World Record Wednesday and FessHole - Blitz Morning 9-24-25 - The Morning Blitz

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So how about the world on yours?

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Everybody on PLZ.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
Y get going on a Wednesday. I have about seventy
three today. Could see showers off and on throughout the
entire day. Way, you're already waking up to some water
on the roadways there as we got some rain overnight.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Hopefully you had a great Tuesday. How are you, Kelly?

Speaker 4 (00:29):
I'm great, Yeah, no complaints.

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Uh, finish up to so watch two more episodes, So one, two,
and three are now done with Black Rabbit and loving
it so far.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
It's good.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, it's gets stressing messy. It's getting messy.

Speaker 4 (00:45):
It is stressful.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
It's funny you say that because something happened at the
end of season three. A couple things happened at the
end of season three and.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Nora and I on the couch and Nora goes, I
feel uncomfy some things.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
She was like, Oh, this is all starting to like
climax basically before I assume where they start figuring some
things out or whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:12):
But yeah, so far it's worth a watch.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Jason, I really like Jason Bateman. I'm sorry, but just
everything he does from from uh what was that relationship
vacation or FA what was the movie he was saying,
with four couples, couple doubles, retreat.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
Yeah, and then Game.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
Nights development, and then he goes on to Ozark's SmartLess
is a great podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I mean, he's got it all.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
I did notice one thing though, they do something in
this show Black Rabbit that they did in Ozark.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Where opening credit show you what's coming in pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:53):
I was, I don't know if I like that, like
come up with a new idea. That's the only thing
that kind of bugs.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
How about the one carecharacter that is very reminiscent of
Julia Garner in terms of looks.

Speaker 2 (02:03):
Yes, yeah, it's.

Speaker 4 (02:05):
Really platinum blonde. There's a couple of is that the
same character?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, yeah, A couple of a couple of things that
overlapped there to see what.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
He likes visually for you know what he does, and
it's it's great, it's great, worth of watch well.

Speaker 3 (02:20):
And I didn't I noticed this at the end of
episode three. Laura Lenny directed episode three. Jason Maitman directed
the first two. Laura Lenny, the wife from Ozark, Yeah,
directed episode three.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Yeah, it's really cool. Anyway you do what I'm doing?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
Great, I just real quick I have turned down two
events in the last twenty four hours because of they
start at night at seven thirty, seven thirty Buckeye in Minnesota,
Ohio State Minnesota. No, it's a seven thirty game. Not going.
That's on our anniversary October fourth. We wanted to go.
I'm like, i'll go if it's a noon, I'll go.

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If it's a three thirty. I don't do night games,
and it's a night game, So turn that down. Number two,
my absolute favorite in the world, Barry Manilo announces he's
coming through Columbus one last time in January. It's on
a Sunday night. It's seven thirty, hard pass. I love
Barry Manilow. I have already seen him in concert. I
don't need to see him again. But I'm like, no,

(03:16):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 3 (03:17):
Okay, let's say let's say you hadn't seen Buried Mane
Low after all these years.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Yeah, would you do it seven thirty on a Sunday?

Speaker 4 (03:24):
No? Really, I got the records.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Okay, come on, that's not the same. Okay, if you
had that Monday off, would you do No?

Speaker 4 (03:35):
It doesn't matter to me. Like I have the Sunday
off after the Buckeye game.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, and you're still not going.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
I am not my best self past seven thirty pm.
I'm cranky. I want to be in bed. Yeah, and
I've discovered I not that I had discovered that about myself.
I've known that about myself. But two things I might
really enjoy I've said no to. And I feel like
maybe I'm making a giant mistake living this way.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Does that mean?

Speaker 3 (04:06):
Does that mean you're done with concerts as a whole?

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Then?

Speaker 4 (04:09):
I mean I went to see Nate Bargetzi in August
and that show started it even started late, which don't
trust me. It was taking me off the later time.
I mean, you're supposed to start at I loved it.
I had an absolute great time, but I must say
I am not at my peak at night. I like

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to enjoy things when I'm at peak energy. Yeah, so,
but I don't know, it's a silly thing. And maybe
that just I don't want to be that set in
my ways. But I'm so tired. I'm just a tired person,
aren't you from waking up at three in the morning?
But you rally. I think you should do that in

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your life. And I just I've gotten two set in
my ways, and I think I need to change it,
and you can't.

Speaker 1 (05:01):
You never change anything, no matter what, right, whether you're
off work on words, No, I'm in I really you
can't do that.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
No, I am in bed at seven thirty on vacation.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (05:12):
Really, between seven thirty and eight I may kick it
to eight pm. That's about the latest.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Kick the can down to eighteen.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
If you were to stay up late a couple nights
and sleep later, is that impossible for you to do?

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:26):
No, I don't want to because then I have to
wrench myself back into an early morning schedule. Okay, No,
I don't like it. I like living this way. I
do enjoy it. I love early morning hours. I wake
up at four four thirty on the weekends. Yeah, I'm
off drinking coffee.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
I'm loving life.

Speaker 4 (05:44):
You know, if Barry Manilow would be do a show
at six am, I'd be at by sense.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
I bet he wouldn't, Yeah, i'd I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
He's an old guy. He's eighty two. Yet his guys
at six am.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Already eating his soft poached eggs and apple sauce or whatever.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
Eighty two year old tea.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
All right, anyway, anyway, I'm sorry, sorry you had to
turn down your Oh no, it's fine. I love turning
it down. It makes me feel great.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
There are people that love doing that. They're like, I
am aokay with turning stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
I saw that it was on a Sunday night, seven thirty.
I'm like, you know what, I feel so good about
saying no to this.

Speaker 3 (06:27):
But again, even if it was a Saturday night, you
weren't going anyways.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (06:32):
All right, Yeah, I'm good man.

Speaker 3 (06:33):
All right, Well then let's just get going because we
got a lot to talk about this morning.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
So let's go with Blitze Morning Trivia.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff. If you're the
first one to text and be correct answer, Voting open
today for this annual event in Alaska. Voting open today.
You can now vote on this event. What is the event?
Be the first one to text in the correct answer
at eight hundred two one ninety nine seven oh and
win the gift card.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Yeah, let's get that answer for Blitze Morning Trivia.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
All right, the question was voting began today for what
annual event in Alaska? And it is a fat Bear Week?
Fat Bear Week, You're not familiar with this, huh, I
am not so cat. My National Park in Alaska, they
have a bracket every year for Fat Bear Week and
it celebrates well fed brown bears that are preparing for

(07:22):
winter hibernation. They're up there chalon on the salmon, you know,
the salmon runs going on, and so people vote on
their favorite bears. They get millions of votes. You can
do that at explore dot org. And I just discovered that.
Well I didn't discover. My wife did, and she showed
me this website over the weekend. Phenomenal website. It's just
a website of live cameras all over the world outdoors

(07:45):
in nature. You just see some of the coolest stuff
and it just goes non stop.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
How do you vote on your favorite bear? Though they
all look the same.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Well they don't. I mean, these people, a lot of
the regular people who do this every year. Man, these
bears have names and everything, all right. So like one
twenty eight Grazer, she won her first title in twenty
twenty three. She became the first pregnant bear to claim victory.
In twenty twenty four, thirty two Chunk, a fan favorite, returns.
He had a summer jaw injury that he had to
recover from. But now he's back and I love Bear

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six or nine was the twenty twenty two Fat Bear Champion,
and so he'll be competing against one twenty eighth Junior,
which was Grazer's cub who earned Fat Bear Junior title
last year. Okay, man, they take it very seriously, but.

Speaker 2 (08:32):
People got some time on their hands. I'll play you
that much.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I mean yeah, So you just go on to explore
dot org. You can watch all the different bears and
vote for your favorite fat Bear.

Speaker 2 (08:42):
I just pick Yoki, Yeah, would be mine.

Speaker 4 (08:46):
What about Winnie the Poohi's get that little Chubb on
his time.

Speaker 2 (08:49):
Yeah was pretty good. Oh yeah, that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (08:53):
Phil and Grove City was first one texting and correct
answer and got to twenty five bucks to water Beds.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
Congratulations Phil. If you are out there being all single
and stuff, just know that dating advice hasn't changed much.
There was someone found some dating advice from a poet
in ancient.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Rome by the name of Ovid.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
This is dating advice from two thousand years ago.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Don't ever go to the vomitorium on your first date.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
That's a good piece of advice.

Speaker 3 (09:29):
Vambitatorium that is not on his list, though Ovid does say, however,
three dating tips from two thousand years ago.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Number one, you have to make an effort.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Ovid told men they shouldn't expect their soulmate to just
magically appear.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
You have to put yourself out there.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
And he says, and I quote, she will not come
floating down to you through the tenuous air. She must
be sought. Dating tip number two from two thousand years ago.
You probably won't find them at a bar, Yeah, he said,
you won't choose the right person if you're drunk. Actual

(10:11):
dating advice from years ago. And then finally the last
bit of information. Don't look like a swab. He says,
and I quote, do not let your nails project or
let the o and let them be free of dirt,
nor let any hair be in the hollow of your nostrils,
and let not the breath of your mouth be sour

(10:34):
and unpleasing me.

Speaker 4 (10:36):
I love it.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
So.

Speaker 3 (10:37):
In other words, brush your teeth, cut your nails, and
pluck your nose hairs.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
What so, I guess they just did it with their
fingers back then, right, they just pulled the nose hairs out.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Yeah, probably Yeah, unless they had some sort of little
pincer thing. I don't know which I mean. I still
yank them out with my fingers too, Betty White, you
get the three or four at a time that hurts.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
Betty White said whenever she needed to cry for a
TV scene or a movie scene.

Speaker 2 (11:02):
Yeah. Absolutely.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Oh it's always amazing when you get one at the
tip and you think it's a little one, but it's
actually gotten that good all the.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
Way out there.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
So you pull it and you actually feel like.

Speaker 3 (11:13):
Your eyeball on two taps like that, You're like, what
in the how is that so long?

Speaker 2 (11:19):
It wasn't making ex sense.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
Anyways, follow follow ovid's device and you should be okay.

Speaker 5 (11:26):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (11:33):
Our first story takes this down to Florence, South Carolina,
and I am all about a prank, especially if I'm
gonna get my friends really good.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
I'm gonna i'mingna.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
Disrupt their joy poke a little bit. I'm all about it. However,
there's a time and a place, and this isn't the
time or the place. Alexander Paul Robertson Lewis was an
assistant teacher at West Florence High School and well over
the past month he was just caught, I'm assuming trying

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to either prank the school, slash students, or get out
of work, one of the two, because over multiple occasions
he has been caught using the fake poop spray and
spraying it into the vents of the school. So it
was overpowering the entire school. This wasn't like a classroom

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where he was just like poop spray in the corner. No,
this was in the ventilation system. There's a little bit
of the news report.

