Your Level Of Weird and Taste Test Tuesday - Blitz Morning 8-5-25

On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Goose Kelly and thick Quick.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
They don't know what they're doing.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Do you understand that on.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
Gott a hiating four today, slight chance will pop up shower.
But I can tell you now that's not gonna happen.
I know for a fact.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Why is that?

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Because later this afternoon I'm playing Tartan fields and.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
Rubbing elbows with some big time people.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Well you know that's what I like to do on
my weekday afternoons.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Oh yes, jeeves with the rich folk.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
Jeeves bring me my miscutto. I don't know, uh yeah,
no one of our of our listeners works out there.
And then you know your golf and want just come out.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
So are you playing for free too?

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Maybe? Maybe not. I maybe didn't make the assumption. I
don't know what they charge. If I am, I am.
If I'm not, I'm not. I'm fine with that whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:10):
Just playing tard and fields breaking it awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
I'm sorry. I apologize.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
I didn't ask, don't don't talk about money.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
Didn't ask, but I was thinking that was like, man,
I'm gonna have to spend some money today because I
know they have a clubhouse, and I know they've got
some articles in there. I have to pick up a
thing or two. You know, they're not going to go
to a course like that not pick up some stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
Just don't get the hat that comes with the free
cup of soup.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
What's wrong with the hat that comes with the free cup?

Speaker 3 (01:39):
Suit caddy check?

Speaker 1 (01:41):
Oh okay, anyway.

Speaker 5 (01:46):
Thick Rick says comes from a movie that.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Yeah, that's true. No, that's very true. I forgot about
that one. How are you, Kelly? Well?

Speaker 5 (01:57):
Yes, nothing special, nothing special at all, No.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Crazy absurd happened yesterday on a Monday afternoon.

Speaker 5 (02:03):
I yanked myself off TikTok for about two hours, which
was nice, and read a book.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh good.

Speaker 5 (02:11):
It was recommended by thick Rick's wife, so that was great,
and I felt I felt more healthy for it.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
I was gonna say, because if you weren't reading the book,
you probably would have spent the two hours just doom
scrolling on TikTok.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I should I probably would have.

Speaker 1 (02:25):
Absolutely I would have done the same thing.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I scroll on TikTok until my battery runs low.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
I totally do the same thing. I think, what's going on? Horreument? Well?

Speaker 6 (02:35):
I saw the coaches poll came out yesterday for college football,
the first one of the year. Oh, I wondered, do
they do this on purpose? I mean, Texas and Ohio
State play each other in twenty five days, and gee,
Texas is ranked number one in Ohio State's ranked number
two in the coaches poll.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
Oh thinks, so it's pretty, uh, pretty comparable to the
way things wrapped up last year. I know, I can
get recruits and stuff.

Speaker 5 (03:01):
I mean, if we were playing Clemson, they wouldn't put
Clemson at number one, right, So.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Clemson six, Penn State third.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
A lot of people are talking that Penn State could
be the team this year.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I gotta goal. I gotta go all the way down here,
number fourteen to find Michigan.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah. I mean, they didn't have the best season last year,
but they did do one thing right so well, actually
two things. They did beat Alabama.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
They do have some great recruits that are gonna step
up this year.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I hope for sure they got some great players coming in.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So I think it's going to be a really good year.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
And I think it'd be really.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
Interesting because you know, whatever happens with Texas, that's gonna
be a tough game. We've got Oklahoma in the second
game of the year. That's gonna be a tough game.

Speaker 6 (03:43):
So I think you will finish higher than fourteenth when
all is said and done.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
I sure hope, So, I sure hope. So with the
way Penn State is projected to play, and then the
way Ohio State is projected to play, it's gonna be
an interesting year.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
I mean, that's crazy to me.

Speaker 6 (03:57):
You got a Oregon seventh, you got Illinois twelve, so
you're the fifth team in the Big Ten according to them,
and they're never right.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
But I think you'll be higher.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Illinois will never last. I know, I think Penn State
will choke per usual album.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Twenty five days.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Man, we'll see what happens. It is going to be
a great Tuesday coming up here in about an hour
and a half. We've got your chance to go see
Tony Hinchcliff, very funny comedian coming to them Mershawn Center
on August twenty ninth, if you want to go to that.
I think we still have some tickets to the Gods,
and of course I'll be long. You always have that chance.

(04:33):
The possibility of winning the four day Stadium GA passes
the Sonic Temple already, so we will get to that
as well. Let's get going with Blitz Morning Trivia thik
What you got all right?

Speaker 6 (04:43):
Try to get twenty five bucks to somebody to go
spend at waterbeds and stuff. Pamela Anderson revealed that this
A List actor offered her a Porsche and a condo.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
To be his number one girlfriend.

Speaker 6 (04:59):
This A List this is her claim offered her a
Porsche in a condo to be his number one girlfriend.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
Who is the A List actor?

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Be the first one to tell us by text at
eight hundred eight two one ninety nine seven zero, We'll
give you the gift card.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
Let's give that answer for Blitz Morning Trivia thic So
Pamela Anderson.

Speaker 6 (05:16):
She put out a documentary called Pamela A Love Story
and in it she claims that this A List actor
offered her a Porsche and a condo in exchange for
being his number one girlfriend. And recently she was on
Watch What Happens Live and it was brought up.

Speaker 7 (05:34):
In your twenty twenty three documentary Pamela A Love Story,
you revealed that Sylvester Stallone asked you to be his
number one girl and offered you a condo at a
worsh Yes, what was your reaction to Stallone? Coming out
after the doc was released and saying this.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
Was a falsehood.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Wow, how could you make that up?

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Right?

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I mean that was pretty specific?

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yes, yes, yes, okay, wait, what do you mean how
can you make that up? Very simply? You pick a
rich person car and you say condo. That's pretty simple.

Speaker 5 (06:08):
To me, right, There is no way she made that up.
You know, Sylvester Saloon did that.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Now, I'm not doubting whether or not he did it,
because it does seem like the type in the eighties
and nineties that that would be the type of person
to do something like that to that particular type of woman.
But don't say, how can you make that up?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
I think it's weird to make deals about relationship, right,
he like you always they have that, all those rumors
about Tom Cruise, you.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Know, yeah, but we're not in that light. You know,
when you get to that lifestyle, there are plenty of
them that say, hey, yeah, I'll give you ten thousand
dollars a month, put.

Speaker 3 (06:44):
You whatever here, and you know you'll have a nice life.

Speaker 6 (06:47):
And uh, she said that in the documentary that he
told her that's the best offer you're gonna get.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
Honey, you're in Hollywood now.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
What again. I'm not surprised by that at all.

Speaker 6 (07:01):
So it was his representative that denied that he made
such an offer, said it was a a was fabricated, but.

Speaker 3 (07:08):
He hasn't commented on it.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
And now it's turned Liam, he's apparently.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Yeah, and she's doing great. So I'm glad they're together.
I love that coupling so much.

Speaker 3 (07:18):
Liam.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
Yes, I want to see them in naked gun. I'm
very curious.

Speaker 3 (07:21):
I want to see it too, all right.

Speaker 6 (07:22):
Jessica Ward from Circleville was the first one to text
in the correct answer.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
She scores twenty five bucks to waterbeds and stuff.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Congratulations. I wanted to share this story with you as
I'm as I'm reading through this story, I am just
amazed at the difference between England and the United States,
because I'm going to tell you this story takes place
in Wales and just how differently things are handled over
there in particular situations. Matthew Silvester, thirty seven year old,

(07:49):
who back on February twenty second, was caught trying to
break into a prim Mark grocery store. The story already
closed and he had tried to get in the front
door was already locked. And employees ended up calling the police.
He actually ended up trying to take one of the
shopping carts and like breaking the door down, like he

(08:11):
really wanted to get in, and in fact, he had
brandished a gun on the outside of the store saying
let me in, but thankfully the doors were closed. The
doors were locked, and the employees called the police. That
is when two police officers show up in a car
and then mister Sylvester runs over to the police car
with the handgun pointing it at the car, trying to

(08:35):
carjack the police. He then tries to open the car door,
and that is when the police kind of sped off
a little bit further away from him. So mister Sylvester
then runs around to the passenger side and starts kicking
the door of the police car. That is when the
two police officers jump out of the driver's side door

(08:58):
and end up coming around the car and foot pursuing
mister Sylvester until they tackled him and arrest him.

Speaker 5 (09:05):
Do they do the police officers have guns?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
And I don't know, I don't know, but the fact
that this man was not lit up through the car
window seconds true if he was running before he even
got to the cop car. If he was running towards
the cop car pointing the gun, he'd have been lit.

Speaker 5 (09:26):
Up and he should be. You can't do that.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Now, as it turns out, Uh, the gun he was
brandishing was actually just a brown paper bag with black
electrical tape on it. It was not a real gun,
like a finger a finger gun. Yeah, it was like
a plastic gun, a plastic bag with a paper bag,
and it had some black tape on it. But the

(09:51):
fact that they actually chased this man down and tackled
him and arrested him is mind blowing to it.

Speaker 3 (09:58):
Do you think they recognized wasn't a real gun.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Now that's a total possibility, because this man, mister Sylvester,
is quite well known. He has quite the sheet. In fact,
what was it. He has got thirty four previous convictions
on eighty four offenses. So was this man known to
do crazy things? Total possibility.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Oh, here comes Sylvester. It looks like he's got a gun.
You know, he's not gonna do anything, right exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:26):
He was just sentenced to this. It's I don't mean,
what's running on? Not a prank, but this outburst to
nineteen months in prison. But thankfully he's still alive, because again,
there is no way this man would still be alive.
And this was the United States.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Hey, I says the vast majority of police officers in
Wales do not routinely carry firearms.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Also mind blowing. Wow, it absolutely mind blowing. But there
you go. Don't go running at police officers with fake
or real guns. It will not end the same way,
I promise you. Not.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
So breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying to
put it back together.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
All right, I gotta find where is this story coming from?
You get that audio of the wolf deterrent? Yes, I
love this. The USDA is using some music to help
out wolves. Not only of the using music, but they're

(11:34):
using movie clips as well. According to the Wall Street Journal,
they have started to use clips to help save cows
from wolves. Apparently they were having quite the cow problem,
especially in Oregon. They had eleven cows that were killed
by wolves in a twenty day period and they were

(11:54):
trying to figure out what to do. So what they
did was they took drone with speakers. And now only
did the drones have speakers, the drones also had infrared
cameras on them, so they could see where the packs
of wolves were and where they were approaching the cows.
They would then take the drones and start playing loud

(12:15):
noises through the speakers of the drones to deter the wolves.
And one of the major things they want to do
is what they're saying. They're calling it wolf hazing. They're
hazing the wolves, and they wanted the wolves to hate humans.
So they took two of the biggest loudest things they
could think of when it comes to human voices, the
first being yelling and screaming. So what they did was

(12:36):
they took a click from the Scarlett Johansson and Adam
Driver moving marriage story. You remember, it came out a
couple years ago on Netflix. It was the story about
them being married, except the marriage wasn't going so well,
and in one scene, Scarlett Johanson and Adam Driver have
a blowout fight, a yelling, screaming match. So the USDA
and it's cattle officers took audio from that movie and

(12:58):
are blaring it through the drones. This is what it
sounds like. I can't believe I can know you forever insane.

