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Speaker 1 (00:09):
At the Wednesday, a High eighty five, maybe a Stray
pop up shower the Sasstern Room. We'll see if that
comes about or not. Very busy Thursday, We've got your
tickets for All out War Motorsports if you want to
join me a week from Saturday, going to be at
Historic cru Stadium. We're talking Ultimate Carrs Show, drift competition, imports,

(00:29):
muscle cars, got it all, and we'll get you hooked
up those tickets coming up here in just about one hour. Also,
I want to play a clip from you coming up
here about seven forty of a woman who made a big,
huge mistake, but it's also one of the dumbest mistakes
I've ever heard of. And I want to know if

(00:51):
there's ever anything you know the expression you don't know nothing,
you don't know what you don't know, right, I get that.
So I want to know if there was ever a
time you don't know what you don't know, but it
was so obvious, I can't believe you didn't know it.
That kind of thing, So.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Like, wh why didn't common sense stuff in?

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Yeah? Kind of kind of yeah, But let's begin with
thank you for the recommendation. Kelly Okay, we watched that
unknown number last night.

Speaker 3 (01:20):
Oh what'd you think that?

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Crazy? Well, I don't want to say too much.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
Well, I mean you didn't know going.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
In, right, No, but i'll tell you what about ten.
It took about ten minutes, and Nora and I kept
going back and forth with like assumption, I guesses yeah,
And but I.

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Was bummed because I saw a spoiler on TikTok before
I saw the documentary. Oh, I wish I hadn't seen it.
I don't know that I would have guessed it only
because you don't expect the person to actually be a
part of the documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Right exactly. Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.

Speaker 3 (01:59):
Yeah, like, how did you get this person to agree
to be in this documentary? Is because she Craig?

Speaker 1 (02:05):
I I, uh, you know, about fifteen minutes in, I
made my I made my guests, and maybe like ten
minutes after that, the person shows up on screen and I.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Was like, yeah, it's worth the watch.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
It is worth the watches all go. It sounds kind
of sad, though, not this poor high school girl. Oh well,
what's funny is after like the last fifteen minutes, when
they started showing like news clips, I was like, oh,
I remember this story.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I wonder, yeah, fuel City, yeahl.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
City, Yeah, I just remember seeing it on the news.
So anyway, how are you, Kelly?

Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'm great when I tell you the amount of interaction
I personally had with people watching the video of you
guys eating the pigs brains. Yesterday I heard from a
friend that I really we have been in contact a
little more recently, but we were friends in our late teens,

(03:05):
and I got a text from her yesterday late teens
and twenty. She goes, I wasn't gagging, and I love her.
She's a really good friend. But we've just recently this
year been in more contact, and she texted, She's like,
I couldn't hardly watch that video. Was so disgusting.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Nothing like pork Brain's and mild grave and bring people
back together again. That's it was.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
I think you gagging was what people were commenting on
most and of course your Michigan cup, which everybody comments
on every time we do a video.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Absolutely, I can't remember who it was. Someone commented that
I need to be fired right away.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
Yes, my favorite stile it's f goose season.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yes, yeah, favorite.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
How are you think I'm good? I didn't get to
watch the documentary yet.

Speaker 4 (03:52):
I'm going to. I know I had a fantasy football
draft last night.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
So another one?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah, oh my last one?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Is this the one where you can win twenty thousand dollars?

Speaker 1 (04:02):
No?

Speaker 2 (04:03):
This was my league that I've been running for thirty
one years.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
You know who was your first pick?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
What's a keeper league?

Speaker 4 (04:10):
So I got to keep four players, which included Justin Jefferson,
Lamar Jackson from the leak from the Giants.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Okay, wide receiver. I don't know what's the different sis
a keeper league.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
Enough, well, you just start drafting from everybody in a
keeper league. Everybody in the league gets to keep players
they want to keep up to four players. Oh, so
then you start drafting those players from last year the
league I had money had.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
The first pick. I took the Jean Robinson.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
What was I just saw because of you?

Speaker 5 (04:40):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Oh really? Thank you?

Speaker 4 (04:42):
Well, I was gonna take Gibbs, but you said Montgomery's
gonna get a lot of a lot this year, so
he's gonna take away from Gibbs. So I'm taking Bijon
because he's gonna get all the.

Speaker 1 (04:49):
Care That's true. I saw TikTok of some guys and
they are in one of those punishment leagues. Oh yeah,
where the loser has to do some of you come
in last place in your in your fantasy football league,
you have to do something.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
Twelve hours at waffle house, right right.

Speaker 1 (05:07):
This was probably the most insane one I was. The
loser had to go to the sperm bank and make
a donation. However, when you fill out your form when
you donate. I didn't know this, but when you donate sperm,
apparently on the forum you fill out, there's a box
you can check, and the box you can check is yes,

(05:27):
this person has a right to contact me after eighteen
years of age. And they had to check it, and
they had to check yes.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
Wow, that's a high stakes. Been a wow.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Man, what kind of diabolical mind comes up with that?
I mean, that is about it dark.

Speaker 1 (05:48):
That's pretty dark that I couldn't even do that.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
That's about as original and unique as it gets.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Yeah, I couldn't fathom that being the bet.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
I love it.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's insane.

Speaker 5 (05:58):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Anyways, good luck. What it's your leagues, if you're in one,
let's get going Blitz's Morning Trivia. Think what you got.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
Twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff if you text
in the correct answer first. Paramount has secured a deal
with Microsoft to develop a live action feature film based
on what video game franchise?

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So tell us the video game franchise? Again, Paramounts secured
the deal with Microsoft. They're going to make this movie.

Speaker 4 (06:24):
Be the first one to text in the correct answer
at eight hundred and eight two one ninety nine seven
to oh, and you'll get that waterbeds and stuff gift card.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
A's give that answer for blitz moarning trivia.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
All right, The question was Paramount has secured a deal
with Microsoft to develop a live action feature film based
on what popular video game franchise.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
The fans are going crazy? It is Call of Duty?

Speaker 1 (06:47):
Yeah, but which one they've they're on? Like there's six
or seven won ors on.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
This just says the whole franchise.

Speaker 4 (06:52):
Okay, So this is the activision president wants to honor
and expand upon me. You know, franchisees storytelling. I want
to deliver a defining cinematic moment, as.

Speaker 1 (07:02):
In I want more Money in my pockets.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Series has sold over a half billion copies globally, thirty
billion in revenue from those sales. One of the most
successful video game franchises of all time. So we're gonna
get a movie and Chris Penrod from Pickmington was first
one to text and the correct fancer gets the twenty
five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:25):
Congratulations. You know we've got a really decent week, floating
right around eighty all week long, overnight temperatures actually getting
down to the fifties. We were talking yesterday, September twenty
seconds two forty one pm is the official starter fall. Yes,
so you know, we're not quite out of the woods yet,
but thankfully it looks like the mosquitoes have subsided some

(07:46):
some some, but not, like I said, not out of
the woods yet.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Still other bugs too, that are true. It's been just
I don't understand.

Speaker 3 (07:52):
I got hit in the side of the head by
a stink bug the other day and it's like a
baby stink bug. So those are already rustling around trying
to get inside. Maybe with the cooler weather, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Well, I bring this up because there's a new reports.
Scientists have been continued to study who gets bit by
mosquitos and who doesn't. Yeah, they have some some information here,
including the amount of CO two you produce, meaning if
you have a high metabolic rate, some genetic factors can
play into that. And how much carbon dinoxide you're giving

(08:27):
off very attractive to mosquitoes.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
About methane gas because they really likes not.

Speaker 1 (08:33):
No, methane gas not on the list. No, but that
would make sense as to why they just attacked as much.

Speaker 2 (08:39):
Yes, yeah, that's right, Well they did too.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
No, but number two on the list. If you work out,
lactic acid chemical that builds up in your muscles, if
you get a lot of cramps, you might be more
likely to get attacks. There's a lot acid in your muscles.
Dark clothing can attract mosquitoes. It makes it easier for
you to contrast with the horizon, so they can see

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you easier. Yeah. And then finally, body heat if you
happen to just like run warm, if you drink alcohol,
if you're pregnant, if you happen to be overweight, which
can cause higher boat you know, natural body.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
Temperatures doing yard work, doing.

Speaker 1 (09:23):
Yard work, things like that. Yeah, then you are more
attractive than mosquitos. So it's kind of putting out there
a couple of things. So basically what they're saying is
wear light clothing, don't work out, and stay nice and cool,
don't drink alcohol, just stay in the shape, keep everything.

Speaker 2 (09:42):
But just all I heard was stay indoors.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Kind of that too.

Speaker 6 (09:46):
Yeah, absolutely not so breaking news. The news already broke.
We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 7 (09:55):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Our first story takes is overseas to Japan. And you know,
I think there is a special place on the express
elevator down if you scam older people, that is just
so wrong. So I do feel bad for this senior citizen.

(10:16):
Doesn't give her exact age, but does say she's a
senior citizen because she met a man online and they
got to talking and she grew feelings for him. And
one of the reasons that she did grow feelings for
this man online was because of his intelligence. He was
obviously a very smart man and lived life to the fullest.

(10:38):
He had a very adventurous job. This man was an astronaut,
and that is why they couldn't meet up because as
an astronaut, he was on a space station, a spaceship,
you know, up in space right now above the Earth,
and so we can't meet up right now and preoccupied,

(10:59):
I'm thousands of dollars of miles away, but I cannot
wait until I return to Earth and see you, love
of my life. The messages continue until all of a sudden,
there's an emergency. This astronaut is under attack and the
only way he can survive is he needs more oxygen.
So can you please send me money so I can

(11:22):
buy more oxygen? And that is exactly what this woman
did one million yen equal to about six seven hundred
dollars wow, for oxygen to buy while up in space.