Speaker 6 (12:40):
Florence County Deputy say Alexander Lewis, a teaching assistant at
West Florence High School, use the spray he bought online
that mimics the smell of feces. The incident report says
surveillance video shows Lewis walking through the school's breezeway with
an object in his right hand. The report says he
sprays one thing while approaching a hall where his classroom

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is located, then slipped the item into his pocket. Deputies
and Assistant Superintendent Kyle Jones were called to the school.
Lewis was escorted to a conference room read his rights
and detained.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
Now here's the thing about fifty five thousand dollars worth
of damage because he was spraying it into like the
air conditioning vents. So it's kind of like, I'm assuming
they have to get it cleaned out because the particles
of spray are just stuck in there. So it's just
a constant poop smell throughout the entire school.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
A hall has been sprayed by an a hole.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
Yes, that's about it.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
It's definitely a passive aggressive move like this guy is
trying to call it. Seems like a volunteer firefighter who
sets a fire and then rushes to the scene to
put it out. Yeah you know, yeah kind of guy.
You want to cause mayhem a.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
Multiple occasions resulting in disruption of the school year. In fact,
some kids actually required medical attention. Here's one mom talking
about my son.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
His asthma's been triggered multiple times because of this, and
I've had him take him to the doctor three times.
So asma gets triggered by the smell of poop.

Speaker 3 (14:12):
I would think anything like aerosol wise, yeah, absolutely, or
if you're.

Speaker 2 (14:20):
Like, oh, have.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
You ever had a smell to that, just like crawls
up your nose and won't leave a smell at the.

Speaker 3 (14:27):
Whole day, just won't go away. It's like just a
bunch of tiny ninjas in there, just kicking away at
your nostrils.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
I've got it going on right now.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Oh what are you smelling?

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Uh? My plant? I was. I spent three hours trimming
a marijuana plant yesterday and it is in my nose.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Oh smelling it?

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (14:49):
And yeah, still a little bit on my finger. That's
that stiff stuff is sticky, man.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
Garlic does have a lot too, Yes, Like I cook
with a lot of garlic. I'll go to bed sometimes
and I'll lay down even after like doing the night
we clean up, and I have to get back up
and go wash my hands again because like that garlic
is strong.

Speaker 2 (15:08):
So this man will Or has lost his job. They're
talking jail time now, so we'll we'll see it.

Speaker 4 (15:15):
Damn jail jail time. Come all is settle down over there.
It's just a fart spray.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
You're probably responsible for the financial.

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Yeah, yeah, cleanup in jail.

Speaker 2 (15:26):
I have fifty five thousand dollars worth of damage.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Hey, if you got to pay for it, and if
you can't, but then you got to exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
He's an assistant teacher.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
I'm sure he doesn't have fifty five thousand dollars lying around.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
Get alone, alone with no job?

Speaker 2 (15:43):
Oh well, yeah, okay, yeah, jail time.

Speaker 4 (15:46):
You really want this guy in jail.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
I can tell it's not going to help anything. That's all.
That's just gonna cost us money.

Speaker 4 (15:52):
I think he needs therapy.

Speaker 3 (15:54):
That's probably right. He doesn't need therapy. Yeah. Why the
poop spray? That's what I want to know.

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why.

Speaker 3 (16:00):
The story Number two takes us up north a little
bit to Saginaw, Michigan, where a dispute at the old
Town Saginaw pub. I'm sorry, no, it is an old
It's located in Old Town Saginaw. It is called the
Steamers Riverfront Pub, where a man had a dispute with
the bar staff over fifty cents, so he decided the

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best thing to do would He pull out his handgun,
pointed at the man and misshooting him in the head
by a couple of inches, before he then also shot
another round into the roof of the bar.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Fifty cents. Wow, fifty cents.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
The shooter and a woman fled in the vehicle before
the police could arrive. However, they were able to identify
the man where he was then picked up at Hount
Anthony E. Williams will be spending some time in jail
as they found the handgun under the vehicle he had
been in. Had also was seen some nine millimeters shell

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casings on the ground.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
And yeah, looks like he.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
Is going to be spending some time in jail as
well after being released on a two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars bond. And just in case you're wondering, he
has been eighty six from Steamers Riverfront Pump.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
He will not be.

Speaker 3 (17:16):
Allowed, not welcome back, not welcome back to that location.
So uh, yeah, don't go. Don't go firing your gun
off over a fifty cent here's two quarters.

Speaker 2 (17:26):
You're right, I would have helped you out man if
I was at that bar here.

Speaker 1 (17:32):
Yes, I'll give you a whole dollar, right exactly.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
That is not a friendly neighborhood bar. When nobody stepped
forward and offered fifty cents to this guy.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, that is definitely not Applebee's.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
That is your neighborhood bar. And grill out of doubt
that you're not still breaking news. Nine ninety seven The Blitz,
How many times have you decided that, you know, it's
you're gonna you're gonna maybe try and lose a little
bit of weight or do things a little bit healthier.

Speaker 4 (17:59):
I've decided one it's a year in January for my resolution.

Speaker 2 (18:02):
Uh huh, yeah, it's about it same way.

Speaker 3 (18:05):
But you know, a lot of people will start with
what they think might be the easiest thing, is as like,
let's cut some calories, let's just try and eat a
little bit healthier, which of course is also one of
the biggest things, one of the biggest parts about it.
And so anywhere you look, they're always trying to sell
you healthier stuff. You know, margarinees better than butter, drink
diet soda instead of regular soda. You know, have you

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your vitamin water, or get in the sun more for
vitamin D all these things they tell you that are
supposed to be healthy, but they're really not. And then
on the flip side, we've heard things that might be unhealthy.
Well found this interesting little article about things that people
have said that may be unhealthy when in all actuality

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they're actually pretty healthy, Like, for instance, daydreaming. Daydreaming actually
can be pretty healthy. It's actually a form of focusing
and meditation with therapy. Yeah, it just lets you relax
and wander for a minute.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Frozen vegetables.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
A lot of people talk about frozen vegetables not being
as healthy as getting Here's the thing, though, frozen vegetables
are usually frozen within hours of being picked, so all
the nutrients and everything are locked in. So frozen vegetables are,
you know, a decent alternative if you want. Everyone talks
about MSG. MSG is just basically salt and a natural flavor.

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It's really nothing too terribly wrong.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
I don't know why everybody freaks out about it.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
I think some people are allergic to it.

Speaker 2 (19:32):
That may be what it is.

Speaker 1 (19:33):
That may be. But you always see, like on a
Chinese menu, Chinese food menu, no MSG at it, right,
you know, It's like, okay, part of the flavor though.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
But I remember, yeah, I remember growing out in the
nineties there was alway no MSG, no MSG. Salt and
fat and sugar, especially if you're cooking at home.

Speaker 2 (19:50):
You can control it. You're not being.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Slammed with huge amounts if you're going out. But cooking
with salt and fat and sugar not terrible. Everything a
moderation eggs. I'm a big proponent that some people still
act like eggs are like this huge cholesterol bomb when
actually they're super nutrient dense food.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
You'll love me from eggs all.

Speaker 4 (20:13):
So, I do think there's a connection between people not
having enough good cholesterol and dementia later in life.

Speaker 3 (20:21):
I have heard that, yeah, And to go along with that,
I have also heard this, they're very concerned about the
future because of so many people going on keto or
no carb diets, which just feeds the brain, and they're
worried that they may see a spike in like Alzheimer's
and dementia and other brain related type things because we
weren't feeding our brain enough.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
They have to have carbs, and that's next.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
On the list. Carbs.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
People demonize them, but whole grains and fruits are literally
fuel for your brain, like you need them. And then,
speaking of cards on the list, potatoes. A lot of
people give potatoes a bad rap, and that's mainly because
when you're dealing with the potato, most people are using oil,
butter or frying the potato in some way shape or

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form potato chips, things like that. But in all honesty,
if you like bake them or air fry them. Quite
possibly the healthiest starch carb you can have.

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Because it is one big card. But yeah, again, are
good carbs.

Speaker 2 (21:21):
And I will die on this hill.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
The potato is the perfect food.

Speaker 2 (21:26):
It is the ultimate food on the planet.

Speaker 4 (21:28):
It's delicious.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
It is delicious. But here's the thing. It's delicious in
literally every form. Yeah, minus potato salad. But other than that,
it is delicious in every single form. You give me
a fry, you give me a hashi bee, you give
me a a.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
Triangle square from Arby's.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
How about thick rick? And I'll eat one raw or
at least pieces.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Some salt I dug into a raw potato.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
For sure.

Speaker 2 (22:01):
You'll take a bite of a potato.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Yeah, the home fries the little dice potatoes with.

Speaker 2 (22:07):
Red pepper and them. Yeah on potato, fu do potato. Oh.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
So you take a potato and you shave it around
and you make it into like a little almost like
a little cylinder, and then you brown both sides and
like an iron skillet, a bunch of chicken broth, a
bunch of rosemary, whole bunch of garlic, and throw it
in the oven and you get these little cylinder. They're
they're like crunchy on the outside and saw it's like

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a giant French fry kind of but not fried garlic
and the rosemary.

Speaker 1 (22:41):
Let us know when you're gonna make some. I'd like
to try that. About potato skins, I mean, that may
not be the healthiest thing, but I love potato.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
You give me a good potato skins, baconnise and green onions,
find me a better find me a better potato skin,
then nasties up off of those?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Are those are the best potato.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
Skins I've ever had?

Speaker 2 (23:03):
Yeah, yeah, you find me a better potato skin than that. Everybody.
It's good food. It is very good food.

Speaker 3 (23:10):
But yeah, I was so impressed with their potatoes skins
because they han't make them. Because there was a place
we went. Oh darned, I wish I could get a
hold of Nora right now. Where was the place we
went where uh I ordered potato skins. And what they
did was they took two rusted potatoes, cut them in half,
cheese and bacon, and those were your four potato skins.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
It was two two whole potatoes cut in half.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
It didn't hollow anything out right, way too much. That's
not a potato skin. That's a loaded baked potato.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
That's a load of baked potato.

Speaker 1 (23:47):
About how about twice baked potatoes?

Speaker 2 (23:53):
All right?

Speaker 3 (23:53):
Also on the list real quick popcorn, very high in fiber,
lots of health benefit. Really pop They say popcorn is
like the ultimate snack. However, that's if you get a
bag of plane popcorn, right, not the dusted, microwave buttered
movie butter popcorn.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Now you can dristle a.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
Little butter on it. That gives you your fat for
your little bit.

Speaker 3 (24:15):
What do you say they have those those shakers the
popcorn flavors. Yeah, you just shake it on a little
little bit healthier.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
And then finally, Hamburger's unhealthiest part of the burger is
the bun. Yeah, yeah, so gives you I did that
for a while when I was on my gym kick.
If you're like two Hamburger patties, maybe your Frida egg
on top.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
Good go.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
So if you're looking to maybe eat a little bit healthier,
just know that those on the list, you'll be okay.

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Now, the three things you need to know before you
go Court.