Speaker 5 (13:09):
You're such.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Wa I hope you're dent. Don't like it if I
can guarantee Henry would be okay, I don't. You can
illness and they can hit by a torn dime.

Speaker 3 (13:23):
Are scared of a scared of that?

Speaker 5 (13:26):
I'm assuming there's a home nearby if there are cows
that you're trying to save. So is this what these
homeowners are listening to?

Speaker 1 (13:34):
Uh, that's a good question, Like how close is the
farm to this? Not only that, but USDA officers are
also using blitz music to deter the cows. This is
this is their favorite song to blare through the drones.

(13:59):
Now here's the good news. It seems to be working
because I told you over a twenty day period, eleven
cows were killed by wolves. Well since they've been doing this,
only two cows have been killed in eighty five days.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
How about that.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
So the the I don't want to call it cheap science,
but the creative science seems to be working to keep
the wolves a bay. So good for you. Story number
two comes out of Louisiana, and I may be packing
up my stuff and moving because a new law just
went into effect in Louisiana that bans people from driving
below the speed limit in the left hand lane on highways.

(14:35):
And you can get sighted for driving just one mile
per hour below the speed limit in the left hand lane.
Thank you, Louisiana, thank you.

Speaker 3 (14:45):
Right to Jaim, we're driving too fast.

Speaker 5 (14:47):
Jaim slow, Jaim, Right to Jaim right away.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
And here's the thing. Drivers will face a one hundred
and fifty dollars fine on their first defense of driving
too slow, two hundred and fifty dollars on their second,
three hundred and fifty dollars on their third, and that
that point you could be facing jail time. Yes, you
can go to jail for driving too slow in the
left hand lane. Thank you, Louis.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
Yeah, Louis Yeah.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
I'm telling you, I'm the most calm, cool collected man
there is. But you drive slow in the left hand lane,
and I will lose my effing mind. Oh my god.
The boys have heard things from that driver's seat that
I don't think they've ever heard before. I don't know.
It's that one thing that just I don't get it.

(15:32):
I don't And there's no one in the middle lane.

Speaker 3 (15:35):
Right, Get over, Get over.

Speaker 1 (15:39):
That's you're not so breaking news. Sorry, all right, let's
let's suck popo for a second. I had a couple
of stories here. I want to share with you the
first coming from Texas, and I don't agree with some
of the backlash. Maybe I'm wrong here, but the story

(16:01):
is Jessica Escalarborough is I'm sorry. Escalara is a police
officer down in Texas and she recently posted on her
TikTok account while she's sitting in her police cruiser, while
she's in her police uniform and she's typing on the

(16:23):
computer laptop, and in the caption it says, didn't get
cracked last night, so everyone's getting a ticket. Slang being cracked,
of course, for she didn't get laid last night. So
apparently she's a little frustrated, so everyone's getting a ticket
and are people are blowing up on all over the

(16:45):
world wide web. She has deleted the video since then,
but she is facing disciplinary action and a lot of
people are commenting saying it's very unprofessional. When you're a professional,
you carry yourself a certain way. What you do outside
of work is cool. But I don't think she should
have done that. Another person says, you ain't treating yourself

(17:07):
like a police officer. Well, police officers don't want to
get laid. She's venting it's a joke. That's what I think.
That's exactly what I think.

Speaker 5 (17:18):
It's a joke. I guess if I were the captain
of that police department, is that what they are? The
head's the captain. Yeah, I'd be like, you know, I mean,
maybe don't do that again. No, I don't want to
be Nobody wants to be thinking about your sex life.
All right, you're a professional here, that's not on the job.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Here's the other thing. She happens to be a super
attractive police officer. She is a very very good looking woman.
So well, first of all, I'm not getting cracked last night.
I was your choice, because you could be cracked by anyone.
You could have your pa.

Speaker 3 (17:50):
Maybe she's married and her husband just was I.

Speaker 1 (17:52):
Could totally be it. Maybe maybe it wasn't. Yeah, maybe
he wasn't in the mood. Totally could be a possibility.
So yeah, putting it out there on social media like
a hey, let's not do that.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
I mean, it's a joke. Everybody. You should know it's
a joke. If you want to get offended by it,
then I mean, why are you spending your energy like that.
I don't understand. It's a joke. Pass it on bybe.
But if I was her boss, I'd be like, hey,
from now on, maybe like it.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Don't you don't need an investigation internal affairs coming in
silly man.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Like wasting money this, this young lady for making a
joke like that, having an uproar over stuff like this.
Come on, everyone's just looking for something to Oh my gosh,
don't understand it.

Speaker 6 (18:38):
People always need something to bitch about these days.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Always, And Jennifer, if it comes to the end of
the week and you still haven't gotten cracked. Second story yesterday. Yesterday, Kelly,
you were talking about the lineup at Sturgis.

Speaker 5 (19:01):
Yes, it's a good one.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
The eighty fifth Sturgis Motorcycle Rally, the ten day rider
event is in full effect right now. I said yesterday,
how I would probably I would go to Sturgis. Oh yeah,
I would go one time to check it.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
Out, for sure.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
I think it'd be a It would be so much fun.

Speaker 1 (19:22):
Until I saw this article.

Speaker 3 (19:24):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
Between six am Saturday and six am Sunday, there were
eighteen motorcycle crashes in twenty four hours in Sturgis, one
of them being a fatal crash. Unfortunately as well, not
only that, In addition to the crashes, South Dakota Highway

(19:47):
Patrol reported that from six am Saturday to six am Sunday,
there were twenty one dui arres, thirty thirty one misdemeanor
drug arrests, and fourteen felony drug arrest They issued a
total of two hundred and fifty two citations and five
hundred and ninety two warnings from Saturday to.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
Tunding's massive party.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Now, now by no means am I throwing bikers under
the bus or anything. I bet if you go to
spring Break, you're gonna see the exact same thing. It's
a collective group of people that are partying and Sturges
is a big party. I mean we heard the lineup.
It had every big name there is to have basically

(20:27):
for the ten days and for all the bands that
they have coming through. So yeah, there's gonna be things
that go down, And if you have that many motorcycles
in the area, you're gonna have crashes or accidents or whatever.
But that just seems like a lot.

Speaker 5 (20:41):
Let me ask you this, all right, because I'm not
riding a motorcycle. I do not trust myself on a motorcycle.
I know that I would probably be dead within the week,
like I'm you know, and I'd be suited up, helmet
and everything.

Speaker 1 (20:54):
Right, I'm not a good.

Speaker 5 (20:56):
Driver with four wheels. I can't imagine just narrow, you know,
garrow it down to two wheels. It's going to be
a disaster for me. But would they let me into
Sturges anyway without a bike? I mean, I'm not riding
on the back of anyone's either.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
You're not.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I'll walk in. Will they let me in on my
own a moped?

Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (21:18):
Oh, just puddle on? Yeah, well, I definitely want one
of those yeah little bills.

Speaker 3 (21:26):
But I don't think.

Speaker 6 (21:27):
I'm sure that not everybody who goes to Sturgis goes
on a bike.

Speaker 5 (21:31):
I feel like they do. I feel like I would
be the odd man out.

Speaker 6 (21:35):
I know, we got some listeners who go once in
a while. Somebody let us know, you don't have to have.

Speaker 1 (21:40):
A car show. I would take my car there. I
would take myny and pull up in there.

Speaker 5 (21:44):
Can I can I catch? Okay? Sure?

Speaker 1 (21:47):
I bet they have like car shows at certain places
throughout Sturges.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
I don't think, man, I think it's all motorcycles, all motorcycles,
like we would be the ki we herman in this situation.

Speaker 1 (22:00):
Here's here's a question. I wonder what percentage if any
pull up on like cross rockets, because I don't know.

Speaker 5 (22:08):
I mean, we're talking Harley's for sure.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I think you're I think you're talking Harley's and not
not for this. I doubt its speed bikes. Really. I'd
be shocked if if there were. There's nothing else you're
getting kind of like poke fun at Doug Taxson.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
So Kelly's gonna shot up the sturges with their ass
list chaps and her motorized unicycle.

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Oh that would be good.

Speaker 5 (22:32):
I feel like maybe a bicycle a b.

Speaker 1 (22:38):
Don't drive your car around, says two three nine, Oh
stes for bikers. Yeah, oh, but most people do trailer
their bikes out there that I didn't know. Yes, And
a lot of people trailer the bike so they got
places where they park and then they just ride their
bikes around sturges and riding through the mountains. So, boy,
a lot of people want you get a motorized uncle.

Speaker 5 (22:55):
There it's coming in left and right here another motorized unicycle.
All right, No, I don't believe it is.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Can we make one?

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Listen? Can I tell you that I have since tried
that unicycle and I can do it, but I don't
know how to land off it, and I have injured
my knee. This is just like inside info. I'm just
now revealing.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
But yeah, I don't know how to get off the unicycle.

Speaker 5 (23:18):
I can't. I just every time I drop off the
unicycle it hurts, and I think maybe we're going to
hang up the unicycle for now until I can figure
it out. All right, So no motorized unicycle. I'm going
in the charger.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
Okay, all right, that's fine, I got a problem with that.
I will happily take but I kind of maybe I'll
have you take my car because I want to take
a bike. So I'll let you take the car up there. Yeah,
and then I'll take the bike.

Speaker 5 (23:47):
People who trailer are p words.

Speaker 1 (23:50):
Oh wow, Okay.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
That's what I didn't say that. I'm sorry that came
in as impest.