Speaker 2 (11:37):
So like a oxygen truck comes by, right, yeah?

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Yeah? Is it like the Swans truck that comes and
delivers to your house? Like I don't I don't understand. Well.
Police in Japan are now investigating the incident. Obviously they
don't know who this man is. But I feel bad
for this woman. But at the same time, don't feel
bad for this woman.

Speaker 3 (11:58):
I mean, I feel bad for her because I got
scammed on Facebook marketplace, if I haven't brought that up recently.
I got scam a route like big time scammed, and
there were there were red flags. I can name you
one red flag. The red flag was the guy and
we were texting at this point, right and trying to

(12:22):
arrange I was gonna get this piece of equipment for
Charlie for his guitar, and uh he said, we were
going to use zel to transfer money, right all right.
So I'm like, yeah, that's fine, I've got Zell. And
he said, just don't put anything in the notes part, like,

(12:42):
don't say what the transactions for why I blew by
that red flag. But I was like, yeah, okay, whatever,
I don't need to put it something in the notes
that what's the's the I'm not sure maybe that it's
that it would be a way for me to prove
that he stole. Oh, and He'm saying, no, she just

(13:03):
gave me the money. It wasn't for any exchange.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Okay, goods or anything like that.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
But I wanted that piece of equipment so badly that
I ignored the red flags. And this poor old woman
probably wanted this guy so badly that she just really
ignored that he was asking for.

Speaker 1 (13:20):
But that's different. That's a different red flag though, and
a contral piece of equipment that you can get or
buy it a story. You're trying to get a used
piece of equipment, not sending oxygen to space.

Speaker 3 (13:32):
I'm still really freaking salty about my fair enough.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
My second story is a WTF what the Florida adventure Florida,
where a woman was trying to make a little bit
of extra money, so she decided to jump online because
she's selling her shoes par old gym shoes. Why because
there are freaking freaky men out there who want to

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buy your stinky old gym shoes. Sure enough, the woman
decided to meet up with the man, said you want
to buy my shoes, fine, I'll sell you my old, dirty,
stinky gym shoes. But then things got weird when the man.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
But then things got weird.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Then things got weird because when she went to go
sell the shoes and meet this person, meet this person
in person, meet this person in person. Yeah, wanted to
sniff her feet. Said hey, while you're here, can I
give you a good old She felt uncomfortable and said no.

(14:36):
That's when he grabbed the sneakers, jumped in his car
and decided to run her over.

Speaker 3 (14:42):
Oh my god, it's not.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
An appropriate response. Here is the young lady talking about
the whole debacle.

Speaker 8 (14:48):
We had met up because I was going to sell
him my sneakers. He just wanted to sniff my feet,
and I didn't feel comfortable with that.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
I mean, you could have my sneakers all you want.
I mean, I don't care.

Speaker 8 (14:59):
I'm not wearing them. You know, they're just stinky old thinkers.
But people like weird things. And I met him down
in the parking garage. He did a three point turn
and actually hit me with a car ran me over.
I've met a lot of people who have foot fetishes.
Nobody has ever done anything to this caliber.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
Elmoncy Circle is the gentleman's same that's from Red Flat.
He was arrested by police and after reviewing his background,
he's been the subject of other incidents involving the same
kind of thing before. As it says in the report,
he's involved in other incidents involving the same modus operandi.

Speaker 3 (15:39):
So, honestly, like, I hope she knows now if she's
ever going to sell her disgusting tennis shoes to somebody,
bring someone with you to that.

Speaker 2 (15:48):
Sale, you know what I'm saying, Hey, I would never
go a guy.

Speaker 3 (15:52):
With kind of a strange fetish. This is a very
personal transaction you're making here.

Speaker 1 (15:56):
In a parking garage, ring.

Speaker 3 (15:57):
Somebody with you.

Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yeah, Yeah, that's not safe. There's not ladies. That is
not safe. No, I don't know if I would go
alone to one of these type of Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
I appreciate that they have to say they wanted to
stick their snout right in your frightening right inside your socks.
But we're not gonna let them do that, are we.

Speaker 1 (16:16):
I thought you were going somewhere completely different.

Speaker 3 (16:19):
Well, even that them that way, I've got your back.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Thank you very much.

Speaker 3 (16:23):
You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
So does this person. Apparently you want to stick this
out that you're not so breaking news nine some of
the blitz yesterday we had ourselves a little dumb debate
because over the holiday weekends, uh Nora and the boys
went up to Detroit and on the way to fillip
on gas where we left, they came out of the
gas station with all kinds of snacks and drinks and

(16:46):
I was like, what are you doing? Can you eat
snacks for a road trip. It's like you got into
the debate of how long a road trip is, and
this turned into a conversation about vacations as a whole.
And I'm very curious where you stand on this. Eight
hundred eight two one ninety nine seven zero. If you're
planning a vacation, or you're visiting someplace new, wherever it

(17:08):
is you may going, maybe going. I can tell you
for a fact, I have zero desire to sight see.
I think that I would. That is not how I'm
spending my vacation. And I know people that they will
plan trips around sight seeing and seeing this and see

(17:29):
now I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (17:31):
We're talking anything like landmarks, puseums.

Speaker 1 (17:35):
If I, if I make my way, if I may
make my way up to South Dakota, I have zero
desire to stop and see four carved faces in a rocket.

Speaker 3 (17:44):
Okay, So what would you want to do.

Speaker 1 (17:46):
If I, if I, if I have the opportunity to
held it to France. I am not gonna wait in
line to see some tiny picture behind the glass wall
of a woman smiling. There's there's no way.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
What is your preferred activity when you go to a
place like I want?

Speaker 1 (18:01):
Well, first of all, number one would be trying the food.
I want to try restaurants, and my version of sight
seeing would be to walk the streets. Yeah, and see
the people and see the area. I have no desire
to go to these tourist traps whatsoever? Yeah, are you

(18:24):
are you more of a sightseer.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Oh well, now that you're explaining that, I think I
am more of a sightseer. I definitely would want to
see Mount Rushmore. I definitely would want to see the
Mona Lisa. Yes, they had some couple of Jackson Pollocks
at the at MoMA, and my husband and I happen
to be going to an event in upstate New York
where like we're stopping off in New York City. I

(18:47):
want to see those Jackson Pollocks. I want to see
certain things.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Yeah, I show you a Jackson pollag after spaghetti dinner
right in my bathroom, like Jackson.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
I don't care, like I'm with you man.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Yeah, I guess I would consider myself a site here.
I want to see those things, absolutely, yes, especially things
that would be like natural wonders. That's what I would
want to see.

Speaker 1 (19:12):
Okay, Yeah, I guess. Like like I remember driving we
went from I can't heard from Vegas to so anyways,
we drove by the Grand Canyon and it's like, Okay,
I'm gonna get out and see the Grand Canyon from me,
but we're driving alongside, you know, We're like driving it.

Speaker 3 (19:27):
Like Chevy Chase.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, Clark.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Don't you want to see the Grand Canyon. Sure, okay,
let's go.

Speaker 4 (19:33):
But I you know, like you know how much I
love football, I have no desire to go to the
Football Hall of Fame just sit there and look, Oh,
these are the shoes Joe Namath Warren.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
So I don't that there's nothing for me.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yeah, Like I went to the Rock and Roll Hall
of Fame years ago, it was like it was like, okay, yeah,
especially since I especially if it's a been there, done
that sort of thing. Like I've had the opportunity, thankfully,
very fortunate because my brother lives in New York City
have been there times. So I've done some of the
sight seeing stuff. But other times I'm like, I'm not going.

(20:07):
I'm not I'm not paying to go to the top
of the Statue of Liberty. This is not going to happen.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
Well, that's a pretty cool site, though, to get up there, I.

Speaker 1 (20:15):
Would do that the beer, I mean, you know yeah again, No, no,
not really.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
You don't want to get up there and look around
at that city you wanted to see.

Speaker 1 (20:25):
No, I mean I've been when I when I know,
one of my first trips out there, my brother took
me to the top of the in price a building,
you know when I was like sixteen or something like,
but now is an adult.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
Okay, you don't want to go up there either. I
guess you've already done it. I've done it right exactly.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
I you'd want to see the hot springs or like
I love that kind of stuff. I guess I am
one hundred percent of sight.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
S here sze here.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Yeah, I would want to experience the food and stuff.
I get that right.

Speaker 1 (20:51):
But yeah, have you been Have you been to a
place where you wet sightseeing and or you went to
see something and it was not didn't live up to
the hype, it was too expensive.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
You're like, this was Lare tar pits. That was an
interesting and it's been a long time ago, but we're like, hey,
we're here. I saw this on the Bugs Bunny cartoons.
All right, I want to see the LaBrea tar pits.
And it was like kind of like almost a parking lotter.
It is something. It was weird. I was like, Oh,
this is that's it?

Speaker 1 (21:21):
Yeah, absolutely blitz. Who's this justin? Are you the sight
seeing type or do you just want to like choose
your own adventure.

Speaker 9 (21:33):
A little bit of both.

Speaker 10 (21:34):
If I see something along my drive and be like
I need to stretch my leg, let's go check it out.

Speaker 1 (21:41):
Okay.

Speaker 10 (21:43):
And we just went to the killed up and on
the way we thought that Grandpa.

Speaker 3 (21:55):
Okay, I heard of Grandpa's Cheese Barn.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Grandpa's Cheese Bar phenomenal.

