Would You Ever Hitchhike and a Meth Smoking Raccoon - Blitz Morning 5-7-25

Hitch hiking has become a thing of the past, but some will still do it...would you?
Why are adults always....?
Sure I would get in a strange white van for baby goats
Your pet raccoon is trying to smoke your meth pipe
What do you wish you had done sooner in life?

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You can't appreciate how awesome a dog is as a kid.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
You can only do it as an adult.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
As a kid, there's like no frame of reference.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
It's like you're a kid. Your whole life is awesome.
It's awesome. Right.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
You ever think about being a kid.

Speaker 2 (00:10):
You had no money, you had no id.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
No cell phone, no nothing, no keys to the house.
You just ran outside and little woods. You weren't scarting nothing.
I challenge you to do that as an adult. All
your ID, all your credit card. Just run out of
the house, no phone, turn the corner where you can't
see your house and not have a pull on panic
attack likes.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
I'll get locked out, don't you know who I am?

Speaker 1 (00:33):
But if I twist my ankle, your whole life is
awesome as a kid, right, and show up? No money,
just get stuff, real cheese, movie tickets.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Right.

Speaker 4 (00:42):
Why wouldn't the dog be awesome?

Speaker 2 (00:44):
Everything is awesome. It's not till you're an.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Adult that you appreciate.

Speaker 5 (00:48):
Right.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Your dreams start dying.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
Somebody cheats on you, right, and then you come home
the dogs looking at it.

Speaker 4 (00:53):
You're like, dude, you're awesome.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
It's like, no, dude, you you are.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
You trying to sing over.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
Your morning blitz begins. Now, yeah, let's go on sonic
temp believe.

Speaker 7 (01:11):
Yeah, here we go, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
The weather today is supposed to be fairly decent, but
not as good as it's going to.

Speaker 7 (01:19):
Get tomorrow and throughout the weekend. So it is upon us.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
And as I was waking up this morning, rubbing my
eyes absolutely exhausted, I thought to myself, you know, not
your responsibility, Kelly at all. But I thought of maybe
asking a favor on Sunday through Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:46):
This sounds like a really big.

Speaker 4 (01:47):
Favor, not too big a.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Five day. Well, it's once a day, takes takes two seconds.

Speaker 7 (01:55):
Maybe like maybe maybe I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Maybe the new updates on phones it does it automatically,
or you can set a thing to do automatically to
send me a text at like eight thirty in big caps.

Speaker 7 (02:09):
That just says go to bed.

Speaker 6 (02:11):
Let's do it. I will accept your challenge, no favor,
because I'll exactly do it.

Speaker 4 (02:18):
Can we make that a group text? Tell me the
same thing.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
Because midnight, midnight is too late to go to bed,
no kidding.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Yeah, here's the bummer of a thing. Is I'm in
bed at seven thirty. So I'm not sure how this
is gonna work.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, maybe you could set it where your phone automatically
at eight thirty it just kicks out text.

Speaker 7 (02:34):
Yeah, it just kicks out a text.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Can't you make that iPhone give you them set it
to tell you that?

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, but I can tell my iPhone to f off.
I can't tell Kelly to f off. That would be rude,
you know, because I neither reminder. But then at the
same time, then I just I reach in my pocket
and it's like.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
The pokers and got the wa.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Pokers and the pokers and when you're on the heater
those hundreds. Yeah, how much did you win?

Speaker 4 (03:02):
Seven? Seven hundred? Yeah, well that's worth staying up till midnight?

Speaker 2 (03:06):
That's what I'm saying, Like, I need the reminder exiting.

Speaker 6 (03:09):
That's what you're getting paid to stay up till right.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
That's different.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
It's it's different, but it's not.

Speaker 6 (03:15):
I can kind of also see you like around Wednesday, going, man,
Kelly is such a nad too.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Yeah, okay, I have a question though, how long did
it take to win that? How long you play to
win seven hundred dollars? Because you're not at the casino.
You're a poker ha, yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
The poker room. Yeah, a shark tank. Uh five and a.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
Half hours so long I sat there, So why would
you start playing that late?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Because I was in a day yesterday and I was
just like, I clear my head, I want to, I
just want to, you know, relax, you know what, live.

Speaker 6 (03:46):
Your life, man, live it. You're only so many hours
allotted to everyone's life, and you're living yours to the
That's true.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
I've always said I'll sleep when I'm dead, but it's
just like sning to believe is probably not the day
to be tonight. Tonight will be an early early bedtime
as we have got a long day, a long four days, long,
full ahead of us.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
But we cannot wait to see out there.

Speaker 3 (04:08):
I hope everything's good.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
I'm sure it will be. I do know that. I
we'll cover this more later. But we did have like
three or four bands that have switched set times. Make
sure you keep an eye out for that. Maybe what
moved them up by like twenty minutes. You said, yeah,
so main stage bands.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Is everything always works out. It's all figured out. It's
not a big deal. We're having a fun four days
ahead and it's gonna be fun and we're all gonna
figure it out, and it's nothing to freak about. I
truly believe that right.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Sonic Temple is gonna happen. Yeah, the bands are gonna
go on stage.

Speaker 6 (04:46):
What Fick's worried about is this privileged parking. So I
don't feel like we can foist that worry upon the
rest of the audience.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
It's not so much about the privileged parking. It's getting
in there on time to get done.

Speaker 6 (04:57):
I think they're all right.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
And they sent out a notice that some construction has
affected the availability of parking and that it's now a
little more limited, and it's like, get there early because parking.
And I'm like, so if that lot fills up, where.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
The hell do we park general g a parking Where
is that?

Speaker 4 (05:16):
I have no idea. But it's not even showing a
vendor staff parking lot now like it used to have.
I'm like, so we just in gen pop, just with
the low lifes. Well, I don't that's what.

Speaker 6 (05:34):
The rest of humanity. He's like, figure it out. We'll
get you the most privileged of parking.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Privileged thick Rick park with the common folk.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, it's not about that I am the common folk
and they know that.

Speaker 2 (05:51):
And then he's going to park his truck on an
angle so no one can.

Speaker 7 (05:54):
Get close to him.

Speaker 6 (05:55):
Yeah, the pylons, the cones.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Sorry, don't breathe on my truck. Walk the other way, sir,
Is that a pottle?

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I'm not parking over a pothole.

Speaker 7 (06:09):
He gets out, stupid as turtle. Right.

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I think we'll all make it in there just fine,
and we're gonna have the four days of our lives.

Speaker 7 (06:19):
I think so too. Ah, yes, it is gonna be
a good one.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
We have a very busy Wednesday to get to before
we get sonic tempo, So let's go with Blitz Morning Trivia.

Speaker 7 (06:27):
Think what you got for us?

Speaker 4 (06:28):
All right, let's get twenty five bucks to somebody to
go spend at water beds and stuff. First one to
text in the correct answer at ninety nine seven hundred
wins that. Every year, the US News and World Report
releases its annual rankings of the best states to live
in in the United States, and for the third straight year,
this state was number one. Oh yeah, so tell us

(06:49):
what state is number one best state in America to
live in? Be the first one to tell us at
ninety nine to seven hundred, and we'll hook you up
with that gift cards.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Get the answer for Blitz Morning Trivia thick all Right.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
US News and World Report releases their annual rankings of
the best states every year, and it's basically eight categories.
Crime and corrections, Education, healthcare, national environment, economy, infrastructure, opportunity,
that kind of stuff. And for the third year in
a row, do.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
You guys have a guess, it's either Seattle, I'm sorry, Washington, Colorado,
or Utah.

Speaker 6 (07:36):
I feel like it has to be somewhere beautiful, and
I'm going to say maybe Michigan or New Hampshire.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
It is Utah, It is okay, Yeah, Utah was number one,
man and again that's for the third year in a row.
They were top ten in five of the eight categories.

Speaker 6 (07:52):
It's gorgeous there from the pictures I've.

Speaker 2 (07:54):
Seen it in the Utah.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
I've never been there.

Speaker 2 (07:56):
Yeah one snowboarding in Park City. The only problem with
Utah is they've got weird to alcohol laws there.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
They do.

Speaker 6 (08:01):
It's all religious.

Speaker 8 (08:02):
Space is yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Like you can't buy
the stores just openly, or you have to go to
dinner to get a couple of glasses of wine or something.

Speaker 7 (08:15):
It's very strange. I get.

Speaker 4 (08:16):
You watch that show American Prime Eval. You can see
how a lot of that started. Huh. You can see
how a lot of that started because Brigham Young. I
mean it's you know, he's in the show. And oh
the stuff that went on back in eighteen.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
You can also see the history if you if you
go see Book of Mormon on Broadway. Oh yeah, because
the writers of South Park know exactly how that all went.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
But like they're the best state when it comes to
fiscal stability, and they're like top three in economy and
infrastructure and education. So I mean, Utah is killing. Now,
where's Ohio out of the.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
Ohio's up there? We have a great life here.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Yeah, well we're only thirty eight, so we're not even
the bottom third.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
So I'm fine with that. You know why, Let's just
keep it America's best kept secret because I don't need
a billion people.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
Moving any more.

Speaker 7 (09:04):
People.

Speaker 6 (09:05):
You're good, it's fine. I mean I welcome people here,
but I don't need there to be a rush. You know,
we need to get you settled into a new home.
We don't need you competing.

Speaker 2 (09:14):
That was that was the biggest complaint the years I
spent in Colorado from two thousand and six to like
twenty eighteen, just the amount of people that moved there.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
Dude.

Speaker 6 (09:26):
It is that way in Tennessee too, and people.

Speaker 7 (09:28):
Just complained all the time.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
I can see that in Colorado.

Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, now that stayed up north that Kelly mentioned. Where
do you think they're ranked? Because you thought number one.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Higher than higher than thirty eight, I'll tell you that
I want.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
To try forty three. So yes, Ohio finally beat.

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Michigan at wow, Okay, bry so low Is.

Speaker 6 (09:50):
It's beautiful in Michigan if you're looking for beauty. And
you know I loathe the University of Michigan, but I
will tell you that that state's gorgeous, right.

Speaker 4 (10:00):
Thirty second in natural environments, forty fifth in education, forty
fourth in infrastructure.

Speaker 7 (10:06):
That's stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Worst state in the country is Louisiana.

Speaker 7 (10:10):
Not surprised.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Winner Phil Wills was the first one to text in
and he's got twenty five bucks to go spend at
waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 7 (10:19):
Alright.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
You know, for most of us, it all began with
a hot cup of coffee on a woman's lap, and
then of course she sues McDonald's, and that was kind
of the beginning of the end where lawsuits became a thing.
Speaking of Colorado, I remember when I lived out there,
there was a gentleman who sued a group of bar

(10:41):
owners because they had ladies nights, and he was like,
where's the men's night?

Speaker 6 (10:45):
Remember that?

Speaker 7 (10:47):
All the discrimination and finger in.

Speaker 2 (10:50):
The chili or the lawsuit on lawsuit, and here is
the latest one.

Speaker 7 (10:56):
We thought we were gonna move on.