Speaker 4 (23:58):
It's not.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
A budgeon.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
I'm Carrie said.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
You don't need a bike to attend Sturgis, and you
don't need an STD to attend spring Break.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
You're gonna come home with one either way.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Well, I would prefer to do both, saying the three
things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (24:22):
Former Ohio State football player Kirk Barton pleaded not guilty
yesterday to charges in a fatal car crash. Forty year
old was allegedly driving under the influence when he crashed
into another vehicle in Dublin in June, killing twenty four
year old Ethan Perry. Barton was indicted on charges of
articular homicide and ov I. His attorney says Barton is
being monitored for alcohol use while out on bond. No

(24:43):
bail for Diddy is he a wait sentencing? Sean Combs
made another bail request. He wants to go home until
he's sentenced in October, but the New York federal judge
over his case says that Combs has proven to be
violent in his personal relationships and is not entitled to bail.
Comb and he say the jail where he's being held
is dangerous and inhumane. The judge did say, yes, there

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has been one incident of threatened violence from another inmate
toward Combs, but the judge says the correction staff has
been able to keep him safe so far and will
continue to do so. Sentencing for his conviction on prostitution
related charges is October third. He's expected to get between
two and five years, with a credit for ten months served.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
And welcome to every other prisoner's life. Oh, they said
the jail isn't safe, mister Colmes, can't stay there. Now
you can stay there like every other criminal.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Yeah, yep, sorry, I completely agree. A Colorado funeral home
owner accused of stashing nearly two hundred decomposing bodies in
a room temperature building admitted in a plea agreement yesterday
that she cheated customers and defrauded the federal government out
of nearly nine hundred thousand dollars. Carrie Helford, who ran
the Return to Nature funeral home with her husband John,

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pleaded guilty in federal court to conspiracy to commit wire fraud.
In a separate case, the couple's accused of never performing
cremations that family paid for and instead storing those bodies
in a decrepit building, sending customers dry concrete instead of ashes,
oh no, and then pocketing the money. In twenty twenty three,

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the building, which was packed with one hundred and ninety
bodies stacked one on top of the other, was discovered.
Investigators say there were swarms of bugs and maggots and
so much liquid on the ground it had to be
pumped out. Can you imagine learning that your loved one
that was the fate of your loved one's body. How

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insane would that make it?

Speaker 1 (26:38):
That would be pretty crazy.

Speaker 5 (26:40):
Carrie is expected to get fifteen years on the wire fraud.
John's already serving twenty and they are both awaiting sentencing
on the corpse abuse charges.

Speaker 6 (26:47):
You got an eurn on your mantle full of pale
Oh awful?

Speaker 5 (26:53):
All right, those are your three things?

Speaker 1 (26:57):
All right? As we know, time stops for no man.
We're all getting older day by day. And if you
are approaching your older years, you may start thinking about
trying to stay healthy as long as possible, both physically
and mentally as well. And there are some things you
can do to help with that. If you were to
try to think of activity, Kelly, that would help you

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both physically and mentally. What's something an activity you can
think of?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Well, I mean, I feel like people are always talking
about yoga. They're going on and on about yoga, which
Yoga's so boring, but I do feel like I need
to do it.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
I want to start yoga so bad. I've tried for
the flexibility aspect of it.

Speaker 5 (27:37):
I will say I've given it two good attempts to
get into a yogurt a yoga habit, uh huh, but
it has bored me to tears, and I feel like
I'm not doing it right now.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
I would have to agree with you that it does
seem pretty boring.

Speaker 5 (27:55):
But you're, like your brain, you're supposed to be. I
don't know what you're SUPs to be doing.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Like, I see the part the part of that that
I want to. I want the stretching of the flexibility.
But I'm not gonna sit there and home. I'm not going. Yeah,
I'm not gonna like do the meditation part because that'll
just be pointless.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
But I do feel like that's probably what keeps people
from being bored, if they can figure out to meditate
or pray or something like that, that that it's good
use of your brain.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Okay, all right? Uh think can you think of an
activity that would be both mental and physical in our
older years to help prolong us as long as as
long as possible?

Speaker 3 (28:35):
I think running?

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Running? Okay?

Speaker 3 (28:38):
Yeah, that or even even just like brisk walking.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Yeah, you know, running is just the absolute absolute worst.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Oh yes, now you said it, Kelly, pickleball, Okay, young
and old.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Like that is true. A lot of people do enjoy
the pickle ball. Well, I will tell you. According to
this New York Post article, a study that has just
revealed something that will not only help boost your brain
health but keep you physically active and does count as exercise. Juggling.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
Juggling, juggling, I can juggle yep.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It helps with everything from hand eye coordination to balance.
On the neuroscience side, a neuroscientist explained, it changes how
quickly you react react to objects, and how well you
coordinate between two hands, and how you keep your posture
under control as well. Now they say juggling with just
two balls can have a positive effect. Well, in that case,

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Nora is gonna live forever, so you don't have to
be good.

Speaker 5 (29:40):
To be especially in the summer.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Oh, in the summertime, absolutely summer long balls. Trying to
keep those things juggled is just a workout all limit itself.
But they say in a study in twenty twenty two,
they found that all twenty seniors in a particular group,

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we're eventually able to juggle three balls. It just takes
a little practice.

Speaker 5 (30:05):
Okay, I feel like we can do this, all three
of us. Well, they can already do it.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I can juggle three.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I juggle three.

Speaker 5 (30:11):
Okay, I've I have tennis balls at home because we
have a dog, So I do try to juggle, but
it is sending me all over the room because I
can't seem to get just straight up balls, straight up
and down. So I'm constantly like diving.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
For a ball coordination. Yeah, absolutely, absolutely, You and Nor
should have a conversation, for a long conversation, just diving
for balls left and right.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
It sounds like everything that juggling does for you that
video games do for you too.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
No, not that. Yeah, but you're not moving around, you're
not standing up.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
Oh you haven't watched me play?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Okay, well, the majority of people you have watch them flying.
I know the majority of people. There are reasons that
gamers are built a certain way. Come on now, So
if you want to get into juggling, we can teach
you out of juggle three balls.

Speaker 5 (31:04):
The way you're looking at me, I don't trust you,
do not trust you.

Speaker 1 (31:10):
I do have this friend from college we used to
call Tripod and the three. Anyways, on top of that,
it can. Uh, it can have you a big brain boost.
And again with the with the posture, with the hand
eye coordination. Uh, and only that can burn up to
two hundred and eighty calories per hour. That's roughly what

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you get from an hour long walk.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
Yeah, so wow.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
If I juggle for an hour, that would be a
long time.

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yeah, that would a long time of juggle.

Speaker 5 (31:42):
Can you can you are juggling shape?

Speaker 1 (31:45):
You are a juggling shape. Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
With a handy?

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Can you go from can you go from juggling three
to juggling two in one hand and then back to third? Kelly? Stop,
we're trying to have an adult conversation absolute child over here.

Speaker 3 (32:07):
I don't know that I've actually tried, but I think
I could.

Speaker 1 (32:09):
Ok, I'm pretty sure I could do that.

Speaker 5 (32:10):
That's one of the admission questions at Club Paradise.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Lonny balls at one time and can you do it
with one hand?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
All?

Speaker 1 (32:21):
I want to know some of the blitz. This zoo
in Denmark is making some headlines and people are very
torn about it because the Alborg Zoo in northern Denmark
just made an appeal on Facebook last Thursday saying, hey

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did you know that you can donate smaller pets to us.
They want your healthy pets. They're on social media asking
for pet pets. Yep, healthy pets. They're not saying like
you're sickly dying. They want if you've got some pets
you don't want, they'll take them because they want to

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feed the big cats. They say it is much healthier
for the big cats to have animals as a whole
instead of just giving them, you know, bits and pieces
or chunks of.

Speaker 5 (33:20):
Meat like they're out in the wild.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Correct, So is that my problem?

Speaker 3 (33:23):
Wait? Wait?

Speaker 1 (33:25):
They also say that the whole animal, fur, bones and
all better stimulates what they eat in the wild. And
it's a win win because nothing goes to it.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
How about don't take them out in the wild and
cage them up in your zoo. How about just leave
them out in the wild and they can do what
they want and I don't have to feed them my pet.

Speaker 3 (33:40):
So I'm gonna give him my dog and they're just
gonna let him into the lions.

Speaker 5 (33:43):
No, No, I think they put him down first.

Speaker 1 (33:46):
Well, here's the thing. One, they are not asking for
cats and dogs. They're asking for rabbits, chickens, guinea pigs
and small horses.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Small horses.

Speaker 1 (33:56):
Yeah, but you are right, Kelly. They to euthanize the
animals first.

Speaker 5 (34:03):
That feels like an ethical issue to euthanize a healthy pet.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
Where is this set again in Denmark? Now?

Speaker 8 (34:16):
Is it? Though?

Speaker 1 (34:17):
If you're being overrun by guinea pigs overrun by rabbits,
don't you think.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
It's an ethical issue to cage a lion?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
Now again, I'm not disagreeing with you there. I'm not
a huge fan of putting big cats and things inside
of an enclosure, but it does happen all over the world. Yeah,
and those animals still need to eat. Yeah, so if
we can give them a more natural type diet. I mean,

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to me, I don't understand the big deal. It's just
kind of it's what they would do anyways. I mean,
it's really nothing but the circle of life going around.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Okay, but isn't it incumbent on the zoo? You are
operating a zoo, so go find yourself some animals. Someone
ask the public for their pets.

Speaker 1 (35:09):
Yes, there is that. Look, if you're operating a zoo
and you want to keep these animals, then that's operating cost.
What are you spending your money on if not feeding
the animals that you have at the zoo. However, same
can be said for a lot of humane societies. I'm
all about donating to humane societies. Take them the food,
take them the toys. They need, all the help they

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can get.

Speaker 5 (35:31):
Yeah, but you're not saying I'm going to take this
beloved pet and just turn it over. Do what you want.
I know the lion's got to eat, so here, here
are my hamsters.

Speaker 1 (35:42):
What but why not? Sometimes you need again, that's just
they don't eat kibble. They eat animals, they hunt.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
Have any problem with an animal doing what it's born
to do and eat how it's born to eat. My
problem comes in you've decided to cage an animal that
you can't afford to feed, So it's so I have
to bring you my pets to feed it.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
Well, what if these animals were raised in captivity and
they don't know how to survive in the way, you
can't just put them out.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
I'm not saying I know, and that's not that part
of it. I'm saying I agree with you cannot put
a captive animal out into the wild they don't know
how to live. I get that that's fine, but why
is it incumbent upon the public to turn over their
healthy animals. Go buy yourself some chicken, how about that
some chickens.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
And I've been to a zoo when they've fed the
tigers just like you know, chicken meat or steak.

Speaker 5 (36:46):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (36:48):
They are saying it's just overall healthier for the animal,
as you know, to eat the whole animal.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Yeah, okay, I guess I don't understand the mentality of
a human being who has a few chickens they don't
want anymore, and instead of giving them to somebody who
does want them to care for them, that you just
go ahead and give them to the zoo, the zoo
to be put down and eaten this food. I don't
That's what I don't understand that mentality. I understand why

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an animal needs to eat now a certain way.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
But what about the mentality of we've got farms raising
chickens just ready to be chopped up and put into
Kroger for refrigerated sections, right for us to pick up.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
You're so right doing that, yes.

Speaker 1 (37:34):
Or donating the chickens to the zoo for the lions.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
And chickens, tis you're exactly right. It opens up an
entire can of worms. Here about the ethics of feeding
people and animals, it does. You're you're right.

Speaker 1 (37:50):
I'm just saying, if I got a bunch of guinea
pigs that are humping like guinea pigs do, then sure
takes some give We've got We've got another because if
you put them out in the wild, then you've got
issues with your area being overrun by guinea pigs because
they've had problems like that before. But they're like, hey,
don't put your guinea pigs just out into the field

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because it's gonna cause all kinds of issues. They're gonna
They're gonna cause all kinds of problems in our farming
and vegetation. So this might be a way again for
the circle of life to continue.