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Appears today for a manicuse breaking into the federal Courthouse Downtown,
Forty one year old Dwayne Thunderberg has been charged with
one count of burglary. If there's say, crashed a vehicle
into barriers outside the building and then ran into the
parking garage and used a trash can to smash through
a glass door to get inside. Well, that was fast.
The Manankey's trying to assassinate President Trump and Florida has

(25:09):
been found guilty. After two hours of deliberations, the jury
found Ryan Ruth guilty of attempted assassination, assaulting federal officer,
and being a felon in possession of a firearm. When
the verdict was read, Ruth tried to stab himself in
the neck with a pen several times and had to
be escorted out of the courtroom by Marshalls.

Speaker 3 (25:26):
He will, oh he did that in the court room.
I read the article did you tried to stab someth
of the neck?

Speaker 2 (25:31):
I didn't know he did it in the corner.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Parto wow wow.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah. He'll be sentenced to December eighteenth. He faces a
life sentence. Well, since Sinclair Broadcast Group, which owns ABC
six in Town, is keeping Jimmy Kimme Alive off the show,
at the air. Rather, for now, let's listen to what
we missed last night, Kimmel's first night back since his
suspension over comments he made about the death of Charlie Kirk.

Speaker 7 (25:53):
I don't think what I have to say is going
to make much of a difference. If you like me,
like me. If you don't, you don't. I have no
illusions about changing any as mine. But I do want
to make something clear because it's important to me as
a human, and that is you understand that it was
never my intention to make light of the murder of
a young man.

Speaker 8 (26:11):
I don't.

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I don't think there's anything.

Speaker 2 (26:17):
Funny about it.

Speaker 7 (26:18):
I posted a message on Instagram and the daves killed,
sending love to his family and asking him for a compassion, and.

Speaker 2 (26:24):
I meant it. I still do.

Speaker 7 (26:26):
Nor was it my intention to blame any specific group
for the actions of what it was obviously a deeply
disturbed individual. That was really the opposite of the point
I was trying to make. But I understand that to
some that felt either ill timed or unclear, or maybe both.
And for those who think I did point a finger,
I get why you're upset. If the situation was reversed

(26:48):
there's a good.

Speaker 2 (26:48):
Chance I'd have felt the same way.

Speaker 7 (26:50):
I have many friends and family members on the other
side who I love and remain close to, even though
we don't agree on politics at all. I don't think
the murderer who shot Charlie Kirk represents anyone. This was
a sick person who believed violence was a solution and
it isn't.

Speaker 4 (27:10):
In all. His monologue lasted about fifteen minutes, and it
wrapped up just as emotionally as it started.

Speaker 7 (27:17):
I don't know if we saw this on Sunday, Erica Kirk
forgave the man who shot her husband. She forgave him.
That is an example we should follow if you believe
in the teachings of Jesus as I do. There it
was that's that's it, a selfless act of grace forgiveness

(27:42):
from a grieving widow.

Speaker 2 (27:44):
It touched me.

Speaker 1 (27:45):
Deeply, and I hope it.

Speaker 2 (27:50):
Touches ready.

Speaker 7 (27:52):
And if there's anything we should take from this tragedy
to carry forward, I hope it can be that.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
So I thought that was worth listening to, you know,
to hear his perspective, and he's coming.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
From I take away the very first the very first
thing he said he's not going to change anyone's mind.
If you like him, you like him. If you watch
a show, you watch a show. He's not changing anyone's mind.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
So well, I appreciated hearing it because I was a
little bit like, what are you saying when they before
they took him off the air that night, what are
we doing here? Like this had just happened, And I thought,
you know, but whatever, there's humanity and every single one
of us. I think if you can, no matter what

(28:36):
side of the political spectrum you fall on, there's something
beneath the rhetoric, the rhetoric and the anger and all that,
but it's human. It's human. We're all human in here
and we're trying to get through life. And I do
like that there's at least an tempted understanding and all
of that. So I felt like it was worth listening to.
And yeah, I don't know when Sinclair Broadcast groups going

(29:00):
to put him back on, but as of last night,
he was still not on. Oh and they did have
about one hundred and twenty people show up at the protest, yeah,
which was a decent crowd in the middle of a workday.
I guess, Yeah, I know how you drum up that
many people, but they did so. All right, those are
your three things.

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Hey, real quick updates that I have to give to
you because it was just released or announced. According to
a source, EXAs Strom and their astran the murr CEO,
Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot. You don't remember those names.
Those were the two that were caught on.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
The cold play jumbo.

Speaker 4 (29:42):
Tron fucked it real cozy.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Yeah, they're just friends, okay.

Speaker 4 (29:48):
According to a source, Hey, I'm friends with my husband too.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
Like my best friend, Kristin and Andy had an excellent
working relationship, a great friendship.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
There was no fair.

Speaker 3 (30:01):
It was inappropriate to be hugging your boss at a concert,
and she accepts for responsibility for it. But the scandal,
the downfall, the loss of the job, all of that
is unfair.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Okay, Uh, it's all right.

Speaker 2 (30:16):
No, no, please. I would love to hear your thoughts
on this, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
If my husband has a friend at work who's a
female and they end up going to a concert together
and he's all hugged up behind her with his hands
on her boobs, which is pretty much where this dude's
hands were.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, he was kind of sports brought it. He was
He was the lift. He was the liftedge underneath their.

Speaker 4 (30:39):
Uh yeah, I mean this is not gonna fly.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah, no, I'm gonna say maybe there hadn't been an affair,
but he was trying to make one happen that night.

Speaker 4 (30:49):
That night.

Speaker 3 (30:50):
Yeah, if they hadn't played Just the Tip yet, they
were playing Just the Tip that night.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
For sure.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
What dude goes to a concert with his coworker.

Speaker 1 (31:02):
I mean that's.

Speaker 3 (31:11):
I mean when I when I did Morning, when I
did Mornings in Detroit, I had a female co host,
and Nora would have no problem if her and I
were going to that's.

Speaker 2 (31:19):
A little different.

Speaker 1 (31:20):
Yeah, that's different.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
But going to the contret, yeah, no problem.

Speaker 3 (31:23):
But you're not gonna hug on someone and then chuck
away and duck down.

Speaker 1 (31:30):
There's nothing going on if you're just friends.

Speaker 4 (31:33):
There was something there.

Speaker 2 (31:36):
Absolutely there was.

Speaker 3 (31:39):
You're not gonna tell me you're gonna put all those
pieces together and then and then But he even came out,
didn't he When he stepped down and said that, you know,
it was inappropriate. He admitted to the inappropriateness of the
whole scenario. Yeah, but yeah, to say they're just friends
and again this article says, according to a source that

(31:59):
it doesn't even named the source.

Speaker 2 (32:02):
But there's no way, there is no way they were
just friends.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Did his wife file for divorce?

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Yeah, I think moved out.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
I think I think her husband also files from divorce.

Speaker 4 (32:19):
I think that Kristen Cabots she was are they were
already separated?

Speaker 2 (32:23):
Oh that's right, yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:24):
Yeah, yeah, no, no, yeah, no one, no one is
buying that whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (32:36):
Hey, it's a Wednesday.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
Let's get to one of my favorite website called festhole,
where people jump online and admit two things they've done anonymously,
and we get to share them with you because they're funny,
like this person who admits, after his repeated infidelity, my
terrible X and I split, we now share custody of
our dog. But before the dog goes to his house,
I fill him with boiled eggs so his fart.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Stink all the time. I love that.

Speaker 3 (33:08):
I work at Whole Foods and monitor the self checkout lanes.
I see people clearly stealing all the time. I don't
say a word. I'm not paid enough to deal with that,
and Whole Foods is already too expensive. Wow, some people
would say. Some people would say, not all heroes wear capes.
Our eight year old told us about some poor kids

(33:30):
at school that couldn't afford snacks, and he gets that
he gets in his lunch, so he asked if he
could have some extras so he can give them to them.

Speaker 2 (33:41):
So we obliged.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Suspicions arose, however, when we realized our son could no
longer fit in his pants. That's a good little scammer
right there. Yeah, pulling at the heart strings. My son
plays video games while sitting on an old, giant leather
bean bag. This is the same bean bag he was

(34:03):
conceived on. I'm just waiting for the right, ill, gross
moment to tell him, Oh, I'll make sure you get
that on video.

Speaker 2 (34:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
My ex wife cheated on me and then wound up
in the house I bought with her new lover. Now
my only satisfaction is knowing that I remotely programmed the
thermostad to go up to eighty five degrees every morning
at two am, and she can't figure out how to
change it.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
It is the little victories. It's the little victories.

Speaker 3 (34:36):
I wrote down all the women I'd never slept with
and then put them in a tournament style bracket. Realizing
that my wife is only a five seed has me
rethinking my marriage.

Speaker 1 (34:48):
Oh my god, wow, oh no, was he able to
fill the bracket? I get sixty four?

Speaker 2 (34:57):
Well, I mean the CFP is still a that's only
a twelve team playoffs. That's true.

Speaker 3 (35:03):
Sometimes when I get home, I wait outside the front
door to make sure I'm connected to the Wi Fi
so I can load up nineties WWF theme music and
cast it to.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
The Google speaker.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
I then enter my house and pretend him I'm a
wrestler entering into WrestleMania.

Speaker 2 (35:18):
That's a lot of fun. That sounds like a good idea.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Have you seen that guy on TikTok who can get
onto his neighbor's Bluetooth Bluetooth maybe it's his Wi Fi,
but he blasts through the guy's No, he connects to
the guy's Bluetooth speaker. That's it. His house is right
next to the other guys connects to it and.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
Just bore to the Bluetooth. I like it.

Speaker 4 (35:42):
I cannot figure it out.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
My husband was in a coma following a car accident.
When I visited him in the hospital, I took the
opportunity to squeeze the black head on his forehead that
had been bugging me for weeks, which he wouldn't let
me touch. Nora would one hundred percent to that without

(36:04):
a doubt.

Speaker 4 (36:05):
Take care of this real quick.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, those people who love the pop zits man, Yeah,
I got no bro, I do too.

Speaker 2 (36:11):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 1 (36:12):
Somebody else's body, Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
Yeah that and oh, give me a sunburn, give me
some skinned appeal. I'm there for sure, something wrong with you,
my ibs.

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Okay, we had talked about this.

Speaker 3 (36:28):
Actually, my ibs flared up after boarding the plane. I
rushed to the bathroom and destroyed it. The smell was
so horrific. They deplayed the other passengers and deep cleaned
the bathroom.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Oh my god, it was a ninety minute delay.

Speaker 3 (36:43):
The only thing that makes me feel better is realizing
this will have to be the most embarrassing moment of
my life.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
Yeah. It doesn't get worse.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Than not get worse than that. Oh my gosh, absolutely
love it.

Speaker 1 (36:56):
What are you supposed to do?

Speaker 2 (36:59):
Ummm, that's a good question. Yeah, yeah, that's what I say.
We have reason. Yeah, and we asked this question.

