you how? You know how nice it was? Even
though I stayed up late last night. I rolled over,
had to take a leak, check my phone, saw that
the Lions beat the ravens, and then just right back
to sleep, all happy.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Well that's different.

Speaker 4 (01:31:11):
Your favorite I wouldn't have known if it didn't check
my No.

Speaker 2 (01:31:13):
But your favorite football team was playing when you went
to bed. I get that one.

Speaker 6 (01:31:16):
Oh, okay, that's allowed, so in certain instance, Yeah, that
one's acceptable.

Speaker 4 (01:31:21):
Got it. Now let's see if we can learn you something.
Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's learn you some
stuff on a Tuesday morning, like make you a bit
smarter than you were when you woke up today. Speaking
of being smart, Marilyn Monroe supposedly had an IQ of
one hundred and sixty three. Really, Albert Einstein's IQ is

(01:31:43):
rumored to be one sixty Yeah, However.

Speaker 2 (01:31:46):
Bill Gates is like one fifty seven.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
Well, here's the thing. No official documentation exists for either
of them, so is it true? Who knows? Let's see here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:00):
Harry S.

Speaker 4 (01:32:00):
Truman, Michael J. Fox, and Ulysses S. Grant all have
middle initials that don't stand for anything. In Michael J.
Fox's case, is an actual middle name is Andrew. But
he went with J because there was already a Michael
Fox in h SAG in the Screen Actress Guild, so
he couldn't have the same name.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
So we added the J, which doesn't stand for anything,
not stand.

Speaker 4 (01:32:23):
For anything, really, Nope, not at all. The original definition
of weird the word weird was having the power to
control the fate or destiny of human beings. That person's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
Oh they have the say it again.

Speaker 4 (01:32:45):
Having the power to control the fate or destiny of
human beings.

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
The person who can do that is weird.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Weird. Yes, it's the original definition. OK, So I'm assuming
that word has been around for a very long time
before we understood science. You probably you won't find orange
chicken in China. I feel like I just sang a
bare naked lady saw right chi China the Chinese chicken. Yeah,

(01:33:11):
orange chicken is not Chinese. It was invented by Panda
Express in nineteen eighty seven. Here. Yeah, their variation of
General sUAS chicken, which actually is another dish that you
won't find in China, Is that right? Yeah, they're both
American eyed me the best dish, General sUAS chicken. Yes,
General sauas chicken. They're both Americanized mutations of sweet and

(01:33:35):
sour dishes that do exist in China, but they don't
do a lot of like deep fried battered like we
do with our chicken here for general sols, orange chicken,
things like that. So, yeah, you won't find those over there.
And finally, the United States is one of the few
countries that drinks milk cold. Most other countries use a

(01:33:55):
different method of pasteurization that keeps milk good even when
it's not refrigerated. But they drink it at room temperature.
And that so weird. Yeah, that it's it's amazing again
what you grow up with and what we get accustomed to. Yeah,
a room temperature glass of milk. Not say, same thing
with eggs. Eggs have no business being refrigerated. What Yeah,

(01:34:19):
most places don't refrigerate eggs. They sit on the counter
and that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:24):
Why why then, why do we refrigerate them.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Because the same reason we refrigerate milk, because that's just
what we do. Someone started it.

Speaker 6 (01:34:33):
And you're telling me I could buy my eggs and
just sit them on the count You could, and they're
still good to the same date, the date that's on
the cart.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
Yes, that's so weird. Yeah. M And and you know
protein's better to cook at room temperature. Yes, yeah, you
gotta let your meat get to room temperature before you
cook it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:50):
That's how you're supposed to properly cook it.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
There you go, learning some stuff on a Tuesday morning
nine night, Some of the Blitz