Speaker 5 (38:23):
Well, I guess you can ask. I don't know. I'd
love to know the human being that moves that comes
forward with their.

Speaker 1 (38:28):
Yeah, and I've taken donations.

Speaker 5 (38:31):
Hey, yeah, this thing's been annoying me lately. You just
want to feed it to your wife.

Speaker 1 (38:35):
Yeah, although I want to see you horse.

Speaker 5 (38:39):
You're a healthy horse. You're donating your healthy horse to
be eaten. No, that's nuts.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Could you imagine if they put the horse out there
like they did the goat in the first Drassic Park
movie and then that tiger comes out, just yeah, hey,
is there anything wrong with it? Probably not, but it
does seem a little weird to be like, hey, here's
five chickens. I don't need go feed them to the tigers.

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Maybe just because it's like that, like the Columbus Zoo whatever.
I don't think the Columbus who would ever put the
word out and be like, hey, drop off your small horses,
we need to feed the lisle. Come on.

Speaker 5 (39:20):
Jason Rowe has an interesting idea. How about we just
euthanized crappy human beings and put right let them meet
that meat.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
Oh, set them on a toilet out there in front
of the lion.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
Yeah, and classic park Doug, No, they're not accepting ex wives.
Sorry does the lion though?

Speaker 3 (39:39):
That's been used to getting the prepared meal? Go? What
are these feathers?

Speaker 1 (39:43):
What is this? I mean, if they're used to a
certain certain type of thing. Robbie has a great point.
It's the same as feeding live rats to snakes.

Speaker 5 (39:51):
Yeah, I don't understand that. Okay, here's the thing is
that I understand animals need to eat the way they
need to eat, and humans need to eat the way
they need to eat. I can't be involved in the
nitty gritty of that process. I cannot see it. I
don't want to know what happened, right, I just want

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my kebabs.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Yeah, I don't want to know the beginning to end.
I just want to know. I want to know steps one.
I want. I don't want to know steps one through nine.
I just want step ten where the kabab shows up
on my plate.

Speaker 5 (40:25):
Nice and marinated.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Delsh Absolutely Tony Hinchcliff, comedian and host of the Kill
Tony Podcast, is going to be coming town Mershawn Auditorium Friday,
August twenty ninth, and we've got your tickets. So here's
the deal. If you want to go, We're gonna play
a game and think fast. Another Kelly versus Goose. I'm

(40:48):
on a bit of a wind streak. I think I've
got the last two. Did you is it fourteen nineteen? Now?
Did you update it was at thirteen nineteen? I think you.
I think you missed. Well. I'm sorry. I don't mean
to be enjoyed.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
I might have yesterday because when we did our contest
for four day passes to Sonic Temple next year and
I lost. It did something to me, And I'm not joking,
I'm really not. It impacted me on a cellular level
that I lost a four day pass for this person

(41:23):
I was playing for. Christine was her name. Yeah, I
can't even It's hard for me to think of it.
It makes me feel so bad. It impacted me the
rest of the day. I thought about it fifteen times yesterday.
How I lost that poor Christine four day passes to
Sonic Temple. It really bothered me.

Speaker 1 (41:41):
Yeah, so it is possible.

Speaker 5 (41:42):
I forgot to mark your win.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
When we when we when we got off the air,
I was talking to Christine for a moment and then
who was her make a wish? And she really wanted
to go to Sonic Temple for four days and you
just ruined that for her. Oh, because you know, with
with Sonic temp coming May fourteenth through May seventeen, doctors
gave her until May twentieth, so it was going to

(42:05):
be like the last thing that she did or you
lost for her. Iine might not be able to go
because all of her money is going to flying in
like the one doctor that can do this surgery she
needs and no one else can do it. She needs
that money that she was going to spend on Sonic
Temple tickets, but she can't now because she needs to

(42:25):
fly this one doctor and you lost her her fort.

Speaker 5 (42:28):
Really sad is only one person in this room had
the power to actually give out a second pair of
four day passes and they didn't do it, and that
was you.

Speaker 3 (42:42):
It was nineteen. It was nineteen to twelve before you
started your two game winning streak.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
What is it now?

Speaker 3 (42:47):
What do you got up there?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
N nineteen to thirteen?

Speaker 3 (42:49):
It is forty?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, Okay, I willing.

Speaker 5 (42:53):
I'm willing to acknowledge I might have forgot because you
were stuck on twelve for a while.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
I was, yeah, for sure, all right? One ninety nine seven,
Oh Tony Hinchcliff tickets up for grabs. As we play
thing fast, let's get two representatives. Blitz Hi, who's this? Brandon?
Brandon can turn your radio down for me, man, I
want to be able to hear you loud and clear. Brandon,
you called in first. Your choice? Do you want to

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go with Goose who's on a wind streak, or Kelly
who denies people their last make a wish.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Man.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
Come on, Goose, do you picking you're going with me?
Let's go go? All right, there you go, Brandon.

Speaker 5 (43:34):
Yeah, I'm so psyched out right now, I am a
freaked out, psyched out. I'm on I'm on edge.

Speaker 3 (43:42):
You're on edge yourself. Yeah, compete, let's go.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Let's get Kelly's partner Blitz. Hi, who's this? Hey? How
you doing this? Tyler? Tyler? All right, Tyler, here's the deal.
You are stuck with Kelly today because Brandon called in first,
So we're gonna put you on hold. Brandon and Tyler.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Tyler doesn't sound too disappointed.

Speaker 1 (44:06):
He doesn't. He seemed happy with his, with his well,
it wasn't a choice, seemed Hampton. He seems happy with his,
with his sloppy seconds, Tyler's okay, Tyler's okay with the leftovers.

Speaker 5 (44:20):
Let me tell you something, when you're at a low
point in your life, you can really rely on your
coworkers to bring it even lower.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Ain't that the trip.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Treading water and you just put a sole of your
shoe into her forehead?

Speaker 8 (44:35):
Just yet?

Speaker 1 (44:36):
All right? We're playing thing fast Tony hinchclip tickets up
for grabs. This is how the game works. Uh think
is going to give us a category and then within
that category, give us a letter of the alphabet, and
we have to name something in that category. Are we
are we jumping category today? We all within one here?

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Well, we have we have a categories.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (44:57):
First category is just simple movies. It start with one
of these letters.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
Movie start with a letter.

Speaker 3 (45:03):
Okay, so give me a movie that starts with the
letter E.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
Everything everywhere? It once? Did say everybody loves Rayming.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
I did, okay, okay, goose. When's that point?

Speaker 5 (45:17):
I said everything everywhere? All once? I just kidding.

Speaker 1 (45:21):
I was like, I said everything everywhere.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
You picked a long title?

Speaker 1 (45:24):
I did, just et.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
Oh, that would have been a great one.

Speaker 1 (45:30):
Didn't even think of that one.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
All right?

Speaker 6 (45:31):
How about a movie that starts with the letter muck.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
That was awfully close.

Speaker 5 (45:40):
I started moon, but then you finished your title to
I fished, But you also.

Speaker 1 (45:43):
Had fourteen ms in the word moonstruck. You said struck.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
I'm gonna call that one a tie.

Speaker 5 (45:50):
Can you give me, like, literally, a two second lead?
I have a flag time in my brain.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
I'm not gonna give you a two second lead when
you have a five game lead.

Speaker 5 (45:59):
Now in your brain just count one Mississippi, Mississippi, and
then answer.

Speaker 3 (46:04):
It's a handicap. All right, here we go.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
I'm coming at you from an emotional low. Here, goose.

Speaker 3 (46:14):
A movie title that starts with the letter T.

Speaker 6 (46:23):
All right, how about a movie A movie title starts
with the letter L lover boy, lover boy.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
That is a movie? Yes?

Speaker 5 (46:34):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Patrick Dempsey? Yes, he was a pizza delivery guy, but
he was also a prostitute. Yeah, now I remember that movie.
How did you come up with that?

Speaker 5 (46:50):
Yeah, Goose, you're so smart. How did you?

Speaker 9 (46:52):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (46:52):
I just pulled like I seen that movie for so long.

Speaker 5 (47:00):
That you have your own fluffer in the room here, Goose?
Oh my, that is just what.

Speaker 3 (47:06):
You don't know what a fluffer.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
I know exactly what a fluffer is. I want to
know where's the fluffer?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Don't look at me. I don't know who's's talking about.

Speaker 1 (47:12):
I just checked under the desk.

Speaker 3 (47:14):
Not there, all right, next category fluffer. So this is
like in honor of people like Goose.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
He's got to be the worst job, by the way,
a fluffer, Like you're not even on set, right, You're
just off to the side.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
God almighty man.

Speaker 6 (47:36):
Okay, So these are all about bald people, all about
bald people in different in different jobs. Here, I want
you to name a I'm gonna ask you to name
a famous person who's bald, but I want you to
name a bald actor.

Speaker 5 (47:51):
Your brinner. Thank you, I got it, you'll brinner. Sorry,
he's from back in the forties. I think.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
I've heard the name.

Speaker 3 (48:02):
No idea, Oh right, is he in the movie where
Everybody was a Robot two?

Speaker 6 (48:07):
Or the show the TV show that they've remade on HBO,
or something in the wild West?

Speaker 1 (48:12):
No idea, you keep talking about.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Somebody knows you know, the guy with the shirt?

Speaker 6 (48:19):
That guy.

Speaker 3 (48:23):
Name a bald headed music artist Sting.

Speaker 5 (48:28):
Sting is not bald, he went, he did, I won,
Thank you. Wait a minute, let's look up.

Speaker 3 (48:38):
Yeah, we gotta look up Sting.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
I don't think he is, though, I think he's got hair.

Speaker 1 (48:44):
Yet.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
I mean, I'm looking at images and there's not a
single pic right here.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I'm looking right here, bold bold bold, Oh so razor?
Am I bald? Am I not bald? Am I bald?

Speaker 7 (49:02):
Or?

Speaker 1 (49:02):
Am I not bald? Okay? Then Sting is bald.

Speaker 5 (49:04):
He's got.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
No No, I disagree with that one, but go ahead, I.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
Think it's angle you're looking at because I'm I'm looking
at all these current pictures. I'm gonna have a bunch of.

Speaker 1 (49:14):
Hair if I'm If I'm bald, Sting is bald?

Speaker 5 (49:17):
All right, if you get three people to text it
in the next thirty seconds that Sting is bald, I'll
give it to you. But we all know Sting isn't bald.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
If I'm if I'm bald and Sting is bald, I.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Name a bald politician.

Speaker 5 (49:33):
Gosh, I think a good one mm politician?

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Uh, just to the body. Even sure is bald on top,
He's still a politician, A current politician. I guess I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
Yeah, I guess I don't know. I can't come up
with a bald politician. George Santos Is he bald?

