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Welcome back, my wyse and weary listeners to the Strange
History Podcast, where we dig through history's attic and find
out why your grandma says weird things like a watched
pot never boils. Last time, we stitch time bit bullets
and discovered that cats and bags are never a good thing. Tonight,
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we're finishing our collection thirteen more sayings that shaped the
way we speak, think, and occasionally argue on the Internet.
Let's dust off the Dictionary of Destiny and see what
advice our ancestors left us.
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A rolling stone gathers no moss.
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This one rolls right out of the Latin world. It
was recorded by the Roman writer Pablilius Cyrus in the
first century BCE. It meant that people who keep moving,
traveling or changing jobs don't accumulate moss, meaning responsibilities, possessions, or,
let's be honest, emotional baggage. In the fifteen hundreds, Erasmus
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the philosopher, not the form or an exchange program, translated
it into English and it stuck. Ironically, later centuries flipped
the meaning. In the workaholic Victorian era, no moss meant
no roots. So now, depending on your vibe, it's either
a compliment or a warning. Basically, you're either a cool,
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minimalist or unemployed.
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There's no use crying over spilled milk.
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If you've ever watched a toddler weep dramatically after knocking
over a glass, you've seen this proverb in action. It
dates back to the sixteen hundreds and first appeared in
James Howell's Proverbs in English, Italian, French and Spanish sixteen
fifty nine. The idea was simple, what's done is done.
Tears won't refill the glass. But in earlier folklore milk
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was sacred. Spilling it was seen as bad luck or
an offence to household spirits, so the saying evolved from
superstition into stoicism. In modern terms, close the app move on.
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One bad apple spoils the bunch.
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Ah Yes, the saying that launched one thousand hr memos.
It comes from the fourteenth century, when people stored apples
in barrels. One rotten apple released ethylene gas, accelerating decay,
and the rest. The phrase became a metaphor for corrupting influences,
whether in fruit baskets or political movements. These days, it's
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most often used in press conferences, right before someone says,
we take this very seriously.
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Let sleeping dogs lie.
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This one's a medieval warning. It appears as early as
the thirteen hundreds in Chaucer's Troilis and Creceide, and means
exactly what it says. Don't stir up old trouble. That's
finally quiet. Back then, watchdogs were the medieval security system,
Big loud and easily provoked. Wake them, and chaos ensued.
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So the next time someone says it, remember it's not
about dogs. It's about that group chat argument. From twenty nineteen.
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Take it with a grain of salt.
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This oldie dates back to ancient Rome. Pliny the Elder
wrote that salt could neutralize poison. He literally said to
take it with a grain of salt. Over time, the
phrase evolved into view something skeptically. In the Middle Ages,
salt was rare and precious, used as metaice and as
a ward against evil, So the phrase suggests balance a
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little skepticism, but not total cynicism. In modern form, trust
but verify, preferably with snacks.
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the only salt brand that pairs perfectly with rumors and fries.
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Cry Wolf.
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This one howls straight out of Esop's fables. A shepherd
boy repeatedly cries wolf to trick villagers until a real
wolf shows up and no one believes him. Classic Boy
who Cried Wolf situation. The phrase warns against lying or exaggerating,
because credibility is hard to earn and easy to shred.
It's the sixth century b c. Version of stop doom posting.
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Put a sock in it.
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If you've ever been told this, you are either talked,
looking too loud or podcasting too long. The saying dates
to the late eighteen hundreds, when gramophones had no volume control,
people literally shoved socks into the horn to muffle the sound.
Over time, put a sock in it became slang for
be quiet. So next time you say it, remember you're
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quoting Victorian audio engineering.
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Rome wasn't built in a day.
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This ancient encouragement dates back to a twelfth century French
proverb romna sippa fete on anjoure. It was popularized in
English by playwright John Haywood in fifteen thirty eight. The
moral great things take time. Rome's empire, after all, was
centuries in the making, roads, aqueducts and all that marble.
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So whether you're building a city, a career, or a
podcast empire, relax histories on your side.
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the productivity app that reminds you even Caesar needed a planner.
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Every cloud has a silver lining.
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Poetic right. This one first appeared in John Milton's Comus
sixteen thirty four. Was I deceived? Or did a sable
cloud turn forth her silver lining on the night. It's
a reminder that even dark times have bright edges optimism
dressed in poetic flare. Though if you've ever been through
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a thunderstorm, you know some clouds are just clouds.
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People who live in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones.
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The earliest written version comes from Chaucer, who said, who
that hath no sin cast the first stone? But the
lass house version appeared in the sixteen hundreds, reminding people
not to criticize others for faults they share. In an
era when glass was expensive and fragile, the metaphor hit
hard literally, so before you judge, maybe check that you're
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not sitting in a conservatory.
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Don't put all your eggs in one basket.
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Another farming favorite. This one came from Don Quixote sixteen
oh five and later English proverbs farmers knew if you
carried all your eggs in one basket and tripped disaster.
It became financial advice centuries before stockbrokers existed. Diversify your risks,
whether in investments or in life. Also applicable to dating apps.
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When pigs fly, this delightful bit of sarcasm goes back
to the sixteen hundred's Scottish proverb pigs may fly, but
it's not likely. It was the Renaissance way of saying
yeah right. Early versions included other impossible animals, when frogs
grow hair or when hens wear breeches, but pigs flying
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stuck maybe because it's funny and disgusting, and now, thanks
to the Internet, we actually have pictures of flying pigs,
proof that sarcasm eventually manifests.
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This airborne optimism is sponsored by Bacon wings because the
impossible tastes better fried, better late than never.
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This saying goes all the way back to ancient Greece.
The historian Dionysius of Halikarnassis used a version of it
in twenty BC, and Jeffrey Chaucer revived it in the
Canterbury Tales. It's timeless advice. Doing something eventually is still
better than not doing it at all. It's a celebration
of imperfection, of trying, failing and showing up anyway. It's
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also my personal motto for sending thank you notes and taxes.
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This tardy triumph is brought to you by Procrastinate, the
productivity drink that forgives lateness but not laziness.
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And that dear listeners, wraps up old sayings and where
they came from. Part two. From mossy stones to flying pigs,
These little phrases carry centuries of wit, warning and wisdom.
They've survived wars, plagues, and the invention of the Internet,
which is honestly a miracle. The next time someone drops
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one of these phrases in conversation, you'll know exactly where
it came from, and probably ruin the moment by saying, so,
I'm Amy. And this has been the Strange History Podcast
until next time. Take it with a grain of salt,
roll with the stones, and remember Rome wasn't built in
a day, but this episode nearly was. Good night and
good History