Speaker 3 (37:06):
The seatbelt light is on, you're either in the in
the midst of taking off or in the midst of landing,
but you gotta go. Are you getting up and running
to the bathroom knowing that you're gonna get the police
called on you or you might get on the no
fly list? Or do you just sit there and destroy your.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Pants and the seat of the airplane.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
Do you tell the stewardess, Hey, I've got IDs, but
I don't know what's gonna happen in my pants right
here in you have to be cleaned and everything.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
You just gotta run for it.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
And finally, my female best friend's husband doesn't like me
at all. He's going to like me even less when
his son starts to look like me.

Speaker 2 (37:53):
Brought some more good ones to visit Veshole.

Speaker 3 (37:58):
I think a lot of us at some point have
maybe fantasized about maybe opening a business, like, man, I
really wish you know.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
What we need. We need this kind of business.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
And if I own this business, I would name it
this because you know, sometimes it's a lot of fun
coming up with a name, and some people get very
creative with the names of their businesses. Want to be memorable,
maybe elicit a chuckle or two if you think of
a punny name to match what business you own? And

(38:28):
you found this story yesterday if you missed the show yesterday.
We did taste Test Tuesday, and we were celebrating Russia Shana,
the Jewish holiday, and so we had goldfilter fish. Even
as someone who grew up in a Jewish household, filter
fish is not good, not good at all.

Speaker 2 (38:45):
But Kelly found the story.

Speaker 3 (38:48):
And there is a new gun club that opened up
in New York and it is a Jewish gun club.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
And I don't know, I mean, I'm that.

Speaker 3 (39:00):
That's not like we're not gonna block any non Jews
from coming in. But it was start by a bunch
of Jewish people. And the name of this gun club
is Locks and Loaded.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
That what a great name.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
Locks and Loaded offers firearms training as well as bagels
with a schmear. Okay, there they are going full jew
on this one, and I love it. Ira Friedman is
a rep for the gun club and says, now there
are one thousand members fifteen chapters in ten states, so
they've actually expanded outside of just New York. So if

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you would like to join a new gun club and
enjoy a bagel with shmear, you can go hunt down
Locks and Loaded, which by the way, locks on a
bagel and cream cheese.

Speaker 2 (39:58):
Right, that's the good stuff.

Speaker 4 (40:00):
Good stuff.

Speaker 3 (40:01):
So here's the question eight hundred eighty two to one
ninety nine to seven. Oh, did you ever fantasize about
opening a business? What kind of business was it? What
kind of fun name did you and did you come
up with? Or you and your friends come up with?

Speaker 4 (40:14):
Okay, one of the great ones, and I think it
was an SNL skitt is the furniture store called Sofa King. Yes,
now that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (40:21):
That is a good one. I have seen that before. Yes,
Sofa King.

Speaker 4 (40:27):
Yes, there is a business already with this name, which
I'm disappointed to hear, because I would love to have
this business. It would be a dogwash called the Laundro Mut,
the Laundro Mutt, the Laundro Mut. Okay, isn't that cute
dog washing business?

Speaker 2 (40:44):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
You're not getting rich off that, but at least you
have a cute name.

Speaker 3 (40:49):
I did think of one that I wanted to open
in honor of you, Kelly. Oh, And it would be
a butcher shop and a specialty restaurants where we would
only serve ribs, chicken wings, ribbi steaks, still attached.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
To the bone. The place would be called boned bone,
perfect bone.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
Hell, we would only serve ribs, traditional chicken wings, boning ribbies,
everything it would be boned.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
That's great.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
Ninety nine seven. Oh, what business did you and your
friends think of? Blitz?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Hi? Who's this? Hey? Good morning?

Speaker 8 (41:33):
Nick?

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Nick? All right, Nick?

Speaker 3 (41:35):
What business did you think of you wanted to open?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
And what was its funny name?

Speaker 8 (41:40):
Well, here's the story behind it is.

Speaker 9 (41:42):
I actually made up a business to get.

Speaker 8 (41:45):
A contract job to make ten grand okay. Business was
called Yeah. The business was.

Speaker 9 (41:51):
Called bt Pros, short for Big City pro All right.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
What was the ten thousand job?

Speaker 2 (42:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (42:02):
I did a roof pack job.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
Gotcha.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
I thought I thought you were like reconstructing a strip
clob or something.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Are doing a boot job?

Speaker 8 (42:13):
Was just a roof job, and it was all made
up and made the money.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
Hey, good for you, sir. I'm glad you made the money.
I appreciate the phone call. Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Bob's Burgers, the opening the opening of Bob's Burgers. They
always have that store next to bob Burgers. It's always
a different business and it's a play on business names.
And they had one it was like a big house
or big apartment rentals, and it was called Maxi Pads.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
Rick text in. Rick Bell just texted him. He says,
my last name is Belle. When I was young, we
put a roof on my grandmother's house. I said at
the time, I should open up a roofing business called
it Shingle bells.

Speaker 4 (42:55):
Oh that's so cute.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I like that, love it. That's a good one.

Speaker 3 (43:00):
Three nine to five wanted an ice cream shop called
Taste My Cream.

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Okay, yeah, that doesn't make sense. Blat t Hi.

Speaker 3 (43:07):
Who's this Jennifer, Jennifer, what business did you think of
and what fun name were you gonna give it?

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Me? And my husband was going to open a strip
called club called a Widespread Jennifers.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
We don't understand it though.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Why just Jennifer's.

Speaker 8 (43:26):
I don't know. He just wanted to call it widespread Jennifers.

Speaker 1 (43:29):
Are all the girls gonna be named Jennifer every Yeah?

Speaker 3 (43:32):
So next on the satellite stage, welcome Jennifer Brod. Aplause
for Jennifer, everyone Jennifer.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
Next up on the main stage, Welcome Jennifer.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Give me like Jennifer two. Jennifer n Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
I appreciate the phone call. I hope you have a
great day. A two one ninety nine seven. Oh let's
see here.

Speaker 4 (43:56):
Oh here's a good one, kay Van said. Worked in banking.
One of my jobs is to make sure that banking
officers filled the signature card out right. One business name
that came across was Grab My Junk.

Speaker 2 (44:06):
A jump store, Absolutely, blood Tie. Who's this?

Speaker 9 (44:13):
Hi?

Speaker 10 (44:13):
This is Anna?

Speaker 2 (44:14):
Anna? What business did you think of? And what name
did you give it?

Speaker 8 (44:20):
I wanted to kind of open a speak easy meets
a kind of classy burlesque type of thing and call
it speak sleezy.

Speaker 4 (44:32):
Speak sleezy sleezy Like yeah, like that, that's creative speaks leezy.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yes, I would visit speak Sleezy when it's open.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
I would like to visit. Thank you so much, blood Tye.
Who's this?

Speaker 2 (44:48):
This is Molly, Molly? What business did you think of?
And what name did you give it?

Speaker 10 (44:54):
We have a landscape supply material store and we call
it X Material. The ex stands for our anniversary, our
part my partner and I anniversary is October tenth, and
our initials for our whole family is M A E
N R. So we fell it M A plus E

(45:17):
R I A L s Oh.

Speaker 2 (45:20):
You got the whole tie in going okay, very personal. Well,
thank you very much for the call. I'll have a
great one. Blit Ti, who's this? I got a good
business name? Absolutely? Who's this, Charlie? Charlie? All right, Charlie,
what kind of business is it? And what name did
you give it?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
I was gonna open the sage Parlor and happy endings?

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Wow, come on, I'm pretty sure that's been done before, Charlie.

Speaker 2 (45:48):
I think you're a little behind the times on that one.
I was fifteen.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Trademarked at Chad wants to open up a dispenser a
buck Eye Lake and call it buck High Lake Lake.

Speaker 2 (46:03):
That's a good one. Blitz Hi, who's this? Hey, my
name is Dustin.

Speaker 8 (46:08):
My brother's got a sandstone business to hire Sandstone, and
he wanted to call it get your rocks off, Yes.

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Your rocks off? Absolutely, I'll like it. Thank you for
the call. I would love to.

Speaker 3 (46:20):
I did think about this one. I wanted to get
together with my cousin. I wanted to open up a
little little sandwich shop and uh, it's gonna be my
female cousin that I was pretty close with and we
were gonna call it in Bread.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
In Bread.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Sandwiches eight hundred eight two one ninety ninety seven of
you Got one nine seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
He found this story.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
There's a there's a new gun club that actually has
started to expand across the country. In fact, they've reached
their fifteenth chapter across ten states.

Speaker 2 (46:55):
And it's a gun.

Speaker 3 (46:56):
Club that was started by a group of Jewish people
called Locks and Loaded. Absolutely amazing name, Locks and Loaded.
And so I wanted to know. All of us have
probably dreamt of a business at some point. We wanted
to own what we would name it. So, what's that
creative name you came up with, Dave? What's going on, Davey?
What what business did you come up with? And what

(47:18):
did you name it?

Speaker 9 (47:20):
He's not really a business. I'm always in my garage
working on stuff for people, right got So my nickname
is Turtle, and we decided to call my dog the Shell.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
There your barages the shell because the turtles always.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
Yeah, you need you need.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
To get a sign made someone one of your friends,
need to get you assigned for the holidays.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
There you go, love it. Thanks the call, Dave, have
a great one.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Carrie what's up? What's what's your business? And what did
you name it? Uh?

Speaker 8 (47:56):
Me and a friend, we're doing subcontracting and remodeling bathrooms.
We had the name, so we came up with Dawson
and Prior for Richard.

Speaker 1 (48:04):
So two d's.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
Remodeling Dawson and Prior Richard Richard. Yeah, Richard DAWs. Yeah,
that's a thinker.

Speaker 3 (48:18):
That what makes you think a little bit. Thanks for
the call. Uh, let's see Terry.

Speaker 2 (48:23):
What's going on? Terry? What's your business and what do
you name it?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
I wanted to open a bar and call it therapy
and have my bartender the therapist.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
Yes, I would absolutely visit the therapist's office.

Speaker 4 (48:37):
Then your significant other said where were you and you
said therapy therapy.

Speaker 2 (48:40):
Yeah, therapy.

Speaker 3 (48:42):
I mean that goes along with naming your bar my
buddy's place exactly.

Speaker 1 (48:47):
That's what mine was going to be called my place.
Oh okay, where are you going my place?

Speaker 2 (48:52):
Yeah? Absolutely?

Speaker 1 (48:53):
It was on three C We're going to buy a bar?

Speaker 2 (48:55):
Yeah, yeah, I love it. What was the other one?

Speaker 3 (48:57):
I think I saw someone actually textas in this old
joke where you open up a restaurant called I don't
care because whenever you ask your why.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Care?

Speaker 2 (49:07):
Blod ty? Who's this?

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (49:09):
You turn your radio down?

Speaker 4 (49:10):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (49:11):
Ho? Hey? Whoa?

Speaker 8 (49:12):
Whoa?

Speaker 2 (49:14):
Can you turn your radio down? All I hear is us?
Who's this?

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (49:20):
Who's this? John? All right? John? What was the name
of your business? And what were you gonna call it?
Come and get my hot hot?

Speaker 10 (49:27):
What was it called?

Speaker 8 (49:28):
Hot elkt?