Speaker 3 (50:03):
Now? But Jesse is?

Speaker 1 (50:05):
Okay? All right? Uh?

Speaker 5 (50:06):
No, George Santos has the biggest head of hair I've
ever seen on anyone.

Speaker 6 (50:10):
John Fetterman, Tim Scott, Majorkis, Rick Scott okay, Corey Bookery Booker, all.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Right, Uh give me a bald TV host.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
Steve Harvey, yes, ye, shoggler shoulders. One more.

Speaker 3 (50:34):
Name a bald stand up comedian?

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Bill Burt.

Speaker 5 (50:41):
This game. I'm not playing it ever again. I told
you that my brain doesn't work that fast. And I
and here I am just sitting silent.

Speaker 1 (50:47):
Why why is this different than name a movie?

Speaker 5 (50:51):
Because you have to think as well, like you have
to take a minute when it comes to movie lines
or actors or anything like that, or songs. It takes
you a second, and you have to admit it that
it does take you a second, and it gives me
a second. No, you are spitting out answers faster than
he can even finish the sentence. I'm just saying you

(51:12):
are stellar at this. But really, for my guy Tyler here,
it ain't fair. Okay, Tyler, you got stuck with the
on the slow bus here, buddy, the short bus. That's
what I mean. I couldn't even see. I can't even
do a joke right, that's how slow I am.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
So you got stuck on the semi truck with a
flat tire. So you're conceding then or do you want
to keep going?

Speaker 3 (51:42):
You won both categories.

Speaker 8 (51:50):
Money.

Speaker 1 (52:01):
Hey, Brandon, I told you you made the right choice
this morning.

Speaker 8 (52:06):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Congratulations Tony Hinchcliff Tyler, I do not beseech you for
choosing someone low on life right now, so I'll give
you tickets to.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Okay, appreciate goot Tyler.

Speaker 5 (52:23):
We guilted him into it. Yes, I gotta win somehow.

Speaker 1 (52:29):
I'm sor right, Brandon and Tyler gonna go. See Tony
Hinchcliff August twenty nine, do you guys hang on congratulations?

Speaker 5 (52:37):
I'm sorry, I'm a cour sport. Do you forgive me?
Forgive you for your forgiveness.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
I forgive you. Although we gotta be careful on how
we talk about these games because we're both competitive. We
both yelling, scream, we both talked trash. But now it's
gotten to the point where we've got I would say,
our our our supporters.

Speaker 6 (53:04):
Yah.

Speaker 1 (53:04):
Some people are texting in and supporting me, and some
people are texting and supporting you. Except the problem is
it has now come to the point where people are
having recommendations on things to do, one of them being hey,
when Goose isn't looking, you can drop a roofie in
his coffee. See. I don't know if we should start
breaking laws to start winning games.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
I mean, we're just spitballing here. There's nothing that setstone.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Throw stuff against the walls, Steve want sticks.

Speaker 3 (53:30):
Yeah, I'm saying that the roof.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
Idea, an idea is not harmful.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Okay, Okay. Now we have a recommendation that someone's going
to Tanya hiding me and club my kneecap behind the
dumpster after the show. So yeah, ideas are rolling in.
Just spitballing here.

Speaker 5 (53:47):
The kneecap's not going to help me though. I need
to slow down your brain processing.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
So the roofie would be more likely.

Speaker 5 (53:55):
Yeah you know, okay, I swear you know what, my
vow to you right here and now, I will never
roofy you. Oh okay, I'll never roofy you. I promise some.

Speaker 1 (54:06):
Vizine in your coffee, so you have to leave immediately
during the game and I by the fall. That's a
whole nother story, total possibility. Yes, we will have more
chances to win, and the competition is not over yet.
In fact, man, this is gonna go on forever. Yeah,
I'm four more in a row. I'm gonna catch up.
It's gonna be nineteen nineteen. Oh, it's gonna be listened
to this trash t It's gonna be good.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
That's okay. I'm in a bit of a slump. Admittedly
this is my third loss in a row. Is that right?

Speaker 10 (54:32):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (54:33):
Huh? Or or did I maybe just give you a
little false confidence in letting you get ahead?

Speaker 5 (54:40):
The question is did you roofy me? That's the question.
I mean, right, I feel like you're accusing me of
being about to do something to you that you've already done.
You've slowed down my brain in someone.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
Now you're trying to come of excuse No, man, Yes.

Speaker 5 (55:01):
That is the bottom line. I'm coming up with as
many excuses.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Like I said, we're just throwing stuff against the wall.
And a lot more tickets tomorrow and now the three
things you need to know before you go.

Speaker 5 (55:16):
Columbus police searching for two missing girls alorready say the
twelve year old Janay Allen and thirteen year old Jamea
Allen were last seen near East Livingston and Shady Lane
Road on Sunday. Janey was wearing a blue dress, Jameao
was wearing a yellow shirt. Anyone who has information is
asked to contact Columbus Police. The manhunt for a military
veteran suspected of fatally shooting four people at a bar

(55:37):
in Montana stretches into a fifth day today, police are
looking for forty five year old Michael Paul Brown, who
was wanted for allegedly shooting the four people inside the
Owl Bar in the small town of Anaconda on Friday,
before taking off in a white pickup, which he ditched
at some point and stole another vehicle with camping gear
and clothing inside. There is a ten thousand dollars reward

(55:58):
being offered. Have you seen that picture of him in
just his like underwear walking down some stairs.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I saw an article and it was him because he
lived close to the bar, and he was a regular
at that bar and probably knew the patrons, and so
it was like a five shot of all the different faces.
And I don't know if I saw like the underwear
shot though.

Speaker 5 (56:16):
Yeah, it's like he stripped down, stripped off all his
identifying clothes and then just like walked away in underwear
and then stole a car that had clothes inside and
camping here.

Speaker 1 (56:26):
Very well, so he's just living out in the wilderness,
well guess so.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (56:30):
Actress in Reality starts Denise Richard's going through a really
nasty divorce right now and has a restraining order against her.
A strange husband, Aaron Piper's. However, she showed up at
the Calabasas home where he's living right now with his
parents and his brother. She demanded her dogs from him. Well,
he wasn't there. He beat cheeks as soon as he

(56:51):
saw her coming because she's got a restraining order against him,
and he's like, I'm not getting caught up in this,
So he left the house. Even though she was coming
to where he was, she was violating.

Speaker 1 (57:03):
In some way. She showed up with his parents and brother.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
She showed up at his where he's living now. He's
living with his parents and brother, So she shows up.
He knows she's coming. He gets out of dodge because
he doesn't want anything to do with this. The parents
let her in. She's hanging on the back door. Parents
let her in. She starts screaming at him, pointing in
their face. This is all alleged, and then she throws
a bunch of male at the brother in law.

Speaker 1 (57:30):
Why didn't they just call the police if he has
a restraining order?

Speaker 5 (57:32):
So her attorney says, somebody told Denise that Aaron, her estranged,
put one of her dogs down just for the heck
of it, and so she was freaking out and went
over there to get her other dogs and he's like,
are you I did not put down your dog? Are
you nuts? Like, I don't know if she's I have

(57:55):
no idea. It is a mess and it's embarrassing, and
I think, is this all ending up on the Real Housewives,
like we're their cameras. That's when I.

Speaker 1 (58:03):
Would go back. Well, yeah, there was shots of her
going back and they said they didn't know if it
was a supporting role, if she's back in the cast,
or what's going on. Yeah, she's a nut job.

Speaker 3 (58:11):
Do you think it's because she's a nutjob because of Charlie?

Speaker 1 (58:15):
No, I would say it's a mix. I mean, she
just makes poor joy. She's the definition of you see
a beautiful woman, and at least one guy out there
is sick of.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Her, Like I cannot tell you why. I don't know
what it is, but I love Denise Richards. I watched
her reality show and I thought it was so good.
I have never seen her on Real Housewives, but I
know that drama was like sky high with her. Yeah,
so I haven't seen that version, but her version at
home with her dad and her kids and all that,

(58:47):
I'm like, I want to be friends with this.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
There's something I Obviously, when you live that style of life,
things are completely different. But if you're in the mental
state with you're okay doing an of page with your daughter,
something's not right. I agree, something's weird. Something's weird, that's all.

Speaker 5 (59:09):
Yeah, and her daughter's oh, okay, never mind. I could
go on in the next fifteen minutes about her. I'm
not going to. Those are your three things, all right.

Speaker 1 (59:18):
We started this thing a couple of weeks ago. We've
been having fun with it, and we decided to keep
continuing on as long as we can continue to find
new and interesting recipes. And we came across one last week.
We talked about it like on Thursday or Friday, and
it was the basically the budget drink of the summer,
because people are obviously trying to save money nowadays and

(59:42):
summer spritses are a big deal. And there was the
Apisol sprits that people talked about, where you get your
appsol and you get your sprits and you get your
prosecco and your fancy stuff and make this little summery drink.

Speaker 5 (59:54):
But who was a fording champagne right now?

Speaker 1 (59:56):
Right especially the prosecco, the good stuff. So someone said,
you know what you can do is all you need
is to get some uh aprisol, sprits, some Miller High Life,
the Champagne of beers. Forget getting real champagne. Just get
the Champagne of beers and a little squeeze of lemon,
and you've got yourself the summer drink. So that is

(01:00:17):
what we are doing right now. I have got myself
the Miller High Life, which I didn't realize or maybe
I just went to the wrong Kroger. But you can
only buy like a twelve pack. I don't know what
I'm gonna do with the rest of this beer. But
do you drink you Miller High Live stick?

Speaker 3 (01:00:35):
I mean I wouldn't. I don't turn it down.

Speaker 1 (01:00:38):
Sprits. I don't know how much sprits, so I'm just
adding some sprit Hey.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
Can you be yo at Tartan Fields this afternoon?

Speaker 7 (01:00:47):
Half and half?

Speaker 3 (01:00:48):
Want to be half beer?

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
In half?

Speaker 7 (01:00:50):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
Okay, the sprits, alcoholicohol, Yes, yes, I would go half
and half. Then okay, I'll go half and half and
then a little lemon juice. I gotta get more right,
I say.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
Before we went on the air, Goose opened this Miller
High Life bottle with a highlighter.

Speaker 3 (01:01:10):
Yeah, a highlight marker.

Speaker 5 (01:01:12):
How you you're a pro.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
It's not my first rodeo. He had a lighter and
he didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:01:21):
So we just went with I still don't even know
what the lighters for the same reason.

Speaker 1 (01:01:25):
To pop the top on the.

Speaker 3 (01:01:28):
He put it under the cap, used his hand as
a like a lever, and then just pop that.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
I feel like I'm in middle school with.

Speaker 1 (01:01:39):
All right, here you go. Here's your trailer park spritzer.
It is Abersol Spritz, the champagne of beers, Miller High Life,
and a squeeze a Lemontos.

Speaker 5 (01:01:55):
What I'm smelling like the lemon?