Speaker 2 (10:58):
We thought we were done with it and we could
just get to the football season and watch people train
and get to the preseason, count our days until the
NFL started again. But no, it is not over yet
for Chador Sanders and everything going on there, because a
man has just sued the NFL for one hundred million

(11:18):
dollars for emotional distress because of what happened to Shador Sanders.
He is a Colorado fan who says that the NFL
had it was in coherts with each other, the team
collusion to push him down, and says that it caused

(11:41):
him serious emotional distress from the slanderous statements that were
made against Sanders and the NFL biased against him. So yes,
he is suing the NFL for one hundred million dollars. Unsurprisingly,
the NFL has yet to respond to the complaint. And
I'm pretty sure it's a just gonna be thrown out.

Speaker 6 (12:01):
What do I sue for people foisting Blake Lively upon
my eyeballs all the time? Who do I sue over that?
I'm so tired.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Of the internet? Sue the Internet?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Pretty good looking, though, I don't know if I have
a problem with her being forced upon my eyes just annoyed.

Speaker 6 (12:17):
I'm like, she said, you know, yeah, if we're suing
over being like traumatized, I guess I can. I'll sue
the Internet. Is that what he said?

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Yeah, Yeah, that's who's forcing it out?

Speaker 7 (12:31):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (12:33):
Speaking of Shador, he will he wore number two his
whole life. He's gonna be number twelve for the Browns
when Camp's rookie Mini Camp starts coming up here in
a week.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Okay, give him the jersey for two weeks before he's cut.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well, do you mean cut?

Speaker 3 (12:47):
You're not gonna be cut.

Speaker 7 (12:48):
He's gonna be cut.

Speaker 4 (12:49):
He's not gonna be cut. He's gonna wear number twelve,
Which was who Tom Brady his mentor has been. What
Tom Brady has been one of Shador's mentors.

Speaker 7 (12:58):
Okay, I did not know that.

Speaker 2 (12:59):
I did not know that they're not gonna album.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Okay, well we'll see. It's not like he's got a
lot of competition to quarterback in Cleveland.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
Okay. True, they'll they'll, they'll pick. It's gonna be disastrous.

Speaker 9 (13:11):
I can't wait to watch it. It's gonna be I
wish they were on Hard Knocks this year. That would
be fun. That would It's not some of the blitz,
not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
All right. We start with a WTF this morning? What
the Florida out of West Palm Beach, Martin County, Florida. Uh,
you know, We've told a lot of stories about high
speed chases, people jumping into cars and taking off, but
this has got to be somewhat of a new one.
A Russian national is in custody after he jumped in

(13:45):
a luxury yacht and took off from arena in Martin County,
prompting a chase. Yes, a high speed boat chase, although
I shouldn't say high speed because it was a luxury yacht,
so it's not exactly like this thing's a speedboat. But
police did have to chase him down before they caught
up with them. Here's Sheriff John Bunsey talking about the

(14:07):
crime and the chase.

Speaker 4 (14:08):
Our marine deputies basically did some tactical maneuvering and shoved
that vessel up into the mangroves, grounding it so it
could no longer try to escape from us. So they
can pull a pitt maneuver in a boat. How would
you shove a luxury lot yacht onto the land?

Speaker 2 (14:25):
They did, Well, it's not on the land, it's just
up in the mangroves where it's it's just shallow water
up by the trees and stuff that down the channels.
But yeah, they must have bumped him right up there.
He was actually caught and arrested. Now he is a
Russian national, so I don't know if just diplomatic immunity

(14:46):
fall into place here.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
It sounds like deportation falls into place.

Speaker 7 (14:50):
Yeah, yeah, for sure.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
They believe they think they will be just fine. They
they they'll have to tugboat it out and drag it
out of the mangrove.

Speaker 6 (15:00):
What's that TV show where they repossess like yachts and airplanes.

Speaker 2 (15:04):
Yeah, I haven't like sat down and watched.

Speaker 7 (15:07):
I've seen clips and stuff of it.

Speaker 6 (15:08):
I saw one where they jumped on board this yacht
that was like docked at this like multimillion dollar property,
and the people were there in the back area. They
waited until like somebody went in to go grab something.
They just jumped aboard this yacht and took off, and
then they got chased.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
I saw one where they flew into a small airport, landed,
guy jumped out of the plane, jumped in the other plane,
and they both took off and rebuiled the plane. Oh Man.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Average cruising speed for luxury yachts is around forty but
they can get up to eighty miles and an half.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Oh okay, all right. Second story coming out of Switzerland.
This is a unique story. A sixty eight year old
woman in Switzerland was in court yesterday accused of repeatedly
feeding Leo, her neighbor's cat, over a ten month period.

Speaker 7 (16:00):
It Now, here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
The woman lives in the same building as Leo, and
it's not that she's just feeding the cat. She has
let him into her apartment, even going so far as
to building a cat flap door. So Leo can come
and go as he pleases. Now, Leo's owner is not
okay with this, and things escalated over the ten month period.

Speaker 7 (16:25):
Naturally.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
The biggest issue now with Leo is he likes going
to the new house to get food more than he
enjoys staying at his house where you know, things are
more regimented and he doesn't get filed fed as much.

Speaker 6 (16:37):
This is like anything's regimented. They let the cat out
and the cat does whatever it want. Cat wants some
regimented scheduling in his life. You know they always say
kids need disappointed, they need structure. This poor cat's looking
for structure in his life.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
Well, if you are going to install a cat door
to let this cat go in and out, Switzerland is
not okay with that. Under Swiss law, cats are other
people's property. That seems kind of obvious. If you own
a pet, kind of seems like it's your property. Can't
just go taking anyone's pet and symatic systematic feeding and
giving a home to another person's cat is considered unlawful appropriation.

Speaker 3 (17:15):
But what is letting your cat just run wild?

Speaker 2 (17:18):
It's not illegal to let your cat outside, Okay, I mean,
do you is.

Speaker 4 (17:23):
That illegal for me to have a pet door if
your cat wanders through my pet door?

Speaker 2 (17:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Why is that valid argument?

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Do you know?

Speaker 6 (17:32):
Oh, are you like a feral cat? Should I get?

Speaker 2 (17:35):
Are you a faral cat? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (17:37):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (17:37):
Do you need help?

Speaker 7 (17:38):
Or I help?

Speaker 4 (17:38):
Am I feeding you because you're living on the streets.

Speaker 3 (17:41):
Nice person, wandering the streets without food, without.

Speaker 7 (17:46):
You hook your cat?

Speaker 2 (17:47):
Just out there walk in the streets anyway, So the
woman is facing several fines, which is a thousand dollars
for feeding another cat.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Put me on the jury. Let her go.

Speaker 7 (17:58):
You're letting her go.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
As you're not so breaking news nine nine and seven
The Blitz. All right, time for a quick dumb debate
because I feel like I'm on the short end of
the stick here and I'm in the minority here. But
I saw something on Facebook yesterday. Somebody posted a meme
and uh, I just I don't get it. And the

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meme said, what do you call this ice? And the
only way I can describe it it was a couple
of ice, And the only way I can describe it,
the best way everybody knows it is sonic ice.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, the chewy ice.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
The little pellets okay, and you're getting excited the way
you're saying it.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
You know why they have it at the Rusty Bucket too.
That's my favorite freaking ice.

Speaker 7 (18:49):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (18:50):
See, everyone commented, what do you call this? I a
lot of some people said sonic ice, and other people
said the.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Good ice, the good ice. Yes, it's chewy, It's.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
Like, I hate it so much.

Speaker 4 (19:01):
What is chewy? Chewy?

Speaker 7 (19:04):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (19:04):
What do you mean?

Speaker 4 (19:04):
It's chewy? It definitely She's not wrong.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
I mean ice is chewing, well, not not literally gummy.
I mean it's not like gum chewy, but it is
definitely got a.

Speaker 6 (19:17):
It's palpable, are you it's not it's not hard like
a block of like I.

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Have to assume that because of its size. And it's smooth, right,
and it's so yeah a little smoother, but I love
so so we got one in one.

Speaker 7 (19:34):
What do you think? Thick?

Speaker 2 (19:35):
Are you on the I just want my drink cold,
I mean, not worried about the ice.

Speaker 6 (19:40):
Shahn says, nugget ice.

Speaker 7 (19:42):
Nugget ice. Okay, but do.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
You like it?

Speaker 6 (19:45):
You hate it? You said you hate it? I love it?

Speaker 2 (19:48):
So yeah, I want to know. Dumb Debate eight one
ninety nine seven, Right.

Speaker 6 (19:55):
Just a regular cube?

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (19:57):
What is it? Makes you hate it?

Speaker 6 (20:00):
It is invasive into your drink.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
It is.

Speaker 6 (20:03):
But I like that it is.

Speaker 4 (20:05):
I don't like the way it sounds in the cups.

Speaker 6 (20:09):
Yeah, it does sound differently. It doesn't clink like ice.

Speaker 2 (20:12):
I want to dye of coke, not a morocca. Is
that the right word?

Speaker 4 (20:18):
Rocket?

Speaker 7 (20:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Rocket, Yeah, that's what it sounds like. It rattles too much, like.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
You're shoveling hard slush into your ear.

Speaker 2 (20:24):
Yes, and then and then it melts quickly. Yes, tiny
little pellets of ice, of course it does.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
I just can't you gotta drink your drink is fast?

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Five eight? I agree, Rabbit turns, that's I I completely agree.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Oh these are small.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
I thought these were bigger cubes. O. These are tiny, little,
tiny little Majorey.

Speaker 6 (20:47):
Says it's called extruded ice.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
Extruded.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Never heard that before?

Speaker 7 (20:52):
I have not either of blitz. Good morning?

Speaker 4 (20:54):
Who's this good, Tristan?

Speaker 10 (20:57):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (20:58):
What do you what do you call that ice?

Speaker 7 (21:01):
We call it.

Speaker 11 (21:01):
I would refer to it as sonic ice because it's
like real chewy.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Yeah see yeah, and Sonic made it made it popular.
Are you on board with the sonic ice.

Speaker 11 (21:13):
No, because it melts way too dank.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
That right.

Speaker 11 (21:16):
If I have a pop and it's in there, next
drink I take, it's gonna be water down and nasty.
So I'm for either no ice or big cube.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Right, yeah, yeah, you get you get two good SIPs
out of your sonic drink and then it changes the
flavor because it's completely watered down by Now.

Speaker 11 (21:33):
If it's a hot day and I just want you
on some ice, then I'm sure gonna go for it.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
Okay, I can see that. If it's a hot day,
you're out and about, you're just like I need to
just cool, then I can see going to get a
couple of ice, because yes, that is easier to chew
than popping a whole ice. Keeping your mouth just and
thanks to the call man, appreciate you joining the dumb debate.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Okay. This says sonic ice offers a crunchy texture that
enhances the sensory experience, making an enjoyable to chew. And
then it says reduced solution, and this is the interesting part.
It says it's porous structure allows it to cool beverages
efficiently while minimizing the amount of water.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
It adds to the drink.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Yes, yes, since ice gives melting, it's melting. There's all
there is to it. Right, That is the wicked witch
of the West ice.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
And this nugget ice is it? It says sonic ice
is the same as nugget ice.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
Alex, I agree with you. He calls it schie Oh is.