Speaker 10 (49:31):
I'm gonna get my hot.

Speaker 2 (49:32):
Flows hot, get my hot longs.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:35):
Actually you can go with any day. Come come eat
my spicey wiener. Put my sausage in your mouth. I
mean there's a milien you can go in.

Speaker 4 (49:44):
Come on, you found yourself a business partner.

Speaker 2 (49:48):
We're gonna open them multiple stands. Me and you man
nothing but wieners in our mouths all day.

Speaker 8 (49:55):
Me and you?

Speaker 2 (49:56):
We got it? Blood Hi? Who's this? Blood high? Who's this? Jones?
All right? Jonesy?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
What's your business? And what did you want to name it?

Speaker 9 (50:06):
I had an idea for a dumpster business and call
it only dumps.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
Only dumps. We only take care of the dumps. Okay, okay,
all right, you got a little dirty with that one.

Speaker 2 (50:17):
That's okay. No number one, no number one, only number two. Blitz. Hi,
who's this Shane. Shane. All right, Shane, last one. Make
it a good one. What's your business? And what were
we gonna call it?

Speaker 8 (50:30):
I was gonna call make a restaurant cold? Thank you
for calling? How may I help you? That way, every
time somebody answers the phone, they have to say, thank
you for calling, thank you for calling? How may I
help you? How may I help you?

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Like that?

Speaker 3 (50:49):
That's pretty good. I appreciate call. Shane, have a good one.

Speaker 1 (50:53):
Kevin texting and he wants to start a dog clothing
business called Stitches for Bitches.

Speaker 4 (51:00):
Oh hey, we can connect and I can have the
laundro Mutt next door.

Speaker 2 (51:04):
Yeah, got the laundro mut.

Speaker 3 (51:07):
Yes, I do want to open a great resort for
all my gay friends called penn Island.

Speaker 4 (51:16):
Okay, I like it. It's not too dirty, but it
gets the message across the mesa across.

Speaker 2 (51:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Cheryl said she drives past a dog groomer in Baltimore
every morning called Diamond in the Rough.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Are you fs? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (51:31):
Yeah, totally said, you've got one eight hundred and two.
I'm sorry, Kelly.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Please, my friend opened. She's amazing. She's been doing hair
for years and years and years, and she opened her
own business and called it herapy instead of because she's
always doing you know, you're always talking to your hairstylists,
it's like therapy sessions. She called it harpy.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
I've heard that so many times. I ever, Nora has said,
I'm going to get my hair done. I just need
to vent.

Speaker 4 (51:56):
Yes, I just need some therapy.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yes, exactly, all right unless the three things you need
to know before you go well.

Speaker 4 (52:05):
Google is now offering those of you with YouTube accounts
that were permanently banned for political speech and ability to
be reinstated. A Google provided a document to the House
Judiciary Committee where it admitted it faced some pressure from
the Biden administration to remove content about COVID nineteen. You know, listen,
none of us knew what was going on back then.
It was quite a scary time. So a lot of
things were done. We have a chance to make some

(52:26):
things right. I guess, I don't know. According to the document,
YouTube quote values conservative voices on its platform, and the
company noted that creators have extensive reach and play an
important role in civic discourse. So I don't know if
that applies to you or not, but that's what they're
doing over there. On YouTube. The Los Angeles Police Department
responded to a call that celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay had

(52:48):
been shot. When officers arrived at the home in bell
Air on Monday night, not only was there no sign
of a shooting, but a staff member at the household
police but he wasn't even in the country. No, so
far they haven't made any arrest.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
So swatting attempt yep.

Speaker 4 (53:03):
Little swatting attempt at chef Gordon Ramsey's home. You may
know comedian Guy Branham from the show Chelsea Lately was
a regular panelist. He was also on an episode of
Hacks Anyway. He says he was on a Delta flight
earlier this month, sitting in the middle seat when an
older man sat down next to him and complained about
not having enough space and asked Branham, Hey, can you

(53:25):
move over? And Brandham's like, no, I'm sorry, I can't.
And that's when Branham says the guy elbowed him really
hard in his side and basically he said he was
too fat to fly.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
I saw the video.

Speaker 4 (53:38):
Yeah, it's an interesting video because Guy Brandham is very large.
He was a very large person and he was kind
of jammed up against the older guy and this is,
you know, one of those things where he did buy
I think a deltah what was it called, like a
Delta plus ticket, but it didn't give any extra seat room.
It did give extra leg room, so it really wasn't

(54:01):
you know, helpful in terms of that. But Guy Brandam
is like, yeah, it's tough for me to fly and
it's always a worry and so, uh, this was like
one of those nightmare scenarios. I guess. The guy was
sort of unpleasant to other passengers before he sat down
next to Guy Brandham elbowed him. Guy Brandham took a

(54:21):
picture of a bruise on his side that hard. Now,
if you want to go to his instagram, he does
have an exchange with the guy. You can see the
whole thing. It's interesting.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
In the camera down at lap yeah level selfie style,
you see the guy and they're talking to each.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Other and they're talking. It's very calm. It's very calm.
But the guy's like, hey, you know, I bought a seat.
What do you want? Yeah, and so they're both like,
well I paid for my sheet, Well I paid for
my seat. Anyway, Delta ended up offering this this other woman,
random woman across the aisle sky miles if she would

(55:00):
which with the old guy with the older guy, and
so she agreed to, which is also kind of another embarrassment,
like you have to offer somebody a perk in order
to sit next to you, Like somebody has to be
offered a perk in order to sit He's kind of sad.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I bet the older lady was probably a little bit smaller, right,
so you know that wouldn't it would be a bit
more comfortable of a situation.

Speaker 4 (55:24):
Yes, yeah, so that they're just.

Speaker 2 (55:26):
Trying to de escalate, yes, anything.

Speaker 4 (55:29):
So Guy Branham's problem is that Delta never checked in
with him to see if he was all right. He
had been assaulted, and you know, he says he is
looking to file a civil suit now because I guess interesting,
this was a such a humiliation and it does sound embarrassing,
and I do feel for him, but I don't know,

(55:50):
it's like that.

Speaker 3 (55:51):
When every time he steps on an airplane. Yeah, and
he was in the middle seat, you know, not that,
not that, and I'll see or window seats gonna be
you're still trying to fit into an airline seat, which
they've made smaller and smaller.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yes, so it does seem to be an airline issue,
like that's not you know, I don't know. We but
also you need to treat people kindly. If you're gonna
have to take a couple hour flight and sit and
you're gonna be a little uncomfortable, it's like we're all uncomfortable. Yeah,
you know, So there's no reason to be like horrible
to somebody. I don't know, man, it's a tough one.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
And if he's you know, if he's a road warrior,
a comic traveling from city to city paying for his
own flights, you get the middle seat in the back
of the plane or whatever.

Speaker 2 (56:35):
You try to find the cheapest ticket. Yeah, that's unfortunate.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
But I will say the old guy like he's like, hey,
you know man, and you can see the guy Brandam
is smashed up against this guy like they're touching, and
so that's that is. You know, we got to figure
this out. I guess those are your three things.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
It's a world record Wednesday, a few weeks ago, probably
going on about a month now, we found a list
of world records that have never been attempted before, and
so we decided, well we want to try and break
a old record.

Speaker 2 (57:11):
I don't, Kelly.

Speaker 3 (57:11):
This is something you've talked about for a long time,
trying to get on the get this book.

Speaker 4 (57:14):
Of old record to get netbook.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:16):
So we have found a list and we've been attempting
different things. We tried the longest distance bottle flip. We
tried running a distance with a balloon in between our knees,
which we found out was not easy to do, and
so today I found another one involving the hallway. Okay,
also I'm assuming not easy to do, but again, never

(57:37):
been tempted before. So this is how quickly you can
push an orange with your nose down thirty meters, which
is the length.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Of our hallway.

Speaker 4 (57:48):
Oh no, so let.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
Me switch microphones here.

Speaker 3 (57:55):
Here we are we good on the core of this
mic Yeah, okay, good, all right, So Kelly, are going
to head out to the hallway and I've got an
orange here. I'm gonna see how long it will take me.
I'm assuming, Kelly, you are going to have to talk
and record it at the same time with the cordless microphone,
because I won't be able to push and crawl with

(58:15):
corless mic I.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
Got you don't worry. All right, so you're gonna do
the entire length of the hallway on your hands and knees. Yeah,
it is going to be I don't know here, hold on,
hold on?

Speaker 3 (58:31):
Do you do you do like little by little, like
a little think think, think all the way down?

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Or do you just push as hard as you can?

Speaker 3 (58:40):
That's why I would try to push it as far
as I can and then crawl up to it and
then push it again. Okay, you don't give it the
little nose rub like you do like on a thing.

Speaker 4 (58:49):
No, okay, all right, okay, I feel pretty comfortable. I'm
taking video now so we will post this. But I
just I'm ready here are you ready? Okay? All right,

(59:22):
he's doing it. He's doing I keep forgetting to narrate.
I'm trying to walk backwards and narrate at the same time.
All right, you're getting it. Looks like about eight inches
at a time. You're almost there. You're almost there. This
is really going well. I have to say, all right,
you've done it. Two more pushes one two? I think

(59:43):
you've done it? Yes, yes, okay, oh no, how are
you feeling.

Speaker 2 (59:56):
All right? We are?

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Don Yeah, let's do mental challenges next eighteen seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Really eighteen seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:00:07):
Okay, I'll tell you what, though, my nose does hurt.
That was Oh there was one push there where I
went a little too down instead of forward, and that one,
that one hurt. Okay, eighteen seconds isn't bad. I'm actually
fairly impressed with that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
However.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Yeah, my question is, miss athleticism, can you beat eighteen seconds?

Speaker 2 (01:00:37):
You're gonna very commonies. They say, no, all right, you
want to give it a try. Thick, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I don't think I could top eighteen seconds, he says, no. Okay,
now you said they. The one on the list was
actually how.

Speaker 2 (01:00:52):
Long a football field?

Speaker 1 (01:00:54):
Oh? Three hundred?

Speaker 3 (01:00:56):
Yeah, they wanted to do, yeah, thirty yards, Oh thirty yards.

Speaker 2 (01:01:00):
We did thirty yards, thirty one, one hundred yards?

Speaker 1 (01:01:03):
All right, so I guess a football field. You want
to try to do a minute.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
Lush, I'm out of breath.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Uh, Phil, I would love to see your version, thank you, right,
I've in the nose. I would love to see your
version of you trying this. If you can beat eighteen seconds,
please send us a video. Yeah, because we're gonna this
thirty yards. We're gonna post this and then you can
jump online and give it alf.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
Okay, we're we got We have to have Kelly get
to the video and confirm the time. Okay, be able
to nail it on that?

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
All right, we can do that, Ahi, not so breaking news.
The news already broke. We're trying to put it back together.