Speaker 1 (01:01:56):
I guess did you ever? Did you ever? You know
when you have like a sudsy drink, like a beer
or something, you know you can use your your nose oil.
Can we do that before? If you wipe your nose
and rub the top, all the SuDS will disappear.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
Okay, all right, No, I did not know that all.

Speaker 1 (01:02:12):
The SuDS will disappear If you want to get like
get the head off your beer or your your drink.

Speaker 3 (01:02:16):
Okay, all right, you are in education.

Speaker 1 (01:02:18):
Here we go trailer parks, sprits for taste test Tuesday,
pepper salt sprints, Mamailer highlight, and a squeeze lime. Give
it a try.

Speaker 5 (01:02:28):
Oh, I'm in. This is not bad, not bad, that's
not terrible. It tastes like a Bartles and James. Don't
you think, oh.

Speaker 1 (01:02:40):
A little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:02:40):
I don't know why because there's beer in it, but
a trailer park wine cooler.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
Yeah. I think if you if you kind of killed
the beer taste with the sprits, it gives a more
summary taste. It lightens it up.

Speaker 5 (01:02:54):
It looks nice.

Speaker 1 (01:02:57):
That that's not terrible.

Speaker 5 (01:03:00):
It's not terrible. I feel like I might get sick
of it pretty quickly, but it's not terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
Yeah. I would say, like like a ninety degree day
by the pool, I might start with one of these.
I'm not going the whole day, but I would start
with one of these.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Definitely got to have half of the other story.

Speaker 5 (01:03:18):
Yeah, I agree, and I probably pound it and then
that's it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
Just you. Yeah, I agree. You need Yeah, like a
fifty to fifty I don't want more a ton more
beer and less sprits.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
I kind of like it. In fact, how much more
do we.

Speaker 6 (01:03:35):
Espirs?

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
They got quite a bit, So, yeah, you want to
have another one. The eight forty five break might be
quite interesting this morning on the air, just saying, so
you want to give it a try before summer's over
on a discount the trailer Park Spritzer. You have the
Miller High Life Champion of Beers, the Aparsol Spritz and
a Squeeze Elemon in there. You'd be all right, give

(01:03:56):
it a try.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
Not so breaking news. The news already broke. We're trying
to put it back together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Our first story takes us out to Nebraska, where a
sixty five year old man was arrested on Thursday after
police officers found him sitting on the floor of a
public bathroom with his junk hanging out. He also got
a bag of meth on him. Here's a thing. It
was a bathroom at a public park in Grand Island, Nebraska,
about ninety miles west of Lincoln. There someone apparently found

(01:04:25):
him sitting there with whatever he was doing, his meth
and his junk out in the bathroom, and they called
nine one one. According to the police, there were also
items on the floor next to him that he had
obviously been using for gratification, if you will, on the
floor of a public bathroom outside of Lincoln, Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (01:04:45):
This is celebrating summer long ball.

Speaker 1 (01:04:47):
That's what it is. It turned out he'd already been
banned from all public parks in the area. He's facing
charges for second degree trespassing public and decency and possession
of a cold controlled subt However, I don't know if
it is this man's fault. In fact, I might just
blame it on his family liteage because his name is

(01:05:09):
Edward Sinner. He's just he's just built to do bad things. Sorry,
So was he just going.

Speaker 5 (01:05:18):
Rest stop to rest stop, like on I eighty, Like
he was just going down the way and he just
kept getting banned after you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Yeah, I mean just spanking at one stop to the next,
and you can't You're not supposed to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:05:31):
In the premanent Well, you know how some people like
they say, hey, we're gonna visit every baseball MLB park,
you know, and other people are like, I'm gonna visit
every national park in the United States. This guy's like,
I'm gonna I'm just gonna whack it at every truck
stop through Nebraska.

Speaker 3 (01:05:49):
Got a long checklist.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
Life goals. Story number two takes us out to Florida. Yeah,
we got ourselves at WTF what the Florida. Brandy Asher
was arrested on May twentieth trying to get into Disney World.
She just wanted to have herself a good time. Unfortunately,
I don't know if she didn't realize this, but you
have to go through security entering these parks, and when

(01:06:14):
you go through security, they tend to kind of look
through things, and that's exactly what they did when they
found a metal canister inside of her purse, and upon
inspection of said metal canister, they found themselves a white,
crystally like substance, which Brandy told security officers was her

(01:06:40):
Goofy Headache medicine because apparently she suffers from headaches and
she needs to carry the Goofy Headache powder with her
because she figures she was going to Disney World. So
you know, you get the correctly branded stuff, the Goofy
Headache powder. Well, yes, you could guess it. It was

(01:07:02):
not Goofy headache powder. It was meth. You can't bring
meth into Disney World. They don't like that they're gonna,
they're gonna, they're gonna turn you down and turn you away,
and well you're gonna get arrested for meth possession. And
that's exactly what happened. So Brandy will be spending some
time in Dale in jail, not the happiest place on earth.
Do you remember that.

Speaker 5 (01:07:22):
Sugar crystallized sugar candy on a string? You ate it
off a string? Am I nuts?

Speaker 1 (01:07:30):
I remember? Like the sweet tart, tiny little sweet tarts
on the string, yeah, neck with some bracelets they used
to butt.

Speaker 5 (01:07:37):
This is just like crystallize sugar, like clear sugar, little
like formations of it, up and down like a string,
a literal string. You just like ate it off the string.
It pures sugar.

Speaker 1 (01:07:53):
That seems like something that that would not be looked
upon finally nowadays.

Speaker 5 (01:07:58):
But that's what I would say.

Speaker 1 (01:07:59):
It was rock candy, rock candy, rock candy. Yeah, absolutely,
So that's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
What you say. You don't say it's my special little
headache powder.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Murphy headache, powder headache.

Speaker 5 (01:08:08):
That's stupid. You didn't think this through. It's rock candy.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Yeah, that's that's dump. I mean, were you just trying
to pull it off because you were you were going
to Disney World, and you figures, you know what everyone
buys Mickey Mouse ears, everyone buys Donald Duck bow ties,
So why not buy the goofy headache powder? Seems like
it would fit. But they're gonna question you for it
that you're not so breaking news, all right, well, doom.

(01:08:37):
Scrolling over the weekend, I saw this person on TikTok
post this question. I just thought it was just a
creative way to post this question, and I wanted to
jump into it and see what our answers might be.
And I want your answer as well. Eight hundred and
eight two one ninety nine seven. Oh but listen, listen
closely without using a number on a scale of one
to IEWN a sword, how crazy are you? Because I

(01:09:02):
think we can all admit if you own a sword,
it's pretty weird. It's it's pretty weird. Yes, yeah, it's
pretty weird. That's not a normal collectible. That's strange. People
own swords are weird. Yeah, Okay, if you're a martial artist,
you get a pass if you actually know how to

(01:09:22):
use the sword for like a demonstration type thing. But
if you if you've got like just like that, that
stand with the three Katanas on it. You're weird. I'm
sorry if you If you have if you have the
replica of the Game of Throws Wolf, dire Sword, or whatever,
you're weird. If you have a giant Dungeons and Dragons

(01:09:48):
memorabilia sort, you're a little weird.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
What if I have an actual dire wolf?

Speaker 1 (01:09:53):
Also weird? I would like a ninety ninety seven h
on the scale of one to eye on a sword,
How weird you? Because I'll say right off the bat,
I've got I've got weird sensory issues. That's a weird thing.
No one can touch my nipples.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
Oh yeah, you're sitting Yeah, nipple and your belly button.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:10:12):
On a scale of one that don't touch your nipples.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
Oh as a full blow.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
It freaked him out when he saw my headphone cord
glide across the.

Speaker 1 (01:10:23):
Lost It can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:25):
Oh yeah, so that's kind of weird.

Speaker 5 (01:10:27):
That's serious.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Yeah, definitely, that is definitely weird about me, for sure, Kelly.
On a scale of one to eye on a sword,
how weird are you?

Speaker 5 (01:10:37):
I cry at every live music performance, like every time
I'm in a theater, like the Ohio Theater, the Palace, theater.
I saw Bill Burr at the Palace Theater. Cried, cried,
I can't help it. There's something that overwhelms I went
to Hamilton. You were so graciously got Charlie and I
uh got Charlie tickets to see Hamilton. Cry and it's

(01:10:59):
only an Usually in the beginning, I can get over it,
like pretty fairly quickly. But I will get overwhelmed with
emotion when I'm sitting down in seats right before a
live performance of some kind every time. I don't care
who it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:13):
Is, what it is. I cried.

Speaker 1 (01:11:15):
That's really insant, because I mean Hamilton. There are parts
of Hamilton where you could cry. But it makes sense.

Speaker 5 (01:11:19):
It's just the oberience. I cried at Bilburt I sat
down in anticipation of seeing Bill Burr when he walked
out on the stage, I cried. I just can't help it.
It's an overwhelming point of emotion for me. Then I
can I can get through that and then enjoy everything else. Okay,
So yeah, I guess there's just a surge of emotion
for me at the beginning of every live Yeah, right, yeah,

(01:11:45):
I'm a cry baby on.

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
A scale of one to ion. A sword how weird?

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
Do you?

Speaker 1 (01:11:50):
Blitz?

Speaker 9 (01:11:51):
Hi?

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Who's this? Christine? All right, Christine, I'm a scale of
one to ion a sword. How weird do you? I'd
say like an eight? All right? But without using a number.
What's something weird about you? Without using a number, what's
something weird about you? How weird are you? What's the
strangest thing about you?

Speaker 10 (01:12:12):
I really I really hate feet?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:12:16):
Me too?

Speaker 10 (01:12:17):
Who really hate feet?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
So? Are you? Are you in any sort of long
term relationship right now? Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
I am married?

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
Okay, you're married. You won't give your husband a foot rub? No? Really?

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Well you let him rub your feet?

Speaker 5 (01:12:34):
Yes, I'm the opposite. I can give Charlie a foot rub,
but I don't want him touching my feet.

Speaker 1 (01:12:41):
Oh interesting, okay, all right Christine. How much money would
it take for you to suck on your husband's big toe?

Speaker 3 (01:12:50):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (01:12:50):
My god, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:12:53):
I get I got it, I got I got ten Chris,
Benji's right here? One thousand dollars? Are you sucking on
your husband's big toe for thirty seconds? Uh?

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Thirty seconds?

Speaker 1 (01:13:04):
That's a long time. Maybe dollars is a lot of money.
I think I could, I think I could. You would
just really really choose not to though, Yes, okay, fair enough,
funny how quick you'll change for dollars are involved?

Speaker 4 (01:13:19):
For sure?

Speaker 1 (01:13:20):
Thank you so much for the call. Blennet's hie, who's
this hi stella? Without using a number on a scale
of one to eye on a sword? How weird are you?
Besides you drive a monster truck as a small woman.
Besides that, I have numbucks.