Speaker 10 (21:59):
They have like a whole deli counter and you can
sit there and just try cheesus for so long.

Speaker 1 (22:06):
Sure, that's not like a great vacation, not pooping for
four days. That's exactly what I want to do, just
sit there and just try Jesus over and over again.

Speaker 10 (22:14):
We then we drove up to the Great Lake so
my fiance could go see the Great Lake, drove up
into Michigan, hit up some strip malls, and then came
back to Ohio.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Okay, well that's the thing. That's that's my happy, happy wife,
happy life. Yeah, take her to where she wants to go.
I totally get that. I appreciate it. I appreciate the culture.
Like if I ever make it, if I ever make
it out to like Paris, sure you're gonna see the
Eiffel Tower. You're gonna walk by it. You can't help it. Yeah,
I'm not gonna like, I.

Speaker 2 (22:44):
Would never make a trip to go leaning tower a piece.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
I'm not gonna go hold my hands up, so I'm
like holding the building up like everyone does.

Speaker 2 (22:50):
But I would want to go up to the top
of the Eiffel Tower. I just did that. That's my
sight scene right there. I did that way. I see
a whole city from one shot.

Speaker 3 (22:59):
And then I okay, so I say your goose your
zero percent of site here thick as files.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hi, who's this? This is Zach Zach. Are you the
sight seeing type or no?

Speaker 9 (23:16):
I am, but I'm not. Me and my wife we
went on our first cruise this year, you know, just
kind of get away for anniversary and heard all the
hype about cosmail and stuff. But I would never have
any intention of ever going back. There is more or
less like a dirty strip right right. So, But I
mean as far as sight seeing, I'm more of the

(23:37):
outdoorsy type and stuff. So you know how you're saying
you want to go out west South Dakota whatever, I'd
rather go hiking. Uh, you know, just be out in
the wilderness and kind of do that thing. I've seen
Mount Rushmore, seen the was it Black Hills that's out
there right, all that.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
So, okay, have you been to Have you been to
a place that just didn't live up to the hype
and you were kind of mad that you wasted your
time and money on it?

Speaker 9 (24:05):
Yes? Really, any anywhere in Washington State that you go?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
Yeah, watching in state? Okay, all right, well I appreciate going, man,
thank you so much. By who's this's justin? Justin? Are
you the sightseeing type or not so much?

Speaker 10 (24:23):
Listen, I'm gonna type of give me a stiff drink,
I'm gonna walk the streets.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
I have fun. That's hell I'm talking about, vaud That's
what I'm talking about. We're gonna be in the room.
We're gonna get like a little twenty ounce die of coke,
put like a little little some go walk the streets
and yeah, and we'll people watch. That's that's what good food.
Get some good food.

Speaker 10 (24:46):
Absolutely up, Let me eat good that's it.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yes, and like and the people or or if you
go somewhere and like Nora, this is the one place
we disagree. Norah's got no problem like going to the
beach and just like seven hours just laying and laying
there cool side.

Speaker 2 (25:02):
Oh no, I like that doing that brutal.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
Not doing that.

Speaker 10 (25:06):
I tend to go to the beach and then I
get drunk and I interview people like.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
I'm dude, text in so I can text you back
so we can plan a vacations. What I'm talking about.
I appreciate it. Thanks so much.

Speaker 5 (25:24):
Now, all right, unless the three things you need to
know before you go.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Operators of lind Fruit Farm and Patascala now working to
stop dishonest people from stealing this apple picking season. The
family owned orchard says four people four people caught trying
to take apples without paying over the labor Day weekend,
including one person who had about three hundred and fifty
dollars worth of apples in their car. What are you
doing with all those apples?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
A lot of apples.

Speaker 3 (25:51):
Employees will now be more visible at the property. They're
putting up new signs as well. The family's urging people
to pay for all the fruit they take, and it's
very economical. You go there, you get a bag of fruit,
apples whatever I mean, Come on, people, and they let
you sample from the trees. Yet you're stealing three hundred
and fifty dollars worth of apples from a hardworking family.

(26:12):
What is wrong with you?

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Probably gotta market the next town over, and they're gonna
go put them in their produce section.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
I get families urging people to police pay for all
the food they take, saying they count on those sales
to support themselves and their employees. Well, Congress has released
the first batch of Epstein files, more than thirty three
thousand pages of files related to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Most of those files are already public, like, we've already
seen all the stuff. The only new disclosure is reportedly

(26:39):
less than a thousand pages from Customs and Border Protection
detailing flight logs of Epstein's plane and the forms for
re entry into the United States. The forms show that
male and female passengers were on those flights, but all
of the names are redacted, So basically we got a
zilch in thirty three thousand pages worth of files. Well,

(27:02):
it only took an hour yesterday for the jury to
give Cardi be the win and a lawsuit filed against
her by a female security guard who said the rap
star assaulted her at a doctor's office at twenty eighteen.
Cardi b said the security guard and Monnie Ellis was
recording her on her phone when she was headed into
a doctor's appointment to check on her pregnancy, and she
said the two of them had words, but she never

(27:24):
touched Atmannie Ellis, the jury of six men six women
at a small courthouse in a lumber California, all believed
Cardi B. They only needed nine of the twelve to
agree that she that they would find four Cardi B,
and all twelve voted in favor of Cardi B. So
she spoke outside the courthouse. She said, the next time

(27:45):
someone files a frivolous lawsuit against her, she's not gonna
be so nice. She's going to counter sue and she
will never ever settle.

Speaker 11 (27:52):
I Am not that's celebe that you're gonna sue and
you think it's gonna settle. I'm not gonna settle, especially
when I'm super completely innocent. Know I got a little
I know, I got a little reputation, but I swear
to God, I I swear to guy like this, like
like like I'm really innocent for real.

Speaker 3 (28:08):
She said this trial has been very hard on her physically.

Speaker 11 (28:11):
I'm telling you guys when I say that, my forehead
is raw from changing all these weeks.

Speaker 3 (28:18):
Raw raw, raw rock. She says, Uh. This one reporter
in this next clip asks her, what does she think
that the jury came back so quickly? So that anyway?

(28:39):
She's great for a sound clip, of course? Uh but
Cardi is she though?

Speaker 2 (28:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (28:44):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (28:45):
Her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 12 (28:47):
Yeah, you won't die.

Speaker 3 (28:53):
She's security heavy, Okay, security heavy. She's not bad.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
Good luck with that.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
All right? Those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
It's the morning Blitz. It's time rock and rumble, Kelly
versus Goose the Blitz. I took another contra controversial loss yesterday.
It was d Q. Is not the name of the place?

Speaker 8 (29:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (29:27):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Is it called d Q or is it called it?
It's colloquially known as d Q. I think that I
was right.

Speaker 4 (29:33):
I mean it says on all their cups d Q,
on all their packaging DQ.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
If you want to go see all a War Motorsports
Festival at Historic Crew Stadium a week from Saturday next Saturday,
Stember thirteenth, I'm actually gonna be there from noon to
two hanging out, and I'd love for you to join me.

Speaker 3 (29:49):
How dare you call it noon? That's twelve pm? Say
there are certain you can call certain things certain things.
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 4 (30:00):
Uh huh, okay, sure, so you gonna get the Dodge
involved in any of the drifting or anything?

Speaker 2 (30:06):
No, I could you could?

Speaker 1 (30:07):
Yeah, I definitely could. Man, I might have to look
into that. Yeah, see if they let me. I would
like to see if I can stop that thing out
or get close to topping that thing out. I mean,
because the fastest I've ever gone ever, it's one hundred
and twenty one, and I know this, Carl, do more
than that?

Speaker 3 (30:25):
What does it go up to?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
One? I probably say one sixty easy, I would think so.

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Yet with the hemmy probably wear a helmet.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
I should do that on a daily basis if you
want to go eight hundred eight one ninet nine seven O. No,
we need two contestants right now, or two representatives, if
you will, blitz, Hi, who's this? This is Kyle Kyle?
All right? Kyle, you came in first. You want to
be represented by Kelly or Goose?

Speaker 9 (30:55):
Sorry, Goose, I gotta go with Kelly.

Speaker 1 (30:58):
Kyle, Kelly Blitz, hang Kyle, hang on Blitz? Who's this Robert? Robert?
All right, Robert, You've got me as a partner today. Uh,
so we're gonna put you, Kyle and you Roberts on
hold as we go head to head in the game
of Rock and Rumble. Uh sick, what are we doing today?

Speaker 2 (31:23):
What's a surprise.

Speaker 1 (31:25):
Surprise surprise rise category? Okay, so we're yelling out first
person to answer gets the point.

Speaker 2 (31:33):
Yeah, okay, you'll know as soon as I play this
first clip. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
All right, Rock and Rumble price category read all right,
here we go.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
Like, oh all war like cars were more motorsports?

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Right right?

Speaker 2 (31:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (31:57):
Like you want to like you want you want to
know that's a ferrari, that that is a ferrari. Yes,
that's the category.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
At least you got a.

Speaker 3 (32:04):
Point, U Kyle, you have made a grave error in
ju today choosing me. I do not know cars. I
don't I don't even know the sound of my own
vehicle starting up.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Okay, so it's it's all right, what's next?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
You might have to wait wait for it, wait for it.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Now. So I mean you don't know you want to know.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
What category is?

Speaker 1 (32:41):
Let's score back.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Wow, this is gotta be a joke that you've done
this category and included me in the game. How is
this fair.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I don't know. I was just thinking about the motorsports.

Speaker 3 (32:54):
Okay, well I don't know any motorsports. Can we do
a category? Let's do it one on classical music? How
about about that?