Speaker 3 (01:01:44):
Hey, real quick, let's take a trip down memory lane
for all of us gen xers, because, uh, I don't
know when it was seventeen or so when a lot
of us were sad that we actually had to grow
up because many of us, many many of us decided

(01:02:07):
that we didn't want to grow up and why didn't
want don't we grow Why didn't we want to grow up? Well,
because we were Toys r US kids, and we don't.
We don't grow up. But unfortunately, Toys r Us did
have to file for bankruptcy in twenty seventeen, eventually liquidating
all their stores, and I.

Speaker 2 (01:02:23):
Think they were down to like two if that.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
But they are not done yet because they have just
announced they are going to be doubling the amount of stores.
Ten flagship stores, will be opening brick and mortar stores,
and on top of that, they are going to have
twenty seasonal holiday shops around the country before the end
of the year, so you will be able to go

(01:02:48):
shopping at Toys r Us once again to.

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
Grow one fine toys, wrecking and joy dressed in prayer.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
So the holiday stores are like what like Spirit Halloween.

Speaker 4 (01:03:00):
Yeah, yeah, like little toys or I think it's like
in Macy's they have pop ups like that.

Speaker 3 (01:03:05):
Yeah, they have little little sections that they named Toys
r Us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
Yeah, and uh you okay, no please.

Speaker 4 (01:03:13):
I think it's a terrible business plan. You got out
of the brick and mortar, you got out from underneath
the crushing debt. Why are you not just an online
store now and doing these little Christmas pop ups? That
to me is a better idea. Okay, we need our toys,
we will go online and shop at Toys r Us.

Speaker 2 (01:03:31):
That is true.

Speaker 4 (01:03:32):
It's an it is a it's an experience that's nostalgic.
But I think it's unnecessary.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
Go Retail is the company owner. You will see stores
popping up in California, Colorado, Iowa, Maryland, Nebraska, Chicago, Texas
and they did just have one open.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
If you want to drive, take you.

Speaker 3 (01:03:53):
About three and a half hours to get their Auburn
Hills Michigan, just north of Detroit. There they did open one.
If you want to go to the actual brick and
mortar store, I'll tell you what though. Getting the Sunday
Detroit Free Press, going right to the comedy of the
Sunday Comics and they had all the inserts, and finding
that Toys r Us insert and flipping through and seeing

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the toys that were on sale.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
Oh man, I love that so much.

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
Yeah. Do you remember Children's Palace Thick.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Oh yeah, yeah, I thought we Oh we had Children's Place.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
I think that was exclusive here Palace on Morse Road,
down the street from Toys r Us. I think Toys
r Us put it out of business. But yeah, there's
nothing like as a kid, like that was the greatest
thing in the world to walk around a toy store.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
You could play with stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
Yeah, oh absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:04:46):
I just think those times are over. I don't know,
Maybe I'm wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
I hope.

Speaker 4 (01:04:49):
I hope the best for them. Sad when they shut down.
It's like opening up a blockbuster right again. It's like, yeah,
the nostalgia's there. I loved going shop, you know, for
a movie to watch out a Friday night. But like
I can do streaming now. I don't need you anymore,
and we don't need toys r US stores anymore. I'm sorry,

(01:05:10):
that's just the reality.

Speaker 2 (01:05:11):
You're not completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Yeah, second story takes us to Saint Louis, Missouri.

Speaker 2 (01:05:17):
I'm sorry, that is not true. That is completely wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:05:21):
Our second story actually actually takes us up north to
British Columbia, where a restaurant owner is getting well mixed
reviews online. That is because he owns a restaurant. The
chef owns a restaurant called Sushi Ja, a popular sushi restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Now here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
If you enjoy sushi, it depends on what kind of
sushi you enjoy, because there's sushi that a lot of
us go into where it's kind of the roles. There's
stuff with a lot of things could be deep fried.
Could they do a whole bunch of things to the
sushi roles, and then you can have the official sushi
where they take the little clump of rice and they

(01:06:03):
put a fresh piece of sliced raw tuna on there,
or raw salmon or whatever the case may be.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
Is that sashimi is that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
I don't know whichever one it is, but there is
a proper way to eat.

Speaker 2 (01:06:18):
Suit is what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
And this chef has put a sign on the door
that lets you know when you walk in they are
serving sushi the proper way and right there on the
door door.

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
We never serve extra soy sauce.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
The owner of the restaurant jumped online and says, do
not ask for extra soy sauce.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
You will not get it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:42):
He even turned down one thousand dollars from a customer, saying, no,
I refuse to do it. You will not get extra
soy sauce at my restaurant.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
He says.

Speaker 3 (01:06:53):
I know other chefs do it because they don't want
to sit there and argue with the customer over But
Philip Kim, the owner of Sushi j says, no, I
will not do it. I want to serve my food
to them the right way. That's why I care about
the amoyence amount of soy sauce I'm going.

Speaker 2 (01:07:11):
To give you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:12):
You know, what you could do is go get packets
of soy and bring your own.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
I guess you could do that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:19):
It does remind me of like there are chefs who
are very proud of their creations. Like you know, if
you go to a really nice steak restaurant. They probably
don't want you dumping a one everywhere. That's offensive.

Speaker 2 (01:07:29):
And absolutely he's.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
Offensive offended by the extra soy sauce request.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:07:35):
He also says it's like drinking cup of seawater, Like
you're gonna destroy your kidneys with all that sodium you're
putting in your body with the extra soy sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Oh thank you. Okay, So he's.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Also concerned about the hearth.

Speaker 3 (01:07:45):
It's very it's very Seinfeld soup Nazi, no soy sauce
for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:50):
Yeah, I mean right off to that, it is. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:52):
So just know if you ever make a trip up
to British Columbia, if you want to try some real sushi.

Speaker 2 (01:07:58):
They have rave reviews.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
They say the sushi is Sushi Jay's is unbelievable. You're
just not getting extra soy sauce, which is fine because
I don't use soy sauce on my sushi anyways. I
just take the chunk and fly right in the mouth,
right okay, Yeah, I just raw dog to sushi just
down the gulley.

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
You think he'd have a problem with that, that you're
not using any.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Soy sauce, you know, he might do, because I think
you are supposed to give just a little dippy do.

Speaker 4 (01:08:20):
I think he's a little particular.

Speaker 3 (01:08:21):
Very particularly. Yeah, she's not so breaking news all right.
Time for blitz therapy on a Wednesday morning, brought to
you by tri Statement's Health. And this email I had
to pick up because I got thoughts on this one.
And I'm wondering if I'm a I shouldn't, if we
if Nora and I are terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:08:41):
People, we could be all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
It s just hi, I'm curious about something. I don't
really have any serious problems in my marriage. It is
only the second serious relationship in my life. First one
was for six years, but we never got married. Our
careers kind of took us separate ways. We parted as friends.
Everything's fine. Later I met this great girl. We had
lots of fun together, really enjoyed life together. And now
we've been married for two years. I've never been happier.

(01:09:07):
But over the past several months, she's really started to
notice other women and comment on them, whether it's in
public or maybe someone on television. She always talks about
their bed, makeup, or the clothes they're wearing. She loves
to tell me if they have fake boobs, what's it
all about? My previous girlfriend never did that. I've had
two sisters. I've never heard them say these types of things.

(01:09:29):
But for some reason, my wife can't wait to point
out another woman's flaws.

Speaker 2 (01:09:33):
Should this bother me? Is it a thing? I'm not mad?
I just don't get it. Thoughts. I mean, hey, my
two thoughts, Stephen. Listen.

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
First of all, yes, one, women are caddy. They will
talk about each other for sure, one hundred percent all
the time, especially if it's you know, two or three
girls together looking at another group of females or seeing
another female. Oh, judging judging Mcjudgerson's for sure. On the

(01:10:10):
flip side of that coin, this is one of Norni's
absolute favorite things to do.

Speaker 1 (01:10:17):
It's all like together.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Absolutely, women people, Okay, you people watching all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Okay, Well I think everybody does that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:26):
That's what I would think, and I don't. We don't
necessarily do it to be mean spirited. But if if
an outfit's not working, an outfit's not working, absolutely, I mean,
that's just all there is to it. If if if
it's time to get your roots taken care of, it's

(01:10:47):
time to get roots taken care of, saying, or on
the flip side of that, we'll make up. We'll make
up entire life stories of people as we sit there
having our appetizer on our contail, sitting at the bar,
at the restaurant, or without.

Speaker 2 (01:11:02):
A doubt, you know, making those kind of comments.

Speaker 4 (01:11:07):
Kelly, Nothing, Well, yeah, I mean, there are maybe a
couple things going on. Number one, maybe she's just trying
to strike up conversation or something. I don't know, like
some people do talk about, like, oh, you know, discuss
people's looks or whatever. Number two, maybe she is a
little insecure and pointing out. I will say that as

(01:11:30):
a woman, and when you're not getting the injections, when
you're not getting the operations, when you're not doing the
expensive things you need to do to keep wrinkles off
your face, it's a look pump off your lips or whatever.
It's easy to see it and go, oh, okay, well,

(01:11:52):
obviously they've had a lot of botox in that face.
Obviously they're getting their libs done. I mean, to me,
I speak out loud sometime just to say, okay, it's
not that I've aged horribly, it's that they've really had
a lot of intervention. And I'll name it. I can
name it. I can do it's lips, cheeks, botox. We've
got a lower facelift going. There's an are There are

(01:12:15):
entire TikTok pages that will basically break down with a
doctor what celebrities have had, what work done. Yes, and
I like those videos. They're very interesting to me working in.

Speaker 2 (01:12:29):
A doctor's office.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
I can't tell you how many times and Nora goes,
she's gonna hate when that filler starts to droop, or
she's gonna hate with this.

Speaker 2 (01:12:36):
I mean, yeah, And I don't hate.

Speaker 4 (01:12:38):
If you've cut the money and you want to do it,
go do it. I don't hate, but I do like
to say that's not natural. You didn't just age like
Jennifer Aniston didn't just age it. She's gorgeous, she's got
the bones, she's got you know, I mean, she's got
you know, the beauty already. But she's also had some
work done and it has retained her gorgeous looks for

(01:12:58):
a lot longer than most people can.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
And when you can afford those chemical peals or little
things to keep the wrinkles away, Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
Okay, I completely understand where Kelly's coming from. Very valid point. However,
women have been doing this stuff long before botox and
all that stuff was going on. This has been going
on for decades with women. And there's different reasons Kelly
brought up insecurity. Either she's just insecure about herself so
she wants to point out other women's flaws, or she's
wondering if her guy's looking at her, so she wants

(01:13:30):
to make sure he knows what her flaws are. Because
a confident woman who's confident in her relationship and herself
doesn't do that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Oh, I'm very confident in my marriage, and I always
point out lip filler.

Speaker 1 (01:13:41):
Okay, you're pointing out work that's been done, but not
everybody's had work done. And people he mentioned whoever wrote this,
He mentioned that his girl criticizes their makeup their clothing. Now,
a fake boob job is work being done, obviously, and
she wants to make sure that he knows those are fake.