Speaker 5 (01:13:43):
That's awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Okay, that's even weirder than a sword.

Speaker 3 (01:13:47):
Really, Yeah, oh dude, I can work. You wouldn't believe
you cannot.

Speaker 1 (01:13:50):
Yes, I can't to say.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
That.

Speaker 8 (01:13:55):
I cried so loud at Jumbo my mother had to
take me out as the sea.

Speaker 5 (01:14:00):
It is hard. That's a sad movie, though, Okay, I
can understand it.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
Forget forget emotion and Dumbo. No one cares about that.
Let's talk about the nunchucks. Why? How why do you
have nunchucks? Do you know how to use them?

Speaker 7 (01:14:14):
I do?

Speaker 8 (01:14:15):
I do, yeah, martial arts, saying it was something that
brothers taught me and it's just something I've kept and
kept up one over the years.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Yeah, okay, interesting. At least you know how to use them,
so that's if they're just not sitting.

Speaker 3 (01:14:33):
There hanging on your.

Speaker 1 (01:14:35):
Sword.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
But couple of eyes.

Speaker 1 (01:14:39):
Okay, all right, still interesting. I appreciate you. That is
definitely still weird. You two? Thanks, line you all right,
one more. Let's see here, BLITZI, who's this? Good morning? Nick?

Speaker 8 (01:14:54):
Nick?

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
On a scale of one two eye on a sword
without using a number, How weird are you?

Speaker 2 (01:15:01):
I own a nineteen forty eight victory nineteen forty six
victory World War II newspaper.

Speaker 5 (01:15:10):
Okay, that's cool.

Speaker 8 (01:15:11):
That is so.

Speaker 1 (01:15:12):
That's like flaming victory victory for World War two. The
war's over, we won.

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Yeah, that's a that's a which newspaper, all the original
comics in it.

Speaker 2 (01:15:24):
It's got a bunch of pin up dressed models in there,
all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
You have the whole paper, not just like the front
page frame. You've got the entire paper paper.

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
Is it dispatched? Is it what kind of news? Oh? Okay,
hang on a second.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
Is it a dispatch and has a death list over
like four thousand names? On?

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:15:45):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:15:46):
Is this thing on?

Speaker 1 (01:15:48):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:15:49):
Hey, what newspaper is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
It's from pay Virginia.

Speaker 5 (01:15:55):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
I would have loved if he would have gone off
into a different conversation there I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Wearing for though.

Speaker 1 (01:16:01):
Okay, that's really cool. Is it like handed down through
the family or something.

Speaker 3 (01:16:05):
No, I found it cleaning out on a bandon apartment.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Wow, that's really cool.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Is it in good condition?

Speaker 2 (01:16:12):
Oh yeah, I can open it up, but it is
very brittle.

Speaker 1 (01:16:16):
Yeah. I would definitely just keep that tucked away the
sunlight pot of moisture. Yeah, for sure. That's really cool. Though,
I wouldn't say that's weird. I would say that's pretty cool. Yeah,
thanks for the call, man. Let's see, Missy Texan. I
own three swords in a crossbow. Okay, crossbows even weirder
than the swords. Really, Yeah, we should hunt with crossbows.

(01:16:37):
We should change this from on a scale of one
to own a crossbow. How weird are you people hunt
with crossbows during both season?

Speaker 9 (01:16:44):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Yeah, we've talked at Yeah, we have both season here
bost season.

Speaker 1 (01:16:48):
We have both seasons, but we use compound boats.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Cross use crossos.

Speaker 5 (01:16:52):
I use both?

Speaker 4 (01:16:53):
Ye?

Speaker 5 (01:16:54):
No good?

Speaker 1 (01:16:56):
Are you going to a hunt the elves and bridge trolls?
Who uses a crossbow?

Speaker 3 (01:17:00):
A lot of people?

Speaker 1 (01:17:01):
Do you have your tribute sha out there as well? Crossbow?
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
You know Dixcavella.

Speaker 1 (01:17:14):
Well, on a scale of one to own it. We'll
keep it at sword on a scale of one dino
saword without using numbers. How strange you seven of the
blitz all right? On a scale of one din of sword?
How strange are you? Just say Shane was on the phone, Shane,

(01:17:35):
are you there? Hello? Hey Shane? On the scale of
one to is a sword without using numbers? How strange
are you?

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
I own a fossilized mammoth too, a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Fossilized mammoth tooth.

Speaker 5 (01:17:50):
How about that?

Speaker 1 (01:17:51):
And where did you procure a fossilized mammoth tooth?

Speaker 2 (01:17:55):
We got it in Alaska. My wife and I try
and visit every state that we can.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
Oh, very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:18:01):
We try and get something eclectic.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
And how big is this mamo tooth?

Speaker 2 (01:18:06):
Probably about eight inches across, four inches wide and five
or six inches Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
Okay, that's you keep it on, You keep it on
like everywhere we go.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
We got a ukulele. We got a piston from a
grave digger down in North Carolina a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
Just the piston from the monster truck. Yes. And do
you have like a section of your house where you
keep all your collectibles like a serial killer, like all
in one area, something sort like that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:39):
Yeah, we've got a couple of shelves up with some
weird stuff around.

Speaker 3 (01:18:41):
Okay, that's pretty cool though.

Speaker 1 (01:18:43):
If it's related to travel and you collect something from
each different area you go to, I think that's pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (01:18:48):
Not against that at all. I wouldn't consider that strange.

Speaker 2 (01:18:50):
Do you have a sword though?

Speaker 1 (01:18:55):
Yo? Weirdo weird. Thanks for the coming man, I hope
you have a great one.

Speaker 5 (01:19:00):
Doug says, we never heard fix weird thing. Oh I
can say you did. Used to own a snake, and that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:05):
Is the thing that I think that's up there. Yep,
that's up there with owning a sword.

Speaker 5 (01:19:09):
Do you have a current one?

Speaker 3 (01:19:11):
I got a lot name one. Well, Goose thinks it's
very weird, but yes I do.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
I'm out hardcore bass fishermen, and I kiss every bass
in the forehead and say thanks for playing the fisherman.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
Isn't that strange? There are millions of fishermen out there,
that's no problem kissing every fish you catch. That's a
little weird. Just the bass, all right?

Speaker 5 (01:19:29):
How many times do you think you've caught one at
least twice three times. That thing's getting so many kisses
from you.

Speaker 1 (01:19:35):
Oh, I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
That's very rare catching.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
The same fish.

Speaker 5 (01:19:39):
Yeah, they all look different.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Yes, actually take a picture of them, a lot of them.

Speaker 5 (01:19:43):
Yeah, you do with your lips on it. Oh no, no,
don't you take selfies smooching fish. No, but I would
fish kiss.

Speaker 1 (01:19:51):
I've got ten, I've got ten. Crispy Benjamin's sitting right here.
Would you like lock lips with the bass fish? Are
you gonna? Are you gonna tongu kiss a bas You're
gonna give me a thousand buck thousand bucks a tongue
kiss the basket?

Speaker 3 (01:20:05):
Absolutely, you can roll video.

Speaker 5 (01:20:10):
For a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:20:11):
That is that is almost really really worth it. I
might run to the bank a thousand dollars thirty second
french kiss with a bass fish.

Speaker 5 (01:20:21):
And we have to be able to play romantic music
underneath your eyes?

Speaker 1 (01:20:25):
Oh yeah, oh absolutely, And I am gonna narrate the
whole thing as as dirt moto moto Uh do you? Yeah?
Do you have some you can give me some se
you get some sexy music over there, because I want to.
I want to still. Oh, and then you slow mow
this thing.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 9 (01:20:44):
His name is thick Rick. Her name is Betty Bass.
It's a love story like no other. Coming to get
a max this fall.

Speaker 6 (01:21:14):
Just remember when it's all over with, I'm walking away
with a thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:21:18):
A thousand dollars, Wait till.

Speaker 5 (01:21:22):
Those little bass babies come forward.

Speaker 1 (01:21:24):
Oh yeah, when you got to pay child support for
an entire school of bass fish.

Speaker 6 (01:21:32):
So is that weirder than the fact that I have
full on conversations out loud with myself.

Speaker 3 (01:21:37):
No, I do that too, So we're well sign of genius.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
Okay, So yeah, I think there have been many times
just just full onmmy Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:21:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:46):
My wife worries, She's like, what the hell were you
just talking about? There's nobody in there, And I'll tell.

Speaker 1 (01:21:50):
You what my conversation, yeah, right, exactly, the one that
I do a lot that I always end up turning
and Nora will be sitting on the couch like with
the strangers, because I if I'm at the pantry or
if I'm at the fridge, Yeah, I'm always having a
full conversation. What's in there, what's not in there? What
am I gonna make? What am I in the mood
for what the door open, looking at what's inside the

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pantry or the other fridge.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Yeah, and you're like, well, if I make that, I
can do this. Yeah, and you're saying all that out loud, right, Yeah,
And then I had.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
This yesterday and I don't know if I'm really in
the movie.

Speaker 3 (01:22:23):
So it's not abnormal, No, not at all.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Blitz. Hi, who's this?

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
Oh me?

Speaker 1 (01:22:29):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (01:22:30):
You? Hi?

Speaker 3 (01:22:30):
Who's this you?

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 10 (01:22:32):
I've been listening to you guys talking for like thirty seconds,
and I'm like, do you think know they picked up?

Speaker 1 (01:22:38):
Yeah, but we wanted to pick up to make sure
you knew we were acknowledging you, but we were in
the middle of the conversation so we just couldn't stop
it there. Yeah, who is this? This is Katie? Yes, Katie.
On a scale of one to ee own a sword
without using a number. How strange are you?

Speaker 10 (01:22:56):
I dress up in a durndal and I sing drinking
songs with at Germans?

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
Yes, darnd is that like the official what am I thinking?
Leader hosing type outfit? Like the one we see Yahark.

Speaker 3 (01:23:09):
Griswold dressed up in European vacation.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
Oh my god, leader.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
I was thinking you dressed up as a dradl. I
got that mixed up.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Not a drade all. Give us a give us a
quick sample of some German song you may sing while
dressed in your leader hosen.

Speaker 10 (01:23:31):
Okay, in myrdal dd yes, yeah, okay, leather pants.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Oh, thank you for the direction. I did not know that.

Speaker 10 (01:23:41):
Okay, okay, So how about when we're about to cheers,
I'm cross, I'm pros Jacky mood, I'm pro. I'm pro.

Speaker 5 (01:24:04):
Fu rug so fun.

Speaker 10 (01:24:06):
Tiky tuky, tiky tky.

Speaker 1 (01:24:09):
Somebody give me one of those leftover Miller highlights. I
feel like chugging a beer right now.

Speaker 5 (01:24:13):
Tuy.

Speaker 3 (01:24:14):
Katy's been in this studio singing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
Man so good.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
We appreciated Katie. So listen, you're just a little weird.
Now you're not quite sored owning weird, just a little weird.
We appreciate it.