Speaker 4 (22:34):
That?

Speaker 6 (22:34):
Megan says she has a nugget ice machine at her house.
She takes her ice very seriously.

Speaker 7 (22:38):
They have nugget ice machines.

Speaker 2 (22:40):
I love it really. Annie called me a monster for
hating on sonic ice, So I can tell what side
of the fence you're on. There you can buy sonic ice. Oh,
they sell it. Yeah, it's a big deal. People go
nuts over sonic ice, and then I just don't get it.
That's when I saw this thing yesterday. I was like,

(23:00):
it's not the good ice. This is not the good ice.

Speaker 4 (23:04):
Just Chick fil A sells nugget ice too, and you
can buy a five pound bag of there as you
can buy ten pound bags of sonic.

Speaker 2 (23:09):
Guy chicks the sonic ice, they call it nugget ice.

Speaker 6 (23:13):
Yeah, I will tell you is that. One of the
main reasons I love going to Rusty Bucket. I like
their menu too, but the ice is like top tier.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
Isn't that? We went there, didn't we? Yeah, going to
the Rusty Bucket or Hammer and Nail or oh.

Speaker 6 (23:29):
You're thinking of bag of nales old bag of nails.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
No, because Rusty Bucket is across the street from Bagonales.

Speaker 4 (23:36):
Okay, yeah, so.

Speaker 7 (23:36):
We went to the Rusty Bucket.

Speaker 2 (23:37):
Yeah, Okay, Well now I can't go anymore because they've
got the crappy ice. Some of the bullets, now the
three things you need to know.

Speaker 7 (23:46):
Before you go.

Speaker 6 (23:48):
In yesterday's primary, voters overwhelmingly approved Issue Too, which will
allow the state to sell bonds to fund major infrastructure projects.
Marysville voters approved a school levy by a wide margin,
but the school issues in Walnut Township but oh that
one also won. Excuse me, but that was just by
a slim margin, and the school issues in Girveport, Madison,
Jonathan Alder, Southwest Licking, and tayste Valley were all rejected

(24:10):
by voters. Columbus voters chose two candidates to move into
the fall race for an open city council seat, nominating
Tierra Ross and Jesse Vogel. All right, you know they
have been hammering us on getting a real ID by today, right,
like you have to have it or you will not
be able to board a plane. They're like, ah, we'll
still let you on. Literally just said that, really, we'll

(24:31):
still let you on. Now you may be subject to
additional screening, they say, so leave yourself a little extra
time in case they pull you aside. But starting today,
TSA does expect you to have a real ID. If
you do not, you just have a regular old driver's license,
they may put you through a little bit of extra screening.

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Because I think on Monday we were kind of talking
about it, doing the countdown, and they said, get to
the airport three hours early.

Speaker 7 (24:54):
Day just in case.

Speaker 6 (24:58):
Oh that's a little too early. For a minute, It's
almost like it makes some trips easier to drive.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
I mean when you add in the time.

Speaker 6 (25:09):
Yeah, three hours to go there to the airport, three
hours on your way home, that's an extra six hours
of travel time.

Speaker 2 (25:15):
Although I will say I don't know, I cannot remember
at all except for maybe like a transportation timing issue,
but I have never been to the airport more than
an hour and fifteen.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
Before my flight.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Oh no, kidding, never, I refuse. I refuse.

Speaker 6 (25:34):
I have too much anxiety for that. I can all
my worst fears are that I'm going to be stuck
in the longest TSA line and my planes boarding, Like
I cannot deal with that level of stress. So I
will get there two hours early and deal with it.
Oh yeah, easy, easy, every time. I guess. Like I

(25:54):
said in my teas, nobody is wanting to lose weight
the old fashioned way anymore. Weight Watchers is filing for
Chapter eleven bankruptcy protection to eliminate more than a billion
dollars in debt and focus on its complete transition into
a telehealth service provider. A couple of years ago, weight
Watchers did move into the prescription prescription weight loss business

(26:15):
with the acquisition of a telehealth business which is now
called weight Watchers Clinic, and that's where the company can
get you drugs like ozempic, wgovy, trulicity. That portion of
the business is absolutely exploding, of course, so they're like, well,
we're embracing this full on, the rest of the business
not so much now they are. If you've seen a
weight Watchers add lately, they are advertising it as a

(26:39):
plan to maintain your weight loss once you get off
the drugs. If you don't want to be on WGOV
or ozempic for life, they say, hey, well here's your
weight watchers plan to maintain a lower weight.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
And you shouldn't because people are seeing people build not
necessarily immunity, but I mean they're they're definitely building a
resistance to it so or to lose the weight. But
it's so funny because growing up, and especially since the
health boom in like the nineties and especially the two thousands,
you heard so many people say there's no you know,

(27:15):
get rich quick sort of pilled or weight loss thing
that will help you. Just minimize your calorie intake, make
sure you walk or do a workout that's cut out sugar.
That's how you lose weight. But it looks like we've
got to get rich quick thing going on with the ozempic.
I mean, you can just take it and the weight's

(27:36):
going to come off.

Speaker 6 (27:37):
And it seems like the way it works is it
just kind of makes you like food unappealing or makes
you sick to your stomach a little bits.

Speaker 2 (27:43):
If you're suing, you're just not really hungry. You courage
your appetite.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've heard people are sick.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Have you really Yeah, oh well.

Speaker 6 (27:49):
This kind of makes them like a little queasy and
yeah you start to eat and you're like, okay, I'm good.

Speaker 4 (27:56):
That just does not sound healthy to me.

Speaker 6 (27:58):
I don't know, though, if you're desperate and you've like
really just had no success with other diets, then why
should you know? It has helped a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (28:09):
But here's the other thing too.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
They have seen some crazy other health benefits with these
GLP ones or whatever called.

Speaker 4 (28:16):
Okay, that's true.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
They have seen things in dimension patients, Yeah right, patients,
Oh wow, Yeah, they have seen a lot of things.
They've seen it help with addiction to other things besides food.

Speaker 6 (28:27):
So we have a gigantic test group now, say for
one reason and get benefits in other areas.

Speaker 7 (28:32):
Yes, for sure.

Speaker 6 (28:33):
Well that's great news. All right. Well, weight Watcher says
it does expect to emerge from bankruptcy within about forty
five days. It's not going away, it's just going to reorganize.
Here those year three things.

Speaker 2 (28:42):
All right, let's start this little segment with a PSA
for all the kids that are in the cars with
the parents right now. Don't talk to strangers, don't take
free candy, Listen to what your parents have to say,
and make sure you know I heard a really good thing.
Set up a secret code word with your parents. So like,
if someone comes up and says, hey, your mom said

(29:03):
I need to pick you up from school or something,
I'm friends with your mom, I'm friends with your dad. Really,
what's the code work? And if the adult doesn't know
the code word, you know they really don't.

Speaker 7 (29:10):
Know your parents.

Speaker 4 (29:11):
So let's start with that good idea.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
Start with that.

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Now, get into this story of this woman who was
driving down the road and having a really bad day.

Speaker 7 (29:20):
Take a listen to what she had to say.

Speaker 6 (29:22):
I'm driving to my workout class.

Speaker 10 (29:23):
So this guy pulls up next to me and he's like,
I saw your bumper sticker, And I actually have baby
goats in the back of my truck right now, and
I'm taking them to my office to let my coworkers
meet them if you want to come see them. And
I'm like a woman, obviously, I'm thinking to myself, I'm
either about to get trafficked or this is going to
be the best day of my life, given the day
I'm having. It was a risk I was willing to take.
So I follow him to his office. Luckily, there's like

(29:45):
coworkers there and everything. He's super nice, and I watch
him open his trunk and baby goats come out.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
She had a little bumper sticker on the back of
her card. He says, we'll stop for baby goats. And
she was having a rough day. Just so what happens
this guy had baby goat and she got to hang
out with a bunch of baby goats. She was willing
to risk being kidnapped and trafficked for baby goats. So
I want to know eight hundred eight two one, ninety
nine seven or ninety nine seven hundred what's your free candy?

(30:13):
You know, you're having a bad day and someone says, hey,
I've got this thing.

Speaker 7 (30:17):
Just come on over here.

Speaker 4 (30:19):
What do you?

Speaker 11 (30:19):
What are you?

Speaker 7 (30:20):
What are you going over there for? Can you think
of something, Kelly?

Speaker 6 (30:23):
I mean, I guess definitely like a box of puppies?
He said you had a box of puppies. Also, if
you said to me that you just came from an
estate sale and you bought like thousands of dollars of
sheet music and you just wanted to unload it for
piano yeah, I would get in the back of your van.

Speaker 7 (30:43):
Some really rare music.

Speaker 6 (30:44):
That's even rare. She's a whole not even rare. I
want it all, okay, all of it unloaded into the
back of my suv.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
VIC.

Speaker 7 (30:52):
What's your free candy? What are you get into the
back of the white van.

Speaker 4 (30:54):
For fishing gear? Fishing gear of course.

Speaker 7 (30:58):
Okay, Red is in agreement with you, he says, fishing lures.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Yeah, man, that's stuff's expensive.

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Six A five nine says weed. Really you're getting in
the back of a van for weed? You can get
that anywhere. It's like some rare strain that you want
to get your hands on.

Speaker 4 (31:10):
It's free.

Speaker 6 (31:12):
Just pull up in a fixed driveway.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Think we'll haply kidnap you or give you free weeed.
Linda says, my free candy, My free candy would be
the original number one Barbie in the box. Okay, I
can see that eight ninety nine seven? Oh, what would
be your free candy? What are you getting in the
white van for blitz?

Speaker 7 (31:32):
Good morning? Who's this? Okay? I guess you don't want
to talk to us.

Speaker 6 (31:34):
You didn't tell us yours goose?

Speaker 7 (31:36):
Oh oh boy?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Well, I mean if it was kind of unlimited pro
v one golf balls. Yeah, if you've got an entire
shipping container of pro v one golf balls, I'd be there.
I'll about some tickets to the Buckeyes. You know what
else I would do? This is what else I would do.
I would get in the back of the van. If
you say I'm heading to the airport right now, I've
got like an F sixteen or an F if I

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could get like a ride in a jet, Hell, yes,
I am getting in the back of that van, no
questions asked. Yes, I will ride with you to the airport,
stranger for you to take me up in the jet.
I want to ride in a jet so bad. That's
probably like number one on my bucket.

Speaker 3 (32:18):
I just gotta believe there's a way we can make
that happen.

Speaker 4 (32:21):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (32:22):
If somebody said, if you sit through this timeshare presentation,
we'll give you a ride in this jet, Yes, I would.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Sit through like an all day seminar timeshare seminar, Like,
give me give me a full workday nine to five
where they beat.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
You down so much with pressure that you may come
out of there with a jet ride and a timeshare.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I might, but it'd be worth it to me, Matt said,
I follow a guy into a back alley and the
Bahamas for some weed. To be fair, I asked him
for it, right, Lance would do it for motorcycle parts.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
Blizz, good morning, who's this Robert?