(01:14:02):
But yeah, if you're criticizing makeup and clothing, that has
nothing to do with work you've had done.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Okay, but again, I'm in a very happy, secure relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:14:12):
We do it all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:14:12):
Yeah, you guys are having fun. I get it.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
Yeah, she's not just trying to have a little fun
and this guy's not play along.

Speaker 1 (01:14:19):
Yes, but as you said, Goose, you just said it.
Women are caddy women and not all women are, but
some can be very absolute. A lot of them will
do that to feel better about themselves.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
Right, I'm both all of us are correct. Yes, all
the scenarios are correct. So in terms of helping Steven out,
I guess my advice would be.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Join in on the ribbing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
But there's also there's also a delivery about it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
You can be mean, are you?

Speaker 1 (01:14:56):
I know what you and Nora are doing. That's a
whole different thing, right.

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
We're we're we're we're doing your mama jokes, right stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:03):
Well, the girls over here going look at her makeup? Oh,
look at those shoes, right, you know, come on.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Uh let's see.

Speaker 6 (01:15:10):
Uh.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
In terms of helping him out, either join in or
if it's not something you're into or comfortable with. If
if you don't respond, she'll just take it to her girlfriends.

Speaker 1 (01:15:18):
I'm also on maybe I don't even know if he
wanted our advice as much as he wanted to know.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (01:15:24):
What's this all? About because he's not never been around
women who do it.

Speaker 3 (01:15:27):
Alex says, my wife and I create people watching scavenger
hunts when we go out.

Speaker 2 (01:15:34):
I love this. I want to make like a bingo car, yes,
to go.

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Out like the old game used to play in the
car when you're driving.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
In the collar botox bbl job. I mean, we could
fill those up so fast, fill the.

Speaker 1 (01:15:46):
Car up for the little cardboard things you would have
in your car when you saw something you closing.

Speaker 3 (01:15:51):
Yeah, oh let's see here.

Speaker 2 (01:15:56):
Who see now? Dave is going the low self esteem route,
could be like.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
It's yes, there's, there's, there's different things. I mean, it
depends on the woman in the situation.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Alex, I love that idea so much. I do know,
like speaking of the bingo cards, like coming up, we're
doing a Michigan watch party and Nora is making a
bingo card of all of my reaction.

Speaker 2 (01:16:20):
You see it on TikTok so she can play along to.

Speaker 3 (01:16:24):
My reactions to the TV and it did the different
things I yell and do during a Michigan game. She's
making those so like it. Yeah, going out bingo card.
I am all for that. One ninety nine seven zero
let's see. Charlotte says, joined, I point out people's fake faces.

Speaker 2 (01:16:43):
Yeah, see, yeah, especially if you got some if you
got some bad work done. Oh man, help, but notice that?

Speaker 1 (01:16:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
I mean, how are we not talking about the fact
that Emily Blunt looks like a completely different person than
she did two years ago. She hasn't brand new face,
does she?

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:17:02):
You've got to see a side by side you'll it'll
blow you away. Oh I didn't notice that Ann Hathaway
has had a lot of work that she looks absolutely stunning.
Lindsay Lohan looks great ton of work. Why are we
Why is this not being talked about?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
On the other hand, not looking great, too much work
that didn't go well?

Speaker 1 (01:17:21):
Yes, do you go to tmz dot com sometimes?

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:25):
They always have those pictures to people side by side
with their older self and it says good jeans are
good docs. Oh yeah, you know, did they just happen
to stay young looking or did they go to a doctor?

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
See.

Speaker 3 (01:17:36):
But Cholyn also pointed out, and we do this as well,
pointing out.

Speaker 2 (01:17:40):
Girls with or women with like nice buns, or oh
that looks amazing, or what she's doing right?

Speaker 4 (01:17:47):
How gorgeous. She Yeah, look how gorgeous that outfit it? Yeah,
we are. We're pointing it all out.

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
Man.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
It's not just yeah, not just not just the bad stuff,
but talking about other people.

Speaker 4 (01:17:58):
It is what I'm afraid to walk down the mall
when they're like a group of teenage girls because I'm like, oh,
I'm getting roasted. I am.

Speaker 3 (01:18:08):
Let's see, Tiffany's on the route of trying to feel
better about herself. That's why she's pointing out the flaws
and other women. She's feeling better about herself. Again, I
both are totally possible, Steven. So our advice to you
would be one kind of You can either straight up
ask her about it, like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
What's going on here? Why do you do not like
this person? Or what's what's because.

Speaker 1 (01:18:32):
It's new to him, he hasn't seen this from her before.

Speaker 3 (01:18:35):
Or join in and see how that goes, and then
right back and let us know which one it was,
because I'm very curious now.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
But don't disagree with her, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Don't don't say well, actually, she's pretty good luck right now.
The three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 4 (01:18:55):
Two ice detainees killed, one person injured at a Dallas
ice facility this morning. The shooter is dead at least one.
If they were multiple, they don't know yet. They're investigating.
Police responded to a US Immigration and Customs Enforcement office
shortly before seven this morning in Dallas, and police are searching,

(01:19:17):
they say for possible multiple shooters. They're not exactly sure,
but one shooter was found dead on the roof of
a nearby immigration attorney's office. Again, two detainees were killed
in the shooting and one person was injured. And that
is all the information we have. Still a massive police

(01:19:37):
presence at the scene. So that's sad morning over there.
Another warning about radioactive shrimp. Last month, it was Walmart.
This time it's linked to packages sold at Kroger. Aquastar
Corporation is recalling it's Kroger Raw Easy Peel shrimp, Kroger
Mercado cooked shrimp, and Aqua Star shrimp skewers. The FDA

(01:20:02):
says the shrimp sold in more than thirty states may
be contaminated with a radioactive material that could increase cancer
risk with long term exposure. Okay, I guess you have
to eat a ton of that shrimp like you're really
horking that down.

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
Give it to me.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
Oh man, I want shrimp superpowers so bad.

Speaker 4 (01:20:22):
Yeah, they haven't reported any illnesses. Would you call it
an illness though, if you're all of a sudden had superpowers.
Absolutely not, except you want the shrimp sauce squiren, I want.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
I want cocktail sauce shooting out of my fingertips. And
the other one I thought about is I would love
to be able to control my ween like they do
their tail, So I just walk out to someone and
be like, that would be my defense mechanism.

Speaker 2 (01:20:48):
Yeah, just smagging people around. Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (01:20:51):
Yeah, that's insulting too. It's insulting the whole thing. Yeah,
you're getting slacked after.

Speaker 3 (01:20:56):
You're covered with cocktail sauce and then you just get
real fast, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:21:05):
Residents in the town of San Rafael, California, have reported
five attacks from a vicious brown squirrel that sent at
least two people to the emergency room. The Humane Society
in the area received the reports and says it is
very unusual behavior for squirrels, so it's likely happening because
someone's feeding it and it's becoming aggressive. They have posted

(01:21:27):
flyers are all around the community warning people of the
vicious squirrel. One woman says she's one of the victims
who had to go to the er. She says she
was just taking a walk around the neighborhood when this
squirrel launched itself at her, slamped down on her legs,
started clawing and biting her. She winds up in the er,
cuts all over her legs. Lucky for her, squirrels do

(01:21:48):
not spread rabies, and I did not know this. No,
I mean it is possible, but unlikely. But there's never
been a single reported case of rabies being bread from
a squirrel to a human. So she's very lucky did
not have to go through the the rabies protocol. But yeah,
there's a vicious squirrel out there, folks.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
It sounds like people would put up the same signs
and you would have the same reaction if you were
left without food around your hometown.

Speaker 2 (01:22:19):
Just Kelly roaming the streets.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
I'll watch myself at someone.

Speaker 2 (01:22:22):
Yeah problem, I can totally see it. People putting up.

Speaker 3 (01:22:24):
Posters, especially like a mom because you know, rabbit, Kelly Loo, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
Where you got to go to the moms because they
all have snacks. Yeah, they better believe it. In that
gigantic purse Kelly.

Speaker 2 (01:22:39):
That's what she yells as she jumps out of the tree.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
That's live audio, by the way.

Speaker 3 (01:22:51):
You hear that, you look up and you just see
her coming out of the tree, arms extended like.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
One of those flying squirrels. Yes, I am going to
do that. Where all right? Those are your three things?

Speaker 2 (01:23:08):
Hey, I got ahead of myself.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
I wanted to share a story here about the continuing
problem of boot sweat, but I completely forgot because it's.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
Been a few hours.

Speaker 3 (01:23:17):
Thick worked on something very hard this morning that we
talked about before the show, and this was the time
slot we had allotted for it, and I completely blew
past it.

Speaker 2 (01:23:26):
So I apologize. So we're gonna We're.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
Gonna go with what you worked on because I don't
want all that hard work to go to waste. Oh,
it's fine, and I think this is a more interesting
conversation anyways, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Making it sound a lot harder than it was.

Speaker 2 (01:23:37):
Well, here's the deal. I think the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Really there's an argument for the nineties to be one
of the strongest decades of music.

Speaker 2 (01:23:49):
And I mean that as a whole.

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Growing up in Detroit as a hip hop fan, and
nothing beats nineties hip hop had it had it, it
had its explosion. Some of the best artists came out
of there. If you look at it as a as
a decade, we got grunge and new metal, pop punk.
You know, it kind of took off there. So loudwire
dot Com broke down every year of the nineties and

(01:24:11):
they really wanted to know which song melted our faces
the most each year, well, the ninety best rock song
correct of the nineties, of each year of each nineties.
They broke it down by year, starting straight up with
nineteen ninety. And I guess at the time where I
was living and the music I was into, I thought,

(01:24:32):
I thought this was an earlier than a nineteen nineties song.
I thought this was more mid to late eighties. But
as it turns out, No, nineteen ninety. The song that
loudwire says rocked our faces off the most in nineteen
ninety was lead single off the Razor's Edge. Yeah, kind

(01:24:55):
of hard to do that. I mean, this song, wow,
it rocks pretty hard. For nineteen ninety the song that
rocked our face the most, we took a little bit
of a swing in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:07):
Things changed a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:25:08):
We got the explosion of a particular type of rock
music that defined its own genre. And when you name
the one song that really kicked the genre off, it's
hard not to put this song number one at the
top of the list. The song that rocked the most
in nineteen ninety one.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
Yeah, I don't think anybody on the planet can argue
this one.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
No, it'd be very hard.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
To do anyone. No, there's just no way.

Speaker 3 (01:25:40):
I mean, not only does the song itself rock, but
you're talking about the kickoff to its own subgenre of
rock music. My gosh, the beginning of grunge music.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
The level of zeitgeist, it is just is part of
the zeitgeist now, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
Is great. The first time I ever heard this song,
I was watching the video on m t V. Yeah
you still played video?

Speaker 2 (01:26:13):
Yeah, that is true. Moving on to nineteen ninety two, and.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
You know, although some people do give them the credit,
I think they're still missing some of the credit that
they do deserve.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
The song that.