Speaker 10 (01:24:27):
One of our bubbies does have a game of through.

Speaker 1 (01:24:30):
Yeah, that's weird. He's the weirdest one of them. I
want it. Thank you, Thank you so much for the call, Katie. Now,
all right, the three things you need to know before
you go.

Speaker 5 (01:24:40):
But one person in the hospital after a train hit
a pickup truck in Hilliard this morning. It happened at
Northwest Parkway and Leap Road about seven thirty five this morning.
Fire department posted photos of the crash, showing that it
was a black Chevy Silverado that was heavily damaged by
this train. One person take into the hospital condition described

(01:25:02):
as stable. At Northwest Parkway and Leap Road closed right
now and people ask him you to avoid that area.

Speaker 1 (01:25:11):
Can you have a car versus train with like light damage?
I don't know if that's I don't think that's a possibility.
I think any I think any car versus train is
going to be heavily damaged. Grazing, yeah, is not going
to be. It's not going to be a little fender pender.

Speaker 5 (01:25:31):
Is this somebody who gets stuck on the tracks or
is this somebody who tried to beat the train?

Speaker 1 (01:25:35):
Usually it's someone who tries to beat the train. I
don't know what this person did, but usually if someone
who tries to beat the train, well, I hope they recover.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
The execution of Tennessee Death Row in Maye Byron Black
is expected to be carried out carried out this morning
about two hours from now. This is really interesting Governor
of Tennessee Bill Lee, says he has no plans to
intervene in Byron Black's lethal injection. By the way, let
me tell you what he did first and why he
is being put to death. He killed his girlfriend and

(01:26:05):
her two young daughters in nineteen ninety eight, so today's
his date with death now. Attorneys have argued up to
this point that his death would be cruel and unusual
punishment because he has a defibrillator implanted and it would
likely try to restart his heart during this execution process.

Speaker 1 (01:26:26):
Oh, you get electrocuted, you die, your defibrillator kicks in
and restarts your heart. You got to go to the
process again.

Speaker 4 (01:26:33):
Oh No.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
To add to this, a judge ruled last week that
the execution can proceed without this device being deactivated. So
they're like, yeah, you don't have to have anyone deactivate that.
You can just put him to death now.

Speaker 1 (01:26:50):
At the same time, if you murder a woman and
her two small children, yes I am, and you get
executed two or three times in a row, yeah, maybe,
so be it right, one for every person you killed.

Speaker 5 (01:27:05):
I do feel like, if you are his attorney, you
might say this is cruel and unusual, or this is
would maybe be torturous. Now I get you. He is
he is justly on death row. This man took three lives,
so I do not argue that point. I just think

(01:27:26):
it doesn't make you feel great when you think about
what's going to be happening in two hours.

Speaker 1 (01:27:32):
Deactivated. I was gonna say it seems a lot.

Speaker 5 (01:27:34):
Can deactivated, but a judge said, you don't have to.

Speaker 3 (01:27:37):
Why wouldn't you just it seems like where's the common sense?

Speaker 1 (01:27:41):
Seems like you would deactivated.

Speaker 5 (01:27:43):
I don't know how do you do that?

Speaker 1 (01:27:45):
Unless this judge has a mean streak and he's like,
let it restart. Hit him again.

Speaker 5 (01:27:54):
Again, like we'd be endless. Wouldn't it so bad?

Speaker 1 (01:28:02):
It would be just an endless cycle?

Speaker 5 (01:28:04):
N oh man, All right, let me tell you about
this British hiker who was He was on the trails
in Italy's Dolomites, but he ignored barriers and a lot
of signage saying, hey, some of these trails are closed
because there's a risk of landslides. He was like, yeah,
not for me, though, so he ignored the warning signs,

(01:28:26):
went ahead and went up a closed trail. And this
guy's sixty years old and he had to be rescued
by helicopter the local Alpine Rescue Services. The man claims
he didn't see the signs, which were posted in both
English and Italian, but so they're like, yeah, we don't
really buy that. We have huge signage around. You saw

(01:28:48):
the signs, you did it anyway, We want sixteen five
hundred dollars for rescuing you. And that's a lot of
a lot of money. But also you owe that, Yeah,
that's your face.

Speaker 8 (01:29:00):
Have that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:00):
They have that at the dunes up in northern Michigan,
the huge dunes that lead down to Lake Superior that
people love to run down and you know, visit the water,
but then you have to get back up, and they
have signage. If you do not make it back up,
it is a three thousand dollars charge for them to come.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
Around d that right.

Speaker 1 (01:29:18):
How far it's like it's like five hundred feet, but
it's it's a steep angle of all sand.

Speaker 5 (01:29:26):
Is there any other way out? Yeah, no, down the
shore or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:29):
No, no, you have to go the way you can
getting buried in the sand trying to get up it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
No, no, no, not buried. They just can't make the
climb back up because it is so treacherous and so
hard that people are like I can't do it and
they need to be rescued. And there's a sign that
says it's a three thousand dollars fine, So make sure
before you head down you can make it back up.

Speaker 6 (01:29:52):
Can you go down just a little bit and climb
back up and see if you can do it? You
don't have to go all the way.

Speaker 5 (01:29:56):
Well, then you're expending all that energy.

Speaker 1 (01:29:58):
Well I just just no, you can absolutely give it
a try. I'm talking further.

Speaker 3 (01:30:03):
I'm about going like twenty feet.

Speaker 1 (01:30:04):
Don't go further than you can dig it, because it
is a law. I've done it. It is, it is,
Oh you have done it? Oh yeah, okay, back when
I was a teenager, rough, Oh it is. I would say,
if you ever have the chance to about to Colorado Springs,
there's a place called the Incline, which is these railroad
tracks that they've turned into steps, and it's like twenty
three hundred steps up the side of a mountain and

(01:30:26):
people go and they do it for a workout. You
go for a hike, and oh, okay, I would I
would say it's like walking twenty three hundred steps up
a building. You know, it is what it is, but
it's beautiful. I would highly recommend anyone doing it, but
I would say the sand dunes are harder than the incline. Wow. Yeah,
it's unbelievable.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
All right, those are your three things, so real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
I need some assistance. As one of our amazing Blitz
listeners heard that I like to golf and apparently works
over at the Tartanfields, so I got a little invite.
Excuse me, why snooed it up for a minute today?

Speaker 3 (01:31:02):
Oh good for you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
Yeah, but I'm not teeing off till three thirty. It's
a little bit later. Obviously, got to get out of
the way of all the real people, all the real
golfers and all the real members. So throw us in
at the caddy time basically later in the afternoon, which
I'm fine with. But I told Noura, like you know,
I'm not gonna be home till later. I won't be
cooking dinner tonight or anything. You guys are kind of

(01:31:25):
thin for yourself.

Speaker 3 (01:31:26):
But my new little golf outfit for the fancy plays.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
I didn't because I got some fans ball outfits, so
right now, I'm just having the mental trouble of which
golfit am I gonna wear. I gotta look my best.

Speaker 3 (01:31:38):
That's something I don't worry about fishing.

Speaker 1 (01:31:40):
Right, Yeah, you put whatever you want on for sure. No,
I gotta I gotta put on the Sunday best for
Tartan Fields. But so they're doing something for the first
time that they have not done before. And I don't
you know, I don't know if I actually considered them
actual residents of Columbus yet because they have not done this.
But they're going to today. They're going to the Crew
game tonight.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Oh that's great.

Speaker 1 (01:32:00):
They've never obviously, Nora, they've never been before.

Speaker 3 (01:32:02):
So this is a League's Cup game. Yes, leone, Yes,
they are playing tonight. That's a good time over there.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Well, so here's the deal. The one thing they don't
have that I have to get them is I have
to get them at least like a T shirt or something.
Do they do like Crew stuff at like Coles. Not
trying to drop a ton of money, but I want
to at least have them have, you know, such a
T shirt or something to put it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:22):
I mean, I know there's somewhere you can go either
like Dix or where can you go?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
I'm sorry, I don't want to play stadium prices for
like a T shirt, but I'm wondering can you get
crew stuff? Because a lot of times your local coals
will carry your local sports teams and stuff like that.
So if you know, shoot us a text real quick.
Eight hundred one ninety ninety seven. Oh, where can I
swing by? Dix? Dix has got some crew stuff? Let's see. Okay, yep,

(01:32:47):
Dix has got stuff. Okay, good to know, because I
just want to swing by and make sure they have
at least something to put on. They got a bunch
of the game tonight, so but I think they're going
to have a really good time. I'm very excited that
they finally get to go check it out. So if
you got any recommendations. Eight hundred two one nine night seven.
It's nine seven of the Blitz. Now, let's see if

(01:33:08):
we can learn you something. Sit up and pay attention. Yeah,
let's make you a little bit smarter than you were
when you woke up today. Little tidbits you can take
with you feel a little bit smarter. Mike, did you
know Ireland is the only country that has a smaller
population than it did in eighteen forty. Yeah, run the

(01:33:31):
only country. Kelsey Grammer. Kelsey Grammer has been nominated for
an Emmy for playing Fraser Crane in three different TV shows.
Can you name the three?

Speaker 3 (01:33:45):
Cheers Fraser and what's the third one?

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
Cheers yet? Where the character started? Fraser which was the spinoff?
And the third one was in one episode cameo in Wings.
Remember the TV show Wings?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Yeah, you had a one episode cameo as Fraser Crazy
in Wings. Yeah, I know that, and got an Emmy
nomination for Oh, the main character from Pollyanna has a
last name. It's Wittier. I don't know what Pollyanna is.
What's Pollyanna from TV show? In a movie? It's a book? Okay,

(01:34:21):
that's why, because I don't read, so that makes perfect sense.
Apparently a lot of people didn't know that she had
a last name, but she does. It's Whittier. The Mona
Lisa is only thirty inches high and twenty one inches across.
It is smaller than the average poster you have hanging
on your wall. And I've heard that before. People lining
up to go walk by and see the Mona Lisa.

(01:34:45):
But you wait in a line and then you just
shuffle on by this small little picture on the wall.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
What is it that makes that painting so amazing?

Speaker 1 (01:34:53):
I don't know. I would never pay the money or
wait in line.

Speaker 3 (01:34:57):
I won't know if it's just maybe the odd girl
in the history.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
Behind it, the artists themselves, I mean, and finally, big Ben.
We all know big Ben Roethlisberger. Not Roethlisberger. We're talking.
We're talking in England. What people think is the clock.
Big Ben is not the name of the clock, and

(01:35:21):
it's not the name of the clock tower. It's just
the name of one of the bells hanging inside the tower.
The actual tower itself is Elizabeth Tower. Seriously, yeah, big
Ben is nothing more than one of the bells inside.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
But for some reason the name took off and everyone
calls it big Ben. There you go, luking you some stuff.
On a Tuesday morning, ninety ninety seven, The Blitz