Speaker 2 (33:00):
Okay, well, when we're giving away tickets to a classical.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
Music Okay, wait what us? What else? Porsche?

Speaker 2 (33:22):
Okay, bs? What it is a Porsche? But you know
it's yeah wow?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
All right, Well one more, give Kelly a chance, one more,
give me a chance.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
That's a Honda.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
No, no, that's a Ford must thanking to you right there, mostage.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
This is literally the most unfair game I've ever played.
You might be right, but I know a single one
of those.

Speaker 1 (33:51):
How see this is this is a Jaguar. This is
one I don't like Jaguar. What do you mean you
don't like I'm not a fan of the Jaguars. They're
okay f.

Speaker 13 (34:08):
Mm hmmm hm.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Oh BMW. Titanium exhaust.

Speaker 4 (34:17):
Well, I don't know what a titanium exhaust is, but
I'm gonna take your work exhaust.

Speaker 1 (34:21):
Wow, he's just falling umber chair right here by Lamba.

Speaker 2 (34:38):
You know that that couldn't sound Lamb.

Speaker 1 (34:44):
I'm basically just playing this with goose this one, this
one you know by this guity.

Speaker 2 (34:53):
Got love it?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's an old school Camaro? Was that sixty? Why are
you on your computer?

Speaker 2 (35:09):
She checked out after.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
The south or first car. I wouldn't have any idea.
I wouldn't even know if it was a motorcycle versus
a call. I honestly, I don't know any of that.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
I wouldn't either if I didn't put all the answers
together on this sheet right here.

Speaker 3 (35:27):
Good. Oh wait, I'm not giving you a win.

Speaker 4 (35:33):
No, Kelly, do you really think I would do that
to you?

Speaker 3 (35:39):
You were doing it?

Speaker 2 (35:41):
No, but it was a joke.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
Oh man, Like what I was running? How long it
would take for you to check out?

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I was like, how long did it take too?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
After the second one?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
You were doctor the corvette?

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Like no, I don't even know my own.

Speaker 1 (35:58):
Yeah, Kyle Robert, we're gonna hook you both up with
tickeods for all a warmotor sports, just just because you
got it for nothing, because.

Speaker 3 (36:09):
You duped everyone else too. But everybody thought this was
a legit game.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But he doesn't get his song.

Speaker 1 (36:16):
Yes, I don't get my song.

Speaker 14 (36:17):
That's I don't get my song, and I don't get
a Kelly Quinn, You absolutely can't.

Speaker 1 (36:27):
I feel better, but two of the engine sounds and
she was I'm not even playing.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
What is this? I just got back on my computer.
All right, guys checked out?

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Try at work today and you're bored. You're trying to
kill some time. I recommend a great website called Feshole.
It's where people go and confess things that they've done.
So if you if you like the dirt, if you
like the gossip, you like to know little secrets, go
check out this website. Waste some time. If not, I
got you covered, don't worry. This person admits I was
friends with this woman who was a dominatrix, but outside
of work she was boringly normal, especially the way she

(37:03):
presented herself. I will never forget the look of confusion
and dread on my uncle's face when they bumped into
each other at my birthday party.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
They don't know you from summer. I can't quite lace it.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
I'm on day four of quitting after many years of smoking.
Was going well until this morning when I had a smoke.
I didn't really want to smoke, but I really needed
to poop.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
Oh my gosh, that's funny.

Speaker 3 (37:32):
Connected get out, really know that smoking is connected to pooping.

Speaker 1 (37:41):
Oh my god, the morning one. Yeah, the morning one.
I'll get things going too sweet.

Speaker 3 (37:48):
It is, well, do you take a quick sick break
in the morning, you get things rolling.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Gotta get the gotta get those things firing.

Speaker 12 (37:58):
You know, gotcha?

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Okay, I don't know what it is.

Speaker 1 (38:01):
Yeah, something nicotine.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
People like to smoke at the bar. They don't normally smoke,
but they have a drink and they might want a cigarette.
That's just like a does that make it?

Speaker 7 (38:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Not necessarily good? Together, coffee and a cigarette, you are
gonna give. You're consumpated to have yourself coffee and a cigarette.
You are gonna go for sure. I went camping near
the ocean front recently and saw a group near us,
and they were up until four in the morning, singing
Oasis songs and getting drunk. I got up at six
and scattered bread and trail mix all around their camp.

(38:32):
They were absolutely destroyed by screeching seagulls for the next hour.
I'm glorious. Wow, I love that level of petty. Having
an affair with a woman five doors down for a
few months. I asked her the other day why she
was having the affair she said, same as you. Revenge
was her answer. Turns out, my wife had been banging

(38:53):
the local school principal for about four years and everyone knew.
I wish I hadn't asked.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
That's how he found out.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Yes, oh gosh, same as you. I'm doing it for revenge.
Or he's like, I didn't know I revenge on who?

Speaker 3 (39:07):
I'm just being naughty.

Speaker 1 (39:08):
Pool Uh tried to help this guy out on a
date by informing him that the girl was definitely the girl.
He was definitely into him, Otherwise she wouldn't be laughing
over the top laughing at his terrible jokes. Turns out
he was out to dinner with his autistic sister. What no, Yeah,

(39:33):
he mind your own business. I'm sorry, just mind your
own business. I'm you gonna want to mess with that, jeez.
I accidentally spilled some of my late wife's ashes in
my hand and couldn't get it back in the urn.
In my panic, I licked it and ate it. I'm
filled with shame about this. Why are you gonna wash

(39:53):
your hand and wash her down the sink?

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yes, yeah, that's exactly what I would do. I would
not look it.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
You wouldn't leg it I'd rather lick it than wash
it down the sink.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
You can just blow it off.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
No, you still got that little I had like.

Speaker 3 (40:08):
Coals, more ashes in there. It's probably just the worst
part of her. Like your screen, you're just washing that
down the side.

Speaker 1 (40:19):
If I were, If it weren't for a zembic, my
recent cocaine weight loss would be much harder to explain.
I'm sure zimpic is great, but you really can't beat
the classics.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
That's not true.

Speaker 1 (40:37):
And finally, my wife thinks I yank it in the shower.
I don't. I just like long showers. I yank it
when she's in the shower. Is someone who really loves
a long shower? I can totally relate to this, It's
all I'm saying. Came across a video yesterday while doom scrolling,

(41:04):
and this, poor poor young lady. I want to say,
poor poor young lady because she's obviously upset and she
has caused herself. What is uh, it's gonna be a
problem for a few years. I have to assume it's
gonna take her a while to dig out of the
issue that she caused. But at the same time, man,

(41:29):
I don't feel bad for her at all. I mean
just the thought process that would go through this. Okay,
You're just like, why why would you ever think this?
Straight common sense would tell you that there's no way
this is this is possible. It's one of these like
too good to be true kind of scenarios. Let me

(41:53):
let me play the clip use Apple pie.

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Honestly, just be so careful.

Speaker 15 (41:58):
This is a little embarrassing to admit, but if this
could help one person that I'm really willing.

Speaker 3 (42:02):
To share what my experience was.

Speaker 12 (42:05):
I'm just gonna lay it out like this.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
When you use Apple pay, that's real money.

Speaker 15 (42:11):
That's true American dollars from your credit card if you
if you have your credit card connected, that's where the
money is being sourced from. It's not like a special
form of Apple pay Apple dollars. Why they don't just
say this is real money while you're paying, I don't know,
because I thought that I had accumulated a bunch of

(42:32):
Apple dollars to use for Apple Pay by.

Speaker 12 (42:34):
You know, spending so much time on my.

Speaker 15 (42:36):
Phone, giving my data very freely and willingly to any
place that asks like whatever they say or cookies. Okay,
I say yes, yes, yes, because I thought, that's how
I was getting prize, is getting rewards and getting Apple dollars.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
It's this rage bait, you know, I get.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I guess it could be.

Speaker 3 (42:56):
I don't think so. I think that maybe she's just
it's a video game world and we're all winning, winning
like virtual uh points and coins and rises and.

Speaker 4 (43:08):
That's a yeah, like an episode out of Black Mirror.
But when you watch the video, the devastation in her face.

Speaker 3 (43:15):
You can tell if it's If.

Speaker 4 (43:17):
It's fake, she should go to Hollywood because she's a
great actress.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
I wonder did she think why she had to like
attach her credit card or debit card to her Apple
pay account.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Did that maybe for maybe for purchases point meant to buy,
you know, and she's on Amazon, then she needs her
card attached. But she was in tears.

Speaker 3 (43:40):
Man, Oh boy, Okay, well I want she learned a
tough lesson here.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Yeah, but obviously people who grew up without she's young,
obviously you can see in the video. Yeah, yeah, she's
she's a Jen Alpha or whatever the late most common.

Speaker 2 (44:00):
She's an alpha.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
Okay, So she's buying something from Nordstrum online and they're like,
do you want to use Apple Pine pay and she's like, yeah,
I have a ton of Apple points.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Exactly, showing her money on her from her bank or whatever.
Right she thinks she accrued from all.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
But here's my question. Obviously, you don't know what you
don't know. She didn't know that that's real money and
that's not points or coins or Apple dollars that you
get to spend. Can you think of something back in
the day that you didn't know until you knew.

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, yeah, we just found out. She didn't know a
cigarette helps you poop into that's true.