Speaker 7 (33:01):
What what's your free candy? What are you gonna jump
in the back of the van for?

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Donor take it?

Speaker 4 (33:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:08):
Okay, what would be?

Speaker 7 (33:09):
What would be?

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I've got front row seats to this show. If you
get in the back of my van, even though you
hear strange noises like.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
Coming from the back of the van, what what concert
is that?

Speaker 12 (33:25):
Something newer will probably be my van the something mode
I'd like?

Speaker 2 (33:30):
Okay, Yeah, very good choices. Thank you for the call, Robert.
Joe says, ammunition, that's probably I'm sure it is absolutely,
just said.

Speaker 6 (33:41):
If the person promised to kidnap him and take him
off grid to a cabin in the mountains for the
rest of his life, he's jumping.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
He just get away from it all. One last one? Blitz,
good morning, who's.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
This, Adam?

Speaker 2 (33:54):
What's that? What's that one thing?

Speaker 11 (33:55):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Hello, what's that one thing that you're jumping in the back.

Speaker 7 (33:58):
Of the van for?

Speaker 2 (34:00):
If someone said, hey, you can come drive my sixty
seven Shelby D five hundred.

Speaker 11 (34:07):
I would be in that.

Speaker 2 (34:08):
Oh you want to get behind the wheel at Eleanor
and take that thing for a ride gone in sixty second.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Style my dream car.

Speaker 7 (34:15):
Yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
That is a good one.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
Thanks for the call man, Tim Semster's quality bourbon in
the van.

Speaker 4 (34:21):
I'll probably never be seen again.

Speaker 2 (34:22):
Yep, okay, fair enough. Nine seven of the Blooz. Would
you want someone going through your Google search history?

Speaker 6 (34:34):
I don't care. I don't I really don't have anything
to hide, but I do have some weird ones at work.

Speaker 2 (34:40):
I was gonna say it's it's not necessarily the Google
searches that I'm concerned about, although some people may look
at my Google searches and go, what right, why why
are you looking this up? I don't understand. But Google
did just share a bunch of stats and it was
from kids googling things about adults. So what do your

(35:05):
kids want to know about you?

Speaker 7 (35:07):
Well?

Speaker 2 (35:08):
Google typed in why are adults so? And then of
course the fill in the blank because a lot of
times it will auto generate things that have been searched
a lot. So the top five questions. Why are adults
so Do you have a guess, Kelly as to what
a kid might search? Why are adults so mean? Number

(35:29):
one on the list. Yeh, think you got a guess.
Why are the adults so.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Tired?

Speaker 7 (35:39):
Yes, on the list.

Speaker 2 (35:41):
Number four on the list, why are adults so tired?
But just below that at number five, why are adults
so condescending the kids? Okay, then, of course, why are
adults so tired?

Speaker 4 (35:51):
Number three? Why are adults so stupid? A bit harsh?

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I remember the distinct feeling that I was way smarter
than my parents. I absolutely remember that.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
So, yeah, you're a normal kid.

Speaker 6 (36:05):
Yeah, And I was young, But I think it's because
I was, oh, should I admit this?

Speaker 7 (36:11):
Should?

Speaker 6 (36:12):
Okay? You know when you're a little kid, like on
the playground and you learn words and all that. And
I remember I was probably about seven or so, and
I asked my mom if she was gay?

Speaker 2 (36:26):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 6 (36:29):
But I didn't mean it in a homosexual way. I
meant it in a like no, I meant it that way.
I was like trying to trick her because I thought
she would think, I meant, are you happy gay? Are
you gay?

Speaker 4 (36:38):
Mom?

Speaker 6 (36:38):
And she would say yes, and then I'd be like,
ha ha ha, you said you're gay, Like I'm like
literally seven eight years old. Wo yeah, I mean that's
like what a kid does? You think you're so much
smarter than your parents?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
Well, and I think the reason for that really is
because they they know things that other kids are into.
Kids trends, you know, like kids today they know the
TikTok trends and parents don't know about. They have secret
codes for, you know, right, different things they text each
other that their parents don't.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
So because of those things, Oh, I'm so much smarter
than my parents, But you're.

Speaker 2 (37:10):
Not really the way more than you do. We did
all the things you're even thinking about doing.

Speaker 3 (37:15):
Right.

Speaker 2 (37:16):
Number two on the list, why are adults so obsessed
with Disney?

Speaker 6 (37:21):
Oh, that's certain, just certain, because.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
There are some Disney adults out there. Why are they
forcing Mickey Mouse on me all the time?

Speaker 7 (37:28):
I don't get it? All right?

Speaker 2 (37:30):
The next one was why are adults always blank? Why
are adults always blank?

Speaker 7 (37:38):
Think of one, Kelly?

Speaker 6 (37:41):
Why are adults always mad?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Uh? Not quite not on there, but I could see
why that, Well, you would think that faking out a guess, Yes.

Speaker 4 (37:57):
I could apply I could apply tired to this one too,
but I'll say stressed.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Not quite, although tired is on the list. Why are
adults always tired?

Speaker 3 (38:08):
Why are adults always right?

Speaker 7 (38:11):
Definitely not on this okay, I mean like I think
they're right. Oh, think they're right? That could fit.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
I know. Why are adults always so happy? Why are
adults always late to trends? Just like you said, why
are adults always tired? Why are adults always busy? Because
we got to take care of you a little rotten bastards?
And why are adults always so unreasonable? Who's on reasonable?

Speaker 9 (38:38):
You?

Speaker 4 (38:38):
The one needs the new iPhone every year, the new
the new PlayStation every year, and then you want an
Xbox on top.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Of that, and you win. We're unreasonable because you think
you want all this unreasonable stuff.

Speaker 7 (38:50):
That's exactly why.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
I need an Xbox before you.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
Right, exactly? Oh you're just thinking money just grows on
trees like we don't have responsibilities.

Speaker 7 (39:01):
Kids.

Speaker 2 (39:02):
It's not know except of the blitz, very unfortunate due
to time and weather and life, house hunting. Not gonna
be able to golf this week Sonic temple of course. Yeah,
perfect weekend, which.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
Is great for sounding temple, but you know it's also
perfect for golf fishing. I'm out very.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Sad, but I had the conversation last time. I was
golfing last week and ended up being paired up with
this guy and we were just talking in general. I
didn't pick up golf until I moved to Colorado when
I was thirty and there was another morning show guy
and we got to talk in you did give golf
a try, and I did first time, first lesson, instantly

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fell in love with it and it was game over.

Speaker 7 (39:50):
Unfortunately I was thirty at the time.

Speaker 2 (39:53):
I wish I would have started, like played high school
golf started back then.

Speaker 7 (39:58):
I think I would be so much better now.

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Maybe not because people play all their entire life and
never you know, get really good at it. But who knows.
It could have been on tour or something. Yeah, but no,
Instead I'm in this studio with you find folks, you.

Speaker 4 (40:11):
Get you know, you get lessons from a pro, and
you get those bad habits. Yeah, just practice doing it right.
What is something you wish you would have done sooner?
And it doesn't have to be like a sport or
something could be anything. Kelly, can you think of something
you wish you would have done early.

Speaker 6 (40:27):
Always this piano, Like I did start when I was twelve,
but I didn't stick with it, and uh, then I
started again when I was fifty. That's a bit of
a gap, and it's a big gap. And it is
also uh you know, you can learn things much more
quickly as a kid than you can Yeah, And it's
still worth it, and I'm happy that I've done it,

(40:50):
but it would have made my life more rich. Did
you remember with an instrument?

Speaker 2 (40:56):
Did you remember anything when you sat down at fifty
from when you ended your ya?

Speaker 6 (40:59):
Because I've consistently played through the years, like, but I've
not progressed through the years. And that's what I wanted
out of lessons at fifty was to progress, and I
was able to. But it is you to it a
lot more slowly than when you're twelve.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Yeah, absolutely, eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 7 (41:18):
Oh, give us call. What's something you wish you would
have started sooner?

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Thick?

Speaker 2 (41:21):
Can you think of as it fishing or it is?

Speaker 4 (41:24):
My friend and I talk about this all the time,
because you know, all the colleges now have teams, they
do scholarships for bass fishing. It's unbelievable how huge this
sport has gotten. And yeah, I instead of all those
hours I wasted practicing break dancing, I should have been
on the water. I should have been, you know, saving
for that boat and tournament fishing, like because they have

(41:44):
high schools. Now there are high.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
School tournaments, are they really? Yeah, which I should have
been there sooner.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
Yeah. Well, what's really interesting is that the breakdancing crowd
is on the opposite end of the spectrum from the
bass fishing a.

Speaker 4 (41:59):
Rettle bit So with that, you know what though, one
of the greatest bass fishermen out there, Mike Ikeanelly. He
is a huge pro man. He does seminars everywhere. He's
made millions, and he had a breakdance team in school.
In fact, it was he.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Bass fishing at the same time.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
Well, here's the thing. One time I was watching a tournament.
Dude caught this giant bass and he dropped down.

Speaker 3 (42:18):
And did a backspin on his boat.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
He was excited. I mean, he was a breakdancer.

Speaker 7 (42:23):
TJ says ice skating.

Speaker 2 (42:25):
Okay, all right, Matt says, I wish I went to
HVAC school right out of high school. I know so
many people talking about doing that, going into a trade
out of high school instead of going into college, which
is smart, which is a totally viable career path to take,
getting into the trades and doing something instead of doing
the typical four year degree, because you can definitely pull

(42:48):
down some money in the trades. Rex says another language.
I wish I would have done that too.

Speaker 4 (42:52):
That's what Chris said. He said, learn a foreign language.
It's so much easier when you're a kid.

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Oh, Mike, niece and nephew went to Kenwood, which is
a French immersion school here in town, and they were
speaking fluent French in elementary, really elementary.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
I don't know what I was thinking, but when I
was a junior, instead of taking Spanish like most people,
I decided to take French in high school. Failed miserably, miserably.

Speaker 4 (43:23):
Duxa's playing hockey. I'm a huge Blue Jacket fan. Jess smissaid,
get my CDL class A and working on my credit earlier.
That's a good one credit. You gotta work on that credit. Yeah, man,
you don't. You don't realize how important that is and
the problem.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
Yes you absolutely can bounce back, Yes you can get help. Yeah,
but boys to take a while, and even more than
a while if you are in a little bit of
credit trouble.

Speaker 7 (43:52):
It takes dedication.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
That's the number one thing, because you know, as much
as you want to go have a couple drinks with
friends or maybe do a date night, you should instead
put that fifty or one hundred bucks towards the credit
card or whatever. And it is so I am speaking
from first hand experience. I do it's so hard to do.

Speaker 6 (44:15):
Kelly and I too, right, Oh gosh, yes, yeah, no,
I mean I have no money. I still don't have
money managing skills. I think it's just not my forte.

Speaker 2 (44:24):
Oh and I remember getting that first pre approved five
thousand dollars credit card.