Speaker 3 (01:26:26):
Rocked the most in nineteen ninety two, We rage what
they told you. If you're not if you're not air

(01:26:47):
drumming and just yelling at the top of your lungs
in the car when this song comes on, right, you're
doing it wrong. Move on to nineteen ninety three, the
song that rock the most following in the in the
grunge sound, We'd be Smashing some Pumpkins, probably one of

(01:27:15):
their most familiar and one of their biggest fan favorites.
Of course today, by the Smashing Pumpkins, On.

Speaker 2 (01:27:20):
To nineteen ninety four. Personally, this is where you lose me.

Speaker 3 (01:27:25):
Yeah, I wasn't a fan of this huge fan of
this genre. As grunge or new wave pop punk came around,
that's when.

Speaker 2 (01:27:35):
We get into Green Day and basket Case. Yeah, so what's.

Speaker 1 (01:27:42):
Rames send Stock, said sax Fray.

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
Five weeks at number one on the alternative airplay chart.
Were they, I'll tell you we're we're alternative stations coming
around in ninety three ninety four as named higher format
on the radio.

Speaker 1 (01:28:01):
Yet in nineteen ninety four, I think so okay. I
mean we played all of these songs in the nineties.

Speaker 3 (01:28:09):
Oh for sure, as rock stations, absolutely, but then there
were the alternative stations that you know, went a little
deeper into this type.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Of but they definitely were all I think the alternative
stations were all over Green Day.

Speaker 3 (01:28:23):
Yes, absolutely, but I didn't know if there were alternative
stations yet.

Speaker 2 (01:28:27):
In nineteen ninety four.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Kind of swore there were. I don't know if they
were as big, right, but I think they were out there.

Speaker 3 (01:28:32):
Nineteen ninety five, we move on back to a little
bit more straight rock music, and that would be White Zombie,
highest charting song of the band's career, and this one
actually earned them the Best Metal Performance Grammy nomination. Prob

(01:28:56):
Zombie's a Machine Yeah nineteen ninety six. According to loud Or,
the song that rocked our faces the most. Were revisiting
a band we already heard of, and that would be
Raging Out again. Absolutely love the funk rock mix they

(01:29:21):
got going on.

Speaker 1 (01:29:22):
I mean this band at this time, that band, man,
they were one of the biggest bands on that planet
at this time.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
I also love that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:33):
Unlike a lot of music or as music kind of
started to shift, they still stuck to message based music.
Oh yeah, absolutely love it. Nineteen ninety seven. The song
that rocked us out the most, It's the fou Ever Long,

(01:29:59):
as described the band's ultimate sing along and certified double
platinum single.

Speaker 2 (01:30:06):
Definitely definitely one of my favorites. Nineteen ninety eight.

Speaker 3 (01:30:10):
I love the face you made as you were working
on this little project goes forth.

Speaker 1 (01:30:14):
I gotta do this when I'm like, are you serious?
This is the best song of the year.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
No, this is you. This is what you said. You're
going through.

Speaker 3 (01:30:21):
You get to nineteen ninety eight, You're pulling all the
song clips and all you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:25):
Say is whole.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
Yeah, song the rock the most in nineteen ninety eight,
celebrity skin.

Speaker 1 (01:30:48):
I mean, there was you know, Dragula from Rob Zombie.
There was Closing Time by Semi Sonic Flyaway from Lenny Kravitz.
We're going with whole, he mean on there were a
lot of good songies that year. I think that were
top desk. Now as far as when you talk about
rocking your face off right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
Now, and that's where I go with the final year
of nineteen ninety nine, I think this one could be
the most debated.

Speaker 2 (01:31:14):
Although I do think they rock. I'm not saying they
don't rock.

Speaker 3 (01:31:20):
But the biggest rock song of nineteen ninety nine, the
one that rocked our faces off the most, really Loudwire.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
I don't know about that, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:33):
No, I mean I yeah, you're still looking at ninety eight.
Got the Life of Corn Freak on a leash. We're
getting whole?

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
Why are you going back there around in nineteen ninety nine.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
Now, it did top both the mainstream rock and alternative
airplay charts in nineteen ninety number seven all the way
on the Billboard Hot one hundred in terms of all
music in general. But the most rocking song of nineteen
ninety nine the one that.

Speaker 1 (01:32:04):
There was Gerrilla Radio from Rage that year, Scar Tissue
from the Chili Peppers, Learned to Fly from the Foo Fighters, Californication,
Nookie from Limp Biscuit.

Speaker 3 (01:32:13):
Oh oh see. I would have taken Nookie over this
one for sure.

Speaker 11 (01:32:16):
Man, is this dude?

Speaker 1 (01:32:19):
No Leaf Clover from Metallica. I mean, there's so many
songs I would have picked. The list was great till
the last two years.

Speaker 2 (01:32:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:28):
I didn't have any problem with the list until those
last two.

Speaker 3 (01:32:31):
Again, when you're talking about a song that topped the
mainstream rock and alternative airplay, sure, maybe Creed isn't your
favorite band, but when it comes to the success of a.

Speaker 11 (01:32:41):
Song hard they were huge at that time, so absolutely
they were so uh loudwire dot com if you want
to see even more of that list.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Now, let's see if we can learn you something.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Before we began with learning you some stuff on a
Wednesday morning, let's revisit learning you some stuff on a
Tuesday morning. Where yesterday I told you how the United
States is one of the only countries where we keep
our milk in the refrigerator. Other countries have found a
way to pasteurize their milk where it actually sits out
and stays good for a long time and you don't
have to refrigerate it. And then I said the same

(01:33:20):
thing about eggs. We're one of the only countries that
actually refrigerates our eggs. A lot of people leave the
eggs out and just they just sit there on the counter.

Speaker 1 (01:33:28):
Oh boy, did you get a text or twenty seven hundred?

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Good Lord, Yes, I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
If you buy the eggs here in America, where we
pick them up in the refrigerated section, then yes, keep
them in the fridge, I'm saying in other countries where
you don't buy them in the refrigerated section.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
And that is because when.

Speaker 3 (01:33:50):
The eggs are pooped out, they have a natural protection,
a layer on them, and when they go through the
process here in America, that layers washed off, right, And
that's why you have to keep them in the fridge
because that protective layer is washed off, and then we
put them in the fridge. In other countries, they don't
wash them until they use them, so that protective layer
keeps them safe on the counter or wherever you keep them.

Speaker 1 (01:34:12):
So if I get out of my sister's little farm
in Ashville, or she's got chickens, and I go get
a fresh egg from that chicken, I can let it
sit out. Correct.

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Yes, that has been washed. So yes.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
For all the people that text in yesterday saying you're
gonna kill people, you're giving bad advice. You're giving bad information.
I'm not saying go buy eggs and leave them out.
Although if you want to lose some weight, just say it.

(01:34:47):
Leave your eggs out for a day, make yourself an omelet.
You'll be skinnier in about five days, for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
Dope.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
Anyways, don't leave your eggs out, like I said yesterday.
All right on to today's learning.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
You of some stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:35:03):
Don't kill anybody today.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
I won't kill anybody today.

Speaker 3 (01:35:05):
Did you know the Titanic song My Heart Will Go
On almost didn't happen because both director James Cameron and
Celine Dion didn't like the song. Obviously, they both went
on ahead with it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:17):
Dan didn't like it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:18):
No, they changed their minds and years later Slelean said,
I'm glad that I sang that song. I'm so happy
that my people don't listen to everything I say because
they encourage her to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
And of course it turned into what it turned into.

Speaker 1 (01:35:35):
Wow, that's funny. Yeah, so you know the song sucks.
I don't want to do this. Oh if I have to.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Yes, yeah, and then you yet, my heart will go on.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
There was an episode of Scrubs in two thousand and
two where Zach Brath and Sarah Chalk's character they went
bungee jumping and they had stunt doubles do the actual
bungee jump, and there's stunt doubles met on the set
that day when they were working together. They went on
to get married off in their day at work, that

(01:36:07):
stunt doubles witch pretty cool off. They've sense divorced, but
they just get married.

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
So, based on.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
The average life expectancy in the US, if you're eighteen
years old, you have about three one and sixty weekends
left in your life. If you're forty, you've got about
twenty fifteen weekends left in your life. If you leave
your eggs sitting out on the counter, you got about
two weekends left in your life. The McDonald's character Grimace

(01:36:42):
was originally evil. In nineteen seventy one, he was called
Evil Grimace and his goal was to steal milkshakes. But
by nineteen seventy two they turned him into a purple
monster who was actually a good guy and not very bright.
That's what we have now, is our lovable Grimace. Finally,
last thing we're gonna learn you on Wednesday morning. There

(01:37:04):
are at least three animals that get it on for
pleasure and not to reproduce.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Of course we be one of them. Yes, you know
the other, the other two on the list.

Speaker 3 (01:37:18):
It's a gorilla, not quite, but a form of primates.

Speaker 1 (01:37:23):
Some sort of monkey.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
Yeah, bobo.

Speaker 1 (01:37:25):
Yeah, I've got that. Yeah, that's more of a Bobo's
get it all? They look like it, Yes they do.

Speaker 3 (01:37:32):
They look like a bunch of freaks too, Oh like
kinky bonobo.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:38):
So there's one more, one more.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
It's kind of very very very intelligent animal. I can
tell you this. This animal also gets high for pleasure.

Speaker 1 (01:37:49):
Oh yeah, I was all about to say whale when
you said very close.

Speaker 2 (01:37:56):
You're close, You're very gets high in the water.

Speaker 1 (01:38:00):
Sharks, No, dolphins, what do you mean they get high
for pleasure?

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
They know that puffer fish expel like ah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
They'll poke puff puffer fish for the for the bus
because they know what happens when they when the puffer
fish gets all aggravated. So I'm mean dolphins get high
and they get it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:22):
Home so they didn't have to buy their buzz. No, no,
they just Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
I wonder, I seriously wonder are there any like uh
unwanted dolphin babies out there, like accidental dolphin babies, right, mam,
and dolphins never a mistake. That piece of crap Steve
never comes to see his baby dolphin. Yeah, we poked
a couple of puffer fish one time, had sex for fun,

(01:38:55):
and now juniors over here swimming around and won't leave
me alone.

Speaker 2 (01:39:01):
That has to be an underwander conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:39:03):
It has to be like a cartoon, right, I mean
we need to to make a show in this.

Speaker 2 (01:39:08):
Yeah, get your kid.

Speaker 3 (01:39:15):
So mad I poked the puffer fish with you one time.

Speaker 2 (01:39:20):
You couldn't have wrapped it up really, it.

Speaker 1 (01:39:23):
Doesn't kill the puffer fish, right, No, they can keep
going back and getting out. So just an endless supply. Yeah, man,
that's the life.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
You couldn't wrap it up with the conshell, so we
didn't have Junior running around.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
Just see an.

Speaker 3 (01:39:40):
Angry male dolphin after he poked the puffer fish, trying
to roll the cornshell down and it's not going on right,
He's gotta snap it off and try again with another conscient.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Anyways, learning

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Learning to some stuff on a Wednesday morning, ninety nine
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