Speaker 1 (44:41):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (44:41):
I did not know that.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
What I'm thinking more common Yeah, common sense.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I mean I wasn't I guess that old, but I
think I was like thirteen or so, and I was
just becoming aware of like, oh, people putting makeup on
and your nails, your fingernails, wanting to like paint my nails,
but they were kind of brittle my nails. And I
was asking my mom, like, how do I get my
nails to be have fingernails to be like stronger and better?
And she said, milk. You need the calcium, so milk.

(45:07):
So I was like, oh, awesome. So I poured a
little bowl of milk and stuck my fingers milk in
the milk and sat there. She goes, what are you doing?
I go, well, I'm well, our fingernails to be stronger.
You need to drink it, not.

Speaker 1 (45:23):
Just sitting there thinking your nails are going to absorb
the milk.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Okay, Yeah, eight hundred eighty two one ninety nine to seven.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Oh, how about you, guys, I'm trying.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
To think of something. I didn't know that you had
kind of common sense, okay, because I was, I mean,
I was definitely a dumb kid. I was just trying
to think of because mine was more like mine was
more physical.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
I feel like maybe you're taking a lot of chances.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
That's that's what it is. Yeah, it's like, oh, I
can land safely from this height if I jump, you know,
And so it wasn't necessarily I'm gonna have to think
about this one. But give us called eight hundred and
eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh. I had a
cousin who didn't know checks came out of the checking account.

(46:17):
She was just writing checks for everything. Was just paper.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
Just you have money till the checks run the checks
run out.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Yeah, absolutely, give us call shoot his text eight hundred
ninety nine seven. Oh what didn't you know until you knew?
Ninety nine seven? The blitz? We just played the clipulous
poor young lady, young twenty something who was just bawling
her eyes out, crying, putting out a PSA A warning

(46:43):
to people that when you use Apple pay from your
phone to pay for something, that's that's real dollars. That
money comes out of you account, that money charges to
your credit card. She thought she was earning like Apple
Bucks for using her phone so much. And that's when
she was you know, it's not Cole's cash. Okay, that's

(47:04):
that's real money. But you don't know what you don't know.
So I want to know, what didn't you know until
you knew it? Josh? What's going on? Man? What didn't
you know until you knew it?

Speaker 12 (47:16):
Hey?

Speaker 16 (47:17):
Good morning. So I had to have been in middle
school for this, and we were seeing a movie with
my parents. I think the movie was called Aragon, if
I remember correctly, and there were some character deaths in
the movie. So once the movie was over, we were
walking out of the theater and I turned to my
parents and I asked them, are those people in that

(47:40):
movie Really Dead, and they looked at me like I
had three heads because I thought the actors were you know,
I didn't know that it's acted. You know, yeah, the
people were actually.

Speaker 1 (47:53):
Dead watching Faces of Death, right, every every movie made?
Is it not metory? Like it's for real? Yeah, they
really die. Yeah, Hey, you don't know what you don't know.

Speaker 16 (48:06):
I still hear about this, you know. I'm thirty one
years old now and I still hear about this every
now and then.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Every time you watch a movie and someone dies, they're like,
don't worry, Josh, they're not really dad, everything's fine.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
They look at you saying sorry for your loss. Yeah,
sorry for your loss.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
That's a prayer, Josh, that's a prayer. I hope you
have a great day, Josh, say so much. Aaron, what's
going on?

Speaker 3 (48:26):
Man?

Speaker 1 (48:26):
What didn't you know until you know? Well?

Speaker 12 (48:29):
Funny story.

Speaker 9 (48:30):
Uh.

Speaker 10 (48:32):
I was probably like five or six, and it was
it's actually a phrase that people say, uh, get on
your parents' nerves.

Speaker 1 (48:39):
And my dad would tell me.

Speaker 9 (48:41):
Boy me, and you're gonna go round and round one day.
And I was not like round and down? What around
the house.

Speaker 14 (48:52):
I didn't understand.

Speaker 1 (48:53):
I was like, Okay, you didn't know your dad was
ready to box you?

Speaker 4 (48:59):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (48:59):
Yeah, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
Did you ever go round and round?

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (49:04):
Well actually I did hit my dad one time and
he hit me back.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
That was the only time.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
You do know how to mess with dad straight. I
don't care how old your dad is, you don't how
to mess with dad. Strang. I appreciate call here and
thanks a lot. Man blitz.

Speaker 5 (49:18):
Hi, who's this Hi?

Speaker 13 (49:21):
It's Hannah.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Hi Anna. What didn't you know until you know?

Speaker 13 (49:26):
I was young, maybe about first grade, and the fifth
graders were getting the sex ed talk.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (49:37):
Week, I thought some mysterious dude named Ed was gonna
come and teach the big kids all about sex special.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yes, mommy, is that going to show up today? I'm
not ready to learn about.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
I guess who just walked in the door sex a.

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Oh just imagine sex way. Hey, ladies and gentlemen, my
name is sex Ed. I'm here to teach you all
about the sex sid. Just sit down a little, Bobby Junior.
I'm about to teach you a thing or two. So creepy, No, no, Susie,

(50:28):
you stay right there. Let me tell you all about it.
If you need to learn, how about the Peene and
the pull I got you covered, sex ed, Let you
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(50:51):
one eight hundred and four Sexad.

Speaker 2 (50:56):
I'm so sorry, Anna, Yeah, no sex.

Speaker 1 (51:00):
That is not a real person. Thankfully, I appreciate the call.
I hope you have a great one. Anna.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
It was like in my twenties when I finally realized
or Ida potatoes came from Oregon and Idaho.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Okay, today I learned, Yeah, I don't feel like that's kind,
that's dumb.

Speaker 4 (51:19):
I had no idea for real, No or Ida, Oregon, Idaho.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I had no clue about that. Okay.

Speaker 3 (51:25):
I thought that was the name of the sex, said teacher.

Speaker 1 (51:27):
Oh, let me tell you where you can put that
French fry.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Okay, Now, all the three things you need to know
before you go.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
The man who allegedly shot and killed an eleven year
old boy for ding dong ditching him has been charged
with murder, and police have released more details. They say
the young victim, Julian Guzman, was attending a family gathering
in East Houston on Saturday night when he and his
ten year old cousin decided to knock on doors around
the neighborhood and run away. When they wound up at
the home of the suspect, forty two year old Gonzalo

(51:58):
Leon Junior. They pulled the prank three times in a
fifteen minute period, each time knocking and running away. On
that third time, detectives say Leon was hiding in his
own sideyard waiting for the kids to come back. He
was armed, said to have fired a pistol, first into
the ground and then at the boys. The eleven year

(52:19):
old was shot in the back and died the next day.
He happened to be recording it, so you can hear
the gun shots and you can hear him moaning. And
this is how sort of the detectives pieced everything together.
The suspect is an army veteran who police he had
twenty other guns, as well as tactical and smoke grenades
inside his home. Police found and arrested him at a

(52:41):
hotel with his car packed.

Speaker 7 (52:43):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
Yeah, he was skipping town. He was skipping town, premeditated,
hiding in your sideyard.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Yeah, with a gun, with a gun wait wait for
the kids to come.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah. Yeah, But I'm not saying as a homeowner, I
would not It would be annoying, be annoying and boil
my blood on the third time. But that's obviously.

Speaker 2 (53:06):
I mean, maybe you call the police.

Speaker 3 (53:10):
If I'm feeling extra feisty, I might hide and jump
out and go hey, like you don't find out iire
a gun at the.

Speaker 1 (53:18):
Kids, find out where they ran to, and then go
talk to their parents something.

Speaker 4 (53:24):
Yes, he obviously had a great feeling they were coming
back for a third time. He could have he could
have waited away from the house and followed him back
to wherever they were.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
Open a Eye says it will put up new safety
guardrails after accusations mount that it's chat gpt is encouraged suicide, murder,
and self harm. The company's facing lawsuits, including one from
the parents of a sixteen year old boy who committed
suicide after long talks with chatgpt that included the included
the AI chat by providing a draft of a suicide
note for the boy. The company says that by the

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end of the year, it will be harder for teenagers
to use the service without more direct parental oversight. It's
also trying to make it easier for users to be
directed to emergency services and help. As the bot learns
to better recognize science of distress. Amazon is ending a
popular perk that let Prime members share free two day

(54:16):
shipping with people outside their household. Soon, only those under
the same roof will qualify. The company started alerting users
that of the Prime Inviteee program. Apparently there was a
program you could enroll in that allows you to let
your family members outside your home use your free too.

Speaker 1 (54:35):
Because we don't make enough money, we need more people
to pay for the membership so they can get the
free two day shipping.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Yeah, it's like the password crackdown on all the streamings
and now they're doing on an Amazon Prime. So starting
October first, Amazon says it will transition to his family
program that allows a Prime member to share shipping with
one other adult and I think they said four children

(55:01):
and fourteens. But the delivery has to be made to
the same I'd like to the home address. So I
guess that's what they'll do, sort of not let you
ship to a different address. I guess. I don't know.
But what if it's a gift, I don't know. Good
luck Amazon, and I don't know how you can patrol this.

Speaker 1 (55:17):
I hope you make it Amazon.

Speaker 3 (55:19):
I hope God bless Amazons homelessness.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
See so many businesses closing nowadays. I really hope you
can pull through Amazon.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
All right, those are your three things, all right, May
fourteenth to the seventeenth.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
It has already marked on the calendar circled ready to go,
Sonic Temple twenty twenty six. We've already given away from tickets.
You can get your early access tickets now. I know
some of them are already sold out with the general
four day general.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Well there they upper tiers, which is the cheaper, you know,
because they get like second tier, third tier. I don't
know if that's you know, it's just like to get
you to buy them, or because they're gonna be the
price is going to go up absolutely so once they
sell a certain number, it goes up to the next tier.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
So you know, we'll be getting some headlining announcements before
the holidays. But yesterday the first official announcement from Sonic
Temple on some of the bands that will be performing.
And uh, this is for the metal heads out there.
Oh yeah, this list is for the metal head remember.