Speaker 7 (44:27):
When I was eighteen.

Speaker 6 (44:29):
Yeah, I think.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I think it took me less than a year to
fill that thing up. I mean, just right off the bat.

Speaker 6 (44:36):
VI did it in one fell swoop at with a
diamond ring.

Speaker 2 (44:41):
I remember getting it and being with my girlfriend the time,
and so we're going on vacation. We rented jet skis
like a vacation at like nineteen years old, getting that
first credit card.

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Justin said taking life seriously and maybe started in real
estate center. But the first thing on there. The first
part of that taking yes, taking life more seriously, yes,
and no, no, you are.

Speaker 6 (45:09):
Sucking some amount of joy out of life. If you're
going to be like, oh, I shouldn't have been break dancing,
I should have been focused on I guess like you
had a great time breakdancing. It was fun and like
you had a skill and you had a great But
I still.

Speaker 4 (45:25):
Could have taken life seriously and done that. Yeah, that's
the thing, you know what I mean. But I don't
know the credit that kind of.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Thing, you know, Yeah, I mean, credit is one thing.
I guess, yes to an extent. But you also can't
take it with you. You can, you can put all
that money in your four oh one k, you can't
take it with you. So, yes, there's something to be said.
I'm not saying don't put money aside. I'm not saying

(45:51):
don't save for a rainy day. But to have no
fun in your life, to joy.

Speaker 6 (45:57):
So serious, that's what you're working for, right, be able
to afford yourself a little bit of joy in life.

Speaker 2 (46:02):
Well, if you're living to work instead of working to live,
then you know you got you got a kind of backwards.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Carrie said, playing guitar better luck with the ladies for sure.

Speaker 6 (46:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
That's probably something you love about Charlie, isn't it.

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Oh yeah, the guitar.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
Here's the other thing too, when you talk about bass
fishing instead of break dancing at a younger age.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
You can look, you can look at it now because
you enjoy it so much.

Speaker 2 (46:27):
But would you have appreciated it as a preteen or.

Speaker 4 (46:31):
A teen if I was making millions of dollars fishing? Yeah,
but you're assuming that, well, yeah, it would be yeah.
Well it's just like you with.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
The thing is we do what we do because it's
what we wanted to do at the.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Time, right, exactly. Yeah, hindsight being twenty twenty, everything would
be perfect.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I wanted to roll another joint and get on the
dance floor.

Speaker 2 (46:50):
Right, what do you you would have started earlier? I
would love to hear from you. Ninety eight seven the Blue.

Speaker 4 (47:00):
It's.

Speaker 9 (47:02):
All right.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
What's something you wish you started sooner? Whether it's an activity,
something to do with your lifestyle? Eight hundred eight two
one ninety nine seven zero. Oh, this is an interesting one.
May may maybe you can both speak on this. I
can't speak on this, but Blaine says he wished he
started wearing readers earlier. There's a game changer, he said,

(47:24):
for using computers at work and for helping his vision.
Said the readers were, you know, big game changer.

Speaker 6 (47:32):
Yeah, it's delightful to be able to see what you're
reading right right.

Speaker 2 (47:37):
I fully agree with tom therapy, although I've been going
since a kid, But I know a lot of people
who don't necessarily go or or say I don't need it.

Speaker 7 (47:51):
Highly recommend ye Blitz. Good morning.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
Who's this Michael? What do you wish you started sooner?

Speaker 7 (47:58):
Well?

Speaker 2 (48:00):
I now like me in school at the point, I
thought she was a dort, so therefore I didn't like
her younger.

Speaker 6 (48:09):
Oh oh yeah, I feel that way about my husband.
We didn't meet till we were in our thirties, and
I'm like, I would have liked to have known him
in high school or something that would have been nice.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
See, Nor and I feel different because if Nor and
I met before we did, we never would have been together.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (48:26):
We know that we needed to go through what we
needed to go through. We were different people when we
were younger, and it wasn't have worked out. Does your
wife know you thought she was a dort.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
Growing up, she does now.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
She does now.

Speaker 7 (48:43):
Fair enough.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Well, thank you so much for the call. Let's see.
Dave says, I got an RV this past week after
thirty years a wanting one.

Speaker 7 (48:53):
What the F was I waiting for?

Speaker 4 (48:55):
It could have been paid off a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Yeah, I've thought about that. But there are nicer now,
There are a lot nicer now. Yeah, but I wouldn't mind.

Speaker 6 (49:07):
Following that guy on TikTok where he decided he was
going to sell it all, quit his job. He's a
younger guy, bought a sailboat and he's sailing from Oregon
to Hawaii right now currently. I think he's on like
day ten.

Speaker 2 (49:20):
That's a lot.

Speaker 6 (49:22):
It's a lot, but it's like doing something that you've
always wanted to do and you're like pulling the trigger
on it. It's like if.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
If I am not on a cruise ship style size
cruise ship size boat, I do not want to be
out in that ocean.

Speaker 6 (49:37):
Oh, it's freaky. It's freaky when he shows you like
he's like linked up to Earthla, what's the thing in
this sky? No something sky starling, Skyla Starling Starling, And yeah,
I mean just the vastness, and there is a zero
around him, and he does He's like a beginner.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
I remember it wasn't this past New Year's Eve, but
the New Year's e before this, and Nort and I
took a trip down to Key West and we rented
a boat for the day. It was like a twenty
foot you know, center console. You got to go out,
but we went out a little too far. You could
still see land and everything. But even even a mile
or so out, a mile and a half out that

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that boat was up and down.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
It was like, we gotta get back inwards.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
A super yacht, you know, like the one Jerry Jones
has that's three football fields.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Oh yeah, in a helicopter, right for sure.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
Oh my gosh, Jason said, I wish I would have
been more optimistic in my youth instead of pessimistic. Didn't
develop it until my thirties. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
Yeah, you gotta have a you gotta have a good
ale on life. Things are gonna get tough, but overall
it's gonna be all right. A lot of stocks bitcoin
will Will says Towardtilla Warmer, instead of doing the white
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Speaker 7 (50:57):
He's an absolute gamer, like the Chipotle.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Yes, yes, and now I think I want one, right,
I am fully on board with that.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
And then Ken says overall health should have joined the
gym twenty years ago.

Speaker 6 (51:12):
Okay, this person that I wish it would have been
a better husband earlier so I can still be with
the mother of my children and have my family together.
Oh yeah, some things are that they're tough to look
back on.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
I get that, yes, but learning experience, yes, for sure.

Speaker 6 (51:29):
Be better next time around.

Speaker 3 (51:30):
Mike from seven episodes playing pickleball.

Speaker 4 (51:33):
So many people are in Where did that come from?
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (51:36):
Man, All of a sudden.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
In like twenty sixteen, it was just like every one
of my best friends played tennis for years now only
plays his pickle pickleball.

Speaker 6 (51:48):
Andre Agassi, he just won some giant pickleball.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
He's like this pro Yes, okay, not some of the blitz.

Speaker 9 (51:56):
Now.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
Three things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 6 (52:02):
Singer Smokey Robinson is being accused of sexual battery, assault,
and creating a hostile work environment, and the lawsuit filed
by lawyers representing four of his former housekeepers. The four women,
all of whom are listed as Jane Does, are accusing
the Motown artists of unwonted acts toward them and Smokey.
Robinson's wife, Francis Robinson, is also listed as a defendant

(52:23):
in the suit, accused of creating a hostile work environment.
She is accused of screaming at them and using ethnic
slurs toward at least two of the women, as well
as failing to prevent what they call her husband's sexual deviancy.
The women all seeking a jury trial, and they want
no less than fifty million dollars. The assaults are said
to have happened between the years twenty twelve and twenty

(52:45):
twenty four, all the way up through last year.

Speaker 2 (52:49):
That's so unfortunately, nikes.

Speaker 6 (52:50):
Yeah, it really is. A little more than a week
after a seventy million dollar US Navy fighter jet rolled
off an aircraft carrier and into the Red Sea, a
second fighter jet was also lost in the Red Sea
after a failed landing on that same carrier as it
came in for a landing last night. The FA eighteen

(53:11):
F super Hornet apparently didn't catch the wire that slows
it down. It's a situation known as a failed arrestment.

Speaker 4 (53:18):
But they usually planted.

Speaker 2 (53:20):
They land those jets at almost full speed so they
can take off again in case that happens.

Speaker 4 (53:26):
In case they missed the get the hook.

Speaker 6 (53:28):
Oh well tell that to the two aviators on board
to crash that bad boy into the water. They were
able to eject, so I guess they must have known.
I mean, obviously it was.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
Going yeah, wow, they won't be going to top gun. Well.

Speaker 6 (53:45):
The trailer for the third and final season of Squid
Game is out now. It will follow Player for fifty
six after his rebellion within the This is really not
season three, it's season two. B wouldn't you say season
two ended, Ulick?

Speaker 2 (54:01):
It wasn't.

Speaker 6 (54:02):
It wasn't over. It did not wrap up and leave
a cliff cliffhanger. It just ended basically in the middle
of a two part season because the game wasn't done.
The game wasn't done. So yes, so we will follow
Player four fifty six after his rebellion within the games
was squashed and led to the death of his best friend. Spoilers, Well, sorry.

Speaker 3 (54:28):
How many months do you have to wait?

Speaker 7 (54:30):
I guess I'll give up on that show.

Speaker 3 (54:32):
No, don't watch it.

Speaker 6 (54:33):
Oh gosh show, that's like the that's a minor plot point.
It really really everybody dies, you know this, except one person.
So saying his best friend died isn't a surprise. You
knew what was going to happen. It's either him or
the best friend or maybe both.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Ok, calm down, Okay.

Speaker 6 (54:52):
Wow, I'm just trying to defend myself. Literally everybody dies
in this game at some point, so that's I feel
like that maybe isn't. At this point, we briefly pause
to give Kelly a moment. I think Goose needs the moment, right,
all right, well, maybe clutch my pearls on that one.

(55:15):
Squid game three drops on June twenty seventh, so we
do more to stay for this. It is coming quickly,
June twenty seventh the drop date on Netflix. And those
are your three things.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
So I think there are a lot of things that
you could say, you know, your grandparents did a lot,
and then your parents did a lot less and we
probably don't do any more, you know, like like kick
the can that's evolved. We now have handheld video games
or stickball, you know, we've got more than just a

(55:51):
stick and a ball now. And then you know again,
other activities that just kind of have dwindled due to
varying reasons, and this is one of them.

Speaker 7 (56:02):
Hitchhiking used to be a thing back in the day.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
Yeah, you used to see people hitchhiking all the time,
all the time.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
Seventy three percent of Americans now say hell no. And
I'm surprised the numbers that low. I thought it would
be higher. I know one time did it one time?
You yes, but wasn't alone. We were at we were
in Indianapolis. This was twenty twenty one, maybe even twenty twenty, No,

(56:31):
twenty twenty one, Yeah, and we were there for the
Big Ten Championship game.