Speaker 2 (56:23):
Oh go ahead, I'm just gonna say it's serious metal.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Remember last Sonic Temple we had that Friday, Heaviest Day
in America, Heaviest day in America. People loved it so much.
I actually, I mean, I'm loving that they release these
bands first, because it's just gonna get like harder.

Speaker 1 (56:42):
These are the bands where the lead singer absolutely needs
reco law after the performance. These are the bands where,
unless you're reading the liner notes, you have no idea
what they're saying.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
How do they I don't understand how they keep their voices.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
It's great, no idea, no idea. We'll start with Lorna
Shores coming to so an example.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
Yes, this is called to the hell Fire.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Okay? Is that a guitar or is that a person's voice?

Speaker 2 (57:32):
That's a personal voice right there.

Speaker 1 (57:40):
That that that drum solo sounded like me sitting on
the toilet after two Mexican pizzas. Go back, Go back
to the drum solo.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Double Girls Like for Like a Blood Kick.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Also announced for sound Exemple twenty twenty six, Pale Face
Swiss Watch Atilla is going to be there.

Speaker 16 (58:21):
I'm like a passage.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Shut up, sweet all lie.

Speaker 17 (58:26):
He counts.

Speaker 4 (58:29):
Actual counts my money while I'm on my PlayStation, he says.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
Chelsea Grin is.

Speaker 18 (58:35):
Going to be there, and uh, Disembodied Tyrant is going
to be there.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
That's the same singing for every band.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
They all sound the same. I'm sorry. And then also
Brand of Sacrifice, but we couldn't find any clip of
Band to Sacrifice that did not include a word that
we couldn't play on the radio just bleep.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
Yeah, that's something to look forward Todds.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
So there you go, your first six bands announced from
Sonnon Temple.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
Getting new bands next week next week.

Speaker 1 (59:27):
Oh boy, real quick, since we're talking about metal, I
did want to play this one clip for you real quick.
I saw this on TikTok yesterday. Some heavy metal bands
made a video but they removed all the distortion from
the guitar. They did their their heavy metal breakdown, but
they removed all like the sound effects and distortion from

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their guitar. This is heavy metal, no distortion, taleism. It's
so I don't like it. It sounds like RHUs.

Speaker 2 (01:00:10):
Yeah, it's like a.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
New metal core type. I don't know, I like it.
I like it.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
It's like folk new metal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:17):
You know what it removes for me the anxiety that
death metal produces. Okay, for whatever reason, I guess that's
just my makeup. I A it gives me anxiety to
hear this like death metal, but that takes that away.
Now I feel like I.

Speaker 2 (01:00:31):
Could groove funny thing. I mentioned this in the past,
but I'll tell you.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Our boss showed me a music study that said, the
one thing that always keeps people coming back to rock
and roll is the distorted electric guitar.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
That's just the number one thing that brings us back
to rock and roll every time.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
Totally you can see that. So there you go. We'll
get new bands next week from Sounding Temple. But there
are your first six of the course that's available. If
you want to see the list again, all you can
jump on the blitz Facebook page.

Speaker 6 (01:01:01):
Not so breaking News. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:01:08):
Our first story takes this down to Florida. We have
ourselves a WTF what the Florida? You know, you assume
that if you ever enter a scenario where you need
a lawyer, you're probably gonna do a little research. I've
never had to hire a lawyer before, but I would
assume you do some research, either word of mouth or

(01:01:30):
maybe you know, you get you get the free consult
and you ask some questions. You know, you're trying to
figure out if this is the right lawyer for you
to use for what kind of case you need. Because
lawyers usually specialize in certain areas of the loss. You
want to make sure you get the right lawyer that
specializes in the certain law you're going for, including if
you're getting a divorce. There are divorce lawyers out there,

(01:01:52):
so if you're going through a divorce, you hire yourself
a divorce lawyer, and that is exactly what this person did.
They went and found Dorothy huff Nagel because this was
a divorce lawyer and she was good at what she did.
Or so, this person thought the court date arises, she

(01:02:14):
shows up for her divorce proceedings, but attorney Dorothy Huffnagel
doesn't show up. And when your lawyer doesn't show up
to your court case, something's pretty wrong. So they had
to do a little research. Well, divorce lawyer Dorothy Huffnagel
was not at her client's divorce proceedings because she was

(01:02:39):
in jail for not paying court ordered alimony to her
spouse for her divorce. Yeah, you think that if you're
a divorce lawyer, you kind of know how those things work.
In fact, only that five other cases over her head.
She was actually disbarred from the Florida Bar Association because

(01:03:04):
of her legal troubles. Like I understand, lawyers are people
and things happen, but you know, if you're out there
representing yourself as a divorce lawyer, you should probably be
an upstanding member of the divorce community. She's just saying,
story number two. Let's see this story. It doesn't say

(01:03:26):
exactly where it takes place. I do know that it
took place back on February twenty sixth, twenty twenty four,
and we are just now getting the story because of well, basically,
the case was going through the old court system. It
turns out a gentleman, a chronic thief, had entered a
parking lot of a grocery store and he decided, you

(01:03:51):
know what, I like this car. I think I'm going
to take this car. But thankfully, a couple of store
employees saw the man trying to break into the car,
so they went over to stop this thief. However, it
might have been a little aggressive in stopping the thief
and to make sure he wasn't going anywhere, and basically

(01:04:13):
an altercation ensued, which left the thief with some injuries. Well,
he sued the store because the employees intervened from him
stealing the car, and the intervention left him with some migraines, insomnia,
and panic attacks. So he is now suing the store

(01:04:38):
for what he calls the life altering injuries. In a
statement from the Dino's Grocery mart, he says, you and
your employees are responsible for my injuries. Now you are.
You know, if you wouldn't have been stealing the car,
then you wouldn't have been stopped from stealing a car,

(01:04:59):
which and have led your injuries from us being stopped
from stealing the car.

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
And he found a lawyer to take the case.

Speaker 1 (01:05:05):
Right, he did find a lawyer to take I think he.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
And the lawyer should both go to jail.

Speaker 3 (01:05:10):
Everybody deserves a defense.

Speaker 1 (01:05:13):
I mean, I wouldn't mind if he just got laughed
out of court. That's I mean, just just get Kelly's right.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
That store deserves to be defended against this gun.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
Okay, that is, you're not so breaking news nine ninety
seven of the Blitz Okay line, I just what this
has never happened to me before. Uh I had a

(01:05:44):
blitz therapy pulled up and then uh it, it was
so great that I actually wanted to save it for
tomorrow for a different conversation. And so I thought I
had grabbed this other one and I didn't, so completely unprepared. Kelly,

(01:06:08):
tell me about a problem in your life so we
can we can solve it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:12):
You know how private I am about my I know
personal problems. We tell your problem in fixed life though
I'm just kidding. I don't know any problems in your life.

Speaker 1 (01:06:23):
Oh no, that wouldn't work. It's not really a problem.

Speaker 7 (01:06:29):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
This this story brought to you by a tri state
mental health. So I got a call yesterday for my sister,
and my sister says, Hey, this is going to sound crazy,
but I want you to hear me out. I said, okay,
and she said, a friend of mine just got this check,

(01:06:51):
a big check in the mail because she was part
of this class action lawsuit and they got the payout
for the cloud section lawsuit and it was like thirty
five thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:07:02):
Geez, I've been in a class action and I get
like nine dollars twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
Dollars right, right. And so apparently there was this new
class action lawsuit that this company was handling, but you
needed teach children because it dealt with kids being drawn

(01:07:26):
into roadblocks, roadblocks, roadblocks, the game. Oh and kids are
being like tricked into spending money and buying this and
buying that, and there was a huge there's this huge
class action lawsuit.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Because I was also, they're also being preyed on by predators.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
Oh that too, yeah, thought no, no, this is monetarily yeah,
and so my sister says, but it's basically what you are,
your parents of teenagers. And she said, you know, if
you joined the class action lawsuit, your boys play roadblox.
I was like, yeah, the thirteen year old plays roadblocks.
Because oh, if you have part of this class action lawsuit,

(01:08:07):
then collect money. And then I guess there's a referral fee.
So she was gonna get some money too because she
doesn't have kids to play roadblocks.

Speaker 3 (01:08:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
But if you help people build, you know, if you're
part of the build, they need enough people for the
class action lawsuit. You help build this, they'll give you
a referral. Yeah, yeah, can I give you that? Can
I give your number to them and you get in
from Manson? Yeah, I'll look into it, don't see what's
going on. And so it wasn't even an hour later

(01:08:38):
that my phone rings from this lawyer's office in North Carolina.
And I pick up the phone and you hear all
this background and the noise, but noise in the background,
like you do you know when you're getting a call
from a call center.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Oh, yes, okay, And I.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
Mean this with all due respect, but this person had
the accent of someone who calls from a call center. Yes,
and he's asking about roadblocks and if I have anyone
teenager that plays roadblocks. I said yes, and he kind
of explains the lawsuit. You'll get three phone calls my office.

(01:09:17):
Our office will call you, and then you get a
call from a supervisor to gather the final information. Then
you get a call from the lawyer for the actual lawsuit,
and then in fourteen to twenty one business days, you'll
get your check from the class action lawsuit. And I
said okay, and he goes first things first, to verify

(01:09:37):
your child, we need a copy of their birth certificate.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
Oh my gosh, okay, I.