Speaker 7 (56:36):
My best friend and I went watched Michigan win the
Big Ten Championship.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
We leave Lucas Oil Stadium and we got a hotel,
but because we were a little late, our hotel wasn't
directly in downtown. It was a little bit set off.
And we're like, eh, we're high on life. We just
won the Big Ten Championship. We got this and we
started walking and it took a minute to real we

(57:00):
are further away than we think. And so it just
so happened. There were still cars, like it was still
a lot to get out of the area of Luisa
Oil Stadium, which is all the traffic, and there were
these four guys that were in their little sedan and
we just kind of like stuck it. We're like, hey, guys,
we're a lot further than we thought. Do you know
where there's how we get there?

Speaker 7 (57:21):
And they go, yeah, come on in, and so they
gave us a ride back to the hotel.

Speaker 6 (57:26):
When's the last time you've ever seen even seen a hitchhiker?

Speaker 3 (57:30):
It had to be the eighties.

Speaker 4 (57:31):
And I mean I've been in cars where we picked
them up, like I sapping a few times. I have
never hitchhiked myself. I would if it was, like I
felt like it was an emergency situation, if I was
stranded somewhere and I'm like, I gotta get get.

Speaker 2 (57:43):
Right from me, I gotta get home. Nothing inciting, we
got to go, and then I would try. But I'm
very curious. Eight hundred eighty two to one ninety nine seven,
Oh real quick, does anyone have a hitchhiking story? Has
anyone done it recently? Or are you a little bit older?
And you did it back in the day, and you
got a cool story to go along with the hitchhiking
Kelly anything, I've never kind of strange if you want

(58:04):
hitchhiking on your own.

Speaker 6 (58:05):
Never, But I do remember as a kid occasionally seeing
a hitchhiker, my dad always saying, because he knew my
mom would freak out, he would go, should we pick
him up? Every time my mom would be like, no,
we're not picking up a here right.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Absolutely, if you've got one, I would love to hear
your story. Eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven
oh or ninety nine seven hundred. I want to know
if anyone has a cool hitch hiking story. It's nine
ninety seven of the Blitz.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke.

Speaker 2 (58:39):
We're trying to put it back together, all right. We
got a couple of stories to get to involving the POPEO.
Can you can you give me some Pope Poe music?
They're thick, little little theme music. Change it up for
today's very special not still breaking news.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
There we go.

Speaker 2 (59:01):
This first story coming out of George County, Maryland, where
a driver got into a high speed chase with the
Prince George County, Maryland police on Interstate four ninety five.
He outran the police for a little bit in his
land rover around Annapolis Road on northbound I four ninety
five or on two forty five am. Just didn't stop,

(59:23):
and at some point the officers actually did discontinue the
traffic stop. Shortly after the attempt to stop, they saw
the vehicle again further north on I four ninety five,
so another police officer approached the vehicle. However, this time
the car did pull over, but the driver said not today, coppers,

(59:45):
and decided he was going to flee the police.

Speaker 7 (59:48):
Here's the thing.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
When you pull over on the shoulder of the highway,
usually there are two ways. You can go off to
the non traffic side, into the ditch or the forest
or whatever is over to the right, yeah, or back
the other way to the left, where you are then

(01:00:10):
probably playing human froger, which is exactly what this man did.
Made it all of about three steps before Kubluoi, good douche.
He was probably hit by a car does not say
oh no, It does say yeah, he died.

Speaker 6 (01:00:32):
Yeah, it sounds yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
You're not gonna survive getting hit by a car on
the highway. Don't don't don't try, and don't try and
outrun the police by playing frogger.

Speaker 6 (01:00:43):
I don't ever know how you feel like you're going
to outrun the police. I'm sure that people have been successful,
but it doesn't It couldn't be that many, especially if
you've already pulled over, like you're both starting from zero, right,
I have a head start here, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:59):
And here's the other thing that I don't know if
crooks don't realize or they don't care, or they really
think they're that good at keep away. But police officers
usually aren't just single members, right, They've got friends, They've
got back up. You may outrun one, you're not gonna

(01:01:22):
outrun six. Twenty some years ago, when I was, you know,
working in nightclubs and stuff, they used to crack me
up as the DJ when I would see a drunk
guys square off against a bouncer, because look, yes, you
may be the biggest, most badass guy there is and
you go toe to toe with this bouncer. You may

(01:01:44):
beat this bouncer to the ground. You know what you're
not gonna do is beat the other five bouncers are
gonna come.

Speaker 6 (01:01:49):
In break there's a team.

Speaker 2 (01:01:51):
There's a team.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
They work together once again natural selection.

Speaker 4 (01:01:56):
That is true.

Speaker 11 (01:01:58):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:01:58):
The second story for They're not so breaking news comes
right out of our own backyard, Springfield Township, Ohio, where
Springfield Township police pulled over a car after running the
plates and finding out that the owner of fifty five
year old Victoria Vaddal of Akron was out on bond,
driving on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:16):
A suspended license, and had a warrant for her rest.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
And so that is when they decided to pull her over,
give her the red and blues and approach her to
let her know what is going on.

Speaker 7 (01:02:28):
And that's when this happened.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
I stop here.

Speaker 5 (01:02:34):
You were suspended with a warrant for your arrest. And
the raccoon her mes pipe. That's right, her mes pipe.
He's played with a meth pipe right now.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
There's no trying to smoke it.

Speaker 8 (01:02:51):
There's no one all right, had enough.

Speaker 4 (01:02:55):
Fun in games.

Speaker 2 (01:02:57):
Victoria had her pet raccoon shoe in the car with her,
And after they took Victoria out of the car, Chewie
comes to the front seat in his tiny little raccoon
pause holding a mes pipe sitting there on the driver's seat,
and at one point actually takes his tiny little pause
and takes the mets pipe and puts it up to

(01:03:19):
his tiny little raccoon mouth. Yes, the raccoon was trying
to smoke math.

Speaker 6 (01:03:24):
In the front seat of the car is going, I
can't believe the officer was laughing. I mean, I feel
like that. How could you animal abuse? It ticks me off,
Like the only thing that could have made me laugh
is was he wearing a top hat the raccoon like
that might have made me chuckle.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
Well, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
He wasn't nice smoking.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I mean, I'm looking at the picture. There's nothing really
in the meth pipe, but the fact that you've done
it before though I know your pet raccoon just threw
you under the bush.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Thinks so he knows how to smoke a pipe.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
Here's the thing, here's the thing. With tiny little raccoon hands,
which aren't much more than t rex arms, he either
could have been trying to smoke the meth pipe or
show the police officer, Hey, look what I've got. Look
what Victoria had, Yes, exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:04:19):
Is smoking crack around here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Look look, officer, this is what she has in her car.
It belongs to her.

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Fine man, how can you not laugh at that?

Speaker 6 (01:04:31):
Okay? Can I ask a detailed question? Is there a
difference between a meth pipe and a crack pipe? Do
you smoke it all out of the same glass pipe?

Speaker 10 (01:04:41):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:04:42):
I don't know that, well, Kelly, in my experience what
I used to do, I have no clue.

Speaker 6 (01:04:47):
Yeah, no idea. I've seen people on the Drug show.
What's the one where they're trying to get people into
rehab and they show them smoking crack on the floor
or whatever. Yeah, or they do it off a like tinfoil.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
Through a straw, Yeah, because don't they light up the
bottom and the tin foil?

Speaker 6 (01:05:03):
Yeah, something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:05:04):
Yeah, I don't think I'm looking at a meth pipe.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
I don't think that's the same. I don't think that's the.

Speaker 2 (01:05:10):
Boss looks at your Google searches.

Speaker 4 (01:05:13):
It's like Kelly said earlier, we're talking about Google searches,
and you might find something different that we search here
at work and we do at home.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
That is very true.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I'm googling how much is a tiny top hat? Because
I really want to put one on the raccoon.

Speaker 7 (01:05:26):
Nine times of the Blitz.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
All right, we all know how much people love giving
their opinions nowadays, So here's the perfect opportunity to do
so blitz there. It be brought to you by Tri
State Mental Health. Got an email here someone looking for
a little advice and perfect opportunity to say exactly how
you would handle this situation.

Speaker 7 (01:05:43):
And this one's uh woo. This was a little bit
of a tough fee. Not gonna lie. I don't know
exactly what I would do in this situation, but here
it goes.

Speaker 11 (01:05:52):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:05:53):
Hey, guys, I recently found out my boss is having
an affair with a coworker when I walked in on
them in the.

Speaker 7 (01:05:59):
Act in the office.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Oh now they're asking me to cover up for them
during their secret rendezvous. My boss even offered to add
ten thousand dollars to my salary upfront in cash. Okay,
if I keep it quiet, because here's the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:06:16):
I know his wife. He knows I know his wife.

Speaker 2 (01:06:19):
We actually do charity work together at the children's hospital,
and she's one of the sweetest people I know. However,
I'm really struggling with money. My car's broken down, I'm
laid on rent.

Speaker 7 (01:06:32):
The money would.

Speaker 2 (01:06:32):
Clear everything up and help me get back to zero,
but I feel conflicted. Would I be a bad person
if I accepted it, or am I obligated to tell
his wife?

Speaker 7 (01:06:43):
What would you do?

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
What's preventing you from taking the money and then sending
an anonymous note to your I mean, I.

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Guess there is. I guess there's that. I mean, is
that kind of a you know, a slap in the face.
I'm taking your money and I'm gonna.

Speaker 7 (01:07:03):
Rat you out.

Speaker 6 (01:07:04):
The thing is is that, first of all, morally, okay,
who owns this business? How is this guy able to
just willie nilly give you an extra ten grand or
whatever to cover up his unfaithfulness? Like I don't involve
me in any of this.

Speaker 4 (01:07:23):
You already are, That's what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:07:26):
But I'm like, I saw you. Now you're busted. Like
there's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube. Here,
You're done.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
There is Yeah, there is ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Cash and keep him out shut For me, there isn't
for me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
You're not taking money. You're telling the wife you're not well.
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:07:42):
I might do both. I wouldn't not tell the wife.
Let's put it that way.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
I'm telling the wife, yeah, because I mean, and then
what then can he take the rays?

Speaker 9 (01:07:49):
Back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
Can he fire you?

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
Is he the boss?

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Is he the owner?

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Because I'm going at it like this, He like, like
Kelly's gonna do. You can give me the ten thousand
dollars raise, but how does that stop me from URSA.
I'm gonna go at it. Make it twenty five thousand,
and I'll sign an NBA.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
Okay, Corey did say ten thousand dollars is only the
first offer.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Ah, I've got some baggling room there. Yeah, that's what
I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
Well, what is this guy got bags of money somewhere
he can hand out to be for people to keep
his secret.

Speaker 7 (01:08:18):
There are people like that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
That's wild.

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
There are lots of people like that.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
You're here out of court settlements every single day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
I'm just thinking if I were the wife and I
found out that somebody took money instead of telling me
what was going on with my husband, that would be
just a huge bummer.

Speaker 2 (01:08:38):
I mean, she said in the email that they work together.
They do charity work together. He says, I know his
wife done saying necessarily their friends or how close they are,
they just happen to work together at the charity.

Speaker 6 (01:08:48):
And here's the thing is, I just want to keep
my head down. Literally, I don't want to be involved
in your drama. So yeah, I guess give me the
money and then I'll decide what.

Speaker 4 (01:08:56):
To do after that.

Speaker 7 (01:08:57):
Eight two one ninety nine seven.

Speaker 6 (01:08:59):
Oh, I'll tell somebody else and they can tell the wife,
Dave says.

Speaker 2 (01:09:03):
Dave says, look for another job. Take the money, right
him out.

Speaker 7 (01:09:06):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
I don't like cheaters, I really don't. I think it's gross.
You're gross. Take care of your business at home and
then go have sex with whoever you want.

Speaker 7 (01:09:15):
Dominic says, take that money.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
It ain't your business, right, Keith said, No, that.

Speaker 6 (01:09:20):
Guy made it your business because he was boning someone
at work. He made it your business. Now it's your business.

Speaker 2 (01:09:26):
Does that mean he made it everyone in the office's business.

Speaker 6 (01:09:28):
I'm not telling everyone in the office. I'll tell the
wife though, you better believe it. I'm not letting that stand.

Speaker 7 (01:09:33):
He didn't make it your business. You walked in on them.
He didn't do any front of you.

Speaker 6 (01:09:38):
How is boning at work? We should not be like allowed?

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
And where are they doing it at work where somebody
could just walk in?

Speaker 4 (01:09:46):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:09:46):
Are they not in his office with the door closed?

Speaker 4 (01:09:49):
Or I mean, what you know, possibly you're out on
in the cafeteria, what are you doing on.

Speaker 2 (01:09:54):
The open But if you walk in on someone you
know who knows what, that's your fault.

Speaker 6 (01:09:59):
Then that's become your fault. If you walk in on
someone in this building, you're going into a place you
always go into, You're going to the men's restroom because
you really got to go, and somebody is in there
doing somebody else's wife.

Speaker 4 (01:10:10):
That's not your fault.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
That's not your fault. They made it your business.

Speaker 2 (01:10:13):
It's her fault. But again, he didn't make it your business.
He didn't do it in front of you intentionally. He didn't.

Speaker 7 (01:10:19):
He didn't pick a spot like your office and be like, oh,
she might.

Speaker 3 (01:10:22):
Want I doubt he wanted to be caught right exactly,
so he did.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
The consequences of you doing something right in a public
spot making everybody else's business.

Speaker 3 (01:10:31):
I agree with that.

Speaker 7 (01:10:33):
Eight hundred seven.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
I hate this guy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:38):
How would you handle this situation? We'd love to hear
from you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:41):
Ninety nine seven of the Blitz Blitz Therapy brought to
you by Tri State Men's Health. An email we got says,
I recently found out my bosses having an affair with
a cowork when I walked in on them in the
act in the office, and now they're asking me to
cover up for them. In fact, my boss's offered me
ten thousand dollars cash to keep my mouth shut. However,
I know his wife. We do charity work together. I

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don't know what to do because I'm also broke. My
car is broken down, I'm late on rent. This would
set me back, this would help me get me back
to zero. Everything can be solved with this ten thousand
dollars cash. What do I do? Aaron's on the phone, Aaron,
how are you handling this situation.

Speaker 12 (01:11:16):
As a man who's been cheeses on and devastated. I'm
with Kelly. I'd rather not be my business, but if
you make it my business, I would bump him to
twenty five thousand, quit my job, and tell my wife.

Speaker 11 (01:11:27):
Then my consciousness clear.

Speaker 2 (01:11:29):
Okay, so you're you're gonna you're gonna play the negotiation game,
take the money and run. Not want to be in
the office with that person anymore, Get a new job,
and tell his wife anyways, that's right.

Speaker 12 (01:11:41):
That way, my consciousness cleared, and then what happens happens
after that?

Speaker 2 (01:11:44):
Okay, yeah, I guess. You know, if he's offering you
a bribe and cash, it's not like he can come
back and say, hey, you said you wouldn't tell my
wife and like that that. I don't think there's any
legal standing there to ask for the money back.

Speaker 12 (01:11:55):
There's no legal standings. I'm gonna get another job. I'll
be set with more for a little bit, and my
conscience will be clear of the feeling I've had from
having it done to me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:06):
Right, he'll happen, but she'll know.

Speaker 2 (01:12:09):
Okay, Yeah, I appreciate it. Aaron, thanks for the call.

Speaker 6 (01:12:11):
I don't like the idea that some cheating douchebag thinks
my morality's for sale. I don't like that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:17):
And it's even more of a point. Not only are
you a cheater, but you just think someone who can
walk around buying whatever he wants.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Yeah, Steve says, my ex was hooking up with a
married guy at her work. I say, take his money,
find a way to let his wife know, and Karma
continue to take care of him. He had it coming
to him. No sympathy for that d bag in mine
and I you know, I gree I'm seeing a lot
of this, you know, just like Aaron said, take the money,
get out, and then tell. But if I'm that douchebag

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and I'm going to hand you twenty five grand, you
have to sign an NBA.

Speaker 7 (01:12:50):
You're gonna make it legal.

Speaker 4 (01:12:51):
Yeah, I mean why you know, why would you hand
somebody that kind of money if they could just tell anyway?

Speaker 7 (01:12:57):
True?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
I mean, that's that's what an indie.

Speaker 6 (01:13:01):
Then you have to figure out just a way around that,
like you can send anonymous communication through a third party
and then they could never prove you better help you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:10):
You gonna pay it back?

Speaker 7 (01:13:12):
Yeah, well how are you gonna How are you gonna
send it? Though?

Speaker 6 (01:13:14):
Because I get it the first place, so I don't
care if you have to send the money back. The
wife deserves to know period period.

Speaker 7 (01:13:21):
So you're basically going to turn down the money and
tell the wife.

Speaker 6 (01:13:24):
I mean I'd try to take the money, but I'd
also tell the wife there's there's.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
No like, if there's no NBA, you'll take the money.
Then you can tell the wife you need no big deal.

Speaker 6 (01:13:34):
My preferred way of handling this would be to look
that mf or in the eyes and say, oh no,
you can't buy my side and walk.

Speaker 2 (01:13:41):
Away from this email. I understand that they work together,
she said, I know the wife. We work together and
do charity together at the children's hospital. But there is
nothing there about a close relationship. There's something there about
a friendship. There's nothing about there about girls' nights out.
I am gonna get twenty five. I am going to
ask for more one. I'm gonnask for twenty five. Okay,

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I'm not telling her. I'm not getting mixed up in
that mess any of my business.

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
We'll walk away and then then you're going to court
in the divorce and everything.

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Oh yeah, you got to be.

Speaker 6 (01:14:11):
I might take a job for me going to court
to testify against a disgusting piece of crab. I don't
have time for that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I might do I might take Aaron's advice, and a
lot of people have said go find another job, so
I might take the money and run, and then it's
behind me. I don't have to deal with it because
most likely he's going to get caught anyways, and I'm
not going to get messed up with that ian.

Speaker 6 (01:14:34):
If he's already doing it in the office where you
can just walk in and find him, does he sound
like he's being that care cautious.

Speaker 2 (01:14:40):
Right, exactly ninety seven the Blitz. Now the three things
you need to know before you go. All right.

Speaker 6 (01:14:47):
We talked earlier in the week about that Cincinnati man
who ran over a deputy down in Cincinnati. He was
doing special duty, traffic direction or whatever, what do you
call this. He was a traffic cop, special duty for
the UC graduation ceremonies. Anyway, a guy who's just had
lost his eighteen year old son in a police shooting

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the day before, turn around and ran over a deputy,
just a random deputy and killed him. So that happened
last week, all right. Last Thursday, eighteen year old Ryan
Hinton was shot and killed by a police officer. He
was running. There was a stolen vehicle involved, and apparently

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this eighteen year old pulled out a gun. Police warned him,
fired a shot, he was killed. Well, this guy's dad,
who is the one who then ran over the deputy.
He was called into the police station. They're like, we
want to show you this video of what happened your
son's final moments to let you know why we pulled
a gun on him. Showed him the video. This guy's

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name is also Ryan Hinton, showed hint in the video,
of course, he was distraught watching his son be shot
and killed. Even though he saw his son pull out
a gun. Lee gives the police station, extremely distraught, gets
into his vehicle, and then hits and kills the sheriff's
debutie okay. Happen the same day that he sees his video.
So his attorney was in court yesterday arguing temporary insanity,

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seeing this guy's not a cop killer. He had just
watched his son be killed by a police officer. Whether
it was merited or not, it doesn't matter. His reaction
was extremely distraught, and you need to treat him like
you would anyone with a mental illness. So that's that's
the route they're going on this defense. Now, it was
kind of interesting. Let me tell you about left handed

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left handed ers.

Speaker 7 (01:16:35):
Well, I can tell you this.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
I can tell you this lefty.

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
If the left side of the brain controls the right
side of the body, then only left handed people are
in their right mind.

Speaker 6 (01:16:47):
Exactly does the right mind include neuro developmental disorders?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Because well, in my case.

Speaker 6 (01:16:56):
Yeah, I mean it's interesting because you've said you have
a little dude, are you being series when you say
you have the touch of autism.

Speaker 2 (01:17:02):
I mean, I.

Speaker 6 (01:17:05):
Definitely have sensory issues, sensory okay, not neurological issues. But
they call them neurospicy people. You've got stuffy yes.

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
Yes, yes, I always say I have a touch of
thetism for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:17:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:17:20):
So they say this new study suggests that people with
neuro developmental disorders are more likely to be left handed.
The German researchers who did the study compared data from
over two hundred thousand individuals and found that people with autism, schizophrenia,
and other neuro developmental disorders show higher rates of left

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handedness compared to the general population. Interesting, isn't it interesting?
I don't know why. And they say, you can oftentimes
even tell if a child's going to be left handed
in the womb with prenatal thumb sucking. That does happen
with some Yeah, and if they're sucking their left thumb,
it's more likely they'll be left handed. But I just

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thought it was interesting.

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
I did.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
I did think for a very for a very long time,
I had concerns about I had.

Speaker 7 (01:18:13):
I kind of had a lack of emotion and a
lack of sympathy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Like we've talked off the arab about being logical, like
being super logical to a fault. And so there was
a time years ago where I thought I was borderline
psychotic because if you look up the definition of being
psychotic that one of the major things is like a

(01:18:38):
lack of empathy. Yes, and so being so logical and
not very emotional, I was like, oh, man, am I like?

Speaker 7 (01:18:47):
Am I a psycho?

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
I feel like this came up in therapy though, did it?

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:18:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:18:51):
And it's like, oh no, you've just pushed all these
emotions down because of whatever trauma you've dealt with in
your life. Yeah, response, you don't come across as psychotic.

Speaker 7 (01:19:03):
Thanks for saying that.

Speaker 4 (01:19:04):
Guess what else? Left? These are what geniuses?

Speaker 7 (01:19:08):
More geniuses are left handed, for sure?