Speaker 1 (01:09:45):
Said, you need what said a copy of your child's
birth certificate? I said, oh, why do you need that?
So we have to verify that you have a child
within that age group. And I said, okay, I don't
need any more information, thank you. By called my sister
back and I was like, yeah, no, that's not what

(01:10:07):
you think it is at all.

Speaker 2 (01:10:09):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Yeah, who's sending a copy of their child's birth certificate?
I mean that is just bold to just come out
and ask for your child's birth certificate. I mean that's
like saying that's like the story we had earlier about
the woman who got scammed unfortunately by one of these

(01:10:30):
romance scams, but she sent she sent it to her
online boyfriend who's an astronaut and needed to buy oxygen
in space. That one. I mean, come on, man, how
are you falling for this stuff? I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:45):
Do you have somebody come to your door and they
tell you, hey, I can help you lower your electric
bill or your gas bill. I just need to see
a copy of your bill. Ll right, yeah, like you're
not getting a copy of my film.

Speaker 1 (01:10:58):
And then and then the.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Last time it happened, and somebody came and I said,
you know, we were told if anybody asked us for
a copy of our bill, we should call the police.
He's like oh oh, he got real nervous, and he goes, oh, okay,
I understand that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:09):
Yeah, walked away real fast for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:11:12):
Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
Yeah. How about other guys on the segways? Do they
ever come up to your door and they're like, well,
we're working with your neighbor to do some various yards of.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Right, just infected your neighbor. Johnny's uh, while here we're
in the neighborhood.

Speaker 4 (01:11:28):
We'll offer you, like, I don't know, Johnny, I don't
know you would get away from me.

Speaker 1 (01:11:34):
It seems too good to be true. Yeah, you gotta
you gotta tread lightly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:37):
Have I mentioned that I was scammed on Facebook? Marketplace?

Speaker 1 (01:11:41):
So anyways coming up next. We talked about this last
week and we decided this would be kind of fun
to try. There was a list that was put out
give us Book of World Records just turned seventy, and
they came out of the list of seventy records that

(01:12:04):
no one's attempted yet. So basically, these are records that
are you know, kind of up for grabs.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
Yeah, and they have really strict rules, like you can't
do they won't do drinking records anymore. Yeah, like anything
that's dangerous uh huh, but they have a list of
ones that you can try.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
But and the thing is is, there's one guy who's
got like, I don't know, one hundred and some odd
records because he just does the most ridiculous things that
no one would really think to do. And he's like, oh, well,
I'm the world record holder in doing this absolutely ridiculous thing.
So they came out with a list.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
Like ones that haven't been broken in fifty years that
we might be able to break, or just ones that
he haven't even been attempted to have it.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah, even ones that haven't even been attempted. So they're
making this like list included. And so basically what we
decided to do was on Wednesdays, we're going to try
and set a new world record. Because you've had the
thought for a while, right that you always.

Speaker 3 (01:13:08):
Wanted to break a world record. I thought that was cool,
you know how you wanted to do that as a kid,
a teen. I haven't thought of it much as an
adult other than it would be kind of neat to
be a part of something like that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Like I think maybe next week I'm going to head
to the store and pick up some pringles because one
of the world records that has never been broken or
ever attempted. Apparently most pringles eaten in one minute?

Speaker 2 (01:13:30):
Oh man, oh you think you get downs?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Maybe most pringles.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
I don't think I could be a world record holder
on that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:37):
Okay, what about most T shirts put on in one minute?
Maybe i'm's gonna bring in I'm going to bring in
my entire collection of T shirts.

Speaker 3 (01:13:46):
I get dressed pretty quickly. I could have a shot
at that.

Speaker 12 (01:13:48):
Maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:13:49):
Okay, let's see most headbands worn it once?

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Oh gosh, yeah, so none of these have ever been
there is no record, right right, So basically you can
set the two headbands.

Speaker 3 (01:14:02):
You've set the record.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
That is true. But I think that, yeah, you gotta
go big right off the bat like this one. I
think we could probably try and set the world record
right now, okay, because this is really yeah, uh you
have you got to stop watch on your on your phone,
don't you think?

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:14:21):
All right, this is wine. Got pull up your stop
watch here, Kelly, because you and I are going to
attempt this right all right? And they don't give a
clear definition because this is most high fives and thirty seconds.
So I'm assuming is that like you and I high
fiving each other. Or is that like lining people up

(01:14:43):
and getting the most high five from other people? Yeah?
I'm uncertain that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:49):
The most high five?

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Right, so we can do two hands like?

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
Oh we could, couldn't we? Yeah? I think turn on
this one. Here, I'm gonna stitch microphone second there we
got switch making one. So I get closer to Kelly.
All right, you got your stop watch? Ready? I do
all right? Most time fives and thirty seconds. Oh wait,
but for it to be official, it has to be recorded.
I'm gonna give you my phone here. Okay, there we go.
We need the We need the video because we're gonna

(01:15:15):
have to go back and count because we're gonna be
going so fast there's no way that we can counting.
You're right, you're ready, you're rolling all right? All right,
hang on, I got start. Tell us when to go?

Speaker 3 (01:15:26):
Think we're gonna go one by one or two?

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
I say, back and forth? Stay back and forth?

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Alright?

Speaker 1 (01:15:31):
Alright, alright?

Speaker 2 (01:15:33):
Three? Two?

Speaker 1 (01:15:35):
One? Begin? Is that? Why?

Speaker 10 (01:16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:16:05):
You go?

Speaker 2 (01:16:07):
Wait a man? Does that count? Or do you have
to both through?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Hitting my muscle?

Speaker 7 (01:16:15):
How much time?

Speaker 2 (01:16:16):
You still got? About twenty seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:16:18):
What thirty seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:16:20):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
I said twenty No, where you stop?

Speaker 3 (01:16:22):
Now you're ruined it where you're supposed to go thirty seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:16:25):
Or I thought you said a minute? No no, Well
then you got all thirty seconds on here? All right,
so it's all on here.

Speaker 1 (01:16:33):
I'm out of breath, I'm floating.

Speaker 3 (01:16:34):
My muscle's hurt. That was pretty good.

Speaker 4 (01:16:39):
All thirty seconds is on there though, Okay, sorry about that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
How are he tell us we have twenty seconds to
go when we've been going for that long.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
I thought you were going to a minute wedding?

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
All I know. All I know is if you take
that thirty seconds and play it back not audio sounded
like me when Nora's not home. Thirty seconds? How much job?
How much longer? It's burning?

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
I've gotten too out of breath to be the next contestant.
Maybe we'll just do that one.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
That was a damn workout.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
I want to know if that was how they want
it done, because if it is.

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
I mean videotaped thirty seconds, we've got to go back
and count. We're got to go back and count the slaps.
I was like, what are you doing?

Speaker 7 (01:17:37):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:17:37):
Yeahs oh, that's when I was hearing that was actually
a workout. That was like using a speed bag.

Speaker 3 (01:17:47):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
That's like, that's what it reminded me.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Yeah, they should not be out of breath. I should
not be that out of breath.

Speaker 3 (01:17:55):
It's I need a massage.

Speaker 1 (01:17:58):
My thigh hurts from like kneeling down and trying to
like get in there.

Speaker 7 (01:18:04):
Hurt.

Speaker 12 (01:18:04):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Lord, Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I get it, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:09):
You you it was.

Speaker 2 (01:18:11):
It was really pretty awesome how fast you.

Speaker 1 (01:18:14):
Guys were going. Let's see you could have been.

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
Basically, we figured out I figured out, we figured out
a strategy where yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:21):
So I'm gonna post. All right, let's get the countdown
one begin How do you count that?

Speaker 13 (01:18:39):
Read?

Speaker 3 (01:18:40):
My palms are.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
Sounds like you're playing drums for a disembodied tyrant.

Speaker 3 (01:18:51):
My palms are so sore.

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
I'm gonna have to go back and edit that. I'm
gonna have to go back and count and see how
many we go, because I and all right, so we
have to the next step is to google like the
official submissions for the Guinness Book World Records, because I
don't think I know a lot of times they'll have
like the Guinness Book a World Records person there, but

(01:19:15):
something like this.

Speaker 3 (01:19:16):
I don't think Okay, Doug has a good idea. Play
it in slow mo then we can count.

Speaker 2 (01:19:19):
Oh there you.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Go, yeah, Born.

Speaker 17 (01:19:34):
Whens it gonna and the book make stop sorry, Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:19:53):
Pretty sick.

Speaker 3 (01:20:00):
Coming up in the news. The dignified part of the program.
I guess it's Roger.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
Me the news. Kellie.

Speaker 3 (01:20:18):
Oh, it looks like it's Roger Waters versus Jack Osborne
Rogers all. I feel like you guys don't even need
me anymore.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
That's just going to be the rest of the show.
It's wa now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:44):
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Remember, about two months after the assassination attempt on President
Trump at a rally in Pennsylvania, guy in Florida was
armed and hiding in the bushes on a golf course
where Trump was playing around. A fifty nine year old
Ryan Ruth was spotted by a Secret Service agent, arrested
in charge with the tempt assassination of a presidential candidate,
and he faces life in prison. All right, Monday will
be jury selection in Ryan Ruth's trial. He is representing

(01:21:12):
himself and he has just made a really weird legal filing.
This guy's definitely not right. You can tell. But just
days before the trial set to begin, he makes this
bizarre legal filing. He asked that number one President Trump
considers settling the matter over an eighteen home match, and
he says, quote, if Trump wins, he can execute me.
If I win, I get his job, all right, So

(01:21:33):
we're dealing with it. Ruth also requested new housing arrangements
for the trial, specifically a far off quiet room where
he can access documents related to his case, as well
as a phone, visitation, rights, email access, a typewriter, and
female strippers. What's this is Neil j All housing arrangement?