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Don't you think that's neuro divergent a little bit? When
you're a genius, you've.

Speaker 4 (01:19:15):
Got you know, we're talking about Einstein, Da Vinci, Tesla,
Bill Gates, Michaelangelo, Steve Jobs, Barack Obama, Aristotle, Paul McCartney,
Mark Twain, all left handed.

Speaker 6 (01:19:26):
I'll have yees some special talents. So it don't makes
sense to me, are you guys? More artsy?

Speaker 2 (01:19:34):
Left handed people are considered more creative and artsy all right.

Speaker 4 (01:19:36):
Yep, how about that.

Speaker 6 (01:19:38):
You guys are lucky all right. New Zealand has released
its list of new band baby names. There are forty
names on this new list. The parents of every single
baby born in New Zealand have to get approval for
the name of the baby before a birth certificate can
be issued.

Speaker 4 (01:19:51):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
So all names that are deemed offensive or problematic are
absolutely denied, along with names that imply some kind of
royal rank. So if you don't have any royalty or
paperwork that you are royal, you cannot name your baby king, Duke, Bishop,
princess or prince. Those are off the table. A few
new names on this year's list Indica, Sativa, Fanny, Rogue,

(01:20:17):
and Caesar.

Speaker 7 (01:20:17):
Who's naming their kids Sativa?

Speaker 6 (01:20:20):
I don't know, but it had to be included on
the list, so I'm assuming that somebody tried.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
Well, those are all not good names.

Speaker 6 (01:20:26):
No, So I was curious about naming laws in the
United States. They are very lenient, but they vary from
state to state. So in Ohio there is a character
limit on your names. Your first, middle, and last names
combined cannot exceed one hundred characters. So an average of
thirty three characters for the first, thirty three for the second.

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We'll say thirty four for the third name. You can't
exceed a hundred characters in the name.

Speaker 7 (01:20:54):
Who's doing that?

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
I don't know, Like they name you super califragilistic Xiala
deshs Alan Alan Alan Smith.

Speaker 2 (01:21:03):
I do think I do think there should be I'm sorry,
but I do think there should be a law against
names that are just preposterous, like true or not. I've
seen I've seen it floating around the internet for a while.

Speaker 4 (01:21:19):
Uh what was it?

Speaker 7 (01:21:22):
Oh god?

Speaker 2 (01:21:23):
K uh k m n O P.

Speaker 7 (01:21:27):
I think was someone's name, k m n o P
k m n o P. Yeah, you know what that
name is?

Speaker 2 (01:21:33):
No l.

Speaker 6 (01:21:35):
No l okay, I got you, god.

Speaker 2 (01:21:40):
Like, And there are rumors if someone actually did that,
it might be a I don't know or or the
other one the name shafid. Okay, you know how said
is spelled.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
S word h E A D.

Speaker 2 (01:22:00):
Yeah, yes, okay, Like that should be illegal.

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
And there was the baseball player and every you know
here they all pronounce it fuku but that's not really
that's not how it's actually said.

Speaker 3 (01:22:16):
Where he's from.

Speaker 6 (01:22:18):
There are names across the United States that are banned
those names Jesus Christ, Santa Claus, and Adolf Hitler.

Speaker 2 (01:22:25):
Oh yeah, I remember reading that Adolf Hitler was baded.
But yeah, why would we who? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:22:33):
Way, all right, those are your three things.

Speaker 2 (01:22:38):
All right, boys and girls, it is Sonic Temple Eve.

Speaker 7 (01:22:41):
We are so excited.

Speaker 2 (01:22:42):
Get ready for the next four days, which are going
to be absolutely unbelievable weather. It is perfect, gonna be
upper sixties, low seventies during the day, low sixties at night. Oh,
cannot wait for my first Sonic couple experience.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
Cannot wait to see Lincoln Park.

Speaker 2 (01:22:59):
I know there are a bunch of people who are
looking for different bands.

Speaker 7 (01:23:01):
That's the one I'm looking forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:23:02):
Cannot wait to meet you with the giant boombox we're
going to be hanging out at so please we would
love to see you when you're out there for whether
one day, two day, or all four days, whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (01:23:12):
However, there have been some adjustments.

Speaker 2 (01:23:14):
An announcement was just made because they have adjusted some
set times for some of the performances.

Speaker 4 (01:23:20):
Yeah, and it's just a few, but they are big ones.
Because it's all main stage and it's this all comes
from Metallica. Metallica moved their sets up twenty minutes, so
they're going on twenty minutes early on Friday and Sunday night.

Speaker 3 (01:23:33):
They were supposed to go on at eight point fifty.

Speaker 4 (01:23:35):
They will now go on at eight thirty, and that
means Rob Zombie also had to move from six forty
to six twenty and Alice Cooper had to move from
four forty to four thirty. That's on Friday. It's pretty
much the exact same situation with the last three bands.
On Sunday, Metallica moves up to thirty, Alison Chains to
six twenty, Chevelle to four forty, So big bands adjusting,

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you know, twenty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:59):
Why I'm Madonna, I was Metallica being a prima donnas.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:24:04):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:24:04):
Maybe I don't know if they well, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:24:08):
You know.

Speaker 3 (01:24:09):
It could have something to do with how long their
set is. Maybe they're extending their sets.

Speaker 7 (01:24:13):
They could go hours.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Oh they absolutely could, even doing two separate shows. Yeah,
you know, so maybe they want to make sure they
get everything in before the the sound curfew thing, how
loud you can be at a certain time. Maybe that
has something to do with it, absolutely, you know, hopefully. Yeah,
it's because they want to play longer. That's that's fine.
I'm great with it, Okay with.

Speaker 2 (01:24:35):
That, right, So again, make note if Metallica or the
bands leading up to Metallica, whether it be Rob Zombie,
Alison Chain, Chevelle, or Alice Cooper, those are all moving
up by about twenty minutes.

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Yeah. And one other thing they announced yesterday is that
parking was going to be an issue because of some
construction going on around Historical Crew Stadium or that area.
And they said that it will be limited the premium
parking and get there early.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
And I'm like, what exactly does that mean?

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
Limit?

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
Do you can you not accommodate everybody? Or what's going
on here?

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
What if?

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
What if that?

Speaker 4 (01:25:13):
What if the whole thing fills up?

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
Then where the hell do you go?

Speaker 7 (01:25:16):
Park a mile away? Wear them comfortable shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
That's a must at Sonic.

Speaker 7 (01:25:23):
Yeah, I mean you've got.

Speaker 2 (01:25:24):
Your you've got your tickets, so you'll find a place
to park.

Speaker 4 (01:25:27):
That's something I'll tell you to do.

Speaker 3 (01:25:29):
Don't wear any like nice clothes that you can't handle losing.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
Oh yeah, no, I never would, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (01:25:36):
So uh there you go make the adjustment on your
set times and on your mental note if you plan
on going to check out Metallica, uh this weekend for
Sonic Temple, not any some of the blitz do. Now,
let's see if we can learn you something.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Sit up and pay attention.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Yeah, let's make you a little bit smarter than you
were when you woke.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Up this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:25:59):
Tiny tidbits of information you can take with you throughout
the day. Did you know that Britney Spears and former
President Gerald Ford or nineteenth cousins?

Speaker 7 (01:26:08):
Random fact?

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Well, that's bizarre. Nineteenth nineteenth cousins. That's a long way apart.

Speaker 7 (01:26:14):
That is a one.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
I mean, I'm nineteenth cousins with a lot of people.

Speaker 7 (01:26:16):
You are, yes, yes you are.

Speaker 8 (01:26:18):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
You produce enough saliva every day to fill a wine bottle.

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Dude, you could fill twelve wine bottles me. You Well,
there's at least that in the tissues in the trash can.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
That's not not saliva.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
It's all the same.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
No, it's it's not even remotely close to the same.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
Then where does the snot come from? How does that
lick that's.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
Mucus in your nose not your nose? What does it
come from from your sinuses.

Speaker 3 (01:26:46):
Where do they come from? Where does that liquid come from?

Speaker 2 (01:26:51):
You keep pulling it out?

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
Well, your body's producing it, dude, seriously, yes, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
Not in salivar to completely.

Speaker 3 (01:27:00):
Saliva makes snot.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
To the googles.

Speaker 4 (01:27:05):
I'm not a doctor.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Thought is produced by glands in your nose and throat.
It's helped to hydrate your sinuses and trap pathogens. Saliva
happens when there's less water uh in it than spit
happens when it's less usual. Uh yeah, not mucus and no,
not even remotely close. Two completely different bottle of bunches.

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I will tell you though. Even though you can produce
a wine bottle during for a day, you fill enough
for fifty three bath tubs in your lifetime. Oh my god,
could you imagine checking a wine bottle full of spit?
Oh or if it's if it's that pre vomitous time,

(01:27:50):
then you're filling a wine bottle instantly because that hole
that saliva just starts.

Speaker 7 (01:27:53):
Oh god, yeah, it's the worst.

Speaker 8 (01:27:56):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
In Japan, only one hundred.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
Percent fruit juice can display a realistic cut fruit on
the label. If the juice has five percent fruit juice
it may display a whole fruit, but it has to
be unsliced, and for anything less than five percent, it
is forbidden to display a realistic fruit on the label.

Speaker 3 (01:28:22):
Well that's I don't I don't have a problem with that,
not at all.

Speaker 7 (01:28:24):
Any think that's great.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
It's like, you don't be genuine absolutely Shredder. You know,
he's the teenage mutant Ninja Turtle's main bad guy. They're
arch nemesis. He was originally going to be called the
Greater or great Man because the weapons attached to his
arms were designed to look like giant cheese graters, but

(01:28:46):
instead they went with Shredder. Good choice. I don't know
who that person was that stepped up and decided on that,
but thank you because the grater would have been an awful,
awful name. Yes, and finally, if you ever want to
get your laugh, we'll just go hang around some penguins.
Penguins while they're pooping, because penguin poop emits laughing gas.

Speaker 7 (01:29:09):
I had no idea. That is amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:29:12):
Really, is that why.

Speaker 2 (01:29:14):
Penguin's always looks so happy and around? Hey, because they
just got they got laughing gas.

Speaker 3 (01:29:19):
I want to follow one around?

Speaker 2 (01:29:20):
Yeah, see, like how strong of laughing gas is if
that's what I want to know.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Have you ever had like serious laughing gas, not like
not at the dentist. Yeah, I'm talking about out of
a like a tank.

Speaker 7 (01:29:31):
No, no, dude.

Speaker 4 (01:29:33):
When I was younger, my friend's older brother used to
get him from work and he would bring this. I
mean it was like a like a helium. Yeah, and man,
we would take a plastic bag like a bread let
your bread came in.

Speaker 3 (01:29:47):
Fill that sucker up, man, and just kicked back.

Speaker 7 (01:29:50):
No, my drug das never involved that.

Speaker 4 (01:29:52):
It was an.

Speaker 3 (01:29:53):
Absolute blast, so bad for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:56):
What are you talking about? It's awfuln Oh, are you
sure about that? Learning to some stuff on a Wednesday morning,
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