Speaker 1 (01:21:54):
Up until all of that that actually made sense. Yeah,
if you're going to represent yourself, you are allowed yet room. Yeah,
you are allowed access to certain things to build your case.
Ruined it by throwing in the strippers.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
So jury selection, like I said, starts on Monday. The judge, though,
has warned Ruth that he is going to be closely
watched by marshals during the trial. The judge is not
putting up with anything, and the second that he does
something that might be considered threatening, he will be dealt
with by marshals.

Speaker 1 (01:22:24):
The problem is he thought legal briefs were like stripper
thongs exactly because.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Well, Disney will pay a ten million dollar fine to
settle a Federal Trade Commission lawsuit a leedging it allowed
personal day to be collected on kids under thirteen, which
violates federal law, the Children's Online Privacy Protection Act, to
be specific, that requires kid oriented apps and websites to
get parents consent before collecting personal information of children under thirteen.

(01:22:53):
The problem is Disney failed to properly label some videos
that it uploaded to YouTube as made for kids, and
that mislabeling allowed Disney, through YouTube to collect the personal
data from these children under thirteen and use that data
for targeted advertising to children. So it was probably worth
it for them to break the law for a period

(01:23:14):
of time, get all that info, and now pay a
small ten million dollar fine, which is nothing to Disney.

Speaker 12 (01:23:20):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:23:20):
There are there are people, There are people whose actual
job is to do the math.

Speaker 12 (01:23:26):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
Is it more profitable to just pay out the lawsuit
or to actually fix the problem?

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
Exactly? Yeah, yep. Well, a rock spat of sources erupting
between pink Floyd and Black Sabbath. The beef started earlier
this month when pink Floyd co founder Roger Waters made
a dismissive comment about Black Sabbath singer Ozzy Osbourne after
his death. Waters, who's eighty one, says I don't care
about Black Sabbath. I never did, and then he criticized

(01:23:56):
Ozzy for being all over TV with what he called
his quote idiocy and nonsense. You say that after someone dies.
It's kind of a weird move, but he did. And
yesterday Ozzy Osmore's thirty nine year old's on Jack responded
on Instagram by calling Waters pathetic and out of touch
and accusing him of trying to get attention from the press.
So we got a little boiling spack there between Roger

(01:24:18):
Waters and Jack Osborne.

Speaker 1 (01:24:21):
It seemed weird. We were listening to the clip earlier
this morning of Roger Waters saying what he said, and
it's like, you're allowed your opinion. Yeah, if you don't,
if you weren't into Black Sabbath or weren't into Ozzy, okay, fine,
But the way he said it, it's those people that

(01:24:42):
just are just negative all the time, like why do
you have I don't care for Ozzie's music, Okay, I
don't care for Black Sabbath, Okay, No, one's asking you
to like everything, but just the way he the way,
just so.

Speaker 3 (01:24:56):
And also you lose filters as you age. Oh he does,
and he's eighty one. He doesn't have any filters. He
doesn't think all. The guy just died. Let him rest
in peace. I don't need a mouth off with my opinions.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
That is very true.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
All right, those are your three things.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Sometimes ladies just want to talk about their I got
a couple of stories here for you. This first one
coming from a woman that people have spent quite a
bit of time talking about her business because she released
a candle on her website Goop that was supposed to

(01:25:32):
be like.

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Smelled like her.

Speaker 1 (01:25:33):
Who oh yeah, Apparently Gwyneth Paltrow has something to say.
She was doing an appearance on the Cutting Room Floor podcast.
Take a listen to what Gwyneth has to say.

Speaker 12 (01:25:43):
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 19 (01:25:45):
Every single mess I've made in my life comes from
me not saying the hard thing, every single one.

Speaker 12 (01:25:51):
Yeah, because you're a good girl. I'm a recovering good girl.
Oop Goop Goop. The internet calls you the ultimate omond mom.
You know that, right?

Speaker 19 (01:25:57):
I don't know where they got that like pelvic floor health,
got hell plant medicine conscious Uncoppler, I can't.

Speaker 12 (01:26:06):
I can't. No one will understand me until I'm dead.
But you are in on the joke that is the
brand of Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (01:26:12):
What do you think no one's gonna understand me and
fill them.

Speaker 2 (01:26:17):
And they still won't.

Speaker 1 (01:26:20):
I've got no issue with her. I really don't. Besides
being a little bit of a weird it's her, it's her,
it's her. Everything she says sounds condescending. Yeah, it's just
the tone of her voice.

Speaker 12 (01:26:33):
Hi, I'm Gwyneth Paltrow.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Automatically, just her saying Hi. It makes it sound like
I'm better than you. Yes, right off the bat. Soul
singer Eric Abadd was recently talking on the Drink Champs
podcast and she has a new incense coming out. If
you are an incense and lighting incense, this may be
something that you want to pick up. But it was

(01:26:59):
a very specific planning process as to why she chose
the scent of her incense. Take a list of what
Eric I had to say.

Speaker 12 (01:27:08):
I made the incense, but I didn't make the legend.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
Legend made itself.

Speaker 5 (01:27:12):
So the big question was without being crude.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
How is it made?

Speaker 5 (01:27:16):
How did the smell come about?

Speaker 12 (01:27:18):
How did the smell come about?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
Will most guys say that my vagina smells like strawberries
and gunpowder?

Speaker 5 (01:27:24):
What man sounds like?

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
The sounds like a nice please in the wild. So
I tried to do just came there.

Speaker 14 (01:27:33):
You know, I don't know, they say, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:39):
She said, I don't know where to get a strawberry from.

Speaker 12 (01:27:42):
But yeah, that's what they say. So I try to do.

Speaker 18 (01:27:46):
The place smells strawberries and gun powder.

Speaker 12 (01:27:48):
And I hope that I'm doing that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:50):
Wait, you don't know where the strawberries come from? So
you think your virgine just smells like gunpowder?

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
I just like, she goes, well, men tell me, well,
who are all these men? That's what they say.

Speaker 1 (01:28:03):
Okay, that's fine. I'm sure people have commented on before.
I wonder why it smells like strawberries and gun Where
does the gunpowder come from?

Speaker 2 (01:28:12):
I have no idea.

Speaker 1 (01:28:13):
What food do you eat? Don't you're just swallowing bullets.

Speaker 2 (01:28:17):
I don't even know what gunpowder smells like.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
You know, yeah I would, I wouldn't be able to
point it out either, have any idea, No clue. I
really just want to know where gunpowder comes from? Like what? What? How?
That is not? I don't like incense anyways. It gives
me a headache.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:37):
That is one that I most certainly would not be
lighting around the house.

Speaker 2 (01:28:40):
And I don't care it does not get rid of
the smell of wheat.

Speaker 1 (01:28:44):
I don't think. I want to know the guy if you,
if you happen to order this incense that smells like
strawberries and gunpowder. I want to meet the guy who
will walk in and go, is there a cup of
do here?

Speaker 2 (01:29:02):
Like what America's around here?

Speaker 1 (01:29:06):
Something I want? Guy? Now, let's see if we can
learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah, let's
learn you some stuff on a Wednesday morning. Make you
a little bit smarter than you were when you woke
up today. Did you know the tango? The dance? The

(01:29:27):
very sentual dance? The tango was created in the brothels
of bonas Aire's Argentina to act out the relationship between
a prostitute of pimp. Oh really, that's where the original
moves come from.

Speaker 2 (01:29:43):
Did they know the people doing that dance know that?

Speaker 1 (01:29:46):
Dude would have to think so I mean again, it's
it's a probably sexy dance. Yes. Doc Martin's were invented
by a German doctor named Klaus Martins after he heard
his ankle skiing in nineteen forty five and needed a
more comfortable shoot to wear. I see Doc Martin's to
me look uncomfortable.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
They look it. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:30:05):
I've never worn They're so clunky and big. Never had them.
I am not either. If you own a pet tortoise,
here's one for you. Pet tortoises can go in the
fridge to hibernate over winter.

Speaker 2 (01:30:20):
Get out of here so seriously.

Speaker 1 (01:30:22):
But if you do do it, you need to ensure
that the temperature remains within a safe range, and you'll
want to open the door a few times a week
for ventilation. But you can put your tortoise to hibernate.

Speaker 2 (01:30:33):
I'm in the fridge and hope go to sleep, and
and you decide when winter's over.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Yeah, I guess, so you're just take him.

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Out one month a year?

Speaker 1 (01:30:43):
How Yeah, how would that happen? What happened? I mean
at some point? Well, I mean, but that's any hibernating again, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
I guess so if they're sleep because there's there's just
kind of shut us down.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
But yeah, I think it could only last so long
before you take them out right for sure. And finally,
Electric Light Orchestra. They have the record for the most
top forty songs without a number one hit. They've had
twenty songs make the top forty, but none of them
have made it to number one, none of them, none

(01:31:15):
of them. At some point are you just like, well,
we'll have a we'll have a top forty hit, but
it's not going to be number one. Just ride ride
the small wave, never never catching the big kahuna, and
you're just like, yeah, we're good with it. I mean
they're still touring, they're still doing their things, so I mean, oh,

(01:31:38):
I know they've had they've had an extensive career. For sure.

Speaker 2 (01:31:42):
This was not a number one.

Speaker 1 (01:31:43):
It was not there. You go learning some stuff on
a Wednesday morning. Nine seven of the Blitz

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